Chicks in the Office - Kardashians Recap With Joey & Pat + Beat Ria & Fran Game 36

Episode Date: April 25, 2022

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey, Chicks in the Office listeners. You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. This is state of emergency. What's up, everyone? It's Chicks in the Office with Rianne Fran, giving you that Friday energy on a Monday. And we are gearing up to go on tour, ladies and gentlemen. We leave tomorrow for San Diego, great and early.
Starting point is 00:00:36 Can't wait to see these beautiful faces. right in front of me at the crack of dawn getting ready to go to san diego how are you guys feeling i'm not ready i did not do enough of what i was supposed to do this weekend and uh will probably be up pretty late worried about forgetting stuff today noah how about you i'm like there's just any early flight there's a part of me that's like a little worried i'm going to miss it or like sleep through. Flight. I have this terrible...
Starting point is 00:01:11 Please don't do that. No, I don't want to. This terrible quality about myself where I really value sleep more than most things. And it's bad. Like, I will cancel. I will move things around just to get more sleep.
Starting point is 00:01:29 Like, flights, I'll be like, I will pay whatever to get on a later flight. And you just can't do that. So I'm with you. But I know I won't oversleep it. I know that I'll wake up for it. It's more like, I'd love to just snuggle right back into bed. Sometimes I'll wake up and like my alarm didn't go off and it says the time.
Starting point is 00:01:51 Now, I don't understand why. And I'm like, that could happen tomorrow. It won't happen tomorrow. Is it on your phone? Like, do you use your phone? On my phone, it'll just like randomly happen where like it didn't go off for some reason. I don't know. Or maybe you slept through it.
Starting point is 00:02:05 There's no way. There's no way. Well, true, because it doesn't shut off. But, like, you could definitely, I think it's very possible, like, to be in sleep. I'm just turn it off. And, like, hit that stop button without realizing you hit the stop button. Maybe. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:02:22 Or the volume on your phone. Either way, I'm not going to miss it. I'm not going to miss it. I am so excited. I was looking at the itinerary that we set up. Obviously, you know, we got the shows. We're nervous about it. that but this is going to be a lot of fun. We're going to have a lot of fun. We're going to all
Starting point is 00:02:39 these different places. We're doing a lot of cool things. It's going to be a little stressful at times, but it's going to be a lot of fun. Right. We have no hair and makeup for a Wednesday. We don't. We don't. We don't. We didn't plan that. We did nothing this weekend to get ready for this trip. No, no. So we did not. What are you going to do? That's just the way. We'll figure it out. We always do. That's just the way it is. Brandy babes, we got this. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:10 Yeah. So on the road. I also like keep, it's not like, I don't know why I'm so stressed about forgetting something. Like we're going to be, I can find it. Whatever I forget, I'll be able to find. Exactly. If you leave something behind, we will be able to get it.
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Starting point is 00:05:27 pills. I got headache medicine. Let me tell you something, Noah. When when the time comes, when you want that Advil. The last thing you want to do was have to go out and buy it. Yeah. You want that shit. They probably have it in the hotel, but yeah. Sometimes they know. You want, you want the good stuff. You want Accedron. Like you need
Starting point is 00:05:48 the good stuff. Yeah. But anyways, it's going to be a lot of fun. We'll be locked and loaded. We will be locked and loaded. Not major topics to talk about today. Yeah, you know what? Coachella happened this weekend again, weekend two. You know what popped into my head. Did you listen a lot to Elvis Duran in the morning show? In the morning show? Yeah. Yeah. Like I was kind of thinking how like none of the topics are really like worth their own
Starting point is 00:06:17 extensive conversation. But it's kind of anytime I think that where it's like, oh, how do I, how do we like rapidly just kind of go through some of the stuff that happened this weekend? the Greg T's topic train song pops into my head. Greg T's topic train. I don't remember that. You don't? I remember his topic train. I remember like War of the Roses.
Starting point is 00:06:45 Yeah. Okay. Greg T's topic train is basically what popped in my head is us just being like, well, it was Gigi Hadid's birthday. They all went out in New York. They looked fantastic. Blake lively. aging backwards. Did you see her? I saw those pictures. Yes. Holy moly. She looks so good.
Starting point is 00:07:06 Kim and Pete went on a date to John Stewart being honored in D.C. He won an award. Oh, yeah. I was at the Kennedy Center. I saw a lot of people were there. Kennedy Center. She flew there. And then like you said, Coachella Weekend 2, Harry and Lizzo. Yeah, Harry and Lizzo was very cool. Everyone was freaking out about that. Coachella Weekend 2 is always a little less exciting than the first weekend because you see everything the first weekend. What I thought was
Starting point is 00:07:35 interesting and shady was Olivia O'Brien tweeted that her friends that don't make music will never understand how important it is that they show up to her sets. And somebody replied and wrote, I thought it was
Starting point is 00:07:51 really nice how you said in your Zach saying interview that people showed up to your, your friend showed up to your coachella. set even though they were feeling terrible. And she goes, that didn't happen weekend two. So something must have happened with her friends where they didn't show up to her set the second weekend. And I don't know why I'm invested in this drama, but now I am. I got to say, like, I totally understand that. I get that. Like, you want your friends to support.
Starting point is 00:08:16 But if they're all there, weekend one, I think I'd feel kind of bad making them all show up again for weekend two. No, but if they're at Coachella. Oh. Oh, they were already there. I think that's what she's implying. Like, they were at Coachella and did not show up to her set. Okay, then yes, 100%. I agree with that. You know, the coolest.
Starting point is 00:08:40 If you're already there, figure it. Yes. The coolest part to me is like seeing Harry Styles in the crowd watching Billy Isles and just like other major artists just like watching as a fan. Yeah, there's a video on TikTok that was like just once again, and Timothy Chalmay everywhere. That guy could not be stopped. But there was one video that was like everyone was posting and resharing was
Starting point is 00:09:06 Olivia Wilde in the crowd and then like Kendall Jenner like right behind her. Like Kendall was like taking pictures and Olivia was bopping around. But yeah, I mean, Lizzo was an absolutely phenomenal person to bring out. Their duet was amazing. the selfie. Who still has a house phone? The Chiffos. Their duet was amazing. The selfie she posted with him was very funny. I feel like Lizzo just absolutely loves Harry Styles as much as the rest of us do. Billy Elish brought out Haley Williams, which was really cool. They sounded amazing together, singing some Paramore. It was awesome. Like those two, I couldn't think of honestly a better, a better duo that makes sense. Like I've never really thought of them together. But when I saw the videos, I was like,
Starting point is 00:09:58 oh my God, that is the perfect person for for her to bring out. Every time I hear happier than ever, I cry. It's such a great song. I listen to it like over and over and over again after I saw the videos of them performing together. It's such a good song. It really is. It really is. And then honestly, like, it was that that was the biggest stuff. You know, been just dominating TikTok is Selena Gomez. I don't know what she like she loves TikTok. She loves acting things out on TikTok and she did the
Starting point is 00:10:33 they did the hat song together on TikTok which was very funny. It looked like they maybe have some drinks. She had a white claw on her hands ready to have a good time. I'm confused by Selena Gomez on TikTok because does that mean she's on the internet now? Because remember she wasn't on the internet. So I assume she is. It's not
Starting point is 00:10:51 that she's making these TikToks and having somebody post. them for her. Yeah, I'm guessing because like she also posted three like on on Saturday night. She posted three like within a minute of each other of like them trying to do the whole song and the first two they like messed up in each one. So I got to imagine she was doing this herself. Now I feel like maybe internet means like websites. You know, like she's, she's on. TikTok. Maybe she's not on Twitter, I doubt. And maybe she has like some
Starting point is 00:11:29 restrictions with Instagram, but maybe she's just like, she's not like browsing the web, Googling herself, things like that. But she's, she's definitely on TikTok. She's hard. Very active. It's hard not to go on TikTok. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:46 Definitely. The selling sunset new season is out. Everybody watch. have Mary on Wednesday's episode. So if you haven't finished the season yet, make sure you finish by Wednesday. Do they have a beauty lens on the selling sunset cameras when they film? Because why does everything?
Starting point is 00:12:08 Yeah, no, I know. But this season especially, I'm like, what is happening? Like, everything looks perfect. Yeah, let me tell you. We really do that kind of. If only we could get that type of lighting, huh? Jesus Christ. We look.
Starting point is 00:12:23 We'd look phenomenal. with that kind of lighting. Yeah, since you brought that up, I've seen some comments being like, is it just mirrors the lighting like totally different? We are trying to fix the lighting in the studio and it's just not working right now. It's terrible.
Starting point is 00:12:36 The lighting in our studio is so bad that I genuinely and friend to say to Noah, like do we look that bad in person? Because I am not under the impression that I look that bad in person. I would like to think I look a lot better. Boy, when that YouTube thumbnail shows up. Oh my God. I'm like, I look like death as a human being.
Starting point is 00:12:57 Yeah. Like that, I resemble death. Like when I see myself on camera, I am like, that is the most hard looking human being I've ever seen. So we're trying to figure out this lighting, but it's hard.
Starting point is 00:13:09 We changed it and it just made us look darker. I don't. It's terrible. It's really awful. Fixing the lighting was just some guy putting up paper lanterns above us. Like, I don't know. the hell that did. Like I'm sure. Those were paper lanterns that you buy off Amazon for like $8.
Starting point is 00:13:29 No, it was like, it's, they have Bluetooth. You could change the light in them. I'm like, eight year olds buy those for their bedrooms and they play with the light. Like they have a clicker and change the lights. Right. I like how is that supposed to help? How is that supposed to help our studio? It doesn't. We look terrible or I look terrible at least when I see. No, it's so it's awful. That's a work in progress. Um, yeah. You know what I watched this weekend that I actually really liked? I thought was really good was the Abercrombie documentary on Netflix. I want to watch that.
Starting point is 00:14:02 Kind of sad thing to bring up, but I just did not realize this. Obviously, they talked about summer girls, LFO, you know, I like girls aware of Abercrombie and Fitch. And two of the members of LFO are dead. Is that awful? There's only three of them. That really took a dark turn. I know. I like, because I saw and, you know, TMZ had posted about one of the guys talking about the song being in the documentary. And I was reading it. And it was like, two of the other guys have passed away like in the last 10 years, both because of like cancer, like different types
Starting point is 00:14:41 of cancer. So awful. It was like, oh my God. It was like, because the headline was like the one living member of LFO. I was like, how, what? That is really sad. I know. I know. But the documentary is really, really good. The music is really, really good. It's a total throwback. And it is very interesting because when Abercrombie, I felt like started to go out of style for me and like my age, I didn't realize the bigger issues that were happening because I was still kind of young enough to where my friends were just like, the logo's not cool anymore. Like, it's too. Everything's too. Like, that was, those were the reasons.
Starting point is 00:15:23 Like, it wasn't like, oh, they're selling like pretty like racist graphic t-shirts. Like I, that was, I was, I think I was just like still too young. And then, of course, like I remember the conversation around the hiring process and all things like that. It was real, it was really good. I highly recommend checking that out if you, if you haven't watched it. I'm definitely going to watch that. I think it's very interesting. I tried watching the Von Dutch one and I was so bored.
