Chicks in the Office - Kanye Name Change + Love Island Season 5 Recap w/ Jac Vanek

Episode Date: November 11, 2019

CITO Merch: > http://bit.ly/citomerch. WDIJST (10:14-17:26). Kanye might change his name to 'Christian Genius Billionaire Kanye West' (18:33-28:07). New Jonas Brothers Christmas song 'Like It's Christmas' (30:08-36:04). Pete Davidson & Kaia Gerber update (36:25-43:21). FULL Love Island Season 5 recap with Jac Vanek (45:43-1:49:17). Follow us on Instagram @chicksintheoffice and on Twitter @chicksintheoff + subscribe to our Snapchat show > http://bit.ly/thegroupchat & our new YouTube > http://bit.ly/CITOYOUTUBE.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/chicks-in-the-office

Hey, Chicks in the Office, listeners. You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. This is... What's up, everyone? It's Chicks in the Office with Ria and Fran, giving you that Friday energy on a Monday, presented by Monster Energy Ultra.

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Neither of us have ever been to NASCAR. And boy, I am actually so excited for NASCAR. I'm really excited for NASCAR. I heard it's a lot of fun. If you guys are going to be around, come find us. We'll be drinking monster all weekend long. We're going to be drinking monster all weekend long.

We're also going to be just drinking all weekend long. We're going to be having a lot of fun. Saturday, we have a great day plant. Yeah. We're hoping to be on some, we're hoping to be on the water somewhere. We're hoping to get Fran on a jet ski. Maybe there's some Jones Brothers fans out there who will be at the show on Friday. We won't be there.

But we'll be there Friday. Maybe there's some people who are there for the, they're hanging or there for the weekend who are going to show at Miami. I don't want to reveal where we're going to be staying, but you'll probably see it on our Instagram stories. So you'll see us around. But it's going to be a lot of fun.

I'm really excited. I was just in Miami in March, and it was an absolute blast. I've never been to Miami. And Fran has never been to Miami. And I'm excited because I'm staying, we're staying where I stayed last time. So I loved it.

And we're going to have a great time. Noah's going to be with us. Woo! Any new ladies or any new ladies? Out there. Another trip. I actually am excited. Oh.

I mean, it's Miami. You can not be excited. No, of course, of course. I just feel like there is just the stress of having to travel with us. That's just an added. I'm not going to be alone. Yeah, that's true. No, and you're going to be on a boat somewhere, on the beach somewhere, wherever it is.

Then go to NASCAR. It's going to be a lot of fun. Yeah. So like I said, if you guys are around, maybe we'll see you. And we got those Harry Styles tickets. Sorry, Noah. So let's tell everyone what happened. We didn't talk about it.

So Harry Styles revealed that he would be doing a one-night-only show in L.A., the night that he releases his album, December 13th. Very frustrating. I let you guys know first. Yeah, Fran, let us know. And we had to buy something on his website. There was no way she would not get. I mean, we got the tickets. No, no.

But I said, oh, I don't think you'll get three. And you're like, do you think it's my first time? Well, let's say what happened. I mean, you're jumping the gun here, Noah. And also, why do you think I recruited Rhea to also buy something? So we had to buy merch on the website. We had to buy merch on the website. We both bought something. We both bought a T-shirt.

Great Harris-Siles T-shirt. Very excited about it. And the digital download. Yes. And that comes with a pre-sale code. Yeah. And it said on Thursday, you'll get the pre-sale code two hours before the tickets go on sale. Our time in New York, it was 10 a.m.

You get the pre-sale code. 12 p.m. It goes on sale. What's happening? 11.50 a.m. We get our asses online on our phone. We're in the waiting room. We're ready to go. Then they put us in the queue when 12 p.m. hits. I just want to say ticket master is trash. Yes. Ticket master is truly trash. I know Harry Siles was trending on Twitter like all day on Thursday because nobody could like actually buy tickets. It was insane because it was ridiculous. It's so frustrating. It's like, oh, it's at random who gets to go first. So we. We've been waiting just as long as everybody else, but there's 2,000 plus people in front of you. By the time it got to us,

the only section left was the back section behind Harry Styles all the way up to stage. But we're going. We got him. We got them. We're getting in the building, which is the main goal. The key part here because, like we said,

it's one night. And so many, it's only in LA. So obviously, so many people are trying to go to this. And what also sucks is like, Harry Styles made these tickets $25, the pre-sale ticket. You know, it's like, come, enjoy one night. The way that just like scalpers and resale goes now, it's crazy.

There's like no way to really verify that the person buying the ticket is not just going to immediately resell it for an insane amount of money, you know? Because there's normal people who just do that. Like they're going to go in, try and buy that $25 ticket. And now if you look at any of these other sites that are selling tickets to this show, it's hundreds of dollars hundreds and hundreds of dollars meanwhile we got them for 25

yeah so it's just it's crazy it's so I mean it has to be so frustrating for the artist and also so frustrating for fans who just want to go but they obviously can't afford to spend hundreds of dollars do you think the order of it was determined by how much one you spent because you spent more money right

no we spent the same amount no I don't think that's what matters oh well we didn't tell them so I got two tickets and Fran couldn't get any Ronella I rejoined the you could also you could only buy two tickets at once. And Ria joined the wait list before I did. Yeah, I think that's happened.

Not the waiting room. Like the waiting room. Like, Ria entered the waiting room before I did. Because you just forget when you buy tickets on Ticketmaster and I did this with the Jones Brothers and I was still kind of forgetting like you can't, when they say pre-sell starts at noon, like you can't just go on at noon. You have to like refresh from like 1130. And as soon as you see like the waiting room, then you have to join that.

you get put in the line and you just have to hope that you get off the line. It says on the email to show up 10 minutes earlier than 12. Yeah. So, I mean, I guess it's whenever you click to get into the waiting room first. I have no idea. I'm not sure what the algorithm is like. We needed three tickets. Ria got in before I did.

So the reason is we needed three tickets is why we need two of us. So I can or Fran can get two and then one of us gets one for NOAA. By the time I got in, everything was gone. Gone for Nella. Everything was gone. I still going to try to go. If you guys can get no end to the Harry style show. If anyone can get me a ticket, I'll take it.

Yeah, if you guys are selling a ticket for a cheap price. Yeah, maybe somebody bought two when they only needed one or you bought four when you only needed three. It's going to be fun. I'm really excited. I'm so excited. It's going to be a hell of a show. And we have some exciting things coming up.

So hopefully, and we're going to be traveling. So we're usually in New York. Yes, we will be in L.A. for this show. Yeah, we're going to be in L.A. So if you're in L.A. We didn't just buy the tickets. We will be in L.A. for the week on December 13th. We will be going to roll.

Lowe as well, which is a rap festival. If you guys don't know about it, it's a lot of fun. Yeah. Fran's going to be going to her first like rap concert.

I will be attending a rap festival. Yeah, it's, trust me, Fran. It's more fun than you are expecting. Oh,

I, I am expecting an absolute amazing time. From the musical aspect, I am just going to look like the oldest, whitest person there because I'm just going to be like,

you can't see my bad dance moves right now. now but I'm doing it and I'm just going to be like, who dreams and nightmares. Yeah. I mean, you're going to be hopefully too drunk to even hear the lyrics. Totally. Totally. Totally. Yeah. That's the goal. And I'm already pretty bad with lyric. I wouldn't say pretty bad, but I'm like a notorious singer of lyrics when I don't know the words. Like at Sports Illustrated when we went to Little Wayne and we were all there. I either mouth the words or I say words and people are like Fran, that's just completely not the lyrics to this song.

And I'm like, are you sure? So I just kind of like make stuff up in my head. That'll probably be what I do as well. It's completely fine. It's going to be a lot of fun. I'm going to see ASAP Rocky for the second time. I'm so excited. Be prepared.

He shows a lot of boobs. He's going to be rolling with bras. Yeah. That whole thing. Speaking of that, did you hear he's going back to Sweden to perform? Crazy. Doesn't seem like the smartest decision. No.

It really doesn't. Yeah. All right. Well, I think it's time to. move into our text of the week. Whoa. Did I just send that? Thank you guys for your suggestions for other segments you want.

People want Colin segments. They want Colin. They want to talk to us. We're going to make that work. Yeah, we're going to interact with you guys. It's going to be a lot of fun. A lot of people wanted Noah. I got one person who told me that we should have a Noah advice segment where Noah gives

advice to people. And I don't know if I, I don't know if I approve that. It would be funny. Well, I guess it's kind of like when they do guys on chicks and when Hank joins in. Yeah. Yeah. It would. That's true.

I wouldn't really want it to just turn into like Noah trying to give advice and then we're just shitting on him for the bad advice. Yeah, exactly. Maybe once in a while when we do a voicemail, you can put your input. Right. Exactly. When we do a call in, it can be to all of us. Or if people want to call in and just ask Noah something. That's fine.

Yeah. Do that as well. Yeah. All right. Let's get into this text. This one is kind of risque. So if you don't like explicit. it cover your ears, I guess.

I'm just kidding. There's no like curse words or anything. Is the NC17? No, this would not be NC17. This would be rated R. Okay, okay, okay. But it said must... Is it 17 even exists anymore? On video games. Oh, okay. Right? I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. Guys, don't judge us for the stupid moment or any of our stupid moments. All right. Must read, whoa, did I just send that? Whoa. Did I just send that? My boyfriend and I had a ton of videos of us doing it in all sorts of ways on his camera roll and Snapchat memories. Until we were laying in bed.

Her boyfriend? Yeah, her boyfriend and her would film themselves. Oh boy, my mom alarm is tingling. Okay, go. This is why I knew you would really not like this one. Okay. Yeah, okay. Until we were laying in bed starting to get frisky and started watching one and I

accidentally knocked the phone out of his hand and it sent a video to not one, but 12 different people. My whole entire ass N, butthole, were in the video. His finger doing other things. Very embarrassing. Not only was it a video, it's sent in the chat part. My boyfriend was so pissed at me because it's sent to his work friends and the girl we just

asked the day before to be the godmother of our baby. One of his friends saved it and we freaked out for about 30 minutes trying to figure out how to delete it. I couldn't stop laughing. Meanwhile, he was still pissed off and yelling. Thankfully, we learned that. you could delete it and nobody could see it. Unfortunately, it had already been saved by one person who...

What did this send on? Snapchat? Who then sent a video of him doing another girl. Oh, no. Thankfully, the girl who he asked to be the godmother didn't save it. And her fiance, also the godfather, deleted all of our do not open the Snapchat text, so she didn't have to know. Until Halloween, my boyfriend got drunk and told her and several other people would

happen. embarrassing. They definitely don't seem like tons of sex tape videos type people. My boyfriend deleted every naked picture of me since so that it will never happen again. What a roller coaster. Yeah, I mean, that is just, it's a dangerous game you play, hon. Like, that's a dangerous game. Let me tell you. To have a whole camera roll, I mean, you're just, something bad is going to happen. I just want to say this. First of all, Snapchat, always a dangerous place. Snapchat is dangerous. There's too many.

The place for news. It was also the most dangerous place. There's too many ways to click. Right. Yeah. Exactly. That's what I was going to say. There's now far too many buttons on Snapchat.

