Chicks in the Office - Bachelor Week 6 Recap

Episode Date: February 16, 2022

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Hey, Chicks in the Office listeners. You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. What's up, everyone? It's Chicks in the Office with Rianne, Fran, giving you that Friday energy on a Wednesday. We are back with another Bachelor recap. Fran is moving her shoulders. Getting loose and salty, getting loose, goosey.

We got showtime with us. It's Showtime. Boring episode. Boring episode. By far the most boring episode of the season, I'd say, so far. the episode aired last night, we had maybe a five-minute conversation about what Teddy and Clayton did on their date, and we could not figure it out. Couldn't think of it. Couldn't think of it. They really didn't do anything. They walked around. There's just all the,

all the dates. Weird. All the dates. Editing in this episode. Weird. All season. All season. Oh, but this one jumped around so much towards the end where it really was very confusing. Like it just, I don't know, it didn't make any sense. We'll talk about it. All the moments. We got, we got some

shit to talk about. We talked about it on cutting stems. We'll talk about it here. We've got some shit to talk about. I said I was angry during cutting stems then. I was like, I don't know if I could redo this anger. I don't think it has to be an angry conversation. Now I feel like it doesn't.

We're all in a good mood today. We don't need to bring anger back into our lives. It's just, we're just going to talk about. You guys sound like my family. We're going to talk about just like what happened. Yeah, we're just going to share a tale. You know what? This is healthier.

Yeah, it is. But I appreciated your energy last night. Thank you. I just don't have the energy to do it again. That's okay. But you know I have your back. Fuck it, I'm getting robbed of them. Also got new hoodies, new hoodies.

New hoodies. Yeah, new hoodies. Noah's wearing it. Yeah. Actually, this is a really cool one. It is a really cool. They are very cool. It looks like a hoodie that. I don't think Noah's like, when do you ever really wear the merch?

Not often. Not often. He wore the tie-dye one for a while. He did wear the tie-dye for a while. That's true. Everyone wore the tie-dye one. Because I wore. But now I'm saying like he hasn't worn, for him to unprovoked, put that on himself.

You know he thinks. Feels nice. It's embroidered. It looks like a rapper sweatshirt. Yeah. It could be anything. Like Drake could be anything. Drake could wear that.

Drake could do like during a certified lover boy like rollout. We should send them to Drake. We should probably send those to Drake. We should send them to Drake. Oh fuck. We forgot to send them to Drake. Oh, guys. Our closest guy, Drake.

I know. We sent everything to Drake. And we had the same Instagram caption. We said this California love. Yeah. We're all the same page. Never been done. Never been done. Totally original.

Let's talk about this episode. shall we? We should talk about this episode but I do want to mention... Store.com, by the way. Link in description. Yeah. I do want to talk about

how during this episode of The Bachelor because this is a pop culture podcast it feels wrong to go days without mentioning this that during this episode Kanye was still posting a bunch of things on his Instagram

like it just has not died down and we were joking until right now. Until what do you mean until right now? He's talking in lowercase letters. Oh, right, right. He's lowering. It was out of 10.

He's taking it down to a 6. Yeah. He's listening. He understands. Posted the text from Kim. Probably a bad idea. Right. It freaked me out when he was like, you're my favorite person.

Why wouldn't I post this? I was like, this is getting creepy. But we were joking yesterday during the Bachelor because Kanye just keeps reposting random ass meme pages, random Instagrams, random media outlets. Whoever is on his side, no matter what. Whoever is on his side. And we were like, fuck it. to get followers, do we just go to Kanye's side?

And we had a nice time joking around about that. He's been sharing a lot of Perez Hilton. Yeah, he's sharing Perez Hilton. And he's like, he's like, nice to see this title without a spin. Yeah. It was just a blatant head sign. And he just start posting just like, Kanye delivers flowers to Kim's house. Yeah.

Nice. Yeah. If you just become like state run media for Kanye West, you're like, this guy's is doing it right. I don't know what to tell you. He sent a truck of flowers. He used K's and set of C's. And just leave it at that. he probably re-shared. That's exactly what I did.

He's like, wow, nice to see this without a spin. So while The Batsar is still on, that's still the most entertaining thing going on on social media. That is really, we did. We're talking about that a lot. Quite boring. Quite boring with a little mix of sass and fire. Yeah. From us.

From us. Yeah, not even trying. The weeks now, two, three weeks, they've been hyping up this situation with Chen. It feels like we've been waiting for this 2-1-1 for a while. We got left on that massive cliffhanger last week where we got to see five. five minutes of it. And then we really just saw five minutes of the actual date. There was no like activity. They were just sitting on a park bench chatting and then they each got their moment to talk to, uh, to talk to him. And you know, Genevieve was talking about how this is,

this has been tough for her. This week's been really hard. She's getting emotional. Just like the stress of being chosen for a two on one was a lot. And then Cheney sits down with Clayton. and says, you know, starts talking badly about Genevieve like she's done every time she's been alone with Clayton talking about the other girls saying, you know, you can't trust Genevieve. She's two-faced. She gives off an actress vibes. She said like, she was like, oh, last night she was packing her bags. It seemed like she wanted to leave.

And she was like, did she tell you that? She was like, no. She's like, mm-hmm. She did that. And by all accounts, Genevieve is like the nicest, sweetest, like. She seems harmless as hell. Harmless as hell and Sheney is just throwing

all these accusations at her. It was classic Sheney. Yeah. Yeah. Just like the actress thing I think she just pulled out of nowhere. She did pull that out of nowhere. I think it's because Sheney's an actress.

