Chicks in the Office - Bachelorette Week 6 Recap + Beat Ria & Fran Game 45

Episode Date: August 16, 2022

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey, Chicks in the Office listeners. You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. This is state of emergency. What's up, everyone? It's Chicks in the Office with Rianne Fran, giving you that Friday energy on a Tuesday this time around. A little late podcast action. We are recording right after The Bachelorette after cutting stems, which you can find on YouTube.
Starting point is 00:00:35 Hand up My Fault. Yeah, we tried to record Monday, morning. My fault. There was some technical difficulties. Normally I can do it. There's a lot of issues. My internet was going in and out.
Starting point is 00:00:48 They were doing work on like the wire and the Comcast wires on the street, which just made the internet go in and out all morning long. There's a lot of other stuff happening around my house. Talking about R. Kelly. And every time she brought up R. Kelly, you'd freeze. And she had to keep repeating. Without context, that sounds Well, the intro this morning,
Starting point is 00:01:13 we did start recording an intro for the podcast this morning And it was to talk about how we had nothing to talk about Right, we were reading all the headlines of the weekend And how stupid they were And then I was like actually the craziest headline I saw this morning Was about R. Kelly's fiance being pregnant, Fran freezes right now. It happened three times.
Starting point is 00:01:30 And then what about Rkelly? Yeah. Say it again and she'd freeze. And then that point I said, let's just not do a podcast right now. No, it was not working. It was not working. And at that point it did feel like the things that we just had in our own life was more interesting than the pop culture topics that were happening. And you know that's not a good sign when that happens.
Starting point is 00:01:49 Right, right. We're really not that interesting of people. Yeah, like my, I actually could have, my head, like I could have, I could have made headline news this week, I think. Of seeing Larry David. Like, I think that could have like made the tablets. That's way more interesting than, then he David gives a thumbs up to the camera. And then like some of the stories that were being written. My whole family was like, wow, when I told me.
Starting point is 00:02:09 Let me tell you something. Larry David's been going to Martha's video for a long time. He's like my brother, this is how my brother described it. It's like seeing Bigfoot because he does not really go out in public that. Like he, I'm sure he has a beautiful house. I don't know what to like, but he doesn't really leave his area. So people see him, of course, but like not as often as some of the other, you know, celebs that are on that are on the vineyard and you see them run around and stuff.
Starting point is 00:02:33 Right. So we're going out to dinner And thank God Shout of my friend Jen She every place had to wait for dinner And she said you know what I want a scoop of ice cream before dinner Because we
Starting point is 00:02:46 I love that move I want to try the ice cream The place looks amazing And by the time we get down with dinner This place is going to be closed Sweet before salty I love that move So because of her
Starting point is 00:02:57 We went to the ice cream shop And bam There was Larry David in the ice cream shop Does he get mobbed do people leave Malone? No, he was left alone. That's good. But I also, there wasn't really like a lot of people around in that moment.
Starting point is 00:03:11 Like the people I was with were probably the most annoying. And it was like my brother. But even my brother just, we freaked out. And then they walked away. He was, he was just having a nice evening. My brother said, hey, hey, Larry, you know, have a nice night, big fan. He said, all right, thanks. That's nice.
Starting point is 00:03:34 It's a perfect Larry David interaction, I think. Yeah. So that's plain simple. You said he didn't come out with ice cream, though? I can't remember. I can't remember. I can't remember. I think he did.
Starting point is 00:03:44 But he may also not. He may also not. But it was a phenomenal. Like, my parents have been going up there for 25 years-ish, and they've never seen him. And they were not with us. And my dad was so jealous. He was texting us, like, I'm so pissed right now. Have you all seen clear history?
Starting point is 00:04:07 The movie wasn't it? Well, you've never seen that? Nope. The whole movie is in the vineyard. Oh, yeah, I do. I'm not sure. John Hamm. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:14 No, I haven't seen that. John Hamm is joining the morning show. I saw that. What? I just, I just said something. I was just like, once again, I just said something completely random.
Starting point is 00:04:26 Oh, no. The morning show. There's a connection there. The morning show is a great TV show with Jennifer Aniston and Reese Wetherspoon on Apple TV and Steve Correll. Really? You would really like it.
Starting point is 00:04:34 I'm shocked you never. It's a scripted television show? Yeah, television show. Oh. Wait, you've never seen this where Steve Correll is a disgraced news reporter? He's basically like Matt Lauer. Yeah, yeah. It's like based on like him being like a disgraced news reporter.
Starting point is 00:04:45 No, I actually did see that John Hamm headline and I thought it was like a morning talk show. No, no. I really did, yeah. You should watch. You would like that show. Apple TV. Apple TV. I have that.
Starting point is 00:04:57 You should watch. I think you would like it. The morning show. How many seasons? There's two out right now. I'll watch it. But you'll go through them. I don't think I'll watch season two.
Starting point is 00:05:05 yet. I didn't either, but season one was really good. I'll watch it. How how was the festival? Okay. The big moment. So everybody's all been waiting for. Everybody's been jamming me. What's the festival? Yeah, how's the festival update?
Starting point is 00:05:19 I'm going to sound like such an asshole right now. I really am. And I'm going to preface it like that. Disclaimer. Disclamer. Disclam. Asshole. I am an asshole. Commentary coming. Asshole alert. Asshole alert. Asshole alert. I did not see the front of the stage. Because
Starting point is 00:05:39 Now I get the asshole Because you were Backstage In the back The whole time You know the sound isn't that good Backs No no
Starting point is 00:05:50 It's got to meet all these people Before they went out on stage But the sound She didn't get to mingle with any I did not even Feel the festival Like I Almost felt like I was at sound check
Starting point is 00:06:03 So like, you, you went to a festival really just kind of like hang and meet some people. Yeah, yeah. That's kind of what happened. So I can't say that I got any sort of country experience whatsoever. Yeah. But it looked like you were on the stage. I was. You know in the Starsborn where she's like off to the side watching him?
Starting point is 00:06:23 That's where I was. That's where I was. And you couldn't hear anything? No, you can hear it, but it's coming. It's going in an opposite direction. No, I know. So I couldn't really hear many words, but I could hear like, The song.
Starting point is 00:06:34 Yeah, I can hear the band. You know the atmosphere. Yeah, the atmosphere. How'd the crowd look? The crowd looked awesome. Like, it looked really cool. I felt like I could have ran. I was like, oh my God, I could run onto the stage right now.
Starting point is 00:06:46 And no one will stop me. That thought crossed my mind far too many times. If you streaked, I know it would have been sick. That would have been so good. I said that and I got a big, no, don't do that. And everyone said, no. I said, what if I run on the stage? I just lift my top.
Starting point is 00:07:01 And they were like, don't. Everyone would have fucking loved it. Yeah. people would have loved it. It would have been made headlines. They would have loved it. Crowd would have went nuts. Crowd would have went fucking nuts.
Starting point is 00:07:09 How many people were there in the crowd? I think about like, embarrassing. You would have made headlines. And it would have been like, I don't know. It would have been like girl crime. Woman,
Starting point is 00:07:18 women show flashes audience at country music festival. I mean, you don't. The audience doesn't get much of that. Usually the audience is throwing it back at the performance. That should have been a big moment. If you brought a sign that said like, follow chicks.
Starting point is 00:07:33 the opposite. And then showed your tits. Yeah, I think so. And you know what? I don't think if I did that, I don't think Hardy would have been that mad. But I think Morgan Wallen would have been really mad. Fair. Fair. Like, I think, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. I mean, I don't know. That's just a vibe, I guess. That's just the vibe you got. I just feel like, like it would have been. One can share the spotlight and one can't. I know. I'm not saying that. But, um, I'm saying. I've made, we made a golf video, the, the golf that I do. We made a video
Starting point is 00:08:05 with Hardy and actually Morgan Wall and a golf video and I spent more time with Hardy and he's a really... He's a lovely human being. He really is. Really great guy. I think he would have loved it if you would have ran on stage and stage. Can I ask him a question about Hardy? Yeah, sure. Is Hardy his first name? No. Or is that just a stage name? That's a stage name. Okay. It's a hard. He has a he has a regular name. Yeah. Got it. Um. He's also very good at golf.
Starting point is 00:08:27 Oh, yeah. I didn't know that. He really is. He's a really nice guy and we had a we had a great night, but I can't say that I had any sort of like country music experience. Yeah, you didn't really get to immerse yourself. The whole time I was like, fuck. I was like, how am I going to talk about this? Yeah, you're like, I talk to big game.
Starting point is 00:08:43 I was like such an asshole being like, oh, you know, I was backstage all time, but really cool experience. All the videos you have are just from backstage. I'm really thankful, though, that I got to be a part of it. It's very cool. Very cool. What was the moment right before they go out? Like, I always...
