Chicks in the Office - Chrishell Stause New BF, Kanye’s Living Situation + Rihanna & A$AP Rocky in Studio
Episode Date: July 30, 2021Chrishell Stause & Jason Oppenheim dating (11:24-19:40). Kanye West living inside Mercedes-Benz Stadium (19:40-25:37). Paris Hilton denies pregnancy reports (26:58-31:01). Ashton Kutcher & Mila Kunis ...don't believe in bathing too much (31:02-40:43). Rihanna & A$AP Rocky spotted leaving studio together (42:32-49:30). CITO merch > http://bit.ly/citomerch. Follow us on Instagram @chicksintheoffice and on Twitter @chicksintheoff + subscribe to our Snapchat show > http://bit.ly/thegroupchat & our YouTube > http://bit.ly/CITOYOUTUBE.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/chicks-in-the-office
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Chicks in the office with Ream and Fran giving you that Friday energy on for Friday.
And it is a free-daily one.
Because it is the day that Outer Bank Season 2 is released.
I am so excited.
But I'm also like, I'm in that in-beauter.
where this is how I felt with the first season and I delayed it and I didn't watch but then I
watched but then I wanted to watch slow but then I couldn't it's like I am going to be sad when I
watch it all and it's already over but of course I want to watch it all like quickly but then I'm like
do what but do I want to like try and save it? Do I want to like try and spread it out a little bit?
So here's the thing. My original plan was to wake up
up?
Yeah.
As fast as possible on Friday.
Start watching it.
Finish it straight through all day.
There's probably some people who are going to wake up at like 3 a.m.
4 a.m.
Right.
Does it not come out at midnight?
Normally Netflix doesn't work that way for East Coast.
It's West Coast.
I retracted those plans and I think I might wait it out.
I think not fully.
Not fully but try.
Sit in the sun a little bit maybe on Friday.
Right.
And then later in the day.
on Friday start it. Yeah. And then
definitely finish it within the weekend.
Right. But we are going to do
our full... Because it's easier to stay up like all night
Friday night and watch it. You know what I'm saying?
Like enjoy the day Friday and then between like
8 p.m. and like 4 am.
Just watch it all right.
It's like a great feeling like all day
if you're just in the sun and you're like later
I'm watching. Oh, and you're just like I got it all.
You know like a post beach post pool of shower
and then get on the couch with comfy clothes and just
oh my God I can't wait. But
we are going to do our full Outer Banks Recap on
Friday, August 6th.
Yes.
Because we understand that not everyone is psycho like we are.
And not everyone is going to watch it within one thing.
And people have shit to do.
And so everyone has a full week to watch.
And then we will do the recap on Friday.
Yeah.
I feel better giving that assignment than like,
I don't want to be the teacher who's like,
you got two days to get this done and you got to get, you know?
You're so right.
I'd rather be like, you know what, guys, take the week.
Take settling.
I love teachers like that.
Teachers, I let you know the homework that was going to do next Friday on the Friday before
because you're like, oh, I don't have to do it this weekend.
I'll do it Thursday night at midnight or walking into class on Friday the next day.
Yep.
So we're given the full week.
It feels better that way for those that, you know, it's the weekend.
People have stuff to do or it is what it is.
So for Monday, we'll definitely give some initial reactions depending on where we are if we
finished or not.
However, to really dive in, spoilers, everything will.
save it to Friday, August 6th, so that hopefully
everybody in that week has
watched it. I'm
trying to take a weekend off of
partying and, you know, just
drinking my life away and not sleeping. I'm actually excited to see
what you sound like on Sunday, to see if it
helps at all. I'm excited as well.
This is the thing that you stay up all night to watch
out of banks. It's not going to help. I don't
trust myself. Even if you don't have a sip of alcohol
all weekend long, staying up all night,
it won't. It's, you'll probably be
I took the day off yesterday because I felt super shit like my my cough it comes it feels better
and then all of a sudden it will come one day and rea gets in these coughing fits right now that like
she just excuse herself from the room and go puke like and then I'm but I feel completely fine it's
so weird I just feel completely I don't feel sick at all I completely feel completely fine they just
come out of nowhere I'll go days without it and then boom one day I just like can't stop so yesterday was
one of those days yeah and then at night I started drinking again I don't
know the opportunity presented itself and my brother and his friends were hanging out in my
backyard and they said you want a beer i said yeah i do i do want a beer i don't want a beer i want a
i want a beer and i want another one and i want another one and that's what happens yeah and then
i'm texting fran i'm like i'm going to take the weekend off and she's like but what about
thursday and i don't know i don't know well oh i'm going to the movies tonight false you said
you were going to take the weekend off and i said that's a great idea and you said except i'm going
out Thursday.
Yes.
And I was like, oh, never mind.
Right, right, right.
But then today you were like tonight?
No.
Yes.
I am going to go to the movies and I'm going to have a very wholesome evening because that's
what Maria needs to do.
The chicks in the office getting to jump back into the movies this week, all individually.
