Chicks in the Office - Bachelorette Week 6 Recap + Beat Ria & Fran Game 45
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What's up, everyone?
It's Chicks in the Office with Rianne Fran, giving you that Friday energy on a Tuesday this time around.
A little late podcast action.
We are recording right after The Bachelorette after cutting stems, which you can find on YouTube.
Hand up My Fault.
Yeah, we tried to record Monday,
morning.
My fault.
There was some technical difficulties.
Normally I can do it.
There's a lot of issues.
My internet was going in and out.
They were doing work on like the wire and the Comcast wires on the street, which just
made the internet go in and out all morning long.
There's a lot of other stuff happening around my house.
Talking about R. Kelly.
And every time she brought up R. Kelly, you'd freeze.
And she had to keep repeating.
Without context, that sounds
Well, the intro this morning,
we did start recording an intro for the podcast this morning
And it was to talk about how we had nothing to talk about
Right, we were reading all the headlines of the weekend
And how stupid they were
And then I was like actually the craziest headline I saw this morning
Was about R. Kelly's fiance being pregnant,
Fran freezes right now.
It happened three times.
And then what about Rkelly?
Yeah.
Say it again and she'd freeze.
And then that point I said, let's just not do a podcast right now.
No, it was not working.
It was not working.
And at that point it did feel like the things that we just had in our own life was more interesting than the pop culture topics that were happening.
And you know that's not a good sign when that happens.
Right, right.
We're really not that interesting of people.
Yeah, like my, I actually could have, my head, like I could have, I could have made headline news this week, I think.
Of seeing Larry David.
Like, I think that could have like made the tablets.
That's way more interesting than, then he David gives a thumbs up to the camera.
And then like some of the stories that were being written.
My whole family was like, wow, when I told me.
Let me tell you something.
Larry David's been going to Martha's video for a long time.
He's like my brother, this is how my brother described it.
It's like seeing Bigfoot because he does not really go out in public that.
Like he, I'm sure he has a beautiful house.
I don't know what to like, but he doesn't really leave his area.
So people see him, of course, but like not as often as some of the other, you know,
celebs that are on that are on the vineyard and you see them run around and stuff.
Right.
So we're going out to dinner
And thank God
Shout of my friend Jen
She every place had to wait for dinner
And she said you know what
I want a scoop of ice cream before dinner
Because we
I love that move
I want to try the ice cream
The place looks amazing
And by the time we get down with dinner
This place is going to be closed
Sweet before salty
I love that move
So because of her
We went to the ice cream shop
And bam
There was Larry David in the ice cream shop
Does he get mobbed
do people leave Malone?
No, he was left alone.
That's good.
But I also, there wasn't really like a lot of people around in that moment.
Like the people I was with were probably the most annoying.
And it was like my brother.
But even my brother just, we freaked out.
And then they walked away.
He was, he was just having a nice evening.
My brother said, hey, hey, Larry, you know, have a nice night, big fan.
He said, all right, thanks.
That's nice.
It's a perfect Larry David interaction, I think.
Yeah.
So that's plain simple.
You said he didn't come out with ice cream, though?
I can't remember.
I can't remember.
I can't remember.
I think he did.
But he may also not.
He may also not.
But it was a phenomenal.
Like, my parents have been going up there for 25 years-ish, and they've never seen him.
And they were not with us.
And my dad was so jealous.
He was texting us, like, I'm so pissed right now.
Have you all seen clear history?
The movie wasn't it?
Well, you've never seen that?
Nope.
The whole movie is in the vineyard.
Oh, yeah, I do.
I'm not sure.
John Hamm.
Yeah.
No, I haven't seen that.
John Hamm is joining the morning show.
I saw that.
What?
I just,
I just said something.
I was just like, once again,
I just said something completely random.
Oh, no.
The morning show.
There's a connection there.
The morning show is a great TV show
with Jennifer Aniston and Reese Wetherspoon
on Apple TV and Steve Correll.
Really?
You would really like it.
I'm shocked you never.
It's a scripted television show?
Yeah, television show.
Oh.
Wait, you've never seen this where Steve Correll is a disgraced news reporter?
He's basically like Matt Lauer.
Yeah, yeah.
It's like based on like him being like a disgraced news reporter.
No, I actually did see that John Hamm headline and I thought it was like a morning talk show.
No, no.
I really did, yeah.
You should watch.
You would like that show.
Apple TV.
Apple TV.
I have that.
You should watch.
I think you would like it.
The morning show.
How many seasons?
There's two out right now.
I'll watch it.
But you'll go through them.
I don't think I'll watch season two.
yet. I didn't either, but season one
was really good. I'll watch it.
How
how was the festival?
Okay. The big moment.
So everybody's all been waiting for.
Everybody's been jamming me.
What's the festival? Yeah, how's the festival update?
I'm going to sound like such an asshole right now. I really am.
And I'm going to preface it like that.
Disclaimer. Disclamer. Disclam.
Asshole. I am an asshole.
Commentary coming.
Asshole alert. Asshole alert. Asshole alert.
I did not see the front of the stage.
Because
Now I get the asshole
Because you were
Backstage
In the back
The whole time
You know the sound isn't that good
Backs
No no
It's got to meet all these people
Before they went out on stage
But the sound
She didn't get to mingle with any
I did not even
Feel the festival
Like I
Almost felt like I was at sound check
So like, you, you went to a festival really just kind of like hang and meet some people.
Yeah, yeah.
That's kind of what happened.
So I can't say that I got any sort of country experience whatsoever.
Yeah.
But it looked like you were on the stage.
I was.
You know in the Starsborn where she's like off to the side watching him?
That's where I was.
That's where I was.
And you couldn't hear anything?
No, you can hear it, but it's coming.
It's going in an opposite direction.
No, I know.
So I couldn't really hear many words, but I could hear like,
The song.
Yeah, I can hear the band.
You know the atmosphere.
Yeah, the atmosphere.
How'd the crowd look?
The crowd looked awesome.
Like, it looked really cool.
I felt like I could have ran.
I was like, oh my God, I could run onto the stage right now.
And no one will stop me.
That thought crossed my mind far too many times.
If you streaked, I know it would have been sick.
That would have been so good.
I said that and I got a big, no, don't do that.
And everyone said, no.
I said, what if I run on the stage?
I just lift my top.
And they were like, don't.
Everyone would have fucking loved it.
Yeah.
people would have loved it.
It would have been made headlines.
They would have loved it.
Crowd would have went nuts.
Crowd would have went fucking nuts.
How many people were there in the crowd?
I think about like,
embarrassing.
You would have made headlines.
And it would have been like,
I don't know.
It would have been like girl crime.
Woman,
women show flashes audience at country music festival.
I mean,
you don't.
The audience doesn't get much of that.
Usually the audience is throwing it back at the performance.
That should have been a big moment.
If you brought a sign that said like,
follow chicks.
the opposite. And then showed your tits.
Yeah, I think so. And you know what? I don't think
if I did that, I don't think Hardy would have been that mad.
But I think Morgan Wallen would have been really mad. Fair. Fair.
Like, I think, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. I mean, I don't know. That's just a vibe, I guess.
That's just the vibe you got. I just feel like, like it would have been. One can share the spotlight and one can't.
I know. I'm not saying that. But, um, I'm saying. I've made, we made a golf video, the, the golf
that I do. We made a video
with Hardy and actually Morgan Wall and a golf video
and I spent more time with Hardy and he's
a really... He's a lovely human being. He really
is. Really great guy. I think he would have loved it if you would have ran on stage and
stage. Can I ask him a question about Hardy? Yeah, sure. Is Hardy
his first name? No. Or is that just a stage name? That's a stage
name. Okay. It's a hard. He has a
he has a regular name. Yeah. Got it. Um. He's also very good at golf.
Oh, yeah. I didn't know that. He really is. He's a really nice guy and we had a
we had a great night,
but I can't say that I had any sort of
like country music experience.
Yeah, you didn't really get to immerse yourself.
The whole time I was like, fuck.
I was like, how am I going to talk about this?
Yeah, you're like, I talk to big game.
I was like such an asshole being like,
oh, you know, I was backstage all time, but really cool experience.
All the videos you have are just from backstage.
I'm really thankful, though, that I got to be a part of it.
It's very cool.
Very cool.