Far too many buttons. There's also far too many buttons on the 11 iPhone. You know, the update when you go to like send a text message. Yeah. And then it gives you an option. Right. Of all these people. And I'm like, no, don't give me options.

Yeah, yeah. Like it pops up in bubbles. I just want to send that. Right. I just want to text Hank right. now I don't want to accidentally text chicks in the office. Right. And it's always like next to each other.

Very true. I mean that like I said, this is a very dangerous game for her to play. Thankfully, it seems like not that many people saw it. Yeah. It seems like this one guy saw, he saved it, which has to be deleted from his phone. He got some people to delete it. Her boy has now wiped his phone clean. So I don't really know that that's it.

Well, I mean, we now know that this one guy has it. And this one guy now has it on his phone. You got to get that because you didn't mention what happened to him. Did he delete it? He also sent a return one. And if it's some, yeah, that's bizarre. Which was kind of bizarre. It's like he's looking for something, you know?

This whole thing is bizarre. But yeah, the reply is that's the weirdest part of this whole thing. Also, think about like who you have on your Snapchat. Like it's normally your closest friends, you know, some acquaintances. but people that you do actually know. Yeah. So I would feel pretty comfortable unless, unless, no, no, no, this is not where I'm going with this.

I'm like, wait. Not where I'm going with this. I've been pretty comfortable with all my friends. No, no, no. Like my Snapchat is most, like of my closest friends. I'm saying I would be comfortable texting them immediately and being like, oh my God, like do not open that or like try and get their attention away. Now the thing is, if one of my friends did this.

and sent it to me and was like, do not open this, I'd probably still open it. Yeah, you'd open it. I'd open it and be like, oh yeah, I didn't open it.

Like, I would just open it and then it would just be gone because it's Snapchat. This goes back to when I sent the thing and then we texted Noah, don't open it, don't open it, don't open it, don't open it, but do we think Noah open it?

I don't even want to get into this discussion. No, he said he didn't. I trust him on that one. I'm talking more like if one of my girlfriends didn't, you know? I'd be like, I wonder what it was. Yeah, because I would like, you know like I was like Fran you could look yeah yeah yeah so it is what I mean I saw it because you I was I have

my phone on me so all right so what are we rating this one I there's a lot of moving pieces I'm rating this one a 8.7 out of 10 okay because I like the amount of details a lot of detail I'm going to go with greater just because I feel like we're still in the beginning I'm going to go with 8 5 I think it is very in depth isn't it kind of crazy how like I feel like we're going backwards with with technology when it comes to that, what comes to that kind of stuff. Like in my head, I'm like, just take, take a Polaroid or like take a hard copy that can be put in like a drawer

and like you just hope that nobody ever sees it, you know? Or maybe like film it on a VHS. What? I'm talking about, like when you film. That's what I'm saying. No, but like when you feel yourself. I literally just joked. couldn't breathe. When you film yourself on your phone or take a picture on your phone, there's the cloud.

You don't know you could get hacked. Oh my God. Nobody's going to hack your dresser drawer. Take a polaroid. Yeah, obviously. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. We're going to hack your dresser drawer. Like, no, that's like, that's the safest option these days. It is. It is, but the most grandma you've ever sounded. It's not realistic. Not really. I'm still talking about, you know, taking a, uh, taking a sexy tip. Well, you know, I was carrying, oh, remember when I had that one? The polaroid? Yeah, the polaroid. Oh, the, oh, the actual.

Or the actual sexy pink. No, the actual, the Polaroid in my bag, remember, I don't know why I had that. Yeah. Send your purse for like three months. Yeah, it was. I don't know why. Don't worry. It's not anymore.

I was just saying it's great. Like, it feels funny that you're going, that we're going backwards with that because you're like, oh, the older technology is probably better now because you can't, like, like, that can't get hacked or you can't accidentally kick your foot and then all of a sudden it sends to everybody in your Snapchat. contact. Right. Like they were probably mailing each other nudes back in the day. And then if, oh my God, imagine it goes to the wrong address. That's basically like sending the wrong text. Right. That's, it's, it's close enough. Just something to think about guys. All right. Well, like we said, last

podcast, we finally did a Love Island season five recap with Jack Vanek from the Lady Gang. It was fantastic. Very in depth. It's like an hour long. Don't listen if you haven't watched season five. Yeah, don't listen because it's going to spoil the whole thing, but listen if you have. And we have a few topics. Of course, we have Kanye giving Kim Kardashian $1 million as a gift to not advertise for fast fashion. He's also apparently thinking about changing his name. Yeah, a bunch of stuff coming from Kanye. We have a new Jonas Brothers Christmas song, which we're very excited about.

And we have more information about Pete Davidson and Kyre Gerber. So let's get into it, starting off with Kanye. Kanye West is acting up once again, saying he's going to change his name. Yeah, so let me read this quote because it is something. They've been in New York all week. They've been doing like lots of conferences. They're talking about a lot of, I wouldn't say like their money, but they have been talking about their money a lot. But it's also because Chris and Kim have been speaking on their businesses.

then Kim and Chris spoke at the New York Times deal book conference, which was this week in New York. But Kanye appeared at the, it was a surprise appearance, at the Fast Company Innovation Festival on Thursday, where he said, when people say it's crass to call yourself a billionaire, I say I might legally change my name

to Christian genius billionaire Kanye West for a year until you all understand exactly what it is. And he said it will be on the license plate apparently this is rumors that Kanye was not happy when Forbes named Kylie a billionaire and not him and he had said this on Apple Music's Beat 1 in October when that all happened he had called the news a stab because Forbes has estimated his net worth at $240 million when he claims

that he showed Forbes an $890 million receipt and they still didn't say billionaire is what he said on stage on Thursday. They don't want us to know that we can buy land. They don't want us to have the 100% ownership that I have at Yeezy. West then shifted the conversation to his political ambitions, revealing that he pushed back his plans to run for the Oval Office in 2020 and said that he is now planning to run in 2024. So that's something to look forward to.

So Kanye West is just really mad that people don't know he's a billionaire. Like we get a Kanye, you're rich. I don't think Kanye was a billionaire. Like is it really that big of a deal? I guess it is to him when you're that. Like when you're Kanye West, yeah, it's a big deal. But he just was in debt two years ago. So how is he a billionaire now?

The whole thing makes, obviously we don't know. Forbes says the recent estimation was 240 million. We know that Kim had helped him with his debt problems. A lot of that obviously is coming from. from Yuzi, he, which is why he said, I don't know if it was a joke or maybe he said a little tongue in cheek, like, ha ha, I'm going to change my name. But when has Connie ever been tongue in cheek? It doesn't really happen.

But he, so yeah, I mean, potential, potential name change. I think that Kanye has been tongue in cheek before. I think that he, I think that this is, I mean, I hope, hopefully a clear joke. Maybe. Like, I think that he's just, but it's an obnoxious joke. Christian genius billionaire Kanye West. Like he always has to call himself a genius and a billionaire all the time. He's like, I'm the smartest, I'm the greatest.

It's nice that he threw Christian in there. Just, you know, he's makes sure full transformation. Instead of just genius billionaire, which maybe would have what it would have been in the past, it is Christian genius billionaire. Please do not forget that he may be a genius and billionaire, but he is also a Christian Jesus. A Christian, a Christian, a Christian genius billionaire. I was kind of hoping he would have made it like Kanye, Christian.

Christian Genius Billionaire West. Yes, that would have been way better. You know, like it's kind of weird that he did Christian Genius billionaire Kanye West. I feel like that just makes it sound like a title. Or like his name's Christian. Or I guess actually that's probably the point. Like he would legally change his name so that when you read it out loud or if he asked people to address him by his legal name, it would sound like you're giving him that title.

Instead of being like, you know, Dr. Kanye West, it's like if he changed his name to Dr. Kanye West and then ask. Like he's people announce him he's coming on stage. All right, now it's time to introduce Christian genius billionaire Kanye West. Right. If he was on the podcast. Right. It would say, all right, everyone.

We are here with Christian genius billionaire Kanye West. It would be way easier for me. And it just sounds like a title and not like his actual name. Right. But he's just such a narcissist in all of the ways. In every way, he's like, I need you to know that I'm a genius billionaire. Yeah. Like, um, we get it.

Which moves into my point, um, moves into the. the next story where Kim Kardashian talked about how Kanye West gave her $1 million after she did not post, I think we have the video. Yeah, this was at the deal book conference, New York Times deal book conference. So there was a fast fashion brand, a few of them, and they would knock off easy all the time. His color palette designs. And so this fast fast fashion brand offered me a million dollars for an Instagram post. and I thought, okay, well, that's easy just to wear clothes that, you know, I could pick anything that I wanted.

It's a quick post. And when I told him about it, he asked me not to do it and said, you know, without a respect, I don't think that we should be giving them everything. They copy everything. It's, you know, it's, I completely understood why he said no. I gladly said no. And then for Mother's Day, he handed me an envelope. and it was a check for a million dollars saying thank you for not posting for the other brands.

And then, I don't know if I'm supposed to say this or if I have, and a contract to be an owner in Yeezy as a thank you. Yeah, Kanye. Yeah, Kanye. Yeah, Kanye. Yeah, Kanye. So Chris was also on stage with her. What was also very funny about this was Kim opened up the story by saying, oh, I have a cute story. like my husband's in the audience. Like it was just

any time you just introduced oh, that reminds you. You got a cute story about me and my husband. You don't think it's going to turn into oh, you know, he just wrote me a fat $1 million check. Oh, this cute little story.

Yeah, this is he did this cute little thing for me on Mother's Day where he just wrote me a million dollar check. Oh, so cute of him. That's the kind of, yeah, Kanye. I need that for everything. Like when we say something positive. I just need

Chris Jenner. Yeah. Yeah, Kanye. It's almost like she's confused. Like in Anchorman. I'm Ron Burgundy. Yeah, Kanye. Yeah, Kanye. Really just some top-notch stuff. But I also want to talk about the fast fashion brands because for people like us and girls our age and people who can't afford the stuff that the Kardashians can

where the fast fashion brands like pretty little thing and misguided. I love them. I mean, I get a lot of my clothes from there just because the stuff is really cute, but it's also cheap. I understand that it's like taking ideas from other bigger fashion labels, but we can't afford those bigger fashion labels sometimes. You know, sometimes you got to opt for the fast fashion brands. Yeah, it is, it's tough. And they're like, you're so right. It just opens a way bigger discussion because I'm definitely not for, like I hate to see. designers just getting ripped off. That really sucks.

But am I going to be able to buy a $800 sweater? No, can I buy the $30 version of it? Yes. So that's a whole different conversation. That is a problem that I think a lot of fashion designers have. And you see people addressing that all the time. But I understand, like, as the creative mind behind Yeezy, I would understand why Kanye wouldn't want.

Kim posting that. Like that makes sense. Yeah, oh, 100%. But yeah, because it's like, oh, they thought of these ideas. And now these fashion brands are just making a bunch of money off of taking these ideas. They're not creating any of their own stuff. And you know that Kanye hates being ripped off. Oh, hates it.