Noah went to see.
Was it your first movie since when?
I might have gone to see one in my hometown like a couple months ago.
Okay.
But this felt like first time I was really back.
Like I had the recliner seat.
Yeah.
Yep, yep.
pre-game to some edibles and like it hit all perfectly i went tuesday night for the first time
since 2019 i think like the end of 2019 i looked because i remember looking at the movies that came out
like january 2020 pre-pandemic i was like i don't think i went to see any of these so the last
one i think was before christmas 2019 i went to go see black widow fantastic you know you know me
and my marvel movies i love them and joe
laughed so hard at me because I no joke like in the concession line had some kind of like
visceral reaction to being in line for the movie snacks that I like did this dance that was like
like a gyrate kind of thing and he looked at me and was like what the fuck are you doing because
I was like I'm getting movie naches I'm getting movie nachos and he thinks it's so gross and I'm
like I don't care you get not oh I literally we got he got a popcorn I got movie nachos
cookie dough bites and two large sodas.
You gyrated at your desk before you left the other day.
I was so excited.
Like, when the guy panned me, when he was like, would you like two cheeses or one cheese, one salsa?
I was like, one cheese, one salsa, baby, let's go.
My favorite thing about going to the movies with Fran is that she will not judge your snack
choices because she's getting movie nachos and popcorn and chocolate and candy and soda.
We could go and get like the grossest candy to.
there and I'd be like, you know what? It's fine. I could get corn dog bites and you would say yes.
I would say get corn dog bites. Do you not get popcorn? It depends on how I'm feeling. But normally
someone in the group I am with gets popcorn so I can have a little taste. Like Joe got popcorn.
So I did have some popcorn, but I also really wanted my move. I'm a big popcorn snow caps.
Coke. Do you put the snow caps in the popcorn?
See, I put junior mince in the popcorn. Yeah, that's fair. Any type of chocolate in the popcorn goes.
That always plays.
And you know what I think it comes from?
I just love tostitos.
Yes.
Like the movie nachos are just
Toastitos with Tostito Salsa and Tostitos Koso.
Like that's all it is.
And I like all of those things.
That's why when you say it's gross, it doesn't,
it doesn't click with me that it would be gross.
If I went and bought a jar of Tostito's salsa and a bag of Tocitos
chips, no one would be like, oh, that's so gross.
It's like, because it's at the movies.
Listen, I am, you have me very excited to go tonight.
I'm going to go see Suicide Squad.
Really just booked it on the spot
I was like I just want to go to the movies
Because if I don't go to the movies
I'm gonna end up doing something else
Yeah and I need to get my voice back eventually
Yeah and I it's the first time going
It was our first time going to the theater that's near our apartment
So it's like this is our local theater
We were very happy with the experience
Very close
Like a relationship with the people who work there
Oh yeah
Oh yeah recliner seat
Recliner seat
He had to
He heated
What?
What?
Is that a thing?
And it had a tray.
Are you joking?
You had a tray so you could put your food on the tray.
Heated fucking seat.
Heated recliner.
Heated.
And they have a bar.
Oh my God.
Full bar.
It's an AMC.
AMC.
Full bar.
That's unbelievable.
That's way better than one near my apartment.
Option for cooling?
No, but when do you ever need cooling?
It's always so cold in the movie theater, you know?
No, a sweatshirt with heated.
Oh my God.
I'm salivating us now.
It was.
luxury. That's luxurious. Eating my movie non-shoes. Good for you. Yeah. Good for you. So it's good week. It felt good. It felt good. It was. It was. We're getting and I'm excited because I feel like now there, it just felt like for a while there weren't really any good movies coming out. Just of course, you know, people don't, people were pushing movies back and dates back. And there's still so many movies that they push back that haven't come out yet. I feel like we're starting to get some good movies again. Last night, like all the trailer, there were like 10 trailers. Usually I'm like, oh, like just.
play the movie, but everyone was good.
Everyone looked good. I know. Just watching trailers.
I'm like, it feels good. It felt good. I'm telling you.
It just felt good. Wait until you sit in your seat.
Maria, you are gonna just be so happy.
High as shit walking into this.
You know what? I'm not even going to do the, I'm going to drive responsibly to the movies.
And then I'm going to get out of the car and just smoke the joints standing next to my car.
Like it's the fucking, like I'm in Greece. Not cigarettes, though, joints.
Yep. And then I'm going to walk into that place.
once again, hi as shit
and enjoy the fuck out of that movie.
I'm excited. Let's get into the topics for today
because we got some good ones that we're passionate
about today, passionate about.
Let me emphasize that.
Krasheel Staus
is dating Jason Oppenheim
from the Oppenheim group selling
Sunset. If you guys know the show, then you know
who we're talking about. And this shit
is juicy and
I don't even know. Blew up the internet.
blew up the internet yesterday.
Kanye West is currently living in Mercedes-Benz Stadium.
Paris Hilton is not pregnant despite rumors.
Rihanna and ASAP have been spending a lot of time in studio.
