Chicks in the Office - Dua Lipa & Jack Harlow + 'Who's More Famous' Game

Episode Date: December 14, 2022

Subscribe to our YouTube > http://bit.ly/CITOYOUTUBE. Kevin Jonas surprised Fran with a FaceTime (00:00-27:05). Dua Lipa & Jack Harlow dating + ‘Who’s More Famous’ game (28:23-46:18). Drake’s necklace of 42 engagement rings (47:16-1:02:15). Selena Gomez comments on fan-made TikTok about her and Justin Bieber (1:03:12-1:07:03). MERCH! > http://bit.ly/citomerch. Follow us on Instagram @chicksintheoffice and on Twitter @chicksintheoff + subscribe to our Snapchat > http://bit.ly/thegroupchat.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/chicks-in-the-office

Hey, Chicks in the Office listeners. You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. This is state of emergency. What's up, everyone? It's Chicks in the Office with Ria and Fran, giving you that Friday energy on a Wednesday. Hopefully everyone had an amazing start to their week. Finishing up, gearing up for the weekend here, middle of the week.

Let's go, gang. No? Nobody liked that one? No, I loved it. I actually loved every second of it. I'm laughing because sometimes the energy that you're giving before we record does a fucking 180 once we start recording. Hollywood, babes.

It's just, God, you just know how to turn it on. It's showbiz, babes. You just know how to turn it on. Well, we were talking about, what were we talking about? Talking about nothing, honestly. We're talking about there's really, it's a slow, slow time. but I had to have my acting chops on today because Tommy Smokes pulled a full prank

on Ben Mintz and the rest of the office. I won't give any more details because he said not really to talk about it. But I didn't know. Look out for the video next week. It was a whole, like Ben Minst got fake arrested in the office. But I was in on it. And so, oh my God, the pressure of knowing about a prank the night before it's going to happen.

Too much pressure. I could barely sleep last night. Too much pressure. and turning. This morning I'm coming the office. You know, I'm planting my seed everywhere. People are coming up to me. Planted that didn't sound good. Yeah, especially in the office. Anyways, but yeah, so

it's been, you know, it's been a show busy kind of morning. Yeah, yeah. You had a busy job. I did. I planted your seed. Right. In the entire office. That'll go over well. Bless you. Oh, bless you. Speaking of sneezing, I'm getting a tickle in my throat.

hopefully I'm not catching anything. I think I am too. It's just that tummy year, guys. It is. It's kind of like this tummy year. This time of year. I have something to complain about that I just remembered. Complain away.

Okay. So this year in my family, we've never done this before, but we are doing Secret Santa. I hate Secret Santa. I do. I love Secret Santa. Some people love it. Some people hate it. I have like PTSD from being a kid.

and doing Secret Santa or White Elephant or whatever and always thinking your present's not going to be good enough. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, do you remember when we did it at the office like a while ago and Fran was mine? Do you remember that? I think I still have what you got me in my bag. You were mine, like 2017, like in the office.

You had me and you got me. You don't remember what you got me. Oh, I don't remember. Are you about to say you still have this in your backpack? Because I throw just random stuff in my bag. I never like take it out. So you haven't cleaned out your backpack? since 2017.

No, I've got it in the new one, but I just dump everything from the old one into the new one. I don't really recall. I don't recall either. Oh, wait. Yes. Yes, I do. Yes. Yes, we did.

I don't remember who I had, but it's coming back to me a little bit. In 2017? 2016, we did a two here, and it was more of the white elephant situation. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. And, uh, this was just secret. Do you remember what? I don't remember.

Look, I got it. Oh, I do remember. Got me this. It's a Patriots keychain I think we had a I didn't think of anything It was I'm doing to you what I'm afraid of people doing

Exactly I think it was But that was like a secret stand Where it wasn't If I recall it was like Hey don't go crazy It was $25 There's always a limit

Yeah exactly So well there's also always the asshole Who goes way over the limit And everyone's like well what the fuck Like why did you do that Because they want to be the one To give the best gift That was a question at the live show by the way

the Blythe-Shortez-Therve you remember. Steve Carell, what did he buy? Yeah, yeah, go over the limit. So we're doing Secret Santa with my family this year because with all the aunts, uncles, cousins, whatever, everyone always feels obligated to buy everyone a gift. This year

we're like, we're just going to do Secret Santa. You just buy that person the gift. So we're doing it on my mom's side or we're doing it on my dad's side. Both sides of the family, we're doing Secret Santa. Okay. I hate this. I hate Secret Santa. And I think it just comes from being a kid and being afraid of them. My gift's not going to be good enough.

People are going to get my gift. They're going to make fun of it. You know, just an insecurity growing up with Secret Santa. Okay. The pressure is on this year. I have my brother for one, and then I have my sister's husband for another. Are you supposed to say this? They won't listen.

