Chicks in the Office - Bachelor Premiere Recap w/ Trent + Oscar Noms
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What's up, everyone?
It's Chicks in the Office with Rianne Fran, giving you that Friday energy on a Wednesday.
Usually we would have a long intro for you guys,
but we have exhausted all of our random ass thoughts with Trent,
which was a lot of fun.
Over an hour of just talking with Trent.
we did Bachelor Recap, but we talked first, and then we did the Bachelor Recap.
And then we still did.
And then we still talked about random stuff.
So if you're looking for random thoughts, random talk, banter, then you head on over to the section with Trent because my God, we covered a range of topics.
Yeah.
Which was a lot of fun.
I love doing that.
And if you're not watching The Bachelor this season, you can listen to it.
100% of you are not watching The Bachelor, you could still listen to the portion that says Bachelor recap because majority of it, we talk about dinosaurs.
Yeah.
which in my opinion was fun
and I love Entrance on the podcast so that was a lot of fun
but before we get into all that we're going to do a little
Oscars talk the Oscar nominations were released
and it always shocks me a little bit
but it shouldn't be shocking that the Oscars is different
than the Golden Globes like you know what I mean
and we talked about this and I during the Golden Globes
and I said you pretty much know where you're getting with the Oscars
it's not true it's not true they throw in some movies
that wasn't even mentioned at the Golden Globes
And then movies that were mentioned at the Golden Globes don't get mentioned at the Oscars.
And people for sure.
So, no, it was very interesting.
We can get into that.
I do have one comment to make.
Yeah, lay it on me.
The Senate hearings happened today for Taylor Swift, not for Taylor Swift, but for Ticketmaster.
And I, it was quality entertainment, just so absurd.
from Democrat, Republican,
like it didn't even matter.
They were all joking
that they were like,
who would have thought
that Ticketmaster
would unite both parties
to agree on one thing
we've come together
to agree that you are bad.
Everybody agrees Ticket Master, no good.
President CFO of Live Nation
and he looked like an idiot.
Everybody was just pounding him.
And then so many, like, Taylor Swift,
lyric references that you're watching these senators and you're like politics.
I guess this is what they do.
Senator Lee had so many Taylor Swift lyric references.
And they're all chuckling.
But I mean, it is crazy that it is what they all agree that ticket master and
Live Nation merging together seems unfair.
So what do you think that come from this?
Or what are they hoping to?
I don't know.
What they're hoping comes from it is that they have to unmerging.
merge.
Wow.
They're going to make them on merge.
They're going to pull them apart.
I think that's something that could happen.
Kind of has to happen, huh, after this?
I feel like they want more than two, though.
Like, even that would be a good step in the right direction, but...
What do you mean?
Like, if they don't merge, then what, there's like two big ones instead of one?
No, it's Live Nation and Ticketmaster is one company.
Mm-hmm.
So, like, they...
If Live Nation isn't completely aligned with Ticketmaster, other ticket...
selling platforms can step up to have options to sell tickets.
Yeah.
Because there's already a bunch of other ones.
Okay.
You know, we talk about a ton of them.
There's,
a lot of those resell places could actually be places that sell tickets.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It wouldn't be like any live nation event always goes through Ticketmaster.
Yeah, I get it.
So, yes, it would potentially open things up.
That is what they are hoping, I guess.
would be the outcome. But it was entertaining. Kelly Keeks watched like all four hours of it.
She was live tweeting. She was like, I'm a politics girl now. Yeah. So we can find out the
information from her as it continues. And I think she wrote, she, I don't know if it's up,
but she's definitely blogging about it. So go read that for a more thorough analysis.
She's giving a very deep, but she watched the entire thing. So you can get the information
of Kelly Kieg's. Yeah. I just never thought I'd hear a signer to be like, use nightmare
dressed like a daydream during a Senate hearing.
It's good stuff.
Yeah.
It's something else.
That's for sure.
Oscar nominations.
Like I said, movies, people mentioned that weren't nominated for the Golden Globes and people taken away.
You know, there's a lot of conversation around best actor.
Yeah, should we talk about it?
Yeah, let's go into nominations.
Yeah.
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All right.
So let's start off by saying that everything, everywhere, all at once, led the nominations,
11 nominations
and then it was followed by
All Quiet on the Western Front
which was a World War I movie
in Germany
so it's nominated for Best Picture
but also nominated for
like foreign film
which is interesting as well
because that seems to be a trend that keeps happening
which is good because all these more
eyes on these movies. Banshees
is up there as well
and then
the best picture has
Avatar, Top Gun Maverick, Elvis,
Fableman's, we can get into more, there's also a few more. How about Top Gun getting a nomination
like that? I loved it. No, I deserved. I think it's great because it's a movie that, you know,
normal people like. A lot of people loved it. I mean, best performing movie. Right. And it's just
a movie that's not, you know, a lot of times I feel like a lot of films that get nominated at the
Oscars are win or more artistic. Whereas Top Gun is just like, I would love if it won. That would be
Right. It's just a classic movie that everybody loved.
It won't, but it would be cool.
It would be really cool, though.
You think Tom Cruise is going to go to the Oscars?
I feel like he doesn't go to these things.
He hasn't been to the other shows, so I don't know.
Maybe I bet Miles Teller is showing up.
Oh, yeah.
He was at the other stuff.
So, best picture, like I said.
He wasn't at the Golden Globes.
He didn't do Golden Globes, but he was, he did do critics, I think.
You got to show up for the Oscars.
All Quiet on the Western Front.
Avatar, The Way of Water, Banshees, Evan and Sharon, Elvis,
everything everywhere all at once
the fableman's
Tar
Topga Maverick
Triangle of Sadness
Women Talking
Now Triangle of Sadness
Did you really like that movie right
And that came in here
And it hasn't really been included
I know I was like confused
For other award shows
So that's what makes me think sometimes
That one of those movies is gonna win
Because they weren't mentioned another award show
So it's like the Oscars brought it in
For what reason?
For what reason?
For what reason they're gonna give them the win?
Yeah. And it also
got a director
nomination as well. Ruben
Osland for
Triangle of Sadness. He got a director
nomination. Todd Field
for Tar, Steven Spielberg, Fabelman's
the Daniels for
everything everywhere all at once and Martin
McDonough for Banshees. I think
a lot of people were talking about no James
Cameron here for Avatar
which fine with me. People are happy
with that. Fine with me. But
obviously Spielberg is in there.
I want, you know,
They'll probably give it to Spielberg directing.
Probably, yes.
He won the Golden Globe.
Yeah, he did.
Well, was that for directing or for the movie?
For directing.
Oh, okay.
Directing his own movie about himself.
Yeah, exactly.
Lead actor.
You're bound to be good at that.
Right.
So lead actor, obviously, like we were talking about the Golden Globes, it's just they do
separate categories.
So so many more people get nominated.
Oscars, it's like five people.
That's it.
So Austin Butler, Big Elvis nomination.
Colin Farrell, Banshees, Brendan Fraser for the Whale.
Paul Mescal for Afterson.
He hasn't been included in a lot of the other ones as well.
And Bill, I'm literally Jennifer Coolidge at the Golden Globes.
Nye, I don't know how to say.
Right, when she was talking about it, I thought they were talking about Bill Nye.
Science guy.
I thought so too.
NIG.
I think he's Bill Nye.
This guy's name is Bill Nye.
Okay.
For living.
I don't think Austin Butler is going to win.
Because of the other people nominated.
Yeah.
They got thrown in there.
Why?
Right.
I would go with, I would say,
Colin or Brendan.
Those are, yeah.
The only movie I've seen
or the only people I've seen
are Austin Butler and Colin Farrell.
Obviously, everyone's talking about
Brenda Fisher.
I haven't seen the whale either, but I'm just
going off talk.
I wanted to see it, but it looks so depressing
that I didn't really,
couldn't bring myself to go to you.
I agree with that.
Lead actress, Kate Blanchett for Tar,
Anadamus for blonde, which had a lot
of people feeling some type of way.
It was so fucking bad
and honestly, she wasn't that good.
as Marilyn Monroe.
And I don't know much about Marilyn Monroe,
but it didn't remind me of Marilyn Monroe.
Yeah.
If I was supposed to feel like this was Marilyn Monroe.
Michelle should win.
Michelle Williams for the Fableman's
and Michelle Yao for everything,
everywhere all in once.
And then Andrea Reisborough for To Leslie,
which is someone and a movie that I have never heard of.
No, like I've never heard of the actress
and I've never heard of the movie.
No, Margo Robbenam.
No, Babylon's not nothing.
Babylon got nothing besides.
Babylon.
People actually really hate Babylon.
A lot of people hate Babylon.
But there's also a lot of people love it.
It's very split.
Very split.
Costumes.
They got nominee for costumes.
I can see that, though.
Margot, Brad Pitt, none of them.
That should have got a cinematography.
Yeah.
Supporting actor, Brendan Gleeson for Banschys,
Brian Tyree, Henry for Causeway.
That's the Jennifer Lawrence movie, I think, right?
Yeah.
I mean, he's great.
Jude Hirsch for the Fableman's.
I always say his last name.
Barry.
Kyo Kogan?
Kiyogan?
I don't know.
From banshees.
And Kihukwan from
Everything Everywhere all at once.
I love him.
And he's been giving such amazing speeches
and like just from the childhood acting to now
and getting the opportunity.
And he is really phenomenal.
Honestly, I would think
if it's not
Banchies, if it's not like split
between Banshees and everything everywhere all at once,
I think it goes everything everywhere all at once.
I think it goes everything everywhere
all once for most things.
Oh yeah.
I think like best actress,
best supporting actor,
best movie.
Yeah.
Wait,
did they get nominated for best movie?
Yeah.
Oh yeah,
yeah.
Supporting actress,
Angela Bassett for Black Panther,
um,
Hongshow for the Whale.
Carrie Condon for Banshees,
Jamie Lee Curtis for everything everywhere all at once.
And Stephanie Zhu for everything everywhere all at once.
She won't win,
but that'd be awesome if Jamie Lee Curtis one.
It would be.
