Chicks in the Office - Elvis DMed Ria, BTS of CITO w/ Dana Beers + Chloe Veitch Interview

Episode Date: July 1, 2022

WATCH OUR SEATTLE VLOG IF YOU LOVE US > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzDKBstmoMk. Dana Beers joins us to give a behind the scenes look at the CITO gang, after editing the last few West Coast vlogs (1:45-17:38). Ria's full Elvis movie review (19:26-36:22). Interview with Chloe Veitch – talking The Circle, Too Hot to Handle + her new podcast Bangin' with Chloe Veitch (37:51-1:00:57). NEW SUMMER CITO MERCH > http://bit.ly/citomerch. Subscribe to our YouTube > http://bit.ly/CITOYOUTUBE. Follow us on Instagram @chicksintheoffice and on Twitter @chicksintheoff + subscribe to our Snapchat show > http://bit.ly/thegroupchat.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/chicks-in-the-office

Hey, Chicks in the Office listeners. You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. This is state of emergency. What's up, everyone? It's Chicks in the Office with Rianne Frand, giving you that Friday energy on a Friday. We are headed into the weekend. Hopefully everyone is having a great day.

We are super excited for vacation. I'm sorry that we will not be recording next week or giving you. you guys any episodes but we will be back after that uh we have a special guest here with us today for the intro but before we get to him francesca how are we doing i'm good i'm so excited for this fourth of july break it's insane i think i hope everybody else is doing something fun for the fourth got good plans enjoying the week for my fellow employees at barstole that everyone you know enjoys the week off this is a nice of you Yeah, well, this is a week that I feel like everyone within the company looks forward to so much because it actually really is a week that people can kind of take off and get some quality time with friends or family or whatever it is.

So I hope everyone has a lovely break. I'm fucking pumped. Not to rush us through this podcast, but I'm ready to wrap it up. Fran's ready to get to Italy already. You know she goes on her family vacation to Italy. Yeah, I'm ready to wrap it up. but now Noah, what are you doing for the fourth? Staying where you are?

I'm just staying where I am. Yeah, I'm on the Cape, but nothing, nothing crazy. Not going to able to do crazy, Noah. No, no, you've only been living on the Cape for three weeks. Yeah, yeah. Very nice. All right, we have Dana here because if you guys have been listening to the past few episodes, we've mentioned our blogs, and they're done now.

All the stops are out. Seattle has been put out. I think people were hoping for some other footage in there that we left out. Dana did a great job. Dana did a great. Oh, okay. Dana did a great job editing. I had it in the first cut.

Yeah, no, no, I know. We decided as a group. I wanted it in. I wanted to keep it. I think everyone wanted to keep it in beside myself. So we cut it out, but that's actually not true. Yeah, Fran didn't want it in. It wasn't anything crazy.

Oh, wasn't I been great. Yeah, just a little something. We should, you know what we should have done? We should have had Dana make like an end credits scene where like there's a full like two minutes of credits of nothing. Like what do we get credits? Credit to Dana. Credit to myself.

Credit to friend. Like just really slow and to go on. Maybe we list like all the locations. We went to all these places. Every restaurant. Every restaurant. And it goes for like two minutes where people are like, oh God, I'm not sticking through to this.

but at the end there was like a like a 10 second clip at the end of the moment that everyone that everyone heard about could have been something that could that would have been smart yeah I'm sad I thought about that right now we should put it at the end of this YouTube video oh yeah and we just don't tell anybody yeah except this right except everyone listening it's an Easter egg yeah something something cute but Dana had to step in and edit these blogs and he is an outsider to the Chicks in the Office team. He was not on these trips with us. He does not spend a lot of time with you guys. Now I spend time with you. Dana and I spend a lot of time together. And I don't know in fact that me and Dana did live together for like two years,

even though I'd say we probably talk more the last couple of weeks than we ever did living together. Oh, you know what? That is funny. You guys live together and I burned a hole through your can. You live. Oh yeah. And I live and weirdly enough, I did live in an apartment below Noah and Dana. But also I have seen Dana more in the last couple months than I ever did living. We're like best friends now. Yeah, we are. We're like, we're roommates. We like text every day. Yeah, we have we have a special bond for people. No, no, no, Dana is Marty's roommate. I feel like people are missing that. That's my clue. Can I say something? Yeah, that's kind of has to do with this, but kind of not. You know how Noah's always like Fran, Ria, like your

mics, make sure your mics are good because we're always talking. What is you? talking to Noah, your computer? Yeah, because I'm the producer. I don't, I'm not like talent. Like I don't know. Yeah, but sometimes you get pretty chatty. A lot of times you get chatty. Based off these vlogs, I'd say your talent.

