Chicks in the Office - Jamie Spears Update, Annie Lederman Interview + Beat Ria & Fran Game 17

Episode Date: August 16, 2021

Jamie Spears conservatorship update (7:46-13:18). Austin Butler & Lily-Rose Depp spotted kissing (13:19-17:11). Travis Barker flies for first time since crash (17:12-19:34). "Interview" with the hilarious Annie Lederman (21:01-1:02:37). Game 17 of Beat Ria & Fran with Maria & Nora (1:03:56-1:28:40). CITO merch > http://bit.ly/citomerch. Follow us on Instagram @chicksintheoffice and on Twitter @chicksintheoff + subscribe to our Snapchat show > http://bit.ly/thegroupchat & our YouTube > http://bit.ly/CITOYOUTUBE.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/chicks-in-the-office

Hey, Chicks in the Office listeners. You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. What's up, everyone? It's Chicks in the Office with Ria and Fran, giving you that Friday energy on a Monday. Francesca Mariano, how are you doing from the lovely Martha's Vineyard Estate that you are staying in at this current moment? I'm good. We got a great show where my show.

sounds great. Trivia, I sound great. Our guest, I sound great. Right now, I don't sound great. So please, my apologies, I just, just, I just love life too much. I think is my problem, you know? Me fucking too.

And you know what? I'd like to say, because there's going to be people who hate the way our voices sound. Hate. And there is nothing, Fran and I can. can do about the fact that we just keep losing our voices. And it's not like we're going places and screaming our heads off. We're just trying to have a good time on the weekend. And then this

happens. Do you guys not want us to have a good time? I think you'd rather us have a good time. Right. I know. It's and it's not even like I'm having these wild weekends. I, in my core, I will never be able to fundamentally change. I'm just wired this way. Two drinks, I start to scream. I can't help it. I, talk so loud. And I don't realize that I'm straining myself until someone says to me like,

Fran, like you're fucking screaming at the bar, like relax. I don't notice I do it. I only stop when someone tells me I'm doing it. And I'm stuck. I'll never be able to change.

And then this is what happens. I got a solid eight plus hours of sleep both nights this weekend. Here I am. Maybe you need some tea. It is true that you do go up about 15 notches when you get drinks in you. But I will say I'm so hesitant to ever tell you to shh because I hate shushing people, first of all.

And who am I to tell anybody to shh? That just seems very wrong. So you do get very loud, though, but it is you and we love you for that. We can't change that about you. And it is what it is. but unfortunately this is what our voices sound like. My voice is just never coming back. I tweeted on July 27 that I had lost my voice for exactly three weeks on that date.

We're now two weeks past that and this shit is just never coming back. Our guest on this episode today, Andy Waterman, who I love so dearly. I really do. I kind of just sound like her now. Like my voice is her voice. And when she walked in the room, she was like, oh, so we just have the same voice now. like what happened here. Don't know. Do not know. And I've just accepted it at this point. Even my laugh is a little different. It's like a little deeper and obnoxious. It's always been

obnoxious, but it's just so, I've always said if I can get one surgery in my life, it would be laugh surgery. If I could change my laugh, I would do that. Make it cute and giggling and something that people like to be around. My laugh, it's like, oh, who would ever find that attract this. No, no, no, who would hear a laugh like that? I'd be like, oh, cute, pretty sexy girl. Like, I don't want to be around this obnoxious bitch. Look, it's a love it or hate it situation.

And I kind of feel like that's just now how we are as people. You either love me or you hate me. That's it. True. I guess there's really no in between. And I've accepted that as well. But the laugh, man, somebody's got to create laugh surgery out there. I'd invest.

I would invest. It's two hilarious things that we would change about ourselves. What's your word? Well, I think the only thing I would change is my thumbs. You know, I knew you were going to say your thumbs. I would maybe get these bad boys to even out. I was telling my mom this weekend because she suggested, She suggested bowling.

And I was like, mom, how do you not know? Oh, you can't bowl? I mean, I can. But I believe, and maybe it's just because I suck. Like, it could just be because I'm really bad. But I believe that I am so bad because my thumb gets stuck in the hole in the bowling bowl. But would it really matter about your thumb placement, really? like if you're as long as your thumb's getting in there yes but when people have one oh it's about the release

it's about the release the release part your thumb gets stuck that would be so funny if fran was bowling and like the ball didn't like got stuff and she just like flew with the bowling ball i just throw my body down the bowling alley yeah damn laugh surgery and thumb surgery other than that other than that i'm pretty okay yeah yeah I think we're okay. I've come to, I've come to love, love myself. So that's good. Beautiful. That's a beautiful way to start our Mondays. I can't tell, I can't tell if people hate that or love that, right? Because some people who hate them, because I used to hate myself so much. I really did. Everyone knows that just for a

little bit of time. And now I don't. And it's like, well, did people relate more when I hated myself or am I teaching people to love themselves? Who really knows? Anyways, let's get into the show. We're not going to get a vision. No, I'm not trying to get deep today, okay? I'm really not trying to get into my emotions. Let's get into the topics. Let's get into the topics. Okay, we got Jamie Spears step down from Brittany's conservatorship.

We also have Austin Butler and Lily Rose Depts spotted out. We also talk about Travis Barker flying again. We have a great game of trivia and a great, great conversation with Annie Letterman. I'm not going to call it an interview because it wasn't necessarily an interview. We were just off the rails. Great stories that who even knows if we got to the end of. But Annie is such a good time and we love her so much. And if you can go to any of her shows, check that out because she's a great time, like I said.

So let's get into it starting off with Jamie Spears. Concert season is coming up, ladies and gentlemen. So many great performers performing in the fall. We got Harry Stiles. We got the Jonas Brothers. It's never ending. I can't wait until Billy Eilish goes on tour eventually the weekend. Whoever it is, I'm dying to see anybody at this point.

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from james from brittany what edgehog you made like head honcho me head honcho james yes yes i did i did in fact meet head honcho i did in fact meet head honcho james spiers the head hodge in charge. Are you okay? I'm perfectly okay. Has stepped down from Britney Spears's conservatorship. Obviously, big news here. I did not mean to fuck it up by calling him the big hedgehog. But you get the point. You get the point, everyone. Now, I will say not to reign on the parade a little bit, but I think we have to read the fine print. He did say, he is willing to step down. It was like all the headlines said, oh, you know, he's stepping down, he's stepping down.

On the last page, like, of the, you know, agreement or whatever it said, it said, Mr. Spears is willing to step down when the time is right. So this says, on Thursday, triumphant, this is from Yahoo Entertainment, on Thursday, Triumphic cries were heard far and wide. As news circulated, Jamie Spears agreed to resists. sign his controversial post. Everybody freaked out, happy. And then it's also noted that he is willing to step down when the time is right, but the transition needs to be orderly and include a resolution of matters pending before the court. NBC News confirms with his legal team

that he is not stepping aside at this time. He's not stepping down unless the court approves payment of the attorney's fees that he's seeking of $1.2 million. and his compensation. So he's conditioned his exit on the court approving things that Brittany has previously objected to. So he basically said he's willing to step down if Brittany pays him the money that he thinks he should be getting, which is what she is in court opposing in the first place.

So that means Jamie Spears has not, step down from Brittany's conservatorship. Yeah. But this is what happened. Everybody, that's what it said. It was like, Damie Spears stepping down. And then like a day later,

it wasn't, it wasn't like a day later when people were like, hmm, let's like read the petition. And everyone was like, oh shit. Maybe not. We thought we were one step closer to freeing Britney Spears. But it seems like we are in the same exact place that we were before. Yeah.

It really felt like, And what is this? To win some public opinion of like, oh, no, like, don't worry, I'll step down. But you actually got to pay me all the money that I wanted in the first place. So because he just wants it to continue to drag on because the conservatorship like pays for his lawyers. Like Jamie Spears doesn't even have to pay for his own lawyers. What is the period, the pyramid scheme that Jamie Lynn Spears and Lynn Spears are running right now? Did you see that?

No. I got to pull it up now. Jamie Lynn Spears and her mom are now selling. Okay. Well, anyways, I can't find it now, but I was scrolling on TikTok and it looked like Jamie Lynn Spears and Lynn Spears were selling. People were calling it a pyramid scheme on their Instagram stories. I don't know.

I missed it, but I saw this on TikTok. And I'm like, oh, man, the whole family. They're struggling right now. Yes. Now, it is believed that hopefully he will step down. at the next hearing, I believe. So California-based family law attorney Christopher C. Melcher spoke with Yahoo Entertainment. He is the lawyer that is representing Kanye and his divorce from Kim said that he believes Jamie sees the writing on the wall,

that he will ultimately be removed and perhaps as soon as the September 29th hearing. and he wants the fees to be paid so he's not stuck with them. He said this is an attempt to keep off any potential lawsuit that Brittany would likely bring against Jamie later on. And this guy thinks that the September 29th hearing, the court will most likely remove Jamie because now he is publicly saying that he is willing to leave. Now, will that actually happen?

