Chicks in the Office - John Mayer on TikTok + Meghan Markle vs Buckingham Palace

Episode Date: March 5, 2021

John Mayer is berated by Swifties after joining TikTok (11:58-19:27). Tommy Fury & Jake Paul go back and forth over potential boxing match (19:50-26:27). Buckingham Palace investigating allegations that Meghan Markle bullied UK staff (28:50-38:53). North West's lizard wears custom SKIMS (39:14-43:24). Jason Sudeikis rumored to be dating Keeley Hazell (46:50-51:02). CITO merch > http://bit.ly/citomerch. Follow us on Instagram @chicksintheoffice and on Twitter @chicksintheoff + subscribe to our Snapchat show > http://bit.ly/thegroupchat & our YouTube > http://bit.ly/CITOYOUTUBE.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/chicks-in-the-office

Hey, Chicks in the Office listeners. You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon music. Everyone, it's Chicks in the Office with Ria and Fran, giving you that Friday energy on a Friday. Yeah, yeah. Woo-woo. Woo-woo.

No, no. Oh, was I supposed to do, yeah, yeah. Damn me. Let's try it again. I had a brain fart there. Okay, restart. Friday on a Friday. Yeah, yeah. Ooh, woo. Yeah. Oh, we nailed it. Yeah, that was way better. Way better. Okay, everybody. It's Friday. We are in March. Things are looking up. Okay. It's 2021 now. It started on March 1st. I know somebody, somebody tweeted out us. I was like, it's officially the new year. Yeah.

We finally made it. Yep. After month after month. And things, I feel like, you know, we're creeping back around. Maybe the weather's going to start changing. maybe winter's fading how i may i may or may not have spotted a 60 degree day possibly happening next week in new york a 60 degree day in new york i'm sitting outside in new york saying having myself a dinner yeah yeah and possibly a lunch yep maybe oh yeah oh yeah i don't know why we're we're recording next to each other right now and i feel like we're kind of riffing off each other and yeah we're we're new co-host i'm your co-hosts Ria, and this is, and this is Ria and Fran, and we're new to this. If you're watching on YouTube, this looks like we've never done a podcast before in our life.

We have this little tiny mic. I feel like I should be like, hi, I'm Fran and this is my best friend, Ria. Hi, I'm Ria, and this is my best friend, Fran. And today, we're going to be talking about the Click movie. No, I was going to say, like, today we're going to be talking about, like, shaving your legs. Do you use Nair or an actual razor? Yeah. I started off with Nair.

Have you ever bleached your up? lip no well let me tell you how bleat your upper lip is so random so random but i'm trying i was trying to think of something that like i did in middle school that i didn't know if other people did yeah joe with the joelene i i got i got a i got a stash situation i just shave mine i know that's terrible no no i i say don't do that i have a little i yeah i have a face tool like now that i yeah yeah but when i was in like seventh grade and my mom was like well you know what they say once you start shaving and it comes back faster and whatnot so to try and avoid that you put the little bleach on it to make it blonde and i made that work in middle school until it was like no you can't do this anymore right right that makes

sense yeah it depends on the day sometimes i'll wax it sometimes i'll shave it yeah that little tool thing depends on the day i use nair to shave my legs originally when i was younger because did that ever work I was always afraid to use it. So smooth. Wow. But I remember sitting in the car with my dad and I noticed how hairy my legs were and I was like, oh, dad, like my legs are so hairy. I was going to a go see.

And I was like, they're so hairy. And he was like, so take a scissor and cut them. And we got home and I told my mom and she was like, ah, just shave them or like use nair or something like, you don't take a scissor and cut your leg hair. And cut them. Just take a, take a scissor and cut it off. yeah sure let me just take us and cut it off sounds good this is now turned into what you said it was going to be just talking just giving out shaving tips yeah but yeah it very much feels like sometimes

it's like we really are just hanging out and it's like oh we got to record that show that we do called chicks in the office yeah and like i said the tiny microphone is making it seem even less official yeah the tiny microphone looks like a star wars character it does it could have eyes because it kind of has little legs like it could start moving if we were in a transfer performer's movie, this thing would start moving. I was going to say, do you ever get afraid that it's pop out and start using its arms and legs and come attack you? Yeah. If we were like in a Megan Fox situation, this thing's coming for us. I may write a movie about that about you and your microphone and your microphone coming to attack you in the middle of the night and then ensues chaos and in your

entire family. Oh, you go home to visit your family. You're staying with your mom, your dad, Joe's with you. You're having a lovely time. Oh, a dinner. You're having to sit around. great dinner, there's music playing in the background. Your dad made steak and a seared tuna with some sauces on the side and, you know, corn and salad. Not speaking from your experience. No, it's not like I've done this exact thing with your family. And we're playing music and everyone's having a good time.