So he probably has a severe disdain for those fast fashion brands. Yeah, but you know what? It's cute. It's good because Kim got $1 million. And now she's part owner of Yeezy. Which is the point. part that she wasn't sure if she could say or not that Connie also gifted her ownership in easy because we were discussing this on the group chat with Casey and Casey was saying, well,

gifting a million dollars like what's the big deal? They share all, they're married. They have all the same money anyway. And I'm not quite sure that they are the, you know, old school like that. I feel like they, I'm sure have their joint bank account, but also have individual bank accounts. Yeah, they definitely do. Like Kim makes a, her own money, I highly doubt that's immediately going into the joint account with Kanye and vice versa. Yeah, I agree with that. I mean, they're super rich. They have it, they have it separated differently. Which is why the ownership in Yeezy is huge. I think a way more valuable than just giving the check because that's like you're becoming business partners, basically. Right, because once, I mean,

once she signs that contract, she then has to be bought out if there is ever a problem. Right, right. Yep. All right. Well, it just is another segment talking about how rich the Kardashians are. Yeah. All right. Yeah, Kanye.

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after Thanksgiving. That's the way we do it. I really am a strict. But. Post Thanksgiving, but... The Jonas Brothers release their Christmas song. When the Jonas Brothers come knocking on the door with the Christmas song, I'm going to open it. Yep.

So, uh, let's play that. The snow on the ground, love in the air. The slavers will ring it. The fire is warm. The angels are singing. But as long as you win me, it's on with the time of the year. Every day feels like. Christmas

Never want to stop Feeling like The first thing On your wish list Right up at the top I can do not What I'm feeling inside

Nothing to think about The way you need alive Every day feel like It's Christmas Every day that I'm with you Look at the lights Twinkling bright

24 7 Every inch of central Central Park is covered in white. I want one more chorus. Then you can turn it off. Amazing. It just makes me want to, like, either go Christmas or something, or honestly, there's so many options.

It made me want to decorate my apartment. tonight. Like, I'm ready to go Christmas decoration shopping immediately after this radio. I had that feeling. I also had, like, maybe a snow day

and you go sledding and, like, you're playing this song. Oh, and then you come back in from sweating. Sweeting. And you take off your snowsuit and you wipe off all the snow

and then you put your pajamas on. You get a cup of hot chocolate. You cuddle up on the couch. You're nice and warm. And you're just thinking. You got a fire going. Yeah. Maybe then you, as the song's ending,

you pop on your favorite Christmas movie. I really, yeah. I would watch this, I would play this and then watch like the holiday. It's one of my favorites. Wow, you know. It makes me really want Christmas to come. Yes, and it also, I really want them to make a Christmas album.

I know, but I don't think we're getting it, but I want it. I think it's just this one song. Because I think that they would have announced the album with all the picture changes. Yeah. Because it's different. Like, obviously when a new. When an artist comes out with a brand new single, the path is normally an album. Like it's like, oh, here's the first single.

They don't talk about the album, but you just assume that an album's coming because of a single. Christmas music is different where, like, artists just can randomly release a Christmas song, and that's it. It's just like one Christmas song. I kind of feel like that's what happened, which is sad because I feel slightly disappointed

but I shouldn't because it's my own fault that I amped up an album when I made that up in my brain. We could have just said, hey, they might be coming out with the song, but we went full album. Yeah, we went full, full hundo on that one. But if we weren't expecting an album and then all of a sudden they just popped up with a Christmas song, you'd be ecstatic. Yeah, yeah. That's what I'm saying. Like, that's the difference really hyped up either way. Either way, amazing.

So happy that there is a Jonas Brothers Christmas song that is, coming out in 2019. I mean, just so, so great. They sound great. You get the little bells going. I feel like every Christmas song has to have, like, a little, like, jingle. And I always picture them singing this to their wives. Like, you make every day feel like it's Christmas.

And I'm picturing Nick singing this to Priyanka. No offense. Don't get upset. But that's what I picture. I picture him saying it to me, bud, you know. We're two different. We're two different people. It is what it is.

Um, No, it's very exciting. I'm glad that they are doing Christmas music. I've got, makes me excited about another show. I hope maybe there are shows around Christmas time. They'll play it. I mean, I think my, the show that I'm going to on, I'm going to 22nd, I believe. November 22nd?

Which I feel like it's a little too far out. But they're kicking off the second leg of this tour soon. So it's very exciting. They're doing a... Coming back to New York. They're doing a show in Miami for New Year's Eve. They're going to Miami a few times. And, right, because they're doing Bahamas the day before.

The day before. And then Miami, New Year's Eve. Wow, what a fun trip for them. I'm so jealous of all of them. Priyanka, Sophie. Boy, if I get to just ride with the boys. If I was single, I'd be in Miami with the Jones Brothers for New Year's Eve. If I was single, I'd be with you.

Kaya Gerber. And Pete Davidson have been sparking romance rumors. Yeah, we talked about this yesterday. Yep. And now Kyga Gerber was seen wearing a pea necklace. Her brother's name is Presley, but this is just too soon after being seen with Pete Davidson not to be P for Pete. 100%. I mean, it's clear as day.

You can see this photo. She is on the red carpet for, let's see, she was on the red carpet with her mom on Wednesday. in L.A. and she was wearing a very dainty necklace with the letter P hanging from it. Sneaky, sneaky. These celebrities, I don't really know what the point is, you know?

I feel like they do these things on purpose. Like if Kaya Gerber and Pete Davison were trying to keep this a secret, they did a bad job because Kaya Gerber is now wearing a necklace with the P on it. Or if you really wanted to keep it a secret and really wanted people to think you're just friends,

like you're not wearing the people. P. Neckles on the red carpet where you know you're being photographed. Like I feel like it's such a weird move. Right. And I feel like just tell everyone you're dating. Yeah. And I feel like she almost would probably use the brother excuse being like, oh, no, the Petus for Presley. Yeah, no. I hope she doesn't use that excuse because that's weird. It's a load of crap. Because why would you wear your brother's initial on your neck?

Yeah. You wouldn't. That's, this is the dilemma I've had my whole life with people who are like, oh, would you get like a, a Jones Brothers tattoo or like something? And if I wanted to just get the initials like J.B., Jones brothers, my brother's name is J.B. So, like, that's just throw that out the window. I'm not doing that. That's weird. Yeah, I don't, I don't love when people tattoo

their, like, siblings' names or, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. I don't know. I just, I get the sentiment. I'm certainly not wearing J.B. initial necklace and being like, yeah, you know, it's my brother. Yeah, exactly. That's weird. So I really hope that

it's not for Presley. It would be strange if she was just wearing a necklace for her brother. I don't, like, do you ever, I don't wear an F on my neck. Yeah. Like, that's just, they're dating. Or maybe it is. Allegedly. I didn't know this, but page six said that, um, the siblings are incredibly close. And Presley even has his sister's signature tattooed on his arm. Yeah, he does. So Presley is Kaya's name tattooed on his body? Maybe she is wearing a pea necklace for Presley. Yeah, I mean, they are that, that kind of family, but I really just changed my whole perspective on this. I don't

didn't realize that Presley had Kaya's name tattooed on his body. But I also think there's a difference between getting some getting your sibling tattooed. I'm not getting my brother's name tattooed on my body. Well, I said I don't like when siblings do that. But I also would rather get my brother's name tattooed on me than wear a necklace with his initial, which is strange because necklaces aren't permanent. But yeah, I would have to completely disagree with that. I just wouldn't walk around with like I don't know.

I'm so confusing. Yeah. Maybe it's like a. cool signature. It just looks cool. Kaya is a cool name. It is a very cool name, but it's just celebrities are so... I didn't even realize that that he had the tattoo.

That changes everything. I gotta say, that changed my whole perspective on this. It really does. Maybe it is P. P. P. for Presley. She loves her brother. Or loves Pete Davidson. Yeah. Yeah. You don't get caught with Pete Davidson at Nobu, and then the next

day, wear a Pete neckluckus. It is 100% The timing is What if he gave it to her? Pete or Presley? Yeah, Pete. Yeah, I mean I would also guess that people. No, there's no footage of a gift. No, no, I'm just saying like could you see Pete Davidson like giving a girl a necklace with his name on it?

Like she would have to get it. I want to say yes, but I also want to say like, no. Pete Davidson doesn't really seem like that kind of guy who gifts somebody like his own initial on a necklist. That would make me take off big dick energy points for Pete Davis. But then there's also the weird, there's also the aspect of like buying a necklace with your significant other's initial like on your own. Like I would never do that. Like you're not going to the store and buying an H necklace and wearing it every day after buying it for yourself. No.

Yeah. You know, so like. So it's, it is confusing. Yeah. I think normally... I think either way, it's like a weird move. For sure. But I think the norm...

I would think the norm is that kind of gift is purchased for you. So it may seem weird of Pete to do that, but it is very possible that he did. Or it's for her brother. Those are really the two options here, I think. Two options here. We'll end on this note. I'm going to go ahead and believe it's for,

Pete. I was convinced it was Pete, but I'm not going to lie after the tattoo thing. These two seem weird. But I got this DM. Okay. That might clarify some things. Okay. So let me read it. Okay. Please hold. Shout out to our amazing listeners who are dedicated detectives out there. They keep their eyes peeled at all times. When they see something, they tell us. Great work. Kaya and Pete were on my flight from LAX to a Minneapolis last night. They held hands during flight and it was the cutest thing ever. And this was like this week. And this was, this was Wednesday night. Okay. Or Thursday night. They were in LA. They were leaving LA. Last night they held hands during flight and it was the cutest ever. They have to be dating. A car picked them up straight from the plane. He tried to keep a low profile, but I accidentally went to the first class bathroom just so I could get a double take so I was a reliable source for you to. I love this girl. First of all, I want to say absolutely love this girl. Love the dedicated. Not only did she see that they were in front,

not that they were holding hands, saw that they were holding hands, accidentally going to the first class bathroom is an absolute vet move. Chef's kiss. Amazing move. And also keeping her eyes out and just kind of a watchful eye

to see even when they got off the plane that they left together, also very important. Very important. And why are they going to Minneapolis? Grade A detective work from this girl. That was going to be my first question. Maybe Pete has a show.

Oh, who knows, but they're definitely dating. They're holding hands on a flight. Yeah. Dating. You heard it here first. Reliable source. After all my confusion of the necklace, I think this really seals the deal. That's it.

Confirmed. Yeah. All right. I mean, holding hands on planes. I mean, you're not holding hands with your friends on planes, right? The whole time. No, maybe not in love, but, you know, you're definitely dating. For sure, dating.

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on Instagram. Thank you. It is very, it's very entertaining. And we absolutely loved your TV show. Thanks, guys. Are we going to get any more of that? We're still in the work for it. Well, we are, would really love it if that happens.

I mean, I was getting blackout wasted at six in the morning. so it did a number on my liver. Okay. We'll see. I can even live to that point again. But it's fun. It's work. Yeah.

It's for a reason. It is what it is. Jack is also a huge Love Island fan. Huge. Which is why we decided that we are finally going to do a Love Island season five recap. It's here. If you didn't finish yet, then shut this off. Don't listen to this.

If you have watched all of season five, then you can listen to it. Yes. Stay tuned. It's happening. Noah has also watched, so Noah, if you want to jump in. You have the whole thing? I have. I've watched the whole thing.

