Chicks in the Office - It’s Tayshia Time (The Bachelorette Week 5 Recap w/ The Betchelor’s Kay Brown & Chris Burns)

Episode Date: November 11, 2020

Week 5 recap of The Bachelorette with the Luggage Guy himself + we're joined by Kay Brown & Chris Burns of Betches and The Betchelor. CITO merch > http://bit.ly/citomerch. Follow us on Instagram @chicksintheoffice and on Twitter @chicksintheoff + subscribe to our Snapchat show > http://bit.ly/thegroupchat & our YouTube > http://bit.ly/CITOYOUTUBE.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/chicks-in-the-office

Hey, Chicks in the Office listeners. You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. What's up, everyone? It's Chicks in the Office with Ria and Fran, giving you that Friday energy on a Wednesday. Of course, this is our Bachelorette Recap podcast with Trent. Luggage guide, Trent, per usual. Will we have them on every Wednesday show?

Okay, no. That has to end. That has to end. You're doing it to be honest. To be honest, I hate myself. That was a battle of inside your brain. Like you just, neither of us spoke and you just battled yourself there. And I hated every second and I hate myself.

So let's continue on with the show. No, it is what it is. But you know what, guys, we have a great episode. We have a great episode because we already did our recap. We're going to get into it soon. How are you guys feeling, though? How are you feeling on this lovely late night after the show? I feel great.

So do I. Rate yourselves on a scale of 1 to 10. To be honest, I had a bunch of Sour Patch kids while we watched the show, you know, along with my drink. And that makes a huge difference. A little sugar boost. Oh, you feel good. I feel good. I thought you were going to be like my stomach hurts or something.

I'll feel bad in about an hour. But for right now, still good. Yeah. Hell yeah. Of sugar high. You're like JoJo Siwa. Absolutely. Yep.

Me and Jojo just riding that sugar high. I love throwing references in America. Trent just high. So really quickly, I know this has nothing to do with The Bachelor podcast. Let's talk about Macy's first. Oh. Okay. Perfect.

Perfect. You're so right. Let's talk about Macy's before. Big, uh, wait, what's the word I'm working for? Cut this out. No, I actually have to think. No, I actually have to think. Teaser.

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I saw the tweet before you replied to it. And I went to text it to you, but then I didn't want to be like, like, because you know how the foot massager? Like we, that snuck on to the site when neither of us bought that. So I was like, oh, maybe maybe that snuck on there by accident. Neither of us bought that. So I didn't want to text it to you and be like, look at this sweater. And then you'd be like, I didn't buy that. No, I.

But you really did. 100% bought it. I The best part is it's like a grandma model This sweater It's an older woman I just have to show you this sweater So you know what the visual we're talking about

You do have to look at it And if you go to my Twitter You can easily find it I respond it on Macy's dot com Yeah Macs dot com slashchiz.com slash chrisian office It's a blue sweater It's a Christmas sweater

Really was just feeling festive I saw it and I was like You know what I want that To bake cookies in during the Christmas time Yep Get into the Christmas time Like what is that Literally, it's a full-on grandma.

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So go to Macy's.com slash chicks in the office to check out all the stuff. And honestly, go check it out because I feel like people are just enjoying looking at the site and trying to guess whether or not like which one of us bought that thing. You know what I'm saying? Because all of it's combined. So it's been funny seeing people send screenshots and being like, all right, which one of you two bought this? Yeah, tomorrow, if you're listening to this, Macy's.com slash chicks in the office, find some stuff that you're like, I don't know if this was franorea, but make a guess.

Just try to make a guess, and we'd love to see if you guys. If you know us, do you know your gals? Yeah. Do you know your chicks? Let's find out. All right. It's late. All right, there was a big teaser you threw out there.

Okay. Halfway through The Bachelorette tonight, I was pretty high. And I started looking at my fingers. And I was like, you know what would be kind of sick? But now that I'm sober, I don't think so. getting a watermelon, a sugar cube, and then just the word high, but H-I, so it would be like, watermelon sugar, high. On my fingers?

Yep. Yeah. Cool or no? I like it. I think that's cool. But would I be able to get a sugar cube on my, on my finger? Like, it would just look like a square. I was going to say, a sugar cube might be tough in tattoo form.

You might just have to write sugar. You could just do. No, but I can't write high in sugar. I need to have something replaced sugar. Yeah. So I can do a watermelon, like, like actual watermelon. Then sugar has to be something, and then high will just be H.I. Could you do like a-high tattooed on me?

My parents might really, real. Like a jar of sugar? A jar of sugar. With just like a little S on. Some people might be like. It might look like a cookie jar, but like just put like a S on it. Because I was worried people would like, are you going to like cocaine on your favor? Like, you know what I mean?

That's not what you want. No. No, but I feel like it's hard to get the texture of a sugar. cube on a tattoo where it doesn't just look like a cube. Exactly. You need so many different cubes. It could just be a straight up cube. Right. Something we'll have to think about. Right. Because especially if it's not like colored it, like if it's not colored, you know, what would you mean? It would be hard to figure it out. You could have to. Yeah. Well, anyways, that probably won't happen. But it was a nice high thought

that I had. I was like, watermelon sugar, hi, it would be kind of sick. Yeah. We'll think about it. We'll think more on that. Okay. But we do have a great Bachelorette. Recap tonight. We had Kay Brown and Chris Burns from the Betchler podcast and Betches on our show. And we really had a great time with them. We're going to be on their show next week. So that will be a lot of fun. But we had a good time, a lot of laughs, you know, pals being pals.

Yeah. And I'm not going to. I realize that like. Yeah. No. No. No, we had a great time. And I am going to put this in there now because I realized I totally didn't do it when we

were actually talking to them. And I feel like I definitely should have. you can they're they're both at Betches but you can follow them or you know check them out because it's like sometimes you don't know who these people are it's like hello um yeah i want to get him follow

yeah Kay is Kay York City K York City on Instagram you can check her out there and Chris is at Fat Carrie Bradshaw he is very he is really hilarious so I would

check him out as well and you can follow the Bachelor, which is their podcast at The Bachelor, and their episodes come out on Wednesday. We did a great recap with them, so very excited about it. Very excited. So let's get into it. We're about to get into our recap, but of course, we need to shout out Hard Candy, who gets our makeup looking right on the after show. You know that it's a long day. Tuesdays are a long day.

