Chicks in the Office - Kardashians Recap With Joey & Pat + Beat Ria & Fran Game 36
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What's up, everyone?
It's Chicks in the Office with Rianne Fran, giving you that Friday energy on a Monday.
And we are gearing up to go on tour, ladies and gentlemen.
We leave tomorrow for San Diego, great and early.
Can't wait to see these beautiful faces.
right in front of me at the crack of dawn getting ready to go to san diego how are you guys feeling
i'm not ready i did not do enough of what i was supposed to do this weekend and uh will probably
be up pretty late worried about forgetting stuff today noah how about you i'm like there's just
any early flight there's a part of me that's like a little worried i'm going to miss it or like
sleep through.
Flight.
I have this terrible...
Please don't do that.
No, I don't want to.
This terrible quality about myself where
I really value sleep more than
most things.
And it's bad.
Like, I will cancel.
I will move things around just to get more sleep.
Like, flights, I'll be like, I will pay
whatever to get on a later flight.
And you just can't do that.
So I'm with you.
But I know I won't oversleep it.
I know that I'll wake up for it.
It's more like, I'd love to just snuggle right back into bed.
Sometimes I'll wake up and like my alarm didn't go off and it says the time.
Now, I don't understand why.
And I'm like, that could happen tomorrow.
It won't happen tomorrow.
Is it on your phone?
Like, do you use your phone?
On my phone, it'll just like randomly happen where like it didn't go off for some reason.
I don't know.
Or maybe you slept through it.
There's no way.
There's no way.
Well, true, because it doesn't shut off.
But, like, you could definitely, I think it's very possible, like, to be in sleep.
I'm just turn it off.
And, like, hit that stop button without realizing you hit the stop button.
Maybe.
I don't know.
Or the volume on your phone.
Either way, I'm not going to miss it.
I'm not going to miss it.
I am so excited.
I was looking at the itinerary that we set up.
Obviously, you know, we got the shows.
We're nervous about it.
that but this is going to be a lot of fun. We're going to have a lot of fun. We're going to all
these different places. We're doing a lot of cool things. It's going to be a little stressful at times,
but it's going to be a lot of fun. Right. We have no hair and makeup for a Wednesday.
We don't. We don't. We don't. We didn't plan that. We did nothing this weekend to get ready
for this trip. No, no. So we did not. What are you going to do? That's just the way.
We'll figure it out. We always do.
That's just the way it is.
Brandy babes, we got this.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So on the road.
I also like keep, it's not like,
I don't know why I'm so stressed about forgetting something.
Like we're going to be, I can find it.
Whatever I forget, I'll be able to find.
Exactly.
If you leave something behind, we will be able to get it.
Exactly.
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possibly. My mom yesterday, I was on the phone with her and she's like, don't forget to bring
your medicine. And I was like, what medicine? Like, and she's like, I don't know, Advil. I'm like,
they have that wherever we're going. Like, it's not like we're going into like a war zone.
I pack all of that. I make sure I have every medicine under the sun. I'm with this. I got allergy
pills. I got headache medicine. Let me tell you something, Noah. When when the time comes, when you want
that Advil. The last thing
you want to do was have to go out and buy
it. Yeah. You want that
shit. They probably have it in the
hotel, but yeah.
Sometimes they know. You want, you want the
good stuff. You want Accedron. Like you need
the good stuff. Yeah. But anyways, it's going to be a lot of fun.
We'll be locked and loaded. We will be
locked and loaded. Not
major topics to talk about today.
Yeah, you know what? Coachella happened this weekend again,
weekend two. You know what popped into
my head. Did you listen a lot to Elvis Duran in the morning show? In the morning show? Yeah.
Yeah. Like I was kind of thinking how like none of the topics are really like worth their own
extensive conversation. But it's kind of anytime I think that where it's like, oh, how do I,
how do we like rapidly just kind of go through some of the stuff that happened this weekend?
the Greg T's topic train song pops into my head.
Greg T's topic train.
I don't remember that.
You don't?
I remember his topic train.
I remember like War of the Roses.
Yeah.
Okay.
Greg T's topic train is basically what popped in my head is us just being like, well,
it was Gigi Hadid's birthday.
They all went out in New York.
They looked fantastic.
Blake lively.
aging backwards. Did you see her? I saw those pictures. Yes. Holy moly. She looks so good.
Kim and Pete went on a date to John Stewart being honored in D.C. He won an award.
Oh, yeah. I was at the Kennedy Center. I saw a lot of people were there. Kennedy Center.
She flew there. And then like you said, Coachella Weekend 2, Harry and Lizzo.
Yeah, Harry and Lizzo was very cool. Everyone was freaking out about that.
Coachella Weekend 2 is always
a little less exciting
than the first weekend because you see
everything the first weekend. What I thought was
interesting and shady
was Olivia O'Brien
tweeted that her
friends that don't make music will never
understand how important it is that
they show up to her sets.
And somebody replied
and wrote, I thought it was
really nice how you said in your
Zach saying interview that people
showed up to your, your friend showed up to your
coachella.
set even though they were feeling terrible. And she goes, that didn't happen weekend two.
So something must have happened with her friends where they didn't show up to her set the second
weekend. And I don't know why I'm invested in this drama, but now I am.
I got to say, like, I totally understand that. I get that. Like, you want your friends to support.
But if they're all there, weekend one, I think I'd feel kind of bad making them all show up again
for weekend two. No, but if they're at Coachella. Oh.
Oh, they were already there.
I think that's what she's implying.
Like, they were at Coachella and did not show up to her set.
Okay, then yes, 100%.
I agree with that.
You know, the coolest.
If you're already there, figure it.
Yes.
The coolest part to me is like seeing Harry Styles in the crowd watching Billy
Isles and just like other major artists just like watching as a fan.
Yeah, there's a video on TikTok that was like just once again,
and Timothy Chalmay everywhere.
That guy could not be stopped.
But there was one video that was like everyone was posting and resharing was
Olivia Wilde in the crowd and then like Kendall Jenner like right behind her.
Like Kendall was like taking pictures and Olivia was bopping around.
But yeah, I mean, Lizzo was an absolutely phenomenal person to bring out.
Their duet was amazing.
the selfie. Who still has a house phone?
The Chiffos. Their duet was amazing. The selfie she posted with him was very funny. I feel like Lizzo just absolutely loves Harry Styles as much as the rest of us do.
Billy Elish brought out Haley Williams, which was really cool. They sounded amazing together, singing some Paramore. It was awesome. Like those two, I couldn't think of honestly a better, a better duo that
makes sense. Like I've never really thought of them together. But when I saw the videos, I was like,
oh my God, that is the perfect person for for her to bring out. Every time I hear happier than ever,
I cry. It's such a great song. I listen to it like over and over and over again after I saw
the videos of them performing together. It's such a good song. It really is. It really is.
And then honestly, like, it was that that was the biggest stuff. You know,
been just dominating TikTok
is Selena Gomez. I don't know what she
like she loves TikTok. She loves acting
things out on TikTok and she did the
they did the hat song together
on TikTok which was very funny. It looked like they
maybe have some drinks. She had a white claw on her hands
ready to have a good time.
I'm confused by Selena Gomez on TikTok because
does that mean she's on the internet now?
Because remember she wasn't on the internet.
So I assume she is. It's not
that she's making these TikToks and having somebody post.
them for her. Yeah, I'm guessing because like she also posted three like on on Saturday night.
She posted three like within a minute of each other of like them trying to do the whole song and the
first two they like messed up in each one. So I got to imagine she was doing this herself.
Now I feel like maybe internet means like websites. You know, like she's, she's on.
TikTok. Maybe she's not on
Twitter, I doubt.
And maybe she has like some
restrictions with Instagram,
but maybe she's just like, she's not like
browsing the web,
Googling herself, things like that.
But she's, she's definitely on
TikTok. She's hard. Very active.
It's hard not to go on TikTok.
Yeah. Yeah.
Definitely.
The selling sunset
new season
is out. Everybody watch.
have Mary on Wednesday's episode.
So if you haven't finished the season yet, make sure you finish by Wednesday.
Do they have a beauty lens on the selling sunset cameras when they film?
Because why does everything?
Yeah, no, I know.
But this season especially, I'm like, what is happening?
Like, everything looks perfect.
Yeah, let me tell you.
We really do that kind of.
If only we could get that type of lighting, huh?
Jesus Christ.
We look.
We'd look phenomenal.
with that kind of lighting.
Yeah, since you brought that up,
I've seen some comments being like,
is it just mirrors the lighting like totally different?
We are trying to fix the lighting in the studio
and it's just not working right now.
It's terrible.
The lighting in our studio is so bad that I genuinely and friend to say to Noah,
like do we look that bad in person?
Because I am not under the impression that I look that bad in person.
I would like to think I look a lot better.
Boy, when that YouTube thumbnail shows up.
Oh my God.
I'm like,
I look like death as a human being.
Yeah.
Like that,
I resemble death.
Like when I see myself on camera,
I am like,
that is the most hard looking human being I've ever seen.
So we're trying to figure out this lighting,
but it's hard.
We changed it and it just made us look darker.
I don't.
It's terrible.
It's really awful.
Fixing the lighting was just some guy putting up paper lanterns above us.
Like,
I don't know.
the hell that did. Like I'm sure. Those were paper lanterns that you buy off Amazon for like $8.
No, it was like, it's, they have Bluetooth. You could change the light in them. I'm like,
eight year olds buy those for their bedrooms and they play with the light. Like they have a clicker
and change the lights. Right. I like how is that supposed to help? How is that supposed to help our studio?
It doesn't. We look terrible or I look terrible at least when I see. No, it's so it's awful.
That's a work in progress. Um, yeah.
You know what I watched this weekend that I actually really liked?
I thought was really good was the Abercrombie documentary on Netflix.
I want to watch that.
Kind of sad thing to bring up, but I just did not realize this.
Obviously, they talked about summer girls, LFO, you know, I like girls aware of Abercrombie and Fitch.
And two of the members of LFO are dead.
Is that awful? There's only three of them.
That really took a dark turn.
I know. I like, because I saw and, you know, TMZ had posted about one of the guys talking
about the song being in the documentary. And I was reading it. And it was like, two of the other
guys have passed away like in the last 10 years, both because of like cancer, like different types
of cancer. So awful. It was like, oh my God. It was like, because the headline was like the one
living member of LFO. I was like, how, what? That is really sad. I know. I know. But the
documentary is really, really good. The music is really, really good. It's a total
throwback. And it is very interesting because when Abercrombie, I felt like
started to go out of style for me and like my age, I didn't realize the bigger issues that
were happening because I was still kind of young enough to where my friends were just like,
the logo's not cool anymore. Like, it's too. Everything's too. Like, that was,
those were the reasons.
