Chicks in the Office - Kardashians Season 2 + Hannah Berner & Paige DeSorbo Interview

Episode Date: September 23, 2022

Subscribe to our YouTube > http://bit.ly/CITOYOUTUBE. The Kardashians season 2 premiere (20:13-34:43). Olivia Wilde adresses drama in Stephen Colbert interview (36:49-45:48). Brad Pitt launches skincare line (45:50-53:37). Interview with our girls Hannah Berner & Paige DeSorbo – talking Giggly Squad live shows, being friends with Hailey Bieber + more (54:48-1:34:11). MERCH! > http://bit.ly/citomerch. Follow us on Instagram @chicksintheoffice and on Twitter @chicksintheoff + subscribe to our Snapchat show > http://bit.ly/thegroupchat.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/chicks-in-the-office

Hey, Chicks in the Office listeners. You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. This is state of emergency. What's up, everyone? It's Chicks in the Office with Rianne Fran, giving you that Friday energy on a Friday. Although I have very much rainy day energy right now. It is pouring in New York City.

We haven't gotten a day like this in a while, I feel like. We haven't. And you know what? I like it. I love it. I love it. You know what? I love it even more.

I love a rainy day. I do do. Yesterday when I saw it was going to rain today, I said, yippie. I am so excited. We know, we actually did. We talked about this. We said, oh, my guy, it's going to rain tomorrow. You both got very excited.

Speaking of rain, I went to London in my dream last night. Oh, my gosh. And I was eating, like, wonderful baked goods. and I was sending you guys pictures like I was Emily in Paris. Yeah. And I was like... Ria in London.

Yeah. And it was just like selfie pictures of me just eating like I was eating like a really good powder donut. Ooh. And the town, the city was magical in your dream. It was beautiful. It looks like Harry Potter World and Universal though in my dream.

Yeah. And everyone... That will happen when you've never been there before. Everyone was so excited for me in my journey. They were like, oh my God, you finally went. You finally went. Like, I am meant to... to go to London.

If that's a sign, that's not a sign that you got to book a trip. Herod's. That's like their big, uh, big department store. Really? Like famous. Like they're Macy's, but like way nicer. Yeah. Listen, I am meant to go to London.

The amount of dreams I have had. Why don't we go? We should. The amount of dreams I have had about going to London now, something is calling my name in London. Yeah. A director on the street is going to pass by and say, I need to cast that girl in my film in London.

Yeah. You know what we should have done is when we were doing When we were doing chicks in Hogwarts We should have I know we were like Oh let's go to Florida Do Harry Potter World we should have I went We should have did the I know Noah went

But all of us like to go do the Harry Potter The Universal like the experience where you go to like the set It's not too late It is never too late Send us to London The other last week when the Queen died I like half joking half not texted Like a higher up person here being like

We should go like to cover it What? What? And you didn't run that by us? I mean, if I had been like, hey, guys, they said we can go, would you have been like, no? No, I would have said yes. I'm dying to get to London, clearly. But you didn't run that by us.

I would love to go to London. I would love to go to London. I don't know if I want my first time to, like, be about the queens dying, you know? I don't think that would be the, I mean, that would be the focus of that trip because that's what I said it would be. But yes, like that's, you know what I'm saying? Like, we would have had to go and, like, make a video and talk to people on the street about the queen dying. The Harry Potter stuff, too. And just enjoy the-no, definitely.

But I'd rather just go and do the Harry Potter stuff and not have to talk about the queen die. It was a beautiful day in London in my dream, though. It was sunny. You know, because it's rainy a lot there. It is. And it was sunny. It was beautiful. London's so nice.

I wish I was there right now. I just can't believe that this is, like, the third dream I've had about going to London. and everyone in my dream was so happy for me. You gotta go. I do. The pubs. I gotta get to London. Anyways, the rainy day.

It just reminded me of where I'm meant to be. Yes, yes, London. Nobody would assume a Long Island girl like me is meant to be in London, would you? Could you a British accent? No. No. Why do you say no like that? No.

No, that was me. I meant, I thought he was asking both of us. I think you have a pretty good. I have a really, no, I have a bad. The one movie role that I got. I'm sorry. The one movie, do you know this story? Was a Russian accent?

Yes. I know this story, but I don't. The one movie role that I got, they had me do a Russian accent. It was, I got the script and it was like, you have to do a Russian accent. And I was like, I have no idea how to do a Russian accent, but I'm going to go in there and I'm going to do it. And I was, and I was, I got the script. I crushed it. I felt it in the room.

I felt everybody in the room go, wow, that was amazing. And then I left that audition and I turned to my parents in the car ride home and I said, if I don't get this movie, I'm done. Because I have been doing this for years. And the reaction in that room to my Russian accent was outstanding. If I don't get this movie, I am done. And the next day, sure enough, my manager called my dad and said I got the part. did you film this movie?

No, I didn't do it. You don't remember the rest of the story? Yeah, I think I do with this school. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it started filming the same week as my comps. It's hard to explain what comps are. And I say people make fun of me because I say trimesters. That's what they were called in my high school.

And it started filming on the same day. My dad called the vice principal and was like, hey, you know, my daughter, she got a part of a movie. It's going to start filming on this day. He said, okay, she has to go to summer school then. And my dad said, she can't go to summer school. She's going to be filming. And he said, okay, then she has to go to public school. And I said, no, no, sir, I'm not going to public school.

And so I chose my life in Catholic school over my career. Over your big break. Isn't that just full circle? Yeah. Honestly, I think that the way that people joke about the Catholic school stuff for you and the way you bring it up, it does make a lot of sense that you chose Catholic school over your big break. It does.

Oh, man. But maybe I wouldn't be sitting here. today. Maybe I would be working as a Russian actor somewhere if that wasn't the case. Yeah, you would have just been a bro, bless you. You would have just been a pro at an accent. Yep. Anyways, how are you guys doing? Can he still do the accent? No, I honestly can't. And I have you tried. No. And I don't. Do you want to try now? No. I don't. I don't even know what I would say. I don't. Moving on. Anyways, I'm getting, I'm getting, I now I'm getting. age fright, which doesn't usually happen

to me unless I'm in the bathroom. So how are you guys doing? I'm good. Do you, are you sick? Bless you. No, I'm not sick. It's allergies? Allergies are acting up. They are. They might be. I honestly, I haven't felt great. It's the weather's turning. Oh, thank God. This storm is

it's going to be cold. Like it's going to be like cold tonight. Really? Oh, I thought when I was walking, I was like, I wish I put a sweatshirt or not. I'm excited for hoodie season. Tomorrow? It's supposed to be like 50 degrees when we wake up in the morning. Yes. I am going to watch Stranger Things all night. I am.

That sounds amazing. I'm going to watch Stranger Things all night. How about you guys? I'm, what am I doing? Oh, I have dinner, a little birthday dinner for Joe and myself. Yeah, you guys, you have, your birthdays are. We're five days apart. My brother and his fiance are also like that.

Yeah. It's very nice. We celebrate the same time. So it's like I put, it's like a reservation for two. And I wrote in the reservation, like, celebrating two birthdays. Aw. But he's on Sunday. Yes.