Yeah.
I mean,
she is,
her and Stephanie are both so good in that movie too.
Yeah.
Adapted screenplay
All quiet on the Western Front glass onion
Which I didn't realize was an adapted screenplay
Living Top Gun Maverick
And Women Top Gun Maverick I was surprised to see Top Gun Maverick in this
Top Gun's got to take home something
Right, yeah
Original screenplay
Banshe's Everything Everywhere All Once
Fableman's Tart triangle of sadness
So it's another one for Triangle of Sadness
Have you guys don't seen that? No I also have to see
everything everywhere all at once
Which I'm planning on watching this week.
You should definitely see it.
Cinematography.
Yeah, they weren't on there for cinematography either.
All Quiet on the Western Front.
Bardo, False Chronicle of a handful of troops.
Elvis, Empire of Light, and Tar.
A lot of movies I've straight up never heard of.
Nominated for Cinematography.
I don't know.
Your guess is as good as mine.
I feel like it just looks so cool.
And then we know we have documentaries.
We have film editing.
Top Gun Maverick got one for film editing.
That's good.
International feature film All Quiet on the Western Front is on that list as well as obviously other international movies.
Original song. No Taylor Swift, which people were talking about.
Taylor Swift did get nominated for Golden Globe, but not for original song.
But Lady Gaga and Rihanna both did for Lift Me Up and Hold My Hand.
And they're performing.
And they're going to perform, which is amazing.
I've seen Rihanna back out there.
Yeah, applause from tell it like a woman got a nomination from, that's Diane Warren, but also Sophia Carson, which is cool as she posts on Instagram.
They were, you know, crying and being all excited.
It was very sweet.
And then, um, not too, not too, which won the Golden Globe.
And this is a life from everything everywhere all at once.
Production design.
Oh, there's Babylon.
Production design.
A lot of design nominations for them.
Exactly.
Visual effects.
Top Gun Maverick, Batman, Black Panther Avatar, all quite on the Western Front.
Awkward.
Like I was thinking about it at the Golden Globes where the whole Babylon table is sitting there,
and they aren't really nominated for anything.
And a lot of people, like, shit on their movie.
Do you think it's awkward at all?
No.
Maybe more for the director, like Damien Chazelle.
I still don't really think so because they're around all Hollywood people who are probably kissing their ass
about how good the movie is.
It's not like they're in a room full of critics that didn't say the movie was good.
And also, it is very split between people.
who love Babylon and hate it.
More people don't like it, but maybe.
I don't know. The people who hate something are always the loudest.
No, that's very true.
Because I did see people who loved it.
It's got a 56%.
I really like that.
I mean, I loved it.
Animated film went to Pinocchio, Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio,
Marcel LaShelle with shoes on,
Puss and Boots, the Seabees, and Turning Red.
I have not seen Marcel and I want to watch it.
I watched it on the plane.
Is it cute?
Is it cute?
He's so cute.
Oh, fuck.
I want to watch it.
every time I go to put it on it's like oh let's watch something else
I'm like I yeah it was just I wanted something mindless on the plane
I was gonna like scroll on my phone at the same time and I was like I'm putting this on
yeah huh I don't really know anything about obviously animated short film but one of them
is called my year of dicks hmm raunchy don't know yeah uh costume design Babylon
is on there Elvis on there black canther
And then we get into makeup and hairstyling, original score.
Everything everywhere all at once had such a good score.
Yeah.
But I feel like, you know, would they just give that to John Williams?
Because he's John Williams.
I think he has like the most Oscars.
Now, my question is Elvis didn't get nominated for original score.
Is that because all of the, it's not original?
It's because it's all Elvis's songs.
I would think so, yeah.
I would love
I feel like Babylon should win music, honestly.
I'm not even being
Yeah, I don't know
I, you put John Williams in a category
for original score, it's like putting Spielberg
in best directing.
I guess, I just, I don't know.
Didn't like stand up to me in failings.
How many Oscar nominations do you think he has?
John Williams?
Yeah.
Oh, he breaks his own record
as most Oscar nominated person alive.
50?
53rd overall Academy Award nomination.
That is so many.
The legendary composer received a best original score nomination for his work on the Fablemans.
This makes his 48th nomination for a score and 53rd overall Oscar nomination.
How many has he won?
The composer has won five Oscars for Schindler's List, E.T. Star Wars, Jaws, and Fiddler on the roof.
I mean, yeah, those are some good scores.
Him in Spielberg.
Yeah, in terms of the most Oscar nominations in history, he trails only behind
Walt Disney who received 59
nominations. It's not a bad.
And 22 total wins.
Walt Disney won 22 times. That makes
sense. Yeah.
Don't you ever think like, wow, Walt Disney was a person.
Right, like he existed.
It's not just a world.
Yeah.
How?
He's the oldest.
It's crazy.
I think he's the oldest nominee.
He's 90. He's 90.
Who?
John William.
Really?
He still got it.
Wow.
Yeah, seriously, like still working?
Mm-hmm.
What do you think his best score is?
What's your favorite score of John Lewis?
Oh, I mean, I'm partial to Harry Potter, but.
Oh, Harry Potter.
I mean, Jaws is the most notable.
E.T is up there, too.
But, like, when you just hear.
How does that go?
Like, you could just hear Jaws.
Jaws is just one of the most known sounds.
Do, do, do, do, do, do.
Is that E.T?
Oh, oh, yeah.
Yes, yes.
Star Wars, I mean.
Star Wars, yeah.
Wait, he did Star Wars.
Is there like one?
I think he did all Star Wars.
Not all, but he did.
Yes, yes.
He did.
I mean, damn, this guy's good.
He's got it for all nine Star Wars,
four Indiana Jones and the first three Harry Potter.
Indiana Jones, too?
The first three Harry Potter.
Yeah, Indiana.
This guy's just putting out bang or after Bing.
He's a genius.
Yeah.
Also, like, at this age, he's 90, he's still just, like, composing.
Yeah.
Oh, that's a good one.
Do, do, do, do, do, do.
Wait, this is Harry Potter or E.
This is E.T.
Very similar to Harry Potter, I feel like.
It is.
Yeah.
E.T. is phenomenal.
This, I think I saw, I don't even know if they were arguing about this on four-player
where it came up or why they were talking about it.
But I did see Frankie on Twitter talking about Hans Zimmer
and John Williams
who's really the goat of
imposing. It's very close.
Hans Zimmer has some phenomenal ones too,
but it's, I mean, I think
John Williams is narrowly ahead.
Hans Zimmer is fantastic,
but John Williams, as far as
just...
What year do you think Walt Disney died?
1950.
Gosh.
Actually, it might be more recent than that.
I'm going to go to,
2001.
It's probably like way...
2001? Well, it's not 2001. Well, no, because
she said more recently, so I just wanted to
throw out something crazy. I know that...
Maybe like the 70s? If he died in 2001,
I mean, honestly, that's not that crazy
because if he died in 2001, he would have been 100.
So it was 66. 66. So he died
when he was pretty young. I remember
he didn't live that long. But 2001, kind of like...
No, I know, so that was a crazy guess.
I just wanted to, you know, I wanted to throw out
something wild. Well, the way
he asked the question made it seem like it was going to be.
like a shocking answer. What's the thing
that trend always would talk? Pablo Picasso.
That one is insane. Yeah.
What is it again? He died in like
the 70s. 80s. 86 or something?
And honestly, yeah, it's like if you asked me
and I didn't ever hear about some weird fact, I would have probably said like the
1800. Yeah, exactly.
Exactly. Elvis got a nomination for Best Sound.
That makes sense.
It's just sad. And then obviously, you know,
there's an extensive list of Oscar nominations, but those are
basically all the big ones.
Yeah.
So I'm going, I'm riding with everything everywhere all at once.
Banshees, I think they'll take home the most.
Look, if Brendan Fraser gets a win, that would be emotional and huge.
And I think everyone in the world would be so happy for him.
So we'll see.
I think people, a lot of people are rooting for him.
I feel like that movie was like so hyped up before it came out.
And then now I'm not sure like what the reaction to it is.
Like I know he's obviously really good in it.
Yeah, it just didn't really have, I don't know if it had like a big, um,
I feel like there's no marketing.
Like a big release.
Like I've never seen a trailer commercial on TV or anything like for the whale.
Yeah.
And look, if we're going off critic score, it's out of 66%.
So it's not that high, but a 91 audience score.
So people just love Brendan.
Yeah, they're just happy to see him.
Yeah.
Held together by a killer Brendan Frazier,
the whales sings a song of empathy that will leave most.
viewers blubbering. That's the
critics consensus. Seems sad.
It's cool that, cool for Sadie Sink that she
gets to like go to the Oscars.
Extremely. Extremely.
But did the, did the whale get
a best,
it didn't get a best picture nomination,
did it? It got the actor,
leading role. It got actress
in a supporting role. Yeah, actress in a
supporting role. It did. Hong Chow.
Oh, oh, it did.
And then it got makeup and hair.
Okay, but it didn't get a best picture as an overall overall movie.
No.
Okay.
That's everything for the Oscars.
When to the Oscars air?
When are the Oscars?
The 95th Oscars will be held on Sunday, March 12th.
March, Sunday, March 12th is when it will be.
Three days after trans birthday.
Yep.
So exciting.
Amazing.
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All right, everyone, we are here with Trent Ryan,
superstar, star-studded, big papa in the house.
Wow.
What an intro.
I never know what's going to happen in the intro.
Neither do I.
You always deliver.
Thank you so much.
Welcome back to the show.
She does.
We are very excited to have you here doing a little Bachelor Recap.
But before we do a Bachelor Recap, we're going to just chat a little bit.
So if chatting doesn't interest you when you're listening to a podcast,
then you can just move along and skip to the Bachelor recap.
Some people just want the recap.
You want to do that?
There's a button for it.
Yeah, skip forward.
Otherwise, we're going to chat a little bit.
Catch up with our main man.
Trent.
How you doing?
How you doing, boy?
I'm doing great.
What do you want to chat about?
How are you doing, big boy?
I'm doing great, you know.
I need a big boy.
