Chicks in the Office - Bachelorette Week 5 Recap + Hottest Topics

Episode Date: August 10, 2022

BACK2SCHOOL MERCH DROP > http://bit.ly/citomerch. Addison Rae family drama (4:36-14:19). Elton John & Britney Spears confirm collab (15:50-19:29). Camila Cabello new boyfriend (20:43-25:32). Bachelorette week 5 recap with the Luggage Guy (27:29-1:14:46). Subscribe to our YouTube > http://bit.ly/CITOYOUTUBE. Follow us on Instagram @chicksintheoffice and on Twitter @chicksintheoff + subscribe to our Snapchat show > http://bit.ly/thegroupchat.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/chicks-in-the-office

Hey, Chicks in the Office listeners. You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. This is state of emergency. What's up, everyone? It's Chicks in the Office with Rianne and Fran, giving you that Friday energy on a Wednesday. Of course, it is Bachelorette Recap Day. We will be getting into that.

But first, we're going to talk about some topics. Actually, though, before we get into the topic, Just a reminder. We have new merch on sale. Very exciting. Back to school stuff. We have this new journal. If you're watching on the YouTube, you can see it otherwise. You could just go on our Instagrams or Twitters and you'll see us posting about it there. But we have this new journal. It says chicks and then it says write that shit down. Great journal. I actually love journals like this are hard, sturdy. There's calendars in there. There's things where you write about your goals and all of that. It's kind of like a planner. Journal planner. Yeah, I think planner. Well, no, it's more like a journal because the beginning. It's more like a journal. There's like two pages of planner pages. Yeah.

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Yeah, in school... I never use blue ink. If I asked somebody, hey, can I borrow a pen? And they gave me a blue pen. Oh, my God. Wait, why? Black ink is never I hated red but

I don't know my blue Well red was for corrections You don't write notes in a red pen Yeah you would never write notes in a red pen I guess Notes black pen only Also I couldn't Because once you start

With my notebooks and taking notes If I started taking notes on day one In school with a black pen It's got to be consistent The whole notebooks got to be black pen If there's some random pages of blue in there No nope nope nope nope nope I agree with that. It just, it just looks better. It's neater. So black paint. Also the,

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confirms her new boyfriend. So let's get into it starting with Addison Ray. And of course, we have the Bachelorette recap with Trent that we didn't talk. about The Bachelor for like the first 10 minutes. That's a fair warning. It's sorry. Anyway. That's our intro. Yeah. So let's get into it starting off without a surprise. It's still summer. It has not ended yet. So don't worry everybody. You still have time to enjoy a beautiful summer cocktail. And I think that the perfect summer cocktail includes a nice little pink lemonade vodka and that is Pink Whitney. Pink Whitney is the perfect summer treat in my opinion.

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very bizarre, very sad. I want to preface it like that because I feel bad and guilty, almost even talking about it because I feel like Addison is probably struggling so hard with having to see her parents kind of like fight over social media not necessarily they're not even really fighting Monty is just out of control

her dad is just completely out of control a couple weeks ago there were rumors that he cheated on Sherry who's Addison's mom with a girl in her early 20s and it was multiple women

and he was seen out flirting with young girls just very odd there have been rumors about him for a long time doing these kinds of things. And then Sherry, you know, they unfollowed Monty. Sherry changed her bio from wife to single mom. So it was very clear that, you know,

they weren't going to be together anymore. And then Young Gravy got into the mix. Now, Young Gravy has been going off on social media all over the place. This guy is really popular right now. And he talked, it was like a joke about him in Milfs, right? Like, I don't even know. It's partially a joke, partially not a joke, started, I think, jokingly flirting with Addison Ray's mom over social media.

Now, this is where Monty then decided to come into play and make one of the most bizarre videos I've ever seen Grace the Internet yesterday, where he basically transforms into the Hulk on his TikTok because Young Gravy doesn't want to fight him. And he's like flexing his muscles in a very disgusting, a bizarre way, all while making disgusting comments. about Sherry on other Instagrams. Like, for example, you know, he's acting all mad about these young gravy stuff, although then he's saying stuff like someone wrote, don't let a bum come in and take your woman. He wrote, L.O.L. She's not my woman.

Somebody commented, these comments are disgusting, by the way. Somebody commented he's about to blow her back. This is internet commenters for you. and Monty wrote, LOL, I've been doing that for 22 years, had to trade her in. Another person wrote, Sherry don't want,

and it's blanked out, Monty, she's happily baking cookies for her new man. Monty wrote, she don't cook. Somebody wrote, well, he did cheat with a 20-year-old. He has a type. He commented, can I get a hell yeah? There was videos of him seen

getting into cars with younger women. It's also disgusting. disgusting and bizarre and actually very sad. It's really gross, gross behavior. He, like, there's so many, this might sound harsh, but there's so many, like, stupid things that you can be arrested for. He should be able to be arrested for that. Like, I just, I just, like, like, there, it's so, it's so manipulative and the, like,

the, like, hanging out with these young girls who, yes, you could argue are of age, but so many times it goes so much deeper than that, and you don't really, you're still at a young age where you don't know how these, like, power dynamics could work. And with a guy like him who is just this small steroidy ball, And you just are like very, it's very gross, it's gross behavior.

It's really sad because it's not only Addison, she's got younger siblings. And that's, for kids that are teenagers and seeing this happen with their parents, it's awful and it's all playing out on social media. And Addison unfollowed her mom. Yeah. And as well, and she commented, like, heart wrenching. on the post. So I don't know if Addison just because of what is happening feels the need to separate herself from both parents. Because at the end of the day, this is an incredibly tough situation.

And if you're trying to deal with your dad's erratic behavior, and he's still your dad and your mom is heartbroken and dealing with all this as well, if Sherry getting. in the middle of this or making comments about Monty or any of these things like that. It's just, it's a lot. It's a lot. It's hard to process. It's hard to process that those are your parents. You have to come to terms with that. Your parents are doing things like this.

So maybe she just felt like I got to, I got to take a step back from all this. But it's really, it's hard to see. And we don't, we don't really have any more details about it than what the parents have been posting on social media. It's not even the kids. Like the kids are not posting on social media. It's the parents. It's so ass backwards. He needs to get his TikTok taken away from him or suspended because the things he is posting right now are just so out of line.

And I feel really bad. Sherry commented. Should I go report his account? Honestly, now would be the time if you're going to report anybody. But Sherry commented, I know this something like I know this may be funny for some of you, but I'm really scared of this man. And I mean, I would be too after that video of him acting so angry. Like it's so scary. It's really freaky. And there's clearly something wrong with him.

