Chicks in the Office - Bachelor Week 3 Recap

Episode Date: January 26, 2022

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Hey, Chicks in the Office listeners. You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. What's up, everyone? It's Chicks in the Office with Ria and Fran, giving you that Friday energy on a Wednesday. We are back doing our Bachelor recap. We have the lovely Trent with us, who was not here last week because he was in the wonderful land of Disney, world of Disney, Disney World of Disney.

Yeah, I was in Orlando and I realized once the year guys' episode came out that we had talked about me coming in last week, and I should have given you guys a heads up that I was going down there. We didn't really said anything in stone. No, no, we did it, which is what we said, but we were like, you know, maybe a heads up. I should have given you a heads up for sure. I'm headed to Florida. I should have given you a heads up. And I apologize. That's okay. This podcast is presented by Datchat. Yeah, this podcast is presented by Datchat. And you can go to datchat.com slash barstool for more information. We love talking you guys on there. So make sure you go to Dat chat. Why don't you play the voicemail? I left for you yesterday because we love playing

voicemails on here. God, I hope we can get it to play out loud. I don't know if I'm going to be able to because I could not in the past. You got to put that volume up all the way. Do I do this? Why can't I never do this correctly? How did it the right way? Let me do. I know how to do it. Remember I did yesterday? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. You got this. All right. So, we've been trying to get a hold of Trent for days. It feels like weeks now texting him. Hey, Trent, we're trying to order you dinner master. Where are you? Where are you? What kind of dinner do you want for the bachelor master king? Stop saying. And he is not. answering our text, so I left him this voicemail.

Hey, Trent, just wondering where the fuck you are if you have answered to any text messages of ours, and we have the doctor tonight. Just wondering if you're going to be on our show called Cutting Stems. Talk to you soon, hopefully. See you. My response, none of the texts were directly to me. We're in that big group chat of cutting stems being like,

what are we going to get for dinner? What are we going to get for dinner? I usually let you guys battle it out, and then whatever the decision comes to, I'm like, I'll take this from there. Yeah, I was gone last week. We were in Orlando at a golf. tournament doing a bunch of interviews. We also made our way to Disney for a day, which was

amazing. The one thing, yeah, the one time we did hear from you is to, or yes, it was big, but we had sent the picture. Reyesend the picture of your Instagram from Disney. And that's when you could confirm that Disney, good place, fun place. Really fun place. Yeah. We went, we were there for like five or six hours.

We had a really good time. I want to go back because you don't, you're not able to see all of it when you go for that short amount of time. So I do want to go back. We took that picture. I put on Mickey Mouse ears. I had a really good time. Frankie Borelli,

who I do the golf podcast with, loves that place. It's his favorite place in the world. So, yeah, I apologize for missing the podcast, though. It's okay. You are forgiven. We have a few. This is a very Disney.

I love, you know, talking about Disney with The Bachelor is very Disney. It is very Disney. It is very Disney. We have a few announcements to make. Yes. We will not have an episode on this Friday because Harry Potter,

pod, Tickson Hogwarts, comes out tomorrow. No, not tomorrow. Yes, it will be tomorrow. It will be out tomorrow. However, the real reason is because Noah's getting his wisdom teeth out on Thursday. Noah's getting his wisdom teeth out on Thursday, so we will not be able to record. In order for him to heal properly. He can't be doing anywhere. I might not even

be healed by the next one. I turned, I turned the ringer on because we were trying to listen to the voicemail, and then I got a couple of things. You're right. Yeah. Sorry. Well, we're just taking precautions because we always record the Friday episode on Thursday. Noah's getting his wisdom teeth out Thursdays.

We just want to make sure that... I'm also moving on Friday. It's going to be a rough week. Yeah, there's a lot. So, you know, and just for some background of how this works, like we talk into this microphone and then Noah does literally everything else. So if he can't do any of those things, we have to take a break. So we will not have an episode Friday.

But like you said, Harry Potter comes out tomorrow. So, you know, that's a little added bonus. And this will not be this way. Moving forward. We will have four episodes. We'll have Friday episodes. Moving forward, we will always have a Friday episode. Sometimes I feel like I can't explain things. You guys jump in as I'm explaining. I feel like I can't explain. Like, I am explaining what's happening.

And you guys are like, I'm like, this will be the, you know, not going forward. We could all just take our own part of the sentence. Right. Moving forward. Yes. There will be. Feels like it happens anyway. Episodes on Friday. Anyways, you guys get the point. We will have four episodes going forward, as everybody jumped in and said. Anyways, let's get into The Bachelor Recap.

Besides that... I have one question. I actually have something else to say as well. You guys go ahead. I was going to add something too, but you guys go. No, you go first. Tickets to the L.A. live show are on sale still.

