Chicks in the Office - Bachelorette Bios + Drake Bell Arrested
Episode Date: June 7, 2021Breaking down all the contestant bios for Katie's Bachelorette season (6:18-1:06:05). Drake Bell arrested (1:08:28-1:14:00). Prince Harry & Meghan Markle welcome baby girl (1:14:01-1:17:24). Zayn Mali...k gets into fight in NYC (1:19:38-1:25:20). CITO merch > http://bit.ly/citomerch. Follow us on Instagram @chicksintheoffice and on Twitter @chicksintheoff + subscribe to our Snapchat show > http://bit.ly/thegroupchat & our YouTube > http://bit.ly/CITOYOUTUBE.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/chicks-in-the-office
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What's up, everyone? It's Chicks in the Office with Ria and Fran, giving you that Friday energy on a Monday.
And Monday is coming around indeed. But right now it is Sunday while we're recording.
And it's a good Sunday, guys. Summer is here.
It's a full swing. The weather is glorious.
glorious. It is fully happening. Francesca and I are together right now because it's Sunday and we woke
up and we said, hmm, it's a beautiful day. It's a beautiful day. How are we going to let this beautiful
day go to waste? Nobody would want us to let this beautiful day go to waste. If we're 15 minutes
away from each other, 15 minutes away. On Long Island. Yeah. You know, it's summertime,
spend more time on Long Island because the beach is there. We're not going to stay in the city every
weekend, concrete jungle. We got to get this water. And so,
So, you know, we woke up this morning.
It was like the only thing that's going to cure whatever's going on,
hangover when you wake up on a Sunday morning in the summer is by going to the beach.
So we're going to do that.
But first, we have a priority.
And it's to feed you guys some amazing Bachelor BIOS, Bachelorette Bios,
because the Bachelor at, I keep forgetting, is back tonight.
Tonight.
And I'd like to say this, one thing about it.
I want to say one thing about it and one thing only.
And I'm going to leave everybody on this note.
Okay.
I was so much happier when the Bachelor and Bachelorette was not on TV in my life.
To laugh.
It's added stress.
It has added.
It's added stress.
It's added stress and it has taken 50 years off my life.
I swear to God, I felt like 50 seems like a lot.
A lot.
Maybe five.
It has maybe taken five years off.
because the back to back
that we had was so much.
It was, it was, it's not even a, it's a lot to take in.
Yeah.
It was a lot of content, a lot of drama, a lot of,
and the lot, like we said, the last few seasons,
it's been very intense.
That's like kind of what we're talking about with Tanya and,
and Becca last week,
but all in all,
I am excited to see what they have for us,
what kind of show we get,
what the people are like,
what Katie's like.
We're fully back.
and I was trying to think of what else I wanted to say.
Oh, about the beach.
Yeah, Friday.
Like, I know, I know.
I'm going backwards.
I'm going backwards.
But I'm just saying because Friday, remember, like, remember Friday's episode, like,
when we recorded, I was just down in the dumps.
Yeah, you were a down on that day.
I was like, I really needed, I really needed.
I was like, I just need the sun.
Tough to be around.
Yeah.
And it cured me.
It did.
I can tell the person you are today is a different person.
person that I saw there's like 100%. And it definitely was the beach. Yeah. You got a nice
I'm happier here going on. The hair is going. The skin looks great. It cured you completely. It
really did. We are absolutely in a happier place. For sure. I'm, I'm feeling good as well. And
just back to The Bachelor for a second, I want to say as much as I said, my life is happier without
it. I am excited for it to come back. It's going to be entertaining. It's going to be fun. We all know that.
but it's a lot.
Yeah.
But you do know what I'm excited for also doing stuff with Trent.
I just,
I've missed him,
you know,
like we do the group chat with him still like every day basically.
But, you know,
for podcast stuff,
it's not the same.
It's not the same.
I miss him so much.
Yeah,
exactly.
My heart aches.
We're going to have him back ready,
locked and loaded for us.
And in the new studio,
which will be really exciting.
Yeah.
Trent has never recorded with us in the new studio.
So we got that coming for every,
but let's get into today's show like we said we're going to break down the bachelor at bios we
also have a very strange drake bell story not good what's going on do not like what's going on also big
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All right, folks, the moment we've all been waiting for
to get yourself ready for the premiere of the Bachelorette.
We will be going through all the Bachelorette bios
of all the male contestants that we will be seeing this season.
I will say, just from a quick glance,
I haven't really gone through all the bios quite yet.
Nobody really catches my eye.
And I got to say, I just feel like the photos, and we say it every single time,
the cast photos that they do for the men and the women is just so, like, doesn't do anyone any justice.
Like, I really got to wait for the first episode to see, like, on video how everyone looks,
because the photos, you're just like, it's just not great.
And Tasia is, like, on record for being like, these guys were handsome,
handsome fellas.
Well, maybe she thought that everybody
saw the photos and thought,
ooh, these guys are not handsome fellas.
And then she had to say that.
Yeah.
I think it translates differently to,
I think it translates differently to,
everybody looks,
I feel like everybody looks better on video.
Absolutely.
That's my personal opinion.
I can't put up there else.
I'm not going to be able to read this.
Okay.
That's fine.
Okay.
We're starting off alphabetical order,
as always, from the top.
Aaron.
Aaron is a 26-year-old.
insurance agent from San Diego. And his bio is, it's easy to see that Aaron is a strapping young
man, but don't be fooled. There is much more to this California stud than meets the eye.
Aaron currently works in sales and enjoys being outdoors, surfing and lifting weights, and he was an
NCAA swimmer in college. He is thoughtful, sensitive, and very ambitious saying that in five
years time, he hopes to own his business and work for himself. He's looking for a woman who's down to
earth, smart, funny, and is someone who doesn't take herself too seriously. He plans to leave a legacy
behind so he needs a partner who is.
going to support him and encourage his dreams.
His one flaw, he says he can be a procrastinator,
but now he is done wasting time and ready to find his wife.
He has one tattoo, his family's initials on his neck.
His biggest fears are rats and saber-toothed tigers.
And his favorite holiday is Halloween because he loves when things get spooky.
Here's the thing.
I like Aaron.
I like Aaron and I miss the times where the Bachelor bios were like a little bit more absurd
that you can be like, fuck this guy.
Yeah, yeah.
This is only the first one.
Who knows?
We don't know where we can end up.
Charming guy.
I think Katie's going to like him.
I think, you know, I think that the bio is all good.
He likes to be outdoors, but he's a normal guy.
He's a sales guy.
But he wants to leave a legacy.
He's a swimmer.
But guy wants to leave a fucking legacy.
So he's got to do something big here.
And also, if you were to write your biggest fears down, what would yours be?
Because for me, it would be like,
Ria's biggest fears are getting a champagne cork to the eye and going blind.
Nafkins.
and napkins and people would be like okay girls are girls are freak we're not going to go with her
what would your fears be frisbees as well i hate frisbys brisbees i didn't know that frisbees is a big fear
of mine because i've always imagined getting hit in the nose and then i've always wanted a nose job
though so like it goes back and forth a little bit like i don't want a frisbee but if i were to get hit
and i had to break my nose and had to get a new nose it wouldn't be the worst thing the world um my biggest
fears, I don't, I don't really, I don't really know what like my go-to answer would be.
Bugs? Spiders. When we were in California, I asked somebody what their biggest fear was.
Yeah. And they said, watching my dad grow old. And I was like, whoa. Whoa. I mean, that is,
like, that is not the answer I was looking for, but that is deep. That is deep. That is a good one, though.
I definitely wouldn't be putting saber-tooth tigers on mine, though, because I feel like those
animals don't even really, like, exist that much anymore.
Right.
So bugs?
I don't like, I have a fear of, like, bugs, like, at night.
Like, like, having an itch and then, like, being...
Bed bugs are scary.
No, like, bedbugs are very scary.
You know what the scariest bugs were when we were little, and you'd hear about them all the time,
and now they're not really talked about?
earworms. Oh no, I don't want to talk about that.
Ear worms. Do you remember? People always talk about earworms when we were kids?
No. Like the Permuda Triangle, something that was always brought up that you didn't really have to be afraid of, but everybody talked about.
I hear, no, you're right. Okay, let's move on to number two, Bachelorette, contestant number two.
Oh, no, earwigs. Sorry, not earworms. Earwigs. Yeah, I was going to say air worms. Earwig.
Earwigs. Yeah, I was like warms in your ear.
Earwigs. Oh, oh. They're so gross.
Oh, my God.
That was such a big thing, earwigs.
And you'd be like, oh, they're going to crawl my ear.
We used to have, like, the jumping crickets.
Like in the basement.
Those were bad for a little bit.
Hated those.
There was a year, remember when the jumping crickets were really bad?
Always in our basement.
And if I was in the basement with my friends,
then we would try it.
We'd be like, oh, my God, there's one.
You would try and get it.
And then it would fucking jump up and everyone would scream.
Oh, God.
2012, 2013.
The crickets were jumping.
They were jumping.
Okay.
Andrew Am.
Andrew M is 31.
He's a deputy district attorney from Newport Beach, California.
All right.
Already feel like he's got his life to Calibros.
Put together.
Newport Beach, 31, age appropriate.
Hey.
Deputy district attorney, big job.
All right.
He is a deputy district attorney who loves his job,
but his identity goes far beyond what he does from eight to five.
When he's not in the courtroom,
you can find Andrew M coaching youth water polo or building bonfires on the beach.
Now he just needs someone to snuggle up with by that fire.