And a story about Milakune as in Ashton Couture came out where I'm not so sure they shower or if they bade their kids.
So let's get into it.
Starting off with Chris L.
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Okay, guys. Okay, Fran. This one knocked my socks right off of my feet.
So you tell the story. We'll frame it. First of all, like we said, you weren't feeling great yesterday. So Wednesday, this news dropped. And I texted you and was like, wow. You were like what? I was just said, Creshell, dating Jason, selling sunset. And you were like, oh my God, I think you let it sit for like a half.
hour. I was distracted. Yeah, yeah. You let it simply a half hour where you gave yourself time to think about it and I was doing some cleaning in my apartment and you face timed me and you were just like, I am absolutely floored. Cannot believe this. Cannot believe it. I couldn't believe it either. Criselle so coyly placed these pictures of her and Jason at the end of a slideshow on Instagram of all this. Their trip to Italy looks amazing. They're all in a group and the last two pictures are the two of them on a boat. And she's,
he's like one of them he's nuzzled into her neck and everyone first it was like oh my god is this
what we think it is all you needed to do is look at the comments and it confirmed everything everybody
commented all the cast members being like so excited can't wait jason's brother brett brent brett i think
it's brent i forget no he was like i'm so happy that you're making my brother happy
uh roman was like ah now everyone can stop with the jason and mary stuff
Mary was like, oh, I'd nothing better than seeing my two friends, like, come together.
It's a whole damn thing.
A whole damn thing.
I'm making sure we're getting the Oppenheim's names correctly.
Jason and Brett.
I think it's Brett.
So my initial reaction to this whole thing, yeah, Brett.
My initial reaction to this whole thing was that I was utterly disgusted, appalled, shocked, all
of the above.
And I'm kind of, like, I don't want to backtrack on those thoughts because I don't want to feel
like a bitch.
That was your initial reaction.
I had a visceral reaction to it and I don't want people to bully me into changing my opinion
on something and being like, no, love is love.
You know what I mean?
If they like each other, they like each other.
And trust me, I get it.
Right?
Like they could very well, very much like each other and like have a very strong connection.
And if that's the case, good for them.
Please carry on.
But the initial reaction.
I'm going to go off of that was just what the fuck.
Like, out of all the people in the world, out of all the people in the world,
Chris Lowe decides, I'm going to date my boss.
Yeah.
Who is 5-4 that does not matter.
I just want to describe him.
It doesn't matter at all.
It doesn't.
I want that point it out.
It does not matter that he is 5-4.
Can we just take out the height thing because I understand that?
But like, no, I'm not even talking about the height thing.
As if I'm just swear to God.
Swear to God.
Swear to God.
Swear to God.
The 5-4 thing does not bother me.
The show, as a viewer of the show, both of us,
I never really liked them, like, personality-wise.
That's what it is to me.
I was going to lead into that.
They felt, they feel like.
They feel scummy and dirty and skeevy to me.
We just never really got to know them in, like, a good way.
They don't seem like they have a sense of humor.
Like, they're never laughing.
They're always so serious.
friend that is why I'm appalled
I understand like people think that
we're just talking about physically
and once again it does not matter
what you physically look like on the outside
even if you are a five four man
personality wise they seem so different
personality wise they're just
the Oppenheims are dry
the Oppenheims are not working
with much besides I guess
they're big swinging dicks all over L.A
or not even all over L.A. all over their office
they're just swinging their
dicks all over their office. I mean,
I just feel like, okay, maybe because
they are working together so much that
from there naturally, they're just
going to create a connection. Friendship
into friendship leads into romance.
You're working together a lot.
They're probably spending a lot
of time working together
on selling Sunset and also working
together in general that they're probably not seeing
many other people outside of work
and therefore they're probably, they
just end up hooking up, which
once again, I get that part of it.
It's more so like you said, that their personalities
are not great on the show.
Like they don't woo us.
If they were these guys
that had awesome personalities
as well as having this great company
and being great realtors over L.A.,
we'd be like, fuck yeah, Creshell.
There's nothing but short kings in Hollywood.
Nothing much short kings and we respect them.
And when they got personalities,
Yeah.
And we also have to keep in mind that this could all be very showmancy, you know?
Like this feels almost so curated for the next few seasons.
Like I don't, I think maybe, you know, let's just play a little devil's advocate here
from the standpoint of Netflix and all of them.
And they banked so many seasons so quickly.
and everybody watched it so fast and loved it so fast.
It's been a while since we've gotten a new season of selling sunset.
Yeah, it has.
We got back to back though real quick.
No, I know.
So the desire for it, I would say, I think, has definitely gone down of people being
like super interested in what they're doing.
Now, this happens and everybody loses their shit.
It's like, oh my God, well, we got to watch the next season, which I don't think they
had that kind of energy before.
Like, I would have watched the next season.
