Chicks in the Office - Bachelorette Recap Week 5 w/ Nick Viall + Heather McMahan Interview
Episode Date: November 17, 2021Bachelorette week 5 recap with Luggage Guy Trent & Nick Viall (2:21-1:03:42). Interview with the hilarious Heather McMahan – talking her tour, new Netflix movie Love Hard, any and all reality TV + m...ore! (1:05:11-1:40:56). VOTE FOR US AT THE PCAS > https://bit.ly/CITOPCAs. CITO merch > http://bit.ly/citomerch. Follow us on Instagram @chicksintheoffice and on Twitter @chicksintheoff + subscribe to our Snapchat show > http://bit.ly/thegroupchat & our YouTube > http://bit.ly/CITOYOUTUBE.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/chicks-in-the-office
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What's up, everyone?
It's Chicks in the Office with Rianne.
Give you that Friday energy on a Friday.
It always feels good to be giving it on a Friday.
It does.
Feels good to be back on the swing of things.
It's now the second one we're doing again, and we're back at it.
How are we doing, Fran?
Oh, wait.
First, before I...
Please don't tell me how you're doing yet, okay?
Hold on to that thought. I will hold on to it. And make it a good answer because first we're going to be talking about dat chat, which is our new presenting sponsor. And we are loving dat chat. I know sometimes when we talk about things, are like, are you really loving it? No, we really are loving dat chat. I think it's a really great platform, new social networking app that we are all using here at Barstool. And of course, we have our groups. We have the chicks in the office group that you can join. You can join the cutting stems group. And it's kind of like an open forum discussion. You could talk about our show. You could talk about other shows that you're.
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I think it's a great place for people to just like let their thoughts out there. Also very
important. You can't screenshot anything. You could set the time for how long you want your
comments to be available to other people. And also, you can private message with people and
say you're, you know, you're talking to somebody, you're flirting with somebody. Maybe you're in a
relationship. Maybe you're not sending risky texts, sending risky pictures. We've talked about the
cloud before it'll get you go on chat chat and send whatever the fuck you want because it cannot
be saved and a dis i am going to give a disclaimer because i know i saw some of this in the cutting
stems group it is a new app so like for me i don't have it set so that i can will accept private
messages because you just like i said you don't know what people are going to send you unless like i
the way i think people should use it is like you can have your friends for private messages
people you really know
and then you can join the groups and talk
and meet people and have fun.
And then when
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and set it so that only
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I recommend turning that on it.
Don't talk to strangers unless you want to.
Yeah. That's my advice.
So you could shut that off and then you can accept people
that you only want to talk to. I have
to do that honestly. I have not done that. Yeah.
I got a lot of random messages which is not
smart on my part. Oh. But I'm
going to do that. I'm going to make sure I do that.
It's a lot of fun, especially when we watch The Bachelorette.
We're getting our takes off in there.
And it's just a fun place to
just free thought,
whatever, nobody's screenshot on anything.
And I think it's a lot of fun because I feel
like now on the internet, Twitter,
Instagram, Snapchat, things live
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we want people talking about the show on there.
we can know what you guys are into what you're not into don't be too mean like if you you know really
hate us like don't write how much you hate us i i would expect if you hated us that much you wouldn't
be listening to this show but we will be reading it so yeah you know be kind but also be gentle be
gentle but get your thoughts out there uh friend how are we doing oh no i forgot you were going to ask me
i told you have a good answer and i and i had a good one and i forgot it yeah i know i know and i now i know and i now
I got nothing.
It was a long week, but I feel accomplished this week.
I think we got a lot done.
Yeah.
We had a bunch of interviews.
I was out doing a bunch of stuff.
I went to see.
I saw Wicked last night on Broadway.
I have seen it before, but like when I was little, I think like middle school,
maybe I went to go see it.
It's been a long time.
Great show.
Great show.
Wicked is awesome.
I haven't seen it in a while.
I really, really do love Broadway shows.
I just think they're so fun,
just because I'm a musical gal.
And the defying gravity is a top five Broadway song, like, of all time, I think.
You think so?
Yes, when she, when she rises up in the air and, oh, it goosebumps every time.
The girl sitting next to me was very cute.
She definitely, like, either was a massive wicked fan or just, like, loves Broadway.
but like she was wiping tears
I could see her singing behind her mask
because she was very into it
she was laughing really loud at all the jokes
as she should be
yes and it was great
a lot of people haven't been to a Broadway show in a while
do you have snacks when you're there
you can unfortunately right now
there's no
eating or drinking
in the
because of COVID
like because you have to wear your mask
during the performance so like
you can
this is why you know like you go to a football game
it's open air and like they say you know you wear your mask but you can also you know if you're
actively eating or drinking they say it's okay theater's such a small space and so many people
and of course the actors can't wear masks so it's in order to protect the people that are on stage
that we're not like you know throw on peanut umms in our mouths and so yeah that was a little
disappointing i'm not going to lie we went up and we're like ready to order my red wine and my peanut
m&ms and go sit down and the guy was like you have eight minutes before like and then you've got to
going to the theater. I was like, ah, shit, never mind.
That's one of the best things, getting a little wine and getting a little snack for the show.
Yeah, it was, it was a beautiful theater. I love that, like, people, like, I hope people do start
going back to shows because they really are so great. I saw this guy in a, he had red sequins sneakers on,
like his rubies. He was ready. He was ready. He was ready for Broadway. He was ready.
And it was, it was really good. That's awesome. I love going to Broadway shows. I had wine in my
shower last night, something I've never done before. Wine in the shower is great. I have gotten my friends
for like, you know, Secret Santa, like gag gifts where you only spend like 20 bucks. The, um, the little holder.
Like, you can, you can get like one of the suction cup things to stick on your shower wall that
holds the wine glass. Yeah, I need that now. I had one of the more terrible weeks I've had in a while.
Like, I feel like every time I get on this podcast, I'm like, life's great. I'm happy as can be.
Yeah. I had a bad week. I was.
was very angry this week and in a bad mood.
It was a tough week.
It was a tough week for me, but things are looking up now.
I'm actually in a great mood today.
I had wine in my shower last night.
The weekend is coming.
I do feel...
Ever since the wine in the shower?
It really put me over the out.
You ever like outdoor shower?
Have a beer in the outdoor shower?
Oh, I've done that before.
Yeah, that's refreshing.
But like to just genuinely pour a glass of wine and go in and take a shower was like something I just...
It was alone.
No bath?
Um, I actually did do that in full.
Florida last year. I had some wine in the back. I feel like with wine, it's easier like if you're
sitting there. Right. No, it was like, you a bath person? Not at my own house, even though I have an
incredible bath there. I just, they're overrated. They're, they're, they're pretty overrated. But
we, we accomplished a lot this week. Yeah. So I do feel good about that. We're going to have a great
weekend. Thanksgiving's next week, which has been haunting me. Because if you've been listening to
this show since last Thanksgiving, last, last Thanksgiving was terrible for me. Like, just so
bad in all ways, shapes, and forms. And we talked about it last night with my family. And they were,
yeah, they were just like, can you, um, not ruin Thanksgiving this year? Maybe take a ease on
Thanksgiving, huh? They literally, literally had this talk with me last night. They said, can you just not
ruin Thanksgiving? Yeah. I said, absolutely, I will not ruin Thanksgiving this year. I'm in a way
better place. Like, that's not going to happen. I actually told the story the first time to a few people here
that just, I guess I never told it to them.
or whatever the other day
and they were genuinely terrified
because I feel like I like when I talk
about the story I left out like some details
one of the weirder things that have ever happened to me
for sure I feel like you're Kevin McAllister
Of my family
Yeah pretty much
That is so true
We'll do like do you want to give the
I'm not asking you to tell the whole story again
But maybe just the cliff notes
Because people might have missed it
If you've missed this story I
ate an edible on Thanksgiving last year.
And by the way, I haven't talked about this on chicks in the office.
I talked about them because we got high.
I've been smoking a lot less recently too, just because I don't know.
I just feel like I, not that I should.
It's just, I feel like you've been busier.
Yes.
Where like it's not even, like, of course you could, but it's like you're busy and you're
going from thing to thing to thing.
And then when you finish all the things, you're like, oh, I didn't smoke it all.
And I'm like, fine.
Right.
And, and it's been great because at the end of,
my night, I will maybe smoke.
And if I do, it's like one or two hits.
It's not like a full thing like I usually do.
And I don't in the morning anymore.
It's just because I'm busier and I'm keeping myself distracted.
And I think that I used to just smoke all day long because like I wasn't that
happy.
When we were working from home too, it was so easy.
It was just constantly.
All the time.
So recently I just really haven't been smoking as much as I did and I feel great about
it.
So that's why Thanksgiving will not be the same as last year.
but I had an edible on Thanksgiving last year
my sister gave to me
and it was just far too much
I didn't know the milligrams
and it was like way too much
and I fully
had a full on panic attack
my aunt's a doctor she felt my wrist
she was like high 100s almost 200s
like you're like genuinely having heart attack right now
and I had a very
this is gonna freak people out and it's what
freaked me out a lot and
I promise you I'm okay and this is
right after this I got a therapist
because this was like really insane
I was so high
and I felt like I couldn't control my body
that I was sitting in my backyard
near the fireplace
and like a happy but creepy song
was playing like happy together
you know
I can't see me love
that song was playing
and I thought in my head
yes
makes me think of Ricky Friday
or the stepfather
with Penn Badgeley and Amber Hurd
and they play that
they play the creepy version
yeah yeah so I was sitting
I can see me
loving no
Nobody bought you for all my life.
And he meets the other family and he's ready to kill him again.
So that was playing and I was sitting in the chair in my backyard and I was genuinely gripping my chair being like, if I wanted to right now, I could get up, go into the kitchen, grab and I even stab my family.