Then all of a sudden you hear it. Beep, beep, beep, beep. And this little blue light on it turns red instead. And your mom goes, oh, oh, that must be the stuff in the oven. Let me go get it. Checks the oven. no, not ready. Evil microphone.

The even microphone comes and gets you. That's a good movie. That's a good movie. It traces you around the house. I'm never going to look at this microphone the same way again. I just scared you for the rest of the night. Every time it's going to be me being like, size in the sky up.

Are you thinking about it? Got some plans. You got to think about your protection plans going forward. Noah, are you lighting a candle? Yeah. That seems lovely. For a second, I looked up and thought he was just, fucking lighting up.

Like, I was like, wow, all right. I know he's, I was like, I know you're on mute and everything. I was about to say, that's savage. Like he knew. Well, the flame was like right by his mouth. I was like, oh, shit, okay. Okay, no, do your thing. Relax, enjoy yourself.

He is a one talk about. I just got a new candle. I can't explain the smell. You got a new one? It would smell the candle. Yes. It smells like wood. Yeah, I'm a big candle guy.

Yeah. Yeah, it's called Palo Santo. Oh, Palo Santo. With the wins. Nice. Yeah. Well, congrats on the new can. Thank you.

We're really happy for you. When did you think of the movie idea? Sounds great. Yeah. I don't think he was paying attention. That was a test. He has no idea if the movie was about it. And when I come from a box office success, you will be a part of it.

And that's really just what it comes down. Well, I could direct it, maybe. Oh, you can. You can edit it. I'd like to be the director, but. Oh, I thought you were in it. Oh, you want to be acting and director? It's about France family.

Yeah. Not, it's a movie I'm writing about her and her family. Okay. And maybe I'm over for dinner, but I'm not doing a character. Small, small side rules. So I have to be busy working on the script and directing. Yeah. So I'm like, you know, Olivia Wilde and don't worry, darling, I'm assuming.

Right. She's director, but she's got a role. Correct. And then you'll cast Harry Styles in it. And yes, Harry Seiles will be casted as France. Yeah, Joe's going to say Harry Seals will be playing the role of Joe. Yes. Yeah.

And then I take him from Fran. Because we're so scared of the microphone and we run off together. Okay. Anyways, the real redemption story there is the fact that real Joe is the only one to survive because we replaced him with. Yeah, he comes out of that room. He's like, where is everybody? Everyone's dead from the microphone. Oh, and he's the one who defeats it.

Yeah. It's actually a comeback story for him. My hero. Yeah. No, it's like, no, you're dead. And it's a comeback story for Joe. And then the sequel is a movie about Joe's life on how he continued on and got, he got cucked by Harry Styles.

Yeah. We'll pass someone really nice for him in the second one. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Anyways, moving on, time to get into the topics for today's show. We are going to be talking about John Mayer joining TikTok, which Noah is very excited about. Also talking about the buckingham.

No. No. Buckingham Palace, Rio. Buckingham Palace, not the Buckingham. Buckingham Palace. Buckingham. This is Noah and Fran Tommy. It's not the Buckingham Palace. It's just Buckingham Palace. Yep. Is opening an investigation on Megham Markle to see if she was a bully to her staff. There's some stories going around. Seems like the Queen is up to something. So we're going to dive into that. Northwest, Kim Kardashian. They got a new pet. It seems like they got this new cool lizards. It's ahead of the trends. We're in a skims row. We're going to talk about that. Also, Jason Sadecas. and his new relationship with Healy, potentially confirmed while he's also heartbroken.

And of course, Tommy Fury and Jake Paul have been going back and forth on Instagram. Will a fight happen? We'll find out. We sure hope so. So let's get into it starting off with John Mayer. So if you are an avid listener of this podcast, then you know my severe addiction to soda. You also know about my gallbladder problem, how it may have to be removed at this point because I'm eating like shit, putting shit in my body.

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but I feel like he did not expect this. And if that's the case, he wasn't, warned about TikTok enough. I didn't expect this. Does that make me stupid? Like, I just, like, if I was John Mayer, I wouldn't think that I'm going to start this TikTok account and get bombarded by Taylor Swift fans. If you are a big star that did not come from TikTok, not a TikTok star, like an actual celebrity like John Mayer, you should prepare for the comments to make fun of you until they die.