But, like, I wasn't dying to see.
what happened. This happens and now I'm dying to see what happened. So, you know, keep that in mind
because I think they also may realize that. As much as I was shocked and appalled, I couldn't be happier
this is happening at the same time because this season of Selling Sunset is going to be so hilarious
to watch unfold. And then, like we said... There's also been so many rumors about Selling Sonset
like being so, so staged. Like so staged. It would not shock me at all.
Mary and Roman remember it was like Marys and Ramon's relationship like they were married before the show even started or something like it was so I forget what it was exactly but it was just that they do have a real relationship in real life obviously but so much of the drama and like will he marry her like will she marry him all those things were just made up you know what I didn't get though that people were freaking out about was that Jason and Mary dated like I don't think that's an issue I don't think that's an issue because I think
Mary has clearly moved on.
Yeah.
And I doubt Mary or Jason.
I think it's probably relief for Mary.
Mary is probably like, yes, Griselle.
I mean, clearly.
Vermont clearly had some feelings about it.
Yeah, but clearly people see something in Jason
that we're not seeing.
Yeah.
He could be totally different in real life.
We're just going off what we see in the show.
And you can't blame us for going off what we're given.
We can't give everyone the benefit of the doubt.
No.
we can't say oh everyone must be different no and and i'm trying to think of uh who was it oh dillon and
dylan did talk about them one time with us i forget because they had been in some event together
and said that they were great but i was just like i we don't know that yeah i saw them commenting
and i know yes we would have to meet the short kings ourselves yeah we would we would and chrychal just
seems like so great full of life just hoping for the best for her and her next stage you know like
coming off the divorce with Justin Hartley and everything and the the dating rumors and dancing with
the stars and all these things this I'm not gonna I'm not gonna knock a shell for this move no no no
you do you yep yep it's just it happened and it was a giant question mark flashing in front of
our eyes still is but we can't wait to watch it
Obviously, we did not get Kanye's album, but turns out he is...
Still haven't gotten it.
Turns out he is living in Mercedes-Benz Stadium.
We saw a picture of the room he is staying in.
It looks like a college dorm or New York City apartment.
Everyone's comparing it to those two things.
And apparently he's not leaving until he finishes that album.
I got to say that this is one of the funnier things that Kanye has ever done.
Like, there's been so many absurd things.
and I think we are so used to it attached to Kanye that we brush it off.
Like it was like, these pictures come out and we're like, aha, funny Kanye living in the stadium.
But like when you sit down and think about this, it's so absurd.
The picture, I stare at this picture, not of his room, but of him at an Atlanta FC soccer game.
that he's in the full red Yeezy Gap outfit
the pantyhoes on top of his head
and there's a picture of him just standing in the aisle
and these two people are like fans in the stands
and they're looking at him like Kanye West
like their faces are floored it's just insane
and he on his own Instagram is like posting
it's just like posting from the game
it's where he lives like imagine waking up
at the morning and you're like oh what am I going to do to
I'm going to work on the album oh and then I got to take five steps
because this game is happening like it's like you're going to
check out the game professional sports
happening in your backyard I mean
this whole thing is just so it couldn't be anybody
but Kandieb or like Shia LeBuff
yeah like I could see Shia LaBuff just living
in a stadium somewhere to be like
Like he would be playing the role of like a custodian at a stadium.
So he decides to live there.
There are just certain people that I could see doing this.
And those two just come to mind.
This is just so classic Kanye that you can't even be like, oh my God.
What is this guy doing?
You're like, okay, no, this makes sense why Kanye is doing this.
Now there are rumors.
And we did talk about this many of times.
I said that I wanted Drake and Kanye to release their albums on the same day.
And that is looking more and more likely.
Yeah, it's been fueling more and more
where I do think behind the scenes
they're just waiting to see who releases first.
Release it on the same day.
They don't know.
It's like Kanye didn't put his out.
It's not done yet.
And Drake hasn't put his out yet.
But I feel like Drake isn't putting his out
because he's like, well, we don't know
when Kanye is going to drop it.
So like I think Drake is like waiting now for Kanye
because Kanye is such a loose cannon.
When is it going to happen?
We're not going to get either.
That's what I'm saying.
It's going to be a stalemate for,
for months.
It's like an anchorman
when all the news stations
come down ready to battle.
These two, if they want to
settle their beef, if they want to settle it,
they have to release, they have to
grow up, fucking
let those balls
hang loose to the ground, drag
them on the ground, both of them,
and release the album at the same
exact time. Midnight,
both of them
press release, and we see who does
the numbers. The thing is, Drake is going to win
no matter what.
Like there's no way that like just streams wise like he's not going to beat.
100%.
They'll have every song on the top.
I think I think it's not a contest because just numbers wise because I think whatever
Drake puts out plays more mainstream than whatever Kanye puts out.
Oh, you know?
So like numbers wise it's hard to beat because Drake hit whatever he puts out will like be
on the radio and shit like that.
And Kanye's stuff isn't necessarily like on Z100.