We don't know for sure. But that is coming from, you know, a lawyer in Hollywood who thinks that this is how it's going to pan out. At this point, I'm not going to believe anything until it actually happens because it's just a bunch of hearsay, hoping people do the right thing, but they haven't done it yet. Exactly. So a little while back, people believed that Lily Rose Depp

and Timothy Shalame were back together. But Lily Rose Depp was seen out kissing Austin Butler after a dinner date in London. It was a steamy kiss makeout. I'm into this. couple a lot. I really like Austin Butler. I really liked him with Vanessa Hutchins, but that's besides the point. You can move on. And I like Lily Rose Depp, but I like them as a couple. It was steamy. The pictures were sexy as hell. They'd be good. It was a good sidewalk makeout. Love that. His hands on her butt looking good. Just like came out of nowhere where it was

like, oh, wait, what? Like, how did this happen? Because I do think like you said, Ria, we, not We didn't know for sure, but it felt like Timothy and Lily Rose Depp had kind of maybe gotten back together. They were seen in New York. I just, in my mind, they were still dating. That clearly wasn't true. But something must have happened that we don't know. And these two ended up together. Austin Butler is either going to skyrocket after this Elvis movie or is going to be so,

bad that everyone's like, we're not giving this guy another shot. I feel like a mega star, like soon. People still don't know who he is. I have faith he's going to crush this Elvis movie. Yeah. I also think this is going to, this is the most obvious thing of all time. But I love when two random people get together in Hollywood. You're just like Lily Rose Depp and Austin Butler.

Great. How did you guys meet? Must be through mutual friends, of course. They run in the same circles. But you're just like, I like that they ended up together. Yeah. When you hear Austin Butler's name, what is the role that you think of? Carrie Diaries.

Once upon a time in Hollywood. Sebastian. I think mine Sharpay's fabulous adventures. Really? Really? I would have never gone there. I know. But for some reason, that's the one I just can't. Every time I hear him, that's what I think of. I think of Sharpe's Fabulous Adventure. I did like the Carrie Diaries. I did not watch it as much, but always for Sharpay's Fabulous Adventure. I don't know why that is. I don't even know if I ever fully watched Charpe's Fabulous Adventure.

Oh, it's not good. I know. That's why I feel like I don't even remember it really. No, it's really nothing, really nothing special. But, no, you're right. It is definitely one that we saw the headlines and was like that we didn't see that one coming. But okay, sure, why not? You know, the age difference isn't that it's 29 and 22, normal. Go have fun, make out in London. Yeah, you two crazy kids.

I mean, the Timothy Chalemay fans have to be either excited or heartbroken. I feel like they either love him with Lily Rose Depp. or they just want him to be single. They want him to be single. I don't think there's any. True. Think about the Harry Styles fans. I believe Harry Styles fans and the Timothy Shalamey fans are very similar in that they want them with no one.

Well, no. I feel like they support Harry in whatever he does. The Harry Styles fans, they just want, maybe, maybe not, but I feel like a lot of times. I have seen a lot of, and don't come for me, but I have seen a lot of Harry Styles stands on Twitter that do not. like Olivia Wild. That's fair because they just want to feel like they can have a shot with their man. Yep. Yep. Exactly. It looks like Travis Barker is flying again.

First time since the plane crashed in 2008. He was spotted getting on Kylie Air, whatever you want to call it, Kylie's private plane with Courtney, Chris Jenner, Corey Gamble, going from L.A. to Cabo. And this, I mean, this is huge. And I feel like proves the connection that Travis and Courtney have because he swore he was never getting on a plane again. Yeah, this is insane.

I mean, it's huge because I'm glad he took that step. Obviously, it's a very scary thing when you're involved in an accident like that. It could be really hard to probably take that first step on. I'm sure it wasn't easy at all. But I feel like it proves how serious Courtney and him are and the love that they have for each other and the trust that they have because he has to trust. and love Courtney so much to be like, you know what? You're right.

I'm going to get on this airplane. Everything's going to be fine. And they're going to have a great trip now. And I'm happy for them. There isn't really much to say about this besides it's a very big step for him and I guess for their relationship as well. Yeah. I think people really also forget how bad that plane crash was.

He's either like you are a fan of Travis Barker or now you are kind of getting involved because of him dating Courtney. but he Travis Parker was in that plane crash was covered in jet fuel on fire he was left with third degree burns on 65% of his body three months in the hospital

26 surgeries skin grafts like really really really bad and of course like made sense if he was like I never want to get on on a plane again but he's willing to do it for Courtney

And I'm sure Courtney would be fine with doing whatever he needed to do. I'm guessing he decided he was going to be able to make this change. Yeah. And I'm sure his kids are probably happy. Everybody's happy. And they could probably go on more trips in the future slowly, slowly, of course. Yeah, you don't have to get crazy. That's L.A. to Cabo is not a very long flight.

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I think it's from doing Girl Code. Ria loves to play to the camera too. I'll give the camera like a little look every once in a while. Well, because you're including, I'm cultivating a hang when I do podcasts. I'm including the audience. And then people like, you fucking psycho.

I'm like, oh, I'm sorry, do you have the lowest self-esteem in the world? I'm sorry, included you. Do you not want to be a part of things? Don't want to make eye contact? Am I making you uncomfortable

looking at the camera right now? Oh my God, do you know what I did today? Which I haven't done in years? I blocked a person that sent me a dick pick. I just went, what is it that I'm getting a dick pick again? Were you just disgusted?

I just was like, he was already annoying me? He was already being like, such a psycho? I was going to say, Is it someone you were talking to already or an unsolicited? No, I openly have a live-in assistant, now assistant who takes care of my needs.

I have a boyfriend. It's like, one, I have a boyfriend, too. It's like, you know what? He joined my Patreon and then was like writing me all these messages that were like, they get like, they know you. He had asked for a cameo that was like, say you love me back type thing. I was like, oh no. And I usually don't block people because then it makes them like crazier.

But I was like, enough. You sent me your dick. on top of all of this, goodbye forever. Now, if you didn't have the boyfriend and the dick pick came in, kind of just ignore it or? Yeah,

I would just ignore. I don't like, I don't usually, I can usually tell that it's a dick pick, you know? Sometimes it's a surprise, right? I haven't gotten a good dick pick in a while. I don't want them.

Was it via Instagram? Yeah, when they blur it kind of. Like Instagram, oh, I guess you can kind of tell. It is so, that's one of the worst things that Instagram does

when someone that you like don't follow send you a picture. And instead of just showing you what the fuck the picture is, you have to, you have to click the image. because then it makes you want to click so badly because you don't know. You're like, ugh, dick or not dick, digger?

You're like, uh, what is this picture? All you got to do is click C image. But I don't know if you say, it's like, it's like putting a note that says. It builds more of a hype around what the picture and you must touch the button. But it's like if it's this, if it's horizontal, I go, like every once in a while, it's like someone sends you a picture of their deck and you're like, a deck pick? I like that. You know what is the worst kind of dick pick in front of the toilet?

No, no, no, no, I have a better one. I got one once. This was actually like, this is my, this is like why I'm not truly actually mad at dickpicks because this happened to me. Someone sent me a picture of their dick and they were sitting Indian style and their feet were pressed together and then their penis was like laid out on top. And it was like, it was literally the most homosexual way to send a heterosexual dick pick. I couldn't believe it. It was like so good. It was like cupping it with the feet.

Oh my God. were like opening like a book and like holding the balls. He was meditating while sending a deck. He was like, packing his own feet. Yeah. That's disturbing. Can we talk about how you're sitting here today? So you DM me out of nowhere one day and I was the like you can ask her.

She was very happy. It was the best DM I've ever gotten. The only issue with this is I feel like I like kind of threw you to the side. No, no, no. To be honest, I was a fan of you. Ria and I have like where we are very much. in sync where like there are some things like when ria's like i'm obsessed with this person they have to come on the show like yeah obviously you're like and vice versa she was like you have to check out

any stuff i love her so much literally than two days later that's so far like i had already been talking about you already that's exactly everything in my life is happening like this right now like i'm having moments where i'm like am i fucking dreaming or am i like awake like talking things into existence i think she's living in a sick mom i i am fully living my life as i actually tweeted last night and I was like wait a second people are going to put me in a home because I tweeted a few days ago I wrote I gotta find it now because I'm actually I'm cuckoo I believe the crystal

bitch is at the store now I believe you First of all I have I have three crystals Portal situation Wait no no no I mean this does look Yoneg shaped but yeah I have I'm supposed to them in my bra but I don't have them right now because I feel like they would just pop out but I have a carnelian and a rose quartz and a clear cords in my bag right now that I now can't fucking leave without see I brought this because I did breakfast club like if sure man

Can you go grab the bag? my black bag on my desk because now I got to take these crystals out because maybe we can do some shit with it. I don't really know what they do but no listen. Dude I've been burning sage in my hotel room like how funny is it if I get kicked out? Burning sage in your hotel room? Or burning sage like I set the alarm off or something. Can I tell you what

I did the other night? Well first off I want to read my tweet I wrote life was a lot more fun if you think of yours as a sitcom because I just feel like my life right now and this past summer has literally been a TV show things are happening that are like oh that shouldn't be happening. This

This is happening very funny. Not funny at all, but I'm going to laugh anyway. You have a storyline going on too in your life. Exactly. Oh, I have a... Right now that's pretty good. I have a major storyline yesterday. It was a great episode.