He's looking for a woman who,
who is open-minded, adaptable, exutes positive energy,
but also has a fun side and a great sense of humor
because fun fact, Andrew M loves to play pranks.
Maybe this guy's made for you, Rio.
Andrew M's life is all about adventure,
and he's here because what greater adventure is there
than the search for true love?
Andrew M played one year professional water polo
in Hungary's first division,
the most competitive league in the world.
I didn't know that.
He loves to sample men's fragrances for magazine inserts.
He enjoys woodworking.
and when Andrew M graduated from college, he T-boed on the stage.
Don't like that, but I hate that.
Can I say, though, for a second, your hand is like really close my thigh.
And for that whole time, I was like, should I put my arm around her?
Just go close.
I'm just trying to balance.
I just was like, I feel like this is the moment we're having.
It's getting intimate.
Yeah.
I hate the T-bo thing when Andrew M graduated.
Here's the thing.
I actually don't love the, like,
He loves pranks.
That means that he at all times is planning a prank.
Right.
That's not what I'm about.
You can't be married to a prankster.
No, no, no, no.
Once in a while, that's a fun thing.
But like a guy who loves pranks goes by, I love pranks.
And also is going to Tebow on stage at graduation.
No.
I do like the other stuff about him, though.
I just kind of feel like I'm thinking of Katie.
And I feel like he might be Katie's type.
loves to sample men's fragrances from magazine inserts.
This guy definitely, I mean, how old?
He's 31.
31.
Also, water polo players?
Incredibly fit.
Yeah.
You know, he probably digs good care of himself.
What do you think about guys who were super into fragrance?
Perfumes, colognes.
Don't love it.
I feel like every guy should have one good cologne.
know, but not like, I don't think you need to go crazy.
What about guys who are super into girls' perfumes and what they're wearing?
Oh, yeah.
I don't know.
Then I kind of feel like you're a sniffer.
Yeah.
You know, I walked into.
It makes me think of the guy in Charlie's Angels, you know, who sniffs their hair.
Very weird.
I walked into a smoke shop a couple of weeks ago and immediately when I walked in, this guy,
I was like, what are you wearing?
The guy behind the counter.
He's like, what perfume are you wearing?
And I told him.
and he goes, oh, can you type it in for me?
And I went to type it in on his phone.
And all the other things typed in before me were perfumes.
Oh, Ria, weird, weird.
Maybe he's looking for perfume for you.
No, no, no, no.
I honestly, I wasn't even in like a part of the city where I live.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
In the East Village.
And I'll never return to that smoke shop.
It was a one-off thing.
Oh, my Lord.
But it was very strange.
Very creepy.
Okay, moving on to Andrew S.
26 year old pro football player from Vienna, Austria.
Whoa, we're going international.
Love it.
Andrew S is a true man of the world.
He spends half the year living in Vienna, Austria,
where he plays professional football
and the other half in the Chicago area
where he works as a football coach and a teacher's assistant.
Andrew S is living in Europe has given him an updated outlook on life
where people work to live instead of live to work.
That is true.
He is not afraid to make a grand romantic gesture
and says that when the moment calls for it,
he has no problem driving for hours just to him.
can deliver lunch and fresh flowers to that special woman.
Can't wait to get married in hopes to have five kids one day.
The one thing he cannot handle a relationship is poor communication.
Lucky for him, the boucherat has no trouble in that arena.
Andrew S has a great sense of humor and one of his favorite party tricks is imitating accents
from around the globe.
He loves to nerd out over ancient Rome and says that seeing the coliseum in person was a dream
come true.
He loves margaritas and will happily challenge anyone who says they can make a better one
than he can. And he is very close with his 96-year-old grandmother.
I like him. I like him, too. I have nothing to say about that.
He'll be great on Paradise. I just think he's up. I think he's out. He's going to be great
on Paradise. Yeah. Like I just, I'm looking. I just feel like everything about him. I think we'll
he's younger. He's younger. Yeah, yeah. I just feel like he'll be good on paradise. All right. Austin,
25 real estate investor from Mission Viajo, California.
Austin has been very busy in quarantine.
Not only does he work out at least six days a week.
But in 2020 alone,
he flipped 20 properties and says that in 2021,
his goal is to flip over 100.
He is smooth, funny, handsome,
and driven to succeed in all aspects of his life.
He believes that ambition is the most important trait
that its partner can have and says that doing life together
means driving each other to be better.
His weakness is a woman with a great smile
and that he would love to find someone he can get dressed up for
and enjoy a night out on the town with.
While Austin has dated many women,
he says that he hasn't found a relationship serious enough for him to consider marriage,
but he is hoping to change that.
He is truly searching for the Beyonce to his Jay-Z and has no intention of compromising.
Loves to spend the day at the beach and work on his tan.
I mean, same.
Austin doesn't currently have any tattoos, but he definitely wants to get a few.
He loves his white shoes and fears the day that someone spells on them.
Austin seems very uptight.
Yeah, Austin, I don't love also.
Like, I understand.
Very work-driven, workout-trail.
And like, we must encourage you together to be better.
Yeah.
Wake up, yeah, yeah.
Let's go work out.
Let's go on a run, Katie.
Yeah, I can't do it.
Let's fucking make veggies for breakfast.
And then for lunch, we're going to have smoothies.
Yeah.
And then for dinner, we're just going to have creatine powder.
And we're going to hit the gym after that.
And that's that.
And we're going to go out.
I'm going to wear my white shoes.
Anybody spill them on me.
I'm going to fucking pull up on them because I've been in the gym working out.
Yeah.
And I will crush them.
Also, the Jayze and Beyonce thing.
I understand the sentiment, but JZ did sheet on Beyonce,
and Beyonce wrote a whole entire album about it.
So if you want the Beyonce to your Jay-Z,
you better keep it in your pants, Austin.
Right.
Just seems like a little, maybe a little too intense.
Feels very intense.
Yeah.
Oh, God.
All right. We got Brandon.
Brandon, I feel like he's got to be sent home night one.
Brandon is a 26-year-old auto parts manager from Queens, New York.
He's quirky, intelligent, and unapologetically himself.
He attended Northwestern University where he says he learned to outgrow behaviors
that limit his progress as a person.
He currently spends most of his weekends at home working on a new skill he's trying to develop.
Currently, languages are a big interest of his.
He is fluent in Japanese and Spanish and is working on expanding his Korean vocabulary.
I feel like he's going to show up night at one and speak in a different language.
Brandon needs a woman who understands the importance of putting an effort.
He's looking for an equal partner in life and says he can never be with anyone who would issue him
and ultimatum. His ideal date would be filled with meaningful conversation, delicious cocktails,
and a nightcap at home getting cozy over movies and snacks. His idea of a romantic gift is a
home-cooked meal or a handwritten letter for Brandon. It's the experiences in life and not the
material things that matter most. He loves to attend the occasional rave. Hey, maybe I would like
Brandon. Brandon hates exorbitantly, oh God, exorbitantly overpriced restaurants. He loves
Japanese and Korean R&B and he finds joy hitting the open road on a motorcycle. That's where he
lost me.
Yeah.
Anti-motor cycle.
Also, I think it's really funny that people would be shocked to hear that you love a rave.
I love it.
But this is a thing.
I would word it exactly the same way.
Lus to it.
And occasional rave.
And occasional rave.
Not all the time.
Astonish to hear that.
Not all the time.
But you know, every once in a while.
An occasional rave.
Whenever you throw that fun fact out there, people are like, no way.
Yeah.
Fran.
No way.
Honestly, that probably, like, if I was on the show, that would be like in my body.
Yeah.
I would be like, Fran loves the occasional rave.
Fun fact.
Yeah, for sure.
Loves to attend the occasional rave.
Two Brandon.
No, I don't know how I feel about Brandon.
We'll see.
No, we got Brendan.
Here we go.
We already had this conversation recently.
Brandon, Brandon.
Pick one.
They've got to be one name.
We can't be out here having Branson's and Brent.
We choose Brandon.
Yeah.
That's the name we like better.
Yeah.
Sorry for all the brand is out there.
Because Brendan feels like a kid.
Yeah.
Brendan is a 26-year-old firefighter trainee from Toronto, Ontario, Canada.
Brendan is the type of guy who always enjoys life to the fullest.
He is currently in the process of becoming a full-time firefighter,
kind of some like Kevin Went vibes, you know, Canadian and firefighter.
Brendan takes a lot of pride over this goal and he's excited to make a positive difference
in his community.
He,
his professional life is exactly where he wants it,
but he still dreams of adding a little fire to his personal life.
And his partner, Brendan is looking for good back and forth banter, a sense of adventure and an open mind.
He has no specific deal breakers but says that he loves being clean and organized and hopes to find a woman who feels the same.
He is a straight shooter and says that nothing makes him happier than putting a smile on the face of the woman he loves.
Brendan says he's in a great spot in his life to go on this journey and find the perfect match.
Brendan is not a good dancer, but that doesn't stop him from tearing up the dance floor.
Brendan's favorite sport is hockey and he plays goalie in a local league, obviously Canadian.
and Brandon really does not like vegetables.
And one day he hopes to take the love of his life swimming with sharks.
He was adventurous.
Firefighter puts his life on the line.
Not a bad bio.
The good dancing, not a good dancer,
but doesn't stop dancing.
Remind me I watched Hitch this weekend.
Yeah, you did.
You didn't text me.
Wow.
Yeah, watched the whole thing.
I just got distracted after that.
Yeah.