No, but I don't even want to do radio.
numbers or anything like that strictly
streams within the first hour
which one is it? Drake. It's going to be Drake
I know it's going to be Drake but I
don't tell you from a casual fan who
like does not really give a shit about either one
if I was given the choice
like it's midnight
both albums come out what am I listening to
first? I'm listening to Drake too
yeah yeah I'll get to Kanye eventually
but I'll listen to Kanye but I would
do Drake first he just
as many bangers as Connie has
obviously
Drake just consistently puts out good songs.
And Drake, you could argue, like, it's still, like, in his mind.
No, that's what I'm saying.
Drake has just been consistent with it for years.
He hasn't really stopped.
Kanye is just very touch and go.
Drake, you know what you're getting with Drake.
Either way, they're, like you said, they're playing a game of chicken.
They're playing cat and mouse here.
They don't know what to do.
I, one of them just make the fucking move.
Please.
One of you just do it because you are making your fans suffer now.
That was that turned into a direct.
look into the camera. I know. I didn't mean that, but it happened. You're making your fans suffer
now. But yeah. Anyways, Kanye living in this stadium is just hilarious. And like, I'm just
picturing him like in these giant locker rooms. He's like the acoustics are amazing.
He's like he's, you know, where's he recording? Like did he set up a recording studio like in a locker
room? And one of the locker rooms like. It doesn't look that like soundproof though. I wonder how it's
going to come out. That's what I'm saying. It's just so it's so. It's so.
so bizarre, but like in such a funny way that he's just like, imagine you're going to a MLS game
and you're just like, you're right, and Kanye's wandering around and you ask someone like,
oh my, you ask like the, you know, the guy working behind customer service, whoever it is,
hand out tickets, box office. Hey, uh, is that Connie West? He's like, oh, yeah, yeah, he lives here.
Yeah, it's like, yeah, imagine being a worker there. It's like, ignore him.
Ignore him. You're cleaning up, like, and you just see him like, yeah, yeah. We're
can't get rid of them.
Guys,
Guy lives here now.
Unreal.
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There was a quick moment the other day where people thought that Paris Hilton was pregnant, but turns out she is not.
I have really come to the opinion that media outlets need to be 100% sure about a pregnancy before posting something.
Or maybe even don't post about a pregnancy until the woman who's pregnant says that.
they're pregnant, you know?
Like, the way it works is it never pans out well and it feels like an invasion of privacy.
And yes, there's, it's always an invasion of privacy when, you know, page six writes about your life and it's something that's personal.
Yeah.
But we literally invade their privacy for a living.
For a living.
All day long, we're talking about their privacy.
But for some, like, just pregnancy just feels different because, you know, there's so many medical reasons.
Like, you don't know how far long someone is.
how long is it like it anything could be so many um like dangerous things attached to that so
that of course total storm Paris Hilton's pregnant all the you know sources told I think it was page six
it was the first one to um post about it and then Paris went on her podcast this is Paris because
she was getting ready to promote like a full day of her new Netflix show cooking with Paris and so
she gets on her podcast and says that totally false not true she wrote it's incredible that i can just talk to you guys
as she wrote she said this was on her podcast it's incredible that i can just talk to you guys and tell you
all what's happening right away instead of the media always controlling the narrative and controlling my
story as they have for many many years i'm just over it i'm sick of people making things up she also spoke
to variety um and had said that you know when
she first started in the industry she had no control over anything these stories would come out men
she was dating her sex life all these things that she like didn't really have any say over um but now
she just feels like she said it's really important to tell the truth people shouldn't just get away with
making up stories i was just wearing a push-up bra for my new lingerie line i thought it was making me
look sexy but i guess they thought i was pregnant um and she said so yeah there's just i don't know
i'm used to it but i don't think it should happen i think people should be more responsible with
with what they put out in the world.
Very understandable because I also think that this could potentially be a sensitive subject for Paris
because she has been open.
You know, we watched her documentary.
She talked about wanting kids, but also being worried about like her age and things like that.
So it's touchy.
Yeah, it is.
Anytime pregnancy is brought up is a touchy subject.
And I was actually shocked when it first said that she was pregnant.
I was like, wait, I just didn't.
expect this from Paris Hilton.
Obviously, like you said, we saw in the documentary.
So, yeah, it does feel like an invasion of privacy, and it sucks, and she has to go on
and talk about it.
But these are things that are going to happen.
It sucks, but when it comes down to it, people are always just going to, like, if they
hear one thing about a pregnancy, they're going to want to be the first people to get it
out.
Like when Kylie Jenner was pregnant, but nobody was ever going to know that until she popped
that baby out.
Yeah.
But it was reported about constantly.
Yeah.
So.
It just feels like there maybe are some first.
steps that can be taken before putting an article out like that, right?
Like one source says it, well, maybe you need like eight sources.
Right.
Like one source isn't going to cut it.
Before you think that like that has a legitimate, you know, any legitimate lead to it,
any legitimate feel to it.
So she put this whole, you know, she put the episode out.
She talked about it on her podcast.
And we're definitely all talking about cooking with Paris.