What was the moment right before they go out?
Like, I always...
It was sick.
I really felt like it was a part of it.
Where you had any pre-show huddles?
Well, it was a moment.
I mean, there was, like, he was, like, dapping everyone up before he was getting on stage.
He gave me a little side hug.
He was about to run out there.
I was like, oh, my God, I'm feeling like a part of the family.
I feel like you always see tour documentaries.
A lot of pictures being taken.
They have that pre-show house.
There was no, there was no pre-show.
Sometimes there was a prayer.
Sometimes there was a prayer.
Sometimes there's a chant.
There was more like pre-show shots.
Yeah, that sounds about right.
Pictures.
Yeah, but so nice.
Break a leg.
It just felt like, I was like, oh, my God.
This is such an intimate setting.
How did I get so lucky to be here?
In front of thousands and thousands of people.
Yeah, it was crazy.
But it was really cool.
But yeah, I don't have a...
And then I put up a video and people were responding to me
that maybe they don't listen to the podcast
or maybe they haven't listened to that episode.
But they were like, wow, Ria, like, love that you love country music.
And I was like, oh.
They don't even know.
You don't even know me.
You don't even know me, bro.
Yeah, there was a moment.
I don't even know how much I should be saying right now, but whatever.
No foot tapping moments
No no I was tapping my foot
I was I was
I was I think that they were great performers
Like I was like they really put on a great show
You can you do respect a good performance
I do I was wearing boots that had a big heel
Because it matched my outfit
Cowboy boots
No they were not cowboy boots
They were my black leather boots
Okay
That go over the knee
And we were standing pretty much
For hours
And then so
During Morgan Wallis
A lot of seats backstage.
During Morgan Wallen's set,
we were backseat.
And I said,
I spotted out a little box.
I was like,
I was on the floor when I was like,
you know what,
I'm gonna fucking sit down.
I was like,
I'm just gonna sit down.
And would have been hilarious
if that like turned off all the lights
or like.
Many of people,
not many,
but like a couple people were like,
what is country music too good for you?
Are you too good for the country music?
And I was like,
It's the heels.
I promise it's the heels.
Because it looked like I was sitting down because I wasn't like.
Bored.
But yes, I also promise you, I don't know a single song that's being played.
People were made aware of that before.
And I, whatever.
But they were like, oh, is this too country for you?
And I was like, I swear to God, it's the heels.
I felt so disrespectful.
But I was like, my feet are going to fall off any second of I don't just like
pop a squat right here.
What was the venue?
Where was it?
It was in Atlantic City.
Okay.
Which was a, oh, on top of that, my parents.
drove down to Atlantic City
to get us a free room
because they get points
because they gamble so much
in Atlantic City
that they didn't want us to pay for a room
and they said,
you know what?
We'll drive down Saturday.
We'll spend the night there.
We'll gamble and we'll get you a room.
Who did they bring?
They brought Aunt Depp.
And let me tell you,
Aunt Deb did not pay a lick of attention to me at all
while she was at the table.
We came back from
the festival kind of earlier, it's like 1130 because we did not sleep the night before.
We were at the Jersey Shore, a whole other story.
But we didn't, so we were like, let's just like gamble, go to bed, like we're not going to go out.
I walked into the casino.
Apparently my dad, before we had left for the festival, we met up with my parents for a minute and they were really fucked up.
Like borderline, I was like, I'm glad we're getting out here at this time.
Yeah.
It seems like they're about to reach a level that I cannot be around.
And apparently it did hit that level
where my dad became the talk of the casino
about him being like the drunkest guy there.
My mom had to like bring him into the bathroom,
feed him water.
At one point, you definitely,
the last person you want to be in a casino
is the guy that everyone's looking at
and going, get a load of that guy.
And let me tell you.
It's not church.
Let me tell you, I saw a guy do it to my dad.
So I were walking and we spot my parents.
All of a sudden, my dad's number doesn't hit.
go, motherfucker.
Like, the whole casino turns around.
I'm like, oh.
His voice will echo.
Yeah, and I'm like, oh, my God.
So then he's standing at the table.
There's a little time passes by.
I see an older gentleman.
Come, walk to the table.
He's thinking about sitting down.
He sees my dad, and he goes, I literally see this.
He goes, throws his hand up, and he goes, wow.
And walks away.
Literally looks at my dad and just shakes his head and walks away.
I was like, wow, he really was.
He really was that guy.
He was that guy.
People are seeing him and not even wanting to sit down next to him at the table.
Wow.
Yeah.
So they had a great time in Atlantic City.
Yeah.
As they should.
I actually saw, I actually saw, I don't want to name names,
but I saw someone that was very famous and someone that my dad would definitely know.
And I texted him and I said,
I am with so-and-so, and he wrote back, okay.
And I wrote, and in my head, I said,
is this guy so jaded to what I do for work
that he's writing back to me okay to this person
who I know he would be like, what the fuck to?
And then I saw him in person, I told him, he was like,
what?
I was like, dad, you responded back to me, okay.
He was like, oh my God, I told him.
It didn't even register.
He was like, I was so fucked up.
I was like, clearly, clearly you were.
Oh, well, they had a great Saturday.
They did. They did. I had a great weekend too, but they put on a show there.
Yeah.
Trent, you have anything exciting after this weekend? I was trying to think about like what I did this weekend after hearing all that. Larry David.
Larry David. What did I do this weekend? I genuinely have no idea. Pretty uneventful. Friday, Saturday. Sunday. Sunday. Oh, I actually did have a pretty eventful weekend. I went to Frankie Borelli's birthday party.
Oh. And you did the Habachi thing. I did the Habachi thing. I did for my birthday.
I bought it for you.
Yep, they throw all these meats and these vegetables out.
Oh, yeah.
You got it in your hat.
I did.
It took like three or four tries.
It's a lot of pressure.
I got mine first try.
Oh, you shouldn't have admitted that because if you watched on Instagram,
it would have looked like you got in your first one.
I like to be honest.
That's nice.
It was a U-shaped table, all these, you know, friends and family of Frankie Borelli
the third.
And, yeah, they call people up there to put the egg, throw the egg in the hat.
I know Maria did it at her birthday.
It's a lot of pressure when you don't get it, especially on the first try.
but I eventually got it and we had a hell of a time
a super soaker full of sake
yeah that's their that's her thing
just I was there with
Rudy was there who does stool scenes here
I was there with Tommy smokes who
what does Tommy smokes do nothing
everything everything he wins bro
he wins bar stool reality shows they were there
I just watched them drink like 20 gallons
Did you get the food in your mouth you know how they throw it
Did you catch it? Yeah they threw some vegetables at us
I did catch it I actually caught that one in the first try
We did not get that.
Very impressive.
Hell yeah.
That was a really good time.
Yeah, we all had pretty good weekends.
We did.
That we did.
All right.
Should we talk about the Bachelorette now?
Yeah, let's talk about the Bachelorette.
We have trivia on this episode as well.
Oh, yeah, fun little tree.
Because we've, like I said, kind of just had to jam this all, jam this all in here.
Jam-packed episode.
Yep.
Who knows what we'll talk about during this?
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This week on The Bachelorette's, I feel like I thought it sounds like the opening of the episode.
This week.
Tonight on The Bachelor.
Tonight.
There's always that...
Tonight.
That's a lot of island.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Boo.
Loser.
Get out of here.
What's happening?
I didn't realize that they were...
I thought they just...
Whatever.
No, no, I thought we were...
God, you're so fucking stupid.
Noah thought we were outside of the joke and he was inside of the joke.
Random question.
Yeah.
We're starting off strong already.
Never mind.
Never mind.
Honestly.
No,
now you have to do it because.
It's Trent wasn't here.
I feel a lot more comfortable.
What is that?
What does that mean?
Is that the question?
No.
Do you guys ever get a pimple on your button?
It feels really uncomfortable with the pants you're wearing.
I, sometimes with leggings.
Jeans.
Jeans shorts.
It's a problem right now.
I don't wear jeans.
Also, I didn't even know you're wearing jeans shorts.
Looks like you're not wearing anything.
I was like, that's going in that direction.
I did feel it going in that direction too.
I imagine if she was just like, you're going to put all your butt and then just, you know, not wear pants.
Yeah, and then not wear pants to the podcast.