You can go to the link in the description. The link in the description. No, it's good. That was pretty good. I'm going to take a lap. Ria's leaving. I'm going to take a lap. I'm actually kind of worried about her taking a lap

because the odds, she doesn't come back or high. Just for the record, for the record, that is what I was also going to say. Okay. I was also going to say the tickets. You both should have jumped in that. That's not what I was going to say, but I'm glad that. Oh, no. I was going to say, just a reminder, if you're going to be in LA, February 10th, Super Bowl

week, we have our live show tickets on sale. It's going to be great. Must attend event, I would say. If you're in the area, it's going to be a lot of fun. The VIP package is really great. We got updated merch. You're getting a whole good gift. You had to spend time with us, have drinks.

So like you said, link in the description right now. Yep, first thing in the description. Ria cut me off. I was trying to explain that. What were you going to say? Oh, I had a more serious thing I wanted to bring up. Oh. Where is my shrimp?

Oh. Again. We even said we were going to order more. We said Ria was going to do it. Wait until she comes back. I'm a little afraid to say to her when she comes back in because she might go back out again. Yeah. So if people don't watch cutting stems.

You guys, they had shrimp on the show. made it very clear two hours for the whole two hours leading up to it that i i just wanted i was like i love shrimp i really wanted the shrimp i told devon like saved me shrimp yeah they ate all the shrimp then they said oh no we'll get you shrimp tomorrow for the recap blah blah blah i knew they weren't going to we ate it all i'm very sorry i completely forgot that we had said that as well yeah the shrimp last night really good though yeah now it's just making me think about that shrimp i know that was good shrimp i would love to have some shrimp right now but sorry noah I'm waiting

I thought you guys would continue Will we continue? Well, we talked and then We needed you to come back because Noah's Noah's question was Where his shrimp is?

Yeah And this was This was the exact reaction That I predicted was that We're going to walk out That she was going to walk out again Because We need to lock the door

So she can't open it Yeah I mean that was That was also... That was predictable. That, yeah. Yep. Nail that one, really.

She's gonna hear that walk right... It's not the only thing she's forgot to do in the past couple days for me. Oh, boy. Anyway, we're going to get into Monday's episode of The Bachelor, but first, you guys, have you been watching cutting stems. You know we have been loving edible arrangements. Edible is the perfect gift this time of year. Start the year off with a nice sweet treat.

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February 12th. It's been two weeks. We got left on the cliffhanger with Cassidy. Was she going to stay? Was she going to go? Was Clayton going to take her rose? And it all felt kind of anticlimactic, I feel like, because we've been waiting so long and if you saw if you didn't see good for you because, you know, that means you, you know, are able to kind of steer away from some of the bachelor social media accounts, like behind the scenes ones. because Cassidy had posted a TikTok or an Instagram.

I think it was a TikTok where she basically was like, fuck you, Clayton. So obviously she was going to be sent home. That was a dead giveaway that that was going to happen. And it just, it wasn't, I think we built up the moment in our heads as like he was going to take this rose from her. And theoretically, he did do that. But it wasn't as dramatic as it could have been.

Well, not only did we build it up, but they built it up too. They built it up. Like they gave us a to be continued. It was going to be this whole thing. A two week to be continued. Yeah, Clayton is asking Jesse Palmer like, has anybody ever taken a rose back before? So yeah, I wanted him to actually take the rose away from Cassidy. That would have been an all-time moment.

We've never seen that happen before. It just would have been something we all could experience together. And they did not have that happen. Instead, he kind of walked her out normally. It wasn't a surprise to anyone that she went home. But we were hoping it was going to be more drama-filled and it just wasn't. I also think because of the building. up and we waited two weeks and the they needed people to want to tune back in.

So it was like, let's put this trailer out there. People are going to think you actually ripped a rose out of her hands. And everyone couldn't, I couldn't even wait to watch the episode. That's just not what happened. It was not that thrilling and Cassidy was sent home. Yeah, I was imagining in the scene where she's like sitting on the couch and she's like whipping the rose around. She's like, I'm going to rose for just Clayton to just come over the top and be like,

I'll take that and like walk away. And that is obviously not what happened. And they went back and forth a little bit, you know, she's like, I'm, I have not wanted, I've not been talking to any guy that I wanted to be in a relationship with, which may have been a little bit of a loophole there. I think so. As terms of like, oh, I haven't been talking to any guy who I've wanted to be in a relationship with.

Have I been fucking this guy? Definitely. She's like, I'm not going to date him. Yeah. He's not the type you marry. He's just the type of guy you fuck. Exactly. Exactly.

And so that was. was at the end of the day, if she deserved it or didn't deserve it for this thing to go home, it didn't really matter because I think she was going to go home eventually. All the girls didn't like her. She had that, she had like very,

you know, funny like Cinderella Evil Step Sister vibes where like she's doing it and she like knows she's doing it. And the example of that was Hunter who was like because all the girls were like, we kind of want her to go home. And Hunter said that the night before she had asked her what her exit interview was going to be like

if she didn't get a rose at the rose ceremony. That's that right there is some Bachelor's psychological warfare. That's evil. You're getting ready for bed. All the girls go ready, rose ceremony the next night and you just say, what do you got planned for your exit interview? It's almost so bad you have to love it.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. That's evil. That's mean that you almost have to respect it. That's planned. That's villainous planning right there. Yeah, and I wonder how long she really would have lasted anyway. I don't know what her connection with Clayton actually was like. They made out a lot. Right. Which is what got her in that group date.

