Chicks in the Office - Best of 2019 ft. Jonas Brothers, Dylan Barbour & Bella Thorne

Episode Date: December 26, 2019

CITO Merch > http://bit.ly/citomerch. Three of our favorite interviews of the year: Bella Thorne – talking everything from her new book, including a lot of serious personal experiences, her weed company, Tana & Jake Paul + more (2:39-28:38). Bachelor in Paradise finale recap with the newly engaged Dylan Barbour (+ Trent) – talking his relationship with Hannah, BTS of 'The Bachelorette' & 'BIP.' PLUS Tyler C stops by the studio to sit on the floor & chime in + we FaceTime Demi! (30:30-1:36:39). Our interview with the Jonas Brothers (1:38:50-2:08:59). Follow us on Instagram @chicksintheoffice and on Twitter @chicksintheoff + subscribe to our Snapchat show > http://bit.ly/thegroupchat & our YouTube > http://bit.ly/CITOYOUTUBE.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/chicks-in-the-office

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We talked about this last podcast. We are not going to have a real full podcast because everybody's taking a break. We're taking a break. the celebrities are taking a break. It's the holidays. So we're going to give you a little present. And it's our three favorite interviews of the year.

Of course, we got the Jonas Brothers. I mean, given. Have to put that in. We also have our episode with Dylan, which we thought was amazing. You guys loved that it was funny. We had to put a little bachelor stuff in there. I had to put some bachelor stuff in there. And then we also have Bella Thorne, which, you know, we love Bella Thorne.

We were very excited to interview her. It was one of the first people we ever started talking about together. So we want to put Bella in there. Yeah. And she's always, it's always, it's always a, it's always interesting. It's always a ride. Always. So if you haven't heard it, you should definitely listen to it.

So let's get into it, starting off with Bellet Thorne. We are joined by a very special guest, Bella Thorne. What's that, Bella? I'm about it too. I'm about it. What I'm not about is how tall this mic? is right now. I'm just like, I feel so awkward. There you go.

Our producer, I know is fixing it. Aw. That's so sweet. Thanks. Thanks. Because I'm just, clearly I don't I don't know how to do it either. When? Awesome. All right, we're all set. All right, your new book, The Life of a Wannaby mogul, it's out

July 23rd, but it's at number one now for a few weeks. It's been there for like, I think we're going on a month ish. I don't know. Nobody's counting for me. What do I got to do all the work? Well, it's just amazing because we honestly thought that the book was out already. I thought the book was out. It's not even out yet. And people are so excited about it. I was worried I wasn't going to sell 6,000 copies to be able to contend for a New York Times bestseller.

So I'm pretty, pretty surprised and happy as well. Why did you want to write this book? Well, originally I needed some money. Yeah, fair. I actually wrote these other two books, all handwritten. I wrote them over like three tours or something. I left them on a Delta flight. Oh, my God.

Oh, no. And they didn't, they couldn't find it for you. And so they're forever to be a loss, like in the abyss, never to be appreciated. Somebody totally has them and they're like, this is amazing and they just kept it. I mean, if they have it and they got some real shape. or like years from now there's going to be a tell all Bella Thorne book just from this person. They have some pole rides in there.

They got a lot of things in there. There's a lot of things in there. So where did you write this book? I wrote this while I was shooting the show. I was on set and I wrote it in two weeks on a typewriter. So I was just walking around set or the big ass typewriter just literally like oh yeah, no, I can walk over there. Yeah, you're going to put a mark down? Cool, cool. Just carrying your typewriter everywhere. And what?

And what, so a lot of it is poetry, right? Mm-hmm. What inspired that? Well, after I wrote the first two books, I was like, I'm not rewriting them. So then I was like, fuck me, what do I do? And then I knew I wanted to call it mental disarray. And so I was like, hmm, mental disarray. What's that?

So you came up with that name first, and then you're like, all right. How do I explain mental disarray? I literally always do that. It is very catchy. Yeah, I have to say, I was, I mean, I'm captivated by it. I also don't know what it means. What does it mean to you now? Literally, mental disarray.

My mind in this book is, it's like, it made sense that this is the first one in the series because this one explains how literally my mental disarray, my whole brain and things that are in there and just shunt and packed it in there. Yeah. And so it will, Then I was like, well, that's, that's, that's perfect start of it because the whole series is not about, like, poetry.

It's not actually poetry base. It's more about how to be a mogul. Yeah. The life of a want to be a mogul. How to literally do shit that people were like, you couldn't do that. And then you were like, oh, watch me. So cool. Right.

What are some of the main points in the book that, like you said, you're like, I did this? Um, well, I mean, I don't talk about it in this one, but in the, um, but in the, you know, third book, it would be the fact that I never learned how to read and I learned how to read from reading scripts. I never learned how to count and I learned how to count from counting my dad's cash, so I'm obsessed with money and literal cash. I didn't know how to dance. I had two left feet and I couldn't even bounce on the same rhythm and I did a dance show about dancing. I was tone deaf and I own a record label and I'm signed with Sony as an artist and I can fucking sing on I was a hell like a bitch ass now.

So fuck with me. Fuck yeah. Like I had literally $200 to my name basically when I turned 18 and I bought a house by the time I was 19. Everybody told me you were not going to be able to do that. Watch me. Everyone said you can't buy another house. I said watch me. 21 bought another one.

Like, you know, I just like you tell me I can't like, you know, literally I never learned how to write a script. I'm writing a series now and I've got it just attached an Oscar winner to play my mom. I'm out here just like literally doing shit that you were like, that's impossible. You can't. Here's how you do it. Right. This is how you do it.

And it's literally is basically a step by step of how to do it, envision it, do it, the steps, the mental training that you have to do to really keep all this on your plate. You know, the seven passive incomes to becoming a billionaire. There's a lot that goes in the whole life of a wannabe mogul. But that's the third book. And the first one is more of just like all. all my fucked up shit and my mind and the way I think about things and the way I see things and the way I saw things that I don't see them now like that anymore.

And that's why I put a lot of dates throughout the book. So you can see some of the shits were it when I first turned 18. And, you know, I'm like 18 to 19 was a really interesting year for me to kind of figure my shit out and who I wanted to be and who I did not want to be anymore. And so that there's a lot of dates that I had to put in there so that people know. Yeah. When you figure it out. Yeah, yeah.

This is alt. Okay, I don't think this anymore. Right. And so, yeah, it was just, it was an interesting process. I shed some tears while writing it. I've shed tears while reading it out loud. Yeah. It almost sounds like a little diary entry, like, which is really cool.

It's out there like that, yeah. Yeah, yeah. It's definitely in that vibe. Your thoughts in that moment on the page. And it's all spelled so wrong that you're like, oh, like, there's no. I didn't let an editor touch one piece of it. So you're just like, wow, this is real. When Tanner read it, she was like, she didn't even read the whole thing.

She just read like, I think maybe a chapter-ish worth. She was like, whoa, B, I don't even know like a lot of this shit about you. Like, what the fuck? Are you sure you want to even put this out there? Right, right. We don't even talk about some of this stuff. And I'm like, yeah, I want to open a book. I'm reading me, bitch.

Right. So you're just being completely real with your fans. just being real with yourself because like you said when you were 18 is that when you were like fuck this person who people want me to be I'm going to be myself yeah well it was more of like who do I even want to be right is the person that everyone wants me to be can I be that person because it would work better for me people like that person so much I would make more money being that stupid fucking person but yet it took me a while to be like I literally can't be though that's exhausting I can't be this thing

I'm just too lazy to keep up with that and I'm not a liar I've been a liar so long I refuse to lie so then it would be like I have to lie to be not who I am to be some this other fucking person

that would make me more money and that bitch is so annoying over there that bell of thorn bitch yeah right but you're just being yourself now and you're getting shit done being yourself I mean it's like you be yourself you learn

you change, you like this, you only like that, and now you like something different. Like, I mean, who is yourself, really? But, I mean, am I doing anything extra to make anybody's opinion about me change to, I don't know? No, I'm not doing that because that's just, I'm not doing that. Right, right. You said Tana's read some of the book. Has anybody else read the book?

Um, um, um, um, no. not the people that have the quotes you guys see all the quote pages in the beginning um they read different parts throughout the book and um i read the book to mod so i read it when we were together yeah um yeah that's it yeah because you and i correct me if i'm wrong but you read it to you were at carnege and you read it um i read pieces yeah excerpts from it yeah which was amazing you look stunning like it was like i it almost looked like you were at carnegee hall and you read it um i read look like you were about to have like an opera performance and it was like amazing that it was just your book I thought it was awesome thank you a lot of people cried it was very cool a lot of people

cried a lot of people fucking cried yeah I really I really handle that I was I it made me feel good because I was like at least I invoked a really strong emotion because that's the one thing I never want to do in life is be anywhere in the middle I yeah strongly just like the middle the middle is not a place for me to be so if you're angry with me because some of the shit that I wrote, great. If you're crying hard, great. If you're really happy and you're laughing, great. If you're just like, this was good, that's the worst thing you can give me. You want the extremes. Yeah, exactly. I always want the extreme. Yeah. Then, yeah, exactly. And so I was really happy that they were all crying, but also when I read some of it at MCM, the event that we hosted

together for Pride, a lot of girls came up to me to talk about them being rape or molested in their life and like a lot of girls like a lot of people at the party came up to me and it's such an interesting thing to talk about in a party setting man you're like oh oh you got raped too bro pounded cool it's so fucking crazy man as happens to everyone it seems what the fuck oh my god so many people came up to me right i literally was like oh my god there's so many people in this whole fucking room right now and this is just one fucking room that we're in. Oh my God. It's just a small little part of it. Yeah, it was making

me so feel some type of real strong way over there. I was like, but it made me really mad and obviously it made me really happy in the sense that some of the girls were like, you know, I don't know why I'm going to tell you this maybe it's because I literally don't know you and you'll never know me. So maybe that's why, but this.

And then so it's good that I had some open communication, you know. that's great but man it made me angry i was just like you fucking dick right yeah these people in one room this is crazy it's crazy but at the same time i bet it helps you and helps them just talking it out with each other it totally does like that's like the whole best part about it but there's obviously the worst part about it is literally just bringing it up and being like wow that this actually happened this happened and it has happened to so many people in this one fucking room what the fuck people oh my god

it was disturbing yeah totally but it's nice that these people who are obviously fans of you feel comfortable talking to you about it so and you that's just because of how you are with people like you know you don't hold back so people respect that and they feel like they can do the same with you

and I think that when I talk about that stuff in the book it's like the way that I think that I talk about it is like I'm always talking about the right and the wrong and the feeling gross and the feeling bad and the And, you know, I'm not just talking about it like, this is what happened to me. I'm talking about all the questions that happen after this happens to you.

Right. And that is what you're left with. That's the most important part, the aftermath. And I think that a lot of people hear the questions that I say, that I ask in the book and the things that I say that's like, you're like, wow, that's like, people don't just say that. Like, yeah, I always say that I feel like a bruised fruit. Like you don't want to pick me up. because I'm just bruised on like the other ones. And that analogy always just people look at me like, wow, I feel like that's so much.

Like because nobody says that, but it's really what you feel like after a situation like this. Right. It's such a powerful statement. And, you know, we're all around the same age. And I feel like it's very inspiring for you to see you just be so open about that. And it makes all of us want to be open and just, you know, you see another side of it that maybe we wouldn't see before. and we appreciate it. You're talking about it.

Thanks. I want to switch a little bit, maybe a little lighter. You've been posting a lot about this and we want to talk about it. This is what I'm trying to talk about right now. Cannabis line.

Oh. Yeah. What's the deal? I didn't know what the fuck you are going to ask. We're like, we got our eyes on the cannabis line. What are you talking about? What are the names going to be? Oh, I'm pretty excited.

Can we get some ship to us? definitely definitely I was going to say I could bring it into a little like group yeah like taste test if we were at our own office right now I would have a blunt role for you but we are not in our office we're at serious XM and I can't smoke in here I know I know know unfortunate it's here yeah Snoop would be able to do it but chicks in the office we can't really break out blunts around here that's so fucked up right I don't know our old office we can I feel like it's Snoop it's a right of passage like You just has to be.

Yeah. And you're just like, I don't want to tell you know. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But what. So what is this? It's, yeah, it's just cannabis, man.

It's just weed. It's fucking weed, bro. It's, uh, it, I'm really excited because I met with quite a few brands and tried out a lot of weed. More weed than I really wanted to try it, which is really surprising because I'm a pretty big stuff. Yeah. On a scale of one to ten, how high are you right now? Um, no, not high. I wish I was hype right now.

Um, I think I smoke so much. I don't really get high. Feeling's kind of like, you know, where you're just like, yeah, they, sounds familiar. They say this to me too, because I'll just keep going and I'm like, I'm not high. Yeah, but I'm not. And Fran's just dead. Well, because I can't.

I have got a low tolerance. It's, I'm a baby. But she, like, it's so funny because people are like, no way she can do that. I'm like, just watch her. Like, she'll be just fine. Snoop told me that I'm the only person he's ever met that can keep up with Wow. That's like an amazing tagline.

Great accomplishment. I need to get in the room with you and Snoop Dogg. I know because I can be like, I can't hear though. Yeah, yeah. Give her a shot. Yeah, give me the honor. Totally.

But yeah, so I met with so many places and, you know, I realized like I really hated that everything was grown inside. And I really didn't like this, like filtered air and the this and that. It just felt so like not real. Like, just so un- natural and just very I don't know like even when you're not and it's not pesticides and it's organic and blah

blah blah whatever but it's just still feels like these poor plants they don't look happy. They just look all like yeah and so then I met this one place and they literally grow it in a glass house and it's so amazing and they're so tall and they look like the lead

happy plants it's a crazy thing to describe but like you walk in there and all the plants are just like, what up, bro, come smoke me, bro. It's cool. Like, it's cool, man. Yeah, and they want to be smoked. Yeah, like, exactly.

They're not, just like, ugh. Yeah, I'm out here. And then I tried it, tried their weed. And first I was just like, whoa, this is like, tastes different. This smells different. Like, this is fucking just different. And then I don't want to say exactly because they said what it is. and I don't want to say what it is exactly because what if I get it wrong.