Like they, like, they just like, the jokes go so hard. And sometimes they just go too far. It's like, okay, the first one was funny. Now, so like if Brad Pitt, like, made a TikTok account, they would be like you cheated on Jennifer Anson or something. Yeah, they would be like, I don't think people care about Jennifer Anderson like that age or that demographic. I don't think they really like care as much to think about Taylor Swift. That's a good point. Right.

It is a different situation. But I do think the first one I get it, it's funny, ha ha, after a few comments. But it was thousands. It was thousands and thousands and thousands. It just kept going on. It's one of those things that it's like, I'm pretty sure John Mayer has changed. Like I feel like he has changed. I feel like he seems like a better person now.

He also is one of the greatest like singer, songwriter, guitarist ever. And all of these people that are commenting on the TikToks are just forgetting that. Like they think that Taylor Swift made John Mayer. and that's just not the case at all. Like John Mayer is John Mayer. He's not John Mayer because of Taylor Swift. I went to go look to see how many. Oh, okay.

So his first TikTok video has 17,000 comments on it. Yeah. And they're all about Taylor Swift, every single one of them. Yeah. What do, I don't even know, like, what do people say he did to Taylor? Like, what actually do people think he did to Taylor Swift? Well, she was only 19. She was only 19.

But like, if they had a relationship and like, Scott Disick's dating in 19-year-old. Like if it was consensual, like what, what's the problem? Well, no, you're getting a little to John Mayer Hardo here for us. No, I'm not. I'm just saying like, what do people think he did? It's more taking the lyrics of Dear John and interpreting them truly from Taylor Swift's point of view and how she felt like she was potentially, potentially not taking advantage of,

but just like wasn't emotionally, I can't believe I'm out to say emotionally intelligent, but emotionally intelligent enough to like be in that relationship. It's the same thing. Like imagine Jessica Simpson, what she said about dating John Mayer and how, you know, she felt like the stupidest person on earth when she dated him.

There's probably some similarities there. Yeah, I'm not saying John Mayer is like an angel, but like I'm sure he has changed. Like I feel like John Mayer has changed. I feel like he's talking about chanting funny of times. Like I just, it's one of those things that it's like, put a little respect on John Mayer's name as an artist. Because they just like go.

It's time to let it go. Yeah. It's like, we need to like, okay, they had a relationship. It didn't work out. And what, you know, whatever, like you said, like, okay, maybe he made them feel stupid. Not right at all. I'm not saying John Mayer was right by doing this. But like, let's allow some room for John Mayer to just be John Mayer at that point.

point. It's it is one of those things though that on TikTok this happens. People get a joke going and they just really just nail it in. Like they're going to really just nail it in. But now I'm seeing it change a little bit. I feel like it was the first few, but now he's been posting a few more. And it seems like there's more comments now being like, can everyone chill out with the comments and just let John Mayer be John Mayer? It seems like it's changing a little bit. Well, it's a good thing that he did keep posting the videos, right? Because I think the more videos he posts now, I think he has like six videos up. The more videos he posts, the more that people are just going to like get accustomed to him being on TikTok and aren't going to be like, okay, Taylor, Slip, Taylor, Slip, Taylor, Slip, Taylor, Slip, Taylor, Slip, Taylor, Slip.

So, and you're right about the joke thing. It sticks, then it goes away, comes back. It's like anytime any of the Jonas Brothers post John, John, who's John? John Mayer. I know. Joe Nick, I'm saying Joe Nick. I saw Frankie Jonas commented on John Mayer's TikTok being like, welcome to TikTok, John Mayer.

Yeah, well, that's what I'm saying, Frankie Jonas. Like, when any of the other Jonas brothers post on TikTok, there are always comments being like, you're just Frankie's brother. You're, aren't you Frankie's brother? Oh, my God, are you brothers with Frankie? Like, that's, it's just an inside joke. And John Mayer definitely, and I, at least John Mayer reacted. It was funny.

You know, the second video was him. reacting to, you know, point, he was like, point of view of me reading the comments on the first video. It's just like, oh, oh, he was like, you're grading me and I'm taking it. Okay. Yep. Yep. All right. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. All right. I'm, all right. I got it. Yeah. I think he's very funny. I think if you follow him on social media, you see he's very funny. So I feel like he's going to thrive on TikTok. And he's also doing some cool guitar videos. Like, he's doing guitar videos that people are loving now. And I'm, I just saw a comment that it's like, now the Swifties are, quiet because he's shredding on the guitar and they're like, what are we supposed to say to this guy?