You're like 90% of the edit. That just kind of, that just kind of came to me because in my headphones, I was like, hmm, you know, Noah sounds a little echoy. And then I was like, he doesn't even have a mic. I had to fight for you guys to get mics. They're not going to give me a mic. Yeah, that's true.

That's true. That's true. All right. That's all I wanted to say. Okay, back to the vlogs. Okay, back to the vlogs. I want you to go through, Dana, each person of the Chicks in the Office team

and give your outsider opinion on them and then the group as a whole. And then maybe grade us. Like, if you want as a whole, just like grade the group. And he did, he did the last three. He didn't, he didn't see the, or you did watch the first two, I guess,

but you didn't watch the prank. I watched the prank. I thought Fran was going to slap someone on the face. So did I. It's funny because, like, I really never do anything with you guys, like, in Barstool and seeing this, it's like a whole new world to me. And it was awesome. It was like, holy shit, this is their dynamic.

I love the fact that it's like, I'll say for the group, I like that it's like, you guys share the wealth. It's not just, you know, Rand and Frana. Freya and Rand. Ria and Fran. It's not just Ria and Fran. And it's like Noah, Natalie, and Dev as well. It's like the big five. Yeah.

That's what we call ourselves. That's like the little side characters. But I think Noah's a little, I think he's a little obsessed with the camera. I think we're starting five. Starting five, got the full lineup for a basketball team. I'll start with Noah. I knew this about Noah. I've worked, we started on the same day five years ago.

He likes to say he doesn't like. like attention and he doesn't like the cameras. He doesn't like people talking about him, but he loves it. You see him going to these live shows and there's like 40 year old woman taking pictures with him and everyone's chanting his name. He's like, no, I don't want to go out there. He loves it. No, no. I think Reinfraint, no, I like, I run into the green room. Like, I don't. A little background info, one of the shows, we were like, no, get out there. Like, and they scream you know him. He goes, they didn't even yell my name last show. Remember, Fran? He goes, they didn't know what he yelled my name last show.

He was like, nobody cared last time. And then he went out there and everyone was like, like throwing their bras at Noah as he ran out there. So Noah, I think he's funny on camera. I'll give him that. But I do think he won't admit it, but he loves the attention. Do you remember the name of his YouTube video that you believe that? I remember what Fran said.

What did Fran say? You might say it? I mean, you couldn't find it based on that. I couldn't find it. You trying to do a flip? Something like that. It was him trying to, but I couldn't find, I mean, granted, I really did not look that long, but I could not find it.

I mean, Devin's the only one who knows, and I, I'm trusting her. Trust me, Devin won't show it to me. I have texted Devin on the side being like, please, as a birthday gift, can you show me Noah's video? And she goes, no. I thought about looking for it, but I was like, I don't know if I want to find this side of Nella. I like the deal I know now. I don't know if it's, I don't want to change my opinion. The bar mitzv video, I'm fine with, like, us putting that out eventually maybe,

but the dance video, I'm not even joking. Like, I really don't want people to see it. Why don't you want people to see it, though? It's embarrassing. You kept growing, I just went hard. I went so hard. No, I really did. But what's embarrassing about a younger you dancing?

That's funny. Yeah. I have a ton of those videos out there on my old YouTube. People can probably find it. I love it. Actually, I do have one of them. Me, like, running in my boxers in seventh grade, like, through the streets and I have that shit.

It's okay, Noah. It's so much worse than you can. I release me as King Louis. You're proud of that. You bring that up like all the time. True. I am proud of that. All right.