But basically, we have, like, the highest strain of CBD. Wow. Yeah. Boom. I smoked that. And I was watching Netflix and I just opened a beer. I'm like, I don't sleep very well. I'm not really a good sleeper on that way.

I'm always just, like, bags into my eyes. Yeah. And I'm smoking the CBD dry, bro. I just. I'll stop in this beer. Yeah. I'm going to drink this fucking beer. Yeah.

Oh my God. Passed out. Woke up. The beer is completely on my keyboard. Oh my God. Oh my God. Yeah. And the computer's still sitting on the fucking thing.

Yeah. And I'm literally like, whoa. I pick up with beer and there's still beer in the beer. And I'm like, oh my God. What the fuck? The CBD is so good. We're going to make some bath bombs, bro. It's really fuck you up.

like we're going to be out here with the CBD. Wow my ears are perking up right now. I'm feeling relaxed already. I can't wait a healthy sleep. One flower and it's um it's so purple that you're like is his lies and then we're what are we doing to the wheat again that we make the hairs a bit more red? It's a certain way that you grow it or something. I want to call one of my strains firecrotch. And so there's like this thing you can do to weed. It's like just the way you grow it or the way you put like you put more air or less air or something. They explained it to me. But I forget. And it makes the hair as bad. And it makes the hair as bad. And it's perk up a bit more in color. And so it's going to be like orange

fire on like the ends of the weed when you break the weed apart. It's so purple. That's amazing. It's so dame. It's beautiful. That does. It's so fucking pretty. Our problem is like how do we get this? Because we're in New York. You're in L.A. We're going to have to fly to L.A. We're going to pick up a show. Eventually, like eventually

we can do it here, but we'll just have to fly to L.A. and bring it back. That's fine. That's all right. We'll make it work. It's going to be kind of hard. Yeah. No, but I'm going to make it work. Yeah. I mean, we can do it work. Yeah, I mean, I mean, we could just always legally do it. Yeah, true. I mean, nobody's so true.

We're so true. Bella's going to send us legally. It's going to be fantastic. No problem. Nobody heard that anyway. Yeah, no, no. We'll just skate on by. Yeah, perfect.

I also want to talk about your super hot Italian boy. Who is this dude? He just texting me, right? Like, I feel like, do you remember the Lizzie McGuire movie? Him looking so cute. Oh, last text is a picture. It's like just an Italian pop star. Yeah, it's amazing.

Yeah, it is the Lizzie McGuire movie. Paolo. Paolo. It's your palo. That's funny. Like, that was my first thought, but how did you guys meet? I guess we met fans have screenshotted, like, DMs from, like, 2016, which is crazy. We commented on each other's photo or something.

And then, like, this whole entire time, every time we've tried to meet up or, like, hang out, it's he's always like, I'm literally helping on my flight. I'm not doing it. I'm done. I'm speaking of the American flight. It's not happening. And then I'd be like, oh, I literally just landed. And so it would always be like that.

Literally always, yeah. And then it just, it just lined up one time. And then it was like, oh. It's on. Yeah. Oh, it's on now. And at first I was like, you don't speak English. And then I was like, you're really good at learning.

Yeah. Yeah. Bro, seriously. Good for you. Yeah, what's that like? Because obviously there's a barrier. Yeah. Yeah, no, he's just really smart.

I really respect it because when we first met, he just would say no when he disagreed with things because he didn't really know how to say anything else like explaining no. Yeah. And so I'd say something and he'd just be like, no. I'm like, what do you mean? No. It's like so cute but also like shit. I'm trying to tell you something. You're frustrating me, but you're really cute.

Yeah. And then the next time I saw him, like, oh, my God. I was like, we're having such long, in-depth, deep, dark conversations. I was like, whoa, you're really smart because you just, like, picked it up, like, literally so quickly. It's weird. Yeah. So now it's not so hard, the language barrier. There's still some things that you're like, oh, what's this?

Yeah. I'm like, it's this. Or, like, trying to explain really stupid things that we don't have to explain because we already all know what it is. And then you think about it and you're like, oh, yeah, what does that? Yeah. Let me look it up for. quick. Yeah, that's so true.

And it was so cute. We saw his story the other day that he was like, I don't know if I said it right. I was just trying to say you're sexy all the time. But like, I don't know if I fucked that up. That was so cute. That was my point. It was very cute. Do you think you're going to go to Italy at all and spend time there?

I go to Italy in July. Yeah. Amazing. Right before I leave to do this movie and then he comes down while I'm filming. Yeah. I feel like I always see you posting about new movies, new projects. Obviously, you're always. on that crime. That's how I studied. What's

coming up in the next few months? Oh, for myself. Yeah, for you. Oh, I thought you were talking about all the things I talk about watching all the time. You're just like, bro, did anybody see this movie? No, for you. Like, what are you going to be in? Oh. Oh, my goodness. Let me think. Okay. I've got like two films that are going to come out. I don't know when they're going to come out, but like supposedly sometime this year. Okay. I've got like four

fish, four or five movies. Yeah, four. As I'm saying, I really always see like Belethorn in new movie. Belthorn, new movie. Yeah, I just filmed a show, a series. Now I'm writing and directing, co-directing a series and I'm very excited about that announcement's coming out soon so that you guys will be like, oh, that's what you're doing.

So bitch, that's awesome. Can you give us a little hint of what it's going to be about? Um, it's very dark. Mm. It's got a little bit of some dark comedy in there. Um, and that's it. That's it. It's dark.

It's too. It's fucked up. I like that. Yeah. That's good. Um, well, back to the relationship. You're with Ben now. What about Tanna?

You guys are still friends, but you guys were in a relationship. Now, what's that like? You know, she's a confusing little bunny. Yeah. You know. Um. Is she with Jake Paul? She is.

See, I can't keep up. We can't keep up. She is. She's with him. Yeah. Yep. That's a thing that's happening. That is.

But, you know, I think they're just, like, having fun and doing whatever. But, yeah, we, you know, I don't know. Also, she's so, sorry, Hannah, you're going to see this. And they're going to be, Bill, I'm getting all these tweets about how unreliable I am. where you are. But, you know, it's like, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, then if I do make time to do make time and you don't show on, nothing ever happens. There you go.

We're going to put that out there because we saw her comment on your picture before saying, I'm going to come to New York and you were like, no, you're not, literally like, stop lying to me. Yeah. Yeah. It's not, it's not, it's not even funny too jose. Like you're flirting, but like shut the fuck up and get here. Yeah. Like, get on a plane, get your ass here. Literally, you're supposed to come up at my house the other night.

Like, what are you doing? Yeah. What the fuck, Dana? Yeah. Well, you know what? Hopefully we'll put this out. And Tanna will have some answers. Mm-hmm.

That's what. That's definitely what it is. That's what I'm picking up. Yeah. Definitely. Oh, man. Well, this has been so much fun. Yes. What?

You got the book. We got movies. She's got so many movies. She doesn't even. I know. I was going to say what's next. But I feel like we all know. Acne line directing and redoing my whole makeup line.

I'm redoing all the product, everything, all the formulas, everything. And starting fresh with my makeup. And then I'm also, oh, you know, I'm signed with Sony. I have like an EP coming out and shit. That's awesome. I just actually re-recorded, completely remade my whole EP in a weekend. Oh, wow. recently. Just recently. Yep.

Just, I love you just threw that in there. Yeah. It was like a week. I redid my whole EP. That's like something that I did. It's amazing because actually Sony didn't turn down not one song. Wow. So every song that I recorded in that week is actually going on the EP, which is like really fucking rare. Yeah. It's really, it's pretty like weird actually. Very cool. When is that coming out? You know, it depends. There's this one song we really want to drop. I get to co-direct with Brett Ratner. I'm really excited. because I've loved him for a very long time.

And obviously, me and co-directing with him is a huge deal for my directing career. So very exciting. But we want to do this other, this video, because I have to do it before I leave. I only have three days off before the two movies. And I'm gone for both of them. And then I come back and I do the third one. And that one I probably only have like another three or four days off too. And so then I'll be gone until like October, September.

And so it's kind of like if I don't shoot this music video, of fucking now, I'm gonna be gone. Like, I'm not gonna be able to do anything right thing. Yeah, like, so it's it's a little hard. I don't know how I'm gonna really

make all my dad like. Yeah, the life of a wannabe mogul. Truly, that's a great way to just go post-rack-it-up. I know. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

The book is out July 23rd. You can pre-order it. Everybody's pre-ordering it. It hasn't left the charts. So make sure you get it. And then you'll get to read it July 23rd. It's pretty cool when you say that. Thanks for coming, Bella.

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CBD MD MD. Don't worry about it. This is just a paradise extravaganza. Yes, it's our Super Bowl. The moment we've all been waiting for. Trent's here. Yep. Hey Trent. Hello. I, Trent. Very excited to be here. We haven't really ever started a podcast where we've just dove right into it. So I'm going to preface Trent's here and Dylan's here. Hey, guys. Come on, Dylan. Don't be timid. What's up, guys? There we go. So there we go. Dylan is finally here, the three of us, Trent, Fran and I have created a nice friendship with Dylan on the internet over the past few months. Good internet friends. It's always, um, takes you off guard a little bit when you're like friends with somebody over the internet and then all of a sudden they're in

your face and you're like, oh, you're actually a real human being. Yeah. That's Dylan right now. No, I'm, uh, I'm huge fans of you guys. So I'm super excited to just get right into it. Trent, Hey. Trent doubted me in the beginning. Don't think I, don't think I, don't think I don't think I. No. That should be the first thing we talk about. You doubted me. Friends said Hannah was going to kiss other boys. Well, there was some evidence to support that. That was the thing that was happening.

I've always been Team Dylan. I like you. I've always enjoyed you on TV. I like that you're a big fan of barstool. But there were moments there early on in Bachelor in Paradise where you were clearly went there for Hannah. You were excited. She was the one you wanted to meet down there.

And she sort of kept her options open there for a little bit. And she kept pulling you to those cabanas and being like, hey, Dylan, I made out with another guy, and I'm sitting there at home thinking, I don't want my guy to get hurt. I don't want this to keep happening to him. Luckily, it worked out. Everything's going really well. But at the beginning, I was just worried for you. And I was trying to protect you.

Dude, those were hard, for sure. But it was, I mean, listen, she didn't have to tell me that kind of stuff. And I don't think she had that with anybody else, even right off the bat. So we just had a connection to the very first moment we talked. And I was like, I understand that you. are going to keep your options open. I mean, she's like, she's unbelievable. So obviously.

She's, yeah, no, she's dropped out. She's dropped out gorgeous. It's been discussed here before. And I came in and I made it very apparent from the get-go. I was like, yeah, I'm only here for Hannah. Like, I talked to, I think, every girl who showed up the first day for maybe five minutes. Yeah. And then I was like, I'm going to talk to every girl for five minutes.

And then I'm going to go talk to Hannah and just see, like, what's going on just to make sure there was a wrap after that. I think we talked to the beach for a solid 45 minutes to an hour the first day. And then then we went to the tree house. Great moment Absolutely great moment Best like first kiss of my life So really is good See I'm gonna start crying again

I don't like this I don't like when the show actually makes me Like feel real feelings Right Usually when I watch the show I'm like ah None of this is real But with you and Hannah

Very real It's so real And you could And you could sense it when you're watching it And this is why we had to bring Trent To the other side And realize that you guys were meant to be together It that whole saga

in the beginning was such like a short part of our time. Right. It was difficult that it, from like us rewatching, that it had to get dragged out over three weeks. Right, because we know, like, we're aware we've talked to tons of people who have been on Paradise that, you know, you guys aren't necessarily filming for as long as we all think it's going, you know?

So time is moving way faster for you than it is for us watching. Right. So yeah, those first few weeks, that drama was dragged out a lot. And it's like, I saw all of it real time. So there was no need for me to rewatch it. So I didn't really watch the beginning. You didn't watch the beginning. Not really, no.

Really? I mean, it's like, why would I, like, I went through it. Stop yourself, though. But you also like, aren't gay. Just don't turn on the TV. Yeah, like, I just, I wouldn't be able to do it. I'd be like, I have to turn it on. I mean, you see some of it.

I don't know. I would not watch. I wanted to watch it in the moment because I wanted to know everything that was going on. I was like, I want to be like, I want to be, like, know all the facts, make the decision based off that. And time and time again, I kept choosing to go back to her. And so that's what I knew. There's like a, I wish they showed the interview.

My, um, my producer and I, like, we had an interview for a solid, like two hours. And we came to the realization. He's like, don't. Have you ever, like, had to continuously fight for something like this before? And I was like, no, I've never wanted to. Yeah. And that's when we kind of like, push back to it. He's like, well, then that kind of tells you something.

I was like, holy shit. Like, I need to, I need to keep doing this. And it worked out. And I knew, I deep down knew it would work out. But it was obviously difficult in the moment. Yeah. we're so happy now. And we're so happy for you guys, but we got, we not got upset.

I guess it's like, it was same kind of vibes as like Kevin and Astrid. Like they had, they paired off and they were so good together and then they just like disappear from the show. I know. Like they just like stop being on camera because there was no drama. They were just having a good time. Like they were like together and in love. And so when you and Hannah like locked in, we were like up, there they go.

Bye. Like we're never going to see them again. Obviously doesn't make great TV, but that's got to be ideal for you. now you're just down there, you're in Mexico, you found the person you wanted to be with, and now we just get to hang out and hunker down and be a pretty, you know, cool couple. Yeah, I mean, we had 22 days of just like absolute bliss. Like we slept together every night. We'd wake up.

We'd have coffee in bed. We'd go to the pool. We'd have like breakfasts. It was unbelievable. And we would spend, we would just spend hours in the pool just talking like from stuff like, what's your favorite color? Because like you need to just like fire those off in the very beginning to like, what do you want to do in life? What's your biggest fear?