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Oh, man. Off to a great start. Well, we have some guests, so nothing like embarrassing yourself as soon as the show starts. We are joined by Kay Brown and Chris Burns from Betches. They host the Betchler podcast. We're doing a little collaboration. It's a long time coming. We're super excited to have you guys on to recap the whole show with us.

Trent is here as well. So there's five of us. We're going to have a lot to say, but I'm excited about it. Yay, I'm so excited. Yes, this is literally, I love your guys as tweets. We've been friends for a while. Like this is long time come. Definitely.

It feels good. So at first, I want to ask you guys first how we feel about the transition of power happening on The Bachelorette. Is it peaceful? We have, we're now in, we're now with Tasia. And how excited have you guys been to see Tasia? We, I mean, it feels like finally we are switching regimes. And I felt when they like started the the whatever that like after the final rose weird segment was.

Yeah. God, I can't with it anymore. So I'm just like ready to be in an actual season because I don't get me wrong. I've like lived for this mess of a season so far. But I'm like I need to like I need stability. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

It feels like we were going from preseason to, you know, the normal season. then like let's go where it's like finally we're in the in the stream of things where we can like we know that she's actually looking to talk to all of these guys because it really was just Claire wanting to talk to one guy and we were we all knew and so we were sick of it and we were fatigued because we knew it was going to happen so we're like okay can we get the real show on the road now so we can actually figure out what's going on yeah the thing i'm excited about with tasha is i feel like we're going to see multiple love stories yes we root for the the main person yeah the bachelor or Bachelorette, whoever it is, to fall in love.

But we like to see them fall in love with like three or four people. So it's kind of like a game. It's a race. Who's going to win? It's a battle. You know, with Claire, it was kind of like, all right, we got it. She loves Dale. But with Tasha, I already feel like we're going to have multiple love stories here.

Yeah, I feel refreshed. And I think all the guys in the house feel refreshed. As soon as she walked in and as soon as people got the opportunity to pull her away and talk to her, everyone wanted to do it. I know we had talked a lot about Ivan. He was the first guy to talk to Tasia. And it was, it was like, oh, we, these are guys that we're going to get to know. I think it actually is a great crop of guys.

We just weren't able to see that with Claire's, you know, she was obsessed with Dale. That was all she talked about ever. So now being able to see the personality of these guys. And I do think we have a good crop of guys this season for sure. It was a good reminder right off the bat that like this is a really good group of guys and we haven't gotten to know them at all. We've gone, you know, four, four, full weeks not really getting to see any of these guys talk. So right away, it's like, wait, these guys are all really great.

Yeah, that's how I felt watching. I was like, who is that? Oh, who is that? Oh, my God. Like, I've literally never seen half of these guys before in my life until tonight. Like, Brendan, I was like, he. Who is that? And now he's like the main character.

I like, I'm, well, that's when they brought the new guys in and he was like, you can tell, they, like, feel like they need to pull her aside first to, because they're on not the same playing field, but I'm like, oh, honey, no, you're on the exact same playing field. Like, these men have just been sitting here the whole time. I haven't talked to a woman in weeks either. Yeah, it was funny seeing like the pre-Tatia people go up against the post-Tatia people being like, we've been here for the longer and it's like, it doesn't matter anymore.

Right, they're like the jaded vets. They're like, we've been waiting weeks to talk to Claire. Just talk to her. And we haven't even got a chance. Anyone. Yeah. And they've had the same amount. time with Tasha as the new guys. So it's not like, oh, you know, we've been trying to talk to

Tasia. You didn't even know Tasha was coming until five minutes ago. Same things with these dudes. Yeah. Yeah. So we got four new guys. Thankfully, Tasha did get a little bit of a limo entrance. Obviously, she wasn't going to get that since all these guys were already there and we already saw them. But there were four guys that came out of the limo, Spencer, Montel, Peter, and Noah. We don't really know too much about these guys. It's been kind of crazy because we we did nothing but stare at the photos of the guys cast for Claire season. Yeah, forever. For weeks just being like, we got to find out what's going on with these guys, looking at

their social media, looking at their bios, everything. So here's four new guys that we don't really know a lot about. Obviously, Spencer, it seems like, had the biggest impact out of all of them. But what do we think about Noah? he's 25. The mustache. The mustache. He's a registered travel nurse.

What does that mean? Exactly. Unsure. He has an airplane and a stethoscope in his bio. Like I feel like he should probably be doing more important things than being on a bachelorette right now. That is a great point. How many registered travel nurses are there? And he's like, actually, sorry, I'm taking my page to Palm Springs.

Especially during COVID. He's like, I'm out. That is actually a phenomenal. point because his and his Instagram I did take a look before he's definitely traveling he or has been traveling pre-pandemic it looked like he's been all over the world he the mustache is tough is it like influencer traveling or is it like it's to be honest it's both like it's the intent is not for it not to be an influencer travel post it's like hey I'm a nurse helping people But the pictures themselves look like an influencer travel.

I mean, his account should be the registered travel nurse. And then he's like blowing up. Like that is prime content. So his Instagram is baby herb. His name is Noah Herb. His bio is travel nurse that loves Jesus, loves people, loves living, and refuses to leave this world unchanged with the hospital emoji and the prayers.

emoji. That's all pretty standard there. You got it all in there. Jesus, people. Yeah. Red flags. All around. Yeah. Yeah. My question is where were these men? Like, where have they been? Because also when Spencer got out of the limo, he was like, oh, I know it's a big surprise to like see you here. And I'm like, how do you know that? Where did you come from? Yeah. How long have they just been in hiding these four guys? weeks, right? They must have been there for like in case Claire needed extra guys or something.

They've been sitting in that limo since like the premiere episode. Doing laps around La Queenstaff. It is interesting because we never get the real timelines of these events because I would like to know how long Claire was there in real time. How long did they know they were going to have to bring in Tasia? And then like you're saying, when do they bring in these other guys or do they keep them on the property? It's just all very interesting that we don't have any. We don't get, we get no answers to it. Well, Tasha did say, you know, a week ago, I would have never imagined myself here.