And I had plenty of cameos yesterday. I said, I have more cameos than the show, date. She's finally living her, like, hot girl in New York City early 20s summer that she never did. What is that, mushrooms? Or we... We... Oh, I feel mushrooms that would be so fun. I would do them right now.

That's another thing that's coming into my... my life in full of fact that I want to talk to you about. But this is Carnelian. Cute. This is a heart? It's a heart because that one I'm pretty sure like, I don't know, brings love or something

or just like makes people like you. That's nice. This is a rose quartz also makes people like you. I know they're all like protecting energy, grounding. Yeah, yeah. All this just to make people like me. And then the clear quartz is just for everything.

Yeah. This one? But this one's led us to strive. No, no, no. This one has not let us... No, this one has powers. That I can't talk about. But this one has powers.

You're like, okay. I'm scared. We're like, oh my God. Actually crystallized crack. She's like, it makes you really like, happy. It's actually drugs. My parents think I'm on. It's Crystal math, you guys.

This is great. You talk a lot about, what is it, ayahuasca. I heard to say getting molested. I was like, I know I can't shut up a little. No, we'll get to that. They have like a molested ding, ding, ding, ding on my podcast. Like, guess what Annie's about to say?

No, the ayahuasca. You, can you tell us about it? Because recently it ties into what we talk about. Megan Fox and she went to Kelly. They like went on this trip. Megan Fox said she went to hell and back. Hell for eternity or eternal hell. Yeah, eternal hell.

Jesus. Brian Austin Green was that bad. Yeah. Can you? Can you? Can you? Can you? You were a little late.

I think she was married to him, no? Yeah, she was married, then a divorce and I think they got married again. Can you tell us your experience on this thing? Yes. I have done shrooms many of times now, love. I smoke weed every day. Love, I don't know. You're going to love Iowa.

No, what do you mean you're going to love as if I'm going to do it? It's so good. I'm supposed to do it in Chicago. Yes. No, I'd be vomiting and diarrhea into the fetal position. But I know that sounds bad, but it actually is so good. It's like the best diarrhea of your life. Yeah.

So, okay, so, I did it. I was at the comedy store, and this guy, like, came up to me afterwards, and he just ended up being, it was just a weird synchronicity. This guy was in the audience. I saw him. We had a moment. We high fived. Then later, I found him. My friend had just killed himself.

Good morning. What time does this come out? Morning. Drink your coffee. We're going to get deep. My friend had just passed away by his own hands. And so I was like, staying late at the comedy store like chain smoking cigarettes.

I was like, why am I here? It was like, he used to always be there late. So I was like, I don't know. I was just doing some weird thing. And I was like, I should leave, but I just felt compelled to stay. And then the GM was like, oh, my friend is in town from, he's from Brazil. He's from, well, he's actually from South Africa, but he lives in Brazil. So he was like, my friend's in town.

He does breathwork. I go, I love breathwork. He goes, you're his favorite comedian. And I'm like, he's trying to bang me. They're like, oh my God. It's real. Oh, my God. Is that the best feeling?

the worst is the opposite when you think they're gay and you keep like touching their shoulder and being all nice and then they're like my girlfriend and you're like oh my god lean in for kiss and you're like of course you're going to lean in for it because I've been fucking flirting with you. And they also tell you like you remind me so much of my girlfriend and then they try to hook up with you.

And then they lean in and you're like you remind me of a queen that I used to see in glitter on the street. Are you kidding? But um yeah. So I've had so many of those who are like betrayal you're gay or you're straight.

but yeah so he was like yeah he's a breathwork I go I love breathwork I want to try that and he goes well actually the truth is he's an ayahuasca shaman and I'm like I want to do I because I had been putting it into the universe like if you're like something's going to happen where you just like can do it now yeah because it just like comes to you and so I he was like I think they have a cancellation you should do it and I was like I don't know I have all these weekend spots and like that's where the money's that so I was like I don't know if I want to leave it's

funny that it's like I can't like you have like a scheduled appointment yeah like that's like you know it's like there's a cancellation you're spots open for you well because people wait six months to do this they prepare there's like a whole diet you're supposed to go on people came from all over the world to do this and it just fell into my motherfucking lap yeah everything does I've never it's been there was a little some unwanted adult jizz as a kid fell into my lap too but then as an now it's like all working out it's all good things I can't make it was it was worth it good trade off um but it's like so i so he's like all right there was a cancellation like someone's like parent was sick or it was like some weird thing that happened so then they're like

cancel your spots this weekend like more money will come from this than what money you think you're going to make so i canceled i buy a bucket you have to it's b-y-o-o-b bring your own bucket and so i brought my bucket and i went and it was like i don't know i think i paid like 500 bucks and it was a whole weekend at this like yoga retreat and they were like I don't know how many people were there 20 or something and this like shaman is so cool

I don't know if he wants to say his name but you know who you are yeah he's definitely listening to this podcast but he's not he's got no headphones in he's just listening you can feel it in his heart

he's actually sitting right here we just can't see him oh my god he looks like a weird pillow yeah Bula that does look like a hallucination but

yeah So I go to do it and the first, I was like stressing about some fucking guy, as I always was. I was panicking, being like anxious attached. Like, does he like me? He's to tell me if he wants to marry me. Like, we've been dating for like two days, you know? And obviously when you feel that way, they don't. Yeah.

Like, well, he's giving me the vibes. Like, he doesn't want me and he just wants to beg me once. Okay. Yeah. But how do I get him to stay with me forever? But I'm in love with him and I would marry him in Vegas tomorrow. Yes. Of course, even though I've never really liked him and he had to beg me to look up with him.

And but now that I hooked up with him, he must be my husband. There's so many people out of me and be like, I would go to Vegas tomorrow and marry them. No, I shouldn't do that. No, no, no. I want to at least once. I always think about that.

I'm like, wouldn't it be funny if we just like married in Vegas? Yes. I tried to get Whitney to marry me in Vegas. On my birthday, Whitney flew me out to Vegas because she was doing some weird thing with Magic Mike live. And she didn't, she wouldn't do it? She was like, um, like she got scared. Why?

She got actually commitment phobic in front of me. Like I was like, Whitney, it's not. be funny. Like, we're not really going to get married. We got a note. No, but we will, but like, we'll get to the worst. I think you know what it is. It's, it's like $40 million. Yeah, no, I was going to say, once you just didn't want to sign it to. Once you involve, like, the court of law, like an actual sign paper. Is there anything funnier than me getting half of Whitney's empire? That would be such a turn of events. It would be like, it would be like if Annie was

like, no, no, like, don't worry. Like, 100%. We'll get it at an old tomorrow. You're good. And then literally the next morning she like calls her lawyer and she's like, all right, we, we, we, yes. I married a Whitney. I need half of everything. Say the paperwork did get fucked up and you got half. Would you be nice enough to give it back or are you running with it? All right. Well, here's the deal. My favorite show is the challenge. Well, Survivor's my number one favorite show. But the challenge is my second favorite.

And there's an epic moment where Johnny Bananas takes Sarah's... Yes, we are very familiar with Johnny Bananas. Are you walking out of here? I'm so excited. Johnny Bananas is a dear friend. Johnny Bananas is a dear friend. I just bought the fucking picture that he was selling, the merch that he was signed the moment where he took.

I wish I can call Johnny Bananas right now. Johnny Bananas. He knows about me. I've been talking about him on Rogan. Johnny Bananas. He's resisting. I got Jordan. The show that comes on after us now.

Oh, that's so funny. And we did an episode with him. We did an escape room in New York together. It was like on TV. That's great. That's great. And it was all about like female friends and like trusting and like trusting your friends.

And that was us. Do you guys have sisters? I do. Yeah. Older sister. She's a bitch. You're a bitch. You're a bitch.

I've only been fucked over by girls with sisters and scared of both of you. Girls with brothers are always so nice. I have a brother though too. I have a brother also. We have the same dynamic. I'm the youngest. But also my sister-in-law. Oh my God.