It was good.
Good.
Yeah.
That's it.
Yeah, it was great.
I mean, it was good movie.
It was good. It's not like groundbreaking.
Yeah. I mean, watching it now for the first time,
definitely not as impactful as I feel like watching it when it came out.
Watching it now. I think it shouldn't matter. I think it's just like timeless.
I just was like, oh my God, I feel like there were so many things that I was missing out on.
Yeah. That's kind of how I felt at the end of it.
How did you feel about the dance scene? The Q-Tip.
Oh, the scene from the quest, the scene from the trivia question.
Here's the thing. I, like, wasn't laughing that hard at that part, but I-
Kevin James is, I felt a lot of pressure to laugh at that part, which is why I didn't laugh that much.
But I did, I was like, cracking up at other parts.
My dad was like, you're really loving this.
Because actually my dad was like, when he throws the inhaler.
Yeah, my dad was like, come on, Maria, let's watch Hitch.
Yeah.
I was like, okay, because he's never seen it.
He's never seen it either.
And he was like, let's watch Hitch.
Let's watch this movie.
And we both enjoyed it.
That's my guy.
Yeah, but they reminded me of the bad.
Like that, I was like, you know what Kevin James get out there.
Use your dance moves.
Exactly.
And guess what?
A lack of cold love them.
Yes.
She also is a bad dancer.
So maybe Katie's a bad dancer also.
Maybe get on the dance floor together.
Average, some part.
Nothing to be like, ooh, I love this guy.
Nothing to be like, ooh, I think bad things for this guy.
Okay.
Next up is Christian.
He's a 26-year-old real estate agent from Boston.
And boy, does he look it.
I just feel like this guy.
Like, if I saw a picture of this guy and didn't know anything,
I'd be like he's from the Northeast.
Yeah.
know for sure. Christian sees the romance and everything. His parents have been married since their
early 20s. And Christian says his dreams of finding a long lasting love like theirs. He spends a lot of time
with his family and says that he wants the woman that ends up to be, that ends up with to love them
just as much as he does. Because in all honesty, they are a good time. Christian wants a woman who
was confident and driven, which makes sense considering how successful he is professionally.
He sold over $25 million worth of residential real estate properties. He's looking for his best friend
and someone to go through life successes and failures with free of judgment.
Ideal woman values the meaning of making a promise and keeping their word.
He wants a woman who's thoughtful, hard worker that he is,
while also pushing him to be the best virgin of himself.
Christian dreams of driving the Batmobile one day.
In his younger days, Christian rocked a fohawk.
Yeah, of course he did.
Christian loves parades.
Don't let his smile fool you.
He's competitive and is fought in mixed martial arts bouts.
Who loves parades?
Yeah, that's, yeah.
I mean, parades are fine.
Oh, out on parades.
I mean,
what about the Thanksgiving parade?
What about the Disney character parades?
I'm not completely out on parades,
but I'm not dying to go to one
and wouldn't say I love them.
If somebody said,
do you want to go to this parade?
I'd probably say no.
Like, do you want to go to the Thanksgiving Day parade?
No, no, thank you.
I'm good.
Yeah.
I guess also think about, like,
he probably loves parades
because all of his sports teams always won.
Yeah, I guess like if I was a diehard.
Yeah, he's from Boston.
He's probably gone to a few praise.
He's probably gone to the championship.
No, that's fair.
I would feel like that's maybe that's what he means there.
Right.
He likes a patriot's parade every once in a while.
Yeah, exactly.
Driving the Batmobile.
I can't tell.
I got to see this guy in real life.
I can't tell if he's going to be great or if I'm going to hate him.
Yeah.
I feel very in it can go either way with me.
Yeah.
Not even great just like sweet guy or hate.
I know.
I can't tell if I'm,
and I'm not comparing looks wise to Tyler C,
but I can't tell if I'm getting like a like a,
Oh my God.
I just said not looks wise.
Oh, just like.
I just said like he's got like a cardigan.
Like, you know, I'm just younger guy.
The vibe.
Cool guy vibe.
Oh, I don't get cool guy vibe from him.
All right.
I get dweeby.
Dweeby.
I get to weed vibe from him.
I think I kind of feel like he's going to have a cool guy vibe.
We'll see what happens.
Okay.
Cody. Cody is a 27-year-old zipper sales manager from San Diego, California. On the surface,
Cody is a handsome surfer with a six-pack, but he's a romantic gentleman at heart. He's not
chasing the best waves he can find into San Diego surf. A lot of California boys. He's hanging with
his boy. He's hanging with his boys and making necessary moves to achieve his dream of owning a home
by the age of 30. His other dream, having someone special to share that future home with.
When it comes to relationships, Cody values nothing more than authentic connections.
and has no trouble being transparent with his feelings.
He prefers to put everything out there for better or for worse.
Cody is looking for someone to look past his exterior and see what he is all about.
This is a long one.
And I kind of feel like this means like Cody's going to get into some shit, you know?
He has no problem being transparent with his feelings.
Like he's going to like let the other guys know.
Okay.
What's up?
Cody's picture looks like Mr. Clean guy.
Yeah.
He has hair though.
No, I know.
I know.
But besides, like, like, the crossed arms.
That's why I laughed when it first came up.
When Cody falls.
he falls hard he's the type of guy who buys flowers for no reason and will surprise you in the
morning with breakfast in bed sounds like every girl's dream right no i don't know cody is a very proud
eagle scout his favorite tv show is the jersey shore cody says he is not a good cook but swears he
is a master on the grill if cody could live in any other time period he would be a cowboy in the
wild wild west you know that's just not the time period i would want to live in not at all like
But I respect the answer.
Yeah.
I just feel like it was just reckless times, Wild Wild West.
Yeah, it was the Wild Wild West.
I know.
I think it happened.
I respect the answer.
Not for me, but I, because usually people will go,
oh, the 80s.
Yeah.
Throwing that answer out there.
Right.
He's going totally into a different, into a different time.
Yeah.
We'll see.
Zipper sales manager.
Was zipper?
Zippers?
I don't know.
like is that like is that like zippers or i don't know is that a is that a company yeah
backpacks jackets what kind of zippers are we talking could be all zippers yeah couch zippers you know
no cushion zippers yeah yeah there you you'll be surprised how many items have zippers shoes
some shoe they have zip up shoes yep yep yep some coolers you know at the beach like i'm going
see zippers are everywhere zippers are everywhere it's probably making good
money if that's what he's selling. Okay. Next we have Connor B. He's a 29-year-old math teacher.
He looks like a math teacher from Nashville, Tennessee. Connor B is a lovable, quirky and charming
eighth grade math teacher with a master's degree in medical physics and a resume that includes
nuclear engineer as a job title. Connor B definitely owns his nerdy side, but he is not afraid to
poke fun at himself. He's looking for a woman who will share his enthusiasm and zest for living
every day to its fullest. He describes his ideal partner.
is genius, kind, socially accepting, and open-minded.
He wants someone who will build him up and will love his family as much as he does.
She should also enjoy a good multi-location date with a theme because when Connerby wants
impress his date with a good time, he likes to go all out.
Says his major deal breaker is a woman who doesn't respect waiters because there's no place
for any bullying in his life.
Sounds like he and Katie already have something major in common.
That is also one of my pet peeves.
I hate people who are rude to waiters.
It's unbelievable.
Oh, my God.
When people do not know how to talk to the wait staff, I just, it.
It's a good, it's literally a good test of like, like, if you go on a date and the guy you're with is like an asshole to the waiter, never go on another date with him again.
Or even friends in general.
Like when you go out with people and they're like, they get all nervous, like talk to the waiter and like, I know, aren't like saying like, please, thank you.
Yeah, yeah.
Connerby loves dressing up and is the proud owner of his own tucks.
He claims that he can eat cereal faster than anyone and he dreams of going to Italy and overindulging on pasta.
I feel like Connerby and Katie are going to hit it all.
off. I agree. I think so, too. I think he's going to be like a quirky guy that Katie like really
likes. They're going to have good conversation. I agree. He's giving me Evan vibes a little bit.
Yeah. You know, or it's just like, yeah, you're like, oh, you're like, ah, Connor B is being a
Connerby, but it's cute. He has math teacher vibes. Yeah, for sure. Okay. Conner C. God. Oh, my God.
Oh, oh, my God. I know. It never ran to Andrews, too. Two Connors.
It's two Connors. Spelled differently. Wait, there was two Andrews. I don't even, we didn't. Yeah, there were two
Andrews. Why didn't I not pick up on that? And Connor, what is with, we got one and one with two ends.
We have to choose. I choose two ends. Yeah. I think Connor with two ends makes so much more sense than Connor with one end.
What do you think? We have to make a decision on it. I think with one end is the more traditional spelling, but I'm not positive. I think it's the two ends. Oh no. It's definitely the one end. It's a normal. Yeah. I think and like like Irish wise. Really? Yeah. So maybe we go one end.
One N is easier, I think, but yeah, but it's going to start like when Connor B has got two ends,
Connor C as one N.
He's a 28 year old, a former baseball player from Costa Mesa, California.
So many Cali guys.
So many Cali guys.
He is an athletic stud with a Midwestern hard of gold.
He currently lives in Southern California where he spends as much time as he can at the beach.
A lot of beach bums in this group.
Yeah, everybody loves the beach.
Everybody loves the beach and tanning.
Give me a guy who hates the beach.
We all love the beach.
I know.
I'm looking for someone who's like,
he fucking hates the beach.
Find a different personality trait.