He, he, he... Once you start watching, you can't. He was, like, addicted. So, this happened with my boyfriend as well. He's like, uh, the bachelor. This is so stupid. And I'm like, one episode. Yeah, give me one episode.

Because once I was watching The Bachelor and then once I started watching Love Island, I just stopped watching The Bachelor. It's so much better. So much. My boyfriend said the same thing. He was like, he always jokes about the trash TV that I watched too. And then he laughs to my roommate. He's like, no.

like Love Island's the one thing that I do enjoy watching when she turns it on. My boyfriend's going to be pissed that we're doing this recap with that. Oh, my God. So, no. No, we were supposed to do a recap with Hank. Sorry, Hank. He's going to be pissed. But at least we're shouting him out right now.

We wish you were in here, but I'm sure you have something else to do. Yeah. Right? Whatever. Okay. So I don't even know where to begin since it's been over for a while. We know who the winners are. Yeah.

But I think I'm just going to read the cast because I think we need to be reminded. Okay. We can just give like our initial. thoughts. There are some people I forgot about too. Totally. Yeah. There's definitely people we forgot. I'm going to start off with the winners. Obviously, we have Amber, Greg, runner-ups, Molly May and Tommy Fury. Then we have India

Ovi, Curtis, Mora, Anton Bell, Anna, Jordan, Chris, Harley. Their faces are popping up. Yep. Are you seeing it? It's kind of going slowly. Francesca. Yeah. Michael. Oh, I forgot about her. Yeah, me too. Tough look for Francescas. Yeah, it was. Yeah. Michael, of course.

Joanna. Marvin, who I'm having trouble. Who is Joanna? Joanna's who Michael left. Joanna? Yeah, Joanna. Joanna. Yes.

Amy, George, Lucy. Danny and Jordan. Jordan. Are they still together? Okay. Dan, no. That's a question for later. Denon?

I had no idea who Denon is. Levina. No idea who that is. Oh, they're probably from Casa. More people that didn't get picked. Oh, yeah. That would be my guess. Maria, who was on like one episode.

She was also on it. Yeah. Then another one I can't pronounce this name. Can you pronounce that, Fran? Nabila. Okay. Yes. Don't remember.

Stevie, Arabella, Tom, Yawande, Elma, Joe, Sheriff and Callum. Colum? Charif. Cherief. Got it. Did you hear... They went home on day five and day nine, so. Right.

Did Cherief get... One of them got in trouble for apparently kicking another one in the stomach. Like one of the guys like kicked a girl in the stomach. I thought it was Sharif. Ooh. Maybe. I feel like I do remember somebody going home. It was.

They were just like somebody left. They're just gone. Yeah. Right. I didn't talk about it. And it might have been Sharif. I think it was. But again, it's like now I've, I've watched all five seasons of Love Island.

So everything kind of, it melds into one for me. But I think it was season five. It was. Shereef? Yeah. Okay. Oh, yeah. The real reason Shereef was, ooh.

Ooh. Here's why Sharif was booted out of Love Island. Click it. I'll click it. British GQ. Oh. Oh, you read it? It's bad.

Oh. It wasn't what, was it right? He kicked Molly May in the groin area. But I think it was like an accident that. That's what he said. Well, yeah, that's like, I don't know. Okay. So we'll read, I'll read this.

When news broke that Sharif had been kicked out of the Love Islandville, last week for breaking the show's rules, it threw off my whole day. I just had to find out what he had done. The statements released by Sharif and ITV were so vague that it felt as though he must have done something truly terrible to be booted off after just 10 days in the villa. In a case of poor judgment, I broke the villa rules and as a result, agree with the producers that it was best for me to leave the villa, he said, leaving the whole country unsatisfied and speculating.

Speculative accounts of what happened from friends of friends of friends soon poured into Twitter. He got caught masturbating in the hot tub. No wait. He pushed Anna off the side of the infinity pool. Actually, he figured out a way to unlock his phone and contact the outside world. He broke Anton's nose. He was on cocaine. The truth eventually came out over the weekend.

It's all of those things. I know, I'm like they all seem pretty impractical. In an interview with the sun on Sunday in which Sharif revealed he was actually booted off the show after accidentally kicking fellow contestant Molly May in the groin during a play fight and then

jokingly referring to it as a C-word punt. Oh, God. A cunt punt? I mean, I had to say it out loud. I had to rhyme it for everybody. The next day, the show's director woke him up before everyone else and told him he had to leave. It was a decision from higher up, they said, and he had to get out of the villa without packing his bags or saying goodbye to the other contestants.

Damn. See you, Sharif. You can't be kicking Molly Mae, sweet Molly May in the groin. She's so tiny and cute. Right. You can't do that. Well, okay. Well, no wonder why I didn't remember him.

This actually, I feel like this is interesting because I remember on, I don't know if you got to this point on season four. On season four, Ellie called, they referenced us in this. Ellie called Georgia. I'd really hate this word. So I'm just going to say ugly C word. Ellie Brown called George and Ugly See you next Tuesday. And it was like on TV. Like they aired it.

What? Yeah. But that word is not that bad. That's what I'm saying. In the UK it said all the time. Everybody throws it around. So the fact that they thought that that was bad enough to boot him off is interesting. Yeah.

Yeah. Because they just use it like, hey, con. Yeah, I feel like that's just what you call your friends. Like when I would say, oh, you're a bitch. Yeah. What's up, bitch? Yeah. Wow.

Sometimes I kind of wish I lived in the UK. I don't know around that casually. Yeah. Not by guys. Yeah. I don't think it's not by guys. Maybe girls are allowed. maybe it's that type of thing.

Who knows, but whatever. We spent way too much time talking about Sharif who has been kicked off the show. Right, no, no. But I was saying because they wrote like the real reason he was kicked off shows Love Islands, double standard because they were, I guess, saying that Ellie got away with it, but Sharif got kicked off.

Oh, interesting. Yeah. But he also kicked her. Yeah, I mean, he kicked Molly Mae in the groin. I mean. And also, from what we know about Molly Mae, I feel like she could have been like, I want this guy gone. True.

Ooh. You know, I could see Molly May complaining. Do you guys, do you think that she was playing the game, like a lot? Because everybody on social media was always like, she's in it for the game and the money. I don't. I don't either. As I was truly watching the season and I didn't read what people thought about the characters until after I was done. Yeah.

You saw that literally all of England, like, hated Molly Mae. I would type in their names on Twitter just to read what people would tweet about them. And I was like, oh my God, these people hated Molly May, especially when they did the challenges where they were, they would see what the Twitter The headlines. Yeah, yeah. And people were saying Molly May's faking it. I thought that her and Tommy had the realest relationship on the show. And they're still together.

It shows they're still together. So I put together a list of couples that are still together now, couples other standout couples and then couples that switched because I feel like that's an easy way to go through the drama. This was a good season for couples switching. It was. So good. It was so good. Okay. So

obviously we had let's start out with the winners. Amber and We have to talk about Amber Because Amber was here from the beginning And she partnered up with Michael They were friends And then they coupled up And it seemed like they had a good thing going

Yeah And then Joanna comes in And Michael's head gets turned Yep Classic Casa More Reveal The Casa More Reveal by the way Put one more vagina in there

And they're like yep Yep It's done every guy's head turns And I have to say Casa More brilliant idea. Brilliant. And they didn't start putting that into the Love Island for a couple seasons. And it is unreal.

I think maybe it was the third season. It might have been the third season because I'm watching the third season right now. And Casamore just happened. And they freaked the fuck out so much that I was like, do they not know this was coming? Oh, yeah. You know, season five, they still kind of act like they don't know that it's happening, but they obviously know that it's happening. Oh, my God.

even if I were to go on Love Island, UK now, knowing Casa more happening is going to happen, I would still freak out. Like, fuck this. Yeah, no. I'm like, well, I guess I have to pick it. Well, and also back in the day, when they first started doing it, if, okay, so if you went in as a couple,

one person picked a different person and the other person came back single, then they got kicked off out of the house. They're gone. They don't just come back and be single again. Yeah. But now when they do it makes it better because then there's more drama. Right. Like Amber being around, just being a bitch.

entire time. Honestly, Amber think of Amber because I feel like Amber was so beloved and like, I mean, she fucking won the show. Everybody loved her. And I feel like she won the show just because everybody loved her. And there were so many times during the entire season that I was like, she's just

like mean. She was not my, she's not my person. She's just mean. See, the thing is with Amber and I'm going to defend her a little bit here because I think that it was kind of a defense mechanism thing where she would come across mean or come across blunt, but on the inside she was probably really upset about Michael being with Joanna.

I also think that, and I feel like this happens with me sometimes, like, sometimes people think I'm being mean, but it's just the way my voice sounds and like, I'm just blunt. But I don't, it's not coming from a mean place at all. It's just like being honest. And it's also like your humor. Like your sense of humor might be different. But I don't know. I just thought she was a bitch.

Yeah. Like, I don't want to be friends with her. And then her and Anna had this like mean girl little thing happening around. They're so mean to everybody else. Hated Anna. See, I could go off about Anna because she, by far, was the worst person on this season for me. However, Anna's freak out. On Jordan.

On Jordan was one of the best moments the show's ever had. She was going to kick his ass. Yeah, that was amazing. But we'll get to that. Let's talk about Amber and Greg and the Michael situation. So like I said, Joanna came in, Casa Amor. Whole big thing. Michael and Joanna, I didn't really see it with them.

Like, I didn't see the chemistry at all. I think he just thought she was hot. And then he was over Amber's bullshit. Right. And then I think he... Over Amber being a bitch. Yeah. And Michael, he said it so many times that he was like such a prideful guy.

And I feel like he did he brought a new girl in and didn't want to admit that he like made a mistake. So he was like I just got to roll with this. Oh, he's like doubling. He's doubling down on the fact that people don't think that he was this bachelor thing there for the right reasons with her. So he's like, of course I am. And then he's just.

Yeah, yeah. Right. And how about when Joanna is, gets. removed and he just doesn't leave with her. He's acting like he wants to. And then he goes back to Amber. So bad. Goes back to Amber.

Typical dude. But honestly, a great moment of the season. This is why this show just continued to shock me time after time. I did think Amber and Michael were going to like get back together. I did. Wait, so what ended up getting kicked off? Is that what happened to him? She picked Greg.

Because then Greg came in and she had the option to pick between Greg and Michael and she picked Greg. Right. I mean, I would too. I liked Michael was a dick too. I really liked Greg. I liked Greg better than Michael, but now do we like Greg? I don't know. They're not together, right? No, they broke up like two weeks after the show and he broke up with her over text. Yeah, they took the money and ran. Yeah, that's why I was like, oh, Greg.

And Amber- Don't you feel like Michael would still be with her if they ended the show together? No, they would crash and burn. broken up also. A bad history. A very bad history. I mean, but it could be one of those things that it's like they break up, get back together, break up. Yeah, but they're very volatile.

They kind of deserve each other. I know. I know. We don't really know the, as Americans, I feel, I mean, I personally don't know, like, the geography of all these places. So, like, you hear where they're all from and I'm like, I don't know where any of these places are. They could be like opposite ends and, like, be super far.