Starting point is 00:15:52 to death with that. But I think that this one sounds a lot more interesting. Yeah. And it's not too long. It's like a little under an hour and a half. And it moves really fast. Like it's not, they have a lot of like good,
Starting point is 00:16:04 good insightful people. They have former employees. They have journalists that covered, you know, Abercrombie during the time. So it was really well done, I thought. And I really liked it. And yeah, I was going to say what.
Starting point is 00:16:21 Oh, to finish off, Greg. T's topic train. Zendaya is not going to be at the MetGal, so let's just cancel it. Yeah, I saw that. She said she's got to work, and people are very upset about that, the second year in a row that she won't be at the Met Gala.
Starting point is 00:16:39 It's going to be okay. I kind of feel like she must not really want to go. You know, like, I understand working, and like she's a professional, and if she's scheduled to be on set, she's probably not messing that up. Like she's filming a major movie right now in Boston. So like I get it.
Starting point is 00:16:56 But I also feel like she has the power to be like, guys, I need Monday off. I'll be back on Tuesday. Right. But there's so much that goes into the Mechala, like the planning of the outfit and everything. So it's like it's not just popping in real quick to go to the MacGala. And Zendaya never misses when it comes to red carpet. So she's not going to just throw something together. She would never have that.
Starting point is 00:17:19 Nope, never would have that. So she's, she probably wants to make it really good. So if she's busy, she doesn't, she can't find the time to get ready to the Nacalla. Yeah. You're right. We got to cut Sendea some slack. She's a hardworking bitch. You're right.
Starting point is 00:17:34 You're right. I'm just sad because I really. And like what this year's theme, oh, she just, she would have come up with something incredible. Oh, well. Maybe next year. Maybe next year we'll see some others. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:48 I'm still holding out. I'm still holding out for Kim and Pete to walk. together. Oh, yeah. I don't think they'll walk together, but I think that they will take pictures inside together. Yeah, I hope so. I hope so too. Okay. All right. Let's get into the show. We got our Kardashians recap with Joey and Pat, who we work with from out and about, which is really just a conversation with Joey and Pat. Yes. It's an interesting conversation for sure. It's more Joey and Pat that it is Kardashians because I don't know like a lot of our listeners haven't met them that yet so this is a very good intro to them and their podcasts and they're leaving to film barstle versus
Starting point is 00:18:27 America which we discussed as well so it's very funny it is very fun and we also have a great beatry and fran great yeah great beat re and friend and for the people that say they don't like beatry and fran a girl came up to me yesterday and the only thing she said was how much she loves beat Reim Frank. So that was the justification that I needed. Boy, I really miss these criticisms. I don't see this shit. You don't read the podcast reviews like I do.
Starting point is 00:18:57 No. And honestly, don't. I try and stay away from the podcast reviews because it's just podcast reviews are bloodbeth, especially for me. It's just always mean shit. It's a madhouse for no one in the podcast reviews. Yeah. Like I didn't check for a while.
Starting point is 00:19:14 I didn't check for a while. And then I looked like last week. And that's when I was like, oh, yeah, guys, I'm going to stop talking because. Yeah. And I said, don't stop talking because that is the minority. And it's the vocal minority versus like the majority of people who listen. They don't speak up and they love you, Noah. And so I've checked the podcast reviews maybe like once a week.
Starting point is 00:19:34 And every time I pop in my God, once a week. Well, sometimes there's constructive criticism in there. Yeah. And other times it's just a madhouse. So I, it doesn't affect me, though. That's the thing. Like, if I thought that checking the reviews affected me and how I act, then I would stop checking them.
Starting point is 00:19:54 That's why. That's why I don't check them because I actively. It would affect you. I actively see myself changing what I'm doing. Right. I don't change what I'm doing after reading that. Although now this conversation, now I'm curious and it's probably going to make me go look and then I'm going to be upset.
Starting point is 00:20:12 So no, no, no. Don't do that, Fran. Don't do that. I just was saying that this. person loved beatria and friends so much. It was all she could talk about. And so we got a great beatry and Fran. And the amount of people who send in questions or who asked to be on the show, like, it's more than the few people who are like, I don't like this. Exactly. Yeah. Right. So let's get into it. Start off with Joey and Pat. We all saw Coinbase's 22 Super Bowl commercial.
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Starting point is 00:21:50 All right, let's get into our Kardashian recap the second episode, but we are joined by two special guests. We have Joey and Pat from the Out and About Pod. That is at Barstool here with us. We are very excited to have them in. They were very bold and said, hey, how come you guys never asked to have us on the podcast? It was a invitation of five years in the making for me.
Starting point is 00:22:10 I was Joey's like, Ria, go fucking ask her right now. I was scared when I first got here because I was more, I didn't care about all the guys. You were scared of you. I was terrified of all the girls. Like you, Casey Smith, you and who's the other one? Brianna, like I was scared of the girls.
Starting point is 00:22:24 You weren't scared of publicity though. No, I checked her like a fish to water. He went right up. I was going to ask what your first impressions were. And also, by the way, when you asked to come on this podcast, I said, why haven't I been asked to come on yours? I still waiting for the invite because you guys for one's scound and I mean, yeah, because I mean, you guys, you know, you're big fish here.
Starting point is 00:22:41 And I was kind of nervous about seeing, you know, meeting you. And I didn't know what everyone thought of me when I came in here Like who's this queen coming in here Trying to think, you know So I was nervous to tell you But we were very nice to me And I felt very welcomed
Starting point is 00:22:52 Good, you should This is actually Joey's second time on our show It is. Oh it is oh yeah, I remember yeah yeah Yeah, it was the first Snooky came on together years ago Years ago You kind of just invited yourself on to die
Starting point is 00:23:03 Maybe like 2018 That was a while ago It was a long time ago At the old office And we had a great I remember finishing that interview And being like wow I really
Starting point is 00:23:13 we really like Joe. Yes. And, you know, you joined the podcast with Pat out and about. And there was one night at my house that Devin and I just watched all your guys' episode on YouTube. You texted me. Like, I texted you that night. Is Devin your lover? Oh, sorry.
Starting point is 00:23:27 Well, in some circle. Yeah. Some people like to think. Noah. I've never met you. He's our producer. Yeah. Some people do think that Devin is my lover.
Starting point is 00:23:37 She is not. But, you know, she could be. But we just. It's called a tease in the business. Yep. We just watched all the episodes And we were crying, laughing Oh good
Starting point is 00:23:46 So good So make sure you guys check that out on YouTube Thank you So, so funny I just love how you guys Really just say whatever the fuck you want You really do I couldn't believe it was coming out of your mouth
Starting point is 00:23:57 And I was like, I wish I could talk like that I know you girls have to be careful I have nothing to lose literally I'm in my senior year I'm in my silver years My golden years now Now she's gone through menopause Yeah I've been through my changes
Starting point is 00:24:08 You know now I just take my bonnieva And you know pray to wake up the next morning I got nothing to lose. I was like, all right, if you're coming in, let's just start hot that way they can't cancel us. So that's what we did. We just talked about border jumping today. I did pass by your desk this morning
Starting point is 00:24:23 and you turned to pat and said, this is going to get us canceled. And you were like, let's do it. Yeah, because he wanted to wear a talk about. It was a lot. We were pre-recorded our Cinco de Mayo episode because we're going on Barcelona versus America. And the decorations that she brought in for Cinco Day Mayo,
Starting point is 00:24:35 I was a little like, I didn't know what we could. He's like, now we need mustaches. I was like, why? He's like, well, south of the border, that's a popular fashion. I was like, I don't know that's the thing. We just came off, we just came up for a 20 episode. We had, we had, um, dreadlock weeks we had to hide. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:49 I don't, I don't know what's appropriate and what's not. Our age is showing. Yeah. Our privilege is showing. You guys just do you, but you're doing Barstle versus America. Yeah. You have a strategy? Pat did it last year?
Starting point is 00:25:00 Mm-mm. I'm not, I'm worried about. Dana Beers is going to bat his eyelashes at him. Oh, that next thing you know, I'm kicked to the care. Oh, my God, yes. No, he likes any straight boy who's nice. Not anyone. Don't make eye contact with him because we'll blow you.
Starting point is 00:25:11 Who's like the hottest here? Ever? Oh, no. I mean, Dana's, Dana was on my list. If I had to, I mean, number one here is Billy Football. Everyone knows that we've been dating for many years. Billy and Chef Donnie are my two favorite boyfriends. Oh, the blondes.
Starting point is 00:25:23 Yeah. But then if I could pick, I like Caleb Presley. I think he's so cute. Another blonde. Yeah, I love blondes, yeah. I never met him in person. But he also likes like a Jeffty love. My mother also loves Caleb.
Starting point is 00:25:34 My dad loves Caleb. Yeah. It's just so personable and funny. Yeah, those are those. kind of guys they like, but you know, definitely Danny Beers is on the list. He likes a bigger, he likes anyone who can make him feel petite.
Starting point is 00:25:44 Yeah. That's what I hang out with you. So that's what I hang out with you. So, no strategy going in. I'm trying to get him to commit to a, like, alliance,
Starting point is 00:25:53 what is it, allegiance, alliance? Alliance with me, and he's like tiptoeing around, like, committing to it. I'm, I'm trying to do the least amount of physical stress
Starting point is 00:26:03 possible. So if I have to, if I have to be, if I have to be, like, climb a wall or something. I'm going to be, fuck off,
Starting point is 00:26:09 We had a literal hypnotist. I don't want money and I don't want that house. I don't care. You have the advantage. You're coming in for your second season. He's worried that he's going to like cry on the show. Who are you the most worried about? I'm most worried about.
Starting point is 00:26:25 I don't trust Dana. I don't trust Dana beers as far as I could throw him because the last time we were on, Dana was trying to paint me as the snake. And meanwhile, I'm sitting in the front seat of the RV. And I see him and hear him saying, I don't give a fuck about Pat. Let's just kick Pat. off the thing. So Dana Beards is on my shit list.
Starting point is 00:26:41 He also hasn't made eye contact with me in two years, so I know this is not a shady show but I will be shady. No, you could be shady. And so now that Dana's on your shit list, but you are batting your eyes at Dana. Do you care that he's on the shit list or are you still like that? No, I don't care. I'm not there. I'm not there. I'm there to see the country, have phone with my friends, go to these happy hours
Starting point is 00:27:00 and hopefully make money and make some good content. I'm a scene stealer. So I know I know my role there. I'm going to go in act, you know, dramatic. I don't know. dramatic. I'm not worried about anyone. I'm worried about being uncomfortable in a bus with people that I don't really know. I know. He's worried about the bathroom situation on the bus because she shit six times a down.
Starting point is 00:27:16 I'm fine with Trish and the girls. Nick and K.B., I'm fine with it. It's the Marty and Dana that I feel strange about because I don't really know them very well. You can't read them. If I have to sleep with them the first night in the bus, and they take Trish away for me, I'm going to have more social anxiety. I only have so many pills. I think you'll be fine with them. He's going to be fine, yeah. I mean, you're like sleeping light. I always have to get home picked up
Starting point is 00:27:36 at sleepover because I would like get there thinking, oh my God, I'm exciting and then I'd have to go to sleep. I'd be like, oh, I hated here, get me out of here. You were the person not left in the middle of the night? Yeah, I had to. I always made fun of that person. Sorry. But until I realized that you can touch the boy's penises.
Starting point is 00:27:48 And I was like, well, then I'm going to stay. There's an experimental phase, which we're hoping will carry over onto the show. I just don't know. No, but I'm not nervous to anything. I don't want to have fun. I'm a good time. I don't like controversy. I don't like fighting.