That kind of stuff. So we covered a lot. lot of ground in a short amount of time. And I think it's just with your approach, it's so different from The Bachelorette for me versus going on Paradise because I felt like on the Bachelorette, I wasn't able to fully commit and like open up to it. And then I went into Paris. Like I'm just going to go for it. I think we see that with Paradise now. It seems like more couples come out of paradise than any other program because I think it's your odds are better. Your odds are better and you can open up more. You get more time to talk to him. Bachelorette. I feel like you get

15 minutes total with the person. It's like, ah, if I don't get picked, I'm just going home. Yeah. It's very structural. on the Bachelorette, like very, very structured. And it works for some people, it doesn't work for other people. Paradise is an absolute free for all. And there's obviously dates, but it's like, it's just the wild, wild west out there. So it's, I think that's why more couples come out of it because you're essentially living together. No phone, no TV, nothing, no press, anything like that. You just only have to talk to each other. Yeah. The only thing that you can do is hang out. And this brings me to my first question, Dylan, which, well, we'll get to the pool thing after because we're

big advocates for the pool thing. But you know what my... Like holding... Like hand holding you're in the pool. We said we've both done this to our significant others because it's like, wow, you can hold them this time. Like, wow, you're so light. The pool makes it make sense.

It makes you so light. Trent doesn't get it, but it's whatever. It was maybe my favorite clip of the season though. It was a very... They just cut to it really quickly. It was just her holding you in the pool. It's very romantic. You know what's funny?

I think if you look back, Kailin's holding Dean. Oh, I don't even know. Because we got to find that one. Because we... Oh. Oh, cute. Holding him again. We're seeing pictures of, you know, just being held like a small baby by your fiance.

Because, Kaylin, so Dean and I get along so well. We're very similar in, like, our sense of humor, just, like, being totally comfortable with just, like, being, like, emotional and things like that. And he was like, dude, let's do this. And so Kaylin was holding Dean walking around. Hannah's holding me. And, of course, to play into me being, like, a clingy, lost little puppy dog, they just sew the five seconds of her. carrying me around the pool. I was like, perfect. I just try to own it because like I did do that. I wanted to do it. It's just funny. It worked. And it worked and we've all done it before.

But back to my first question because I would be a liar to the listeners of this show if I didn't ask you this. What's the deal with the boom boom room? What's the deal with the boom boom boom? So there's, I mean there's three. There's three. There's the boom boom boom boom. I would love to look at a blueprint map of paradise because I just don't understand where people sleep. I think people can like see it. They don't really. they show, so people are there now. Somebody tweeted a picture at me. Just some random person of them in the pool.

I think you can see it. You can just go and check it out. You can just go stay there. So there's only one room has air conditioning. And that's usually like the majority of what you see whenever they show stuff there. Then there's the top room. Top room, I think is the coolest one because it's like sick view. Third floor.

Then there's the bottom room, which is like the dent. You don't want to be down there. It's like the frat house. Yeah, like when you're going into your friend's basement, don't go up with somebody. Yeah, you don't. Well, we were just laughing because it's never, like we've never heard somebody on Paradise.

Like, this season, people started calling at the boom boom room. We're like, what is this, Jersey Shore? That started on, like, Bachelor Pad. I don't know if you guys ever watched that show. Wow, we were just talking about that. It was just explaining Bathropa on Radio. Because I was, I was, um, what were we talking about? Katie and Chris?

Or I was like, Chris was on Bachelor. Yeah, you were saying Chris was on Bachelor. And, and. she was like, what the hell is Basterpad? So I'd never seen The Bachelor or the Bachelorette, Bachelorette, Paradise, none of that before this whole thing started. So I had absolutely no idea what I was getting into. So how did you get onto the show?

They DM me on Instagram. Got it. Just like randomly. Got it. So you were scouted. Yeah. And I said no because I had recently, what's going on? Is this about to be Tyler?

Oh. Yeah. Wow. There is. Welcome. Wow. I never thought. What's up, man?

We have seen the day. We'll come back and give you on here. Hello, Tyler. Nice cut shirt, dude. Why don't you get your own fucking brand? What's going on? I mean... Sit down, grab a drink.

This is insane. You don't have to come on the spot, but we don't... This is Dylan's time to shine. Yeah, we all can't do it, Gigi. Dude, I've changed outfits like four times today. Tyler, do you want to drink? Is that actually small from Zahua?

This is the jacket that you bought in Lovia. We were in Lopvia, and everyone ran out of clothes, and they're like, we're going to take you guys to Zara. So they took all of us to the mall. And Tyler buys this exact same jacket in probably, what, a medium? Probably a medium. It's skin tight on him.

And I was just like, shit, I love that jacket. So I get back to the U.S. after, and I was like, I'm buying it. So I got the same jacket. So you just bought the same jacket as this? So you were the same jacket, yeah. This is the second denim jacket I've worn today. You look cute as hell. Tyler, for real.

Do you want to drink? I feel bad. I'm good. You're just going to stand there and chill? All right. All right. I want to watch you go to work. Sweet.

I'm out of wine. No, no, no, you're good. It's just like, all right. Chug your drink, Trent. You sit on the floor. Chug it. No, no, no. Why?

I got to work. Trent, chug it. No, I'm not chugging it right now. I'm not chugging it right now. Dude. Why don't you want to drink? Hmm. I got to work later.

Not you. I'm talking about Tyler. All right, well, he just stepped out. Oh, there you guys. Look at Tyler. Just answering phone calls. All right, guys, it's Noah. You're probably wondering why I'm talking now. Well, the interview kind of went off the rails, and Ria and Fran are probably out drinking, having a ball with Dylan

and Tyler. I'm in the studio. We forgot to do the ad reads during the podcast, but I'm just going to do the transitions and let Ria read the ad. So, Ria, take it away. All right, we'll keep back into it. Let's open the second bottle. Okay. We'll keep going. All right. Doing it back into it. Yeah, I feel like Noah is just going to leave this all on the podcast anyway. What were we even talking about? We were talking about the Instagram. We're going back to the Boomer Room.

Oh, and how they contacted you the Instagram. My girlfriend and I had just broken up two weeks prior and I had like, she blocked her on Instagram, I think. You're lucky. You didn't get thrown up. Deleted all my Instagram pictures and then like two weeks later, they reached out. So my mom actually is the one that convinced me to do it because I said no and she was like, you should just do it at this point.

And so that was pretty wild. But boom boom room. Wow. So do you guys use the boom boom room? I just want to yes or no. I mean, you can take naps in the boom room. And Hannah and I definitely did take naps. You guys took naps in the boom boom room room.

Yeah. I mean, it's AC. It's the only place in the entire resort that has AC. I feel like Dylan's getting nervous even though he tweeted to me to ask that question. Was there a second? I got reprimanded today. Was there a second thing? I thought there was two things we wanted to ask.

There's, oh, I don't know. Oh, there was the second one. Because I didn't say, yeah, asked me that. Yeah, that was the first one. Please ask me that. We did that. But what was the second one? Shit.

Right? There was that we were like, we're like that first and then this. Yeah. Can't think of it. It probably has got to be there and now that we can't think of it. Maybe we'll think about it. Literally, whatever you guys want to talk about, we can talk about. We've got until, we've got like four hours essentially.

We have four hours. Yeah. So let's just get into the finale because obviously we want to recap what happened last night. I'm so excited that you're a part of this recap, Dylan, because you know how much fun we have during this. Let's take it from the top to the proposals. Okay. Quickly because we all know what happened here.

We can talk about Clay and Nicole for like a second. There's a lot there too. Clay and Nicole got like, first of all, we felt like Clay and Nicole were not going to work. It's just from what we saw on TV, we were like, this is going to be a struggle. So we were like, this isn't going to work. They break up.

And then their hot seat got totally cut from the after show. So like we saw nothing. It was like, oh, that's it. It's over. It was like, that was like, there were so many. So the finale I think took like seven hours, I feel like to film. Yeah. It was awful.

Their hot seat was so uncomfortable. Oh, my God. That's what we want. What if Trent and Nicole, I mean, no, I can't get any of the names right. What if Trent and Dylan reenact Clay and Nicole right now? Trent, can you do Clay's breakup, please? I just want you, you know, just rehearse what he said on the proposal. Yeah, what did he say exactly?

Because they broke it off. Say that, okay, he didn't want, he wasn't there yet. He was like, he moved slower. He moved slower. He was kind of, he's on his way to following in love, but he's like wants to date. But he wants a date. He wants to meet each other's families. Yeah, so I'm Clayout.

I just not, I'm not quite there yet. I really like Nicole, but I don't think we can leave Paradise together and Gage. load to see you after this, but I'm just not there yet. I can't drop an album. And, you know, maybe we can get there if we start seeing each other a little bit longer, but I'm just not there yet. Now say, Bravo.

It's no good. It's not working out with me and Nicole, but I'm going to go to the local pub. It's just not working out between me and Nicole. I'm probably going to go to the local pub. Maybe I'll see Angela there. That'd be really nice if I could see that. But yeah, I'm just going to go get blackout drunk at the local pub and figure it out. Oh, God, dude.

You know what's funny? You know what's funny? He, like, always does it. He'll, like, look down. Yeah, he does. He's so timid, and that's what we talk about. He's such like a bright big dude. He's a football player.

Right, when I originally did the impression, he is like a football player. So you expect them to be crazy, like, aggressive. And then he's really the opposite of that. Yeah. Seems like a nice guy. Clay, he's just a fantastic dude. Love him. He just came to San Diego.

He got to hang out. Like, he's a really, really good guy. He seems like such a sweetheart, but like, maybe not ready for. He was 100% transparent the entire time. And like, it's, uh, Obviously, it didn't... I mean, it's better to...

I'm dying. Holy shit. It's better to do what he did than to... Have some more wine. There's like something in my throat. It's better to do what he did than to just like get forced into a proposal and then you got to break it off later on. Yeah. And Clay, like, I feel like the Angela stuff, I knew she was coming down.

Everybody knew. Watching as a viewer, I thought it was very clear because there were so many people that were at the wedding that were not on parent. Like that were, we're like, oh, so they're all coming down. Like, Chase and all these people. Whitney. Like, it was like, okay, they're clearly, like, going to be a part of Paradise. They're not just randomly invited to Crystal and Goose. Like, why is Chase invited to Crystal and Goose's wedding?

I was shocked they invited everyone to the wedding. I, like. Can you give me. I don't know how much of a choice they had. Some insight to when Crystal and Goose were like, okay, we're now going to choose specific people to stay. Yeah. Did you get to stay? I was so caught off guard by this.

I was always on my toes. So they said Hannah first. And I was like, all right, they're not going to call me. They want to start some stuff. Like, all right. And then the second name was me, I was like, oh, cool, we're going to have a sick night. Definitely. So we got to hang out there.

I don't know what the decision making was. Obviously, it was pretty strategic. Like Derek and John Paul are going to be at the beach together. Right. Clay and Nicole are going to be split because obviously there was like a little awkwardness with Angela being there. So it was interesting. the night itself was so long.

Like Hannah and I ran away and we just hung out by the water and fell asleep. Because like, there's no reason we didn't want it. It was fun. We were tired. It was super late. We're like an old couple sometimes. But it was a cool wedding. You'd see like, I never watched the show, but I knew of like Ben Higgins and like Becca and those people.

And like seeing them, I was like, oh, these are actually like super cool people. Yeah, yeah. Getting to meet them. Joe and Kendall were there. They were super cool. That was like my first introduction to like Bachelor Nation. Yeah. But it was,

everybody's awesome for the most part. Yeah. So it didn't work out for Nicole and Clay, unfortunately, but we didn't even get an explanation why because they got cut from the end. They got cut from the show. Honestly, long story short,

whatever you saw on the proposal was essentially the same thing they talked about. Yeah, they were just going back and forth. Like, do you love me yes or no? He's like, I'm not there yet at the end. Yeah. I think my favorite part of Clay and Nicole's like

breakup was when Nicole just sprinted off the screen. She started running. Trying to run in a dress. It was a little tracking me. Hannah and I were watching and we're like, is she running away? Oh, no. But I don't know. It's a tough.

Like that day, whether you're a solid, like Hannah and I were solid going into it. Yeah. I was freaking out that day. It's so stressful. It's like I get not wanting to be in that scenario. Totally. But it was dude. It's crazy.

And then Katie and Chris, who we've, everybody's I think they're such like a team, like crowd favor. I think everybody loves them. Chady? Chady. I like that. Chady. That's cute.

I like that. She decided Chady today. I saw like you guys have been doing a lot of press together. They're good. Good. Yeah. Good. Good.

Because last night, the finale was. I mean, the proposal was super emotional, super great. And then obviously the after show was a little weird and strange. People were uncomfortable. But then the Instagram afterwards, it seemed like they're still together. That was really hard to watch live because. was when we all got, when obviously Demi and Christian,

Hannah and I, Katie and Chris, we were all so happy and seeing them super happy, given everything that was kind of helped because the, I think what we call it, like D-Day or something like that. I'm going to burp. Do it. Sorry. Love it.

Like what do we call like D-D or something? They almost broke up. Like Chris tried to break up there like six times. Katie was like, this is not happening. I know what you're doing. I'm not going to let you do this. And then that night, they were like, we're good, proposed.

Awesome. Super happy. watching them struggle live at the finale was really hard but i'm super happy to see where they're at now it was katy had a great point today she talked about it's like learning each other's love language and i think she's like words of affirmation and chris's quality times she's like why is he sitting here and not talking to me yeah just because he's happy just hanging out with her and so it's like learning about that so they're i think they're starting to figure that stuff out so i think they'll good i mean listen i'm i'm huge chris and katy fan chris is like although he's 31 32

He's the oldest person I've ever met to me. So it's like, so he's the man. Yeah, he's the man. So funny. He's like the oldest friend I have. Yeah, he's grandpa. He's like a grandpa. Grandpa, Chris.