Yeah. He's unbelievably talented. He's not like some Joe Schmoe off the street who hurt Taylor Swive. It's John Mayer. The first one was funny to make fun of because it was like, oh, me, no, don't know how to use TikTok. Yeah, yeah. I'm old. Right.

And that's what's easier to make fun of. To join TikTok. I wonder what took him so long to join TikTok. Like, it's so late. I feel like his managers were probably like, you got to get on there. Yeah. Yeah. It's time.

Yeah. I feel like it's, yeah, it's late, but it doesn't feel that late for someone like John Mayer. I just feel like

there's a lot of celebrities that are not on TikTok that are at that level of fame who are actually posting like their own videos. Right. He's got to bring that current mood back. Current mood was

RIP. That's what I'm saying. Like, if the people who watch current mood, they get it. They know John Mayor. He's changed. He's funny.

He's this, he's good guy. He means well. Or at least he does now. I'm not saying, listen, John Mayer back in the day, I was still very young when he was considered like a big douchebag. Just hearing stories about him, like he really did not sound great whatsoever. But it definitely seems like he's changed. No, like 2009, there's like some things that like I like definitely, I can't even like try

to defend like. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. If he changed like so. Right. Exactly. So Noah, are you like one of his like when he drops a TikTok, you got notifications?

for it? I don't, but I actually want to go check. I haven't checked in a few days. I'm going to go check right there. There are a few more videos up there. I saw the neon one. Yeah. Yeah. All around very cool stuff. And the comments will eventually stop. Our guy Tommy Fury seems like he's gone in the middle of it with Jake Paul. We did not see this coming. But I'm very excited about it because we love Tommy Fury. If you've watched Love Island season five, then you also love Tommy Fury. If you haven't watched it all right, Oh, yeah, Love Island Season 5, UK, to be exact. And if you haven't watched, please do.

Because Tommy Fury will become one of your favorite reality stars of all time. He, out of every show I've made Hank watch, he is obsessed with Tommy Fury. He loves Tommy Fury. He's like he's one of the best reality TV show people I've ever seen. He has such a great personality. He's so charismatic. He's hot as fuck. He's got a great girlfriend, Molly May.

He seems like a great boyfriend to Molly May. All around, perfect. He's also a fighter. And he is the brother. to Tyson Fury, who you should all know. I feel like Tyson Fury is just a name you know. Yeah. And if you don't, if you don't, massive box are very popular, very large man who is very good at boxing. Very good at boxing. And so he's his brother. Tommy's also a fighter, trains all the time. He's won some fights recently. And him and Jake Paul have been going back and forth. Challenge, well, Tommy Fury challenged

Jake Paul. And Jake Paul is mocking Tommy Fury back. And Jake, And then Tommy Fury got serious. And he put on a little blonde wig to imitate Jake Paul. And just it seems like the Tommy Fury we all know and love, the funny, goofy one, turned serious for a second. And I was enjoying it. I want Tommy Fury to destroy Jake Paul. Yeah. So Tommy Fury has been training the last few months for a fight.

And I believe in his last fight, he like knocked the guy out in like five seconds. Like it was like really quick. And so Tyson had gone on. Twitter too and was congratulating Tommy, great fight. And at the end of the tweet, he had said, you know, that he should take, like, he'll knock out Jake Paul or whatever. And now Tommy and Jake Paul have been going back and forth. But the one thing I will say, and I am very much enjoying the back and forth, Jake Paul knows how to be in these kinds of situations. He knows how to push the right buttons and to say to right things and to get like really, really animated about it.

sweet, sweet Tommy, I just think, like, doesn't really know as much how to be in, like, a beef. Like, something just about his Instagram stories kind of made me laugh because he's just like, and I don't know if it's the accent or it's like the way he holds his phone. It's like he doesn't know how to, like, make an Instagram story. And he's just like, oh, why don't you behind your desk, Jake? Like, step up. Like, I'll fight you. I'll take you down.