Starting point is 00:08:57 It was sick. I really felt like it was a part of it. Where you had any pre-show huddles? Well, it was a moment. I mean, there was, like, he was, like, dapping everyone up before he was getting on stage. He gave me a little side hug. He was about to run out there. I was like, oh, my God, I'm feeling like a part of the family.
Starting point is 00:09:10 I feel like you always see tour documentaries. A lot of pictures being taken. They have that pre-show house. There was no, there was no pre-show. Sometimes there was a prayer. Sometimes there was a prayer. Sometimes there's a chant. There was more like pre-show shots.
Starting point is 00:09:22 Yeah, that sounds about right. Pictures. Yeah, but so nice. Break a leg. It just felt like, I was like, oh, my God. This is such an intimate setting. How did I get so lucky to be here? In front of thousands and thousands of people.
Starting point is 00:09:36 Yeah, it was crazy. But it was really cool. But yeah, I don't have a... And then I put up a video and people were responding to me that maybe they don't listen to the podcast or maybe they haven't listened to that episode. But they were like, wow, Ria, like, love that you love country music. And I was like, oh.
Starting point is 00:09:52 They don't even know. You don't even know me. You don't even know me, bro. Yeah, there was a moment. I don't even know how much I should be saying right now, but whatever. No foot tapping moments No no I was tapping my foot I was I was
Starting point is 00:10:04 I was I think that they were great performers Like I was like they really put on a great show You can you do respect a good performance I do I was wearing boots that had a big heel Because it matched my outfit Cowboy boots No they were not cowboy boots They were my black leather boots
Starting point is 00:10:20 Okay That go over the knee And we were standing pretty much For hours And then so During Morgan Wallis A lot of seats backstage. During Morgan Wallen's set,
Starting point is 00:10:35 we were backseat. And I said, I spotted out a little box. I was like, I was on the floor when I was like, you know what, I'm gonna fucking sit down. I was like,
Starting point is 00:10:45 I'm just gonna sit down. And would have been hilarious if that like turned off all the lights or like. Many of people, not many, but like a couple people were like, what is country music too good for you?
Starting point is 00:10:58 Are you too good for the country music? And I was like, It's the heels. I promise it's the heels. Because it looked like I was sitting down because I wasn't like. Bored. But yes, I also promise you, I don't know a single song that's being played. People were made aware of that before.
Starting point is 00:11:11 And I, whatever. But they were like, oh, is this too country for you? And I was like, I swear to God, it's the heels. I felt so disrespectful. But I was like, my feet are going to fall off any second of I don't just like pop a squat right here. What was the venue? Where was it?
Starting point is 00:11:24 It was in Atlantic City. Okay. Which was a, oh, on top of that, my parents. drove down to Atlantic City to get us a free room because they get points because they gamble so much in Atlantic City
Starting point is 00:11:40 that they didn't want us to pay for a room and they said, you know what? We'll drive down Saturday. We'll spend the night there. We'll gamble and we'll get you a room. Who did they bring? They brought Aunt Depp.
Starting point is 00:11:52 And let me tell you, Aunt Deb did not pay a lick of attention to me at all while she was at the table. We came back from the festival kind of earlier, it's like 1130 because we did not sleep the night before. We were at the Jersey Shore, a whole other story. But we didn't, so we were like, let's just like gamble, go to bed, like we're not going to go out. I walked into the casino.
Starting point is 00:12:15 Apparently my dad, before we had left for the festival, we met up with my parents for a minute and they were really fucked up. Like borderline, I was like, I'm glad we're getting out here at this time. Yeah. It seems like they're about to reach a level that I cannot be around. And apparently it did hit that level where my dad became the talk of the casino about him being like the drunkest guy there. My mom had to like bring him into the bathroom,
Starting point is 00:12:39 feed him water. At one point, you definitely, the last person you want to be in a casino is the guy that everyone's looking at and going, get a load of that guy. And let me tell you. It's not church. Let me tell you, I saw a guy do it to my dad.
Starting point is 00:12:54 So I were walking and we spot my parents. All of a sudden, my dad's number doesn't hit. go, motherfucker. Like, the whole casino turns around. I'm like, oh. His voice will echo. Yeah, and I'm like, oh, my God. So then he's standing at the table.
Starting point is 00:13:09 There's a little time passes by. I see an older gentleman. Come, walk to the table. He's thinking about sitting down. He sees my dad, and he goes, I literally see this. He goes, throws his hand up, and he goes, wow. And walks away. Literally looks at my dad and just shakes his head and walks away.
Starting point is 00:13:28 I was like, wow, he really was. He really was that guy. He was that guy. People are seeing him and not even wanting to sit down next to him at the table. Wow. Yeah. So they had a great time in Atlantic City. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:42 As they should. I actually saw, I actually saw, I don't want to name names, but I saw someone that was very famous and someone that my dad would definitely know. And I texted him and I said, I am with so-and-so, and he wrote back, okay. And I wrote, and in my head, I said, is this guy so jaded to what I do for work that he's writing back to me okay to this person
Starting point is 00:14:11 who I know he would be like, what the fuck to? And then I saw him in person, I told him, he was like, what? I was like, dad, you responded back to me, okay. He was like, oh my God, I told him. It didn't even register. He was like, I was so fucked up. I was like, clearly, clearly you were.
Starting point is 00:14:26 Oh, well, they had a great Saturday. They did. They did. I had a great weekend too, but they put on a show there. Yeah. Trent, you have anything exciting after this weekend? I was trying to think about like what I did this weekend after hearing all that. Larry David. Larry David. What did I do this weekend? I genuinely have no idea. Pretty uneventful. Friday, Saturday. Sunday. Sunday. Oh, I actually did have a pretty eventful weekend. I went to Frankie Borelli's birthday party. Oh. And you did the Habachi thing. I did the Habachi thing. I did for my birthday. I bought it for you. Yep, they throw all these meats and these vegetables out.
Starting point is 00:15:01 Oh, yeah. You got it in your hat. I did. It took like three or four tries. It's a lot of pressure. I got mine first try. Oh, you shouldn't have admitted that because if you watched on Instagram, it would have looked like you got in your first one.
Starting point is 00:15:11 I like to be honest. That's nice. It was a U-shaped table, all these, you know, friends and family of Frankie Borelli the third. And, yeah, they call people up there to put the egg, throw the egg in the hat. I know Maria did it at her birthday. It's a lot of pressure when you don't get it, especially on the first try. but I eventually got it and we had a hell of a time
Starting point is 00:15:29 a super soaker full of sake yeah that's their that's her thing just I was there with Rudy was there who does stool scenes here I was there with Tommy smokes who what does Tommy smokes do nothing everything everything he wins bro he wins bar stool reality shows they were there
Starting point is 00:15:47 I just watched them drink like 20 gallons Did you get the food in your mouth you know how they throw it Did you catch it? Yeah they threw some vegetables at us I did catch it I actually caught that one in the first try We did not get that. Very impressive. Hell yeah. That was a really good time.
Starting point is 00:16:01 Yeah, we all had pretty good weekends. We did. That we did. All right. Should we talk about the Bachelorette now? Yeah, let's talk about the Bachelorette. We have trivia on this episode as well. Oh, yeah, fun little tree.
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Starting point is 00:17:23 This week on The Bachelorette's, I feel like I thought it sounds like the opening of the episode. This week. Tonight on The Bachelor. Tonight. There's always that... Tonight. That's a lot of island. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:53 Yeah. Boo. Loser. Get out of here. What's happening? I didn't realize that they were... I thought they just... Whatever.
Starting point is 00:18:05 No, no, I thought we were... God, you're so fucking stupid. Noah thought we were outside of the joke and he was inside of the joke. Random question. Yeah. We're starting off strong already. Never mind. Never mind.
Starting point is 00:18:20 Honestly. No, now you have to do it because. It's Trent wasn't here. I feel a lot more comfortable. What is that? What does that mean? Is that the question?
Starting point is 00:18:27 No. Do you guys ever get a pimple on your button? It feels really uncomfortable with the pants you're wearing. I, sometimes with leggings. Jeans. Jeans shorts. It's a problem right now. I don't wear jeans.
Starting point is 00:18:40 Also, I didn't even know you're wearing jeans shorts. Looks like you're not wearing anything. I was like, that's going in that direction. I did feel it going in that direction too. I imagine if she was just like, you're going to put all your butt and then just, you know, not wear pants. Yeah, and then not wear pants to the podcast. I was like, you know what, I've been thinking that all night. You know, I'm finally someone dressed that you're not wearing pants.