Yeah.
But he dreams of moving home to Oklahoma
to settle near his family
and build a life with his wife by his side.
He describes his dream woman as a giver
who generally cares for others
and wants to see those around her succeed.
Connercy is always up for a good time,
whether that means going out for a night of bowling
or enjoying an intimate night in.
Finding someone who has a similar religious beliefs
to him is also very important to Connercy
because raising his future family
and the church is a huge priority.
Connercy has never left the country
so hopefully this journey is just to start
new adventures for him in Bath Touret.
Conrissy and Matthew McConaughey share our birthdays.
Growing up, Connercy loved his puka shell necklaces
and Connercy loves breakfast, burritos, and blueberry pancakes.
I don't know if, I don't know if this is like a hint,
like the religion thing.
I don't really know if Katie's religious or not.
I don't know that about her.
I really don't know much either.
So that's interesting because I feel like that sounds kind of like a deal breaker situation.
I feel like they can't keep having people who are super, super religious.
I know.
Because they got to mix it up a little bit.
Yeah.
Not everybody is.
Yeah.
I agree with you.
I agree with you.
So maybe that's a conversation that we're going to see.
At first I thought maybe we would lose one of these Connors night one.
Because like sometimes when there's double names, you just get rid of one of them.
So we're all not confused.
Yeah.
But I kind of feel like both of them are going to stick around.
Right.
If anything, I think Connor C is going to go out.
Yeah.
But I think they'll both stick around as well.
Then we have David, 27-year-old technical product specialist from Nashville, Tennessee.
He is a first-generation American born to and raised by Jamaican parents in New York.
He recently left the family unit in New York to pursue career opportunities in tech sales in Nashville.
He's looking for a woman who is intelligent and driven to succeed.
He is extremely attracted to women who exude a quiet confidence.
Synchronicity in life is of the utmost importance for David.
He hopes to find a partner that is passionate about building a successful life,
both professionally and romantically as he is.
David wants a wife who will be proud to stand next to him for the rest of their lives
and hopes to find that with the bachelorette.
New York City pizza is David's favorite food.
He was on the debate team in high school.
And in sync is David's favorite boy band.
Pretty bland bio, I will say.
I think like normal regular guy.
He just seems like a good old regular nice guy.
Yeah, I got no problem with David.
I also think he'll be great on Paradise.
And maybe perhaps like with the Nashville squad, the Bastro Nashville squad,
the Bastro Nashville squad,
big time national squad.
But he's very handsome.
And I like, when the bios are kind of boring like that, it's like, all right, he's a regular guy.
Yeah.
Regular normal dude.
New York City pizza debate team, in sync.
Love it.
Okay.
Oh.
Next up we have Gabriel, 35 year old entrepreneur from Charlotte, North Carolina.
I think Gabriel might be gone that one as well.
Yeah.
Gabriel loves the expression, Renaissance man and feels it describes him well.
Yep, that's all we needed to hear.
We don't like anyone that self describes himself as a Renaissance man.
that's that is a true title a renaissance man that is a title that truly can only come from somebody
else yeah i got to tell you i really don't i i'm i'm banking on night one for this he prides
himself on having a lot of passions and interests and enthusiastically says that his current
passion project is finding his forever love gabriel says his best qualities are that he is
introspective creative and confident he's not afraid to share his feelings and hopes to find a partner
that he can involve with through life he loves a woman who is stimulated by intelligent
conversations as he is obviously renaissance man
and who truly knows herself inside and out in his perfect world,
Gabriel says that he and his future wife will grow together and never stop on peeling
each other's layers.
Ooh,
it's kind of creepy.
Gabriel doesn't understand the concept of athlete leisure and believes that people should
respect elegant styles of the past.
What does that even mean?
Gabriel loves to play tennis and Sean Connery is Gabriel's favorite James Bond.
Fair.
More of a Pierce Brosnan gal myself,
but I everything adding up for this guy I don't like it I hate him out we're out on Gabriel is
there's something about his smirk in everything like the whole picture as soon as I saw the picture
I said I don't know I'm not going to like this guy and he's talking about being a Renaissance man
respecting the elegant styles of the past so this guy's living in the 1800s basically and we
know if you are living in the 1800s you got to go guess what Gabriel we love athleteure
and athlete leisure is fantastic right like it
What is Gabriel dress up every day?
Yeah.
I think he does.
I think he does.
All right.
Then we have Garrett.
He's a 29-year-old software.
It feels like we can hold the-
marketing.
I know,
I know.
Marketing manager from Salinas, California.
I don't know if I'm saying that right.
He, another California, I mean, so many California.
Hicks on new people.
Holy shit.
Garrett was raised in a small California town where ranch life
barbecues and baseball were the backdrop of his childhood.
now he lives a life dedicated to his career in marketing,
which he absolutely loves,
but the only thing missing is an amazing woman to share it with.
His dream woman is caring,
intelligent and someone who prides herself on being a critical thinker.
He loves being romantic and says the perfect date is a night out
at his favorite steakhouse,
followed by cozy time at home and enjoying some good wine
while getting worn by the fire.
I think I'm going to start using that.
Cozy time.
Like I think I'm going to like,
me and Joe were leaving dinner.
And he's like, hey, you want to go out to like another bar
for like a drink?
I'm like, I just kind of want cozy time.
cozy time. I'm going to start using that.
Garrett is a Yolo type
of guy, but take note he is
very loyal and looking for a wife, not
a one-night stand. At the end of the day, Garrett is
looking for something that lasts forever and dreams
and sitting down next to his wife, holding her hand, and looking
gratefully at the beautiful family that they built
together. How sweet is that?
That's nice. He is a five-year-old German
shepherd named Archer and describes him
as a very good boy. Garrett is not
a fan of tangy foods,
and one day Garrett wants to climb to the
summit of Mount Everest.
I love that Garrett's a Yolo guy
because you know I'm trying to bring Yolo back.
Yeah.
So I love that.
I actually really like his bio.
I like his bio.
I like tangy foods,
but that's okay.
I know,
I know.
And you know,
a nice steakhouse
followed by cozy time at home.
Sounds like a beautiful date.
I know.
And I kind of like,
I don't know.
And it seems like the idea.
I like the idea of his hometown,
small California town ranch,
barbecue.
Like sounds like a nice backdrop
to a like a romantic comedy
kind of situation.
And I love that he wants to,
he wants to go out, he wants to have fun. Yeah. But he is looking for a wife. Yeah. He's not trying
to bang every night. Yeah. Good bio. Garrett's got a good bio. Let's see what happens with Garrett.
Then we have Greg. He's a 27-year-old marketing sales representative from Edison, New Jersey.
Greg is the full package. He's handsome, kind, vulnerable, and serious about wanting to settle down.
Greg considers himself a hopeless, romantic, and a perfect first date would be something active like riding bikes, dancer or going to a concert.
Greg wants to travel the world with his wife before having kids of which she says he wants to have at least
Six. Greg is also extremely close with his family and says his parents set his definition of hashtag romance goals. Thanks to their love, the standards for what a successful marriage looks like are sky high. Greg wants to find someone he can grow old with and treat like a queen so the bachelor at may just be swept off her feet. Let me tell you. There's no shortage of bios where they have to tell us that their parents come from loving marriages, you know, always. Like it's like it's oh and it's both ways for men and female, but mostly the men get get it. We're like Garrett, Greg looks.
up to his parents who've been married for 30 years and just wants a love like theirs.
Like it always has always puts that out there.
Greg is not afraid to admit that he cries during movies.
His biggest pet peeve is slow drivers and he dreams of seeing LeBron James play basketball
in person.
Pretty decent bio.
And I kind of feel like Katie's going to like him.
Do you think that he'll ever get to see LeBron James play basketball in person now?
I hope.
He may have missed his time.
I hope you never know.
I mean, do we want to start to talk about?
the like her to sign.
No, but I did find myself crying at,
Devin Booker dropping 47 points the other day.
And I realized I was on my period.
I was like, I have never watched like, I,
yeah, I've watched.
I would have said I've never watched basketball game to start to finish.
That's a lie.
But like, well, I mean, I'm definitely not paying attention whatsoever.
So the fact that I was crying, I was like, this is a problem.
Yeah.
Believe me, I understand.
I understand exactly where it's.
I cried about something so stupid this week, too.
And I was like, oh, yep, yep.
That's that time.
I think there was some, like, weird.
I did see some weird on, like, Bachelor's accounts about Greg.
Like, some people had sent in that they, like, that Greg was a bad guy.
Oh, I didn't see that.
But then, but then, like, other people can't, like, then they got tons of messages being like,
no, Greg's amazing.
Like, we like, you know.
This is the first I'm seeing of any of these guys or hearing their names or anything.
I think Greg gets a clean slate.
it seemed like maybe the whatever the submission was was like maybe bullshit.
Okay.
I like Greg's bio.
I really do think I think Katie's going to like him.
They kind of look alike.
I feel like Greg is, you know?
And sometimes I think that people, that works for people.
This guy looks like an off brand Taylor Lawtoner.
Oh my God.
I'm never going to be able to look at him the same way now.
Hunter, 34 year old software strategist from Houston, Texas.
He is an expressive, passionate, outgoing person who does not believe in holding back.
he's a father of two amazing children
who he lives to make happy.
Hunter is Hunter has always been
a romantic and says that even as a child,
he was known for writing incredible love letters
and always being the guy to surprise his crushes
with mixed tapes or flowers.