So I was like, wait a second. You didn't know a week ago that you were going to be The Bachelorette. Like, how did this happen? How did we do this? You definitely knew a week ago. Yeah, like, you're supposed to be quarantined for two weeks. Tasia. Everyone's going to start pointing their fingers now.

You know, I feel like a snitch. I almost wish I didn't say that part because now I feel like I'm snitching on them. But she did say that. Yeah, no, she definitely did. Noah, I believe Noah was on like the mega list of guys that came out before Claire's season. It was like 40 plus guys. I think Spencer was too. I think Spencer was too.

So these guys were involved and then somehow didn't make the cut. I would assume Noah didn't make the cut because of his age. Did he always have the stash in the pictures? Yes. Porno stash. The stash was in the cast photo. I went back and looked. You also thought to think about the fact that like getting all of the contract signed

and getting them approved to leave work. Like, that's not all happening in two weeks. So they definitely have taken these guys from, like, before to bring them back and be like, hey, we're actually going to use you. And we already have your contract signed and ready to go. These guys have been on the bench. They've been, they've been going to put me in, coach. That's what they're saying.

Yeah. Yeah. The background checks alone, they have to, like, do, I'm assuming, or they should be. Yeah, yeah. Because remember, they're, who was the guy where it, like, came out that he had been, like, arrested for sexual assault on a cruise ship or something. Yeah, I think that was half a season right? Yes.

After that they were like, they were like, we need to do like more significant background check. Then it's like, okay, we found these guys at the La Quinta just get in the limo kidnaps all these like random I was hoping they were maybe. They've actually been in the trunk and they just dusted them off. They're like all disoriented. Like where am I? I was hoping they would maybe bring back some of

The, some of Claire's... It was really just Tyler C. New Tyler C. Yeah, new Tyler C would have been good. Obviously, we didn't want Yosef back in the picture. But it would have been, what a triumphant return. It would have been for some of those guys who thought they were going home and then they get to come back. Who's Paige?

The chef, remember him with the tattoos? No. You don't remember him. I don't think I don't remember that person. Bringing any bells. But again, there were so many people that I was like, who the hell is that? Yes. I didn't know who Ivan was until tonight.

There's still so many men on this show. I'll tell you, I will tell you all about Ed. I love Ed. He is, he's just sort of there, but he doesn't get to go on group dates. He doesn't get to go on one-on-ones. He just, the camera, whenever they're all hanging up by the pool, Ed's always sitting there. I'm a big fan of Ed. I hope he makes it all the way.

I hope when there's five guys left, somehow Ed is just standing there. I really hope so. I forgot that Ed was there. Listen, that's my type. Fade into the walls. You're not alone because I put up a picture of Ed early on just being like, I want to give a shout out to Ed. And people had the same reaction. They're like, who is this person?

And that's kind of why I like Ed, because he's kind of in the shadows. But I think he's going to stick around for a while. At least I hope. I don't know. It's so many of these guys, like we said, we definitely forgot that they were present on this season at this point. So they're back. Tasia is giving them some time. They all want to talk to Tasia.

It's very obvious. She canceled the first row ceremony because she just wanted to get to know the guys. I liked the move. I feel like that. It's a classic like, let me win some brownie points with the guys. Maybe they're iffy on me. Like she might have been nervous with the Claire stuff, even though she had no reason to be nervous. Like those guys, their jaws hit the floor when they saw Tasha walking.

Well, do you guys think that production, well, obviously, got in her ear and they were like, we're going to make you seem like the best Bachelorette ever. because people really start to turn on Claire. So now with this whole cocktail party thing or Rose Ceremony, they're like, no, we're canceling this Tasha. Tell the guys that you really want to get to know them. They're like trying to make her act the exact opposite of what Claire was like. Meanwhile, Chris Harrison's like ready to jump the second.

She's like, we're going to cancel the roast ceremony. And the cocktail party's like, what? Again? I also feel like production's probably like, you know when like you get a new boss? and you're like, oh, it's just that you're so much better than my old boss. I don't know anything about you, but I just didn't like my old boss. That's probably the vibe from production where they're like, we cannot stand Claire. She was so, because like I'm at all the, she's like, I decided we canceled the day date.

And like the production assistants that I've spent hours like collecting the pool floats for that. So I feel like it. It is kind of like when a new boss throws a pizza party. And everybody's like, oh, this is great. this person's way better. Right. Right. I do wonder if they filled in Claire.

Maybe they didn't say we're going to cancel the rose ceremony. We want all these things to happen so the guys like you. But maybe they were like Claire, this is all the things she did, maybe try to do the opposite of everything because she basically did exactly that. Yeah. But I guess we can also like low key assume that they didn't know how much backlash Claire would get because this is all taken ahead of time. Yeah.

True. So, you know, this is playing in real time first. us and we're all like oh my god claire's so annoying blah blah blah whatever but bringing tasha in they didn't know that it was going to be like a we need to save this because everybody's not liking claire tasha do something it's more of just like a well we just need to replace her and let's go and then we all freak out because we did my my question is when was that like final wrote the ceremony thing with her and dale films because she said like people should just be happy for us so i'm like does she know how much we've been tweeting like

negative about her? Yeah. I don't know because we did see that Robert Mills went on Nick Viall's podcast and said that once she gave the rose to herself after that group date, they were like, we, you know, this is it. She's got to go. So I feel like they did kind of have a feeling that Claire wasn't going to be everybody's vibe.

And then I think that that segment had to have been filmed recently. Like within the start of this show air. because she was having major she was talking about having major anxiety, which obviously could be for any reason, but like, you know, knowing what's happening, what everyone's saying about you,

then knowing you're going to have to go film this. Like, I feel like, I feel like it was recently. Yeah. And including the, like, her talking to the producers being like, can we wrap this up?

Like, they were like, okay, there was definitely a decision that was like edited to. For sure. Yeah. It's like her. Right. Yeah.

You don't, as the bachelor or the bachelorette, I think you normally, assume like those kind of comments you make to producers would never actually see the light of day. You would think. Yeah. Like you have some kind of protection there.