You know, everyone's like,
she's got a new Netflix show coming out.
If you didn't know that, you know it now.
Oh, I'll be watching.
Milakunis and Ashton Coucher have been making headlines this week.
You know, we talked about them recently.
I don't know if we talked about on the podcast,
but we did on the group chat on Snapchat about, like,
Mila not letting Ashton go to space.
Very valid, but they joked about it and said,
Mila said maybe that was a little selfish of her.
Team meal on that one.
You know, you got little kids.
Don't need your husband going to space.
I mean, he's not going to space.
No, but they went on armchair expert,
Dak Shepard's Pod, and they got into this conversation about, like, washing your body,
washing your body.
The tail is oldest time.
We debated here at Barstow all the time.
Like, when you're in the shower, do you start with body wash?
Do you end with body wash?
Do you wash your whole body?
Do you wash your top half?
Do not wash your, you know, like things like that where it's like, how do you bathe?
They got into this conversation.
and
Dach Shepherd was arguing with his co-host, Monica,
about how, like, you shouldn't be washing your body with soap every day.
Like your skin has natural oils,
that you shouldn't be, like, just ripping your skin
of its natural oils every day.
And Mila and Ashton agreed.
She said, I don't wash my body with soap every day,
but I wash pits and tits and holes and souls.
And for Ashton, he said,
I wash my armpits and my crotch daily and nothing else ever.
and he says I got a bar of Lever 2,000 that just delivers every time.
Nothing else.
And Monica was like, I can't believe I'm in the minority here of like washing your body,
your whole body in the shower, like didn't think that that would happen.
And then it continued where Mila had explained, you know, like I didn't have hot water
growing up as a kid.
So like I didn't shower very much.
So it's just that's how she grew up and how she was raised.
So that habits continued with her kids.
She's got, you know, a, um,
a six-year-old and a four-year-old,
and she said that they don't watch them every day.
They didn't wash them.
When they were newborns, they didn't wash them every day.
It's like when they're dirty, they wash them.
If something smells, you wash them.
But if not, then you just let it go.
I think kids need to shower more often than anybody else, right?
Think about the amount of germs that kids are getting into.
So I do get that.
And I really, I think I'm falling in the camp of like, no.
I agree kind of with the kids thing.
I don't agree as much with Ashton and Mila.
Like, you know, I wash my whole body normally every day.
What's your shower routine?
This is my shower routine.
Shampoo, conditioner, body wash, face wash.
Okay.
And then I, and if I have to shave, the shaving happens after shampoo and conditioner.
And then it goes shave body wash.
that's normal. I wash my body too much, I think. I get in, I wash my body that I shampoo and
conditioner and then I wash my body again. You probably have no natural oil? I probably have zero.
I do twice because when I get in, I feel gross and I'm like, oh, I got to wash my body. But then
after I shampoo and conditioner, the dirt from my hair is going all over my body. So I'm like, oh,
I need to wash my body again. And usually if I'm shaving, it's while the conditioner is sitting
in my hair because I sit with the conditioner in my hair for a few minutes. So that's when I do the
shaving. Do not wash my face
in the shower because it's not good for you to wash your face
in the shower. You shouldn't be washing your face with hot
water in the shower.
Interesting. I don't do it all the time, but on
occasion. Yeah. It's just easier.
You're saying hot water isn't good for your face.
You shouldn't. Well, you're not supposed to wash your face
with like really hot water. Yeah, in the shower.
Why specifically in the shower?
I don't know. It's just something I read and I
now just follow that.
Something about
the, something about the pores and the oils
and the whole shank. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But
as for Mila and Ashen
I know that's what I'm saying I this is my
Hollywood doesn't shock me yeah this is my argument with the kids stuff
kids are dirty and they're and
this is they're always going to be dirty and they're
like they're run around they're outside you want them to be
you know exploring and doing activities and things so like
I understand if maybe you don't want to be washing them every single day
because it's like you could spend an hour in the tub with these kids
30 minutes later they're back outside and dirty again.
You know?
So it's like when it's a necessity, when you're like, ooh, you got a shower.
Okay, now it's time.
Now it's time to bathe the kids.
I get it, but as if I will not bathe my kids every day.
Oh, my kids are getting a bath or shower before they get into bed every night.
I feel like you'll change your mind if you start having dirty.
Let me tell you something.
Your kids will hate you.
If they have to shower before bed every night?
Yes.
Did you?
No.
What?
I hated.
I had to shower a bath before.
As a kid, I, my whole family, we hated having to take baths.
What?
Hated it.
Hated it.
So your whole family is just dirty?
No, we were every other day.
I know what you're saying.
Like people, we did it every other day.
It was like, oh, if I, if I shower Tuesday, then, like, I shower Thursday.
I just have always.
And that's changed as I've gotten older.
But when we were younger, it was every other day.
I don't know.
I just have always really felt the need to be clean.
Like, there's something about being clean before getting into bed.
Like, I just have.
been that way my whole life. As long as I can remember, I was showering before I went into my bed.