You guys are so defensive. I love that. That means you're good. Yeah. Well, I'm getting a little, you know, you're just like, love our family. It's automatically assuming that I'm going to fuck you over because I have a sister. Listen, our friendship's deep in forever.

Yeah. It's happening. All right. The universe brought us together. Because can we, wait, can we have our crystals kids? Should we? I'm not going to let you hold this crystal. Wait, did you?

My dad got me. Listen, my dad got me those balls. Nobody is holding this crystal anymore. Remember those Chinese balls? My dad got me those for middle school with dead. What are yours do, though? Would you know what those do? I remember they were cool.

It was all about like wording off evil energy. Okay. Okay, this is evil energy. And this is love so we can put that one together. And then this is, um, Oh my God. And then this, I think this is rose quartz.

This one's also rose quartz. Okay. Oh, it looks a little different, doesn't it? I was going to say, maybe that is not rose quartz. I mean, what I was looking for, when I went into,

okay, when I went into the, that one's an animal in this. That's a dinosaur egg. Just fucking chicken gum. Her Coke. I'm like, did you guys like my last? I'm like, I'm like,

I'm like, I pulled out. So I, okay, wait. I, when I went into the store, I went, I've been doing, I mean, again, she told me not to talk about a podcast but I'm like it's cool she's like they won't understand I'm like they will I'll understand trust me my sister is like very into I go to I go to a trauma like where she does work it's like I don't know if it's rakey or whatever but she'll like find a spot

where you're holding like your trauma and it's like a shopper hearing yeah she'll like go and I'm like you don't feel your legs I'm like that's literally where I got your zone but um sorry I can't bring it up guys but I can possibly talk about me more But it's funny and cool And I'm totally fine with it But I've ever gone You seem so fine with it I have

I ever give you mom She didn't molest me But you know what I mean Where was she? No so I Obviously I'm on Adderall And I slept two hours

Because I did breakfast club In your guys show I was so excited all day I was like Oh you did breakfast club In the hour show Wow What a fucking downfall

No Were you scared to do breakfast club? I wasn't scared to do Breakfast Club but because I'm friends with Charlamagne so I was like he's not gonna like come back in the way yeah yeah yeah but you know

I you know what my goal was What happened though with it? You started talking about it I brought this just in case I was like gonna be like Sherman You started talking about how you were going I know I've ADD it's so crazy The Adderall doesn't work Yeah no it doesn't

I went into that I was getting my chakra healing And then I was leaving I was like this is a good time to go Get Crystals So I go to get crystals At the store and I just This is what I said to the lady I said I'm a performer I travel I need to like protect my energy

So it doesn't leak out on other people and I can have, so that's what, whatever these are. Protect yourself. Get one of these. This, I won't, I won't let you hold this one because the last, the last few people that have held this. Left your life? No, they didn't leave my life.

Just bad things have happened. Not bad things, good things, but, you know. You don't want to just give it out. Yeah, I can't just, this is almost like my. That's a sister move. This is, brother, let me hold it. This is almost representing my vagina at this point. Okay. And I can't be given out to everybody.

No, you got it. I honestly was told that you're not supposed to have other people touch your crystals, but I don't. I feel safe. We make up the crystal rules. Yeah. That's how I feel. I am telling you what this means.

I could be like, this means your ex-boyfriend's dad. If you touch this, he's looking at yourself. Okay. No, I don't like that. I don't like that. I'm not so creepy. Wait, so you brought up your mom. You said, thanks, mom, whatever.

I've heard you talk about, you know, your, you're, life before and there was a story about you said this on Rogan. You were running away from a drag queen who you thought you were doing modeling or whatever. Can you tell the story here for people who have not heard it? I was okay so

I did John Robert Powers Modeling School which is like the biggest scam of all time because no big deal I was a child model and actress and I have to bring that up at whenever possible. No it's great. I was molested in your model. Yeah yeah yeah I ended up at the real agency unfortunately but John Robert Powers

my dad right away was like this is a fucking scam and your parents fell into it my parents are so and this is where I give them grace and I always forgive them for things and this is where I just like can love them and not like have any problems

and anything's that happen they are so trusting it's like a sweet thing they want to believe the best in people right that's endearing yeah best does rhyme with molest but they really like

it is so they just are like like, oh my God, these people are saying nice things and whatever. So there's this one, and John Robert Powers told them not to go with this mahogany guy. They were like, this is not a real agency. My mom's like, no, he seems nice. We love the LGBT community. I'm like, oh, my God. And then so I ended up in Jersey City when I was 15 in a tube top and a skirt running for my life.

I had to throw my, we were just staying in this house. And maybe he was doing a job for older people. I was like so young. Like, what was he doing with me? I was like in this house with all these people that were like, semi-attracted, but nobody was getting a gig. You know what I mean? Nobody was really... None of you were models.

Yeah. I was like, if you squint, maybe. And I was a cute girl, but it wasn't my time. But, um, so I was just in this, like, housing with them. And he would send me into the, um, into the city. This was Jersey City. He would send me on the train at 15, which is, you know, whatever. But he would send me in there and I would have to go on auditions to be an extra, which I didn't know.

You didn't really an audition. Yeah. But I would go. and he's like tell them you're 21. What? Yeah, it was just so crazy. And then he'd be like, and while you're out of, can you pick up some weed from the corner? I was getting his weed for him? And so I would smoke blunts with this chick Shorty next door. I was there for like, I don't know how many days.

This could have been three days. I could have been three days. I don't know. I usually get in hard. I get in hard and people do usually either go to prisoner. They get handcuffed or something or they lose their job. But I'm always like, I'm the wrong girl. I'm like pretty vocal.

But so. I realized I'd like he wasn't letting me do something he wasn't letting me do something he wasn't let me call my mom or something he was like doing something where he wasn't like letting me do something and I was like you're not allowed to not let me do things like I'm not a lot you know wouldn't let me call my mom so I was like freaking out and I packed all my stuff up and I threw it out to the neighbor Shorty who used to smoke blunt so there was this little Puerto Rican lady to live next door I was like Shorty and I like threw it out so she held it and then this other guy that was in the agency another semi-hidious human

I was like honestly, I think I was like, do you know in the head potential? But what's Scarlet Joe Hanson? I was like, you know, like it was like right around the time that that horse movie came out with her. But I could have at least played her horse. Yeah. But so I throw the bag to her.

And then this other guy goes down and he bumps into the door and then distracts Mahogany. He unlocks it because he had locked the door. And then he distracts mahogany and I just jet. And I run down the street and I'm wearing a tube top. So my tits are like my nipples spares. So it's like this little teen. You're 15 years old

And I'm like, I'm like, call that cop. I'm like running for my life. Myhogany's chasing me. I'm laughing so hard. No, it's so funny. It's like I survived all of it. I handled all of it. It's like, I have no.

Like when people go like, oh, I'm like, no, no, no. You couldn't be a comedian without this. I'm like, the book I write is going to make me so much fucking money. Like you guys have no clue. It's so good. It's like I've had a very like not boring colorful life. But so I was running for my life. So I was running for my life

and my hoggingy like caught me And like scratch me like such a queen way to get me I'm like scratch me like my DNA was And her was like press on Oh my god Get help me bitch We're like this And then

The neighbors like watering their plans Like what this fuck is going on So then a cop comes and arrest I don't think I got in handcuffs But they arrested him At 15 you're gonna get in handcuffs for that They thought it was a fucking prostitution They thought but how are

wasn't sold into sex trafficking. Tube top was around her waist. Your nipples were pierced at 15. Why don't I have better tits? They want to help these up. Nipples were pierced at 4. Well, one was pierced at 14. What was pierced at 16?

So actually, I brought out of my one. 14, baby. I feel like that's not bad. I lost mine at 15. It's actually so crazy, though, looking back. I do feel like he was highly irresponsible. I remember telling my mom and my aunt this like a few months ago. Well, my mom knew this, obviously, because, you know,

when you, like, have to go to the doctor. at the end of high school to like if you're going to college. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then you got me to check out, whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And your mom's in the room. Those weren't the shots my mom got me before.

And then the doctor's like, are you sexually active? And that's when you take the moment, like, am I going to tell her this right now? And I was like, yeah, I am. And then I was 18. And then by that time, there was, you know, tons of sex is happening.

Yeah, I've done it multiple times. My mom goes, oh. Sons of sex was happening. I know. It must have been not one person like you thought. you were going to marry. And I was like, yeah, mom.

You're so right. And then a few months ago. It wasn't in a hot tub at a party where everyone was watching. I was like, I lost my Virginia when I was 15. I said this in front of my aunt, my mom. They were like, oh my God, 15 years old. You don't even know.

I was like, you're right. I did not know what I was doing. But you are so young, you don't know, you don't know. That's the thing. It's so irresponsible. The fact that you don't know, I was irresponsible. Having just look at them now. You're like, oh, God.