Just, you know, hanging out.
What do you guys want to chat about?
I met her.
You met Paraselton, and our fans would be interested in that.
I met her in the lobby of an Orlando hotel.
I was down there.
We were down there for an LPGA event,
the Hilton Grand Vacations Tour of Tournament of Champions is what it is.
And she, they have like performances every night,
different singers or whatever, and she was DJing.
Yeah, DJed.
She DJed Saturday night.
And me and Frankie
Did you go to the event?
No, I flew out that night.
You rolled a little bit for Paraseldon?
Shocking development.
I was like, there's no way Trent went.
No, you know, I'm sure she's a lovely DJ,
but I don't have any interest in seeing her DJ set.
And I flew out that night anyway.
You could have told me anyone was performing.
I would have said, oh, you probably didn't go.
Who would you have gone for?
50, John Mayer.
Yeah, that's, that's a little bit of two of them.
No.
Jarl rule.
No. Maybe to heckle him.
I'm a 50-cent guy.
Westside gun.
West Side Gun for sure.
That's so strange that you ran into him and you're like such a big fan of him.
That was one of the more bizarre ones because, I mean, no one I...
You were probably listening to him.
I was.
It was a 7 a.m. flights to Atlanta and I was just as tired as could be.
And I was listening to West Side Gun to wake up.
I was sitting at the gate and he just walked right by me.
And I was like, this is crazy.
I basically followed him.
And then he stopped and I turned my phone around.
He was like, holy shit.
Oh my gosh.
We took a picture.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
I don't know who that is.
You have the...
the best robber.
I figured.
You have the best celebrity run-ins.
I've had a few of them, yeah.
You have really, 50 cent.
Yep.
Shack.
Where did he run?
Paris Hilton.
Paris Hilton.
I ran into a shack outside the old office.
He was going to Starbucks to get coffee.
You just run.
And 50 cent.
They were both outside.
50 cent.
Remember when he was just in his car parked outside of the office?
I remember because Chuck who works here ran upstairs and went directly to Trent being like 50 cents.
Yeah.
That was your profile picture for a while.
It was.
50 cent did not want to meet me.
He was just, I kept trying to shake his hand
And he was just like, what's going on right now?
You met him, he did not meet you
I would, that's right.
But I would prefer that.
50 cent is he's an angry fella
And I, you know, I kind of got that experience when I met him.
He was just like, what's this guy doing?
He's like fun online though, you know?
He's, he's great at the internet.
Right.
One of the best internet users there are.
He's wild on there.
He is.
I, uh, this isn't that exciting, but I saw Keith Hernandez the other day.
Really?
Yeah.
Yeah.
In a Florida, I never run into Slender.
celebrities ever.
Okay.
And so that was really exciting for me.
I'm not going to lie, because I never.
I think you actually have to explain who that is.
Oh, well, there's definitely a lot of people who don't know.
I looked up when you text it.
Oh, really?
Keith Hernandez is an old.
Baseball player.
Yeah.
You know, and he's an announcer now.
You know, he's just big Mets guy.
Wait, was he in Kirby enthusiasm?
He was in Seinfeld.
Seinfeld.
Seinfeld.
And so we were sitting in the restaurant and I turned to Marty.
I said, wow, that guy looks like a really,
old Keith Hernandez. And then he turned around. He was like, oh my God, that is Keith Hernandez.
But I had, like, my vision of Keith Hernandez is like a younger Keith Hernandez. For sure.
And then I had just, I'm like, oh my God, he's 70 something now. Like it hit me like, oh, he,
Keith Hernandez is old. Is that how old he is? Yeah, he looks pretty damn good for that age.
Maybe not. When I see clips of, yeah, when I see clips from like Met Games, he looks pretty good, I thought.
Yeah, he, he definitely, he was older, but it was definitely him. It was for sure.
Hernandez and it was just something that I know it's not exciting at all but I never like you
run into celebrities Noah runs into celebrities I never had brunch next to Rory McElroy a few weeks
did you really how was that my mom was like go to go tell you no trends I was like mom I'm not
doing that I we've met Roy McElroy no I know you've done I don't you've done plenty with him like
I think if I dropped foreplay he would know what it was yeah it was like a Sunday brunch she was like
eating his pancakes like.
Yeah, he's like with another couple.
I'm not,
definitely not.
That's a great one.
But it was a good one.
Everyone was like a hush, like a,
everyone was sitting outside,
but when he like turned the corner,
everyone saw him,
everyone was like,
he also looks like a famous guy.
Yeah.
He has a famous look at him.
He's smaller than I thought.
He's short.
Well, a lot of golfers are.
He's like, yeah, five, eight.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Not another wrong with that,
but it was just,
you think you see him on TV and he's.
I saw him stand up.
I was like,
would have thought he was a little taller.
I will say the best part about meeting Parasilton was
I got a picture with her and she has someone on her staff
on the payroll who when you take a picture with her
holds up a light.
Hell yeah.
Holds up a photography light.
Paraseltine needs that.
The lighting was so good that it did look like a wax figure at first.
Everyone,
a lot of people thought.
That's why she always looks so good in pictures.
100%.
She looked like a wax figure and everyone thought that it was a wax figure
and I was like, no, she had someone with a photography light
behind so she would look great.
So good. I wrote back to you, I was like, holy shit,
she must be gorgeous. Like the, she is.
The, just porcelain skin, the light.
How old is she? She's like 40.
Yeah, she looks like she could be like 25.
She is just, she doesn't age. She's amazing.
I was legitimately starstruck.
If you were, that's a good, that is a starstruck.
Just like, she's so embedded in pop culture.
Yeah. And I've, she's just been around forever.
I was like, holy shit. What does her voice sound like?
Normal or did she do her, uh, do her Paris voice?
Normal.
Because if you watch a documentary, I,
I think she's a genius.
Like she talks in her normal voice the whole time and then says that like she created like the Paraseltin voice.
I think it was her normal voice.
Yeah.
That's awesome.
She's like a deep voice.
She does.
I'm trying to think back.
We didn't, you know, we didn't interact that much.
I just said thank you.
And I think she was like, no problem.
What's her saying again?
That's hot.
That's hot.
If you were at a DJ set, right, imagine yourself there right now.
Okay.
What is your dance move?
Ns.
It's, ins, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's double?
Double?
I think so, yeah.
Really?
That's just what came to you.
Came out of my soul.
N's, ins, ins.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think that's what I would do.
Do you change it up from there?
Nits, ins.
But still double.
Yeah, still double.
Always double.
Yeah.
Woo!
Put your hands in the air like you just don't care.
And then I do this and everybody leaves.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
To the window.
To the wall.
To the wall.
I open my eyes and everybody's gone.
I didn't understand when I was younger that song like,
to the window, to the wall.
Just stop drop down your balls.
I was like singing it loud and proud.
What the sweat drop down on your balls?
Man, skeet, skeet, skeet.
Right, you don't know what that is.
I did not know what that was.
I was like, skeet, skeet, skit, skeet.
You got a bunch of middle schoolers just like, yeah.
I had the middle school dance.
Yeah.
To the window.
Yeah, it's kind of like the cotton night.
in middle school, but you're doing like to the window
to the wall.
That song got people going though.
Even if you don't know what it is, the meanings are behind it,
you go crazy.
It's one of my favorite Betty White scenes.
From The proposal.
Sandra Bullock.
I don't know if I've seen that.
I actually haven't either.
I just know that one scene.
That's a movie everybody should watch.
It's a phenomenal rom-com.
Ryan Reynolds, Sandra Bullock.
The proposal.
Yep.
Okay.
Yep.
I also met Sarah Highland this weekend.
Oh.
Because Wells was there.
Did you talk about us?
I was very brief.
Unbelievable.
It wasn't.
She was just on our show.
I know.
She sent us a 500th message.
500 episode.
Congratulations with Wells.
I wanted to bring you guys up and I was just, the interaction didn't last long enough.
I brought you up to Keith Hernandez.
I was going to say.
I was going to say.
I didn't bring him up to Roy McElroy.
I didn't talk to Roy McElroy.
I spoke to Sarah for.
maybe 10 seconds. Hey, I'm Trent.
Yeah, Wells introduced us, which was very
nice. How did he introduce you? Oh, this is
the luggage guy. I think. Are you sick of that? Are you
sick of being the luggage guy? No. I will be... Are you even the luggage guy?
It's like when Molly Cyrus was tired of being in Hannah Montana.
No, I'm not sick of it. I like it.
Robert Mills tweeted me last night. He was like talking
luggage and I was like... Yeah, Tom me getting fucking line, buddy.
I was like... I was like, you know how to contact me. I think I would do it again.
but no, I'm not so good.
Really? I thought you were done with it last time.
I thought they were done with me because we talked shit the last time.
Oh, so you were breaking up with them before they broke up with you type of thing.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But I would still do it for sure.
They need you.
You saw the other big man, Chris Harrison.
I did, yeah.
How was that?
That was another brief one.
Yeah, so last year I saw.
Big golf squad.
Yeah, it's a big golf squad.
Ben Higgins.
Ben Higgins and Wells.
I saw them last year, talked to them a bunch.
and they were there again
and I think this was Chris Harrison's first year
I talked to him briefly
and he said he fucking hates Jesse Palmer right
he did not say that we talked golf
we just talked a lot of golf
because he
because we're playing it
fucking love golf
they really do we're playing an event
that's like a pro event
where it's LPGA
but you're matched up with a pro
so you're just playing in a real event
it was very cool what you did I'll say
what's that
just like you know
being a part of all that
it was fun
I've seen an entourage
with Trump Brady
yeah it was very cool
We each got to play our individual day.
So one of us played Friday or Thursday, Friday, Saturday.
And it's nerve-wracking because it's a real tournament.
You're not playing.
Like normally you're playing a pro-am, which is Wednesday before the tournament.
And then, you know, the players play the rest of the weekend.
This you play during the actual tournament.
And it was nerve-wracking.
But I pretty much just talked to Chris about that.
And you did well.
It did okay, yeah.
I didn't kill anybody.
When they had to-
It should accomplish.
