Chicks in the Office - Bachelorette Bios + Doja Cat vs Noah Schnapp

Episode Date: July 11, 2022

NEW SUMMER CITO MERCH > http://bit.ly/citomerch. CITO vacation recap (00:00-27:05). Doja Cat vs Noah Schnapp (28:15-39:09). Armie Hammer selling timeshares (40:00-47:23). Addison Rae family drama (48:34-53:01). Full Bachelorette bios breakdown for Gabby & Rachel's season (54:34-1:37:34). Subscribe to our YouTube > http://bit.ly/CITOYOUTUBE. Follow us on Instagram @chicksintheoffice and on Twitter @chicksintheoff + subscribe to our Snapchat show > http://bit.ly/thegroupchat.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/chicks-in-the-office

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We are officially back. We are in studio. We are ready to go. We're feeling great. How's everyone doing? Answer to yourselves as you listen to this podcast. podcast. Not a question to us? No, not a question to you guys. It was a question to the listeners. Give them a chance to respond and then it's your guys' turn. Great. So happy to hear that.

Happy Monday, everyone. Yeah, I'm sorry to hear that. Yeah, that's, yeah, that's. Yeah. All right, we'll get you reactions. Noah's got to be. Noah's so pissed he's here. The, it's a bachelor at his back, guys. It's Monday. We got it. We got it kick. We're kicking it off. I have to say that I am. I am, very curious how this is going to go. I have had a lot of people in person ask me like, what's the deal with this season? How's it going to work? And I guess just because they assume I would know everything there is to know about this show, but I really do try and avoid spoilers as much as possible. So I was like, I don't have an answer for you. I literally have no idea. People like, so how's it going to work with the two bacheloretts? I'm like, I don't know. You'll find out

when I find out. Yeah. I will get to, you know, our vacation talk in a second. But why? I wanted to talk about how awful the promos have been for The Bachelorette. I got to be honest. The editing, the graphics, the photos they are choosing. Two beautiful, stunning girls that I think they are doing dirty with these graphics. They do. And then they're so, they're so beautiful, both girls. And they, like, at the, did you see the pictures of them at, like, the premiere party?

And they were both in those two piece, like, sets. Yeah. And Rachel's in this Dolce and Gabana. So I was like, a pop-off, queen? And they don't, it's not the same, doesn't translate. I have to. I want to say something, but I, I, I'm afraid to say it in fear of people thinking I'm comparing the two and I'm not because I know that's everyone's biggest fear with having two bachelorets.

It's like everyone's going to be comparing them. I am not trying to do that, but I did see other people saying my exact thought. So I'm going to say it because I feel like other people will agree with this. I think they're making Gabby look like the star of the show and Rachel like kind of off in the background. I think. Like, have you noticed? the promos. Maybe that's some foreshadowing.

It's like Gabby's like her picture is a little bit bigger than Rachel's. In the in the promo they post on The Bachelor, I was like why? I just feel like they're doing them dirty. It could also be because Gabby is

taller than Rachel by a decent amount. Well then they gotta resize the photos. Yeah, yeah. Because they're making Gabby look like she's like the... Right. I don't know if I'm wording this correctly. So I don't want people to think that I am like

comparing it. No, I know what you're talking about, but like this one. That picture. It looks like Gabby is the back, right? And Rachel's her sidekick. They're not centered. They're like, they're not centered in the photo. And and I do think Gabby, just from seeing the pictures of them, Rachel seems much shorter than Gabby. Right. And when they're in heels depending on the shoes, like it makes a difference. But yes, you're, you're totally right. I don't know. Like, it's just poor.

Like it's poor production. Who's the, my stomach is growling so much. Mine is too. But it's also like the lighting is awful. Like it looks dull. It's awful. It's awful. The promos have been awful.

I'm going into this season and the rest of Bachelor seasons. Compared to this? Like look how cute they. Like make that the promo. Yeah. Make this the promo of them at the premiere and their adorable two set pieces. They look amazing. I don't know what's going on, but they got to get it together.

And I'm going into this season and the rest of the. seasons going forward with a just totally honest view. Not that you haven't been doing it. No, I have, but like I've held back a little bit. I'm not holding back anymore. The promo suck. They need to spice it up a little bit. Fire whoever's making these edits and get somebody else on their team because I know that Noah, Devin, or Natalie could whip up a better edit than that. Yeah. In, in... Whop it up? In two seconds. Yeah. Like, it's just, I saw that and

was kind of blown away by the whole by the whole thing i agree with you um anyways how was your guys vacations so nice so nice i like i had um a little bit of a like last year my sister straight up like cried out the window of the car when we were leaving and i almost had that moment leaving on saturday morning i was just like looking out the car window on the way to the airport was just like why why why would you ever move there no okay no because I was just asking no no no no not even because of that it's just it's the most beautiful place ever that I like to save it for vacation special occasions like special occasions every year yeah every year I just feel like you couldn't for vacation I just I don't know living there not that it would take away

from the place because I think you would appreciate it. But you'd probably lose some appreciation for the beauty if you were there all the time. Well, I had that thought while I was in Aruba. It was like, what if you just lived your life as one of these bartenders? And then I was like, you just... Packing bags. You would end up hating the beach. Yeah.

You would end up hating going to work. Like, that's just what happens. So then you would be like, I don't even, you wouldn't even look at the beautiful water anymore. Yeah, exactly. I had an amazing vacation. I went jet skiing. I have, I'm wearing pants today because I have the biggest bruise I've ever gotten in my life. From jet skiing.

I didn't have an incident or anything. Yeah. I was going like really fast and I would like, you know, when you hit a wave and I would like smash back down onto the, I bruise easily. Yeah. And so I have like a ginormous bruise on the back of my thigh. Oh. It makes sense.

And it's not pretty at all. It's actually quite disturbing, I think, if someone were to see it. So I covered up today. I put shorts on. I said, no, no. Yeah, do it. Nobody wants to see that. But Aruba was, you know, I've never, I usually, like, I've been to Aruba a couple times now.

Obviously, it's amazing every single time. This time I, like, really did it right. Yeah. Because the first time I went, I didn't really know. That's why it's nice to keep going back to the same places. You start to learn. Because when you go back for the third or fourth time, you're a goddamn expert. Yeah, it's no Italy.

But the first time I went, I didn't know anything about Aruba at all. We were kind of just like, you know, my family was just doing things on a whim. Like, whatever. We'll just see where it goes. Last year with you guys, I kind of knew some stuff, but we learned a little bit more. This year. And that year was still tough because, like, there was a curfew. Things were close still.

It was different. Yeah. This year, I knew what I was doing. Yeah. I had reservations booked every night for like a month in advance. There was a goddamn music festival with DJs from Tomorrowland on the beach. We were like, what did we just walk into? I was like, oh my God, we're in a Bitha.

Like, it was unreal. I met a wonderful family. Seriously, I thought I was going to be adopted into this family. Yeah, you did text me that. Halfway through the trip. These two girls who were so freaking cute and sweet came up while I was at dinner, and they just were so nice that I was talked to them for like a while. And then I saw them at the bargain after and the mom's, the mom literally made me cry.

I just couldn't get, I was like, oh my God, I've never, like, made friends like this on vacation. Like, they were just so nice. It was amazing. But what I was going to say was, usually go to, like, when I go to on an island or somewhere, I just go to the beach. Like, I'm like, you go to a pool anytime. But this time around, I was like, you know, I really want to get a good look at these cabanas. Like, I think I want a cabana. Cabana changes everything.

A cabana is a game changer. very impressed with your cabana setup. Thank you. I did tell you. Thank you very much. I saw the picture of the video. I was like, she's doing it right. And she's doing it right this time. So much so, I got it again the next day. But here's why. So, yeah, I went to the casino and I put $20. I, I like playing the roulette machines because for some reason I always went on them. I don't know why. Like, not at the roulette table, but the roulette machines. I always win. Put $20 in the machine. I win $500. I'm like, oh my God. Like, this is what? This is so. grand this is amazing i'm winning that was one night i go back the same so i was like i'm got to

cabana mc go back to cabana night oh my god i am on fire i know like you would not believe your eyes okay every number is hitting every back to back to back i can't stop i can't stop so i put i think i put 20 or 100 in i'm up to almost 700 okay oh boy i'm up to almost 700 and i'm like oh my god I got to keep going. Yeah. Lost it all. Lost it all. Yeah.

Lost it all. Yeah. The trials of gambling. Lost it all. Wanted back? Then I put $100 in again. I'm like, I can't. I can't go out like this.

Yeah. Put $100 in again. Get up to like $5.30. Okay. I'm like, and I'm alone at this point, okay? You know? Okay. Marty's at a different table.

Oh, oh, okay. I'm unsupervised. Okay, because for a second, I was like, what does that mean? You're, what happened? No, no, no, he was at a table. So I'm on supervised at this point. Okay.

So I'm like, lost it all again. It literally kept me up that night. I was like, what is wrong with you? What is wrong with you? Marty, we don't have any. He came back. He's like, how you doing?

I'm like, it's gone. It's all gone. It's all. Our future. It's gone. I've lost her. I just got. It's gone.

The house, everything. Yeah, it's gone. It's just, it, it's, that's what happens. But I was up so, I was just on a high and I was like, I gotta keep going. And literally I woke up at like 5 o'clock in the morning that night. Like, oh my God, I can't believe you did that. I couldn't even tell my parents because my parents are huge gamblers. And I just was like, I just told them about the winnings.

I couldn't even tell them about the losings because I know that they'd be like, you've seen us do this many times before. How have you not learned? Yeah. But you'll never learn. No. No, you won't. That's just how, I think that's just how it works.

That's why people have a problem. Yeah, that's why there's a number you call. Correct. Exactly. Correct. Noah, how was your vacation? It was nice. Not much different from what I've been doing the weeks leading up to it.