Right. I don't know if they actually had a real connection. So, yeah, Cassidy's gone. Yeah. Yeah. And, you know, she tried to save it. It was just definitely a little bit too late. So he puts her in the car, sends her home.

We didn't actually get to see it, like I said, that moment. It's so easy. You just slow motion, pull it from her hand. Because she was, she was whipping. that thing around. It's so easy just to make that super dramatic. I wish they had done it. Yeah. Oh, well. So she's gone, but then we actually get to see the Rose ceremony and we get all the girls who are safe and the women that were sent home. NC, Kate, Tessa. N.C. seemed like a cool chick. Didn't know too much about her, but I, you know, I think we all were like intrigued by her.

Tessa, same kind of thing. And then Kate was just background. She was, um, everyone's just been calling her the Selling Sunset girl because she works at Oppenheim group on Selling Sunset. She did pose with one of the short guys and I can't remember. Short Kings. Yeah, short kings. I cannot remember which one. Sorry, short kings. They are kings. I cannot remember if it was Jason or Brett. Yeah, but she was posing with one of them and somebody

signed it to me and said she made it. Yeah. She's finally getting ahead with the big dogs. Yeah. So maybe we'll see her on Selling Sun on Sondent at some point. It's possible. Does that Rose that got taken away from Cassidy? Is that it put back in the pile? I don't think so. I was curious about that. I couldn't, my brain couldn't figure it out.

I don't think so because now we're like Cassie left. So now it's 18 women. I just feel like, I don't know, I don't think they would have added another one in. That's probably right. Yeah. Just she's gone, she's gone. Just moves the process along a little faster. Yeah, that's fair.

I feel like. And this is where also like Cheney is really taking her time to shine after this row ceremony. In my notes, I just wrote, Shene sucks because she, literally kept writing. I have to figure out, this is what she kept saying,

I have to figure out what my next move is. We're in a competition. I'm here to win. So, yeah, she just continued to really dig her grave. Yeah, maybe Miss Cassidy already. Yeah.

You know, Cassidy trained Chenet to be the villain. And then Cassidy's gone and it's like, oh man, I actually liked. She had more of an entertainment factor. Yeah, she knew, she was, yeah, Cassidy fell like. That Hillary Duff group date was a little like,

it was. entertaining in a way that like, oh, she's being a bitch and she knows it and she's like doing it for the cameras. Shanae's just annoying. And I think like, well, because and one thing, it's like, Sheney is targeted one person. Elizabeth. Where it's like, what the heck did this girl do?

It's still because she took that seat during that one date. You're right. It all just goes back to that. Elizabeth did nothing. Elizabeth taking that seat next to Clayton. Chenet has not forgotten. During that game of never have I ever, whatever the hell they were playing. Okay, so then we get a group date.

This was, I'm not going to lie. I felt like this was going to be, it was intense because that's how they set it up. But they gave us, you know, this segment contained sensitive subject matter. Viewer discretion is advised for this. So I'm like, you're gearing up for some crazy stuff. And it's just crazy to me that they threw this on there. but in the second episode, when we're just like trashing the concept of ADHD,

they did not say anything. Nothing. It's not been addressed once. Clayton doesn't know what's happened. Maybe the show hasn't talked about it. Haven't said a single thing. But now is when they do this. That's a good point.

I hadn't thought about that. It's a little inconsistent. It is pretty crazy how it flies under the radar. Like ADHD is a very serious thing. And very real. And they're just acting like it was something that they can just laugh and joke about. and viewers will be like,

so many people deal with it. They're like, ah, it's just ADHD. It's like, well, you know, poor Elizabeth. Really just not funny. So this group date is Serene, Susie, Eliza, Marlena, Hunter, Genevieve, and Jill. Caitlin Bristow is there. She's got her clipboard, her pen.

She's like, I hope you guys are all ready to open up and we're going to tell our stories. She wants to help Clayton learn as much as you can about these women. and she reads like statements. He reads statements. It says if you feel a good connection with this, like please stand up.

And the first statement is about parts of yourself you're not proud of. And everyone stood up, which then led to a lot of the girls opening up more about like past relationships, changing themselves for relationships. Like Hunter's story was so sad. You know, she's talking about an ex-boyfriend

that like wanted to change her whole body, sent her the gym, colored contacts, dire hair, certain color. Like, really, that'll fuck with your head big time. Serene was talking about her, you know, body issues she's had as well. And Clayton did as well, which was nice because it is like, it is clearly a group date. And, you know, the purpose of this is for the girls to open up and Clayton to get to know them. But it was nice for Clayton to also participate. Yeah, it felt like a.

The first time, and we're in, what, week three? Yeah. I felt like that was the first time Clayton really, we got to see who Clayton really is. Like he's, the first couple weeks it's always been just like, I'm the bachelor and I'm Clayton and I'm, I don't know, I just didn't really get much deeper than that. And then you go on a day like this and all the women are sharing and Clayton is sharing. I thought it was a really nice date. And I saw, I think Clayton tweeted he was like, this was my favorite date thus far of the season because you get to know more about a person. I thought it was a great date.