And Jake is obviously very into the, the, the, pre-fight arguings and all those all those kinds of things but this would this is a fight that they really should make happen they should and I really should make happen and I'm not quite sure this

this size situation I think people were talking about how they're different sizes but like I don't know it works we saw Jake fight date Robinson who's obviously much smaller than Jake is height wise so

it's very it's it's interesting the back and forth is funny little i think Tommy went into like molly may's closet and grabbed her extensions to put on his head to pretend to be to pretend to be jake paul but for view like views too this would be a smart fight for jake paul to take i agree i just and tommy for that matter yeah i just have a feeling jake paul's not going to do it because he knows that tommy fury is an actual fighter and he probably but he can get away But no, but I think that he also probably doesn't realize how big Love Island is. You know what I mean? So he'll just like write Tommy Fury off as somebody who's like whatever like, oh, you're not, you're not Tyson Fury.

You're Tommy Fury. Right. That's his whole thing. So he's going to make him. He's just going to make him like belittle Tommy Fury and make it seem like he shouldn't fight him. But I think it would be a great fight. I think so many people would watch that because so many people love Tommy Fury. And they would be rooting so hard for him.

but then also people would be rooting for Jake Paul, too, that, like, just like to see Jake Paul as a fighter. I don't. I, like, wish Jake Paul would just fucking get destroyed. Like, I love to watch Logan Paul knock out Jake Paul. I don't know if we're there yet, though. Like, I feel like, I don't know why. It's like, Jake Paul's a good fighter all of a sudden. You can't even discredit him because he's, like, not bad.

Right. He, and I think a lot of people now are giving him a tad bit more credit. Like, they're kind of referring to him, um, not as, a full-blown boxer, but enough where it's like they are not completely writing him off. And Jay Paul's whole thing now is like that he wants to fight real, right, fight real boxers. Like this is the career path he wants to go on. He wants to be a legitimate boxer. And if that's the case, then he should continue to fight like people like this.

Like Tommy Fury would be a great entry more into the boxing world of fighting someone that is actually a legit boxer but also has like fame outside of boxing you know like obviously jake paul's he's known outside of boxing and Tommy Fury when he went on love island he was a boxer but i don't think he had necessarily fought that much at that point and it was more like oh here's Tyson Fier's brother on love island and now i feel like he's also trying to establish his name more as a legitimate boxer. So it feels pretty mutually beneficial if these two wanted to get into the ring

and fight each other. And I think the views would be fantastic. It would get so much attention and not only in the US, but also in the UK. And combined, I feel like it would be massive. Yeah, I agree. I think it's a no-brainer.

I think they should do it. We'd also love to just, I think Tommy Fury would destroy Jay Paul. Molly May, ringside. Oh, my God. Molly May ringside. You can't write it better. She just would look fantastic.

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And I feel like if you are also interested in the royal family, you also have these friends where it's like, oh, you want to talk about the royals? Let's fucking get into it. And there's been, there's a big interview coming up Sunday night. Harry and Megan are sitting down with Oprah. we've seen all the clips the teasers it's supposed to be some massive tell-all interview megan you know Oprah there's a clip of Oprah saying like nothing's off the table we're digging into everything who I love when nothing's off the table yeah nothing's off the table see like I don't care about the royal family

in terms of like dated but a tell all interview gets hell all interview like I'm tingling yeah exactly because I want I don't care about the royal family because I I just I'm like why do we care so much about this family that's like curated into like worship like we must worship the royal family but for what reason like tell me why I should worship them I know that sounds ridiculous but it just has never interested me once again one of those things I love it because I think it's a good but that's why I'm hyped to hear about what they have to say about it because I'm like maybe that will solidify what I feel about the royal family and I do like it when we have these topics too because I think sometimes so many people say to us

like, oh, you and Ria always agree on everything and you always like, you always like the same stuff. And it's like, well, here's something. Well, see, that or, but I get separate from you, I get like, Ria, it's really not nice when you just like don't care about what Fran cares about. And it's like, what am I supposed to say? Pretend? Yeah, you want me to lie to you or you want me to be honest with you. I'm not like, Fran, don't talk about it. I'm just saying on my day and day basis, I don't care. Which is so fine. It doesn't get like. But you can die and enjoy. You talk about it. And but the thing is you can respect when the drama is good.

Oh, and today, like today, the drama is good. Because there are times when I say shit about the royal family do you and you're like, that's so boring. I'm like, okay, you're probably right. That probably is boring. Yeah, but for this, it's like this. The queen is up to something. And that's what I mean with the royal family.

Why am I supposed to worship the queen when I don't really think she's this fantastic woman? I think the queen is into some shady shit. You know, I'm not too. to like what, you know, Princess Die and all those. Yeah, yeah. Conspiracy theories and whatever. But like, look, she, I'm just saying the woman has a lot of power. The royal family is highly suspicious.