I mean, I'm obviously rooting for Katie and Chris. I'm not rooting against them in any way, shape, or form. I hope the best for them. I just, I mean, when you get, when you get engaged twice and break up twice, but they never even really broke up. You know what's hard? I'm so confused by what actually happened. Imagine, imagine you and Hank. you guys are filmed 24-7

every single thing and it's like framed a specific way and then you also have like your Twitter mentions which are just people saying like F you break up you deserve better it's just such a mind oh please I'm gonna be in there later later on time I'm gonna be talking shit but like it like it's such

there's so much that goes into being into a public relationship and and there's so much that goes into being into a public relationship that like you don't even think about and I never thought like when I went on the bachelor I was like yeah I mean I wanted it to be Hannah B I was like I think this would be super cool blah blah you never know what's going to happen and then when it what happened with Hannah G and I future Hannah B that's up yeah and then what happened with her I was like holy crap like

a lot of people are going to be watching us this is going to be crazy and before the season aired I was like I'm not prepared for this I was like you got Hannah blew up after the bachelor right and I'm not prepared for this. This is crazy. And there's just so many factors. Like, people are just watching you all the time. They're recording you all the time. Wherever you go. Right. Everybody has an input. Whether it be completely false, it doesn't matter. Everybody has an input. So it's just, there's so much stress that goes into it. Yeah. No, what the hell are you doing? You're heavy, heavy fingers on the keyboards. You're all right, dude. Sorry, I'm trying to get a clip out. I forgot that you guys were recording a podcast. Yeah, like, oh, thanks. You're in the

son. You're in the song. I forgot we were recording. Thank you. Flush and point. No, so. Look, that's great. I, I don't know. Are they still long distance? Like, they don't live in the same place, do they? So he's in Denver.

Katie's in L.A., but he travels a lot. So I think he owns, like, a marketing firm or like a marketing agency. So he travels to L.A. a ton. I think eventually he's going to move to L.A. Okay. So, like, hands moving to L.A. Yeah. I'm going to.

And you live in San Diego. I'm in San Diego. So eventually we're going to go back and forth. Like, I'll probably go up there on the weekend. She has a flexible schedule to come down during the week but eventually I think the plans to be in San Diego so we'll see but very nice very nice um so yeah katy and chris let's just hope for the best for them it seems like i think they'll be good i think they'll be good yeah they'll be good and obviously you and hana are great yeah and we got dude you guys

missed out on so much with hannah and i i'm telling you it was tough like we had so many funny moments like even the first night when we kissed i got sick because i went in the ocean the night before You're not supposed to go in the ocean Do people not go in the ocean? Maybe that was that was the question. That was the question. That was the question. Can you go in the ocean?

So, okay, two part. So the hotel that we stay at prior to going to the beach is like also on the beach, but it's like hour and a half away, something like that. I went in the ocean there and it's more closer to the border. And so the water's a little dirtier. And I went in, they let me go, like, because you're going to be chaperone because obviously there's no spoilers. Yeah, yeah.

I go in the ocean, immediately get a sinus infection. Sick. And then the next. next day we wake up at like 7 a.m. and I have to go to the beach. So I get down. I don't drink for six or seven days, but that first night, I have no idea if science infection is contagious or not. And I'm like, I need to go for the kiss tonight. Yeah, like, I needed to kiss her. And she's like, and she's like, but is it contagious? And then that's when I was like, why don't we find out? I can't believe they didn't show that. It's little things like that. It's such as we heard you guys

like retell that story. Yeah. So briefly, but it would have been so much better to see that. Yeah, it was little things like that. I mean, you see. Like her carrying me in the pool was one of those. That was really funny. But on our second date, we went to, they put out a blooper today of us having like a serious conversation when she's like, Blake came to Alabama. Yeah, yeah. Then this dog walks by his whole chihuahua with the biggest nuts I've ever seen in my life.

And I stopped the conversation. And it's in the thing. I'm like, I'm sorry, but that dog has huge nuts. How do they not put that in? That's unreal. It's, I don't know. It's tough. But yeah, like on our second date, we went to a market.

Oh, sorry. No, it's okay. Just hogging in the wild. Yeah, just need a real. I'm like, on our second date, we go to a market. And this is, that's why it looks so random that we end up at this birthday party. We go to this market. The couple comes up.

Oh, maybe this was also one of our questions. We just got so many questions. The birthday party was, yeah, please, continue. This was it. Yeah. It was this one in the ocean, I think. So we go to this market, we're walking around. We're like buying things, blah, blah.

This couple comes up. And I'm like, super naive. And I'm like, oh, they just like want to talk to us. So we're talking, we're hanging out. And they're like, why don't you? My Spanish is good. I messed up once and they caught it on camera. My Spanish is good.

You say, Mama Hannah. Yeah. I was hyped up because I was like, yeah, I just told her I loved her. My name is Hannah. A little bit of adrenaline going. She speaks zero Spanish. When she repeated it, that was hilarious.

Oh, man. But they're coming up. They're like, why don't you, let's get him a gift. It's like Padrito's birthday. Like, let's give him something. I'm like, cool. I reach over, grab a jar of CBD. I'm like, does you want CBD?

And then it's just dead silent. No one's laughing. And I'm like, wow, I probably shouldn't have done that. and I put it down, and the entire castle of them falls over. And it's like stuff like that. Hannah are laughing, no one's laughing. And so, like, it's things like that I wish you guys got to see. Yeah, like behind the scenes.

Yeah, but the birthday party was cool. Were those hired people who were tired? It did look like you just crashed a young child's birthday party. Those kids were hired. We were invited. Okay, so then maybe you don't know that they were hired. The kids are 35. The kids were 35.

They have a pension for maybe. But you're smart. You were like playing with the kids. I was like, this is, he knows what he's doing. Yeah, Dylan, you had to have known what you were doing in that moment. You were like, let me pick up this kid. Hannah's like, look how great he is with kids. Oh, I mean, listen, I love kids. Yeah, okay. Dylan loves the kids, you know. It was, uh, it was just fun to interact with people that like, weren't crying or something all day. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You wouldn't expect that from kids.

From kids. But it was, uh, it was fun. I mean, I had a great time. Yeah. And the food was unbelievable. Everybody was super welcoming. So I was stoked. I think, I can't remember their names like, Noah and someone. It's weird that as a break, you guys went to go hang out with kids. Like usually people are trying to take a break from their kids. Like you said, that's where there's less crying is with small children as opposed to drunk people on the beach. Dude, what you can't tell is that it was probably 110 degrees that day. Yeah, yeah.

I was drenched in sweat. I mean, everybody proposing was, I was like, you, I think you actually look the best compared to all the other men. Clay was poor. Clay's just a sweaty dude. Yeah. I had two of the same shirt. I changed shirts because it was so blue. It was like,

it was like navy and it turned black. Oh, no. So I had to change shirts. At the end, like when I proposed, I'm wearing, I think like a large. Yeah.

And then at the end, when we start taking photos, I'm in like an XX out or something like that. Oh my God. It's so funny when you realize like the actual work that goes into the show because Matt Donald proposed? Matt Donald would have made an entire pool if he proposed. Matt?

I, oh my God. That guy. We just struck a nerve when we brought up Matt Donald. I was just like, I was like, Matt, he was like, dude, like, what should I do? I'm like, I mean, yeah, Sydney's like, into you.

You guys have an actual relationship and Bree's hot. So obviously you're going to pick Bree. I was like, everyone here knows this. You're the most predictable guy I've ever met. And then, like, and I just started chirping him for a solid, like, 45 minutes before the road ceremony. And then he ended up picking Bree. And I was like, you are such an idiot.

Yeah. Why did you do that? Right. Because him and Sydney actually seemed to have that genuine thing. And I think he was more. Yeah. Like, I don't know, like with bridge, like this. Supermodel.

So, yeah. That's so funny. I was so overhearing that word. Oh, supermodel. Yeah. Do the prune face. Prune. Prune.

Prune. That was tough to watch. Oh, man. That was tough to watch. But then Christian and Demi, of course, they got engaged as well. What sucks is that? I feel like you guys didn't get to see a lot of Christian's personality. She's hilarious.

I know. I feel that way too. And every time Christian and Demi had like a legit sit down. heart to heart, like, conversation, I was like, I just want to tell Christian all my problems. She's very mature. Yeah. Like, she is a grown-ass woman and knows, like, what she's doing. Yeah, it's true.

Every time we kind of saw them, they were going through like real relationship problems. Oh, yeah. They were, like, discussing real life problems. Yeah. And that's why I loved watching Demi and Christian's relationship so much is because, and seeing them get engaged in the end and everything was because there was real relationship problems. Like, a lot of the times you don't see that, but you can.

could see how like you could have relationship problems but then also work through and obviously you guys love each other and want to be together. Yep. I and I also think that that relationship given like who Demi is and the spotlight she's in would not have worked outside of Paradise but they didn't have that. Right. So people are like, why is she here? Christian should have left. They should just leave together. I honestly think that they needed that to really figure it out. So I'm happy that Christian came. She's a super cool girl. Yeah. Think about it like you were forced to figure out all your problems in that environment. And like if you're just regular normal life you could be like you could avoid them you can not address them you could just fight pressure cooker down yeah like you gotta figure it out yeah download tinder right yeah yeah and they they figured

it out how hard is it not to have your phone awesome you like it dude i love it i hate having my phone it's like i turn my it's not right now but i turn it into black and white yeah so i look at it less because you're addicted to the blue light okay but you but you but the first do that how do you even do that the first day the first day you're like are furious yeah wait is that So we're addicted to the blue light? Yeah, I'm pretty, I mean, I don't know if it's the blue light specifically, but you're addicted to some specific light that comes from your phone. I know what you mean, though, because her into black and white,

one, at the end of the week, if you do it for a week, it'll be like your screen times down like two hours, something like, something crazy. But also the first day, it actually hurts your head because you're having withdrawals. It's crazy. I know what you mean by liking it, though, because we've been to Augusta for the Masters, the golf tournament. And you can't have your phone.

Oh, you just want to throw that in there for a lot. Oh, Augusta. That's another thing. I was going to bring a master's for a golf tournament. Have you heard of it? I didn't know. I don't know.

Like, I do think our chis in the office listers are idiots. Figured I'd just lay it out there. The masters for a golf tournament. We went to Augusta for a golf tournament. Anyway. What I was trying to say. I did. I went to the masters.

It's a golf tournament. You are the man. But basically you can't, well, you can't have your phone in there. They have a no phones policy. And with the first 10 minutes, you're like, this is awful. Like, I just want to check Twitter. I just want to check Instagram. An hour in, you're like,

I wish I never get my phone back. I never want to have it. It's so nice not being around it. So I get what you're saying. It's so nice. I mean, you have no idea what's going on in the outside world. So it's pretty cool. It's a really, like, weird feeling.

They tell you going into it to take advantage of this time. Yes. Because you're not, you never, you will never have this again. I'll never have that again. Totally. That is awesome. I'm trying to think of some other things we wanted to touch on. Oh, John Paul Jones.

John Paul, Ocean. Ocean. Ocean. No. swell. No swell. Quick answer. Easy, love it.

Got it. Got it. But I went in the very first day and they said never again. And then I got demikes because you have to take your mic off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I just sprinted into the ocean. And then I came back and I was like, sorry. See, I, I would do the same thing.

I just can't be, like, I would rip my mic off immediately. It's been. No, I can't be tamed. Exactly. It's crazy. Yeah. Okay. You, before you came, you told me to remind you to talk about John Paul Jones with his Shakespeare.

Yes. Okay. Okay, so listen to this story. This is me asking. Oh, I'm on the edge of my seat. So he, John Paul, John Paul is super indetious, been with her. It was so cool to see because I'd never seen him like that before.

And he was like, I'm going to do something special with her. I can't remember if it was pre or post prom. I think it was pre prom. I think it was pre prom. And he's like, I'm going to do something special. He's, I don't know if it's portrayed that way through TV, but he is very smart, like very intellectual, very, very smart. He's like, I want to do something special.

I like Shakespeare. I'm going to read the sonnet to her. blah blah and I'm like I mean yeah I guess super long and he I think it's the night before a rose ceremony that he plans to do it and he's up in his room practicing for hours hours we're getting ready I'm like all right dude I'm gonna go down like you want to come down with us and he's like no no no I'll be there in like 20 minutes I'm gonna do this with Tatia I'm like great

five hours goes by we like do the whole night it's 2 a.m I'm like dude what happened to John Paul I go up he's asleep with the book like on his face he's just passed out and I wake him up I'm like dude what happened happened he's like I studied for too long man and then and then the next day he ended up doing it and I was like you idiot and Taser's like what's going like she was freaking out she's like what's going with John like where is he I hadn't seen him all night and I was like he said he's coming down so I'm stressing I go up and just asleep in his underwear it was I was dying laughing too hard it's a very jump all jones but he's so he would sleep all night and then sleep all day so I just didn't

understand what he did he did say he loved naps he slept all day it was crazy I feel like see this is where I don't understand because you're in paradise right and the beach is right in front of you for me I'd want to go in the water but you're not allowed you're allowed to go in the pool though right yeah pool's great so then I almost feel like right I can either drink and there's a two drink maximum which you can time by the way which you can time we've heard that we discussed with a nice shot well told you that right yeah I tell first off shot terrible idea you two glasses of wine last 15 minutes two glass of wine first 15 minutes you got a bottle of wine you're ready to roll yeah great point people have been saying the shot but it's one ounce

All right, well What is this? You're going to tell that I know. I just say I think he what is what is the bar But also like we had Wells on the show and he's the bartender But it's okay It's okay.

It's one else. It's Wells. I just I feel like napping is probably just one of the only options there. You know what I mean? Because you can either go in the pool You could drink You could talk to the people there And you can nap.

I mean you eat. how's the food? Food's fire. Really good. So good. Yeah, I ate a ton. I had so much guack. The shrimp tacos were probably the best thing.

So good. And they had pizza. What did John Paul Jones eat that he vomited everywhere? So I didn't see that, but that, watching it on TV, that was the funniest guy I'd ever seen. Oh, that was also what I wanted to ask you about when all, towards the end, when like, when Blake and Christina left. You guys just didn't know. But also, like, Dean and Kalin.

Yeah. Like, you guys were just gone. like for all of that. Like, you weren't in for like two full episodes. Yeah, I, so the Dean and Kaelin stuff, I was like, no way she's leaving with Dean. I love Dean. I'm just like, there's no way. Because it just seemed like she was so into Connor.

I was like, there's just no way. But then Hannah and I were like, yeah, let's go eat lunch. Maybe like fall asleep or go in the pool or something. We go up. And then I come back down a few hours later, like three people are gone. Yeah. I'm like, oh, shit. Like what happened?