I also really liked that Marlena had said. that like she had planned not to bring up race, like during her time on The Bachelor. And Clayton was like, don't, like, do not feel like you have to hold any part of yourself back or you can't talk to me about anything, especially talking about race. He said a conversation like that. It helps me see things from another perspective, which I thought was really great. And Marlena, another person that's like, let's learn more about her Olympic athlete here. Like, we're just.

We always forget that, except us. We bring it up every episode. She is incredibly accomplished, and I would love, love to learn more about her and less about Chenet. That's really. And then, like I said, Clayton had talked about his body issues that he had growing up as well, and then they were all able to stand and hug and talk. And it was good vibes going into the cocktail party. Serene had a nice moment with him.

Susie had a nice moment with him. Eliza also had a nice mom with him. She got the group date rose. She is like Eliza. We don't know enough really about Eliza yet. And I feel like in that sharing, like Eliza was kind of the one that was like, want to hear all of you?

Like it was kind of that person in the group that's everyone sharing. And they're like, my life has been all right. You know? Like you, not that, not that, but it's just like she, she, and this is the way it's cut. So we don't see.

I don't know how much, much she did share, but she is dropped dead gorgeous. She's stunning. Yes, she really is. Stunning. And she seems like she has a really good connection with Clayton. So he gets she gets that rose. And then we have the one-on-one date, which went to Sarah. So let's get into that. But first. If you're looking to have a little fun with your friend, somebody close in your life, You're like, let's get to know each other a little bit more.

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and get 50% off your first order. Sarah got the one-on-one date. Becca Kufrin hosted this day. I don't know if this was just like a week where they were like, hey, we're going to... Caitlin, Becca, you're all coming here. Yeah, the bashrats were coming on and hanging out. And this date...

By the way, her and Thomas. They're so happy. I know. I'm happy for them because I was a doubter for a long time. They're in love. They are in love. Good for that. It's pretty crazy.

Good for them. And sadly, Marissa and Riley are no more. That makes me very sad. I wanted them to go the distance. And we thought those two would go the distance. I mean, you just never know these things. It's never the ones you expect. Yeah, that one hurt.

But I'm happy to see that Thomas and Becca. Sometimes I say shit on this recap. I'm like, you're just saying something to say something. It's never the ones you expect. Marissa and Riley seemed happy. No, they didn't. I felt like we were all very much Serena and Joe and then Marissa and Riley.

Yeah, we were. So, yeah, and who would have thought? Beck and Thomas going strong. Kenny and Mari still seem happy. Serena, yeah, Serena and Joe and Joe seem very happy. So we have Sarah and Clayton on this date and they're on a extreme scavenger hunt where they have to strip down

into their underwear. It's just very funny, right? Like sometimes it's just luck of the draw. You know, you're either Susie and you're on a helicopter going to a yacht or you're Sarah and you're putting on bathing suit looking underwear and running around downtown L.A. singing into a microphone to know one. You said that it's a scavenger hunt date.

I have no evidence to support that. Yeah. Like, what were they looking for? Okay. I will back this up. Okay. So sometimes I think the word scavenger hunt could get a little lost. For a scavenger hunt, you don't always have to be looking for things.

You just have to do things. Is that right? See, yeah. My scavenger hunt in high school, I had to do some things. I ran around my track naked. Yeah. Oh. Yes.

Ordered by Glennie Balls. Yeah. Gee-B. That is not. Not true. Okay. All right. I don't know.

I don't know. Even though Glenn was a year older than me and the seniors did organize it. And all videos had to be sent to Glennie. That is not true. Oh, man. No, I actually, you are, I'm laughing, but you are right. Like, you are right. It's like you do things.

Oh, I, I, I'm more familiar with the, like, go to this place and, like, find something and collect it. Or just like, of a. a scavenger hunt that leads to a final prize. Like, clue to clue to clue. Isn't that a treasure map? Treasure hunt. Treasure hunt? I guess similar.

Similar. I feel like sometimes a scavenger hunt can be sort of like that as well. I don't know. Tons of different definitions, but really all they did was they smashed some pinatas and they sang their feelings. Yeah, you have to do a few things. Drive up to a fast food window with everyone in the car naked.

What is a lot? It's a thing. Girls had to make out. This is a Catholic school. Girls had to make out. Girls had to make out. Run around the track naked. Everyone had to, everyone in the group had to shotgun beers.

That's like a very typical one. Yeah. Do the guys have to do all this too or just the girls? Yeah, no, no, no, the guys too. They had to make out with each other? No, but they had to pull up to the like fast food place naked. Man. Man, high school, man.