Like, it wasn't like, oh, they're selling like pretty like racist graphic t-shirts.
Like I, that was, I was, I think I was just like still too young.
And then, of course, like I remember the conversation around the hiring process and all things like that.
It was real, it was really good.
I highly recommend checking that out if you, if you haven't watched it.
I'm definitely going to watch that.
I think it's very interesting.
I tried watching the Von Dutch one and I was so bored.
to death with that.
But I think that this one sounds a lot more interesting.
Yeah.
And it's not too long.
It's like a little under an hour and a half.
And it moves really fast.
Like it's not,
they have a lot of like good,
good insightful people.
They have former employees.
They have journalists that covered,
you know,
Abercrombie during the time.
So it was really well done, I thought.
And I really liked it.
And yeah, I was going to say what.
Oh, to finish off, Greg.
T's topic train.
Zendaya is not going to be at the MetGal,
so let's just cancel it.
Yeah, I saw that.
She said she's got to work,
and people are very upset about that,
the second year in a row that she won't be at the Met Gala.
It's going to be okay.
I kind of feel like she must not really want to go.
You know, like, I understand working,
and like she's a professional,
and if she's scheduled to be on set,
she's probably not messing that up.
Like she's filming a major movie right now in Boston.
So like I get it.
But I also feel like she has the power to be like, guys, I need Monday off.
I'll be back on Tuesday.
Right.
But there's so much that goes into the Mechala, like the planning of the outfit and everything.
So it's like it's not just popping in real quick to go to the MacGala.
And Zendaya never misses when it comes to red carpet.
So she's not going to just throw something together.
She would never have that.
Nope, never would have that.
So she's, she probably wants to make it really good.
So if she's busy, she doesn't, she can't find the time to get ready to the Nacalla.
Yeah.
You're right.
We got to cut Sendea some slack.
She's a hardworking bitch.
You're right.
You're right.
I'm just sad because I really.
And like what this year's theme, oh, she just, she would have come up with something
incredible.
Oh, well.
Maybe next year.
Maybe next year we'll see some others.
Yeah.
I'm still holding out.
I'm still holding out for Kim and Pete to walk.
together. Oh, yeah. I don't think they'll walk together, but I think that they will take pictures
inside together. Yeah, I hope so. I hope so too. Okay. All right. Let's get into the show. We got
our Kardashians recap with Joey and Pat, who we work with from out and about, which is really just
a conversation with Joey and Pat. Yes. It's an interesting conversation for sure. It's more Joey and Pat
that it is Kardashians because I don't know like a lot of our listeners haven't met them that yet so
this is a very good intro to them and their podcasts and they're leaving to film barstle versus
America which we discussed as well so it's very funny it is very fun and we also have a
great beatry and fran great yeah great beat re and friend and for the people that say they don't like
beatry and fran a girl came up to me yesterday and the only thing she said was
how much she loves beat Reim Frank.
So that was the justification that I needed.
Boy, I really miss these criticisms.
I don't see this shit.
You don't read the podcast reviews like I do.
No.
And honestly, don't.
I try and stay away from the podcast reviews because it's just
podcast reviews are bloodbeth, especially for me.
It's just always mean shit.
It's a madhouse for no one in the podcast reviews.
Yeah.
Like I didn't check for a while.
I didn't check for a while.
And then I looked like last week.
And that's when I was like, oh, yeah, guys, I'm going to stop talking because.
Yeah.
And I said, don't stop talking because that is the minority.
And it's the vocal minority versus like the majority of people who listen.
They don't speak up and they love you, Noah.
And so I've checked the podcast reviews maybe like once a week.
And every time I pop in my God, once a week.
Well, sometimes there's constructive criticism in there.
Yeah.
And other times it's just a madhouse.
So I, it doesn't affect me, though.
That's the thing.
Like, if I thought that checking the reviews affected me and how I act, then I would stop
checking them.
That's why.
That's why I don't check them because I actively.
It would affect you.
I actively see myself changing what I'm doing.
Right.
I don't change what I'm doing after reading that.
Although now this conversation, now I'm curious and it's probably going to make me go look and
then I'm going to be upset.
So no, no, no.
Don't do that, Fran.
Don't do that.
I just was saying that this.
person loved beatria and friends so much. It was all she could talk about. And so we got a great
beatry and Fran. And the amount of people who send in questions or who asked to be on the show,
like, it's more than the few people who are like, I don't like this. Exactly. Yeah. Right. So
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All right, let's get into our Kardashian recap the second episode,
but we are joined by two special guests.
We have Joey and Pat from the Out and About Pod.
That is at Barstool here with us.
We are very excited to have them in.
They were very bold and said,
hey, how come you guys never asked to have us on the podcast?
It was a invitation of five years in the making for me.
I was Joey's like,
Ria, go fucking ask her right now.
I was scared when I first got here
because I was more, I didn't care about all the guys.
You were scared of you.
I was terrified of all the girls.
Like you, Casey Smith, you and who's the other one?
Brianna, like I was scared of the girls.
You weren't scared of publicity though.
No, I checked her like a fish to water.
He went right up.
I was going to ask what your first impressions were.
And also, by the way, when you asked to come on this podcast, I said,
why haven't I been asked to come on yours?
I still waiting for the invite because you guys for one's scound and I mean,
yeah, because I mean, you guys, you know, you're big fish here.
And I was kind of nervous about seeing, you know, meeting you.
And I didn't know what everyone thought of me
when I came in here
Like who's this queen coming in here
Trying to think, you know
So I was nervous to tell you
But we were very nice to me
And I felt very welcomed
Good, you should
This is actually Joey's second time on our show
It is.
Oh it is oh yeah, I remember yeah yeah
Yeah, it was the first
Snooky came on together years ago
Years ago
You kind of just invited yourself on to die
Maybe like 2018
That was a while ago
It was a long time ago
At the old office
And we had a great
I remember finishing that interview
And being like wow
I really
we really like Joe.
Yes.
And, you know, you joined the podcast with Pat out and about.
And there was one night at my house that Devin and I just watched all your guys' episode on YouTube.
You texted me.
Like, I texted you that night.
Is Devin your lover?
Oh, sorry.
Well, in some circle.
Yeah.
Some people like to think.
Noah.
I've never met you.
He's our producer.
Yeah.
Some people do think that Devin is my lover.
She is not.
But, you know, she could be.
But we just.
It's called a tease in the business.
Yep.
We just watched all the episodes
And we were crying, laughing
Oh good
So good
So make sure you guys check that out on YouTube
Thank you
So, so funny
I just love how you guys
Really just say whatever the fuck you want
You really do
I couldn't believe it was coming out of your mouth
And I was like, I wish I could talk like that
I know you girls have to be careful
I have nothing to lose literally
I'm in my senior year
I'm in my silver years
My golden years now
Now she's gone through menopause
Yeah I've been through my changes
You know now I just take my bonnieva
And you know pray to wake up the next morning
I got nothing to lose.
I was like, all right, if you're coming in,
let's just start hot that way they can't cancel us.
So that's what we did.
We just talked about border jumping today.
I did pass by your desk this morning
and you turned to pat and said,
this is going to get us canceled.
And you were like, let's do it.
Yeah, because he wanted to wear a talk about.
It was a lot.
We were pre-recorded our Cinco de Mayo episode
because we're going on Barcelona versus America.
And the decorations that she brought in for Cinco Day Mayo,
I was a little like, I didn't know what we could.
He's like, now we need mustaches.
I was like, why?
He's like, well, south of the border, that's a popular fashion.
I was like, I don't know that's the thing.
We just came off, we just came up for a 20 episode.
We had, we had, um, dreadlock weeks we had to hide.
Yeah.
I don't, I don't know what's appropriate and what's not.
Our age is showing.
Yeah.
Our privilege is showing.
You guys just do you, but you're doing Barstle versus America.
Yeah.
You have a strategy?
Pat did it last year?
Mm-mm.
I'm not, I'm worried about.
Dana Beers is going to bat his eyelashes at him.
Oh, that next thing you know, I'm kicked to the care.
Oh, my God, yes.
No, he likes any straight boy who's nice.
Not anyone.
Don't make eye contact with him because we'll blow you.
Who's like the hottest here?
Ever?
Oh, no.
I mean, Dana's, Dana was on my list.
If I had to, I mean, number one here is Billy Football.
Everyone knows that we've been dating for many years.
Billy and Chef Donnie are my two favorite boyfriends.
Oh, the blondes.
Yeah.
But then if I could pick, I like Caleb Presley.
I think he's so cute.
Another blonde.
Yeah, I love blondes, yeah.
I never met him in person.
But he also likes like a Jeffty love.
My mother also loves Caleb.
My dad loves Caleb.
Yeah.
It's just so personable and funny.
Yeah, those are those.
kind of guys they like, but you know,
definitely Danny Beers is on the list.
He likes a bigger,
he likes anyone who can make him feel petite.
Yeah.
That's what I hang out with you.
So that's what I hang out with you.
So,
no strategy going in.
I'm trying to get him to commit to a,
like,
alliance,
what is it,
allegiance, alliance?
Alliance with me,
and he's like tiptoeing around,
like,
committing to it.
I'm,
I'm trying to do the least amount of physical stress
possible.
So if I have to,
if I have to be,
if I have to be,
like,
climb a wall or something.
I'm going to be,
fuck off,
We had a literal hypnotist.
I don't want money and I don't want that house.
I don't care.
You have the advantage.
You're coming in for your second season.
He's worried that he's going to like cry on the show.
Who are you the most worried about?
I'm most worried about.
I don't trust Dana.
I don't trust Dana beers as far as I could throw him because the last time we were on,
Dana was trying to paint me as the snake.
And meanwhile, I'm sitting in the front seat of the RV.
And I see him and hear him saying,
I don't give a fuck about Pat.
Let's just kick Pat.
off the thing. So Dana Beards is on my shit list.
He also hasn't made eye contact with me in two
years, so I know this is not a shady show
but I will be shady. No, you could be shady.
And so now that Dana's
on your shit list, but you
are batting your eyes at Dana. Do you care that he's on the shit list or are you still like that?
No, I don't care. I'm not there. I'm not there. I'm there to see the country, have phone
with my friends, go to these happy hours
and hopefully make money and make some good content.
I'm a scene stealer. So I know
I know my role there. I'm going to go in
act, you know, dramatic. I don't know.
dramatic. I'm not worried about anyone. I'm worried about
being uncomfortable in a bus with people that I
don't really know. I know. He's worried about the bathroom
situation on the bus because she shit six times a down.
I'm fine with Trish and the girls. Nick and K.B., I'm fine with
it. It's the Marty and Dana that I feel strange about because I don't really know them
very well. You can't read them. If I have to sleep
with them the first night in the bus, and they take
Trish away for me, I'm going to have more social anxiety.
I only have so many pills. I think you'll be fine with them.
