Chicks in the Office - Big Housewives News, Alec Baldwin's Plea + Beat Ria & Fran Game 60
Episode Date: January 9, 2023Subscribe to our YouTube > http://bit.ly/CITOYOUTUBE. Kelly Keegs is on the pod (00:00-16:17). Prince Harry memoir update (18:00-29:20). Jen Shah sentenced (30:29-49:47). Lisa Rinna off RHOBH (49:48-5...9:25). Alec Baldwin begs people to follow his wife on IG (1:01:10-1:14:39). Game 60 of Beat Ria & Fran with Lisa & Jane (1:15:16-1:36:16). MERCH! > http://bit.ly/citomerch. Follow us on Instagram @chicksintheoffice and on Twitter @chicksintheoff + subscribe to our Snapchat > http://bit.ly/thegroupchat.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/chicks-in-the-office
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This is state of emergency.
What's up, everyone?
It's Chicks in the Office with Wia.
Ria and France.
Can we keep that Friday energy on a Monday?
See, I was in my head about doing the intro, and then I stumbled on it.
That was tough.
Kelly Kiggs, you're here with us today.
Yes, I am.
Hey guys, it's Fran.
Ria is not here, unfortunately.
She's very upset about it.
There was a death in Marty's family.
So she is being very supportive and has to be at all events.
Which is very nice.
And funeral.
Yeah, of course.
Yeah, of course.
That's something that is a must attend.
Absolutely.
You know, have to be at all those things.
100%.
So she, Wake was.
yesterday funeral today. So very busy
couple days for Rhea. But she did, of course,
send a statement
to Kelly and I that I will
read from her.
She says,
Hello guys, Ria speaking. I apologize
not being able to be there today.
The last thing I would want to do is
miss the second episode of the year.
But unfortunately, this was unavoidable.
I've called in my most trusted
fill-in, pop culture and bachelor
extraordinaire Kelly Kegan,
aka Kelly Kiegs, who shines like
the life from the sun. Shout out Lizzie McGuire movie. I hope she comes out with her hottest
takes that people will love and also get mad at. Please don't miss me too much, but I will miss all of you.
Talk Wednesday. Chow!
That's a really sweet. It was a really sweet note that she said. I appreciate that she trusts
me to fill in and I appreciate that you guys trust me to fill in as well. We do. I love coming on.
You know that. We absolutely do. Yes. So I think she was upset because she just, you know her.
She was like, I'm so pumped to get back in the swing of things. I saw her. I saw her post it.
When I saw her recording personal videos to post on about how excited she was to get back,
I was like this, but she needs something to do.
Exactly.
She's got a lot to say.
Exactly.
Yeah.
So she was sad to miss this.
The timing we just could not figure out.
So Kelly, you are here.
I am.
How are you?
I'm doing all right.
I'm hanging out.
This week is so much better than last week.
I'll tell you that much, Fran.
Yeah.
Last week I just could not get my brain right.
I was saying it all week long.
And I know that everybody says that when they come back from a holiday situation.
No, I'm a big.
It's hard for me.
I'm a big
advocate for
the new year
doesn't start
until like a weekend to January.
Until the week later, yeah.
Because you have to because it's outrageous.
For me it's like a throwaway week still.
Like because we came back
and it's Tuesday, Wednesday,
it's not a full week.
Like this is the first full week of January.
Yes.
And once I have the full week,
I'm like, all right, now I can start to
plan my whole week.
Yeah, exactly. It was still kind of a weird
week. It was bizarre.
Yeah, it was also, yeah, people were
in and out, people were coming in a couple days
later, you know, some people were coming
in early, some people worked over break.
Like, it's just, it was a funky time, whatever,
but I do think that
the rest was well needed. And I
got all my things done yesterday.
I had a very productive Sunday. I don't know about you.
But the first and a long time, I've had
a productive Sunday. I wish I did that. And so I woke up
today. I wouldn't say bright eyes.
and bushy-tailed, but close, as close as I can be to that.
That is very good.
I really was fairly lazy this weekend.
I am.
Do you go out at all?
Yeah, Saturday I did a little, but...
A little rage?
I was just mostly sitting on my butt on the couch, watching TV.
And relaxing, chillaxing.
I did the same.
I just watched football day, Sunday.
That's a good day.
And that's a calm day.
Yeah, it was.
I did yesterday, to be honest.
It was.
I listened to a lot of Harry Potter, as always.
Yeah.
I, what did I watch?
Oh, you know what I'm watching right now for the first time all the way through?
I've seen episodes and I know all the characters and it's like one of my dad's favorite shows, but the Sopranos.
I've never watched a Sopranos start to finish.
And so it's just been on kind of like in my house.
Yeah.
And I like it.
It almost makes me feel this sounds insane because my family is not like this, but it does make me feel like homey.
I don't know why.
It's just New Jersey
I think it's New Jersey
And to be fair
My grandparents kind of sound like that
My grandparents grew up in Hoboken and Newark
So it kind of sounds like them
Yeah
And it just gives me those vibes
So it's a little homie while I'm like making my dinner
That's nice
It is a great show
It is one of those ones where
I think
For some people it takes a while
To do it
It's either like you did it right away
Yeah
I think I watched in
I want to say lockdown
I think I did
Oh yeah yeah
Joe and I did it for the first time.
Well, he had seen it, but I hadn't.
Yeah.
So it was like, okay.
Lockdown is when I went through all the housewives.
Yeah.
That was my, I did a lot of that too.
And Love Island.
I did a lot of that too.
I was really dedicated to reality TV at that time.
No, I'm happy about it.
How was it?
Oh yeah, no, what's up?
It was good.
Hung out with some bars to people on Friday.
Oh my God, that's right.
You guys all went to dinner.
No, I meant to ask you like, how are you feeling after hanging out with celebrities?
Like, do you feel good?
Tommy smokes and Jeffty low.
Excuse me?
I was like so lucky to sit next to Tommy smokes.
Honestly, though.
Did you get his autograph at least?
I got a picture with him, which is awesome.
Oh, thank God.
Okay, good, good.
That's better.
That's the modern autograph anyway.
But, thank God.
That was good.
And Saturday, my sister and her friend stayed in my apartment.
Oh, that's fun.
Parte.
Yeah.
Not like I didn't go out with them or anything, but they just needed a place to stay.
Yeah, my brother does that with me all the time.
So.
Did you feel cool?
That's very,
that was coming.
Yeah.
I always feel cool
whenever my brother
comes from it gets to say.
And I also was like putting a cap
on the number of people
she could have stay.
I'm like,
you don't get to have like
five friends in my.
Yeah,
that's absurd.
I think that's fair.
Well,
my family was trying to tell me like,
my dad was trying to be like,
like whatever she wants to do.
I'm like, no.
You get like one or two friends.
How many?
Yeah.
Also,
you don't know about yourself,
do you?
No, you do.
Yeah.
But it's like,
but you can't have that much room.
I would say is your apartment big enough to house five girls?
It actually is kind of like a lot of air mattresses.
Yeah, what?
No, my couch is kind of big though, but no, I'm not doing it.
Five people.
Yeah, I just like still want that.
I would, I would cap it at two.
I'd be like, I'd be like, Sam, you can, it's you and one other friend.
Yeah.
And that's the max I can stay at my house.
I don't need five people cycling in and out of the one bathroom that I have.
That's insane.
I think I could do three.
Yeah.
I guess it just depends on the size for your apartment, I guess.
Yeah, I guess so.
Damn, I didn't know you had it like that.
Yeah, it's like, five.
No problem.
Last I heard you were like, you were like with 12 roommates in the West Village.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, Dana and I used to live in the closet.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But no, no, didn't really do much.
We walked to the, we walked around the Upper West Side a little bit.
Damn, who should call me?
Central Park, went to PJ Clark's.
Oh, my God, yum, though.
Delicious, that's nice.
Oh, you know what I did see over the weekend?
Don't tell my brother, because I was supposed to see it with him, and I went over there,
and I saw it, Megan.
And it was so fucking good.
It was unbelievable.
I'm glad you brought that up because I, my jaw was on the floor when I saw, Ria and I were texting
about it in our group chat.
We were like, because that fucking trailer would play towards the end of Baxter and Paradise.
And literally I had to close my eyes.
I was like, what is this?
I don't like her at all.
She's freaking me out.
And I was like, there's no way this is a good movie.
It's impossible.
There's just no way.
And then all the reviews started piling.
It's got like a 96% of rotten tomatoes.
Everybody's talking about how good it is.
All like Maude Apatow posts on our story was so good.
Lily Reinhart posted on her story like 10 out of 10, like great movie.
And everybody's talking about how good it is.
It's excellent.
And now I have you to back it up too.
It was all things.
I've been describing it as like spooky, funny, smart and like a thriller.
And there's murder.
Like there's murder in it.
It's a little gory towards the end.
But like, have you ever seen?
Did you watch The Twilight Zone growing up?
No.
There's an episode of The Twilight Zone about a talking doll named Talking Tina.
And when the doll is not with the kid and only like the dad is around, the doll has a bad attitude.
And it'll say like, my name's Talking Tina.
And I didn't like that when like the, you know, when the dad is like throwing it down the stairs and like whatever.
And it's very much like that, but extremely modern.
Like obviously Megan is like this robot.
that is just getting smarter than anybody anticipated.
And so that's the issue.
But I saw it.
The theater was like full of people.
And you laugh.
There's like moments where you laugh a lot.
There's moments where you're terrified.
There's moments where you're just like,
this is interesting.
Like it's very good.
Alison Williams does an amazing job.
And yeah, I'm going to definitely go see it again.
Like I said, my brother, I didn't tell him I saw it.
But he's going to be upset with me because he wanted to come in and see it.
And I told him I was too tired.
And I was like, you should come next weekend.
and then I went, oops.
Oh, well.
I live so close to the theater now.
Yeah, I saw.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I saw, which, like, they don't have good seats, by the way.
They always forget that.
I think they have one theater that has a good theater.
Oh, they do.
Yeah, yeah, the avatar was in there.
Yeah.
And I was like, yeah, I should go see Avatar just for the nice seats.
Yeah, I was pissed off.
And I forget every fucking time, but it's right by my house.
So I'm like, oh, I'm obviously going to go here.
Also, I heard that Sinapolis is closing.
I heard a rumor.
I hope it's a nasty rumor because I love that theater.
in Chelsea on like 23rd Street.