High school is crazy. These are things that are like illegal besides the girls making out. I had a very different high school experience. this didn't happen at my high school I don't know if mine was that different than that but yeah it's you do crazy you do crazy shit

like that you do really dumb things in high school and you're like that shit was crazy I look back and I'm like what were you thinking running around your high school track naked a Catholic school yeah yeah no it's

could have been expelled yeah could have been a lot of things you know it's so disturbing a naked body running things flapping around like it's just not

a pretty time must be kind of freeing though right I think like isn't that how like isn't that how it's supposed to be I don't think yeah like I don't think I've run anywhere yes you have

into the water in Aruba oh true good point good point good point I don't think I have in your in your house like out of the shower you forgot something Like even that wasn't that far you know friend you ran right into that ocean.

No, I know, but I'm saying distance-wise. Like a full track, a track? No, it wasn't a full track, but it was a good run. Okay, okay. 400 meters. Well, anyway, unlike Ria, Sarah was able to put on new underwear, I don't know why I had focused on this a lot, but it just made me laugh that they were like, you got to strip down your underwear, and then they just, like, put on different underwear.

Like, she put on, like, it was a workout. She put on, like, a cute, like, brawlet and cheeky underwear, because, of course, as she should. Like, she should not be running around in her. thong on TV. You don't need to be having that, them do that. Especially when you spring it on someone. When you say, here's the date and you're like, oh, this is going to be so much fun.

We're getting a one-on-one. They're like, strip naked and run through the city. It's like that's kind of crazy. She looked like she was in a workout outfit that they were in L.A. Yes. And not just, and, you know, Clayton had his white boxers you want to call the black boxers on as well. Just, once again, just to double down on this, just from a size standpoint.

I'm looking at this picture. Look how tiny she looks next to. I wanted on the record. She was loving that. I wanted on the record that I did not bring that up. Yeah. Fran brought that up. Because Clayton is a large human being.

I brought it up. And I would love to talk to Clayton about his manscaped routine. Really? Yeah, because it feels like he shaves his chest. Like he was like in an in-between stage. I don't love that in-between stage. You're saying he's not naturally hairless. No, no, no.

But like it's either the hair is gone. Yeah. Or like you have a, or you have chest hair. I see. Like, I don't love the in-between. Yeah. No, I mean, a lot of people trim their chest, but, like, I feel like he just, like, went too far. Well, sometimes, well, at some point, there's going to be an in-between, right?

It's like, if you shave it all off. Yeah, that's true. And then it's, like, growing back. No, no, everyone knows that. It's like, it looks like you have sand on your chest. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Depending on the color. Yeah, but.

I think any color. It'll be, like, stubbly. True, true, true, true. Maybe just timing-wise, he should. daved a couple days too early for all the shirtlessness he had. It's tough timing. It's a tough time. They sing.

The singing was tough. And then they just have a little snack on top of a... A little snack. They had like a little snack on top of a helipad. I don't know if that was part of the scavenger hunts. I didn't remember that either. Yeah, it didn't really make any sense. Like the whole date really didn't make any sense.

Nope. And then they went to... the Van Gogh exhibit Which is very cool There's one in LA There's one in New York If you're around It's very cool

I have not been But Joe Wen he said it was lovely Where is it in New York? Downtown I forget We're exactly so ho area Isn't it at one of those places That does like the Different

It's like a changing It's a space Like it's not always the Van Gogh exhibit It's a yeah I went to the Van Gogh museum In Amsterdam Recommend that as well Very nice

Okay Vango Originals. If it was in it. Yeah. It was sort of the original. Wow. This is much more of an interactive, like I said, experience.

It's an experience. No, they change the experiences. Yeah. Every few months. I would definitely go do this. That looked awesome. Yeah, it did look cool. Yeah.

So they're there. They have a nice date. Sarah opens up to him about being adopted and how that has, like, affected her growing up. She's still really young is, I think, like, a big factor here as well. We talk. I know, like, we have. we have had very young contestants on this show. But yeah, she's 23.

She lives in New York. Like, she's got a great job. It just feels like there's a lot of stuff going on in her life that, like, I forget, someone said it and they didn't say who was just a voiceover when they were talking about the Cassidy stuff at the beginning. And someone was like, she's just here for followers. And it's disgusting. I hate that this is a common.

Can we just stop saying that? people are here for followers because it's very unspoken that we know it already. I know. And what's funny now, it's just luck of the draw. You don't know if you're going to be the one to get called out for being there for followers. Like you have a one in 30 chance that that's going to be you. Everybody's there for followers. That's what I'm saying. They're all there. So you have a one in 30 chance to have that be like the reason you go out. If I were on the show, I would just say that first thing when I walk in the door. Somebody's here for followers. I think it's you.

It's like, not me. Yep. It's not me. I would say majority of the people going on in the show are hoping that they do not get picked by the Bachelor or Bachelorette. Yeah. And you just pick the one, you ask everyone like what their job is and whoever has the one that's like closest to something in media. You're like, you're like, they want to make it far. They want to make it far.

Country music singer. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Unfortunately, I think that's very true. Now it is. Like these days it's like, come on. Yeah.

Sarah doesn't want to get picked. Sarah's living our life. I wonder if there's 23 living in New York and she wants to marry Clayton. Yeah. I wonder if there's like an in between. You just go in with an open mind. There is. Where you're like, yes.