Starting point is 00:28:00 He likes mental warfare, which is the worst kind of controversy because he don't see it. I mean, I will flirt with men in front of you to, to derail your own. do you rail your focus? Do you think Joey has brought you out of your shell a little bit? Oh, definitely. I think you have never, like this is. Never been funny until I got here. This is the thing.
Starting point is 00:28:17 He's being a shady little bitch. I have it. I'll be honest. I kind of agree with Joey a little bit. Okay, what is this? Three on one? You're definitely funny. No, but it's like, you're shining so much more.
Starting point is 00:28:27 I'm taking that as an insult. I need to take that as a confidence. Joey, you are shining so much more. Joey said made you come out. Yes. Yeah. Absolutely. Like, at first people thought, like, is he really gay?
Starting point is 00:28:36 Yeah. It was tough when you're, alone here and it's like okay who am I gonna like but every time I went on there I thought he was the funniest person until I got to know him how long did it take for you guys to know you guys had something good
Starting point is 00:28:49 I think do want to answer this who wants to answer first I think it was almost like so I tried to get snooky on my show and they're like well she's not available but Joey is and I was like great he was funny on what is it answering the internet whatever it is and he came on and like we sat down and like joked around a little and I was like
Starting point is 00:29:04 oh he's just as crazy as me so for me it was immediate. Yeah. And then with the second that you referred to my surgery as top surgery it was the funniest thing ever. Because he had his teeth, he had his teeth, he had his tits. He had gyna climatici had his tits. And I go, oh, you had top surgery, which is what like trans-people got their things on. And he tears were pouring down. Now, you haven't seen the scars.
Starting point is 00:29:22 Wait, so, can you, you act, you had this surgery? Yes. Okay. Yeah, I had to have that done. But it was like, you know, just something I liked to do. I got it for free. Okay. I saw my soul the Daily Mail. And I got free tities. Was it instant? My tities? No, not your titties.
Starting point is 00:29:37 Those developed over years. Like, did you know that we had some chemistry? Yeah, it was so much fun. Yeah. I had fun the whole time until... I don't think anybody realized how crazy you were until Joey came over. Everyone said that. Secretly, we knew some...
Starting point is 00:29:52 We knew some story secretly. Well, I'm excited that billionaire Bennett's going to be coming with us. Billionaire Bennett. Do you know what I mean? Oh, true. That's going to be an easy one to turn people against. I go, Elle, you really want... Not again.
Starting point is 00:30:03 I think she's going to do on the bus. I think she's never been on a train. She seems... I mean she was. Until New York, she had never been on a train. Like, when she got on Amtrak, she was like, this is the best. You didn't see her stories on her Instagram stories?
Starting point is 00:30:16 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think she's gonna like it. I think she's gonna like roughing it. It's gonna be slum of her. She's been delivering fancier whole life. This is something fun for her. That's right, right. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:30:24 I just started living comfortably and now I gotta go back to the depth of the hell. I like Alex Bennett. I think she's gonna be sneaky, very good at this. She's very athletic. Cunning. Cunning. Charming.
Starting point is 00:30:35 And the Southern Charm can work in her favor. I do think it's a really good group. I do think it's going to be very funny. And what's different about this year, which I think is exciting. Last year there was a little toxicity with Dana Beers and Marty. And who else are the other ones? Oh, and Vibs and Spider. Anyway, you know the glue that's going to hold everyone together is Nick and KB?
Starting point is 00:30:57 They preach kindness is cool and they have that vibe. And I think that hopefully it rums off a little bit on to. You think Nick and KB preaches that kindness is cool? they are kind. Nick is very kind. Nick is. KB's a little rat. KB doesn't know what's going on most of the time.
Starting point is 00:31:13 Yeah, that's the thing. I think that they just don't care and that's where that will come into play. They're not going to care to like go behind people's backs and make stuff happen. Whereas like Dana's probably going to slip up and tell everybody what the plan is. Dana's mental capacity, like in terms of strategy,
Starting point is 00:31:30 it all fell apart at the end of the last season. Like he tried to like strategize at the end of the last season. Like he tried to like strategize at the. end and then he ended up fucking himself out of the money and the house. All in the course of like 30 seconds. He did it to himself. On a slide. All he had to do was throw it and he would have had a house and money with his best friend.
Starting point is 00:31:46 And instead I like bullied him. I was like, don't you fucking throw this. He's like, okay. And then I ended up winning. It was great. Yeah. And we had a great time. Jersey Shore.
Starting point is 00:31:55 You were down a bunch. I was. It was a good time. See, I always like drinking with Ria, but I've always been a little afraid of them. We never drank together. Whenever we go out, I'm like, Ria is a blot. You too. I'm just afraid of you guys.
Starting point is 00:32:03 I'm a great time. I don't know. I'm intimidated by women. To tell you this complete truth. I am. You're like, he's like fly to a fly, what is it, a fly to sheriff's. A fruit fly. Yeah, well, you love Publis.
Starting point is 00:32:13 Where do you, where did you grow up? Long Island. Oh, got it. I've loothed two guys from Ron Concommo. One was a cop. Oh, no, sorry, Babylon, Babylon, Babylon, Babylon. I saw someone as an intent in from Ron Concomo. Do you know your numbers?
Starting point is 00:32:28 No. 10. You don't know your blowjob numbers. No. That's a number. You can't countless. You can't count that high. You literally can't count that after a certain point. Stop counting. Yeah. Yeah. For the best. Do you know yours, Trish? Nope. I have a question. Yeah. So I was watching Shameless recently. Such a lot of gay story. Okay. So you watched Shameless. I would fast forward to the gay parts. Yeah. So Ian, obviously, is gay and shameless. And him and Mickey, right? They just cut right to the chase. Like all of a sudden, his dick would be inside him. And that would,
Starting point is 00:33:04 That's not how it is. Okay, I was going to say, I was going to be like, that seems like that would just hurt if it just happened like that fast. Yeah. That's not what happens. No. You get it easy to. Yeah. You need a glass of peanut ratio first.
Starting point is 00:33:16 Yeah. You need a glass of piano. I feel like that's just like the classic TV movie sex set for all people. Right. Like. But even gays aren't even like, even like, I guess some grinder gays are like that. Yeah, it's straight, but they're like giss in a little bit and it's like slow, whatever. With this, it was just like, turn around.
Starting point is 00:33:32 And then it boom. And I was like, yeah. That's fake news media. Thank you for clearing that up for me. Fake news. Yep. Thanks for clearing that up. All right.
Starting point is 00:33:40 Should we talk Kardashians? Talk some Kardashians. Initial, since we couldn't have, you know, Pat of the Flu, we wanted to talk about the first episode. We're going to do the second. But let's just initial, your initial thoughts for the rebrand. I love it. So it's giving me Laguna Beach vibes. It's giving much more docu-series style.
Starting point is 00:33:58 I mean, I did get a little dizzy with a drone. A little of drones. But I like how it's like kind of showing more and they're not just sitting there on their phones. actually doing things and speaking. It feels real. They break the fourth wall. They're speaking to the camera. It's like I just love the whole vibe of it and it's been what's missing for so long.
Starting point is 00:34:14 I just like how it's shot and how it has produced. I think it's really great. Yeah, I agree with that. I think that you're right. There was a lot of like phone eating salads in the E1 in here. It seems like because you know with them, we get everything anyway, right? Like we see all the TMZ articles. We see the E articles.
Starting point is 00:34:31 And so it feels like we know everything already. But this show, it seems like they're just elaborating on what's happening, which then you get like the real details, like the Pete stuff, the Kanye stuff. SNL was like, oh, it's happening so quickly. Kim Kardashian's going to be on SNL, but this we like really got to see the behind the scenes. What do you guys think about Amy Schumer? I thought her apartment was hideous. First of all, I was like, what the fuck?
Starting point is 00:34:55 You have how much money you're up? This apartment is a shithole. It looks like my hippie aunt like in Peace School, New York's apartment. I like her. I know that a lot of Canadians don't. because she steals jokes or whatever. But I had no idea she was friends with Kim. Like when she went to Amy Schumer,
Starting point is 00:35:10 by like getting her to write your script is like, her and Dave Chappelle wrote the script. She's like, I'm texting Dave. I think Michelle Wolfe wrote a lot of it. That's why it was such a home run. She's three of the best comedians out there. But I like her. Show of us so funny.
Starting point is 00:35:21 You don't like her. I first discovered. I love Amy Schumer. Yeah. Oh, I like her. Yeah, you love her. Yeah. I really don't mind. I don't mind Amy.
Starting point is 00:35:28 I know what you're saying, Pat, like she does rub a lot of people around. She used to be funnier when she was younger. used to be a funnier. I think I also but I did like I try and because it feels like people don't like her so I try and be like people don't like her I shouldn't like her and then I watch
Starting point is 00:35:42 and I laugh like when they in that moment when she told the sex the sex tape joke and Amy didn't pick up on it and was like what movie and she's like my sex tape she's like thank you like that made me laugh. And I was to make the same joke she's like if someone had a sex tape me from 20 years ago I'd be like fucking put it out everywhere and like that's kind of comedy I like
Starting point is 00:36:01 do you see her? her new show? I haven't watched it. Okay, but the thing is, like, it's like, life with best, right? Life of Beth, right? It's like, it's slow. I'm very indifferent on her. Like, don't hate her, don't love her. Yeah, I just think, I just think it's, the shock value is gone with it. They're constantly saying pussy, constantly doing things to talk about her vagina in the sex. The tramp stamp, though, like the, the chubby girl that's like, you know, uncomfortable, like, you know, that's her stick and everything like that, but I think she, it's like, I thought with this new show, she'd be able to reinvent that character and something new,
Starting point is 00:36:28 which is kind of, the show kind of has a new vibe to it, where it's like a little slower and kind of like more, you know, chill. Does it feel like her train wreck character? It's the exact same character. It's, it's, it's been done with. Really? I think it's, I don't think she's a whole new stick, but it's like, do something new to freshened up.
Starting point is 00:36:45 I don't think anything's been freshened up. And it's like, you know, it's the same kind of, you know, doubty girl that's insecure that sleeps with, like, all these people, like, it's big a whore and then, like, has to, like, deal with the repercussion. But it's also, like, that's been normalized. Like, when she first got famous, like, no one was talking about, like, shall be like, she'll be, like, down to her, like, like, no one was talking about their vaginas, now it's like, that has successfully been normalized.
Starting point is 00:37:04 Like, bring up, like, call her daddy. I need something fresh from her. Yeah. And I did like how she did because I get in my head so much. And I always like, I always like a second opinion to edit down. I always do way too much with everything. So I need to like bring things down and simplify it. I need to do a good job with doing that for me.
Starting point is 00:37:20 So did you see the episode? Yeah. So Amy Schumer sits her down in her ugly house and says, you know, that's not funny. That's too long winded. Yeah. This is great. This is great, which I think is really important. So I'm the Amy Schumer to your Kim.
Starting point is 00:37:31 Well, that would make you, Ken. But it also felt like she didn't really take a lot of, like, Amy Schumer gave her all these critiques. And then we all watched her on SNL and she used a lot of jokes. I was happy Kim did that. And what she said was like, she was like, I'm going to stick to my gut. Because there were, I'm forgetting which ones exactly. But there were, there were jokes that Kim was going to say that Amy was like, I'd stay away from that. And I was like, why?