Oh my goodness gracious.
I know.
It's crazy.
But that was a thought that I was having.
It's not that I, that sounds like I.
Not that you wanted to.
No, I didn't want to.
But it was like.
I've had thoughts where it's like, it's crazy that like, even if you're.
you're just holding a knife, you have the power to hand someone's life.
Oh, true.
It was one of those.
It was like, I couldn't stop thinking about having the power to do that.
I did not want to.
But I was like, I could do that right now.
And it's freaking me out that I could do that.
And it just sent me into a spiral.
My family threw me into the shower, going from hot to cold water.
Like, oh, it was a whole big thing.
And then I had family at my house and they had to leave.
And my dad was like, I'm so sorry.
Like, she's not overdosing.
Like, because I had younger cousins, they thought I was on like severe drugs.
because I was acting like a lunatic
So this time
This time of the year like now
Traumatizing for that.
No, it's traumatizing for me
It's like a weird time of the year for me now
Are your parents allowed to host Thanksgiving again?
Oh yeah, we're having Thanksgiving again this year.
I just didn't know of like there was a family vote
where they were like we're not going back to them.
We're having Thanksgiving just Big Rea's not allowed to partake in any sort of drugs
or I'll have wine or whatever
But it's a weird
You'll only be overdosed on mashed potatoes, am I right?
It's just a weird time of the year
for me. I like start thinking about how how a bad of a place I was in, but it feels great to be
in a great place now. It's just so crazy to think about like, because I remember I'm having like a weird
like I can't believe this year is like over. And it also just feels like such a different lifetime.
Yeah. Last year at this time feels like, and I think because this studio is now our own studio,
it didn't look like this last year. It's just things change so dramatically in my life. Yeah.
that it freaks me out a little bit.
2020 feels like a dream like it didn't happen.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Right.
I'm going to talk about it more on Monday.
Because I'm just going to save it because I feel like we can do more Thanksgiving talk.
But I do want to say like in the terms of things happening like January, really not that far away.
It's like it's so nuts.
But we're totally going into the swing of holiday stuff.
And this is so off topic and is not even about things.
but I'm going to change a subject because I want to
save my Thanksgiving thoughts
for next week.
They're doing a Harry Potter reunion.
It's coming out January 1st
got announced this week and we don't have to talk
about it too much but I just want everybody to know how excited I am for that.
Emma Watson is not very active on social media
and she posted this whole Instagram, you know, about
how Hermione's favorite characters ever played so important to her
and they're all reuniting.
It might have been our most
shared
chicks in the office
social post
I saw Natalie
from the vlog squad
posted it
and she shared our
chicks at the office
post about it
I was like fuck you
obviously Josic and Sakeau
but that's our girl
she always shares our shit
so thank you to that
honestly
I was like
whoa
for something so niche
to be shared so many times
it is it is really crazy
something so niche
in particular
that so many people
care about it
oh well
I'm not gonna like
I know I know
but before we do that
I just want to say
I giggle
every single time
I post
something Harry Potter like on my story or like Chicks in the Office does without fail there are
floods of people who just say so niche it just makes me laugh every time I feel like we need to
make shirts that just say so niche like really lean into it laughs every time yeah well now now that
we're like referring to Noah a little bit I like to jump in here and this is the one thing I will say
yeah this is the one thing I will say I know people were upset last week with Noah about the taylor
Swift, Jake Gyllenhaal conversation.
And I'm going to...
It was this week.
Sorry.
Times a blur.
I want to jump in and say one thing.
And I am not defending Noah's takes about Jake Gyllenhaal or Taylor Swift, but I will
defend Noah's character and say that he is not a sexist, misogynistic pig.
Noah is quite the opposite of that.
I will say...
We wouldn't employ him if he was.
We know Noah very well and he is not like that at all.
I could promise you that.
I want that on record because as much as you're upset with his take, I don't like the people
being like maliciously mean to Noah.
Like it upsets me that people
like people were writing that they like feel uncomfortable
Noah and that upset me. I was like you don't
feel uncomfortable around Noah. He's a great guy.
And he's just a devil's advocate. Yes, he loves playing devil's advocate. I like to argue.
Yeah, he loves arguing. He likes being inquisitive.
And he also loves pushing my buttons. So when I'm very passionate about something
he could not even agree with what he's saying, but he's going to say it because it's
going to push my buttons. And for the sake of the podcast, it adds a little fun.
It adds a little extra. He's really,
like, yes. Noah's a stand-up guy
and I just want that on record.
100%. I was getting upset. I was
like, this is, the fact that they're like
making him sound like an uncomfortable creep
is bothering me because he's just not like that
at all. Not at all. So, I'm glad we got that out there.
Yeah, I agree. Let's get into the topics.
We got a lot of fun topics to talk about.
We have Sean, Mendez
and Camilla Cabo broke up. I said
fun topics. We got a lot of fun topics
to talk about. We're, well,
here's the thing, and this is fucked up. I know,
it is, but when a big breakup happens
and it lines up with the same day we're recording,
we do get a little bit about it.
I texted the group when you guys were talking
about it. I saw it when
I saw it when I was leaving Wicked
and I was like, damn,
big couple breakup. It's a good thing we're
recording tomorrow. Because when it happens
if they broke up on Friday, we'd be like,
or when it happens on a Monday,
it's like then we have Bachelor stuff
and then Friday comes and it's like,
it doesn't hit as hard. Shut out
Sean and Camilla. I was going to say, thanks,
Sean and Camilla.
And we'll also talk a little bit about Kyah Gerber and Jacob Allorty breaking up in that as well.
Pete Davidson celebrated his birthday with Kim Kardashian, Chris Jenner, and Flav of Flav.
And Hannah Brown released, she's coming out with a new book.
And she released a little story about Peter Werber that we will talk about as well.
And Drake and Kanye have reunited and the internet was shocked.
Yeah.
But also not at the same time.
Like, who knows what's going on with those two?
I will talk about it, but like Justin Bieber was so hyped about that.
He literally tweeted out the picture.
Like not even just Instagram.
He went to Twitter.
It's really...
Which he rarely uses.
To just post him and write like, love this.
It's really funny when you see other huge big name stars get excited about seeing the same things we do.
And then we have a great interview slash conversation with Hannah Burner.
I wouldn't really call it an interview, but it was a lot of fun.
And I think you guys will really enjoy that.
So let's get into it starting off with Sean and Camilla.
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Sean Mendez and Camilla Cabello
have officially announced their breakup on
Instagram on Wednesday night.
They did a joint
Instagram story together, obviously.
And I thought that this announcement
was a little bit different
than any other breakup announcement we've had.
I liked it because even though I'm kind of anti,
when they just post the same exact thing,
it felt like it was actually written
by them. You know, it was more casual. It wasn't like,
we have an announcement and we are
amicably splitting. Like, it was like,
hey, guys, we've decided to end our romantic
relationship, but our love for one another as humans
are stronger than ever. We started our relationship
as best friends and we'll continue to be best
friends. We so appreciate your support
from the beginning and moving forward, Camille and
Sean. Now,
short and sweet, but
questions here. I, honestly,
I didn't think these two were going to, like,
really, you know.
I went back and forth. When they first started,
it was like no and then after like a year I was like maybe but everyone after a year you're like
maybe they made it to a year who knows and then now now it's so easy to go back and be like ah we knew
they were never going to last right I wouldn't say we knew that they were never going to last but
do you think that that is a real statement that they will continue to be best friends because
I don't think it is possible to continue to be best friends with somebody that you genuinely like
love in a romantic way like I like I don't think I'm
I think it's hard to be friends with somebody that you really like.
Unless they just genuinely both don't really like each other anymore and they could just be friends.
You know what I'm saying?
But that doesn't make sense then.
No, no, but it would be like...
If you really wanted to spend time with him, wouldn't we just stay dating?
No, no, no.
But you can, this is a thing.
You can be best friends with your boyfriend or girlfriend.
and slowly lose the romantic, like, sexual side of it.
Yes.
But still really be best friends.
It's like when people joke that your boyfriend or girlfriend,
it just turns into your roommate.
And you're like, you know, do I even, like, where's the tension?
Like, am I attracted to this person?
Like, we've just kind of become best friends.
So for them, I feel like potentially it could be possible.
They were such good friends before.
The only thing you have, the only thing that is going to matter so much is time.
Like I think down the line, yeah, of course you can be friends.
But right off the bat, you're not going to be friends.
You're not going to be chatty.
And as soon as one of them starts dating someone else, the other one's going to be butt hurt.
Like there's no way that they can, you can just like, Sean's not going to be like,
Hey, Bestie, just went on a date with so and so.
Like, no.
Unless you truly do not have feelings for that person anymore.
Right.
Unless all sexual chemistry.
Everything is out the door.
It's one Harry Metzelli.
Yes.
If everything is gone, then yeah, you got like,
Fully, you could be friends.
Yeah.
But if, no.
Like, if you still, like, get jealous,
I would put it that way.
Like, if thinking about that person
with somebody else makes you jealous or mad,
there's no way you're going to continue to be friends.
Especially best friends.
Like, besties.
Like, all right, Shauna Kamala,
you guys aren't besties now.
That's not real.
Yeah.
So I think it was a, I agree,
a perfectly fine, obviously.
They don't owe us anything.
Like, tell us however you want.
But I wonder what happens.
from here. I'm going to be honest. I'm interested
in what
and what happens? Can I say I'm more interested in what
romance-wise, like relationship-wise,
where Sean Mendez goes. That was what
I was going to say. And also on top
of that, they had so many songs together.
We're going to lose that. I feel like they always had great collabs.
They're besties. They're still going to perform together.
They're not collabing. They're fucking besties.
More slow walks around the neighborhood.
Who knows? I'm also, I'm more
more interested to see where Sean Mendes goes as well.