It's close to, it's fairly
close. It's like 23rd,
it's like, yeah.
I am
just an avid,
just an AMC. Well, I know.
Because the Lincoln Center one is AMC
and I was sitting there and I was waiting on a 12 hour
line for popcorn and I said, when I saw Don't worry darling
with Fran, we had the AMC premiere
and we were able to cut the fucking line. And I had
wished you were there at that time. In my head, I almost texted
you like, damn, waiting on line blows.
Well, I saw, I saw a review that was like,
Like, it said Megan was like a Terminator and Clueless and combined.
And I was like, what?
That's a pretty good.
Yeah, that's a pretty good descriptor, I guess.
She's very, you know, she's supposed to be sweet.
Yeah.
But it's like menacing, you know?
Is it animated?
No, it's like CGI.
Her face is CGI, but her body is real.
So I looked it up because I was so curious, like, who is playing this doll?
Right.
It's one girl does the voice and then a different.
girl is the body and she wears like a
I looked into this whole thing she wears like a face mask
and then they see she superimpose the face on her
does she move like a human or is she moving
no she moves like a human because she is a human
there are points where she like a little bit moves like a robot but
she's kind of stiff but she moves like a human
it's creepy that's look that was my initial
fear with seeing it because her fucking face
just freaked me out so much the face is so
it seems like that is something that I'm like I'll see it again today
I might see it a hundred times.
It was so amazing.
It really was good.
And it's just such an, Ronnie Chang is in it too, who I love.
I'm going to have to go see it, I guess.
You have to.
I would have to.
My sister to go see it with me because you really should.
Joe does not do scary movies.
Oh, yeah, that's what I always forget.
That's going to be a no-go.
That's going to be a no-go.
I would call it a scary movie, yeah.
I would say it's, you know, it's an A-24 movie.
Like, or not A-24.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's a 24 movie.
Bloom House.
Yeah.
My fucking boys at Bloomhouse
Bloomhouse knows how to make
like creepy thriller.
Like they are the best with creepy thrillers.
Did they do the menu?
Or is that different?
Oh no, the menu was searchlight.
No, that's searchlight.
Yeah, yeah.
And which I loved.
I saw Barbarian.
I saw Megan, came home, watched Hereditary again,
which is just scary every time.
And then the Barbarian and I was surprised.
I love scary movies.
What a thrill.
I'm a scary girl.
I love this.
That's like way too many hours.
of being scared for me. I love it. Barbarian
is one of my favorite movies this year. People were
so I put it on, I had never even heard of it. It never even popped up for me.
And I was like, oh, well, and I was kind of looking up like, you know, Oscar movies and
award movies, whatever. When you jump scared, Justin Long, when you jumped scared yourself.
Justin Long. Busted in here. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Justin Long was here promoting Barbarian.
Yes. And I realized that after fact. I was like, wow, what a full circle moment. Like,
how did I, I, I didn't even register that that's when you announced to Justin Long that the queen was
dead.
Oh, yeah.
I've never been so embarrassed.
Like, bust it in.
She was like, the queen is dead!
I didn't even know he was here.
Yeah, he was like, oh my God.
Yeah, he was like, oh my.
I was like, fuck, this is so embarrassing.
But, yeah, that was mortifying.
I'm still embarrassed by that.
But it makes sense that I blocked Al Barbarian
because I was so embarrassed by my behavior at that time.
But it was also very good.
Scary, that.
It was funny, too.
It was funny in some parts.
I think that...
I didn't find that scary, though.
I thought that it was scarier than...
Let's say.
I wouldn't say it was scarier than Megan.
I would say they were equal levels of, like, creepy and gore.
But Megan is more scary in a way of like, you know how people get scared of I Am Legend and stuff?
Because it just seems like a true story about the future.
That's what Megan is like, oh, fuck, this is a little too close to home.
Yeah.
So it's like a little too close to home.
Because it's like, obviously this is ridiculous.
Megan, now with AI, it's like what.
Oh, no, no.
It is too real.
Sometimes I sometimes I, sometimes I, sometimes I,
see like AI videos on TikTok and God, they really freak me out.
I hate them.
My friends and I text all the time.
What's the one that they have now?
That everybody's talking about.
It's not Sophia?
No, no.
It's not a person.
I mean, I don't know what the heck.
The proper term is to call.
I don't if I know.
AI?
Like just like, what do you mean AI videos?
Like artificial intelligence.
Oh, I feel like I'd never see any of those.
Oh, really?
Oh, yeah, no, that the hotness right now.
I think it's, um, is it coat?
Yeah.
I see a lot of, what's it?
Oh, code GPD.
Is that something?
Oh, I have no idea.
Oh, you can chat.
Oh, chat GPT.
Well, chat GPT is the thing that writes your essays for your.
Oh, yes.
I've seen that.
Yes.
But the only like, the only robot that I've seen.
But then it's like, it's getting, it's getting smarter and smarter.
No, I don't like that either.
I don't like that.
It's like, I've made this robot watch 50 hours of friends and then write a screen in the
friend's, you know, tone about whatever.
I'm like, do you have so much time in your hands?
Like crazy.
How do you be doing laundry or something right now?
How do you get one?
I don't think you can't.
You can't.
No, in the movie, there are people who are making them.
They made Megan.
Megan is like, I'm trying to have to, obviously I'm not spoiling the movie, really.
You know that it's a doll that's like, you know, going to be on sale or whatever.
The, like, whispers of how much they were going to, like, sell Megan for at mass market was like 10 grand.
Yeah, yeah.
So it's like that makes sense for a robot, you know, I guess, right?
If you're going to have a fully functioning robot and knows anything about your life.
It's fucking scary.
But Sophia, the robot freaks me out.
My friends and I send it back and forth all the time
because she knows too much as well.
And she's real looking in our face.
You know what I mean?
Like she's going to come through.
Do you think there'll be like robot dogs eventually?
Yeah, probably.
Robot everything.
Robot everything.
I'd be fine with the robot dog.
That's something.
I'd be fine with the robot dog for that reason.
But I, and also just like I get so worried about about like, you know,
I want a pet so bad but I'm so afraid of something happening to it
and it being like my fault so I don't get one.
I mean if it's a robot dog, maybe.
Yeah.
But it wouldn't be soft probably.
No, and just wouldn't have the warmth.
It would not have the warmth.
The snuggle warmth.
No, it really wouldn't.
It would all be fake, too.
It's like, oh, does this dog really like me or is it just programmed?
So true.
Yeah, I would have it like, I have too much wine one night and be like, you don't even really love me.
Starts talking back to you?
Yeah, yeah.
Kelly, yes, I do.
Literally starts talking to you.
Oh, it's terrifying.
Anyway, the movie was fantastic.
Have to see it.
Okay, yeah.
I'm glad you said that because I feel like I've been thinking about it and I've just seen nothing but good reviews,
which has just absolutely been blow.
blowing my mind.
Yeah.
It's really good.
It's surprising.
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I do want to ask you because, you know,
we share the same affinity for obsessing over the royal family,
and it continues to be just nonstop coverage.
everything coming out of Prince Harry's book.
I don't want to talk about it too much because I did bring it up on Friday and I'm
going to continue to talk about it all week because the book comes out tomorrow and I am
I can't wait to get through it.
I'm thinking about maybe I don't know.
We'll see.
I got to do something with what the book reading the book and talking about it.
How long is the book, do you know?
Don't know.
I'm sure it's onaudible.
It's 15 hours to listen to.
Yeah.
Which is about, I would say like, I think like Godlet of Fire is like 24 hours.
So my guess would be like.
That's how you judge.
My guess would be like 250.
Let me look.
Let's see how many pages, I'll tell you.
He's going to come out with like part two.
That would be my guess.
Somewhere in the two-fishing list.
How do you think I find it?
I want to listen to the audiobook.
I want to hear him.
Me too.
That's another reason why I'm like excited about hearing.
Yeah, no is really into.
Just because like I want to hear.
January 10th when it's released.
15 hours.
This says 416 pages.
I've never listened to an audio book.
It's a long-ass book.
Hard cover.
We'll see how big the font is.
Let me see.
Sometimes the autobiography is the font is quite large
so that the book can look bigger.
So true.
Do you think Prince William and them are like listening to the audiobook?
Definitely.
I don't think they're not.
I don't even know who would like read it.
No, they're definitely not.
They're having someone read it for them.
Okay.
So just again for comparison, the Order of Phoenix Harry Potter is 26 hours to listen to.
And so that's like 10 hours longer than, and that book's not even the biggest
book. So it's probably half the size of
The Order of Feenix. This says
416 hardcover which is
I feel like it's not that long
Harry Potter's right of life. A hardcover would be bigger pages.
Yeah, I
We'll see what happens.
Sorry, I can't shut up.
Dumbled door.
Sorry. Yeah, so
it's just been nonstop
coverage. Page 6
has been all over it.
Every British tabloid has been all over it.
Did you see why?
because it was released accidentally in Spain.
Yeah, it was released accidentally.
No, I know.
Oh, accidentally, though.
Why would they release in Spain, like, on purpose, so?
I think that I am so well.
No, I'm saying if we don't think it's actually.
I think it's just a European country on the same time zone as London.
Yeah, I, it's suspicious for sure, but it's also like,
I don't think Harry would have approved something like that because it seems to me
like he has such a
planned
PR game plan here.
Maybe that is.
60 minutes.
Anderson Cooper,
Michael Trahan.
He's doing Colbert.
He did the ITV interview.
Like very specific interviews.
Not doing an insane amount,
at least as of right now.
Like those are four big ones
and I wasn't really seeing that he was doing much else.
So I think of course every book releases,
like they always release a little bit
for the press to make people interested.
Sure.
Yeah.
They only needed about three of the stories that.
So, like, if I had to guess that wasn't ideal,
because literally, like, I do think a lot of people
had this conversation with my friends
who were like, you know,
I don't even know if I want to read the book.
Now I feel like I've read the book.
Like, because all the headlines,
there was just nonstop.
It was like, how much more could there be in the book?
That is true.
I feel like I know everything.
Every single line they made into a headline.
Yeah, ideally I don't think that is something
that they wanted to do.
Page 6 has ties to the sun and, I mean, the New York Post does.
And they've had, I think, like, one of their high up guys was at this.
Elizabeth Holmes was posting about this on Instagram.
And I love seeing her.
I love her.
Not the Elizabeth Holmes.
No, she is a real correspondent.
I love her, by the way.
I think she, I think that she does a good job.