Starting point is 00:19:08 No, I'm wearing jeans. Oh, boy. All right, guys, this week on The Boucherette, we had a bunch of dates and some good ones, some not so good ones. You're wearing a cold t-shirt tonight. I'm going to shut off back here, I promise. That's a Coldplay shirt. I was wondering. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:28 Alien radio? Yeah. I feel like there's no, nothing that says Coldplay on it. Yeah, presented by Coldplay FM. Is that an album of theirs? Was there a tour? Music of the spheres. That was their album Music of the Spheres.
Starting point is 00:19:42 That's a sweet shirt. How much was it? Yeah, got a lot of merch that all, almost all the shows. If I wasn't trying to get canceled right now, I would repeat a line from 40-year-old Virgin, but I'm not trying to get canceled, so I won't repeat it. I think we all know it. Okay. I've seen that movie.
Starting point is 00:19:56 I do not recall the exact price of this t-shirt. But I was in the general area of expensive because all merch T-shirts are overpriced. But this is a nice one. It is. And it's like, you know. That's like good material. Yeah, it's nice. It's very soft.
Starting point is 00:20:11 Yeah. Very soft. Back to the show. Well, so we'll start a little, it starts a little sad because Gabby sends Nate home and we kind of see that coming from the way she frames like, I got to go on this date with Nate. And right off the bat, she kind of says to him like, it's hometowns next week and I'm not quite comfortable with where we're at. And you have a daughter and meeting your daughter and bonding with her and then potentially leaving. Like Gabby's got some mom issues. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:51 You know that. And she definitely takes these moments really seriously, which is very mature of her. And she knows that if she doesn't see it going all the way with Nate 100, 100, 100 percent, she's not going to risk that situation. So she sends him home. And it's very sad. It's a very long breakup. It was like a 20-minute breakup.
Starting point is 00:21:12 It was really long. But this was the right time to do it. If Gabby is going to send Nate home, she clearly didn't want to meet Nate's daughter and then not have it end up being Nate in the end. Right, exactly. It's smart and mature. And she knew she was like,
Starting point is 00:21:27 I know I'll probably fall in love with your daughter. And then I don't want to put myself into position to be like, all right, never see you again. And I think if, you know, we've all been watching Gabby all season. and she's just not ready for that. She just isn't ready for it. She's worried about it for sure.
Starting point is 00:21:43 Definitely. And she clearly sees it in herself. So she's like, I'm going to have to send Nate home. Tough to see him go. I think for a long time, at least in the early episodes, he was the favorite on Gabby's side.
Starting point is 00:21:53 And, you know, there's some Bachelor talk with Nate that that could potentially happen. I know you guys were talking about that. But yeah, I was sad to see him go, just a really, really long breakup. Yeah,
Starting point is 00:22:04 Mike Fleece has been really doing Fleece. I don't even say his name. We do this every season. I'd love to just figure it out. I actually don't know because I only see his name on Twitter and in the credits. Who knows? I don't really read the name. Big man.
Starting point is 00:22:16 Big man in charge. Mike. Let's just call him Big Mike. Yeah. Big Mike. That's probably, that's actually a good name for him. That's what I call my dad though.
Starting point is 00:22:24 It sounds like endearing. Yeah. That's what I was going to say. I was like, it might be too nice. It is because I call my, I'm like, yo, big Mike. We say Big Ria. Right. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:32 Yeah, it is. We just call him MF. Motherfucker. Oh, this little. Hey. Levels to it. There is a lot of levels to that. So he has been really tweeting about Nate like a lot,
Starting point is 00:22:46 where he doesn't chime in during a season that much. He'll always send out the, who do you guys love for the next bachelor? Things like that. And after the reality of story about Nate and, you know, ex-girlfriends, and we talked about it on the episode last week, he was really tweeting about Nate.
Starting point is 00:23:05 And it felt like they must. must have been thinking of Nate for The Bachelor, and that's why they were being so defensive. Yeah. And I think the edit we saw of the breakup also makes a lot of sense for that, because when you give a person a 20-minute breakup scene, you're normally hoping for big things for them later on in the franchise or else you kind of move it along because there's a lot of other pieces going on here.
Starting point is 00:23:35 That breakup lasted a long time. in Amsterdam. Yeah. I think right now he's probably, he's the number one candidate for Bachelor. Do you think, I'm pointing at you. Big Ria.
Starting point is 00:23:48 I see you. Do you think what? Do you think he has a chance still of being the Bachelor? Nah. I kind of think no too. Because of the story that came out? Yeah, but also
Starting point is 00:24:02 because honestly it's a lot to have some. I don't know, I'm torn. It's just kind of a lot to have somebody with a kid be, and that is not to judge anybody that is a single parent. But you have to make sure, because when people sign on to the show, they don't always know who the bachelor or bachelor is. Or I mean, they don't, yeah. So then there will be people who are not necessarily ready to take on that mother role like we see Gabby is. And so that can cause a disastrous season for Nate Where they don't know who the bachelor is
Starting point is 00:24:38 All of a sudden it's Nate And then all the girls are like, fuck You might have to take on the role of being a mom now When they weren't prepared for something like that So I do feel like if it was going to be him They would have to have the women know it's him Yes, and like they're ready You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:24:53 Like I just feel like Because then it will be too much of a season of Is this person ready to be a mom? Yeah, yeah I don't think we all want to see a season like that Yeah the And I'm torn because we were talking about this on cutting stems a little bit too. It's like if they are going to make two girls be the Balshorette,
Starting point is 00:25:10 I think it's only fair that they make two guys be The Bachelor. And I don't really want to see a two lead season again. Nope. I would like to go back to one. But then it just kind of feels unfair that when we go back to a guy, he's going to get his whole season all to himself. I hear what you're saying. I think they're going to go back to one.
Starting point is 00:25:28 Yeah, they probably will. Unless, and I would love to see two bachelors, but I want to see it. There's got to be more... I mean, now it's right in front of our face. If they really wanted to do it, they could pick somebody from Rachel's side and Gabby's side and make them The Bachelors.
Starting point is 00:25:41 And it'd be like, oh, one from each side. Or they could do, go back and pick... I know people who are talking about Greg and Andrew like besties. They could put them on. There's options for a two bachelor season. And if they're going to experiment with the Bachelorette... Experiment with the Bachelorette.
Starting point is 00:25:59 I would like to see it. It would be interesting. I think it would be very interesting. So who knows what will happen there, but Nate was sent home. And Rachel had a really great date with Zach. Another really good date with Zach. He has done absolutely nothing wrong.
Starting point is 00:26:15 He might win the entire time. He's done not, he has not stepped out of line once. They had that date where they watched those home videos of themselves. Oh, yeah. With the singing and the beautiful moments. And then now they're in tulip fields and hot tubs. and he's falling for her.
Starting point is 00:26:34 And they really, he's talking about Rachel being the one. They're moving at the right pace, it feels, for an engagement. Zach seems like he would get down on one knee and propose to Rachel. Oh, yeah. I completely agree with that. And not to jump too far ahead, but with what we saw happen with Tino in this episode, Zach. He may have jumped ahead.
Starting point is 00:26:54 He might have. Things are just going really, really well at the right time. Yeah. Things are going really, really well. for Tino, not at the quote unquote wrong time, but a little too early. Rachel is also not seeing that behavior from Tino, so we all have to keep that
Starting point is 00:27:09 into account too. Like, she probably still has Tino really high. She doesn't see she doesn't see Tino bitch into the producer after she walks out the door. True. Good point. So I did not like that from Tino at all. But I propose a question. How often do you think
Starting point is 00:27:24 these guys? Oh my God. You just saw that coming? Well, she saw it coming. And I was like, you're going to wait for me to sneeze. Yes. Well, it was a crazy look. I was going to make it a silent sneeze until you looked like me.
Starting point is 00:27:37 It wasn't going to be silent with that. No, I can make any sneeze silent. Your brain will explode. You can make any sneeze silent? I tried to do that before and everyone. I had a very bizarre sneeze. Every time you try to make it silent, it's like extra. It feels like your head's going to.
Starting point is 00:27:50 Don't let it come out. Okay. How many times do you think people are talking to the producers and they don't show it? All the time. Constantly. So that's what I'm saying. Like, even though totally don't agree what Tino did, I think he looked like a fool. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:05 Just kind of like a baby or is Ethan called him a baby back bitch. There's got to be so many times people are talking to producers and they don't show it. For sure. Think about how many times these guys. So, I don't know. I guess it was more of his reaction to the situation. Yeah, it was just like, you've gotten every rose. Right.
