Chicks in the Office - Frank Ocean Cancels Coachella + Weekly Watch Report

Episode Date: April 21, 2023

Live Tour Tickets > https://www.barstoolsports.com/events/citotour. Ria's two pet peeves (00:00-14:33). Weekly Watch Report (14:34-51:42). Frank Ocean drops out of Coachella weekend 2 (52:32-55:21). Twilight TV series in the works (55:22-1:00:41). Shawn Mendes & Camila Cabello seemingly back together (1:00:42-1:02:01). One More Thing (1:03:47-1:15:27). Subscribe to our YouTube > http://bit.ly/CITOYOUTUBE. MERCH! > http://bit.ly/citomerch. Follow us on Instagram @chicksintheoffice and on Twitter @chicksintheoff + subscribe to our Snapchat > http://bit.ly/thegroupchat.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/chicks-in-the-office

Hey, Chicks in the Office listeners. You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. This is state of emergency. What's up, everyone? It's Chicks in the Office with Breanne Fran, giving you that Friday energy on a Friday. This is... Yeah.

Yeah, this is our last episode before a little vacation. and then I recommend Monday's episode that we come back. Everybody watches the YouTube. That's all I'll say. Hopefully. Hopefully. That's it. I'm not saying anything else just in case.

But we will be back. Ominous. Yes. We'll be back Monday, May 1st. Yeah. And we want everyone to tune into the YouTube that day. It's very important. Okay.

And that's all we'll say, just in case it's not ready. Anyways, we are going on vacation next week, leading into the weekend. And everyone I think is in good spirits. You guys are both in green. Wish you told me the memo. I'll go fuck myself. Sorry. Nobody wants to let me know.

Honestly, like, I'm in this. This is a funky dressing time because we're like in the in between weather. And I have so many just like neutral basic clothes. Like that's really what I wear. And in the winter like I love like sweaters or like jackets and things like that. And I was like, like I'm very warm right now. But I was like, oh, if I just take this off like we're just. matching in long-sleeved white shirt.

And I took off my leather jacket because it's warm in here. But like this is, I was like, I'm really build my outfit around the jacket. And now I just want to take the jacket off. Let it hang a little bit. Yeah, I'll just, let it hang off. Yeah, a little off the shoulder moment.

I was going to keep my leather jacket on because after going off about Adam Sandler's stay into pants last week, I walked in and realized that my white shirt got ruined in the laundry and didn't realize until I got here and it's blue. you would never you cannot see that i mean maybe in the maybe on the camera maybe you can but i personally cannot see but i was discussing with myself when i realized and i was going to get my jacket on but i'm way too hot to do that so i'm not going to do that um how excited are you for london i'm so freaking

i know we've talked about it nine million times about you going to london like for the last two months i'm we've been like rias going to lond i'm i know but it's finally here and i couldn't be freaking more excited i'm so excited for you i realized last night i mean i always knew this but like i was getting stuff ready for London. I was, I'm really ahead these days, you know, like packing. I'm very impressed. You were packing outfits. You told me you've already ordered stuff for live shows. I have our live show outfits. I don't. I'm just way more organized than I've ever been in my life. I just, I don't know why. This year, I set some goals for myself and I've been sticking to them. Almost threw up at solid court today, but that's fine. At least I'm going.

But I realize my blow dryer isn't going to work in London. even if I bring an adapter, I posted on my story. Noah responded, he was like, I have three adapters, and I was like, I'll take them for other reasons. But everyone else was like, you will blow up your blow dryer. Nothing will work. So I want to book a blowout there. People have ruined their Dyson's.

Yeah, I'm not taking the chance. I also leaves more room for outfits. So I'm just going to get a blowout in London around the block from my hotel. It's going to be glorious. But I came here today with two pet peeves I wrote down in my notes. Wow, all right. Two pet peeves. Two pet peeves.

I wrote down in my notes, yeah, that occurred yesterday. my life. Okay. Are they new pet peeves? Newly discovered or? It was one of those things. Are they been reawakened? Reawakened more so like it is something that has always bothered me. But yesterday, both these things happen. Okay. One of them is when you say thank you and someone says okay or okay. Instead of no problem or you're welcome, they go okay. In in real life or in text message. In real life. I don't feel like I've never encountered that. It doesn't make sense. One of my family members is distant, so it doesn't matter. I don't really see them often.

Always said that. Like, thank you. Okay. Yesterday, um, wait, who said that to you? Whose response was this?

Yesterday, I'm about, I'm about to say. Yesterday, um, somebody let me go in front of them as I was walking. And I just said, thank you.

And they said, okay. Okay. But, I, I, you didn't, they didn't,

I almost would rather no response. Yeah. Like I was just being, oh, thank you. Like, you don't even have to respond to me. But when you say okay, why okay? Why not?

No problem. You're welcome. That wouldn't be my. That wouldn't be my first. I remember as a kid, this distant family member who I don't see often, when I would say thank you to something. You're not even a kid in middle school, high school. I would say, okay.

Yeah. What the fuck is that? Okay. One of my biggest pet peeves now, I realized yesterday I was like, okay. Like, oh, I look back like, okay. Yeah. And say that. but in my head I was like the fuck and then the second one is it's never happening you it's gonna happen

you I'm just like it's now going happen I'm trying to think of the thing is is I'm sure it has and I just haven't noticed and now I will notice you will notice the next time because it just doesn't make sense yeah okay yeah I'll notice now sure okay the next one is when you're holding the door for someone right and it's more like the you're walking, you open the door, you're holding it, but you're walking at the same time, like you're holding it behind you. Yeah.

Like you don't stop to hold it. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah. Like you're holding it backwards. Yeah, yeah. And the person behind you, or if you are that person, you fake grab the door as you're walking out. You know, I got it.

Thank you. You know? How about when the people don't even, like, go to grab the door and they just continue walking with their arms cross? And you're holding, and you're doing a back bend to keep the door. And they are walking past you.

And they just walk past you. And they don't say thank you. They don't do nothing. They walk with their arms crossed. I don't think I've ever encountered that either. Both of these things I encountered yesterday, both of them. And I wrote them down immediately. Because I was like, people have no manners.

Didn't say no acknowledgement at all. No acknowledgement. But like, you know, when you like, a male or a female. A female. Okay. And you know when, like, if someone's holding the door back, I feel like I, it's up. It's a hard visual if you're listening to us. No, I get what you're saying.

And you're like, and you say, oh, thanks. And you're like this. And then you hold it. And you're like, oh, thank you. Like, you're like speeding up to catch the door. It's just a transfer of a door. Yes. Keeping open.

A lot of times I won't even look back. I'll just like, I'm like, I'll just hold it for this amount of time. If they make it, they make it. But I'm not looking back to the second. Totally agree with that. This woman had the, I had to hold her the whole way. I was like halfway out the door fucking tear an ACL. trying to hold the door open.

Walking out of my building. Oh, walking out of your building. And I held the door. Okay. Behind me. Yeah. And I thought she was. And she walked past, and she just walked past, walked onto the sidewalk.

Arms crossed. What age range are we talking? 30s. Yeah. I would love if you were like 80. No. This fucking old lady. This young girl.

And I think that's why I pissed me off more. Yeah, yeah. Because I was like, young girl, you would think we have a little exchange. Like, oh, thanks. Nothing. Snooty little princess. Taking a trip to Ria's etiquette class today. Yeah, I got these two.

I had a lot of time yesterday. Yeah. We didn't work yesterday. And so I had a lot of time. And these two things really struck me. Because they were both, they both happened leaving and entering my building where I was like, what the fuck is up? Do you agree or disagree? No, I absolutely agree.

If you disagree, it's fine. I just am curious. Could not agree more. The thank you, okay, I feel like I've never encountered. That I can completely envision and that's rude. Like, at least pretend to hold the door, at least pretend to take the transfer. Yeah. That's what you're doing.