Realistically there's. Hey, maybe I'll get some followers or maybe I'll fall in love. Exactly. That's what I think. Is that what Clayton said when he came on and he was like, when he went on Michelle's season, he was going on hoping that like other girls might see him on the show. if it didn't work out. Yeah, I mean, I don't think he said that.

I think you're putting words in his mouth. I'm not sure he said that. Someone said that. Someone said that. I'm not sure he said that. It was you. Right now. It was you saying.

The show is going to get to a point where people are going to admit that. Where they're going to say, like, they sometimes do say like, oh, somebody sign me up. That's sort of saying like, I don't know what's going to happen. And that is more like what he said. Like, it was like, oh, like, I'll take a shot and see like if it works great. If it doesn't, like, you know. fine, which I feel like is definitely. Realistically, that's probably how a lot of these women feel,

especially the ones who, like, right off the bat, do make a connection with Clayton. And then it's like, oh, shit, like maybe this really could be something. Sarah gets the rose. It seems like they, you know, Clayton and Sarah do have a nice connection. She, he does give her the rose at the end of the one-on-one. And then back at the mansion, we do have some. shrimp drama going on, which we will get into right after this.

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What a gesture. What a gesture. That sounds so yummy. Sounds absolutely delicious. And it seems like perhaps she doesn't make enough shrimp for everyone. It's like in the, in the, Shene's confessional, she said, you know, there's maybe like 15 shrimp total. And Elizabeth's like, hey, everyone I made some shrimp. Everyone wants to try a little bit, have a piece.

She's so hungry. Oh, so hungry. She comes in. Starving. Starving. She comes in. One shrimp, two shrimp, three shimp. Four.

The counter's going up. They put the counter on the screen. Five. Six. Six. Eight shrimp. I think she reached eight shrimp. Which is, if we're starting with the original number of 15,

more than half. That's too many shrimp. That's too many shrimp. Now, if you eat a shrimp at a party and there's a plethora of shrimp cocktail, nobody's judging you. I want that on record. If there is so much shrimp, oh, it's so good. That's, I have, like, the parties.

Same one was really good. I'm trying to think, I have not been to one in a while. I'm waiting for Devin to, like, surprise me right now. Like, oh, you guys. It's not happening. She laughed. It's pretty late in the day. Also, I did think about getting you the shrimp today, then a lot happened.

Yeah, the, I will just say that the, the shrimp. That's even worse. You remember it and you're like, yeah. There was so much going on today. Yeah. Anyway, I'm talking more about the shrimp. The shrimp, when you get to go to, I'm trying to, like, the last place I was at that had it was an engagement party. And they just had the full, like, ice bucket, you know?

Yeah, like of the shrimp cocktail with the cocktail sauce. And I ate so many. Yeah. Like an atrocious amount. Christmas Eve was the last time I had a lot of shrimp. Just so much. A lot. Like, I was saying this last night.

It's not unhealthy. Like, no carbs. Yeah. The cocktail sauce is probably just the most unhealthy part of it. And you don't even got a dip that much. You just want a little taste. Yeah, we get it every, every Christmas. We just have a bunch of shrimp.

Yeah. So, God, I fucking love shrimp. So Sheney realizes she ate all the shrimp. She goes, she makes some more shrimp. She's like, oh, shit, I ate all the shrimp. I love coconut fried shrimp. I don't like coconut. No, so, so I actually don't like coconut either.

Okay. But coconut fried shrimp, for some reason, I'm very in on. Doesn't taste like, does it taste like coconut? No. A little bit. I would say a little bit. A little bit. I do like coconut, so it has a little bit of it.

It's just, it's just a little sweet. It just, it's a natural sweetener. I just, I like, um, just blackened shrimp. Oh, that's good. Yeah. But I like, I like, What you guys had last night is, I would prefer that over any.

Kind of fucked up how much we're talking about shrimp. Yeah. I'm so hungry right now, too. I know, I know. Maybe you'll get some shrimp tomorrow. All right, guys, Sheney. I have no reason to believe you. You really don't at all.

Sheney makes more shrimp, but no one wants to, no one wants her shrimp. She's, she's puffing and puffing. She's like, no one's looking at me or talking to me. No one's acknowledged me. Elizabeth saw me walk up with the shrimp. and she's ignoring me. She's making all this up, by the way.

It's all insane. Like, and, and, um, I don't know. I, you know, I, I also did not catch that Elizabeth said this, but she said, uh, in her interview, she said, Sheney ate all the shrimp. I don't know what the shrimp portions are like in Ohio, but this isn't a roadside buffet. Whoa. I missed that too. Yeah, I miss that.