He's going to be fine, yeah. I mean, you're like
sleeping light. I always have to get home picked up
at sleepover because I would like get there thinking, oh my God, I'm
exciting and then I'd have to go to sleep.
I'd be like, oh, I hated here, get me out of here.
You were the person not left in the middle of the night?
Yeah, I had to.
I always made fun of that person.
Sorry.
But until I realized that you can touch the boy's penises.
And I was like, well, then I'm going to stay.
There's an experimental phase, which we're hoping will carry over onto the show.
I just don't know.
No, but I'm not nervous to anything.
I don't want to have fun.
I'm a good time.
I don't like controversy.
I don't like fighting.
He likes mental warfare, which is the worst kind of controversy because he don't see it.
I mean, I will flirt with men in front of you to, to derail your own.
do you rail your focus?
Do you think Joey has brought you out of your shell a little bit?
Oh, definitely.
I think you have never, like this is.
Never been funny until I got here.
This is the thing.
He's being a shady little bitch.
I have it.
I'll be honest.
I kind of agree with Joey a little bit.
Okay, what is this?
Three on one?
You're definitely funny.
No, but it's like, you're shining so much more.
I'm taking that as an insult.
I need to take that as a confidence.
Joey, you are shining so much more.
Joey said made you come out.
Yes.
Yeah.
Absolutely.
Like, at first people thought, like, is he really gay?
Yeah.
It was tough when you're,
alone here and it's like okay
who am I gonna like
but every time I went on there I thought he was the funniest person
until I got to know him
how long did it take for you guys to know
you guys had something good
I think do want to answer this
who wants to answer first I think it was almost like
so I tried to get snooky on my show
and they're like well she's not available but Joey is
and I was like great he was funny on
what is it answering the internet whatever it is
and he came on and like we sat down
and like joked around a little and I was like
oh he's just as crazy as me so for me it was
immediate. Yeah. And then with the second
that you referred to my surgery as top surgery
it was the funniest thing ever. Because he had
his teeth, he had his teeth, he had his tits. He had gyna climatici had his tits.
And I go, oh, you had top surgery, which is what
like trans-people got their things on. And he
tears were pouring down. Now, you haven't seen the scars.
Wait, so, can you, you act, you had this surgery?
Yes. Okay. Yeah, I had to have that done. But it was
like, you know, just something I liked to do.
I got it for free. Okay.
I saw my soul the Daily Mail.
And I got free tities.
Was it instant? My tities?
No, not your titties.
Those developed over years.
Like, did you know that we had some chemistry?
Yeah, it was so much fun.
Yeah.
I had fun the whole time until...
I don't think anybody realized how crazy you were until Joey came over.
Everyone said that.
Secretly, we knew some...
We knew some story secretly.
Well, I'm excited that billionaire Bennett's going to be coming with us.
Billionaire Bennett.
Do you know what I mean?
Oh, true.
That's going to be an easy one to turn people against.
I go, Elle, you really want...
Not again.
I think she's going to do on the bus.
I think she's never been on a train.
She seems...
I mean she was.
Until New York, she had never been on a train.
Like, when she got on Amtrak,
she was like, this is the best.
You didn't see her stories on her Instagram stories?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think she's gonna like it.
I think she's gonna like roughing it.
It's gonna be slum of her.
She's been delivering fancier whole life.
This is something fun for her.
That's right, right.
You know what I mean?
I just started living comfortably
and now I gotta go back to the depth of the hell.
I like Alex Bennett.
I think she's gonna be sneaky, very good at this.
She's very athletic.
Cunning.
Cunning.
Charming.
And the Southern Charm can work in her favor.
I do think it's a really good group.
I do think it's going to be very funny.
And what's different about this year, which I think is exciting.
Last year there was a little toxicity with Dana Beers and Marty.
And who else are the other ones?
Oh, and Vibs and Spider.
Anyway, you know the glue that's going to hold everyone together is Nick and KB?
They preach kindness is cool and they have that vibe.
And I think that hopefully it rums off a little bit on to.
You think Nick and KB preaches that kindness is cool?
they are kind.
Nick is very kind.
Nick is.
KB's a little rat.
KB doesn't know what's going on most of the time.
Yeah, that's the thing.
I think that they just don't care
and that's where that will come into play.
They're not going to care to like go behind people's backs
and make stuff happen.
Whereas like Dana's probably going to slip up
and tell everybody what the plan is.
Dana's mental capacity, like in terms of strategy,
it all fell apart at the end of the last season.
Like he tried to like strategize at the end of the last season.
Like he tried to like strategize at the.
end and then he ended up fucking himself out of the money and the house.
All in the course of like 30 seconds.
He did it to himself.
On a slide.
All he had to do was throw it and he would have had a house and money with his best friend.
And instead I like bullied him.
I was like, don't you fucking throw this.
He's like, okay.
And then I ended up winning.
It was great.
Yeah.
And we had a great time.
Jersey Shore.
You were down a bunch.
I was.
It was a good time.
See, I always like drinking with Ria, but I've always been a little afraid of them.
We never drank together.
Whenever we go out, I'm like, Ria is a blot.
You too.
I'm just afraid of you guys.
I'm a great time.
I don't know.
I'm intimidated by women.
To tell you this complete truth.
I am.
You're like, he's like fly to a fly, what is it, a fly to sheriff's.
A fruit fly.
Yeah, well, you love Publis.
Where do you, where did you grow up?
Long Island.
Oh, got it.
I've loothed two guys from Ron Concommo.
One was a cop.
Oh, no, sorry, Babylon, Babylon, Babylon, Babylon.
I saw someone as an intent in from Ron Concomo.
Do you know your numbers?
No.
10. You don't know your blowjob numbers.
No. That's a number. You can't countless. You can't count that high. You literally can't count that
after a certain point. Stop counting. Yeah. Yeah. For the best. Do you know yours, Trish? Nope.
I have a question. Yeah. So I was watching Shameless recently.
Such a lot of gay story. Okay. So you watched Shameless. I would fast forward to the gay parts.
Yeah. So Ian, obviously, is gay and shameless. And him and Mickey, right? They just cut right to
the chase. Like all of a sudden, his dick would be inside him. And that would,
That's not how it is.
Okay, I was going to say, I was going to be like, that seems like that would just hurt if it just happened like that fast.
Yeah.
That's not what happens.
No.
You get it easy to.
Yeah.
You need a glass of peanut ratio first.
Yeah.
You need a glass of piano.
I feel like that's just like the classic TV movie sex set for all people.
Right.
Like.
But even gays aren't even like, even like, I guess some grinder gays are like that.
Yeah, it's straight, but they're like giss in a little bit and it's like slow, whatever.
With this, it was just like, turn around.
And then it boom.
And I was like, yeah.
That's fake news media.
Thank you for clearing that up for me.
Fake news.
Yep.
Thanks for clearing that up.
All right.
Should we talk Kardashians?
Talk some Kardashians.
Initial, since we couldn't have, you know, Pat of the Flu, we wanted to talk about the first episode.
We're going to do the second.
But let's just initial, your initial thoughts for the rebrand.
I love it.
So it's giving me Laguna Beach vibes.
It's giving much more docu-series style.
I mean, I did get a little dizzy with a drone.
A little of drones.
But I like how it's like kind of showing more and they're not just sitting there on their phones.
actually doing things and speaking.
It feels real.
They break the fourth wall.
They're speaking to the camera.
It's like I just love the whole vibe of it and it's been what's missing for so long.
I just like how it's shot and how it has produced.
I think it's really great.
Yeah, I agree with that.
I think that you're right.
There was a lot of like phone eating salads in the E1 in here.
It seems like because you know with them, we get everything anyway, right?
Like we see all the TMZ articles.
We see the E articles.
And so it feels like we know everything already.
But this show, it seems like they're just elaborating on what's happening,
which then you get like the real details, like the Pete stuff, the Kanye stuff.
SNL was like, oh, it's happening so quickly.
Kim Kardashian's going to be on SNL, but this we like really got to see the behind the scenes.
What do you guys think about Amy Schumer?
I thought her apartment was hideous.
First of all, I was like, what the fuck?
You have how much money you're up?
This apartment is a shithole.
It looks like my hippie aunt like in Peace School, New York's apartment.
I like her.
I know that a lot of Canadians don't.
because she steals jokes or whatever.
But I had no idea she was friends with Kim.
Like when she went to Amy Schumer,
by like getting her to write your script is like,
her and Dave Chappelle wrote the script.
She's like, I'm texting Dave.
I think Michelle Wolfe wrote a lot of it.
That's why it was such a home run.
She's three of the best comedians out there.
But I like her.
Show of us so funny.
You don't like her.
I first discovered. I love Amy Schumer.
Yeah.
Oh, I like her.
Yeah, you love her.
Yeah.
I really don't mind.
I don't mind Amy.
I know what you're saying, Pat,
like she does rub a lot of people around.
She used to be funnier when she was younger.
used to be a funnier. I think I also
but I did like
I try and because it feels like
people don't like her so I try and be like
people don't like her I shouldn't like her and then I watch
and I laugh like when they
in that moment when she told the sex
the sex tape joke and Amy didn't pick up on it and was like
what movie and she's like my sex tape she's like thank you
like that made me laugh. And I was to make the same joke
she's like if someone had a sex tape me from 20 years ago I'd be like
fucking put it out everywhere
and like that's kind of comedy I like
do you see her?
her new show? I haven't watched it. Okay, but the thing is, like, it's like, life with
best, right? Life of Beth, right? It's like, it's slow. I'm very indifferent on her. Like,
don't hate her, don't love her. Yeah, I just think, I just think it's, the shock value is gone
with it. They're constantly saying pussy, constantly doing things to talk about her vagina in the sex.
The tramp stamp, though, like the, the chubby girl that's like, you know, uncomfortable,
like, you know, that's her stick and everything like that, but I think she, it's like,
I thought with this new show, she'd be able to reinvent that character and something new,
which is kind of, the show kind of has a new vibe to it, where it's like a little slower and
kind of like more, you know, chill.
Does it feel like her train wreck character?
It's the exact same character.
It's, it's, it's been done with.
Really?
I think it's, I don't think she's a whole new stick, but it's like, do something new to
freshened up.
I don't think anything's been freshened up.
And it's like, you know, it's the same kind of, you know, doubty girl that's insecure
that sleeps with, like, all these people, like, it's big a whore and then, like,
has to, like, deal with the repercussion.
But it's also, like, that's been normalized.
Like, when she first got famous, like, no one was talking about, like, shall be
like, she'll be, like, down to her, like, like, no one was talking about
their vaginas, now it's like, that has successfully been normalized.
Like, bring up, like, call her daddy.
I need something fresh from her.
Yeah.
And I did like how she did because I get in my head so much.
And I always like, I always like a second opinion to edit down.