They will never hear this. Oh, okay. I hope. I wouldn't guarantee that, but. They won't hear this. Okay. Somebody they know could be listening and then tell them. Whatever.

I honestly, I don't. at this point my dad was already pissed off the other day anyway he texted us in a group chat saying he's never doing secretana again because people can't keep their mouth shut yeah and that person was my mom apparently but so what I think is also a good way to to sorry to do it too is like just have everyone know who they have you know like just like be like look this year everybody's getting one gift and we're picking out of a hat and whoever you get like that's who's buying you a gift right and that way you just A ton of pressure. Yeah. And my brother pulled me aside. He was like, loki, who do you have? He's like, tell me. Right, right.

And I was like, I have cousin Elena. So I lied to him. So he doesn't know. What if he was like, I have cousin Elena? Yeah. No, because I know who has cousin Elena. See, that's the thing. Everybody knows who everybody has.

Because I won't take. Yeah. But I know who has cousin Elena. So when we have all my cousins, there's like an, I don't even know how they do it, but like they, aunts and uncles would have me, like a spreadsheet where like Chris Kringle where like every aunt has three cousins to like buy

four. So like every kid gets three presents when we do family Christmas. So it's like you're getting some or two or three. It's like you're getting either two or three. So it's like, you know, every year my mom's got like this cousin, this. But it's technically from the other cousin, even though it's like the adults would always get it. But it'd be like, oh, I have my cousin, Grace and Teddy and like, you know, Jack. We have like, you three.

So that way it's just like when you exchange gifts, you know the set number of presents you're getting from family. I'm making this more difficult than it has to be. Yeah. Simply because I got easy. What's the time? What's the time limit? I mean, it's a hundred and fifty. But here's a thing.

Whoa, that's a big number. That is. It is. It is. But my brother is such a big Sylvester Stallone fan. He has Rambo tattooed on his body. He does. We know Sylvester Stallone's daughters.

Oh, my God. Am I out of control for asking them for, like, a video of Sly? And I'll be like, it won't be posted anywhere. Like, it's literally just for my brother. Like, I, no, I don't think so. Am I out of line? What's the worst case scenario they say, oh, we're in, really? is a stupid. We're never talking to you again. I don't want to lose that friendship with them.

I don't think, I don't think you would. I don't think, I don't think, I don't think, I don't, because I don't think that would mean more to my brother than if I just bought him a run. If anything, like, of course I'll get him something with that. If anything, maybe you would do it and ask them and they'd be like, oh my God, yeah, sure, we'll do it later. Then they just never do it, you know? And then you act like never. And then you then you just act like it never happened. Yeah. I just have to bite the bullet and like just, just. I really think of you just. like texted them they would tell them what it's for like it's secret santa for my brother who's a yeah and i'll be like it won't be posted anywhere i said i have to imagine it's not the first time they've been asked something right for a video from their dad yeah so we'll see i don't know it's it's causing me a lot of strain on my brain the secret santa i i wish that i was one that love secret santa yankee swap is a way more fun and better game yeah white elth yankee yanky swap is what we did the first year that i worked here in 2016 it was a live stream though also a lot of

of pressure. You just get a random gift. You never know. You never know if people are going to like it. I don't know. Whatever. Christmas is around the corner and I haven't done any shop. I haven't done any shop. I haven't done any shopping yet. I'm so behind. Guys, I don't want to ruin. I don't want to ruin it. What? What? I think I'm on. I think I'm on to what Marty got me. Oh. Don't you say he's a terrible keeping secret. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I think I'm on to, I think I'm on to it. Yeah. And I already know what I'm getting because I deliberately asked for it. I didn't ask.

And I saw the box be delivered. I didn't ask for anything, but I think it's, I think it's something that I want. What is it? Wanting to do. Oh, it's a trip.

Guys, I don't know. I don't want to speak. I don't know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It feels wrong.

Yeah, it does a little bit. It feels naughty. And also you don't want to speak it out loud because then like, I don't want to speak it out loud just in case. Then they'll be like, oh, you didn't do that thing that you said. Right. Yeah, like, they'll be like,

oh, then like, they might, then he's going to feel bad because you said it on the podcast. He's just really bad at keeping like things as like low key. He gets too excited. He gets really excited and like makes con. I have a hard time. We'll be watching something. He's like, hey, look at that.

And I'm like, I have a really hard time with that also. Same. I'm really excited about something. Like I'm like, I'm like, sometimes I would get so excited weeks before I'd be like, it's here. Why don't you just open it now? Right, right.

Like, come on. Can I just tell you? Yeah, come on. No, it is hard. It is hard. It is hard. for sure. But I don't even, I can't even do that right now because I haven't purchased a single fucking thing. There was something else I wanted to talk about while I had you guys with me here today.

We should do a Yankee swap of the five of us on the podcast. And do it, or we do a live stream. Live stream or whatever. I mean, it would take that. Yeah, we have three minute live stream. There's only five of us. We only have a week left here. Yeah.