So then. In your own little love nest. We started laughing. It's beautiful. Wow, we're so lame. And then the Blake and Christina stuff, we went to bed at probably like midnight. Yeah. Which is early because people stay up super late.

And then we wake up, come down. I'm like, oh, God, what drama happened last night? Would I miss? And then they like... I mean, that clip cracked me up. Like it was just like, Hannah being like, they left? Like, I think she's like, wait, what happened? And what's funny is when we walked down, it was probably like 12 p.m.

Yeah, yeah. Because we're just like, yeah, we should probably get out of bed. And then we go down. Have you have a time you have to wake up in the morning? So they, if you're not sleeping in the, well, actually it doesn't really matter, but the lights come on. You don't control the lights. Okay. So they come on.

When you're in a room, when you're in a room, yeah, they just turn on a light to when you're in, if you're in the bunk bedroom, there is literally an LED light right above your bed. And it just turns on at like 7 a.m. or something like that. So no matter, it's, it's something crazy. If you're in the, if you're in the room, I don't like referring to it as the boom, boom, room. Yeah. because that insinuates something. But if you're in the room,

if you're in the room with AC, those lights also come on. So like if you, but it's so crazy. If you unplug it, because I would unplug mine. I'm like, dude,

I'm not waking up at seven. Yeah. Yep. Blown me. And then I, I would unplug it and they would know. They would come in and be like, we know you unplug this.

Oh my gosh. That's like a true. It's like the Truman show. Yeah. Yeah. Anything you do, they know what you're doing. That reminds me of when I went to my senior trip to Disney World

and they taped the doors, but they like check to see. if you untake the doors. Did you go to a Catholic school? Yeah, I went to a Catholic school. Wow, that was a great guest. Yeah, that was a great guest. I went to a private Catholic school

and they taped all the doors shut. Wow, congrats. Thank you very much. No way. They know everybody's trying to get into each other's rooms. Exactly, and then they check the tape. Yeah, you get in trouble if you. Horny little Catholic kids.

Yeah, exactly. They're wilder than the public school kids. I get it. Listen, I went to private school. Yeah. I did. They probably would have taped your doors too. Exactly.

We had 70 kids in our grade, so. Oh, no, no. Very incestuous. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not for me. You got all boy school? No. Gentleman.

I used to be fat in high school. Was it all boy school? No. Do you have a high school picture of yourself that you could send us? Yes. 100%. That we can post and broadcast everybody. Very circle of round face, buzz cut, terrible look.

Wow. I was so Trent. I got it. I got what you're going for there. I felt it. I felt it coming my way. Terrible look. As soon as I got round face, I was like, that's coming right at me.

That's coming my way. I feel it. You look good. I wish I wish I. I wish I had hair like that. I really did. Goose made fun of my hairline one time. Yeah, he did.

He did. He did. Goose can't make fun to anybody, but I was just about to say that. He was like, I knew probably four people that had ever been on the Bachelor of Retire. He was one of the people that I knew of. Yeah. And great, great company, him and Chad. Oh.

And I was like. And I met him, and I really like Chris. I think he's cool. Crystal's really awesome. They both live in San Diego. So they've been, Hannah and I went over there and hung out with them. So they're cool. Okay.

So we'll watch what we'll say. Okay. Fair. You guys are friends. All right. You guys are friends. But he did make fun at Trent's hairline. We're good.

It's just a hairline, dude. No, but that did happen. It goes back pretty far. When Trent mentioned it, I was like, fuck goose. And Trump was like, no, no, no, no. Water under the bridge. I'm a very forgiving person. So it's all good.

He looked like shit last night. But. Yeah. Oh, with the shave. We're all good. We're all good. With the shave. It was a different look for him.

I almost text. I was like, oh, yay, keep the beard. Yeah. I mean, when he came on the screen, I could not stop laughing for a good 20 minutes. What did you call them geese? I said goose is evil twin geese. Yeah, I cracked myself up with that one.

No big deal. I'm hilarious. I made sure I posted it everywhere. Yes, she did. Text in the office, the story. You text us like, did you see my tweet? No, people. I do that all the time.

I tell my buddies, I'm like, check my Twitter really good. Check it out. I got something good up there. What happened was, you know, when you... There was a bandit last night. There was a bandit. And people... When it comes to Bachelor tweets, people are ruthless.

and they really like to steal the tweets, make them memes, and there's so many Bachelor meme accounts. You know what I'm talking about. And somebody stole my tweet. And one of the Bachelor accounts or somebody involved, and I was like, fuck this,

I'm posting my tweet everywhere. We won't stand for that. Exactly. So, sorry, Goose, you look like geese. You look like you aged 20 years. I don't take that back. It's just sometimes, like, when you're so used to seeing somebody with a beard

and they just, like, come in, like, if you shaved your face completely and came to work, I would be like, what the? fuck is going on. It wouldn't be good. I'm picturing it.

It's not great right now, but we could, you know, it wouldn't look. When was the last time you shaved your face completely? A couple years ago probably. Would you like, I've never, I've never known you with your face? Would I let you shave my face? At least half. Maybe. If we could put it on video.

Yeah, of course. Oh, my God. Tyler, great. So on the bachelor, there's so many, like, we have Paradise and there's so many bachelor's stories that we have. Yeah. I would shave my face so I'm like, I need to look very clean, blah, blah, blah.

And then we're in Latvia. And we're on a group date. Spoiler, I was on every single fucking group date. Thanks, Hannah. And then, and she's like, we're off camera. We're just hanging out. Just us and Hannah. And she's like, Dylan, I'm like, oh, she's talking to me.

She's like, you should probably stop shaving and, like, grow your beard out. It looks a lot better. Oh, I love that. I love that. And I'm sitting there. I look at talking. I'm like, okay

great cool and so maybe that'll get me a one-on-one date so then I don't so then I don't shave for like two days I have a little scruff going to the rose ceremony there's like it's the second to last rose I'm like oh this is this is mine I was like I didn't shave like I'm good

I got this she says Connor and I know Luke P's left and I was like oh shit and I like start looking at Jed I'm like all right man I'm out of here and then and that was it oh my God it's honestly like I'm sorry it's kind of sad but you're with Hannah G now

Dude, I think I'm a firm believer that everything happens for a reason. Totally. So I'm, uh, I'm very, very happy with Hannah. I mean, she's unbelievable. I'm just lucky the guy in the world, so. Oh my God. So cute. I could puke all over the last death right now.

I said I missed her when I got out of the car today. Oh my God. Do you miss her right now? Yeah, of course I do. Oh, that's great. Everybody drink. Just drink. Yeah.

Um, wait, we should. Yeah. Yeah. No, but seriously. Here's your refill. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm a little drunk.

I feel around myself. Oh, today? Another slide. Okay. We literally, we can't. So my, so one, two, two parts. I introduced her to my best friend or like one of my best friends. And then he's like talking to her.

He's trying to figure out because we grew up together. And as he's talking, I like have my hand on her like knee. I'm just like, because I'm sitting here talking. Yeah. Touchy. And then he's like, can you stop fucking touching her? Like literally 10 seconds? And I stopped.

And she looks to me and I was like, sorry man because we haven't had to interact with other people around that aren't on the show like people from your real life yeah so we have no idea we had no idea we had a really hard time we continue to have our time

not being all over each other like when we're in a group setting we're working on it we're very conscious of it have all your family but also like yeah my mom hasn't met her mom but they're going to be best friends they text all the time they're so similar I love that it's so sweet I mean goodness gracious but also tell your friend to like

let you put your hand on hand on So today, I'm carrying, I have that bag and I have a duffel bag. I'm not talking about it. Yeah, yeah. You're LV backpack, no big deal. I'm jealous because I have one, but it's way smaller. So then we, we're walking into, I don't know where we're going. I know if it's like, it's a People Magazine.

We're walking People Magazine. Oh, you guys are down in Brookfield Place. Again, people magazine. I've heard of it. Yep, visualizing. People Magazine is bothered? No big deal. We've been there before.

Yeah, I heard of it. And then, so it's a romay door. And I have both bags, and I'm a can, we can't go in together. And it's like we stop like The sliding door is they go right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We stop, I'm sliding door and I'm like, we have to separate. Oh my God.

And she stops, turns around. What an emotional moment. She's like, uh, should I go first? And I'm like, I'll be right behind you. You go first. Don't worry, babe. I'll be right there. And then she goes in, we get through.

Immediately the second I walk through, I was like, okay, we made it. And then it was so funny. I can't believe we got you here without Hannah. To be honest. We Uber did. We Uber here together. We Uber here together. Oh my goodness.

All right. here's another great opportunity for an ad. Let's talk about Tommy John, Ria. Shoot, there was something else I wanted to say. Oh, you're 24, 25? I turned 25 in Paradise. I asked Hannah to be my girlfriend the day before I remember. Oh, I remember this because we said happy birthday. Right, right. Duh. Your birthday was really not a big deal on Paradise. It was not like- Not as big as Kaylan's birthday really got blown up. Yeah. Because I was like, wow, my 25th birthday is so special. Let's go to a stranger's wedding. Yeah. My 20th birthday is on Friday. No big. Yeah, France 25th birthday's on Friday.

That was a pretty good plug for me. Yeah, like, are you in New York City still? Shit, do you want to go out? Do you want to come to her birthday part? Do you want to go out tonight or tomorrow? Yes. Both. Tyler, do you want to go out tonight?

Tyler does. Are we going out tonight? I will absolutely come out tonight. We have dinner tonight. Well, again, eyebrow race. Wait, why? Why do you want to leave? Or we'll wrap up and then we get in.

No, no, no, no. Don't wrap up because of Tyler. He sucks. I'm definitely not gonna wrap up To teller we go Wherever we go We go Tyler's the worst

Tyler's the worst Tyler You were making her email Tessa We can cut this out We can cut this out You wouldn't Cut this out

He's a popular guy He's not that popular He's pretty popular I did feel like I got big dicked A little bit You got big dick I'm not gonna lie We kind of were like

Fuck Tyler No no no First of all, okay, we'll say this. Because a lot of these are king and can. For sure. Yeah. Yeah, that makes sense. We are good.

And we're going, all right. While we're on the subject, I talk to, um, okay, well, no, back to your age. Oh, I'm those tennis pants. Get this man of microphone. They're the same size. Get this man of microphone. Also wore black jeans with me. With the ribs.

I was like, wow, you look great. She's like, don't, you're wearing a same. You're wearing a same outfit. it. Okay. That, that, 25. 25. 25.

We're going to celebrate for a friend. Did you ever think you were going to be engaged at 25? I think. Because that was the, like, you heard me. You knew I was rooting for you guys. And I was like, I just don't know if they're going to get engaged. They're both so young. I think it's so different.

Like, Hannah is super successful in what she does. I'm not saying I'm successful, but I'm working hard at what I do and I think I will be. So I know what I want to do. She knows what she wants to do. Right. Your life is established. Yeah. There's no, there's no, like, I'm not going out to Bebar like Trent every weekend or like Fibb. Trent parties all the time. I know you love Jeebs. I'm there all the time. I can't. I can't believe you're throwing like the New York intern like shit at Trent. Who's never lived in New York intern life? I'm always out. I'm always at B bar. Trent every night. Trent loves Feebs and it's like we're not doing that. We're not at that part. It's not that I did it. I went to Feebs. We all love Feebs. I don't even know what Feebs is.

He's like bringing up like the New York intern bars You don't know what thieves is, shut up. You go underage when you're like 20 and you're interning in Manhattan. The Durgan bar. You work in Tribeca and you're just like total bitch. But anyways, yeah, like we know what we want to do. We're very established and very confident what we can do. And we're also super just like, yeah, we love each other.

This is what I want for the rest of my life. So it's just now 24, 25, 16, who cares? And you didn't pay for the rings. Yeah, so like who cares? Whoa. I'm kidding. Did not have you seen your ring. It looks great, by the way.

It's beautiful, but like, there are so many other examples of how, sorry, I just grazed your hand there like I was about to hold raised your hand. Let's do it. Let's fucking do it, dude. I got sweaty hands. I'm sorry. What? No, they're not that bad. What are you holding on to?

I'm holding on for dear life. I don't know. I just, I just. Your hands are wet. No, they're not. Your hands are like Matt Donald. It's like you just washed your hands. hands. I'm nervous that you're here. I'm nervous that you're here. Please don't do. I'm absolutely. No.

You're the best. All right, guys, stop bickering. Okay. Okay. Sorry. What's crazy is that people will go on the show and have such a crazy following and platform. People want to take pictures of them. But it's like six months ago. Right. You were. It was nothing. And that's why this whole experience is crazy because some people obviously go on for that. Some people also don't go on for that. And so it's just such a wild change of events. Like your entire life just changes in the matter of months. Yeah. I mean, Mr. Cameron can speak to that better than I can, but it's just like, it's so crazy. The platform, and I still haven't really grasped it.

I don't think my family has really understood it yet. It's just so, I don't know, it's just weird. It's a really weird. Well, honestly, congrats to both of you because it's insane, and we truthfully have been rooting for you since the beginning. And Hannah, of course, she's one of our favorites to be on the show. Honestly, I feel like we have so many questions that we can sit here for two hours. I want to say I'm dying to meet Hannah because I feel like Hannah.

Should we FaceTime her? Maybe she's asleep. No, let her rest. Let her rest. Let her rest. Should we FaceTime, Demi? Well, you need to fix the Wi-Fi situation. I know.

We got a Wi-Fi here. It's crazy. We're an internet company. We have the worst. Yeah, the Wi-Fi is really bad in here. Is that how you classify yourself as an internet company? When we talk about how bad the internet is, I called an internet company. Oh, he has the Wi-Fi.

Oh. Wow. Wow. Welcome to the 21st century. No, welcome to the interview. Hey, no. Are you flirting with me? Yeah.

No, do you have anything to add right now? I was actually going to bring up that Catherine told me because I actually kind of hired Catherine She was telling me Moon's the best She was like and all her friends were shocked That you were engaged like you were the last person Who would ever get engaged as early

She was telling me that early It was Listen No one just spoke and just like Brookes something And do throw you up the bus I love it Mooney, thank you for that

No I like In college As It's always the last person you'd expect It was like I You go to Williams It's such a Williams as a whole one, best school in the country.