Starting point is 00:37:54 So I'm happy that Kim didn't exactly follow what Amy said. Because just because Amy Schumer saying, it doesn't mean you have to do that. So I was glad that she kind of stuff with it. And Chappelle could have been in the background being like, fuck that. Like Michelle Woffoo she's like really like writing out. And I'm going to listen to them probably over Amy. Yeah. I thought it was really good.
Starting point is 00:38:11 And Courtney we saw she is. Did you see the backyard scene? Yeah. What was wrong with them? They seemed like they were on fucking clueludes. She goes, she was like. In front of the realtor. In front of the realtor?
Starting point is 00:38:24 No, no, no, no. When it's her and Chris in the backyard talking about her about her IDF, she said there. She goes, and she goes, hello. and she like didn't move and she was waiting on the couch with her fucking
Starting point is 00:38:32 laser glasses on and she goes hi and then they were so monotone and weird acting I know they were talking about a sensitive subject
Starting point is 00:38:39 but it was like they were both on pills she goes yeah my kids aren't here right now because they're with Scott and but Pinelli will be here any minute
Starting point is 00:38:46 it was just very weird that like you know the vibe was weird yeah very weird it is weird I think that the scene with the realtor
Starting point is 00:38:54 creeped me on right right I thought you're talking about you guys are in love you guys are madly love and I love it. Like I love they are. But in front of the realtor, like you don't need to do that. She straddled him. Yeah. Like you really don't need to be doing that. And the guy looking around and he's just like walked away.
Starting point is 00:39:12 Is going on? He's probably like, is Travis Parker about to fuck Corny and Crane and Ash he had? And they didn't even buy this house yet. Like can they at least put a down payment on? Also, easiest job ever being the realtor for that. Maybe it's like a, they're going to build. like an unearthed jealousy from everyone that's like I can't even I can't even imagine being that like sexually attracted to someone all the time like all the time I'm not I mean not he's just not my I'm sure he's lovely he looks like a freak are we allowed to say it yeah you can say whatever you want he's like I was like okay because you see him like behind the drums he looks cool and then I'm like he looks like
Starting point is 00:39:49 Voldemort almost yes he does but I'll say this do you think that maybe like they They must be having, like, they have, like, probably amazing sex, so she feels that chemistry around her. I was with him when they got married. Whereas, like, it doesn't matter what they look like. He just, like, feels it. Do you remember? Yeah. I was with them, then I think got married.
Starting point is 00:40:06 I was the last one to see them walk. I was in the, I was out of his time smoking outside Delilah. You were in Vegas. For his three-week trip for one hour to work. And that came out of the thing. And I met Courtney a few times before. So I said, hi. And to say hi.
Starting point is 00:40:18 I go, hey, court. So I pretty much a bride's like, who the fuck are you? Um, yes. I don't know if she remembered me or not. It was a very quick passing, and she was holding hands with Travis. They walked right into the club, and, you know, that's the less I saw of her.
Starting point is 00:40:31 And she got married. So I think I had something to do with the wedding. Yes. I agree. Who's, like, a witness? Besides Snooky, who's, like, the most famous person you were, like, actually close with? Oh.
Starting point is 00:40:41 Me? No, Trish. I don't know. It's hard to say. Rachel Dulles-ahl? Richard Dolesal. I'm friendly with everyone, like, you know, just like,
Starting point is 00:40:52 not like, has to you hang out. with I think Nicole is like the biggest so I actually hang out all the time But when we're like going out Like we're always like hanging out with tons of people Yeah Like we can't You know how it is in the scene there
Starting point is 00:41:02 Hang out with everyone Yeah So You know how it is Yeah you know how it is I trust me I know how it is I ran into Courtney a couple of times Yeah
Starting point is 00:41:09 Yeah Have you met Courtney? We've never None of her questions We've only been in the same room But yeah They were people's choice Aren't they?
Starting point is 00:41:18 Yes I'm blocked by Chris Jenner So You are? Yeah What'd you do? When I was like 14 I was like a troll
Starting point is 00:41:23 Like I would like tweet like mean things and I regret it because I love Christianer. Yeah. And I'm blocked. Did you have to speak your truth? What do you mean? Did you have to speak like come come out and say that I'm like do a public apology? I've said a million times and I'm blocked by her and like been like I love Christianer but she's never going to block me. Do you want to text her?
Starting point is 00:41:44 No, never know. I did. I was going to say bullshit. Interesting. Who are you blocked by? I was blocked by Jonathan Chevin. I am blocked by him too. Then he came on my podcast and then he unblocked me.
Starting point is 00:41:58 Now we're, now we're, we love him. He blocks everybody. Food God, legally. I think I called him gay back of the day. Food God's never been on our show. The truth hurts. He hasn't liked your podcast. We interviewed him on the red carpet one.
Starting point is 00:42:08 Yes, and I was like, you blocked me and I never even tweet to him or anything. So I don't even know why it was blocked. Are we friends with him? I don't know. Oh, I have no problem with him. But where has he been? I don't know. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:42:19 He lives in Miami now. Okay. And he's just kind of doing food guts. He has a new food rent. He asked me to be on it and I wasn't available. He has a new food network show coming out. He wanted me to go eat sandwiches, me, soupy sandwiches like pickles or something.
Starting point is 00:42:30 We couldn't make it. Unfortunately, but he has a new Food Network show that Chris Kardashian produced. Oh, that's fine. What about, I'm trying to think other parts of this episode. Chloe went on James Corden. It was first big thing. She was very nervous.
Starting point is 00:42:43 She was very nervous. When I watch, I kind of forget, because people criticize her so much, and then I watch it. I feel like she actually has gotten so much anxiety through the year. I found that to be very interesting. It was hard.
Starting point is 00:42:55 It makes sense, but I was very interested that somebody so famous would be so nervous to go on James Corby. James Corny's by the easiest person ever to get along with. I heard he's a nightmare. Is he a nightmare? I heard he's a dick. Oh, is he would tell him more. Rumor on the street is that he's kind of like an Ellen. Like asshole behind the scenes, very nice to celebs.
Starting point is 00:43:15 There was a petition about him. What was it? What play was it? So they're turning, they're turning wickishish. Right? Wasn't it? Yeah, they're talking Wicked into a movie and they were like
Starting point is 00:43:27 there was a petition like keeps James Corden away from Wicked Well he played the He was in cats Yes, he was in Cats and then he did the Cinderella thing With Camilla Caballo
Starting point is 00:43:34 And then they did that He's also in prom on that phone Right and every People say that he ruins Everything that he's in So they're like keep James Cordon away from Wicked I didn't enjoy James Corden And into the woods
Starting point is 00:43:44 People think he was No he is he is married to a woman And they have children I believe He's got a body of like You're married to him as well correct? Yes Yeah
Starting point is 00:43:52 Okay. It's me. But I think people really did like what he said. Like what he said to Chloe, he was like... Yeah, pep talk. Yeah, it was a good pep talk as far as to let pep talks go of like, don't listen to the haters. I was like, I've been shitting on James Corden, but like that was a really good talk. That sentiment was very nice.
Starting point is 00:44:08 I really enjoyed that. But that was him talking to Chloe and Cardatchie. Exactly. Do you think Malika gets paid? No. My favorite thing is, for what? You know what? For anything?
Starting point is 00:44:21 Being on a payroll. No, she's got to get. something for being on. But you know Norrie's Black Book on Instagram? Yes. My favorite thing is how they just shit on Malika. Stuck. Like, of course Malika snuck her way into this episode. Yeah, I'm the Malika the Jersey Shore. And North
Starting point is 00:44:33 and North just the account just called North. The account just calls both the sisters the Malikas. Yeah, the Malikas. Can't believe the Malikas made it on to this. Yeah. Well, you know that I've, speaking of North, I've been very candid and vocal. I think about saying that, and I quote,
Starting point is 00:44:50 Northwest is an asshole. Yeah. You have been very candid. She is an asshole. I'm sure she's lesbian, too. I'll say the asshole part. I see it. I see Mason.
Starting point is 00:44:59 I'll get canceled. I don't care. I think she's lesbian. You're allowed to say whatever you want. I work in early childhood development in the LGBTQ center, aka the men's room. No, I'm kidding.
Starting point is 00:45:12 I have a feeling of that that's going to happen. You can see it. And we'll all come back to this. You guys would know. She'll still be an asshole, but she'll be a lesbian asshole. The worst. And she'll date Blue Ivy. I was going to be the worst kind of asshole.
Starting point is 00:45:25 The worst type. She'll go with Blue Ivy when they become. Her Jojo Siwa and Blue Ivy can be all together. They could be in a throula siba. Now she's a real dyke. She cut all her hair off. I know. I was like, what do you?
Starting point is 00:45:35 We get it. We get it, girl. You have a fucking, like, a gel pen and a bedazzled thing. Like, we get it. Should we have Jojo Siwa on our gay float? She can have someone permanently riding her face every time she's on camera. We should have her on our float. She didn't get invited to the kid's choice awards.
Starting point is 00:45:49 I know. Because she's a dyke. We, really? literally why she said. She cut her hair. I literally think that's why. No joke, like she cut her hair and then like she didn't get invited.
Starting point is 00:45:56 It's like we get it. It was so obvious. That's what it was. And Nickelodeon was like, Nickelodeon's statement was like, it was a mistake. I think that Jojo Siwa probably made Nickelodeon. Felt her the cracks.
Starting point is 00:46:07 The most money that they've ever seen. Jojo Cua made them. And for herself. Well then I got to see Gronk getting jizzed all over by green slime. I was like, oh. I feel you're a big gronk guy. Ronk is my number one.
Starting point is 00:46:18 Really? We just have Rochell Ryan on her show. She's a big booty porn star. And that's her number one as well. Have you met Camille ever? Camille, his wife? No, no, no, no. She's gorgeous.
Starting point is 00:46:27 She's so pretty, though. She's a funny, too. She's a sweetheart. She's been on her show a bunch of times. I haven't met her yet. Next time she comes in and invite me in. Yeah, she's amazing. She'll give me an insight.
Starting point is 00:46:35 Do you think she has dickpicks of him and her phone? Probably, but I don't know if she would show you then. I would guess. Joey gets a catty with her? He goes, well, we meet again. Let me see your phone. Yeah, I'll put my number in. What else do you want to?
Starting point is 00:46:49 Oh, the. I feel like the SNL stuff is dragging a little It's too much The third episode's gonna be live from New York We get it You're doing SNL The whole season's 10 episodes
Starting point is 00:47:00 She also said she's never seen An episode SNL Which was like... Did she? That's insane She's been in the audience With Kanye before Now what do you think
Starting point is 00:47:06 Do you think they did this For like a superstition To bring up the sex tape In the first episode Like they did With the original show So my
Starting point is 00:47:13 Opposed this question as well My sister texted me She goes I have a lot of thoughts About this Kardashian Does your sister and Gia fight Do my sister and her sister, right? They don't speak.
Starting point is 00:47:22 They don't know. My sister is I wouldn't say a lot older, but I mean, they're almost 10 years age difference. Right, and they don't see each other a lot. 30 and 20. Or talk a lot. Your sister was awesome in Vegas. Oh my God. She is like so professional, so much fun. We had a blast.