Having sex with no. at 15 years old? Oh my god. Ew, no condoms. I gotta go. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, right. I started using condoms over the break.

I just started. I was like, these are weird. No, it is really, I remember when I lost my virginity, it was to my boyfriend or whatever, this guy Brad who lived in his parents' basement and he lived in northeast Philadelphia on a waterbed and he's out of prison now. I'm always like, don't say the last name, but she's out of prison. It's coming for you. But it is like.

he was like into my friend I mean it was so bad so I lost my Jonah's waterbed we'd been dating for like a couple it was like um Valentine's Day and he gave me a teddy bear but the teddy bear was like duct taped with four roses it was like so weird and then I went upstairs

duct tape after we had like the terrible horrible waterbed sex he took like four roses out of like a hundred percent I go up to the bathroom to pee out the condom he left inside me and um it's so worse And I saw the bouquet

With what is 12 minus 4 8 8? We all took a long time to answer Listen I took out my fingers We were too busy banging Yeah sorry I was having sex in high school Losers

I actually said something In my other podcast the other day I looked at the camera I said mom and dad I'm on drugs And I'm also making a sex tape And then after that I was like Why are you saying these things? Like what is going through your

brain when the camera's in front of you and you're saying a bunch of crazy shit. Do you ever, do you ever feel that way now that you're doing so many podcasts and standup is a little different because you're getting on stage. Everyone knows you've been working the shit out for a while. You're doing the podcast and you're saying stuff. How often afterwards are you like, why did I just say that or at this point? It's like, whatever. Well, when I was still mad at my parents and I would tell the stories, like, that was weird because it was like, why am I like, and people would always go like, where you're, it's like, who gives the fuck where my parents are? They're here now and they're awesome. And it's like, I totally forgive them. And there's

No, I really have no, I just don't have any negative feelings about anything that's happened to me. Like, I really, truly have, like, done the work and I'm, you know, I'm, I'm so fucking happy. Like, I really feel good. So it's like, I don't have it now. But when I would go through that story and it would like, the comments would be like about my, that would feel bad. Because I'm like, you know, my parents know people and they probably, the caliber of the podcast I was going on. We're getting a little bit of higher. And I was like, oh, no, more people are watching these.

Well, it's like Tim Dillon and his Aunt Kathleen, that one episode where he just like, shit. on his aunt so hard, so hard, where I watch with my sister and I was like, I would love to do this to one of my hands. Like I would love to do this. Sister. You may have already said too much. Yeah, no, I actually already have said too much about my aunts lately. It is like an interesting thing, though, because it's like you don't want to drag people, but it's also like it is your life. Yeah, and also people relate to it because you hear.

story about your family. And it's also so funny. Always. It's so funny to talk show on your family. But like with my parents, like, I'm not, I don't know. My family would like love each other so it's fine. I don't really feel that anymore. But there's definitely like, you'll say something and then you're like, oh, shut it.

But then I'm working on just being like, psh cares. Yeah. Like that doesn't make me a bad person. You can fix any mistake you make. Do you think you're so okay with everything now because you're successful? Like if you didn't get to this point, would you be like, I'm not going to lie. I did just order a Tesla. I'm feeling pretty good about getting jazzed on in high school by my teacher.

I want to send a thank you note to my teacher. Well, you're doing great. I mean, obviously, like, I feel, I said this to Nikki Glazer yesterday, too, when we had her on that, like, I felt like during the pandemic, all the comedians just utilized YouTube to such a higher extent than they were before. And then I wish so badly you had said to Whitney or to Nikki, like, I just feel like over the pandemic, Annie Letterman's been doing. I would love to just see. I did mention you. Oh, she would like, I mean, we're friends and everything, but it's so funny. When someone mentioned someone else and you're like, oh, I thought you were talking about me.

Obviously, I did. I rattled off. Like you started to say the thank you. You did raddle off. I rattled off. Rogan. Tim. Chrissy D.

Like I was like all these people. She was like, me too. It's so funny. Who did that to me? Some guy that was opening for me on one of these weekends I was doing, he was like, oh, we was talking about this club. He's like, it used to be so awesome. Like back in the day and I was like thinking he was going to go like one eye.

Yeah, yeah. You know, when great comics like, and I was like, and then he was like listing people that I'm like, I am so much better than them. Like, I was like, when do I come up in this? Yeah, as long as your name is mentioned in the mix, I feel like it's fun. And they're like, chill ego, chill ego, you're good. You know what you are. I start swallowing them. You, I feel like I heard maybe you and Whitney weren't like hitting it off right away, right?

Is that something? Whitney, okay, so Whitney judged the roast battle that I was on. So Jason Reitman, who's actually directing the new Ghostbusters, was. wanted to direct a documentary about roast battle. He's like, this is the only place you can be real. It's like, it is kind of. With cameras on. But so he wanted to like film it.

And so he, they had me battling against one of my friends and like a couple other people battling. And then they like, you know, came and filmed us like getting ready and stuff like that. And I was like, Sundance, we'll do it. I'm in. And Whitney was one of the judges. And Whitney kept saying things like, I was just in Rose Festival. battle mode so I was like I'm gonna fucking kill everyone here you know and my friend had just been saying crazy mean things to me I was saying mean things to him too but it was just like you know you're in

like I'm like in like battle mode yeah yeah yeah and she was like you know she said I'm like you should smile more up there and I was like oh no I was like I'm not on the streets of New York anymore like you know what I mean and then so there was like that but she wrote me this whole text message that was like it was so fucking sweet because I didn't even think she like remembered me even noticed that I mean I love that I think I'm like getting away with like just shading someone so hard and it's like I'm the most obvious people when I compliment people that don't believe me they're like fuck you yeah yeah yeah I was thinking I'm sorry being serious I don't like your eyebrows and bitch yeah um but so she yeah she saw it and she got my number from someone but she was like

so much more successful than me at that point you know it was like I'm like oh my god this famous person's talking to me and so she texted me this whole thing like I'm so sorry I really like I didn't want to hurt your feelings blah blah this whole thing where I'm like it was like almost too much where I'm like bitch chill and so I thought it was like really nice but kind of crazy you know so then I'm like showing my friend Thomas Dale hilarious

he's like a clairvoyant now I don't know what he's up but if you want a reading hit him up you shouted out so many fucking people into this camera because I'm a fucking I'm a good friend motherfuckers when people ask me for help I'm like you're going to get it when I want to give it to you

I'm always helping bitches but so So I was sitting with him at lunch and I was like showing him. This was like three days later, okay? I was showing him the Whitney text. And then we were like talking shit on stuff and I like, actually another female comedian. We were talking like mad shit on this other comic. And I like grabbed my phone weird and I had been recording it and I sent her the voice memo. No.

How mentally ill is it to send? And it's three days later. have for sure have had that moment where I didn't realize that it was doing the voice memo thing. And it's sad. But I always catch it before it actually it sends. And then what the fuck happened? Then I was like, um, I was like, hey, like I sent it and I was like,

oh, it's so awkward. I was like once I did this with my diarrhea, like it's worse. Oh my God. I actually would have rather diarrhea. But it was just so, it was like so crazy to like talk shit on another. It was another like famous comedian that we were just having a fun time. I'm just fucking destroying her. And I don't talk shit like that anymore. It's always fun until you get caught. You're always having a great time.

I had some friends, like, have an intervention with me once. Where they're like, you are so, you talk so much shit. And I was like, I mean, everyone else did too. But I was like, I refuse to tell people when other people talk shit on them. So I kind of got thrown under the bus where I was like, you guys were talking shit on her too. But I didn't want to say it. So I was just like, okay. Yeah.

But when I really thought about it, I was like, they were fucking so right. And I definitely was being so judgmental. Yeah. And then what did Whitney? say to all that. Oh, to that? She completely ignored it and then we became friends later. Wait, what do you mean she didn't? She didn't answer your voice? No, she'd given me enough. The famous

woman had given me enough. Yeah, yeah. The famous woman, I was like living in my car. How badly did you want to jump after that? No, when I, I was like, I'll just hit her up when I see her again and then I don't think I ever saw her for a while. Oh my God. It's, you know what? I just like... That's just... You know what it is about being a comedian though? When you

humiliate yourself, it's like, okay, I got a bit or something. It's funny, it's fine. You know, so it's like, it's okay. It's sitcom. It's part of this. It's a great episode. It's a great episode. That's great. That's what I'm saying. It's a top rated. Yeah, exactly. So I found you from the comedy store documentary. How do you get involved with the comedy store? They like picked Mike Binder, the guy who directed it. How do you get involved with the documentary or the comedy store? Both like because I feel like it's so incredibly hard to even get your foot in the door there. It was so easy. All you got to do is get jazzed on a couple times.