I always do way too much with everything.
So I need to like bring things down and simplify it.
I need to do a good job with doing that for me.
So did you see the episode?
Yeah.
So Amy Schumer sits her down in her ugly house and says, you know, that's not funny.
That's too long winded.
Yeah.
This is great.
This is great, which I think is really important.
So I'm the Amy Schumer to your Kim.
Well, that would make you, Ken.
But it also felt like she didn't really take a lot of, like, Amy Schumer gave her all these critiques.
And then we all watched her on SNL and she used a lot of jokes.
I was happy Kim did that.
And what she said was like, she was like, I'm going to stick to my gut.
Because there were, I'm forgetting which ones exactly.
But there were, there were jokes that Kim was going to say that Amy was like, I'd stay away from that.
And I was like, why?
So I'm happy that Kim didn't exactly follow what Amy said.
Because just because Amy Schumer saying, it doesn't mean you have to do that.
So I was glad that she kind of stuff with it.
And Chappelle could have been in the background being like, fuck that.
Like Michelle Woffoo she's like really like writing out.
And I'm going to listen to them probably over Amy.
Yeah.
I thought it was really good.
And Courtney we saw she is.
Did you see the backyard scene?
Yeah.
What was wrong with them?
They seemed like they were on fucking clueludes.
She goes, she was like.
In front of the realtor.
In front of the realtor?
No, no, no, no.
When it's her and Chris in the backyard talking about her about her IDF,
she said there.
She goes, and she goes, hello.
and she like didn't move
and she was waiting
on the couch
with her fucking
laser glasses on
and she goes
hi
and then they were
so monotone
and weird acting
I know they were talking
about a sensitive subject
but it was like
they were both on pills
she goes yeah
my kids aren't here
right now
because they're with Scott
and but Pinelli
will be here any minute
it was just very weird
that like you know
the vibe was weird
yeah
very weird
it is weird
I think that
the scene with the realtor
creeped me on
right right
I thought you're talking about
you guys are in love
you guys are
madly
love and I love it. Like I love they are. But in front of the realtor, like you don't need to do that.
She straddled him. Yeah. Like you really don't need to be doing that. And the guy looking around and he's just like walked away.
Is going on? He's probably like, is Travis Parker about to fuck Corny and Crane and Ash he had?
And they didn't even buy this house yet. Like can they at least put a down payment on? Also, easiest job ever being the realtor for that. Maybe it's like a, they're going to build.
like an unearthed jealousy from everyone that's like
I can't even I can't even imagine being that like sexually attracted to someone all the time
like all the time
I'm not I mean not he's just not my I'm sure he's lovely he looks like a freak are we
allowed to say it yeah you can say whatever you want he's like I was like okay
because you see him like behind the drums he looks cool and then I'm like he looks like
Voldemort almost yes he does but I'll say this do you think that maybe like they
They must be having, like, they have, like, probably amazing sex, so she feels that chemistry around her.
I was with him when they got married.
Whereas, like, it doesn't matter what they look like.
He just, like, feels it.
Do you remember?
Yeah.
I was with them, then I think got married.
I was the last one to see them walk.
I was in the, I was out of his time smoking outside Delilah.
You were in Vegas.
For his three-week trip for one hour to work.
And that came out of the thing.
And I met Courtney a few times before.
So I said, hi.
And to say hi.
I go, hey, court.
So I pretty much a bride's like, who the fuck are you?
Um, yes.
I don't know if she remembered me or not.
It was a very quick passing,
and she was holding hands with Travis.
They walked right into the club,
and, you know, that's the less I saw of her.
And she got married.
So I think I had something to do with the wedding.
Yes.
I agree.
Who's, like, a witness?
Besides Snooky, who's, like, the most famous person
you were, like, actually close with?
Oh.
Me?
No, Trish.
I don't know.
It's hard to say.
Rachel Dulles-ahl?
Richard Dolesal.
I'm friendly with everyone,
like, you know, just like,
not like, has to you hang out.
with I think Nicole is like the biggest
so I actually hang out all the time
But when we're like going out
Like we're always like hanging out with tons of people
Yeah
Like we can't
You know how it is in the scene there
Hang out with everyone
Yeah
So
You know how it is
Yeah you know how it is
I trust me I know how it is
I ran into Courtney a couple of times
Yeah
Yeah
Have you met Courtney?
We've never
None of her questions
We've only been in the same room
But yeah
They were people's choice
Aren't they?
Yes
I'm blocked by Chris Jenner
So
You are?
Yeah
What'd you do?
When I was like 14
I was like a troll
Like I would like tweet like mean things and I regret it because I love Christianer.
Yeah.
And I'm blocked.
Did you have to speak your truth?
What do you mean?
Did you have to speak like come come out and say that I'm like do a public apology?
I've said a million times and I'm blocked by her and like been like I love Christianer but she's never going to block me.
Do you want to text her?
No, never know.
I did.
I was going to say bullshit.
Interesting.
Who are you blocked by?
I was blocked by Jonathan Chevin.
I am blocked by him too.
Then he came on my podcast and then he unblocked me.
Now we're, now we're, we love him.
He blocks everybody.
Food God, legally.
I think I called him gay back of the day.
Food God's never been on our show.
The truth hurts.
He hasn't liked your podcast.
We interviewed him on the red carpet one.
Yes, and I was like, you blocked me and I never even tweet to him or anything.
So I don't even know why it was blocked.
Are we friends with him?
I don't know.
Oh, I have no problem with him.
But where has he been?
I don't know.
I don't know.
He lives in Miami now.
Okay.
And he's just kind of doing food guts.
He has a new food rent.
He asked me to be on it and I wasn't available.
He has a new food network show coming out.
He wanted me to go eat sandwiches, me,
soupy sandwiches like pickles or something.
We couldn't make it.
Unfortunately, but he has a new Food Network show
that Chris Kardashian produced.
Oh, that's fine.
What about, I'm trying to think other parts of this episode.
Chloe went on James Corden.
It was first big thing.
She was very nervous.
She was very nervous.
When I watch, I kind of forget,
because people criticize her so much,
and then I watch it.
I feel like she actually has gotten so much anxiety
through the year.
I found that to be very interesting.
It was hard.
It makes sense, but I was very interested that somebody so famous would be so nervous to go on James Corby.
James Corny's by the easiest person ever to get along with.
I heard he's a nightmare.
Is he a nightmare?
I heard he's a dick.
Oh, is he would tell him more.
Rumor on the street is that he's kind of like an Ellen.
Like asshole behind the scenes, very nice to celebs.
There was a petition about him.
What was it?
What play was it?
So they're turning, they're turning wickishish.
Right? Wasn't it?
Yeah, they're talking
Wicked into a movie
and they were like
there was a petition
like keeps James Corden
away from Wicked
Well he played the
He was in cats
Yes, he was in Cats
and then he did the Cinderella thing
With Camilla Caballo
And then they did that
He's also in prom on that phone
Right and every
People say that he ruins
Everything that he's in
So they're like keep James Cordon away from Wicked
I didn't enjoy James Corden
And into the woods
People think he was
No he is he is married to a woman
And they have children
I believe
He's got a body of like
You're married to him as well correct?
Yes
Yeah
Okay.
It's me.
But I think people really did like what he said.
Like what he said to Chloe, he was like...
Yeah, pep talk.
Yeah, it was a good pep talk as far as to let pep talks go of like, don't listen to the haters.
I was like, I've been shitting on James Corden, but like that was a really good talk.
That sentiment was very nice.
I really enjoyed that.
But that was him talking to Chloe and Cardatchie.
Exactly.
Do you think Malika gets paid?
No.
My favorite thing is, for what?
You know what?
For anything?
Being on a payroll.
No, she's got to get.
something for being on. But you know Norrie's
Black Book on Instagram? Yes. My favorite
thing is how they just shit on Malika.
Stuck. Like, of course Malika snuck her way
into this episode. Yeah, I'm the Malika
the Jersey Shore. And North
and North just
the account just called North. The account just
calls both the sisters
the Malikas. Yeah, the Malikas.
Can't believe the Malikas made it on to this.
Yeah. Well, you know that I've, speaking of
North, I've been very candid and vocal. I think
about saying that, and I quote,
Northwest is an asshole.
Yeah.
You have been very candid.
She is an asshole.
I'm sure she's lesbian, too.
I'll say the asshole part.
I see it.
I see Mason.
I'll get canceled.
I don't care.
I think she's lesbian.
You're allowed to say whatever you want.
I work in early childhood development
in the LGBTQ center,
aka the men's room.
No, I'm kidding.
I have a feeling of that that's going to happen.
You can see it.
And we'll all come back to this.
You guys would know.
She'll still be an asshole, but she'll be a lesbian asshole.
The worst.
And she'll date Blue Ivy.
I was going to be the worst kind of asshole.
The worst type.
She'll go with Blue Ivy when they become.
Her Jojo Siwa and Blue Ivy can be all together.
They could be in a throula siba.
Now she's a real dyke.
She cut all her hair off.
I know.
I was like, what do you?
We get it.
We get it, girl.
You have a fucking, like, a gel pen and a bedazzled thing.
Like, we get it.
Should we have Jojo Siwa on our gay float?
She can have someone permanently riding her face every time she's on camera.
We should have her on our float.
She didn't get invited to the kid's choice awards.
I know.
Because she's a dyke.
We, really?
literally why she said.
She cut her hair.
I literally think that's why.
No joke, like she cut her hair
and then like she didn't get invited.
It's like we get it.
It was so obvious.
That's what it was.
And Nickelodeon was like,
Nickelodeon's statement was like,
it was a mistake.
I think that Jojo Siwa probably made Nickelodeon.
Felt her the cracks.
The most money that they've ever seen.
Jojo Cua made them.
And for herself.
Well then I got to see Gronk getting jizzed
all over by green slime.
I was like, oh.
I feel you're a big gronk guy.
Ronk is my number one.
Really?
We just have Rochell Ryan on her show.
She's a big booty porn star.
And that's her number one as well.
Have you met Camille ever?
Camille, his wife?
No, no, no, no.
She's gorgeous.
She's so pretty, though.
She's a funny, too.
She's a sweetheart.
She's been on her show a bunch of times.
I haven't met her yet.
Next time she comes in and invite me in.
Yeah, she's amazing.
She'll give me an insight.
Do you think she has dickpicks of him and her phone?
Probably, but I don't know if she would show you then.
I would guess.
Joey gets a catty with her?
He goes, well, we meet again.
Let me see your phone.
Yeah, I'll put my number in.
What else do you want to?
Oh, the.
I feel like the SNL stuff
is dragging a little
It's too much
The third episode's gonna be live from New York
We get it
You're doing SNL
The whole season's 10 episodes
She also said she's never seen
An episode SNL
Which was like...
Did she?