Right. So like Amber and Greg afterwards, they were like, yeah, he lives in Ireland. I live in England. and like it's kind of hard to like see each other. When Molly May and Tommy were like literally from the same city. Right. Okay, that makes sense. Like they obviously can see each other.

But also Europe is not that big. It's not like they're living like cross country and the, you know, no, no. Like the longest flight's like two hours. Right. And what they said on the after show. It probably seems worse to them. Yes. And on the reunion, they were like, oh, we looked at the flights.

You know, they're cheap and they're fast. And they made me believe in love. And then all of a sudden they ripped my heart out because they weren't together anymore. But that's besides the point, Molly and Tom. Tommy should have won, which leads us to our runner-ups, Molly May and Tommy Fury. Oh, my God. Tommy Fury just swept me off my feet and my boyfriend.

My boyfriend was like Tommy Fury is a reality TV stud and star. He is amazing. I think that his intentions were pure. Oh, 100%. He's so sweet. He loved Molly May so much. And he's just cute. He's the boyfriend that we all deserve.

He was such a gentleman. And he was so hot. And he was just like, when he started. to fall for Molly May. He's like talking to all of his boys and he's just like, this is it. Like he just knew it. It was so cute. And they were so excited for him. He was just gushing. When he was asking her to be his girlfriend. Oh my God. Set it up. So on a serious note, you know how much you mean to me. And you know that you're the only girl for me. I only want to be with you. So therefore, I was wondering if you wanted to be my girlfriend.

Yeah. Poor Lucy. Oh, God. I just like it on record that I love Lucy. Noah is a big Lucy gal. Every guy's love Lucy. Yeah. I don't. She's got that cool surfer girl vibe that I guess everybody. Super hot, super cool.

Cried a lot. Cried often. And also, she denied Tommy at first. So you know who I loved. And I think it makes a lot of sense on why Tommy is who is. Tommy, when Tommy's mom showed up, she was so cute. So cute. So cute.

So cute. I was like. You could just tell so much when their parents show up. And I was like, oh. You're like, this makes sense. She's like, I raised my boys to be good boys. Yes. Have you seen what Tommy's brother looks like?

Oh, yeah. Crazy. Oh, yeah. Don't look like they're from the same family. I don't. And do they have the same parents? I, because one's like way older than. Like Tyson's way older than Tommy.

No, I think they don't. I think this is what Hank was trying to tell me. Because I'm like, my guess was like, oh no, we've had this conversation before. remember and then I looked it up and I was like no I think they have the same parents I don't remember that oh no no no they're half brothers they're happy okay that makes

more sense I take it all back yeah his half brother Tommy Fury okay okay it all makes sense I think they have the same dad different mom okay okay that would make sense because they have the same last thing there you go it's all coming together so yes Molly May and Tommy Fury

they're still together now they live together they have a flat oh they live together they live together I didn't know that they have they live together their house or an apartment where they're living in Manchester yeah Manchester it looks so nice course it is and they are Molly's probably rocking in the dough the dough the they all are pretty little thing collaboration like her entire they did a whole pretty little thing collection and actually when it was like a whole big thing when Molly May got her deal because

it was the biggest Love Island deal that somebody has made like money wise I think it was like 500,000 but then Amber one million had the biggest and Amber, this bitch just made out like a bandit in this whole thing. God, got the prize money, one million dollar deal. She really took it home. I actually, I like Amber. I like her more post-post show. Like I do follow her on Instagram and I've liked her more post-show than I did on the show.

But with these contestants signing these huge deals, like Love Island is going to, they're, like the actual show I feel like is going to suffer because everyone, it's going to be like the bachelor. everybody's just trying to be famous. Well, everybody knows that if they're on the show, even for like, I don't know, a couple weeks, you have at least a million followers. When you look it up, it's insane. How many followers these people have? The money price is so stupid.

I think they need to take the money out of it. It's like what? You win 50 pounds, split in two, with taxes taken out. It's like you win like $12,000. You can make that much money in your job at home. Right. They're making that much money in a day now.

Oh, yeah. They're just constantly making money. So yeah. Molly Mayer's 3.5 million Instagram. Yeah, and she has the coolest outfits. Tommy looks great every day. Their style is amazing.

Did you see, though, that she copied Haley Bieber's Mechalla dress for her own? She made a pretty little thing dress and just took Haley Bieber's Mechala look. You see the ponytail? It is what it is. You get that bad, Molly. Yeah, I mean, so it's crazy because, but also not to like break this into British Instagram influencers versus. American Instagram influencers.

But like now that I follow a lot of them, everything they pose as an ad. Like everything. Oh yeah. Everything. Every caption like ends in some kind of ad. Like I haven't seen Amber like post anything that hasn't been an ad in a very long time. This is weird, but I think that there's something with the European,

there are rules and stuff with ads that I really thought they were like straight up law. Reclose. I think they have to post ad. I think it's just different because it is super weird. but The Bachelor people also only post ads. It's very true. It just becomes into obviously their influencers now.

That is crazy. Okay, well, Molly Mae and Tommy are together. We love them. We love them. We're very happy for that. We'll talk about their story more later on. Third place, India and Ovi. Ovi, oh my God, I love it.

OV, missed your positive energy. Got text. Message. I feel like we were blessed that OV came on to our TV screens. He's the best person that's ever been on any Love Island season. He is amazing. It pissed me off that he couldn't find a girl for so long. Did you want Amber and Ovi to be together?

Yeah. See, and I think that he would have been good for her because he's so nice. Yeah. And he had such a good friendship that I feel like they could have just, you know, maybe tried it out. Right. Just like make out. I bet he is great at making out. He's fucking huge.

Huge. Be great in bed. Absolutely. Just a guess. Just a guess. Just a guess. I mean, by looking at him, it looks like a plus. plus work there.

And also, remember when India's family came and they were like, oh my God, you're so much hotter in person. And I was like, he's already super hot. How can he get hotter in person? It's because you realize how tall he is. Yeah. Yeah, that's true. When you see the height live.

When his family came, they were like so cool too. Yeah. Everybody was so cool. They were. He was like friend and like brother or whatever. But I think they're not together. Yeah. That's what you're going to say.

I forgot about her to be honest. Yeah, like I periodically check on some of these people's social media accounts, like the ones that I don't follow. And I was actually looking at Indias recently. And they, like, posted one time kind of like around the maybe a week or so, two weeks after the reunion show. And it's been radio silence since then. There are rumors that she cheated on him. What? I don't know.

I don't know if that's true. But if you cheat on OVee, you're just a buffoon. Scum. Yeah. OV? My OV doesn't deserve. She cheated on. No, it's just not right.

It's not right. Love Islands, India, Reynolds, stuns in bikini after admitting OV split was, quote, difficult. What was the split about, though? Let's see if it says. This is on the Daily Star. Oh, this was, oh, this was like two days ago. Uh-oh. So apparently it was they just split.

India Reynolds pleaded for the beach on her Instagram page just a week after her split from OV. Let's see if there is anything. The like the most, the part that I look back on for Ovi was when like he cried when his friend left. Oh, yes. Yeah. Yeah. Who was it? Was it George?

I don't remember. I don't think it was George. Oh, but I think it was somebody from Casa Moore though. Because he was like, it was like his OG dude. Yeah, I have no one of them to fight for him. Yeah, I have no one of them to fight for him. I'm supposed to be one of his only friends and I ain't even fight for him. He's such a sweetie and he's so nice.

He wouldn't cheat on you. No. Ovi would stay faithful. I don't think Ovi would ever do that. No. I think it might have been Ovi and George. Now I'm trying to look at up. An insider told Mail Online the reality stars decided to end their relationship due to their jam pack schedule

proclaimed it was an amicable decision to go their separate ways. And it was George who he cried over. George was the blonde one, right? George was a blonde one who didn't even talk, Ovie. It was literally just didn't talk. A Kendall. My favorite thing is when George, it was George and Lucy got kicked off together. And they're like, would you ever do anything differently?

She's like, yeah, if you would have talked. Yeah, that was funny. They made out, but no talking. I don't really have that many regrets, but for Lucy's sake, maybe. Talk more? Yeah, I've chate to her a little bit more. I would have made out with him too. Yeah, I mean, he's so hot.

He's good to look at. Yeah. So yeah, India and Ovi, now they're done. Whatever it is what it is. I'm happy Ovi. She's beautiful, but she's really beautiful. Doesn't deserve Ovi. Yeah, I think Ovi could do better. He deserves a very good girl.

Ovi could date like a Gigi Hadee now. Yeah, I feel like Ovi should jump over across the pond. Anything's possible. Anything's possible. I need a love island like cross into America with some kind of a select. I need a love island and Bachelor contestant together. Oh, oh.

What? There is one. There's one. Who? Season four, y'all. Oh, yeah. Dates Lisa Rina's daughter, Delilah. Yeah. Okay, that's a nice one. I don't like y'all. He's so dushy. Do you see that he's, they have like a singing group. They're like on some singing show and they all sing. It was the X Factor. I don't know why the hell I was watching it. I was down at my parents and they're like, do you want to watch the X Factor? I'm like, it's a love island thing. It's like a celebrity X Factor. It's like all celebrities who like don't sing but who can sing. Kevin McHale was on it. Yeah, Kevin McHale was on it. I didn't see any of this. Yeah. And it was like. Samira. Am I missing out? Michael?

No. I didn't watch. I didn't watch. Arabella? No. No, no. The other one. Zara.

Zara. Zara. I didn't. They're in like a group. They're a group. It's okay. You haven't watched any of seasons? I thought you watched some of it.

First few episodes, but it didn't really stick. Oh, it will stick. You just have to give it a little bit. I'm finishing three now. I've truly gotten down on my knees and back to finish season four. I'm three. Wait, who's in season four? Jack and Danny.

Oh, yeah. Well, you just name a thing. and Laura and I love season four. I'm just naming names. Oh, and Megan, like the hottest girl in the world. Yeah. What order did you watch it in? I watched from season one to five.

And season one is crazy. Yeah. And it's interesting the contestants that they choose for them and how they have changed throughout the seasons. I've looked up some of the people from season three just on Instagram and I'm like, oh my God, they all change their faces. Oh, yeah. Well, here's the difference.

The people now have probably changed their face before they go on. Oh, yeah. But season one, it's like this is definitely pre-phillar, Botox, Nose Jocs. I, like, Montana on season three, I was like, she was so gorgeous. And I looked at her Instagram like yesterday and was like, I was like, what did she do to her face? I know. She was so pretty. I was like, oh, my God.

Now I have to look it up. I know exactly you're talking about. Yeah. Scary. Wait, I mean. But also, they get hotter and hotter each season. But maybe it's faker and faker. Wait, well, that's what I was trying.

It's fine to say without being a dick. No, it's fine. I mean, it is what it is. But the thing is, I don't care. Like, if you look good. Get those venous, girl. Right? That's what I'm saying.

People, like, like, Bella Hadid is gorgeous. Yeah. But she's so fake. And I'm like, but she's gorgeous, you know? And listen, you talk a lot of shit until you have millions of dollars and you do the same thing. And then you want to do it. Yeah.

I want that brow lift. I want the under eye filler. Well, that's not that expensive. So bad. It's like a couple hundred dollars. I know. I could do it, but then I feel like you fall down. You're too young.