I'm just saying you just fucked whoever to get through the door. No, no, no, no. No, I'm telling you it was my, I think I was getting karma back from all the fucking rubble shit my childhood. So I had no clue what the comedy store was. Like, I just was doing comedy in New York just like, you got to do five mics and I. I'm like crying blood at the end of like just bombing everywhere. But I got good because I just was like hustle, hustle, hustle. So I was just blinders on working on the jokes, had no clue about like the industry or any of that stuff. When I got into the Montreal Comedy Festival, a year and a half in.

Yeah. No big deal, guys. And it wasn't because I was fucking anyone. It was because I was good. all the girls That's what she says People No all the girls that spread rumors

Always girls with sisters That I was fucking That I fucked the guy to get in I'm like When would I've had time I was too busy Working harder than you And none of them do comedy anymore

So it's like And they're not fat Well they had kids But so They were the ones They were the ones Fucking people But they were

Or they would have liked to Yeah Yeah I know They're like pregnant With like the bookers baby now They got fat I mean pregnant But still

It's still chubby in a way But so the cancals don't always come But they do for them The Lord gave my enemies cancels And I want to thank them for that But so So I didn't know about like Until I went to Montreal

And people were like I bombed Everyone bombed on my show Except one guy Joe Mackey killed And it was like all industry people And then Howie Mandel I was like Fuck you, I love Howie I just remember looking at him like

Oh he just opened for me dude That is incredible We love Howie He moved right past me He's so like We had him on our show one time, and Noah, like, caught. Was it you who coughed, like, when we were recording? It was you, right?

Like, Noah, like, coughed, like, in the room, and he was, like, No, it's real. He really has. Yeah, I won't know everything. We didn't shake our hands. And to do comedy, which is so, like, you'll go on after people. I'm like, I'm like, I've got, like, Bill Burr spit. I've got Tim Dillon spit.

I've just got, like, nasty men spit in my face. And then I'm always one of those people, like, I get off stage and I see that there's, like, lipstick down here. and I'm like, oh no, that means I was touching it to my mouth. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, don't blow it, whore. Yeah. But so, anyway, so I went to the comedy store, and when I was in Montreal and I bombed,

like, people would come up with like, don't worry, you got a good look. And I was like, what do you mean you have got a good look? Like, it just never even occurred to me that, like, it wasn't like, that there were other things involved other than just being good at comedy. I was like so pissed when I, they would say that. But then, you know, I did get Chelsea Lili, and I did a bunch of things after that. And I guess I did have a good look. But Chelsea Liley was the best.

Wasn't that so good? I really was a cave-back. I really was a kid-show was like kind of like it was all the same producers and stuff but then that didn't Chelsea Laley was great because it's just like

it was a time where people were starting to like not say what they actually felt but everyone on Chelsea Laley still said how they actually felt. I know if you take clips from that it's insane. No I know everyone's canceled

yeah like I think E pulled all of it I don't think I can find them. I don't know they don't play it yeah you can't really find them anymore that's unfortunate yeah it wasn't that long ago. It's very fortunate for all.

for you guys. I'm like, poor Chewy, RIP. You really got the brunt of some, the last little touch of a loud racism. Oh, I had to ask you this, once again, my sister who you hate for some reason already. She didn't say, she hates that I have a sister. Older sisters are biches.

You guys will go, this is what I think. That's what she said. No, this is what I think. I think you guys will, I think women with sisters will dig harder at each other because there's like a, you know how to battle. it. Yeah, you work through it. You have that logic does actually make a lot of sense

because I do think that sisters go a little bit deeper sometimes. But I'm like, I'm like, then they need to. And then if you bring that energy to your friends. My sister has said some of the meanest things ever to me. But she wanted me to ask if you're going to Bobby Lee's 50th birthday. I am going to go to Bobby Lee's 50. Is that crazy he's 50? It's like, ew, all my friends are so all. Like, what?

What are the expectations for that? For the party? Yeah. it's going to be great every time I go to a party with these people I meet like one of my heroes or something like do you watch the show show on FX have you seen it? Oh my God David Cho is like this amazing artist and I watch I was watching his show like he he knows what I'm like screaming with my boyfriend like I think I'm like he would fucking love me I'm like trying to like say all this stuff to him like he understands cancel culture I was

like that you know and then it was so funny because then Bobby we were I was out of party with Bobby and we were having this whole discussion about like you know the difference between being an actor and needing like outward validation being an artist and having an inward look as of control and he we're having this whole conversation and Bobby's like throwing off what I'm saying then fucking David Cho shows up where I'm like did I manifest this motherfucker yeah yeah yeah I manifested him I was watching him last night screaming at the camera and then or at the the TV then he shows up um has the exact same conversation with Bobby I'm like I just said that I'm like repeating myself like Bobby I said this I said that and then he goes

I love you and I go, of course you do. I knew her screaming at the kid. I just said to my, I'm like, Todd, did I not just scream at a fucking TV and said this guy's going to fucking love me? But we haven't talked since. But he doesn't remember me. No, but Bobby Lee's parties are so good. Colila is like, she and her mom will like cook all this crazy food.

It's like, they had a flon that was like bigger than this table. Like it's just, it's crazy. It's always fun over there. There's like a bunch of cute kids. Like it's like a fun. Oh, good. It's a good party. Yeah.

At the party. Love it. Well, it's, you know, you go like, okay. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. You know who's married. Okay. We got to wrap up because I think KFC's going to kill us if we don't let you go to him.

You don't go on his show yet, right? No. But come on. But I want to- Skype. No, no, no. But I want to ask you before.

Can I come back? I'm here till Monday. Please. I want to, let's just do something not even on this. Let's just come up with something else. Some type of video. You get nothing. Yeah, yeah.

Let's just privately do it. It's something. Favorite comedian, like, personally, that you and, enjoy watching if you do watch them. Dave Attell is my favorite comedian to watch. I still love Louis. I go on the road with him sometimes. He's just,

his stuff is so funny. Bonnie McFarlane is, I think, the number one funniest person on this earth. Have you met her yet? No. We're writing a movie together and it's like,

talk about fucking synchron. Like everything's just a line. We're just like, oh my God, this is like going to be so fucking good. My agent tried to send me what all of the networks are looking for,

what all of the studios are looking for and I like never opened the thing I was like I don't give about fuck yeah yeah yeah we're making what I want yeah but um you're gonna like oh you're gonna like look at the list and it's gonna be like an exact description of the movie that you guys do you feel like you can't do something directly with Whitney because I remember Rogan telling you guys both like you guys gotta do a podcast she's just so busy dude Whitney Whitney treats every moment of her life like it's an NBC sitcom she not like the way you do like literally like she's like a showrunner like everything is like the lights the camera

everything is so highly produced that everything she does so like I don't I think her head would explode if she had to do another podcast but with that said I did just text her I think a name we're all gonna die or we're all gonna die should be the name of instead of trauma bond oh yeah because trauma bond is what he kept saying yeah it could happen it could you guys both you have your own podcast and then you do yeah I'm bringing my podcast about Yeah, well. I took a hateous for. Your podcast was bloodbath and it turned to trash Tuesdays.

Now it's Trash Tuesday, yeah. Why the name changed? You guys were popping off on YouTube. Everything's going well. Why didn't we change the name? Well, there was a, you know, there was like a legal thing. Oh, okay. We don't talk about to protect the others.

All right. All right. We won't. But, you know. Trash Tuesdays. Go follow Trash Tuesdays. I said no to Trash Tuesday. And then it ended up being the name and I was like, okay.

So you don't love. the name trash Tuesdays, but you're just going with it. It's like, now I kind of like that people hate it so much. It kind of makes me like it more. People were like, how do it? But bloodbath was so good. Yeah. Because it just was such a fun, like... You guys had cute promo pictures. Yeah, it was good. Not to make you feel upset about it.

No, that's okay. I'm not upset about it because whatever happens is fine. And I am like totally for people having what's fair and what's right and stuff like that. Yeah. People are watching anyway, so that's all it matters. What else do you want to plug before we hang up? Watch on YouTube. Don't waste the cuteness. My Instagram, you have to type my entire name in A-N-N-I-E-L-E-E-E-R-M-N because this bitch is shadow-Bet. A lot of nipples but blurred. You don't get to see her full nipple.

They're made for not showing the nipple here, I'm telling you. And then I have, oh, Caroline's this weekend. I don't know when does this come out. This won't come out until after that. Caroline's was so sick. You missed it. I sold out every show. It's crazy.

I got a book deal, movie deal. It was like really wild. Yeah. What time? When does it come out? Just go to my website. You can get my merch. I draw all my own merch.

It's all my own drawings. And then, yeah, check out my tour dates at annie letterman.com. There we go. Thank you so much for coming. My girls. It's been a little bit since I've checked in on everybody if they're taking their vitamins right now. Are you guys taking care of yourself? Are you taking care of specifically the best place to get your vitamins?