Starting point is 00:28:22 He's been on a role with group day roses and he just didn't get one and he was like. And I just said it like his language. Like it was like, I did everything right. Oh yeah, he said I hit all the points I hit all the points I didn't like that That is what makes me think Because
Starting point is 00:28:36 I hit all my cues Yeah there were talks At the beginning of the season too About him being like a pretty big fan of the show Yeah Or I don't know how big a fan But he is knowledgeable about the show And posted about the show in the past
Starting point is 00:28:52 Where it was like Ooh this guy has a He's hitting all his marks Yeah yeah I hit all my marks Yeah He's like, one plus one equals two, two should be rose. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:04 Yeah. If two plus two equals four, then where's my rose? Exactly. He's like, I did all the right things and I didn't get a rose. And he definitely has, he knows he's a front runner. He knows it. I wouldn't be surprised if Rachel's, you know, maybe Rachel's giving a little hidden messages here or there, but you just, you got to be smart and you got to realize that they can't just,
Starting point is 00:29:26 you can't just get every rose, then there's no show. Also, the roses don't mean shit. Yeah. Really. Whoa. They really don't, though. Think about it. They get a rose.
Starting point is 00:29:35 It matters. No, but I mean like order or things like that. My whole life is a lot. That kind of road. It's like you don't win. Roses matter. No, they do. But like, come on.
Starting point is 00:29:44 Roses matter. They actually are the only thing that matter in the show. Yeah. Yeah. You don't get one. You're literally off the show. That's true. I just meant in that
Starting point is 00:29:56 circumstance where it's just like. That group day rose. shit. Yeah, like that group day rose is like, cool. Like, what happens after that? Right. Then he's going toe to toe to toe with Ethan at the rose. Right. Right. Can somebody fucking remind me who Zach is? Because I think I get him and Eric confused. Who Zach? Zach's the one whose uncle is Patrick. I will say, I get Zach, Eric and Jason all confused. I know who Jason is. He's got curly hair. Yeah, yeah. Eric has the-erick looks like Nick Lyle. Yes. Eric has like the kind of quasi-mullet situation.
Starting point is 00:30:26 And then who is Zach? We watched the whole date. He's got the deep voice. He's shockingly 20. He's 25. It looks like every bachelor contestant that's ever existed. God, that's right. Show me a picture of Zach.
Starting point is 00:30:39 I'm gonna pull my brother. Because you guys keep talking about Zach all night and I am blanking. I mean, we watched the episode two hours ago. I know. He was on your screen. His face is just keeps going out. Yeah, you know, he looks like, he looks like, you would never know we're going in. This is the first time you've ever seen.
Starting point is 00:30:57 Yeah, we would have never know we're going. going into hometown she's like what the fuck does this guy look like he no no i think pat he just looks like he is made to be on the show he looks like the guy from fired up combined with chasin you know the guy from fired up which one the blonde or the brunette the blonde the blonde the blonde combined with chasin that's a very very interesting combination that you threw out there wait wait i think it's it's Is it not Eric's uncle or was it Zach's uncle? Eric's uncle. Zach's uncle.
Starting point is 00:31:33 No, no, no, no, no, no. Zach's uncle is the famous actor Patrick Warburton. Okay, okay. Joe Swanson, right? Yes. I don't know any of these. Josh Johnson is family guy. Next door neighbor.
Starting point is 00:31:48 He's the voice. Voice. He's a voice. He's not the actual cartoon. What's his name? Yeah, he's not. Hey, if that's what you're asking, he's not. Oh, so he's both.
Starting point is 00:31:57 He's not Peter's neighbor in a wheelchair. Or a cronk from the Emperor's New Group. The blonde so looks like him. Hold on. I'll show you guys a good picture. Are we talking about chasing, chasing? Yeah. Yeah, but I don't really see it with the blonde from Fired Up.
Starting point is 00:32:13 No, he so does. They have very different, like, facial structure. I can't find a good picture, but I swear, in my head, they really look alike. Yeah. I'm sorry, this is bad for the people. I don't know. I really don't think, I don't see that comparison. What is that guy's name?
Starting point is 00:32:33 Eric Christian Olson. Oh, yes, that is it. Why? It's something about their nose. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Never mind.
Starting point is 00:32:45 Never mind. I see a little bit. Never mind. I actually. Everyone hates me. I get it. I see more. I have the worst takes on the podcast.
Starting point is 00:32:55 I see more now that you showed the picture that I thought of it. it in my in my in my someone to just put a muzzle on me muzzle it up zip it oh what are you talking about oh Zach Zach had a
Starting point is 00:33:10 great date he's going straight to hometowns we all know that's happening Gabby had a little sexy date red light district a woman with a whip they were talking safe words and nipple clamps
Starting point is 00:33:25 hot wax really some sensual sexual things and they were bleeping out every other word. The guys were very uncomfortable. I do not like the idea of nipple clamps. You don't. No. On yourself or on partner?
Starting point is 00:33:40 On both. I could be into other things but not nipple clamps. Okay. Thank you for telling us. I will make sure that you're never clamped. Thank you. And one time I poured hot wax on a stripper's vagina. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:56 Then bottle. Oh, really? Yeah. How was that? You didn't know. That was my first strip club experience. No, I did not know that. It was a strip club in West Virginia, and the stripper came out to, hello darkness, my old friend.
Starting point is 00:34:10 Okay. And then all of a sudden, all of a sudden, let the bodies hit the floor. Let the bodies hit the floor. Started playing. And she got on the floor and she opened up her legs and she hinded me the hot wax. She said, she's poured this on me until I poured it on her. And then she turned over and she said, do it again. And I did it again.
Starting point is 00:34:27 Wow. Yeah. It was a very interactive first strip club experience. Very much so. First-hand experience. Yeah. I was worried if I was going to burn to this date? Would you have liked to host this date?
Starting point is 00:34:39 Would I have liked to host? Would you have like to be Gabby in this position? Not like. Or is that uncomfortable? No, it's not uncomfortable for me at all. It's just more so like this date didn't really do it for me. Yeah. Like it was, I guess it was kind of funny in some way, but it's just more like,
Starting point is 00:34:57 I don't know. Fair. Yeah. I didn't really care that much about it. No, no. No, I just didn't really care that much about it. No, no, that's, that is totally fine. Yeah, I don't like when they bleep out what they're saying.
Starting point is 00:35:09 Yeah, it was more so just like, this is uncomfortable because they're talking so much about sex, but they're not allowed to talk about sex. Right. Why are we even doing this? We're like on the outside. They're all on the inside. They had to put a black box over the dildos. Yeah. It's like, I want to see them get cockslapsed.
Starting point is 00:35:21 So please remove the black box. Right. If we're going to do this, let's fucking do it. Right. It's also like we have to guess what, like, we assume that's what it is, but we don't know because they can't, they won't show it. They had to, like, what's the point of doing those dates if they, you know, when we are, we're outside of the joke. We don't want to be outside of the joke on the show. Only the people that were there got that full date.
Starting point is 00:35:40 Yeah, exactly. Right. That doesn't seem fair. It's a TV show. Yeah. It's not fair at all. That doesn't seem fair. Those guys were, I mean, I don't know, no, never mind.
Starting point is 00:35:49 Good. They were probably so, like, horned up after that. Like, a mad, like, you're just like, you're just like. all sin are just uncomfortable and horny going at the same time they probably have the weirdest boner of all time which is an unfortunate combination like they're like hard but they're confused about it they're hard but there's like four other guys
Starting point is 00:36:08 yeah like should I be hard right now but I so am Gabby's pouring hot wax on me right like how could you not be turned on but you're also looking to your bro to the right of you and you're like you know what are you going to do that thing is a mind of its own Yeah. Yep.
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Starting point is 00:37:36 Like, you know, Vroom V-R-O-O-M. Vroom.com. They had to cancel the cocktail portion of the date because Logan... Oh, you got a camera on you, I guess. Oh, there it is. Cancel the cocktail party slash date.
Starting point is 00:37:59 Trent is holding the T-shirt. because Logan has tested positive for COVID-19. Which wasn't discussed on the show. It was. No, it was. We all missed it. It was. We said, we were talking.
Starting point is 00:38:13 We were talking too much during this episode. We missed. I saw the scene. Jesse sat down and Gabby and said, Logan has tested positive for COVID-19. And Gabby, you went, oh, shit. That was like your FaceTime, Tyler, I think. Yeah. Way to just see it.
Starting point is 00:38:28 Now we can't. We can't just move past that. We got to give contact. Oh, well, yeah, but you talked about on cutting steps. She goes, oh, well, yeah, that's when you guys were face-siving Tyler. Oh, yeah, that did happen. Yes, we phased on him because we asked if, you know, we want him to save the show and be the Bachelor, but I don't think that's going to happen. Why don't you just be the Bachelor?