Yeah. I really...
I'm not the biggest Camilla Cabo fan. It's not
that I don't like her or overly like her.
I just really...
Yeah. I'm not as intrigued
as I am with Sean Mendes.
Yeah, I agree with you.
And I don't know, it's tough because Camilla
Cabo, music-wise, like, her music is so huge.
And she is a star.
But I put Sean... Like, I think Sean Mendes is more...
Yeah, it was one of those TikTok
she had that just, like...
Oh my God. I think everyone could remember it, right?
There was one TikTok.
I like some of her TikToks.
No, there was one TikTok.
No, no, no.
There was one TikTok that was genuinely one of the worst videos I have ever seen.
And now I got to find it.
Is that not one of the worst things you've ever seen?
Yeah.
Come on.
Come on.
I don't have a strong emotion to that.
Weird.
Weird.
Weird.
All right.
I wish I didn't have a strong emotion to it, but I do.
I have a very strong emotion to it.
I hated it.
and I mean it's
it's high school musical
I like high school musical
yeah yeah she fucking murdered that song
yeah I don't know what she was doing to that
I'm trying to the spa
yeah I don't know
definitely weird definitely weird
I don't hate her I just hate it
no definitely weird that is the
that's the end of Camille and Sean
that's it we're not going to see them
wearing matching outfits
we're not going to see them
performing together on stage
I think that's it.
It's also the end of
Kyga Gerber and Jacob Allorty.
Yeah.
Also one where it's like
they're just too young, you know?
I wasn't shocked by this one.
A lot of sightings of Jacob and Kaias
separately at things that they probably should be
together if they were a couple. So I feel like we saw
that coming. She deleted all of
pictures with him on her Instagram
and
yeah.
Joey King is in a relationship.
But
No.
They were ever going to reunite.
No.
Kissing booth four.
I've had enough kissing booths.
I think we've gotten enough kissing booths.
I think. Would you agree?
Did you ever watch Kissing Boots free?
No, but do you know that the kissing booth is like my sister's favorite movie?
The first one.
She loved that one.
I remember when it came out.
She'll text me randomly and be like, I really think this is one of my favorite movies ever.
And my sister is a like movie connoisseur.
Yeah.
very she likes a lot of old old time movies like black and white movies like she's
she's seen it all she loves kissing booth she just loves the kissing booth and that's one of
those movies she would make fun of us for watching because she refuses to watch high school
musical because she's like think she's better than it yeah the kissing booth though loves it
kissing booth three yeah you never watched it that what's his face the friend and i'm
forgetting all their characters names um
is like the worst character in movies.
Like, I remember you talking about this.
Yeah.
It's just like, just let her date and stop being such a freak about having to go to college together.
I don't know.
Anyways.
It reached like a very weird point.
It was like, you got your own girlfriend and worry about, dude.
Like, anyway.
Anyway, Jacob and Kyra are done.
The possibility could still be there.
And I feel like we have not seen him.
maybe because euphoria hasn't come back in so long,
but I do think it's coming back soon.
So that'll be big.
But yeah, those two,
two insanely beautiful young people
who in Hollywood,
not going to last.
Too young and beautiful.
Yeah, there's so much to be had.
Exactly.
Way too much,
way too many people to flirt with,
go out with.
They're far too young, far too young.
That's all right.
They'll be okay.
Things are really getting serious with Pete and Kim.
I hate to break it to you, Fran.
You were so wrong because page six has just announced.
Every episode I'm just more and more wrong.
Right.
Page six announced that they are officially dating.
Fiscied and Pete and Pete Davidson are officially dating.
Fuck yes.
I'm so hyped over this.
And Pete Davidson celebrated his birthday with Kim Kardashian, Chris Jenner, Flavor Flav.
And Chris, Kim and Pete were wearing matching skimmed pajamas.
I don't like Friends Blazers.
It does look a little bit like Friends Blazers.
So she's matching with them too.
But they're so in.
Dumas posted a little something that was like look out for this new couple for like a triple date
vacation.
I'm thinking Pete,
holy shit.
I'm thinking Pete Kim,
Travis Courtney,
Megan and MGK are all going to go on a tropical vacation together over the holidays
and we're going to lose our fucking months.
They're in,
they were in or not on Instagram currently looks like Courtney and Travis are in Cabo.
They've been doing a whole big Travis birthday celebrating.
but yeah some kind of holiday like
Pete and Kim will be the first to break up
but it's going to be a little bit
they're going to go on a New Year's Eve trip
they are and guess what they're going to post a picture
of all three of them kissing at the same time on New Year's Eve
don't you think? Yeah it's so possible it's so possible
they're officially dating
and I've officially lost my chance would be Davidson
it's so far gone
the news of their budding romance comes after several dates
and Davidson's native NYC
and Kardashians' hometown of L.A.
The King of Staten Island star most recently
traveled to California for his birthday on Tuesday
and spent time at the Keeping Up with the Kardashians'
alum's mom, Chris Jenner's Palm Springs Mansion
with Flav of Flav. Flav of Flav
was the one to post this picture, number one,
on his Instagram.
And Pete, Kim, Chris
are all in,
Skim's pajamas.
Did they like the picture any of them?
Because I wonder if he got permission to post it.
Well, this is, that's, I said this recording the grid chat.
Like, I wonder if they took these pictures and never thought anyone would see the light of day.
And it's like, oh, but then Flavis of Flavis.
They look like a professional.
No, can I tell you, that's an edited photo that Kim Kardashian knew was going up on Flav of
Flavis Instagram.
You think?
Because she would, that picture, Kim Kardashian, obviously she looks great, but it looks like the
picture was edited.
Why are they with Flavor Flav?
That's why I don't know.
It just looks like a professional photo.
Like it looks like it was taken by a photographer.
Yeah, like a real camera.
Yeah, or whoever someone has a real camera.
The caption was,
Flav or Flav,
celebrating my adopted son, Pete Davidson's birthday.
News, also, sign note, just news that Pete Davidson and Flav of Flav are that close.
I don't know if he just,
it sounds like they just met, though, and he's just, like, being sarcastic.
Are you sure?
I feel like it.
I feel like.
Why would he be, I don't think he's friends with Chris and Kim?
No, but he was like, oh, I never gave my clock to someone.
That sounds like he just met him.
Pete, I never took a clock off my neck to give to someone.
You'll be the last person I do this for.
It looks real good on you.
Happy birthday.
Hashtag Pete Davidson.
Hashtag flavorflave.
Hashtag father and son.
Hashtag adopted.
I think they knew each other.
I think it's a joke.
Right?
I don't take that seriously.
I don't know.
I mean, it's...
No, I know they're not really...
Flavis is not his adopted father.
But I think...
I think they...
Do you think they have some kind of...
relationship. I'm sure they've hung out a couple times before. I've made some jokes.
It would be extremely random for Flavre Flav to just randomly be invited to Pete David's
intimate birthday at Chris Jenner's Palm Springs House. I feel like Chris or Kim would be the connect,
not him. I don't think so. I think Pete knew Flavor Flavent before. I think it's Pete.
What a random friendship if that's true. I love every aspect of that picture. I love everything
about Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson being together. Like I just think it can't get better than that.
for like couples that you wish to see together in a universe that makes zero sense is p david and kibank
desensitized like oh for sure also i say makes zero sense but and it's one of those conversations
like it now where like any people from hollywood could start dating and will be like sure right
and i do think that just p davidson's a real likable guy clearly yeah i agree i was scrolling
ticot and a video came up of pete davidson roasting the jonas brothers have you seen that
of who roasting the Jonas brothers
Pete Davidson
yeah it was like
yeah he's part of the roast
yeah but it was funny
he's part of the roast
I'm trying to look to see if there is a
if there's any kind of
what
meat like if there's any kind of
explanation for Pete Davidson
and
uh
Flav of Flav being
connected
like none of the Kardashians
like that picture
no
or interact with it.
I'm reading this article.
It says,
Flavor Flav seems to also be calling Davidson
his quote, adopted son,
which prompts me to ask, why?
It's like, yeah, why is right.
Honestly, kind of crazy that photo
only has like 49,000 likes.
I would have thought it would have blown up.
It has blown up,
but I feel like it's blown up
because other people have shared it.
Like, I bet you, I bet you that has,
okay, so that has that many likes,
but like now go look at like,
did comments by celebs post
a picture of it or no
or like I bet you did like
E News or something
Yeah
Let's see
I don't know
Yeah they did they did
Oh they did yeah it has a hundred twenty five thousand right so
I just
Yeah it really I don't know I don't
I guess if somebody could please give me an explanation of who side of this relationship
Flavre Flav is on I would like to know
I don't even know why we care so much about that
What flavor Flav in any room I feel like it's like well he doesn't fit
I don't know but I don't
I just feel like he, I feel the opposite.
I feel like it's Flavre Flav.
He can fit in anywhere.
I'm just looking for context.
But it's like, who do you know here?
Wait, no, wait, wait a second.
I have context on the photo.
I think I have context.
I was watching a Comedy Central roast a couple of weeks ago.
An old one, Flavor Flavent, and Pete Davidson, both on it.
There you go.
So, so you're on my side that it's coming from Pete.
I think it's coming from Pete.
And I really do think.
Well, that's true.
I believe that.
Yeah.
I'm thinking back because I was watching a lot.
I was like watching Best of Comedy Central Roast.
Is it Bieber?
No, I was just watching.
like a compilation of all.
And I'm pretty sure Flav of Flav
and Pete Davidson were on and I think they made jokes
together if I'm recalling correctly.
So I think it is a Pete Davidson thing.
Just unbelievable that
he is the one to post
this picture of like...