It's not a- I'm not your fucking servant, Miss. When you're holding it behind, unless it is like an elderly person, you expect the transfer to happen. If it was an 80-year-old woman, I would have stepped out of mind. way to hold the door for her. But when you're doing a transfer, a drive-by... How far do you think you have to be... How far do they have to be where you don't hold the door?

Ten feet? Yeah. Like... Yeah. I'm holding for like one, two, three, maybe five seconds. Five seconds is long. Five seconds. I feel like that's way too long for me.

I'm probably like two seconds. Like I looked back and I realized... If I see, if I look back and see there's someone else coming, I think I'm given a solid five seconds. I look back and I realized that if I took my hand off the door, it would smack her. Like that's, yes, yes. And I'm like, yeah.

That's when you're literally close on someone's face. But I'm bending back because she's not even taking a little grasp and it's about to close on her. Oh my gosh. Get together, people. Eyes open. Have your wits about you. Look around.

See what's happening. Yep. Anyways, I'm really excited for long. A lack of days ago. I'm really excited. I'm excited for Florida. We're going to, I'm going back to Universal. Wow.

But with Joe's nieces that have never been. That'll be cool. And they just finished reading all the books. And it's a surprise trip. They don't know where going. Oh my God, they're going to be screaming. I know. We're going to be matching T-shirts to wear.

Fun. It's going to be super fun. What is the T-shirt say? They're just like, you have a little Harry Potter glasses on them. Cute. Yeah, cute. And just the ladies are going to, to Universal.

And then another day we're doing Magic Kingdom. Fun. With like more of the full group. That's so fun though. Like little kids and you get to witness them seeing it for the first time. I'm just so excited about. I'm like,

because I'm just a kid at heart. So I'm enjoying it all myself. But I'm going to be so excited seeing all of them. Although I am afraid that if they don't like some things, I'm going to be the one that's disappointed. Like if I'm like, guys, look. And they're like, eh. I'm like, I'm like, oh, man.

They won't. No, they'll love it. It's going to be. It's going to be very cool. Speaking of magic. And I'm excited about going actually back to Disney. I've not been to proper Disney like Magic Kingdom since maybe I was 12. Oh, that'll be cool.

I was joking to people. I'm like, would it be weird if I, because I don't really have any plans if I just went to Disney World by myself? Yes. For one day. Yes. Would that be weird? Yes. I would call you a creepo.

That's what I would be worried about. I'll tell you what day I'm going. You can come with us. Well, I'm like, and I said to Joe, I was like, I'm getting us. Because there's young, we have a lot of young kids in the group. So I'm like, Joe, I'm getting us, like, a pass is so we can hop parks if we want to, if we want to break off from the group. Because when you're a kid, it takes you the whole time to go through the whole park. When you're an adult, you're like, let me hop around.

Exactly. I haven't seen Star Wars. The Star Wars stuff, I really want to see Star Wars. I know you'd be going just to enjoy it yourself, but, like, guy walking around Disney alone. Yeah. Sends a strong message. There's so many other places. Well, there's already the whole stigma around, like, Disney adults, you know?

Yeah, but I'm not a Disney adult. I haven't been since I was a kid. No, Disney adult is very different. You should go with some friends. Yeah, it's just the aspect of going solo. Which is why I just said, I'll be there. You're going to have to hop on a ride with like a random kid. You know, like, the solo riders?

There's two parents today have three kids. It would actually be a hilarious video with the children's permission, of course. To like have these kids just like every ride you get on. You're sitting next to a kid, but you have the kid like roast you. Family should be able to rent a person Well they do that You know they do that like on mountains Like when I went to Montana

When you're on the ski lift They'll be like who wants to ride with this Like they have a line of kids Oh yeah yeah yeah Who wants to go up with this kid? Yeah Families should be able to rent a person in Disney So that one kid doesn't get left out

Except it shouldn't be a random guy They should be like checked Yeah for sure And if you're signing up for that It's kind of strange as well But yeah that'll be Next week will be good We'll talk all about it on Monday when we come back.

YouTube guys check into that YouTube on Monday. Hopefully we're not. And keep subscribing. Oh yeah. Thank you to everybody who's subscribed. Thank you. Thank you. If we got new list.

We're feeling a little bump, bump-ty bump on that. If we got new listeners, thank you. We've seen a plethora of followers come in. Thank you. We don't know why. We got sent a message. Oh, I saved it.

You saved it. I did want to talk about that. Yes. where it is so funny because Rhea and I've been doing this for, hey, it's me, Fran. Hey, it's me, Ria. For so long that it feels like we don't have to clarify sometimes. And then we get messages like this that truly blow our mind that people have just started, either they've been listening for a while or relatively new.

Yes. And send this message. This girl wrote to Chicks in the office. This is crazy, exclamation point. I've been listening to the podcast for a few months, emphasis on listening. and I saw a picture of you both in the beginning. I just saw a video of you all and I matched the wrong face to your voices.

This is a lot. I can imagine that that would be a lot. That would be a lot. This is Ria speaking and this is France speaking. That's crazy because I feel like you guys say each other's names. We do. We do. Maybe she just thought we speak in the third person.

No, but I, but you may not know our faces if you're just listening. I'm Ria. Ria wants to talk about this. It's like, then you know that that's Fran talking, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. I do get it, but like, you could have this.

I guess if you're just not really thinking about it too closely, you know? But you also could just not have the faces lined up. You know what I mean? Like if you are only listening, I'm saying I'm Rhea, but if you don't know what my face looks like, then you're like, okay, Ria, I don't, you know what I mean? Exactly. Like, I'm saying, hey, wow, Ria's going to this,

but they don't, they don't. Yeah, they still don't know. Yeah. I've also had people tell me that my voice doesn't match my face, which I don't know how to take that, you know? But you know, we know each other. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's like, of course, whatever's going to match.

Yeah. But anyways, let's get into the rest of the episode. We have the weekly watch report. We're going to be talking about the topics. Frank Ocean officially drops out of the second weekend of Coachella. They are doing a Twilight TV series. And Sean Mendez and Camilla Cabale look like they are taking the relationship to the next level. And we also have our one more thing.

So let's get into it with Weekly Watchport. All right. Let's get into the Weekly Watch Report where we talk. about all the things we watch this week, presented by Proper Wild, giving you that clean, all-day energy that you need in your life. Once again, it's clean, it's vegan, it's gluten-free, it's GMO-free, no additives, none of those bad chemicals that a lot of energy drinks have that make you all jittery. Proper Wild is clean, all-day energy, 100% plan-based. It's also a little shot, so it gets right to the point, get you going. If you want 30% off, go to ProperWild.com slash Barstool

and get 30% off your first order. All right, let's get into the things that we watch this week. I struggled this week, so. Oh, I got some couple of new things. All right. I watched the Courtney and Travis Wedding Special. I haven't even watched this. I watched this while I was painfully hungover Saturday,

and I just wanted to throw something on. I liked it. The tongue kiss at the altar of the beautiful Italian church wedding. Vegas, I get tongue kiss. The aggressive tongue kiss at the altar of the Italian wedding. I didn't love. I didn't love that.

You know? The Lord is watching. The Lord's watching always. He is watching always, but especially in that moment at that altar with Mary's on her veil. It was aggressive, but that's them. They love a tongue kiss. and I don't even know what to rate this.

Like, it was fine. I just feel like we saw it all before. I'll rate it a, I don't know, I'll rated a C plus. Okay. Like, it wasn't awful. Super average. But it wasn't like the best thing I've ever seen.

Yeah, absolutely. As average as it gets. All the clips were online. So it was like, we didn't see anything new. Yeah. The after movie I already talked about. That gets an A. I'm saving the rest of them for my plane ride.

Yeah. I know, it's funny because the video went up and the comments were like, Oh, the first one's so good. They definitely do drop off a little bit. But, I mean, that happens often with a series like that. However, I forgot, and somebody, you know, message me, and obviously there was 9 million comments about it too,

that this was also Harry Potter fan fiction. Harry Potter, Harry Styles fan fiction. And it's just, you kind of forget that that's... Wait, so the lady, the author who commented, Yeah. She wrote it as Harry Styles fan fiction? As like the main guy based off Harry Styles. But that was based off of fan fiction and then she wrote it into movies, right?