That's insane
She's been in the audience
With Kanye before
Now what do you think
Do you think they did this
For like
a superstition
To bring up the sex tape
In the first episode
Like they did
With the original show
So my
Opposed this question as well
My sister texted me
She goes
I have a lot of thoughts
About this Kardashian
Does your sister and Gia fight
Do my sister and her
sister, right? They don't speak.
They don't know. My sister is
I wouldn't say a lot older, but
I mean, they're almost 10 years
age difference. Right, and they don't see each other
a lot. 30 and 20. Or talk a lot.
Your sister was awesome in Vegas.
Oh my God. She is like so professional,
so much fun. We had a blast.
She is a great time.
She is an awesome time. A lot of fun.
So you're saying, so your sister said,
so my sister texted me, she's like, I have so many thoughts about this
and I said, what are your thoughts? And she was like,
I think that this is a plan thing
to bring up the sex tape in the beginning
because that's how the original show started
and Chloe also alluded to that
in the show as well but
like I just feel like
and once again this is what my sister's saying so I don't want to take
her own thoughts but with the
like it just so happened
that it popped up on his iPad
like you know
it is likely I guess
but really? But the cameras are there
is it that likely? At the picnic.
Yeah that one at the picnic
of the first day of shooting. I
I can buy it until like Kanye got involved and then it feels like more because Kanye's such a wild card.
I think that whole situation is real. I think that whole situation is real. But like the kids.
They've recreated. That popping up. I'm like, I don't know. What is Roblox? I have no idea. It's like a gaming.
But porn commercials should show up on it? It was like a pop-up ad or something.
People still get pop-ups in 2022. That's another thing. I'm like what the Kim Kardashian crime thing.
On Apple computer. It's like on a Mac. I think it's like fantasy shit. Where they probably have a bunch of
a locks that we don't even know about because
we're not rich and famous. You know where I should go in.
Roblox I feel like is our
it's like young kids like
addictinggames.com
Like you ever going to? Oh yeah
Yeah that's fun. Like but no
okay Roblox is an online game
platform and game creation system
allows users to program
games and play games created
by other users.
That's just asking someone to get sex traffic
Yeah that sounds awful.
Yeah have you ever been sex traffic?
Trish?
Yes.
How was it?
It was fine.
It was intentional.
Kim threatened to sue Roblox.
Do you both have boyfriends?
I do.
What's his name?
Don't show a picture.
Do not show a picture.
He will become fixated.
Let me just see him.
Don't.
I actually feel like Joey would love her boyfriend.
You are going to love her boyfriend.
Is he topless?
You can find him on love.
It's not that hard.
I've looked.
I've looked.
I've met him in real life because Joe.
No.
And his name is Joe, right?
And this is no.
You're going to die.
I don't know how to say this in the right way,
but.
Joe gets along really, really well with gay guys.
Yeah, he does.
He was in your DMs, right?
And we actually have him right here today.
Yeah, no, he wasn't.
Did he grow up near you?
Give me that fucking phone.
No, I won't press anything.
I won't press anything.
Oh.
He's a 10.
No, he's literally a 10.
Oh, my God.
Can I swipe?
Yeah, yeah, there are pictures from vacation.
Oh, you did photo shoot with that.
Yeah.
He's the real, he's a divo.
So cute.
She's fucking dumb bitch
It's you
Pictures of myself
Oh is that a topless
Yep
Yeah
There he is
What are you guys
Are there's a beautiful
Are there's real tips?
Me?
Yes
Beautiful
Thank you
I'm not speaking of her
Yeah
Him as well
Oh wow
Is he from Jersey?
Long Island
Oh
By her
Did you sleep in them
When you were younger
Yeah
Yeah
Absolutely
Can you don't ask
No just made out
With all
Do you live together?
Oh, how nice.
Now, Gia said when your parents are, I can stay at the apartment with her.
You absolutely can.
You absolutely can.
She's got a beautiful apartment.
Where do they go?
They went somewhere, right?
They live in Florida.
Yeah.
Beautiful apartment.
Wait, does Gia's boyfriend go there?
He's cute, too.
Yeah, he's there a lot.
Oh, our buddy Nick.
Yeah.
Let's put a nanny cammon.
You should put a nanny cammon to make sure she's not doing anything bad there.
Because there were a couple of times where we couldn't find her in Vegas.
Yeah.
She, I think, you know what's really funny?
before Gio went to Vegas, she was like,
I'm not gonna like drink or do anything.
And I was like, no, you're gonna, you're gonna drink.
Yeah, you're gonna do stuff.
We went out to dinner with her the first night
and I think she was a little, not nervous,
but just, you know, professional.
And then we got a hold of the menu.
You're like, we're getting this, this, this,
joys ordering martinis and I got on the meat soap and a lot of us.
Yeah, I mean, that's the way to her heart.
Our waitress name was Ocean.
She reacted like a river.
Yeah, she was all over the place.
She didn't like all the animals in the hotel.
Yeah, she was very drunk done.
She's a big animal.
Well, we stayed at the hotel
where the Sigfriedenroyd Zoo was
at the Mirage.
They only put you the...
You know, Caitlin Walker only put you
the classiest joints.
Okay.
She said you wanted to free the dolphins
at the Dolphin Show.
She would have hated my high school then.
We had like birds in cages in the lobby.
In your high school?
Yeah.
What's the name of the high school?
Callenberg.
Yep.
That's your Calamban.
I've talked about them.
Yeah, the birds.
Were school shootings fun when you were?
I mean, not fun.
Were they big when you were a kid?
Not in my school
You were peak school shooting
Yeah but I brought up the Columbine shooting recently
Weirdly enough
Because of the Rachel's Challenge
Yeah
What's Rachel's Challenge?
Oh I remember this
People were weirded out that I brought this up
But I'm going to bring it up again
I went to Catholic School my whole life
And all girls?
No
And in Catholic school they taught us
They were like in Rachel's Challenge
And there was another girl apparently
Where they were asked if they believe in God
and they said yes and they got shot.
And so they scared us.
At your school?
Yeah.
And they scared us into thinking that like we were going to be asked that one day.
And if they asked, we have to say yes.
Rachel was a made up person though.
No, Rachel was real.
Oh, Rachel was real.
Does someone really get shot at your school?
No, not at my school.
It's about Columbine.
Oh, yes.
It's about Colin.
That's what they asked the person when they shot someone.
Do you believe in God?
But I don't think that's.
Oh, wait.
No, I think that is a thing that happened.
But that's a story.
And they kept thinking that we were going to all have to be martyrs.
Like I was thinking my, like I grew up thinking like,
I am going to have to die by saying that I believe in God.
Oh, geez.
I'd have thrown her right under the bus, God, of course.
He said, nope, not me.
Public school for you guys?
Yeah, I went to Union High School.
Yeah.
That's like about 15 minutes around in the rich area.
My mother's pussy.
I didn't have to come out.
I was always, I was just always gay.
And I was loved it.
We played a Pioneer.
He was a pioneer.
Did you?
I was a pioneer.
I was out since.
forever. I just have a crush on
Silver Spoons, Ricky Schroeder.
Now I'm aging myself.
But yeah, I didn't really came out. I was nominated
for prom king. I was very popular in high school.
You need to show them pictures. Well, I was friends with
I was, you know, best friends with all the people
and everyone wanted to be me. Not be me. Everyone's
being, like, hang out with us and, like, I was enjoyable.
I'm so humble, isn't you? I'm not saying, you know,
just be funny and don't get bullied. But I just
kind of like, you know, if I ever, I think I
prevented getting bullied by just being
myself and, like, making people laugh and being
So yourself and comfortable.
I'm hard to hate.
You know what I mean?
Right.
Definitely.
This has been a good chat and very non-Cardashians.
Yeah, we mixed in the Kardashians.
Okay, let's end it with the end scene.
Yes.
They're in the car.
They're getting ready for SNL.
And Chris is like, I have something to tell you.
Kick the driver out of the car.
I love that.
I love that so much.
Where she booted them out.
I was like, what is it going to shut the trunk?
Shut the trunk.
I love it.
She like just yelled.
It was like, shut the trunk.
But you have to.
And Chloe's like, you're going to say thank you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And it made me nervous.
Hopefully it was like part of the production team
that they were with all the time
and not some like poor like Uber driver.
Not poor.
I mean like some Uber driver.
I get it though.
Kick his ass out.
Anyone can sell a story.
But she made this.
I thought she was going to say
the most horrible thing in the world.
I thought she was going to actually say
she made it seem so it's Chloe and Crowley and Crush
to the back to this car.
And she goes, I have to tell you something.
Driving you might step out.
She shut the door.
And then finally she was building up so much.
I thought she was going to say.
I thought it was going to tell her
that Tristan.
She just found out that Tristan.
has a baby with some other person.
Didn't you?
Not that she's a decade.
To be no idea what it was going to be.
I really had no idea.
I did not think it was going to be about Courtney and Travis.
Yeah.
I thought it was going to be something about Tristan.
Yeah.
That happens later on though, I think of the season.
I think so.
Apparently it's Kim who has to call Chloe.
Yeah, she sucks everyone.
She's in the no.
She knows what's going on.
Kim doesn't give a fuck either.
She'll just say it.
She's got all the money.
You guys like all the Kardashians, right?
I love them.
We love them too.
They get shit, but I love all of them.
Can you rank them?
Yes.
Rank.
My favorites are?
Yeah.
You can include.
You want to go first?
Include Chris in there.
Can we include Caitlin?
Yeah.
You can include Chris, Caitlin, Rob,
Kylie Kendall, and then the rest of this is.
Okay.
I'm going to go with my favorite.
It's Caitlin.
You know what's not.
But Rob Graschen Senior in there.
Say you're true.
Say don't be embarrassed.
I'm not being favorite.
No.
Now, Caitlin's not my favorite.
She's the funniest.
I think Courtney is my favorite.
I think because I,
I am a push queen
and I follow everything she does
She had me eating bee pollen one day
I said what the fuck is this
I was literally eating bee pollen
I was like what the fuck am I doing
I was like just bringing this on
Anything that bitch sells
I'll fucking buy
I was too I'm a good
I do goop too
I would buy a woman's vibrate
just to have it
because she said I needed it
I am a tried and true
and I always love that shit
like even like I used to go
Lorne magazine
If someone says it
I was influenced from back in the day
when it was like
Print influence
I smell a candle at some store
And like oh my god
buying the jade eggs
from Google
I have
you in right now.
Yes.
That's what I'm perched up like this.
So I, of course, I think her dry sense of humor is really, really funny.
I love how she, like, tells everyone to, how everyone's, like, so dramatic and she's so
chill.
I love that.
Next, I'm going to go with Chloe.
Chloe.
Chloe.
Chloe.
Kim is, like, whatever.
I mean, she's a unicorn.