Starting point is 00:47:39 She is a great time. She is an awesome time. A lot of fun. So you're saying, so your sister said, so my sister texted me, she's like, I have so many thoughts about this and I said, what are your thoughts? And she was like, I think that this is a plan thing to bring up the sex tape in the beginning because that's how the original show started
Starting point is 00:47:54 and Chloe also alluded to that in the show as well but like I just feel like and once again this is what my sister's saying so I don't want to take her own thoughts but with the like it just so happened that it popped up on his iPad like you know
Starting point is 00:48:09 it is likely I guess but really? But the cameras are there is it that likely? At the picnic. Yeah that one at the picnic of the first day of shooting. I I can buy it until like Kanye got involved and then it feels like more because Kanye's such a wild card. I think that whole situation is real. I think that whole situation is real. But like the kids. They've recreated. That popping up. I'm like, I don't know. What is Roblox? I have no idea. It's like a gaming.
Starting point is 00:48:36 But porn commercials should show up on it? It was like a pop-up ad or something. People still get pop-ups in 2022. That's another thing. I'm like what the Kim Kardashian crime thing. On Apple computer. It's like on a Mac. I think it's like fantasy shit. Where they probably have a bunch of a locks that we don't even know about because we're not rich and famous. You know where I should go in. Roblox I feel like is our it's like young kids like addictinggames.com
Starting point is 00:49:00 Like you ever going to? Oh yeah Yeah that's fun. Like but no okay Roblox is an online game platform and game creation system allows users to program games and play games created by other users. That's just asking someone to get sex traffic
Starting point is 00:49:16 Yeah that sounds awful. Yeah have you ever been sex traffic? Trish? Yes. How was it? It was fine. It was intentional. Kim threatened to sue Roblox.
Starting point is 00:49:26 Do you both have boyfriends? I do. What's his name? Don't show a picture. Do not show a picture. He will become fixated. Let me just see him. Don't.
Starting point is 00:49:33 I actually feel like Joey would love her boyfriend. You are going to love her boyfriend. Is he topless? You can find him on love. It's not that hard. I've looked. I've looked. I've met him in real life because Joe.
Starting point is 00:49:42 No. And his name is Joe, right? And this is no. You're going to die. I don't know how to say this in the right way, but. Joe gets along really, really well with gay guys. Yeah, he does.
Starting point is 00:49:53 He was in your DMs, right? And we actually have him right here today. Yeah, no, he wasn't. Did he grow up near you? Give me that fucking phone. No, I won't press anything. I won't press anything. Oh.
Starting point is 00:50:08 He's a 10. No, he's literally a 10. Oh, my God. Can I swipe? Yeah, yeah, there are pictures from vacation. Oh, you did photo shoot with that. Yeah. He's the real, he's a divo.
Starting point is 00:50:17 So cute. She's fucking dumb bitch It's you Pictures of myself Oh is that a topless Yep Yeah There he is
Starting point is 00:50:28 What are you guys Are there's a beautiful Are there's real tips? Me? Yes Beautiful Thank you I'm not speaking of her
Starting point is 00:50:35 Yeah Him as well Oh wow Is he from Jersey? Long Island Oh By her Did you sleep in them
Starting point is 00:50:43 When you were younger Yeah Yeah Absolutely Can you don't ask No just made out With all Do you live together?
Starting point is 00:50:50 Oh, how nice. Now, Gia said when your parents are, I can stay at the apartment with her. You absolutely can. You absolutely can. She's got a beautiful apartment. Where do they go? They went somewhere, right? They live in Florida.
Starting point is 00:51:01 Yeah. Beautiful apartment. Wait, does Gia's boyfriend go there? He's cute, too. Yeah, he's there a lot. Oh, our buddy Nick. Yeah. Let's put a nanny cammon.
Starting point is 00:51:09 You should put a nanny cammon to make sure she's not doing anything bad there. Because there were a couple of times where we couldn't find her in Vegas. Yeah. She, I think, you know what's really funny? before Gio went to Vegas, she was like, I'm not gonna like drink or do anything. And I was like, no, you're gonna, you're gonna drink. Yeah, you're gonna do stuff.
Starting point is 00:51:25 We went out to dinner with her the first night and I think she was a little, not nervous, but just, you know, professional. And then we got a hold of the menu. You're like, we're getting this, this, this, joys ordering martinis and I got on the meat soap and a lot of us. Yeah, I mean, that's the way to her heart. Our waitress name was Ocean.
Starting point is 00:51:41 She reacted like a river. Yeah, she was all over the place. She didn't like all the animals in the hotel. Yeah, she was very drunk done. She's a big animal. Well, we stayed at the hotel where the Sigfriedenroyd Zoo was at the Mirage.
Starting point is 00:51:54 They only put you the... You know, Caitlin Walker only put you the classiest joints. Okay. She said you wanted to free the dolphins at the Dolphin Show. She would have hated my high school then. We had like birds in cages in the lobby.
Starting point is 00:52:05 In your high school? Yeah. What's the name of the high school? Callenberg. Yep. That's your Calamban. I've talked about them. Yeah, the birds.
Starting point is 00:52:15 Were school shootings fun when you were? I mean, not fun. Were they big when you were a kid? Not in my school You were peak school shooting Yeah but I brought up the Columbine shooting recently Weirdly enough Because of the Rachel's Challenge
Starting point is 00:52:26 Yeah What's Rachel's Challenge? Oh I remember this People were weirded out that I brought this up But I'm going to bring it up again I went to Catholic School my whole life And all girls? No
Starting point is 00:52:36 And in Catholic school they taught us They were like in Rachel's Challenge And there was another girl apparently Where they were asked if they believe in God and they said yes and they got shot. And so they scared us. At your school? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:51 And they scared us into thinking that like we were going to be asked that one day. And if they asked, we have to say yes. Rachel was a made up person though. No, Rachel was real. Oh, Rachel was real. Does someone really get shot at your school? No, not at my school. It's about Columbine.
Starting point is 00:53:02 Oh, yes. It's about Colin. That's what they asked the person when they shot someone. Do you believe in God? But I don't think that's. Oh, wait. No, I think that is a thing that happened. But that's a story.
Starting point is 00:53:10 And they kept thinking that we were going to all have to be martyrs. Like I was thinking my, like I grew up thinking like, I am going to have to die by saying that I believe in God. Oh, geez. I'd have thrown her right under the bus, God, of course. He said, nope, not me. Public school for you guys? Yeah, I went to Union High School.
Starting point is 00:53:27 Yeah. That's like about 15 minutes around in the rich area. My mother's pussy. I didn't have to come out. I was always, I was just always gay. And I was loved it. We played a Pioneer. He was a pioneer.
Starting point is 00:53:41 Did you? I was a pioneer. I was out since. forever. I just have a crush on Silver Spoons, Ricky Schroeder. Now I'm aging myself. But yeah, I didn't really came out. I was nominated for prom king. I was very popular in high school.
Starting point is 00:53:56 You need to show them pictures. Well, I was friends with I was, you know, best friends with all the people and everyone wanted to be me. Not be me. Everyone's being, like, hang out with us and, like, I was enjoyable. I'm so humble, isn't you? I'm not saying, you know, just be funny and don't get bullied. But I just kind of like, you know, if I ever, I think I prevented getting bullied by just being
Starting point is 00:54:12 myself and, like, making people laugh and being So yourself and comfortable. I'm hard to hate. You know what I mean? Right. Definitely. This has been a good chat and very non-Cardashians. Yeah, we mixed in the Kardashians.
Starting point is 00:54:24 Okay, let's end it with the end scene. Yes. They're in the car. They're getting ready for SNL. And Chris is like, I have something to tell you. Kick the driver out of the car. I love that. I love that so much.
Starting point is 00:54:35 Where she booted them out. I was like, what is it going to shut the trunk? Shut the trunk. I love it. She like just yelled. It was like, shut the trunk. But you have to. And Chloe's like, you're going to say thank you.
Starting point is 00:54:44 Yeah. Yeah. And it made me nervous. Hopefully it was like part of the production team that they were with all the time and not some like poor like Uber driver. Not poor. I mean like some Uber driver.
Starting point is 00:54:52 I get it though. Kick his ass out. Anyone can sell a story. But she made this. I thought she was going to say the most horrible thing in the world. I thought she was going to actually say she made it seem so it's Chloe and Crowley and Crush
Starting point is 00:55:04 to the back to this car. And she goes, I have to tell you something. Driving you might step out. She shut the door. And then finally she was building up so much. I thought she was going to say. I thought it was going to tell her that Tristan.
Starting point is 00:55:13 She just found out that Tristan. has a baby with some other person. Didn't you? Not that she's a decade. To be no idea what it was going to be. I really had no idea. I did not think it was going to be about Courtney and Travis. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:24 I thought it was going to be something about Tristan. Yeah. That happens later on though, I think of the season. I think so. Apparently it's Kim who has to call Chloe. Yeah, she sucks everyone. She's in the no. She knows what's going on.
Starting point is 00:55:38 Kim doesn't give a fuck either. She'll just say it. She's got all the money. You guys like all the Kardashians, right? I love them. We love them too. They get shit, but I love all of them. Can you rank them?
Starting point is 00:55:48 Yes. Rank. My favorites are? Yeah. You can include. You want to go first? Include Chris in there. Can we include Caitlin?
Starting point is 00:55:56 Yeah. You can include Chris, Caitlin, Rob, Kylie Kendall, and then the rest of this is. Okay. I'm going to go with my favorite. It's Caitlin. You know what's not. But Rob Graschen Senior in there.
Starting point is 00:56:05 Say you're true. Say don't be embarrassed. I'm not being favorite. No. Now, Caitlin's not my favorite. She's the funniest. I think Courtney is my favorite. I think because I,
Starting point is 00:56:13 I am a push queen and I follow everything she does She had me eating bee pollen one day I said what the fuck is this I was literally eating bee pollen I was like what the fuck am I doing I was like just bringing this on Anything that bitch sells
Starting point is 00:56:24 I'll fucking buy I was too I'm a good I do goop too I would buy a woman's vibrate just to have it because she said I needed it I am a tried and true and I always love that shit
Starting point is 00:56:33 like even like I used to go Lorne magazine If someone says it I was influenced from back in the day when it was like Print influence I smell a candle at some store And like oh my god
Starting point is 00:56:41 buying the jade eggs from Google I have you in right now. Yes. That's what I'm perched up like this. So I, of course, I think her dry sense of humor is really, really funny. I love how she, like, tells everyone to, how everyone's, like, so dramatic and she's so
Starting point is 00:56:55 chill. I love that. Next, I'm going to go with Chloe. Chloe. Chloe. Chloe. Kim is, like, whatever. I mean, she's a unicorn.
Starting point is 00:57:05 So, like, she's, like, everyone's favorite. Our list are very different. I love. What's the ones? You would fuck Rob. You would suck Rob. Oh, my God. I would do filthy things to him.
Starting point is 00:57:16 Then I would practice probably Kim, Kimberly. Then. How is Caitlin not up there yet? Kylie is, she's not there yet. Then I would do California hat on his desk, by the way. And then I would do Kendall, then Kylie. Oh, I forgot about Kendall. And then who else?
Starting point is 00:57:32 Chris. Kanye, Chloe. Who can Kanye be in it? Sure. Courtney's my favorite. And my least favorite is probably Kylie. Yeah. I'm going.