To blow up the internet. Right. There were
whispers that they had spent the birthday
together and like, ooh, maybe they're at Chris's
house in Palm Springs. But there was
no evidence until
Flav or Flav posted
this picture of them
And just the fact that he's like,
He's in the name of the father.
He's in the pajamas?
And in the name of the father, the son and flavor of flavor.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's in the pajamas.
So good.
They're in matching PJs.
Pete Davidson and Chris Jenner are matching PJs.
I wouldn't want it any other way.
Do you think he goes around the house calling her mom?
I hope so.
As a joke.
Yes.
Like as a joke.
Pete is definitely calling Chris Mom.
Do you think he's starstruck ever?
Do you think he thinks to himself like, wow.
Like I'm with Kim Kardashian.
Yes.
Yes.
I think any.
100%.
I think even Kanye when he was with Kim Kardashian was like, wow, I'm with Kim Kardashian.
Like, because he's not, he's our age.
So like 10 years ago, Kim Kardashian was Kim Kardashian.
Yeah.
And I'm sure he says it to them.
Like I think that Pete's just that kind of guy.
Yeah.
Good for Pete.
Good for Kim.
Happy 28th birthday, Pete.
Celebrated in style, big time.
Skim style.
Crazy.
Kim.
You dog.
I'm just, I'm happy for Kim.
I keep saying, so happy for Kim.
I just feel like Kim's, it makes me think that things got dark with Kanye and it just like was not fun.
And there was no like laughter and like light in that time that she just went for the polar opposite.
Like I'm going for the guy that's going to make me laugh 24-7 and like I can just have fun with.
And that is Pete Davidson.
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Didn't see it coming
Didn't really think that this was something
That was happening anytime soon
But they reunited in Toronto apparently
They were at a Dave Chappelle show
And they're in the crowd
They went to dinner
Posting pictures with each other
And yeah I guess
We don't really have too many details
Besides the fact that they're hanging out
Actually I think that was at Drake's house
Dave Chappelle was at
Oh
Yeah
I think that's what he said.
Dave Chappelle went, was...
They were all at Drake's house.
But it looked like Dave Chappelle was like doing standoff.
Yeah, no.
But he was like, he said like this guy, this Canadian, like, we're all here.
Like, he, I think it was definitely at Drake's house.
Interesting.
Very interesting.
I think that, I don't know, did Pete Davidson bring these two together?
Was something they bonded over?
I don't know what made them decide they were going to be friends.
But listen, I think that...
It seems like maybe Kanye is trying to make amends.
Kanye probably feels like he doesn't want to get kicked out of this world
So he's like, all right, let me start getting friends with everyone again
Do you apologize to soldier boy?
Yeah
That's what I'm saying like is he
It could be that maybe he feels like he burned bridges
That he's trying to repair at this point
Can't let him and Pete have all the spotlight
He's going to reunite with an enemy to take over a little bit
The only thing I care about truly
I don't give a fuck of these two are friends
Make music together
Some all-time songs are with Drake and Kanye
I think people forget that
Like forever
Forever is one of the greatest rap songs to ever exist.
Those two together are so good.
That's all I want.
Don't even be friends.
Just make an album together.
Kanye Drake album together would be,
it would just blow everything out of the stratosphere.
It wouldn't even be close.
I feel like all of those.
I now have to bring up every song that they've done together.
Are on the table.
Oh, yeah.
That's the first.
Well, because think about this.
When Meek and Drake were fighting and then they made up, everyone was like, they're going to make a song together.
And what they do, they made a song together going bad.
It wasn't that good.
But it was fine.
Drake and Kanye, like, they just, what did Kanye bleach his eyebrows?
Is that something that happened?
I noticed something different.
He looked like he had no eyebrows in all the pictures.
He's really experimenting with his looks.
The video is so funny.
Connie's just like, uh-uh.
Like, they're both just like, yeah.
Like, it's such.
Drake, like, walked away, like, at some point.
The, the fact that Justin Bieber, like,
screenshoted that video of, like, the two of them,
I got to go and look at the...
I want to find...
Did he say, like, this friendship or, like, love this,
or, like, it was something like that.
Oh, I'm like...
Jeremy Bieber. I'm not...
Jeremy Bieber story.
Are we talking about Justin's dad?
Yeah.
Um, where is it?
He wrote...
Oh, he wrote Love to See it at Kanye West.
Patrick.
It's so funny.
Love to see it.
I wonder what the initial, like, I wonder what happened.
Did you guys know that Drake helped Kanye Wright, Father Stretch My Hands, Part 1 and 30 hours on The Life of Pablo?
Yeah, because remember in the disc track, he was like, Father had to stretch my hands out.
Yep, yep, yep, yeah.
All options are on the table here for these two, I feel like, and I'm not going to lie, I do, I do think Kim and Pete might have something to do with this.
I think so, too.
and here's the thing,
I rather Drake and Kanye
be friends than beef.
I know that everyone likes
a little good fight here and there.
I rather these two be together.
Yeah.
And I do think a lot of
the,
not necessarily the beef
because I know there's been
tons of other stuff involved,
but with Kim,
I'm out of the picture now,
at least kind of.
I don't know.
It's so weird
because it's like,
they're not divorced officially
and Kanye's talking about
their marriage.
She's dating Pete Davidson now.
We're in,
like,
Kanye limbo.
Kanye needs friends.
He needs support.
Any of that Kanye interview?
No.
But like they brought up like, you know, the whole versus thing where I just go against it.
He was like him and Drake like, that's a possibility that they would do that.
And it's like, I wonder who would win.
I feel like Kanye, but I don't know.
We're like, no, hold hands and make music together.
That would be unreal.
No, it would be.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. But remember Lil Wayne and Drake used to go, they had that tour when they went head to head?
It was the, it was the Drake versus Lil Wayne tour.
Well, you don't remember that? Don't look at me.
I'm not as knowledgeable about Lil Wayne.
Don't look at me.
Drake and Lil Wayne did a versus tour together. Yes.
And then they like perform the songs that they have it together.
Yeah. It feels like just the beginning of something now.
The start of something new for these two.
Yeah, it does.
Can't believe we.
just used a high school musical song to describe Kanye and Drake.
They would love that.
But it feels accurate.
A little Bachelor Nation update.
First of all, for us, Hannah Brown is back on Chicks in the Office next week.
We're talking about her book.
Ria and I have read a majority of this book.
We've got access to it to do the interview.
We can't talk about what's in the book because it's not out yet.
And the episode comes out next week.
She'll be on Wednesday's episode next week.
really great interview, by the way. Great interview. Now, of course, this is the timeline of things that
happen. So she comes on, we do the interview. We have to save it until next week. But, you know, to promote
books as one does, they, her like team gives outlets an excerpt to say like, oh, buy Hannah Brown's
book here. It's what's in it coming out November 23rd. And so the part that they put out,
smart, juicy as fuck, is the part that Hannah and Peter had a reconnection of sorts after
Peter was done with his season.
Yes.
So the timeline now is very blurry for a lot of people.
Everyone's kind of confused.
And everybody is reacting about this.
And we talk about this with Hannah, but like Peter put out a podcast episode about it too.
They didn't know like everything that was going to be put out.
So, like, Peter's talking about it, and he's like, I love Hannah for come on the podcast.
Let's talk it out.
Like, it's like, of course you would.
Pete.
He literally said this is probably going to be our biggest episode ever.
You need those numbers, Pete.
We get it.
He's like, is this probably going to be our biggest episode ever?
Ad dollars are falling short.
We're talking about Hannah.
We're talking about Hannah Brown here.
And I'd like to say that in, and you guys will hear this, in the interview with Hannah,
I refer to the story.
We didn't know, like, all these articles came out after the interview.
And we were like, fuck.
But I refer to the story.
know what we're talking about because I say to Hannah, I say there's a story about you and Pete
that I think a lot of people will find very relatable. And that is this story that is now going around now.
So just a heads up, we recorded that interview before this all came out. Right. And it's for us now,
for us to explain our timeline is confusing. It's like, what are these two having anything to do with it?
We don't. Everyone's confused by their timeline. Yeah. But that's our timeline. But yeah. So,
you know, this goes out and everybody's reacting, right? Like Kelly's like in comments.
and Hannah Ann posted a TikTok being like,
trust your instincts, ladies.
Like, it's all these.
When the real tea gets spilled.
I just kind of want like, sorry Pete,
I kind of just want like a like a ex-girlfriend roast.
I think it's like a John Tucker must die situation.
Hannah Ann, Madison, Hannah Brown and Kelly Flanagan to just like.
Probably must have to be there.
Oh, Trent brought up this idea the other night.
He was like, I just want them to all have a.
reunion where it's just these these girls those girls Peter Jed Tyler yes and Barb and Barb
and Barb and Barb and Barb has to be there and why not just for this time only we bring Brack
Chris Harrison I just like oh for a one time only we get Chris Harrison in and we just do this whole
thing because oh I would let it was like that is a pay-per-view event right if they put it behind a
paywall I would spend $69 on it I think that's like usually how much fight costs these days I would
spend that money on this because holy shit they need it they all need to sit out and and air every
part every timeline to make peter look like a piece of shit because let me tell you i i don't want to go too
in on peter because i know he talks highly of us he hasn't ever put us down but i think this man has
screwed over multiple women and i think they're all finding out about it like a little bit of a fuck
boy and i think that this book is gonna i think hada brown's book is going to blow up a lot of things
You know what's crazy?
When he was on the Bachelorette as his contestant, everyone was like, oh, he's the nice guy.
Like, he's the nice.
Everyone thought he was a great guy.
I know, I know.
I know.
And I just, like, the book, we said it with Hannah.
We're going to say it again.
And if you couldn't tell from the fact you put this story, like, this story is the one that is now in the press, it's a juicy book.
There's a lot of good stuff in it.
It's so juicy.
It's like actually going to make Ria, like read a full book.