And he's also a year older than me. If you guys were in school together, same grade. Same grade. Yeah. Interesting. Same grade, but he's, and then my friend Lauren also is a year older than me,

but same grade. What? No, I'm like, I just, I just made the cutoff for, like, the older people, they were like, oh, it's like, they could have been in the year. They're young for their, their grade. I'm young for my grade. You're young for your grade. They're old for their grade. Like they could have been in the grade above. Yes, but they weren't. Yes. That's the same thing with

me. So my cutoff is probably later than yours. New York is late. Yeah. New York is like October or something, right? New Jersey was October 1st. I knew a kid who was younger than me, his birthday was in December. Oh, maybe. New York was funky. I was the youngest, one of the younger. I thought New York was September. No, because my birthday was mid-October and I, I could have been, older in the grade below me, but I was younger in the grade. Yeah. Yeah. Interesting. That makes sense because I was, so I remember ours was October 1st. So it was like, oh, I'm September 20th. It was like, oh, you know, it's close enough where you could be in the grade below, but you are, you can be in. You know what? I think it is December because my cousin who lives in Florida,

their cutoff is like August or September and we're only two months apart, but she's in the grade below me. But we always said if she was if she lived in New York, we'd be in the same grade. Yeah, which is why it's nice now like growing up being younger than everyone was so annoying because it was like, oh, everybody gets to drive before me. Everybody gets to drink before me, all these things. But now we've reached the age where it's like, or it's cool. I'm like, I'm a year younger than all you guys. Yeah.

That was really annoying like in college, the senior year where everyone was 21, but I was the first two months I was still like having to worry about my fake ID and stuff. Yeah, that sucks. Oh my God, you had a fake ID? Yeah, I was from Rhode Island. Oh, so you had an actual fake? You had like an actual fake ID, not just somebody who looked like you? Oh, no, no, I had an actual fake. I had an actual fake.

I just had multiple people who I looked like, I didn't actually look like, but that I looked like. What was the website that everybody used? Don't narc on them. No, no, I don't think it exists anymore. I had such a sketchy way to get my feet. It was like, it was literally the word, like now looking back, they were so bad. It might have just been like fake ID.com. It was so bad.

website and then we met we were supposed to meet up with the guy and all my friends had already got there. And like, oh, like, so they took a picture with me of me with a real camera. Yeah. And then we were supposed to meet this guy like, and we met him like in a couple towns over. It was like dark like in the night. Oh, geez. And it was so like sketchy and he like gave it to me and like almost started walking away. And my friends like shined a flashlight and it said my name.

It was like Noah Noah Ives. Like it was a typo. Yeah. Yeah. He's like, no, no, I think it'll work. Like it'll be fine. It's your middle name. them your middle name is also no like no like give me my money back and then I had to meet them

in the city after that oh my gosh did the whole did the fake idea actually work I never got turned down really yeah did you I didn't use it that often honestly I never like really tried it you know like yeah if I didn't think it was going to work I probably wouldn't go somewhere I I used it for a little bit and then I got somebody's I got somebody's real ID I don't even know who the hell it was but like a friend of a friend My sister lost like 10 fake IDs this summer Yeah yeah I had real IDs and then I had their old credit cards too

Yeah So that's where it worked like they'd be like Oh can we see another form of identity and I've been like You still get ID a lot like when you go out or like if you're at a bar Yeah I do all the time Well, I mean, like, going into a bar, the ID effort. Yeah. But, like, if you're sitting for dinner or any order.

Yes. One time I was out with Marty and his family, and they only ID'd me. That's pretty funny. I was like, this is, I am with an entire family and you're only going to ID me. They do that. I don't get it as much in New York, but in Martha's Vineyard, they're really strict about it. And I'll be out with just, like, my parents and Joe, and they will ID me. And I'm weird.

That's weird. That's that, yeah. I guess it's just, you know, I'm so just so youthful. You are so youthful, Francesco. You really are. You would never know. I'm pushing 30. Okay, anyway.

That's crazy to say out loud. Oh, my gosh. Like, it sounds crazy, but it's true. Yeah. Thank you. Yes, it is. Yeah. Wow.

Yep. When would you say you start pushing 30? When you turn 28. I think 28 is. I think God. I have one more year. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yep. But I will say though it's nice because I do have, because I am on the younger side, I have friends, most of my friends have already turned 28 or are turning 29. And everybody's always, everyone was like, oh, 28 was such a great year. I'm like, oh, that's nice. Are you going to be one of those people who says you're 2010?

What does that mean? When you turn 30, you're 2010, not 30. Oh. I just accept that you're 30. You know what I mean? I honestly don't think I've ever heard that. The only time I've ever heard that is the, in fever pitch. Oh, oh.

I was like, I think that 30 is a fine age. Yeah. I don't think it's anything to show away from. I have no, like I said, I've got no qualms with getting older. And I think you are going to age gracefully as well. Thank you. Thank you. All right.

Should we get into the topics? Yeah, let's do it. I feel like there was something else I wanted to talk about. Any shows? Oh, yes. So I'm caught up on Tell Me Lies. Oh, I'm not. I'm a episode behind.

I won't spoil it. Oh, but I can say, I don't know if I said that I started watching it. Did I say that on the show? I don't think you did. Oh, I started watching it. No, you might have. I watched all four. But I haven't watched five yet.

Fifth episode lost me. I'm still going to watch, obviously. There were so many pointless points in this episode. The 10 episode, right? Yeah, it is. And I have no idea where it's going. Like, I just don't know. You do because you read the book.

Which I might do after because. Do you think it's just a one season thing? There's multiple books, aren't there? There's multiple books. No, I think it's just one. I'll probably keep it going. Who knows? All I know is this fifth episode did not do it for me,

although the fifth episode of the patient almost made me throw up at the end. I haven't watched. Really? I've only watched the first two. It almost made me throw up. Really? I mean, it didn't make you feel sick.

I mean, it's like I've seen so many movies where people like, like, I know, I know, but it's just... That wasn't even that, like, gory or anything. No, it wasn't. It was not. There was an... I felt like I was taking on Steve Carrell's feeling. Yeah, you were with Steve Carell. That's what I felt like. I felt like I was taking on Steve Currell's feelings. There's some times where I still, like, kind of want to laugh at Steve Carrell.

He's kind of funny in it. Yeah. But, like, it's just like, it's still Steve Carrell. Right. But I, I watched the morning show, and I can see Steve Carrell in different lights now. He's a great actor. And I started rewatching Holy Sonny. I watched beginning to end a couple of times.

I don't really have never. Mm-hmm. No, no, no, I've never watched beginning to end. You should. It is genuinely so funny. No, it is. No, I know. No, I know.

But watching it from beginning to end, like, I'm excited now because I've used up all my rewatches at this point of, like, shows that I rewatch all the time, just rewatch entourage for like the million times of my life. Kerb, uh, Friends, Seinfeld. And so I was like, you know what I haven't rewatched in years? Always son. What is it on? Oh, Lou.