So Noah, he loves attention as much as he says he doesn't. Him and Natalie Bicker like you read about. I mean, I think that's just obvious. I could have made a whole episode of them yelling at each other in cars. She's good on camera as well. And Dev is like kind of the behind the scene superstar to me. She's always here with like, she always gives you what you need, like when you need it. She's a good energy behind the camera to hype you up.

And then Fran is always eating what's it called meat and cheese plates. I like that. Like you, every time I see you in the green room, you're like, where's the meat and cheese? That makes you laugh. Ria, a lot of the time you're in sweatpants and sweatshirt. I respect that. But that's just like you, I see you like that every day. So it doesn't surprise me.

That would upset my parents. They've been, my mom, I told you about this, my mom, I called me recently and was like, you're not looking good. Like she was, she was just like you, you know, like you got to get back to dressing up and stuff. Like I'm seeing you wearing baggy clothes all the time, but it's comfortable. The overall feeling of the group, though, was very wholesome. Like I enjoyed it a lot. I loved seeing it like your guys day in and day out because it was just like very wholesome,

you know, except for Noah. I wouldn't describe us as a wholesome group, but I think that's a whole thing. Well, he said a wholesome except for no. I think I am part of the wholesomeness. Like, I think I am. Like, I think we shared some, I'm trying to think of like. Dana, from watching the footage, do you think Noah has the ability to ever admit when he has done something wrong? No.

Yeah, thank you. And the best part about the Seattle vlog was when he was like, oh, I never sigh. I never do this. And in my head, I was like, dude, I have four clips of you doing that in the last episode. I can pull that out in two seconds. but it was really fun. I actually enjoyed it. I'm happy to help in the future.

I feel like we're having like a job interview. I'm serious. I also kind of feel like Dana watched the five of us for two weeks and now he wants in. Like he's like, I feel like he wants to travel. Like he's like, look at these cool places they're going. I want in the group. Marty was already on the last trip so we could just add Dana.

We actually talked about this the other night. If me, Marty and Dana just started vlogging ourselves, Like all we were doing was eating Burger King and we were just like, you know, people might be interested in this or maybe not. I also like the, your fans are very just like positive and happy. I like that a lot.

You know, in the barstall world, you can get a lot of people being negative. The Cito fans, and by the way, I came up with Cito. Did you know that? I think I remember this. I told Noah that it should be called. No, no, it was like very early on.

Actually, yes. I think it was like Dana and this other guy, Trey, and they like, were saying like, other guy, Trey. You're going to say other guy. Trey? Oh my God. I'm going to tell.

Holy shit. I mean, no one knows what Trey is. Yeah, but you gotta give him from respect. I mean, great. He's, he's an amazing

animated graphic designer. This other guy, Trey. Yeah, also lives in their building. No, but they were just like, they said Cito,

like, so casually, and I was like, what is that? And they were like, chicks in the office. I'm like, oh, wow.

Genius. I also had, so I had every producer's nightmare. on the Portland vlog, the hard drive broke and it just stopped working. And I was on Long Island two hours away from the office, so I didn't have any backup footage. So I was panicking. I was like, I also had big plans for the weekend of like getting shit-faced responsibly. We saw. We talked about that. So I just kept going back and forth between getting drunk and editing. So that was great because I sometimes feel like I'm a better

editor when I'm a little tipsy. Honestly, that was the most shocking thing. It was like you'd be texting like about that and then I'd see on Instagram like you drinking and I'm like all right I don't even know if he'll send it and then at like 3 a.m. you'll like send a cut. I'm like did he just like drink all day and then go home and edit? Yeah, I love it. But that was a that was a that's a true editor. It was the hard drive broke and as a producer you know that's the worst thing ever. And so I went on like a three hour voyage to all these different stores, Best Buy, all these places. And I finally found a place that has this one specific cord that I've never heard of. I plugged it in and I'm sitting at a Starbucks on Long Island. And it's crowded as hell. I'm sitting there. I'm like sweating balls. And it turns on and I'm like, ah!