Well, the books got adapted. No, I mean the books was written based off a fan fiction that already existed. No, no. The book is fan fiction. The books are fan fiction based off of Harry. Got it. Like based off of Harris. Yeah.

So Anna Todd is the author. she commented the books are waiting for you on the TikTok. And so now I think I have to read the books. Because in that book, the idea of you that we were talking about, that is also a Harry styles fan fiction. There's a lot of Harry Styles fan fictions out there. People love Harry Styles fan fiction. So that gets an A from me.

Love is Blind Reunion gets a C minus from me. We already talked about that as well. I'm not watching Beef anymore because I got very scared in the eighth. episode, something happened, and I don't want to spoil it for you if you're going to watch or anybody else. But me and Marty literally jumped out of our seats and we decided we could no longer watch this and then we had to put on a very easy and light show after because I got so scared. And then I texted Noah about it and Noah was like, no, you have to keep watching. Like that only pops up. It's not a big part of it. It's not a big part. But it scared me so much.

And it's also like, I don't, yeah, I don't want to spoil it. It was dark while we were watching. It was late at night. And I got very afraid. and so I said, no, I can't finish this show. So beef won't be finished for me. If you want to put a spoil alert on it, I don't really care about this being spoiled. It's just like a creepy look. I would just say it's a creepy looking person.

There's a very creepy looking. I'm going to bring up a picture of it. Or like a flashback. It's not really a dream. It's a flashback. I'm going to try to find a picture. My parents didn't like beef either. Neither did my parents.

My parents shut it off. This was not the first time it popped up. Oh, God. That wasn't the first time it popped up. popped up though. Yeah, it's like a couple times. It popped up in like a very scary like outside the house

like this. Oh no. So immediately, that was the first time and it was a blip and we were like what the fuck was that? And then we... I might have to make sure Joe doesn't watch that. He gets very scared. Skip episode.

I'm not even finishing the show because honestly I got to be honest wasn't that wasn't that fucking good. Yeah, yeah. It really wasn't as good as everybody's making a seat. Don't you feel like people... Look, if I thought it was that good, I would have thought to finish more of it. I only watched three episodes, and I wasn't like, ah, dying to finish this. Don't you feel like people, like, it's like mob mentality, right?

Like, if people just decide that this is going to be a good show, everybody's like, this is the greatest show ever, 100% Rotten Tomatoes. And then you like watch it, you're like, it's fine. But is this the best show ever? Yeah, no. Like, people really, like, when they decide something is going to be the best, they, it's like, this is the best thing. And then you watch it and you're like, let down because everyone's like,

this is the best thing ever. That's how I felt about beef. And I will not be continuing watching is that freaky witch that popped up and then was like, face to face, couldn't do it. There's like a new movie that's coming out, scary movie. I don't know. I can't, I don't even know the name of it because I like close my eyes. But they have, it's the commercial plays during all the sports that's on right now.

And it's like actually terrifying. They shouldn't be allowed to put that on during like sporting events. Like there's children watching basketball on a on a Tuesday night. And the commercial is terrifying. There's children and there's full grown adults like Gus who don't want to see it. Absolutely terrifying. Don't play those commercials. They shouldn't.

No. Save that for like middle of the day. Yeah. You know. I know. That was like when Nicolode when we were younger. I might not even finish. Don't honestly stand with me and don't finish the stam shell because what?

Why did, where did this witch come from? This show had nothing to do with witches. This show had fucking nothing to do with that. Why is there a random witch in this show? That is so creepy. I thought I was watching The Watcher again. If Noah's saying it's kind of an irrelevant thing. It's not irrelevant, but it's just like not the focus of the show.

But it's like, why did it exist? Then why are you going to find out? I don't want to. Spoiler for me when this is done. I'm not, because I'm never going to finish this. So I'm not available. Grading not available for beef because I'm not finishing. Wait, you're not grading it?

No, it's too scary. But just grade what you've watched. Grade is too scary. But you've watched since you've watched. Yeah, and it went down fucking hill. Sometimes when I get in the zone of like hating on something, I can't stop myself even though I don't even care in that mind. In your mind it was like an average show and as you kept talking, it's just gotten worse and worse. It's gotten worse because I don't know because here's the thing.

What? You're just mad because you're scared. No, I'm not mad because I'm scared. And also, you know what my sister said to me last week, Friday night? she was like the way that you I said something to Noah about something oh there's a hole in our apartment wall that Dana punched in before he moved out yeah and so on Friday night when people were there they're like who's who's whole like who did this and I was like Dana did it and like my sister said that the way that I talk sometimes she's like you act like you're on a reality show the way you talk and I'm like you know what it takes a compliment yeah means I say things with emphasis but um I get lost in like do I don't care about this show that much you know what I mean but at the end of the day I rated it an A minus last week or whatever you gave it a high grade I wish I gave it a B minus because because keep talking it's going to get lower and lower at the end of the day really it deserves a C plus yeah um because at the end of the day what you were saying last week Fran was so right that like is it's not that good like I what you know what I mean like I was just bored when I watched the first five episodes. And so I was in the zone. And then the more I watched it, I was like, what is the

fucking hype around this show? Why is this have 100% around Tomatoes? Tell me. Lay it out for me. Sometimes things, like, I feel like, and this goes to the Noah's of the world, and it's, I would categorize it as, like, artsy.

You know? But there's plenty of things that are artsy that I don't like. No, I know, but I'm saying like, it's like, it has that vibe where people are like, it's just the way it's made is just incredible. And people Which I'm, yeah, it's a well-made show. But I'm with the content of the show sometimes gets lost because it is very well-acted and very well-structured and shot very well. But you're kind of like, what the fuck am I watching?

Yeah, and people get pretentious. They're like, well, you just didn't understand it. Yeah. No, I understood it. I understood it. But there's no reason this witch, this scary witch, right, has a place in this show. Look, and maybe we're just simple beings that like shows that are going to, like, that are going to entertain us and that we want to binge that seem unrealistic. and at the end of the day,

I don't like scary stuff. I don't like being scared. Swarm scared me, B-Scared me. And how about this? Beef is also fairly unrealistic. While we're here, while we're here,

let's talk about this, when we talked about Swarm, and I said, like, how uncomfortable it made me. Everyone was like, I bet you watched the Domer story with Evan Peters. No, I fucking didn't.

No, I didn't watch it. Because it scares me. I don't watch, I don't like to put myself on the position of being scared. So no, I didn't watch the Jeffrey Dahmer show. I think it's stupid that they make TV shows out of that. There's no scary stuff.

You don't like anything scary? When I was younger, I went through a phase where I did. And I was not afraid of anything when I was younger. Like, I didn't even sleep in my parents' bed. They talk about that, how, like, my siblings, like, used to sleep in their bed when they were. I didn't do that. Oh, well, Michael Jackson. I was afraid of Michael Jackson.

But because my brother was afraid of a lot of things. But that's, yeah, a movie. He would then put on to me and be like, you have to be afraid of it. I went through a scary movie phase for sure, but I haven't dabbled in that in a while. One I remember when I was younger, me and my friends rented the haunting of Connecticut. We were like, ooh, like scary movie. As I've gotten older, things scare me way more. Yeah.

Like if I'm in the dark. Oh, yeah. You're friends who would have sleepovers. We would watch like the fucking, what was it called? There's a few of them. Not paranormal activity. Paranormal activity was good. Yeah.