She does a great job.
And she stays like, yes, she's kind of in the middle.
She's very focused on, like, the symbolism of their outfits.
stuff usually and I think she's doing a good job with all of this totally and I think it was
interesting what she definitely was like let's think about why page six is posting 9000
articles about this and they still are and of course now everything's being reshared from 60
minutes and it'll continue to be that way from I haven't seen it yet GMA because it's this morning
yeah so that's going to be out too I'm going to watch both of those going to be a lot and then
the book is out but still this still the same kind of theme
of him just like this is his time.
Yeah.
He's ready to air it all out.
We said it before and I'm pretty sure it was Elizabeth Holmes that posted this on her story
that books have been written about Harry his entire life.
And this is his first and probably only chance that he'll be able to talk about his own life
in his own voice.
And so people who are like, Noah, people who are like, he's dredging up stuff from the past
and whatever, blah, blah, blah.
It's like that's his whole life.
That's the only life he's ever known.
These things that have hurt him.
these things he's accusing William of and Camilla
fucking Camilla Charles
all these people whatever everything he's accusing
them of that's like what shaped his life
So obviously it's like to talk about right now
Why does anybody write an autobiography?
Exactly exactly
In my opinion
It's just funny that like last week
There was a headlines of him saying
Like I would love to like
Get back on good terms with him
And then all of this comes out
Well this book I mean the book's been in the works for a long time
Yeah it's not like you know whatever
Do you think though
My question I can't remember
I think that it's
did the announcement for this book came out before the queen died right i'm pretty sure i don't remember
did you see the headline of what he said to the queen before she died like the last thing he said
no what it was like i hope you're happier or something like i hope you'll be happier or something like
and i hope you like are with charles but it just seemed like philip yeah yeah yeah yeah well that
sounds kind of nice no he loves his grandma yeah i took it more of like like hope you're happy now yeah
I don't think Harry is going up to his grandmother,
like one of the only people that he truly loved in his life,
being like, I hope you're happy now.
P.S. who's a copy of my book and it fits.
I don't think that's happening.
I don't think that's happening.
It was probably a very emotional moment.
Also, he wasn't there with her on her death bed.
Only Charles was, right?
I don't know.
She wasn't invited on the plane.
Oh, yeah, that's right.
He said he wasn't invited with everybody else to go.
Yeah.
Regardless, whatever.
So I do think, I'm very interested in this book,
and I'm with you.
like it's hard not to talk about it so much when you're interested in it so I'm sorry to people
that aren't it is it is it's interesting it's different it is like it's watching a whole family
unravel over after years of time it's wild and it really is just I feel like it is also so reaffirming
to those who have watched Harry's life and felt like he was thinking all these things and he
wasn't able to say them and now he is yeah like that is very interesting to me because it's like
you always watched and as he was growing up or even throughout his relationships, everyone
like made assumptions or you thought like, God, he's got to be thinking this or this has got
to be annoying him or he did all this stuff like everything. And it's just kind of reaffirming
that we were all on the right track there a little bit. Yeah. Yeah. It wasn't all sunshines and rainbows.
No, no. And it's, yeah, I feel happy for him that he's able to finally talk about all this. And I'm
sorry if William gets thrown under the bus for being a spoiled fucking brat who just like,
did what his daddy told him and bullied his brother out of the house.
Sorry, William.
Look, sorry.
It all comes down to Charles.
He's the root of the problem.
It all comes down to Charles.
He is the worst.
What a piece of shit.
But is William turning into Charles?
Well, that's the fear.
I think Harry's trying to save him from that.
I think Harry's like, listen, I'm going to expose all of our shit.
You can turn it around.
William was like, I know what to do.
I'll go to a Celtics game.
Me better PR than that.
Like, come on, William.
Oh, yeah.
That was so ran.
I was like, why is William at the Celtics?
Because he's doing a tour to try to show face and be like,
oh, hello, here I am. It's like, no, I'm your day
head right now. They still have, they still have
advisors for the royal family. They're like,
well, here's how we're going to make you guys seem
down to earth and normal when you're in America.
We're going to send you to a basketball game.
Exactly, exactly. The Boston Celtics.
I think they saw each other when he was in America or no.
Definitely not. Definitely not. They're only in Boston for like a couple
days. And then they sit out.
I think they literally came for that basketball game.
Don't talk. Did you finish? Did you finish?
the show? No, I only watch
like the first episode. Oh, yeah. Well, then
take a seat. Well, I know that they hate each other. I know,
but I thought you were going to watch the rest of the, you said you were.
I just forgot. Yeah. Well, so
they don't speak. You should have seen Harry's face when he got a
text message from William. It looked like he
saw a fucking ghost. Yeah.
Like it was like, yeah. He was rattled
by the text message that he
received. What did it say? And we don't know.
But he was clearly,
like, he like, immediately was
like, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was like, what the
fuck. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, they went
Beyonce texted Megan Mark.
That was hilarious.
Also, when I roll.
Don't get me started.
Don't get me started on our girl, Megan.
Yeah, I mean, sometimes
it's two separate things, in my
opinion, but
why is Gareth Bail trending
on Twitter? Who's that?
Oh, he's retiring from football.
Oh, oh, else.
Well, so no, because sometimes
all my trending topics are all
like royal family adjacent. And it says
Gareth Bail trending with Princess of Wales.
And I was like, oh my God,
Prince Harry.
with something in his book about Karen Bale.
I mean, he wasn't like the timeline of their lives.
Do not match up.
But that'd be hilarious.
The only thing that got me through was watching Gary's his face.
Playing football in America.
Now he's retiring.
And I knew I'd have to marry a Hollywood starlet eventually.
I saw him last week in Jupiter.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
He's so relevant to your life right now.
Very handsome fellow.
Did you?
And I guess maybe he was having meetings about retiring.
He must have been.
Maybe he was celebrating.
Oh, if only you knew, you could send him some champagne.
Seriously, that was maybe a retirement dinner.
Wow.
Crazy.
You know what?
Actually, my phone was just buzzing and I bet my brother is texting about it already because
he was so pumped to see him.
I bet.
Is he?
Yeah, he was.
Yeah.
He goes, must have been his retirement dinner.
It's like, yep.
We're all thinking the same thing.
But I was like, I literally saw it with Princess of Wales and was like, oh my God,
is this something we're all family adjacent?
I never understand how the trending topics work.
Like I get how the actual trends.
Is it for you?
But when it's, they are now.
Yeah.
Yeah, they are now for sure.
You can click into different categories.
I always click over to entertain me.
Mine definitely are.
Yeah.
Like these are not the turning topics.
You can click over to like entertain and whatever and find yourself.
But I don't know how they work with like you said.
It's his name trending with Princess of Wales.
That makes sense.
Yeah, I know exactly how they come up with that.
Okay, we do have some topics.
Let's get into what we have.
You know, Bravo News, Jen Shaw, sentencing.
Lisa Renna is leaving.
Beverly Hills.
Alec Baldwin with his public plea to get everyone to follow Eladia for her birthday to hit a million followers.
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We have a great game of trivia, which you can listen to after topic.
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Okay, Jen Shaw sentenced six and a half years.
Bad girl, bad girl, what you're gonna do?
What you're gonna do when they come for you.
She's going straight to, bad girl.
Six and a half years.
Honestly, with an extra five on top, house arrest.
Do you see that shit?
Not enough.
We're never going to see her again.
Not enough, though, not enough.
She deserves it.
She deserves it.
She's a piece of shit.
It's so crazy.
I really was, I was locked in following along on Twitter.
Just like reading out like the transcripts of, you know, the judge did not.
definitely did not hold back.
There was some sassy comments for sure.
But like, a judge loves a celebrity case, you know?
Like, I love how, I love how judges always are like, I'm taking this seriously, and I'm a judge.
And, you know, it doesn't matter who you are.
You're in my courtroom.
And then you see these, like, snarky remarks.
It's like, all right, bitch, we get it.
It's your time to shine.
So.
It's your 15 minutes.
I know.
And so she had pleaded.
She changed to guilty.
So it's funny because, like, for reference, if you're watching Salt Lake City, the finale, we're up to,
finale.
And it's coming up to her court date, which had been postponed like so many times.
So all the women are still like, oh, is she innocent?
Is she guilty?
Like, we have to wait and see.
And so they, like, all don't know that she fucking goes in and changes and pleads guilty.
It's really awkward.
And so it's very, it's very weird to watch because she's so adamant that she's innocent.
And then all of a sudden it's just like, nobody.
she actually changed it to guilty.
And she just, like, changed her plea.
And that is basically where ref, just to summarize, she, it was two very serious federal crimes,
conspiracy to commit wire fraud and conspiracy to commit money laundering.
And the U.S. Attorney's Office claimed that, you know, Jen Chon, the show, portrayed herself
as this wealthy, successful business person.
she was actually participating in a fraudulent telemarketing scheme that generated lead lists of innocent people, many of them elderly, for other members of the conspiracy to contact and scam.
So the U.S. attorney had said Jen Shaw was a key participant in a nationwide scheme that targeted elderly vulnerable victims.
These victims were sold false promises of financial security, but instead, Shaw and her co-conspirators defrauded them out of their savings and left them with nothing to show for it.
So sucks.
On it, like to me, when we're doing white collar crime here, like, this is as bad as it gets.
It's very bad.
It's very bad.
When you're, like, not paying your taxes and you're trying to get away with shit because you're trying to keep yourself wealthy.
Yes.
Or, you know, you're just like, you know, you don't want to pay your own taxes, whatever it is.
Yeah.
Yeah.
This is frothing, like, this is basically frothing women, women, men, everybody from elderly.
Elderly.
from everything that they have saved in their entire lives.
It's so fucked up.
All the way, like these old, old, cute people
who they got a call on the phone
and they don't know what to do.
They don't have anybody there to help them
and they give over their credit card information,
like their fucking social security.
Like, they give these people all this information
and then they just steal all their money
and leave these people without any of their savings.
It's all.
And there's so many, so many people.
You know how I feel about old people specifically.
Like I don't want anybody to get ripped off, okay?
Yep.
Old people, how fucking dare you?
I know.
They are helpless.
They are just old and sweet.
And nobody needs to be stealing their money.
What are they doing?
They're sitting in their house a day long.
They're just being nice.
They're just maybe that money is going to go to their kids.
Maybe it's going to go to their grandkids, whatever.
It's so fucked up to take advantage of old people because old people are trusting.