No, I really will because we talked about this with her as well.
A lot of times these bachelor.
people they put out a book or celebrities in general, right?
They put out a memoir and you think you're going to get a lot of shit.
And you do sometimes.
You get a lot of juicy things.
I think Jessica Simpson was one where we were like, oh, wow, we learned a lot about her and
John Mayer.
And Demi Moore, I think that we learned a lot from her too.
But there's sometimes when you read a book and you're like, this person did this for a money
grab.
Right.
Hannah Brown's book genuinely has shit in there that everyone has been wondering and wanting to
know about for a long time.
And I really recommend people buy it and read it.
you're, if you're into this world,
you're going to go whoa.
Like, you're going to be like, wow, she really gave it to us.
Because there's stuff about everybody else too.
Okay, so Hannah, I'm looking at the Bachelor Data account, like, made a whole
timeline, right? So, Hannah finale, Jed breakup, Tyler C,
let's get drags. That's July 30th, 2019.
August 2nd, 2019, Tyler spotted leaving Hannah's apartment.
August 4th, Tyler spotted with Gigi Hadid.
Oh, my God.
God, the fact that that was two days apart.
August 20,
Tyler, man, come on.
August 2019, Peter and Kelly
meet prior to Peter's season at a party
at that, whatever, the wedding situation.
Peter's season begins filming September
2019. September
2019, Hannah,
after just being, like,
after just spending a night with Tyler or whatever,
hanging out with Tyler in August,
Hannah crashes a date on Peter's season.
Lots of tears, she wrote on the timeline.
Tyler and Gigi breakup,
October 3, 2019.
Hannah and Tyler see each other at the People's Choice Awards, November 10th, 2019,
and then November 20th, November 2020, Peter's season finishes filming.
And then, so now we go to, oh, wait, no, actually that's November 2019.
That's a typo.
November 2019, Peter's season finishes.
January 2020, Peter's season starts, which is also when Hannah and Peter and
Hannah and break up in January.
So lost.
Wait, you said Peter's season starts.
Peter's season
Peter's season finished filming
November 2019
It aired on TV
January 2020
But at that point
Peter and Hannah
and were having issues
So then Peter and Kelly
See each other at the Super Bowl
Which she has said
You know there was some flirtation
And then they're seen together at a club
That's all beginning of February
Hannah
And so this is where this story falls in
Yeah
Hannah apparently as Hannah Brown said
Peter was like, I want to talk to you.
Things didn't work out with Hannah and.
Then I tried to make things worth it with Madison,
but I don't know where that's at.
It's like, I'd love to, like, let's catch up.
And that was after Dylan and Hannah G's engagement party.
Hannah and Peter hook up after seeing each other at Hannah G's party.
That's February 26th, 2020.
So this is why, like, Kelly was like on her stories being like,
I got to write a book.
If Kelly, Kelly, the beginning of February,
the beginning of February, beginning of February,
she had like was kind of reunited with him at the Super Bowl stuff yes and then quickly after that was when
the world shut down so then February 29th is when Tyler's mom passed away and so after that
March early March is when Hannah was spotted in Jupiter with Tyler and then everything shut down
and then Peter was at Kelly's in Chicago and what the date she has on here which and Peter commented
he was like you're missing pretty good but like you're missing some stuff so who knows they're like
but this is what the public has, right?
Maddie and Peter, like official breakup,
was March 13th, 2020.
So that's after the stuff with Hannah Brown.
And March 14th, Tyler picks up Hannah at the airport.
Bam, locked down.
She's in Jupiter.
And then Kelly and Peter spotted in Chicago, March 26th.
Head spinning.
Head is spinning.
There's really not who wants.
It's very hard.
It's honestly really hard to go through the whole thing.
Hannah make that YouTube video.
That was like during the quarantine.
That was almost after quarantine.
Wow.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
That was, oh, she has it on here.
She's so good.
Bachelor Data.
Hannah and Tyler release YouTube title,
What Really Happened, October 6th, 2020.
Yeah.
A lot to take in.
A lot.
A lot.
And these ladies are going to speak.
They're going to start talking because now that Hannah put this in a book and that book's
going to come out, all their stories are going to come out.
Right.
Someone give Kelly Flanagan a book.
Kelly Vionnigan, come on the podcast.
She was like, I will, you guys think I should write a book?
Yeah, Kelly, you want to come back here and talk to us?
Kelly Flanagan, please come back on the podcast.
Yeah, as soon as the book's out, you come back on this.
Yeah, and yes, Peter does talk.
This is a thing about Peter, right?
Like, behind the scenes, I feel like he might be a little different.
He does this stuff on the podcast where it's like, you listen.
Like, I listen to the clip.
And it's like, yeah, you know, we're together.
But he still only says nice things
And it's like I'd really love Hannah to come on
And let's talk this out
It's like he's such a bullshit artist
Yeah I just yeah I'm
Oh man but
It's gonna be good
Kudos you know Hannah Brown put a lot of her
Like a lot of her side of things in this book
And we're gonna see a lot of it
We're gonna have to talk about it again
Once the book comes out
Because there's even more
But this is what has been released so far
we have a great interview chat whatever you want to call it fireside chat with an with an
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Hannah Burner back on the podcast. Last time we recorded with you in Paige in another studio. Now you
are in this studio. Hell yeah. Welcome back to the show. What great energy. Thank you for having me.
It's a nice room, right? Yes. And Ria and her blazer makes me feel like she's going to fire both of us.
Oh my God, I'm so sorry.
So we've been talking about Rea's earring for the last 30 minutes.
I've been causing a rucket this morning.
Maybe.
No, no, it's because I've been causing a ruckus this morning.
It is one of my, the guys in the office still do that all the time.
And that's like my favorite thing to be like, well, actually, I'm Fran, but thanks.
And then you just walk away.
And then they're like, oh, shit, sorry.
You are wearing a blazer today that has, it threw me off when I walked into work.
I saw you in the radio room recording.
and I was wearing another outfit and I walked in and I was like,
oh, it's in a blazer.
And I immediately like took off my outfit, found all different things around the office and put on a new outfit.
You're very intimidating.
You're making everyone nervous around you.
So you're saying the catalyst for changing your entire outfit was actually this blazer.
It was the blazer.
It was like.
What?
Now I want to take it off.
No, no, no.
No, no.
Now I'm like, fuck.
This is the main character.
Energy we need.
You said it to her when she walked in.
Don't write this movie for her.
right now, right now. Like this movie
for you right now is like you're like a boss
business woman who's kind of like messy
in sneakers. In sneakers. In her
outside world. She's like a little bit of a mess.
But when she comes to work, she's all buttoned up and something crazy happens.
We don't know what yet. She instills fear and everyone around her. But deep down,
she's working through some marital stuff at home. Yeah.
Yeah. There you go. Yeah, that's perfect.
This is so funny because I went on a podcast in L.A. and I ended it
with this long speech of like, I'm so happy. You guys had me on this pot. I love this pod.
much. I told my publicist I want to be on it and then I said the wrong podcast name.
Like I just fucked up the name of the pod. Do you know the name of our podcast?
Chicks in the room? Yeah. Nailed it. Nailed it. That's what we go with.
It's like if anything. It's just like like right over there. It's like when you did
when you were in school and you had a test and there was something like a map in the room and
the teacher didn't cover it and you were like, yes. Let's not tell the teacher they didn't cover
the map and you have to fill out the map. And you have to fill out the
map it's right there hang hell yeah well when you want to do that speech at the end of this great we got
you yeah how are you doing are you exhausted you're just like non-stop on the move i feel like i'm doing
well but i do want to say people are like oh you're killing it you're doing all these stand-up shows
i'm avoiding my own thoughts yeah yeah you know like when you're really busy you have to check in
on your friend to be like you're good what are you running from but i feel like when i have anxiety
my thing is i don't want to sit in it i want to try to fix things and do stuff and for my thing
I had like, I've moved on from a previous career of reality TV entertainment, which was so good to me, kicked my ass out.
And then I was like, I want to now find that next thing that brings me joy.
And I've been working on comedy for a while.
And now I'm like just fully immersing myself into it.
So what are you running from?
No, I think I...
So let's unpack that.
Well, I think I'd gone through a while where like I didn't have creative control of anything and I didn't feel like I had a voice.
So now like stand up is the.
ultimate like me just like stand up say what everyone's afraid to say out loud so i've been able to
just kind of express myself full of like talking about insecurities fears demons and finding the humor in
it and ultimately being around people and making them laugh is what i love to do and that sounds so corny
like i just want to be a sad clown but but i feel like when something happens like you lose a friend
group or you lose a job you can kind of sit in it or you could be like
oh, this door closed for a reason.
And a lot of the times, if you don't close that door,
you'll never know what that other opportunity is.
But I feel like deep down,
I wasn't actually that good at reality TV.
Well, I feel like now you're like when you were...
I disagree.
I disagree.
We thought you were great on reality TV, honestly.
But if you need to tell yourself that to move on with your life,
then this goes to be fine.
Sure, you were really bad at it.
I'm so glad you left.
The drama wasn't interesting at all.
We hated it.
Yeah.
But you just mentioned like losing like a friend group or whatever and obviously moving on from
Summer House, you lose that group of people obviously not page.
You guys are very close.
You got giggly squad and all that.
You guys are doing your tour.
But now you have, do you feel like maybe the audience and the people you're meeting outside
of this and like doing the show kind of fills that void of like you're entertaining these people
and you know that they like you and appreciate you?
Wow, that's a really good question.
I feel like I've seen a transition of the kind of win.
women that come to my shows.
And I do have to say,
the chicks listeners show the fuck up.
And the chicks girls are always so smart, so funny.
And you guys are like reality TV savants.
Like you understand it.
So I have a lot of people that are a certain type of woman
who is outgoing, smart.