Oh, nice. And I'm going to watch Stranger Things. Yeah, I want you to watch Stranger Things. I've seen the first two seasons. Make it to the most recent season and it's worth it. Like, last season was so much better than... Okay, this is... Why do people keep saying that the third season is bad?

Because I like the idea of the third season. Yeah, I said, I like disagreed. I mean, not disagree, but I like the third season. I just said, I didn't like you about. The third season is much more about the kid characters I felt than it is... Like, the fourth one is really... There's not a lot of... Which one did you like more?

I mean, the fourth one is, is more... They were like movies. Every episode was like a movie. production value was bigger, but I liked season three because I felt like it was more character-driven than it was, and like people, like bad guy driven.

Like, obviously the fourth season is very bad guy-driven. And there wasn't a lot of, it felt, development for the actual relationships and characters. Season three was a lot of, about the actual kids. I like that. Yeah.

I'm telling you, you have to watch I'm dying up here. I told you that. But you would, that, that show made for you. What one? It's on showtime. Okay. Send it to me again later. But it's, it's, here's the thing now. I'll see, I'll see, I'll see that and then I'll go. Played by it. And then I'll watch that.

And then I won't watch Stranger Things. Because something, you go, Noah. Something more interesting to me comes along. Like, right now I've exhausted. Yeah, yeah. Send it to me. Show. Remind me later. Um, oh, we're almost at 100,000 subscribers on YouTube. Please. We're so close. Let's check the live count.

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You sent me a birthday message. Thank you. I appreciated it. That's beautiful. And it's nice of you to say thank you. All right. Let's get into today's show. We're going to be talking about the new season of Cardassad.

Harry Styles had his last show at MSG and Olivia Wilds did an interview with Colbert where she addressed many of the Don't Worry darling drama rumors that have been going around and we're going to be talking about Brad Pitt's new skincare line. He's entered the skincare game. I just everybody can have a skincare line. Everybody can and I want to give a special shout out to somebody during that segment who was on the skincare lines before anybody else. And we have a great interview with Hannah Burner and Paige Sorbo, Giggly Squad. Not really an interview, more like a little chit chat. It is definitely a chit chat. And I do, I will say disclaimer, we had a lot of fun. We joked. We talked about all things, relationships, fashion week. It's a great conversation. They were here for Giggly Squad, so Bravo wouldn't let them. Bravo wouldn't let Paige talk about Bravo. Yeah, we weren't allowed to talk about Bravo. So we were not allowed to talk about Bravo, unfortunately. Yeah. Because I know she's in this season of Seller Charmer's on right now. And I know that people are going to be like, where why didn't you ask but yeah exactly the reason was we were told that we could have the reason

was we were literally not allowed yeah so let's get into it talking about the Kardashians we live in a world of junk sleep people are waking up every day and they are not at their best they're not at their fullest because their sleep is not good and that a lot of times has to do with the mattress that you're sleeping on if you sleep on a bad uncomfortable mattress you're going to wake up with junk sleep the way to unjunk that sleep is with mattress firm you could talk to a sleep expert at mattress firm that'll get the perfect mattress firm for you or go to mattress firm.com or you can just show up to a mattress firm store. Those do exist and check out the mattresses for yourself. They want you to know that junk sleep is what you get from sleeping

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Because I was in and out of sleep last night. I'm not going to lie. But anyways, I thought it came out at 9 p.m. No. And then when I went, I couldn't watch it. No, September 22nd. And then I realized it was midnight. And they meant 9 p.m. California time.

Yep. I will say I watched it. If you don't want to hear about the episode, then I would suggest not listening to this. If you are worried about spoiling the first episode of the Kardashians. So I'm just going to throw that disclaimer out there right now. If you have watched it, then let's talk about it. And I think a lot of people jump on that right away on Thursday because everyone was like, whoa, this is supposed to be a very emotional, vulnerable episode.

And it was. It was all about Chloe and Tristan and the baby. And it went from starting to film, we saw all the way up to the actual birth of the baby boy in July, the end of July. So I think like now it'll go, the other episodes will go back. in time and like it'll be covering all the other stuff that's going on in the family but this one was just like fully Chloe Tristan baby up until the birth and it was very emotional very hard to watch at times I think that you know they get criticized for the drama and overplaying things and the hype and everything this was something that very legitimately happened to them where it's it's crazy to think that this is

like their lives but it is and Chloe kind of cleared up the timeline a little bit it was we that's what we speculated about right it was like oh my god why is she having another baby with Tristan all these things but they were in a good place Chloe and Tristan things were going well for them Apparently Tristan really pushed for this embryo transfer to happen in like the end of November of last year. And they went through with the embryo transfer and it was successful. And days later is what Chloe said. Literally days later is when the news broke that Tristan was having another baby with another person. which is so crazy because the family's all having a conversation.

They're like Tristan really tried to almost trap her into having another baby. And he did. He was successful in doing that, which is pretty crazy. It is crazy. And I feel like he actually is sick in the head. And I think he's very clearly using Chloe and the Kardashians because I think in his head, he's like, if I have them in my life, then I'll always be secure. Yeah.

You know what I mean? Like, you know, things don't work out basketball-wise. At least I got the Kardashians. And I just think he's sick in the head. Everybody's basketball career comes to an end eventually. Right. Like, I think that's where his motives are at. And so I feel awful for Chloe.

The whole thing is crazy to watch. And I feel bad, even though she does sign up to do these things and whatever, I do feel bad that she's always having to film these horrible moments in her life. Or it's like the cheating, then the second baby, the other baby. It's like every time something's happening, yeah, they're filming. Hearing Kim be like, look, because they were talking about Tristan, when they were talking about Tristan being in the delivery room or being there, Kim was like, look, I mean, hate to say it, but you did it already. So like, just do it again,

you know, for the sake of the baby. And that's like, which is so crazy to think. They also cut, we all watched last season the phone call between Kim and Chloe where she's like telling her. says when Kim said the line of like doesn't this make you just like not want to have another baby with this guy or like you can't have another baby with this guy like remember she said like I forget what it was exactly but something along those lines they that was why it was a hint to like the viewer was like oh shoot do they know something that we don't know and they showed afterward which we didn't see last season is that Chloe on the phone was like I have to tell you something and Kim was like I'm filming, I'm doing a whole thing right now,

like, I'll take you off speaker. And took her off speaker. And then Chloe was like, we did the embryo transfer. Like, it's happening. And you see Kim's reaction. I'm just like, oh my God. So it's, it's really nuts. And it's just so sad because they want to celebrate.

They're throwing Chloe a baby shower. They're doing all these things. But she's just, not only is she's like, this is different because I'm not pregnant. but it's just I can't like kind of feeling numb to the whole situation again she did say that she is thinking of tea names so I think that this baby has a tea name

let's not go with Tristan I know I don't know what it is but we and also why tea names because Tristan's true yeah but true but is it because Tristan's is with the tea I think she just likes the cohesive kids yeah with the same letter like, you know, like the Kardashians. What's your favorite T name?