They are, they're not, you know, they don't know, they don't always know all about the world.
They don't always know about, they're not as suspicious as the rest of us, I would say.
I saw a viral thing that there was a whole class of old people in Apple learning how to use iPhones.
Stop. I'm going to cry my eyes out. I'm going to quiet my eyes out.
Yeah.
Old people are so sweet.
Like, I just, I feel bad.
I feel bad that like everything moved so fast.
You literally can just picture pop pop pop on the phone.
No. You know, I love my fucking Nana.
Yeah. You know how my grandpa. You know I love them.
It's so fucked.
I know.
And I think about that.
Like I am so close to my grandparents.
I love my nana and grandpa.
They're the greatest.
But they're old.
And I, in my head, I'm like imagining fucking Jen Shaw on the phone coercing my grandpa
into some bullshit and giving his credit card information over.
Well, you know what's sad.
And it's like, she basically, I think basically what happened if I had to guess to was
that like she was very high up in this.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
So she wasn't making phone calls.
She wasn't.
But I think all the people that were in order to help themselves.
really like threw Jen under the bus.
Shout out Stuart.
That doesn't.
Stewart was like her right hand man
on the show and
you know business partners, whatever.
And Stewart pleaded guilty
and everyone was like, well, if Stewart's guilty
what are we doing here?
Then why? Yeah, then what's happening with Jen?
And then I think you see like
in the preview for the finale,
she's like, Stuart fucked me or whatever she says.
I don't know.
So basically, I just think like all these people
who were working for her were probably like
yeah, go up the ladder
Jen Shaw's at the top. Exactly.
Yeah, this shit's crazy. I mean, everything about it is insane.
I don't know how she expected
to continue it and not get caught, especially
that she's in the spotlight, whatever. That's fucking insane.
Question for you. Have you been, I am not
all caught up on Salt Lake, but thanks to my brother who
is constantly updating me and making sure that I know
the important things are going on. What do you think
about Heather Gay's black eye?
I just can't
fucking deal with the black eye.
Do you think Jenchop beat her up?
It drives me nuts.
No, I don't.
I at first was like she definitely
That's how they wanted to make it.
I feel like that's how they wanted to make it seem.
For sure.
I don't know if they're trying to like fake shit or whatever it is.
What are you doing with that?
I think, I don't know.
It's very annoying.
Just fucking say what happened.
If she doesn't say on the reunion what happened, like what are we doing?
It's just like.
Do we think at this point?
It's just like a joke.
Like it's this black guy is the running joke.
Now, I saw this on Dumas.
That was, um,
Kind of interesting, and you know, maybe you never know with this or not because it's a submission from an email.
Of course, yeah.
So the email first that was submitted said that like their really, Bravo was really scrambling with Salt Lake City.
The season was like just a bad season.
Yeah.
And that like the show, that some of the cast members were being put on pause.
That was an email submission.
And then somebody had, uh, somebody.
somebody wrote in contradicting that
being like that's not true
just none of the friends are being
asked back
Bravo and the editors are also doing
Heather dirty with the black eye edit
the morning it happened she told everyone she thinks
she hit it on the sink but doesn't remember because they were
drunk production told Heather they had footage
of someone punching her and pressured her to pin it on someone
she refused to talk about it to anyone
because she didn't know what happened and was going through an internal
investigation with Bravo after the incident
she was trying to squash the storyline because of the
behind the scenes investigation and because
because the producers had lied about footage.
They're editing her like a villain
to save their own ass for lying.
Now, Heather could have sent that in herself.
Yeah, of course she could.
Also, I don't think it makes Heather look
to Heather. I think it makes Heather look really fucking annoying.
Really annoying, for sure.
But definitely not a villain.
No, definitely not villain.
It's just like it makes it annoying.
It makes it look like she's trying to make a story out of nothing.
I know, I know.
And if anything like, I don't even know
if you can pin that on production
because I would think production would want
I don't know.
Also, why?
In the interviews, they're like,
why don't you want to talk about?
Why don't you want to talk about?
So clearly, I think they were pushing her to say something she didn't want to,
but it's like, oh, was there some psychological warfare going on here?
Right.
That's what I'm saying.
Or she...
Who knows?
I know.
So I think that was everybody's first guess.
Yeah.
Was like, oh, something happened with Jen.
She's defending her friend because she's already got all this other shit going on.
She doesn't want to say anything.
But at the end of the day, I feel like she probably just fucking slipped and fell.
And it was a like, I believe the Sink story, even although her eye looks like she got fucking rocked.
That's the only reason why I'm like, damn, her eye look crazy.
Who knows?
Maybe it was, Jen.
Literally, who knows?
I have a black eye?
Yeah.
She's what an idiot.
No, I know.
It was really crazy to watch.
All of them.
Really crazy to watch.
All of them.
I'm very much over that.
If it is not addressed in the reunion, I'm going to freak out.
Like, if she doesn't actually put an explanation to it.
There has to be.
They spent a whole fucking episode talking about it.
Like, multiple.
Multiple.
Three. We're going on like episode four now.
We're still talking about episode. The day, the episode where it happened where she woke up or whatever, all they did was like, what asked her what happened for the full episode.
It was like the cliffhanger at the end of an episode and then a full episode and then another full episode.
It's insane. It's nuts. So Jen on Friday was in court in New York and was sentenced to six and half years. She was asking for, you know, I think.
like 36 months or something.
Prosecution was,
they wanted 10.
And how much did
Teresa get?
I think Teresa was like a year
barely.
It was like Teresa's was so dumb.
I know.
I know.
She shouldn't have signed.
I was laughing so hard about,
I saw some tweet that was like,
yeah, Jen Todd's going to prison,
but is she going to serve like this?
And it was those pictures of Teresa
and all her prison girlies.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Posted up hanging.
out hilarious photos.
It's actually astounding that multiple
real house lives have gone to jail.
These women are crazy. I know. So, you know,
I know. And what's also really crazy
about this after she was sentenced,
six and half years, so back and forth and, right,
they keep saying she
has learned from her mistakes
and she is
so apologetic and understands
what she did and she knows she has to, you know, pay
the Piper now for what she did.
She also, she made a statement in court and was talking about, you know, her culture and how
important the elders are in her culture.
It's like, you don't give a fuck about the elders.
I say, you clearly don't.
You really, like, don't see me this bullshit of, like, the elders are most respected
part of my community.
Like, no, I don't believe a word she says.
And I think, like, you know, it's caused obviously strains in her relationship, but she's talked
a lot about her mental health.
on this season and I understand that's it's a lot going on in her life and you know now she's
worried about her children but like then why'd you fucking do that? You weren't so worried about the
elderly that you were just taking advantage up for years and also this has been this was pre-housewives
like she has been doing this for like what seemed to be close to a decade which is like masochistic
to join a reality TV show when you got skeletons like that. I know skeletons have put you away
and prosecution I think had examples of I've
really haven't read too much of it, but I have seen some, like, victim testimonies. And, like,
there's also, I think they had a, like, a text message that she had sent that was like,
oh, you know, they don't know what's coming. Like, you know, like, it's just like crazy shit. Text
that are like, L.O.L. Fuck these old people. Yeah, like, basically. Basically. So, so not, okay,
so she does that. And she sentenced. And then I'm dying because Friday night, she goes. She goes.
out to dinner with 20 people.
In New York, right?
Where'd they go?
Lavish Italian hot spot.
It was the day that they announced a sense.
Unbelievable.
So literally Friday morning, she gets sentenced to six and a half years in jail,
which she's going to have to report what she's doing in Texas, I guess.
Oh, weird.
I don't know.
I think there's like a low secure.
It's like a better prison down there, I guess she has to help decide, which seems
bullshit.
Yeah, that seems weird.
You get to choose with prison.
I don't know.
And then headed to a dinner with the group of 20 in Midtown.
Page Six is told the convicted fraudster and her posse spent the night eating and drinking
on the establishment's second floor.
She had two people standing around her table blocking anyone from taking photos.
It's unclear whether her husband Sharif or co-stars were with her.
When contacted her comment, spokesperson for Valbella told page six that the venue does not
give out client information.
However, our photographers caught Jen Shaw exiting the restaurant with her security guard in tow
our insider says she stood in the doorway
trying to figure out how to leave without being
photographed. What's that place? Valbella?
I've never heard of it before, have you?
Yeah, no. Mintown. I don't spend all the time
I'm midtown. Neither do I. I wonder if people are going to
flock to it. Be like, the place that Jen Shaw
celebrated her. I mean, like, what are we doing?
I'd have to have dinner there. She issued an apology to the victims as well as
her family. Look, I guess
I don't know. I guess if you know
I guess if you know, who'll have a month. Right, she's got a surrender on
February 17th. She's got a little over a
month, she's just like, I'm gonna eat, fucking eat and drink like a king now.
But there's just no self-awareness.
You gotta have zero.
You gotta have some shame.
Some zero self-aware.
Yeah.
Like, fuck, go home on the night.
Go home.
Go home.
We're just guys.
Yeah.
I'll say this.
If I have a month left.
If you're gonna go out to dinner, don't do it in New York City.
Yeah.
Where everyone's watching.
The night of.
If I have a month left.
Like, what's that toast look like?
All right, Jen.
Yeah, right.
Raise your glass.
Raise your glass, everyone.
Raise your glass.
To Jen.
To Jen.
To Jen Shaw.
To Jen Shaw.
A woman who we will see in about 12 or so years.
We'll see her again at this restaurant.
Cheers.
And like six and a half, you know, or probably less because, you know,
celebrities fucking always get out for good behavior earlier.
What's crazy to me is on top of the six and a half year sentence in prison,
she also has the five year after that home arrest.
And she has, I think she has, like, a restitution to pay to.
And then like two years parole after that.
There's a lot.
Like she's gonna be, she's gonna be fucked for a long time.
And I do think obviously she'll probably get out earlier than six and a half years.
Everybody always does.
Good behavior, whatever.
But I think she's gonna be, I mean, she's screwed for a long time.
The judge was kept saying like, you better not fucking profit off this because they brought up that she did merch and like all this stuff.
Although like, I mean, yes, everything she did was shitty.
I hate her so much for screwing over old people.
Hate that.
Yeah, that's insane.
Obviously, you know you're not.
You're not going to be in jail.
You're going to be in jail.
What are they going to visit you in jail every other day?
Like, this is insane.
You're the new orange is the new black, a spinoff show.