Starting point is 00:57:43 I go, I'm going. Because she's tacky. And I know I like, no, I don't, I'm not a fit. You know, I like, when you look at, when you look at Kendall's house, like, I want all her, I want her, I want her all her mess flatware. She's so gorgeous. I want, I want, the, her, like, her tea rose is in her garden. I want her, I think the way she dresses is so good. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:57:59 Yeah. I don't love Kylie style. No, Kylie's stuff. No, it's too, like, baddie and, like, Cardi B. It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like cheap. It's, like, it's like, cheap looking. But, but, you know, their interiors. I love everything about that.
Starting point is 00:58:10 and I love, I also love Courtney style. I think it's something eclectic. I mean, Kim's house, girl. I don't love Kim's style either. And it has a lot to do with Kanye. Yeah. Yeah, he like brain loves. Now, Trish, who's your favorite?
Starting point is 00:58:25 Kanye wanted to quit every. You can't pick Miorea. Fram. Yeah. I'm going, I'm like, let me think. My brain is shutting down because I haven't eaten anything all day. Is it Corey? I'm going, Chris.
Starting point is 00:58:38 Corey. Those thick thighs. Corey. Corey. Tyga. Yeah. Aesap, Ferg. I'm going, no.
Starting point is 00:58:46 Chris Kim, Chloe. That's your obsession with money. Yes. Chris Kim, Chloe, Caitlin. Kylie. Kendall, Rob, Kylie, and then Northwest. Oh, North West.
Starting point is 00:59:04 Oh, and Corny. Corny's an afterthought. Corny's the lowest. She's my least favorite out of everyone. She just doesn't, she's the only one. who doesn't have like a business like she's clearly you know what I mean everyone has built an empire yeah but like compare that to the other ladies yeah look Courtney is on record saying you know work's not her number one her yeah one
Starting point is 00:59:23 one power to her back the best was when Kim said that like people of the work line don't want to get up and work and I use that that's true Courtney was like that's so true yeah that is that is true yes you're right you're talking yep got it I was just mad I couldn't get that meme up fast enough because I couldn't I didn't feel like doing all that backtracking, finding that clip for her in the video. You need a social person. What about you girls? Just favorite and least favorite.
Starting point is 00:59:50 My favorite is Kim, always. I think she's very funny. And watching SNL, I don't think she realized how funny she really is. So I think she's definitely my favorite. And I think my least favorite is, God, we're including all of them. I don't know. Yeah, why not? I think mine's also Kim favorite.
Starting point is 01:00:09 I love how Kim's still friends with like all of her Child's her friend yeah Like I think that's so great And I think a lot of them are But I feel like I see it more From Kim she has like her girl group Of like her high school friends
Starting point is 01:00:21 Which is so cute Would you rather have sex with MGK or Pete Davidson? Pete Davidson Not even question I see no I have no appeal towards He looks so gross in a field show I do not think MGK is attractive Whatsoever
Starting point is 01:00:34 No I don't even like You know like You don't have to be attractive For me to think you're hot like an aura whatever like Pete Davidson I think he's so hot but I don't think he's actually hot MGK
Starting point is 01:00:45 Casey Synth likes MGHK I have no it grosses me out I have nothing about him appeals me Nothing I feel like he's got a skinny uncut dick Ew Right With marble sized balls So you guys aren't you're not into MGK
Starting point is 01:00:59 No No okay thank God because I thought I was crazy because I would always say That I don't like MGK And people will be like why you don't see it Not even Not the slightest bit Hate it.
Starting point is 01:01:10 Hate it. Nothing about him. Nothing about him. Well, you heard here first. Courtney's probably at my bum. You skipped the FemGK. I know. No, Pete Davidson, 100%.
Starting point is 01:01:20 Pete Davidson. No joke. That is the only one. I know. I was trying to think, what was your last, your last Kardashian for least favorite? Oh, yeah. You didn't say one.
Starting point is 01:01:33 Corey? No. I go between Kylie and Courtney. Kylie, I feel like I just, I've. Jordan Woods? I've invested, like I've bought so many of her things, so I'm clearly influenced by her. Yeah, I would maybe put Courtney last.
Starting point is 01:01:46 Maybe Courtney. I'm with you. But I'm happy for, I'm happy for Courtney's happy. I like her with Travis, but I just, I think, boy, she happy.
Starting point is 01:01:55 Clearly, all of them. And horny. And all those kids. Crazy to go backwards in Ordit. I didn't even, this is how much I know. I don't even know you could like induce menopause. When you eat as healthy as she does,
Starting point is 01:02:09 like she said, show an early menopause. Is that what it is? I went to my changes already, and I... The IVF, like, sent her into early menopause. They're going to have more kids. Yeah, they want a baby together. Because they want to make their own baby.
Starting point is 01:02:24 Yeah, they all did. They all did an interview. They all did an interview. They said Courtney was going to have the most kids. And then they also said maybe Kim. You guys want kids? Kim's at four. That's a little bit of my wheelchair.
Starting point is 01:02:35 I'd be like in my wheelchair and then the senior year of high school. I can't do that. Do you want kids? Maybe. I don't know. I'm decided. One time you tweeted about a kid and I thought you had a kid.
Starting point is 01:02:46 Oh, it's probably my nephew. Yeah. And I was like, wait a second. Did Pat adopt a kid? Imagine. I was really thrown off. I like texted people being like, did Pat adopt a kid? I was so thrown off.
Starting point is 01:02:58 I haven't called Aunt Trish by my nephew, which is fun. Or Aunt Pat by my nephew, which is kind of funny. That is. Oh. I finally get it. Yeah, what? I finally get Trish. Oh, no.
Starting point is 01:03:10 Yeah. Do I? From Patricia. Patricia. I never put those two together until right the second. Yeah, I gave him that name because my brother is going to get him Trish. That's just coming together for me as well. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:03:22 I was like, why does he call him Trish? I was going to ask that now that really makes. Yep. Wow. I want to end on that note. We're on binary queens. I love that. All right.
Starting point is 01:03:31 Well, thank you guys for joining us. Thanks for having us. I hope you guys come on again. Can you tag my Instagram so people follow me? Yeah, we will. Mr. P. 79. Mr. P. 79. You're going to drop those numbers.
Starting point is 01:03:41 at some point. What am I doing? Like drop the number from the Instagram name. How do I do that? You could change your name. But it's not going to fuck everything up? No.
Starting point is 01:03:49 Are you sure? It's not as long as you know the name you're changing to is available. My name. You could change it once. And it doesn't fuck the algorithm up? No. Chuck said it does.
Starting point is 01:04:00 No, I think you should change it. I want to. I only know that on... I know that on Twitter if you do it fucks it up. Yeah, but on Instagram. Who can I ask you right now? Yes. You can ask gas?
Starting point is 01:04:11 Or chock? I don't know. But I would ask gas. I would change mine to my full name. Yeah, you did. Not that. Like I guess it was a little year. Oh, nothing got you.
Starting point is 01:04:21 Lose followers or anything weird? No, no. Stay the same. I'm doing it. Fuck it. Yeah. Do it. You'll gain the followers anyway. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:04:27 Maybe you'll be, yeah, I'll be new. Be like, totally new thing. So now everyone follow his new Instagram. Hopefully. Put it off the screen. Follow out and about. Listen. Watch out and about on YouTube.
Starting point is 01:04:39 It's so funny. They have all different guests on there, including some barsal personalities that maybe one day they'll have us on. We'll have a special segment. Yeah. Okay. Where we bring Joe and Fran in for a demonstration.
Starting point is 01:04:54 And then we remove Fran from the studio and Joe is left with us. And there are no cameras. Yeah. Thank you, guys. Thanks for having us. Let's get into another game of beat Ria and Fran. But first, it's a very busy year. You know, really busy time of the year is what I'm
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Starting point is 01:06:39 I'm keeping it in. No, man. Sounds like you just... Do not. Ladies and gentlemen. Don't keep that in. My mouth got all screwed up. All right.
Starting point is 01:06:55 Peep, peep, peep. I've, like, forgot. He's going to keep that whole thing in. Yeah, I'm keeping all this in too. I forgot if that was the word. Gentlemen? Yeah. Gentleman.
Starting point is 01:07:04 Okay. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to another game of Beat, Ria, and Fran. This is Game 36, and we are joined by the lovely Emmeline and Ellie. who have had to deal with us for the last 10 minutes figuring out these headphones, but I think we got it. And then I messed up the intro and I know no is going to keep it in, even though I say to cut it out. He also kept in me yelling at my dog the other day.
Starting point is 01:07:28 You never tell me to cut that out. I thought that was a given. But anyways, welcome to the show. And then he clipped it to social media. And then he clipped on social media and I got yelled at. So by my family. So that's good. So welcome to the show.
Starting point is 01:07:39 I'm lying in Ellie. Thanks. Thanks for having us. I'm a little intrigued before. we start because you know sometimes noah gives us little tidbits of emails that have been sent and things like that and uh you guys were enemies before you were friends enemies is enemies is a strong word yeah i think a little strong but emmeline was such a teacher's pet growing up i just was the one to put her in her place so uh when she was in her place we became uh wow all right well that's a great
Starting point is 01:08:15 it's a great beginning and now you're friends on Beery and Fran okay so we are going to get into it here are the rules 15 questions whoever is the most points at the end is the winner
Starting point is 01:08:27 we will alternate questions and if you get one wrong the other team can steal the point Noah's going to give us a movie to start off we have to guess the wrong tomato score whoever is closest we'll get to go first we will alternate picks
Starting point is 01:08:43 so Noah what is today's movie. I wonder if you guys have seen this movie. Bedazzled? You've never seen it? I actually have never even heard. Never even heard it. Have you guys seen it?
Starting point is 01:08:56 No. None of you have seen it. What? Can you give us like a who's in it? Starring? What a strange movie to pick? No, but it's like a really good movie that like I would think most people have seen. What year did it come out?
Starting point is 01:09:10 Um, okay. Well, uh, Brandon Fraser is the star. of it. Okay. And it came out in 2000. Yeah, it's a long time ago. I've, uh, no, I've never, never seen or never, never, never seen or never, never heard of this movie.
Starting point is 01:09:30 I'll show you the poster. Nope. Nope. Who's the lady in it? What's her name? Elizabeth Hurley. Oh, okay. Love her.
Starting point is 01:09:43 Yeah, great. All right, let's take guests on. I straight up have no idea. Okay. Can you give us like a synopsis? You want to read the description of it? Yeah. Desperate to gain the affection of a beautiful co-worker, Elliot, Brennan Fraser,
Starting point is 01:09:56 strikes a deal with the devil, who's Elizabeth Hurley, she's the devil, a drop-dead gorgeous woman with a wicked sense of humor. In exchange for his soul, she will grant him seven wishes, but with each wish, he gets more than he asked for. Okay, all right, so let's go for it. This is the first time
Starting point is 01:10:16 We're taking guesses For all four people I've never even heard An inkling about this movie before I'm shocked All right One of you guys go first All right
Starting point is 01:10:27 You want me to go first Yeah you got it I'll take a swing at it I'm going to say 34 49 That description made me think Like this is a bad movie
Starting point is 01:10:42 Like a good bad movie movie. I'm gonna go with like 10%. Oh wait. Oh, it's back to you. Sorry. Go ahead. I'm just gonna go high. I'll go 68 just in case. I'm gonna go 10%. 50. So you're at the closest. 50. Yay. Well done, Rand. Thanks. All right. Yeah, everyone go watch bedazzled. Yeah, wow. Good endorsement. And apparently it's
Starting point is 01:11:06 really sits 50-50 on if you'll like it or not. No, it's a good, bad good. Okay, so. Wow, I really never have heard of that. I'm surprised. I thought you guys probably wouldn't have seen it, but I'm surprised you haven't even heard of it. I'm sure your mom's watched it. Yeah. Okay. Question number one to Rian Fran.