He's looking for a woman to be his other half,
someone who is compassionate, witty,
great at communicating and above all,
someone who could love his kids as much as he does.
Hunter says that he will never stop believing in romance
because when you hit the mark,
there really is no better feeling.
He hopes to find someone to stare off into the stars
with the rest of his life.
So let's see if he and Katie can go.
the distance. One of Hunter's favorite
pastimes is people watching.
He's never been in a horse, but he really
wants to. And he has a pet parakeet
parakeet named Zazu. I like that.
That's cute. It's different.
Yeah. And he's a dad. That's nice. Mixing it up. I love
when we get some dads involved. We get some serious
conversations. I feel like sometimes
if we had a bad experience
with a lot, what was his face? Fucking
vampire guy.
Vampire guy.
Sorry with him. Why?
Why?
What was his name?
Joseph, yes.
Bad, I feel like that's the last person we've seen.
Sometimes we like really communicate through our heads.
Yeah, we do.
Yeah, we do.
So maybe he can, we can get a redeeming storyline here for fathers on this show.
Right, right.
Got a good name for dads out there.
Father's days coming on.
Yep, exactly.
Nothing, nothing really popping out for me other than that on Hunter.
kind of feels like, eh, nothing, nothing crazy.
All right, this is, there's a lot to unpack here with that.
Jeff is a 31-year-old surgical skin salesman from Jersey City, New Jersey,
kind of makes you think he's going to skin you in your sleep.
That was my first thought.
I don't think that's what that means.
No, it's like, you know, it's surgical skin salesman.
I understand, like I understand the surgical and I understand the skin part,
but the salesman parts where I get lost.
Right.
Like he goes around to hospitals being like,
you want this skin or this skin.
I got all types.
What are you looking for for your surgery?
I don't know.
I have no idea.
I've never heard of a artist.
Oh, it's artificial skin.
I don't know that bad that.
I guess I didn't really think it was like real skin.
Is it like skins?
Like like leather like leather skin.
skins. I don't. Oh, I didn't even think about that. Phone skins.
All right. Hopefully, yeah. Jeff comes from a big loving Italian family and is looking to find the love
that his parents have. Of course. He is. Oh, my God. Or Jeff, family is everything. And he still
finds time every weekend to mow his parents lawn, do some laundry and sit down for a big Italian
dinner. It's from Jersey City. So, wait, you look up artificial skin sales. And his picture shows up.
Yeah. Is that a penis?
What is that?
Oh, no, fingers.
I was like, what the fuck is that?
Okay, wait, I'm going to keep reading.
So when he's not chowing down on a plate of his mom's home cooked meal,
Jeff is dealing with his clients both in and out of the operating room,
I guess.
They forgot there's a typo, which just says in and out of the operating.
Where Jeff works as an artificial skin sales rep.
His family professional life are in a great place,
and now he's hoping to find the only thing he is missing, love.
Jeff is energetic, outgoing, and loving to his core.
He's seeking an adventurous woman with a great sense of humor.
who won't have trouble giving it back to him when she sees fit.
Jeff calls himself an exceptional lover.
So here's hoping he doesn't show up and disappoint.
Oh, I feel like that's ominous.
Here's the hoping he doesn't show up and disappoint.
If Jeff could have any other job, he would be a CIA agent.
Uh-huh.
CIA agent.
Skin.
Jeff wants to wear everybody's skin.
Jeff has never met an animal that didn't love him and he lives for good Italian food.
Big Italian vibes.
Can I just say that I've never met an Italian named Jeff?
I kid you not.
I was singing the same thing.
I read Jeff and then I wrote,
comes from a big Italian family thing and was like fraud.
Yeah.
Is that Italian?
There's no way, Jeff.
There's not one Jeff in my family.
My family's a bunch of Michaels and.
Also, like, is he like Jeffrey?
I feel like that's even more.
Yeah, that's not it.
That's not Italian.
What are your parents' names?
What's your last name, Jeff?
Give us all your uncle's names.
What's your last name?
Jeff, let's see if we can find it.
Jeff.
Bouserette.
Katie.
Jeff.
Oh, Caravello.
Jeff Caravello.
How did your parents name you, Jeff?
Although, you know, maybe like, I'm thinking more about the skin thing.
Maybe it's like for burn victims.
Like, you know, like you get, you want new skin.
Listen, I can't find a single thing about artificial skin sales rep besides one person.
A rep was charged with stealing $350,000 worth of skin grafts.
Oh, my God.
So this is some weird stuff.
Okay.
Medical device skin sales rep.
Like, it doesn't even, nowhere online am I finding a definition of what this guy does.
All right.
John is up next.
He's a 27-year-old bartender from Pacific Beach.
You guessed it.
California.
Oh, my God.
But I, I, something about John.
Pacific Beach is nice.
And the picture of him, I think he looked so cute.
you look at his smile his smile makes you smile happy to be there yeah john is a thrill seeker
and here at the bachelor's thrill he will find between studying to get his pilot's license surfing the
san diego breaks going to edm shows and jumping out of planes john is always finding ways to get
his adrenaline pumping but john is also a romantic and would love to find a woman to share a burrito
with while watching the daily sunset over the san diego coastline looking for someone genuine
honest and willing to challenge him to be a better version of himself loves when a woman is confident
and her natural beauty and says that nothing turns him on more than a woman who pursues her passions
every day. He has very little tolerance for anyone being unfaithful or dishonest. It says that his one major
deal breaker is when someone treats another disrespectfully. Sounds like he and the bachelor,
it may have a lot in common. John is a vegetarian. John loves a smell of fireplaces. If you've never
heard of a kiwi berry, John wants you to Google them and eat one immediately. And John thinks swing
dancing is so much fun. I love John. John. I think John's going far.
The kiwi berry sounds really good.
I've never seen one though.
Oh my God.
They're kiwi berries.
Yeah.
I fuck with that so hard.
I love kiwis.
All right.
So we love John.
Love John.
I said there's also something about his picture that just like makes me smile.
And I think good vibes.
I like good vibes.
He seems fun, adventurous.
So I like can sit and chill.
Vegetarian.
You know, I like meat, but no judgment.
Yeah.
Here's the thing.
I would love to be a vegetarian, but I can't.
Yeah, exactly.
Okay.
Next up is Josh, 25-year-old IT consultant from Miami, Florida.
He loves hard and says there's really no other way to put it.
He is humble, kind, heart, and goofy, but he's also a hopeless romantic,
but has always been very in touch with his emotions.
Josh is looking for a woman that is kind, open-minded, ambitious, and adventurous,
consistently strives to be genuine and wants to find a partner who do the same,
extremely family-oriented, wants to find someone he can hang at home with his amazing family
for a night of barbecue and playing cards.
is his dream come true.
He plans to show his future wife and kids
the same unconditional love he was surrounded by growing up
and really who could ask for anything more.
He hopes to travel to Asia one day.
He has to sleep on the right side of the bed
and he starts celebrating Christmas in October.
That's far too early.
I understand it, but way too early.
Way too early.
I don't even understand it.
I think that you are so getting ahead of yourself
and really rushing your life by skipping three months ahead.
His bio to me for some reason makes me think early departure.
I don't know.
I'm just kind of like...
Oh, fine.
That's fair.
He's young.
He's living in Miami.
The bio is not really telling me much.
It's the same thing.
You know, he's hopeless romantic,
wants to find someone great,
and he loves his family.
Is everybody a hopeless romantic?
If you're going on the Bachelor, you are.
All right, then we have Justin.
He's a 26-year-old investment sales consultant from Baltimore,
Maryland.
Justin is one hell of a catch,
tall, handsome, and has a great career
in investment sales. And for the cherry on top, he is also an extremely talented painter. Oh,
he comes from a loving family and credits his parents who have been happily married for over 30
years, blah, blah, blah, with providing him an excellent example of what a successful relationship
should be like. While Justin is dated around, he's never been one to settle and just hasn't found
the one. For Justin, that one woman is someone who is equally beautiful on the inside and out,
trustworthy and committed to the idea of teamwork and relationship, passion about fitness, but also
loves to enjoy a day barbecue and a good bottle of savenian blanc justin considers himself to be
very romantic and holds a lot of values and having a strong intimate connection both emotionally and
physically for just in this journey is all about finding his forever so here's hoping he can find
that meaningful connection with katie he does not like to dance at all oh he lost me there but his favorite
artist of all time is uh bosquette basquette right is that it if just i'm reading it and i don't know i'm reading it and
I know who that is and I'm saying you're wrong.
So if Justin could be any superhero, he would be Black Panther.
I think Justin's hot and I have high hopes until he said he doesn't like to dance at all, period,
which makes me think he's like a real stickler.
Like you're like, let's dance.
He doesn't want to dance.
Also, he seems tall.
I can't even tell from, like I can't tell.
Oh, it does say he said he is in a bio says he's tall.
Have your parents been married for over 30 years?
Um, yes.
So have mine.
And I think it's really funny that we both like roll her eyes and like blah, blah, blah, blah.
when they talk about their parents.
It's a lovely thing.
It's not like we come from like divorce, broken homes and we're like,
blah, blah, blah.
We're like absolutely beautiful thing, but it's just like every single bio has it.
Like I just feel like I'm reading it on every, you know,
they always try to have the beautiful relationship that, like I also strive to have
the relationship that my parents have, but, you know, it's included in every single bio.
Yeah.
But I think Katie's going to like him.
But doesn't like the dance.
I know.
but the way that they were saying that he values having a strong,
intimate connection emotionally and physically,
I feel like there's,
I feel like they're going to be like sexually attracted to each other.