Tina? They were literally suggesting, they were literally suggesting, like, Tiger and calling him Thai. And I'm like, that's fairly close to Tanya. I don't know if we could. Timmy. Timmy Turner. Yeah.

I don't know if I have a favorite Tina. I don't know if I have a favorite T name. I don't, yeah, I can't really think of anything like off the top of my head that isn't just like a very generic boy name. Tyler, Trevor. Trent. Trent. I do, oh, I like Teddy.

My favorite teen names. Teddy. I like Teddy. My favorite teen names, Trent. Keeping them your parents. Honestly, like, I highly doubt Chloe would name her kid Teddy, but Teddy is a very cute name. Would you name them Teddy or did you need them Ted? No, Theodore.

Theodore. But, like, you can just choose to name them. Teddy. Teddy. Yeah, you absolutely could. But I feel like Teddy's a kid name. Like, when you grow up, you don't want to be called Teddy. People get Theodore.

Really? Like, if I would. was Teddy. I feel weird. It's like, No, I think that it's pretty normal. No, I think that like continues. Yeah, no, I think Teddy, you grow up with Teddy. I think you drop the. I have a cousin named Teddy. He's in college. We call him Teddy. Teddy? Why? Because Teddy bear? I mean, that's probably part of it.

Something about why. Something about why. Like, eat. I'm trying to think of like other guy names. Freddy, Joey. Like those are all. I would be like, just call me Fred. I'm an adult. I'm an adult now. I'm a grown-up. Mikey, not so much. I think that's fine.

Mikey is fine, but Teddy isn't? A lot of conditional rules. Mikey is fine, but Teddy isn't? I don't know a Teddy. Okay. So this is... You're being very judgmental about the name to. What comes down to is you just don't know anyone named Teddy.

No, no. What was the other one you just? He said it needs to be Ted, not Teddy. I said Freddie, Mikey, Joey. Freddie, because he's an adult. No, because I think of the guy from I, Carly. Okay, so it is, like I said, very conditional. I have no feeling in this finger.

But no, anyway, it was, I recommend, we were talking about the episode. I was watching the episode. I recommend watching the episode. It was very intense. There is, like, the full footage of the birthing situation. Not obviously you don't see the surrogate getting birthed. I'm thinking of names now that end in why.

T-Y. Or not even T-Y, just why. Just why. I'm trying to think. Maddie. Like, you can literally... My dad calls Marty Maddie. You could also just...

Hey, what's that, Maddie? You can add it to a lot of names. If you were running for president, you couldn't beat Teddy. Teddy Roosevelt? They called him Teddy. Yeah. They literally, that's a horrible... Yeah, but that is a horrible example because they called him Teddy Roosevelt.

That is a terrible example. They did not call him Theodore Roosevelt. But did they call him Teddy to his face? Like, hey, Teddy. Yes. His family probably. I think everybody calls him Teddy. Yeah, that's a bad example.

Yeah. There is quite literally a president named Teddy Roosevelt. Yeah. Well, that's his nickname, I guess. We were talking about if that was your actual name on your, but then you would change it. I don't know. Okay. Okay, Noah.

Theodore Roosevelt. It was called Teddy Bundy. maybe he wouldn't have killed all those people. Teddy Bundy. Theodore Roosevelt's often referred to as Teddy. Yeah. No, I know. No, he was.

And I honestly, I think that would be a very cute name for, they were like, they were sitting around the baby, the Kardashians were sitting around the table at the baby shower, like trying, just like throwing out tea names, but they weren't like normal tea names. They were like weird. They were like,

King Titan. Titan's not a bad one. Tight India. Ted Danson. Imagine you went by Teddy dancing. That's what I'm saying. Like, if you're a Ted and it just makes it, you're more childish immediately. Tell me that's not true. I guess. Franny. I'm not supposed to say you could add a Y to a lot of names. You do it to be funny. That end in a consonant. I don't know if it's about being funny.

It's like a cute thing to do. You know what I'm saying? Like, like, oh, like, it's something that you're mom would be like Teddy, come here. But then if your friend said Teddy, that would be weird. Oh my God. Something about Teddy is really like, I know a lot. What guy named Teddy stole your girl? Yeah, yeah. I've never met a teddy.

I'm telling you. Seriously. Wow. Do you know a Teddy? I just 902 and O. I know multiple Teddies. I don't know a teddy. I've heard of a teddy.

Like I know somebody. Who knows Teddy? But I don't know a Teddy personally. I don't know. I'm searching into Instagram. I just, who do you think is going to come up? Yeah, like one.

Maybe I forgot. Oh, if you know anybody? There's girls named Teddy. No. As Shearing comes up because his Instagram handles Teddy photo, Teddy's photos. The more we say the name Teddy, the faker it sounds. Yeah, it's, yeah, it's starting to sound like it doesn't even start with a T. What do you mean?

Like, it's just like Teddy is starting to sound like. Teddy. Fake word. Now, what about Eddie? That's what an E. Yeah. Yes. But it could be with a Y.

Ed, Ed, Ed and Eddie. No, but I'm saying like, if Edward is an Eddie growing up, does he have to say, call me Ed? No. Yeah, like Eddie's okay. Okay, then you have, you got, you're, you're, you are very biased towards Teddy. I said Freddie, too. I said Freddie too.

Very biased towards Teddy. Freddie Kruger was not a child. Mm-mm. Freddie Prince Jr. Yeah. He's an adult. Full-blown adult. I don't even know.

You don't know who Freddy Prince Jr. You said this to me before. I don't really know. You don't know who Fettie Prince Jr. is? Only because you said it before. Are you kidding me? Have you seen the Scooby-Doo movies? Him and Sarah Michelle Geller have been married for years.

He's like 90s heartthrob. He was in a she's all that. Never saw. You haven't seen a lot of like classic movies. So the fact that you're self-proclaimed producer, Bless you Self-proclaimed You're a self-proclaimed

Producer who hasn't seen any of them Not even producer Self-proclaimed like movie guy Yeah yeah Like you are so not a movie guy Oh I'm not a movie guy Because I haven't seen She's all that

It's a classic You haven't seen the breakfast club You haven't seen 16 candles All those All those huge movies He hasn't seen Yeah That has a 42

I'm not saying That doesn't matter It doesn't matter But I'm just saying It's not like a historic No she's all that Is an all-time movie action Scooby-Doo movies.

Have I? I'm asking you, have you? Have you seen anything? Have you seen? Yes. Have you seen Pulp Fiction? Of course I have. Have you seen Kill Bill?

Of course. But why not the breakfast club? It just, I don't know, honestly. I don't know. Anyway, anyway. The breakfast club doesn't interest you. Why? I'm sure that if I put it on, I'd be like,

Have you seen Ferris Bueller's Day off? I love Ferris Bueller's Day off. Okay, but you're saying, of course, to Ferris Bueller's Day off. director. It's the same exact thing as breakfast club. More known. Ferris Bueller or Breakfast Club? I think they're fairly even playing fields.

What do you like more? Probably the Breakfast Club. Okay, anyway. There's no way Chloe Kardashian's nameing her son Teddy. And if your name's Teddy, I'm so sorry. I know in the street, I guess. He may come swinging.