I think that, I think, though, I would do the same in the way of doing everything I can
until I have to go to jail because she was a month left to, like, live her life until it's all taken away from her.
Although you have to be smarter, like you said, you have to be myself aware.
I would just wear a disguise.
I would do all those things, but I'd wear a disguise.
Jesus.
I'd wear a wig.
I'd wear glasses.
You want to really show people how sorry you feel like act like it?
100%.
I don't, you know.
I see no remorse.
Another question, Housewives related.
I don't know if you, again, I do not, I don't, I watch Housewives enough to know what's going on.
I don't watch it religiously enough to have like in-depth conversations all the time about it.
But I did read about this pretty extensively.
I don't know if you guys talked about it already.
The guy, the husband of the lady on Potomac.
No.
Did you talk about this?
No, because I don't watch Potomac.
I don't either.
And I've known about this because I see, like I follow the.
Bravo pages and stuff
And I know Kate wrote a blog about it
That's the first time I saw it was Kate's blog
I don't really know the details
I don't even know the woman's name
I don't even know the one of the husbands
Dixon on Pocomac is being accused
Of some crazy crimes with like his football team
He's assistant coach or whatever
Sounds like you turn to blind eye to some fucked up basketball sorry
Yeah sounds like you turn a blind eye to some fucked up shit
Everybody is everybody's getting in trouble on housework
Like again why like if you are doing bad shit
and you're tied to reality or the media.
It's going to come out.
You have to be so, like, you have to, I don't even know if it's ego or just lack of awareness
or whatever it is, but you have to be so out of your mind to be consistently, like, in a massive
scheme where, like, in Jen Shaw's case, like this was going on for years before she was on
the show, to then be like, you know what?
I want to be on a national show.
Like, give me that kind of platform.
I want the fame.
Like, as soon as you get the fame,
that's when people are digging into your life
to not have the self-awareness to think like,
oh, well, you know, if people find out
what I'm doing in my biz, I'm fucked.
And still, like, agree and you do a show
to be a reality star and, like, talking about your,
you're showing off how rich you are.
People are going to be like, oh, how rich is she?
Especially the richness
Especially the wealth
Everybody looks into people when they have wealth
Because people get jealous
People get very jealous of wealth
They don't understand why you have your money
And what you do deserve it
And they're going to look for reasons to want to take that away from you
Hold Back and like
You're going on Housewives
You know that that is always a topic
And it's always a topic
Where it's like well what is the hot
Like what do you do?
What does your husband do?
What is like
They're doing it with Lisa Barlow and her business is
Like it's all the same shit
The show started off, and I feel like it's gotten away from that a little bit now, or at least they're trying to.
It seems like they're trying to diversify the wealth a little bit.
But it started off as we're just rich.
We're just rich people.
This is a show about rich white ladies, and here it is.
And now they've made it a little better.
They've added, like, you know, poorer people, I guess you could say.
People with less money, less, least amount.
But barely.
But in comparison to like Kathy Hilton and shit, you know, obviously different.
but like it's um it's surprising and i think that these people they they get to a point where they get away with something bad for so long they start to feel invincible like they're never gonna you know things ever gonna happen clearly and that's like i mean that's it's like a it's like a sickness it's an addiction it's like a thrill-seeking thing it's like how far can i go how far can i push it we've seen all those movies you know i know i know i haven't seen i haven't seen andy talk about i don't know if he brought if he talked about it on oh yeah that's good i didn't see that happens last night i wonder if he's like allowed to
I don't see why he wouldn't be allowed to.
I mean more like, I wonder if they had to call him in.
Did they?
Do we know that?
Like, you know, to talk about her character or whatever.
I feel like Andy would be, I don't know, though.
Maybe he doesn't spend that much time with her.
No, no, no.
I don't think so.
Maybe not.
Maybe not.
Maybe I'm overestimating their interactions, friendships.
I know.
Interesting.
I just would think that there would be something more to it.
Yeah.
Hmm.
Oh, here's a club of Heather
Basically saying, I don't care about Jen stealing
From your grandma.
Oh my God, what?
This was from last week.
I mean, she's just beyond.
No, that's a lot.
That's a lot.
Okay.
And Lisa Rina is now off of Rastways of Beverly Hills.
Basically, you know, whether you agree with a mutual parting,
that's how they kind of always worded.
or it's maybe it wasn't but I guess they claim that
you know new contracts have been given out her contract was up
and she is off the show after I have eight years
or however long it's been many seasons right you hate Renna
no this is a thing I was no I really like
for me she was so entertaining definitely
like I thought she was such an important part of the show
And she still is, I guess.
She's the only, like, trouble maker at this point.
Like, she's going on to stirs shut up.
Like, the shit with Denise is when, like, you could argue I think she started to lose people,
but I still was defending her in the sense of, like, this is good TV.
No, I agree.
Like, when she was sitting on that couch with Denise and she was like, you're so angry.
Yeah, you're so angry.
I was like, oh, my God, this is.
I was like, she's going to get hit.
I thought, I thought Denise was going to hit.
Top notch.
And I wanted it to happen.
But this last, no, this last season, she just lost me.
Like, there's a lot of statements that she made.
And the shit with Kathy, like, I 100% do believe Kathy had that meltdown.
And I think she did things that were inappropriate.
I think she said things that were inappropriate.
She, you know, whether you take her apology or you don't, she did apologize.
Rina, like, held onto it so hard that it.
It just felt like so many people have meltdowns on this show and they say things that they
shouldn't.
And yes, I think Kathy like should be held accountable for that.
People blindly love her, which I think is kind of ridiculous.
She is very entertaining.
She's super entertaining, but like she's so problematic.
Yeah, she's beyond problematic.
For sure.
She's, well, she's just, she's not touched with reality.
She's been rich too long.
I know, I know.
I mean, she's too rich for too long.
And that's her.
She starts, she's starting to have like a little bit of like a Ramona sense to me where she can get
away with saying things and people are like, no, it's funny.
but it's like, actually, it's like
not coming from a good place, I think.
I think it's, yeah, she's not.
She doesn't know that she's doing something wrong
until someone tells her.
Exactly, exactly. Okay. And then even then
she's like, whatever. But like, when Lisa
started to do
towards the end of last season where she's like,
I have to let this stuff. Like,
I'm gonna, if I bottle this all up, like, I'm gonna get
cancer and die. Like, I was like, all right,
you're being so dramatic.
Kyle is actually supposed to be,
you know, one of her good friends.
Yeah.
And Kyle's like,
crying, begging that
to like end this.
You're putting a wedge in between me
and my sister and they have so much family
drama that it's insane.
They already, yeah, they already can barely
hang out. They already have so much drama.
So I'm like, in my mind I'm like, okay,
your friend is begging you to stop.
She wouldn't let up.
Her and Erica did not let up on it at all,
which is fine.
And unfortunately, like,
if they were able to go through with this,
they had an internal investigation about it,
But because there were two people, it's just like a she said, she said of what happened.
Nothing really came out of it.
So Kathy, I think, kind of got away with it.
For sure.
But at the same time, it was just like, it was too much from Lisa.
It's too much from Lisa.
But also, to me, that is when she started turning.
It would have been so bad.
It was just been boring.
She's not exactly leaving on a high note.
No.
But she's still leaving more on her own terms than I think if she really, really went down
the tube. If she stayed another
another season. Yeah, I agree completely. It felt like
it felt like the right time to me and yes
it's going to be a completely different show
and you know, hopefully so good they'll find somebody.
There's not a, this is what I said on my Instagram. There's not a shortage
of dramatic women that want to be at Real Housewives of Brothly Hills
that are going to try and stir the pot. Yeah. They can find someone.
It may take a while chemistry wise.
However,
it just felt like the right time in my mind.
I agree completely. I think a lot too has to
do with like it seems like now she's taken over by the thought of making the show good and she no
longer has her finger on the pulse of what makes the show good. I feel like you said before,
she used to be very entertaining and I still like her. I think that she's funny. I think she's
ridiculous. Like I'm still in on her as a person, you know, whatever. She's fine. But I do think
it's extremely hypocritical of her to continue to bring up this bullshit with Kathy when when she does
something wrong and she apologizes, she expects everybody to let it go immediately. She's like,
all right, I apologized. What more do you want for me? Kathy doesn't have that same energy towards her,
I don't think. So she just keeps like beating it down and beating it down. And in my head, I'm like,
Lisa, what do you want from this? Like, what is it? You keep bringing it up. You keep talking about it.
You keep making issues. You keep causing this riff like you're saying between her and Kyle, like all this
bullshit. What is the ideal outcome for you? Like, what do you want? And I feel like she has no answer to that.
She just wants to bitch and moan, and we have enough bitching and moaning at this point.
Like, move on, do something else.
And if she can't do that, then she needs to take some time away.
I'll say this.
I don't think it's the last we've ever seen of Rina.
I think that she'll definitely come back in a couple seasons.
No, I wouldn't be surprised.
She loves the show.
I know.
Some capacity.
They're all still friends.
Her and Eric are still so close.
Yeah, yeah.
It'll be hard for her, I think, like socially to avoid a lot of the things.
Definitely.
They're happening, but it'll be interesting to see who they bring in.
There are rumor, you know, there's been rumors flying for weeks now of possibilities.
My favorite rumors, Nicolette Sheridan.
TMZ posted about that a couple days ago.
Who knows what truth there is to that.
Nicolette Sheridan was married to Harry Hamelin, right?
Was she?
Yeah.
That is so scandalous.
Wait, let me go to the article.
My mom sent it to us to me and my brother.
Yeah.
Let me see.
She was married to Harry Hamlet.
That's fucking crazy.
There was drama there.
Like when...
What the hell?
Where is?
Oh, it was in a text message.
Hold on.
I'm trying to find the...
Here it is.
Nicole Sheridan negotiating contract.
As ex-husband's wife gets the boot on.
Oh, no.
I am so stupid.
Oh.
It was fake.
It says TMZ.
And I was really convinced.
And it's really convinced.
Sounds legit.
Someone goes, I need to stop making these fake edits.
And I'm like, motherfucker.
Because people really believe it.
Well, that's why.
Because that's, because that's, she was married to her.
That makes so much sense.
Yeah.
I feel like a dumb ass.
I hate when I get got by those things.
I was so excited.
I was like, wow, what a good idea.
We got got got.
But at the same time, like, I had no idea she was trying to.
I saw that.
Everybody was believing that that was real.