So. Projecting. Or not even an actress. Like, I don't think she's a hired actress to go on the show and stir things up. I think that she should probably get into the field because she's really good at making people believe things that they should. Yeah, like maybe she wanted the attention, the followers.

Like because she's done this time and time again. where her confessionals, she's just admitting to faking it. Like they cut to her talking to the producers and she's just like, you see those tears? I cried again. Go Chenet. I'm winning. Yeah.

Just totally knowing that she's completely faking it and telling the world that she's faking it. Yeah, I'm very curious what her end game is. Like now she's off the show. Right. Like what does she say at the women to all? Like, yeah, no, I did. I said all those things.

I fake cried. Like her only angle can be like it was all just a game to me. Like it was all for the show. It was all for cliques. Which it had to be. Yeah. I don't know how it's going to work out. It had to be.

Yeah. Clayton sits back down with both of them back on the park bench and he's got the rose in his hand and just out of the blue he says, turns to Genevieve and says, I just like, I just got to say something. Are you an actress and are you lying to me? she was like, what? So taken aback. Like, uh, like, what?

She really, she didn't even answer right away. She said, I am in shock by that question. Yeah. She's like, I obviously was not. That question really shocked me. She, of course, says that that is, uh, not what's, you know, not the case. Sheenae is like, she said, to be transparent, I did tell Clay and I overheard you yesterday.

I thought you were going home. Um, Genevieve, like, really tries to not. freak out. Because we've seen Genevieve yell at Chenay. We know she has in her. She could have lost it. She kept it cool.

Which I gave her a lot of credit for. Clayton gets up. He's got the rose. He's like, oh, I'll just trot the whole thing. You can't make a decision. Comes back, sits back down. Says,

Sheney, I just can't give you this rose. Because you just keep on talking shit. Talking mad shit about everyone. And Clayton finally. Finally, week six. Finally. He figured it out. He's sending Sheney home.

A lot of us didn't think he would ever come to that realization. Yeah. Because it seemed that way that he was just going to keep believing her, keep making out with her, keep giving her roses. And now she was going to make it to like the final three. Somehow, some way he came to his senses and he gave that rose to Genevieve. I have a question. You know how he like dragged it out and you thought maybe he was going to give the rose to Shenei? Yeah.

Is he told by a producer make, like drag it out to the last second? Like, phrase it in a way that. going to make everyone surprised. Like, because for a second, when he was talking, you thought he was going to give it to Chenet. Right. Like, you showed me the truth. And it's like,

yeah, I don't know if he's, like, I don't think a producer is saying, like, say it exactly like this, but I'm sure Clayton knows in his own mind. Like, or maybe he wanted to do that to Chenet.

Yeah. I would have wanted to do that to Chenay. I wonder. That's a good question. I think they might, I would. It seems so, like,

intentional. The misdirection doesn't seem. seemed like something Clayton would do fully on his own to be like, you showed me the truth. Because when he says, you showed me the truth, they cut it in a way. They cut the whole episode leading up to that point to be like Chenet showed him the truth about Genevieve. Right. So to say that, like, you feel misdirected when he gives the rose to Genevieve.

Yeah. So maybe they, maybe he just said it and it worked out that way. It could have been an edit, but who knows? But it was like a misdirection. We also never saw the conversation between Clayton and Genevieve that led him to make that decision. Yeah. True.

So I feel like a lot got cut out there. Yeah, I think so too. It's not the only thing that got cut. No, we saw, we're seeing a lot of stuff. You knew what I was going with that. The,

the, the, Chenet, so Chenet's going. Bullshit. Yeah, yeah. Sheenay's leaving. We're going to get that. We're right here. We're on the cusp.

I know. I'm gearing myself up. Sheney's leaving. I wish someone was rubbing my shoulders in the background right now. The girls, the girls are all cheering. Serene started crying.

Bursing in a tears. Gabby was double-fisting champagne, just drinking, pouring two bottles of champagne into her mouth at one time. Really funny. Love that. They're all so excited because her suitcase was taken out of the room by some anonymous lady. I'm loving that we're calling it a suitcase

because it almost feels disrespectful to call it a luggage. This suitcase. The suitcase lady. Yep. Waltz. Suitcase snatcher. Yeah, the suitcase snatcher. She's like Leo and catch me if you can.

Walked in. Hit a pose that nobody asked for, by the way. Nobody asked for her to do that pose. Yeah. Rolled that suitcase out of the room. And we were quite literally disgusted. Shots in a pulse. Every single fiber of our being was absolutely repulsed.

by this pull. It was. It was devastating. Yeah. It was heartbreaking. Yeah. It was shocking. Yeah.

We see Cheney's luggage get taken away. You know, it was this suitcase person. Like I said. Now Trent has a tale to tell, which he will tell right after this. So obviously last night was Valentine's Day. While we were watching The Bachelor, we were all excited to do cutting stems, mainly because we thought we were going to get chocolate coverage strawberries to treat ourselves with

on Valentine's Day. Everybody should eat chocolate coverage strawberries. Everybody. So we thought, hey, we're going to get chocolate coverage strawberries. No, no, no. Edible arrangements is so good that somebody in this office robbed us of our taco coverage strawberries. I mean, rightfully so. I get it. I understand. If I see edible arrangements, I'm probably taking them too.

But, you know. You're kind of crazy. You could have went. Someone actually just took it. No, somebody really just took it. But they could have just went to edible.com and ordered their own, which you guys can to get your chocolate coverings. strawberries. They're good for any occasions. We know Valentine's date just passed, but birthdays anniversaries. Great for birthdays. They're great for birthdays. They're great for anything.