Cuts. starts with a sea. The conjuring. Yeah. Never saw this. Saw that too. There's a bunch of them that you would just watch. Now, I also think it's because I'm in a relationship with an absolute scary cat. He can do nothing scary. Like, not even remote. Like, even things

that I'm like, that wasn't scary. He's like turned off. I've noticed a lot of guys are more scared than girls. Yeah. But yeah, you know what? If you want me to grade beef, I guess. I will grade the rest of the episodes I watch, which was six to eight. I'm grading them

a C mine. An F. I'm grading them an F. What? Do you like haunted houses or no? No. When I was a kid and in high school to make out with boys but Besides that I don't know. I'm not going one now. You made out inside of it like where people would jump out

at you? Maybe a little bit. I feel like that's even like I just try to get through as fast as possible I'm not going to try to stay in there. There was the last I think the last haunted house I went through makeout on in high school. Couldn't do it outside of the Haunted house.

Well, you know, maybe. It's secretive in there. There's, um, the last haunted house I went to, I was in eighth grade and it was like, um, one that was in somebody's backyard at a Halloween party and it was like inflatable, like a bouncy house, but it was massive. And there were people in there scaring you. And a bunch of my friends, we all went in together. And the way you got out of it was like you had to just like jump through like the bouncy

house like netting, you know, hole. and somebody was chasing us and we all tried to jump through like at the same time and we all got stuck and my friend got so scared she peed her pants and we were so she so then we're all like scared but also laughing because my friend's like I pee

and we were like no because we're all squished together we're like you're peeing that's a weird job if you think about it being those guys who like are kind of like you're just scaring children and like Those kids were bullied and then they became the people.

They wanted to instill fear to people because people did that to them. That's my theory. One of like the few things that, well, that's not true. Now in hindsight, looking back, I'm like, oh, I didn't like it, but I'd watched a lot of the Ellen show. Ellen tube was fucking awesome. Never have I ever with all the guests. It was awesome. The David Quaid.

Dennis Quaid. I say David Quaid, Dennis Quaid video. I'm Dennis Quay With the earpiece No but he's the scare When she would scare her producer In the haunted house Every year it made me laugh

Every year was funny Yeah you won't catch me in a haunted house Ever again No I'm never again Will you catch me in a haunted house I was in one Five six years ago With my friends at like at like

Universal at in L.A Is fun Do you guys know this fun drop They did the Six Flags they did You could go and get scared You know that When they do it at amusement parks

They have like Even when you're just walking around. They just run up to you. Friday night. You don't remember this from Sponschob. No, it won't. Marty, I'm scared.

I literally say that all the time. If like a scary commercial comes on, it fits. That definitely does fit. All right. And then so beef gets an F. The more that we've gone on. Can't go any lower. Started at an A minus.

My parents watched three episodes. They stopped. Apparently my mom got so sick of it. We stopped at the same point. My mom got so sick of, she was so imping. She said she had to stop. Weird because your dad and I usually see eye to eye. Well, I think he was...

I was talking to him last. Yeah, you guys were facetimbing about that. But I think he was he was ready to keep going. And my mom, she got too impatient. Yeah. And then Vanderpump rules. Holy shit.

Man, these episodes are getting wild. So like I mentioned yesterday, not a lot going on. We didn't work. So what I did was I worked out. Then I came home and just like clean, did a bunch of laundry, whatever. but Van der Pomp was playing all day, which they do on Wednesdays now, where they just play all the episodes.

So I had it on the background, and I was like, I've seen these episodes two times already. Give it to me a third time so I can inspect every fucking thing that has happened on this show. So then I led into, there's nothing better than like cooking and having a little cable television on in the background where you like popping your head out. You know, I was making chicken cutlets. I literally felt like my mom. Yeah, yeah. I was making chicken cutlets and like popping my head out to catch like some of the past episodes of very. Santa Pump rules.

Right. But then all of a sudden you're like 45 with three kids. And like you just see it like fast forward. But the never before seen footage played before the new episode last night. And I texted you in Kelly Martin and I was like I. And this was before it was clipped online and I don't know how to clip things like that. And I don't have fast forward or rewind. So I sound like 80 years old. I was watching on cable.

You absolutely. Wait, you don't have fast forward or rewind. Honestly, I definitely do. You have Cable cable. I know. Is there any cable that doesn't let you do that in these days? And honestly, when I just was lazy and Cullim was like film it for me, I was like, I'm watching,

I don't want to rewind right now. I couldn't believe my eyes. There was, I don't have that feature. Yeah, I said, I can't I can't. I definitely can do that. Honestly, Marty does it all the time for sports. Yeah, he is always reminding. Always rewinding to film. You can rewind. Anyways, I was watching the never-before-seen footage episode.

And Ariana, Raquel, and Tom were in the hot tub at Sheena's wedding. And the three of them are posing together. And Ariana looks at the photos and goes, oh, my God, we look like they're, you could tell they're fucked up. I don't know. Yeah, they were fucked up. Alcohol, drugs, whatever it was. They're fucked up.

As one is at a wedding. And Ariana looks at the pictures and goes, oh, my God, we look like a thruple on a romantic getaway. And Tom and Raquel, Tom like sticks his foot out, taps Raquel a little bit. the look they gave each other, absolutely sickening. Absolutely sickening. They're literally sitting with the Ariana posing together. The three of them are taking photos in a hot tub together.

Orion is naked. And the three of them are posing together. This whole season, insane. Yeah, the whole season is turned into this like weird experiments now. Because watching it back, knowing what we know, you're just, there's, so many weird moves and hints and comments. It's crazy to me that that was in the never before. Like, how do you not put that in the real episode?

Well, I think they probably had those episodes finished. And then they went back and they were like, oh, my God, we have this. They probably thought the footage was meaningless. Like, whatever. And then they go put it in. And then the new episode aired. And Ali mentioned to James that she saw Raquel and Sandoval dancing together at the Abbey. When I am at the abbey, which we've been to.

Yeah. With Sheena. With she saw them dancing together. And then Katie was at Ariana and Tom's house. And they were having a conversation and they were talking about Raquel and Katie was calling Raquel a whore and blah, blah. And Katie said something to Tom like, you clearly like spending time with Raquel too. And Tom immediately shut it down.

It was like, honestly, what the fuck are you talking about Katie? And got snippy. And it seemed. And Ariana was defending Raquel. Yeah. And, yeah, Ariana was like, she's not a whore. And then the clip of Raquel sitting in between the two Tom's and Lisa Vanderpump looks at Tom Sandoval and goes, why are you smiling so much? Why are you so happy about this?

And then Tom had his hand on Raquel's shoulder. Are you okay? Oh, my. And then she's like, I'm not a whore. And it's like, this is just an incredibly uncomfortable conversation that we are now watching back. Because at the end of the day, if none of the Sandival stuff came out, you'd be. watching this going, you know, like, you can't just call this girl a

whore, like, blah, blah. It's hard to watch back. It's hard to watch back knowing now that she was hooking up with Sandoval. Totally. Sitting in between shorts and Tom being like, how are these girls calling me names? Totally. It's crazy because if that

really didn't happen, like, the way the season is going, I think the general public would have really been like on her side. Yes. Like I think people would have been, people definitely would have been mad about the Schwartz kiss. I think it would have been split. But I think the way that the girls have all kind of teamed up against her, I think people would have had sympathy for her. And now you watch and you're just like, I don't really care that everybody's being so mean. Exactly. Because

you're watching and you're like, no. Just straight up lying to everybody. Like, because you're watching and you're like, man, like, if the Sanval stuff didn't happen, you'd be like, oh, they're like bullying is going Vegas with her lights. And you just put the Garcell's son situation into this. And he, she finds out that they, you know, they're supposed to go on a date, but that he's actually not separated. And she makes this whole stink. And they're at this dinner. And she's like, I wouldn't have, you know, I wouldn't have done this. Like, blah, blah.

It is so crazy to think she is sitting there talking about this slash showing up at Lala's birthday and being like, I'm so sorry for what I said about you being a mistress. Like now, like laughing. Like now I've been on the other side. Like that's something I would never do. And meanwhile, she's already kissed Santa Fe. She's already doing it. What I don't get with the Garcell's son thing is that he sat down with his mom and Lisa Vanderpum and was like, me and my wife were separated on camera? So, like, were they separated and his wife just didn't want to let it go?