He's deranged. He's deranged right now. He's deranged right now. There's something wrong with him. I don't know. I don't know if he's on drugs. Like, I don't know what the fuck it is. But I'm just like, how do human beings act this way unless there's something wrong

with you, right? Like you don't, a normal human being does not act like this. No. If I had to guess there's some steroids involved. Yes. Yeah. And that's, you know, that'll make you act up. You can fuck with your brain and everything.

Yeah. And I'm sure, you know, he's hanging around all these young people. I wouldn't be surprised if he's, like, partaking in some drugs that he probably never got into in his life. And then all of a sudden, they got money and whatever. And now he's, like, doing all these things because he thinks he's cool. He made such a weird comment. Like, someone asked, like, where would Addison sit if you and young gravy,

faulty tell her, and he's like, Addison's a winner. She only sits with winners. And it's like, it just, like, the way you're talking. talking about your daughter is so gross. Like she's like a prize. You know what I mean? Like I really think he has like broken her down to just be like a cash grab. Like he's not even seeing his family for his family right now.

He's seeing all of this as like money, money, money. And I think that's so ugly. Like I just think that's an awful trait to have. And I feel really, really bad for Addison and her siblings. links. I think it's awful. Like, I even feel bad talking about it, but obviously we have to, but I'm just like, it's, it's crazy. It is. It really is. And she's, how old is Addison? I think she's like 22 or 21. It's so young, so young. Yeah, she's 21. She's 21. And you have to deal with, yeah, it's just, it's nuts. And she seems so sweet. And I know I texted you guys this,

but not as Addison spiraling, but like having parents controlling crazy parents who could eventually have a crazy effect on the children to like kind of, you know, a Britney Speer situation of parents who get this taste of the fame and the money and how their dynamic affects their children and how their children grow up in these really formative years. And for this also now, for social media to be such an added element that is such a wildcard, you have all these videos, all this shit lives forever, forever, no matter if you delete it or post it for two seconds, take it down, it's screenshot it, it's reshared, the TikTok rooms of the world, like, reshare everything.

So you see it all where even like one comment that you make where you comment something and you think, oh, shit, I shouldn't have done that. It's going to be screenshot. It's going to be reshared. And they have to deal with seeing it everywhere. Yeah, it's so fucked up, honestly. And it doesn't seem like he's stopping anytime soon. He's going after Tanna now because Tana Mojo was, I think,

one of the first people to ever talk about Monty, like being kind of creepy and, like, going out with young people and stuff. And now he's going after Tana being. like, you know, you should be arrested for like how many bodies you've slept with, like, like hounding her being like, Tana, tell us, is it over 300? Is it over 300? I'm like, ew. Like such a, such a creep. So gross. So gross. If I honestly would never speak to my dad again. I really wouldn't. I would just be like, get out of my life. You freak. Yeah. It's really, it's hard to see. It's hard to see it play out. And, uh,

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People are very excited about this collaboration between Britney Spears and Elton John. It seems like Britney Spears will be hopping on for a version of Tiny Dancer. everyone has seen the success of Elton John and Dua Lipa's song. So I feel like, you know, Elton John, he's like, why not? Why not throw another pop star in the mix and why not make it Britney Spears? Still unsure if this was recorded years ago or if it's weekend. Yeah, apparently not. Apparently, that was not true.

Yeah. Either way, it's exciting and people are going to love it. And people are going to love to hear from Brittany and everyone loves Elton John. So. Yeah. I love that he just posted it, you know, one on Instagram where it just says, hold me closer and it's the rose emoji and the rocket emoji. So everyone obviously knows what that means. We know how much Brittany uses that rose emoji. He's so cute. I can I can hear it. Like, I can hear her saying it. I know. I'm very excited. It's going to be really, it's going to be really

nice. Oh, I also didn't see Elton posted a beautiful tribute to Olivia Newton, John. What a man. What a gem. I know. I know. He wrote, the saddest of news to wake up to. Olivia was a beautiful and courageous woman who I never heard complain about her illness. A beautiful voice and a warm and loving friend. I will miss her so much. Condolences to her family and loved ones. Oh. That was definitely sad. I know we're talking about Ellen John, but I mean, talk about an absolute legend. Olivia Newton John and battling breast cancer for like 30 years, just crazy. And she was such a force. iconic iconic lady so sad so young still 73 to me like just it's still young i know i know and just having to fight breast cancer for that long is is pretty it's pretty nuts um and she was so great i kate hudson posted this video of her singing um hopelessly devoted to you so good if you want to listen to that you can listen to that but

the um the elton it's a i also think that this is a great way for brittany if she does because i'm you know mixed signals from brittany on whether or not she wants to be doing music anymore but this feels like a really good way to ease back into it if she does like this is a good starting thing to be like let's put this out elton john it's going to be huge we'll see what happens and if it excites you and you want to do more, you can. And if you don't, you don't. Because it's not like this is a, Britney Spears has a new single,

and it's all about Britney. It's a collaboration. So it gives you a little bit more freedom, which is good because she has posted many times saying she is not looking to do music. Yeah, and I'd imagine when Elton John comes calling, you don't, you don't decline. You definitely don't. You definitely don't. Not when it's a, not when it's a remix of Tiny Dancer.

It's going to be so good. I'm excited. Cold hearts. Like you said, it was an amazing. That's an amazing song. And he literally sing, like he sings it in his show and everybody loves it blew up that much. And so I think this is a great sign. And I like that it actually is coming from Elton. There was so much before that was kind of just speculation that this was coming out. But with him posting it himself, it's like, oh, this is actually happening. Yeah, I like to see it from him. And like I said, He's just such a cute man. Like whatever he does.

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Camilla Cabo was dating a new man. We saw some paparazzi photos this week confirming that. There's some hand-holding little smooch here, smooch there. She is now dating Austin Kevich, I believe is how you say his name. He is the CEO founder of Lox Club, which is a dating app. And it's funny, it's funny for us because we have a friend that's his cousin. Yeah. Yeah.

I feel like we can't talk about it without giving that disclaimer of like we do have a friend that is his cousin. And so we have seen him, like on, I've seen him, I've never met him, but I've seen him on Instagram a ton of times in like a family capacity of what she posts with him. Right. And I, when Dumois first posted that like, oh, somebody said like, oh, I think Camilla Cabo and Austin have something, I send it to her and was like, holy shit. She was like, we went back and forth about it. It's so crazy.

And now this is, it's really happening. Yeah, I mean, listen. I like we said, it just feels weird to talk about like, good for them. Like I know. I've seen this man so many times on our Instagram stories. I know. I feel like we know them, but we don't. I know.