100%.
When they had to search for your ball.
It was on TV, right?
Was I?
It was on TV.
Oh, it was, yeah.
That's cool.
When you had to search for the ball, you had to have other people search for the ball with you
in your head where you're like, come on, just find the fucking ball.
Yes.
Like, we're like, let's just come on, please, just find the ball.
Thankfully, it didn't happen that much.
But yeah, when it's happening, you're like, let's just, let's pick this thing up.
I don't care.
It's embarrassing sometimes.
How much do you like golf?
I like it a lot.
I'm just bad at it.
Scale of one to ten.
Depends on how I'm playing.
Favorite sport, out of your favorite sports.
Like, where does it rank?
To play or to watch?
Yeah.
To play.
To, I guess both, like, separate.
To watch?
It's probably my number one, yeah.
Really?
To watch golf is your number one?
I like watching golf, yeah.
Over, like, football.
Because he's a company man, guys.
He's putting him in a tough spot here.
He's going to say, hey, you know, I don't really like to watch golf.
I think Frankie would be like, obviously, hockey.
Frankies is definitely hockey.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I do like.
I think Frankie's the exception.
You're in Iowa.
Crazy person.
I do love Iowa football.
I like watching.
watching football. I actually really like NBA basketball. I like watching that.
Who are you a fan of? I grew up a Bulls fan, but I'm not a diehard Bulls fan. I just watch whatever's on.
Ben Wagoner, huh? I'm more like, I'm interested in the, yeah, individual. I'm like Rob Loeb.
Yeah, with that. I like individual. I like individual players more than teams.
I like that. I like that about you.
Who's your favorite NBA player right now?
He's going to be like LeBron.
I love Zion.
he's starting to play better
That's a good pick
He's a young guy
He's been hurt for a while
But he's starting to play better
So he's fun to watch
Yeah
Pelicans are fun
You guys are to play the name game
Where it's like
You say a name right
I'm going to say Hallie Berry
Yeah
Okay
And then you have to say
Somebody who starts to the B
Yeah
Barry White
Bernie Madoff
Wow
That's
And then some
Then you have to
So I was playing this game
With a group of people
it got to me, mine, I got Z.
I threw out Zion.
I had no idea where it came from.
You know when you like pull out some information that you didn't even know you had?
Well, you're probably like...
The world was shocked.
Objectively.
The room was shocked.
You've probably been hearing about him more than you would like subconsciously.
I've never talked about him in my life.
No, no, no.
But I feel like you've been, you know, you've heard him.
Yeah.
Williams?
Williams.
Williams.
I was making sure I said it right again.
But I threw it
And I looked like you know
You could hear like Marty in the other room
Throwing talking about Adam
Yeah I have no idea where it came from
I said oh my god
Duke guy
I said I've never said that name in my life
And he just came out
Out of all names
Could have been Zach Effort
I course said Zach Effron
Yeah
Sometimes you just
Sometimes you never know
It comes out
And you're like well
That's just like you just
It's whatever's fresh in your mind
Like when we were playing trivia
And the Noah asked the question
About the shows named after names
Named after the character.
Yeah, named after the character.
And we could have literally named any Disney show,
but like Veronica Mars popped in my head.
I was like I've never even watched Veronica Mars.
Right.
It's weird how the brain works.
But I was like Veronica Mars.
That came up.
Hey, train, you know the Adams family?
I'm somewhat familiar, yeah.
You've heard of them, right?
Can you sing the jingle?
The Adams family.
I definitely have heard that before.
So now has that question.
I said Wednesday, the show on Netflix.
Yep.
It's her main characters.
Wednesday Adams.
Yeah.
And he was like, oh, the girl's name is Wednesday?
I'm like, yeah, the Adams family.
rang no bells.
What's the Adams family?
Rang no bells.
None.
Nothing.
No.
But do you know that her name was Wednesday?
I don't know if I believe you.
No, I'm definitely familiar with the Adams family, but I'm not familiar with the names of the family members.
But I am now aware that she has the show and that it's from the.
Adams family.
Universe.
So was Tim Burton
the creator of the
Adams family?
No.
Oh, okay.
I saw a picture
of Tim Burton the other day
and
hmm, not what I thought
he looked like.
I feel like he looks
exactly what I would think he looks
exactly, I was going to say
the same thing.
Like kind of like
sketchy, like
kind of wacky hair.
Well, Tim,
maybe he looked cleaner cut
in the picture I saw of him.
Maybe.
I feel like he's
pretty like he looks
yeah, no, I saw a cleaner
for,
I saw a cleaner picture of him.
Edward Scissorhands haunts me to this day.
Edward Sizzarhans was one of my favorite movies when I was younger.
And then what's weird about that is that Johnny Depp and Edward Sizzarhands did not scare me.
But Johnny Depp and Charlie in the Top of Factory.
It scared out of me.
All that stuff scares me.
I really am not a big Timberton gal.
Beetle juice scares me.
Scary.
Adam's family scary.
I liked Wednesday.
I ended up liking Wednesday.
But Tim Burton gets a little creepy for me.
Even like Coraline.
I'm like,
I didn't watch Wednesday because I was worried that it was going to be scary.
What's it's scary?
It's not that scary.
It's more,
it is like,
it's Tim Burton's scary.
Like the monster in Wednesday looks like a Tim Burton monster.
Like,
it's like,
it's so far-fetched that it's not that scary.
Do you guys want to play a quick game?
Sure.
Sure.
Are you watching The Last of Us?
Speaking of scary?
I have not started,
no.
But Frankie's been talking about it.
Yeah.
It is good.
something about fungus
yeah
zombies
Frankies all freaked out about fungus
it was actually
no it really was cracking me up
I was watching the second episode
with Joe and my brother
in Florida
and at J.B my brother
and I had the exact same thought
at the same time as like they were talking about
the fungi on the show
and like showing it all
and in my mind I was like
God this really makes me never want to eat mushrooms again
like you've just like mushrooms
and anything
and
With J.B. looks at me, he goes, God, mushrooms.
I really don't want to have any more mushrooms.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Frankie's just like, he's like, you don't understand it, it could happen.
Yeah.
I was like, I don't know what you're talking about.
Is that, that's like the basis of?
Because like if the temperature of the earth rises and everything else.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Okay.
What game do you want to play?
All right.
You have to connect.
Have you seen this on TikTok?
You have to connect the three celebrities.
Yeah.
So I'm going to give you the name of three celebrities.
I bet you are.
I'm awful at it.
Yeah, I'm good at this.
I saw your TikTok.
I got Austin Butler.
I was like, of course.
But you also had a tough one.
Like when it, when you need like all actors.
It was Gwen and Billie Elish was on yours.
It's like, what I'm going to give you three actors and you can help each other here.
And know what you can too.
I'm going to get it from the app.
Okay.
So let's spin the wheel.
Spin it.
Spin that wheel.
All right.
This one seems pretty easy, but I'll give it to you anyway.
Okay.
Jennifer Aniston.
Okay.
Jack Black and Johnny Depp.
You have to connect them.
Like how are these three people connected?
So it's Jennifer Aniston, Jack Black, and Johnny Depp.
So I'm trying to think of which way I want to start.
Who you want to start with.
Yeah, who I want to start with.
I don't know if I understand what the game is.
No, it's like, so it's like Jennifer Aniston
did a movie with blah, blah, blah.
This movie with Adam Sandler.
Who did this movie with Jack Black?
Oh, so I was thinking they, the answer would be they're all in the same movie.
No, no, no, no, no.
You just have to connect them down a long line.
Like, this person dated this person who knew this person.
Like, how can you connect these three people?
Jennifer Anison was in, I'm trying to think of one.
This is hurting my brain.
It's hard.
It's hard. It's really hard.
I'm so bad at it.
It's really hard.
It's Jennifer Aniston, Jack Black, and Johnny Depp.
Johnny Depp.
Who was in the middle?
Jack Black.
This is a good one for you.
This is a hard.
You know a lot of Jack Black.
I know.
I do know a lot of Jack Black.
Can I participate?
But it's taken me...
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Johnny Depp.
Pirates in the Caribbean.
Or Caribbean.
Yeah.
Whichever you prefer.
Orlando Bloom.
Kira Knightley.
Oh, wait.
Kira Knightley was in...
Oh, you could go anywhere in Love Actually.
Kira Knightley was in...
Hugh Grant.
Hugh Grant...
Was Hugh Grant ever in anything with July?
Kira Knightley was in Love Actually.
Yeah.
So Kira Knightley was in Love Actually.
and love actually always gets compared to the holiday.
And Jack, no, you can't make that connection.
You can't make that connection.
All right, all right.
I'm going to be so bad at this.
It's also a holiday movie.
Yeah, yeah.
No, I'm trying to think of.
This is hard.
Kieranightly, Hugh Grant.
Hugh Grant.
Julia Roberts.
Julia Roberts.
Johnny Depp was in Edward Sizzahans.
Sizzahans.
Yeah.
Cizor Hands.
Okay.
Cizorh.
With Winona Ryder.
Yeah.
Winona Ryder was in an episode of friends with Jennifer Aniston.
She played her college roommate where they kissed.
Oh, that was a trivia question.
Yeah.
And...
Now, can we go out of order?
Is that allowed?
Yeah, yeah.
Like, for you to go from Johnny Depp to Jennifer Anison to Jack Black and not in order?
Oh, whoa, whoa.
Oh, I was going in order.
Oh, no.
No, it's just connecting the three of them any way they can.
Okay.
start with whoever. And this thing's going to give you this answer?
No, it doesn't give you an answer. It just has to do it.
It's not like a program. It's just like three names. There can be multiple answers.
Yeah. So Johnny Depp did Edward Cisorhands with Winona Ryder. Winona Ryder was in Friends
with Jennifer Anderson. How does that go back to Jack Black? Jennifer Anderson.
Who else did Friends? Did Bruce Willis ever do something with Jack Black? Did Brad Pitt ever do
something of Jack Black. I'm trying to think of not
I'm not I'm trying to think of her movies
or like multiple people.
Vince Vaughn?