Carl,
34 year old motivational speaker from Miami,
Florida, charismatic and competent guy who was here to find his forever love.
He loves to have a good time and more specifically make it a good time for everyone around
him.
He's had long term relationships in the past,
but says he has a hard time fully committing because his professional goals have outweighed
his personal ones.
Now all that has changed.
Carl's ready to,
uh,
ready to make finding his wife a,
priority looking for someone who has off the charts chemistry with should be fun spunky loves the
same qualities in him the type of guy he will take you jet skiing on a date and then read you a poem he
wrote himself nothing is off the table with carl for carl life is an adventure that always needs a
little extra spice and if katie is ready to turn up the heat then they're bound to hit it off
carl's favorite holiday is new year's day because he loves the feeling of a fresh start loves to play
chess and he speaks both english and french fine
Kind of looks like Will Smith.
I see that.
I do see that.
Motivational speaker for a job is a little bit tough for me.
I don't know if I could deal with someone who's just like...
Coming you up all the time.
Yeah.
Too much.
Yeah.
I feel like that could be hard.
But other than that, it's a good bio.
I'm favorite holiday New Year's Day.
No.
New Year's Day?
Not even New Year's Day.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He loves a fresh start.
Okay.
I feel like that really goes along with the motivational speaker thing.
It's like New Year's Day.
Come on.
Let's go.
New year, new meet.
Exactly.
Okay.
Then we have Kyle, 26-year-old technical recruiter from Fort Lauderdale, Florida.
Kyle is not afraid to admit that he's looking for that romantic comedy kind of love that lasts forever.
A hopeless romantic to his core.
Kyle has only ever wanted to live a one woman kind of life.
He's ready to settle down and start a family, but he just needs to find the right woman to make that his reality.
Looking for a woman who is intelligent, athletic, compassionate, and always down to try new things.
Like him, she should love to travel and always be up for an adventure.
Want someone who will make him laugh and enjoy life full of passion.
He's here for the real deal.
He's looking for the princesses, Prince Charming, and fingers crossed is off fireworks when he meets the Bacheloret.
Steve Irwin is Kyle's lifelong idol.
Kyle's favorite flower is an orchid.
He hates mayo and mustard and would love to be able to fly so he never has to sit in traffic again.
I was all bored.
I was all bored with Kyle until he said he hates mayo and mustard.
We're big mayo and mustard.
We can't have a condoment hater.
in the group.
No.
We love him.
He is cute.
He is cute.
He is cute.
And the bio is very vague, which makes me think he goes far.
Like, it's like all, the whole bio is about how he just like, it's about the other person.
It's like about everything he wants instead of like stuff about him.
Yeah.
Which makes me feel like they always keep it super vague with those guys.
I think Kyle might go far.
Okay. Then we have Landon, 25-year-old basketball coach from Dallas, Texas.
Kind, handsome, and outgoing guy who was ready to settle down after a very successful collegiate basketball career
while working hard to receive his master's degree in global business. Landon is finally ready for marriage and children.
His priorities in life have changed and he wants to find his soulmate more than anything.
He's looking for his best friend and someone that he can be goofy with,
strong lover with a very big heart.
He says that his only major turnoff is someone who doesn't mix well with his family.
As Landon gets older, he's realized there's a difference between having love
for someone and being in love.
And now he's ready to leave it all in the court
for the chance of something significant.
His nickname is Sunshine.
He's a proud and loyal believer.
And he loves a good game of Uno or Settlers of Catan.
Christmas lights make Landon very happy.
I like Landon.
Landon is Nicknardin.
Seems like a guy you like want to go get a beer with.
Yeah, he seems a good guy.
Like you like, you want to go like sit at the bar,
have a beer, watch a game.
A real nice person.
Yeah.
If your nickname Sunshine, you got to be nice.
You have to be nice.
You can't have it.
You don't get the nickname Sunshine by being a Debbie Downer.
Absolutely.
I like Landon's vibes.
Marcus, 30-year-old real estate agent from Portland, Oregon.
He's a sweet guy with the calming presence about him,
and builds a very successful professional life investment properties,
but now he's ready to shift his focus and invest in himself.
Looking for someone who's smart, ambitious, and tidy.
He cannot be with someone who is happy sitting on their laurels all day long,
and he dreams of finding a partner who brings excitement and venture to his world.
Loves to play board games.
Monopoly, he's all-time favorite.
finds great joy in taking in all that Portland culinary scene has to offer.
When describing himself as a lover, Marcus says he is amazing.
Whoa, Marcus, buddy, slow down, just the bios.
Yeah.
There's no doubt that Marcus is amazing.
Yeah, whoa, I know.
That's bold.
Yeah, very.
There's no doubt that Marcus is ready for love and marriage.
And we hope his confidence is enough to win Kitty's heart.
He loves to have, he likes to have music playing at all times.
He fears a world where soap does not exist.
he would love to be Spider-Man for a day,
even though he is terrified of spiders,
and he loves L.A. Lakers.
Normal, seems like a regular guy.
Nothing crazy in the bio.
Yeah.
Amazing lover.
When I see Marcus's photo,
I don't say Amazing Lover.
So maybe that's why he had to include that in the bio.
Yeah.
Yeah, his bio and his photo, I feel like don't,
like they're different, yeah, different vibes.
But interesting.
I don't know how I feel about Marcus.
I'm not feeling swayed in either direction.
No.
Okay.
Marty.
Marty.
Whoa.
Marty's 25.
Marty looks like he's 40.
Yeah.
You're telling me this dude's 25.
Yeah.
He doesn't look 25 at all.
He's a dancer.
All right, big Marty.
He's a dancer from Reno, Nevada.
He has big energy.
Big confidence and a lot of love to go around.
I mean, he's got to be in Chipperdales or something.
Look at his chipped.
Has to me.
No.
Has to me.
dancer has to be in Nevada he was doing shows with vittany guadino oh yeah marty loves to have fun
and show off his rock and bond underneath that boisterous exterior as a man with a sensitive soul
who was serious about finding the one he's looking for a woman who could joke around with him
and will enthusiastically join him for a weekend of camping under the stars he can't be with
someone who spends more time staring at their phone screen than into his eyes and good communication skills
are an absolute must marty loves to express himself through physical touch and says that he loves
to love on and be loved on.
Will Katie be all about
the love with Marty?
Marty's self-declared tagline is
Marty brings the party.
Marty loves horseback riding.
Marty explicitly prefers to watch
movies indoors.
I mean, are there people who love to watch movies outdoors?
I mean, I guess, but like, is that something
you need to like clarify?
Maybe like once a summer type of thing.
Yeah. The way into Marty's heart is through a good
bottle of cologne. Oh, of course.
Of course it is.
See, Marty seems like a fun guy to party wear.
Marty's a columb.
guy 100% and with his self-reclaimed tagline Marty Marty
Marty definitely seems like he's a great guy to party with you're going to have a great
time but not somebody you want to settle down with Marty is 100% going to give Katie a lap
dance at some point maybe when she enters because everybody knows how Katie was so bold with
her entrance yeah that they're going to be bold and he might come in chippendale style dressed
up with the thing around his neck lap dance yep all right mich already brings the party
He brings the party. Michael, 36-year-old business owner from Akron, Ohio.
Michael is a single dad whose world revolves around his amazing four-year-old son, James.
When it comes to dating, the two of them are a packaged deal, and Michael wouldn't have it any other way.
Michael lives a life that is incredibly fulfilling and says he is more than ready to find someone to share it with.
His dream woman is compassionate, empathetic, resilient, and not easily offended.
A witty woman with a funny bone and a self-deprecating sense of humor is a huge turn-on for Michael.
It sounds like he's just describing Katie.
And he loves when a woman has strong convictions and stands up against ignorance.
Michael says that life is short and that he's ready to find a woman who makes him a better person every day that they're together serious about finding love.
He makes a mean plate of dino nuggies.
Yum.
prefers them and literally says nuggies.
Yeah.
Not even nuggies.
I was like,
are you?
No,
straight up says nuggies.
Yeah.
Michael prefers the mountains over the beach any day of the week and he loves 90s R&B and rap music.
All right.
I like Michael.
Another dad.
Sweet.
Nothing crazy.
Sweet.
I don't know how much Katie's going to love a dad.
But we'll see.
but we're good.
I like, yeah.
He seems sweet.
Okay.
Then we have Mike, 31 year old gym owner from San Diego, California.
When people find out that this great looking guy used to play professional baseball,
they assumed that he must be a player, but that cannot be further from the truth.
Grew up in a very loving family where the cornerstone of his upbringing was his faith.
He's always been a one woman type of guy, but due to his successful run in the MLB,
dating was never really a priority in his life.
I wonder if what's what the definition of successful run in the MLB is for the
look it up for the bachelorette.
Now after retiring
from baseball and opening up a gym for
high school athletes, Mike is ready to focus
on the missing piece in his life. Finding
love. He describes himself as easygoing,
social, goofy, and disciplined. Looking for a woman
who loves staying active will make him laugh.
Same set of values. Families are extremely
important. Already said that. Mike loves
his life and is 100% ready to share his life
with a woman of his dreams. He does not like
desserts. See you later,
Mike. Occasionally
a dream describes himself as basic,
and his goal is to visit 100 countries.
I don't trust people who don't like to serve.
I know.
Me neither.
I don't know how I feel about Mike.
I don't love Mike.
I don't think I like Mike.
I don't love Mike.
Successful running the NLB.