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Welcome to the show, ladies. Thank you. We're happy to be here. We are very excited. Why do you guys think you can compete? Yeah, so we've been friends for like 12 years. Oh, perfect. We would hang out, scroll through Perez Hilton,

just read those stories all day. Obviously, we don't want, or read for us Hilton. Yeah. We don't spend like ticks back and forth. That's totally fine. I think we all did that. No, and a longer friendship, I just think sometimes people are really in sync, you know? Yeah, they get it.

Yeah, for sure. So we'll see what happens. For the rules, there are 15 questions. Whoever is the most points at the end of 15 questions will be the winner if you get the question wrong. The other team has the opportunity to steal. To determine who goes first, Noah will say a movie where we have to guess the Rotten Tomato score. Whoever is the closest team, we'll get to go first.

We will alternate picks. So Maria and Nora, you guys can throw out your first selection, and then we'll continue from there. So, Noah, what is today's movie? Today's movie is knocked up. Ooh. Sticking with the- Go first? Yeah, sure, I'll go first.

I feel like it's wrong-com, right? I guess technically, yeah. August 55. 39. Oh, my God. Every time I think they're like these movies are going to be so high and then everybody guesses low. Go high then. No, I'm Maria's too.

Oh, 68. Yeah. You went 39. So if it's lower than that, you're locked in. I'm going to go 88. 89. Wow. I almost said...

God damn it, I almost said 89. That would have been awesome. And I thought it wouldn't be too high. 80's still good though. 88's still good. Love it. We haven't got one right in a while. No, we haven't.

We've got weeks of getting it wrong. Yeah. All right. First question. Shout out Abby from Boston. Who are the current judges and the host of the most recent season

of America's Got Talent? This is all you, Fran. The host is Terry Cruz. The judges are Simon Cowell, Heidi Klum, Sophia Vergara, and Howie Mandel. Final answer. Correct. You know that you know it, but for some reason, it seemed like you were really thinking about it. Yeah, I just wanted to make sure. Yeah, wanted to go slow. All right, one nothing, Ryan Fran. This one is to Maria and Nora. Well, that's confusing. Yeah, it is a little bit.

All right, shout out Megan from Houston. In the movie Parent Trap, which other actress auditioned for the roles of Hallie and Annie? A, Scarlett Johansson, B, Amanda Seafreed, C. Hillary D. Amanda Binds. Okay, I feel like Hillary Duff is sticking out to me. Okay. In that lineup?

But was she a child actress? Like, before Lizzie McGuire. No. Okay. Why was I thinking? No, not a mid. Should we say Hillary Duff? Sure. Okay. See Hillary Duff. Incorrect. I think it might be Scarlett Johansson. I'm in between Scarlett Johansson and Amanda Seyfried. Is it safe? I ciphered. I don't know. Oh, I said Cifree. He said something wrong and then that's crudess. It just seems like she was, it seems like she'd be auditioning around that time. Ten seconds.

My gut is telling me Amanda. Okay, then let's go with that. If that's your gut, then let's go with your gut. I don't have a gut. Okay. B, final answer, B. Incorrect. Scarlet Johanssen.

It is Scarlet Joanson. I'm sorry, Ria. I really, for some reason, I had a feeling it was her. All right. Still one nothing, Rian, Fran. There was some other story about her auditioning for a role like that she didn't get. Amanda Seifree. Yeah, I guess it was a parent trap.

Seifred. Next question. All right, shout up Bailey for this. question. This wants to rean Fran. In Hannah Montana, what is Oliver's stage name when he goes out with Hannah and Lola? Why?

Why am I blanking on this? Oh, no, I know. He's got the whole outfit with the what's not coming to me. Me either. She's not coming. Five seconds. We're going to have to give this one up. I don't even have a guess. I can't do anything. To Maria and Nora now. Damn it.

Okay. I literally don't know. I can picture him too in the outfit. It's like Lola and Montana and couldn't tell me. Yeah, I don't know. Nothing, wow. No guess is. God. And it feels like

it's on the tip of my tongue, but it's not. Yeah. Wait, what's Rico's okay? Well, yeah. Yeah, no guess. Okay. The correct answer is Mike Stanley the third. Oh, Mike Stan. Yep. I was back to him.

Shit, I was never going to remember that. That was never coming. All right. Still 1-0-N-Fran. This question is to Maria and Nora. Shout out Larkin from Fort Worth, Texas. What actors voiced Sully and Mike Wasowski in Monsters, Inc? Oh.

Okay. Sully is... Is it it the guy from one who I'm right, Sally? From Mike Vossoly. Yes. What's his name? Blank and Blank in Meg Ryan. Bill?

No. She, that's how to go in my grind. 10 seconds. What is his name? Oh, God. Mm-hmm. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Three, two, one. Yeah. Nothing. You guys were right. Billy Crystal. Yeah. Is my right. And then I think Sully is John Goodman.

I'm going to go final answer to John Goodman. Billy Crystal. Correct. Wow, good for you, Fran. I'm having a tough game. I would like to say I'm not having a great brain day. Thank you. So I want to get out of it.

Just getting out of it. I'm not having a great brain day. All right. It's foggy up in here. 2-0-0-0. I need like a windshield wiper to wipe it down. This question is to Re-Fran. They're up 2-0.

Shout out Jillian with a J from Illinois. Just want to specify because the next question, it's Jillian with a G. Oh, there you go. Which of the following celebrities did not guest star on Wizards of Waverly Place? A, The Rock, B, Sydney Crawford, C, Zendaya, D. Shakira.

Both Shakira and Sydney Crawford, definitely. The Rock and what was the other one? Zendaya. I don't think Zendaya was on Wizards. Zendaya, I would think never was on Wizards. Unless there was one, some shake it up. Well, here is the thing? get up crossover at some point.

Here's the thing. Or those ever on at the same time. Always, they would put whoever was going to be on a new Disney show, they would have a guest spot on another Disney show prior. Time so. Go with Zendai. Zendai.

Final answer. Correct. Okay. Cool. You really talked to. You were talking yourself out of it and then said Zendaya. I final answer. 3-0.

Rian Fran. Shout out Jillian with a G. from Haymarket, Virginia. Which season did Milakounish and Ashton Cuser appear on for the Bachelor and or Bachelorette? A. Nick Vial. B. Beckett Cuff, Rachel Lindsay, D. Ari. Why do I think it was Ari? I think it's Ari too. Okay, D. Ari. Incorrect. No. I was in between Ari and Becca.

I think... Let's go Becca. I think Becca. I think Becca, Becca Coofer, I find a lot. answer. Incorrect. Rachel Lindsay. Wow. Huh.

Would you look at that? Learn something new every day. Would not have known that one. All right. 3-0. Rianne Fran. This one is to them. Oh, shout out Gillian with a G again.

Wow. From Haymarket Virginia. Oh my goodness. Working overtime. She should be getting paid for this. All right. Miley Sires was just 13 years old when she began her show.

Hannah Montana. How old was her co-star Jason Earls who played her teenage brother when beginning the show? I'll give you some options. Really? Okay. Yeah, I think I know the multiple choice. A, you already know? No, just say the multiple choices. Okay, A, 28, B 32, C20, D 18. Pretty sure it's 32. It's got to be, I was thinking 28. If she was 13, when he started, he's not more than 50. 15 years older than that. I think he's like 40 now. All right.

28. 28, final answer. He's definitely, it was, I was like, God, if he had been 32, that would have been wild. 20 years older than Miley Cyrus. I mean, 28, though, is not that. No, I know it's not that much better, but. All right.

For nothing, Re and Fran. Yeah, Maria and I are going to have to start making a comeback. Shout out Alexa from Bucks County, Pennsylvania. Finius and Biblius. Billy Eilish revealed that what TV show intro song inspired the music for Bad Guy. Trying to think of a bad guy. I know they use, like, the sound of like a crosswalk. What would do you do to do?

It's a TV show. It's a TV show. We could guess that. I mean, it's definitely like something. Like a crime show or? I feel like that's a good guess. Like SvU. Yeah.

We'll go with SvU. In correct. I think that we are really. Um, like, why do I want to go back to Wizards of Waverly Place? Like, don't they kind of sound similar? Yeah, it does. Yeah, does. Let's just say that because I don't have an answer.

Okay, we're going to go with, because I just feel like they, like, loved, Billy Elish loves all the shows. Wizards of Waverly Place. Which is what song? The theme song of Wizards of Waverly Place. You don't know everything's going to be a breeze. You need the name of the song? That's wheeze. Who knows the name of theme songs?

I'm right of course and boring. Wait, last please. Everything is not what it seems. Is that the name of the song? I don't know. I guess that's what we just have to go with because we don't know the name of the theme song. Correct.