Jack Black was in high fidelity.
Oh, oh, along came Polly. Ben Stiller. Ben Stiller,
Ben Stiller, Jack Black, uh, Tropic Thunder.
Oh, okay. So we got it. So Johnny Depp
did Edward Scissorhershands, but Winona Ryder.
Yeah. Winona Ryder was in an episode of Friends with Jennifer Aniston.
Jennifer Anderson did along came Polly with Ben Stiller.
Ben Stiller.
Ben Stiller.
Tropic Thunder with.
The Thunder with Jack Black.
That really, my head's spinning.
It's hard.
It's a really hard game.
I don't like that there's no answers.
What do you mean?
There's multiple.
There could be multiple.
The game, if you really wanted to make it a game,
you'd make everyone do it and it'd be like timed.
Like if you can do it in the time.
You have two minutes to come up with this answer.
And if you can, you lose.
I don't like it.
Okay.
We'll never play it again.
I like it.
I think it's fun.
I knew that you would be a good game for you.
We could play a little bit more later.
You know what I saw these guys do on TikTok,
which is fun.
it's they give you three celebrities and you have to come you have to come up with the combined
age of them oh that's a dozen that's a dozen questions we did that on the dozen with the franco brothers
we did that uh this is it always pops up my tic this is this will come out tomorrow so we
fine our dozen match last night one of the bonus round questions was combined age of
ashton kutcher milakunis and demi more it's good question i would say you
I would
I'm going to go
Ashton Cutchers
45 Milakunes is 39
I'll say 10036
I was to say 134
It was like one
I don't remember exactly
It was like 140 something
All right I'm going to give you guys
One of those then
One more
Milakunis is
Yeah Milikuz is 39
So that's 85
I was thinking like
Ashton and Mila are both like in their 40s
Yeah
Demi Moore is 60
So 45.
I underestimate it her age.
I had around the 50s.
145.
Okay.
All right, I'm going to give you one.
Let's see.
Let's see.
Let's see.
Okay.
Oh, but you had this,
you had one of the Franco brothers already,
so you know how old.
Skipping.
You just said that.
We did, yeah.
I didn't get it right, but.
Okay.
Zane from One Direction.
Okay.
Hallie Berry and Emma Watson.
Okay.
I have to look up there.
Same.
I don't know how old those one direction
You gotta make a guess
All right so
Who was the middle one?
Hallie Berry
Okay
Wait Zane Halliberry in who?
Emma Watson
I'll say
I'll say a hundred and three
I'm gonna say one
13
What was the last one?
Friend are you looking on your phone?
No I'm doing math in my hand
Oh Emma Watson
I'm gonna say
126
Whoa am I really oh
Hold on
11 September.
I said 113.
I said 103.
I don't know how old Zay is.
Hallie Berry's older than you guys think.
That's what it is because I have her at like 40.
She's like 60.
No, there's no way to 26.
126 is your guess?
Yeah.
Hold on when I do this.
There's no way that she's 60.
Don't know, but don't look it up yet.
All right.
126?
Yeah.
113.
118.
And Hallie Barry is 56 years old.
Holy shit.
She looks great.
I thought, I lived.
literally had her at 40 in my
calculation. That's wild. Hallyberry,
she's beautiful, but she's been around
for a long time. Think about her Bond movie. That was
Pierce Brosden Bond era.
I know. I just like she doesn't look that old.
No, I mean, J-Lo doesn't look 50.
Dream. Yeah. Damn.
All right, guys, that's been fun. That was a fun game.
Yeah, should we get into The Bachelor? Yeah.
Let's talk about The Bachelor. Okay, guys,
Night 1 for Zach
was standard.
Yeah.
Standard first night.
he's nervous, girls are nervous
Sean Lowe was like the big part
of the beginning. They brought him into
The one thing I do wish they would go away from is like
Ah
Here's how you be the bachelor
It's you take your shirt off and you shower
And you let the water run down your abs
I feel like we are past that joke
Yeah
Like let's move on from that joke
Yeah I don't I never get much from the
Bring the old bachelor back to talk to the new bachelor
This is one that I actually feel like it makes sense because Zach really does remind me of Sean.
However, they definitely bring out Sean anytime there is even a sense of success or wholesomeness or like anything.
They're like, we got to get Sean because he's married with three kids and there's not many of them in the franchise.
Right. That is true. You got to pick somebody who's had a successful run.
Right. And I think he might be the only one who would like say.
yes to doing it as the bachelor because honestly who's the only who else is together are
I feel like he's not coming back to do anything oh yeah bachelors I was thinking who are
actually the bachelor right I was thinking jojo and jordan that that was the other way um I think
that's literally it I think it's Sean Lowe trying to go back through and I think it's Ari which is
objectively hilarious do you think like I don't even know if Ari counts maybe we'll
switch change the process at some point considering there hasn't been
That much, uh...
Oh, well, I guess Jason Messnick is also...
If we are...
If Ari counts, Jason counts.
Jason's before me.
Yeah.
He's the one that did the same shit.
Okay.
It was like proposed to one girl and then ended up with the runner up.
Yeah, there's not that many.
No.
Certainly not recently.
Nope.
I mean, Matt and Rachel are together, but they're obviously not married.
Yeah.
Pete, no.
Nick, no.
then we got to go real far back.
Ben Higgins, no.
I was,
I was with Ben Higgins and Chris Lane this weekend.
Not together, but they were both in that golf tournament.
They were both in the tournament?
Yeah.
I wonder if they had to interact at all.
I don't know.
Ben Higgins picked Lauren.
I didn't know if.
I know, and then Lauren married Chris Lane.
And they had that beautiful video.
Beautiful.
Video. Beautiful wedding video.
Proposal video, wedding video.
All of it. Love story. Beautiful love story video.
Yeah. Now I think they have two kids or one kid and another kid.
One. One kid and then another one.
On the way. I don't know if the second one has been born. I think it has.
One and a half kids. I think they have two.
I think they have two kids as well. So I really think Sean Lowe is the guy that they're like,
oh, if we have any semblance of we want this to be like a.
pure, wholesome Bachelor season.
Let's send out Sean Lowe.
I think he's actually the only one who has picked,
who was still with the girl he picked at the end of the show.
That's unbelievable.
I mean, it's believable, but.
I want to see.
That's got to be it.
I think that's it.
Bachelor in Paradise is obviously.
Way better.
Do you guys think that's a...
Rachel and Adam are having another baby.
Do you guys think that's a testament to, is that the right word?
To the times?
Like that was, you know, time.
Social media wasn't popping off
and you're dedicated to that one person.
I think the contestants were far more serious
about actually finding love on the show in the past.
Now it's about let's get some followers.
Let's get a little...
Isn't it sad?
That's all we're doing in this life, including us.
Well, I would argue as a viewer,
when you have it this way,
where contestants aren't as like,
committed to the process or the journey,
you get wild cards and
in turn makes it more entertaining.
I don't know if we're going to get that this season.
But if you're a person,
if you're a purist who watches it,
like I want someone to find love at the end of this thing,
it's probably,
you might have fallen off after a while.
I have no qualms.
I don't either.
With people going on to be like,
I want to be famous.
Because I watch the show for entertainment purposes,
not for I think these people
are genuinely going to find love.
It's a TV show.
Yes.
That's the way I've always watched it.
And it's fun.
It's cool like when a couple.
That's great.
100%.
I'm not rooting against it.
But if chaos happens and there's infighting and people are getting drunk and yelling at each other, that's what I'm watching for.
Right.
Same.
Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm watching for a, oh my God, how dare this person go on there.
This is disgusting.
It should be on there for love.
It's fun to like get mad and like pretend for the sake of watching a TV show.
but at the end of the day.
It's entertainment.
Yes.
It's entertainment.
I'm now looking at, I'm up to season 11.
There's not one.
There hasn't been one, but they're still together.
Some had long-ish relationships.
Brad Womack was a fail on both of his seasons.
11 and 15.
12, no.
Now, Jason Mesnick is, that's the one I said.
He, you know, he picked one and then married the...
I think my first season was.
was Andy Dorfman.
Okay.
So I think it was like 10 years ago.
Yeah.
Jake.
Nope.
Ben, no.
Sean Lowe.
Yes.
Juan Pablo.
No.
No.
Chris Solz.
No.
Ben Higgins.
Nope.
Nick Viall.
No.
Kind of, yeah, I guess.
Colton.
No.
No.
Peter Weber.
Nope.
I mean, I guess he is with.
Right.
Well, and also a lot of those names,
they ended up finding someone.
It was just not who they picked on the show.
Yeah, exactly.
Exactly.
And then Matt,
who is obviously still with Rachel.
Clayton, no.
So we have, you know,
like I said,
they bring out Sean to talk to Zach.
They bring out all these ladies.
All the ladies seem very interested in Zach,
I will say, right off the bat,
which sometimes you feel like you don't get that vibe.
What did you think about them showing
they were like home videos of the women reacting to Zach being a bachelor.
It was odd, I thought.
Yeah.
Yeah, that always kind of cracks me up because it's like you would have said it for anybody.
Like one girl was like, I'm the future Mrs. Shawcross.
But it's like if they said Andrew was the new bachelor, they'd be like, I'm the new miss.
Like it's just whoever, whoever.
whoever popped up on the screen.
When you know you're being filmed, you are going to be probably disingenuous.
Absolutely.
Right.
They're not going to put you on TV if you're like, hmm, wish they wasn't.
They're texting their friends, like, oh, fuck.
I mean, I'm sure it'll be fine.
Yeah.
I really was hoping it was good.
Wishter was another guy.
Right.
Wish it was Rodney.
Yeah.
Exactly.
So they all seemed fairly, fairly happy.
I like Zach.
He seems like a nice guy.
I know you guys had him on the show.
He seems very nice.
Yeah.
And you saw in the preview, I said on cutting his time
that when you ever hear the contestants being like,
The Bachelor, he's so great, he's so emotionally mature
and like rarely is that what they're talking about.
So I do feel like all the girls really like him.
But it was such a standard limo entrance.
They did the video packages for certain girls.