Starting point is 00:38:45 Yeah. He said, no. God, he should, though. So I think, he so thought he was being filmed too. I said, Tyler, come on. I know, I know. I know. Shut up.
Starting point is 00:38:58 Oh, oh. Are we not supposed to be saying that? I wouldn't say that. Oh, fine. I'll cut it. God, you're so dumb! That was the one part that I was like, I'm not saying. No, take it out.
Starting point is 00:39:12 But keep in the part where I called you dumb. All right, fine. People would be like, what did he say? Leaving the cut that out part and then the you're so dumb. Okay. But don't text us asking his questions tonight about what to cut out because I'm going to bed. I'm making a note of it. This is more work for me now.
Starting point is 00:39:32 Yeah. So Logan is, we don't really know what's happening. It's just like he has it. What were the other contestants tested? Was everyone else okay? Were they able to just keep filming? Did they have to take a break? Logan was on the group date.
Starting point is 00:39:48 He was. He was being slapped around with all the rest of the guys. Right. And then just doesn't make it for the rest of the date. People were joking that the lady gave him COVID. Yeah, I mean, he was the only guy who switched sides. Your tummy rumbling? It is rumbling.
Starting point is 00:40:04 Laine has been rumbling too. Yeah. We had a bunch of fro yo. Yeah. Let's just be open about the fact that our tummies are rumbling. It did. It happened twice now and I was like, I wonder if they can hear that. They can.
Starting point is 00:40:14 They can. They can. It was a very weird exit for Logan. Oh, no. It's like Logan's storyline was like he liked Rachel. He liked Gabby. He liked Gabby. He got COVID.
Starting point is 00:40:29 And got kicked off the show. It seems. It seemed like a big. part in one of the previews and we're never going to see that I guess. Yeah, it wasn't like, it didn't feel like it was a big, okay, now he's gone, he's never coming back. You know what it would have been. It was just,
Starting point is 00:40:43 and then he posted an Instagram on his own Instagram page being like, my, it didn't work out with either of these girls. And we're reading it mid episode, we're like, so wait, he's off the show. It was like 935. You know what would have been nuts? Since there was a promo of Jesse Palmer,
Starting point is 00:40:59 basically looking like he was kicking Logan out, being like, pack your bags. Imagine he hooked up with the girl from the date and got COVID and they were like, you're out of here. Get out of here, Logan. You're gone. It's so confusing on, they really, I guess they really didn't want to divulge on any information of their protocols or what they had to do.
Starting point is 00:41:17 Like, nothing. It was just like he's done. And then Gabby had three roses to give out. I don't know. Very bizarre. Spencer's not getting one of those. Yeah, super bizarre. Rachel's group dates.
Starting point is 00:41:29 They had to lift some cheese. Strong Man Competition, Avin, Ethan, Tino, and Tyler. Tino, see, this is what is also starting to worry me about Tino. Because when he's after the date saying, like, I did everything right, all these things, and you go back and think about what he did on the date, it's like, mm, we're those moves more calculated than it seemed?
Starting point is 00:41:57 Like, when they saw Rachel, he sprinted. He wanted to be the first one. He's hit his mark. Yeah, exactly. That's what I'm saying. Now I'm like, oh, shit. Like, is that, are those calculated actions now? He's a tape down for him.
Starting point is 00:42:11 Yeah, you know, you hit your mark. Yeah. The hooju has to happen right here. And so... The what? The hug jump. Isn't that what they call it? Isn't that what the contestants call it?
Starting point is 00:42:23 I've never heard that. We call it the run and jump, but like, the contestants, I think it's called like a... The whoju? Whoju? Maybe they should rework that. I don't know Feels offensive Oh oh I didn't even
Starting point is 00:42:37 I'm the only one who You just offended our Our producer H-U That didn't even cross my mind Until you said That should be offensive I'm like oh Jew I guess
Starting point is 00:42:47 I think that's what they call it The who Jew Who Jew Who Jew I make That is what they call it All right Here's a
Starting point is 00:42:58 Excuse your language tonight Here's a video from last year The title is Tyler Cameron explains No wonder she wants to bring him back so bad Okay, yeah That's um
Starting point is 00:43:12 Tyler Cameron explains Yeah I like actually like that for the For what it is in the show That makes sense It's a short inversion That's weird that this spell it J-E-W Yeah, it is weird
Starting point is 00:43:24 And it's weird I also heard that I'm kidding I got that out Cut that out. Anyway, Tino nailed that. So just really crushed his mark. And he is really going hard.
Starting point is 00:43:55 He wins the cheese lifting competition. You wouldn't have thought it when they first took their shirts off. God, you were. so hung up on this. Well, we discussed there was some of objectifying going on from the peanut gallery. Yeah, there was. It's, yeah, he just... At the end of the day, they're all very handsome fellows. They are.
Starting point is 00:44:11 And they were all shredded. Yeah. For the most part. And then Tino, who I think we all assumed when he popped the top, it was going to be pretty standard. I think he popped up that lid. I think you were kind of assuming like a tower camera situation. 100%. And it just wasn't that way. But he ended up winning the strongman competition.
Starting point is 00:44:29 So it's like, who's really, the strongest. It's Tina. The other guys just were fucking red. Did you rather be really strong or look shredded? I'd rather just look shredded. Exactly. Yeah, that's probably the answer because how many times do you really have the opportunity to show off
Starting point is 00:44:47 how strong you're going to? I'm like pulling cars off of people? I'd rather just look good. You know, but like would whatever. I'm so tired of just talking. I'm going to send us down a path. I don't want to whatever. No, I was just going to ask a hypothetical. It's so pointless at this point. Let's just get on with the fucking
Starting point is 00:45:03 recast that was an inner battle that you really just had like I was about to bring it up and I said why how long did it take? What? How long could it take? It couldn't take that long
Starting point is 00:45:15 It was just a stupid question though And then now she's just I'm talking about stupid All right here I'm asking All right well what if you had a girlfriend or something And it mattered to her how strong you were You're yelling it's okay It's really it is okay
Starting point is 00:45:28 And what? Like you could show her how strong you are but not like in terms of like picking her up you're not gonna make him go stand and see how many wheels of cheese he can hold
Starting point is 00:45:41 right and you if you look shredded people are like whoa sometimes I just like to play devil's advocate I have never been in a situation where I've been like honey can you
Starting point is 00:45:51 go pick up that table and then and then oh so strong you go pick up the dresser now yeah I don't know like I think even if I'm shredded I can open a pickle jar
Starting point is 00:46:01 yeah yeah but if if they get to another level of strength that's just not practical yeah yeah I would have I'm gonna end this recap in about 30 seconds please do all right guys so I'm having fun people are like everyone's drunk kind of sounds like yeah no we're actually completely so we're all drinking waters water and then people be like we're so high then I'm like no I'm really not rea might mean she might have a sugar high right now from her frozen yogurt. We did. We were,
Starting point is 00:46:33 I talked you into a medium froyo. Yeah, I was like, I'm gonna get a small you were like, and I was like,
Starting point is 00:46:38 fine, bro, I got a medium. They were bad. Now our tummies are rolling. Yeah. Yeah. The, I was going to say,
Starting point is 00:46:45 oh, Tyler, Tyler's falling in love with Rachel. He gets the rose. Tyler's got no fucking shot. He's got. A little pipsqueak. No shot.
Starting point is 00:46:52 I disagree with that. I think he has a zero percent chance. I think Tyler is adorable and I said it. I just, there's no like these sexual chemistry.
Starting point is 00:47:00 is just not there. That's fair. In my personal opinion. But I'm excited for a New Jersey hometown next week. We're going to get one since he got that rose. We saw Tino have his attitude. They called him a babyback bitch, which I loved. And then for the rose ceremony, Gabby only had three roses because Logan's gone off
Starting point is 00:47:22 the show. He has COVID-19. He is no longer on this show, apparently. Spencer's like, wait a second. And it's like disqualified because he got. I'm also like imagine What if they're the loves of their life? In Spencer's case
Starting point is 00:47:35 Like he's like Oh shit Logan's gone Like I'm getting in a hometown Four four roses She doesn't She knows it's not you that much She's like I actually only need three roses I'm just gonna need three of those bad boys tonight
Starting point is 00:47:45 And Spencer sent home So Gabby's having hometown dates with Eric Jason and Johnny Johnny Johnny kind of a wild card I don't know I think he's done after this one I think it's going to be Eric and Jason
Starting point is 00:47:58 And then Rachel is Aventino, Zach, and Tyler are her four hometown dates. As of right now, it just feels like things are looking pretty good for Rachel. I don't really know if there's, well, there's going to be a bump for sure. I just don't know what it is yet. It's a strong four for Rachel.