I have to say, the Cape, we might have to move the show there because there's so many fans. Oh my God. Girls tagged me in a story with you. Are you just like a Cape, a Cape superstar? Are you like God? Like, I don't know. But there's just so many people. And then, you know what's funny the other night?

I was at a bar. I can't believe he didn't acknowledge that at all. What? What you said? That is a Cape Superstar? I thought you said, did you say, did you say, are you a Cape God? I did say that. Yeah, that was hilarious.

I was hilarious. I was hilarious. Because there was a group of girls. Did you see the, they tagged us? I didn't see it. A group of girls. I meant to screenshot it and send it. But I was, I didn't see it.

I don't know. I kind of forgot. It was no in the middle of like six girls. Yeah. And I was like, what is going on? That's amazing. And then at the bar the other night. You got any numbies?

Maybe. There was a shrug there, yeah. You couldn't hear it, but it was there. But at the bar, this girl came up to me. And I was looking out at this other guy. I'm like, why do I know this guy? And then this girl came up to me. She's like, Noah.

And then I knew immediately it was shout out Jake and Jamie. They were the ones who bought me shots at Philly, the Philly show. Wait, the one of the one. Wait, but they were getting married. Yeah. Oh, I didn't even say. Oh, my gosh. But that I bought them shots, but it was so random.

Those people are your guardian angels. Yeah, I know. I think you have a guardian angel and I think it's Jake Jamie. I know. They were like, oh, they were still upset about losing. That is amazing. I wrote down something in my notes. Yeah.

T that up. I just want to end with a little wrap up about vacation. Nothing is better than coming home, though, after a week away. and you get the phone notification like your screen time was down 45% last week and I was like

fuck that is that's the good stuff it's great that's amazing that's I know that I was actually enjoying myself and also because we didn't have service

a lot of spots you're in a different country so like you're not connected to what you're not like walking about oh my God can I connect to Wi-Fi like right now which is why you just I leave my phone

yeah I leave my phone on airplane mode a lot of just like walking around so that I have it so I can take pictures but I'm not actually using trying to use it yeah so I was at lunch yeah on July 6th to 43 p.m. yes a late lunch for those that are wondering and I thought came across me because I ordered if you want to know my full order I guess I'll tell the whole thing now I got a burger that I took a picture of because it looked like the perfect burger it was now I have to show you a picture yeah it was delicious but it looked like just look like a burger out of SpongeBob.

Does that make sense? Yeah, it looked like it was from the crusty craft. Like, it was like the crabby paddy. It was a perfect looking burger. I'll be honest, that does look like a crappy patty. Right? Good amount of, a lot of seeds on that bun. Like, that looks like the perfect burger.

Anyways, I got a cassidia and I got nachos. Okay. And the nachos, one side was filled with sour cream, which I love. Yeah. I'm a whore for sour cream. I love sour cream. You do love sour cream. The other side was filled with guac.

And I was like... What do you mean filled with... Like the quack was on their nachos? It was just all over one side. The guac was all over one side. All... Salsa was all over the middle. And then sour cream was all over the other side.

It was in like three different... Yeah, three different compartments. And so I wrote this note down and says guac. Not that special. People lose their minds over some guacamole. Not me. Let me tell you something. I could not agree with you more, sister.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha. I am more of a salsa gal. Hallelujah. Yeah. If I have the choice between salsa and guacamole to dip my chip in, I'm going with salsa. Throw cheese in the mix. I'm also going the cheese over the guacamole. I'll go sour cream over guacamole, dip my chip in.

It's not usually a chip dip. A really good guacamole is great, but there's so much mediocre guacamole out there. It's just like, it's just avocado mashed up. I know. And I also don't like love avocado. Me either. Pay extra for guac No thanks

I was laughing Like uncontrollably Thinking about the people There was a time period Where people lost their fucking minds Over guac and wool Their shirts that were like A time period

I was like I'll pay extra for guac Or just like guac Like people really lost their damn minds Over guac And I feel like that's like 2016 It was like

There was an era And I was not a part of it And I'm still not a part of it and I'm still not a part of it. And I just don't get the hype. I think that people just, they were hyping themselves up over nothing. Yeah.

Avocados in general are overrated. They are super overrated. A plain avocado, like I get if it's like mixed into some stuff, but it's like people lose their mind for such a mediocre thing. Like the, when you get a really nice salad and they put the cut avocado around the sides, like five pieces and it's just,

it's, like it's just mushy. It's a texture thing for me. I like the flavor because I like if it's with a chip so you get the crunch and like a good amount of salt, lime, some spice, chopped up tomatoes. Like I like it really jazzed up. But when it's just... What about like a California burger where it's like avocado, like on the burger? People were like... Yeah, no.

I don't... Avocado, I could do without it. If avocators went missing from the world, I'd be okay. I'd rather have like a barbecue burger. Yeah. Like... I mean, I would rather have any other burger besides the office. avocado burger.

Yeah. Just not that special. So that's what I thought's an avocado. And it needs to find out because it's gotten a lot of hype over the years and it needs to be humbled. Yep. I'm glad you, I'm glad you went down that path. Thank you.

I have one, we're going to get into topics. I have one Love Island UK comment. This season has been spectacular. I'm not going to spoil anything because I know if you're watching on Hulu, you're a couple weeks behind and people are catching up. But I'm fairly up to date. I'm behind, at the current moment, I'm behind two episodes, but I watched the recoupling from Casa Moore. One of the best recouplings we've had in a while.

Just for drama standpoint, like, I don't know, I don't know what it is about this cast. They're a little volatile in a good way. Like, it's just, you don't know which way these guys are going to go. It's very unpredictable. I'm watching on Hulu right now. So I'm, I'm watching a lot. I'm watching as much as I can. There's a lot of episodes.

I fell asleep watching last night. I'm very into it. And I'll say I bought black aviators before my vacation because I saw Gemma wearing black aviators. I thought she looked very cool in them. So I then bought them. And I wore them here today. Where are they?

They're at my desk. Oh, shit. I want to see them on you. Yeah. Sure. I'll give you a little preview later. But yeah, I bought them because I thought she looked cool. Yeah.

So there's my note on my island. And yeah, I think it's a really good season. It was a little slow to start. It was definitely a little slow to start, but it picked up big time. Yeah, I'm excited. A very good Casa Moore, Sitch says you always love to see that. When I saw the promos for Casa Moore, I was like, Hulu needs to put these episodes on faster.

I know. I don't understand. They have the episodes. Just put them all out. I know. I don't know why. I don't get right. There must be some legal reason on why there's the delay.

I don't get why I can't just go up right away. Some licensing deal that they got to figure out. I think the episodes are now up there of Casa Moore. I think so. I think today maybe. They just ended last week. Casa just ended last week. I think there might be.

It could be coming soon. Well, I fucking hope so because I'm going home and I'm watching some tonight. Yeah. Anyways. You know what I randomly put on? I've done this before. I was just scrolling Kulu. I had nothing to watch.

I went to season five just to see the Anna freak out. Watch that one part and then just kept watching other stuff. That's the best. Just dip your toe in a little drama. So I'm now we're going. we're supposed to get into the topics, but I have something else to say. So I just recently rewatched Seinfeld from beginning to end. The whole thing.

Yeah. I've been watching for a while now. It's really not that hard to do. The episodes are like 20 minutes. I know, but I feel like there's so many. Also, I've seen, I mean, I probably fell asleep during stuff. You know what I mean? Like, I wasn't like paying a tent leave.

You put it on before you go to bed and then you just like. And I've seen, obviously, I've seen it a couple times before and whatever. But then on the plane, and this is not, I'm not like about to come up. pair the two, but I just wanted to bring up that, like, as I was watching Seinfeld, Noah got in my head and I was like, you know what, Seinfeld really is better than Friends? Like, it really, it just is, it's funnier, whatever. Then I was on the plane and Delta had all of Season 7 of Friends. I was actually cackling in tears that it was becoming embarrassing.

It was really embarrassing. I was, like, knee-slapping on the plane at Season 7 of Friends. And I was like, you know what? There's a reason this show is the way it is. It's funny. It is funny. Because I was like about to join your train of being like, you know what? If you had to lose one.

If I had to, I'm going to pick Seinfeld. To lose? No, no, no. Friends. But right now, I don't know. I was, I was laughing so fucking hard. They're both. They're different.

They're so different that whatever mood you're in, like, it matches. They put some in special in season seven, though. Yeah. Season seven and eight. where it's like Monica and Chandler get married and like all this stuff's happening with Ross and Rachel like have the baby some of the I

they put something special in the writing. They like, I think they made it like a little more I don't know. Yeah. Like there was something a little spicy about it. My flight back almost all of us watch She's the Man, not on purpose, but like we just all individually watched She's the Man.

What airline did you take? Fly Emirates. Oh, she's the man. And the way you said it's like Emerites. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

She sounded so, like, fancy. Yeah. And, uh, it, I mean, it's basically Delta. It's the same plane. It's the same type of plane, I would say. And the, um, the, we get off, we get off in New York and we're waiting for our bags. And G and I are just like, that is truly one of the best movies of all time. Like, she, she was like, I was still cackling at all these moments where,

you just, you just, I, like, was audibly laughing. And I've seen that movie maybe 60 times, like so many times. When the little kid at the kissing booth goes, back of the line, butt ball. It's a great movie. It's always a good movie. It's such a good movie. How long is that movie? Like an hour.

Okay. Hour and a half, hour 40. You had to fill in some other things. Yeah, I watched, I watched, uh, Wicker Park. I think it was called, which I had never seen before. And it is a Josh Hartnett movie from, what year did this movie come out? 2004? It's like funky.