But why would you think? No. Because it's never happened. Yeah. But it's just because it's never happened before. They've never done that to a bachelor or a bachelor out where it's like let's let's let's show them on national television on their own season. Let's show them saying like, hey, can we like, get this show on the road?

I wouldn't say anything on a mic around those people. I bet there are, I bet there are tons. a clip that they just buried in the past where they Oh absolutely. That's why. Yeah. They don't shape the narrative that way. They say, I'm sure they say it all the time, but they don't actually put it in the show. Right. Like this time they put it in the

show as a whole thing. So I want to also about that, well, let's finish talking about that segment. And this is about the time where we all needed a drink. Specifically our Owens mixers that sponsors our Bachelorette After Show. We drink it all

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Like it was like, can't we maybe save this for the end of the season when there's a check in on them? Do they think maybe they won't be together at that point that they won't even be able to do that? Like, what do you guys think about their relationship and what's going on right now? Because there has been rumors that they weren't together. But if you watch them on social media right now, they're clearly together. Claire's meeting Dale's sister.

They're getting little They're on fondue dates So it's clear that they're spending time together But there's like all these rumors of Dale Still being out on dates in the city in the recent months And I don't know, I don't know I feel I don't know That did not look like a man that was fully

Happy about his situation to me He was like backstage like Oh, when she brings up the babies Oh boy Oh my God God, when she brought up the babies, I thought that Dale just died right there. Like, I thought that was it from Dale. Yeah, Chris Harrison was like, all right, what's the next step?

You guys are engaged? What are you going to do? Is there a wedding? Is marriage coming down the pipe? And all of us at home are thinking, that's a little fast. And then Claire just says, babies. And Dale was out. Dale was there.

Dale was literally like, I mean, she literally started saying that. And she couldn't, Dale was trying to talk, trying to respond. and, like, you know, answer that question. She just kept talking over and being like, yeah, babies. And Chris was like, well, is it going to be like marriage before you have the babies? And she was like, whatever happens happens. And he's like, Dale's like, I mean, I would like to grow my Instagram following actually a little bit before I have babies. Like, I still the modeling picks with Dale, that's the nail in the coffin for me.

You don't model for Delt Taco unless you have ulterior motive. He also, well, the Dale, the Del Taco was not a real Del Taco. It was, I made that. Well, it was a taco costume. It was for, for what? Party City. No, you're not modeling for Party City without, you know, Altaria Motives as well. He, he has been in the Bachelor, like, within the inner webs of the Bachelor for a while now.

Like, there were pictures of him and Mike Johnson and Derek all from, like, last December at a baseball game together. Like he knows the people in this world. And so I think that definitely is something that is riding in the back of his mind. And I think that he initially thought that he would have maybe become like the bachelor. You know what? I'm going to say it. I've been holding back because people are like you guys are being too mean to Claire and Dale.

I don't fucking trust Dale. I don't. I think he's a little snake who's trying to get some fame. He's trying to get some follow. he wants to hit a million once he hits a million see you Claire I got my deals for 100% once you hit a million followers on Instagram you are set for life

you can get any ad deal you're set for you're set for a million followers you can make like 25 grand plus on a single post on a single post and then you got to do that every once in a while for like the rest of your life like unless Instagram disappears yeah like come on

do we really trust this like you said if he's modeling for these places you're modeling for party city, you're trying to become famous. You know why I was a child model modeling for like fucking Coles? Is because I wanted to be famous. I wasn't doing that because I was like, I just want to make some extra cash.

I do it for the art. I'm trying to make money for my family, like 11 years old. Like, no, I wanted to be a famous kid. Like that's why you do those things. He also played in the NFL and like apparently on his website that you can click on his bio. It was like fucking Lincoln bio, whatever.

he's hosted things or whatever. He describes himself as a host. I think his Instagram bio too says host and something else in it. That's how you know. That's, come on. He never trust anybody that's verified before they get on the match. And things are breaking his way. If that's the way he wants to play it, all of these.

No, the things are not, though, because the way he wanted to play it was to go in there, make a splash and get in, get out. I don't think it was like, oh, I'm going to be engaged after. two weeks and have this woman screaming about babies in my ear. Like I think he fell down the well and is stuck and they took the rope out. He can't really climb out of this without looking like the asshole now because Claire's so in love with him so clearly that if Dale's like, I don't think I can do this. Like all of a sudden he becomes the bad guy and that would be very unfortunate for this

good guy image that he now has. And then we get Claire as the bachelor's right again. They're like seven season. Let's go, Claire. Don't you wish that on. Don't you wish that on us. No, trust me. I don't want it.

Even after like tonight's where she's talking about babies and wanting to get married right away, I think people would look at that now and be like, Dale, you got to get out of there. You got to get out of this now. Because clearly it's moving too fast for you. So if he's looking for an out, which I think I agree with all of you, where he does want to be famous. He wants Instagram followers. I think it's an easier road out than we're thinking. But like maybe not.

Maybe he breaks up with her and then the world turns on. She seems like she would. kill him. Yeah. It feels like I feel like in her mind that he is right directly on the same. I've seen this happen before. You know when you have your friend and like, oh my guy, like it's so amazing. We're totally going to end up together and the guy's like like kissing another girl in the corner of the bar.

I had not like Jessica, honey. I had not thought about homicide. I had not thought about that part of it. That could happen. You know, it's never. And also it's going to be, God, I think about, I think about them breaking up. or whatever and that is going to be like a cringe, sad,

sad breakup. Like that's going to be I'm almost hoping they go the distance just to prove us wrong. Just like, wow, they really did it. But I'm going to need like years. I'm going to need years with them together. If they're married

in like a year and she's pregnant in like two years, then I will have to take back everything we said. You know? But no, I won't. Because, like, they can end up getting a divorce and then they just have a child together and, like, yes. If in five years, I feel like it. Yeah, five years is a good.

I would put, I would put money on them not lasting five years. There's just no way. Me too. You know what? No way. You don't know somebody at all. I mean, like, you can meet someone and think they're amazing. And then after knowing them for like two months, you're like, oh, my God, they're so annoying.

I know someone who went on a date with Dale a while back. and he... It was two months ago. Yeah, yeah. If only, I would have been crying that from the rooftops. No, it was pre all of this. And he was apparently on his phone like the entire first date. So like right away, horrible sign.