Love it till I die. Going to homecoming, it's going to be great. It is not like your typical go out, meet girls. My cousin goes to Williams. He'll tell you. I know, I'm well aware. We were talking about this before. Do you just like sit around and smoke weed at Williams?

No, so I'm not a big weed guy. Oh, see, this is what I was asking for him. I was like, do you think Dylan smokes? Because I was going to ask to smoke with you. Legal in California. I would do it. I would do it. It's not like, I don't.

I don't come home. I don't come home like, and I'm like, hey, Hank, you want to smoke weed? That doesn't happen. That's what I do. Yeah, I know. I know. And like that doesn't happen. But like, it's fun.

It's like cool to do stuff. Yeah, yeah. Whenever. But at Williams, it was just like, I played football. So we were busy in the fall. In the spring, we were relatively busy. But in the winter, you just drink every single day. Yeah.

And it's, it's cold. You can't go outside pretty much. And so it's just such a weird experience. And there's only 20, 200 kids. Yeah, it's essentially a high school. Right. So, and I would say 550 of them, we call them the Phantom 500. They don't go out.

So there's really only 1,700 people that you have a possibility of seeing out. So it's just not, but I will say there's a huge percentage of people that get married at Williams. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It just, like, wasn't my path. I went straight to San Francisco. I had a girlfriend who went to Trinity at the time, which is like right in Connecticut. You're really hitting up the, I'm really dropping Nescag, right now. You really are.

You really, I mean, I grew up in North New Jersey. and I went to Georgetown for like a brief amount of time. But I mean, all my friends went to all of these said places. I actually, I had two serious girlfriends that both went to Trinity. Wow. It was uncomfortable. Trinity is super small too. Trinidad is very, very small.

They definitely knew each other. I didn't go to college so I can't relate. Hey, congrats. Thank you. My dad didn't get a college either, so it's all good. Oh, man. Love it. Love it.

I feel like that was like loki a shot, but I'm not really sure. That was good. That, okay. I'm, like, trying to think of, I, there's so many things I, like, want to bring up, and then I'm losing my train of thought. The heart tattoo. Okay. Explain it to me.

Give me your unbiased opinion because I, I don't want to say it's split down the middle because I think it's, like, 60, 40, 70, 30. He has a massive tattoo of his heart, not his heart. Of a heart on it. Like a human heart. Love it. Yeah. Because when I saw you with a tattoo, I was like,

Damn, Dylan's not as much of a pussy as we thought he was. I'm kidding. It made you like a little bit more of a badass. What's this? I have a little palm tree. I got in New York. Oh. You know me and friends are getting tattoos actually tomorrow.

So this was supposed to be like the in and out palm tree and it was supposed to be like that big. Oh wow. And I go in and I go in and I'm like, yeah, this is what I want. He's like, I've got to make it a little bit bigger. Is that okay? I'm like, yeah. I'm like, yeah. Yeah, I mean, we'll say.

Yeah, yeah. We went a little crazy. We think we're cool as far. And so then I look down and I'm like, dude, that's like eight inches. It's a massive palm tree. And I'm just like, oh, my mom's going to kill me. And then so then I went back and showed her. So I got this when I was 17.

The top ones for my mom, the bottom one's for my dad. Because I have roses on it too. I have two roses. And then the palm tree is just like, I grew up in California. I'm just very, I heard Wells talk about it. It's like Dylan's a super broie guy. Like I grew up in California. I love the beach, that kind of stuff.

Okay. That's awesome. Okay. I like them. It's 60. Is it 64 day after you tell people why you got it? No. And then those people are assholes.

Yeah. And then it's 100%. It's like, I love it. It's like 64 maybe 73. People hate it. Well, this is the thing like, when I first saw it, I was kind of like, oh, I like it. But then I was like... It doesn't fit what you think.

But then I was like, okay, there's got to be a good, like, story behind it, you know? And then that I can respect. I'll probably get one more. I think I'm going to get my dad's signature, like, right here. He would write me letters and like sign it the same way every time. So I think I'm going to get that right here. Because everything's on my left side. so I was like I was getting left.

I actually love when people do the handwriting, when they take somebody's handwriting and make it a tattoo. Yeah, I think it looked pretty sick. My old acting, I don't know why I'm telling this, but my old acting teacher. Because it kind of asked something to do. Were you a theater kid?

No, no, no. I was a child model slash actor Dylan, a little more than that. I was signed with Ford models. I don't know if you've ever heard of them. Heard of it? Kendall Jenner. Yeah, I used to go to acting class,

and I don't know if you guys know, B. Miller. She's like a pretty popular singer now. Yeah, wasn't she on X Factor? She was on X Factor. Yeah, I watched the same. You watch X Factor? Yeah.

Fran watches all the shows. I watch every reality TV show. Don't knock it, Dylan. It's the shows that you were on. You know who loves reality TV? Whoa. You know who loves reality TV is Hannah? Hannah loves watching like the weirdest reality TV.

She just showed me the Duggers, which. Oh, man. Come on. That's like the bottom of the barrel. No, no, no. Once we get into TLC stuff, it's. Oh, yeah. She rips.

She rips. She reps my 600 pound life, and she also crushes Southern Charm. Oh, yeah. Well, yes. She just showed me Southern Charm. It's like... We've had the Southern Charm. It's like Jersey Shore.

It's like Jersey Shore, but you just take that and pull it down. Oh, yeah. I think Jersey Shore... But it's more like... It's like Jersey Shore. No, no, no. It's more... They're not classy.

No, no, but... Would you say Jersey Shore's most influential reality television show? I think it 100% was. For sure. Jersey Shore was so... I still watch it religiously if it comes on TV. When I was in 7th grade. Jersey Shore changed my life.

100%. Wait, how old are you? I'm 22. Jesus Christ. Yeah. How are you doing? I'm not that much older. I was going to come this way again.

How old do you think I am? I shouldn't have asked you that either. Oh boy, I'm 30. Whoa, whoa. You don't want to guess. He didn't want you to guess. He panicked. He didn't want you to guess.

I did. I panicked. Big time. I thought you were going to be like 38 and I was like, I would just go light myself on fire. I would have said 32. I'm going to light myself on fire. Yeah, you know, it's the first thing in my head.

32's good. Yeah. You're really looking me up and down right now. Well, Trent, think about this. He said Chris Pekowski is his oldest friend. And you're younger than that. So you're good. Yeah, I'm young.

I'm really young compared to him. I mean, 30's not, when he turned 31? March. Plenty of time. Plenty of time, man. Trump, we didn't do something big for your 30th birthday with me. I didn't do it. When's your half birthday?

It'd be September 9th. Oh, so it already passed. So you're on the wrong side of 29. I'm on the wrong side of my half. Or no, you're 30. I'm 30. So you're the wrong side of 30. Yeah.

Oh, my God. Boy, oh, boy. Wow, that was really... Sorry. Sorry, Trent. I still love you. I love you too. Call me a pussy.

Like 98% of America right now. No, bro. You're the best. No. See? A compliment battle. Yeah. Compliment off.

I love Trent. I love this. Okay, well, I'm trying to think. There was... Well, I mean, Tyler's thing right here. And we've talked to Hannah about this, the salmon jacket. Oh, okay. So we had two jackets.

You could just talk this one time. Hannah broke the news. We had two jackets. We had two jackets. And what confuses me is like, do you really think Connor, Tyler and I would fit in the same jacket? Yeah, maybe. Maybe. Yeah.

Maybe you and I, yeah. I don't know. It looked bigger on some people than it did. I don't know. So I brought, I had no. I honestly, I genuinely thought I was going to go home night one. Tyler also said the same thing. I thought I was going home night one.

Tyler thought you were going home night one? No, we both thought. Tyler was like, yeah, man, I'm going to make it, but you're gone. No, Tyler's, he's out. Tyler's freaking out. Tyler's freaking out. I'm like, bro, look in a mirror. Like, you are fine.

Trust me. And I'm freaking out because I just have no idea. I like, I just have no idea. I'm like, this is such a weird thing to be in. And. Place to plug his charger. But I'd ended up, Tyler, what is good, dude? He's got to charge his phone.

Leave him alone. Yeah. Yeah, it's such a broke kid in the city, man. Dude, I feel for you. Yeah, we'll find out more about that after the podcast. I fucking, yeah, like, where do you live? Dude, have you? You could sleep on the couch is here.

The fact, I love that you're sleeping on a goddamn futon. That is the funniest thing. Let's face-time hit us. You're back fucked up? You ride city bikes. I like that about you. Dude, Demi. Try and also rise to sit on.

I don't know if it happened already, but Demi's going on Elwood. That's my biggest fear. Oh my god Dee. Hi Demi. Wow, I look like that's okay. Are you going to come Hello?

Are you going to Ellen? When is it air? Was it live? Oh. Nice ring. That's a nice ring. Demi, can you flash us the ring one time? Just show him the ring, Dee.

Let's see it. Wow. Neil Lane. That guy knows what he's doing. Shut out, Neil Lane. It's blinding me. Yeah. Sell one.

down payment for a house in Arizona. I love it. What did you say? Don't worry about it. Let's ask Demi one question and put it into the mic so we can hear her. Demi, can we ask you a question and put it on the podcast? Okay. All right. Let's think of one question to ask Demi.

If you weren't with Christian, who was the hottest guy on the beach? Bill and Barber. Great answer. That's the answer we're looking for. There we go. You dirty liar. You fucking cam right now. Oh, you'd be with Cam?

Cam. Don't mind us laughing obnoxiously when you said Cam. All right. I'm going to call you later when I'm with hand. Sometimes I, see, we can maybe come back. I love you. I love you. All right, bye.

Sometimes I feel bad when we like shit on Cam because Cam has... I truly forgot Cam was on this piece in a paradise. You know who you... Trying to come on the show. You know who's forgotten is Kevin? You don't crash about Cam? Cam never was allowed to say anything

like in any reunion and then they let up say something in the last reunion and then it's only because the girl shit on him yeah they only put it in because on Gaga like took him out

it was so true because they were they hung out before Paradise like everybody talked everybody hung out like it wasn't a it's just that's what the world is today no I really forgot he was on Paris and when he started

speaking on the after show I was like oh my my god, Cam. Do you remember the, like, poem he wrote? Oh, yeah. Brutal. It's such a contrast because, like, he was so, which I don't understand. Yeah, he likes to lick the margarita off Kalyn's lip from what the heck he said.

What was it? We forget that Kaylin. The margarita. Made out with Cam. We forget out. We forget that Kalin made out with Cam. You know what, actually, people don't forget. If she didn't do that, maybe she would have been kicked off too early and she wouldn't

have been there with Dean. So you know what? She had to do what she had to do. Good point. She would have been fine. Kaylin? Yeah, she would have been fine. She doesn't want to go that.

She thinks she did all that. She had been fine for nothing. Cam, you know what's so funny is that like Cam was so all in on Kaylin and was like I wanted it. He openly said. She's going to be the mother of my babies. Would you look at that? A great opportunity to read our final ad read.

Ria? Let's let me, what we're talking about to pick it up. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. What were you talking about? Can I had something on Cam. It's so not funny. Well, I laugh, but I'm not sure he probably laughed.

He was like, Kailin, I wanted you to be the Bachelorette. You're going to be the mother of my kids. I'm so in love with you, blah, blah, blah. I kind of was the same vibe with Hannah. Yeah. Obviously, I didn't say those things specifically. Right, right, right. But it's so funny that people are like, Cam's crazy versus me.

And they're like, oh, Dylan's just like, oh, he's such a smitten little puppy. Yeah, blah, blah. And I felt bad for him. watching it real time. Well, you didn't have, like, the already kind of weird reputation. Like, Cam went in, like, having that weird reputation, so he just shot himself

in the foot. But you didn't have that, so, like, you could be, like, the cute, like, I just love Pantry. I'm all in on one girl. Like, she's so pretty. I also think that I was biased because Dylan, if I think, I think if you were anybody else, I probably would have shit on you a little bit, but because I already liked you from Hannah's season

and because I thought you were... I didn't do anything on that season. I think it was just because you were like normal. What did you say? Dude, when she ate that pickle, that was the funniest thing. I was hammered. Dylan, yeah, but I think it was just because... You were just normal and then we interacted with you on Twitter.

And of course we know Catherine slash Mooney, who you call. Like, we knew from firsthand people that know you personally that you were like a cool guy. So that makes a big difference. Yeah, shout up Mooney and Knows. It's trashing me really quick. They were talking shit behind your back all times. Yeah, what's good. How was you at me next time?

Yeah, yeah. But I also think that was part of it and why you didn't really get shit on as much as Cam is because people knew you were like a normal human being. Yeah. Rather than Cam who like keeps coming across as not a normal human being. Like, remember when we thought Cam didn't have a leg? Like we...

Dude, you have no forgot about that. I thought... I was like, show his legs. Show him. I thought when he pulled. I thought when he told us right before the tailgate that he needed to say something to Hannah, I was like, I was like he either has a kid or he has some very, very, very serious, like, degenerative disease, like, which I don't know anything about what he has.

What is it? Lymphidina. I've literally no idea, so maybe it is that. But when it turned out that it ended with him being like, yeah, my puppy died. I was like. Just, yeah, the way it was cut and it was just unbelievable. Which, like, it may have been a different conversation. Editing definitely has a role in the way things are.

Yeah, totally. Because it's like you film for, say, there's four or five days between a row ceremony. You film that entire time, 24 hours a day. And they have to fit that into, I don't know how long the episodes are, one or two hours. So stuff gets cut out, gets pushed around. Same thing happens in paradise. But it's just, I don't know. Yeah.

So whatever. All right. I think we can wrap it up. Wrap it up. I think we have to wrap up the whole podcast. Yeah. Like I said, we were. Did we take the whole thing?

Yeah. No, you guys are the entire podcast. We're doing the whole Friday energy on Thursday. And I think that wraps it up. So thank you very much, Dylan, for joining us. I think we're going to get drunk after this probably. I have one thing, though. Yeah, yeah.