Like it's kind of indie-esque. I mean, it's a 27% of Rotten Tomatoes. I didn't think it would be a great one. But it's Diane Kruger, Rose Byrne. Like, it's a good cast. And it's a very funky story, but I loved Josh Hartnett. And so I enjoy that. I watched Shakespeare in Love, which I've seen a million times, which I love.

Very cultured. Yeah. Shakespeare in Love is... Shakespeare in Love is Gweneth Paltrow. I'm kidding. Shakespeare in Love made me want to watch she's the man, though, because when Shakespeare and she's, like, telling Shakespeare, like, 12th night, write a story about, you know, a girl trying to be a boy, and there's the Duke Orsino, and he's like, great.

name and then I was like shit now I got to watch she's the man and then she's the man is right there yep wait did you ever watch marry me yes we watched that my dad like loved it I honestly didn't hate it I thought it was cute I watched it on a like the most random pairing but I watched it on a plane recently not this flight it was coming I forget where I was coming from and I talked about Italy actually yeah I think it was on when I was coming back after visiting my brother and which Italy trip yeah yeah The pairing really is bizarre Where I do think if maybe they cast a different guy

It almost is so bizarre that it kind of works Yeah, yeah I guess that was really the point Yeah just the pairing doesn't work for me at all Yeah, yeah I watched on my way back all of Beat Bobby Fly that they had on there They had like one whole season Couldn't get enough of it How many times did he lose?

Every episode I watched besides like two of them And I watched a lot of episodes. Wow. It was crazy. I think it was season eight. It was the most, most Bobby's ever lost. Tough season.

It was. He was losing a lot. He was, I was shocked because I was like, ah, I was like, I guess I'll watch Be Bobby Fly, even though Bobby Flay is going to win everyone. And then I was like, oh my God,

Bobby keeps losing. I can't get enough. Funky. Yeah. Well, I have two real recommendations. Can I just give them? Yeah. Sure.

The bear on Hulu? Oh, extremely good. So you would recommend that. Oh, yeah. Okay. Because I love him. I tell mixed reviews. So did I.

Really? He was Lip from Shameless and I love Lipp. Oh my God. Neither of you have watched Shameless. Shameless is so good. And I love Lip. The people who are listening that watch Shameless, they know. The lip love is real.

Yeah. All my friends who watch Shameless have always loved him. The best. And then Nicholas Cage movie, the unbearable weight of massive talent, I think it's called it. It's so funny. He like plays himself. Oh, really?

Is it new? It's new. It's like really good. I feel like I heard about that movie while they were making it. And it's a guy from, what's his name? There's some good cameos, but it's a guy from Narcos. But I don't know, but it's really funny. He plays himself.

You should watch it. All right. Noah's recommendation list. I have been debating watching that show, but I've seen mixed reviews as well. Pedro Pascoe. Some people are like, oh my God, this show's amazing. And other people are like, this show's really boring. Yeah.

So, I don't know. All right, let's get into the topics. We, oh my gosh, every single time. One quick, congrats to Harry Styles. He surpassed Sam. Oh, how could I forget? Your moment, it happened. It happened.

It did happen. Of course it happened over a break. It happened over vacation. Of course. Harry surpassed Zane and Instagram followers. Yep. Big moment. I got to be honest, I'm not that happy about it.

I kind of liked. You kind of liked he was the underdog? Yeah, yeah. I liked the thrill of like when he was going to pass. Yeah. It happened too soon. It happened so fast. It happened too soon.

Like it happened in a matter of weeks from when we first realized that he had more followers. Still only like point one, right? But the thing is, Zane may pass him. Yeah. It could go back around. It could go back around. So we'll see. Something to think about.

It is something to think about. Keep your eye on that, folks. That's all I wanted to say. Actually, I might follow Zane now. Just to feel something? Yeah. Just to see what will happen. Okay.

Okay. All right. Let's get into the topics for today. a weird situation between Noah Schnap and Doge Cat. Yeah. We're catching up on some stuff that we miss, by the way. Right, yeah. For those that are wondering that, we're a little late because we weren't here last week,

so we're catching up on that. Army Hammer is apparently selling timeshares in the Cayman Islands. There was pictures of him. It was a rumor for a while. I don't know. Addison raised dad up to no good, so we'll discuss that. And then we are going to go through the Bachelorette Bios to, to preview the Bachelorette tonight.

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situation between DojC-K-K-K-K-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-S-K. Am I saying his last name, right? I think so. Okay. Sh-N-H-N-A-P-P. Got it. Snap. So Doge Cat and No Snap Got into a little weird Tiff Online this past week Because Doja Cat

DM'd Noah Snap Yeah Asking to be set up with Jeremy Quinn Who Joseph? Joseph. Sorry. I'm thinking of Jeremy

From the bear. His name is Jeremy Alan White. Anyways. Asked to be set up with Joseph Quinn. Yeah. And then Noah Snap

posted these DMs with Doge Cat Yeah. And Doja Cat was not happy. Now, I kind of understand both sides to this argument because people are like, no snap is loved on TikTok. So people are like fully, fully, fully on no snap side. And they're like, Doja Cat is so wrong for this. But I'm like, okay, yes, it is strange.

I guess for Doja Cat to DM, Noah. but maybe they had a pat, I have no idea. Like, maybe it's a little strange. I don't know, because he's 17. I think they know each other. But I think they know each other from my TikTok. And she wasn't hitting on Noah. No, no.

And if you look at the screenshot, like if you look at what was posted of the screenshot of the messages, there's her initial message that says, Noah, can you tell Joseph to hit me up? Wait, no, does he have a girlfriend? But before that, you can't really tell. But there is another, it was either a story or a message or something, because there's like a little heart.

So like there was It just shows that there was some kind of interaction on Instagram Before this like this was not the first time They had interacted And they were both very popular on TikTok So I could assume that there had been some I don't know whatever probably been at similar events So the Noah Snap post this DM

Yeah and everybody takes Noah's side Everybody's tearing Dojik out apart And I'm like I feel like Kind of weird Kind of weird wouldn't you be upset if somebody shared your messages?

They're like, why wouldn't she just DM Joseph Quinn herself? It's like, well, that's like, if you know somebody already and they're friends with somebody that you're trying to get in contact with, I think I would go to that person too and be like, hey, can you set me up with blah, blah, blah. Instead of like directly being like,

I'm going to just message that person straight forward. You could do that. But she also tweeted, like, how much she thinks Joseph is like hot. So like, that's kind of the weirder part. Yeah, but she already publicly was like, I love this guy. Yeah, but that's very different. Like that's like,

I'm not, I'm not putting myself in Doja Cat's shoes. That's so normal to tweet out that you love someone. That's like when I was tweeting about John B. Yeah, I was about to say the same thing. Like, oh my God, I would die for John B, I would die for John B, and then all of a sudden we got Chase Stokes on our podcast. Yeah. It's like, it's I was going to say the same thing. Like, if if we were as famous,

as Doja Cat. And we were watching out of our banks for the first time. And we were like, holy fuck. Like this guy, we love him so much. And we, we message, we message Rudy like, hey,

hit me, like, can you give Chase my number? Yeah, like, we were friends with one of his friends who was like, hey, can you, as I'm tweeting about him. And Rudy posted on it. Like, I'd be like, what the fuck, man? Yeah, yeah, exactly.

Like, I don't think it's that strange that Doja Cat did that at all. And I think it's, I think it's really, I think people are on the, like, people are, we're gonna get shit on for this because people really, really, really do not agree with Doja Cat and they are so, but that is, this is what I'm talking about when I talk about people

and like they just see a couple people take one side and then they go all in on that side because they feel like they have to because everybody's on that side. That's this right now. Like everybody is shitting on Doja Cat. Contradicting yourself like. Everybody's shitting on Doja Cat and being like, we are teed, like Noah, he was just doing it to be funny.

It's like, yeah. What are we talking about here? Like, if you, it just seems pretty straightforward. She didn't want her messages out there. Yes, she may have already tweeted that he was hot, but like, you still don't want someone blowing up your spot asking to be set up with someone. And that's also different from, like, the way she reacted to it.

Do I think it was maybe the, do I think it was the right move to then, like, go on live and be like, that's some snake shit? That's some weasel shit. Like, no, you probably didn't have to do that. He is 17. and like he probably he did I'm sure assumed like it was funny and like you're you did DM a 17 year old to like connect you with yeah his co-star so I can I can I can totally get being annoyed that it got posted but I feel like maybe you can be annoyed but maybe you just have to like laugh it off and pretend like you don't really care even if you do care because then when you start being like ah like talking shit about Noah then she said it was a weird like power play it's like I think he's like I think he's he just thought it was funny and posted it. Yeah, I don't think it was a power.

And then, and she was like, I don't think, she's like, I'm not, she said, I'm not saying that encapsulates his entire personality that he was like socially unaware and whack. I'm like, no, I just think like he made a mistake. Right. It's also not that deep. Like, I feel like a doja cat never went on Instagram live about it. Like, it would be, that whole thing was bizarre. Like, you didn't have to go on Instagram live.

And she said, I hope you're recording this. Yeah, it wasn't that deep. And Noah is kind of like. Like Noah likes to I feel like he's like a prankster Yeah like a little instigator Yeah he likes to prank Like this is a tweet someone tweeted

Doja cat could have asked anyone In the Stranger Things cast hook her up But she went with Noah A 17 year old shit poster Who spoils his own Netflix show Like what did she expect exactly Now I don't think it's crazy for her to go Through Noah because like I said

They may have known each other before Or hadn't met I don't know if she knows any of the other Stranger Things kids Yeah Maybe she could have messaged Millie Bobby Brown. I don't know. She went a different route.