Horrible sign. Who sits on their phone the whole time on a first date is awful? Checking emails about goosies for party sitting. He was probably DMing with Claire. Exactly. Oh, man. All right. All right, we've talked about them for far too long.

Let's go back to them. We said we didn't care about them. We're like, all right, let's spend 20 minutes talking about them. Exactly, exactly. Tasha gave her first impression rose to Spencer. That seemed fueled solely by his looks. She was like, he's hot. Damon Salvatore from Vampire Diaries, if he wasn't a vampire.

We were saying Derek Path mixed with Paul Rudd. Yeah. I could see that. Definitely. He has, he has like Derek's shape, face and facial hair, but like with Paul Rudd's eyes.

Paul and Paul. Paul Rudd. Paul Rudd's eyes. You know who else? Because Paul Rudd's eyes, Brendan. Yeah. I love Brendan.

Brendan is hot. I am, you know, it's funny because I really love all these groups of guys and I think like the younger crowd that watches this show

is kind of like, about these guys because they're all older and I'm like they're we're these are hot guys these are all like hot guys they seem successful um I'm into it I think Tasha is going to be very into it you know these guys are into it Tasha had like maybe the hottest scene of all time of the show is like her coming out of the pool yeah I was like gagged it was like it met every requirement I have. I'm like a gay icon was born. She looked at a towel. It was

tense across the board. Meanwhile, I'm eating like Cheetos on my couch, like hating every part of myself. And I'm like, what's happening? Kelly Keegs said they were America's boobs. And I think that was a great great statement by Kelly Keeks. Yeah. I mean, that's

America's boobs. America needed to see those boobs in this time. But Spencer getting the first impression rose. I'm very interested in this because correct me if I'm wrong, but I think the Bachelorette, every Bachelorette who's given out her first impression of Rose has gone to the guy she ends up picking, right? At least, I'm not sure about all of them, but at least like the last...

Most of them, yeah, yeah. The last few where there has been a straight up actual winner, yeah, there has, yeah. Right, yeah. So I'm interested to see, like, what ends up happening with Spencer because he already has this, like, bad guy image. Yeah. I think that, I don't know why.

It's, I feel like from just the way Tasha reacted and explained it, it seemed solely looks based and maybe. And I'm sure that's how it was for, you know, Caitlin and Sean and Jojo and Jordan and Rachel and Brian. Like, all those were first impression rose winners. That rose belonged to Zach C. Zach C deserved so many roses this episode and he got none. It was ridiculous.

That fountain one-on-one little thing that they did. It's one of the smoothest operations I've seen on the show. It gives me smiles. Yeah, it makes you smile and it wasn't too cheesy. Some guys get too cheesy when they try to do things like that. He's like, let's just throw this coin into this fountain and we get, we'll tell each other's secrets if we end up together. Like, that's just, that's great. He's just cool.

He's just a cool guy. He's also one of those guys that is on the show now that I like didn't know anything about, didn't know his name, didn't see. He didn't even speak. I think when Claire was on the show. So it's like getting to know him, but I do agree that was like smooth as buck. It was so sweet. The only guys we ever saw speak on Claire's show

got sent home. Anytime they opened their mouth, or you opened up a lot like Jason and then she's like, ah, no, I'm going to go with Dale. Oh my God, Jason. He is so sweet, but what are you talking about that you have feelings for her? Yeah.

I think it was more that he was just so embarrassed by how that one-on-one date went that he was like, I got to get out of it. of here. Fair enough. Fair enough. They went from smashing things in the sand to like, I did not understand, like, just be like, this

is too much for me. I don't know. He said he fell in love with her. Yeah. That was crazy. World. Yeah. That's, that's... I threw up. Yeah. No, that's just, that's just not possible, Jason. I think he... Out of this world. He just, like France said, was

just embarrassed by what happened. I mean, his parents were probably calling the Bachelor producers to talk to him to say, hey, guy. Why did you just blow up our relationship? on national television. Like nobody had to know we had problems you were there for one

one date with Claire. She didn't like you. Oh, I forgot about that but the problems with his parents were just like Oh, they fight. Like they were like, I was like, what?

That's not. Like imagine that being like my damage. My parents argued when I was younger. Yeah. It was very bizarre. They went to commercial break

during that date with him being like, I got dark things in my past. And then they went to commercial and we're like, this is going to be good. There's going to be some craziness. And then it's like,

you're saying it was just a couple of fights. Trump was like, did he murder a guy? I remember specifically you were like, what happened here? I thought he killed him. I know. His parents aren't even divorced, but he was like, but they should have been. And we're like, what? Imagine your son saying that.

And then the girl doesn't even pick him. She's not even like, oh, I feel bad for him to pick you. She was like, that wasn't good enough. No, that's said that he's got to go home and look at his parents who are still married. They get a divorce after this. My parents would beat my ass. was like, they would fly to Palm Springs and beat my 30-year-old thing. Speaking of, I almost tweeted tonight because obviously Claire was talking about how

Dale is everything that her dad would want her man to be. And I almost tweeted like, my dad doesn't give a fuck who I end up with as long as I get out. And I was like, you know what? My dad is going to kill me if I say something like that. Like, it's true. But if I put that out there, well, I just did now. Sorry, Dad. Sorry, Dad.

She just has put so much pressure on Dale. Okay, anyway. I can't know. Tasha. Tisha's boobs. Just think about Tasia's boobs. Yeah. Tasia.

Okay. So, yeah, Spencer got the first impression rose. And then they had their first group date where they all played basketball in the pool. You know, it was funny because it sucks that the quarantine situation is really starting to take a toll on these dates. Right? It's like how many times are we going to have these guys playing some kind of game in the pool on the field? Yeah, they have to blow their dicks. There's like no all we've seen them is them like get shirtless and play some kind of competition.

That's what we tweeted. I was like there's got to be something in between like competitive team sports with your shirts off and traveling to Paris. Yeah. Somewhere in between there. Yeah. Definitely. Yeah, yeah. Hopefully it did look like in the preview maybe there's some other dates coming. Like, whatever happened to the dates where they quiz them on like female anatomy, those are fun.