I'm just saying you guys are perfect and amazing.
And those are the kind of people that come to my show.
Thank you very much.
And meeting people from our shows as well.
we're so happy when we meet these girls that you can just tell are great people like they come up
right away and this sounds cheesy but you feel their energy and you're like this girl is a good person
yesterday I was at coffee shop and I see a girl and I like love her outfit and she looks like she has her
shit together and I'm like I wonder what would we like to like talk to this girl over martini and
understand what's going on in her life and she looks at me and she goes Hannah Burner yeah love your
podcast and I'm like that like that so I think what I'm trying to say is when I'm walking on the street
and in the Lower East Side
and a bunch of drunk
bros yell,
hey, if I'm so in my house.
It's nice.
Like, it's fun attention.
It's a little jarring.
But when I'm, like, in an elevator
with a cool girl and she's like,
hey, I love your comedy.
That hits so different.
Just in a point where it's the people that, like,
really know me.
And your shows are just you.
You know, your shows are you.
So it's not like, it's not like they like you
within a group of people.
They like you as yourself doing your own thing.
Or even, like, liking my friendship with Paige.
And it's something.
that they've seen in a very unstructured raw,
like what you guys do,
like Paige and I just go.
Yeah.
There's no like narrative or thing we're trying to portray.
So I've lost a lot in the last couple months
in terms of like friends or fans
or certain people that don't align with whatever.
But I feel like I'm more connected to myself.
Yeah.
And the people who like my shit really get me.
Yeah.
And I,
and it's almost like quality over quantity.
Yeah.
And I feel like it always finds its level.
right like even if you lose fans you lose friends you gain fans and you gain more friends like it's never
like you're just going to lose everything well the truth is if everyone likes you a lot of the time it means
you're not being like fully who you are yes because not everyone likes everyone you don't like everyone
no certainly not no i mean we love franz blazer yeah but does that everyone probably not we'll take a pull
the office but i find that with dating too like i used to want to be so likable on a first date and I just like
everything's chill, everything's vibing, I love everything, I'm so laid back.
But you're just like every other girl playing that same game.
But if you come in and you show some weird sides of you, you'll scare the fuck out of some
people, but you'll also really attract someone who likes you for you.
So I'm trying to say is, even though I didn't have like the perfect season of reality TV,
I surprisingly had some people be like, I kind of like you crazy son of a bitch.
And also because it was real.
I feel like people forget.
talk a lot about this with reality TV is that like if someone put a camera on you 24-7 how would
you come across like everyone always wants to act like they would come across looking so perfect
because they think they're right all the time it's like you really don't have any say of
what's going out there can't you make you look a certain way and also just like you're not
always right you're not always wrong like people just always when they like judge these shows
they think that they would act perfectly and it's it's mind-blowing to me like
people think that they would always just be so likable.
Or they don't even want to go there.
It's so fun to judge you guys.
It's so fun to act above it.
Like seeing someone do something fucked up and sit there and be like,
I would never.
Did you see that?
It's like, bitch, two days ago you did the same thing with your friend.
Or you did something way different that was also bad.
Everyone's done shitty shit.
And it's funny because at first I recently have been getting messages of
certain types of people, people who are like, hey, I've been the brunt of that like group mentality
friend group that decides like we're done with this person and we don't want to listen to them
and we're just done. And people or like we had a party group of friends that I don't part, I got it.
I got in a relationship and now like they don't vibe with me. I've also gone girls have been like,
hey, I see myself in you and I don't fucking like it. Or like, hey, like I've spoken up to like
abusive guys in my life and I don't like that. And you were making me not like.
myself and I've gotten some really
introspective messages or even people being like
hey I want to be a comic too and I think I hated you
but now I realize I'm going to start a podcast and I'm like
fuck yes so I've almost
learned about like friends and women
and I've just I've also learned about myself because my biggest fear
was in the public eye ever like not looking perfect
I think that's everyone's biggest fear. For sure yeah
for sure and I'm I was really scared our last interview
I was in like defensive mode I was in scared
mode. I was just like, I'm not Satan, I swear. Yeah, yeah. And now I'm kind of with you guys like,
I'm still here. It's kind of the best when you like shed that version of yourself of like,
I just really don't care what people think. Like I'm just going to be me. I feel like the last time she
was here too was like right before the reunion. And we didn't know for sure like where like if you
were going to go back or not. Like it was like kind of a limbo. I think I like to call it. It's an ego.
death. Yeah. And ego is something that's like so fun. And like reality TV is so ego where like you love
that people think they know you. They treat you like the Beatles because they like really get you on like some
more unattainable celebrities. Like you're like their best friend. And then you start to think of yourself like I'm just
everyone's perfect friend. Everyone wants to be my friend. And then at some point you realize that it's the highs and the lows are
really inauthentic and people
who love you and people who hate you it's you can't
take that shit to heart yeah um
so I had a lot of learning
lessons
did you ever go back to a reality
TV show not saying Summerhouse specifically
but just like any sort of reality TV show
I love to entertain people
and I think
I don't
I don't like to like make any plans
I'm not like knocking on doors being like
hey I need to do a new reality show
um but I'm just kind of seeing
naturally what I like to do.
I've learned a lot about it.
I've like Googled some stuff and I'm like, why didn't I Google that before I filmed you
stupid bitch?
Like I've Googled stuff about like patterns and like things they do and I'm, I was like,
you cocky bitch, you thought you're just going to go in and just own them.
And everything.
But it's like I'm also, I like you guys where I like, I like journalism, I like producing.
So I had that mindset going in.
I'm kidding. You guys are prime time journalists.
You are the CNN of pop culture.
So I'm kind of open to all kind of entertainment, but right now I've been working on like an hour of stand-up and just trying to get better at it.
And Giggly Squad's been really fun.
So I'm just kind of going where there's positivity.
And like I do think I'm like a fighter.
So like I was going to fight to stay in any career.
But sometimes the universe is like, but you're done.
Yeah.
And it's a thin line between quitting and leaving what's not meant for you at the moment.
Yeah.
Which is, I mean, both of you have dealt with, I mean, I've had you both on Burning
and Hell, both fucking epic episodes where you both have dealt with having to leave a situation
that didn't feel right, but you also feel like you're failing people.
But we're all sitting here and we're breathing and healthy, knock on wood.
Yeah.
It's always scarier than it.
it actually is after the fact, I feel like.
Yes, and also, despite the fact that, like, people talk about it on podcast and tweet about
it, like, people don't actually care.
They don't.
This is something I feel like people really need to understand.
Like, even in this place, I think a lot of people get really riled up, and including
myself, I used to get really worked up about what people said.
And we talked about this on your podcast.
Now I'm like, when somebody write to tweet or comment, they literally just write that
tweet or comment and then go think about whatever else they have.
going on like they're not thinking about you throughout the night going to you're the one going to bed
thinking about it so exactly and and it's you can kind of decide how you react to it but it's hard
because my anxiety before means like okay you need to fix something there's clearly a problem if
these people are upset about this you need to fix yourself and then you realize like a lot of stuff
people do is to get their own attention and these people don't have uh thousands of people saying it
to them no so so they don't have like that empathy of understanding both ways and
But I've always been like this with my career path.
Like I was in, I was in tennis, I was in sales, I was in marketing, I was in video producing,
did reality TV, did podcasting.
Now I'm doing stand-up and I'm kind of like, let's mix it up.
Yeah, let's mix it up.
But I'm very happy that I know that you guys are like a pop culture pot.
And at first I was like, oh, I'm not in Summer House.
Like chicks might not be like interested in the tea anymore.
Oh my God.
I appreciate you having a, a.
I mean, you have some great comics on all the time.
We love having comedians on.
And it's so much fun.
And sometimes, like, what's fun, like, about kind of being able to pick our guess is we can pick the reality TV person or the actor or the musician or whatever.
And it, like, has that, that has a different feel to an interview.
Or we have a comedian who we can actually sit down and just, like, talk about life, you know?
Because sometimes we don't have, like, you know, we don't have.
a musician on or something and we're like,
tell me how you are.
You know?
You're good, bro.
Like, let's like, talk about your feelings.
And we're just like, so even like, you know,
you got a new album coming out, like, tell us about it.
Yeah, but it's always just like.
I love thinking like, oh, when was last time I was on this pod.
And in that time, I felt like so many people cared
and so many people had these like final decisions of like character and stuff.
And it's like, yeah, we were immersed in a season of a show that has a storyline and
shit like that.
season was so intense too so i feel like it just escalated all of those things but now like are you
watching anything like are you watching winter house you guys it's fucked up do you have any time to even watch
tv like i love i will i'm that kind of person i think it's because i have ADHD that i'm realizing through
ticot but like at the end of the day instead of going to sleep when i should i will i need that like
waste of time like even if it's midnight i need to watch an hour of like need and i'm really into documentaries
recently but I loved reality
TV you guys like I loved it Van Pupp Rules was my age
like you watch like you watched all the stuff you talked about it
I loved it I did a whole show about it I was on chat room
I yeah yeah I can't watch it anymore yeah it makes
I might in a couple years yeah yeah but I have volatile reactions
yeah yeah it's it's it's I mean tennis I had trouble watching when I
first quit because I was like I miss it yeah it's literally just like having a
relationship and you get out of it and then you can't listen to any song you listen to during the time
you dated like yep i'm just in that but i hope to appreciate the mess in the future i just know the kind of
i have a very different perspective watching stuff now where i have like too much empathy for like
the person that's in the hot seat and i and i and i'm just like i hope they're doing okay and like oh no
do they see this coming because you know what it's like to be on the other side of it and know that
it's not all them like there's so much it goes into reality tv and i would
wish more like I think people get it but I'm like do you really get it like I wish more people like
patted the back of the person that was like I'll sacrifice myself this season because when they cast
they're not like let's cast six perfect human beings and a monster right right right every season
there's a different monster for sure so I I want people to watch it and I'm more like wow that's pretty
cool that person is like understood the assignment yeah and I think like you guys are good at that
yeah um and also just there are reality TV moments that are so fucking real that's
and like people's reactions, but you watch it
because it's a car crash.