Kind of a shot at the Midwest of being honest. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It is. Yeah, it is. And, you know, I, I, I said last night, if you put a can't, camera on me at every like in every situation like that there are going to be times where I take a lot of shrimp and Elizabeth deserves a few shots here for what's been what's been going on and what what Chenet has been doing so the next group date very different from the first group date is a subliminal

ad for Pam and Tommy which we did not realize until we saw Pam and Tommy like I tweeted like what the fuck is this Baywatch date like we're doing slow mo Nicole Eggert is there they're like doing the slow-mo they're on the bathing suit and as soon as we got to the commercial it was an ad for pam and Tommy coming on Hulu was like okay that makes sense you know we got how I met your father Hillary Duff and then the ad played on Hulu and now we're getting Baywatch date Pam and Tommy on Hulu all owned by Disney it can never just be a date to be a date nope it's got to be connected to some sort of ad yeah exactly and of course Cheney and Elizabeth it's all about fucking money yeah of course

She and Elizabeth are both on this date. They're rubbing sunscreen all over each other. Putting it on Clint's nipples. Yeah, Sheenae's putting it on their nipples. They're practicing CPR. And then they're doing slow-mo challenges where Sheney's, obviously, she does hers and then leaps into Clayton's arm and makes out with him for a long time. A very long time. I don't know if they cut it that way or if they really made out for two minutes.

I feel like it's a mix of both. Maybe. I think Clayton's going to fuck Chenet. I honestly, I agree. I agree.

I agree. Yeah. I think like in like two weeks. I think Clayton's going to fuck Chenet. Like I think she's going to come to his room. Yes. And he's going to do it

because he's a boy. And she's an attractive blonde who's putting it all out there. And he's not seeing how she's acting to the other girls. And she's really laying it on thick. And he's going to have a moment of weakness. and he's going to fuck her and all hell is going to break loose.

Right. And that's when he goes to church. And here's... Here's why I agree with you. This whole time we've been seeing previews where he says, I was intimate with both of you. There is a, I would say,

a 0% chance that that that happens at the time that they want us to think that it happens. Right. That has to happen like in the next couple weeks. You're saying like you think that happens before fantasy suites. Absolutely. Yeah.

And that like throws everything into a tizzy. I believe that. And I bet one of them is Cheney. And the other is Sarah. Oh, interesting. Interesting. Interesting choice. Oh, whatever.

I'm just throwing out there. No reason to say Sarah. I'm just throwing names. I'm going to throw names out there. But I think he's going to fuck Cheney. And I want him to. Yeah. Because not that I really want him to, like I'd prefer if he didn't actually because

I find her quite annoying. But for show's sake, how crazy will it be if he fuck Cheney before Fantasy Swedes and everyone finds out. Right. Because if what we're saying is true and I believe that it is, then he sleeps with two people before fantasy sweets. So that means he fucks like five people on the show. I don't know if this, yeah, I don't know if it's true.

Unless those two people make it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, something's up with that preview. And that makes me believe what you're saying about, Sheney or whoever. Exactly. Like the preview, there has to be some kind of twist.

Anyway, Sheney puts all this effort in as she claims, but it's actually Gabby who, you know, won the challenge of the day. And Gabby's laughing. she's joking with herself. I think like everybody can just relate to that a little bit more. Like she seems like someone who can actually have fun and laugh at herself and make jokes. And so she gets like whatever, I don't know, whatever prize you want to master Baywatch lifeguard. I don't know what exactly that title was.

And then during the night portion, cocktail portion of the date, everybody is feeling great. and that is when well first Rachel sat down with him and was like looking for some validation which was an interesting move like she was like all the other girls feel so validated and I don't like it was a it was interesting why do I not recall that?

Oh you don't remember that? She was like oh like have you been quite hard to get yeah she was like how come all the other girls are feeling validated or like getting validation from you which is when he like was like no we got a great connection and of course that works. He has his shirt off again with Gabby because his sunburned.

He got sunburn. That's right. Tough sunburn. A weird looking sunburn too. Tank top sunburn. Tank top sunburn, yeah. Guy thinks he's tougher than the sun. Did it again.

Did it again. Bung. Fist pump. Yeah. Camus Franny. Please don't. Barstool deep cut. That's four 24 hours.

Yeah. You were going crazy. I'm on a fist pump. counter between me and friend now. That's four and 24 hours. Yep. Okay. And has a giant bottle of aloe, which she rubs all over him because, yeah, she, he is very

burnt. I like that. I think that's cute. That's goofy. That's like a way to, you know, laugh about it. There's nothing worse than the sunburn. There are a few things that are worse than that. You ever get a sunburn that actually causes you physical pain?

And I'm not saying like, out, out. Like your bones hurt, like your muscles hurt. Yeah. So that's happened to me. Like, one time I got a really bad. sunburn and I was like why is my back ache and my arms ache like I can't lift my arm and I asked my aunt I was like can a sunburn make you feel physically sore and she was like absolutely yeah like it sounds crazy anything that makes you come back to haunt you down down the line in your life

for sure and anything worse anything it makes sleeping and showering that much worse you're just like I can't escape this and that's I really it's the worst so cheney sits down with clayton and says still having problems with Elizabeth. She's still on my back. She's a bully. She's a liar. She's toxic. All of these things. And it turns into a total. He said. She said, she said, really. It's the she said she said. Because Chenet is telling Clayton Elizabeth is this big bad bully. And Elizabeth gets to talk to him. And he's like, what's going on? And she's like, I don't know what the fuck she's talking about. I'm only nice to her.