Starting point is 01:11:25 Shout out Abby from Somerville, New Jersey. Mm-hmm. I know where that is. Okay. List these Drake music videos from least to most views on YouTube. God's plan. Hotline, bling. One dance.
Starting point is 01:11:41 Laugh, now, cry later. least to most Hotline bling's got to be the most No most would be God's plan You think? Yes Okay Least now cry later
Starting point is 01:11:54 Yeah laugh now cry later One dance One dance Hotline bling Oh wait you know what hotline bling Was really God's plan was like Very talked about
Starting point is 01:12:09 Five seconds And now I'm just singing the music like that Hotline Bling music video Go hotline bling music video Go hotline bling God's plan. Okay, let's do laugh now, cry later, one dance, hotline, bling, God's plan.
Starting point is 01:12:25 Oh, no. Okay. I think laugh now, cry later, what are the other ones? Bling, bling. I think let's switch God's plan and one dance or hotline bling. Okay. Laugh now, cry later.
Starting point is 01:12:42 Bling, bling, hot bling. One dance. 10 seconds And And Wait Okay
Starting point is 01:12:53 Oh shit Laugh Now cry later Hotline bling Hotline bling God's plan One dance Yeah that's wrong The correct answer
Starting point is 01:13:03 Is from least to most One dance Laugh now cry later God's plan Hotline bling God's plan has 1.4 billion Hotline bling is 1.8 billion
Starting point is 01:13:13 Oh close Close Yeah Hotline bling I feel like Music video had one of those As far as music videos. Viral moments.
Starting point is 01:13:22 All right. Well, question number two. Well, that was funny. Okay, go ahead. So far, I feel like with the Rotten Tomatoes and question number one. Off to a hard start. Yeah. It's all right.
Starting point is 01:13:36 That's not a tough start. I was 49%. 50%. No, just not having seen it. No, and the rankings is hard. And it doesn't sound like Ellie's the biggest Drake fan. Okay, question number two, and this is to Emmeline and Ellie. Shout out Madison from Delco.
Starting point is 01:13:57 Which, a lot of rap questions now, because you asked for them. Which Leo, Leonardo DiCaprio movie inspired the music video for Little Wayne's 6 foot, 7 foot. A, catch me if you can. B, Shutter Island. C, Inception, D, Django, and Chained. I have no idea, but I want to guess Django and change for some reason. I trust you. You're the rap girl.
Starting point is 01:14:26 I have no idea, but I feel like we should just go with D if you don't know. Okay, D is good. We'll go with D. I'm going to go catch me if you can. I kind of felt like I have no idea, but my gut made me think more towards that. It was Inception. What was B? Shudder Island. Yeah, why not?
Starting point is 01:14:51 Catch me if you can. Is it Shutter Island? No, it's Inception. In the beginning, he falls back in the chair into water. Like the inception. Okay. Never seen the video. That was probably like my fourth guess.
Starting point is 01:15:06 Yeah, yeah, yep. This is going to be a low-scoring game. I can feel it. Okay. When you're saying, when you're saying a lot of rap questions, you're saying like half? No, no.
Starting point is 01:15:15 No, no. No, no. Oh, okay. No, there's not that minute. Oh, okay. You made it sound like it was. No, no, I know. But I'm looking at these questions.
Starting point is 01:15:23 I'm like, okay. Shout out. Lizzie and Wren from College Station. Lizzie and Wren. This is Turin Fran. Which of the following is not a nickname for Jesse Eisenberg, Woody Harrelson, Emma Stone, and Abigail, Bresland in Zambiland. A. Columbus, B. Tallahassee. C. Omaha. D. Little Rock. I've never seen Zambuland.
Starting point is 01:15:49 Neither have I. Oh, my God. Let's go A. I don't even know what A is. Say him again. A, Columbus, B, Tallahassee, C, Omaha, D. Little Rock. Columbus. Columbus.
Starting point is 01:16:04 Columbus, A. Final answer. Shocking. Ellen? Not a clue. A lot of multiple choices. Have you guys seen this movie? I don't like the multiple choice ones.
Starting point is 01:16:14 No. I do have a friend whose nickname is Omaha, so I'm just inclined to say. Okay. All right. Final answer, Omaha. Yes. Correct. Wow.
Starting point is 01:16:27 Okay. Shout out to your friend. Got up my friend, Omaha. All right. One nothing, Emmeline and Ellie. This is question number four to Emmeline and Ellie. Shout out Stacey from Massachusetts. What year did all of these things happen?
Starting point is 01:16:46 Moonlight wins Best Picture Over La La Land at the Oscars. Taylor Swift. Look what you made me do is out. Beyonce's twin pregnancy announcement. I want to say like 2011. For some reason I want to go later. I know I had a dance to it in college. And it was like the big thing.
Starting point is 01:17:11 Okay. Yeah, because I guess her twins wouldn't be almost 10 or 11. Okay. Shoot, I don't know. Like 10 seconds. That's like 13. Okay. 13 final answer
Starting point is 01:17:26 2013 I'm thinking 2016 I think in 2016 I think in 16 I think reputation Let's do 16 16 2016 2016
Starting point is 01:17:37 In correct 2017 Fuck I was thinking 16 or 17 And I felt 16 All right All right Back to the drawing board
Starting point is 01:17:48 Still one nothing Emmeline and Ellie And this question is to Ria and Fran Shout out Kelsey from Oregon. Oregon? Oregon. Oregon. Oregon. No, I don't know. Whatever.
Starting point is 01:18:01 Which Marvel movie did John C. Riley have a guest role in? That's it. That's it. All right. Guest roll. I can't think of seeing John C. Riley in any of these movies. Five seconds. Ant Man. Ellie? Any ideas? I really don't picture. him in any movie either.
Starting point is 01:18:48 Like, it had to be a probably really small part. Wait. I kind of just want to go with one of the Iron Man's. Yeah. Do you want to go to like a two? Yeah, I was going to say Iron Man 2. Okay. Iron Man 2. Final answer. Incorrect.
Starting point is 01:19:06 Guardians of the Galaxy. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. It's Marvel, right? Yeah. Okay. I just trouble.
Starting point is 01:19:11 I start to get worried. I'm like, please. No, no. No, that absolutely is. Yeah. He's in it. And he is in Guardians of the Galaxy. Galaxy, yep, that is correct.
Starting point is 01:19:18 Okay. Still well-nothing, Emeline and Ellie. And this question is to them. Question number six. Shout out, Maggie, from Mawa, New Jersey. Mawa, yep. All right, what is the name of the theme park in Jimmy Neutron?
Starting point is 01:19:34 Oh, my gosh. Why did I just want to say Astro World? Oh. Do you have any idea? You're the Nick girl. I was. I can totally picture the whole theme and the brain with like the thing spinning around it, but I have no idea what the theme park is.
Starting point is 01:19:56 We could just guess. Like, uh, brainland. Time is up. Brain land. No idea. Not a clue. Nothing. Is it not?
Starting point is 01:20:10 I don't even have a guess. Okay. Retro land. Yeah, nope. Does that ring a bell? No. Really? I haven't watched
Starting point is 01:20:21 I haven't watched an episode of Jimmy Neutron in 20 years maybe I used to watch it all that time or whenever the last time when the Jimmy Neutron movie came out and the kids in America of the future they changed it
Starting point is 01:20:36 All right still won nothing Ellie and Emmeline this question is to re-enfranch Almost halfway through No points Shout out Swap knee Swap
Starting point is 01:20:48 Swap nil. No, no location. Just swap nil. How many staircases does Hogwarts have? Oh, for this. What? How many staircases? So many people send this question that I was like, I guess it's a well-known thing.
Starting point is 01:21:06 I don't know it. 42. 78. That's the final answer? Yeah, I think it's more. To Emma. Ellie? Do you know what it is?
Starting point is 01:21:31 No. Oh. I think I'm like a closeted Harry Potter nerd. And I don't know. It's like, I would go in the middle like 56. Okay. 56. Final answer. Incorrect. It's 142. Oh my God. You said 42? I did. Wow. That's creepy. That is weird. I saw the number 42 pop up in my head. I did. That's why I said it.
Starting point is 01:21:55 Yeah. Just the one was a little hazy. All right. Still 1-0. Ameline and Ellie. and this is to them. Shout at Kirby. Shout out Kirby from Washington State. How was Viola told to chew and she's the man? And what was she chewing? When we watch this all the time together as kids.
Starting point is 01:22:21 No. What was she chewing? I'm guessing like chew with your mouth closed, but that seems too obvious. No, it was with her. Yeah, I was at the tea party. Chew like a lady. I think that's what it.
Starting point is 01:22:34 was. She was probably eating like a cucumber sandwich or something. She was eating a salad, wasn't she? Oh. Okay, let's go with that. You see her like a lady. Okay, say that. Yeah. Incorrect. The mom says, chew like you have a secret. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:22:52 Um, but I don't fucking remember what she's eating. A sandwich? A hamburger? Why would they be having a hamburger? I was thinking of those finger sandwiches. Finger sandwich? She said salad.
Starting point is 01:23:07 I don't think it's salad. I feel like it's a sandwich. Okay, sandwich. Chew like you have a secret. It's a sandwich. Incorrect. Well, half of it's correct, but Chew like you have a secret is correct.
Starting point is 01:23:17 It's a chicken leg. Oh, I see her like. Yeah. Yeah. Damn. I wish you guys get a half point for that, but you can't. I know. I love that.
Starting point is 01:23:28 If it was just, if it was only written, like, what did she say? We would have had the answer. Yeah. If only. If only. All right. Well, question number nine,
Starting point is 01:23:41 Rian and Fran are still not on the board. Yep. And this question is to Emmeline and Ellie. Shout out Moll. No? No, this question is asked. Oh, yeah. No.
Starting point is 01:23:55 Shout out Molly from Orlando, Florida. All right, Molly, don't fucking let me down here. I feel good about this one. All right. All right. What is David Henry's character? There's full name in Wizards of Werverly place. Something Rousseau.
Starting point is 01:24:13 There's Max, there's Alex, and what the fuck is David Henry's name? Why? Why him? Justin. Justin. Justin Rousseau. Full, full name. Are you fucking kidding me?
Starting point is 01:24:27 I don't write the questions, okay? Molly. Justin would have been too easy. Would it? Who the fuck knows his middle name? Justin, Maxwell. No, because the other one's fast. Sam, Kyle,
Starting point is 01:24:45 Frank, Justin, Daniel, Daniel Russo, Justin Daniel Russo. I, Ameline and Ellie. Hate you, right now. Really tough.
Starting point is 01:24:59 Justin. What the fuck kind of question is that? What is David Henry's full name in Wazardley place? Probably something so weird, or like he's named after his dad. I just assume it's something that. said a lot if she's asking you.
Starting point is 01:25:12 Cannot wait to find out the answer to this. She's about to make it so. You know what happens when you assume? You make an ass out of you and me. And so there you go. All right, time is up for you guys. Justin Thomas Rousseau. No. Is it like fucking Wolverine? Like what?