So, like, she's, like, everyone's favorite.
Our list are very different.
I love.
What's the ones?
You would fuck Rob.
You would suck Rob.
Oh, my God.
I would do filthy things to him.
Then I would practice probably Kim, Kimberly.
Then.
How is Caitlin not up there yet?
Kylie is, she's not there yet.
Then I would do California hat on his desk, by the way.
And then I would do Kendall, then Kylie.
Oh, I forgot about Kendall.
And then who else?
Chris.
Kanye, Chloe.
Who can Kanye be in it?
Sure.
Courtney's my favorite.
And my least favorite is probably Kylie.
Yeah.
I'm going.
I go, I'm going.
Because she's tacky.
And I know I like, no, I don't, I'm not a fit.
You know, I like, when you look at, when you look at Kendall's house, like, I want all her, I want her, I want her all her mess flatware.
She's so gorgeous.
I want, I want, the, her, like, her tea rose is in her garden.
I want her, I think the way she dresses is so good.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't love Kylie style.
No, Kylie's stuff.
No, it's too, like, baddie and, like, Cardi B.
It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like cheap.
It's, like, it's like, cheap looking.
But, but, you know, their interiors.
I love everything about that.
and I love, I also love Courtney style.
I think it's something eclectic.
I mean, Kim's house, girl.
I don't love Kim's style either.
And it has a lot to do with Kanye.
Yeah.
Yeah, he like brain loves.
Now, Trish, who's your favorite?
Kanye wanted to quit every.
You can't pick Miorea.
Fram.
Yeah.
I'm going, I'm like, let me think.
My brain is shutting down because I haven't eaten anything all day.
Is it Corey?
I'm going, Chris.
Corey.
Those thick thighs.
Corey.
Corey.
Tyga.
Yeah.
Aesap, Ferg.
I'm going, no.
Chris Kim, Chloe.
That's your obsession with money.
Yes.
Chris Kim, Chloe, Caitlin.
Kylie.
Kendall, Rob,
Kylie, and then Northwest.
Oh, North West.
Oh, and Corny.
Corny's an afterthought.
Corny's the lowest.
She's my least favorite out of everyone.
She just doesn't, she's the only one.
who doesn't have like a business like she's clearly you know what I mean
everyone has built an empire yeah but like compare that to the other ladies yeah
look Courtney is on record saying you know work's not her number one her yeah one
one power to her back the best was when Kim said that like people of the work line don't
want to get up and work and I use that that's true Courtney was like that's so true
yeah that is that is true yes you're right you're talking yep got it I was just
mad I couldn't get that meme up fast enough because I couldn't I didn't feel like
doing all that backtracking, finding that clip for her in the video.
You need a social person.
What about you girls?
Just favorite and least favorite.
My favorite is Kim, always.
I think she's very funny.
And watching SNL, I don't think she realized how funny she really is.
So I think she's definitely my favorite.
And I think my least favorite is, God, we're including all of them.
I don't know.
Yeah, why not?
I think mine's also Kim favorite.
I love how Kim's still friends
with like all of her
Child's her friend yeah
Like I think that's so great
And I think a lot of them are
But I feel like I see it more
From Kim she has like her girl group
Of like her high school friends
Which is so cute
Would you rather have sex with MGK or Pete Davidson?
Pete Davidson
Not even question
I see no I have no appeal towards
He looks so gross in a field show
I do not think MGK is attractive
Whatsoever
No
I don't even like
You know like
You don't have to be attractive
For me to think you're hot
like an aura whatever like Pete Davidson
I think he's so hot but I don't think he's
actually hot MGK
Casey Synth likes MGHK
I have no it grosses me out
I have nothing about him appeals me
Nothing I feel like he's got a skinny uncut dick
Ew
Right
With marble sized balls
So you guys aren't you're not into MGK
No
No okay thank God
because I thought I was crazy because I would always say
That I don't like MGK
And people will be like why you don't see it
Not even
Not the slightest bit
Hate it.
Hate it.
Nothing about him.
Nothing about him.
Well, you heard here first.
Courtney's probably at my bum.
You skipped the FemGK.
I know.
No, Pete Davidson, 100%.
Pete Davidson.
No joke.
That is the only one.
I know.
I was trying to think, what was your last,
your last Kardashian for least favorite?
Oh, yeah.
You didn't say one.
Corey?
No.
I go between Kylie and Courtney.
Kylie, I feel like I just, I've.
Jordan Woods?
I've invested, like I've bought so many of her things,
so I'm clearly influenced by her.
Yeah, I would maybe put Courtney last.
Maybe Courtney.
I'm with you.
But I'm happy for,
I'm happy for Courtney's happy.
I like her with Travis,
but I just,
I think,
boy, she happy.
Clearly, all of them.
And horny.
And all those kids.
Crazy to go backwards in Ordit.
I didn't even,
this is how much I know.
I don't even know you could like induce menopause.
When you eat as healthy as she does,
like she said,
show an early menopause.
Is that what it is?
I went to my changes already, and I...
The IVF, like, sent her into early menopause.
They're going to have more kids.
Yeah, they want a baby together.
Because they want to make their own baby.
Yeah, they all did.
They all did an interview.
They all did an interview.
They said Courtney was going to have the most kids.
And then they also said maybe Kim.
You guys want kids?
Kim's at four.
That's a little bit of my wheelchair.
I'd be like in my wheelchair
and then the senior year of high school.
I can't do that.
Do you want kids?
Maybe.
I don't know.
I'm decided.
One time you tweeted about a kid and I thought you had a kid.
Oh, it's probably my nephew.
Yeah.
And I was like, wait a second.
Did Pat adopt a kid?
Imagine.
I was really thrown off.
I like texted people being like, did Pat adopt a kid?
I was so thrown off.
I haven't called Aunt Trish by my nephew, which is fun.
Or Aunt Pat by my nephew, which is kind of funny.
That is.
Oh.
I finally get it.
Yeah, what?
I finally get Trish.
Oh, no.
Yeah.
Do I?
From Patricia.
Patricia.
I never put those two together until right the second.
Yeah, I gave him that name because my brother is going to get him Trish.
That's just coming together for me as well.
Yeah.
I was like, why does he call him Trish?
I was going to ask that now that really makes.
Yep.
Wow.
I want to end on that note.
We're on binary queens.
I love that.
All right.
Well, thank you guys for joining us.
Thanks for having us.
I hope you guys come on again.
Can you tag my Instagram so people follow me?
Yeah, we will.
Mr. P. 79.
Mr. P. 79.
You're going to drop those numbers.
at some point.
What am I doing?
Like drop the number
from the Instagram name.
How do I do that?
You could change your name.
But it's not going to fuck everything up?
No.
Are you sure?
It's not as long as you know
the name you're changing to is available.
My name.
You could change it once.
And it doesn't fuck the algorithm up?
No.
Chuck said it does.
No, I think you should change it.
I want to.
I only know that on...
I know that on Twitter if you do it fucks it up.
Yeah, but on Instagram.
Who can I ask you right now?
Yes.
You can ask gas?
Or chock?
I don't know.
But I would ask gas.
I would change mine to my full name.
Yeah, you did.
Not that.
Like I guess it was a little year.
Oh, nothing got you.
Lose followers or anything weird?
No, no. Stay the same.
I'm doing it.
Fuck it.
Yeah.
Do it.
You'll gain the followers anyway.
Yeah.
Maybe you'll be, yeah, I'll be new.
Be like, totally new thing.
So now everyone follow his new Instagram.
Hopefully.
Put it off the screen.
Follow out and about.
Listen.
Watch out and about on YouTube.
It's so funny.
They have all different guests on there, including some
barsal personalities that maybe one day
they'll have us on.
We'll have a special segment.
Yeah.
Okay.
Where we bring Joe and Fran in for a demonstration.
And then we remove Fran from the studio and Joe is left with us.
And there are no cameras.
Yeah.
Thank you, guys.
Thanks for having us.
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Yes.
Ladies and gentlemen, that's not the...
I'm keeping it in.
No, man.
Sounds like you just...
Do not.
Ladies and gentlemen.
Don't keep that in.
My mouth got all screwed up.
All right.
Peep, peep, peep.
I've, like, forgot.
He's going to keep that whole thing in.
Yeah, I'm keeping all this in too.
I forgot if that was the word.
Gentlemen?
Yeah.
Gentleman.
Okay.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to another game of Beat, Ria, and Fran.
This is Game 36, and we are joined by the lovely Emmeline and Ellie.
who have had to deal with us for the last 10 minutes figuring out these headphones,
but I think we got it.
And then I messed up the intro and I know no is going to keep it in,
even though I say to cut it out.
He also kept in me yelling at my dog the other day.
You never tell me to cut that out.
I thought that was a given.
But anyways, welcome to the show.
And then he clipped it to social media.
And then he clipped on social media and I got yelled at.
So by my family.
So that's good.
So welcome to the show.
I'm lying in Ellie.
Thanks.
Thanks for having us.
I'm a little intrigued before.
we start because you know sometimes noah gives us little tidbits of emails that have been sent and things like that
and uh you guys were enemies before you were friends enemies is enemies is a strong word yeah i think
a little strong but emmeline was such a teacher's pet growing up i just was the one to put her in her place
so uh when she was in her place we became uh wow all right well that's a great
it's a great beginning
and now you're friends on
Beery and Fran
okay so we are going to
get into it here are the rules
15 questions
whoever is the most points
at the end is the winner
we will alternate
questions and if you get one wrong
the other team can steal the point
Noah's going to give us a movie
to start off we have to guess the wrong
tomato score whoever is closest
we'll get to go
first we will alternate picks
so Noah what is
today's movie.
I wonder if you guys have seen this movie.
Bedazzled?
You've never seen it?
I actually have never even heard.
Never even heard it.
Have you guys seen it?
No.
None of you have seen it.
What?
Can you give us like a who's in it?
Starring?
What a strange movie to pick?
No, but it's like a really good movie that like I would think most people have seen.
What year did it come out?
Um, okay.
Well, uh, Brandon Fraser is the star.
of it.
Okay.
And it came out in 2000.
Yeah, it's a long time ago.
I've, uh, no, I've never, never seen or never, never, never seen or never, never heard
of this movie.
I'll show you the poster.
Nope.
Nope.
Who's the lady in it?
What's her name?
Elizabeth Hurley.
Oh, okay.
Love her.
Yeah, great.
All right, let's take guests on.
I straight up have no idea.
Okay. Can you give us like a synopsis?
You want to read the description of it?
Yeah.
Desperate to gain the affection of a beautiful co-worker,
Elliot, Brennan Fraser,
strikes a deal with the devil,
who's Elizabeth Hurley, she's the devil,
a drop-dead gorgeous woman with a wicked sense of humor.
In exchange for his soul,
she will grant him seven wishes,
but with each wish, he gets more than he asked for.