Honestly, people... A romantic time. Special date night. Why not just send edible arrangements for no reason at all? You will certainly impress your lady. You will. You send them for no good reason. No good reason at all. Just because you love her. Because chocolate-carbary stays that good. They are that good. Or chock-carved fruit

in general. I just combined them. Chalk-carved fruit in general, it's not just... Child coverage, strawberries. They have all different kinds of fruits, pineapples, whatever you're into, okay? I'm not here to judge what kind of fruit you like, but my personal favorite is obviously the classic.

So go to edible.com, make sure you find yourself some edible arrangements and send them to somebody special in your life. Now, I'm just going to give the floor to you now, Trent, to explain because we did not know, as chicks in the office, as your fellow chicks in the officers, that you, that the opportunity to, who Paul Chenet's luggage was on the table.

Now, of course, you did not know it was Chenay. None of us knew it was Chen. This is the part that gets me fucking furious. None of us knew. I knew we were going to be angry, but my, my, my fists are clenching. And this, and this is what happened. All right, so what happened? And Robert Mills tweeted last night, something to the effect of, unfortunately, Trent

was busy and could not make it to Toronto to do this. And then. Ria fought back. Okay. So yes. They did ask me at one point to come to Toronto. to pull the luggage. They didn't tell me what it was.

They don't give you a whole list of things of like, this is what's going on in the season. That's why this is going to be such a big deal. They just ask you, can you get here or are you willing to come here? And I told them no. And there's a reason for that. And the reason for that, we have to start back at the beginning, which started a couple months ago.

So a couple months ago, a bachelor producer reached out to me and said, hey, do you want to do the luggage pull thing again? And I said, absolutely. I love doing it. It's my favorite thing. I would be more than happy to do this. And he said, great. Let's set up a call.

We'll talk about it. Talk about where you're going. We'll work out all the details. So we did that. We did the phone call. I agreed to it. They gave me the location. The location they gave me was not Toronto.

It's a place later in the season. Okay? I'm not going to say it. But it's a place later in the season. So I agreed to that. We booked the travel. We got all the dates. We got the hotel.

All that. So I was ready to do the season. that. That was all set up. And then about a week or two before I went to this mystery location, the bachelor producer hit me up again and said, hey, there is something going on in Toronto. Yeah. Can you come here to the luggage pole? If not, we still got this mystery location booked. You can come do that. That's fine. So I said no to Toronto. And the reason was what was going on at that time was the Chicks in the Office live show run. We had done Boston where I was the scheduled surprised guest to come out, which was great,

had a lot of fun. And then the second week was Philadelphia, which you guys had Rohn and Lil Sass, son of a boy dad podcast scheduled to be there. And Rone had convinced me to crash the show as a surprise guest that you guys did not know about, which I agreed to do. And I did that.

It went really well. The show was really fun. And during that show and afterwards, we had a conversation about like, all right, I've now set the precedent. that I'm showing up to these shows. I double down on that. Which is complete.

Trent, you got to show up now. That's the most fair thing in the world. Yep. You had done two shows and I showed up to two of them. So now the expectation is that I'm going to be at the next show. In between the end of the Philadelphia show and the Nashville show, which was the third stop, I get the text about Toronto. They say, will you come to Toronto? And I say, no, because I'm on this Chicks in the Office live tour, live show tour, and I'm going to be in Nashville.

so the dates just aren't going to work for me. And I already had this mystery location booked and ready to go. And they were like, yeah, if you can't make it to Toronto, go to that location and we'll be able to do things there. It'll be no problem. And that's why you're going to always miss the Chicago show because that's when your mystery location was. That's right. So we had that all baked in. So I was like, I'm not going to miss the Nashville show.

We've got momentum with this Chicks in the Office live show. I'm going to go to that. I'm going to skip out on Toronto. Again, I didn't know the situation. They don't tell you, but I was just like, I'm going to go to this mystery location. I'm going to skip out on Toronto. And then as I'm watching. Did not tell us.

That's true as well. Very important clarification. In the moment, we did not know that Toronto was offered to you. That's true. You told us that while we were watching this episode. Last night. Yes. I really thought in my mind, like, I know what you guys probably would have said about the Toronto thing.

You probably would have told me to go. I think I would have said go. But here's the thing. You already had the other trip books. So I think I probably would have been like, go if you want to. But also you got the other one booked already. So go to that one. I quite honestly think I might have told you to go to both.

Nobody knew what this was going to be. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. We can't even really say what we were going to say because we didn't, we don't know. So and so big part of the reason we didn't know it was Chenet's luggage. We would have been like, yeah, go. Because now we know too much. Yeah.

So a big part of the reason I didn't offer it up was because like, I want to go to these live shows. I think that that feels like the right thing to do in this moment. So I did that. And I didn't go to Toronto. But what I did do is I did go to the mystery location. I flew. And it took you a while.

A long way. I went in. I flew. No Wi-Fi. There was no Wi-Fi on the flight. It was a long flight. And for a guy who's as paranoid as I am about things that are going on in the internet, things that are going on in the bar store world,

eight hours without my phone was a lot. but I went to the mystery location. Can you say that it's very, it's like not in this country. It's far away. It's far. It's far. I mean, we see where they are now. She just said eight hours.

So yeah. Well, yeah, yeah. Let's just say we see where they are now. And it's like, you know, they're traveling all over the place. Yep. So. International. We know that.

You can say Europe. Yeah, it's over there. So I, no one wants to give it away so badly. No, no, I know. I'm just saying. That's a second. I know, I know. So.