Like, let's go back to dates like that. The Ashley I and Jared date coming up looks like it's going to be kind of fun. Yeah. Looks like we may be getting some type of fun activity here that's not these guys just like running around with their shirts off. Yeah, I don't even pay attention to those dates anymore. I just show me the winner. Let's go to the cocktail part. You saw Spencer get hit in the face and he started to bleed and you're like, this is still boring. I thought they were going to, they played the dramatics upon that so much.

I thought they were going to bring in an ambulance. I thought that was going to be our ambulance moment. Oh, I way. Just like a little, just a bloody lip. But yeah, those dates, there's just not much to them. To be honest, they are filming this in a pandemic. So maybe they're like, we got to cut the ambulances this year. They're needed in other areas.

Like, we can't just be like frivolously, frivolously calling. ambulances to No one's like I'll fly you out What did they show the ambulance for this season? They did show a trailer for the ambulance this season. Of course they did. But I think it happened already It was something so stupid

Like it literally had nothing to do with the show It's gonna kill me. Oh it was like probably when like None of the guys decided to talk to Claire You know what? Get me out of here That was the neighbors calling 911 There's something going on in the resort next door Yes

she had some great moments on the group date with Easy she went in for a kiss with Zach C but there was a moment where Riley called Spencer a fried baloney sandwich with mayo and then to his fit that was like an interview but to his face called him lunch meat which to be honest could mean so many things

I love it knuckles sandwich we eat you for lunch you launched me. And I was like, okay. Yeah, go ahead. Just very quickly, my favorite sandwich growing up was a bologna cheese, mayo pickle laced soup sandwich with wonder bread. Fire bologna sandwiches are.

Yo, let's do that together sometimes because I'm here for that. Absolutely. And a can of Coke on the side. My God, I'm getting that tomorrow. One of the things that stuck out to me was when Spencer was like, I think Riley said something about, you know, I got some. like ribs like shattered ribs broke whatever and Spencer's like let me know if we need a few more and I was like huh yeah oh yeah I was like do it do it do it do it do it like that was crazy

like he asked to be yeah he's definitely taunting them a little bit he's taunted him a little bit and we knew it the second he walked in as the first guy out of the limo and they were like how many more of you and he was like wait and see pal yeah but also the producers were probably like do not tell them how many. She's like I got to play this off. So much of him being a dick, I think, is probably because the producers are like telling him to do things. Yeah.

To not spoil. Like, do not tell anyone you've been sitting in a hotel room for six weeks. That we've had you kidnapped. For the better part of eight months. Since March. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like he has seen it. He has seen Tasha at the continental

breakfast at the little bit of a minute. Like, waiting for this. For the past. two weeks they've been quarantining together. Oh, man. I think they've just been held in some opposite. Like opposite side of the resort, just where

like they can't, you got to keep them separate from the rest of the. And we'll just never know. They'll never say. It's like, oh, there goes Tash on a horse. Or I'm like, are they sitting in like, because you know how they're each in their own room where they had to stay? I'm like, have they been in one of those watching everything happen? And they're

just like peering through the blind. Oh, my God. Oh, the logistics. of this, I just would really love to know more about how this all went down. Easy ended up getting the group day rose, which was another group day rose that, the roses should have went to Zaxi.

Again, I don't really know why he's not getting the roses. It should have been him. They had a great kiss. I love Zaxi because when he says like, ah, I don't really know anything about this show, like I really believe him. Like, I feel like I do too. Like, he's like,

I'm 36. I'm here. I'm wearing sneakers with a suit I don't know what's happening So he is from the I've mentioned this a billion times But he's from my dad's hometown In South Jersey And so I have a couple like

Faint connections to him But apparently you know It was one of those Ah my sister nominated me And I went along for the ride And I didn't really know what this was going to be So I really do believe him When he talks

I do. I also love how Tasia was like, maybe it's his accent that I love so much. And I was like, really? Yeah. South Jersey, beautiful. I don't know. I know. It's like, I don't know if that's. Yeah. That's a first. Yeah. Yeah. It definitely is. But do you feel like, do we feel like he's hot enough?

I'm into him. Oh, yeah. I think, yeah, go ahead. I like that. I like that. I don't want to ever have to be like, this guy's way too hot. Yeah. I mean, no guy's going to be hot. than Tatia. Correct. Right. But he has like,

maybe he has like a boy. He has a boyish charm to him even though he's 36, which I feel like is kind of an insult to him. Oh, he's 36? Yeah. Yeah. Oh. Which I like.

29. Perfect. That's like dream age. That's what I want. It's going to be high praise. He's got a little bit Matthew McConaughey to him. He's kind of like, he's got the cool guy. He's smooth.

We've said this before. He might not be the hottest guy on there. He's accent compared to South Jersey. Yeah, yeah. That's very different. He's just got that charm to him. He's just got that charm to him. That's something about it.

I agree. But he does. He is charming. I do agree with that. He has a McConaughey vibe to him. Yeah. All right. Let's relax.

He does. I'm telling you. All right. All right. I'm telling you. Watch him next week. He's got very McConaughey. He is charming.

Yes, he is. Okay. So, Easy got that rose, though. And there's, I don't know, really like, how we're supposed to go about easy right now. I don't know if you guys saw like the reality Steve situation. Yeah. And there were, quote, serious allegations that a woman had put on Twitter and then deleted

them. But reality Steve reached out to the woman and they spoke and he said that. Who is reality Steve? How is he doing this all the time? That guy, I can't even imagine like how much he spends on just looking through Twitter. But he did put this out there. Yeah, he did. So it's like, I can't really believe that he put it out there without having actual facts.

Yeah, like he spoke to this woman. And he was like, if her story is right, this is crazy and he should be like cut from the show. So you're already planting those ideas out in the world right now. So I don't know. He's obviously not cut from the show. We're clearly seeing him. and he's having a big role. So I don't know if this woman has spoken to anyone at ABC or if not or if this is just like not never going to be talked about again.

Yeah, it'll be interesting to see what happens. I'm going to remain, you know, questionable on easy now because I don't automatically want to be like this woman is not telling the truth, but I don't want to be like she is telling the truth. We don't we don't exactly know what is happening. We need more information. I actually haven't even listened to her talk to reality, Steve, so I couldn't even give it. accurate. No, right. I did hear about this, though.