So my cousin and his best friend love you guys. Okay. Spencer and Chris. Spencer and Chris. Spencer and Chris. What's going on? Shout out Spencer and Chris. And, oh, wait, wait.

I have a text message from somebody that I'm supposed to read to you. Oh. Love the shoutouts. I love this. Hold on. It may not be that great. Can we get. Oh, yes.

Wait, no, this is actually important? So you're from Jersey. Yeah. Is two in Jersey an actual rule on beer pong if it like rims around and then goes in another one? Yes. That's two in Jersey. That's an actual rule. If it, if it like pops in one and then pop, yeah, yeah.

I think that's two on Long Island. Yeah. I think that's two everywhere. That's one in Iowa. That's one in California. That's one in Iowa for sure. Yeah. All right, dude.

It's fucking Jupiter, Florida. I don't want to hear it. All right, buddy. It's not Miami. So you're saying if it spins out of one cup and it goes another, like, you take both of those cups away? If it hits in one. If it spins, so like, let's say I shoot it. Yep.

Hit this and it spins around and then goes in one. Okay. That's two cups. Yep. That's one where I'm from. Yeah, I mean, because you didn't fucking make it in the first one, but whatever. Right. That's exactly right.

Yeah. Hell yeah. Why would you guys not come out with that site? No, we will. We don't have plans. Okay. Okay. Okay, perfect.

We're going to rip up. What about Trent? you had Trent? I mean, Trent's invited, but Trent's going to say no. I don't want to throw Trent on the bus here. Trent's also from Iowa. I am from Iowa, so I don't get let in a lot of places. He wants to go do some karaoke.

Do you guys want to do karaoke? You're talking to the karaoke queen. Please do not bring Hank. And, uh, no, I won't bring Hank because he's working. I love Hank. It doesn't sound like you love Hank. That was my first question, actually. My first question was going to be like, are you dating Hank?

You've mentioned him and I'm like, maybe it's another Hank. No, no, I'm dating Hank. But Hank you're thinking of us. Henry Lockwood. Do you and Hank go to the boom room? Yeah, we live together, so we're always in the boom room. Hey, nice. Thank you.

Hell yeah. All right, let's wrap it up. This is, this is the end. This is the end. That wraps it up. Thank you so much. Thank you, Dylan. Thank you, Trent.

Thank you, Tyler, who didn't come on the podcast, but he's sitting in the corner. So I feel like this kind of counts. I'm coming. I'm coming. Yeah, we don't fucking. Yeah, we don't fucking. Yeah, we don't fucking. All right, all right, everyone.

You heard that. Yep. Oh, all right. All right. That wraps you up. Thank you guys. And we hope you have a fantastic weekend. I love you.

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We've been teasing who's it going to be. You've been making guesses. We said it's monumental. And here they are the goddamn Jonas. They're here. Kevin, Joe, Nick. It's a real disappointment. Yes.

Sorry, guys. Sort of let you all down. No, it was actually very funny because we have been teasing this 100 episode, and our fans are, they pay attention. So we literally said we're going to Denver. People were tweeting us your tour schedule, and they were like, wow, looks like they have a show in Denver. Wonder who your guest is. Oh, that's all kind of, very, very intelligent. Oh, yeah.

All around. These things together that even we don't know about our own lives. Exactly. Yeah, so finally, you guys are here. This has been a long time coming for us, not for you guys. I mean, we've been wanting you on the show. A short time coming for us. A short time coming for you. Actually, one of the first things I said when we talked about the marketing, the whole campaign was we got to do chicks in the office.

Kevin. I did say that. Kevin, this is why we called you, we did a Kevin chant at the first show you guys did when you got back together. That was what you wanted to ask. I did you remember that. I do. At the box. Yeah.

I remember it. Yep. At the box. We had to do it. Thank you. It was one of, that was awesome. We have been to multiple shows now on. on this tour.

Who's been, oh, I was going to say in general, because I know. I mean, it's frown. It's not even a question. How many shows have you been to? I have never done the math, but if I had to guess, I would say somewhere in the 20-ish range. I don't buy that. I think you know the number. I think she does.

I really don't. I really don't. That's great. I'm not. Because I've done, like, I've done obviously Jones Brothers, but then I saw Nick a few times. I've seen D&C. So like, and I add it all together.

Yeah, it's a pretty high number. You know what if you had Live Nation pull the numbers? Surprise, surprise. They were like, Frances Mariano has purchased tickets for 100 shows. Friend, how many were you at this year? Well, we did the box. We were at the box. We did, I went with my best friend who has been my Jones Brothers go-to fan, Claire.

We went to Philly. Shout-A Claire. We went to Philly. Philly, MSG. I went to the show. You guys did Webster Hall. Oh, nice. Yeah.

Yep. I saw you there. I was right in front of you. Friends, like I got right there. Every show. I was just like, okay. That's so cool. Hopefully we're higher show tonight in Denver.

You said you didn't have tickets and it's like, well, I guess you're coming to the show tonight. Yeah. We don't have tickets in November. Oh, right, right, right. No guarantees. Pending. Pending the interview. Yeah.

And then I have tickets in November for New Jersey. Oh, awesome. Yep. Well, thank you guys for getting back together because of that we have you here. And you're back on tour, obviously been to a few shows. What's it like being on tour now? Because you guys went from kind of just chilling out a little bit. And now it's just very hectic every day.

It's a big change. I mean, for all of us at different points in our lives at this moment, you know, the biggest, I think kind of common thread is balancing our lives at home. and specifically our families outside of our family as brothers. That's new and takes them adjusting. But the reality is that we build a community on the road of the people we like spending time with. We were really conscious this tour to make sure that the quality of life amidst everything else was high and that we were doing things that kept us inspired, that we were having fun.

And also taking some time off within the tour schedule just to go and do cool things. like this and making sure that we're conscious of the fact that our show is going to be better every night if first of all our relationships are thriving and that's our wives and just kids but also the people that we have around us but also

if we're inspired and doing cool shit and that's kind of what's happening. Kevin how has it been for you because obviously kids can't be everywhere you go yeah. There's school in school now. Yeah she started kindergarten Alina did. It's changed because they were with us all of August which was really cool

This is the first tour they've ever done. We've ever done with the kids. It was definitely a different environment. My room was just a playroom. Just like full of toys and like fake kitchens and, you know, right on. We used to have the ride on toys. You used to have like segways in the backstage. Now it's just our kids, my kids having ride on toys backstage.

It's great. But it's definitely something to get used to being away from home because for like five years, I really was just kind of home kind of living that life, which was amazing. And I'm so happy I was able to be a part of that. but now having them experience this part of the world of what our world is is really nice but also it's hard I fly home as much as I can on like say we have a day off like not yesterday but like a couple days ago get up at 5 a.m. fly home turn it around the next morning you know be home for 18 hours but at least you're there right and you've got to do it and you got to put the time in but it's it actually helps me do

a better job yeah right it's all about the balance totally and it's it's hard there isn't much of a balance. We work a lot. We do a lot of shows in a week. But it's so gratifying seeing the fans every night and they know what I'm doing and they're very supportive and they come out as much as they can. Yeah. That was what I wanted to get into. Obviously, your fans haven't seen you guys on tour in a very long time. How has the fan response been at the show? Is it what you expected? Is it more than what you expected? It's definitely more than what we expected. Yeah. I think when we put the initial announcement out that we were coming back, it was kind of immediate fans that were really excited. But to find out that there were so many fans out there who maybe were like embarrassed to say

they were fans for a long time or were secret about it. And to see those fans now realizing they're old enough to just love the kind of music that they love throughout high school years and middle school years, think a lot of people, even for myself, I would have my CD player in the bus and I would have a collection of CDs that I would listen to, but everybody would see what you're listening to. Right. Now you have a lot of. your iPhone, well, it was iPod and an iPhone, and it doesn't really matter what you listen to, right? So I think people had that confidence to just be excited to be a fan of music. And so to see the gross, the amount of people that we've seen at these shows has been insane. I mean,

we've had to add shows as well, which you guys were aware of. And it's been really exciting for us and overwhelming. And it's flying by pretty fast. We're already more than halfway through this year of the touring. But it feels really really. nice to do it, kind of on our own terms. I mean, that's the biggest difference of when we were younger was that things were happening so fast for us, and we had no time to stop and enjoy our daily touring life. Like Nick said, now we take the time to hang out with good friends and fly with them to the next city or just say, you know what, let's go do a cool tour of Cors Light because we're a big fan. And we actually do those things instead of talking about

them. And so that's the biggest difference, I think. Yeah. So we are actually at the Cores Brewery right now, This is really cool. It is really, so cool. Cheers. And it does. Like, I just took another sip of this. I'm just like, it tastes. Like, where does it tastes good?

It just tastes out of the office. Yeah. And you guys can now. I like the new, like the new sub show. Yes. And our first episode is with the Donuts father. On your 100th episode of chicks and Neil. You're cool with making this happen.

Yeah. But now you guys can drink at the shows. Yes. You can drink with your fans. What's that like now? everyone's growing up. It was kind of shocking. You mentioned the show at the box,

which was the, I think the first show in front of an audience that we played back. And we came out, and it was a small room. So small, yeah. It was about 200 people. And to be honest, we had had a few drinks before the show just to cut the nerves. We're nervous to get back down there.

I had maybe more than a few. Kevin, did you, though? Because you fake the shots, no? He does fake. Night, though. No, I think you guys were taking real shots that night. I remember you guys did.

take any such thing. The reality is, we looked out and we saw, oh my God, these fans grew up, miraculously grew up as well. We did, they did. And then, you know, at these shows, the Happiness Begins Tour, the bigger show, it's been really special to actually

have that moment after this song of ours, I believe, where we talk kind of quickly about, like, our experience in a city or, you know, how different these shows are now when they were back then. And the biggest difference at the end of it is that our fans are drinking and hanging out with us. And you can tell these are people that

work really hard. They're either in college, finishing college or they're working adults who have spent their money to come to a show and have a great night out with their friends. And that means the world to us that they would take that time out, spend their money. And, you know, I know that when I go out with my friends and go

see a show, I'm going to have a drink and enjoy and I'm so glad that we get to share that with them. And we obviously always encourage responsible drinking. Of course. Of course. Everybody is responsible. It's important. But I think that, you know, it's special to being a spot where the fans have grown. And then there's this whole other new fan base because Sucker was, you know, came out and I think people thought we were a new band.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And, you know, there's, there's a younger fan base again as well, which is so great to see them learning the old music, thinking it's new. Right. And, you know, it's like a new generation of Jonas fans, and it really means a lot to us. Yeah. It is great, because it really is such a fun way to hang out. Like, I have a group of girls that I have become I'm friends with literally just because we have all been fans for so long. We go to shows together. That's awesome. So it's really fun.

Fran brought just like one time just this girl showed up and I'm like, oh, who is this? And friends are like, oh, I met her at the Jonas Brothers show. I was like, that's one of my friends are my Jonas Brothers chat. She was like, Fran, that's kind of weird. I was like, maybe. That's what we hear more than anything else is people like come in the meet and greet or won't meet up to just say I've met some of my best friends just from being a fan for so long. And then the other part which is amazing is that, you know, the biggest learning curve for us has been

I think Joe or Kevin mentioned it. You know, I think back in the day, given the fact that we were, in some ways, like a boy band, even though we play our instruments and write our songs a little bit different. Not a lot of choreography. There were some guys that I think were embarrassed to admit they were a fan. But as you get older, like we all do, you start to become more comfortable with who you are. You're not worried about people's opinion of you. And if you like a song, you like a song.

Totally. And it's so great to look out and see guys come to the show with their friends, ready to party and have a great time. And enjoy music that they were probably. embarrassed to enjoy back in the day. And we're kind of in on that joke with them in a sense of like, it's cool, enjoy the show, have fun. We recognize you really wanted to then and you're living your best life now. And we were catching word that like year 3000 and burning up kind of became like college

turn-up songs. Oh, 100%. You know, and people who were in college when you guys were at that stage of broken up. Yeah, you want to get a party going. You throw out your $1,000. And I'll say that even our guy friends, like, When we go to your shows, they're jealous. They're like, oh, shit, should we buy tickets quickly?

I love that. They should. I remember my little brother who's always laughed because me and my little sister have always been huge fans. And when Sucker came out, he texted me. He was like, Fran, sucker is a bop. He was like, this is so good. So it totally is. And then I want to talk to you guys about the set list because you have made like a fan request part of the show,

which I think is really cool. And I think a lot of people go to shows of bands. or artists that they've always been a fan of, and they want them to play the new stuff, but they want to hear some of the old stuff. How did you guys kind of manage the balance? I'm sorry. I think we're going to say the same thing.

We went to a Garthbrook's show. Is that the same thing? And so we got really inspired by his show. And I don't know if you've seen that live show or if anyone out there has seen it. I know he plays in our minds. We were losing our minds. It was so amazing, but one of the best things about it.

Let's be clear. It was Fran at a Jonas Brothers show. Yeah. Let's be a describe it. Exactly. We made friends. We invited them to our work. So we freaked up because what we thought was so inspiring by that concert.

And this was during the breakup years for us. So Nick and I went just as brothers, as friends, to see this concert. We kept being like, damn, that's so incredible what he did. He does a fan call-out moment. And he'll ask people questions. Like, what's your name? Where are you from? What's one of your favorite songs?

And it was impressive that he got up there and just started playing it. Any song from any point in his career. I mean, it's more impressive the fact that he could remember. For me, at least that he could remember the lyrics. Personally, I was like, that's really impressive. But we challenged ourselves on this tour, and we said we should try to do something special to make every city different.

Whether we play the same song twice or three times, because that's what we heard in the audience. Some people make signs. Some people call out, hey, please play this one. And we try to, also in meet and greets, we'll hear a lot of people request songs, and we'll be like, all right, so we got like five today, requests of B.B. Good, for example. And then if we feel like in the moment, that's the one we'll

play, so be it. It's rare that we'll, like, try to really plan it out because we want it to be authentic. I mean, of course, there's a lot of songs. There's about 230-some songs we have now in our catalog, and we want to make sure we do it justice. So we, every once in a while I sit around and just play a bunch of these songs, just in case. But we do feel inspired in the moment to just play them. Has there been one you guys messed up? Oh, yeah. I think I sure. Yeah. Most of them. Like, two nights ago, there was one, I think, that we were a little, like, I was definitely not fully prepared to play. And so at a certain point, I just stop.