And I think the queen is called the queen for a reason. She's doing some shady shit. Nobody in power is clean. They're not. Nobody who is in a position of power like that is 100% clean through and through. They live their life. So, oh, I'm so nice and I care for everybody. And I do.

No, they're sleazy. There's, there's, there's conspiracy. They do shady shit. There's conspiracies out there about the queen and Epstein and how that all went down because Epstein and Prince Andrew were close and Prince Andrew was very involved in that. And so to cover up Prince Andrew's involvement and protect the family, the queen had, you know, done some things. But this is all alleged, no facts, literally no factual information at this.

Yeah, Megyn Marshall's PR has hired us. Yeah, 100% conspiracy theories. But this week, first a report came out that Megan Markle had bullied two of her staff members. I'm going to read this one article because it's so preposterous that I just like have to applaud whoever put this out in the press. Because I just, I can't imagine this actually happening. I really can't. This is a page six article. While newly pregnant with Archie, Megan Markle,

quote, turned and hissed at a staffer leaving the employee in tears during a tense 2018 royal event in Fiji. I was there at the time and witnessed Megan turned and hiss at a member of her entourage, clearly incandescent with rage about something and demand to leave, recalled Rebecca English of the Daily Mail. I later saw that same female, highly distressed member of staff sitting in an official car with tears running down her face. Our eyes met and she lowered hers. Humiliation etched on her features. Like this reads like a novel. Humiliation etched on her features.

English linked to two events, Megan's rage and the staffers tears in humiliation as palace aides have hit back before the Duchess's Sunday interview with Oprah and Winfrey. So many aides have dropped bombshells alleging Markle through temper tantrums at staffers that Buckingham Palace has announced it will probe into the matter.

Markle has brushed the allegations aside as a calculated smear campaign by the palace to deflect from the blockbuster Oprah sit down. I 100% believe that this is a way to deflect from the Oprah sit down. Could you imagine? I just, I'm picturing in my head, pregnant Magin'Marco in Fiji, incandescent with rage, the quote says, and just turning around and going, like the most outrageous thing that anybody could do.

Does anybody actually hiss to hiss at someone? You're so filled at ragey. And seriously. And like not as a joke. And like you seriously kiss at someone and the person who's so upset that they cry because you hissed at them. I don't think I would ever cry if anybody even hissed at me either. I would be like, you would look at them and disbelief to be like, you would just kiss at me? You just make that noise at me? How do you? And that's why I don't believe the story because how do you cry after somebody hisses at you?

There's no. There's, yeah, like puts her hands off. Like, there's no reaction that would make sense besides laughter. Yeah. Or confused. not a full-blown cry if somebody hisses at you. Because you call somebody if you're like, Megan Markle just hissed at me. This is an unbelievable story. This seems like the queen is up to something that this story, by the way, Palace aides are coming out of the woodwork now.

This doesn't seem like I don't care that Megan Markle hissed at somebody. Because to me, if you're hissing at somebody, power move. She was probably so pissed off and fed up with whatever was happening at wherever they are in this royal family event that if she did hiss, I blame it on the people around her. I blame her for them for pushing her to the point of hissing. Yeah. So I'm not mad at Megamarkle for hissing at anybody if that's the case.

And I also don't necessarily believe she would. And if it was something that did happen, it would really explain why they had to leave the royal family. Because it's like you get home and you're like, honey and honey, by honey, I mean Prince Harry. I'm out here. We got to get out of here. We got to get out of here. So the statement from Buckingham Palace is almost even better because not only does it seem like they probably leaked this to the press, they then put out a response to be like, oh my goodness.

Like, oh, like just very posh. Like they said Buckingham Palace is very concerned about the allegations. In a statement, they wrote, accordingly, our HR team will look into the circumstances outlined in the article. Members of staff involved at the time, including those who have left the house, will be invited to participate to see if lessons can be learned. The royal household has had a dignity at work policy in place for a number of years and does not and will not tolerate bullying or harassment in the workplace. This whole thing is also so ass backwards because they put out a claim that Megan Markle

is bullying staff members. They put that out into the press, which then leads to the press and more of the public bullying Megan Markle, which straight up is the reason for why they left the royal family in the first place. You know, like it's like, okay, yeah, they left the royal family. What should we do? How do we make this better? How do we stay a family? No, bridges, bridges are burned. You're done. You're out. You're never coming back. We're going to put out a story that you hissed at your staff member. Like, I bet Megan Markle hissing at a staff member doesn't even come close to what the royal family is hiding.