But I did hear about it. So truthfully, I really don't know. But if more and more people talk about it, they're obviously going to have to address it. And Easy's going to have to address it at some point. Yeah. Sorry, you go, okay? Well, it's also really hard because, like,

we posted, I remember posting something like one of his TikToks or whatever. And, I mean, immediately there were, like, comments being like, why are you supporting him? Everybody was like freaking out. So it really does. I didn't know any of this. I mean, I took down the poster

because I don't, I didn't want to like, yeah. That's why even me's introducing it. It's like I don't really know where we're supposed to go with Easy right now. Yeah,

I think we remain just questionable on him. It's like, right. And it's unproven guilty. We got your eyes on, we got our eyes on you. Yeah. I also don't.

Because he was like when you walked in, I was like, oh, that's my, like that could be my wife. And I was like, no, no, we've seen not. It's not, I don't think he's going to be there that long, I feel like. Yeah.

I also felt like when she gave him the rose, she like spoke to like three other guys sitting there to be like, you're safe. Like to kind of quell their out. It was like Spencer, you're great easy. Zach see, your great easy. Here's the group date rose. It was kind of an interesting way to go about that. And then we saw Jason, you know, he was ready to go. He's still caught up with.

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Yeah, so much drama. Ria was saying that it was so clear that like when he was talking to Tasia, Tasia was like, wait, I kind of like you. Why are you leaving? You know, like, never thought about, like, never thought about him before. Like, she wanted Jason more than anybody else in that moment. She was like, oh, wait a second. That is clear.

ethic. Like I, when someone rejects me, I'm like, oh, man. Like, that is, I didn't even think about you until you told me that you didn't like me. That's toxicity. That's toxicity that I can relate. Yeah. But the thing is, like, there's so many guys still. And Jason probably didn't even know who Jason was when she opened up the door. She probably thought it was a

producer. Who the hell are you? I think Jason said 19, right? Wasn't he like there's 19 guys out there who are here for you. Yeah, because it started with you. It's so. I guess that makes sense because they were, what, 15 or so when Claire left? It was 16, I think, right? And then they brought in four.

Right. There you go. And he just left. He was like, look, there's 19 guys out there that are here for you. So. And she's like, but I want you. Yeah. Only.

That's not the last time we're going to see. I want to leave with you right now, actually. That's not the last time we'll see Jason. He'll be paradise. At Claire. Something. At Claire and Dale's wedding. Objecting.

Oh, my God. Cheshah had her first 101 with Brendan. They had a horseback riding date around the hotel property. Like you said, we're running out of things to do. It's like, let's let's put them on some horses and take a couple of laps around the pool. They had Chris Harrison handing them margaritas. He's on his scooter. Chris Harrison's working his ass off.

Working for his paycheck. I also cannot get over that. It is Palm Springs in the dead of summer. It's 135 degrees. And they're like, you can see the beads of sweat as they're like trying to grab a margarita from seven feet above it.

Yeah, yeah. It's Chris Harrison, you know, amazing man. And he has just... Put that season on your back and run with it. Because like you said, it's quarantine. They can't have. the special as many special guests as many like you can't have the uh one-on-one through the

streets of rome where a nice italian lady lures them into her bakery like you need you need like chris harrison has to take over that role and i mean what else is he doing that all in fucking uh resort like he has nothing else to do he might as well show up they're like Chris you get paid 10 million dollars you can like bring a margarita out just one time yep yep he likes a little bit more of the work. You think he likes, he thinks out of it? Yeah. Oh my God.

I mean, that little buffet of bits they did tonight with him on the scooter was fantastic. One man show, Chris Harrison. They might set a bad precedent for him. It's like, we're going to be demanding that Chris Harrison does more little things like this. Chris Harrison's now a luggage guy, Trent. Yeah. Yeah, he's going to take my gig right away from me. I'm curious of what you guys think about, like, how Chris has been reacting to all of this,

like his reaction to Claire and his reaction to all, like this Tasha stuff, because it seems like he is over it or like in like disbelief or doesn't believe it or you know what I mean? He was definitely over the Claire stuff. I think he's just trying to carry on. He's just like, right. He is a company man through and through. Like he will never, you know what I'm saying? Like he will never say a bad thing about the show or any of the stars of the show. Listen, you do not fight the hand that feeds you. Exactly. And is feeding him very... Exactly.

No, but in the sit-down with Claire and Dale, she, I forget what exactly he had asked her. I know exactly what you're about. You know what I'm talking about? Like, she, they were talking, he had asked her like if she had disrespected the process or the show or something. It was a lot, something along those lines. And she was like, I have so much, I forget what it was.

But she specifically said, I have so much respect for all of this and the show and everyone. Yeah. like, well, did you? Right. You know, he was the one he was like, I mean, you kind of blew the whole thing up, so. Yeah.

The best thing about... You can tell like he's been trying to hide it, but it came out there. Chris Harrison really is a company man because in the middle of the Claire and Dale sit down, he tweeted, hashtag bachelor nation seems like you're loving it tonight.

I mean, he's just like trolling everybody. Chris Harrison is like at home on a Xanax watching this episode. 100%. Those tweets aren't somewhat on Xanax for sure, be like, whatever. I mean, he's like cursing on the show. I love it.

You don't see Chris Harrison. I love it. That's what Chris Harrison would say. That's also probably how you could tell he's a little just over it with Claire that he's like, looking her dead in the face is like, hey, don't fuck with me on this. Like, tell me the truth.

Yeah, that would. Yeah. It is really crazy. So Tasha and Brendan had this horse date. They end up in the pool. It's very standard. Really nothing too exciting about these dates these days. But he is nervous about telling Tasha that he was married young and is now divorced.

So it's interesting to see this play out because these guys really might not know anything about Tasha because they had no time to even a quick Google search before she walked in. So he has no idea that Tasia is also divorced. So he was very nervous, but they ended up bonding on. that, which was, I think it was best case scenario for Brendan. I thought it was so sweet. I loved it. Yeah. I mean, couldn't have gone better.