Like, I'm- No. They weren't separated? Because I'm confused why he would be so openly telling his mom and Lisa Van der Pum on camera that he separated. I think in his mind he was separated. Like, I think in his mind he was like, well, we're separated. But I think he was also spending time. time at home with her.

Like maybe they would occasionally hook up. And so you think he was like telling her something different? Yeah. But because I was like, if you're telling your... I think she was like holding out hope that they were like going to make it work. Because I was like, if you're telling your mom, you're separated. Like you're sitting down with your mom and Lisa Vanderbond on camera. I would assume you're separated.

But I guess these people know, no bounds. Yeah, exactly. And apparently they weren't. So the whole thing is wild. And even like when Tom's like, Raquel, Raquel. And I was like, why are you saying her stop? Like you're being, she was like, you're being so weird, Tom. So many moments.

And he was being weird. He was so being weird. Like, you can now tell how weird he's being. Even the conversation with the two of them about the sperm, freezing the eggs. Like, I just can't believe they're having these conversations. She's like, you have to do this. You're going for the, you know, the sperm situation, everything. He's like going along with all of it, which is so wild.

It's like you, I don't know. It's just crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy. Insane. And when you have every, like, move you make now on camera, everybody's going to calculate, analyze, and it seems so calculated everything that he was doing. And now, now when Schwartz said it on Watcher Happens Live, that it was like an open secret.

We were like, what the fuck does that mean? But now I kind of understand what open secret means. It's pretty clear. Like, he, they were hiding in. plain sight. The three of them were hanging out together all the time. Yeah. I also love Ali being the one to be like, yeah, she's like so cute and she's just like, yeah,

so, you know, I was just, it was that we were having a little girl's night and I told them all that I saw Raquel and San Val doing this. It was just like kind of planting the seed and now they all kind of have an idea, but it still seemed like and even Sheena was saying she was on Watcher Up and Live. She was just like, you know,

I danced with San Val that, like, where it's like you don't really think it's anything, but now looking back, it's so much more. And then Sheena had to clarify that she had to ask Brock about the rumors of Raquel and him hooking up. And then she asked Brock and he obviously said no. And then she was like, well, did she try anything? Because I trust me, but I don't trust her. Yeah. Clearly. And he said that no, she didn't try. Which I don't know. Could we put anything past? I don't think we could put anything past her. And I think if Brock made the move, Raquel's doing it. Like, I think that's,

yeah it's it is crazy and sickening to watch fucking wild to watch these episodes back now because now it's like yeah i was like i know and now we're getting to the conversations where the seed has been planted so it's like katie at la la la's dinner you know being like you and racquil you know so now like people are bringing it up and talking about it and the preview for next week did seem like they you know it was like, oh, they've got like some flirty situation. Or Katie seems to think that maybe they have like an open relationship. And then we get into like this conversation about them having an open relationship. I saw some people because remember Lala and Andy Cohen said there's a conversation that happens that is sickening.

Yeah. Saw some people guessing that Ariana went to Raquel to be like, I think Tom's cheating on me. But it's really, it's Raquel. Yeah. So I don't know. It'll be interesting to see. But it is, it's jaw. dropping week to week. It's must

watch television. It is. It is actually appointment TV. You can't not watch it. It's crazy. It's crazy to watch the two events. They're so lucky that it is so wild to watch it unfold because there's so many things where something crazy happens post-filming. And it doesn't really, you can't really

see it happening during the actual episodes and you're just fucking dying for the reunion because you're like, I just want to hear what is being resolved on the reunion. I felt like that with Summerhouse. Like I'm just like, all right,

we're really dragging this along here. Like, just get me to the reunion and see what happens. You want to get to the reunion for Vanderpump, but the episodes are still so good that you're so hooked. And it's not like, it doesn't feel like I'm getting super impatient about the reunion.

Of course, everyone wants to see the reunion, but still the actual episodes are so good. Because there's so much context in there. Like now that you know everything, it's everything's making. making sense. It's crazy. So Vanderpump gets, Vanderpump gets an A. Vandermump's going to get an A every week. Like it's, yeah, appointment television, like you said,

oh my gosh, these weekly watchports really take up a whole shebang on Friday. That's everything I watched. There's just, there's just a lot to, you know, there's a lot to dissect, especially with, with Vanderpump. I'll give Vanderpump an A as well. Just phenomenal TV. Reminder, we put our new merch on sale. The nostalgia T-shirts was Joyfully Place, Hannah Montana, Lizzie McGuire, I Carly, Spongob. They're not all coming to my brain right now, but they are there. The link is in the description. The T-shirts are so cool, so much fun, and you can't really get them anywhere else.

So make sure you go to store. at barstolesports.com. Link in the description and shop our new merch. Real Houseways, I'll stick to Bravo for a second. Real Housewives of New Jersey has been great. These ladies just, they just crack me up. I won't talk too much about the episode, but this week there was a moment where Danielle, the new girls were fighting.

Danielle called Rachel. Oh, no, Rachel, no, Danielle called Rachel a rat. And they're all in Ireland. They're sitting at like this beautiful table and this castle, like having breakfast. and they reveal that Danielle called Rachel a rat. And Dolores's face, nothing, it's like she, nothing could have been worse than being called a rat. Like, it's, they're so, Delores literally, she's,

Danielle called Rachel, the door goes, Dolores goes like this. Like hands to her face. Italians, it's the most insulting thing that you can be called as an Italian is a rat. It's just, cunt is better than rat. Oh my. I literally think she would have laughed like the and then it was just such a great moment where she so authentically was like, oh, it's just, it's good. I, um, I don't know.

I, with the Teresa and Melissa stuff, I just feel like I always sway towards Melissa and Joe. And I, I know that there's personal bias there because we know them. but watching it all pan out, it just, some of the moves Teresa makes are just like so manipulative. Like the kids are just being brought into it way too much. And like all the other ladies say, you know, kids are off limits and they should be. But like they're in the van.

Regal says, oh, do your kids get along? Melissa's kids, Teresa's kids. Teresa says, oh, they used to. But then Antonia didn't come. to fucking Melania's sweet 16 and Melissa's like you've got to be fucking kidding me like you're gonna blame Antonia for this that she had a cheer competition

she couldn't go to Melania's sweet 16 like that that is such a weird level to me and so but then like the Jennifer 8 inside is she's like Teresa's always still protecting them like Teresa knows this rumor about Melissa and she's keeping it in to protect them

because she's such a good sister like it's like I can't It's just, and it's like, but you're talking about the rumor. So is she keeping it in? Because she was keeping in. Well, Teresa's not saying anything about the rumor yet. Jennifer Aiden is the one that said it. But she's telling people she has a rumor.

Yeah, well, Jennifer and Teresa were, I think, heard the rumor together. Okay. I'm pretty sure that that's how it was told. And Teresa was like, oh, I'm not going to say anything. But in Jennifer Aiden's the one saying it. But you're not telling me, Teresa's like, Jennifer. Say it. Tell some people.

I'm not going to say it, but if you do it. I can't be the one to say it, but you can do it. can do it. I 100% see that happening because now it's just getting it's very weird. It's like, oh, but Ann, you know, they used to be close, but then Antonia, it's like she's fucking 16, 17 years old. Like, what are you doing? Yeah, and she had a cheer competition.

She had a fucking show. Melissa was like, she already missed one. She missed the next one. She's off the cheer team. What do you want for me? Bitch has a career to make. Yeah, I don't know. It's just, it's ridiculous. But great episodes. I'll give New Jersey a B-plus. It's, it's been fun. It's been good to watch. I watched

all of the night agent on Netflix the full thing binged it all and this is what I'm talking about when I'm talking about I heard that was

I liked it I heard that I should watch it I liked it and you know what It's scary It's not scary It's a thriller It's a thriller

It's a you're on the edge of your seat It's but it's one of those ones that is just like Obviously it feels unbelievable like There's definitely a lot of plot It gives like outer banks vibes

Where it's like a lot of plot holes and but it's just, it's very entertaining and it keeps you on the edge of your C. You don't know what's happening next. You don't know who's in on it, FBI government, CIA, everything, like attacks. And that's what I'm saying. Like that had me captivated.