I just want you, know I've had your backthouts. No, you got this is, and I'm just letting you tell the story. Yeah, and I really appreciate it. And it's not like a, it's not a huge deal, honestly. But we're now getting, so now in this part of the story, and this is where people are probably wondering, like, why are we talking about this? Like, and we're going to get to the point now.

It explains why we're frustrated. Right. Okay. So I fly to this location. And that night, when I get there, I have dinner with the producers. And they say to me, they say, say, hey, there's a chance that a luggage pole is not happening where we are right now. And I'm thinking, I'm fucked.

Yeah. I'm thinking I just flew all this way. I told, like I ran the idea by Dave, just I always do, just to like get approval. So he doesn't like, I don't go somewhere and he's like, what's happening? So I told him about everything that I was doing. So now I'm in this location. I'm having dinner with the producers. And they're saying there might not be a poll.

So I'm thinking, I'm screwed. I came all the way here. I don't know. I don't know what we're going to do. So we come up with a plan, me and the producers. We say, I'm not going to do a luggage pole. I am going to be an Easter egg in the episode where I'm going to be in the background of these dates. So like, you know, they'll be walking down the street somewhere and then I'll.

Which is honestly very funny. It is. It is. I agree. So I agreed to. We all agreed. When we came with that idea, we're like, oh, that's funny. But there's also the part where it's like, I want to go and I want to do

the luggage thing. Yeah, of course. Like that's a big, you want to go, you want to do your thing. I think that's the funniest thing. That's the most fun. That's the most fun we've had with it.

So we shot one of the Easter eggs. And then a situation arises where I can pull luggage, which is just huge because I'm like, all right, now we're going to be able to do the thing. And that makes this trip more worth it than just doing the Easter eggs. Although I agree the Easter eggs, that was a very funny idea.

So the situation comes up. I do the thing. I do the thing. I'm very excited about it. You did the damn thing. Right. And that's, I mean, that's, that makes it all worth it. It always does.

Like, because then I'm like, oh, this is going to be so great. We're going to talk about it again. We're going to do, like, the whole Twitter thing's going to go crazy. And then fast forward to yesterday. Monday. It comes to my attention that they are cutting the thing that I did. Yeah. They're not cutting the Easter egg part.

Yeah. But the actually. luggage pulling situation, they are not putting that in the episode. Yeah. So. So for us, now hindsight, it's frustrating because we just saw what would have been the perfect luggage pull of Chenet's luggage. Yeah.

Which could have been you but wasn't you. But you still got to do it for someone else. But now we're not going to see it. That's right. So it's just, it's just. Well, and the only thing. just like gosh darn it's. My only concern with the whole thing, honestly, is like,

people are going to see me in the episode. Yeah, yeah. And it's going to be like a smaller, like back, I'm going to be in the background of something. And then they're probably going to. It's kind of fun though, because look, now everyone knows they'll be like, it's be like, where's Waldo? That's true.

They're going to watch the episode on Monday and everyone's going to be like, all right, everyone, eyes peeled. Right. No commercial bakes, no pee breaks. Which is why I actually like that we decided to talk about it now. Yeah. Now, the other thing that could be happening, is that I shouldn't be talking about this

and that I'm now probably going to be banned from the show or they're never going to have me back on which honestly at this point I'm okay with that yeah like the first one was so good in Peru and like it just everything worked and Twitter was so fun that night

and it was just great and now it's become this big thing which I love like being the luggage guy is just it's so preposterous that I've just been tweeting about something for five years and now it's become like we just made it into reality. But now it's like, all right,

I'm going on these long trips to do it and then maybe it's going to get cut, which I understand that's TV, that happens. But it's just like,

that was, it was a lot to travel for it to them be cut. And now I'm going to be in the episode, but I'm not going to do the thing that people are going to expect.

So it's kind of, it's a bit of a hassle. So again. A little bit of a letdown. You really just love being the lugged guy. I do love it. I appreciate that about you.

And it's also like, it's been fun, but I also really just love the show in tweeting about it. And it's really just turned into this whole thing. And that's been a lot of fun too. But, you know, if it doesn't work out anymore because I'm talking about it and they're

going to be mad at me about it, that's fine too. But I really, I'm glad we're talking about it now because now people like you said, Fran, people can look for it next week, but that's going to be it. Right. And I feel like we did have to give an explanation after Mills had tweeted like we reached out, we wanted you to do it in Toronto. Like it's like, whoa, are we just going to? Whoa, whoa.

Are we just going to act like you just said no for no reason? Right. That's true. I actually had thought about that way. You said no because you already had a luggage planned. Correct. Yes. And he did tweet earlier in the season being like we had like, like alluding to Trent coming and pulling luggage on the show.

He tweeted night one alluding that you were making your comeback to this show. Yeah. That's right. That was before they decided to cut. And I'm like it's not even it's not, I'm not mad about it. I just, I think an explanation like you're saying. felt necessary because there was just a lot of things going on. Now, I've also been told that they might send me the scene that got cut.

Yeah, they're not going to do that. That we can put out on our socials. Now, that conversation happened before I've been publicly talking about it for two days. Yeah. So I might not get that footage. No, it would be crazy if they didn't. I think they might apologize to you. I don't think they'll do that.