Exactly. I need to wait. She's 22. I'm 22. I can't do that. Way too young. Yeah, I need to wait. I started Botox like 25.

Sorry, so 25. You have a couple years, but don't do filler until you need it. No, no, no. But I have the, it's just like what you're born with, you know, the under eye, butthole eyes. Oh, my God. She does look totally different. Oh, yeah.

She kind of looks like, um. She added some stuff. This is going to be kind of like, like. like a balloon face like caylin but oh she does kind of look like caylin from afar yeah yeah her she her face like is like is just completely different it's crazy all right back into the okay anyway okay uh yes moving on fourth place we had mora and curtis who are still together who are still together love mora favorite person other than ovi yeah ever on any season mora is my favorite reality person ever out of any show to ever exist

Bachelor challenge. Mora came out with the podcast and like, and Rhea was like, I have to listen to this. I was subscribed right away. Just to hear her talk. Is it like a Love Island one or it's just her? Well, it's sponsored by Boohoo, of course. Oh, yeah.

Oh, I don't think it's like. I'll get the scoop. Yeah. And it's like 15 minutes each week. But I have to listen to it just to hear her voice. She has so funny. You got to play, you got to play some more of favorites right now. Fanny Flutters.

My God. Like I am having Fanny Flutters. I'm not even joking. I swear to God, the things I would do to that man. I'm not even joking. Is she joking? I couldn't give a shite. Does she turn down like I do?

So good. She was the perfect person to come into the villa. She came in with Elma. Poor Elma didn't really... Oh, I forgot about Elma. She didn't really stand a chance. Had a little thing, right? Yeah.

Didn't really stand a chance with Mora coming in because Mora just like outshines everybody. Wasn't it Amber who like really was not nice to her when she walked in? Nobody was... Nobody was nice to her. Girls were a bitch. Well, Mora also, I hated Mora when she first came in. Because I'm like, this hot...

bitch coming in like she owns the place she was super sexual oh yeah and like and like so all over Tommy and I'm like this is fucking gross yeah and then you see a real personality and you're like this girl is amazing right I want to be best friends with her she is the funniest girl and she's also super hot but off the first look you're like oh this girl's gonna be the classic hot annoying girl yeah you can't help but fall in love with her she's 100% and her accent just makes her so much better. So good. Like this heavy-ass Irish accent on this hot babe.

Right. We're literally letters and words just like disappear. There's no age isn't. My boyfriend was like she sounds like an old Irish woman when you close her your eyes. But then you open them up and you're like, oh wow. Like a supermodel. Yeah, exactly. So she ended up with Curtis. They are still dating.

There was an okay spread. Curtis. Oh, I saw that. An okay spread to announce that they are dating, which shocked me. I didn't think that they were really going to. make it. I liked the pair up because it was weird and it was so unexpected. You're like, Curtis is the guy that you like. Like, what the hell? But it kind of works. But then I'm like, I don't know if it would actually work in real life kind of thing. I know. I liked it on the show a lot.

And then like afterwards, I was like, I don't know how this is going to work after. But the way that sweet old Amy handled Curtis just... We can lead into the couple of switch portion now. because Curtis is the perfect example of completely completely changing his mind he was all in on Amy he asked her to be his half-girlfriend or whatever it was so stupid

so stupid and it seemed like it was too good to be true at the time and it was too good to be true because yeah it was so funny though to listen to them say half-girlfriend so many times like so seriously and these are adults he asked me to be my half-girlfriend well poor Amy who has ever had a boy friend before. She's probably had no experience whatsoever

and she... That half felt real good. And that half, it's like you're just so green and naive and you believe in love. And you're like, no, then the world's going to shit on you. Imagine... But she was pretty negative a lot, right? Right, but imagine... I would be negative too if I was like, how old was she 25, 26? And like, she might have been older than that.

Well, she was insecure. And was like, she was insecure. She never had a boyfriend. Like, that can show. That's tough. Imagine the one time you do get a boyfriend. He doesn't even want to be your full boyfriend. He's like, it needs to be a half. Like half boyfriend. I mean, I would also be like, fuck my life.

Nobody wants to be my full boyfriend. So she was stuck with half boyfriend Curtis. I understand that. And all of a sudden, Curtis's head switched and Casa more happened. It turned. But it wasn't. His head turned. But it wasn't really the people at Casa Amor that made Curtis interested.

It was, I guess, it was between Mora and Francesca who came in. and you know Francesca just did not have did not have the spice that more I had so I have a little bit of like a theory on Curtis so I think that he went into the show and he found Amy and they were like the mom and dad of the house and that has happened into some of the past seasons and then those people always win always because they're always the fan favorites it's not always like this it's not like the Tommy and Molly May like the hot sexy ones it's like the super cute ones that people have their personalities then they started doing those things where they had people vote on their favorites and they were always in the bottom three and I think once he saw that, then he was like, wait a second. I got to switch something up because I don't actually really like her that much. Yeah. And that's when I think he did his little bait switch. I like that theory. I can 100% get behind that because I feel like definitely so many people go in with like a strategy of like, okay, who am I going to like that this is like going to make sense. I feel like I'll mention it since I'm watching season three right now. Like Johnny kind of did.

that with Camilla. Like everybody loved Camilla and Johnny was like, I know I'll be safe. Yeah. If I'm linked with her because the people voted and they always love her. Like the audience votes, they loved her. And then you're safe. And then I think he was like, oh shit, this is who I should stay with. Yeah.

But the people weren't loving Amy. Because I didn't love Amy, but I liked Curtis. I felt so bad for me. It's like you're just like, oh, you poor thing. I know. It's sad. It was really just, it was really just feeling bad for her. I do like, I do like Curtis.

lot. He seems like a fun time and I would love for him to take me dancing. Oh my god. Him dancing is so funny. It cracks me up every time. I'm like you should you just don't seem like you should dance. Right. He's just too big. Yeah. Like it seems like he's a little clumsy looking. Yeah. His social media is so is so funny now because he's like he really is a legit dancer. Like he's on the dancing of the, it's basically the UK dancing with the stars. He, right after the show, he was like posting about this like special that he was going to be and he was in like this goofy costume and there was like a whole billboard of him. Oh my god. Oh my gosh. Such a goof and he facetunes the hell out of his photos. Yeah. He does. I'm like, wow, bro, chill with the smoothing tool. This is insane. Yeah,

sometimes I can't tell if he just has a really good skin or if it's a only tool. It's smoothing no shot. I don't know. I get fooled. But him and Tommy Fury's relationship, their romance, their romance was amazing. Um, people. were trying to tell me if you watch season three, then you know Kemp and Chris. Chris and Kemp, so good. But I just, I don't feel it like I do with Tommy and Curtis. Tommy. You don't? No, and I haven't finished season three yet, so maybe I haven't really, you haven't gotten the full. Is he like a father figure to everyone like Curtis? Because that was, no.

Curtis was a father figure, but also had bad advice. No, and this is another thing. In the beginning, so there is also this whole, there's all these theories about Curtis. In the beginning, they're thinking that, because there is like a huge thing about a lot of the cast members' mental health because there were some things that had happened in the past. So they now have like therapists, you know, coming to the show. Like Amy left to go see a therapist for a while. But anyways, there's this theory that Curtis was really like this therapist. And he was there to kind of like get the inside scoop and help everybody. Wow. And then in the beginning, it seemed like he was because he was giving everybody this amazing advice. And then he just started fucking up over and over and over again. And I'm like, never mind. Yeah, yeah. Oh, man, I was really into that. And so you brought up the fact that he legitimately gave people. And also just dumped Amy and also just dumped Amy flat in her face. Yeah, he was just like, see ya. And then he was like the Mora thing was weird for a while too.

It's just he was just not, not the Curtis that you thought he was in the beginning. Very, very true. He wasn't. All right. So we had Curtis that went from Amy to Mora. And then we talked about Michael and Amber and Joanna and Greg. Let's talk about Mora. when she first came in, she went for Tommy Fury.

Yeah. And then she was with Tom, right? Yeah. And then Tom, Tom sucked on mom. Tom sucked. And then Tom said, let's see if she's all mouth. Oh. Like, are you fucking kidding me, dude?

Down with Tom. As soon as she walked away, Mora heard it. And honestly, this is where I started to really love Mora. I was like, fuck yeah. She was not having any of that shit. She was like, see you, Tom. I love her because she's. stands up for herself so much.

And she got, like, she got treated like shit and she never deserved any of it. And she was just like, fuck all of you guys. Right. Because the girls were like hollering from the roof, you know, making comments at her. And then she just went when she fed Michael and Amber lost her shit. I feel like a lot of girls would like crack in that moment and then like start yelling back at the girls and whatnot. But she just flirted her way and then was herself and ended up making friends. And then wait.

But who'd she go to after time? So then after Tom hated him It was just kind of a Nora staying because she's Yeah because she's Mora And she's God And then I and she ended up with Curtis

I don't remember who she was with I think there was a point I just remember there was like a time where she I forget who she told But she was just like Revealed that she like liked Curtis And everyone was like the fuck Like what?

I'm not so that She was like I remember the clip I was like he's so manly Yeah And everybody's like who Who's manly? Wait what?

What about when she said, oh, when she said, my vagina is trobbin. My vagina is trobbin. It's trobeam. It was, oh my God, one of my favorite lines. She's the best clothes. Oh, I think she told, or he told Tommy and then Tommy told Molly, right? And then it spread that way. What, that she like Curtis?

Or that he like, like him and more were a thing or something. I don't know. I don't remember. Oh, no, no, no. That was with Bell and Anton. That was the Bell and Anton situation. which we haven't talked about yet. We haven't talked about Bell or Anton.

So, yeah, Mora ended up with Curtis. Tommy originally liked Lucy. Oh, yeah. Let's talk about Lucy. So we got to talk about Lucy, who's Noah's favorite and many guys' favorites. I liked Lucy up until she started to become a cry, baby. Tommy liked Lucy at first, and then Lucy wasn't interested because she was with Joe. And then Tommy was with Molly.

Joe ended up getting removed from the villa because people didn't like Joe. I didn't really like Joe. He didn't do it for me whatsoever. He's so cute. I would have loved him if I was like 18 years old. Yeah. But he was kind of a little bitch. Yeah.

100%. The thing that was like my red flag with Lucy is like was like you said really like the cry baby. I don't girl. I don't hang out with girls like that was my red flag. I was like oh man. And this it's not to judge those out there, you know, only have guy friends. But like that is a red flag to me.

I'm like, why don't you have girlfriends? Yeah. And because you're in the villa with all of these people like don't. you want to just hang out with some girlfriends? I mean, you're with these people every single day. You're going to need a strong foundation to help you. I mean, guys aren't. You sound like you're on the show right.

I know. She's talking to Lucy in a corner. I felt bad for her watching it. I was like, wow, there's banging up on her. Of course. See, but that's why guys. That's how she gets guys because she makes guys feel bad for her. I mean, look, she played the classic like I'm just friends.

Like, I just want to be friends with Tommy. I only have guy friends. I only ever hang out with guys. And then, you know, One week later she is telling Tommy again that she has feelings for him and she just had to get it off her chest. She's definitely the type of girl that will fuck your boyfriend. Exactly. You got to keep her away.