I watched it in two nights, like ran through it, finish the whole thing. I'll give that like a, it's a B. Like it was, it's not a, it wasn't phenomenal where you're like, oh my God, but God. It kept me captivated and I enjoyed it and I like it. There was a memory that was unlocked.

Not even a memory. You just forget like sounds that you've heard. And he, his character is Peter, the main guy. And the girl is Rose. And the way he talks is kind of a little, it's deep-ish. But there's so many moments when he's yelling, Rose. And it's literally titan. Like it is the same inflection.

The amount of time. It's the same. Like, come on, when, when, when, when, Rose, Rose, go. Like, the amount of times he says Rose. Rose. Rose. It's the same.

I, like, close my eyes. I was like, oh my God, why is, why just complete flashback of him? He's going, Rose, but it's like a little, it's a little deeper, but same kind of, same kind of vibe. I really enjoyed it. I mean, I think it kind of got like a, not a bad rep, because it's literally been top 10 on Netflix for weeks now. And people really like it.

I see it all. over TikTok. But anytime there is like those FBI government shows, people are like, oh, this is so unrealistic. And it's like, yeah, that's the point. I don't want it to be realistic or also be boring. Like I do need to hear about, you don't hear about it in real life. Maybe it's happening. Maybe it's not. But like they, it's just, it's a crazy, this plot is crazy. And I'm not, I'm not. I'm not going to say anything because there's a lot of twist and turns. I went to go see air in the movie theater

which was a lovely experience. I haven't been in the movie theater in quite some time. Great movie. Loved it. I'll give it a I'll give it a B plus. Yeah, it was like a, it was like an 89 out of a hundred movie for me. I loved it. I thought it was funny. Matt Damon and Ben Affleck

just have that chemistry. They just anything they do together is phenomenal. Jason Bateman was fantastic. I also really like if you, I knew that this is how it was, but the movie is so about the shoe that you don't even like

see anything to do with Michael Jordan. I like how they didn't ever show his face because you could never Exactly. Like the movie was not at, it wasn't about Michael Jordan. It was really like about the shoe and like exactly like if they cast Michael Jordan and made him

like a character the movie would have really centered about like this guy playing Michael Jordan. But but they didn't do that, which I thought was really good. And I really liked that. What else did I watch? You guys watched Succession. Oh, Duh.

Oh, I'm going to rate it a B this week. This episode was, yeah, I think we're just coming off the high of the third episode was just so fucking good. I'll give this one like a, I'll give this one a B plus. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to give it a B. Yeah. The ending is very good.

The ending of the episode leads the next episode. to be amazing. My friend made a funny point that she was like, how many guys do you think missed Shiv revealing that she was pregnant when she was on the phone because guys are just like, they don't know what the phone is being discussed on the phone.

And we were talking about our own boyfriends and they were like, after they hung up the phone everyone was like, the guys were like, wait what? And I'm like, well, she's pregnant. She's going in for 20 years. They said you have to go in for your 20 weeks scan. Same thing happened. And they were like, oh, I'm like,

She was like so many guys probably. Like if you're just watching with your boys, you probably weren't catching up on that. So same thing happened. I was like, I was like, oh my God, she's pregnant. And Marty was like, wait, what? Yeah. And I was like, when did she say that? Right there.

I thought they were telling her that she wasn't pregnant or something. Like, I was confused. No. Was she like upset about being pregnant? I mean, yes, she doesn't, she's getting divorced. She doesn't want a baby. Yeah. And she, but she's having it.

Well, I know. It's just as of right now. Yeah. That's what her doctor was saying. I don't think she wanted kids. Yeah. Yeah. But now what happens...

Basically, what is happening to them is exactly how they were treated as kids. Like, their mom didn't want... Like, you know? Yeah, yeah. Yes, yeah. I said B plus. I said B. Yeah.

Did I watch anything else? That's... I think that's pretty much it. I was really watching... The night agent took up my week. Not much this week Well did you guys watch Jerry Duty or no I watched episode 5 I haven't watched 6 yet

Yeah I watched episodes 2 through 6 No I'll give a solid A minus Like it's just very funny It is very funny Episode 5 And the more

The more you Did you watch episode 5 You haven't watched it? I don't know if you're gonna like the humor Potty potty humor Episode 5 it's a major Major potty humor Yeah

I come around a little bit It's so obvious that, like, the people from the office made it, the more you think about it. Oh, totally. My mom even said it seems like the office. I'm like, well, it's, yeah. Watch Barry episode one of this new season. I'll give it a B. I'm assuming it's going to pick up.

Succession B plus, I agree. It's very dark. It's very dark, but also very funny. Yeah. It's not very dark. I wouldn't say it's very dark. Yeah. I mean, he's a hit man, so.

Yeah, yeah. But it's very funny. Yeah. The Big Door Prize. I don't know why I'm still watching this, but it's just like, I'm just watching it now. So episode 5, I give a C plus. That's just a C show.

That's it, I think. Oh, I watched the first episode of Dave. Oh, yeah, they watched. I only watched episode one. You feel my thoughts about it? It's just, yeah, yeah. We get it. No, I get it.

You have a weird dick and you're a rapper. I completely understand where you're coming from now with that commentary. I was just like, I just, I mean, maybe it'll change. I did hear like better things about the next couple episodes than the first one. But the first one I was just like I feel like we have already seen many versions of this episode. Yeah.

It's the same thing. Yeah. I would give that like a C minus the first episode. Thank you. Yeah. All right. Those are the things we watched this week. This show is brought to you by Better Help.

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Due to a leg injury, he sprained his ankle and fractured his leg. Okay, Frank, sure. Whatever you say, buddy. Apparently, this happened on the grounds. On the Coachella grounds leading up to Weekend 1. And that's why he changed his. set. I don't buy this because I think he would have said it. I think that would have came out before he performed. I think it would have been like Frank heard his like he's still going to get

up there because then everyone would have appreciated it. You know what I mean? They would have been like, wow, he's getting up there injured. There's video of him walking to his car afterwards. He's walking all around the stage during it. And if you are, that hurt, just sit in a chair and sing. I don't like I don't want to like belittle his injury if he really is hurt because there's no worse feeling than like being hurt or being sick and people are like no you're not but but if you commit it's not like life-threatening

like if you sign up for Coachella you could perform the next week knowing that people have booked tickets all this stuff maybe there's also something like in his contract some kind of clause in his contract that the only way he could get out of performing both weekends was a being hurt that is so true like maybe There was some kind of injury clause. People were saying that he's doing this so that the fees of his canceling aren't as high because it's like an excuse.

That's such a great point. This is, okay, this is a ploy to get out of his contract. He's always trying to get out of stuff. Wow, that's a great point. Anyways, he's not performing Blink 182 is following their spot. I don't see a lot of crossover between Blink 182 and Frank Ocean fans. Imagine you had bought tickets to go to Coachella for a weekend too. I'd imagine if you're planning your whole trip around.

Frank Ocean Sunday night and then you find out it's Blink 182, which is fucking awesome. If you are a Blink 182 fan, you grew up on Blink 182. But if you're planning for Frank Ocean and it gets replaced with Blink 182, you're not happy. Like if you are a diehard Frank Ocean fan, you're not happy. Right. I mean, if you're a diehard Frank Ocean fan, nobody is going to, like, you're not going to be happy about anybody. But say you at Tyler the creator or like another rapper. This is the thing.

It's so last minute they had to pick somebody that was already like, ready to go. It seems like a lose, lose too. Like, if I'm, if I'm like Drake or anyone that big... It's so much easier for a band. If I'm anyone big enough to headline Coach Hill, I don't want to be like, plan B, the replacement who comes in for Frank Ocean

and all his fans like are disappointed. It might be better that it's so different. Yeah, I think that's really the point is like, hey, we're going to put... True. Because remember when Drake got booted at Tyler Greeners' concert? Yeah, exactly. Which is crazy looking back now. So insane.