I start yelling. I'm screaming like, yes! And that means I didn't have to go into the office on a Friday night at 2 a.m. I could just kind of relax a little bit and all the work was in front of me. And everyone's staring at me like, what are you doing? I have 15 wires like on the Starbucks table. Dana texted me. He said,

I wish you could see the day I've had just an unreal set of events. They could make a movie out of what I just did for the few hours. I was in some like a bum-fucked town and like East Long Island this little store

and I found the thing I needed. Whenever Dana text me, I get like really nervous because it's either like, it's never really anything very important but the way that it's phrased is always like it's the most important thing in the world. Like that he texted me that day about that.

One time he texted me, Ria, can I call you? And I was like, it was like 11 o'clock the morning. And I was like, oh, my God, yes, I call him. And he's just asking me, this is a good time to ask them this question. There was a Coke bottle in my car that was a full, was a two-liter, right? It was a two-liter. Two-liter.

And plastic bottle. Big one. Oh, big one. Big one. Two-leater. Okay, okay. And it just sat in my car for days, okay? In a hot car.

Yeah. And apparently Dana saw it and a lot of the soda was missing. This much was gone. A whole quarter of it was gone. And her and Marty said none of them had a sip. We didn't have a sip. None of us had a sip. It just disappeared out of the water.

Is that like, can it evaporated? Yes, it evaporated. Yes. In hot water. Yes. No, like if the temperature in the car is really hot. Yes, it evaporated. And he's calling me.

He's like, wait, I've got to ask you something. Did you take a sip of this soda in your car? I was like, you text me could I call you? I thought something happened. Was the bottle ever opened? No, the bottle was never opened. When you opened it, did you? Did you hear the snap?

Yes. So then that shows you no one drank it. I know, but how does it disappear? No one drank it. That's just science. Fran, are you looking it up? Yeah. Whatever.

Whatever. I don't care. We're going to test it out. This is aluminum. This is talking about cans. Either way, me and Ria are like best friends now. Yeah. And I'm like, anytime you guys need anything, hit me up.

I'm your guy. Because like, I fucking love it. Amazing. I love that. And I feel like we're going to. do more vlog. Oh, we're going to have something coming up for you soon. I'm going to go to Fran's apartment and I'm going to film her

skincare routine, but I'm going to be the one behind the camera and then we'll give it to you to edit. It is like great, yes, exactly what I was hoping you guys. Dana's like, I'll edit vlogs. I love vlogs and you're like, oh yeah, we're going to like do like a shopping hall. No, it'll be a vlog.

Also, how can I not bring this up as the beer guy? No, are you kidding me? Oh, yeah. That was that was rough. That was rough. I'm not a chugger though. He did really throw a disclaimer on that before we drank the beers that he does not chug liquid of any form. But the raw footage, he kept nudging being like, I want to do this. I want to do this.

Well, I thought that I could probably beat them. I also have another, I also have another issue with Noah. You know, you asked me to come on this podcast. Actually, I asked. I'm just getting to Zoom. I'm not getting the full cameras. I can't, Ed. Listen, I said I wanted to wait.

I said I either wanted to wait until we were all there, or I said maybe Dana could like set it up. To me to see 200. Let me look nice and crisp on this. This is a whole new world for me. I need people to see this face. I wanted it like that. No, well, but you're the one that's not here.

Yeah, I know. But you're the one that's not here. So you can't be like all. We don't want to wait to have Dana on. No, I agree with that. And I said this. morning, I thought, oh, you know, it would be funny, Dana sets up all the cameras today, and he, like, has, he, and he films himself.

We just thought it's a little bit of a hassle to have. Dana all of a sudden coming from vlog editor to full producer. Now I understand, now I understand what you guys deal with. Yeah. It's also, it's also then, it'd be like a cute little guest stint for Dana turns into a full-blown day of producing. Like, that's not what. He said, he just, he just said anything we need.

I know. That's true. That's true. I do have to do that two o'clock thing. Yeah. Okay. So Dana has to go. Everyone follow Dana on Instagram. He's trying to get 100K. Okay. All right. Dana beers on Instagram. Be respectful because I love his girlfriend very much, but also, but also follow him. Yes. I love you guys. That was a good clarification. Yes. Thank you, Dana. Yeah. Follow and do not slide. Do not slide. Follow and do not slide. I love my girlfriend very much. And support him and his girlfriend from afar. They're very cute. All right. Thank you guys. Thanks, Dana.