Okay, all right, so let's go for it.
This is the first time
We're taking guesses
For all four people
I've never even heard
An inkling about this movie before
I'm shocked
All right
One of you guys go first
All right
You want me to go first
Yeah you got it
I'll take a swing at it
I'm going to say
34
49
That description made me think
Like this is a bad movie
Like a good bad movie
movie. I'm gonna go with like 10%.
Oh wait. Oh, it's back to you. Sorry. Go ahead.
I'm just gonna go high. I'll go 68
just in case. I'm gonna go 10%.
50. So you're at the closest. 50. Yay. Well done,
Rand. Thanks. All right. Yeah, everyone go watch bedazzled.
Yeah, wow. Good endorsement. And apparently it's
really sits 50-50 on if you'll like it or not. No, it's a good, bad good.
Okay, so. Wow, I really never have heard of that.
I'm surprised.
I thought you guys probably wouldn't have seen it, but I'm surprised you haven't even heard of it.
I'm sure your mom's watched it.
Yeah.
Okay.
Question number one to Rian Fran.
Shout out Abby from Somerville, New Jersey.
Mm-hmm.
I know where that is.
Okay.
List these Drake music videos from least to most views on YouTube.
God's plan.
Hotline, bling.
One dance.
Laugh, now, cry later.
least to most
Hotline bling's got to be the most
No most would be God's plan
You think?
Yes
Okay
Least now cry later
Yeah laugh now cry later
One dance
One dance
Hotline bling
Oh wait you know what hotline bling
Was really
God's plan was like
Very talked about
Five seconds
And now I'm just singing the music like that
Hotline Bling music video
Go hotline bling music video
Go hotline bling
God's plan. Okay, let's do laugh now, cry
later, one dance,
hotline, bling, God's plan.
Oh, no. Okay.
I think laugh now, cry
later, what are the other ones?
Bling, bling.
I think let's switch
God's plan and one dance
or hotline bling.
Okay. Laugh now, cry later.
Bling, bling,
hot bling.
One dance.
10 seconds
And
And
Wait
Okay
Oh shit
Laugh Now cry later
Hotline bling
Hotline bling
God's plan
One dance
Yeah that's wrong
The correct answer
Is from least to most
One dance
Laugh now cry later
God's plan
Hotline bling
God's plan has
1.4 billion
Hotline bling is 1.8 billion
Oh close
Close
Yeah
Hotline bling
I feel like
Music video had one of those
As far as music videos.
Viral moments.
All right.
Well, question number two.
Well, that was funny.
Okay, go ahead.
So far, I feel like with the Rotten Tomatoes and question number one.
Off to a hard start.
Yeah.
It's all right.
That's not a tough start.
I was 49%.
50%.
No, just not having seen it.
No, and the rankings is hard.
And it doesn't sound like Ellie's the biggest Drake fan.
Okay, question number two, and this is to Emmeline and Ellie.
Shout out Madison from Delco.
Which, a lot of rap questions now, because you asked for them.
Which Leo, Leonardo DiCaprio movie inspired the music video for Little Wayne's 6 foot, 7 foot.
A, catch me if you can.
B, Shutter Island.
C, Inception, D, Django, and Chained.
I have no idea, but I want to guess
Django and change for some reason.
I trust you. You're the rap girl.
I have no idea, but I feel like we should just go with D if you don't know.
Okay, D is good.
We'll go with D.
I'm going to go catch me if you can.
I kind of felt like I have no idea, but my gut made me think more towards that.
It was Inception. What was B?
Shudder Island.
Yeah, why not?
Catch me if you can.
Is it Shutter Island?
No, it's Inception.
In the beginning, he falls back in the chair into water.
Like the inception.
Okay.
Never seen the video.
That was probably like my fourth guess.
Yeah, yeah, yep.
This is going to be a low-scoring game.
I can feel it.
Okay.
When you're saying,
when you're saying a lot of rap questions,
you're saying like half?
No, no.
No, no.
No, no.
Oh, okay.
No, there's not that minute.
Oh, okay.
You made it sound like it was.
No, no, I know.
But I'm looking at these questions.
I'm like, okay.
Shout out.
Lizzie and Wren from College Station.
Lizzie and Wren.
This is Turin Fran.
Which of the following is not a nickname for Jesse Eisenberg, Woody Harrelson, Emma Stone, and Abigail, Bresland in Zambiland.
A. Columbus, B. Tallahassee. C. Omaha. D. Little Rock.
I've never seen Zambuland.
Neither have I.
Oh, my God.
Let's go A.
I don't even know what A is.
Say him again.
A, Columbus, B, Tallahassee, C, Omaha, D. Little Rock.
Columbus.
Columbus.
Columbus, A.
Final answer.
Shocking.
Ellen?
Not a clue.
A lot of multiple choices.
Have you guys seen this movie?
I don't like the multiple choice ones.
No.
I do have a friend whose nickname is Omaha, so I'm just inclined to say.
Okay.
All right.
Final answer, Omaha.
Yes.
Correct.
Wow.
Okay.
Shout out to your friend.
Got up my friend, Omaha.
All right.
One nothing, Emmeline and Ellie.
This is question number four to Emmeline and Ellie.
Shout out Stacey from Massachusetts.
What year did all of these things happen?
Moonlight wins Best Picture Over La La Land at the Oscars.
Taylor Swift.
Look what you made me do is out.
Beyonce's twin pregnancy announcement.
I want to say like 2011.
For some reason I want to go later.
I know I had a dance to it in college.
And it was like the big thing.
Okay.
Yeah, because I guess her twins wouldn't be almost 10 or 11.
Okay.
Shoot, I don't know.
Like 10 seconds.
That's like 13.
Okay.
13 final answer
2013
I'm thinking 2016
I think in 2016
I think in 16
I think reputation
Let's do 16 16
2016
2016
In correct
2017
Fuck
I was thinking 16 or 17
And I felt 16
All right
All right
Back to the drawing board
Still one nothing
Emmeline and Ellie
And this question is to
Ria and Fran
Shout out Kelsey from
Oregon. Oregon? Oregon.
Oregon. Oregon. No, I don't know.
Whatever.
Which Marvel movie did John C. Riley have a guest role in?
That's it. That's it.
All right. Guest roll. I can't think of seeing John C. Riley in any of these movies.
Five seconds.
Ant Man.
Ellie? Any ideas?
I really don't picture.
him in any movie either.
Like, it had to be a probably really small part.
Wait.
I kind of just want to go with one of the Iron Man's.
Yeah. Do you want to go to like a two?
Yeah, I was going to say Iron Man 2.
Okay.
Iron Man 2. Final answer.
Incorrect.
Guardians of the Galaxy.
Oh.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's Marvel, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
I just trouble.
I start to get worried.
I'm like, please.
No, no.
No, that absolutely is.
Yeah.
He's in it.
And he is in Guardians of the Galaxy.
Galaxy, yep, that is correct.
Okay. Still well-nothing,
Emeline and Ellie. And this question is
to them. Question number six.
Shout out, Maggie, from
Mawa, New Jersey.
Mawa, yep.
All right, what is the name of the theme park
in Jimmy Neutron?
Oh, my gosh.
Why did I just want to say Astro World?
Oh.
Do you have any idea? You're the
Nick girl.
I was.
I can totally picture the whole theme and the brain with like the thing spinning around it,
but I have no idea what the theme park is.
We could just guess.
Like, uh, brainland.
Time is up.
Brain land.
No idea.
Not a clue.
Nothing.
Is it not?
I don't even have a guess.
Okay.
Retro land.
Yeah, nope.
Does that ring a bell?
No.
Really?
I haven't watched
I haven't watched an episode of Jimmy Neutron
in 20 years maybe
I used to watch it all that time
or whenever the last time
when the Jimmy Neutron movie came out
and the kids in America
of the future
they changed it
All right still won nothing
Ellie and Emmeline
this question is to re-enfranch
Almost halfway through
No points
Shout out
Swap knee
Swap
Swap nil.
No, no location.
Just swap nil.
How many staircases does Hogwarts have?
Oh, for this.
What?
How many staircases?
So many people send this question that I was like, I guess it's a well-known thing.
I don't know it.
42.
78.
That's the final answer?
Yeah, I think it's more.
To Emma.
Ellie?
Do you know what it is?
No.
Oh. I think I'm like a closeted Harry Potter nerd.
And I don't know. It's like, I would go in the middle like 56.
Okay. 56. Final answer.
Incorrect. It's 142.
Oh my God. You said 42?
I did. Wow. That's creepy. That is weird.
I saw the number 42 pop up in my head. I did. That's why I said it.
Yeah. Just the one was a little hazy.
All right. Still 1-0. Ameline and Ellie.
and this is to them.
Shout at Kirby.
Shout out Kirby from Washington State.
How was Viola told to chew and she's the man?
And what was she chewing?
When we watch this all the time together as kids.
No.
What was she chewing?
I'm guessing like chew with your mouth closed,
but that seems too obvious.
No, it was with her.
Yeah, I was at the tea party.
Chew like a lady.
I think that's what it.
was. She was probably eating like a cucumber
sandwich or something. She was eating a salad,
wasn't she? Oh. Okay, let's go
with that. You see her like a lady.
Okay, say that. Yeah.
Incorrect.
The mom says, chew like you have a
secret. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Um, but I don't fucking remember
what she's eating. A sandwich?
A hamburger?
Why would they be having a hamburger?
I was thinking of those finger
sandwiches.
Finger sandwich?
She said salad.
I don't think it's salad.
I feel like it's a sandwich.
Okay, sandwich.
Chew like you have a secret.
It's a sandwich.
Incorrect.
Well, half of it's correct, but
Chew like you have a secret is correct.
It's a chicken leg.
Oh, I see her like.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Damn.
I wish you guys get a half point for that, but you can't.
I know.
I love that.
If it was just, if it was only written,
like, what did she say?
We would have had the answer.
Yeah.
If only.
If only.
All right.
Well, question number nine,
Rian and Fran are still not on the board.
Yep.
And this question is to Emmeline and Ellie.
Shout out Moll.
No?
No, this question is asked.
Oh, yeah.
No.
Shout out Molly from Orlando, Florida.
All right, Molly, don't fucking let me down here.
I feel good about this one.
All right.
All right.
What is David Henry's character?
There's full name in Wizards of Werverly place.
Something Rousseau.
There's Max, there's Alex, and what the fuck is David Henry's name?
Why?
Why him?
Justin.
Justin.
Justin Rousseau.
Full, full name.
Are you fucking kidding me?
I don't write the questions, okay?
Molly.
Justin would have been too easy.
Would it?
Who the fuck knows his middle name?
Justin, Maxwell.
No, because the other one's fast.
Sam, Kyle,
Frank,
Justin, Daniel,
Daniel Russo,
Justin Daniel Russo.