Yeah, I would assume she already knew him. If that's, like, I don't think she'd just pick him out of nowhere. If you're Joseph, what is your opinion on all this? You probably don't end up talking to Doja Cat. You know, it's probably out the window now. Very bizarre situation, extremely bizarre. Yeah, and then Doja Cat did tweet, y'all are so cringe and lame and nobody wants to hang with you.

That's why y'all be on here, unironically writing replies of shit that makes you mad. It's like, what? Like now, like, why are, like, why is Diligat caring about what, I don't know. I think people really just, they really go hard for no snap. They really do. They really do. TikTok crowd loves him.

They do because he's like lifeguarding and stuff. I don't know. What? Because he's like, he's like pretending to be a normal kid, even though he makes millions of dollars and he's a superstar. So he's basically like, now he's going on, he's going to keep working, but he wants to like live a normal life. Like he's going to come.

college. I heard he, I heard he's like going to prom somewhere on Long Island. Like he's got like he or he went to prom somewhere on Long Island. Like this is going to be so fucked up. You know what? Bree and Grace got in trouble for talking about Millie Bobby Brown. So I'm trying to like dread. I talked to, I talked to Gia about that on vacation. I'm trying to tread lightly about what I say about these stranger kids things because I think they're all great. I do. Yeah. I really do. You say stranger kids. Stranger Things kids. Yeah.

I think they're great. I really do. I think they crack me up. You pen. They crack me up. But I'll say this. Do you, and this is not directly towards no snap.

This is just a hypothetical question. I am posing to the world. Do you think when like these, like someone gets really famous, right? And they're like in the high school college age, they get really famous. And, you know, they don't have. had to go to school anymore. Like, they really don't. They're making millions of dollars. But they're like, I still, like, want to do, like, the normal kid things? Like, do you think that they're doing it for, like, attention a little bit? Like, they want to go, like, they want

to go to college and be like, oh, shit, that's Noah Snap. Like, he's going to prom and it's like, oh, no a snap. Like, a little bit of me is like, no fucking kid wants to be in school. Or maybe you do, but I definitely did not. I think if I got the chance to just drop out in a second, make a million to die, I'm gone. It's nothing to him to pay tuition. Yeah. But I'm just saying like there's a difference. Some people really do want to do that. Like, especially if you're, especially if you're going to a school like UPenn,

like you want to learn. Like Maggie Rogers just graduated from like Harvard. Yeah, like you. I'm sorry. That's not it. Listen, some people do want to learn and they do want to go school. Like you guys go to Ivy League school.

And they do want to get their degree. So I'm not saying everyone before everyone comes at me and says, not everyone I hate school. Some people like value school. You dropped out of college. Yes, I did. Because I didn't like school. Yeah. So maybe they like school.

I also think sometimes with these younger kids, too, like that really get into acting when they're younger, they have no idea what they're getting into. You know, like, they have no idea that their show is going to be a massive sensation. But you hope. But you know because of. No, I don't think if you're like, if you're 12 or like 11 or 12 and you're cast in this show, you're, you like acting. But I don't think you have these big aspirations of being like the most famous person in the world. I mean, maybe you did. I definitely did.

I was like, if I get the show, I'm out of here. The Sproces went to college, right? Yeah, they did. I think they really wanted, you know what? They wanted a normal life. Like, I feel like... I'm just trying to... I don't want people coming after me for saying that.

No, no, no. I feel like that a lot of these kids maybe had an idea of what they wanted their life to look like, and then the show blew up and it was like, amazing. This is awesome, but this is not the only thing I want to do with my life. I'd have to imagine that's the thought process on deciding to go to an Ivy League school because that shit is hard. That is no joke.

But do you... Good for them? Do you enjoy... Yes, but do you enjoy certain moments of that? Absolutely. Everybody knows you are. Imagine that's fucking a giant pain in the...

Like, if you're sitting in class and everyone's just staring at you... Yeah, but there's two sides of it. It's like cool, but also a pain. Yeah. You're probably right. Well, anyways. Those kids.

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And these reports were then debunked. And then it was like, no, they're real. No, they're fake. Why would Army Hammer be selling timeshares? It looks like Army Hammer is, in fact, selling timeshares. It does. There's been photographs now. And you got to make a buck somehow.

So this totally started from posts from people being like, I know someone that's in this hotel and Army Hammers, their concierge. It was like Army Hammers working as a concierge in a hotel in the Cayman Islands. Everyone was like, wait, what? And then yes, then people are like, no, he's not working. And he's not, that's not happening. There was like a fly. There was like a poster or something that had his face.

It was saying they were going around. And people were like, no, I heard him checking someone in saying, you know, if you need anything, I'll be your concierge for a trip. And now there are pictures. You know, TMZ had them that he is working as a timeshare salesman, that he was heard pitching the benefits of owning property in the Cayman Islands. There's a picture of him in what looks like in office, and he's in his blue salesman polo.

And this says, a prospective buyer in the office says, Army was outlining a plan that would cost $2,020 per week, or as the social network star put it, only about $21,000 for 10 years of vacation. Army delivered that sales pitch last month. Vacationing couples were enticed to go to the Timeshire office through a flyer that promised discounts for excursions on the island. And he's been there for quite some time. I mean, he's been in the Cayman Islands a lot, but now he's obviously been living down there. And then, you know, that is, Army's rep told us he had a friend who worked at the resort

but didn't know whether or not Army was showing or selling timeshares. So I think he was maybe walking around these beautiful places and showing people the locations and people maybe thought he worked at the hotel, worked at the building. Listen. But he has to make money somehow. He's never going to be cast in another movie again unless not enough people are working these days, you know? Now, as Kim Kardashian one said, do you think, actually now I have two questions in my head. Sprain is overthinking.

Okay. Which one do I want to go with first? Do you think if a starting off director, right, out of like NYU pace, I don't know, film school, is making a movie. They have this script for a while. And they want to make it big. And they're like, you know, I really, I want, like, I want somebody known. Like, I really want a known actor. But they just can't nail a known actor because this is their first script.

Yeah. Army Hammer says he'll do it. You think they cast Army Hammer or no? If you... And no, I'd like for you to answer this too because you're a budding producer. What have you had a script? What if you had a script? What if you wrote a script?

And you wanted to make a movie. And Army Hammer said, I'll be in your movie, Noah. Are you cast an Armyhammer? It would certainly get a lot of buzz. That's the thing I'd just. is the thing. But it's, that's,

that's a moral, that's a moral, that's a moral dilemma yeah, right there. It is. It's, it's,

it's, where does your moral compass lot? He's a tough one because, like, if you're eating people. But he was never actually eating people.

Let's just clarify. He spoke about wanting to eat people, like he did some things that were pretty bad. No, yes. He's definitely like, a emotionally abusive

nut job. Was I not just emotional? Like, didn't he actually, like, there was assault allegations there was a lot of there was a lot of allegations

there was a lot of allegations the one thing that there was not like oh no one actually claimed he he took a bite out of me right he wanted to barbecue a rib yes yes not none of these things are great they're awful allegations army hammer

not a great guy yeah I can confidently say like he's definitely a terrible guy I cannot confidently say he's a cannibal because we don't have... If he's not a cannibal and he's like... We don't have that. Honestly, I actually don't even want you to answer this because I'm putting you on the spot.

He's like, hey, that's all behind me, Noah. I'm putting you on the spot about something that's awful. I also don't know yet. I don't know, like, what he actually did. Yeah, like that's an awful question for me. And even proposed you, Noah. To a hypothetical director or producer, they can answer, but I don't want you to answer that. No.

No, he should. You shouldn't do it. No, you shouldn't do it. You shouldn't do it. But I'm saying it. But I bet that there's not. someone out there that is dying Is there? Because if

there was, he'd probably be doing it and not selling time shares in the Cayman Islands. The second question I have is... Unless maybe he doesn't want to do any more acting. The second question I have is Do you think Army Hammer's maybe enjoying this? Maybe like selling timeshares living a life on the islands? Like,

you think he's maybe enjoying it a little bit? Probably. Probably. I mean, if you... At first, definitely not. But now? Yeah, but if you're like confirmed it's just if you need to escape that this is what you do from the public eye where everyone was talking about him so much and then it died down and he's just clearly living his life like normal down there if I was somebody that had some interactions with Army Hammer from

these women who told their stories about him I'd be so fucking pissed this guy is just like live in a normal life in a beautiful place. Right, you're like, oh, great, he's enjoying the Cayman Islands. Oh, nice. He's selling timeshares, cool. Yeah, you wouldn't even want to see his face. Yeah, he has a job, he's making money. He comes from money anyways.

Honestly, people shouldn't even be posting him in the Cayman Island. Like, just let him disappear. I know. We would have never known and especially because this picture of him is apparently from a month ago, but it all picked up from, I think it was like a couple tweets of people being like, I

either me or like my parents or at this resort and they claim that Army Hammers are concierge and then it blew up from there And I don't mean that and not like let Army Hammer be in peace I mean like no these poor girls don't want to see Army Hammer's face again everywhere It's like just you know Have the guys sell timeshares I guess in the Cayman Islands Yeah no no good

There's a yeah and I hope no budding director out there cast of this movie Nope Let's hope everyone's got a good moral compass And Noah's answer would be no, he wouldn't cast Armyhammer. Yeah. In his new movie. You were just like expecting me to say no immediately. Yeah, I was like, all right, all right.

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Yes, it was wife and now it says single mom. Yeah. Yeah. So I think that's really all the confirmation that you need from that one change. So I was confused because I read that they may have been like split up for a while or separated for a while. I don't really know. But from everything I'm seeing, it looks like Monty was just like kind of a gross pig. Like he grosses me out.

Like seeing all these videos, like there was a video of him like kind of, you know, trying to grab. grab a girl's ass a little bit. I hate that I just did that motion. I apologize. And other videos of him like posing with a bunch of young girls. And I'm like, that's just so creepy and weird. Like your daughter gets super famous and like makes all this money and you take advantage of it to like cheat on your wife and pose and hang out with young girls.