I was like, you know what, I've been thinking that all night.
You know, I'm finally someone dressed that you're not wearing pants.
No, I'm wearing jeans.
Oh, boy.
All right, guys, this week on The Boucherette, we had a bunch of dates and some good ones, some not so good ones.
You're wearing a cold t-shirt tonight.
I'm going to shut off back here, I promise.
That's a Coldplay shirt.
I was wondering.
Yeah.
Alien radio?
Yeah.
I feel like there's no, nothing that says Coldplay on it.
Yeah, presented by Coldplay FM.
Is that an album of theirs?
Was there a tour?
Music of the spheres.
That was their album Music of the Spheres.
That's a sweet shirt.
How much was it?
Yeah, got a lot of merch that all, almost all the shows.
If I wasn't trying to get canceled right now, I would repeat a line from 40-year-old Virgin,
but I'm not trying to get canceled, so I won't repeat it.
I think we all know it.
Okay.
I've seen that movie.
I do not recall the exact price of this t-shirt.
But I was in the general area of expensive because all merch T-shirts are overpriced.
But this is a nice one.
It is.
And it's like, you know.
That's like good material.
Yeah, it's nice.
It's very soft.
Yeah.
Very soft.
Back to the show.
Well, so we'll start a little, it starts a little sad because Gabby sends Nate home and we kind of see that coming from the way she frames like, I got to go on this date with Nate.
And right off the bat, she kind of says to him like, it's hometowns next week and I'm not quite comfortable with where we're at.
And you have a daughter and meeting your daughter and bonding with her and then potentially leaving.
Like Gabby's got some mom issues.
Yeah.
You know that.
And she definitely takes these moments really seriously, which is very mature of her.
And she knows that if she doesn't see it going all the way with Nate 100, 100, 100 percent,
she's not going to risk that situation.
So she sends him home.
And it's very sad.
It's a very long breakup.
It was like a 20-minute breakup.
It was really long.
But this was the right time to do it.
If Gabby is going to send Nate home,
she clearly didn't want to meet Nate's daughter
and then not have it end up being Nate in the end.
Right, exactly.
It's smart and mature.
And she knew she was like,
I know I'll probably fall in love with your daughter.
And then I don't want to put myself into position
to be like, all right, never see you again.
And I think if, you know,
we've all been watching Gabby all season.
and she's just not ready for that.
She just isn't ready for it.
She's worried about it for sure.
Definitely.
And she clearly sees it in herself.
So she's like,
I'm going to have to send Nate home.
Tough to see him go.
I think for a long time,
at least in the early episodes,
he was the favorite on Gabby's side.
And, you know,
there's some Bachelor talk with Nate that that could potentially happen.
I know you guys were talking about that.
But yeah,
I was sad to see him go,
just a really,
really long breakup.
Yeah,
Mike Fleece has been really doing Fleece.
I don't even say his name.
We do this every season.
I'd love to just figure it out.
I actually don't know because I only see his name on Twitter and in the credits.
Who knows?
I don't really read the name.
Big man.
Big man in charge.
Mike.
Let's just call him Big Mike.
Yeah.
Big Mike.
That's probably,
that's actually a good name for him.
That's what I call my dad though.
It sounds like endearing.
Yeah.
That's what I was going to say.
I was like, it might be too nice.
It is because I call my, I'm like, yo, big Mike.
We say Big Ria.
Right.
Yeah.
Yeah, it is.
We just call him MF.
Motherfucker.
Oh, this little.
Hey.
Levels to it.
There is a lot of levels to that.
So he has been really tweeting about Nate like a lot,
where he doesn't chime in during a season that much.
He'll always send out the,
who do you guys love for the next bachelor?
Things like that.
And after the reality of story about Nate
and, you know, ex-girlfriends,
and we talked about it on the episode last week,
he was really tweeting about Nate.
And it felt like they must.
must have been thinking of Nate for The Bachelor,
and that's why they were being so defensive.
Yeah.
And I think the edit we saw of the breakup also makes a lot of sense for that,
because when you give a person a 20-minute breakup scene,
you're normally hoping for big things for them later on in the franchise
or else you kind of move it along because there's a lot of other pieces going on here.
That breakup lasted a long time.
in Amsterdam.
Yeah.
I think right now he's probably,
he's the number one candidate for Bachelor.
Do you think,
I'm pointing at you.
Big Ria.
I see you.
Do you think what?
Do you think he has a chance still
of being the Bachelor?
Nah.
I kind of think no too.
Because of the story that came out?
Yeah, but also
because honestly it's a lot to have some.
I don't know, I'm torn.
It's just kind of a lot to have somebody with a kid be, and that is not to judge anybody that is a single parent.
But you have to make sure, because when people sign on to the show, they don't always know who the bachelor or bachelor is.
Or I mean, they don't, yeah.
So then there will be people who are not necessarily ready to take on that mother role like we see Gabby is.
And so that can cause a disastrous season for Nate
Where they don't know who the bachelor is
All of a sudden it's Nate
And then all the girls are like, fuck
You might have to take on the role of being a mom now
When they weren't prepared for something like that
So I do feel like if it was going to be him
They would have to have the women know it's him
Yes, and like they're ready
You know what I mean?
Like I just feel like
Because then it will be too much of a season of
Is this person ready to be a mom?
Yeah, yeah
I don't think we all want to see a season like that
Yeah the
And I'm torn because we were talking about this on cutting stems a little bit too.
It's like if they are going to make two girls be the Balshorette,
I think it's only fair that they make two guys be The Bachelor.
And I don't really want to see a two lead season again.
Nope.
I would like to go back to one.
But then it just kind of feels unfair that when we go back to a guy,
he's going to get his whole season all to himself.
I hear what you're saying.
I think they're going to go back to one.
Yeah, they probably will.
Unless, and I would love to see two bachelors,
but I want to see it.
There's got to be more...
I mean, now it's right in front of our face.
If they really wanted to do it,
they could pick somebody from Rachel's side and Gabby's side
and make them The Bachelors.
And it'd be like, oh, one from each side.
Or they could do, go back and pick...
I know people who are talking about Greg and Andrew
like besties.
They could put them on.
There's options for a two bachelor season.
And if they're going to experiment with the Bachelorette...
Experiment with the Bachelorette.
I would like to see it.
It would be interesting.
I think it would be very interesting.
So who knows what will happen there,
but Nate was sent home.
And Rachel had a really great date with Zach.
Another really good date with Zach.
He has done absolutely nothing wrong.
He might win the entire time.
He's done not,
he has not stepped out of line once.
They had that date where they watched those home videos of themselves.
Oh, yeah.
With the singing and the beautiful moments.
And then now they're in tulip fields and hot tubs.
and he's falling for her.
And they really, he's talking about Rachel being the one.
They're moving at the right pace, it feels, for an engagement.
Zach seems like he would get down on one knee and propose to Rachel.
Oh, yeah.
I completely agree with that.
And not to jump too far ahead, but with what we saw happen with Tino in this episode,
Zach.
He may have jumped ahead.
He might have.
Things are just going really, really well at the right time.
Yeah.
Things are going really, really well.
for Tino, not at the quote unquote
wrong time, but a little too early.
Rachel is also not seeing that
behavior from Tino, so we all have to keep that
into account too. Like, she probably still
has Tino really high. She doesn't see
she doesn't see Tino bitch into the
producer after she walks out the door. True.
Good point. So
I did not like that from Tino
at all. But I propose a question.
How often do you think
these guys?
Oh my God.
You just saw that coming?
Well, she saw it coming.
And I was like, you're going to wait for me to sneeze.
Yes.
Well, it was a crazy look.
I was going to make it a silent sneeze until you looked like me.
It wasn't going to be silent with that.
No, I can make any sneeze silent.
Your brain will explode.
You can make any sneeze silent?
I tried to do that before and everyone.
I had a very bizarre sneeze.
Every time you try to make it silent, it's like extra.
It feels like your head's going to.
Don't let it come out.
Okay.
How many times do you think people are talking to the producers and they don't show it?
All the time.
Constantly.
So that's what I'm saying.
Like, even though totally don't agree what Tino did, I think he looked like a fool.
Yeah, yeah.
Just kind of like a baby or is Ethan called him a baby back bitch.
There's got to be so many times people are talking to producers and they don't show it.