Never in a million fucking years.
But Nicod Sheridan seems legit.
People thought Paris Hilton was going to join, which seems kind of crazy.
That seems crazy just because then I would just
just make it like a Hilton show.
But I do like that idea because I like Paris.
But Paris wouldn't fuck around with any of those bitches.
Like she'd just be like, I'm over this.
Brandy keeps teasing that she's coming back.
So I feel like maybe she, like, I can say that I don't want Brandy to come back.
I can see if Brandy.
And I don't know.
Like, I don't know if Vanderpump would consider coming back if Renna's gone.
I don't think Van der Pump would ever do anything with these women again.
Like, because I don't know.
With Renna gone, I think she might.
That is true.
She literally tweeted ding-dong.
No way.
She did.
I missed that.
The news came out.
She just tweeted.
Oh, that's like the witch is dead.
That's hilarious.
I love Louisiana Poppe.
I always have.
Although, is she still friends with Kyle at all?
I feel like once that relationship was splintered, there was no way.
Goodbye, Kyle.
But even behind the scenes of whatever, I thought maybe they would work it out.
So then no.
If she has no friends, because she doesn't.
Like, she's not going to come in without any friends or without these conversations.
Yeah, no, she's not really friends with any of them.
Although, I think maybe.
Queen B. No, Garcel. I think Lisa and Garcel are friendly. Oh, so true. Although, I don't know.
Kyle hates, if Lisa Vanderpokes back in, I would love that because the rivalry would be between
her and Kyle. Yeah. For sure. And it would be LVP versus Kyle and Kathy. And Erica would probably step into
that too. For sure. On whose side do you think? Kyle. Just because she'll show. I don't know.
I feel people. I feel like people are. And Durit, I guess. Doree would definitely be on Kyle's
side because they're in a quadruple. Yeah.
But I wonder how that would go because I feel like Kyle buckles under the weight of Lisa Vanderpump.
Like I think that she loves being like Queen Bee, Center Diamond, like whatever.
It's finally her time to shine now that Lisa was gone.
But if she were to come back, I think that Kyle is very intimidated by Lisa Van der Pump.
And when they were friends, I thought that it was like a funny friendship.
Like it was like a like I wouldn't say toxic friendship.
I mean, it was obviously.
But it was a little bit of like Lisa.
bossing her around and puppeteering her a little bit.
So I think that she has like PTSD from that and like wouldn't like she likes being her own
bitch, you know?
I could definitely see that.
Damn, but wouldn't that be good?
Yeah, so we'll see.
I don't think they started filming or anything.
Yeah, I know.
I'm so upset.
That's a really good idea.
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Damn.
For two days I've been thinking that.
I've been telling people too.
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Eladia, for her birthday.
Her birthday was January 6th.
Not to be confused with the other things we sell.
We talk about on January.
Yeah, yeah.
Yes.
Right.
Don't forget.
He said that.
I honestly just want everybody to listen to the audio.
You don't even really need to see him to really.
Just imagine him possibly had woken up 15 minutes before this video was taken.
Yeah.
Squinting into the sun.
Basically.
Now I just want to just play it again so that we can hear it.
Hey, everybody.
It's January 5th, the day before my wife's birthday.
It is my wife
Eilarious birthday tomorrow, January 6th.
We don't attach the same significance to January 6th.
We just say it's hilarious birthday.
I would like to ask you a favor.
I would like to ask you a small favor.
And that is my wife is just,
it seems like she's just centimeters shy.
Centimeters, centimeters.
Centimeter shy.
A million followers.
followers on Instagram.
And I would like to ask you as a birthday gift or even just gesture to my wife, would you follow
her on Instagram?
God.
Obviously, I love my wife.
Obviously, I'm crazy about my wife.
Blah, blah, blah, blah.
Blah, blah, blah, blah.
Love my wife.
Blah, blah, blah.
Crazy about her.
My wife is great.
Blah, blah, blah.
I love a blah, blah, blah through love confessions.
but I would like as many of you as possible
I would like a really great great
surge of people to follow my wife on Instagram
to say happy birthday.
A surge of people.
Like a tsunami.
It's too long.
Would you do that for me?
45.
Would you do that for me?
Follow my wife on Instagram.
Would you do that for me?
Would you follow my wife on Instagram?
Why is he talking like that also?
The way he's talking is like
please donate to this like
Carcan.
Yes.
That's what I'm saying.
Would you please?
Would you please?
A surge of people.
The only time you say surge of anything is when you're talking about a fucking tsunami coming to town.
Would you please do that for me?
Follow my wife on Instagram.
I would actually like to make a public plea to unfollow Alari Abolmner.
Yes, I would also like to, could you do that for me?
Could you unfollow Alec Baldwin's wife?
Can we get her under one million?
That would be awesome.
Have to get her below my.
Well, here's the thing is I bet anybody listening to this doesn't follow her to begin with.
It's just so funny.
It's just so fun.
I mean, and she really did hit a million.
It worked.
The sad thing is she knows she asked him to do this.
Right.
She asked him, right?
Did he say that?
Because he didn't know that she was that close.
Exactly.
She probably is sitting around being like,
meow, me, mo'am, yum, meow.
Woe is me.
Honey, the only thing I want for Instagram.
And it's January 6th.
The only thing I want on Instagram.
The only thing I want for,
Alec, the only thing I want for my birthday is a million followers on Instagram.
I just wish I had a million followers on Instagram.
I could also get pregnant, but a million followers on Instagram is easier.
I feel like.
I feel like I guarantee, and this is just the kind of person that Alaria is, in my mind, is like when all the political issues on January 6 are going down and when people talk about it in that way, the fact that Alec Baldwin even said that shit in there, one, I'm sure he's getting ahead of like the jokes, but also two, I guarantee Alaria is walking around the house or like last year or two years ago whenever it happened being like, this is ruining my birthday.
She's that bitch, you know?
Like this national issue is ruining her birthday and is now like soiled her birthday forever.
You know what I mean?
She definitely cries every year on her birthday since then.
Being like, it's just not special because everybody's so upset on this day.
Like, I guarantee she's that kind of bitch.
It's just such a, it was just such a funny video that I was like, okay, we need to, we need to just play this audio.
He's out of his mind.
Would you please?
Would you please do this?
It's embarrassing.
Like, do you think his friends text?
I'm like, dude, come on.
I don't think he has any friends left.
Does he have any friends anymore?
It's sad that he was like, once a really respected actor.
Yeah, he was so cool.
He was cool.
Yeah, I was down with him.
Like, Jack Danahy.
Like, I was so down.
I think it's gone downhill.
He's, you know.
There's been so many incidents.
So many things have happened.
Anger issues.
Tough.
Yelling at his daughter.
What is that?
A little pig, something pig, slut pig.
Fat pig.
I don't know what that.
He's just.
Pray for her, man.
The kids.
They have like 100 kids.
They have so many kids.
So many kids.
And I feel bad for them because this house is unhinged, clearly.
This is crazy.
A million followers.
Well, can you do that for me, please?
Can you follow me?
my wife on Instagram
I can't
I know
all day long I'm
saying that
could you do that for me
please
no it's literally like
guys
guys
like Noah said
it's my wife
Instagram
a plea to help
like a
yeah
less fortunate
population
of the
background
you know
in the arms
of me
please
could you follow
my wife on
Instagram
far away
it's fucking
insane
he's out of his mind
he's out of his mind
this is
it is
so important. I say this all the time. It's so important for
you to like have friends and keep friends that keep
your grounded and keep you normal. My friends would
roast me to death.
No, they lost a video like that. Reality.
He has to get some friends. Someone has to step
in his life. Just like cuddling up and
watching her followers go up.
She's probably like, oh my God, baby, this is
the best gift you've ever gotten me. Oh my God.
Look, look. I'm so close
now. Like I guarantee that's how it went down.
And it was just... If we can get
her under a million, please. Anyone who
follows her. Unfollow her now.
She does not deserve your follows.
She doesn't.
And what does she even post?
Neither do I.
What does she even post?
It's all her kids.
It's all her Instagram.
Yeah, it's all the kids.
Didn't it used to be all yoga?
I understand.
There's some yoga mixed into that.
I understand people wanting to follow her for the yoga.
Because she's a, she's a yoga bitch, you know?
But for the, we don't need to keep following with the content.
We don't need that.
We don't need that.
There are plenty of mommy influencers out there.
I just looked up how to say, I'm following Spanish.
Day Hard Day Sigur.
Just for any of her Spanish.
followers.
I'd imagine that you
just butchered that.
I think I butchered the last part.
Yeah, I'm gonna imagine
that that's just probably
absolutely met him.
Well, you know what?
She would too, so.
That's fair.
That's fair.
Damn.
Well, you know, she hit her mark.
I was like she hit it.
So what are we saying?
Clearly people care about
Alec Baldwin and his wife
and congratulations.
It's outrageous.
Maybe she really was
centimeter.
Like there's like four people
they needed.
I don't know, maybe.
No,
At that point, you know you just send a mass text to your whole family?
Like, hey, guys, I just want to make sure you're all following me on Instagram
because I'm like five people away from a million.
And it's, you know, I bet too.
I bet that, that urgency.
One, I'm positive.
It's, you know, ego-based.
But I also bet that at a million followers, you get, like, good brand deals and stuff.
I'm more than I'm sure.
So they probably are more money.
What kind of people see that video of Alex, Alec Baldwin?
And they're like, oh, yeah, let me go follow her.
Like, right away.
Or like, oh, like, oh.
Oh, what a sweet thing he's doing for his wife.
I'll go follow.
He also got, I miss this part.
No, what happened?
He also got his children.
No.
To say in a video to follow him?
No, you're kidding me.
You're kidding, Fran.
You've made this up.
No.
Oh.
No, no, Fran.
Follow my mom on Instagram.
Someone.
Call the police.
Call the police.
Right.
Hold on, hold on.
Oh, that was it.
Today's the day.
Call the police right now.
Okay, wait, here's the final push.
We got a little, uh, um, party action here.
A little party action here.
Okay, so we're getting close.
We're so close.
Oh my God!
To, um, my wife had a million followers.
I want to really, really try.
Is that a better shot?
Okay, there we go.
My wife had a million followers.
I really want to get to a million from my wife.
I'm so nice.
Sure, sure, sure.
I bought her other birthday gifts, but...
Like, is she standing with a whip in the corner of the room?
A million.
A million.
What she's...
Say it!