She gets upset. She starts crying. And the whole thing is crazy. Like sometimes I just, these are the types of people that I don't understand. I'm like, you, you're either going on this show with the plan to come off looking like a giant asshole. Or you just are a giant asshole, I guess, is really where you're at, right? Like, because she's in her interview. You know, you're in your interview.

You know this is recorded. You know you're on camera. You know you're talking about it. And she's talking about that. And she's like, oh, my God, he believed. me, I have him. She was like, I was good. Like, holy crap, I was good.

She said, I didn't need to cry, but I cried. Like, and then she did this fuck Elizabeth dance. Like, she had fingers up. It was like, it was wild. Right, because I would imagine Chenet has watched this show. She knows how to play the game a little bit. But she's also seen the people who then leave the show or off the show. You aren't, she's now just Chenet who was like the villain on the show to everyone on social

media and everywhere. So it really is like, it's quite a choice to make than to become that person. Sheenay became the villain when she shenay-nate. Yeah. And that's true. But this is like a cut, that's true. Yeah. This is like such a decision to pretend to be upset and to try to get this other girl in trouble with Clayton is like. To just double down like multiple group dates to be like, hey, me again. Let's talk about Elizabeth. Like just on a mission to get Elizabeth sent home, it feels like. And Clayton really wants nothing to do with it. He says to Elizabeth like, can you guys figure this out?

Like, can you just like talk it out? Hash things out is what he said. Like he just like maybe get past this because you both are telling me two different things and I don't know what to believe. And poor Elizabeth feels like she's going crazy. She does. Because every time she sits down with Clayton,

he's like, hey, I've been hearing this thing from Shannay. And she's like, I can't even sit down and have a regular conversation with you because you are just always asking me questions about this situation where... You don't know anything about me. Right. She's like, I've done nothing wrong.

I just don't know why we keep talking about this. And let's not forget Lindsay. Oh, poor Lindsay. Who goes to the group and says, do you guys think I'm bullying Chenet? And she was so thrown off. And like Clayton is like, I think yelling at all these people

being like, stop bullying Sheney. But he doesn't know the right side of story. I mean, that's crazy that we also did not see. Like they did not show us the part where Sheney also must have brought up Lindsay's name because she comes back and she's like, does anyone think I've bullied Chenet here.

And then she said, that's what our conversation was about. She's like, that's what me and Clayton talked about. Right. They didn't even show Clayton bringing it up to Lindsay. She just came back to the group in tears. Yeah, I felt really bad for Lindsay. Yeah. And everybody comes back to the group.

They're trying to get Chenet to confess to anything. She's not. And Elizabeth was just like, why am I going to be your friend or talk to you? Like, if you're just going to continue to do this stuff with me. and just like she's like just you know be concerned with yourself and leave me out of it it's just going on too much thankfully shenay didn't get a rose or anything like that we didn't have to worry about a cassidy situation the group that group date rose went to gabby who i felt very well deserved yeah i like gabby yeah um yes and so clayton the episode ends with clayton sitting down and being like you know i'm really frustrated with what's going on right now and we'll address it prior to the Rose ceremony,

which we have not seen yet. That'll be on next week. It'll be interesting to see if Clayton takes the right side here going forward. Yeah. You know. He was tweeting last night. Like he was tweeting watching the episode being like, damn.

I really didn't know like what was going on. I think he said something about like I feel like I'm watching two different movies. Yeah, I'm going to find it. He said, oh, boy, what I was being told then and what I'm seeing now is like watching two different movies. And then he also retweeted an account that said the quote of when Chenet was like, oh, my God, he believed me. I've got him. I was good. And the account wrote, is Sheney admitting to all about Shonation that she's lying and playing Clayton?

And Clayton retweeted that and wrote, oof with the eye emojis. Yeah. And to answer your question, Rhea, I would say that I don't know because. Clayton seems to like making out with Chenet quite a bit. And I understand that. She's a good-looking woman, throwing herself at him. Oh, well, I can answer my own question. There's no way. He obviously keeps Chenet because he's going to fuck her.

Yeah, that's your theory. Yeah. So I actually, I'm going to say by that one. I wonder, yeah. And I will say, like, she was. Yeah, it's a little crass. It's a little vulgar. It's a little crass. It is.

And I apologize. Okay, no problem. He's going to bang her. Yeah. Nice. She's very much like in the preview for next week too. Right. You know, it's like if we're going right into a rose ceremony like to start the episode,

I feel like she's sticking around because they're all still talking about Chenay. So we probably still have a little bit more time with her. And like Ria said, there's a there, you know. Could be more than that. Fornication will happen. It could be more than that. And more shrimp. And it does seem like.

There was more shrimp in the preview. It does seem like. Shrimpgate is going to continue. Another opportunity for us. That's true. To get no more shrimp. You guys won't get me any shrimp. Oh, why?

Maybe we'll get you a whole platter. Never say never. We're not promising anything. Honestly, maybe. Even meaner that you're like, oh, we could get you this. And then next week, it'll just happen again. Never say never. A.

We can be better. I don't trust. Really. Any more. Actually, recap.