Oh my God. It doesn't even touch the surface. That makes her seem like a sweetheart. That makes her seem like the nicest person there. The secrets. All she did was hiss at somebody. This is a kind of a dark thing to say, but I do think that when the queen passes, which may never happen because they are kind of like immortal at this point.

I feel like the secrets might start to come out because I just think that. that because she has been in charge for so long that there are still so many people that are under her control and influence and whatnot, that when she's not there, things could shift. Because I also feel like people don't really give a shit about Prince Charles as much. So when he's king, they're going to be like, whatever. We'll see what happens. I'm just waiting for this Oprah interview now.

Oh, I'm not going to watch it live, but you'll text me what's going on. I'll give you a play by play by play because for me that's like must watch Sunday night television 100%. CBS baby with Oprah. Okay. You know what? Maybe I'll tune it. What else am I doing? This is probably one of the most ridiculous topics we've ever covered on this show.

And is it really worth us talking about? Probably not. Are we going to talk about it? Yes. Because I just love everything about it. I do. I really do. I'm going to read the caption, but Ria, tell us what we're talking about. So Kim Kardashian posted a picture of Northwest with a lizard the other day. The lizard had a jewel in the middle of its head like Loosey Ver and also was wearing a skim set, you know, the whole thing,

the whole shebang, the robe, you know, Northwest is matching with it. And the lizard is named speed. Okay. So Kim wrote, meet the newest member of our family. Speed, honestly, great name for a lizard. I really wasn't planning on liking Speed the way I do, but she grew on me. Speed was really my BFF Allison's, and we babysat for a week, and she never left, and it's been months. Speed got a makeover with custom skims cozy and even the little oozy jewel. Speed actually got the jewel a few months back. North always knows what's up.

North and her bearded dragon go everywhere together, and it's kind of cute. So they got this bearded dragon. and her name is speed it's a girl love her such a flex and it's everything about it was funny and I feel like loki what's also very funny about this

is that she it sounds like they just kind of stole this pet from her friend like Allison dropped off the dragon for them to watch for a week and I'm guessing maybe Allison did you watch the Kardashian episode that they did this or was it the spot with the dog or the hamster

Yeah, yeah. It was like, oh, can you, can you take the, can you take the hamster for like a week? And then hopefully you never have to go pick it up. It's either North loved the dragon so much that they were like, we're keeping her or Allison was like, please keep this dragon. Right. I don't want this anymore. Yeah, that makes sense. But North, obsessed. Listen, of course Northwest has a cool fucking dragon as a pet. Northwest would be into amphibians. Right, right. Yes, of course. And reptiles. Like, she's not like a cool. She's in spiders. Yeah, not like, oh, get away from me. Yeah. Give it to me. Yeah. She wants snakes and spiders and lizards. Has the jewel in the middle of the head, like little loozy. Before. Before, Louisville. So let's make that clear. Before.

Before. It's hilarious. It reminds me, my sister ended up, she was watching my grandpa's dog because he was getting surgery. And this was a few years ago. And she just never gave it back. She was like, I like this. I like this. I. like the dog a lot. It was my grandpa's dog for years. She's like, I'm obsessed with this dog and my grandpa was like, well, you can keep it. Like, I think saying it just to be nice and my sister was like, okay. And now we have two dogs. Yeah, that's like that's your sister's dog. That's actually now the dog went from being my uncle to my nephew. Yeah. So it's very confusing for the family. Yeah. But listen, shout out, shout out to that lizard whose fly is hell. Multiple skim sets. Multiple skim sets, jewel in the middle of the head, fly is fog. more than will ever be this lizard.

This speed is one cool chick. Yeah. She is. She really is. And she has this one, the multiple outfits. And I think Trent made a good point on the group chat. We were talking about this also is that this opens the door for pet apparel that they haven't gotten into yet for the Kardashians. And it's just another market they'll probably destroy sometime soon by just like as selling an immense amount of pet clothing.

Think about all. I will buy a skimset. I was just about to say. I will buy the tiny dogs that could be wearing skims, cozy sets. Like, you know they would love it. I will be buying. Norman would be so, so cozy. Strutting down the street and a little skims cozy set.