Starting point is 01:25:29 No, it's Justin Vincenzo Pepe Rousseau. Vincenzo. And Justin Vincenzo Pepe Rousseau is not something that's said very often. No. No. I can tell you that much. It's no Esteban, Julio, Ricardo, Monta, Del Rosa Ramirez. I'll tell you that.
Starting point is 01:25:44 For sure. It's not. It's not. All right, well, don't take your anger out on me. On to the next. Okay, this question number 10 to Emmeline and Ellie. I'm going to play a clip, and you tell me what movie it's from. I almost hope we get none right now.
Starting point is 01:26:02 We change all the time. I think we stay the same, but grow, I guess, a little bit. I think if you're growing, then you're changing. But, I mean, we're changing from who we are, which we always stay as... Not really. I don't think so. I think so. I know.
Starting point is 01:26:21 I think it's bridesmaids. Really? I trust you. Okay. We're going to go with bridesmaids. Correct. I knew that one. I knew it too.
Starting point is 01:26:32 You've done multiple bridesmaids. Yeah, I was going to say you stop using bridesmaids. Because you've used bridesmaids before. I think that's... You've done a movie quote from bridesmaids. Why not go with something from bedazzled? I actually thought about it, but I'm like, they probably haven't seen it.
Starting point is 01:26:46 It's hard to find clips. There's so many movies out there. You even picked bedazzles for... It's hard to find clips. It's hard to get questions. Next question. To please you guys. I have people saying don't curate the things for them
Starting point is 01:27:01 at the same time. You're not curating it for us. But that's the point of the game. It's not just trivia. The point of the game is to beat Rian and Fran at their game. Yeah. Like Bobby Flee is giving meals that he's great at. Like Bobby Flae is a chef.
Starting point is 01:27:18 Yes. So they're entering his arena. I agree. I agree. And when you play Rian Fran, you're entering our arena. Yeah. Of questions that suit us. So if anybody else complains about that the questions are in general, that's not the point in the game.
Starting point is 01:27:34 You heard her, people. You did hear her. That's good explanation. Yeah. It was good. I had no answer. I was going to be like, well, no, it's, that's, we base this off B-Bopi play. All right.
Starting point is 01:27:47 You're right. It's 2.0.0. Emily and Ellie. And we are chefs in our own kitchen. We're on question number 11. You guys still have a chance. Yeah, yeah, sure. Shout out, uh, Sarah and Melanie from Orlando, Florida. Another Orlando.
Starting point is 01:28:00 Uh, this is Tari and Fran. Which Kardashian or Jenner significant other does Drake shout out in sicko mode? Um, which Kardashian. Should I name them all? Scott Dissick, Kanye West, Tristan Tom, Taiga, uh, Ben Simmons. Time is up. Oh shit.
Starting point is 01:28:41 Time is up. Um, time is up. Okay. All right. So Emily and Ellie. Yeah, I get, I was trying to wrap the whole thing in my head. I got distracted with Fran saying all the names. I feel like I want to say Kanye or like something random, like Ben Simmons.
Starting point is 01:28:57 But I don't recall that being in the song. I feel like I would Like maybe he refers to him as yay And it's like really quick you know That was this was before Yay was yay Was it? Yeah
Starting point is 01:29:12 My rap knowledge clearly is subpar We'll go with we can go with Kanye If that's your gut I mean I'll just go Okay Kanye In the answer Incor
Starting point is 01:29:22 Devin Booker Wet like I'm book Wet like him book Yeah I actually maybe would have never gotten down I was on my way. I was almost there. I went with Ben Simmons, and I should have said,
Starting point is 01:29:33 I went with old basketball. And also, they weren't together. And I probably would have never gotten Devin Booker from what? Right. I was trying to think of, like, who were there like,
Starting point is 01:29:43 significant others when that song came out. Yeah. That's why I said, Tygo. All right. Question number 12. We're going to friend. That's not our question.
Starting point is 01:29:55 Shut out right now. No, I'm just saying. Yeah, no, we are. I just said I almost want to score zero points now. Ameline and Ellie. This is to you. Shout out, Brooke from Virginia.
Starting point is 01:30:06 Who plays the sloth in Zootopia? I fucking hate these questions. I hate. I told you. I had to come up with five questions for our tour. I mean, five games for our tour. So this was like, not a lot of questions left.
Starting point is 01:30:24 Have you seen Zootopia? No. No, I have not. I haven't seen Utopia. Zootopia is a great movie in minutes. I think of like a funny. No one's seeing anything. I've seen a funny...
Starting point is 01:30:35 I haven't even seen it. All right, three seconds. I want to say... Jonah Hill. Okay. Jonah Hill. Incorrect. Seth Rogen?
Starting point is 01:30:47 I've seen this movie so many times. His name is Flash. I've never seen Zootopia. I don't think it's Seth Rogen. It's hard to tell because he has a super slow, exaggerated voice. Seth Rogen. Incorrect. Kristen Bell.
Starting point is 01:31:13 Oh, what? The sloth is played by Kristen Bell? Yeah. The sloth's name is Flash, right? You just search that for me for a second, so at least one thing that popped into my brain during this recording is right? Flash, the Sloth.
Starting point is 01:31:31 Yep, if only that was the questions. I wouldn't have gotten that yet. Kristen Bell, okay, all right. All right. Question 13. Teen, let's round home here. Let's get none right. It's a new game with ourselves.
Starting point is 01:31:47 You know, I kind of thought I would be in a worse mood answering no questions right because it normally does bother me. This one's bothering me. This one's bothering me. I'm just laughing. I'm pissed off. Yeah. I'm P. Apparently, Kristen Bell only had two words, but I don't know.
Starting point is 01:32:02 I mean, the slot doesn't really talk. Okay, I've never seen the movie. That's a dumb question. Yeah, it is a dumb question. It's a trick question. All right, moving on. Let's get through these. Get it.
Starting point is 01:32:11 Let's get through these. Okay. This one is to... St us. Reinfranx? Yes. The big winners. If you guys don't get this one...
Starting point is 01:32:18 Shut up. I swear to God. Seriously. We're about to stuff you in a lot. I'm going to turn the zoom off. And end the game if you guys don't get this one. Okay. Shout to Emma from Charlotte.
Starting point is 01:32:31 Question number 13. Still 2-0. Come on, Emma. From Charlotte. What did Sarah, aka Allison Stoner? And cheaper by the dozen, soak her sister's boyfriend's underwere. wear in.
Starting point is 01:32:43 Meat. Meat. Meat. Meat. Meat. Yes. Correct. Thank God.
Starting point is 01:32:51 Thank God. That's the first question I would have been able to answer. All right. They're on the board. Meat. Okay. Meat. Two one, Emmeline and Ellie.
Starting point is 01:33:03 We have two questions left. If this game goes into overtime, I'm going to lose it. All right. Question number 14. Shout out Haley from Chicago. This is Tameline, Ellie. Which of these Disney channel shows did not have them made for television movie? A, Wizards of Waverly Place, B, Sweet Life of Zach and Cody, C. Kim Possible, D, Phil of the Future.
Starting point is 01:33:32 Did Wizards of the Face have one? Yeah. Yeah. It was like lost in there. I feel like the past people seems weird. Like I wouldn't have seen it, but I also feel like there was a movie. Was Phil of the Future like too early before movie adoption? 10 seconds
Starting point is 01:33:50 Let's go I feel like there was a weird movie Nobody watched it Okay we can look impossible No go for the future I've gotten too many wrong Finally answer to fill the future Correct
Starting point is 01:34:03 That seals a deal That's the win It's the win right there I knew that one also Just want to say I firmly knew that one Well there's no way to verify that you knew it Yeah no there's not
Starting point is 01:34:12 But I would just like to say That I knew that one All right well Sweet Life is Zach and Cody Had a made to TV movie The Sweet Life movie. Sweet Life movie. Wizards Vravely placed the movie.
Starting point is 01:34:22 Can Possible Move. I remember all the other ones. Interesting. All right. Question number 15. Shout out Key from Des Moines, Iowa. In Gossip Girl, which girl dated Nate, Chuck, and Dan? Vanessa.
Starting point is 01:34:37 Correct. Shit. Damn. 3-2 final score. Yeah. You know. We did not deserve to win that one at all. Things did not turn on until question of 13.
Starting point is 01:34:47 We did not either. Yeah, I didn't know many of those. You guys deserve to win because you won. Not the greatest questions. No, and I'm, yeah, five points scored out of 15 points. Who voices the sloth in Zootopia and the sloth has two words? Dumb question. Okay, well, you didn't get any of the rap questions.
Starting point is 01:35:08 That's okay. I enjoy, I still enjoy those, though. It makes me think a little bit. What was the other one that was really stupid? At 2017, we could have gotten. Yeah, we could have. Guardians of the Galaxy, you're a big Marvel fan? No, no, what was the one that was
Starting point is 01:35:21 before this Utopia one that I said was stupid? The one that Molly asked. Oh, the Western to Waverly. Justin. Oh, Vincenzo. Justin Vincenzo Pepsu. You already remember it. Yeah, because now I'm never going to forget it.
Starting point is 01:35:36 It's ridiculous. Ridiculous question. It's all right. We're going out. Molly from Orlando. Sportsman show some good sportsmanship. Yeah, we're going to shake your hands. Well done, ladies.
Starting point is 01:35:45 It's nothing against you two. I mean, yeah, you guys won. They won. They beat Reinfran. I'm happy for you guys. Honestly, they beat Reinfran and a lot at a round of entertainment trivia. Yes, they did. That was maybe not geared toward.
Starting point is 01:35:57 At a round of what? Entertainment trivia. They beat Reanfran in regular trivia, not reanfran. Oh, so you're trying to say that this isn't your wheelhouse. I was, those questions didn't feel as more of them. You argued the other week. No, I, I'm not arguing that. No, no, no, no.
Starting point is 01:36:11 The rap questions fit. I enjoyed those ones. even though I got them wrong, I enjoyed them. I did. I have nothing against them. Here's a thing. Fran didn't get the Harry Potter question. I did not.
Starting point is 01:36:23 You didn't get the rap questions. And there's another thing. Sometimes Bobby Flay loses at his own game. I'm not, I'm far from a Marvel expert. I like the movies and I've seen them, but I am not an expert. In my mind. I would never take on anyone in Marvel trivia. I am not, that's like not my area.
Starting point is 01:36:43 All right. So we lost. All right. And this is the last beat, Rian Fran for a couple weeks while we're on tour. Yeah, ending on a high note. We're going on tour. We're going to come back strong. We're going to get some practices in on those shows.
Starting point is 01:36:53 Hopefully we do well on tour. Yes. And ladies, once again, thank you very much. You have Beat Rian Fran and you will get a T-shirt. That says you beat Rianfrann. Thank you guys. You are. You're welcome.
Starting point is 01:37:05 Thank you guys. All right. That wraps up today's episode of Chicks in the Office. Make sure you subscribe to our YouTube channel. Subscribe everywhere. And those Portland tickets are still on sale. every single city is sold out besides Portland. I don't know what we did to you guys,
Starting point is 01:37:20 so we're feeling pretty offended. Every single city is sold outside Portland. So make sure you... Could have been the lobster rolls. It could have been the laws of, although I thought that maybe would have had them buy them more. Not the case. Make sure you buy those tickets,
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