Like, it's so different that it's like, oh, you can't really even compare because it's just like a totally different vibes. Exactly. Yeah, I'm not so. surprised. So Frank Ocean's out. Moving on, it's been announced that there will be a Twilight Television series. Why can nobody come up with something new? Where is the originality? Why are we redoing all of these things that are so sacred to us? I have no idea. What's going on?

I don't get it because it's also like, there are so many good TV shows that come out all the time. We just talked about a ton of them. Think about how many writers and directors. Why do we have to go back to the old stuff? Yeah. The writers. directors, producers that exist in this world that have all these new ideas. Everyone's like, let's just remake the good stuff. Let's just remake the stuff that was already a hit. I know. First of it's Harry Potter,

now it's Twilight. I think they're also doing I saw like people were tweeting about everything that's now being combined or made into TV show. They're also doing Percy Jackson. They're doing Aragon, which there's some things that are like, Aragon was a big fantasy like book series. Why?

Young Adult series. They made a movie out of it. Didn't really do well. Didn't have a lot of hype. So, like, in a situation like that, oh, you want to redo Aragon? Go ahead. Give it another go.

Give it another shot. But when there's like this, and whatever, people have their critiques on the Twilight movies, which is super fair. Where you can't? Loco. But you can't say they weren't a smash fucking hit. You can't say people weren't lining up

at the theaters at midnight. Midnight windows. things came out. I was, yeah, I was one of them. So that is one of the ones that you're just like, oh, God, like, why? Why? Do we have to do this again? I just got put through having them say they're going to do Harry Potter.

Now they're going to do Twilight. You're going to give me a new Bella. Yeah. And they read. That's going to possibly be better than Chris and Stewart. Probably. There's no, there's no way. She's going to have more emotion than Kristen Stewart.

Stewart, I don't want it. Yeah, I don't want it. I want someone who's awkward. Yes. And it looks like they are in pain to be there. Otherwise, I don't want it. Exactly. And now, as of right now, this is like very early stages. It doesn't have like any network or streaming service attached to it. But I think it was said that Stephanie Meyer, the author, is involved. And so I guess we're going on another ride. This time it's Twilight. So be it. I don't, like, what, what are we going to do next? How many more things can they remake? That's another movie series that they're going to remake.

The Chronicles of Narnia? Yeah, that's one. Lord of the Rings. Lord of the Rings. Yeah, they already did Star Wars. Star Wars is done a million times. Except they're not, they're not really redoing it. Yeah, they're just like continuing it.

Yeah, exactly. Prior to the Caribbean. Oh, if they did that, that would be disgusting. Series of unfortunate events. I think they do have something like similar to those movies. It's called the series of unfortunate events. There is, do they make a TV show out of that after they did the movies? They might have.

It's called on Netflix. I feel like HBO Max. The, I'm blanking on the name of it. Fuck. What if they tried to make Hannah Montana? No. Don't you care. I can deal with Twilight and Harry Potter.

or don't you fucking dare make a new hand in Montana. Don't. Don't even think about it. Even if the concept is similar, don't. It doesn't work. Oh, they did make a show on Netflix. I'm sorry, for series of unfortunate events. Yeah, what's it called?

A series of unfortunate events. No, but what's the one? Never mind. Whatever. It's going to take me while to realize now. I'll look at HBO Max later. Yeah. Because then they also had the movies.

And the movies were Jim Carrey. Yeah. No. Yeah. I don't know. I don't remember. Count Olaf, I think. I really like.

to the series of unfortunate events. Yeah, no, we can't be... What if we start going into, like... I wouldn't be surprised. I wouldn't be surprised. Well, they've just continued them. You would have thought they could never replace Harry Potter's and La Rathcliffe, and here they are.

Yeah. Don't get me started. Don't even put that in the universe. Moving on... You're going to give us a new girl that can double as a superstar? Not possible. Impossible. Only Hannah Montana.

Never to be done before. No, well, imagine they did, like... I'm trying to think of I'm trying to think of like another name that rhymes with the with the state yeah oh didn't they have one

or no we'll be here all day I was gonna say Anna Alabama I was gonna say Alexa Alexis Texas but that's a porn star oh but it works

the only reason I know that is because in the only reason you know that's a porn star the only reason I know that this that is a porn star's name Alexis Texas yeah she's a famous porn star Born star, but I, you know, I don't, I'm not, I mean, I could name some, but anyways. Some of her work. You're not fair?

What? In high school, my high school boyfriend made a joke, like, my favorite actress is Alexis Texas. Oh, then you have to look her up. So then obviously, I was like, oh, it's a porn star. These things stick with you, you know? Anyways, uh, moving on, last topic. Sean Mendez and Camilla Cabello, they were seen holding hands. When did I become a Camilla Cabo?

I'm in to stand overnight. I don't know when it happens. It's nice to see. But I just, you know, there's something about people getting back together that you're just, because you know, it wasn't like a scandalous breakup. Nobody cheated. It wasn't like a, you're not rooting

for them to be a part. Yeah. But they've taken time and it does like seem like to get back together. And Camilla posted this clip of a new song that she's got. And it is exactly how I thought she was feeling where it was like, you know, she can't get, she can't get the

idea of him out of her head. She posed this one little club. I bet we can probably play it, right? The clip of the song? It's on her Instagram. I don't know. It's like 10 seconds. It feels illegal. Don't play it. Don't play it. Definitely can't play it on the YouTube. Yeah. That makes things difficult. Don't play the clip. I'm not going to. Fine. She says, am I going to are you going to Coachella in one of her songs? Yes, it's a new song and it's like, can't, you know, she can't stop. Are you going to Coachella? She's like, if not,

MBD, but if you want, if you want, are, I'm going to be thinking about it. It's nice. It is just though nothing went wrong. It just seemed like they found their way back. And that's it for the topics. Being a mother is one of life's greatest journeys. And if it's your journey or the one of someone you love, Blue Nile can help you celebrate it. Whether you're looking for a little sparkle to commemorate a big milestone or a gorgeous

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About Josh Allen. Oh, no. Oh, no, mine's different. Oh, yours is different. Mine's cater to me. Okay. Not about me. It's just a me topic.

Okay. Want me to all just say it? Yeah, I've got to say it now. Woody Harrelson. Oh, boy. And Matthew McConaughey. Oh, yeah. They had, there's a lot of headlines that they could potentially be

half-brothers. So Woody Harrelson has told this story and told recently that years ago, he was hanging out with Mom Mac, he calls her, that's Matthew McConaugh's mom. And Matthew McConae's mom said something to Woody and said, I knew your father. And said new in a way that was like, there was something with that new. Like that new held something. And it was like a new, like a, so apparently when Matthew McCannes, Matthew McConaugh's mom and dad were getting divorced a second time Woody Halison's father was single

and they had a little rendezvous Woody Harrelson's dad and Matthew Connoe's mom and so now they joke like Where's Woody Harrelson's mom? Or like the one he like grew up with? I'm not sure. Are they alive? I'm not exactly sure.

I'm not going to lie, guys. I read this one article. Because at this point, it's like, wouldn't you just be like, yeah, that is. And they won't take a DNA test because apparently, like, like. There is some resemblance. There, look at this picture of the two of them. Did I screenshot it last thing? Wait, why won't they take a DNA test?

Because, like, one of them would be losing a father and, like, one would be gaining a brother. You know what I mean? But like. But wouldn't you want to know? I think you would want to know. But I think, but also it would be, Matthew McConae's mom would be Woody Harrelson's mom. So, like, wouldn't she just be like, I'm your mother? but look at their noses and their left dimple are exactly the same.