I also just love this move for Camilla too, though. I feel like after dating somebody who is also musician and you're in such a power couple dynamic where it's like you're making songs together and you're this musical duo. that kind of flipping the switch a little bit and going with someone who definitely, who, you know, who understands the life, but is not fully immersed in it is a good choice. And he is very cute. He does, he does give Sean Mendes vibes in my opinion. Yeah, I don't really pick up on that, but I guess I could see where you're coming, but like not really. I think it's just like the hair maybe. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I'm sure.

or in a couple weeks from now, we'll see Sean Mendes dating somebody else. Yeah. Sean, people have been very annoyed with Sean Mendes because he's just like living his life and everyone's like, you canceled your tour. But what do I hate that? I would rather him go live his life than be miserable on tour. It's like I also hate that argument. And if you're really a true fan of someone, like when someone says, oh, I have to cancel

to take care of my mental health, do you expect them to sit in, their house for months and not leave and just like they have to live their life they got it they have to like sometimes being social and being with friends and going out and doing things is what helps your mental health right let me tell you sitting inside all the time ain't going to help not at all so exactly so it's just sit in his house every day did they expect that because he canceled his tour that he's just not going to be seen he's better ridden like I think they expect him to be bedridden Like, no, when people need to take care of themselves, they got to do things. Maybe he feels like he hasn't been prior, like putting his friends as a priority or his family

is a priority or like just his life in general. And he's like, I want to make time for this. So, yeah. And I also, I'm very excited. I'm excited to see more pictures of the two of them. Also great publicity for, for Lox Club. I think. Yeah, I didn't even really, I remember hearing about it.

And then I was reminded yesterday when I looked it up. I was like, oh. Exactly. Like to Camille Cabell- It was a Jewish dating act. It is, but it's also not like it's anybody can be on Locks Club. So it's not like, it's not like you have to say whether or not and then you're let in or not let in. Anybody can join Locks Club, but that was that was the original main focus, I believe.

And now, but that's what I'm saying when all these articles are like, oh, Camille Cabo has a new man and they listed. his name and what he does, it's definitely probably going to have a lot more people checking out the checking out the app or seeing what it's all about. So it's a very good pairing in my eyes. Very interesting. I would love to know how they met. Me too. Maybe we can ask. Yeah, give me an origin story. We'll have to get. I'm so I'm so nosy. Like could not be more nosy. Like nobody has to tell me this, but I'm so nosy and I want to know. All right. I think you lives in California. California, so I don't know. Probably. But she lived in Miami, doesn't she? I don't know. I don't know. All right. Anyway, anyway, anyway, good. Exciting. Exciting news for the new couple.

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How's it going? Excited to be here. Hey, Mr. Wonderful. Hey. The apartment looks good. Thank you. A lot of compliments after, because I did, we did cutting stems remote as well. A lot of compliments about the apartment.

I appreciate it. It really, what it is, though, it's a reflection of how shitty my last department was. People are like, whoa, he's out of the dungeon. He is no longer in a black hole of a. apartment. It is nice, though. I got a nice replace. So here we are. It's a better background. The quality of life has had to have improved times a million. Yeah. I mean, being out on Long Island, I mean, I like living in Manhattan. I was in Manhattan for like five and a half, six years. And it was great. But yeah, living out on Long Island is I got a car. There's just more space.

I can get to the office within an hour if I have to. The train station is I can literally see it. I can hear the trains when they honk their horn. It's good. It's a better quality of living, for sure. Closer to Big Ria. You went to the bathroom and you kept the door open. That was bold. You felt like you were just peeing on all of our faces. What? I live here. It's not like... No, I know, but you were on camera. To clarify, we couldn't see into the bathroom.

Thank you very much. That would be like, I think I would have to talk to HR if that happened. So it's in the back and you guys can't see in there. And I, you know, I pay red here. I live here. I just leave it. When you guys go to the bathroom at your own places, when there is no camera rolling, regardless, door open or door closed? Door open, but if I was on Zoom with you guys and I was like,

BRB, I got out of the bathroom, I would be so self-conscious of you guys hearing my dribble that I would shut the door. Well, Rhea, first of all, let's throw the disclaimer on there that Ria is a very self-conscious peer. So I have severe stage fright. Yeah, that plays a big role into that decision. One of my, I'm actually quite comfortable peeing in front of certain people, but Fran being one of them. But there's something that really leaves me unsettled is when I'm trying to pee in the bathroom here at work. And we have stalls. It's not just like a one person bathroom.

And I'll be like trying to focus. because sometimes I really need to focus for it to come out. And somebody comes in and all of the sudden my focus is off. And then I think that they think I'm doing the other thing. And I'm like, oh, great. Now I got to flush immediately. So they don't think, they got to think I'm wrapping up. They can't think that I, you know what I mean?

And I'm like, I get so in my head about it that it's really striking me. It's such a funny quality because like it really doesn't match the rest of your personality. Like, I don't think anybody would guess that you'd be the kind of person who would be in a bathroom. And if someone came in and be like, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God. They think I'm pooping. I got to flush. I got to get out of here. Like, I'm so nervous. Like, the amount of times I've walked into that bathroom and she's been in a stall and there's silence, but then I just hear her go, Fran? And I'm like, yeah, it's me. Like, yeah, don't worry. It's just me. I'm a lady. No, I can't even say the other word. Like, I hate, it really doesn't.

bathroom humor hates it doesn't I guess it really doesn't match my my personality because I'm a very open human being but one thing I am not open about is um potty tongue the number two potty top I'm not open about it at all you're so you're so nervous right now she I'm sweating I hate the word I can I tell like a quick funny story sure of course so like I hate like I can't even say the word the F word like I cannot remember the last time I ever said that word ever. Like, it just won't come out of my mouth. It gives me the shivers. So I have, like, my parents have always joked around being like, we don't even know if Maria goes to the bathroom because I just don't talk about it.

But one night, I was out with my boyfriend and his parents. And we had a lovely dinner. And my tummy started hurting really bad, like really, really, really. really bad. Like, you know, when you, like, start sweating? Like, now I'm, like, being too open. And I was like, oh, my God. What do I? Like, we were just, like, walking around the city, like, looking for, like, bars to go to. And I was like, I got to get home. Like, I don't, and I don't know what to say, how to go about this. I'm stripping sweat, like, whatever. And I'm, I'm like, I'm like, my stomach really hurts. Like, I'm trying to, like, drop hints. And he's like,

okay, we'll go soon. I'm like, no, my stomach really. really hurts. And I'm like, we got to go. So we got in the Uber and I'm like, listen, the jig is up, okay? I go to the bathroom and I got to go really bad right now. And I took my shoes off. I, like, lifted my pants up, you know, like I was sweating. I had my head out the window and that was it. I was like, that's it. The jig is up. I do go to the bathroom. So I think I know the answer to this, but you're obviously not a public restroom person then. No, if, I mean, if there was an emergency, yes. I mean, it sounds like we're pretty close to an emergency in that last story.