We're incredibly lucky because he was. He was very nervous about it. And then all of a sudden, she's like, I got good news for you because I was also divorced. And it became this nice thing that I think set a pretty good foundation. I don't know if he's the frontrunner, but he's certainly up there because they actually have a connection. I didn't think much of Brendan when they started going on the date.

But now I think, I mean, he could go really, really far and the foundation of that is that they've both been divorced yeah i think that's what a way to bond i have a friend that's 27 or got married at 27 and got divorced at 28 and like it's too they were together for like seven years before that like same story where and now when she dates guys she's like at what point do i tell them that i'm like divorced it's just a weird thing so i feel like that was a nice little, um, yeah, nice. I don't know that it's going to mean enough to carry them through, but. Yeah, what are they going to keep talking about their past relationship? Like, that's not going to,

you know, it helps them, but not only to a certain extent. I also think that they gave Brendan this one-on-one for a reason. They definitely knew he was divorced before. He's also young and Tasha with the same thing. So they're like, yep, first one-on-one, let's have a connection here. Right. And this builds multiple love stories to happen now because she's got the thing with Zach C. She's got a little something with Spencer. Now she's got something with Brendan. This is what we like to see on this show. Yep.

Definitely. And the, yeah, you can't really have like a, well, my divorce. Well, my divorce. Like for forever. That's not going to. They're getting married and they're talking about getting divorced already. Yeah. Yeah.

And so, but it was definitely a very nice date. The fireworks. It's crazy because you see that, you know, the fireworks are going off, but all the other guys are sitting in their rooms like, damn, there goes the fireworks. And it's so fitting that they're cut off. Like you can't really see the fireworks. It's like when you see fireworks in a distance from your house.

Like the trees are blocking it. There's houses blocking it. But you know the people sit right in front of it are drawing. Yeah, they're right there. Like on Fourth of July when your friend in the city is like, I have an amazing view. And then it's like you got there and it's not an amazing view of the fireworks at all. The freedom towers blocking it. And they're like, wow, they must be having a really good time.

Yeah. Yeah. It's definitely a whole added element to all of this. So Brendan, it worked out for him. He got a rose. That was basically the end of this episode. So I'm excited to see where this goes. Ria, like you said, we're forming connections here, which is all we asked for out of

all we ask out of our bachelor, bachelorette. So the last thing I'm going to ask all of you guys is can we each pick a top three for Tasia? Oh, okay. I'll think about it. Okay. I have mine already, so I'll give mine. You go, yeah. Okay.

My top three are Zach C. Shocking. Yeah. Ben. Oh, I was going to say Ben, too. And Riley. Okay. Okay.

I'll say Zach C. Brendan. And I want to say Spencer, but I'm like, those are just the three guys they show tonight. So I don't want to stay by that. That's the only ones I know. Like Kenny, I can't believe Kenny is even still there. Yeah. Polaris that he's still there.

I really love that he was like, I book bands for a venue. It was like, okay, pal. Sick. Boy bands, boy band cover bands. Right. Oh, bless him. Yeah. Maybe I'll do Zach C.

I like Riley. I think that's a good one. And Spencer, I think he's, he could make it. I think I'm taking it for first impression rows. Like a little bit too hot to not make it that far, you know? Right. And too much drama not to make it

that far. Yeah. I liked the busted lip. That worked for me. I'm going to get crazy. Oh, I'm going to do Zaxi Ben, but I'm going to throw Noah into the bunch. Wow. Oh, stash. Also, Tase is like

into that vibe. Remember like John Paul Jones? She like likes that. She totally. The teaser, the dad's like, you're making a big mistake. Like, I'm getting Noah vibes. Okay. Like, possible, you know, not comparing it to Luke P. But when Hannah was like loving Luke P and everyone was like, what the hell is going on?

I think we're going to see that situation with Noah. So I'm going to throw in him just to get a little crazy. Okay. I like Zach C. Brendan. And this is a one person who she hasn't even talked to, but I want to just talk about him for a second is Bennett. Bennett has to do something. Bennett has to do something. He's just sitting there.

He's on vacation right now. Maybe he doesn't do anything anymore and he just goes his merry way. I wouldn't be surprised if Bennett just pulls out his clubs that he's been keeping in the, in the closet and like hit the golf course. With Chris Harrison. As soon as he gets sent home, he's just going to be like, I'm going to say, Chris, you want to get a quick 18 in before they filmed today? He really is.

He's always smiling when the camera cuts to him. He doesn't Bennett hate golf? Uh, that doesn't seem... That was in his bio. It doesn't fit him. That's right. Because I remember... I remember reading his bio and being like, this man doesn't hate golf, but it said it

right there that he hates golf. He's either going to go very far or he might just, like you're saying, pack it up and leave on his own because he's like, I don't need to be here. But he seems like he's having a good time. Who goes for... Well, we haven't seen a rose ceremony. I know. Since what?

The first night? We've gotten, like, we've gotten two rose ceremonies. Since Jojo's season. Yeah. Like, we have not seen a row ceremony. Ro's ceremony is so long. Bennett is very like the second to last entrance

on a season of Paradise. Right. Where he comes in, he's there for like an episode or two. Nothing happens for him still, but we smile. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Roe was the last thing you were saying, Ria? I don't remember. Oh. A quick thought.

Okay. Okay. All right. Well, I think that wraps up our full recap. Thank you so much to Kay and Chris. for joining us. This was amazing. I appreciate you guys doing this. I know Kay's on the West Coast, so I don't feel as bad, but Chris, I'm gonna go watch the second half. Exactly. You can go watch it again on television. But it's

late for you, Chris, so we appreciate that. But you brought your Christmas tree to this recording, which honestly made this so much better. See, I literally, I was like, I'm gonna put it where I have to do all of my zooms because this will bring joy to everyone. It really, it really does.

They made it so much better. Yes. And you can listen to The Bachelor, their podcast about obviously The Bachelor, which is released every Wednesday. Right? Wednesday? Yes. Every Wednesday. Amazing. Thank you guys so much.

And we'll see you very soon. Yes. We're doing a little podcast swap. So we'll see them very soon. We have a scheduled date, I believe. So we definitely will. All right. Thanks guys.

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