Starting point is 00:48:21 Yeah, those boys all really like her. She's definitely getting engaged. But I feel like somebody's, somebody's going to get cold feet or something's going to happen. One of them has to. It happens every season. Like four of them right now seems so Avin.
Starting point is 00:48:33 Ready to propose. I think it's going to be Avin because we haven't seen enough from him. I would go, I would either say Avin or Tino have some kind of meltdown and leave. No, Tino's got to hit his marks. I don't know, but maybe Tino, maybe Teno gets so nervous and he says my mark is going to be
Starting point is 00:48:51 throwing a bitch thing and out of here. Bachelor. Yeah. Although you don't really become the bachelor when you leave yourself. You got to be sent home. Yeah, you're right Because it needs to be like Kind of a sad story
Starting point is 00:49:02 Yeah So maybe he's already By being like sad right now Yeah No but like when they leave themselves It's like oh I don't think Tino's getting cold feet I'm not gonna lie
Starting point is 00:49:10 Okay I don't think so We've never had a bachelor That sent themselves home And then becomes a bachelor Yeah I haven't I off the top of my head
Starting point is 00:49:18 I can't think of one It makes sense But I would have thought That would have happened Somewhere down the line Um Yeah I don't think Tino's gonna get cold feet
Starting point is 00:49:26 I don't think we've seen enough of Avin and Rachel. No, they, no, but they do, I do think you have a good connection. But that's what we're saying with the two, the two bachelorette situation is just, it feels that we're getting half seasons. Like, no, none of these relationships
Starting point is 00:49:42 feel as far along as they normally do when it's one boucherette. And maybe that's just of our viewer's perspective because we do really do only see half. It's, you know, half the time is Rachel's guys, half the time is Gabby's guys. So it's like, as a viewer,
Starting point is 00:49:58 we don't get to see everything that's happening, they probably have better relationships than we are assuming at this point. Yeah. Because we only get to see half of it. Hometowns are next week, folks. Seven of them.
Starting point is 00:50:14 It's a lot of hometowns. A lot of people. A lot of parents. A lot of uncles. One famous one to be exact. Uncle Patty. Uncle Patrick. Uncle Patrick Moore, Burton.
Starting point is 00:50:25 At Zach's hometown. And I'm curious if his parents are, Parents will be there if it's just going to be famous uncle. It'll be very interesting. They will be. They really just threw that in there. We just, we watched that preview. I couldn't tell you a single thing that happened in that preview besides they flashed that man's face on the screen.
Starting point is 00:50:44 We all went, wait a second. We know that guy. We don't know from where, but we know him. We were like, wait a second, that guy's famous. Wasn't he on a sitcom at one point? Yes. I got to look it up. He was definitely on a sitcom.
Starting point is 00:50:55 Was he on like according to Jim or something? You know, that's why I know him Might be it I think that might be it What's his name? Patrick Warber No, no, Rules of Engagement Yeah, that's what it was
Starting point is 00:51:06 Yep, yep Rules of engagement Oh, this guy So David Spade Probably talked to him a little bit Oh, maybe he's just a big fan Of the show You know?
Starting point is 00:51:15 Cronk's new group Rules of Engagement Was David Spade I thought No, no, I know You should earlier I was gonna be like Don't you do that right now
Starting point is 00:51:22 No, I'm pretty sure Rules of Engagement was David Spade, right? He was in Ted? Rules of Engagement was, yes, David Spade. Oh, I was thinking of David Spade's Just Shoot Me. Two couples and their single friend deal with the complications of dating, promise, and marriage. He was also in two episodes of fairly odd parents.
Starting point is 00:51:47 Look at this. He has that voice. Oh, he was in Get Smart. He has had... NB movie. This guy's pretty successful. That's Kim possible. I think he's like, I mean, he's got that voice.
Starting point is 00:51:57 He does. He's got that voice. Oh, yeah, he wasn't. Built for animation. He's the next door neighbor. Yeah. You're so right. He was on Seinfeld.
Starting point is 00:52:07 Yeah, he was. Wait. David Putty on Seinfeld. Yeah, dude. He's the guy, he's Elaine's boyfriend for a few seasons. Yeah. Yeah. Yep.
Starting point is 00:52:14 He does the paint. Yep. The devils. Yep. Yes. Yeah. That's. Wow.
Starting point is 00:52:20 We're really pumped up to see Uncle Patrick. I'm very excited now. We're like his biggest fans. We could probably get him on the podcast after this. Let's, let's talk about Zach. Yeah. With Uncle Patrick. That'd be awesome.
Starting point is 00:52:33 Oh. But it does, I did say when we're, the connection makes sense. Zach also has a very distinct voice. Must run in the family. True. Like he has that low, booming voice. Very low. Very low.
Starting point is 00:52:45 It's a nice voice. Okay. Now we really are, I don't have anything else to say. Hometowns are next week. Anything else? Nope. Okay. I'm good.
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Starting point is 00:54:49 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to another game of beat, Ria and Fran. This is game 45. and we are joined by the lovely and Sophia and just finished a half marathon while her lovely friend and roommate Sophia made her a beautiful sign that Rian Fran
Starting point is 00:55:18 we're going to be at the finish line and we weren't at the time but now we are here. We are now here playing trivia so I'm sure the half marathon was worth it now. Made it. Made it to Rian Fran just a couple days later.
Starting point is 00:55:33 I love it. Congratulations. I'm never in my life would I be able to run even around the block so no any anytime anybody runs marathon half marathon I'm very impressed so good for you and welcome to the show ladies thank you thanks for having us excited to be here yeah even like the even like the kids like 5k I'm like no can't no good no ma'am no ma'am absolutely not yeah okay so beat ria and fran here are the rules there's going to be 15 questions whoever is the most points at the end when If you get a question wrong, the other team can steal and to determine who is going to go first. Noah is going to give us a movie. We're going to guess the Rotten Tomatoes critic score. Whoever is the closest will get to go first, which is definitely an advantage, I think.
Starting point is 00:56:23 And we'll alternate. So we each get one guess and we'll go back and forth. So Noah, what is today's movie? Wait, before Noah goes, I want to say, I want it all. record, I do have a pen and a journal in hand. So if it looks like I'm looking off camera, I want it to be known. Should that be allowed? To have a pen and paper? Yeah, I feel like that's not allowed. I was kind of wondering that. Why wouldn't that be allowed? I don't know to like write down answers or like to visualize answers. Yeah, but like that you can use however you,
Starting point is 00:56:59 I feel like we never said anything against it. Also, you're on my team. What I'd be in? No, I know. I'm just saying we've never done it and no guest has ever done it. Well, Sophia and... You can write down anything you want. It's not giving you information. If you want to write down a piece of paper and get it, then go for it. I know, but sometimes it is... You definitely can.
Starting point is 00:57:18 I guess now we'll make it a rule that you can write you down if you want. I think it's easier to visualize things. Like, if you know, if you gave a question, like, rank these people from tallest to shortest to write them down and look at it, it's actually very helpful. Well, then maybe people are going to have to... Start using journals and pens. I don't know. Buy the Tiction of the office.
Starting point is 00:57:38 I guess so. I guess so. All right. Well, I didn't know it was going to be such a problem. But if you guys want to use pens and papers, please go ahead and use them. And I will be using mine as well. Well, you know how people get with cheating. I guess I'm honestly, I'm just more used to the dozen.
Starting point is 00:57:53 Our fans don't react the way the fans of the dozen react. But cheating, like even if you just look out of the frame for two seconds, people think you're cheating. Well, that's why I warned. Yes. So I'm not cheating. You could be lying. I'm not lying. You're on my team.
Starting point is 00:58:09 What is going on? I just want it to be fair. All right. All right. Today's movie is Greece. You know, in honor of... Yes. In honor of Noah never seeing Greece.
Starting point is 00:58:25 Oh, no. Exactly. Well, I think I did, maybe. So do you want me to go first? Yeah, you can go. Okay. I'm going to go high, like, 92. 64.
Starting point is 00:58:49 I'm going to go 45. The old movies are hard, because it's like people go back and re-review them for rotten tomatoes, because obviously rotten tomatoes didn't exist. I'm going to go, what did you say, Rhea? 64. I'm going to go 79. Fran is the closest. 76.
Starting point is 00:59:20 Wow. That's a good score for Greece, I think. Yeah, it is. I think that's an appropriate score. I agree. I agree. All right. Question number one,
Starting point is 00:59:29 Therri and Fran. Shout out, Rosanna from Santon Domingo, Dominican Republic. Oh, cool. Roseanne. Which female singer is the narrator
Starting point is 00:59:45 in Harry Styles' adore you music video? What singer? Yes. 15 seconds. There's a narrator? Yeah. I would have never remember that if the question didn't include it, but... Five seconds.