It was pretty close to an emergency, which is really funny because it was the same day, and now I'm outing my sister and she may kill me. She, she, she, she pooped her pants at the Coliseum. She is, she might kill you, yes, you are right. She might kill you. She, she did. It was the same day. And I was like, you know what?

Maybe there's something in the air. At a concert or a... No, no, no, in Italy. Oh, at the Coliseum. At the Coliseum. At the Coliseum of Rome. Not the Nassau Coliseum. Not the Nassau Coliseum, it would be acceptable.

No, it was in Italy. Wow, what a memory. Yeah. What a memory. No, the Coliseum. No, the Coliseum, I would have said Nassau Coliseum. Oh, my. I want you to know.

friends in the same boat as me, I immediately went to Nassau Coliseum. Immediately. No. That wouldn't have been a story. The story here is that it happened at the Coliseum in Italy. You know what's funny about that? Now that you've told that story that your sister is probably going to kill you for, if I ever go there, I'm going to walk in there and not be like, ah, this is like, this is

where that movie, I've seen that movie, this is where it was, and we'd be like, oh, real sister. That's what I'm going to think about when I first walked in. Honestly, she's way more open about this stuff. like she probably won't even be embarrassed, but I would be. But yeah, that's how much anxiety it gives me to even, like, speak about it. But now I'm feeling a little bit more comfortable these days. Open it up. I just told all those stories.

Yeah. Yeah, it is, it's good. Nobody loves, nobody loves bathroom humor like the Marianos, my dad's side, the family. It makes me so uncomfortable. I hate paying around your dad's side of the family. A lot of bathroom humor. Oh, boy. Like, you guys, like, when somebody, like, I'm sorry, we haven't even talked about The Bachelor, but.

I know. When somebody does the F word. Okay. Do you guys laugh? Like, do you think that's funny? You're talking to a guy. I mean, what do you want to answer? You think you're going to give fun.

This is the thing for me, though, because when it's my dad or my uncles, the reaction from either my mom or their wives is what makes it funny. Like it happens and then like my mom will be like oh, Sean, God. And they've been married for 30 years. She has the same reaction every time. But it always makes us laugh because it makes him laugh so much. Like he then laughs so hard in my mom. And my grandpa, my dad, my uncles, they all have a very addicting laugh.

Like they have one of those old man like wheezing laughs that is just so funny. And then they all start laughing. And yeah, look, yeah, it's, it's. sometimes the laugh is contagious you know what i hate though when when couples are like i'm gonna say it but like i just know that this is not me this is couples that like on ticot whatever they're like oh my god like i'm gonna fart on your face like i hate that no no no no i actually saw that it just physically pains you it just physically pains you for that word to come out of your mouth i saw it when you said it right that was

real braver you just showed there and I we felt like we made progress there like imagine that like imagine you had a girlfriend like in like this other universe where you would have a girlfriend whoa whoa are you saying that it's impossible in this universe let's think of the craziest scenario in a different universe let's throw something wild to the wall and see if it sticks Trent has a girlfriend uh yeah no that would be that's different though You guys were sitting on that couch together, that beautiful couch, and she was like, oh, I'm going to fart on your face. Like, I hate that. Yeah, that's, I mean, yeah, it certainly depends on how long you've been together, but like, I would say probably not.

That is never okay. That's just never okay. But the thing is, like, when guys are around, like, when you're around your friends, like that's, it becomes one of the funnier things that can happen. And then it becomes like a competition. Like, guys are just, guys are just so different in that regard. You guys are farm animals. I don't disagree with that. I was thinking about it when we were talking about leaving the door open when I was taking a piss.

Like, there's nothing I love better than like when I'm on a golf course and you just walk into the wilderness and you just take a piss. Like that is, that's being alive right there. Like when I'm in a bathroom, I feel caged in. Like I want to go wander to some grassy area and just take a piss. You know, I do think, you know, girls do that, but not when they're like sober. You know what I mean? Like guys really like whatever. Like if a girl's drunk and she's out, she's got to pee somewhere, like maybe she'll do it

behind somewhere, behind a bush or whatever. But it's too unpredictable. It is. It is. We're going to have to have Noah actually put a little disclaimer in the podcast description of like time stamps and actually mark the Bachelor recap discussion starting now and maybe go back like 15 minutes and just say that we discuss potty talk for 15 minutes before we get to the recap, which I guess we should do now.

Is that all right? Yeah, that's good. I feel all pottyed out. All right, everyone's fulfilled with their potty talk. Okay, the Bachelor at last this week was in Bruges, Brussels. No, they were in Belgium. Brussels is another place. Bruges Belgium.

Beautiful, beautiful looking place. The episode picked up with the Logan drama where Logan decides that he wants to switch sides from Rachel to Gabby. He goes to talk to Rachel. He breaks up with Rachel. Rachel's upset, but also like handles it pretty maturely. We can really talk about this whole thing in one swoop, I guess. basically, like, and then we'll get back to talking about the dates. But as far as Logan as a whole goes, he spoke to Rachel.

He spoke to Gabby. Gabby and Rachel spoke. And there was really not a single yelling moment, dramatic moment. No. They had a pretty calm conversation between every, all of them. And I think for Logan's sake, he was like, damn, I think that went as well as it possibly could have went. I think that's right.

I've been making this point now, and I firmly believe it. Like, we've been talking on this show and on cutting stems about this is a two bachelorette season, and they're running parallel to each other. There's no rules. Nobody set it up in any sort of way. They just kind of were like, go do it and we'll see what happens. And what we think, or what I think, is that the producers want a situation like this Logan one where a guy's trying to flip over to one side of the other, and then the girls are going to fight about it. There's going to be this huge blow up like, Logan. can't switch and if he is going to switch, you've got to send him home right away.

And that just doesn't happen. And I'm now starting to float to the side where I'm a little bored with everything that's going on. Like I need more drama. Like I think with this show. But also credit to Gabby and Rachel for not like succumbing to the producer. Like you can so tell that they are being set up to fight and yet they're still not fighting, which is very impressive.