These type of guys.
Yeah.
These type of guys who had, quote unquote,
successful runs in the NLB,
successful runs in any sort of.
Yeah.
They usually have a big ego.
I feel like because maybe their careers didn't really live up to the expectations.
Mike.
Lynette.
Oh, God, I don't think he ever even played in the major leagues.
Oh.
Oh, sorry, Mike.
Minor has a background in minor league baseball.
Oh.
So when they, when they said MLB, they.
Yeah.
He's a former who dabbled in minor league baseball.
Good for him.
He officially played for the Virginia.
Virginia Bluefield Orioles and the Delmarva Shorebirds in Maryland.
However, he has not been active on the semi-pro circuit since about 2013.
And he is now, like he said, gym owner, personal trainer.
Okay.
This is what I'm saying, though, like different pictures.
Like, he looks better in this picture than the cast photos are just so bad.
I don't know.
That's interesting.
I feel like, okay.
I don't know how I feel about Mike.
We're going to see, but I kind of feel like Katie's going to like him.
Okay.
Next up, we have Courtney.
I see that.
Courtney.
With a cue. Quartz like a quart of milk or like a measurement.
Courtney, 26-year-old nutrition entrepreneur from Dallas, Texas.
He is a compassionate, caring, honest man who's going to make romantic gestures that make his partner feel special,
as well as provides security, consistent love at all times, looking for a woman outgoing,
ambitious, like-minded when it comes to his religious beliefs, which are very important to him.
A lot of guys were talking about their faith and their bios.
He loves a daydream about having a family and says the number one thing he's looking for
is someone to be an amazing mother to his future children.
Courtney's goal in life is to leave behind a legacy.
Another guy who wants to leave behind the legacy.
Doesn't everybody want to leave behind a legacy?
And he needs a partner who will stand side by side with him and build an empire.
Even though he's not great at it, he loves two country line dance.
Scuba diving is at the top of his bucket list.
And his idea of a perfect nightcap is a robust bonfire with smores music and dancing.
I like the ending part, and I like that his name is different.
Yeah, he seems unique.
He does.
A little bit different than some of the other guys.
I like him.
Courtney.
Okay.
Then we have Thomas, 28-year-old real estate broker, also from California,
Poway, Poway, Paway, California.
Thomas is a true believer that everything happens for a reason.
Timing to me, Katie cannot be more perfect.
He knows exactly what he's looking for.
It's all about substance and true compassion.
His dream woman is beautiful,
athletic, mature, and ready to be his partner in life.
Ambition and thoughtfulness are two major turn-ons for Thomas,
and he would love someone to stand by his side as he becomes more involved in his local community.
She also must have a healthy appetite because Thomas' love language is food,
loves to show romance by bringing his loved ones their favorite dish,
and one of his favorite ways to show someone his beloved city of San Diego
is through his meticulously curated toward the best burritos,
burgers, and brunches the city has to offer.
Above all, Thomas is done looking for just a good time,
and is ready to find the one to last lifetime.
Hashtag spoon.
Thomas often wonders if the rock really can eat everything he posts on Instagram for his cheat meal days.
Thomas's favorite flowers are sunflower and he is guilty of rocking the Ed Hardy trend back in high school.
Everybody loves burritos. So do I.
I mean, every like, do they just pick, they just said like, hey, let's just all go in all in on San Diego.
Yeah. I feel like everybody's talking about San Diego.
They really, they really just chose everybody from San Diego.
Yeah, they really did.
I like Thomas, though.
I like Thomas.
Yep, me too.
And don't even feel bad.
Everybody wore it at Hardy.
He seems exactly.
And he's out,
he's out here talking about the rock.
I love that.
I like, okay.
Thomas is a winner.
All right,
Trey,
26-year-old software engineer
from Covington, Georgia.
Trey is a handsome catch
with a huge heart,
comes from a very close family
and describes himself as outgoing,
kindhearted, open-minded.
Trey is looking for a strong,
commonate woman who is open to everything
life has to offer.
Never wanted to pass up an opportunity
for a new experience.
Trey is looking for someone who is not afraid to let passion, spontaneity dictate life's direction.
Coming from a big loving family, Trey wants as many kids as possible, and that he and his wife
can comfortably afford a willingness to be vulnerable is an absolute muster to try.
And he promises to give that vulnerability in return at his core.
Trey is eager to be loyal to one woman who can ask for anything more.
His favorite activity is to meet his friends for their brunch and book club.
He loves the harmonica and he is irrationally terrified of piranhas.
I like Trey.
I like Trey. I like Trey.
I like Trey.
Trey I feels like Trey's a fun guy brunch and book club right up my alley let's talk
Trey you have a good time having a little little book club meeting and that basically wraps
it up they also have the box it's Blake Moines and it's just his question marks question marks question
which I get I'm assuming it's just like Moines got to be Blake Moynes right so that's just like
the mystery last contestant Blake Moines is a winner in our book now absolutely we're rooting for
Blake Moynes. For sure. And we'll see what happens. But that wraps up all the bios. So we are going
into Monday night ready. We have a little bit more familiar with the guys, which helps when they
come out of the limo. You remember some of their catchy things from their bios. But all in all,
nobody like had like a Gabriel. Gabriel was the only one that was like this, this is terrible.
We're looking out for Gabriel. Renaissance man. The Renaissance man. So that was by far the worst one.
He's going to be something this season. But either way, good stuff. I think it's a good.
batch and I'm excited.
So Ria.
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one of the ones that he loves.
And my dad walks in
and my mom has bought my dad so much
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He looks at Joe and he was like, oh no.
And doesn't say anything else. He goes inside
because, you know, gets a little chilly a night.
We're walking dinner.
and we were like bring a jacket because you're going to get cold and he was like,
this is all I brought.
As he goes inside comes out and he's wearing the long sleeve quarter zip rowback in the
same exact pattern that Joe was wearing.
And the two of them looked at each other.
We took a picture.
It was very funny.
The two of them looked to each other and my dad was like, Joe, you have to go change.
Like it was like my dad was like, this is all I brought.
This is my jacket.
You got you have to put on something else.
So Joe had to change because they were literally in their matching row back.
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figures out there at Roeback.com. This past weekend, Drake Bell was involved.
in some very shady shit.
He was arrested for endangering a child.
And obviously when you see that headline, not good, it can mean anything, but your mind
does not go to a good place.
Apparently, he was exchanging messages that were sexual in nature with a child, a minor.
And it's not good, guys.
No, no.
The first of all, you saw the headline and it says like, attend.
attempted, endangering children, and dissent, I can't say this word.
Here we go.
You got it.
And disseminating matter harmful to juveniles.
And you're kind of like, wait, what the fuck does that even mean?
Like, it's like jargon.
Like, then you're like, wait, this sounds bad.
Like, what does that mean?
So he was charged in Ohio after allegedly sending sexually explicit messages to a 15-year-old
girl he met online before meeting her at a Cleveland concert in 2017.
So this is years back where he also included.
engaged in inappropriate behavior.
According to the teenager, she and Bell had a relationship for several years, and he was
allegedly messaging her for several months before they met in person.
And she filed a police report against Bell in October of 2018.
I'm not quite sure how this is just coming to life, I guess, because he was just charged.
This is also not the first time that he has gotten into trouble.
In 2020, his former girlfriend, Melissa, alleged that he was verbally and physically abusive
throughout their relationship.
She also alleged that their relationship began when she was a minor.
She said when I started dating Drake, I was 16.
I was homeschooled.
I moved in with him.
I was singing.
It wasn't until about a year when the verbal abuse started.
And when I say verbal abuse, imagine the worst type of verbal abuse you could ever imagine.
And that was what I got.
It then turned into physical hitting, throwing everything.
I don't even want to get into the underage girls thing.
I mean, I will, but I'm scared.
And he has denied those accusations.
as well. But
Drake Bell
big fat creep
really
really disturbed by all of this. I have to
be honest. I feel like
disappointing. It's really disappointing.
And I feel like
obviously it's been a couple years now
where we've been hearing some shady shit about
Drake Bell. But my God,
do we have to be done with him? And I don't
even know if I can go
back and watch like Drake and Josh anymore.
It kind of ruins it.
It's like, oh my God.
This guy's disgusting and he's got serious issues.
And I do not blame Josh Peck for not inviting him to his wedding.
It all makes complete sense now.
I would not invite him to my wedding.
I want nothing to do with him.
I'm upset.
We even had him on the show.
You know what I mean?
I look back on like the fact that Drake Bell even walked into our office grosses me out.
It does kind of, it is like.
a little goose bumpy. Right, because you're like, oh, what was you doing behind the scenes?
Right. Especially because it was like around that time. Right. It's really, it's gross.
Even it's, it's gross. It was about years ago, but like basically around that time. Yeah, I don't like that
at all. It just sounds so, so sketchy. And it's like meeting not only that, but like, I think they were,
right? It said that they met up like at one of his shows too. It's just, what the fuck is wrong with people?
You ever think to yourself, what the fuck is wrong with people?
Yeah, to me, like, minors is just one of those, like, it's crazy when you hear that.
And you're just like these sick.
They have something wrong in their head.
There's something wrong in their brains to go ahead and proceed with something like that.
It's really disgusting.
And these people need help.
It's just like you get a weird feeling over your body.
Like, this is disgusting.
The poor young girls, they see somebody like Drake Bell, right?
They're a fan of him.
They grow up watching Drake and John.
And you can't blame them for like wanting to be in contact with them.