Starting point is 01:00:14 Does jolt my memory. It's a very fast clock. Time is up. Okay. Shockingly fast. No answer, I guess. All right, to Sophie and Angie. All right. I definitely haven't seen this. I've never seen it either. I don't think it would be like Taylor Swift.
Starting point is 01:00:39 I feel like they're not in good terms. You have anything? Oh, man. Ten seconds. Taylor Swift? All right, that's the answer. Incorrect. The correct answer is Rosalia.
Starting point is 01:01:07 I would never got that. You knew Taylor and Harry had a tip. I know. I know. I know. something else there. I knew they had a tip. I like throwing out a guest, though.
Starting point is 01:01:17 Yeah. All right. Still zero, question number two, to Sophie and Angie. Shout out Marissa from Ontario, Canada. What was Justin Bieber's original YouTube name? Oh my gosh.
Starting point is 01:01:33 I know this. This is you. Kid Raul. Final answer. Final answer. Correct. Yes. Good job. I would have never gotten that great YouTube channel.
Starting point is 01:01:47 Fran, you knew it? Yeah, I didn't know that. All right. 1-0, Sophie and Angie. This is question number three to Rianne. Fran. Shout out Emily from New Jersey. How many Harry-style songs reference food or drinks in the title?
Starting point is 01:02:06 Watermelon sugar, Kiwi, Cherry, sushi restaurant, so that's four. What is it? Question, just food? Food or drinks. Food or drinks. Ten seconds. I'm going to go, I'm going to go six for safety.
Starting point is 01:02:34 Yeah, I'm good with that. Six. Incorrect. Shocking. So, Angie. All right. I can't think of any more. Can you?
Starting point is 01:02:46 I feel like we should. should go five or four. There's definitely like one about a drink we're not thinking of. Okay. Let's do five. I can't think of it, but. Okay. All right, five.
Starting point is 01:02:59 Correct. Ah, shit. It's Kiwi, watermelon sugar, cherry, great juice. Great juice. Oh, shit. Ria, you added one too many for safety. Yeah. Yeah, I just thought that there must be one I'm not thinking of or two.
Starting point is 01:03:16 All right, two nothing now, Sophie and Angie. This is question number four to them. Shout out Kristen from Boston. Kanye West lists five types of lights in a row in his song, All of the Lights. Name three out of the five types of lights. Okay. Do you know any off the bat?
Starting point is 01:03:37 Okay, it's like... Strobe lights? Strobe. Maybe neon? I don't know. Flashing lights? Okay. strobe flashing.
Starting point is 01:03:51 I'm thinking like spotlight. Yeah. Ten seconds. Strobe flashing spotlight. Yeah. Okay. Let's do that. Final answer.
Starting point is 01:04:06 That's correct. Nice. Strobe, uh, flash, it's cop lights, flashlights. It's flashlights. I would say flashing lights or no? I, I, I had flashlights, not flashing lights. Flashlight, spotlights, seroblights, streetlights. I don't know, though.
Starting point is 01:04:31 I mean, flashing flashlights. Flashing lights and flashlights are different things. They are. Yeah, that is true. Because also what he's listing. Think about it this way, Noah. If we said, if we said flashlights, if me and Reyes said flashlights, would you have taken it? If we said flashing lights, he'd be like, eh.
Starting point is 01:04:55 He would have, I think he would have said, no. All right, should I just, like, cancel that question and just add another then? Sure, why not at the hosts in discretion? Well, yeah, I just... If flashing lights and flashlights weren't different, then I would give them that, but they are different. They are different, different, different, different, different, different, different If flashlights didn't exist. Who knows?
Starting point is 01:05:26 Okay. That's true. All right. So should I just ask this new question back to them then? Go ahead. This is question number four still. Yep. Shout out Marin from San Francisco. Who was the musical guest when Kim Kardashian hosted S&O?
Starting point is 01:05:45 Oh, I should know this. Do you know? I'm like I can look kind of picture I'm like blanking so many times and that's it uh
Starting point is 01:06:01 wait wait was it not Kanye is that really dumb no it's not um I can't even think wasn't their talk is up
Starting point is 01:06:13 no answer alright Tari and Fran was it Halsey I think it was Halsey I think it was Halsey Let's go Halsey Yep. Alzy, final answer. Correct.
Starting point is 01:06:27 Wow. Nice. All right. 2-1, Sophie and Angie. This is question number five to re-enfranch. Shout out Emily from New Jersey again. What was the name of the stuffed animal that belly had in her room in the summer I turned pretty? A lot of summer I turn pretty trivia.
Starting point is 01:06:53 The stuffed animal, I didn't even remember her having one. Is it the name or the animal itself? The name. Oh, I don't know. Lucky? No clue. Lucky. Okay.
Starting point is 01:07:13 Incorrect. What was the hesitation there? I was like, wait, did I get it? I don't know. Okay. You're wrong. Try again. All right.
Starting point is 01:07:27 I know it's a polar bear. Oh, I thought it was a rabbit. No, it's a polar bear. And I want to say, like, Snowflake, like, it's something wintery, but I don't. I'm not positive, but I know what it is. I have nothing better. So, okay. Snowflake.
Starting point is 01:07:51 Incorrect. Junior Mint. Oh, that makes sense. Let me tell you something. I don't recall that at all. Not at, like, not even a little bit. What are you going to do? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:08:07 All right. Question number six. Shout out, Alexis from Dallas. And this is to Sophie and Angie. Name four celebrities named Jason. Okay. I first think Jason Tatum. Okay.
Starting point is 01:08:27 Listen. Oh, wait. Yeah, yeah. So Boston. I know. So Boston. I'm blinking. 15 seconds.
Starting point is 01:08:39 Do you have any? This is my favorite When people just Their brain freezes I keep wanting to say like Justin names Me too, me too Three seconds Jason
Starting point is 01:08:51 Time is up Okay we stink We're in front Jason Sadecas Jason Sadecas Oh my God Jason Tatum Fine we'll throw that in there
Starting point is 01:09:02 Jason Jason Maraz Okay And then Jason Tartick Is he's consider to select? Oh, that's a tough call. I would say no. I mean, if we're going to go, if we're going to go basketball players, I'm going Jason Kit. Oh, okay. Cool. All right. Two, like, two basketball players. Okay.
Starting point is 01:09:25 Sometimes I mean, pull them out of nowhere. When one basketball player comes out, that I just started thinking basketball players. Can you think of any, like, bigger Jason's? Jason Siegel. Oh, yeah, Jason Segal. Ah, Jason Segal. That's a good Jason. That's hilarious. The three Jason Tatum, Jason Kidd, Jason Tartick come to mine. All right. Hey, it counts. Tied up at two now. This is question number seven to re-enfranchised out of Abby from Boston.
Starting point is 01:09:58 In the movie The Hunger Games, what actor plays Katness's fashion stylist? What actress? What kind of fucking question is this? Hold on. Hold on, hold on. Repeat the question. In the movie The Hunger Games, who plays Katvitz's fashion stylist? Fuck, is it Lenny Kravitz?
Starting point is 01:10:26 I think it's Lenny Kravitz. Yeah, yeah, Lenny Kravitz. Final answer. Correct. Thank you. Laria's like so pissed with the question. I can't remember the last time I saw The Hunger Games. That's why I was so thrown off.
Starting point is 01:10:38 Like, what? By the way, Jason DeRua would be a famous Jason. Oh, shit. Yeah, that's a bad. Sorry, Jason. Jason. That's a tough one. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:10:50 Jason Alexander. Jason Alexander. You're in, you know. All right. Did you look up Jason? Yeah. I was famous Jason. Okay.
Starting point is 01:11:01 Question number eight, and it is three to Rian Fran. Shout to Abby from Boston again. And this question is to Sophie and Angie. What song does Sandra Bullock's character sing in the proposal during the dancing and chanting scene. Okay, I can picture it. They're in the woods. Well, I just thought it was like a chant.
Starting point is 01:11:32 I didn't think there was a song. Why did my brain just say, like, milkshake? Maybe. Ten seconds. We can go with it. I don't think I have any solid answer. Okay, milkshake, final answer. Incorrect.
Starting point is 01:11:51 Is it yeah by Usher? What's the, um, Ria, what's the song? Is it to the window, to the wall? Yeah,
Starting point is 01:11:59 is that the name of the song? Is that it? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. To the window. Yeah. To the wall.
Starting point is 01:12:06 To the wall. To the sweat, drop down. Oh, that's just, they sing it. That's that song. Yeah. That's, yeah. I don't, I don't think it is.
Starting point is 01:12:15 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's hitch. Oh, okay. To the wall.