For sure.
Think about how many times these guys.
So, I don't know.
I guess it was more of his reaction to the situation.
Yeah, it was just like, you've gotten every rose.
Right.
He's been on a role with group day roses and he just didn't get one and he was like.
And I just said it like his language.
Like it was like, I did everything right.
Oh yeah, he said I hit all the points
I hit all the points
I didn't like that
That is what makes me think
Because
I hit all my cues
Yeah there were talks
At the beginning of the season too
About him being like a pretty big fan of the show
Yeah
Or I don't know how big a fan
But he is knowledgeable about the show
And posted about the show in the past
Where it was like
Ooh this guy has a
He's hitting all his marks
Yeah yeah
I hit all my marks
Yeah
He's like, one plus one equals two, two should be rose.
Yeah.
Yeah.
If two plus two equals four, then where's my rose?
Exactly.
He's like, I did all the right things and I didn't get a rose.
And he definitely has, he knows he's a front runner.
He knows it.
I wouldn't be surprised if Rachel's, you know, maybe Rachel's giving a little hidden messages here
or there, but you just, you got to be smart and you got to realize that they can't just,
you can't just get every rose, then there's no show.
Also, the roses don't mean shit.
Yeah.
Really.
Whoa.
They really don't, though.
Think about it.
They get a rose.
It matters.
No, but I mean like order or things like that.
My whole life is a lot.
That kind of road.
It's like you don't win.
Roses matter.
No, they do.
But like, come on.
Roses matter.
They actually are the only thing that matter in the show.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You don't get one.
You're literally off the show.
That's true.
I just meant in that
circumstance where it's just like.
That group day rose.
shit. Yeah, like that group day rose is like, cool. Like, what happens after that?
Right. Then he's going toe to toe to toe with Ethan at the rose.
Right. Right. Can somebody fucking remind me who Zach is? Because I think I get him and Eric confused.
Who Zach? Zach's the one whose uncle is Patrick.
I will say, I get Zach, Eric and Jason all confused. I know who Jason is. He's got curly hair.
Yeah, yeah. Eric has the-erick looks like Nick Lyle. Yes. Eric has like the kind of quasi-mullet situation.
And then who is Zach?
We watched the whole date.
He's got the deep voice.
He's shockingly 20.
He's 25.
It looks like every bachelor contestant that's ever existed.
God, that's right.
Show me a picture of Zach.
I'm gonna pull my brother.
Because you guys keep talking about Zach all night and I am blanking.
I mean, we watched the episode two hours ago.
I know.
He was on your screen.
His face is just keeps going out.
Yeah, you know, he looks like, he looks like, you would never know we're going in.
This is the first time you've ever seen.
Yeah, we would have never know we're going.
going into hometown she's like what the fuck does this guy look like he no no i think pat he just looks
like he is made to be on the show he looks like the guy from fired up combined with chasin you know the guy
from fired up which one the blonde or the brunette the blonde the blonde the blonde combined with chasin
that's a very very interesting combination that you threw out there wait wait i think it's it's
Is it not Eric's uncle or was it Zach's uncle?
Eric's uncle.
Zach's uncle.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Zach's uncle is the famous actor Patrick Warburton.
Okay, okay.
Joe Swanson, right?
Yes.
I don't know any of these.
Josh Johnson is family guy.
Next door neighbor.
He's the voice.
Voice.
He's a voice.
He's not the actual cartoon.
What's his name?
Yeah, he's not.
Hey, if that's what you're asking, he's not.
Oh, so he's both.
He's not Peter's neighbor in a wheelchair.
Or a cronk from the Emperor's New Group.
The blonde so looks like him.
Hold on.
I'll show you guys a good picture.
Are we talking about chasing, chasing?
Yeah.
Yeah, but I don't really see it with the blonde from Fired Up.
No, he so does.
They have very different, like, facial structure.
I can't find a good picture, but I swear, in my head, they really look alike.
Yeah.
I'm sorry, this is bad for the people.
I don't know.
I really don't think, I don't see that comparison.
What is that guy's name?
Eric Christian Olson.
Oh, yes, that is it.
Why?
It's something about their nose.
Okay.
Okay.
Yeah.
Never mind.
Never mind.
I see a little bit.
Never mind.
I actually.
Everyone hates me.
I get it.
I see more.
I have the worst takes on the podcast.
I see more now that you showed the picture that I thought of it.
it in my in my in my
someone to just put a muzzle on me
muzzle it up
zip it
oh
what are you talking about
oh Zach Zach had a
great date he's going straight
to hometowns we all know that's happening
Gabby had a little sexy date
red light district
a woman with a whip
they were talking safe words
and
nipple clamps
hot wax
really some sensual sexual
things and they were bleeping out every other word.
The guys were very uncomfortable.
I do not like the idea of nipple clamps.
You don't.
No.
On yourself or on partner?
On both.
I could be into other things but not nipple clamps.
Okay.
Thank you for telling us.
I will make sure that you're never clamped.
Thank you.
And one time I poured hot wax on a stripper's vagina.
Yeah.
Then bottle.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
How was that?
You didn't know.
That was my first strip club experience.
No, I did not know that.
It was a strip club in West Virginia, and the stripper came out to, hello darkness, my old friend.
Okay.
And then all of a sudden, all of a sudden, let the bodies hit the floor.
Let the bodies hit the floor.
Started playing.
And she got on the floor and she opened up her legs and she hinded me the hot wax.
She said, she's poured this on me until I poured it on her.
And then she turned over and she said, do it again.
And I did it again.
Wow.
Yeah.
It was a very interactive first strip club experience.
Very much so.
First-hand experience.
Yeah.
I was worried if I was going to burn to this date?
Would you have liked to host this date?
Would I have liked to host?
Would you have like to be Gabby in this position?
Not like.
Or is that uncomfortable?
No, it's not uncomfortable for me at all.
It's just more so like this date didn't really do it for me.
Yeah.
Like it was, I guess it was kind of funny in some way, but it's just more like,
I don't know.
Fair.
Yeah.
I didn't really care that much about it.
No, no.
No, I just didn't really care that much about it.
No, no, that's, that is totally fine.
Yeah, I don't like when they bleep out what they're saying.
Yeah, it was more so just like, this is uncomfortable because they're talking so much about sex, but they're not allowed to talk about sex.
Right.
Why are we even doing this?
We're like on the outside.
They're all on the inside.
They had to put a black box over the dildos.
Yeah.
It's like, I want to see them get cockslapsed.
So please remove the black box.
Right.
If we're going to do this, let's fucking do it.
Right.
It's also like we have to guess what, like, we assume that's what it is, but we don't know because they can't, they won't show it.
They had to, like, what's the point of doing those dates if they, you know, when we are, we're outside of the joke.
We don't want to be outside of the joke on the show.
Only the people that were there got that full date.
Yeah, exactly.
Right.
That doesn't seem fair.
It's a TV show.
Yeah.
It's not fair at all.
That doesn't seem fair.
Those guys were, I mean, I don't know, no, never mind.
Good.
They were probably so, like, horned up after that.
Like, a mad, like, you're just like, you're just like.
all sin are just uncomfortable and horny going at the same time
they probably have the weirdest boner of all time
which is an unfortunate combination
like they're like hard but they're confused about it
they're hard but there's like four other guys
yeah like should I be hard right now but I so am
Gabby's pouring hot wax on me right like how could you not be
turned on but you're also looking to your bro to the right of you
and you're like
you know what are you going to do
that thing is a mind of its own
Yeah.
Yep.
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They had to cancel the cocktail portion of the date
because Logan...
Oh, you got a camera on you, I guess.
Oh, there it is.
Cancel the cocktail party slash date.
Trent is holding the T-shirt.
because Logan has tested positive for COVID-19.
Which wasn't discussed on the show.
It was.
No, it was.
We all missed it.
It was.
We said, we were talking.
We were talking too much during this episode.
We missed.
I saw the scene.
Jesse sat down and Gabby and said, Logan has tested positive for COVID-19.
And Gabby, you went, oh, shit.
That was like your FaceTime, Tyler, I think.
Yeah.
Way to just see it.
Now we can't.
We can't just move past that.
We got to give contact.
Oh, well, yeah, but you talked about on cutting steps.