Well, it also goes back to like Tommy Fury. What girl is going to be friends with Tommy Fury and not want to bang Tommy Fury? Yeah. Because he's Tommy Fury. Although I just think she had that strategy in her mind the whole time. I think she thought like I'm going to become best friends with him and he's going to fall in love with me. And then I'm going to swoop in at the end. She's going to think that she's going to think that she's,

doing like a more of her right she thought the whole time oh we're friends you're right she was planning this whole thing um and then she ends up i mean Tommy's like no I don't like you thank God I would like my mess I know it was a once again another standup move by Tommy Fury but Lucy and Joe are together yeah so weird it crazy turn of events because when they kicked Joe out and Lucy was crying and everyone was like we just didn't see you with Joe I mean you were hanging out more with Tommy, like just didn't seem like a work. And she was crying. She was like, no, it really would work on the outside. And maybe she was right. Maybe she was right, because now they're together. But my thing with Joe that I didn't like is he seemed very controlling

and manipulative. Like he was kind of like puppet mastering her a little bit. And that's why, well, that's probably not why she was so, such a cry baby. But it was just this weird push and pull of a little bit of like vitality with them that I don't know. I felt like he was also very insecure in that space. Like I think... Well, because he's like this little twirby guy. Right, exactly. Like, I think he was super...

I think he felt super insecure, so he tried to like play that dominant role and I don't think it was for him. And I feel like, I'm hoping he's not really like that in real life and that was like the pressures of the show making it be like, I need like a girl and she can't like anybody else.

I think he knew like people were going to like Lucy. Yeah. That environment's got to be absolutely I don't know what Oh it's not an environment for me I don't know what kind of person I would turn into on the violence scary one scary I get like crazy cap and fever just staying in my apartment

for a full day I can't imagine being like locked up in a villa for six weeks And then having like this social experiment done on me I'm going to insane too It is basically just a social experiment It is and seeing how these people survive in the end It's like survivor Except without all the crazy

challenges. They just need to survive by sitting in that house. The crazy thing to me is that they really just sit around. Sit around and wait for producers like, tell them challenges sometimes. Sometimes. The challenges.

It's just like an activity. But drama came from those challenges a lot. Yeah, a lot of drama came from the challenges. They just sit around and talk. They can't have music. They obviously can't have TV. They can't have anything. Did you ever notice that they used to smoke?

all the time and now they can't smoke. So apparently, if they want to smoke, there's a designated smoking area, but only one person can go at a time. What? So you can't have conversations when you're smoking. Because I felt that since, obviously, like I said, I'm going backwards. So, like, watching season three, I'm like,

they're all chain smoking. Like, chain smoking. It's all you could do there, though. You're sitting around. I think that I would probably be chain smoking as well. And it was so funny because my roommate was like, have they always smoked on the show? I was like, no, I think the rules changed because this is not what they do on the, the, newer seasons. It is weird. I wonder why they change certain things, but there's probably because nobody

wants to watch them smoking. Yeah, I think there's just like an unattractiveness to like watching people chain smoke. Yeah, and then it makes the viewers want to smoke or whatever it is. Maybe it's just like a moral thing. Yeah. Or just like literally in a like an aesthetic. I think it's what they want their show to be like clean. She beautiful wonderland in Spain like not filled with cigarettes and ashtray. All right. Moving on. We have to talk about Anna and Jordan because they were a sneaky, strong couple for a while. And I just had a feeling that this was going to come crashing down. And it did towards the end of the season.

Anna and Jordan thought they had this in the bag. Although Anna did leave Jordan for Ovi at one point and then went back to Jordan because she felt like, you know, the connection wasn't there with Ovi. I mean, I don't know how, but whatever, whatever. So she ends up with Jordan. And shit hits the fan. because Jordan decides to tell Curtis and others that he's feeling India. And Curtis advises him to tell India those feelings.

I really want to tell you to try and work things out with Anna. I really do. But that would be the wrong advice. I'd give you. I feel like you should go and speak to India and just express and see what happens. Before we're talking to... Before talking to Anna. But this was also like a day after he asked Anna to be his girlfriend.

Yes. He had just, they'd been girlfriend and boyfriend for two days. And Curtis, remember when Curis or Mora and Mora was like, I have to go down with my friend? Like literally stormed away. Mora just went straight to Anna.

You see Jordan go grab India. They sit down. Jordan can't even get a word out. Anna goes storming over. Oh my God. One of the best moments in the season, if not the best moment. I really thought she was going to knock him out.

Oh shit. Yeah, he's like, he literally like, oh shit. Yeah. Oh, shit. Sit down. I'm gone, I'm out, I'm out, I'm back, I'm back. She's me best mate. I'm going to be there.

What? Is this actually for real? What? You like her? I'm having a conversation with her. I know, did you look? I never said that I like her. That's what more I just told me.

Do you like her? I'm having a conversation. You just asked me out and you like that. Is that how much of a fucking idiot you are? What the fuck? You actually that fucking idiot? What are you actually that fucking idiot? All right.

Are you actually like, I ask a girl out, what are you talking about then? I'm having a conversation. What are you talking about then? I have the fucking right to know. You're my boyfriend. Mr. fucking boyfriend,

fucking fake dickhead. What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? Who are you talking about? I'm talking about how I feel, which I tried to explain to you today, but you started losing her.

You didn't talk about India, did you? Do you know what you look like? You look like a piece of shit. You ask a girl out of two days later. You ask a girl to be your girlfriend, and then two days later, you're hitting on her? That's fucked up.

I'm a hitting on her. I'm just trying to tell me today that you're like another goal. Two days! Two days! What kind of guy asks your goal to be their girlfriend and two days they are? They crack on with a fucking enough girl. I'm not cracking on there. I heard!

I had a fucking feeling as well. You were good? Yeah, I'm fine. I was like, what the fuck? You grab another girl in front of my fucking face. What? I'm not allowed to have a conversation. You are you?

What are you? What are you? What about? It's disrespectful for her to be sitting all there like a goddamn mold. Yeah, but you don't even know what I've said. You don't even know what I've said. That's not the point. That's not the point.

That's not the point. What's the point then? I'm not allowed to have a conversation with someone. You're not. You're not. You're not saying that I like the girl. I have another girl come and tell me that. You're not the point.

When did I say that I like her? When did I say that I like her? You just said to me that. I was going to try and tell you today. When did I say that? You just said it! You're a fucking liar. What did I say?

What idiot? Why would he think that was a good idea? Ovi comes over. He grabs India's head. he escorts her out of the way. Anna is screaming her head off. She's like, you like India, whatever, whatever she was saying.

And honestly, I can't even imagine being in Anna's position because imagine you're in the villa. Somebody asks you, you've been dating this whole time. They're finally official. And then you see him go tell somebody else that he's about to tell this girl that he's into her?

In what world was that going to be okay? Yeah, it's like what? You know, this girl that you've been spending all your time with, you know she is a fucking firecracker. And she will literally like eat you and spit you out. Like, and he still did it. It made me laugh because not only like it was such a huge blowup and such a mistake that not only was Jordan in trouble, but like everyone was pissed at Curtis too. Everyone was like Curtis.

Are you kidding me? Like they were just mad at him for giving the worst advice of all time. Like more like actually wanted to kill Curtis. Right. I mean it was the worst advice of all time. worse advice but I kind of was trying to like find a way to stick up for Curtis because I was like you know it's bad advice but he didn't have to listen to the advice I mean Jordan should have heard that advice and been like that's bad advice like that's an interesting way to go about things in what world will that have had a good ending oh no well how could you have seen that going that it would make sense for you it did not um they both went home I don't really remember what happened after that but they both left I just remember a very awkward like post interview yeah yeah having that to stand next to each other. She was like, her arms cross.

I want a murder at the reunion. They were like kind of close to each other. And it wasn't like, it seemed like they didn't necessarily hate each other. But she was like, yeah, no, I don't, I mean, I don't want anything to do with him. Yeah, because I think he was lying about something else again. Yeah, yeah. Shocker. Yeah.

We did not talk about Bell and Anton yet or Chris and Harley, which I think are just the other two stand out couples. the whole cast I'm looking at. I don't think there's anything else. But Bell and Anton. Anton was somebody who was friend zoned. The entire season, he made it

basically until the end without ever actually having a real relationship until Bell came along. Yeah. And do you remember their blowout fight? It was when he gave his number to the checkout girl in the grocery store and in Mayokra.

Tommy told Molly May. The only other girl ever, like it's used to see one girl and you give your number to them? Yeah. I mean, Anton, I would not date Anton. Cheeky phone. Anton has, there is not one cell in my body that is attracted to Anton. No, not at all. Like, he is, he like friends owned himself. Yeah. He's just such a dwee? He's such a dwee, but then he's so kind of desperado for girls to like him and it's just not attractive at all. No, I agree. I agree. And what about in the reunion when he was called out for unfollowing Molly May on Instagram and then when they asked him about it. He just said, he doesn't like her. He said that, because he likes her. Because he liked her in the beginning.

jealous because he's like, oh, Molly Mae doesn't like me. Typical guy. You can't get the girl. And now I don't want to follow her, like happy in her relationship. Out of spite. And Molly even said, you know, like, oh, I thought we were friendly. And he was like, I don't think we're friends. It was just so. Yeah, because you want a boner. Right. And she doesn't like you. Exactly. And you have to deal with that now. And you don't look like Tommy Fury. Sorry. Right. So Anton and Bell also broke up once the show ended. Shocker. I mean, Bell's dad scared the shit out of me. Was her dad again? Her dad was like, just picture somebody in the mob. Like he was just like, yeah, a British mob. Yeah, he was scary. I would not want to be Bell's boyfriend.

No, no, no. No, they ended pretty quick. Chris and Harley, I think. Chris and Harley were straight up the worst couple. They were pretty useless. What sucks? Because I loved Chris. He was so funny that I'm like,

another guy i'm like ambrie you should go on for Chris like more was with Chris for a little bit yeah yeah yeah I think they're good friends now I see them posting together a lot it seems like everybody loves Chris I see Chris invited I see Chris invited to all the events he's like the class clown I love a class clown and he's hot

yeah he's got great hair yeah he does have good hair line hot yeah funny funny what else could you need the one that we haven't talked about that I do want to mention quickly is Danny and Jordan Jordan Jordan oh Jordan Because Danny and Jordan did leave.

One of them laughed, or they both left. And then they were dating in real life for a while. Now, this says, Love Island Babe, Jordon has dumped boyfriend Danny Williams after hearing claims he's been flirting with other women. This was at the end of October. So it says the brunette beauty dumped her man after growing weary of his party loving ways. Taking to Instagram, she said, I generally had such a great time in my relationship. and I don't regret the decisions I've made as far as choosing to give someone a chance. However, I have boundaries and relationship.

There are things I won't tolerate. Lack of respect, disloyalty, and dishonesty are amongst those things. I know people will come with the I told you so. You should have listened. Maybe it's true. And more than likely laugh in my situation. Blah, blah, blah. She really wrote a long caption.

The love was real. It hurts now. Blah, blah, blah. Okay, they're broken up. Okay, they're broken up. I never liked Danny. Danny, okay. Now, Danny screwed over Ywanda and I loved Ywanda.