Starting point is 01:12:23 Time is up, time is up. Window to the wall. To the window to the wall. There's not the name of a song. Okay, well, that's the song. Incorrect. The correct answer is get low. Get low.
Starting point is 01:12:34 Yes, and that's... By Lil John. You're on to sign language. But I'm right. That's the song, yes? I love that Rio thought that the window to the wall was yeah. She kept saying that.
Starting point is 01:12:45 I was like, it's not the song. They came out around the same time. Get low. Oh, God. I wish I knew the name of that song. I could have sang the whole thing. Okay. Still 3-2, Rian Fran.
Starting point is 01:12:57 Logan. I should have just sang the beginning of To the wind. To the window. Oh, God damn it. Okay. Question number nine. Three-two, Rian-Fran. Shout out to Sarah and Melanie from Orlando.
Starting point is 01:13:08 And this is to Ria and Fran. Finish the next line to the Tipped and commercial song in the Sweet Lick and Cody. I'm going to say three lines and you give me the next line. Ria, if you don't get it. That's literally Ria's question. When you stay at the Tipton, the good times they never stop because you're the star when you travel far. Because you're the star when you travel far.
Starting point is 01:13:35 The food is always gourmet. Yeah? That's right. Is that final answer? Yeah. Correct. Deserve that. And you sounded beautiful.
Starting point is 01:13:50 Thank you. You're welcome. All right. Four to Ray and Fran. This question is to Sophia and Angie and I'm going to play a movie clip
Starting point is 01:14:00 and you tell me what it's from. What sort of acting do you do? Films, mainly. Oh, splendid. Oh, well done. How's the pay in movies? I mean, last film you did.
Starting point is 01:14:15 What did you get paid? $15 million. Right. That's the clip. Uh, I have no. I don't even recognize the voices. Fran's got it. Oh, you guys know it.
Starting point is 01:14:36 I don't know. Wait, what? I have no answer. 10 seconds. I got nothing. I actually have nothing. All right. Tari and Fran.
Starting point is 01:14:56 Notting Hill. Final answer. Correct. I was going to guess pretty woman. That's, well, Julia Roberts, once you hear her voice, is pretty distinct. Yeah. Ria, have you ever seen Notting Hill? No.
Starting point is 01:15:10 That's why I was going to guess Pretty Woman. Great movie. Great movie. Have you ever seen Pretty Woman? Yes. Yes. Also a great movie. I don't know if I've seen the whole thing straight through, but I've seen it.
Starting point is 01:15:23 All right. 5-2-Ree and Fran. This is question number 11 to Rehan, a Harry Potter question. Oh, fucking hell. Shout out Amber from Edmonton. What Harry Potter movie do Harry and and you have their first kissing. The...
Starting point is 01:15:44 The third one. No, no. I don't know. I'm just taking a wild guess. And I want a name of the movie. Ten seconds. Five. Half blood prints. Harry Potter and the Half blood prints.
Starting point is 01:16:14 Correct. Oh, thank God. Fucking God. All right. Six two. Oh, man. How did we want to, how do we take that with you? That was, you guys?
Starting point is 01:16:28 That kind of crept up. Ever since Noah fucked up the flashing lights question. Blame him. It was his fault. Downhill from there. Well, you would have got that question anyway. You ended up getting that question right. The new one, you would have gotten the lights one right, too.
Starting point is 01:16:44 All right. They can still get the final four right to tie it. Question number 12. Sophia and Angie. Shout out Emily from New Jersey. put these late night talk shows in order from oldest to newest premier date Andy Cohen, Jimmy Fallon, James Corden, Jimmy Kimmel Okay, I feel like one of the jimmies would be the oldest
Starting point is 01:17:14 It's Andy, Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, and James Corden. I want to say Jimmy Fallon. And then you can, we can change this, but Jimmy Fallon, Andy, Cohen, Jimmy Kimmel, James Corden. I would go Jimmy Kimmel. First? I was up. So it's the final answer.
Starting point is 01:17:46 All right. Jimmy Fallon, Andy Cohen, Jimmy Kimmel, James Corden. Incorrect. I think, I think Angie's on the right track. I think Kimmel's the oldest. I think he's been on the longest. I would go, I would switch, I would switch the Jimys. I think Kimmel's been on longer. I think it be Kimmel, Andy, Fallon, James Corden. Do you think Andy was before James Fallon?
Starting point is 01:18:17 Jimmy Fallon? Sir James Fallon. Yeah. All right, five seconds. Yeah, I kind of do. Andy Cohen, James Fallon, James Gordon. Final answer, correct. Jamie Campbell is 2003.
Starting point is 01:18:40 Andy Cohen was 2009. Andy's been on a long time. Wow. Yeah, 2009. Jimmy Fallon, 2014, James Gordon, 2015. Yeah, Jimmy Fallon deceivingly has not done the tonight show for that long. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:18:54 All right, 7-2, Rianne. This question is to them. Shout out Kathleen M from Owings Mills, Maryland. Name this year, Glee premiered, Love the Way You Lie by Eminem and Rihanna is released, and Lady Gaga wore her infamous METress. This is to... This is ours.
Starting point is 01:19:24 2009. I'm stuck between 2000. I think in 2009. Let's... My gut was going to say 2008. I think 2008. No, 2009. Let's go 2009.
Starting point is 01:19:41 2009. Incorrect. Shit. All right. I automatically went 2009, too. I would say, 2008 or 2010? Like, I feel like I was, like, actually using Twitter and stuff when the meat dress was out. And we were only, like, 13.
Starting point is 01:19:59 No, well, we'd be 14 in 2010. 10 seconds. I like that reasoning. Does that work? Yeah, 2010. Correct. Shit. Nice, Oaf.
Starting point is 01:20:14 I was trying to pay a belief to what year in high school I was in, which I guess. I was in seventh grade when Love the way July came out. Yeah. All right. 7-3 ran friend. This is question number 14. to Sophia and Angie. Shout out Emily from New Jersey.
Starting point is 01:20:35 Yeah. Sometimes someone just sends a batch of great questions. Emily's put in the work. On Parks and Rick, what was the name of the song Andy wrote for Lil Sebastian? Oh, I've watched all of this, but that's tough. Did you watch it, Ange? Like here and there.
Starting point is 01:21:00 I can't. I want to say something with like Ponzi in it, because I think that's where they, the town is, but I don't know if that's anything to do with that. 10 seconds. I'll just go with the Ponzi song. Incorrect. It's a re-enthran. It's a song Andy writes for Lil' Sebastian. Wasn't it about like a horse?
Starting point is 01:21:25 Well, Lil' Sebastian is a horse. Well, he's a miniature horse. But I can, like, is this song just called Bye Bye Bye Little Sebastian? Yes. Bye, bye, little Sebastian. And then it's kind of like a candle in the wind type vibe. Five seconds. I think we go with that.
Starting point is 01:21:46 Bye, bye, bye, little Sebastian. Incorrect. Oh, what's the actual name of it? 5,000 candles in the wind. Oh. I was pretty close between me saying, bye, by, little Sebastian. and it's a take on candle in the winds. Okay.
Starting point is 01:22:05 Well, final question. And this is Sarian Fran. Great song. Question number 15. Abby from Iowa. Dubois. Is that how you say it? Dubuque.
Starting point is 01:22:18 Dubuque. Dubuque. I'm actually going to a wedding there in a couple weeks. There you go. Thank God, Anj is here. Yeah. All right. In Gilmore Girls,
Starting point is 01:22:30 Miss Kim says what phrase after someone buys something from her antique store? I've never watched Girl More Girls. After someone buys it? Or while they're in the store? After someone buys it. You've no idea. I can't remember. No returns.
Starting point is 01:23:03 Final sale? Time is up. I know she says something to customers while they're in the store. But that's not after. To Sophie and Angie. Uh, I want to say like, come again soon. Yeah, I don't know. I barely watch go more girls, so.
Starting point is 01:23:27 Okay, final answer. Come again soon. Uh, not bad, but no. It's, uh, we appreciate your business. Okay. Right track. All right. Ray and Fran win seven three.
Starting point is 01:23:41 We appreciate that. Wow. That one really shocked me. I'm not going to lie. Didn't feel like we were going to win that one. You ran with the lead. You guys were great competitors. Thank you so much for joining us.
Starting point is 01:23:52 Once again, congrats to Ange on running her half marathon. Absolute superstar. Congrats to Sophia for being a great friend and making her a great sign. A great artist. An artist and a runner. Yes, she is. A great combination. Thank you guys.
Starting point is 01:24:09 Thank you. And before you guys leave, could you just send me your address and sizes so we could send you some. Yeah, we got some merch. We want to send you guys. Love it. Bye, guys. So nice meet.
Starting point is 01:24:24 Thank you guys. Thank you guys again.

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