But then don't judge people.
That's like Vanderpump right now.
Like Vanderpump, I'm kind of, it's, I'm still watching,
but it's like without Lala
and people give Lala shit for like being aggressive
or stirring the pot and all these things.
I'm like, if she didn't do any of those things
and like scream at Sheena across the table
or like cry and say like, I care so much about you,
Sheena, I'm like just just looking out for you.
Yeah.
Like the show would be so boring.
I know.
Exactly.
We talk about that with the bachelor and bachelor loves to be like, fire her.
And I'm like, okay, let's watch like a baby sleep.
Yeah, right.
We're not tuning in to watch everyone get along and sing by a campfire.
I would turn that off.
I don't want to watch that.
And also remember that these people are not just like chilling.
Like, if you're going to judge people, be like, okay, what would you do if it's week four stuck in a house and someone's been poking and prodding at you for four weeks that they haven't shown?
Right.
But they're waiting for the reaction.
So it's like, it's a social experiment.
And it's a fascinating thing for us to enjoy.
And I'm so thankful for the experience.
And I do think my family and close friends around me were a little happy that I'm away from it just out of like, it took a toll on the people around me.
For sure.
And now I feel like you have material for your stand-up.
And you mentioned like, we usually have like pop culture people on the podcast.
But we do lately have had a lot of comedians.
And I love having comedians on.
You had Heather McMahon on who's obsessed with her.
Yes, she was awesome.
And we love having them on because it's just a fun conversation.
Are there any comedians that you're specifically watching right now that you're obsessed with besides Heather?
Because she was awesome.
Oh, let me give you the tea of like the upcoming female comics we all need to watch.
And I say upcoming, but they've been doing it for years.
Annie Leatherman.
Annie Letterman is my bitch.
I swear to God, I like talk to her here and there.
She's been on the show.
She's been on the show.
She is hysterical.
She is one of the funniest people.
I have ever watched you anything.
I'm obsessed with her.
Like, truly obsessed with her.
And I went on Trash Tuesday with Kalila and Esther Pavitsky.
So those three, like, keep an eye on them.
Taylor Tomlinson is killing the game.
Definitely watching a comedy special.
There's a lot of women, like, Nikki Glazer has been a mentor for me.
And it's been interesting surrounding myself with women who have, like, similar goals to me,
which is basically like in stand-up comedy because it's a male-dominated thing.
You're doing things that like typically men do,
which is like being assertive and like being inappropriate and like commanding a crowd.
And being funny is even like a male characteristic.
And I think in reality TV when women do that stuff,
it could be looked down upon because you're not fitting into the box of the role they put you in.
I mean, I was called not feminine my whole first season.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Which is absurd.
Yeah.
But then I'm surrounded myself with women who are not trying to fit themselves in boxes.
I mean, and you guys are a great example of that.
Like, you didn't even have a box when you came to barstool.
No woman had shown you where you would fit in a barstool and you created it.
So I'm very excited that I kind of didn't fit into a world that was trying to put me in like a typical feminine role.
And I want it to become a feminine attribute to be funny, command the room and be confident.
and makes people think deeper about stuff that women are afraid to say.
Yeah.
I think it's great and I feel like your shows are probably so much fun.
When, like, I just feel like you're always in New York and yet we're not, why are we not
been to one of her shows?
Can you let everyone know how they can get to your shows right now?
Yeah, well, have, unless they're also out, like, let's, I'm all over.
Push this out there.
But sometimes I feel like I'm looking at your Instagram.
I'm like, okay, she's in Connecticut and then.
Rhode Island and then Florida and then Ohio.
It's like,
how are you getting all these places?
It's not glamorous. It's called Sky Miles.
But like I literally was in Tampa and then I was in Orlando and I have like a 10 minute
joke where I just shit on Disney.
And like halfway in now, I was like, I'm in Orlando.
Yeah.
But it probably fit even better there because they really know what it's like.
I have a joke where I make fun of the suburbs and they were like, there's no suburbs
suburbs in Florida.
I'm like, then what is it?
They're like, it's Florida.
And I was like, you guys are fucking out.
that you guys probably saw
when you went to different places
and different areas
every crowd was different in their own way
which I think is awesome
but then you have to like realize
which audience you're playing to
yeah like I do a joke about finance bros
and in L.A. they like didn't process it
that doesn't hit as hard in New York
Silicon Valley or something
I did a joke about how exposed brick
I love and like if you've exposed Rick
in your apartment I will fuck you
and in L.A. they were like a crackdown
and I'm like it's expensive in the East Coast
fit but this is the secret
so comics you have your like hour that you're practicing
when you're headlining around the country
but then you have your like home base
in the city where you do 15 minute spots
where you practice your new jokes
so I'm at the stand
which is in Union Square
which is where I do my like practice spots
during the week and it's really cute
there's like a great place to get drinks you guys are welcome whenever to hang
also you can meet like kind of the up andcoming comics in the city
do some, you know, scouting
for future.
Future podcast.
I love going to comedy shows.
They're like,
it's my,
one of my favorite,
like, date nights in New York
that I've just,
I feel like it's such a good date idea.
And I also see you guys,
like you guys are comedians in your own life.
We're not, but I wish I was.
But I will never,
I will never label myself as a comedian
because then I could just be funny, right?
It's like, oh, she's funny.
You know what I mean?
But I'm not, quote, unquote, trying to be.
As soon as you start calling yourself a comedian,
she's going to be like, no, she's not fucking funny.
Yeah, you're right.
Yes, you're not saying.
It's like, oh, she thinks she's so funny.
Once you put it in, say, I'm trying to be funny.
In your Instagram bio, once it is.
Well, that's why we, like, we're so clear with our live shows.
We were like, we are not stand-up comedians.
Like, we are going to do our show, like, live.
And then you're just like, whips, I guess I'm just naturally.
Yeah, yeah.
That's me.
That's right.
Yeah.
Like, we don't have bits.
I do think that it's funny when you can some people I think are way funnier in person
but like because who knows what happened in my childhood I need that like every night
extra validation of even if it's 10 people being like you're funny so I'm like a full at night
I have to do it so you guys are a little more grounded for whatever reason so I'm proud of you guys
I just throw my jokes around here and people have occasional tweets right right yes but really likes
Yes, that I'll do.
Every day you guys are like finding a bit in an angle.
She's also really gotten into being a little jokester on her, on her close friends on.
That's what I got to add you to that.
My close friends are,
that's her new thing.
That's when she tells people how she really feels and see what reaction she gets.
But then you have your close friends being like, ha, ha, ha, and you're like, that's even better.
Well, that's the thing.
I started, I didn't want to be a stand-up.
I was just the one in the group chat that always kind of killed.
Yeah.
You always got the ha-ha.
Yeah.
Like I got that.
I was like, I'd like see it back and forth.
And I'm like, I'm about to slam dunk this.
So I just try to make my friends laugh all the time.
Then I'm really good at making my friends laugh over text.
And having, that's why I feel like the girls that come to our shows, I don't give
a fuck if certain people think I'm funny.
Honestly, when some people think I'm funny, I'm like, I have to reevaluate myself.
Yeah.
But when the girls that come to our shows think I'm funny, it makes me feel like it's a friend.
Like making you guys laugh.
Like, it's a similar perspective of stuff.
But, yeah.
Definitely.
So you're traveling so much, what's like the relationship stuff?
Oh my God, good question.
I feel like, where's desk?
Is he with you?
Is he not with you?
Good question.
Doesn't I have a funny relationship?
Because he's also doing spots in the city at night at the cellar.
Okay.
So we have like different home bases.
So we don't have dinner together ever because we have our spots start around 7 o'clock maybe.
So we wake him in the morning.
He wakes up at 6 a.m.
like oh oh that's tough oh it yeah we can talk about that for hours yeah then nine o'clock
morning sex or no i like morning sex sorry your mother's morning oh yeah she believe me she's been
through worse um she's so desensitized yeah so it by nine o'clock he's like I've been up for
three hours I've walked around the block yeah got coffee what are you what are you doing um so then we'll go
to brunch that's like our date and then we like do podcast whatever we have kind of I always
thought I was going to be with someone who's different than me, like a shy guy who just
like lets me shine. But then you get bored of them after six months sometimes if they're not
like really their own person. Unfunny guys are just not good to be around. That's why everyone's
like, how could Kim be with Pete? And I'm like, stand up male comics have fucked the most
beautiful women I've ever seen in my life. So, so Des and I are kind of doing the same thing.
So we don't, it's like I traveled the West Coast and he went to Ireland for a little tour. So we just
call each other at whatever time zone worked and be like how were your shows how were your shows yeah yeah
so we're kind of in it together yeah in the same mindset and also we were I feel like that kind of works
it more than like if he was in some different job like in new york and in an office and like you're doing
shows on the west coast and like it's like he gets it yeah you guys can relate to it yeah exactly
and we're going through the same shit um so no one feels left out like i'm having this crazy experience
that he's missing out on he's having the same experience um he's kind of
it's been a of it's been nice because we've been on top of each other since we met we met in
quarantine yeah we've lived we spent so much time together so it's this new thing of like missing
each other right and also it wasn't easy like five six months into a relationship having like
a tv show air where like he was involved too right so like that was it was hard for us to go through
because we were you know six months ahead in our lives and then to have to like relive some
It's like, oh, my, and I know that's the generic thing.
I don't want to relive it.
Yeah.
But you're having to talk about it and stuff.