It would be crazy. I really don't. I, for the sake of like the, the public promo and discussion that they get when you do this, it doesn't like, it makes sense, so much sense for them to feel like if they can't fit it into the episode that, you know, is seen by millions and millions of people, then at least give you your part, which will also be seen by a shit ton of people. That's true. Yeah. Because then people will watch your delete scene.

across the entire board. More people will watch your deleted scene than watch the episode. That should be the end credit thing. And I would actually put money on that. Yeah, that would be a good idea, no. If we get it... Overall over the board,

more people will watch that deleted scene and then tune into that episode next week. People watch a lot of... A lot of people watch that show. A lot of people watch that show, but you can get easily a million views on that lunch poll. A lot of people watch that show. A lot of people watch that show, but...

If we get it, we'll put it out. We definitely will. An end credit scene would have been so good. I'm thinking like even if what they're saying, you know, oh, you pull the luggage, it doesn't work now with the episode, whatever, if the credits ran and it was just like you putting like a luggage in the back of a car. Yeah. And then like getting into the front seat of the car and driving away would have been very funny. It would have been very, very funny. You know what I think we could bank in now, lock in?

Me and you are never hosting a date. Oh, I don't know about that. No, I really don't. I don't think that affects. I keep saying that just so that they like do it. Every opportunity I can to say that we're not doing it. No, no. I have a we got to say positive on that one.

You would host a date and then they'll probably cut it. I'm weird. Yeah, it could get cut, but we could still do it. They fly to Australia and hold it. No, not even that. We would on a host our own date. It could still happen. I think that could definitely still happen.

It could still happen. That one, you never know. It's very possible. But that is the tale of the luggage guys. Yeah. Tale of the luggage guy for Clayton's. Yeah. Will this be the end.

Who knows? Who knows? Stay tuned. We'll never know. The tale continues. Yeah. Shout out to Robert Mills. I have such a good relationship with Robert Mills.

We fucking love him. I love that guy. I love him too. Tom Brady, like, toward the end of his run with the Patriots, like, just clashing. I love him too. Right. And he's just, you have respect for the franchise. For sure.

You and the head coach, just, I don't know what happened. He didn't, like, he gave me that opportunity the first time and it was just so hilarious and fun. So all in all, it's been a fantastic experience. Absolutely. But that's why you saw that lady pulling luggage in Toronto. I came up with a good idea while we were in L.A. While we're on topic of luggage.

Okay. And really upset. We couldn't execute it because it happened five minutes before we were walking into our show. Yeah, we thought about the idea in the car. So Fran lost her luggage, right? She never got it. And I was like, imagine we tell the tale of the luggage and Trent walks on stage with your luggage. Yeah.

Like, we were going to say. there like we would plan it to make it seem like I never got like she never got a luggage literally five minutes before when at when turn was in New York no no yeah it was just like it was an idea we threw out there this would have been such a good idea but we were on stage and rio was like oh my god Fran like so sorry you know you lost your luggage have you been doing and for me to be like oh it's been so hard I have no clothes and then like no it just like drops the lights and like you come rolling down the aisle with my suitcase you know what we should be done the day before when you knew that, we should have told Trent

fly out. Like he flies out, then right before the show would be like, Trent, you're not going to be part of the show. Classic. When my luggage never got put on that flight, I should have texted Trimman like, Trent, I need you on a 6 a.m. flight from JFK to get on the exact plane that my luggage was on. Okay.

I'm just sitting there. Would you have done it if we were like, Fran forgot her luggage? This is such a good fucking storyline. Absolutely. You would have done it? Of course. Fuck!

shit it was such a good idea it was such a good idea I thought about it in the Uber I told the idea on stage I was like we came up this whole idea and then people started taking out of the phones

Oh girls like took their phones and they're like no guys he's really not coming out of here Put the phones away Face on me I'm just on my couch What? They're scrambling I was like

Yeah Don't worry Don't worry guys He's really not here We no joke thought about this idea Five minutes Damn so we could But how funny

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feeling good Mara's wearing quite literally maybe the worst dress that anyone's wore on this shirt. You guys were up in arms about the dress I don't remember the dress. It was blue somebody's got to show me a picture of it I'm not gonna do it I don't I felt like I was having heart attack throughout the episode

remember you did your chest was really tight we were worried about you I don't I don't think I'm going to be able to find it I can't do that right now All right, well, I'll just trust that. I'll just trust that it was disgusting. Trust that it was like, it was very like prom, Jersey prom 2011. You can picture that. Yeah, I guess.

It was bedazzled. It had a mesh cut out. Yeah. Speaking of Jersey, I got my nails done. And, um, and well. You got some jersey nails right now for sure. I'm annoyed, though. Like, what is, like, oh, they're just plain white and they're square shaped.

It's like, so many people have square shaped nails. A square shaped nails, like frowned upon. I think square shape, no, it's just, it's just, I don't know, I don't know. People just have a stigma against square shape nails and I think that there's like a, I usually go on. A connotation for square shape nails. And they're not like super long or anything. They're just like very simple nails. And I, I can't catch a fucking break with my nails.

I got my nails done. It's coming from a very real place. No, it is because I put up on my, and listen, I usually do get almond shape, but the guy doing my nails was like, I like square better and I really didn't want to fight with him. I don't really give a fuck that much. I was like, yeah, that's crazy. Cool. He said, no, no, you're getting what I want. Yeah.