It's just disgusting. Yeah. Yeah. And the girl told page six that she said, her name's Renee Ash. Yeah. She said, unfortunately, he misled me on his marriage. He lied to me. He told me that we were going to be together and have babies together.

And which is, yeah, obviously gross. Disgusting. There has not been any other comment besides, you know, some that, that re-sharing that and changing the Instagram bio. But they have, they have three kids. And Sherry had said personal matters being brought public. always challenging and overwhelming for anyone involved. I will be okay. My biggest concern is and always will be my children and their fragile

hearts and minds. I will always do my best to protect them. And Renee, she apologized for potentially hurting the family. She said, I'm so sorry if anything I've said has hurt his family anymore than he already has. And I am also sorry that he has hurt me so deeply that I believed we were in love. I feel

so bad for Addison, Sherry, all the kids having to see all of this public because you know that they're seeing... Yeah, her little brothers are 14 and 8. they're so young. You know that they're seeing all these messages, this girl posting pictures of them, kissing, and it's disgusting. Like, I just can't even imagine that feeling of thinking you know your dad and then seeing all. It's just, it's, it makes me feel really, really bad and really sad for them, honestly. But I think, you know, they're going to be better off in the end without this guy.

Yeah. Even though it's, it's her dad. It's so terrible. But. Right. You hope that that maybe they can mend a relationship with the kids, but obviously that's not going to happen with Sherry. No. And I can imagine the kids being angry at him as well, like, especially when you, because, you know, I feel like people in not that don't live their lives on social media and are not super famous, things happen between parents and the kids don't necessarily know every detail. They just know mom and dad are getting a divorce. They're splitting up. They don't really know what happened and so it's easier for the kids maybe to forgive the mom or the dad or whatever because they don't know all the details when all the details and all the text and pictures are out there you're like

I can only imagine how hard it is to forgive your parent for doing something like that so I feel just awful for them right having it be so public is as as tough as it gets for for young kids so we're just I mean it's terrible and sherry I think everyone's always loved following her and here she has like Sherry is so hot. Yeah, I know. Like I'm just, it's crazy. Like this guy, Monty, what does he think he's doing? Yep, exactly.

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We have a big cast, two lovely ladies ready to kick it off, and we're going to get right into it so that we don't waste any time talking about these guys, as always, start an alphabetical order, because that's the way they do it on the website. So we're going to start with Alec, 27-year-old wedding photographer, from Houston, Texas. Oh, off to a hot start already.

He's a self-proclaimed lover boy. That's never good. Charismatic, athletic, funny, and why lie? He loves to be the center of attention. Uh-oh. Oh, God. Also, by the way, I'm going to... This always takes a very long time.

And I'm going to try and summarize as much of the first paragraph as I can before getting into the fun facts, because that's always where the fun stuff. line. They're the fun facts. Yeah. Let's go to the fun facts. So I just want to clarify if those of you, for those who are maybe reading along or looking at it, looking at the website so they can see pictures and whatnot, we're going to try and

summarize as much as possible. So nothing makes Alec happier than a fresh haircut. He once worked as a DJ at a roller rink. And if he could travel back in time, he would go to the 1800s and be an outlaw cowboy. Red flags all over the place. Nothing makes him happier than a fresh haircut. I like

see, so hypocritical of me because I love being the center of attention. Yeah. And I love a fresh haircut as well. I love a blowout. But when a guy like is so adamant about getting their haircut all the time or whatever, like I guess that's nice to care about their appearance, but I don't know. And a DJ at a roller rink. That means you were really trying to be a DJ and you can only get a gig at a roller rink. I got to say the 1800s to be a cowboy is also not the time period. I wouldn't want to go back to. No, no. The 1800s? Definitely not. No. There are some, There's some eras where like, you'd want to skip over.

As a woman. Yeah, I would probably skip over some of those ones. All right. I mean, we'll go with eh. Then we got Avon. Avon? Avon. Avon.

Avon, definitely. Okay. Avin. He's a 28-year-old sales executive from San Diego, California. His life is fueled by passion. He's hooping on the weekend. He wants to find his perfect match. Whoa.

Don't hoop too hard over there. He's ready to put it all out there if it means finding his forever. He enjoys slow dancing, allows himself to eat out only once a week, and he is a Yatsi champ and describes his gameplay as intense. You know.

I kind of like him. I don't know. The Yatsi thing kind of is a dairy. Yatsi. Yatsi. Here's the thing. It's kind of a dairy. It's very responsible

to only allow yourself to eat out once a week. I know. He's probably good with his money. I think that means he's good at budgeting. And maybe that also means he's a good cook. For us? That ain't going to work. Inconceivable. We love eating out.

Yeah. At restaurants. Yeah. So this guy's not the guy for us, but maybe he's the guy for Rachel or Gabby. Brandon, 23-year-old bartender from Carlsbad, California. He may be on the younger side, but he is emotionally matured beyond his years and is ready to find the one. he's a former college athlete. He's adventurous, and he is ready to get this journey started.

He's terrified of slugs. Okay. Loves to go to the batting cages, and he loves Disneyland and goes every year on his birthday. I hate that. I hate that. See, this is my thing. I love Disney. But, like, I just don't go that often, which I think helps me shy away from the whole Disney adult label.

Yeah. But if you go once a year on your birthday, here's the thing we could sit here and be nice and try to find a way to make all of these fun facts sound endearing and oh well you know he DJed a roller rink

he's got to make money somehow oh you know we love Disney I gotta go with gut initial reactions I have to or else I'm going to sit here and be nice to every one of these people you know what I mean? No super fair Disneyland every year on your birthday don't like it ironically

or is he like no he loves Disneyland I know, I know, but like some part of him could also be like, this is funny. I don't think anybody's thinking that far into going to Disneyland, ironically, on their birthday every year. Yeah, like, I don't love that he goes to Disneyland every year on his birthday, and I'm going to be honest, I don't love it. I also want to say... But could you justify it by being like, well, if he loves Disney, you could go every year, but

we can't sit here and just be, just justify every fun fact to be nice about everybody. By the way, I just want to throw out that Gabby is 31 and Rachel is 26. So I think there's a good mix of age range there because, you know, that's five years. It's a difference. So let's go back to our guys here. Then we got Chris. He's a mentality coach from a lot of California. Redondo Beach, California.

He's 30. He's extremely driven person and has accomplished a lot in his life. Professionally, he knows what his goals are and exactly what he needs to do to accomplish them. But his journey for love is just starting. Chris loves mangoes. He has written two books and says he's his own favorite author. When asked what Chris fears in life, he says, I don't choose fear. I'm getting big, what was the guy, the motivational speaker.

Oh. From show season. I was getting Riley vibes. I could see that looks wise, but from when asked what Chris. fears in life. I don't choose fear and being a mentality coach. I feel like what was his name? I forget. Shit. You guys know who I'm talking about.

Yeah. He ended up being a disaster. So, all right. I mean, I don't see. I don't love like life coach mentality coaches motivational speakers. They think they're better than everyone else. I appreciate that as a profession. I don't think I could date one. Right. It's like you're going to tell me I could never be upset because we're going to have a problem. Yeah. Yeah. I agree. Okay. Next up. We have Colin.

A little older. Yeah, 36-year-old sales director from Chicago. He lives for the thrill of experience. Travel is his thing. He hopes to find someone who wants to experience everything the world has to offer right alongside him. He's all about creating long-lasting memories. He's looking for, he's not looking to be the passenger on someone else's train. Sometimes the way they write these things just crack me up.

Okay. Colin would love to visit the International Space Station. People who chew with their mouth open make Colin cringe. Colin was the founding member of his high school's break dancing club. Colin had me. He had me. I was liking what I was reading. International Space Station, that's fucking cool.

Sure. Chewing with your mouth open, everyone hates that. Lost me at the founding member of the high school's breakdancing club. See, he locked me in. He locked me in at founding his breakdancing club. That means he's a little more fun than... And he's fun. Yeah.

Oh, boy. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know if I can, I don't know how I can roll with that one. All right. Then we have Eric. Strange way to spell Eric. Yeah, I don't personally know Eric, but I know a lot of people that know Eric. Really?

Because he's from New Jersey. Yeah. You always know people on this show. I'm starting to get a little sick that I don't know anybody. That's not true. You knew people. Oh, yeah. Actually, I think it was Matt James.

Yeah. Actually, I did. Okay, so Eric is a 29-year-old real estate analyst from Bedminster, New Jersey. He is a handsome guy who's quiet confidence. It's hard to ignore. Who says he's a handsome guy. Whoever writes these bios. Compared to the others, I guess.

Yeah. He describes himself as low-key, funny, outdoorsy, and a bit mysterious with a fun side. When it comes to relationships, Eric acts with intention and is looking for the real deal. Above all, he wants to find his best friend. Eric has no interest in going to an escape room. Eric likes his wine, both red and white, and he dreams of seeing the Northern Lights in person. I'm fine with Eric. Solid fun facts.

Yeah. There's nothing there that screams like, E. Ah. Yeah, no, no. I love red and white wine. Same. Escape rooms can be fun.

Just, maybe he wants to try one out sometime. No, he does not. No, I know, he has no interest. But I'm saying maybe he should. If he got offered to go on Johnny Banana's TV show, I'm sure he would. Maybe you should break down those walls a little bit. Try something new. All right, Eric from New Jersey.