So now we're enjoying, like, the calm after the storm where we can now, like, date again
and not be asked about our relationship so much.
It is hard being in the public eye with it.
And I think ultimately, he's sober.
He's 45.
We're getting married in May.
And I think it's a, it's, I have good energy around me to, like, protect what I care about.
like I have no privacy, but I realized why privacy is sometimes important just to grow.
And like, for example, you're making, you have a plant.
You want to water it.
You can't like have tons of people playing with it all the time.
Right, right.
It's a weird analogy.
But you get it.
No, I definitely, I definitely get me of saying.
You're like, how's the plant growing?
How's a plant growing?
How's a plant growing?
Are you getting married in New York?
We're getting married in West Hampton.
Oh, so nice.
Beautiful.
Yeah, so it should be nice.
I have a wedding planning meeting today.
which is crazy.
Look at you go.
Look at you go.
Yeah.
Mom's here.
I know.
So it's an interesting journey, but I feel like, I feel like I've, oh, now I'm just
going on separate rants, but I've been working on this thing I saw on TikTok of like focusing
on decentering your life from men.
I feel like a lot of times, like it's trained in us that like the man is the goal.
And I, I'm not trying to be share right now, but I really feel like it's so important to
like not have everything relate to a guy.
Yeah.
And sometimes we get caught on that because it's what society said where everyone's like so
excited about the wedding and stuff.
And I'm like, it's literally like a nice side thing that I'm happy.
I have someone supporting me on my journey, but I still, I was whole before it.
And I was a mess before it.
And now I just have someone to go through it with me.
It's not the only thing you're thinking about until May.
Exactly.
And also like he didn't solve any of my problems.
Like I'm literally the same person, but I just have someone who chose to like be a part
of it with me.
So for anyone listening, be like, I wish I was engaged.
It's like you're the same thing.
It's just you have someone there, which is nice sometimes.
But it doesn't change who you are.
Yeah, definitely.
The Giggly Squad show looked, shows looked so fun.
They do look so much.
We tried really hard on Instagram to make it look really.
I was like, these pictures are great.
Well, one, you guys looked great.
Two, like, I feel like that crowd is very similar to our crowd.
I feel like of going to like a podcast taping
or whatever live podcast, whatever you want to call it.
Did like, how was your prep with Paige?
Because I feel like it's so different because Paige is obviously not a stand-up comedian,
but you are.
So it's like, is Paige like, Hannah, you can't go up there and start doing your whole stand-up thing?
Like, I got to be a part of this show too.
Okay, great question.
I did message her and I was like, because during the summer we learned the Wop Dance.
And we were doing it all the time.
We had bruises on her knees.
But we like, we didn't nail it.
But we like,
We knew how to do it, and I was like, Paige would be epic if we did the Wop dance, and she was like, absolutely not.
So, like, okay, we have to get on the same page with this show.
Yeah.
But I'll tell you guys the secret to, like, the secret of how we do Giggly Squad.
We have one note in our phones, a shared note.
And throughout the week, we put a note.
So I don't even know what it's going to be about, but she'll write just, like, a generic thing, like, box or briefs or, like, something.
And then we'll just go off on Gagley Squad.
So I realized, how could our show be, you know, so structured, like, stand-up?
So I don't do any stand-up in it
We have a nice
Like PowerPoint where we give ourselves
The general things to talk about
We do the stuff we normally like call back to
Like we do like a see you in court segment
But Paige
Page is so page
She was like I have hair and makeup ready for us
And I was like anything else
And she's like I got hair makeup
So we get to the place
And I have like the keynote power
point I made and it it won't convert into the Dell computer and I'm freaking the fuck out and like there's
people waiting already and Paige is like on her phone she's like our makeup looks so fucking good though
like she has no worry in the world no worry in the world and I'm like freaking out I'm like cursing people
I'm calling like Apple repair shops we make it work she's cool as a cucumber and then we start drinking
asbestom martini's and I'm drinking a little and she's pouring mine into hers throughout the show
then at some point you know and you know your friend like one of their eyes is kind of
going in different direction.
I'm like, oh, we're about to lose Paige.
Yeah, yeah.
But she is so high-functioning drunk.
She was getting funnier and funnier, and I was just letting her monologue and go.
And then the next day, I realized she's fairly high-functioning drunk, I think.
It's almost dangerous when you are.
It is.
No one is.
Me, I get sleepy and I'm not funny anymore and people are like go home.
Paige didn't remember the meet and greet.
That's amazing.
After the show.
People were, like, asking her to go with the very.
their wedding and she's like 100%
she's going to yoga with
someone in the morning. She has so many promises.
She got so drunk. And then the next show she was like, no
like she had to take an IV in the morning. I don't
really remember leaving the encore
on Sunday night. We were in
Boston Sunday night. Fran told us
we were in the Borgata in Atlantic City a thousand
times. I was like no we're
fully not in Atlantic City.
She's like no we're in Atlantic City. My mind
could not wrap around the fact that there was
like a giant
hotel casino that looked
like the Borgata, but just
in Boston. I know when, like, I was like, how could
this be here? How, I did
not know this existed. I know Fran's fucked up
when she's like really laughing at things I'm saying.
I was in the car and I was like, I don't know, like,
she was cracking up. I was like, Fran,
we're not in Atlantic City, we're actually at the
Atlantis Bahamas. And she started
dying. It wasn't even funny.
I don't even, I don't recall. I don't recall. I don't recall that at all, actually.
She was like, we're in the Bahamas. Yeah, we're in the
Bahamas. And she was like, out the window, laughing.
laughing so hard. I was like, this is great. Like, I'm,
like sober right now, just watching
Fran just fucked up. I was convinced
Adele was proposed to during her
during her special. She told me a million times. We didn't watch
a special, obviously. And I'm seeing all these headlines. It's like,
Adele's special, like, there's this surprise
engaged, Rita. She's like, surprise proposal. I'm like,
oh my God, her fucking agent boyfriend proposed during the lives. You're like
freaking out. Meanwhile, I was just two normal people who
who like got engaged, like, and Adele sang. A million times I heard. It was
great. It was beautiful. But I was
I was like, on the way home, I was like, I can't believe it.
Adele is engaged.
No, she, all night, she's like, Rita, Adele's engaged.
And I didn't even care.
I was like, cool, like, Adele's engaged.
Like, that's awesome.
Good, we're not going to have a good sad album for years.
I was like, Fran, before we went out, I was like, Fran, I want to go home right after
the show.
I'm really tired.
Like, I'm so tired.
Can we please go home after the show?
Like, she's like, yeah, absolutely.
We're going to go home immediately.
We're going home at 930.
Show ends.
She's screaming.
I mean, in front of everyone.
She's like, we have to go out.
We have to go out.
I was like, you didn't make us do this after our live shows?
Like, what's going on right now?
I was like, oh, we'll go, Fran, let's go.
It feels way different doing someone else's show than you're, like,
you know what I'm saying?
Like, doing our own show, there was so much anticipation.
And then after, like, yes, I feel like I crash, like every time.
I was like, I'm so tired.
Doing someone else's show, I was like, says a walk in the park.
I'm just drinking, walking, having fun,
all you have to do is just sit there and have them talk to you.
And at the end, I was like, yeah, I'll go to the fucking encore.
She was going to get a tattoo.
I was like, what is happening right now?
Like, I don't know.
I was down for all, all possibilities.
She looked at me, she goes, roll reversal.
I was like, what?
She was freaking me out, but I liked it.
Paige, we got in.
We're so happy.
People were in our green room.
And Paige goes to the bathroom and she's in there for like 10, 15 minutes.
And people are asking me like, is she okay?
And I'm like, yeah, yeah.
And I know she's puking.
Yeah.
And then afterwards, I'm like, were you peaking?
She's like, no.
Because she did.
Next morning she goes, dude, I think I fell in the bathroom and just lied there and started laughing for 10 minutes.
And I'm like, what kind of journey did you have last night that I wasn't a part of?
That's the best journey by yourself.
In front of everyone, we're drinking.
And she kind of felt like we're just drinking with all our friends.
And then she was performing.
So I wasn't mad.
I was like, girl, go off, sis.
You lose yourself.
You lose yourself.
Well, we got to come to one of those shows and we got to get to one of your shows whenever we can.
Thank you so much for joining us.
So happy to have you back.
Thank you.
In a different light.
Yeah.
And I also just want to throw out there for the people listening that Paige was our guest at our New York live show.
And Hannah was also invited.
I just want to make that clear.
Let's make that very clear.
And Hannah was too busy for us.
No, I was so mad.
I just wanted to first clarify, you know, you were invited.
I appreciate it.
I appreciate that.
What happened is I had a show scheduled before COVID in Tampa.
And then we've moved it like five times.
And then I was like,
have to move it for chicks and they were like this is not going to have it. And I was already in Orlando,
but I was so jealous of how fucking amazing energy it was. But Paige had a good mind character
moment. I'm not going gorgeous that night. And I'm really proud of you guys for going on the road.
Thank you. We're excited to do it again. I can't wait. And I'll be a part of it eventually.
I'll break into a show. Definitely. You're like, you're not invited to this one. And I'm like,
we are surprised guests, but surprise us. Yeah. We won't plan it. You're
just show up at one of the shows. That would be
perfect. Amazing. Amazing. Oh, boy.
Thank you so much for coming. Yeah, we do. Yeah, we have to wrap up. Yeah, sorry,
Chad to Kathy's. Thank you so much for coming. Tell everyone where they can follow
you all the shows they can listen to. Yeah, go to Hanibur.com. I am going to Boston.
I'm going to be in Maryland. Check out the encore.
Yeah, check out the Borgata encore. Cool place.
And you know, follow me across the board at Bing Burns. Listen to Burning Hell, Goody Squad.
Thanks for having me on Chicks in the Room.
Yeah.
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