I think, I don't know if it's changed, but like I babysat a lot. I had a lot of younger cousins.
Like getting a child in the bathtub was the worst part of babysitting because they, no one wanted to do it.
But you're just saying you don't want to do it because it's annoying to have to like, it's not,
it's just a like a hassle to get the kids to do it. Yes, I'm saying because.
Not because you actually think they shouldn't be shower. No, I mean, if you want to bathe your kids
every day, go ahead. I think the science
behind it actually apparently says you're not
supposed to. But
like, who cares?
It's like, we're talking about
cleaning yourself. Like how what's,
I feel like unless you're really overdoing
it, it can't be that harmful.
That I, that's, I have
no science to back that up, but it just
feels like that would be the way. I'm
saying purely from like the
pain in the ass of trying
to like bathe three kids
at one time every single night.
is very hard.
Yeah, I'm out on that.
Yeah.
That's why I'm just going to, you know,
see what happens in my life.
Yeah, yeah.
Because now you got me thinking about having to bathe my kids
and that doesn't seem fun at all.
No, that's what I'm saying.
Like, so everybody on the internet
freaked out about this, but I'm like,
they got two kids.
You know, it's not crazy that they're not washing,
they're not bathing their kids every single day.
Now, as adults.
The kids got to pick up better habits when I get older, though.
Yeah.
Well, it changes.
Like, I,
I didn't. You seem like you didn't bathe as a kid.
Every other day. The way she's defending it.
No, no. I'm every other day.
Which is not how it is now.
Not including if you get dirty for some reason.
Yeah, of course. Like if you're, I'm rolling in the mud, sure.
You put them in the back. Or it's like if you're like outside and you're like sweaty.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like on a need to clean basis.
You work out. You shower. In the summer, if you're walking outside, I would be like, I'm
like, I'm taking shower every day. Oh, all the, yeah. It's hot. And I'm like sweaty and sticky.
Oh, you're in the pool.
from work and I'm sweating my ass off.
I jump in the shower and rinse off.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah.
Good to know that you're doing that now.
Yes, but, you know, when you're younger.
Shower.
I do shower.
Yes, I do shower.
I don't love that Ashton Couther says he like washes his armpits and his crotch and nothing else ever.
I feel like that was just like I feel like he isn't actually mean that.
Look, at the end of the day, that's really the important stuff.
You know?
Yeah.
They're washing
Like Milakuna said,
they're washing their holes
and their poor,
you know, like the...
Where the smells come from,
like that's head.
Yeah.
So it's like,
it's like that bad.
Everybody freaked out being like
they don't shower,
they don't bathe.
Yeah, that just wasn't it though.
It wasn't even like they don't...
Yeah.
It's not like they were like,
oh, we never take showers.
Yeah.
It's like...
Also, I feel like if you put shampoo
on your head once it washes down,
that has to clean your body a little bit, right?
Like when it goes down your body.
I think that is a big time
I've heard a lot of men say that
And I just feel like
The shampoo you're putting in your hair
Is cleaning your hair
So that like kind of gets dirty
It has all the dirt and oils from your hair
And then that and you're like letting all the dirt and oil
In the shampoo then pour down your body
And then you get pimples on your back
And so you have to scrub your back with like a soap
Yeah
And that's what I do
Just because I don't want to get pimples on my back
Yeah
You ever find that it's very hard to reach the right places though
I don't have anything
I don't have one of those brushes.
Yeah, I just kind of just throw it on there and just rub.
Yeah, it's just tough.
But, yeah.
Anyways.
I'm not a big back cleaner.
And how do they think about it?
I'm like, yeah.
You should get into that because especially in the summer,
when you're sweating, the shirt on your back, the oils,
pimples come.
I will say that sometimes I'm a body wash on like the top half of my body only.
Like sometimes I don't feel like reaching down and like rubbing my legs.
That's fair.
Because then that's after I shampoo condition.
and then body wash, and I feel like the soap from, like, my arms and my back and my stomach are, like, flowing down the con.
Well, that's kind of the same sentiment. Noah had is if body wash would be different, I guess. I don't know.
Sometimes it's just out of sheer laziness. You don't feel like bending over in the shower.
Yeah. On that note, everyone, go take a shower.
I really feel like I want to take a shower now. I feel so dirty right now. It's gross.
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Asap Rocky and Rihanna were seen leaving the studio together.
They were apparently there for 10 hours.
And we just continue to hope and pray and dream
that they are actually working on music together individually.
I don't care.
If it's a song that's together, awesome.
If it's Rihanna's album and ASAP's just there for support, great.
If it's ASAP's album and Rihanna's there for support, I'm not as excited about that one,
but I'm sure there are people who are very excited.
I would be more excited for that one.
Yeah, of course.
I would be more excited for Rihanna.
Obviously, I love Rihanna and I want Rihanna's album so bad, but I typically love ASAP's music
more.
So I'd be more excited, but I understand that.