You know, he was just like, I like square better. And I was like, fuck it. Do square. Then I also takes quicker. So let's just do square. Sometimes I feel that way when I'm sitting in the barber chair. I mean, they don't have to make me decisions with this. But in the past, when they like make a decision, I'm just like, like, like, I'm

like, I want it shorter, but I'm not going to say it. Yeah. You're just like, all right, I'll take it. Like, I'm not that. Whatever. Sure. You like, cool. Let's just do it then.

and I put on my story I was like I got my nails on finally and everyone's like they're still disgusting how dare you get square shaped nails shut the fuck up shut the fuck up let me see your dirty ass nails I bet you got dirt in them I bet you don't clean your nails

I bet you don't even wash your hands you fucking freaks I just can't Go off Big Ria People are so annoying about nails They really are I've realized that in the last In the last couple of weeks

It's just like Leave my nails alone My nails are gross Just leave my nails alone Leave Ria's nails Alone I was looking at all like celebrity nails I've been looking at everybody's nails on Instagram now being like,

there's a square shaped, there's a square shape, there's a square shape, they're not from Jersey, I'm also from Long Island, I'm not even from Jersey, yeah, they're Long Island too. You know who I think does have square-shaped nails? Who? Mara. Yes, she does. And you know what? That's completely fine.

Like, I am so sick of everyone having an opinion about nails. Leave me alone. I got them done. You do whatever the fuck you want. They look a lot better than what they were. And even still when they were grown out, I like them. So that's that. Anyways. Sorry. People are pissing me off lately. Shut the fuck up about my nails.

Power of the pen. It's just, it's crazy. These people's opinions. Can't even look at that pen with your nails all over. It's like, shut up already. People are super annoying sometimes. They really are. And it's something little like that that gets you, you know? It's not like the, really, you're so ugly. You're so gross. I'm like, okay, I'm used to hearing that. It's like the little things that will get you. Like when I sat at it and like crab rangoons and people lost their shit. I don't fucking like them. Leave me alone. Same thing with my nails. I'm not. No, I know you like them.

But, Trump's like, yeah, that one. Those are actually messages coming to me. I was like in the comments. Come on out. It's a little annoying. It's just like, why do you care so much about my nails? Shut up. Why do you care so much?

Everybody has an opinion about stupid stuff. So annoying. Yeah. Anyways, Bachelor. Rose ceremony. The, um, the girls, like I said, the girls seem like they're all doing a lot better here. But two girls go home before they go. they go to the next location

that's Hunter and Marlena they're both sent home Mara got the last rose which I'll be honest I don't know what's going on like I was surprised I just it seemed like he has maybe it's because Mara just keeps talking

about how she hasn't had any time with him that I'm like she hasn't had any time with him because I feel like I've seen him talk so much more to Hunter or to Marlena that I'm like where did what happened here. We are at the point in the season where you start taking stock of who is he actually talked to. And Mara does not seem like she's high on that list.

Right. And all she does is complain about how she isn't getting time with him. So I don't know what's happening. But she does get that last rose. They're all pumped because Clayton announces they're going overseas. They're headed to Europe. They're going to Croatia. They're in Havar. Absolutely beautiful. You get tons of shots of the town and the water and the castles and everything. It's stunning. There's so many awesome, cool, beautiful places that I just don't know about. Just in the world.

In the world. Yeah. Like, I know about like Hawaii, you know, the Bahamas. Yeah. I would never think of Croatia like as beautiful as, as it was last night. Vienna. Stunning place. Austria.

Yeah, there's so many places. Switzerland, Germany. Like, there's just like little pockets. of everywhere. I just, I'm so, I'm so not, like, I don't know about those places. Have you, you know what? I was going to ask a question and now I realize I'm not going to ask it. Okay. That's all. Because the answer is yes. I was going to say, like, have you been to Europe and where have you gone? But the answer is yes. And now I'm not, I know you're, would rather not answer it. I plead the fifth. Has it been only that one, has it, has it been that time? Yeah. Okay.

Okay, that answer my question. All right, all the ladies are walking around of our. Teddy gets the first one-on-one date. Maybe one of the more, both these dates. I don't know what's going on. There was like no activity planned. They were just... Walk.

It was raining and they just walked around town. We completely forgot. Like, that was what was happening. You know, but in a place like they're at, that actually would be kind of nice. And I know that... It's a great actual real life date. Yes.

that's true. Not a TV show date. Right. We need action. We need an activity. We need something to keep us a little entertained. And then they're teasing that she's got something big to reveal, which honestly we all forgot about, I think. You know, Teddy, the dinner portion, she tells Clayton that she's a virgin.

Trent was like, like shocked. I was like, Trent, we already knew this. I audibly reacted. And Fran was like, we know that. I think we. I actually will say I reacted as well. And then my brain was like, oh, wait, we already knew this. Which I think is, is, it's good for this show.

Yeah. Because in the past, anybody was watching at home like early. Teddy? She got the first impression room. Oh, he really liked her early on. She got the first impression most. And then it feels like she's kind of been in the background a little bit. But the virgin thing.

Always is normally a massive thing. It's over and over and over again. So it was kind of nice to be surprised by something I already knew. Right. And it wasn't like, well, because she doesn't have this big, it's not like some big dramatic story. It's, you know, she explained that, you know, her mom had a kid very, young and it was something that her mom had really talked with her a lot and stilled in her. And so she wasn't having sex. It wasn't because like waiting for marriage or anything. As she's gotten

older, she made the decision that she's just going to wait till when she's really in love. And that is, you know, where she's at right now. And Clayton's like, all right, like, you know, thanks for sharing. That's, that's, that's nice. And they have their moment. They kiss. She gets a rose. I don't know. At first I felt like he was so drawn to Teddy. and I just wasn't, like the chemistry wasn't flying for me during that date like it is with Rachel, for example. Yeah. Yeah, it felt that way early on between the two of them. Even like Serene, I felt her one-on-one date was like more.