Norman already has so much swagger that if you just added a skimset on top of him, he would be like, the girl dogs would be salivating at the mouth at Norman on the street. So we need that to happen. Everybody listen up right now. Seriously, listen up. It's something serious. Fran, are you listening? I'm listening. Noa are you listening? He's muted. He's got to be listening. Yeah, he's definitely listening. And I know Noah's going to get excited to talk about this. Because we are talking about three Chi, our favorite brand. It is a legalized version of marijuana. It's Delta 8 THC. It will give you that nice buzz. Oh, Noah's holding up. Oh, yeah. he's going to put himself in the YouTube. Yes, Noah, hold up those gummies. It's Delta 8, THC. It will make you feel so good. Noah and I, we love the gummies. It's legal. Yes, it is legal. We love the gummies. Uh, you know, they have the 25 milligram comfortably numb.

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the last couple of weeks there's been some rumors about Jason Sadekis dating Keeley Hazel. She's a model. She's an actress. She's been in Horrible Bosses 2. She had a role in Ted Lasso. So there is, there are connections between them already. Now, first, there's rumors they were dating and then taboids were saying, no, they're just friends.

He's not dating anyone. And then they were dating and then they were not. But E posted an article where some sly fans pointed out that when Jason Sadekis was, accepting his golden globe and he was in his sweatshirt and he was in front of that fireplace that fans noticed that the same fireplace served as the background for a photo that Keely posed in front of in a recent Instagram story. So they're putting two and two together that wherever he was, whatever room he was in to do this is a room that Keely Hazel has recently been in. And now, yes.

Yes, they are apparently friends, but there are rumors that they're dating or there's some kind of connection there. And honestly, it would be nice for Jason Stakesis, I feel like, just like, just date her, do it. Jason Sadecas needs a companion, whether it's me or you or Keeley. Or a lizard. Or a lizard. Yes. Jason Sadecis needs a companion.

If he's going to be surrounded by Olivia Wilde and Harry Styles in London, also, you know, finageling. Is that a word? Is that the word canoodling? Canangling? Caning. What is the enagal? Finagle is like trick your way into something. But I think there's an extra end you're missing.

Finangle. Finangle is not a word. You're saying what are you saying? Finagle. Finagle. It's like it's like, it's like, so it's like I'll use it in a sentence. Oh, the George Brothers concert is sold out tonight, but I've finagled my way in. Yes.

I love how you pick that as the, well, I can't, I can't think today. I can't think of words today. My brain just isn't working. Like, example, that's the one I'm looking for. Anyways, it would be nice. Obtain by devious or dishonest means. Yeah. You canagle your way in.

Right. So like you could have like snuck in. Right. So they won't be fin nagging. They'll be canoodling. Yeah. And after watching Ted Lassow and seeing the character he named Keely, yes, he has had a crush on Keeley for a while because you don't name a character like that who you like

sort of, you know. And just to clarify, if you haven't watched Ted Lassow, Keeley does not play Keeley. Keeley doesn't play Keeley, but he named a character Keeley. Why would you name a character Keeley unless you like had a crush on a person named Keeley? It's a different name. Keeley doesn't just roll off the tongue as like, for sure. What should we name her Keeley? For sure. You had to have known a Keeley to want to name someone else a Keeley. So I'm happy for Jason today because this is the case, I do think he needs a companion after seeing his showing the golden globes. All the reports are like Jason Sadekis, heartbroken, lonely, sad. It's just every week there's a new headline that's about how heartbroken Jason Sadekis is. Can I just say that Jason Sadekis in the

gray swatpants in Ted Lassau? That's, you know, we don't have to go too far into it, but I was watching, I was like, yeah, damn, I would, I would fuck Jason Senecas. I got to say, love Ted Lasso, there's no attraction in Ted Lasso, the character. Right, but when you just look at him in his sweatsroom and gray sweatpants, fair, fair, not speaking in Ted Lasso character. Yep. Hot. Okay.

Something about it. So it does seem like maybe they are together, as separate stores told E last month that the two are, quote, seeing each other while they're filming Ted Lasso in London right now. So it's definitely a possibility. And you know what? Just get out there. Start dating, Jason. get out on the town.

Yeah. That's what you want to do. You got many gals after your heart. We know Harry and Olivia are doing their thing. So. Jason, you can do your thing as well. Yeah, exactly. All right, that wraps up. Today's episode of Chicks in the Office.

We hope you have a fantastic weekend. Get that Friday energy going all weekend long. Guys, it's March. We're almost in April, which means we're almost in May, which means we're almost in June, which is coming. So get that energy up. And we love you guys. And we'll talk to you on Monday.

I feel like we need some kind of sitcom. Like, bye. Bye.