And let him know you got me other gifts, too.
Please follow my wife on Instagram.
I'm going to come back and do this again.
I think he's laughing at least.
Remember the old Jerry Lewis Telethon?
You're two.
Oh, my God.
Jerry Lewis, this is the last one.
Oh, this was three minutes long.
No way.
No way.
I'm getting ready to take my wife out to dinner.
A birthday.
Oh, my God.
And we're downstairs.
Gonna have a little birthday cake with our kids.
Our many, many, many kids.
And thank you for all you people who signed on and followed my wife.
We're getting close.
We're just, we're not that far away from helping her cross the line to a million followers.
Oh, my God.
Elaria is somebody who, her social media is a big part of her platform in terms of her promotion of her work and her podcast.
Oh, my.
This is, I am crawling out of my skin.
I'm so embarrassed.
Me too, actually.
I mean, it's a very, very handy format, Instagram for promoting my podcast.
Can I tell you right now?
Hold on.
There's so much more left.
But I have a good interaction on Instagram, whereas on Twitter I have not as much of an interaction with my followers.
It's much more quiet.
But I want to say thank you so much to those who did sign on.
What the fuck?
And I'm glad to hear that that guy.
guy, God, I'm
blanking out on his name now,
the football player from Buffalo
is, in coverage.
So, what it, was he,
oh, he was live.
He went live.
Oh, stop.
These are live.
Stop.
Doesn't matter the story.
Lives that he saved on his feet.
That's just horrifying.
But anyway, um.
We are also happy for tomorrow.
Thank you.
To all of you who followed my wife for her birthday.
Let's go back from a very serious topic, too.
But more importantly.
Anyway,
More importantly, as I was saying,
Polaria hit a million followers.
Father my wife on Instagram.
He sounds more desperate for the followers
and like, send prayers to DeMar.
Yes.
My wish.
Oh, by the way, the other guy.
And my request and
Yeah, really happy to see
Tamara is doing well.
I'm on Instagram begging people.
Well, I don't think I'm begging people,
but I am.
You're begging, Alec.
Oh, he is reading comments.
Okay, I can't do any more.
No, I can't.
He's online.
And then his final thing was he posting.
a piece of paper that said, many thanks to everyone who helped get my wife to one believe
followers.
Dude, I am blown the fuck away by so many things.
But wait, I must say this.
I must say this.
Follow my mom.
No, no.
Again, we need to call the police.
We need to raid this house.
We need to get those children.
That is so funny.
And put them somewhere that life is normal.
This is not normal.
It is just so funny.
And it's true.
Like, look, I guess she was like.
Like, oh, man, I just want to go.
For sure.
Which, no, I get that.
Any normal person would be like,
I'm dying for a million followers.
I'm also dying for a million followers.
But I'm not, I'm not calling up by my rich, successful husband, famous husband being like,
Babe, post several videos about me.
Just be like all the others.
And by the last 10,000 that you need.
Is it that difficult?
Any normal person would be embarrassed if like your husband was.
No, I'd be mortified.
Literally mortified.
It's so embarrassing.
Even he is like, I don't think I'm begging.
Like, yes, you're literally begging.
and you're embarrassing yourself.
But wait, wait, wait, wait.
Posted five times about it.
I think, again, I haven't seen Alec Baldwin in a while.
Like, what is he done, you know, movie-wise, work-wise?
No, it's, no.
Nothing.
I know that.
But even before that, he wasn't doing a whole lot.
No.
What he was doing, though, was Trump on Saturday Night Live all the time.
He's Donald Trump now.
Everything about that was Donald Trump.
Everything about that.
He went too far down the rabbit hole, and now he's just Donald Trump.
He must have said Instagram a thousand times.
Instagram, it's a very good platform.
I hear that it's good
And so please follow my life
Honestly that sounded like campaign
Like he's like campaigning
That is he went too far
We were almost crossing the finish line
He went to far
I'm back here again
Asking you to please follow my wife on Instagram
Oh my God I literally
He went too far and he's on a shop now so
Anyway that was hilarious
Oh my god
Wow wow I'm blown away
Well congratulations to Ilaria for
She hit her mark
And now we all must unfollow.
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But besides that, thank you so much for supporting us.
And we are so excited to have you on today.
We are ready to play.
We're a little rusty, but we're ready.
This is the first.
This is the first thing we're doing back from break.
We haven't recorded a single second of the podcast.
So even though everyone's listening to this on Monday,
we're getting back in the swing of things.
So hopefully there is no rust.
We just jump back right into it.
We'll see what happens.
I'm actually not even feeling rusty at all.
I love that.
All right.
Okay.
15 questions, 15 rounds.
If you get a question wrong,
the other team can steal.
Whoever has the most points at the end.
wins and to determine who goes first, Noah's going to give us a movie.
We're going to guess the Ron Tomato score, critics score.
Whoever is closest will get to go first.
We will alternate guesses.
And so Noah, what is today's movie?
Today's movie is music and lyrics.
Oh, I love that song.
I love that movie.
I mean movie.
I like the song.
Pop goes my heart.
Pop goes my heart.
And I just can't let you go.
I can't lose this feeling.
Doing the dance.
And what's her name?
I have seen this movie.
Yes, Hugh Grant, Drew Barrymore.
It's phenomenal.
What's her name?
Ashanti.
Corra, Corra.
Corra, cora.
It came out like when you still got Netflix, like DVDs.
Yes.
Yes.
I've never seen it.
Wow.
It's a good movie, but I bet it has awful reviews.
I have a feeling you would like that one.
You love Hugh Grant.
I love Hugh Grant.
I love Hugh Grant.
Yeah. You would love this. Okay.
All right. So one of you ladies, throw out a gas first.
Okay. I will say 41.
I'm going to go 22.
All right. I'll say 21.
You know, I think it might be a little higher than we think.
I'm going to say 62.
63.
Yes.
Oh my God. She's on it.
She's on it. Watch out, ladies and gentlemen.
She's knocking through with full force this trivia game.
When we were, I couldn't remember the exact score,
but when we were prepping for Drew Barrymore interview,
I was looking at all of her movies,
and I was like, oh, music and lyrics, such a good one.
And then I found myself on the Rotten Tomatoes page,
and I think I was like, I remember my reaction being like,
huh, not as bad as I thought.
Yeah, I really love the movie,
but I would have expected it to have a lower rating for whatever reason.
Yeah.
Fair.
All right.
Question number one to
Ria and Fran.
Shout out to Sam B
from Dallas.
What is the name of
Seth's sailboat on the O.C?
Summer Breeze.
You're watching it right now.
You better be right.
Summer breeze.
Final answer.
Good job.
Why did I know it was going to be
an O.C question?
Why did I know?
That's why you've been watching
the last three weeks.
All right.
One nothing rain.
Fran.
This question
is to Lisa and Jane. Shout out Nory from Scranton.
Jenna Ortega, star of the new series Wednesday, made her acting debut in What Disney Channel show?
Yo, I don't know.
How old is she?
Would it have been recent?
Wednesday, like the girl who plays, like, the main character in Wednesday.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that chick.
I don't know any recent Disney shows.
Disney show?
15 seconds.
made a debut.
Do we think she's old enough to do?
What was it that you asked Hallie and Alexa about?
Like Wizards of Waverly Place?
I don't know.
I guess that would be my best guess.
I haven't come to on any of those shows.
Okay, we'll just say Wizards of Waverly Place.
Okay, final answer.
Is it one of like the later one?
Ant Farm?
I thought Ant Farm, too.
Ant Farm popped in my head also.
What's the other one with the girl and the guy?
They sing.
Which one?
Austin and Alice?
Yes.
I don't think so.
Okay, so let's go ant farm.
Ant farm.
Incorrect.
It's stuck in the middle.
Would have never, ever, ever gotten that.
I don't even know what that one is.
I don't think I want to know.
I don't think I've ever even heard of that one.
All right.
Huh.
It is still one-nothing re-infering these questions to them.
Shout out Stephanie from Ontario.
What was Pam Beasley's first fiance's name on the office?
Ted.
Rick?
Rick.
I like Rick.
Rick.
I want to say Rick.
Rick.
Final answer.
Incorrect.
To Lisa and Jane.
Take it Jane.
You know it.
Roy Anderson, right?
Oh.
Wow.
Full name?
Uh, yes, Roy.
Roy.
I was on, I was close.
He had the R.
Yeah, I was close.
Roy.
All right, tied up at one now
We are so bad at office trivia
We're not like office people
We are terrible at office show
Yeah
Okay, tied up at one
We never claimed we to be to be
I know
Question number four
To Lisa and Jane
Shout out Megan from Alton, Illinois
In the show dead to me
What Wooden Animal is used as a murder weapon
A bird
Sorry Lisa, have you seen this?
No, I've seen like an episode
episode, but no.
Yeah, it's like a wooden, a wooden bird.
Final answer?
Yeah.
Correct.
Easy question.
Well, if you've seen that, I guess.
Yeah.
You're my partner.
All right, two one.
This is question number five to
Ray and Fran.
Shout out Allie from Richmond.
Kate Winslet and Leonard DeCapu have starred in two movies together.
What are they?
Titanic.
and
Revolutionary Road
Is that it?
Is that the name of it?
That's the one where they're like the house
It's like the
That's got to be it
Alright
If it's what came into your minds
It could not be though
I could just totally
No but that sounds right
Titanic and Revolutionary Road
Correct
Yeah
Oh my God
That was good
The way you said it
I was like that has to be it
Why would it
Revolutionary Road is
been there.
Yeah.
It was in there.
I don't,
I don't even,
I've never seen that movie.
Neither of I.
All right.
Tied up at two now.
Question number six,
uh,
to Lisa and Jane.
Shout out Ellie from Detroit.
In the Hannah Montana movie,
what celebrity does Hannah get into a shoe fight with?
Um,
um,
um,
she's in sex in the city.
The,
which character?
Samantha.
Oh,
Oh, Kim Cottrell?
Yes, yes.
Okay.
Tyra Banks.
Lisa.
Tyra Banks.
We're crushing.
Tower banks.
Tyra Banks.
No.
She wears the same dress as Kim Cottrell, and I thought that's why.
All right.
Three, two, Ria and Fran.
And this question is to them.
Shout out Megan B from Boston.
What does IFF stand for in Jersey Shore?
and who got the name first.
Involuntary fat friend.
Is that what it is?
I have no idea.
I'm just guessing.
That would be very Jersey Shore.