Who knows what he's going to say to you. He may just punch you in the face if he finds out Your name is Teddy. And then let me tell you something. I will drop dead of Chloe Kardashian's baby's name is Teddy. Imagine Chloe Kardashian names her baby Teddy after this. I will actually freak out.

If your last name is Bear, then you'd name your kid Teddy. That'd be awesome. Teddy Bear. No. It just defeats everything that you just said. No, but it's almost so funny that you have to do it. Okay, I'm cutting you off and we're moving on. Anyway, like somehow we went from, it was a very emotional episode is what I was saying.

but I don't think they're going to be touching on it much in the rest of the season. And I'll end it at that. They'd put everything in one episode. It was the first episode. They were like, let's put it all out so that Chloe doesn't have to deal with it anymore. And then, like, the whole season is going to be about other stuff. And now I'm done. Okay.

We're about to move into our next topic. But before we do that, I forgot to bring something up in the intro that I'm going to bring up now. It has nothing to do with this topic. We're going to get into the topic right after. I have been sent the final product of your gift. Oh, shit. I have been sent photographs. Does it look good?

Oh, yeah, I forgot. And I sent it to know yesterday. Oh. She sent it to me in Devon. He, she almost sent it to me. I almost sent it to her. I typed in her name and my, my finger was over the send button. And I went, I would have been so upset and you would have been so thrown off if you saw it.

I honestly was thrown off because I'm not going to give anything away, but it's not, for some reason when you originally told me the idea, I was like, oh, that's, it's just not. It's just not. It's so much. more than I thought. I am so confused. Honestly, it's kind of, I'm not gonna say anything. Okay, don't say it. Don't say it. Don't say anything.

Okay, I'm gonna say anything. Don't know. Honestly, like, I would prefer he not say anything because I really, like, the more we talk about it, the more I'm like, I don't want, I feel like I'm, you're never gonna know what it is. No, I know, but the more we talk about it, like, the bigger the buildup is, and then I want my, like, I want my reaction to be good.

Like, I don't want to like, because there's, we talked about it so much. But I just want you to know that I have. have received the pictures of the final product. Okay. When's it shipping out? It should be shipping out this week. And let me tell you, I don't have words for it. I don't. And I think that no, it's, you're going to love it. You're going to love it. But I was not expecting to see final photo. Like, I thought that

it was just going to be sent to me and I was going to have no update on like what you, you'd be seeing it when I see it. When yes. Yeah. That is not the case. I was sent. Okay. I was sent updates on it. And I was thrilled. Like I was thrilled to see the updates because I thought that I was just going to like a shot in the dark what's going to happen.

So we'll see. Okay. We'll see your reaction. It should be shipping out this week because it looked done to me. So we'll see. But let's talk about Harry Styles and Olivia Wilde. Olivia Wild and Harry Styles are fine. Olivia Wilde was at Harry Styles. It seems so. Last show at MSG.

Poping around. He was awarded a banner. Pretty sick. Yeah. That's awesome. Like pretty fucking cool. Fifteen consecutive days at MSG. He cried.

It looks beautiful. Jimmy Fallon and Drew Barrymore were there. I'm just going off all the headlines of his own show. And us watching Not Skitty, but not fat story. She was like right behind Drew Barrettmore and Jimmy Fallon. And Olivia Wilde was there dancing her heart out. And then Olivia Wilde, I don't know when she was on, but all these clips came out. She was also on the Colbert.

It was last night. Yes. And she answered a lot of questions about the drama, about Don't worry, darling, which I'm happy she did. I'm really happy she did. I go back and forth all time. I think I like Olivia Wilde. And it kills me because I just, I took my stance back and I said I do not support Olivia Wild. And now I see Clipsifer and I go, do I support Olivia Wilde?

It's tough. I feel like I've come to the- I'm so confused on how to feel. I know. I've come to the decision that I feel like Florence Pugh. had really high expectations for working with Olivia Wild because we've seen the clip

where she's like, I love her. Like she's like, hyping her up. She loves Olivia Wild. I feel like she may have had really high expectations and it just didn't play out the way Florence thought it was going to. And therefore,

she just has like resentment towards the whole process. Process. Yes. And like when Olivia talks about the situation with Shia and, Florence, I do kind of I see the point. I do kind of see where it would make sense that Olivia

to like appease Shaya who seemed at the time to be fairly erratic to make to like think that he quit and that be fine with having him believe he quit because she keeps saying you know it came down to I had to choose between the two of them and I chose Florence but I kind of let him think that he quit. I kind of believe her.

I kind of believe that too. Like I think she tried to make it work. I think she really tried to make it work. I think she wanted, which is where that video came from. Yes. I think she wanted Child Abuff to be in the movie. Yes.

I think she really wanted Child Above up to be in the movie. And then ultimately it did not work. Yes. I think both things are true. I think he quit and also she made him believe he quit. because she chose Florence. Like, I don't think it's straight down the middle of black and white like people are assuming. And I know that my stance has changed about a million times on this because every time something

new comes out, I don't know which way to go. I don't know who to believe anymore. And I just don't care. I know, Olivia Wilde, I don't think she's some evil monster that people are making her out to be. I think maybe I think too highly of Harry, but I don't think Harry could be with a person like that. that is where I think people

I think that's where people I do believe I also believe Harry Styles is a great guy and stand up guy and but sometimes people in the past have put their trust into people that you know maybe turn out to be not so good guys

yeah that's fair and Harry Styles I don't think is going to be one of those people but I do think Harry Styles is quite a politician in terms of how he conducts interviews and his life. Yeah, he's very, I think he, you know, I saw a clip of it was like, all the cast members of don't worry darling. It's like, who would you call one person out of this cast? Who would you call?

And like, Harry Styles wouldn't answer the question. And everybody else answers the question. Gemma says Harry. Like, and Harry Styles just won't give a straight answer. Yeah. To me, very strategic to always come out looking like the good guy, never, never bad, which isn't, you know, from a PR standpoint, that's what you want in your client, I'm assuming. But, and I love Harry, obviously. So I just think you really never know. He's also calls himself, um, an arrogant son of a bitch in his own songs.

So yeah, everybody has their flaws. Reverse psychology is like people think. No, I think everybody has their flaws. And I'm sure Harry Styles is a stand-up, wonderful, nice guy who, who, also everybody is flawed we're human exactly i said everybody has their flaws yep so and i do think um like and the one thing that does keep annoying me is like when you're when she's asked about the questions about the drama it's like oh well i don't feel i don't feel i need to speak to the drama it's like okay well we're just the more you say you don't need to speak to the drama the more people are just going to speculate and it's just going to continue but i i understand i also understand what not wanting to like really get into it i guess it's really nobody's

business but the ads but i feel like she did talk about it though it's not like she said i'm not answering these questions but but stephen asked her a lot like multiple questions and for some of them she was very vague it was like i'm not like it's like some things it was not like yeah she did talk about like the shy of floren stuff but like some of the other things she gave the class like she gave the line that she's been using of like oh talking about so much don't need to talk about all the drama but have you have you been seeing like these other ads for this movie. Like Warner Brothers is working overtime. It is cracking me up for some of these things that they have running. One was the Kim Kardashian Instagram story. Did you see that where she posted

she posted watching the movie and it was like such a generic, oh God, I got to. They did 100%. There's no way that was not a paid ad. Yeah. I'd be shocked. It was like the most ridiculous. It was like Florence P. seems like such an, or it was like. No, I have to read. I have to find and read what she said. If that if it was not a paid ad, I'd be shocked. It was. Is I go tonight? So I really wanted to go tonight.