I got my eyes on you. Ethan, 27-year-old advertising executive from New York. Hope was romantic, isn't afraid to wear his heart in his sleeve. He loves his life in NYC. But is at the point in his life we're going out until 4 a.m. is of no interest. I feel you. Ethan's dream woman is genuine family-oriented,

comfortable in their own skin. And above all else, fun. He is a big believer in signs. He credits his mother with teaching him to value a woman's love. and Ethan says he's a lot of board games. Ethan says he's the king of monopoly. Ethan's perfect breakfast is pancakes and hash browns extra crispy. Watching entourage cheers Ethan up when he is down.

Sold. I like Ethan. I'm sold on Ethan. I'm sold on Ethan too. I like him. And honestly, nothing is better than watching Entourage when you're down. And also pancakes and hash browns. Great combo.

Extra crispy. Great combo. That is. I want that so bad right now. That is. That is really good to see Ethan. We're proud of you. Yeah. All right, Ethan. Hayden, 29-year-old leisure executive from Tampa, Florida.

What the fuck is a leisure executive? I have an executive of leisure? Isn't he giving you-doing-doing-nothing? Is he giving you nerdy grocery store-out? I see similarity. Big smile. Big smile. With a bit of the accent and a lot of the charm, Hayden is proud of his southern roots. Tries not to take life too seriously. Loves golf. Hitting the beach, working his magic on the grill.

She must love dogs because Hayden and his good boy Rambo are a package deal. Hayden loves baked potatoes, likes to end his day with a dip in the hot tub, loves country music, and would thrive at stagecoach. Lost me. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Red flag. Red flag. You know it's a red flag when they're throwing in stagecoach. He would thrive at stagecoach?

That means something bad. I'm already guessing this guy's going to paradise. Yeah. And that means that he, that means something. Yeah. They don't throw stagecoach in for no reason. They don't. They know that means a lot.

They know. Stage coach weighs heavy in this bachelor nation world. And I still would like to know what a leisure executive is. Okay. After Hayden, we have Jacob. Jacob is a 27-year-old mortgage broker from Scottsdale, Arizona. He knows exactly what he wants in his wife and a wife. He admits he's picky.

But since he's looking for a love to last lifetime, he doesn't see that as a bad thing. His ideal wife will turn heads with her looks wherever she goes and have beauty on the outside that matches. I was going to say. If it's all about looks, we're going to have a problem here, Jacob. Jacob reads 30 to 40 books a year. He loves to camp in national parks, and he doesn't eat cake.

Me and Jacob don't have a lot in common. But you do. I mean, I read a lot of books. 30 to 40 is a lot. I don't think I read that many. That is a lot of books. And I'm not camping in any national parks anytime soon. I can promise you that.

And I eat cake. So maybe not as much as common as you think. I don't know. I'm... I don't know. I'm iffy on him. I don't know what I'm thinking there. All right.

Then we have James. 25-year-old. Oh, boy, poor James. He might be going home night one. He's got a stupid job. Yeah. Meatball enthusiast from Winneka, Illinois. He kind of looks like a meatball enthusiast.

I wonder if my friend knows who this is. She's from Winneca. Okay. James is a tormentor with Dimple so cute that you can't help with smile. he's ready to find someone to bring home to meet his loving big Italian family, obviously, if he's a meatball enthusiast. He also wants six kids. Whoa.

All right. James is a huge LeBron James fan. He loves a water ski and nothing makes James happier than a plate of pipe and hot meatballs. Look, I do love a pipe and hot plate of meatballs. And he's the meatball guy now. He's the meatball guy. So I don't think he's going far. So I would love to know what James' real job is because clearly they've...

They didn't feel the need to even. even give him a real job. Exactly. That's what you always, we've come to learn that when somebody has a stupid job like that listing, they do do something else. They just make him the joke. Like, is this guy going to show up dressed as a giant meatball? Maybe. Is he going to bring a plate? Is he going to bring a plate and make the girls do the lady in the tramp thing? Oh, good call. Good call. Something to think about. This next guy, I hate already. Oh, no. I read a little further down and. Jason, Jason, 30-year-old investment banker from Santa Monica. I mean, already sounds dushy. James Jason is a relationship kind of guy.

He loves love and is ready to find a woman with whom to laugh and grow their life. Loudest guy in the room. He's never the loudest guy in the room. Oh, he's never the loudest guy in the room. Yet still somehow has an undeniable presence about him. Loves a surf dance, play tennis, looking for an adventure. Sometimes they, like, he values authenticity and says that when he finds the one, the vibes will tell him all he needs to know. Gabby and Rachel, you hear that?

Good vibes only. Jason loves to tour historical homes, hates Coca-Cola. favorite pastime is stargazing. If you can't appreciate an ice cold Coca-Cola, you ain't the guy from me. I took the words right out of my mouth because you know that Coca-Cola is my favorite drink. I live and die by Coca-Cola,

so if you hate Coca-Cola, I hate you. That's it. So when you guys are looking at Jason, just remember that guy hates Coke. Yeah. Joey, 24-year-old twin from Brookfield, Connecticut. There was a lot about these twins when the cast came out.

Because... Are the twins on the show or only one twin is on the show? No, they're both on the show. What? Yeah, they're both on the show. And they do have jobs, but their job just as twin. There was a lot of talk of them being like club promoters. He looks like one, to be honest.

So like a lot of girls were being like, oh, those guys hit me up all the time, like blah, blah, blah. I mean, that's literally their job. But yeah, anyway, they're 24. lovable goofball when he's not out looking for love. He loves to hit the clubs in New York City for a night out. There you go with the boys. Spending time at home with his identical twin brother, Justin.

We'll hear more about Justin in a little. Nothing makes Joey happier than winning. If Joey could, he would live off cheeseburgers. Joey loves go-karting. Joey seems like a very typical 24-year-old boy that is from Connecticut and now lives in New York City. Yeah, and I could promise you he's not looking to get married. Yeah, like that's about a 0% chance. These guys know what they're doing going on this show.

They're trying to promote their clubs. Yeah. So, yeah, maybe we'll, maybe we'll be seeing the twins in Paradise. I could see, I could see sending twins to Paradise. I feel like with the Haley and. True. What was the other one, Emily? Yeah, I think they're married now, right?

Yeah, one of them did just get married. John is a 26-year-old English teacher from Nashville, Tennessee. Sweet and genuine man who will do anything for the people whom he truly cares. for whom he truly cares. He may come off as shy as first, hard to ignore the positivity that radiates from within him. John enjoys dressing up so much that sometimes he puts on a suit to go grocery shopping. John would love to be the face of a big clothing brand.

John loves Mexican food. He loves dressing him so much he puts on a suit to go grocery shopping? Yeah. He has a very inviting face, but I... He looks like a nice guy. Yeah, I just... I don't know. pops out of me there and I just feel like

is wanting to be the face of a big clothing brand potential red flag? Are you here for the wrong reasons? Could be. Something to think about. Trying to break out of his teacher's nest. Exactly. Face of a big clothing brand. All right. Next up is Johnny. Johnny has an unsettling

face to me in that picture. Johnny looks like uh, shit. Who's the actor? You know what I'm talking about? Kind of yeah. I just can't think of. In the eyes. Michael Fastbender. No. Whoa, that's a major compliment to Johnny.

I was not thinking what I was not thinking Michael Fastbender. I was thinking, uh, I don't know. It's not going to come to me. Anyway, he's 25. He's a realtor from Palm Beach Gardens, Florida. Layback, Simple Man and wants to find love just like the rest of us. When he isn't hanging out with his huge, crazy Italian family, he's serving with his boys who are taking advantage of any free time to plan his next travel adventure.

He, let's see. Sucker for a good. smile, forward thinker. Johnny's childhood dream was to be a rapper, loves to make corny jokes, he loves fishing. Does Tyler know this guy? I think there was maybe something about Johnny that he was like hanging out with that crew

because he's from Palm Beach Gardens. I could be making that up. I have no idea. Yeah. You think he'll wrap on that show? Probably. Definitely. I hate when people say that they love making corny jokes.

Yeah. Because I hate corny jokes. I got to be honest. They don't really do it for me. I feel like you make corny jokes all the time. Yeah, I like when I make them or when Fran makes them. We like it when we do it, but we never outwardly say we love to do it. Yeah, yeah. I'm not like, I love making corny jokes.

Like, I appreciate a naturally funny guy who, like, I don't know, corny jokes isn't really my sense of humor. Yeah. I would have to say it for other people, like for me to laugh at them. Okay, now we have. If me and friend are going to make a corny joke, then we'll make a corny joke. You better laugh. Okay. Jordan H.

This guy looks like he's made for the bachelor, bachelor, just from, I know we don't normally talk pictures, but this guy screams he's ready for this show. Jordan H, 25-year-old software developer from Tampa, Florida. He's an adrenaline junkie who falls hard and fast,

loves to spend his free time racing dirt bikes and hopes to find a woman who wants to experience life's greatest thrills by his side. He could be a good match for Rachel. She likes flying planes. He likes dirt biking, adrenaline junkie. I feel like they probably That's flying planes

I feel like that is you like You like you're a nut You're kind of she flies those small planes Oh I guess yeah but I'm thinking like a like a Delta pilot No no no she flies like the small planes Jordan H is an amateur dirt bike racer The 4th of July is his favorite holiday And he loves Florida but hates Florida drivers

Won me over on that one Oh yeah I get very frustrated driving in Florida The Florida drivers are awful. Terrible. So bad. So bad. I never understand when people say that Fourth of July is their favorite holiday. I think they just like the summer.

Yeah. Like I think they just like the idea of a barbecue, drinking outside on a nice day, day, day off. Because like whose favorite holiday really is Fourth of July? It's, I think people do love the first of all. It's like the day itself. Or like the vibe. Yeah, like it's just like the vibe of it. It's a vibe.

But that's sunny holiday, I would say. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Next up we have who's coming after Jordan H. Oh no, Jordan H and then we have Jordan V. Jordan V. Wow, another. Whoa. These guys are living in the fast lane.