And then the limo entrances were the main part of the episode as always.
is Brianna came in at the end because you already had a rose, America's Rose, which Trent, you don't like it.
No, I like the first impression rose to be, and I know America's Rose and First Impression Rose, those are different things, I guess.
I just like when the roses actually take place during the episodes.
Yeah.
It just feels a little bit.
I just wanted to happen during the show.
Brianna seems great, and I think she's going to go far, but I just like the roses happening during the episode.
Yeah.
I, that's fine.
They clearly just tried to twist, like turn it up a little bit.
include America, as they would, as they would like to say, give us a voice, which really does nothing.
But that's what they were definitely thinking when they did that.
Any, we don't need to go through all of them, but any limo entrances that you liked, didn't like.
Did not like the ear lick?
Yeah.
I don't mind a little earlick, but I didn't like it for a limo entrance.
And she was like, you're mine now.
And I was like, I don't know, that that's how that works.
Christina Mandrell surprised me
in terms of she seems nice for now
Right
But I could see she has a very polarizing personality
And I can appreciate that
Although she might
You know she might turn into the villain
Because you never know
You never know
But for now she seems nice
The reason we're getting her last name Mandrell
Is because her aunt is Barbara Mandrell
And I still don't know who that is
But I still don't really know why that's a reason
Why does that mean she deserves her last name?
Like if you have a famous relative
You get to include your last name
Kit didn't get one
No
Kit Keenan.
Her kid.
Her kid's mom's last name is not Keenan.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm with you, Noah.
Yeah.
Imagine they were like,
you need to change your last name.
Right.
Like that's,
I think when the famous relative
has the same last name,
then it makes sense.
Yeah.
But it doesn't make sense.
Just because you're Anne's female.
No, it doesn't make sense.
Also, it's not even your mom.
It's your Anne.
It doesn't make sense.
Barbara Ann Mandrell is an American country music singer.
I was told on Twitter that she is a very
prominent country.
music figure who then there was
a car accident or something
that happened later in her life
yeah that's sad yeah but she
but she had
was like a record breaking
country artist in like the 70s
80s for Christina Mandrell
you need someone who's going to stand out
and be polarizing whether
you hate them or love them so I can appreciate
the fact that they gave her her last name
so we have something to talk about you know what I mean like
you're like why did they give Christina Mandrell her last name
and now we're talking about it. Right that's how
that's how boring the season is going to be.
They're like, let's just give one of them their last season.
People are going to freak out.
Let's watch the world explode.
And it's true, though.
We've been talking a lot about this girl's a last name.
What else?
The Gabagool didn't like that.
I did not like that.
Because we're from New York, not you, Trent.
You're from a little town in Iowa, a little small, puny little town.
It's not that small.
It's a big town.
You're right.
Ashen Cochard is from there.
He is.
Most famous person from Cedar Rapids.
For sure.
If anybody from the, like, have you ever heard?
Priyanka Chopra?
Actually, Priyanka Chopra, I think is probably bigger than Ashton.
She's not from there.
Yeah, she's not from there.
Oh, but she went to.
She lived there.
She lived there on the school.
She lived there on the block.
Ashton Coucher's more famous.
Depends on who you ask.
Yeah, it totally depends on her.
I think Priyanka has like maybe a bigger following, just internationally, obviously, but.
In this country, Ashton Cutcher is more famous.
Ashton Coutcher.
Yeah.
But if you were to go.
to Bollywood,
Priyanka Chopra,
below is Ashton Kutcher.
You could go almost anywhere in the world
and people are going to know Ashton.
I don't know.
I feel pretty confident saying this.
He's very famous.
I love Priyanka.
And I love Pranaka.
He's very famous,
but Pryanka Chopra is very famous
in other countries.
She's very,
and very famous in a very highly populated
part of this world.
Asher and Kutcher is definitely very famous.
Very.
And a lot of people know who he is.
He's A-List.
He's not.
Priyanka is A-list in Bollywood, though.
This is why I keep bringing up Bollywood.
But...
Bollywood is very big.
But that's like...
That was gonna be me.
That's just like...
I've been told Priyanka is like
the Jennifer Anderson.
But not Jennifer Anderson, because I think Pryanka
was actually a little polarizing for a little bit.
Is Ashton Cutscher very famous in
Bollywood, do you think?
They definitely know him.
Yeah.
Sully based...
There's two people I never saw.
By the way, solely based on...
How do I always...
How do you guys get roped on...
I have no idea.
Solely based on Instagram followers?
I mean,
how many,
how many you think Ashton has?
He doesn't post.
10 million.
Less than that.
Oh, man.
I'm going to say 15 million.
4.9.
Priynaug's probably got,
she's like 104.
84.7.
Yeah, but that doesn't, that's not.
But the numbers,
when it comes to names, though,
I think, like sometimes social media following
doesn't.
Like Brad Pitt doesn't have Instagram.
Right.
Does that mean he's not that famous?
So much more famous.
I'm just saying as far as numbers go internationally,
she's got them in her favor.
I don't think it's even close.
If Priyanka is getting out of a limo in India
and Ashton Coucher is getting out of a limo there.
People are swarming.
If Ashton.
If Ashton is walking down the street in New York,
it's just like where you are.
I'm just saying that's the argument that I'm making
is that in different places.
You're saying it's everywhere.
I'm saying in different places, it'd be different.
Okay, other than Bollywood.
that U.S. and international
they should just cancel each other out.
No, because I think he's everywhere
other than Bollywood.
Like everywhere, like you go to Europe,
like everywhere it's Ashton Coucher.
What's like a big blockbuster movie
that he's been in?
What's happened in Vegas?
Dude Where's My Car is definitely probably number one.
What's a big blockbuster movie he's been in?
What happened in Vegas?
What happens in Vegas?
That's not a big, Cameron Diaz?
No, it's a great movie,
but I would never label out a big blockbuster movie.
Like, was he ever in like a Transformers?
You remember he played Steve Jobs?
No.
All right.
That was probably a big movie.
It was a big movie, but one of the worst movies I've ever seen.
Dude Where's My Car is a fantastic movie.
Dude Where's My Car is like, I'm just a very famous movie.
Oh, you know what's a great movie?
The Guardian.
You know what's also...
Great movies with Kevin Costner.
Yes.
And what is it?
Butterfly Effect.
That movie fucked me up.
Yeah.
That's a fucked up movie.
I don't think I've ever seen that.
That's Ashton Coucher.
The Guardian is a really good movie.
That's a blockbuster.
I don't really qualify
What is a blockbuster movie?
I don't really qualify any rom-com as a blockbuster movie
Maybe Hitch
Well so then that's just not
He's not hitch
No I'm saying
Yeah like as far as big blockbuster
I mean that 70 show is not a movie obviously
But that's iconic
No but I'm thinking of like big
Big Blockbuster are like the movies that make
Hundreds of millions of dollars in the box office
Oh well then he's not going to be like he's not his thing
That's part of the argument
But is Priyana
Valentine's Day is a blockbuster
Bandaenza is not a blockbuster.
There's so many A-lister's in it.
No.
I think you got to recalibrate your blockbuster.
Cheaperrother doesn't.
That's a blockbuster.
No.
No.
I'm just talking big, big.
Like Titanic is a blockbuster.
So then, okay, fine, whatever.
Then he's not.
We can't be thrown out blockbuster, Willie Nilly.
I'm gonna look up what's a blockbuster movie?
You replaced Charlie Sheen in two and a half men.
That was a big deal.
Oh, wait, Ashton Cree was in New Year's Eve.
I forget what his.
character was.
A blockbuster is a work of entertainment
typically used to describe a future film produced by a major
film studio that is highly popular and financially successful.
Some examples are Avengers, Avatar, Spider-Man, the Lion King, Titanic.
Those are a bunch of blockbusters.
You're just naming the biggest movies of all time.
That's a blockbuster.
That is a blockbuster.
Black Panther, Beauty and the Beast, Cats in America, Incredibles, Choice of the Dark Night.
What happens in Vegas?
Is it on?
Joker.
Finding Nemo.
Star Wars.
I'm just waiting for,
are there any rom-coms on that list?
The Godfather.
Inception.
No.
No rom-com.
Yes, so as dude wears my car
is not a blockbuster film.
I'm trying to go through
Ashton Couther's.
Have you guys seen guess who?
How did we even get here?
With Bernie Mark.
How did we get here?
How did you do this?
We didn't even get to the girl
that's from Iowa.
I know.
That's what I thought.
I, we were talking about New York,
Gabagul.
We were saying,
I said we're from New York.
Yes.
He's from a time.
little puny town Iowa. That's right.
Gobble Gould girl.
Give it up.
We don't talk like that.
No. And I don't really think she was from me.
I did say Sisa Hands before, but that was an accident.
It was a step of the time.
I don't think she's like from New York either.
But maybe she was.
Appropriating our culture, excuse me.
Yeah.
It's disgusting.
It is. It is. It absolutely is.
Oh, this is what I was asking you.
Have you ever heard someone use the term UFTA?
Yeah.
Ufta.
Yeah, that was the first time I've ever heard it.
When Madison came out the limo,
and she's like, I'm from North Dakota,
Midwestern, and she used the word Ufta.
I was like, I've heard you like, Oop or Oof.
I've never heard oofta.
Ufta.
That's, yeah, that's used not in the same way as Oop.
Use it in a sentence.
It's like a reaction.
Poh!
Ufta!
Do you guys ever say,
No wait, that wasn't it?
I think that was it.
Surprised.
Do not ask us if.
Oh, I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
You guys ever say, oh, yvay.
Your aunt.
Your aunt fucked your dad.
Your mom's sister.
Yeah, that's more of a scenario.
I'll say oi sometimes.
I'm saying oe vee.
Oe vee.
Your mom's sister fucked your dad.
Oofta.
So it's kind of like a oof.
Yeah, I think so.
It's like, boy.
Wow.
Wow.
Boy, oh boy.
Wowza.
Wowza.
Similar.
Yauza.
Not similar.
Did we talk about catty wampas on this show?
Yes.
I forget what it is, though.
It's okay.