She goes, oh, well, yeah, that's when you guys were face-siving Tyler.
Oh, yeah, that did happen.
Yes, we phased on him because we asked if, you know, we want him to save the show and be the Bachelor, but I don't think that's going to happen.
Why don't you just be the Bachelor?
Yeah.
He said, no.
God, he should, though.
So I think, he so thought he was being filmed too.
I said, Tyler, come on.
I know, I know.
I know.
Shut up.
Oh, oh.
Are we not supposed to be saying that?
I wouldn't say that.
Oh, fine.
I'll cut it.
God, you're so dumb!
That was the one part that I was like, I'm not saying.
No, take it out.
But keep in the part where I called you dumb.
All right, fine.
People would be like, what did he say?
Leaving the cut that out part and then the you're so dumb.
Okay.
But don't text us asking his questions tonight about what to cut out because I'm going to bed.
I'm making a note of it.
This is more work for me now.
Yeah.
So Logan is, we don't really know what's happening.
It's just like he has it.
What were the other contestants tested?
Was everyone else okay?
Were they able to just keep filming?
Did they have to take a break?
Logan was on the group date.
He was.
He was being slapped around with all the rest of the guys.
Right.
And then just doesn't make it for the rest of the date.
People were joking that the lady gave him COVID.
Yeah, I mean, he was the only guy who switched sides.
Your tummy rumbling?
It is rumbling.
Laine has been rumbling too.
Yeah.
We had a bunch of fro yo.
Yeah.
Let's just be open about the fact that our tummies are rumbling.
It did.
It happened twice now and I was like, I wonder if they can hear that.
They can.
They can.
They can.
It was a very weird exit for Logan.
Oh, no.
It's like Logan's storyline was like he liked Rachel.
He liked Gabby.
He liked Gabby.
He got COVID.
And got kicked off the show.
It seems.
It seemed like a big.
part in one of the previews and we're never going to see
that I guess. Yeah, it wasn't like,
it didn't feel like it was a big, okay,
now he's gone, he's never coming back.
You know what it would have been. It was just,
and then he posted an Instagram
on his own Instagram page
being like, my,
it didn't work out with either of these girls.
And we're reading it mid episode, we're like, so wait,
he's off the show. It was like 935.
You know what would have been nuts?
Since there was a promo of Jesse Palmer,
basically looking like he was kicking Logan out,
being like, pack your bags.
Imagine he hooked up with the girl from the date and got COVID and they were like,
you're out of here.
Get out of here, Logan.
You're gone.
It's so confusing on, they really, I guess they really didn't want to divulge on any information
of their protocols or what they had to do.
Like, nothing.
It was just like he's done.
And then Gabby had three roses to give out.
I don't know.
Very bizarre.
Spencer's not getting one of those.
Yeah, super bizarre.
Rachel's group dates.
They had to lift some cheese.
Strong Man Competition,
Avin, Ethan, Tino, and Tyler.
Tino, see, this is what is also starting to worry me about Tino.
Because when he's after the date saying, like,
I did everything right, all these things,
and you go back and think about what he did on the date,
it's like, mm, we're those moves more calculated than it seemed?
Like, when they saw Rachel, he sprinted.
He wanted to be the first one.
He's hit his mark.
Yeah, exactly.
That's what I'm saying.
Now I'm like, oh, shit.
Like, is that, are those calculated actions now?
He's a tape down for him.
Yeah, you know, you hit your mark.
Yeah.
The hooju has to happen right here.
And so...
The what?
The hug jump.
Isn't that what they call it?
Isn't that what the contestants call it?
I've never heard that.
We call it the run and jump, but like, the contestants, I think it's called like a...
The whoju?
Whoju?
Maybe they should rework that.
I don't know
Feels offensive
Oh oh I didn't even
I'm the only one who
You just offended our
Our producer
H-U
That didn't even cross my mind
Until you said
That should be offensive
I'm like oh Jew I guess
I think that's what they call it
The who Jew
Who Jew
Who Jew
I make
That is what they call it
All right
Here's a
Excuse your language tonight
Here's a video
from last year
The title is
Tyler Cameron explains
No wonder she wants to bring him back so bad
Okay, yeah
That's um
Tyler Cameron explains
Yeah
I like actually like that for the
For what it is in the show
That makes sense
It's a short inversion
That's weird that this spell it J-E-W
Yeah, it is weird
And it's weird
I also heard that
I'm kidding
I got that out
Cut that out.
Anyway, Tino nailed that.
So just really crushed his mark.
And he is really going hard.
He wins the cheese lifting competition.
You wouldn't have thought it when they first took their shirts off.
God, you were.
so hung up on this. Well, we discussed
there was some of objectifying
going on from the peanut gallery. Yeah, there was.
It's, yeah, he just... At the end of the day,
they're all very handsome fellows. They are.
And they were all shredded.
Yeah. For the most part. And then Tino,
who I think we all assumed when he popped the top, it was going to be
pretty standard.
I think he popped up that lid. I think you were kind of assuming
like a tower camera situation. 100%.
And it just wasn't that way. But
he ended up winning the strongman competition.
So it's like, who's really,
the strongest. It's Tina.
The other guys just were
fucking red. Did you rather be really strong or
look shredded? I'd rather
just look shredded. Exactly. Yeah, that's
probably the answer because how many times
do you really have the opportunity to show off
how strong you're going to? I'm like pulling cars off
of people? I'd rather just look good.
You know, but like would
whatever. I'm so tired of just talking.
I'm going to send us down a path. I don't want to
whatever. No, I was just going to ask
a hypothetical. It's so pointless
at this point. Let's just get on with the fucking
recast
that was an inner battle
that you really just had like
I was about to bring it up and I said why
how long did it take?
What?
How long could it take?
It couldn't take that long
It was just a stupid question though
And then now she's just
I'm talking about stupid
All right here I'm asking
All right well what if you had a girlfriend or something
And it mattered to her how strong you were
You're yelling it's okay
It's really it is okay
And what?
Like you could show her how strong you are
but
not like in terms of like
picking her up
you're not gonna make him go stand
and see how many wheels of cheese
he can hold
right
and you if you look shredded
people are like whoa
sometimes I just like to play
devil's advocate
I have never been in a situation
where I've been like
honey can you
go pick up that table
and then and then oh
so strong
you go pick up the dresser now
yeah
I don't know
like I think even if I'm shredded
I can open a pickle jar
yeah yeah but if if they get to another level of strength that's just not practical
yeah yeah I would have I'm gonna end this recap in about 30 seconds please do
all right guys so I'm having fun people are like everyone's drunk kind of sounds like yeah no
we're actually completely so we're all drinking waters water and then people be like we're so high
then I'm like no I'm really not rea might mean she might have a sugar high right now from her
frozen yogurt.
We did.
We were,
I talked you
into a medium
froyo.
Yeah,
I was like,
I'm gonna get a small
you were like,
and I was like,
fine, bro,
I got a medium.
They were bad.
Now our tummies are rolling.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The,
I was going to say,
oh, Tyler,
Tyler's falling in love
with Rachel.
He gets the rose.
Tyler's got no fucking shot.
He's got.
A little pipsqueak.
No shot.
I disagree with that.
I think he has a zero percent chance.
I think Tyler is adorable
and I said it.
I just,
there's no like
these sexual
chemistry.
is just not there.
That's fair.
In my personal opinion.
But I'm excited for a New Jersey hometown next week.
We're going to get one since he got that rose.
We saw Tino have his attitude.
They called him a babyback bitch, which I loved.
And then for the rose ceremony, Gabby only had three roses because Logan's gone off
the show.
He has COVID-19.
He is no longer on this show, apparently.
Spencer's like, wait a second.
And it's like disqualified because he got.
I'm also like imagine
What if they're the loves of their life?
In Spencer's case
Like he's like
Oh shit Logan's gone
Like I'm getting in a hometown
Four four roses
She doesn't
She knows it's not you that much
She's like I actually only need three roses
I'm just gonna need three of those bad boys tonight
And Spencer sent home
So Gabby's having hometown dates with
Eric Jason and Johnny
Johnny
Johnny kind of a wild card
I don't know
I think he's done after this one
I think it's going to be Eric and Jason
And then
Rachel is Aventino, Zach, and Tyler
are her four hometown dates.