Yeah. It's a little bitonic. It does happen where early on in the season, a bachelor or a bachelorette will seem super into someone. Yeah. And then what they think is, oh, that's going to carry over for weeks and weeks and weeks. And then that actually hurts the relationship because they don't pay as much attention. And then when they finally reconnect, it doesn't feel the same. Yeah.

Yeah. That does feel like maybe that could be happening here. They get the group date card. Everyone is on it except for Sarah. So everyone's like, oh, Sarah's getting a second one-on-one. She just had one a couple weeks ago. It hasn't been that long. Mara, of course, very upset because she hasn't got a date yet.

One-on date. She's on another group date. So it's this whole big thing. Kelly made a great point on cutting stems where usually if you get that, like if you get two one-on-ones that close together, it's a bad sign. Right. It usually means they're trying to be respectful and they might send you home at the end of the date. Yeah, definitely.

Yeah. Luckily, well, yeah. It feels the opposite. Like he was just like, he's just giving Sarah another one-on-one to this. Right. It can go different ways, but usually it ends up that way. Yeah. I thought the same thing.

And even Sarah was like, oh, that's. It can't be me. Like, she was even surprised. So that seemed to be the situation. The girls are getting ready for a group date where they are, they're dressing up as knights. We meet Katrina. She's a Croatian knight. They're talking about Croatian women and they, you know, put in the armor.

And, of course, like, what do they do? They all suit up. They fight each other. Yep. Which they're, you know, pushing each other. Everyone's talking about Susie. like Susie's like I may look you know like I don't have that tough side

but I do she definitely does she I'm pretty sure if I remember correctly from her bio was like trained in Jiu Jitsu she'll beach up and so yeah so that's something that you know she did not have any issue going full force in that date

and they also ate disgusting things once again we're making contestants we're just this like fair factor bachelor edition we can't stop making these girls and guys e-crow shit. Yeah, we just did it on a shell season. Clayton was on that date. You're right, he was.

Pig liver. Fish heads. Cows' stomach. Baked brains. I just ate a cow eyeball on lowering the bar. Fish eyes. Not great. Sounds awful.

Bad consistency. You know what at all, you know what? Anytime anyone talks about eating eyeballs just to make you think of the same thing as me. No. Not the eyeball. When she's like Hannah Montana,

it needs the eyeball. It's a favorite part of the catfish with the sweater episode. No. No? I guess. It kind of rings a go, but not too much. The episode where Robbie Ray's mad at her and she puts on the old kitty sweater that he got her. No, I know the episode you're talking about, but not that specific part.

And she makes him the catfish and then like someone, I can't, it's crazy how vividly I remember this. And Lily, she's like, oh, what's this? Pops it into her mouth. And she's like, ooh, it's like, it's the eyeball. She's like, now I got to give Daddy the other one because there's only two eyeballs. No, I know what you're talking about it. But it did not hit me like that.

No, okay. Well, that's what I think of every time anybody. That's what I think of any time anybody says they're eating eyeballs. That's something you remember, like you said vividly. Like immediately I hear Myles Iris's voice in my head being like, Oh, the eyeballs is the best part. Serene takes this fucking fish head and squeezes it into her mouth. It's drooling down the side.

Oh, you don't have to show me that. I had to because I'm looking at it, so I had to look at it. And I didn't remember that really. And she squeezed it all. It's just gross. Look, I like fish. That is disgusting. That's not the way to do it.

No. And then the next part of the date was. they all had to get down on one knee and like declare their love for Clayton, of course, obviously. And Mara thought her poem went really, really well. She was impressed by it. However, it does not matter. The only thing that matters is that Rachel keeps getting these group tape roses. He, during the dinner portion, he, the only, as far as we know from what we saw, he's bringing up hometowns to Rachel.

he's like hometowns are coming up soon I are talking about bringing you home to my family And home towns are coming up obsessed with each other Hometowns are coming up But they're not like next week No they're definitely not next week

Like we still got how many girls are We still probably have two more episodes Until home towns There's what eight to 10 girls left? There's eight girls left right now Yeah like hometowns is four Yeah Yeah no he really likes her

He's like yeah so we're like Three four weeks away from hometowns I can't wait Rachel's going right to the top. Big time. Just continues to get Grub Day roses. I think she's gotten three in a row. It's at least two

if not three group day roses in a row. What a run. Since when she had her one-on-one date. So he's very, he's very into Rachel. Mara is upset. She comes in hot. She tells Clayton like there are girls

here that are not ready for the wife, the children, the picket fence, the whole thing. she says the roses that are given out and the one-on-ones that are given out don't reflect that Clayton wants that because he's giving him out to girls that don't want it. And so she kind of like throws in a subtle diss here. Like you're picking the wrong girls. You're making the wrong decisions. You're picking the wrong girls.

So he's a little, you know, he's a little alarmed. He's like, what, you know, who's saying that? Who do you think it is? And basically, you know, she's alluding to the younger girls. Of course, Sarah is the youngest one. Clayton can put two and two together that that is who she's probably talking about. And then Clayton gets a note that says, meet me at the clock tower.

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card card and handwriting, which is, you know, just, it's like, hmm. That's a note you get in like a horror movie when you're about to get murdered. Yeah. I know. It's just funny that like all the date cards

that are like, hey, Sarah, can't wait to fall in love. Love Clayton. And this says, Clayton, meet me at the clock tower. It just looks exactly the same as all the other notes. We had our guess. We had our guests. Yeah. Chenet.

Yeah. Mara. I thought Rachel maybe. I was, I was. Chris Harrison. Harrison. Yeah. That was what grocery store Joe said.