Whoa, slow down. We got Jordan H, the dirt bike racer and Jordan V, the drag racer. All right. So this is a 27-year-old drag racer from Alpharetta, Georgia. He has got the need, the need for speed. I wish I'm not saying that myself. It's literally written. It's literally written like that.

It's literally very like that. When this professional raceguard driver isn't on the track going from zero to 337 miles per hour in less than four seconds, he loves spending time with his nephews. That's very specific. So I have a feeling he's going to go into the house and tell that to everyone. Like he's going to be like, guys, I can go from zero to 337 miles per hour and four seconds. Because I feel like that's a hint that he has to say that because that's way too specific. And he's coming in on like a. Yeah.

That's way too specific. Some sort of like car, right? Definitely. Jordan V loves sweet tea. He says the most romantic gift you can give is a handwritten letter. He describes his middle school haircut as the Justin Bieber. Everybody had that as their middle school haircut. If you are around the age of 27, that sounds about right.

I do. I'm a sucker for a handwritten letter though. I'm with Jordan V on that. I'm with Jordan V on that. So I don't know. Life in the Fast lane. If you aren't doing handwritten letters still, start doing them yeah yeah yeah I'm I'm we'll see anybody that's a race car driver

a little nutty in my mind you know also a little nervous like I know I don't know my life always thinking about you in the car I agree Justin B 32 year old physical therapist from Salana Beach California Justin B is a lover not a fighter he's all about creating memories in life's little moments and dreams of having a woman who will enjoy what the world has to offer by his side. He's not just looking for his best friend, but rather wants someone who can keep him excited as life naturally settles him to come.

His coffee shops are Justin B's happy place. Justin B loves the smell of Jasmine, and he dreams of traveling the U.S. in a van. Okay, Dean. All right, you Dean ass. Dean acting ass. Yeah, I bet you don't even want to get married. Justin B., he looks nice as well.

I feel like he has a nice looking face. feels very calm coffee shops smelling jasmine living life in a van it's the simple things in life for him yeah it definitely is

it definitely is all right twin number two Justin why he looks like the nicer twin 24 the goofier twin interesting you say that if you go off the pictures

now funny you say that did you see that the first line is that he's the life of the party no I actually didn't I just looked at the pictures and very similar bio Hardworking go-getter

who enjoys clubbing in New York City's hottest spots with his favorite wingman is identical twin brother Joey Justin describes himself as attentive and loyal and says he's ready to settle down when he meets the right one I mean these 24-year-old kids They do not want to get married

or working or going to clubs in New York boy are they not wanting to get married no Justin Y wants to learn how to salsa dance he loves the Lakers and if he could live in any other decade he would choose the early 90s early 90s, I mean, that shows how young he is.

Also, better than the 1800s. Yes, by far. I would have to agree with you on that. We're going to see what happens with the twins. I'm curious. I'm assuming they're going to go for different girls. But more drama if they go for the same girl, I guess, right? Yeah.

Kirk, 29-year-old college football coach from Lubbock, Texas. A college football coach's name should be Kirk. Yeah, you're right. Kirk is a successful football coach who is ready to find love that will go the distance during the season. But what school? If he's a successful coach. If he's in Lubbock, that's where Texas Tech is. So maybe Texas Tech.

He's the Texas Tech football coach. I can't. He's definitely not the head coach. I'm assuming he is. I was going to say, doesn't he have some other things to do? Should we look to see the Texas? Texas, tech, football coaches,

line up. College, football coaches. Ross. Football coaches. Let's look at the link here. It was a Kirk. I don't see Kirk.

Maybe he's not one currently. Yeah, or maybe this is just also not the school. It could be a different school. Could be a different school. Oh, wait. Kirk? You got him? Kurt, is that the same guy?

Picture looks very different. Let me see, let me see. Kirk Bryant, senior offensive analyst. Yeah, that is him. That's, I think that's him. I guess the haircut. Yeah, the eyebrows are exactly the same. The eyebrows are the same.

Yeah, those are some strong eyebrows. Yeah. So he is his first season on the Texas Tech football staff, as he was named a senior offensive analyst by head coach Joey McGuire on December 7th. He worked at Austin P for a while. Awesome P. I don't know how you say that school's name.

Four seasons at Baylor. Yeah, all right. I mean, he's been around the block a time or two as far as football coaches go. All right, Kirk. Okay, Kirk. Touchdown. That's what it says at the end of his bio.

It does. Oh, boy, that really does say that. I was really hoping you didn't think I just said that. I wasn't sure. Kirk loves golf, but he isn't very good at it. He never wears white while eating spaghetti, and he would love to visit Santorini one day. All right.

Nice. Nice. I could see something happen with Kirk potentially. All right. After Kirk, we have Logan. Logan, 26-year-old videographer from San Diego, California. California Beach Boy loves the sun, surf, and the idea of finding someone to share them both with for the rest of,

of time loves to hang with his boys he's ready to cheat to trade in bachelorhood and find someone to grow with in a meaningful way logan's lifelong crush is elaine from seinfeldt Logan isn't afraid to skinny dip Logan loves corn dogs you've Logan I love corn dogs I am not afraid to skinny dip and Elaine is a great crush I am feeling something for I am not a connection there for you and Logan I think it's a great bio Good bio. I agree. Okay. All right, Logan. I feel like that's, he's got Bachelor and Paradise potential.

I don't know about winning potential, but I feel like maybe Bachelor in Paradise potential. Mario is a 31-year-old personal trainer. Mario looks so inviting. He does. Looks like he gives good hugs. Do you think he's a good hugger, or is he a wear my hug at kind of guy? Could go two different guys. Way different.

He's from Illinois. He's a ball of energy with a smile that lights up the room. He sure is. When it comes to love, Mario says he is emotionally available and proudly wears his heart on his sleeve. He just wants to make his mother proud. He says he is a Tetris superstar, loves tulips, and likes to end his day by listening to 90s R&B. Oh, I like Mario. Yeah, Mario looks like a good time.

Good vibes from him. A lot of people talking about their games that they play. Yeah, mine would be RomyCube. What would yours be? I guess mine would probably be candy crushed. I feel like would end up being in my fun facts, which would not be good for me. But yeah, if I read that, I'd be like, oh my gosh, he's 10 years. Yeah, it wouldn't be good for my, for my bio, but I feel like it would be in there.

Matt, 25-year-old shipping executive from San Diego, a lot of San Diego, a lot of Southern California. Do they just go to San Diego and they just spin around pointing their finger? Go you. I know, I know. I guess they just know people and they know the right people. Matt is a successful young man who owns his own business and has admittedly prioritized work

over his romantic relationships in the past he wants to experience new things vibes are important vibes are everything it says Matt has a pet beta fish named Tony he would rather

vibe than dance to good music wouldn't dancing to good music would rather vibe than dance yeah what is I think he rather just sit there Rather just be like, yeah. Bob his head a little.

Like, ooh. And, okay. These beats are cool. Yeah. Matt dreams of buying his mom a home wherever she wants. That's sweet. Yeah, that's what they all say.

Yeah. Oh, boy. All right, Matt. Okay, next up is Michael. 32-year-old pharmaceutical salesman from Long Beach, California. Oh. I mean, Jesus Christ.

What are we doing here with all these guys from California? They're all the same. It is really just the same. Matt, this is Michael. excuse me. Michael might be reserved at first, but once he opens up, he is thoughtful and attentive with the foundation of a great husband. He does not consider himself a conventional romantic and leads with logic over emotion, but his biggest ally when it comes to love is his own intuition

when you know, you know. Um, interesting. Maybe he falls in love fast. Michael says that parents love him. He's not afraid to admit that he is a bad cook and he loves Harry Potter and wants to visit his wizarding worlds. That bumped him up a few slots in my eyes, but before that, I was was just kind of eh. Yeah. He's not doing it for me. Yeah. I feel like nothing's popping out in that bio that's that I either like or dislike. When there's, when it's just no strong emotion, not a good sign. Nate's a 33 year old electrical engineer from Chicago, Illinois. Handsome Chicago native is the full package, humble and hardworking. Nate tries to always live life to the fullest. He is looking for a woman who's kind of enter smart and ready to complete his beautiful family.

and his favorite movie is How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days. He enjoys an occasional gas station icy. He doesn't do mosh pits. Those facts make sense. First of all, one of the best movies, How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days. Truly. A gas station icy, yum. Does hit pretty well sometimes.

I don't do mosh pits either. Mosh pits are scary. Very dangerous. I've witnessed some from afar and I've gotten cotton some before and I think I'm going to die. every time. Why do people do it? I don't get it. I don't get it. What is the fun in jumping around and pushing everybody? It's like playing Russian roulette. I've seen some where people are just straight up punching other people. Yes, that's what a mosh pit. You're just swing your arms all around. You literally are trying to maim and injure everyone around you. It's crazy. Not a fan. Quincy.

Oh, I like Quincy. Quincy's got a good smile too. 25-year-old life coach. From Miami. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Unique gift. uplift the people around him with both laughter and wisdom. Maybe there's got to be one life coach that ends up. Changing life coaches for us. Yeah. Be a nice. Yeah. Quincy loves high vibration music. He admits he is a bad texter and he can watch Space Jam on repeat and never get bored.

I really hate bad texers. And I know a lot of people are, but like I just can't deal with a bad texter. I agree with you on that. That bothers me as well. another one that's just it's not not popping out to me all right robbie oh boy is that roby or robie i think it's robie i would think robie but he's a magician he's different but r o one b so maybe it's not let's call him roby a 33 year old magician from l a he is an impressive and accomplished magician who has stories of unconventional life experiences no one would believe he has grown

up traveling across the globe, man of the world, you can tell you anything in French, smart, well-read, and expert conversationalist. I don't know. Advanced scuba diver went all through elementary in high school only learning in French. He wants to live in a home with secret rooms and hidden tunnels in it.