As of right now, it just feels like
things are looking pretty good for Rachel.
I don't really know if there's, well, there's going to be a bump for sure.
I just don't know what it is yet.
It's a strong four for Rachel.
Yeah, those boys all really like her.
She's definitely getting engaged.
But I feel like somebody's,
somebody's going to get cold feet or something's going to happen.
One of them has to.
It happens every season.
Like four of them right now seems so
Avin.
Ready to propose.
I think it's going to be Avin
because we haven't seen enough from him.
I would go, I would either say Avin
or Tino have some kind of meltdown and leave.
No, Tino's got to hit his marks.
I don't know, but maybe Tino, maybe Teno gets so nervous
and he says my mark is going to be
throwing a bitch thing and out of here.
Bachelor.
Yeah.
Although you don't really become the bachelor when you leave yourself.
You got to be sent home.
Yeah, you're right
Because it needs to be like
Kind of a sad story
Yeah
So maybe he's already
By being like sad right now
Yeah
No but like when they leave themselves
It's like oh
I don't think Tino's getting cold feet
I'm not gonna lie
Okay
I don't think so
We've never had a bachelor
That sent themselves home
And then becomes a bachelor
Yeah
I haven't
I off the top of my head
I can't think of one
It makes sense
But I would have thought
That would have happened
Somewhere down the line
Um
Yeah I don't think Tino's
gonna get cold feet
I don't think we've seen
enough of Avin and Rachel.
No, they, no, but they do,
I do think you have a good connection.
But that's what we're saying with the two, the two
bachelorette situation is just, it feels that we're
getting half seasons.
Like, no, none of these relationships
feel as far along
as they normally do when it's
one boucherette.
And maybe that's just of our viewer's perspective
because we do really do
only see half. It's, you know, half
the time is Rachel's guys, half the time is
Gabby's guys. So it's like, as a viewer,
we don't get to see everything that's happening,
they probably have
better relationships
than we are assuming at this point.
Yeah.
Because we only get to see half of it.
Hometowns are next week, folks.
Seven of them.
It's a lot of hometowns.
A lot of people.
A lot of parents.
A lot of uncles.
One famous one to be exact.
Uncle Patty.
Uncle Patrick.
Uncle Patrick Moore, Burton.
At Zach's hometown.
And I'm curious if his parents are,
Parents will be there if it's just going to be famous uncle.
It'll be very interesting.
They will be.
They really just threw that in there.
We just, we watched that preview.
I couldn't tell you a single thing that happened in that preview besides they flashed that man's face on the screen.
We all went, wait a second.
We know that guy.
We don't know from where, but we know him.
We were like, wait a second, that guy's famous.
Wasn't he on a sitcom at one point?
Yes.
I got to look it up.
He was definitely on a sitcom.
Was he on like according to Jim or something?
You know, that's why I know him
Might be it
I think that might be it
What's his name?
Patrick Warber
No, no, Rules of Engagement
Yeah, that's what it was
Yep, yep
Rules of engagement
Oh, this guy
So David Spade
Probably talked to him a little bit
Oh, maybe he's just a big fan
Of the show
You know?
Cronk's new group
Rules of Engagement
Was David Spade
I thought
No, no, I know
You should earlier
I was gonna be like
Don't you do that right now
No, I'm pretty sure
Rules of Engagement
was David Spade, right?
He was in Ted?
Rules of Engagement was, yes, David Spade.
Oh, I was thinking of David Spade's Just Shoot Me.
Two couples and their single friend deal with the complications of dating, promise, and marriage.
He was also in two episodes of fairly odd parents.
Look at this.
He has that voice.
Oh, he was in Get Smart.
He has had...
NB movie.
This guy's pretty successful.
That's Kim possible.
I think he's like, I mean, he's got that voice.
He does.
He's got that voice.
Oh, yeah, he wasn't.
Built for animation.
He's the next door neighbor.
Yeah.
You're so right.
He was on Seinfeld.
Yeah, he was.
Wait.
David Putty on Seinfeld.
Yeah, dude.
He's the guy, he's Elaine's boyfriend for a few seasons.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yep.
He does the paint.
Yep.
The devils.
Yep.
Yes.
Yeah.
That's.
Wow.
We're really pumped up to see Uncle Patrick.
I'm very excited now.
We're like his biggest fans.
We could probably get him on the podcast after this.
Let's, let's talk about Zach.
Yeah.
With Uncle Patrick.
That'd be awesome.
Oh.
But it does, I did say when we're, the connection makes sense.
Zach also has a very distinct voice.
Must run in the family.
True.
Like he has that low, booming voice.
Very low.
Very low.
It's a nice voice.
Okay.
Now we really are, I don't have anything else to say.
Hometowns are next week.
Anything else?
Nope.
Okay.
I'm good.
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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to another game of beat, Ria and Fran.
This is game 45.
and we are joined by the lovely
and Sophia
and just finished a half marathon
while her lovely friend and roommate
Sophia made her a beautiful sign
that Rian Fran
we're going to be at the finish line
and we weren't at the time
but now we are here.
We are now here playing trivia
so I'm sure the half marathon
was worth it now.
Made it. Made it to Rian Fran
just a couple days later.
I love it.
Congratulations.
I'm never in my life would I be able to run even around the block so no any anytime anybody runs marathon half marathon I'm very impressed so good for you and welcome to the show ladies thank you
thanks for having us excited to be here yeah even like the even like the kids like 5k I'm like no can't no good no ma'am no ma'am absolutely not yeah okay so beat ria and fran here are the rules there's going to be 15 questions whoever is the most points at the end when
If you get a question wrong, the other team can steal and to determine who is going to go first.
Noah is going to give us a movie.
We're going to guess the Rotten Tomatoes critic score.
Whoever is the closest will get to go first, which is definitely an advantage, I think.
And we'll alternate.
So we each get one guess and we'll go back and forth.
So Noah, what is today's movie?
Wait, before Noah goes, I want to say, I want it all.
record, I do have a pen and a journal in hand. So if it looks like I'm looking off camera,
I want it to be known. Should that be allowed? To have a pen and paper? Yeah, I feel like that's
not allowed. I was kind of wondering that. Why wouldn't that be allowed? I don't know to like
write down answers or like to visualize answers. Yeah, but like that you can use however you,
I feel like we never said anything against it. Also, you're on my team. What I'd be in? No, I know. I'm just
saying we've never done it and no guest has ever done it.
Well, Sophia and...
You can write down anything you want.
It's not giving you information.
If you want to write down a piece of paper and get it, then go for it.
I know, but sometimes it is...
You definitely can.
I guess now we'll make it a rule that you can write you down if you want.
I think it's easier to visualize things.
Like, if you know, if you gave a question, like, rank these people from tallest
to shortest to write them down and look at it, it's actually very helpful.
Well, then maybe people are going to have to...
Start using journals and pens.
I don't know.
Buy the Tiction of the office.
I guess so.
I guess so.
All right.
Well, I didn't know it was going to be such a problem.
But if you guys want to use pens and papers, please go ahead and use them.
And I will be using mine as well.
Well, you know how people get with cheating.
I guess I'm honestly, I'm just more used to the dozen.
Our fans don't react the way the fans of the dozen react.
But cheating, like even if you just look out of the frame for two seconds, people think you're cheating.
Well, that's why I warned.
Yes.
So I'm not cheating.
You could be lying.
I'm not lying.
You're on my team.
What is going on?
I just want it to be fair.
All right.
All right.
Today's movie is Greece.
You know, in honor of...
Yes.
In honor of Noah never seeing Greece.
Oh, no.
Exactly.
Well, I think I did, maybe.
So do you want me to go first?
Yeah, you can go.
Okay.
I'm going to go high, like, 92.
64.
I'm going to go 45.
The old movies are hard, because it's like people go back and re-review them for rotten tomatoes,
because obviously rotten tomatoes didn't exist.
I'm going to go, what did you say, Rhea?
64.
I'm going to go 79.
Fran is the closest.
76.
Wow.
That's a good score for Greece, I think.
Yeah, it is.
I think that's an appropriate score.
I agree.
I agree.
All right.
Question number one,
Therri and Fran.
Shout out,
Rosanna from
Santon Domingo, Dominican Republic.
Oh, cool.
Roseanne.
Which female singer
is the narrator
in Harry Styles'
adore you music video?