You know what I didn't?
There was one.
Oh, one that I did like Davia.
I think we were calling her Davia, but then she said Davia.
Davia brought a little champagne.
If you can be the girl that production.
says, yeah, you can have like a bottle of champagne in two glasses.
Perfect.
Yep.
Like that's such a good icebreaker that you don't have to like really worry about
say anything.
It's like, oh, I'm so happy to be here.
Pop the bottle, pour it, have a sip.
There's a beginning, middle and an end to that.
Exactly.
How would you feel, I would never do this and I think it's awfully cheesy, but it just
popped in my head.
How would you feel somebody iced the bachelor?
That would be hilarious.
I actually would love that.
You would like it?
Yeah, I would.
That would be very funny.
I would like it if The Bachelor was like a frat guy.
And he was like, yes.
This is amazing.
Hey, who knows?
That would have been Clayton.
If they're ever fallen down on times,
they could get a Smirnoff Ice sponsorship.
Right.
Throughout this season, everybody just ices the Bachelor at random times.
That is.
Like a group date, you never know you might get iced.
Oh, I've been iced.
That is an incredible idea.
It's like, what was a Saturday night live thing when she was like,
Debbie Downer?
So like every time we got iced
to be like, oh, I got iced.
They're literally like in London.
They turn to the camera.
They're like in London on a group date
and they're going to see Big Ben
in a bush. They're like, hey
can you just go check? I think I dropped my
bracelet in that bush. They're like, oh yeah.
Ice.
Aw.
Thanks, meering off.
I love that idea. That's what this show needs more of.
We were talking.
Hoodwinks?
Yes.
Yes.
Like we...
Hygings, hoodwinks?
Like, we were talking about how, you know,
some people watch it as a TV show and some people
want these people to actually find love.
If you watch it as a TV show,
hijinks are the way to go.
But sometimes they try them and then they come off so cheesy.
That's fine too.
Yeah.
Okay.
Cheezier, the better.
I put up a pole, by the way.
Oh, boy.
96% Ashton Coucher.
Americans.
We weren't saying that Ashton Coucher wasn't more.
You weren't arguing that.
I was just saying in Bollywood.
You weren't giving Priyanka enough credit.
No, I was trying to give her.
I know how big she is there.
You were just saying that like,
like I was just trying to argue the fact
that Priyanka would be bigger in Bollywood.
I don't disagree with that.
Okay, then we're on the same page.
I wasn't saying that.
I was not saying that Ashton,
that Priyanka was more famous in America.
Because I know for a fact,
Ashton is more famous in America.
No, I wasn't saying just America.
I was saying the world.
all
Well, when you bring the world into it
That's where I start debating
Countries
Bollywood isn't the world
It's just one spot
It's just so big
No, but Bollywood's international
So is US
Yes, exactly
That's what we're saying
Like she may trans
So this is we're not on the same page
We're still like
Globally who is more famous
It's Ashton country
You're very close minded
No I'm not
Yeah you are
I just think it's insane
To say that
It's even close
like worldwide
Worldwide
Worldwide
Worldwide it is
it is Ashton Coucher
It's Ashen Coucher
It is very close
I don't think it is
It's Ashton Coucher
But if you bring Bollywood
The one thing I keep going back to
It's Bollywood
Like
Have you ever seen a Bollywood movie
Cheater Girls One World
That does not matter for this argument
No no I know
I was just wondering
At all
I feel like
Yeah, I don't know.
I wasn't being serious, by the way.
It's Ashton Coucher.
It's Ashton Coucher. Not in By a landslide.
I don't know by what degree.
I do not think it's by Lansl.
Because if we're going by followers,
all right, is Alex Errol more famous
than Ashton Coucher? Like, that means nothing.
That's a good point.
Ashton Coucher is way more famous than Alex Earl.
Obviously.
The fact that we're even putting that into a...
That is not a debate that I'm having with anybody.
I'm going to put that out.
No.
It's not a debate.
That's...
Ashton Coucher is not.
not active on social media. He's out there trying to save the world.
I just think social media is not a good
determiner. Ashton Kutcher is more famous than Pryanka.
We'll leave it at that. That's a fact. That is true.
But when it comes to certain countries, I don't know.
Actually, Kutcher was wonderful. Stop bringing this up.
No, no, I'm done. I'm done. You haven't done you're like, Jesus.
We haven't done this in a while.
I know, but I went back to the recap to get us back on track.
Got a goal. You took us off again.
All right. That's it.
Oh, my God.
I've been iced.
I know.
We're in the midst of making up some great hoodwinks for this show.
Derailed again.
All right.
Anybody else?
Anybody else?
The other entrances.
The meatballs.
The meatballs.
The people from Iowa brought the pig.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Cute pig.
We learned that the Iowa State Fair has butter cow.
People love the butter cow.
They do.
People are excited about the butter cow that we mentioned it.
Yeah.
Christina Mandrell came in in a party bus,
which was used later in the episode
and then Brianna came out last with her rose
in a bright red dress made of roses
I like that yeah
I there's no I mean
if she picked out that dress herself
good for her like love the confidence
but I feel like
that was maybe like an advisement
you should come in dressed like
a rose
Yeah, that's definitely a producer thing.
It's really heavily like, here comes the rose, America's Rose.
He kissed a lot of people.
He kissed Bailey.
That was a big one.
Was it a record number of kisses?
I heard people saying that.
It was.
Record number of kisses.
Good for him, soldier.
Which I really honestly didn't realize in the moment until I looked at Bachelor Data posted it.
And I was like, wow, I'm surprised.
Kelly keeps me to go.
It didn't.
I wasn't watching.
like, oh my God, he was kissing everyone.
I was.
A couple of them were defensive kisses.
Two more than Clayton.
Oh, wow.
He was at seven.
You know what's crazy.
Pilot Pete was the original kisser.
Like, remember when pilot...
Not even that he only had three.
No, I know, but remember Pilot Pete, like, when we interviewed him for the first time,
we were like, you were kissing everybody.
But he really wasn't even kissing anybody.
Zach has seven people.
I think that number should be five because Bailey was...
No, he wanted to, I would say six, because Madison, he did not want a kiss.
Fair.
I mean, they still kissed.
They still kissed.
It still counts.
All right.
Bailey, he went in for the kiss.
That's right.
I had that room.
You know, he was like, oh, I forgot your name.
Here's a kiss.
Yeah.
Smooch.
Let me give you a big smooch.
Big smooch.
Clayton had five.
Matt had two.
Peter had three.
Colton had three.
Ari had two.
Zach seven.
Wow.
Wow.
Zachie.
A pretty dominant performance from Zach is...
Wilchamberland numbers.
As far as kisses on night one go.
But he did get to kiss a lot of people,
and I think all the girls really seemed to like him.
They all wanted his attention.
Everybody did fairly basic stuff.
The meatball hated.
Hated that.
All up in her grill.
Yeah.
The syrup?
The syrup.
The Christina brought...
Christina Mandrao.
Brought him into the party bus.
They did the little quiz game.
dinosaurs are dragons
Come on
Dragons dragons
They're basically dinosaurs that can fly
And breathe fire
Yeah dinosaurs are too slow
Dragons are fast
Right
Although remember game of Thrones
They just took
It took one shot to take a dragon down
True
I'm sure you could just fucking tip over a dinosaur
Just go over
Tip over
You could cow tip a dinosaur
I wonder if there's also an argument
About like dinosaurs
Are real
Dinosaurs are real
And dragons
aren't.
I thought Fran was about to say that she didn't think dinosaurs are real.
Oh my God, that's why I said, I looked at her and said,
dinosaurs are real.
And then I almost had like a, I'm Ron Burgundy, like, right?
Yeah, yeah.
Dinosaurs are definitely real, right?
Yeah, yeah.
No, dinosaurs are artifacts.
But I think you're not giving them enough credit.
Right, we're not comparing two mythical creatures.
Right, but dragons are objectively cooler.
Right, if they were real, dragons would be way cooler.
But if dragons were real, this world would be way more dangerous.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Do you think they'd be extinct, though, by now?
Because dinosaurs are extinct?
It's kind of sad that dinosaurs are extinct.
But people say alligators and crocodiles are like dinosaurs.
Yeah, but I don't think we would be on this planet of dinosaurs.
I don't think we'd coexist.
Diraphs though?
Drafts are fucking huge.
Drafts are big, but they're a little less destructive.
No, no, Ria, people say that alligators are like the closest thing to, like, dinosaurs.
Well, then that's weak.
Well, I mean, they're...
No, they're dangerous animals, but they're not one.
near them a lot.
Yeah.
We got Komodo dragons.
Yep.
Designers.
Dinosaurs.
Am I, like, dinosaurs are way bigger than giraffes.
Am I envisioning the wrong dinosaurs?
No, dinosaurs are fucking ginormous.
How tall is a terexes.
T-rexes were huge.
T-rexes were bigger than giraffes.
12 to 20 feet tall, this says.
And so were giraffes.
Drafts are 12 to 20 feet.
But they're neck.
It's just neck.
This is like they're just huge.
You know what?
It's really upsetting, though.
we're never going to get to see a real-life dinosaur.
Hey, never say never.
Go watch Jurassic Park.
Yeah.
I'm like really intrigued in dinosaurs right now.
Really?
You might like do some returns.
Wait, weren't they bringing back an animal that went extinct?
In Jurassic Park?
No, no, like in the real world.
Like through DNA or something.
Oh, I don't know.
Recreating an animal.
I'm just having one of those moments where you,
if you ever hear about something, you go, wow,
I wish I paid attention more in school about that.
Dinos is one of those things right now where, as we're talking about it,
I'm like, that's crazy.
The dinosaurs were real, but because they went extinct,
you don't think about them the fact that they were on this planet Earth.
Yeah, they're trying to bring back the Willie Mammoth.
Show me a picture of a T-Rex.
Now, see, I just did the Kong ride at Universal where there was dinosaur elements, which, you know.
Should we go to the museum of natural history?
Is that the one where the dinosaurs are?
That's a fake dinosaur.
There's pictures of real ones.
Are you insane?