But I couldn't find anybody to go with me. Go tonight to what? To don't worry. Oh, to the movie. But I couldn't and I don't want to go alone because it's a scary movie. What? It's, it's filed under horror. Like thriller. Under the movies it says horror. So.

Would you go alone if it was just a normal movie? Yes. She wrote, I watch. Don't worry, darling, this weekend. I, all caps, really liked it. It's really good. Harry was so good in it, and I am now obsessed with Florence Pugh. She's beyond an amazing actress, and she's so pretty, too. Heart eye emojis.

And then she tagged at Don't worry, darling, at WB Pictures. Like, that is an advertisement. Hashtag ad. That is an ad. That is an ad. It is so, like. I really liked it. It's really good.

I swear. It doesn't have 36% of the ad. tomatoes it's a really good movie and then you know what else i was watching beverly hills real housewives and they had like they and they they do this often with the bravo with like movies and stuff but this one just because of the movie felt very funny it was like crystal i forget who i don't know why i'm just remembering crystal but it was like three of them maybe dureate and somebody else and they're like around a table and they're like so we love

Don't worry It's a commercial It's like we love don't worry Darling Oh that Harry Styles Like he's great Like it's like And Florence Pugh

What an amazing actress And then they're like Go see the movie Enough people are gonna see this movie Like they don't need to do People are gonna see this movie I know It's very funny advertising

I'm seeing it this weekend Whether it's tonight tomorrow I need to go see it I don't have I don't know why I don't have time to go see it I feel like it's It probably crushes a movie wild Like that it's getting

such bad reviews because just the way it's been hyped up. And the way she talked about it for so long was like it was going to be an Oscar. But I feel like it's not going to be. I don't feel like it's going to be bad. I feel like it's getting bad reviews because of the drama. I know. I'll be honest.

I kind of think I'm, I'm going in with the expectations that I'm going to like. Me too. And I don't, and I, I've asked myself, is it because of Harry Styles? And I was like, no, I generally think like I'm, I'm going to like it. But we'll see. Because everybody keeps saying it's very like, and has a very open-ended ending, which is not like,

I don't know what that means, but that I don't like, I don't like that. What are people saying about Harry's performance now that more people have seen the full show? I don't know. I've not really been. I haven't read reviews about this.

Honestly, besides the early ones. I don't really like to read, like, the very thorough reviews until I see the movie because I just feel like sometimes it gives stuff away. Yeah. When it doesn't mean to.

So we'll definitely be seeing, I'm definitely going to go next week for sure And then we can talk about it A new celeb is getting into the skincare game One maybe you wouldn't have expected But one maybe you would expect It's Brad Pitt Brad Pitt is getting into the skincare game

It is a unisex line of products apparently And they're made from like the grapes Ofal Vineyard in France Which I love Miraval. their rosé is fantastic. So I'm intrigued by a Brad Pitt skincare line. I don't think like anybody needed this. Brad Pitt is aging gracefully.

And I wanted to give a shout out to somebody who I think was early in the skincare game. Miranda Kerr. She was very early, yeah. Miranda Kerr was so early in the skincare game that sometimes I think people forget about Miranda Kerr in her skin care. But I saw a TikTok for yesterday and I thought, oh, Miranda Kerr, she was early on this. She was in the game early. And somebody asked a question like, yay or nay or sleigh or nay, celebrity skincare. And she said, yay, there's room for everybody. And then that's where I thought about Brad Pitt joining. And he said, you know, Gwyneth Paltrow was the first person to get him to wash his face even twice a day. And so I think that makes sense because of Goup. It does. And Gwentoneth Paltrow is very into the beauty line, skin care, all things. And so I think it would make sense.

It was one they were dating. I don't know if Brad Pitt needed his own skin care line, but you got to do what you got to do. I don't know how, I don't know how successful Brad Pitt's skin care line is going to be. Yeah, I'm intrigued by it as well. It's also interesting because I know that the vineyard in France has been kind of, it's been like a hot topic for the divorce. It has been. Because it's their vineyard that they have together. and I think that's been like very discussed on who gets that and who does get that.

So it's interesting that now we're getting a line of skin care that says it comes from that. He co-founded it with the organic wine growers. The parent family seeks to slow the process of skin aging so to everyone, regardless of gender, skin type can age well. That's what the website says. He told Vogue, I don't want to be running from aging. it's a concept we can't escape and I would like to see our culture embracing it a bit more

talking about it in those terms I mean it's just funny coming from Brad Pitt of all people right like it's like the one guy that everyone's like oh my God look how he's aging so well it's like I guess that's why I guess that's why he comes out

with his skin care right the products which oh the products which range from $80 to $385 features two exclusive patented active ingredients GSM 10 and pro-G-R-3. One is made from seeds and has anti-oxid properties.

And then the other one is made from a combination of natural molecules found in plant extracts, extracts, yes. Vine cuttings, camomile, and green tea. Hmm. It's going to be very interesting. The idea for the skincare range came about as. at the Chateau Mirval Winery. The vineyard estate is currently at the center of a legal battle between Pitt and his former wife,

Angelina and Toulin. So now, does she benefit from the skincare line? Does she get money? I would... I mean, if she owns... If she owns part of the vineyard... I would assume she has to get some sort of money from that. I would think, or she has to agree to the... Yeah, she's going to come knocking.

Yeah. I don't think I'll be investing in Brad Pitt's skincare line. I'm going to be honest. Yeah, that sounds $80 or $385 sounds steep. I like my routine right now. And I don't think I'm going to incorporate any of Brad Pitt's products. Unless they're top. Everyone's like, this is some miracle shit. Slebskin skincare.

I don't have any slept skin care. I don't own any. I know people have been up my ass because I did not really follow through in my commitment of talking about skin. I kind of use all the stuff. Do you? Yeah. You do?

Every day? And you like it? I do. Shit. Some stuff I like, the oils are not. but I have oily skin already so I don't really like I would never put an oil on my face in the morning at night I like to use it sometimes but not every night the vitamin C8 serum I really like hyluronic acid serum those all are like the same to me I just I haven't tried one that I'm like

oh this is amazing they all feel the same the toner is very nice the cleanser is nice I really like the um what's that what else is there the exfoler the C8 serum is so exfoler and the moisturizer are probably my three favorites. So you do like it? I do like it. Okay. The moisturizer, I don't know if I'm going to refill everything. I'll probably refill.

I'll probably refill the C8 serum and the moisturizer. The moisturizer, I'm almost done with it. I actually might order that. You're using it every day. I use the moisturizer at night. I really love. It's a thicker moisturizers, which I don't use as much in the morning. But at night, I really like it.