I,
Ameline and Ellie.
Hate you, right now.
Really tough.
Justin.
What the fuck kind of question is that?
What is David Henry's
full name in Wazardley place?
Probably something so weird, or like he's
named after his dad.
I just assume it's something that.
said a lot if she's asking you.
Cannot wait to find out the answer to this.
She's about to make it so. You know what happens
when you assume? You make an ass out of you and me.
And so there you go.
All right, time is up for you guys.
Justin Thomas Rousseau.
No.
Is it like fucking Wolverine? Like what?
No, it's Justin Vincenzo Pepe Rousseau.
Vincenzo.
And Justin Vincenzo Pepe Rousseau is not something that's said very often.
No.
No.
I can tell you that much.
It's no Esteban, Julio, Ricardo, Monta, Del Rosa Ramirez.
I'll tell you that.
For sure.
It's not.
It's not.
All right, well, don't take your anger out on me.
On to the next.
Okay, this question number 10 to Emmeline and Ellie.
I'm going to play a clip, and you tell me what movie it's from.
I almost hope we get none right now.
We change all the time.
I think we stay the same, but grow, I guess, a little bit.
I think if you're growing, then you're changing.
But, I mean, we're changing from who we are, which we always stay as...
Not really.
I don't think so.
I think so.
I know.
I think it's bridesmaids.
Really?
I trust you.
Okay.
We're going to go with bridesmaids.
Correct.
I knew that one.
I knew it too.
You've done multiple bridesmaids.
Yeah, I was going to say you stop using bridesmaids.
Because you've used bridesmaids before.
I think that's...
You've done a movie quote from bridesmaids.
Why not go with something from bedazzled?
I actually thought about it, but I'm like,
they probably haven't seen it.
It's hard to find clips.
There's so many movies out there.
You even picked bedazzles for...
It's hard to find clips.
It's hard to get questions.
Next question.
To please you guys.
I have people saying don't curate the things for them
at the same time.
You're not curating it for us.
But that's the point of the game.
It's not just trivia.
The point of the game is to beat Rian and Fran at their game.
Yeah.
Like Bobby Flee is giving meals that he's great at.
Like Bobby Flae is a chef.
Yes.
So they're entering his arena.
I agree.
I agree.
And when you play Rian Fran, you're entering our arena.
Yeah.
Of questions that suit us.
So if anybody else complains about that the questions are in general, that's not the point in the game.
You heard her, people.
You did hear her.
That's good explanation.
Yeah.
It was good.
I had no answer.
I was going to be like, well, no, it's, that's, we base this off B-Bopi play.
All right.
You're right.
It's 2.0.0. Emily and Ellie.
And we are chefs in our own kitchen.
We're on question number 11.
You guys still have a chance.
Yeah, yeah, sure.
Shout out, uh, Sarah and Melanie from Orlando, Florida.
Another Orlando.
Uh, this is Tari and Fran.
Which Kardashian or Jenner significant other does Drake shout out in sicko mode?
Um, which Kardashian.
Should I name them all?
Scott Dissick, Kanye West, Tristan Tom,
Taiga, uh, Ben Simmons.
Time is up.
Oh shit.
Time is up.
Um, time is up.
Okay.
All right.
So Emily and Ellie.
Yeah, I get, I was trying to wrap the whole thing in my head.
I got distracted with Fran saying all the names.
I feel like I want to say Kanye or like something random, like Ben Simmons.
But I don't recall that being in the song.
I feel like I would
Like maybe he refers to him as yay
And it's like really quick you know
That was this was before
Yay was yay
Was it?
Yeah
My rap knowledge clearly is subpar
We'll go with we can go with Kanye
If that's your gut
I mean
I'll just go
Okay Kanye
In the answer
Incor
Devin Booker
Wet like I'm book
Wet like him book
Yeah I actually maybe would have never gotten down
I was on my way.
I was almost there.
I went with Ben Simmons,
and I should have said,
I went with old basketball.
And also,
they weren't together.
And I probably would have never
gotten Devin Booker from what?
Right.
I was trying to think of, like,
who were there like,
significant others when that song came out.
Yeah.
That's why I said,
Tygo.
All right.
Question number 12.
We're going to friend.
That's not our question.
Shut out right now.
No, I'm just saying.
Yeah, no, we are.
I just said I almost want to score
zero points now.
Ameline and Ellie.
This is to you.
Shout out, Brooke from Virginia.
Who plays the sloth in Zootopia?
I fucking hate these questions.
I hate.
I told you.
I had to come up with five questions for our tour.
I mean, five games for our tour.
So this was like,
not a lot of questions left.
Have you seen Zootopia?
No.
No, I have not.
I haven't seen Utopia.
Zootopia is a great movie in minutes.
I think of like a funny.
No one's seeing anything.
I've seen a funny...
I haven't even seen it.
All right, three seconds.
I want to say...
Jonah Hill.
Okay.
Jonah Hill.
Incorrect.
Seth Rogen?
I've seen this movie so many times.
His name is Flash.
I've never seen Zootopia.
I don't think it's Seth Rogen.
It's hard to tell because he has a super slow, exaggerated voice.
Seth Rogen.
Incorrect.
Kristen Bell.
Oh, what?
The sloth is played by Kristen Bell?
Yeah.
The sloth's name is Flash, right?
You just search that for me for a second,
so at least one thing that popped into my brain
during this recording is right?
Flash, the Sloth.
Yep, if only that was the questions.
I wouldn't have gotten that yet.
Kristen Bell, okay, all right.
All right.
Question 13.
Teen, let's round home here.
Let's get none right.
It's a new game with ourselves.
You know, I kind of thought I would be in a worse mood answering no questions right because it normally does bother me.
This one's bothering me.
This one's bothering me.
I'm just laughing.
I'm pissed off.
Yeah.
I'm P.
Apparently, Kristen Bell only had two words, but I don't know.
I mean, the slot doesn't really talk.
Okay, I've never seen the movie.
That's a dumb question.
Yeah, it is a dumb question.
It's a trick question.
All right, moving on.
Let's get through these.
Get it.
Let's get through these.
Okay.
This one is to...
St us.
Reinfranx?
Yes.
The big winners.
If you guys don't get this one...
Shut up.
I swear to God.
Seriously.
We're about to stuff you in a lot.
I'm going to turn the zoom off.
And end the game if you guys don't get this one.
Okay.
Shout to Emma from Charlotte.
Question number 13.
Still 2-0.
Come on, Emma.
From Charlotte.
What did Sarah, aka Allison Stoner?
And cheaper by the dozen,
soak her sister's boyfriend's underwere.
wear in.
Meat.
Meat.
Meat.
Meat.
Meat.
Yes.
Correct.
Thank God.
Thank God.
That's the first question I would have been able to answer.
All right.
They're on the board.
Meat.
Okay.
Meat.
Two one, Emmeline and Ellie.
We have two questions left.
If this game goes into overtime, I'm going to lose it.
All right.
Question number 14.
Shout out Haley from Chicago.
This is Tameline, Ellie.
Which of these Disney channel shows did not have them made for television movie?
A, Wizards of Waverly Place, B, Sweet Life of Zach and Cody, C. Kim Possible, D, Phil of the Future.
Did Wizards of the Face have one?
Yeah.
Yeah.
It was like lost in there.
I feel like the past people seems weird.
Like I wouldn't have seen it, but I also feel like there was a movie.
Was Phil of the Future like too early before movie adoption?
10 seconds
Let's go
I feel like there was a weird movie
Nobody watched it
Okay we can look impossible
No go for the future
I've gotten too many wrong
Finally answer to fill the future
Correct
That seals a deal
That's the win
It's the win right there
I knew that one also
Just want to say
I firmly knew that one
Well there's no way to verify that you knew it
Yeah no there's not
But I would just like to say
That I knew that one
All right well
Sweet Life is Zach and Cody
Had a made to TV movie
The Sweet Life movie.
Sweet Life movie.
Wizards Vravely placed the movie.
Can Possible Move.
I remember all the other ones.
Interesting.
All right.
Question number 15.
Shout out Key from Des Moines, Iowa.
In Gossip Girl, which girl dated Nate, Chuck, and Dan?
Vanessa.
Correct.
Shit.
Damn.
3-2 final score.
Yeah.
You know.
We did not deserve to win that one at all.
Things did not turn on until question of 13.
We did not either.
Yeah, I didn't know many of those.
You guys deserve to win because you won.
Not the greatest questions.
No, and I'm, yeah, five points scored out of 15 points.
Who voices the sloth in Zootopia and the sloth has two words?
Dumb question.
Okay, well, you didn't get any of the rap questions.
That's okay.
I enjoy, I still enjoy those, though.
It makes me think a little bit.
What was the other one that was really stupid?
At 2017, we could have gotten.
Yeah, we could have.
Guardians of the Galaxy, you're a big Marvel fan?
No, no, what was the one that was
before this Utopia one that I said
was stupid? The one that Molly asked.
Oh, the Western to Waverly.
Justin.
Oh, Vincenzo.
Justin Vincenzo Pepsu.
You already remember it.
Yeah, because now I'm never going to forget it.
It's ridiculous.
Ridiculous question.
It's all right.
We're going out.
Molly from Orlando.
Sportsman show some good sportsmanship.
Yeah, we're going to shake your hands.
Well done, ladies.
It's nothing against you two.
I mean, yeah, you guys won.
They won.
They beat Reinfran.
I'm happy for you guys.
Honestly, they beat Reinfran and a lot at a round of entertainment trivia.
Yes, they did.
That was maybe not geared toward.
At a round of what?
Entertainment trivia.
They beat Reanfran in regular trivia, not reanfran.
Oh, so you're trying to say that this isn't your wheelhouse.
I was, those questions didn't feel as more of them.
You argued the other week.
No, I, I'm not arguing that.
No, no, no, no.
The rap questions fit.
I enjoyed those ones.
even though I got them wrong, I enjoyed them.
I did.
I have nothing against them.
Here's a thing.
Fran didn't get the Harry Potter question.
I did not.
You didn't get the rap questions.
And there's another thing.
Sometimes Bobby Flay loses at his own game.
I'm not, I'm far from a Marvel expert.
I like the movies and I've seen them, but I am not an expert.
In my mind.
I would never take on anyone in Marvel trivia.
I am not, that's like not my area.
All right.
So we lost.
All right.
And this is the last beat,
Rian Fran for a couple weeks while we're on tour.
Yeah, ending on a high note.
We're going on tour.
We're going to come back strong. We're going to get some practices in on those shows.
Hopefully we do well on tour.
Yes.
And ladies, once again, thank you very much.
You have Beat Rian Fran and you will get a T-shirt.
That says you beat Rianfrann.
Thank you guys.
You are.
You're welcome.
Thank you guys.
All right.
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