No, I, yeah. There's definitely similarities. If you look at this photo of them, their left dimple and their noses are exactly the same. And so they joke, and they are so similar to each other, they love each other. I love the two of them. They joke that they could be half-brothers,

but they won't take a DNA test, which I think, you know what, let it be, let it be a mystery. That's my one word. I would want to know. I, at their age, I think it's kind of fun to just like act like Hey, we have brothers. Yeah.

But we don't know. Imagine if they were like, hey, we are actually half brothers. They're brothers. You have a brother now. Yeah. Yeah, but they can just act like. They already. They're already so close.

And their heads, they're like, we're already brothers. They're so close. The two of them, dynamic duo, true detective, season one. We have to talk about that more often. Did you guys watch? I actually never watched season one. I actually never watched season one. I watched season two, surprisingly.

What? You never watched True Detectives? And you watched the second one? I know, I know. The first one is so much better. I know. It's not even close. I know.

Second one's Vince Vaugh and Rachel McAdams. Both great. But the first one... I don't think I've watched any of it. I watched the one scene from season one where it's like a really long shot. He's running through like the hell because it's a cool shot. That's why Alexander Dodarios Titties are so famous. I've seen that scene.

Of course. Oh, he's seen the one scene where Alexandria... It's a gif where she goes to take off her in front of Woody. Actually, when I was still working on Cape C radio, they did like the binge series, and they were talking about that scene. So I had to research. So I had to watch it over. Yeah, I did. I saved it to my computer.

Actually, I got in trouble because I remember I put out, I was supposed to blur. Mm-hmm. Yeah. And it went out on Barstool, and I forgot to blur one of the scenes. Wow. Unbelievable season of a TV show is True Detective Season 1 with Woody Harrison and Mathrimconi. I am stunned. I am especially stunned.

I don't know how you could watch the second season and not watch the first. They have nothing to do with each other. But it's just... I've been openly like not the big... I don't like Matthew McConae. I just don't love him. It's just the first season of that show is so good.

Yeah, there isn't Matthew McCona. So good. The other seasons don't compare. Sorry, that's my one more thing. No, that's... It was Vin Fan and Colin Farrell the next season. Which one is it? Colin Farrell.

I thought it was Rachel McAllen. I mean, Rachel McAdams. I mean, Rachel McAdams. I'm pretty sure. It's always... always two guys. I kind of like... How many seasons have they done?

Then they do three. And then the third one was with Marshall earlier. True Detective, season four, I mean, season two is Colin Farrell, Colin Farrell, Rachel McAdams, Vince Vaughn, and Taylor Kitch. Yes. I feel like I may have watched, I don't know. I can't remember. I definitely did.

I definitely never watched season one. Oh, season four didn't come out yet, but it's... Jody Foster's in it. Who else? Jody Foster's great. All right. What is your one more thing? My one more thing is that I have been very invested in the rumor that Josh Allen and his girlfriend

broke up. It's been, I don't know why, but like I've gotten so many TikToks on my for you page about it. And at first, it seemed like there was maybe some like crazy scandal involved with it. Somebody had commented about like Josh, how, I haven't. gotten somebody else pregnant, that somebody had like emailed into Dumaw, but then Dumas said that is absolutely not true from, you know, a reliable source. But she has, his girlfriend, Britt, has like kind of wiped him from her Instagram, no more pictures. She unfollowed him.

He still follows her, but she unfollowed him. So clearly something happened, or I'm assuming that they're just broken up or something. I don't know what had exactly happened. choosing to believe the rumors. I don't know. Or she thinks there may be some truth where there's smoke, there's fire type of thing. Or they just broke up, I don't know.

But they were, this was, it was, I will say, one that shocked me because they have been together for a very long time. And they're super cute. I remember, where were we the first? We met them in the office

the first time and then rough and rowdy. Yeah, Rough and Rowdy. We met them in the office the first time. Yeah, then where was the, what Super Bowl? on right next to Josh Allen. Yeah. Atlanta? Yeah. And I remember, yes, Atlanta.

And I remember being like, oh my God, these two were, like, they're so cute. Yeah, they were on the right carpet. She's so nice. Yeah, she was so nice. And so when I saw this, I was like, oh, no, because in my mind, I've, every time they would post together, I was like, they got to be getting close to an engagement, you know, like all of their football player friends or engaged or married all that, that vibe. And I was like, I bet you he's going to propose soon.

And then when I saw this, I was like, oh, something. I think it goes one or... Something must have happened. I mean, obviously it goes more or two ways, but like, I think when it comes close to an engagement, people either get engaged or they break up. Like, they're like, um, which way we're going to go with this? And then they end up waiting up. You guys were saying last episode, I think one of you said was Davidae still with... I can see that they posted today that they're still together.

Oh, no, no, I don't see that. Someone asked, they were doing like a Q. One of them was doing like a Q&A. Someone just sent it in. Yeah. And they were like video of them. two together. Yeah. They'll keep that contract going for another six months.

Yes, that was a and of course like, you know, Bill's Mafia was freaking out because I'm sure there's a lot of girls in Buffalo that would risk it all for Josh Allen. Or their sweet beloved Josh Allen maybe not be that great of a guy. Yeah. I'm

hoping that it was just like, you know, maybe they got to that point in their relationship where it was do or die and they were like, you know what? This ain't working. This ain't working. They've been together for really long. Like, I think high school. Yeah. So maybe they were like, hey, we need to, we need to date elsewhere. He's like, I'm an NFL star now. Let me date around. I hope. I hope that he is as nice of a guy as he seems. I know. I hope

so too. And I hope that there was no foul play. Yeah. And that it was just an amicable split because the rumors were not great. Yeah. The rumors were really bad. Yeah. So hopefully that's not the case. Yeah. They were both very nice people when we met them. Exactly. And I was, I'm hoping that, um, I mean, she's, she is stunning. Yeah. And they, I just feel like it's kind of a shocking NFL breakup. Wait, can I have one more thing, but I just want to get your opinion on it? Sure.

The whole AI generated songs. What is your take on that? I'm not a fan. It's a huge, I don't like it. I'm not a fan of AI generated anything like it confuses. It creeps me out because people have created like AI generated like sex tapes. and I think that is like so violating. But like the big one that everyone's talking about

so everyone you can just make songs that sound exactly like whatever artist you wanted to but this guy created an original original song with that's supposed to be Drake in the weekend it sounds exactly like them very catchy. It was like on streaming platforms and they're like this is like now a problem for labels and like labels are like they have to like figure out what the laws are. I should not be able to do that stuff.

I hate this stuff. I hate it. You know what Snapchat just did too? Snapchat just put it. Snapchat just gave everyone a my AI. And it's like on Snapchat you can go and have a conversation with this AI and write back and forth with it. It's weird. And it's like I actually hate it so much. I spent all last night trying to figure out how to delete it that you can't.

It's now just in Snapchat. Like it actually made me want to completely. delete my Snapchat. I deleted my Snapchat six years ago. Look at the top of my Snapchat. It just says my AI and I can't get rid of it. There's no way to delete it.

There's no way. It's like, oh, like any way you would normally remove a friend, if anybody knows how to fucking remove my AI from Snapchat, please let me know because I would like this gone. The AI stuff is freaking me out. It's, I hate it. It seems to be like rapidly progressive. Yeah, like the fact that you can make music using somebody else's voice,

like, it's, I don't. want to talk to this thing. Yeah, it just seems very dangerous. But they're also saying like, oh, labels are going to start using this to, like, you could just make like new Michael Jackson, you can make like whatever you want now. No one's going to know if it's real or not. That is so, that's what freaks

me out. It's so dangerous and like violating if you know. Oh, gosh. What a downer to the... Absolutely hate it. To the conversation, but... All right. You guys could be AI right now. No one would know. Stop. Stop. I'm... That's why I was literally making me crawl on my skin. I know. And, you know, how many fucking

robots? movies do we have to make where we're like you know I don't really want the robots to take over but really it feels like we're headed down that path. Oh freaks me out freaks me out so much stop stop stop all right anyways that wraps up today's episode of Chicks in the Office we will

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