It's just a massive Google image.
You can't get a picture of a real one.
You can't have a picture of a real one.
You know what I mean?
You can't a picture of their bones.
Basically, these are just what we think T-Rexes look like
due to their bones.
How big T-Rexes really were.
Well, we have their bones.
You think that they were like with an iPhone like,
oh, let me just snap.
This is what I'm saying.
You guys are making fun, but I'm saying I wish I paid a little bit more attention
in school.
There was something that came out a couple years ago that said that they think
dinosaurs might have had feathers.
Here you go.
Really?
I picture very scaly.
Oh, that's their bone.
That's their bone structure.
Oh, my God.
That's what I'm talking about.
That's why I meant by picture of T-Rex.
Don't give me that Jurassic Park bullshit.
I want to see the bones.
I want to see a fucking cartoon.
What was that show with the kids and they ran around?
They had like the light-up thing.
Magic school bus.
No, but I love that.
The light up thing.
Come on.
There was three kids and they had the light-up thing.
You know what I'm talking about.
Huh?
and they had the dinosaur eggs
Come on
Dinosaur eggs
You know what I'm talking
You can envision it
The three kids
At the light up
They would put it down
And they like opened up the
Were they eggs?
The light up thing
Hold on
You got I don't know
Nothing's coming to me
I'm picturing the baby in the chair
The dinosaur baby in the chair
You know what I'm talking about?
No
The dad wears a flannel
He's a big big dinosaur
I don't know what that is even
I don't know what that is either.
Fuck, what was the show?
This is really going to kill my-
Humans never existed at the same time, correct?
With dinosaurs?
Correct.
Okay, just making sure.
Like all the dinosaurs were wiped out
and then he was showing up
I was literally called dinosaurs.
I don't get how that happened.
That was land of the loss.
Oh, land of loss, Will Ferrell?
Oh, no.
Land before time?
Dinosaurs and then there was land of the loss was...
All right, hold on.
I'm all confused right now.
I'm sorry.
What was this show?
Oh, my God.
Is it a show with dinosaurs?
This is going to fucking kill me.
So, dinosaurs are estimated to have gone extinct 65 million years ago.
And the first humans, we estimate 200,000 to 300,000 years ago.
Holy shit.
Listen to by a lot.
Oh, my God.
So there was really not at all.
Really?
Did you hear that?
Not in any overlap.
That's what's sad, though.
Your brain can't even comprehend how much time that is.
100%.
That's what people
Like, who was it?
Wasn't it?
Oh, I was watching Cheeto.
Oh, Cito Santino?
His comedy's, that's our guy.
He was like, can you believe that this earth has been around for so fucking long?
And we're the ones destroying it.
Yeah.
Like it was like millions and millions of years and we're the ones.
That was really, his stand up actually, we never talked about it.
I thought it was really funny.
I thought it was very funny.
The whole Jesus was gay bit had me crying.
Yeah.
I was dying.
What do you guys think about a last supper?
Yeah.
You guys want to drink some wine?
Okay, now.
It's very good.
Big Santino fans.
Oh, yeah.
See, mixed reports.
This says the first humans emerge in Africa
around two million years ago.
Oh, long before the modern humans
known as homo sapiens appeared.
Okay, but even then, we're millions
and millions of years.
I think the original number is like civilization.
Yeah.
Dinosaurs are,
when I say 65 million years ago,
So the fact that we like have
Like dinosaur bones were found
Is pretty crazy
Yeah I don't even understand that
How does it not like disintegrate
We turn them in we turn them into fuel
Fossil fuels
But how does it last that long?
Millions of years
I bury some like I leave like a thing of trash
In like 10 years it's gonna be gone
I think we need to like all go back and watch
Like a Bill Nita Science guy
Episode on like dinosaurs or something
You bring up a good point real where
when you're taught these things in school,
you don't care about school.
You care about, that's the last thing you care about.
And then when you get older, that's the real time for school.
Because it's like, oh, I'm curious now.
I have a functioning brain.
Right.
And I want to learn things.
You're fully developed at 25.
Yeah, like the other day when you said,
Patra committed suicide, I was like, and then looking into it.
Right.
And you're so interested.
You're like, oh my God, Cleopatra killed herself with a poisonous snake.
But you learn that in school, but in school, you're like,
just got me out of this class.
Right.
I'll go to recess.
Yeah.
No, we talk about that.
on the golf show.
We talk about like if you
if you just look at a,
you just pick a time in human history,
if you go to that time on,
you know,
the internet or Wikipedia,
there's a bunch of shit going on.
There's wars.
There's kings.
There's queens.
There's just so much stuff that's gone on.
It's insane.
Like all that's real.
Very real.
It's true.
That sounds.
It sounds crazy, but like it happened.
Like if you picture the timeline
like on the wall,
if you just threw a dart.
Oh, it's one of the best eras.
It's so fun.
Yeah.
It's insane.
Oh my.
It's crazy.
I actually was interested in that in school.
That was like the one thing that really got me.
There's a really good series on Netflix.
I think it's just called the Roman Empire.
You ever like get roped like there was a time in school where all of a sudden your ears perked up and you're like, hmm, I'm actually interested in this one.
It happened ever so often.
You feel like a loser.
You're like ever so often you like, hmm.
You like raise your hand actually to answer the question.
You're like, I think I got this.
And now that's kind of all the time.
You hear something like, oh, that's interesting.
Wow.
What's the name of this fucking shit?
show.
What channel was it on?
I don't.
It's literally, I picture the three kids.
I can draw.
I can draw the picture.
I can see the kid.
One of the girls has dark hair and they're really young and they're like, and they're opening
a light shining from the book and then all of a sudden it's the TV show.
Whole fiction.
But like, I just don't even understand what the show's about still.
There's dinosaurs involved.
And it's kids.
And dinosaur eggs.
Human kids?
Human kids.
please somebody know the name of this.
Somebody will know. Somebody will know what you're talking about.
Somebody around this office will know.
Yeah, somebody will know.
I think we just have to end this recap.
People are going to be like, you guys didn't.
Right.
No, we're going to kill us.
Who cares anymore?
I'm trying to move on from that.
I'm trying to move on from what people think.
Okay.
We can be, I mean, there's not too much else to cover here.
I like Jess.
He kissed a lot of people.
He kissed Jess.
Yep.
He kissed Madison.
Madison got very upset.
It was that she sends herself home, leave.
quite dramatic.
He gives his first impression
Rose to Greer.
Yep.
It was a surprise for me.
I felt like they had a good conversation,
but after he kissed Jess,
I was like he's giving it to Jess.
Me too.
But nope, he gave it to Greer.
I think there's a lot of girls here
that stood out to me that I see going far.
Catherine, Katie,
Jess, Greer.
I actually want,
I include Gabby in it to charity.
I don't like I don't know if Brianna's is burning too bright early where it's going to like fizzle
and then maybe people are going to love her maybe she would be great on paradise or as a bachelorette
but I just I feel like it's never who knows if she's even the one from the beginning who's that
if she's into Zach that much right like we're hype you know what I mean right totally definitely
right and it could be one of those where Zach's like oh Brianna got the America's Rose so I don't
have to talk to her as much yeah and then it falls.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, Madison did the, when they did the gritty.
That was probably the worst part of the episode.
Awful.
Oh, that was so bad.
Awful.
Don't.
And Zach didn't want to kiss her, so he was like, let's just do the gritty.
And it's like, oh, this is so uncomfortable.
And the dancing on the party bus.
Those were the two really bad things.
Don't rap and don't dance.
And the meatballs.
Yeah.
So they sent home Becca, Kara, Kara, Hollins, Lecca, both Olivia's.
Oh my God, so many more people went home.
that I realized.
Sonia Vanessa,
Victoria E.
I don't know who that is.
Victoria was the name.
She was from Austria.
She was the one that came out.
She was like,
no,
not ringing any bells.
No.
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight,
nine. Nine people went home.
So we got 21 left?
Yep.
But that was,
yeah, that was a lot more than I thought.
Oh.
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven,
eight, nine, ten,
11, 12, 13, 14, 14,
15,
18, 19, 20.
Oh, maybe more than that.
It might have been 10.
Madison?
Oh, Madison.
Thank you.
Did you say the land before time?
No.
You did.
I said the land of the lost.
I said land before time.
The land before time.
The movies.
Yes.
Those are all dinosaurs, I thought.
It's all dinosaurs.
I was combining two shows.
I was thinking of the land before time
combined with this other show.
Okay.
I still want to know with the other show.
That was.
Land Before Time was movies, right?
Yes.
No, it's a...
There were like 30 of them.
Little foot.
So you're just not remembering that.
A little front.
I'm not remembering the show.
I'm actually not exactly sure.
But I was thinking of two separate shows,
Dlam Before Time.
But there is another show I'm thinking of
that I will find out the name of.
Okay.
That basically was everything from Night 1.
Like I said, big coming attractions,
felt like a lot of tears.
Didn't really seem like there was too...
Nothing crazy?
the big tease at the end that they're trying to hook us on
is that maybe like somebody leaves.
Yeah.
I felt like that's what the vibe I got from the end of the trailer.
It was like, I hope it's not too late.
So maybe somebody laughed or I don't know.
But it does look like he's getting down on one knee,
which is how we all want a season to end.
He's going to be engaged at the end of this.
I agree.
I think he's engaged right now.
You can only help?
Any predictions on who?
It's early.
But I'm going to stick with Jess.
I think I might go Catherine.
Okay.
That's a good guess.
I don't have a guess yet.
Okay.
Who's your favorite?
I don't have a favorite yet at all.
Yeah, you can't really pick a favor yet because it's like you don't really see any of these girls' personalities yet.
None.
No.
I, again, I think Jess is great.
Yeah, just is very cute.
Very cute.
So.
I thought they had a good conversation.
Yeah, definitely.
We'll see what happens, but that's.
Is it? We covered fame. We covered dinosaurs. And we covered the Bachelor.
And the Roman Empire. Yep. That's what we're here for.
All right. That wraps up today's episode of Chicks in the Office. We love you guys so much.
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