What singer?
Yes. 15 seconds.
There's a narrator?
Yeah.
I would have never remember that if the question didn't include it, but...
Five seconds.
Does jolt my memory. It's a very fast clock.
Time is up.
Okay. Shockingly fast.
No answer, I guess.
All right, to Sophie and Angie.
All right. I definitely haven't seen this.
I've never seen it either.
I don't think it would be like Taylor Swift.
I feel like they're not in good terms.
You have anything?
Oh, man.
Ten seconds.
Taylor Swift?
All right, that's the answer.
Incorrect.
The correct answer is Rosalia.
I would never got that.
You knew Taylor and Harry had a tip.
I know.
I know.
I know.
something else there.
I knew they had a tip.
I like throwing out a guest, though.
Yeah.
All right.
Still zero,
question number two,
to Sophie and Angie.
Shout out Marissa from Ontario, Canada.
What was Justin Bieber's original YouTube name?
Oh my gosh.
I know this.
This is you.
Kid Raul.
Final answer.
Final answer.
Correct.
Yes.
Good job. I would have never gotten that great YouTube channel.
Fran, you knew it?
Yeah, I didn't know that.
All right.
1-0, Sophie and Angie.
This is question number three to Rianne.
Fran.
Shout out Emily from New Jersey.
How many Harry-style songs reference food or drinks in the title?
Watermelon sugar, Kiwi, Cherry,
sushi restaurant, so that's four.
What is it?
Question, just food?
Food or drinks.
Food or drinks.
Ten seconds.
I'm going to go, I'm going to go six for safety.
Yeah, I'm good with that.
Six.
Incorrect.
Shocking.
So, Angie.
All right.
I can't think of any more.
Can you?
I feel like we should.
should go five or four.
There's definitely like one about a drink we're not thinking of.
Okay.
Let's do five.
I can't think of it, but.
Okay.
All right, five.
Correct.
Ah, shit.
It's Kiwi, watermelon sugar, cherry, great juice.
Great juice.
Oh, shit.
Ria, you added one too many for safety.
Yeah.
Yeah, I just thought that there must be one I'm not thinking of or two.
All right, two nothing now, Sophie and Angie.
This is question number four to them.
Shout out Kristen from Boston.
Kanye West lists five types of lights in a row in his song,
All of the Lights.
Name three out of the five types of lights.
Okay.
Do you know any off the bat?
Okay, it's like...
Strobe lights?
Strobe.
Maybe neon?
I don't know.
Flashing lights?
Okay.
strobe flashing.
I'm thinking like spotlight.
Yeah.
Ten seconds.
Strobe flashing spotlight.
Yeah.
Okay.
Let's do that.
Final answer.
That's correct.
Nice.
Strobe, uh, flash, it's cop lights, flashlights.
It's flashlights.
I would say flashing lights or no?
I, I, I had flashlights, not flashing lights.
Flashlight, spotlights, seroblights, streetlights.
I don't know, though.
I mean, flashing flashlights.
Flashing lights and flashlights are different things.
They are.
Yeah, that is true.
Because also what he's listing.
Think about it this way, Noah.
If we said, if we said flashlights, if me and Reyes said flashlights, would you have taken it?
If we said flashing lights, he'd be like, eh.
He would have, I think he would have said, no.
All right, should I just, like, cancel that question and just add another then?
Sure, why not at the hosts in discretion?
Well, yeah, I just...
If flashing lights and flashlights weren't different, then I would give them that, but they are different.
They are different, different, different, different, different, different, different
If flashlights didn't exist.
Who knows?
Okay. That's true.
All right.
So should I just ask this new question back to them then?
Go ahead.
This is question number four still.
Yep.
Shout out Marin from San Francisco.
Who was the musical guest when Kim Kardashian hosted S&O?
Oh, I should know this.
Do you know?
I'm like
I can look kind of picture
I'm like blanking
so many times
and that's it
uh
wait
wait
was it not Kanye
is that really dumb
no it's not
um
I can't even think
wasn't their talk is up
no answer
alright Tari and Fran
was it Halsey
I think it was Halsey
I think it was Halsey
Let's go Halsey
Yep. Alzy, final answer.
Correct.
Wow.
Nice.
All right.
2-1, Sophie and Angie.
This is question number five to re-enfranch.
Shout out Emily from New Jersey again.
What was the name of the stuffed animal that belly had in her room in the summer I turned pretty?
A lot of summer I turn pretty trivia.
The stuffed animal, I didn't even remember her having one.
Is it the name or the animal itself?
The name.
Oh, I don't know.
Lucky?
No clue.
Lucky.
Okay.
Incorrect.
What was the hesitation there?
I was like, wait, did I get it?
I don't know.
Okay.
You're wrong.
Try again.
All right.
I know it's a polar bear.
Oh, I thought it was a rabbit.
No, it's a polar bear.
And I want to say, like, Snowflake, like, it's something wintery, but I don't.
I'm not positive, but I know what it is.
I have nothing better.
So, okay.
Snowflake.
Incorrect.
Junior Mint.
Oh, that makes sense.
Let me tell you something.
I don't recall that at all.
Not at, like, not even a little bit.
What are you going to do?
Yeah.
All right.
Question number six.
Shout out, Alexis from Dallas.
And this is to Sophie and Angie.
Name four celebrities named Jason.
Okay.
I first think Jason Tatum.
Okay.
Listen.
Oh, wait.
Yeah, yeah.
So Boston.
I know.
So Boston.
I'm blinking.
15 seconds.
Do you have any?
This is my favorite
When people just
Their brain freezes
I keep wanting to say like Justin names
Me too, me too
Three seconds
Jason
Time is up
Okay we stink
We're in front
Jason Sadecas
Jason Sadecas
Oh my God
Jason Tatum
Fine we'll throw that in there
Jason
Jason Maraz
Okay
And then Jason Tartick
Is he's
consider to select? Oh, that's a tough call. I would say no.
I mean, if we're going to go, if we're going to go basketball players, I'm going
Jason Kit. Oh, okay. Cool. All right. Two, like, two basketball players. Okay.
Sometimes I mean, pull them out of nowhere. When one basketball player comes out,
that I just started thinking basketball players. Can you think of any, like, bigger Jason's?
Jason Siegel. Oh, yeah, Jason Segal. Ah, Jason Segal. That's a good Jason. That's hilarious.
The three Jason Tatum, Jason Kidd, Jason Tartick come to mine.
All right.
Hey, it counts.
Tied up at two now.
This is question number seven to re-enfranchised out of Abby from Boston.
In the movie The Hunger Games, what actor plays Katness's fashion stylist?
What actress?
What kind of fucking question is this?
Hold on.
Hold on, hold on.
Repeat the question.
In the movie The Hunger Games, who plays Katvitz's fashion stylist?
Fuck, is it Lenny Kravitz?
I think it's Lenny Kravitz.
Yeah, yeah, Lenny Kravitz.
Final answer.
Correct.
Thank you.
Laria's like so pissed with the question.
I can't remember the last time I saw The Hunger Games.
That's why I was so thrown off.
Like, what?
By the way, Jason DeRua would be a famous Jason.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, that's a bad.
Sorry, Jason.
Jason.
That's a tough one.
Yeah.
Jason Alexander.
Jason Alexander.
You're in, you know.
All right.
Did you look up Jason?
Yeah.
I was famous Jason.
Okay.
Question number eight, and it is three to Rian Fran.
Shout to Abby from Boston again.
And this question is to Sophie and Angie.
What song does Sandra Bullock's character sing
in the proposal during the dancing and chanting scene.
Okay, I can picture it.
They're in the woods.
Well, I just thought it was like a chant.
I didn't think there was a song.
Why did my brain just say, like, milkshake?
Maybe.
Ten seconds.
We can go with it.
I don't think I have any solid answer.
Okay, milkshake, final answer.
Incorrect.
Is it yeah by Usher?
What's the,
um,
Ria,
what's the song?
Is it to the window,
to the wall?
Yeah,
is that the name of the song?
Is that it?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
To the window.
Yeah.
To the wall.
To the wall.
To the sweat, drop down.
Oh, that's just,
they sing it.
That's that song.
Yeah.
That's, yeah.
I don't, I don't think it is.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's hitch.
Oh, okay.