Okay, geez. Everything is that what it seems. He really made us work for that. Wow. Yeah, they sound very similar. Yes. Oh, my God. Fran.

Great brain day for you. Five nothing. Someone's got to have a. good brain day today. Five nothing. Okay. This question's three and friend. Shout out Megan from Chicago. Rank the Kardashian Jenner's

by who has posted the most Instagram photos. Just the girls, not, Rob. Just the girls. Who posted the most photos on their grids. Yes. Kim definitely post the most. Has to be Kim. Then I'm saying Kylie.

Yeah. Then I'm going, Chloe. Courtney, Kendall. Yeah. I say, repeat that again. Kim, Kylie, Chloe, Courtney, Courtney, Kendall. Do we want to switch Chloe and Kyler? No, I was between Chloe and Courtney and Courtney.

Who posts more? I just feel like because Courtney posts so much now, but maybe she didn't use to. That was our first feeling. Kim, Kylie, Chloe, Courtney, Kendall. That's our final answer. Incorrect. Okay.

Okay. I kind of feel like Kendall has more. Kendall has more? Like, not the most, but I feel like Kim does well or Kylie. I think Kim, Kylie. The next thing. Chloe. I think Chloe Kendall, Courtney.

We have to repeat it. Yeah. Kim, say it one more time. Okay. Kim, Kylie, Chloe, Chloe. Kendall, Courtney. Incorrect. Shit.

What is it? It's Kylie, Kim, Courtney, Chloe, Kendall. Damn. Oh. Oh, okay. So I was right. Kendall doesn't even have more than a thousand. I was right about the Courtney Chloe switch,

but Kyla didn't think Kylie. Kylie has 6,000. Well, it's probably more, she's probably posted since this, but almost 7,000 and Kendall has under a thousand. Wow. That's a big difference. Okay. This is a movie clip.

Oh, boy. All right. to Maria and Nora. I play this clip. You tell me what movie it's from. Can you play it? Play it one more time now. Yeah, let me try it.

Okay. Yeah, play it again. Is that Jonah Hill? I think so. Okay. Is that John the Hill? Yeah, I think. Okay.

What would it? I need a 15 more second. Okay. Is it 21 Jump Street? I'm trying to say that. Yeah, I'm just saying it. And I answer 21 Jump Street. Incorrect.

Oh, you are a sly, sly dog. It's 22. It's 22 Jump Street. I'm sorry. I hate to do that, too. I'm going to say, though, I knew it was 22 Jump Street because I did, I love 22 Jump Street. That's right before the famous I'm Jeff. Yes, yes.

My name's Jeff. I'm like, that one better too close. Oh, that one killed me. Noah. Hey, I don't, yeah. I did think about that, like, it's going to be hard to know which one it is, but. Yeah, well, I feel like, unless you're very familiar with both movies. Yeah, and 21 Jump Street is just so, like, you know what's in 21 Jump Street.

You know what I mean? Yeah, I don't know. I mean, that's from the beginning, right, of 22 Jump Street, jump Street? Probably, like, more the middle, right? No, it's like, it's like towards the beginning. Yeah, yeah, okay. Okay. 6-0-0. Rianne Fran.

Oh, my God. I'm trying to add up one. Oh yeah, you guys lost. Sorry. No, no, no, we're going to keep going. They're playing for pride. They're playing for pride. Yeah, come out. Okay. This one is to Rian Fran. Shout out, Kate from Smithfield, Rhode Island.

In Disney's Inside Out, what emotion does Mindy Kaling voice? Mindy Kailing is... She's not sadness because that's Phyllis from the office. 10 seconds. Can we name all the emotions? Five seconds. It's not anger. It's not anger.

I'm going to go with fear. Final answer, fear. Incorrect. What is it? Is it like envy or jealousy or something? I think so. It's envy or is it jealousy? It would be envy.

Okay. Envy, final answer. Also incorrect. It's disgust. Disgust. Okay. All right. All right.

Disgust. I didn't realize that would be. I've watched that movie many times. Shout out. Emily from New Jersey. This one is two, Maria and Nora. In the iconic fight between J-Wow and Angelina on the Jersey Shore, what are the names of J-Wow's friends that she claims Ancelina was running her mouth to?

You guys are going to be disappointed. We've never watched. Oh, what? Oh, man. It's all right. I don't know the answer to this question. I think Ria has the answer, but I don't know the answer to this. J-420.

I'm pretty sure Bill And I'm pretty sure it's Joey Yanks I mean Joey Yanks, J-420 and Bill I think I'm fucking up Joey Yanks You are I can't count it but it's Johnny Yanks Oh yeah that

Are you sure I think it might be I'm gonna do a fact check right now Okay But J-420 Joey Yanks Bill

Oh wait Uh-oh. You're right. I knew it. You're right. I knew it. All right, Emily from New Jersey. Come on.

But, yes, you get the point. Because somebody DM me the other day being like, my friend knows J-420, Joey Yanks, and Bill, if you want to get them on the podcast. Oh, my God. What a request. All right. That's such a funny one to fight against. No, no, no.

His name was Joey Yanks. It's Joey Yanks. It's crazy that you just, you know, Bill. Just Bill J-420 Joey Yanks Bill All right

7-0 That's really funny Have you guys ever had a shutout Not to put pressure on Maria No Don't be the first shutout Guys don't be the first shut-up I think there was one

That was close But Yeah I don't think you've had a full-on shut-out Okay This question is To Maria and Fran

What is the name Shoutout Rose from Rochester Minnesota what is the name of the city that Stranger Things takes place in? I can't even think of what's... I don't know. I watched Stranger Things, but not like... I've watched all of Stranger Things. All of them. All seasons.

I can, like, see it, like, on a shirt, like, you can buy... I don't know. I've got nothing. Nothing? Nothing. Maria and Nora. Okay, they're in Indiana. Yeah. And what is the name?

I know it's Indiana. It's like... I have to have any idea. No. I'm like losing it. It's not a good friend day. For us. Five seconds. I have no idea.

No. Time's up. Nothing. No. Hawkins. Oh. God. God, that's what that one hurts.

Yeah. That one hurts because when you hear it, you're like, yeah, that makes sense. All right. This question is to Maria and Nora. And I'm hoping you get this question. I feel like I can't get this. Have you guys seen stepbrothers? Yes.

Okay. Shout out Casey for this question. Were you going to use a different question if they said no? No, no. I just want to. Who signed Brennan's Samurai Sword and Step Brothers? Come on, guys. You got this.

Now we're just rooting for them to get questions. I literally don't know. It's going to be the safety we're going to find out and it's going to be. Okay. You are. All right, three seconds. No. I actually don't know this.

Randy Jackson. You're not going to not get Randy Jackson's autograph. All right. I have to admit, I really have only seen Stepbrothers like one time. Really? Stepbrothers is a fucking classic. That really is. is the definition of...

See, no, I'm not going to get into it with Fran. But I was just going to be like... Why are you so sweaty? It's a great... It's a great... It's a fantastic movie and I know... This house is a fucking... I know all the...

I know a lot of the quotes because everybody uses them all the time. Yeah. But... All right. This is the last question. I'm hoping you guys get around so they have one more chance. Okay. But...

Oh my God. Okay. Shout out Jamie from Boston. What two actors have made the most films together? A, James Franco and Seth Rogen B, Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson C, Adam Sandler and Rob Schneider D, Ben Affleck and Matt Damon

My gut tells me at Adam Sandler and Rob Schneider Rob Schneider's in every single one of his movies Right? Let's go with that one. It's got to be. Final answer, Adam Sandler and Rob Schneider Correct. Yeah, yep. That's a little bit. Wow, a shutout. No sorry, Maria Nora. Wow. I'm sorry. We did talk up a big game.

We did talk up a big game. Yeah, you guys were re-impressed Hilton growing up and, you know, 12 years of friendship. It was a great game, though. I'm sorry. 12 years of friendship out the window. No, no, guys, don't let this be the end. We appreciate you guys. Thank you so much.

But you still get merch. Hey, you go down in the books. You'll always be the first. You'll always be the team we shut out. it's just like the um it's just like we had our first international couple they'll go down yeah yep yep you guy we had our first OT last week shoot out yeah you will be in the history you will be remembered yeah thank you guys oh my thank you guys thank you guys so much for playing with us we really really appreciate it um and noa will check in with you guys and we'll send you guys

some merch thank you guys all right that That wraps up today's episode of Chicks in the Office. We will be back on studio on Wednesday for Bachelor in Paradise. Remember, tune into cutting stems because we got a big setup for Bachelor in Paradise cutting stem season. You guys are going to be so excited. It's on YouTube right after the episode Monday this week and then Tuesday is going forward. We love you guys. We hope you have a great week and we will talk to you on Wednesday.