And so you decided not to tell anybody about it. about this. I just, I've tried. You were gatekeeping. No, I'm not gay. I'm not gatekeeping. I'm just like, I have to break out of my insecurities. Like, I've gone to film myself, like, talking about it, and I, like, watch it and I get

embarrassed, and I don't post it. Why? Just post it. People love it. Since I've made my TikTok, I've tried to do it, like, four times of, like, talking about it, and then I'm like, this is not, this is bad, and I don't post it. Just post it. Don't get embarrassed.

I know. People will love it. I know. I'm just, I'm being honest. That's literally why I haven't done it. Yeah. I don't, because you can also talk about it on here

you haven't mentioned it. I know, I know. It's just so much. You talk on here three times a week. Yeah. Yeah. Well, those are my thoughts. Honestly, I felt,

I feel much more confident talking about it now after using it for a couple months where I'm like, oh, because when you try something new for the first time after a week, you don't know your reaction. You're like, oh, I love all of it. Like, it's great. Or you hate it. Yeah, or you hate it.

You got to. You got to use it for a little bit. But you have to use it for a while to see if it actually, what you actually like about it. And those are the things after using it for two months that I really like. Well, that's great to hear. And maybe I'll do make the video. Yeah, you should. I'm going to maybe invest in the Haley Weber peptide lip treatment.

Yeah. I may get that. Yeah. I think you should. I would love to know how that is. I think people love it. I think I would like that. Yeah.

So I may do that. But I'm not sure I'm going to venture into Brad Pitt. No, probably. Probably. Probably not. Maybe Noah will, though, because he does use Ferrell's skincare. I've kind of fallen off. I used to be so good about using it in the morning at night, which is what you're supposed to do.

And then now I don't really do it as much. Skincare guy, because that's morning and night, because that's what you're supposed to do. That's what they tell you to do. No, Farrell did the video. He's like, here's what to do. So maybe I'll pick Brad Pitt's up. The fact that, like, Noah was just following Ferrell's skincare routine. It's so funny.

And like watching Skrell's Skarel. Scorell's tutorials. I remember he like went live and it was with him and Tyler the Crater and they were talking about it and I was like, damn like I have to get it. You're easily influenced by Tyler the Crater. Yeah, people that I like. It makes sense. Do this.

I'm like, yeah. If John Mayer made a skincare line, would you buy it? Uh, I mean, yeah, probably. I mean, like, Ferrell's better skin. Yeah. If he gets something else, maybe maybe he did like a hair product. Yeah, yeah, yeah, good point. Good point.

great hair. Okay. All right. Okay. Cool. If you're like me and you love watching Jeopardy and you also love Celebrity, Celebrity Jeopardy is coming this Sunday. I think everybody's going to love it. The stars have never been so bright as they test their brainpower on the series premiere of Celebrity Jeopardy. Celebrity Jeopardy is going to be hosted by Monbiolic and they are going to have some major names in Hollywood who are playing Ray Romano, Constance Wu. You got people like Michael Sarah, B.J. Novak. So many more. I think everybody's going to be really excited with who is competing. And on top of that, whoever wins, the brightest star will win $1 million for charity, which is awesome.

So Celebrity Jeopardy is coming to prime time Sunday, September 25th, 87 Central. Test your knowledge, guys. I love playing Jeopardy. I get a lot of questions wrong. But, you know, sometimes you get one right, makes you feel really good about yourself. So if you want to see if you're smart. than some of these celebrities, which I think everybody is always curious about, Celebrity Jeopardy is going to be really fun.

Like I said, series premieres Sunday, September 25th, 8-7 Central on ABC. You can also stream on Hulu. All right, everyone, we are here with two very special guests. We have Paige Sorbo and Hannah Burner. Thank you guys for joining us. This is the first time in this studio, which you had a very nice reaction when you walked in here, which is, you know, really nice because it's a closet.

And so thank you for that. No, it definitely shows that they respect you here. Well, they respect us more because they're giving us a bigger studio. Got it. So that's huge. I just love your aesthetic, your vibe. Thank you so much. I think it's intimate.

I think it's a moment. I think it's a vibe. You've been in here. I have been in here with Des. Oh, wow. I don't know why they can invite me back, but we keep going. I do have to warn you guys. I'm not trying to start beef in the Barcelona universe.

However, last time I went to Joe and Pat's podcast after, and I, like, kind of lied, and I was like, oh, the girls were like, you guys have a cute podcast. Oh, we saw. We saw. No, it was very funny. And it was worth the laugh. It was. But I think when we go to their podcast after this, I'm going to say some more shit. Do it.

Be like, they think it's. Tell them we, like, really, they think who they are now and, like, they need to be knocked off their pedestal. Okay. Yeah. I love this imaginary beef between the two of you. The imaginary beef is fun because we, the four of us give each other that energy, like, in real life. Yeah. We'll walk by and Joey will be like. Yeah, Joe's like, why do you guys look so good today? Like, who do you think you are?

When we were before the up fronts, it was like us two, Joey, Brianna and Grace and Joey was like, you know, we're fine, but like pointed friend and he was like, clearly we're all carrying her on our back. It's just some Some banter we have I understand that they're doing well And like they have like a great personality And you know Pat is tall However they have to have some respect for the legends That are chicks in the office

They do They very much I just need them to know We love them very much Is this because you're wearing all leather Yeah You're feeling really powerful right now You guys

You guys just said it looked annoying And I said yes Did you both know you were You were going to be going With the like monochromatic looks tonight. No, we don't. No. But you're like Barbie. Pink is like really your color page. Pink is really in right now. Yeah. And I just went to fashion week. So like I know. Mm-hmm. Yeah. You've been at all the events. I want to talk about that. I want to talk about your

live shows. Actually, one of my good friends from high school posted on her story that she was at your live show and it made me really happy. Did she have a good time? I honestly didn't text her about it. You got it. It was one of those things. You know when you see something, you go, I have to text her. and then I just ended up not, but I will. I will. It was fun to do New York because... Should I get a live reaction right now? Oh my gosh.

Don't tell her we're here. Don't tell her we're here. I hope she's like it wasn't even that funny. Be like, tell me the truth. Tell me the tea. I'm going to text it right now. Hold on. I did kind of, you don't think about it,

but when you're sitting and everyone's taking photos of you, I was like sitting with my ankle, like folds it over in the strangest way. Oh, I do it all the time. Anytime we, I'll get on, we get on stage, I say to myself, put your fucking shoulders back. And then 30 minutes in I forget and then I go through the pictures that people tag and I'm like, I'm sitting like this.

Like in the chair. I'm like, I'm really saying. It looks like you're trying to look weird. You're like, yeah. It's just, it's hard. And you want you lean forward because you want to talk so you're like leaning into the person and then it's just like, oh God,

that's on my back is curved. Like forget there's people there and you're like, I want to go to my bed. Yeah, I'm sitting up so straight right now. Paige and I got drunkie during our New York shows. Drunky. Good. Good.