Just let it go. We have about 200-something songs. It's a lot to remember. So we kind of set each one up with, like, hey, we're going to do our best here, but we probably won't get this right. You just go like this with the microphone. Here, sing, your turn. Just set them up for failure so that they're happy with whatever they get there. Yeah, exactly.

Nick is saying that humbly, but the truth is, he can remember every song, every lyric, and play it on the drop of hat. And also kind of expects you to do the same, which is not going to happen. No, I'm just... Exactly. So it's one of those moments of me and you were like... Maybe not that one. There was one time recently where we really just couldn't decide,

but we were having a conversation with our eyes, the three of us, without talking about it. Like, we just couldn't decide what song we actually were going to play. it took like a little longer than it should have for us to select a song. One in doubt we just played Just Friends. Yeah. That's the one. No, too.

It's a one. You guys mentioned your breakup years and obviously you did the documentary and it was mentioned that Nick, you broke up the band, but you also got them back together. Sweet, sweet redemption. Yes. You redeemed yourself. What was it like trying to get everyone back together and who was like the last person on board here? I mean, it was a bit of a journey just because, It didn't start with, what do you guys think?

You want to give us a shot? It was four or five years of just learning how to be brothers again after, you know, things kind of fell apart last time. And we had to focus on just our relationship and rebuilding and finding common ground outside of just the group and what we were doing there. So I think once we figured that dynamic out, it actually opened up the conversation in a pretty organic way where I first spoke to Kevin and he was on board. I had to work Joe a little bit more, kind of tease it and sort of drop little hints. And then eventually I just said, listen, man, I'm ready to do this again. I don't know if you are, but I think we could crush it. And he at first was like, no new music.

I'll do it, but just play the old stuff. And then eventually he came around as well. And, you know, glad he did because it's been a crazy year. Yeah, seriously. Well, we are too. You guys just had a new single come out with Diplo. The music video is fantastic. It's very funny.

The only complaint I have is the song is way too short. It's a little short. As far as songs run, I was like, what the heck? Surprisingly, Sucker's pretty short, too. Yeah, that is. That is true. That's why I've played Sucker a million times. That's kind of our idea.

Yeah, that's kind of the idea. Radio these days plays short songs. That's true. The whole town road is very short. It's so small. We try to adapt to what was going on out there, but it was a fun collaboration. What was that?

Obviously, the music video was the idea of Diplo kind of filming your wedding and whatever he did. Whose idea was it to, like, do that? The story about this song is like, totally basing truth. The first song Nick and I wrote together since the band broke up in minds for the Jones brothers was the song with Diplos. This was like, it's almost a two-year-old song. Wow, okay. And we've been working with him on this record for, what it feels like, years and years. Just trying to change it up here and there.

And then all the personal things happened between us where, like, you know, he's filming my wedding. And it was quite funny. Then it wasn't funny. It was funny again. And then it was just like, we got to do something special for this video. And he obviously hacked us and then started posting a bunch of stuff. And that's why our hate-love relationship with Diplo lives on. Yeah.

Were you actually mad at Diplo? I feel like this is something everybody is wondering. Like, was it a joke? It's a little bit of both. I mean, I was pretty drunk the night that it happened. So I feel like it was just funny. And then I woke up, I was like, damn, everybody knows. Really great.

Yeah, I blogged it immediately. Yeah, I was like, geez, Jiplo, like the whole live stream. But if you want to promote anything ever, just have him do it. So true. Without you knowing. I mean, it ends up being great for the music video. So that's great. Full circle.

Yeah, exactly. Exactly. And besides the tour and your music, you're all working on separate things. We're here at Coors Brewery, like I said. Do you guys want to talk about what you've been doing here today? Oh. Yeah, I mean, this is very exciting stuff. Taste testing a lot of beer, but more importantly, we've been taste testing our beer.

Our own... Don't, don't, don't. We're doing a collab with Coors Light. We're going to do our own bottled Jonas Brothers Corse Light. like batch. So basically you have to go find it. Okay. So it's not going to be like...

It's going to be a scavenger. Limited, but it's one of the far more exciting collaboration to us than our diplo. Oh, yeah, yeah. Forget that. This is our life. This is our great.

This is this diplo. This is course life. It stops most of our collaborations ever. Very exciting. You know, we, like we said, we've been fans for a long time. And I think The thing that makes it so great to us is the fact that, you know,

some of these relationships are sort of concocted and made to happen by the teams and Asians and all that stuff. But this is like a really authentic, real relationship where we're just genuinely fans. Yeah. Yeah, all that Coors-like content that has been posted over the years has been truly authentic content, not just paid content. So then to get to come here, actually learn a bit, try to be a sponge, and, you know, just observe and kind of be wowed by all of it and then also start the process of kind of bottling our stuff

and getting out there is really exciting. I miss all the other amazing things happening. And, you know, I think this is one of those, like, things will look back on in 50 years. And our kids would be like, wait, you did what? Yeah. And I'm going to have a Coors Light bottle with my face on it. Yeah.

Oh, I mean, I hope you all have a face on it. That's what it is. Yeah. The packaging is literally our face. It's the same thing. with the sunglasses in the Rockies. No, we haven't seen it yet. I think there's a bottle of it.

There's a prototype. Oh, we got to see it. So, limited edition, where can people get them? Is it just like kind of a race? Get them online. Get them online. Is that correct? Thank you.

Okay. You can get them online. And then I think it's like stores, right? Yeah. And select stores. It's like states. Yes. We won't tell you what the states are.

Yeah, yeah. We'll just have to figure it out for ourselves. Just go everywhere you buy beer, and hopefully you'll find it Jonas Brothers Coors Light bottle. If you don't, You still have delicious Corz Light? Yeah.

Correct. And hopefully you send it to us. And they're still by the Coors Light. Corslight announced today they're changing the name to Jonas Light. Wow. Huge news. You're breaking in your first. Breaking news.

It's now calling show. Their shareholder stock just plummeted. So we just toured the Jonas Brewery. Yes, exactly. And it was. They officially handed us the keys. Yes. And so we went to the Penn State show.

We went to Champs afterwards with you guys, Kevin, you weren't there, unfortunately. Daughter's first day of school. Yes. You guys drink Velo 1 with my wife. We did. We did. Drink Vella wine, which you want to talk about.

And she loved you guys. We loved her. She was so excited today when I was like, she was on the show. She was on the show. Yeah, but she had a really fun night with you guys. Yeah, I mean, we... Chimps does that to people.

Champs is fantastic, and it was one of those things where you meet guests and you think like, oh, you hope they remember who you are. And we interviewed Pryanka months ago, so when we were at the back bar, and I just kind of, like, gave her a little tap on the shoulder. I was like, hi.

Like, I don't know if you remember us. She was like, oh, my God, of course, like, so nice. Oh, that's so cool. Yeah, it was amazing. We had so much fun. The tequila is fantastic. Glad you like it. We loved it, and you can buy it in, right?

New York now. It is available in New York. We're starting to spread across the rest of the country. But it's very exciting stuff. There's things happening on all fronts. Yeah. So much. Just it's all happening.

All right. I agree. I think you have a quick little game we want to do. I do have a game. It's Fran against the Jonas Brothers. A little trivia here. A little Jonas trivia. I like this. Fram will win. Superfan versus the real deal. I don't know. She like did not tell me anything. I swear. And she got her questions from her super fan neighbors. Kim and Kelly, shout out to them. They gave me these questions. They're huge fans. And I think they might be. Kim and Kelly. Yeah, they might be. Who knows. All right. So are you guys ready? Let's do it this way.

I think just first stancher. We're not professional so we don't have cards and all that stuff to hand you. This is a podcast. I prefer this version. When's the last time a podcast was in the course like brewery though? No, this is the first time. Chips out of the office. Chicks out of the office.

They're telling me first time. Oh, first time. Here we go. Here we go. This is monumental. First and last time chicks will ever be allowed here. So I'm going to read a question and then I think just whoever blurts out the answer first. Sounds good.

Sounds good. Okay. Cool. What summer 2006 movie did the song, Time for Me to Fly, play in the credits? Aquamarine. Yes, Aquamarine. Got it, Kevin.

That was good. Did you know that? No. We had to approve. I didn't know. And that sucks because I love Aquarine. That too. The only reason I know that is because it was just on some random movie channel

and my daughter said. HBO. Yeah. My daughter was like. Jojo's in that movie. Jojo's in that movie. Jojo's in Emma Roberts. And Sarah Paxton.

Wow, Nick, that's incredible. He was also randomly a guest star on Jonas. Oh, yes, yes, yes. All right, back to the game, guys. Enough of yourself trivia. Let's go. Just saying. What day, month, and year was the first single Mandy released?

Oh, no. Oh, I got it. August? No. It's March. Nope. Oh, I mean, did I just keep guessing months? April? No, no.

There's only like October. September. January. No. April, May, March. February? September? September?

September? No. I mean, I mean, every month. I said April. May? May? June? July?

December 27th, 2005. Wait. Wow. That's a terrible time to release a song. Right after Christmas. Right after Christmas. No one cares. Wow.

Wow. You got to step it up this time. I mean, I can't believe you just ask me what day. a month and year, Mandy was, okay, I mean, I'm failing. We thought you were a fan. This is going to be so bad. People are going to be like, France, not even a fan. And these are questions that two big superfan sent me, so I'm just saying.

Yeah, yeah. Okay. Fact check that. Yeah, yeah. That does not feel right, because I feel like we would have gone to TRL during the summer. It is right. You're right, because we went to TRL in, like, January. There you go.

So we released it over the holiday break. Wow. Okay. It's like I just brought news to you guys. Okay. Question three. You guys had a team, road dogs. You played softball on the road.

Yeah. What were all three of your numbers? Oh, I know. 10, 16. Yeah, no, I'm one of the number. 19. No, that's wrong. 19.

I know what number I was. What number two? I'm number two. What are you talking about? Number one. Your number one. Number one. Wow.

So, nobody got Jones. But Kevin. I switched my numbers. You switched your number. Once I got married. And just, yeah, because, uh, ooh, I don't even remember. This is just turned into trivia about the same. It's just like it.

Was it 16? Five. Oh, four. What was it? Three. Eight. Why was it? Eight.

Infinity. Eight and I have the picture. We're all looking at things. I get to make sense because we're all talking to this. This is a good question. Oh, my God. These are pretty intense questions. I'm actually pretty proud of myself.

Kelly and Kim. Kelly and Kim. Well done. Knocked it out of the park. Wow. Okay. Question four. I mean, well, I get one right?

Probably not. Okay. Question four, I don't think you're going to get this one either. Oh, is this the one you said none of us we're going to get? Probably not. Okay. Great. What did Joe and Kevin dress up as at Soundcheck at Nassau Coliseum in 2009?

Oh, my God. See, they went to this show. That's cheating. That's cheating. No. Okay, we did that one. See, this is cheating. Like, they went to that show.

No, there's pictures. Creolucrans? Nope. Shit. Should I just take a guess? Nope. I don't know. I mean, I could go through the list of things I can round or whatever.

I basically brought that period of my life. We broke up shortly after it. Some sort of animal. Animals. You're on the right path. And Nick did not dress up. He never dressed up. He doesn't believe in dressing up.

Ask him what his first Halloween costume was ever. What was your first Halloween costume ever? I don't think I had one. Oh no, it was Mark Wahlberg. I just wore a backwards hat. Yeah. There's just crickets, crickets. Yeah.

What was the answer? I'm so curious. Pigs. And I also have the pictures. You know why? We wanted to do the three little pigs for Soundcheck and Nick wouldn't put on the costume. That's not true. That's why the band broke up.

My guess was going to be musketeers, but then I was like Nick didn't dress up, so that wouldn't make sense. Three little pigs. I feel like I screwed you over with these questions. I should have asked you to like give me, like, I should have rigged this a little bit. Even we're having a hard time with them.

I have three more. Okay. Wow. Okay. What Grammy Award show were the Jonas Bellers nominated Best New Artist. So, like, what... Year?

Yeah. No, when they say it's like the 40th Grammy Awards, yeah. 51st. Got it right. Finally. We got one right. What year was that?

208? The Grammy's in... Yeah. Is that 2008? I don't remember the year. That was 2009. 2010, actually. 2010.

Because it was... Oh, 2010. Yeah. No. No. No. No. No.

It was 2008. No, it was the... I'm telling you, I was not. I'm telling you the cutoff period. We needed a fact-time. It was 2009. But it was 2008. I wasn't married yet.

Okay, so it was, but Lindsey Graham was in February, of 2009. It was 2009, because then later that year I got married. Okay, got to 2009. I used that as my, like, baseline for, like, everything previous thing. All right, let's lock these out.

BM, before marriage, okay. Two more, two more here, real quick. Finish the lyrics. This is only between Joe and Fran. Let's go, friend. Okay. This must be a fast life reference. I am what I am.

What can I say? I'm going to be this way right up until my dying day. Finish lyrics. I mean, I can, now I'm playing in my head. I know it. I got it. Let's hear it. The ladies first.

I don't want to sing out loud. It's okay. You probably should. I mean, I'm flying through it, but I'm not going to be able to say it. I'm going to try. Go for it. So, dying day. Can you say the lyrics again?

I am what I am. What can I say? I'm going to be this way right up until my dying day. And I won't back down, won't turn around. Nope. Next like, nope. I'll never change my ways. This is Joe's verse. Hence why you haven't heard it in the favorite call-out yet. Okay. Last question. What year did Nick say he was going to run for president?

20-40. There it is. even an election year. Okay. So you're not... The way the world is going, you never know what's going to happen, people. Nick Jonas can become president. There you got. All right, well, now wraps up the questions.

Yeah, I think that's basically all the time we have. Thank you guys. Thank you guys. This was very fun. So much fun. Thank you, Cors Light. We'll be here for number 200. We would love that. We're going to mark you down for that.

Please don't know. Okay, 150. I don't know. Okay, 150. Mark it down. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers, Sheila. Cheers. Thank you guys. Thank you guys so much.

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