It is not making great television, but it is very impressive. It's incredibly impressive. I completely agree with that. But we also, it almost makes me think that they're being overly, like, nice to the point where when you do it that way, it actually starts to get fake in that direction, where it's like, no, everything's fine. Like, as if television viewer, and this is a reality TV show, like sometimes I think with this show, people forget that, where we don't want anybody to fight, we don't want any

feelings to get hurt, we don't need any of this. But, like, that's the real world. We're watching reality television. So I would rather be fake in the direction where they're like, fuck you. If you take Logan, then I, then you and I are done. We're not talking the rest of this show. Instead, it starts going to fake the other way where they're like, no, take Logan.

I hope you find love. I think that's going to be just, I think it's going to be fantastic. Trent, I agree with you. I was watching it and people were tweeting like, oh my God, they're such great friends. Like, I just love their friendship for each other. And it's like, yes, we do love that. And I think it's something that we've appreciated the whole time.

But like to a point where it's, It's not fake. Like this is becoming a little fake. Rachel just bawled her eyes out about Logan rejection. The date. Balled her eyes out and canceled the date. It is not okay. It is not okay that Logan went to Gabby in Rachel's eyes.

Okay. So I think- And Rachel did kind of say that too, right? Like after she had the conversation where she was like, look, if you got to figure out what you got to do, if you need to explore this path, go for it. But in her own interview, she was like, oh, I really hope she just.

sends Logan home. Like he's, I don't trust him. But she didn't say that to Gabby's face. Right. No. And that's why it's fake. Like, we all know in the real world if this was happening, Rachel and Gabby might not talk a little bit.

They might go through a little rough patch where Rachel's going to be like, can you believe it? Like I was talking to Logan. And then Gabby all of a sudden swooped in and started talking to Logan. Like, I'm a little pissed about it. You know, they'll probably resolve it. But in a real life situation, people are going to be upset about that. Like she is going to be mad at her friend for doing that.

So I do think they're almost trying to overcompensate for the fact that they're trying to make them fight. And now they're like overly being like, we're definitely not going to fight. And they don't even have to fight about it. Like it doesn't even have to be necessarily a fight. It's more like a conversation like, hey, you know, I think like not even that Rachel even has the right to tell Gabby what to do, but just like, hey, yeah, you know, it's going to piss me off if you keep Logan here.

If you feel the need to do that, go ahead. But it's going to piss me off. Right. Yep. Yeah. Yeah. I do too. I do think that there is that element for sure.

I do like, I do really like the way that they both women have approached a lot of these situations. It was the right move for Gabby to say, hey, I'm going to talk to Rachel before I give you an answer so that Logan did kind of have that. little bit of purgatory time. But also there was no doubt in my mind that he was staying. We talked about this last week. I was like, I really do think Gabby's going to let him stay.

The producers this season, as much as they want to say, oh, I had no idea how this was going to go down and we're making up everything as we go along. Like, they had a plan here. They were going to always, someone was always going to switch over, I think. Like, there was never going to be just smooth sailing here for Gabby's guys. and Rachel's guys. So Logan in a way is like the sacrificial lamb of he's going to be the one that goes over. And I do think a lot of that comes from their own idea.

But it's definitely, you know, Logan goes to a producer and says, hey, like, I kind of, I'm thinking I missed out on Gabby. And the producer's like, you should definitely tell Rachel that. And then you should definitely tell Gabby that you want to switch sides and you should definitely see what happens. Like they know that that's going to create the most. buzzworthy moment. And then they're definitely banking on some drama with Gabby and Rachel and they're not getting it. So it's interesting to see how it's going to happen and to see what

happens more with Logan. But for rate, like, it's been tough to watch Rachel. We can talk about her group date. She cancels her group date at this time. Also, before we even do that, what happened to their fake tan spray tan whatever situation was going on for the both of them on this boat it was terrible I don't know how they let that happen I don't know how somebody on camera didn't say like let's pause filming for a second and fix this it was bad it was really bad

it was really bad like when they were putting their hands up like resting to their face I was like, who did this? Who hired this? Because when they got dressed up, the spray tan looked great. It just was like that the discoloration of the hands

have they not learned? It was like the early stage. It was like, did they do that themselves and really butcher it that badly? Or did they go get a really bad spray tan somewhere? Are we, aren't we past the days of like orange hand spray tans? I feel like the tech.

technology has improved greatly. It has. How often am I getting duped by a spray tan when I see somebody walking down the street? Probably all the time. Really? Yeah. Yeah. I should put some on my legs. You can. Good call up Jeff D. He's got a guy. Yeah. He does have a guy. Yeah. I mean, do the own self-tanner at home. Get the gloves and everything. It's pretty easy.

I've never done. That's why I think I'm going to run into a situation where my legs look like the hands. last night. Yeah, but you could use, there's levels, right? You can go really hard and get like the moose and the gloves and that does take some skill level. Or you could just get like the, a gradual tanning lotion. That's, you're like, that's really easy. That's just like the same way you put moisturizer on your skin, you get one of those and it gradually gets a little of a deeper color. I got a stupid question. If I were to put, self-tanner on my legs, and then I wear shorts and I'm outside and the sun is out.

Can my legs still get burnt or does that cover up? Like, does that, is that anti-burn? Very much can still get burnt. There's no SPF in those products. Interesting. Yes. Yes. I think I don't think I'm going to put it on my legs. Okay. Okay. I'll keep you guys updated, but I don't think so. After that conversation, it didn't seem likely. Yeah. Yeah. You didn't seem too confident in that decision. Um, So Rachel cancels her day portion of her group date. And it just does feel like it's one thing after another for Rachel, which is tough because you shouldn't be dealing with constant rejection when you're the bachelorette. That never happens.

And I feel like she's very down on herself that this is happening. And she cancels the day portion. The guys are upset. Fucking Jesse Palmer comes into the rescue to have, try to talk to Rachel. If I'm Rachel and that's a Joanna, I'm probably like, you're like the last person I want to talk to about this. Because he walks in, he's like, what's going on? Talk to me about it. And he's listening.

And then he's like, you know, there's no perfect way to be the bachelor's. Like, there. Wow, great words of wisdom there, Jesse. Thank you so much for the amazing advice. I wanted to be the perfect bachelor. I wanted to be, but I couldn't. Okay. In those moments.

That was 20 years ago, Jesse. Give it up. Give it a rest. In those moments, he delivers those lines. Like, he's on a daytime soap. Yeah. He really just, there's no easy way to be the bachelorette. It's like, all right, man. Like, yeah, that didn't help in the slightest with Rachel, I don't think.