It's all on these people, Drake Bell, the older guys for pursuing young, young people like that.
It's sending sexual messages.
It's disgusting.
Yeah.
Really disturbing.
Just like the worst.
And on top of that, what was going on with his mugshot?
Creepy as hell.
His smirk really freaked me out.
Tough mugshot.
Like that was like and he was in like a suit.
It was weird.
Weird.
When they were circulating that picture around, I didn't even know that was his mugshot.
I thought it was just a picture they were using for the thumbnail until I realized he was fully smirking in his mugshot with a suit on.
It's gross.
I literally, I want to punch him in the face when I see that photo.
That's the feeling I get when I see that.
Rusted in Ohio.
And he has been released on bail, I believe, or no.
The actor pleaded not guilty after being arraigned and is free on a 2,500 personal bond.
So yeah, that's, yeah.
So, yeah, yes.
See what comes out of that, but it is not good.
Don't like that at all.
And just, you know, for everybody listening to inform you that now, that's it for, that's it.
We're out on.
We're wiping our hands clean with Drake Bell.
Out on Drake Bell.
A lot of royal news, I think like the tabloids have been still running wild with Harry and Megan and Harry's stuff with Oprah and his new show.
And like every day, I feel like I see a new article, something about Harry and Megan.
And like people were saying that now Prince Edward is above them on the website, the royal website.
It's like there's all these different things.
But in happy news, Megan Markle just gave birth to their daughter on June 6th.
and she is the announcement says is with great joy that prince harry and megan the duke and duchess of sussex welcome to their daughter lily bet lily lily you know she's going to be called lily diana mount batten windsor to the world lily was born on friday oh no june fourth
lily was born on friday june fourth at eleven forty a m in the trusted care of the doctors and staff at santa barbara cottage hospital in santa barbara california she weighed seven pounds 11 ounces both mother and children both mother and child are half
healthy and well and settling in at home.
Lily is named after her great grandmother,
Her Majesty, the Queen, whose family nickname is Lily Bet.
Oh, yeah, duh.
I knew that.
Knew that from the crown.
Come on, Fran.
Her middle name, Diana, was chosen to honor her beloved late grandmother,
the princess of Wales.
This is the second child for the couple.
They have, you know, Archie.
Okay.
Lily Bet is like, that's what, in like the early episodes of the crown,
when she's little, like they all call her,
call Elizabeth that. So that's beautiful. That's honoring both her, his, you know, strong women in his
life, the queen and his mother, Lily Bet Diana. Very cute. Lily is, I mean, that's a very sweet name.
Archie and Lily, I think is super cute. That brings a tear to my eye. I wonder if she's also,
like, going to have, like Archie kind of had red hair. And one, you know, like it's possible.
But the, um, genetically speaking. No, absolutely. It's the strong genes in the royal family.
Yeah, that is really cute, though.
I like how they, you know, they're not really a part of the family, but they still are honoring them.
And it seems like they're trying to be on good terms with them.
And I'm sure that makes the family happy as well.
I mean, the queen's got to love that.
Love it.
She's got to be thrilled.
And Lily Betts, like, very cute.
And I really like that.
They have a daughter now.
So everybody from that, they got to reach out.
They got, they have to speak.
You can't have a child and not reach out to them.
Congratulate them.
See how they're doing.
Send a gift.
Have to send a gift.
So they will be speaking.
I wonder what kind of protocols the hospital has to take.
Pretty wild, I bet.
Like to work at that hospital and that like there's a member of the technically member
of the royal family being born.
Like you know how you always hear the stories of like major, major celebrities that like have
shut down the whole wing of the hospital and everything and go through all these
protocols and all these rules like have it stay protected.
And they always are in the same place in England.
and they're like in the same hospital every time.
But now they're in a different,
they're in a different place,
like getting to do it in Santa Barbara.
It's like the California people have to be like, oh, shit.
How do we go?
How do we make sure this is?
Oh, they got that on law.
Oh, that clearly.
California's used to that.
Clearly, they, I mean, nobody.
They're popping out to left babies left and right.
Nobody knew about it.
Tyler Perry probably took care of it.
What?
That's a Tyler Perry probably took care of it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So true.
He's on it.
So true.
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and we are here for you. Very confusing situation in New York City this past weekend.
It looked like Zane got into a altercation of fight outside of a bar in the East Village.
Yeah. Nobody knows why. Nobody knows how. Zane's shirt was.
off. The guy was ready to throw down. Yeah. I guess this is somewhere that he
frequents. I do know where this is and I've heard of it, but like they were outside of
the Amsterdam um, billiards club. I'm now getting it. That's what it's right. Yeah. And that the
manager or someone spoke out owner said Zane is in here a lot and we absolutely love having him. He was
year for a few hours playing pool and ping pong with a bunch of people and there were no problems.
I heard that the scuffle started over the guy wanting a photo, but I'm not sure it happened
outside. We gave him an Amsterdam billiards t-shirt and are bummed. He wasn't wearing it outside.
He added laughing. So I think that this was just like a weird interaction gone wrong. It was late.
It was like two in the morning. Zane just really feels like the kind of guy who wants his privacy and does
not want people approaching. And if some like grown-ass man like came up being like, hey, like,
I want a picture at like two in the morning. He'd be like, fuck off. Yeah, exactly. And I feel like,
you know, drunk guys can be very obnoxious. There was, they said that there was perhaps a homophobic
slur thrown Zane's way. Yep. I heard that. You could very clearly hear Zane called the guy a pussy
bastard. Yes. Which is a great insults. Yes. For, you know, I feel like once you start getting like British
and some British slang involved.
Yeah, you filthy cunt, something like that.
Yep, yep, yeah.
Really just like going all in.
But it was a, it's a kind of a bizarre video.
There is no physical altercation.
It's just them screaming at each other,
being some guys to hold it back.
I wonder who was filming it, though.
They did not seem happy that somebody was filming.
They were not towards the end.
They were like, that guy's filming.
The girl kept being, there was a girl in the video.
You couldn't see her, but you can hear her.
And she kept being like, this guy's filming,
this guy's filming.
And then clearly this guy was so fucking pumped
because he sold it to TMZ.
clearly and I wonder how much money he got for that. Oh my God. I don't know. I was thinking that too.
It's not something I've never got involved with. Because it's also like used everywhere. Like every
outlet that is reporting on the fight has included like the team like it's a TMZ video. You have to.
Yeah, they got to pay for that right. I think so. I think so. That's crazy. But yeah.
It's interesting because you do. And if this is funny though, my first reaction afterwards seeing this was like,
I'm just happy that Zane's out, out and about.
Like I was like, that's nice that he's like out doing things.
I feel like you just never see him like anywhere.
Oh, Zane's going to the bar.
Good for him.
Zanes hanging out with friends playing, playing pool.
Some billions.
Yeah, like that's lovely.
Good for him.
Yeah.
I know why he doesn't have a shirt off.
He's a father now.
It's good that they're still doing things.
He's in New York.
Like you're like, where even is he at the time?
Like I don't even know where I don't even know where he is.
But I guess this is what sucks is.
now he probably can never go back to this place because now everybody knows how he frequents yeah being like
oh he comes in here all the time like now there's going to be zane fans like waiting outside the door for him all
imagine imagine just walking by like you guys were just walking by no but like imagine just walking
like seeing zane fighting like a random stranger i would just be like is that is that zane from one direction
i don't even think i would realize that because when people are fighting on the street i just keep walking
because i'm like i don't want to get him off but he he is very like he is such a look
And his voice, he has such a distinct voice that I think he would, you would look.
And you see the tattoos and you be like, oh, okay.
You turn your head.
You're like, oh, shit, that's.
I can admit, like, the next time I walk past the Amsterdam billiards club, like, I'm
going to like peek in the window and be like, me, maybe.
Should I pop in?
I'm just going to see the Zanes in there.
I'm going to do a quick push up on the ground because then it will be like my hands have
touched Zane's feet.
Yep.
Yep.
Just like a walk in.
You're like, what table does he normally?
Or not even just the.
outside just to be outside where they were fighting just quick push up on the ground under the scaffolding
it was like under i was like under some construction roll down i got to say like that's like i said
he'll he'll probably never go back there it's it because that's what i said i like when i see him
out and about doing stuff and now i feel like this is what the kind of stuff that makes him like not
be out in public for sure it would make me not want to go out in public yeah also though this place is
going to get a ton of business even if zane's not going they're going to get a lot of
Right. And the owner's cracking jokes.
Like, I wish he was wearing our T-shirt.
You think that's why Zane took it off.
No free ads.
You said, I can't be seen in this American billiard.
I can't take this shirt.
You can't take this shirt.
Yeah.
Very, very bizarre.
If you watch the video, you'll be like, what's even happening?
And we don't even know if it was over the photo.
The owner said, like, he thinks it was because of a photo or who knows.
But I think asking Zane, Malik for a photo at two in the morning on the streets in New York,
you're like going to get yourself in trouble.
every single time.
Like, he's not going to like that.
No matter who it is.
At the end of the day, though,
people may find that rude or whatever,
but I can see Zane being like,
not right now.
And then people are very obnoxious.
Like, they are so obnoxious to drunk people sometimes.
Yeah.
That I can imagine that this guy maybe was just a huge dick.
And that's where you find yourself in trouble.
If you're a nice person,
you're not going to find yourself in trouble.
You ask for a picture and somebody says no.
But if you are an obnoxious person,
then you will.
Yep. All right, that wraps up today's episode of Chicks in the Office. We love you guys. If you're
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