It would.
All right.
10 seconds.
Wait, it's a double question?
Yeah.
10 seconds.
And then I have to make what friend.
I can't make a guess on what friend that is.
Involuntary fat friend.
I don't know.
Time is up.
I don't know.
We don't know.
We don't know.
Talies and Jane.
Do we stick with that?
That kind of.
That sounds right.
It does sound like
that they would exactly say
and maybe call Angelina that,
but I thought she was like
the Jersey Shore dump or whatever.
So,
I can't get that out of my head now.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Who would be the fat friend?
I mean, they all don't really like Angelina.
So.
I guess we just go with that.
That's her best class.
It's hilarious.
That's nothing.
You're a voluntary fat friend,
Angelina.
Finally.
Incorrect on everything.
What is it?
I really want to know now.
I'm fucked foundation
and it was wrong.
Oh.
I'm fucked foundation.
It's been early on.
Okay.
Well,
they had some pretty mean names
for people so don't fault me
on involves.
Like it's gonna be funny
when this has nothing to do with
what is just
that's the first thing
that pops into your mind.
Because they called people
grenades and stuff.
I know,
but just the fact that you're like
involuntary,
like you hear I
and you're like
none of us doubted it.
All of us were like,
you know what?
That sounds like something they would talk.
I'm not even going to apologize because they had some wild.
They said some wild things on that show.
Exactly.
Okay.
Still 3-2, Rian Fran.
And this question number eight to Lisa and Jane.
Shout out Jess from Aberdeen, New Jersey.
What insect does Hermione call Draco in the prison of Ascoma?
Prisoner of Ascoma?
Prisoner.
This is a other question.
No, no, I know.
I was just clarifying the name.
Oh, yeah.
I think it's us, right?
Lisa, yeah.
I think it's a cockroach.
I guess let's go with that.
Okay, yeah, it's all you.
Final answer?
Yep.
Correct.
You foul loathom,
little cockroach.
I haven't gotten one right.
I will come.
All right, tied up at three.
This is question number nine.
To Rianne Fran. Shout out Savannah and Brooke from Texas.
In John Tucker must die.
What sport are the girls playing in PE class when they figure out they're all dating John Tucker?
Volleyball.
Volleyball. Final answer.
4-3.
It's neck and neck.
Yeah, it is.
This is a close game.
Okay, I'm going to play a movie clip and you guys tell me what movie it's from.
This is to Lisa and Jane.
You think that I left that relationship because I'm some sort of.
sort of selfish depressed prick, which I am, by the way.
I don't think you're a selfish depressed prick.
I just think that you've let your troubles get in the way of your entire life.
Oh, babe.
You're really showing your age right now.
You have no idea what happens between two people after 18 years in marriage, all right?
You know it?
I know this.
We just have to say what movie it's from.
Begin again.
Final answer.
Correct.
Wow.
I've never seen that.
I do that one.
Great movie.
I watched with my aunt one time.
It's a great movie and I knew as soon as I heard Mark Ruffel, I knew what it was because Noah loves that movie. He brings it up all the time.
I watched it for the first time like last year too.
Yeah. I watched it on a flight to one of our live shows.
Yeah, and you talked about it a lot.
Yeah. It's a great movie. Okay, 4-4.
Woo!
I feel like Mark Ruffalo like gets shit on by people, but he's a great actor.
Who's shitting out Mark Ruffalo?
I feel like he gets made.
fun of.
I don't ever see people making fun of Mark Ruffalo.
I would never make fun of Mark Ruffalo.
People made fun of him in Spotlight.
Like, because he, like, was overacting in one scene.
But anyways.
I mean, if he's getting made of fun of for overacting,
it's really not the worst thing in the world, is it?
Okay.
Tidal bit four.
He's just doing a good job.
Tad of a four.
Shout out Rebecca from Birmingham, Alabama.
And this is Tari and Fran.
Finish this lyric from a Disney Channel theme song.
and tell me what show it's wrong.
I'm your basic average girl.
And I'm here to save the world.
And I'm here to save the world.
You can't stop me because I'm Kim Possible.
Kim possible.
And those words.
Correct.
You just said.
Thank you.
All right.
High scoring game.
That was good.
5.4.
Question number 12 to Lisa and Jane.
Shout out Nicole for this one.
What did Melissa Gorga bring to Tarrague?
Teresa Judeis' house on the real housewives of New Jersey that Teresa threw in the garbage.
Sprinkle cookies. Let me think about it for a second and not get too excited.
Sprinkle cookies, final answer. Correct. Yep. There you go. Spreinkle cookies.
Hey, I like some sprinkle cookies. Me too. I love sprinkle cookies. The one's like from the supermarket.
Yeah, yeah. Okay. It's a very Italian thing to bring over someone's house, so.
five all
but she doesn't like them
I know
she should have known
question number 13
to Ria and Fran
shout out Bex from New York City
who I talked to at the live show
and she like made it a point
like to use this question
so this is from Bex from New York City
Julia Roberts
character test in the movie
Oceans 12
tried to portray what actress
to help with the heist
I haven't seen Oceans 12 since maybe I was 12
I don't think I've ever seen it
Really?
Maybe bits and pieces
I only remember like so long ago watching it
Yeah
She's portraying another actress
She's pretending to be an actress
To help with the heist
15 seconds
Is she pretending to be Julia Roberts
That would be very meta
Feels like that's before it's time
Yeah I don't know
Five seconds
Elizabeth Taylor like I
But that wouldn't make any sense.
Have to be a current.
All right.
We don't know.
Nothing.
I don't even have a guess.
All right.
To Lisa, Jane.
She's playing herself, Julia Roberts.
Final answer.
Correct.
Oh, my Lord.
Oh, good job.
Lisa.
Dana, they hit it.
I'm so sorry.
You didn't know it.
It's all good.
You guys are on the right path.
That was good.
I know.
You said that.
And I was like, fuck.
You knew it.
I may actually start crying.
You knew it.
Everything's in here
I know everything's in here
I just got a trust here
I know I just like I said I have not seen the movie
I didn't believe her when she told me too
and I had to rewatch it I'm like oh wow
yeah you even know it like you asked again
you were like she's playing another actress
and Noah was like she's playing an actress
I emphasize it
oh that's gonna hurt me
that one really hurts that hurts that hurts that hurts
That one really hurts.
Right.
It's such a close game.
I could have got that one.
Oh, my God.
Oh, mad on.
Okay.
Question number 14.
Shout out Storm from Pittsburgh.
And this is to Lisa and Jane.
What was the name of Courtney and Kim's clothing store
and Courtney and Kim take Miami?
Wasn't it Dash?
Please.
Dash Miami?
Do we have to specify the location or can it just be the generic name?
It's just the name of the store.
Okay, it was Dash.
That's final answer.
Correct.
Damn, that seals the victory.
I know.
Really?
Oh my gosh.
What was the last question?
I can't believe that.
Who wrote that question?
Julia Roberts!
I know.
We shot ourselves in the foot there, but God, that's an easy question.
That's such an easy question.
Their clothing store?
Is that still around?
No, but it was the entire premise of the show.
It wasn't just in Miami.
That was the entire premise of the show at the beginning.
I went to their one in New York.
What's the last question?
Let's just hear it.
Let's just hear the last question.
Julia Roberts!
Playing Julia Roberts!
Julia Roberts! Played Julia Roberts!
And I said it out loud.
There is nothing worse than saying the answer out loud and then not going with it.
Did I talk you out of it?
I feel like I just said that.
You didn't tell me out.
You were like, that's really meta.
And I was like, I guess that was, because like, I just wouldn't.
Ah.
Yep.
Yep.
It's unfortunate.
Okay.
There's no one to blame there.
I know.
Question number 15.
But I feel like.
I'm blaming myself.
But like you guys didn't put an answer out.
You like, why not have just said that?
I know.
Why didn't, why say no answer?
Why say no answer?
Why didn't I just say Julia Roberts?
Learn from our mistakes.
Learn from our mistakes.
That is one of the dumbest mistakes we've ever made.
Not a good way to start the year.
Okay.
I feel pretty confident about the other questions.
I know we lost.
We were good, but that's fine.
For fun, shout out Ashley from Alabama.
This is the Rian Fran.
In the White Lotus season one,
what was the name of the suite,
Shane's mom reserve, that he was obsessed about getting?
No idea.
But we should give an answer.
They were staying in the pineapple suite,
or did they want to go into the pineapple suite?
pineapple sweet.
One of them was definitely pineapple.
Let's go pineapple sweet. They wanted
the pineapple sweet. Yeah.
Sure. Pineapple sweet.
Correct.
Always give an answer. Hey, we lost,
but we learned a lesson. If you had gotten the Julia Robb's question,
we'd be going to OT. Yeah, I know. That's sad.
Listen, here's the thing.
We lost. We did lose.
But we learned a lesson.
Was it a learning experience. That's what we're going to take away from this.
We will make a pact to always
Curse you, Julia Roberts!
We will never not give an answer, no matter how silly it seems.
No matter how dumb the answer may seem.
We will throw out an answer.
All right, well, congrats to you guys.
You guys did a great job.
New Year's Resolution.
You guys crushed it.
You guys were great opponents.
I don't think.
We barely got a question.
I was going to say, how many points do we have total?
7, 6.
So we only missed two questions.
That's crazy.
Oh, my God, combined.
That's a high-scoring game.
That rarely happens.
And therefore, I'm proud of both of us.
And you guys won, so you get a I Beat, Ria and Fran t-shirt, which is very exciting.
Very exclusive.
There's only about, I don't know the statistic on that.
Probably 20 to 25 people.
I was looking at the statistics, by the way, the other day.
We can go over them probably on the podcast, but very interesting stuff.
Yeah, we'll go over that.
We can talk about that at a later time.
You guys can just send your size and address to know his email, and then he will
send you guys the t-shirt. So thank you guys so much for playing. It was a blast.
Great game. Well done. What a good match to kick off the year.
Thank you so much for having us. It was a blast. We've been looking forward to it.
Awesome. Thank you guys. Nice meeting you guys.
Yeah, you too. Thanks. See ya.
All right, that wraps up. Today's episode of Chicks in the Office. Thank you guys so much for
listening. Ria will be back this week. But a thank you to Kelly for stepping in as second chair and
helping me out today. We always have a ton of fun.
Always. Thank you for having me. I love being here. Thank you very much. Everyone have a great start to your week and we'll be back on Wednesday.