No, no, just. I literally would run like, fuck off, Jesse. Go to another restaurant where we're going to be later. Imagine he came in going to being like, hello, mademoiselle. Literally my... He's like, I got a reservation I got to get to. We're going to get out of here soon. My wife's actually waiting for me.

We're going to get drinks. If you did miss this, this was maybe my favorite part of the whole night. Jesse Palmer live tweets this show. And they are normally pretty funny because they're kind of like, they're kind of like, they're kind of, I would equate them sports analogy to kind of like Magic Johnson's tweets about basketball. 100%. Like where he's just like,

tonight, you know, the magic lose by a score of this and so-and-so had this many points. And you're like, great. We all saw the game. We know that's what happened. Jesse Palmer's tweets are like, looks like things are looking up for Rachel.

Yeah. Yeah. We are all watching. watching, but he tweeted multiple times twice that he and his wife were at the same location as the dates. One was Gabby's group date and then the other was I think Rachel, one of their one-on-ones, he was also at the same like restaurant and it's just like you're just whining and dine and your wife

around Europe and you don't know, you don't even know where they're filming the show. Like you don't even know that tonight they're filming a one-on-one date at the restaurant on your ass. That's the part that gets me. It's not that he's going out. I mean, when you go on these trips that you, of course you're going to go at the dinner, it's going to be great. It's another thing to be the main host of the show and accidentally bumping into dates at night. Like that's in that's insane. And having to hide. Right. Right. And he said he hid behind a tree during Gabby's date. And this is information he's allowing us to have. He's not an Easter egg on these dates. He's not like in the background like, oh, there's Jesse, you know,

having a drink. It's like he's tweeting being like, can you believe that my wife and I ran into this date as well as on the trip? Unbelievable. So funny. It's so funny. I don't know. You're going to tell me this guy I didn't know. Yes. So he claims he tweeted bruges is a small town. So. Oh, Jesse. Oh, Jesse. But back to Rachel, it's, you got to get to know these guys. And you can't cancel the day portion of the date. Because, Logan switch sides. I get that the rejection is tough and that's not something you want to happen. But for these other guys like Tino and was Zach on that date as well. Yes.

So for these guys who are clearly the front runners and Tino is head and shoulders above Zach, but those are the two guys who you've got to get to know. And you see it when she talked to Tino later where he's like, hey, I don't feel seen when you cancel these dates. And, you know, for a reason because Logan decided to switch sides. Now, we can't have a conversation about Tino and how we felt about that because that was the first moment where he kind of, if he became aware to us that he's like, I'm the front runner and we need to spend time together if we're going to make this work long term. I'm officially nervous about Tino's confidence level. I think it is really high and I think it might come back and bite him in the ass or,

I don't know what's going to happen. All I know is it's never good when the preview plays and some other guy calls you a baby back bitch. You don't want to be called a baby back bitch on this show. Oh, my God. You don't want to be called the baby back bitch ever. Ever, but certainly not on the Bachelorette. In your real life or on the Bachelorette or wherever,

it's like one of the most embarrassing insults that one can give you. Yeah, I'm afraid that he knows he's a frontrunner. Yeah. And he's going to start to get jealous about the other guys and get a little whiny. Ria, as a day one, Tino and Rachel Stan, what was your takeaway from Tino's comments? I'm so blinded. I'm so blinded. I don't even hear him speak.

I'm so blinded by their chemistry. I seriously, and I'm not like being like, oh, my God, like I'm obsessed with Tino. It's more like I am staying. true to what I said that I think there may be a bump in the road for him, maybe, but I still think they come out on the end. Okay. Because, to be honest, I don't think she's vibing with the other guys as much. Fair.

Yeah, definitely. Like, I could see Avin kind of swooping in a little bit. Yeah. But something about him screams he's not ready to me, whereas I think, I think Tino's a little bit more already. For sure. Yeah. I agree with you on that.

And Rachel did reward him with giving him that rose after they had that conversation. So he got a group date, Rose. Gabby and her guys had a great group date. The only drama really there, they did some, they slapped each other in the face with some fish. They ate some waffles. And then Logan made his switch before the night portion of the date. And there wasn't even really that much drama with that.

The guys were like, oh, this is annoying. the numbers game just got a lot harder. It's just going to be harder for one of us to get a rose now. So that was a big part of that. And then Nate got Gabby's group date rose in that scenario. I do want to throw this in there. And I don't really know too much. But it's going to be interesting to see what happens with Nate.

I think everybody has really liked Nate. And today, reality, Steve posted an article. which he has not done in a while and he did preface that. He was like, I've kind of been out of the exposing people game because it gets messy and if you have like anonymous sources,

all these things like people don't believe you. It turns in this whole big thing. So he said he did post it because he did have the receipts and both women gave their names and Instagrams and we're like, we're standing behind what we're saying here. And one woman claimed to date Nate from like the beginning of 2020

to some point in 2021. And then, you know, she found out he was going on the bachelor, on the bachelorette. And they had a fairly normal, it seemed like romance where he was, she sent screenshots of conversations and they met families.

And then she had come to realize that, uh, the beginning of like 2021, he was also seeing somebody else in a different place. And there was some overlap there. which is not crazy. Like, there are guys out there who date multiple women at the same time and do try and get away with it.

And it's just if he was really, if he was like really telling both these women that he loves both of them, that is obviously shitty behavior. But the big thing was that the woman, and I believe Kelsey is her name, she did not know that he had a daughter. She found out that he had a daughter while watching The Bachelorette and him saying it on TV.

However, the other woman said that within like a month of knowing him, he told her that he had a daughter. So one woman he told he had a daughter, one woman he didn't tell, they were together for like a, or dating for like a year and a half, she found out on the show. It's like, it's not so crazy. Like, holy shit, bat, alarm, alarm, alarm.

alarm, alarm. It's just kind of weird. Yeah. I skim, because I saw this article as well, and I sort of looked through it. And I didn't pick up enough specifics to make like a ruling on it. It is odd to be dating someone for a year and a half. Yeah, it's weird. It is odd to be dating someone for a year and a half and not finding out that they have a kid. I think that's pretty weird. Yeah. Imagine how much that is to juggle two women and a kid. Yeah. Yeah. Like that, this gotta take up a lot of time. And one woman knows, one woman doesn't know.

And then apparently, he had a friend who was a lady friend who she got involved because she had told one of the girls about the other girl. Like she was the one who made the two girls aware of each other. Oh, shit. But she had apparently also hooked up with Nate like a few weeks prior. Oh, because she was a jelly. So she was jelly and I think was trying to. blow up his spot.