Funny tweet from Joe. Yeah, we didn't know who it was going to be. I thought it was going to be Rachel. Unreal. That would have been the greatest moment in Bachelor history. It would have been so good. Oh, my God. He's like, pst.

Listen, I tied up Jesse Palmer. Let me out. Oh, my God. Susie is actually Susie. She's a clock tower. I don't know what happened, but clearly Susie asked a producer or a producer said, hey, you want some extra time. We got a spice.

things up. Things are getting pretty boring around here. We got this clock tower that we want to use somehow. I can totally see a producer being like, we got to jazz this up because this is, I don't think the Sarah Mara stuff is going to cut it. So, or maybe it was Susie's idea. And they go, they meet, she's like,

I'm falling in love with you. Got to tell this to you. They're making out on top of this clock tower. And then it just like skips ahead to his one-on- one date with Sarah. I don't, it was so weird. It was such a weird jump.

It was such a weird jump. It was such a weird jump. He never saw him leave. We never saw Sarah get the date card. No. We never saw the beginning of the date if there even was one. It was very funny. They just cut to Sarah walking down like a corridor, turning a corner and Clayton's just

standing there next to like a brick wall. Like, hey, ready for our date? Like maybe the day portion of the date was so boring. They were just like, we're going to get rid of it completely. Could have been. Because like they're like, we already. had Teddy and Clayton walking around doing nothing. We can't have that again.

They could have just completely, they could have said we're going to cut that date, and Susie's going to get a moment in the clock tower. I mean, something was up. Something was up. It cut so weirdly. Yeah. It did not, like, timeline just did not make sense. That

moment in the clock tower could have happened after the Sarah one-on-one date. We have no idea when that happened. It was all just cut very strange. Like he was just in his room and he just got a card. And he went. Yeah, you could have put that in anywhere. That could have happened at any time.

Bizarre. So that's when this is going on. And they just skip right to Sarah and Clayton talking and Clayton basically saying, you know, there are some talks. Like, are you really ready for this? Any that kind of attention. He said it was brought to my attention last night by someone that people here may not be ready for what it is that I'm looking for,

that it's not possible for them to be engaged by the end of this journey. and you are the person that they were speaking of, do you see it as a very real possibility that you could be engaged by the end of this? She puts on the, like, it is tear central. She is crying. She's emotional. She's like, I can't believe this is happening.

She's a beautiful girl. She's got her big, like, puppy dog crying, sad face. Sarah's reaction told me that she definitely said something. Somebody overheard it. Mara. Yeah. Somebody overheard it, told Clayton about it, and now Sarah is upset that she got caught. Yeah.

And by the way, the opinion or the feeling that I'm 23, I'm not ready to get engaged after being on this reality show, I'm scared. Like, that's a very, that's a valid thing to feel. For sure. It's also valid if she really does feel like she's ready. Like some 23-year-olds are. Me personally, no, I would not have been ready at that point in my life. but there are some people that are. I know I saw Serena and Joe on their Instagram stories

were joking. Joe was like, yeah, be pretty nuts for a 23-year-old to get ready to be engaged, huh? Yeah. So it's obviously possible, and she's very emotional about it. It's also very possible. This show is built so that you go into it being like, hey, anything can happen.

And two weeks later, you're like in love with the guy. Right. That's how they build this show so that that can happen. So I wouldn't be surprised if Sarah at the beginning made some flippic comment like, be pretty crazy if I was engaged at the end of this. I don't know if I could see that. And then actually gets to spend time with Clayton and is like,

oh, I could maybe see it now. Right. So she is very sad about it, which is very, you know, I think she seems like a very sweet girl that is now like someone's talking shit about me, which is never a good feeling. So she's probably now worried about who's talking to Clayton about her. And then you find out that's Mara and it's like, man, she could probably be mean. Right.

And she brings up, you know, I can't help. find that it is interesting. This is when it's brought up. Like, I got a second one-on-one date. And Clayton kind of apologizes like, yeah, I guess I could have put a target on your back here giving you the second date so soon. But they obviously have a strong connection and they're talking it out. Let me just get hit with another to be continued. Like, I don't, the timing of these episodes just make no sense. Slapped with it to be continued for what seemed like something that didn't need it to be continued. That's what I was going to say. Didn't feel like a to be continued moment. Yeah. Although I will say I appreciate the theatrics of it.

it like you might as well put to be continued we should do it at the end of this episode. On everything. Right on YouTube. All of them. On everything. Like just put to be continued. That's really.

That's how they do it now because we haven't had one episode actually end with the rose ceremony. When you think about it, they're really just stating the obvious. The show is going to continue. Every show that puts that up there is just like, by the way, we got another episode coming. That's what they all. We should do that on everything we do.

Certainly on this episode we should put to be continued. Or at the end, the last thing, whoever talks last. say to be continued. Yeah. So people will be like, oh shit. We got to tune in next week. They'll be here next week. So once again, we're in the situation where really it feels like all I care about is who he sleeps with and why he tells them.

We keep seeing that same preview. And now after the clock tower, was that Susie? Did like Susie go back to his room and we didn't see? Could something have happened there? It's possible. Could have been Susie. Like, why did we have that dramatic cut? I had not thought of that

What? That's what I've been talking about us. We talked about it. We did? Yeah. They just all of a sudden cut away from their night and went straight into the Sarah date. How'd the night end? Where'd they go?

Did Susie and Clayton have sex? Maybe. Maybe at the clockdown. Imagine? Maybe. That's their win now. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. All right. To be continued.