To the wall.
Time is up, time is up.
Window to the wall.
To the window to the wall.
There's not the name of a song.
Okay, well, that's the song.
Incorrect.
The correct answer is get low.
Get low.
Yes, and that's...
By Lil John.
You're on to sign language.
But I'm right.
That's the song, yes?
I love that Rio thought that
the window to the wall was yeah.
She kept saying that.
I was like, it's not the song.
They came out around the same time.
Get low.
Oh, God.
I wish I knew the name of that song.
I could have sang the whole thing.
Okay.
Still 3-2, Rian Fran.
Logan.
I should have just sang the beginning of To the wind.
To the window.
Oh, God damn it.
Okay.
Question number nine.
Three-two, Rian-Fran.
Shout out to Sarah and Melanie from Orlando.
And this is to Ria and Fran.
Finish the next line to the Tipped and commercial song in the Sweet Lick and
Cody.
I'm going to say three lines and you give me the next line.
Ria, if you don't get it.
That's literally Ria's question.
When you stay at the Tipton, the good times they never stop because you're the star when you travel far.
Because you're the star when you travel far.
The food is always gourmet.
Yeah?
That's right.
Is that final answer?
Yeah.
Correct.
Deserve that.
And you sounded beautiful.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
All right.
Four to
Ray and Fran.
This question is
to Sophia and Angie
and I'm going to play a movie clip
and you tell me what it's from.
What sort of acting do you do?
Films, mainly.
Oh, splendid.
Oh, well done.
How's the pay in movies?
I mean,
last film you did.
What did you get paid?
$15 million.
Right.
That's the clip.
Uh, I have no.
I don't even recognize the voices.
Fran's got it.
Oh, you guys know it.
I don't know.
Wait, what?
I have no answer.
10 seconds.
I got nothing.
I actually have nothing.
All right.
Tari and Fran.
Notting Hill.
Final answer.
Correct.
I was going to guess pretty woman.
That's, well, Julia Roberts, once you hear her voice, is pretty distinct.
Yeah.
Ria, have you ever seen Notting Hill?
No.
That's why I was going to guess Pretty Woman.
Great movie.
Great movie.
Have you ever seen Pretty Woman?
Yes.
Yes.
Also a great movie.
I don't know if I've seen the whole thing straight through, but I've seen it.
All right.
5-2-Ree and Fran.
This is question number 11 to Rehan, a Harry Potter question.
Oh, fucking hell.
Shout out Amber from Edmonton.
What Harry Potter movie do Harry and
and you have their first kissing.
The...
The third one.
No, no.
I don't know.
I'm just taking a wild guess.
And I want a name of the movie.
Ten seconds.
Five.
Half blood prints. Harry Potter and the Half blood prints.
Correct.
Oh, thank God.
Fucking God.
All right.
Six two.
Oh, man.
How did we want to, how do we take that with you?
That was, you guys?
That kind of crept up.
Ever since Noah fucked up the flashing lights question.
Blame him.
It was his fault.
Downhill from there.
Well, you would have got that question anyway.
You ended up getting that question right.
The new one, you would have gotten the lights one right, too.
All right.
They can still get the final four right to tie it.
Question number 12.
Sophia and Angie.
Shout out Emily from New Jersey.
put these late night talk shows in order from oldest to newest premier date
Andy Cohen, Jimmy Fallon, James Corden, Jimmy Kimmel
Okay, I feel like one of the jimmies would be the oldest
It's Andy, Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, and James Corden.
I want to say
Jimmy Fallon.
And then you can, we can change this, but Jimmy Fallon, Andy, Cohen, Jimmy Kimmel, James Corden.
I would go Jimmy Kimmel.
First?
I was up.
So it's the final answer.
All right.
Jimmy Fallon, Andy Cohen, Jimmy Kimmel, James Corden.
Incorrect.
I think, I think Angie's on the right track.
I think Kimmel's the oldest. I think he's been on the longest.
I would go, I would switch, I would switch the Jimys.
I think Kimmel's been on longer. I think it be Kimmel, Andy, Fallon, James Corden.
Do you think Andy was before James Fallon?
Jimmy Fallon?
Sir James Fallon.
Yeah.
All right, five seconds.
Yeah, I kind of do.
Andy Cohen, James Fallon, James Gordon.
Final answer, correct.
Jamie Campbell is 2003.
Andy Cohen was 2009.
Andy's been on a long time.
Wow.
Yeah, 2009.
Jimmy Fallon, 2014, James Gordon, 2015.
Yeah, Jimmy Fallon deceivingly has not done the tonight show for that long.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right, 7-2, Rianne.
This question is to them.
Shout out Kathleen M from Owings Mills, Maryland.
Name this year, Glee premiered,
Love the Way You Lie by Eminem and Rihanna is released,
and Lady Gaga wore her infamous METress.
This is to...
This is ours.
2009.
I'm stuck between 2000.
I think in 2009.
Let's...
My gut was going to say 2008.
I think 2008.
No, 2009.
Let's go 2009.
2009.
Incorrect.
Shit.
All right.
I automatically went 2009, too.
I would say, 2008 or 2010?
Like, I feel like I was, like, actually using Twitter and stuff when the meat dress was out.
And we were only, like, 13.
No, well, we'd be 14 in 2010.
10 seconds.
I like that reasoning.
Does that work?
Yeah, 2010.
Correct.
Shit.
Nice, Oaf.
I was trying to pay a belief to what year in high school I was in, which I guess.
I was in seventh grade when Love the way July came out.
Yeah.
All right.
7-3 ran friend.
This is question number 14.
to Sophia and Angie.
Shout out Emily from New Jersey.
Yeah.
Sometimes someone just sends a batch of great questions.
Emily's put in the work.
On Parks and Rick,
what was the name of the song Andy wrote for Lil Sebastian?
Oh, I've watched all of this, but that's tough.
Did you watch it, Ange?
Like here and there.
I can't.
I want to say something with like Ponzi in it, because I think that's where they, the town is, but I don't know if that's anything to do with that.
10 seconds.
I'll just go with the Ponzi song.
Incorrect.
It's a re-enthran.
It's a song Andy writes for Lil' Sebastian.
Wasn't it about like a horse?
Well, Lil' Sebastian is a horse.
Well, he's a miniature horse.
But I can, like, is this song just called Bye Bye Bye Little Sebastian?
Yes.
Bye, bye, little Sebastian.
And then it's kind of like a candle in the wind type vibe.
Five seconds.
I think we go with that.
Bye, bye, bye, little Sebastian.
Incorrect.
Oh, what's the actual name of it?
5,000 candles in the wind.
Oh.
I was pretty close between me saying, bye, by, little Sebastian.
and it's a take on candle in the winds.
Okay.
Well, final question.
And this is Sarian Fran.
Great song.
Question number 15.
Abby from Iowa.
Dubois.
Is that how you say it?
Dubuque.
Dubuque.
Dubuque.
I'm actually going to a wedding there in a couple weeks.
There you go.
Thank God, Anj is here.
Yeah.
All right.
In Gilmore Girls,
Miss Kim says what phrase after someone buys something from her antique store?
I've never watched Girl More Girls.
After someone buys it?
Or while they're in the store?
After someone buys it.
You've no idea.
I can't remember.
No returns.
Final sale?
Time is up.
I know she says something to customers while they're in the store.
But that's not after.
To Sophie and Angie.
Uh, I want to say like, come again soon.
Yeah, I don't know.
I barely watch go more girls, so.
Okay, final answer.
Come again soon.
Uh, not bad, but no.
It's, uh, we appreciate your business.
Okay.
Right track.
All right.
Ray and Fran win seven three.
We appreciate that.
Wow.
That one really shocked me.
I'm not going to lie.
Didn't feel like we were going to win that one.
You ran with the lead.
You guys were great competitors.
Thank you so much for joining us.
Once again, congrats to Ange on running her half marathon.
Absolute superstar.
Congrats to Sophia for being a great friend and making her a great sign.
A great artist.
An artist and a runner.
Yes, she is.
A great combination.
Thank you guys.
Thank you.
And before you guys leave, could you just send me your address and sizes
so we could send you some.
Yeah, we got some merch.
We want to send you guys.
Love it.
Bye, guys.
So nice meet.
Thank you guys.
Thank you guys again.