I envision them doing exactly what I would want to do.
and that is sit in the recording studio,
smoke, blunt, after blunt,
have sex and just, like, record music.
Which is probably exactly what they're doing.
That's what I'm saying.
Like, I envision them doing what I would enjoy doing.
Like, that sounds beautiful.
I, now my mind is going to places that it shouldn't,
because I'm thinking that these,
the two of them are so in love and infatuated with each other
and obsessed with each other,
that they now have this strong connection
that they're creating a love album.
Like they fucking love each other so much
that they're gonna create an album together
about how much they just love love,
and love sex and love smoking blunts.
Fashion Killer Part 2.
Yeah, Fashion Killa Part 2 music video.
Yeah, that is a good...
Although I don't think that's happening.
I know.
I think we will get a song,
at least one song with both of them on it.
Yeah.
But one of them's got to be working on an album.
I don't know which one it is, though.
Both of them, it could be...
Maybe they both are, and like,
got inspired by him working on his album, we're like, oh, yeah, I'll make an album.
And they're just in separate.
I think she's been working on hers for years now.
And I think the same for Aesop.
Yes, we have no idea.
The rumors years ago, literally years ago, was that Rihanna was working on a new album and
that it was going to be more like reggae inspired.
Who knows?
That's been so long ago that that could have completely changed.
I assume she just was focused on everything else and wasn't making any music.
Well, she definitely was, but that was, like, I'm sure there has been some things recorded and some music made, but you just never know.
I can't even take it.
When I see pictures of them together, I say the same thing every time we talk about these two.
I just, the feeling I get when I see the both of them, it's kind of like how people feel about when they see Travis Barker and Courtney Kardashian.
Yeah, yeah.
You know, like people really feed off their energy together.
I feed off of ASAP Rocky and Rihanna.
Yeah.
I just
I love them both so much
and I can't even imagine
the sparks that fly between the two of them
Like that's what I feel
I just feel the sparks between them
I really do
The sparks are definitely there
You know what is also a very funny visual
Is like
Rihanna and ASAP Rocky
Sitting on the couch together
Weeknight
and watching Real House
like New York
Like just like
Like picturing Rocky being like
Which one's that again?
And like Rihanna being like
That's Ramona like this is all our problem
Because she's got like
Sort of involved this week I would say like
The episode I haven't watched you yet
But there was a part where
Ramona and Leah were going back and forth
And Ramona fucked up the name of Leah's
Clothing Company
And
Leah was like, I mean, I got like Rihanna wearing my shit.
Like I don't need this like for me or whatever. And like,
and Rihanna on Instagram was like, what'd you say? Like at Ramona Singer.
It's like Rihanna has no problem inserting herself in because you know she's watching.
She loves the show.
And she and Leah like do have a relationship now where like she does like watching her and
things like that. So it's just like it's just hilarious that.
Last night she posted what was said at Ramona Singer question mark.
Hashtag R.H.O.
And she's in her bitch mob t-shirt.
Like she's in her Married the Mob T-shirt.
Like she's posting like a literal video of the scene of her watching it.
Like thinking about ASAV Rocky potentially being next to her watching this is unbelievable.
It's so good.
And I feel like he would be into it.
Like weirdly enough, I feel like he's into it.
He's like super high.
Yeah.
He's like, what did this bitch say?
I know. I'm listening to the clip again to see if she was...
Imagine being one of them and it's like Rihanna's watching you on TV.
He's just like, I got Rihanna wearing my shit.
It's hilarious.
It's so good.
Just probably the all-time best Bravo fan that just like...
Rihanna.
The best visual one can get.
Yeah.
Thinking about the two of them just on the couch.
Smoking a big backwards blunt watching Real House on New York.
all like let me be your child and evolve let me hang out with you like Ramona it's just so funny
please let me just hang out guys oh man I won't bother you yeah like they got a that would
maybe be one of the best potential auction items that Bravo could ever come up with like if
riana agreed to it of course like for some kind of charity to be like win a night watching real
housewives with riana
I no joke would walk into Dave's office and beg.
No much money.
I would beg him so hard.
Dave, I just need like a few million dollars potentially.
No, I swear to God, I'd be like, I'll pay you back one day.
I'll do something crazy content-wise that will pay for this in the long run.
Please just give me millions of dollars to win this.
I would 100% ask.
I would have to.
I wouldn't let that opportunity pass me by.
You know what?
I may
fornicate with a sugar daddy
to get that money
to do that.
That may be the one and only time.
And I also like that you just said
you would be willing to get a
sugar daddy for something that I just completely made up.
Yeah, not a real thing.
Like, not a real thing.
Like could potentially never happen,
but you would risk it off for that.
I would risk.
Just for that, by the way,
I don't want it for, I don't come at me
offering me sugar daddy deals.
I don't want them.
Yeah, yeah.
If, though.
one day there is an auction to sit on the couch, smoke a blunt with Rihanna and ASAP and watch
my house in New York.
You guys will have to pay for me.
And then you can lick my feet.
Perfect.
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