So it looked like he was maybe sowing his oats a little bit. He had just gotten divorced. That was the thing he did not. Kelsey, I believe, also did not know that he was coming out of a marriage. So she didn't know he was coming out of a marriage and did not know he had a child. Until she watched the show.

Remember the entourage movie? Yes. When E gets all caught up with the girls and they're all like bombarding him and E's kind of an innocent guy, you never know. I'm just saying there's two ways you can look at it. So, you know.

That is a very interesting comparison. I don't know. I mean, Sloan's pregnant. He hooked up with two girls in the span of the good day. And they're all bombarding him. One doesn't know that he's expecting a baby. The other one does. It seems like a good comparison of my own.

But it's not real. So maybe. Yeah. Yeah. So I don't know. I think it's just something to keep an eye on. I don't want. like it. He's probably a nice guy, but I think there is something fishy about that. But I also

Yeah, that's some shady behavior. I also think there's something fishy about when somebody gets on TV, all of a sudden people perk up and all of a sudden they want to, they don't want to start talking so much. It's all, it happens every season. It happens every season. Somebody's got a story about somebody. Sometimes it hits like Jed and sometimes it misses. Well, that's like, that's real. I think that's reality, Steve's point too, where like, every time. this does seem to happen and it's like it's tough to track down the truth it's really tough and there's multiple people involved and people are throwing all these receipts around and then we're all just supposed to make a judgment call on this is who that person is now this is how we're

going to view them and that's like that's a very slippery slope yeah definitely which is why i think he stopped doing it a lot people can say anything about anybody and like absolutely which is why i think he had said i really like he tried to make it very clear that he was not doing this or not going to post about it unless he really had gotten a full picture of what happened. And I guess on a judgment call from him, he felt that he had gotten enough information to post the story. She provided like a bajillion screenshots and photos of them and conversations between the two of them where it definitely feels legit to me and it feels like the story is what actually happened. It's just you don't have Nate's side of it. So, you know, maybe Nate has

a reason why he never told her about his daughter. I don't know if it's a good one or a bad one, but he never did. And it's, it's got to be kind of jarring. I mean, you date someone for a year and a half plus. You think you're in love with this person. This person says that they love you and you watch them on TV and they're like, oh, by the way, I have a six year old daughter and you're like, I'm sorry. What? Yeah. And a year and a half, why doesn't that come up? A year and a half. Like that would come up in the first like three weeks. They're like, hey, do you want to get dinner this night? It's like, no, I got to watch my daughter. It's like, all right, he's got a daughter. Like, it doesn't come up a year and a half. I judged Nate completely for not telling, but I also

judge the judgment of the woman not being able to figure out that this guy's got a kid somehow, right? Like, we're better detectives than that. You're not going to ask questions of why he can't do things, right? Like, at some point, do you? You wouldn't, you wouldn't, you would, you? When you figure it out, not figure it out, but figure that there's something missing, right? Like, wouldn't you be able to detect, to detect if somebody had a child after like a year and a half, or not even that they had a child, but there was something that they were hiding in their life. Right. Your mind immediately jumps to like, oh, he's seeing someone else because he's not available

on these nights. There's something going on. What is it? And she did share a lot of, she shared like a lot of pictures of hanging out. with his Nate's twin brother and like family like events. So it's crazy that, you know, like the twin brother doesn't say, oh, by the, like, was everyone in on it that she didn't, hey, don't mention, don't mention my daughter. She doesn't know about it where it's not like your twin brother doesn't say, oh, hey,

like, how's insert daughter's name here? Yeah, that's shady. It's weird. I think it's all shady. I think Nate's being shady. I think the whole thing, I would like a little bit more clarity. I don't know if I'll ever get it. Yeah, I know.

I'm intrigued to see if it's something Nate feels he'll have to talk about or not or if it just kind of like gets brushed under the rug here. I do think they haven't filmed the mental all yet. So that could be something. Maybe that comes up and we'll see what happens. But he does get, he gets that group date, Rose. Here's a question. If you guys dated somebody that went on the bachelor or bachelorette,

and they did something that you felt was wrong to you. And all of a sudden they appeared on the show. Would you publicly go tell people about it? Or would you just talk about it with your friends and be like, ah, this guy? Because I don't think I would publicly say anything. I wouldn't either. I would definitely make fun of him to my friends to be like,

this fucking guy. Like, we hate him. But you wouldn't go to reach out to media sources to be like, I know something about this guy. It just depends on the level of how much I'm scoring. I think. Like if it's just like typical asshole, sorry Trent guy behavior that just like our relationship didn't work out and like he was just kind of a dick.

That's one thing. If we were engaged and he slept with another woman and broke my heart, yeah, I might. I might. Yeah. I might say something. That's a good point. It depends on the level. It's the scorn scale.

How scorn am I? Yeah, that's a good point. I don't know. It just, I feel like... It's funny to think of Trent, like, doing it about... It's funny on the Bachelor and being like, this girl... Like, Trent would never... Like, Trent would have walked down the aisle with somebody that ended up on the show

and Trump would say nothing. He would bring it up on like week nine of the recap and be like, oh, by the way, guys, I actually knew... I actually knew Samantha once. And also, like, I just know, because we've seen this happen to so many people and we've seen people do it that like it's, it never ends in the way that I would imagine what they decide is going to happen. In the end, it just becomes more of a fucking shit show. Yeah, definitely. Like, you never get, you never get, I mean, some people get knocked down bad.

I mean, there's people who have done bad things and then you want to see them get knocked down. And that's a different thing. But when someone's just like an asshole in a relationship and like France, it ends in a way that you didn't like. and they go after that person publicly. You never get the satisfaction, I would imagine, that you intend to get. Yeah. Yeah, I think I agree with that. So back to, you know, back to the show, he does get the, he does get that rose.

And then we have a couple one-on-one dates, Rachel and Avin and Gabby and Johnny. Both these dates go really well. I don't really think we have too much to say about them. I think Avin is maybe a little bit of a sleeper pick. he has, I think he popped a lot more than Johnny did just as far as connection-wise with like Rachel and Avin I felt like had more of a connection than Gabby and Johnny do. Rachel and Avin, I think he snuck up on her

and now he's definitely one to watch. Johnny, they had a great time. They laughed. They, you know, sat in that tub of beer, which is funny and I guess that's fun. I don't know. I mean, going to a brewery is fun, so I'm sure they had a good time. But it feels more friendship level to me.

I really felt something with Johnny, I thought. I did not at all. I don't think those two have any sexual chemistry. Yeah, I don't feel it with Johnny. Really? Yeah. I don't. Rachel and Avin had way more chemistry.