So he's obviously going to do a magic trick. He's too magician like. Not everything's a magic trick, Roby. Yeah. I got to say, I do love magic, but I do think if someone was doing magic around me all the time, might it be pretty old. Imagine dating someone who just always pulled magic tricks on you? Honey, let me

show you this new one. Or like you or just like, it's basically like, it's basically like pranks. Like magic tricks are basically like being prank all day long. I just imagine being like honey, where's my keys? And then he's like, oh no. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, he's like, oh yeah. Yeah. And you're like, no, just fucking leave my keys where I left them. Oh, you probably like at first, it's like one of those things.

Like at first, like you really like, like him. and then like a couple months in, you're like, shut up, oh, you like snap on him. We're like, stop with the fucking magic tricks. Okay, next up we have Ryan, 36-year-old investment director from Boston. I feel like this is one of the first few guys we've seen from the Northeast.

There's like a couple of New York, but. Connecticut. New Jersey, like, okay, Boston, he's ready to settle down and get wiped up, falls hard and fast and describes himself as a hopeless romantic who knows true love will find him soon. I mean, he's 36. He's a little on the other side.

Yeah. Older side. I'm hoping he's like. He wants a... Yeah, he wants a Nicholas Sparks type of relationship and is willing to put the work to bring his love story to life. Will this journey be a walk to remember? I hope not.

Terrible movie reference to put in there. I would hope it's not... I would hope not. It's very sad. Terrible. Yeah. Think of any other nickel. I know I get the pun of will the journey be a walk to remember.

Or maybe like, will he be right... Would be better? Will he be writing the story in his notebook? Yeah. So much better. A walk to remember is a terrible reference. No. Great movie, though.

one of my favorites. That Mandy Moore song gets me every time. Okay, Ryan is a proud Botox enthusiast. God damn it, Ryan. Ryan hopes to open his own dog rescue and shelter someday. All right, wind points back. Loves pineapple. Is that a euphemism?

I was going to say, I know. How much do you love pineapple, Ryan? You know what? Tell me. I said it in my head and said, Maria, don't say that out loud. And then you said it.

So, loves is it all cats. Yeah, it was like, is he going to be talking about how much he loves pineapple for certain reasons? Yeah. Now that I'm looking at his picture, he really doesn't have any forehead wrinkles. So I guess he does love Botox. You know what right? Forehead wrinkles are natural. Yeah.

You know, I'm really, it's really natural to have facial expressions. It is. It is. Because sometimes, like, I feel like people get in other people's heads where they're like, oh, I don't want like my eyebrows to move or like my wrinkles in my head. Like, I would, I kind of. I'm staring at your forehead. Yeah, but like it's like I'm.

Yeah. Got a lot of expressions. Yeah. If I were to get Botox, what would happen? What would happen? We don't know. Spencer, 47-year-old venture capitalist from Chicago. He is a man of service who is committed to finding something significant.

He says that he doesn't consider himself a textbook romantic because he doesn't like to idolize things. But please don't hold that against him because he promises he is a great partner who finds thoughtful ways to make his significant other feel special. I don't really know what any of that means. That sounds weird. great sense of humor he's not your stereotypical let's grab a drink kind of guy also don't know what that means

nothing makes Spencer happier than seeing the Detroit Lions win he must not be happy a lot good football joke throw in there Spencer gets a lot of compliments on his eyebrows and he thinks EDM is ridiculous Spencer he looks like he fills in his eyebrows

a lot too much those are some hefty eyebrows It looks like he's painting them. They look like they could jump right off his face and run away. Right? You can make an animated movie about Spencer's eyebrows. Spencer thinks it makes me think of when in, is it 21 Jump Street? Yeah, yeah, they start picturing.

They're tripping and they're picturing Rob. What's his name? Rob Wrigal. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, Rob Wrigal. That's his name, right? Is that it?

Yeah. His eyebrows start moving, like, going crazy. Yeah. Also, EDM. can be fun. Please. Don't come after our EDM, rave girlfriend.

Yeah, EDM is ridiculous. EDR can be fun, though. EDM can be fun. Go to a nice concert. It'll have a great time. Yeah. Okay, next up we have Termaine.

A 28-year-old crypto guy is his job. That's not a good sign. That's not a good sign. No. He's also from Illinois. Energetic guy with big personality. Self-made entrepreneur.

He's not afraid to be bold and say what's on his mind. Bowers points to anyone who can talk crypto with him the second woman says NFT it's game over gross I hate that so much he loves double dates would love to snuggle with the baby cheetah and he doesn't like sweets I termine maybe my least favorite yet I'm hoping that he does not go in there and start talking about

NFTs with these ladies oh his entrance is going to be an NFT he's going to be like this moment right here should be an NFG. Oh boy. That could be tough. Okay. Then we have Tino, 27-year-old general contractor. He looks like Blake Horsman.

From Paya del Rey, California. Another. Mixed with Miles to-Rae. Yeah. Yeah, actually. Go with the flow kind of guy. I love spending time with his family and friends, surfing, cycling, camping.

He's very involved in giving him back to his community. He wants for kids. and he enjoys reading the Wall Street Journal. Tino says 90% of what he eats his meat and he dreams of surfing in Bali. Let me tell you, vegetarian's going to hate this guy. Yeah, definitely. I don't hate him, no.

I know, I'm interested at him. I feel like he looks like somebody who could do well in that show and maybe it's because you just told me he looks like Blake and now I'm thinking that. But, hold on one second. Oh, no, go back. Oh, here we go.

We have up next, we've got two left. Look at us. We're flying through this. We have Tyler. Tyler is a 25-year-old small business owner from Wildwood, New Jersey. Tyler is an Italian stallion looking for the love of his life. He isn't afraid to be over the top and says that he wants the kind of connection that is so profound. Others will say that it's the kind of love you only see in movies.

He, he's ready to go big, so we hope that doesn't send him home. That's never a good sign. The last line of the paragraph being, he's ready to go big so we hope that doesn't send him home. This kid's going to go big, it's going to send him home. So, all right, dreams of visiting every park in the MLB, likes country music that he can dance to, and he's not a good multitasker.

Eh, he's not really doing it for me to be honest. He looks like someone I would run into in Wildwood at the Jersey Shore. Like, I feel like he's got a tattoo, sleeve there that's just peeking out. We haven't seen it fully yet. It's just peeking out the bottom of the picture. It's dying a bust out. Last but not least, or we'll see, is Zach, 25-year-old tech executive

from Anaheim Hills, California, old-fashioned romantic, loves his mom, dogs, and football, charismatic, personal, huge heart. Let's see, series about finding love that will lead to marriage. So whatever grand romantic gesture it takes for him to get there, he's ready to go. Also could be telling. He would love to be Spider-Man for a day. He doesn't like breakfast.

Eggs don't agree with him. He loves beach volleyball and is a master of the top gun high five. You know, I love breakfast. But if eggs don't agree with you, they don't agree with you. Eggs could be hard on the tummy. Yeah. I appreciate him listening to his body. What is body telling him?

Right. If his eggs don't agree with him? No, no. We definitely don't do that. I just started taking a probiotic yesterday because I think I have to. Yeah, because we just like to eat what we like to eat. I think it will be fun to be Spider-Man for a day Of course, anybody would love to be Spider-Man for a day.

I think it would be fun to be any superhero for a day. Yeah, we'd all fucking love to be a superhero, Zach. Yeah. Real original. Zach kind of looks like Lawrence brother. Like Joey Lawrence and the one from Boy Meets World, Sean. Oh my God, he does. He kind of looks like he could fit.

He absolutely does. It looks like he could be a brother of the Lawrence family. That's really funny. He's like in the middle. Yeah, he can be like the long lost, Laurence brother. Yeah. That's really funny. He does. All right.

That wraps it up. Wait, what's a Top Gun High Five? Of the Beach Volleyball. Oh, the double. Yeah, yeah, the double. I think. Cool. Yeah.

All right, that is it for these guys. I got to say, there wasn't, I mean, there was a few that were like, oh, but nothing that I was like, oh, God, no. Yeah, no. Termaine is last on my list of the NFT guy. I think meatball enthusiast. We're going to get some bad jokes. I love the balls, but like, that was like the sauce lady.

Yeah. Or the chicken later. Yeah. It's the same shit. Right. Same thing. Yeah. So we'll see what happens, but a lot of sweet looking faces.

I'm excited to see what happens and how this plays out. I had fun. I had fun too. Do you have a favorite or? No. Way too soon. If I could pick anyone just right now of who I think might go far, I'm going to go with Jordan H. Good pick.

Yeah. Yeah. That's who I'm throwing out there. right now. Okay, that's it. Thanks, everyone. Thanks, everyone. That also wraps up the episode and we'll talk to you tomorrow for the first episode of The Bachelorette and... Guys, yeah. It's Wednesday. I got to... Oh, sorry, Wednesday. It'll be Wednesday, but I also got to say I'm going to put... If you saw the promos of Noah hyping up that the three amigos were going to be back, I had to text and be like, why are you promoting this? When... Just not... This week. Yeah. When Trent's not here.

Trent's like in Scotland for like two weeks. So... No idea we're trying. Everyone make him feel guilty. Yeah, DM Trent. Trent might not even be back for next week. We have no idea. Ever. Yeah.

I have no idea. So DM Trent, be like you have to be back for the recaps. Yeah. So, unfortunately, there will be no time. We'll be here, though.

If you guys like us, we'll still be here. There will be two. Very special guess. Yeah, there will be two. On Wednesday. On one side. Very special guess.

You could probably guess with that. Okay. We'll see. you guys on Wednesday.