Yeah, she was so sweet. I really loved Ywanda. And I thought like those two, I thought those two could have like made sense together. I felt like Ywanda brought out like a good side in Danny. But ultimately it probably would have been a problem. Okay, he was with Yawande and then who was he with after? Didn't he go to a couple? Arabella.

And then, yeah, he was just. Yeah. whopping around with all these girls. I don't trust him. He seemed like a dick. Like not... For sure. Yawande could 100% do better.

And you know, now that there are so many seasons, you see people like getting together from different seasons. Oh, yeah. Arabella dates West now. Oh, I saw that. Yeah. It's so weird. So bizarre.

It's like the Bachelor World. It really is. You go on it and then it's like you have this whole new pool. Like, right. I know. I know. All of a sudden I just saw like an Instagram photo on my explore page of West and Arabel together.

and I was like, what the? And it's weird. My brain, like, didn't register. I was like, they can't be together. Like, they don't. Different seasons. They don't know each other. What is going on?

But then I was like, what am I? They don't know each other. They weren't on the same season. Yeah. This doesn't make sense, but it makes a lot of sense. I thought that Arabella was going to be a key player in this season. And then boom, gone. I mean, she was so hot when she walked in.

I think she was almost too hot. That, like, all the girls were like, this girl's too hot. No, but you also need the personality as well to stay on the show. She didn't really have that much of a person. No, she was so hot and the personality just wasn't there. And then Danny just sucked. So it was just not a good pairing. Danny was also way more into like his, I think obviously Love Island like you're there for friendships.

His boyfriend's way more than finding a relationship, which I get you're making friends there, but also it's called Love Island. And how he like came across to the public. Yeah. Yeah. He was worried about his image the whole time too. The whole time. I think that really wraps it up on important couples and stand out moments in the season. unless you guys have any other extra thoughts about the season?

I think that was, I think that was about it. I do want to know what, Jack, what your favorite Love Island slang is. Like what, like, what have you picked up on? Because there are things that I've, like, started to say in my regular life, and I'm like, nobody knows what I'm talking about. Shit, I haven't watched it in a second.

What are yours? And then it'll jog my memory. Mugging off. Yeah. Pied. Pie. It's so good. Like a mug or pie.

Grafting. Rrafting. is my one of my favorite. I try to explain grafting. Like grafting also doesn't make sense. It doesn't make sense. I never, I'm so confused.

But like I understand like a bad thing. But it's like. It's like when you're trying too hard. I can't explain it. Is grafting like when you're. It's like when you're flirting yourself out there like too much. Yes. But it's like yeah, you need to like you're being a little desperate.

Yeah. Flirting to try to get the, try to convince the person to like you. Right. So like and I guess. And I guess I think like boys. should be grafting and girls shouldn't be grafting. Yeah. Unless you fuck up, like as a girl, unless you do something bad, then you should probably

graft to the guy to get him back. Right. So as an example, like, if a girl maybe hasn't been coupled up for a while or she like hasn't had a guy, like I'm watching in season three right now, Montana said to one of the other girls like, I feel like I should be grafting, like grafting. And the girl was like, Amber was like, why should you be growled? Like, are, what? Like they should come to you.

Like you shouldn't be doing. it. So I feel like... It's like courting. It's courting, but I feel like... Yeah, but like more intense. Yeah. Cording sounds like very... Like, classy.

Yeah. Like, courting sounds like very respectful and classy. Grashing is like the trashy version of courting. Grafting, they're like bribing you. Yeah, it's kind of. I could see that, yeah. Like having a sugar daddy. Right.

But not really. But like they're just paying shit for you and they're like trying to... Crofting. Because like courting would be nice. definition right here says to work hard at getting a girl or boy to like you. Yeah, you're trying to convince somebody to like you. Yeah. Like you really need to put in the effort to have them decide that they like you.

So you're grafting, you're putting in the work. Yeah, putting in the work. Right. What are what else? They say mugged off so much. Like it's, yeah. What was the word that Lucy? Crack on.

Lucy started to try to make Bev a thing. Lucy tried to make that up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, he's a Bev. Like, she can't make Bev happen, Lucy. Yeah. And I was pissed because they kept putting it on in the beginning. I was like, you're going to do this for her.

It pisses me off. Was Ovi the one who, like, made the text message thing where he, like, would add, message? Text. Go to text. Message. That's a good one, too. I can't think of any others, though. God, there's so many good ones, though.

There's so many. That's why I feel like that it's hard to even think of because now they're just, like, a grain to my head. Feeling like a mug. Yeah. Cracking on. Island Dictionary. Okay.

Your head getting turned. I had to, somebody going to turn your head. My head was turned. Pied, Bev, melt, mugged off, vibes.

No, that's not. No. Grafting. They say bravo. Why is connection in here as one of like a Love Island term?

I don't know. Connection is just having a connection. Um, obvious. Oh, a sort. Hmm. A term to describe

so when a person finds physically attractive. Fit. Proper fit. Oh, fit. Proper fit. Proper fit. Buzin? To be said.

Oh, I'm buzzing. Buzin is so. Buzin is a good one. Buzin is a good one. Oh, look at Curtis when he was, I'm buzzing. Oh, God, Curtis. And that shirt. Banter.

Banter. Banter. Right. They're like, if she has good, like, nobody's funny. It's like if you have good banter. Yeah. Not humor. It's banter.

Yeah. Nobody's funny on this show Because everyone has great banter Great banter Great banter All right So to wrap it up Let's name our

Top 5 people each From this season We can all take a second To think about it But Okay Can I look at your Yeah you can look at my list

Yeah you guys can See all my choices Are you saying like People that you like Or just for the show That like made the show No the people that you like Your favorite people on the show

favorite personal character i would go mora ovi Tommy oh my god you're reading my mind right now i'm literally saying i'm saying it in my head um i liked juanda a lot and i was sad she got sent home early so i'm gonna go with you wanday and curtis maybe everybody else after those few i'm just kind of like they're all yeah they're all like they're all just kind of lumped together i think i would say mora ovi Tommy Molly May and Curtis. So two couples and Ovi. Yeah.

Ovi. Right. Sorry, India, you didn't have the personality for me. No, she really didn't. No, we didn't really see a lot to her either. Well, of course you would. You're number one. Classic.

Classic. Number one by far? I mean, yeah. For like, liking-wise, yeah. Have you dated a lot of bitches before? Bitches? Yeah. What do you mean?

Like, like, like, Lucy? Yeah, that have, like, fucked you over? No. No. Interesting. Just a thing for it. I'm like this seems like your type. I mean,

I've never did like a surfer girl. I was going to say, have you always liked the... I honestly haven't liked people like her. I'm trying to think of like who the main ones are. I'm forgetting their... Anastrophe a Rob. Oh, wait, no, she played...

Oh, but I did like in that movie. So maybe that is a thing I haven't thought about. Yeah, yeah. Maybe that's an untapped market. Any surfers out there. Yeah, go to California soon. Yeah, there you. Oh, great point.

All right, well, this has been amazing finally. We're getting, I think, two, like two shows. I know. Not coming up. There's going to be a winter one. Yep, winter love island. I'm so ready. I'm so ready.

Have you watched the Australia? No, my mom just started watching it and she says it's amazing. I'm going to start tonight. We've been told by a lot of people to start Australia. Yeah. I think I have to finish season three first and then I'll start Australia. What did you, did you watch the U.S. one. I watched a couple episodes. It would do it for me. It's not good.

It was bad. People, it's, they, it's, they didn't cast it right. It's all about casting. And none of the people just seemed to, nobody like caught my eye at all. I, I said this the other day, they really need to spice that. Maybe go for the people around the 500,000 mark this time. Yeah. I know, like, I'm not saying it has to do followers, but these people know how to work a crowd. They need some personalities in there. And they need CASA more. I think they didn't do CASA Moore for it. No, they didn't. It was just straight through. boring. I think it was very, it was four weeks.

What was interesting about it was like, I, I don't know, maybe it's because of watching the British version. They all seemed like so unattainable. Yeah. Kind of. And they cat, the way they cast the US version, I was like, I could be, like, these are like my friends. Like these are like people that I know. Like they're way too normal. Yeah. Alex and Dylan, who are still together. Like I like Alex a lot.

I think she's super sweet. But like, she would literally really be one of my friends. Went to Penn State, like, worked in PR and, like, loves the George brothers. Like, I'm like, me and Alex would be friends. And she ended up with, like, a lacrosse player from Long Island. I'm like, she's dating, like, my boyfriend. Like, right.

Well, it's, like, kind of how they cast The Bachelor now. It's like, I'm the Bachelor Now is, like, basically a model. Right, right. And those people are a little bit more unattainable, and that's probably why we end up, like, getting drawn to them a little bit. Yeah. You're almost watching a movie. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know.

They need to step it up. I don't even know if they're doing that. And it was such a weird. They did. They did get a second season. They did. But it was also weird because it felt rushed because they only did it for like two weeks. No, I was like three weeks.

Yeah. So instead of like 60 episodes like you get for UK, they, there was like 30 maybe. And that's, it just didn't seem like enough time. It wasn't believable. But here's the thing. You said you can get through season three or whatever season that you're on? It's like it takes a little bit of time and you have to push through a little bit. And then all of a sudden it's just like, you hit a level and you're like, now I'm in love.

You have to get past like two weeks of the show. You have to watch like 14 episodes. You get attached to the characters in season five. I'm just like, no one's going to top this. No one won't watch any of the other seasons because he's like, nobody's going to be as good as season five. It's so, it was so good. Like you would say season five is the best. But it's also the most recent one I watched.

Yeah. I love that. I remember watching season one and I was like, this is the best thing I've ever seen in my life. Yeah. And that was season one. So maybe that's just every season. You're not going to get another Oval. You're not going to get more.

Like you don't. Yeah. But there's, but there's one from like, like I'm watching season three now and there's ones that I love. Like I absolutely love Marcel. I love like some of these other people. So I'm like there's a,

you just have to get into it. They're all different. But you love them and you love them in different ways. You learn to love them. You love all your children equally even though they're different. And then you love season five. Yeah. You always have a favorite, which is season five.

All right. Well, this wraps that up. Jack, what are you working on? What's going on? Tell everybody where to three? So Lady Gang, we just finished writing our book. That is so exciting. Comes out next summer. We're doing a big tour around it.

We just finished our summer tour. Lots of stuff in Lady Gang land. And then first degree is popping off. So if anybody likes murder, listen to that podcast. Everyone, go check those podcasts out and follow Jack on Instagram at Jack Vanik. I'm telling you she's one of my favorite follows. You post like super hot pictures, but you're also super real and I love it.

That is true. Definitely show both sides of Instagram. And you're also like kind of the tour life gal right now. So I always love watching your stories. I'm like, wow, she's in bumble fuck South Carolina. I wonder what she's doing there. I did nothing there. I just sat on my ass the entire day.

That's perfectly fine. It's amazing. Thank you for joining us. Thanks for having me. All right, everyone. That wraps up today's episode. We hope you enjoyed the Love Island recap. Let us know how you felt about it. And we hope you have a great week.

Everyone tell Ria to go finish season four. Thank you very much. Have a great weekend.