I was worried for her in the beer, in the beer bath. What do you mean? Just like, you know, in terms of like a, yeast infection or a UTI or something like that. Oh. You know what I mean? Going into jacuzzi itself isn't good for down there. Yeah.

And you just get into a bad of beer. Imagine going into a thing of beer. And now beer has yeast in it. So who knows, maybe it would help or maybe it wouldn't. I don't know. I just know that my immediate thought of getting into that would be great. I'm going to have to go to my pharmacy. Johnny was drinking the beer.

He was all into it. Yeah. They definitely were laughing and had a. good time. And I do think during the dinner portion, they were able to open up to each other a little bit more. And that's probably why he did end up getting a rose. But it just feels still a little surface level there where I don't know if it'll quite get deep enough. I think she just has, as of right now, I think she has better connections with Jason, with Eric, with Nate, like, then she does with Johnny, if you're going to compare him to the other guys. And then at the,

at the row ceremony, there was one, two people to go home on Gabby's side and one to go home on Rachel's side because of the Logan Switch. The guys were kind of all debating. It's funny that they have, Trent, you tweeted this. It's funny that they kind of have this like waiting room now. They don't stand all in the same place. It's like they get a rose and then they get to go to like the men's quarters since they don't stand there with their roses anymore. It's like, oh, you got a rose and then you walk to go meet the other boys. And it's kind of interesting. And they're like, they'll get betting on who's coming out next.

It's a little meta, too, because I feel like they're watching the show the way that we watch the show. They're like, who's going to get the rose? You think Logan's going to get it? And those are the conversations that we're having watching it on our TV. I like that part of it. I like that they like talk about who they think is going to get the rose or not. It's definitely a different wrinkle.

It's also funny that they talk about it the way we do, too. It's like, they're like, I think, I think Taylor's going to come in third. And I think someone's going to come in last. Like they rank the roses in order of like how much they like each other, which I think we all do too. And I don't know if that has anything to do with it. They should have them do like a live podcast and then they release it after. Like where they like start recording their thoughts in that little room. Definitely.

And then. Then we can just hear like a little recap of how they were all feeling. So Rachel sent home, Rachel sent home Meatball and Gabby sent home Michael. Mario. It's a pretty early departure for a first impression rose winner. Mario did get that first impression rose from Gabby. And he did after that, I mean, it just seemed like you really didn't get enough time with her. And because of that, he got sent home. Logan did get that last rose on Gabby's side. And once that wraps up, the guys seem kind of annoyed, but like mildly irritated. It's like it doesn't seem they're really making that big of a deal out of it.

Next week they're going to Amsterdam. And the preview, I don't know what to make out of this preview. Both of them are crying. It looks like every guy dumps all of them. Like I just, I don't know how this is going to go. They made it seem like one by one these guys are walking out of here. They're putting all these doubts in their head and how is this going to work out? And Gabby's questioning if she can if she can be a good mom.

It looked very, very emotional. It looked like Logan maybe tries to switch back and Jesse Palmer says, get the fuck out of here. That would be nuts. That, like, we have to write off Logan forever if he tries to then switch back. You can't. Jesse, I really hope. You have to be a mad man to do that.

You do. I really hope it happens exactly as it seems like it does in the preview. Because the preview makes it seem like Logan says, of Jesse, he's thinking about Rachel, and Jesse Palmer says, pack your bags. You're out of here. That would be awesome. And I really hope that's what happens. Bej just like, I'm honestly, bro, I'm sick of you. Just get out. Yeah, just get out. Like you, you get one switch and you can't switch back. How many, at the end of this, when it's all said and done, do we have two engagements? Do we have one? Do we have zero? What do you guys think? I feel confident that Rachel is engaged.

As this is going on, I have been, and I said on cutting stems, I still think both of them are engaged, but I am leaning more. I still think both of them, but I have more confidence in Rachel than Gabby. Right. Because I don't think that there is a clear frontrunner for Gabby, because I do think if Nate was a very clear frontrunner for Gabby, that she wouldn't even have cared to bring Logan back. Like she was open to bringing Logan back because I don't think she feels as strong of a connection with somebody. Because if she did, she'd be like, it doesn't even matter if Logan comes back. I feel my connection already or I feel like I have strong connections. So I don't necessarily think that there's one frontrunner yet for Gabby.

I also think that Rachel is more on the side of like, if I'm going to go through this process, I'm ending up engaged at the end of this. And Gabby could just walk away and be like, fuck this. I don't, I don't need an engagement. I don't need to be engaged at the end of this. I'm not going to put myself through that. Where Rachel's like, we're getting engaged. Right.

Rachel, I am definitely getting engaged. I don't care if it ends. I'm getting engaged. This has been so stressful for her too. It feels like week after week there is something emotional happening for her and like not a good way. So yeah, I think once you get through a couple weeks like that, you're like, I better fucking be engaged at the end of this. Like any way to get through this and have a happy ending.

So I'm definitely leaning that way as well. As of right now, I think it's pretty clear. I think both of us will probably agree here that we'll get Rachel. If we do, if we go, if we see four hometowns each for each girl, I think it'll be for Rachel, Tino, Eric. I know, sorry, Tino, Zach, Tyler, and Avin, and Rachel will be, I mean, Gabby will be Jason, Eric, Nate's funky. Fourth one could be Yeah. Unless

Daddy decides that she does not feel like she is fit to be a mother yet and doesn't want to meet. Yeah. But doesn't want to go further with Nate because of his daughter. Yeah. Yeah, that's going to be a decision

that they're going to have to make for sure. Yeah. And I wonder if that comment came from Gabby. herself or came from something one of them said to her? Because she seemed very emotional about it. So I don't know if that is... I think she gets emotional about those things coming for her own mom. No, definitely.

But I'm saying I don't like, I don't, it almost felt like one of the guys made her feel like she would not be capable, unless, unless it came from just her own self-doubt at that point. So it looks, it looks like it's going to be extremely emotional. and there's a couple guys that I think over the next couple, like next week it'll be pretty obvious on what goes down in my guess. Like I think we get rid of Ethan and Spencer and then it'll be those guys. And then that's when things will get interesting. Eight hometowns.

Ooh. Crazy. Yeah. Which, by the way, we're totally speculating on that. That's how many will happen. But I think that's what they would do. So. Yeah.

It's only fair if we're doing two bachelorette seasons. It is only fair. Okay. All right. I think that wraps it up. And next week we'll be in Amsterdam. All right. That wraps up today's episode of Chicks in the Office.

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