It's the best way to do it. Espresso martini. Yeah, because they get me fucking hyper and then you're skinny because we love diarrhea. Yes. Yeah. So that, we did that for the Portland show and it was our best show that. We had a great time. We're one of the best.

Or did you just think it was the best? No, no, I really, I think it was an overall. Yeah. As a group, everyone was like, that was really good. But we had espresso martinis. We were definitely the drunken. I'm telling you espresso martinis are money. We used to do it when we would fight on reality TV.

Yeah. Because you're exhausted from. filming all day and then you go to a dinner scene and you're like, give me that espresso martin. By the way, I'm going to put a disclaimer in the interview for everybody listening. If they're like, oh, we want to hear about Bravo. We're not allowed to talk about it.

So we're going to talk about it. So we're going to move on. Yeah, we're going to move on to literally all the other things. Right. Are you doing Haley Bieber Brown? Yeah. Wow. I actually like this.

The chocolate donor. I went with the easier way to do it because I looked at her nail artist was like, oh, you take this. and you mix it with clear and then you take a shiny color and you do a pearl like this whole and you're like I have a job I was like I can't go to a nail tech and say yeah take these five colors and start mixing them like I need you to take out the little thing and mix them so I just very chrome it's one it's one coat of a brown and then the chrome I don't know if like I'm newly into fashion as you can tell obviously but I feel like girls in general are killing it lately I think we're really into the style because it's like nostalgic and it's also like not I think it hits everyone. Like, it's not too girly. It's not, it's almost fits everyone's vibe. Yeah.

Did you also know that Hannah's friends with Haley Beaver? Oh, she hasn't told you? No, we haven't heard that yet. I don't like to tell people like when I first see them. You tell everyone. Okay. How have you not told us this ever? I mean, okay.

You've been on their show like 12 times. Is this a new thing? It's a new friendship. But you know, new friendships are the best. She's not sick of me yet. Right, because it's fake. No, I swear to God. It's not.

So I did this video on my podcast. about conspiracy theories and this girl, Claire Parker, hilarious comedian, was like this conspiracy theory that Haley and Justin were like forced together through one of the churches. Yes, I saw this. And that Chris Pratt was originally supposed to be with Haley. Look at me spreading it.

Yes, I'm so sorry, I don't mean to spread it. I'm just giving them background. I saw this video that you posted. Yes, but that Chris Pratt had political aspiration, so they put him with Schwarzenegger and then... Okay, I hear we have about that. Schwarzenegger. how do you pronounce it?

No, you're right. Okay, it just sounded. That sounded. Can you bleep that? It did sound like we were pairing, like, feuding countries together. No, it sounded like someone else to me. Oh, God, I can't breathe. Anyway.

Hannah's canceled. First one on the pod, there'll be more. So then I get a DM from Haley Bieber. And I'm shook. I feel like it's a fan account, but it has, like, 14 million followers or whatever. And it's TikTok where I'm deeply respected. So she's basically like, hey, it's kind of crazy that people would think that like I could be given to someone in a cult. Like that's crazy.

And I threw the other girl right under the top. She put like a cry face, but like slanted cry face. So I was like, Paige, is she mad at me or is she like low-key kind of joking with me? What did you say? I thought she was mad at you. I think it's both. I think she was like, I'm mad but I'm going to be soft about it. Fuck this girl.

She can't just handle the deeper. She can't be like, fuck you. That's like when I respond to me but I'm like, oh my God, the fact anyone would think that crying faced me while I'm like, fuck this person. That's exactly how she felt. So she was mad at me. But then I responded and I threw the other girl

into the bus and I was like, she was saying wild conspiracy three and I'm so sorry. I should not have posted it. And you're so right. Respect you, whatever. But the joke about it is I didn't know how to greet her like, hey girlie. What's up?

So I chose me. moment I wrote my love that's really sweet she probably or condescending that could be condescending for sure I like my darling I don't know if I got back you could have started that with honey and it would have been like honey yeah I would

yeah yeah yeah somebody said to me honey it's a fucking joke okay I go my love sounded sweet but now that I'm thinking about if I received my love so now like we greet each other saying my love And like the gigglers who go, my loves. But I panicked.

I said my, it's like texting a crush where you don't. Me love. Suddenly forget how words work and you don't know how to put some, I didn't know what to say to her. I wrote it. She responded again to me. And then I was like, do I need a restraining order? Because she's obsessed with me.

She was like, oh my God, no worries. Like, I love your content, whatever. And I was like. And then she followed her. Why? Yeah. So life has been different lately. Yeah.

I can tell. You're wearing what Haley Beaver would wear. You're glowing. Did she send you this outfit? Did you tell you to wear this? You're one step away. Just do the nails. I don't have the nails and I haven't shaved my legs, but everything else is pretty on point today.

I am stunned. That is like my lifelong dream is for Haley Bieber to message me. I've said so many things about her. How has she not messaged me? I'm getting to find, though. That was my, I was like, it was you? Yeah. I was like, I'm so happy for you, but I'm also so disappointed for me.

She, you know, is so into her fashion and everything. about her where like I talked about conspiracy theories and aliens and shit and murder docs and fart jokes. So Haley like I appreciate her How many outfits do I have to copy for her to not say something but she comments on your conspiracy theory? Yes. So I was never like that big of a fan girl. Maybe she sensed that for me that like I'd be like normal with her.

So yeah. So anyway. So the double date with Des and what's his name again? Justy? Yeah. We're figuring out. But moral of the story is it's crazy to realize like she's human too. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I've always thought that about her. I think that more because it feels like more things affect her sometimes. You know, she reacts at things. But her thing. But her takes back when she's like, leave me alone. But the truth is, it would affect me too. Yeah. People are so mean to her. I know. She seemed so sweet. The fact that she even forgave you. The fact that she shouldn't have,

but you know, love and hate is a close emotion. I do think though that it made me sad that she saw my video and reacted to it. And I felt so horrible that for a second, like, I caused her any pain. And I think that's why she liked me. Fair. My friend responded. Oh. I wrote, wait, I saw you into Giggly Squad Live show.

They're the best. What did you think? Okay, you should have said they're the best. Well, she's my friend. She would have talked shit if she was going to talk shit. Okay. She said, they're hysterical. It was fun.

They had a comedian that opened for them. She was mad funny. Oh, yeah. That's good. Because it's hard to get a random person to open for you. And when everyone wants to see, you know, like, you know, like, you too, and you throw some random comic. We had this girl Tracy Carnazzo.

She was hilarious. She was hilarious. She was mad funny, apparently. She was so Long Island. She was crazy Carnazzo. She was mad funny. She's mad funny. I love that.

That's so good. Paige, you've been to a ton of fashion week events this week. I don't like when we get serious. I know, I know. I just got mad. Well, because I was like Hannah's getting way too much attention. I got a table. All right.

Let's get it. Your friends is Haley. I was like, I'm going to make this about page down. I'm going to make this a very serious turn. Just like you're Barbara Walter. I have a bone to pick with you. Me? No, I thought that's what you were like going to say.

Oh, oh, yes. She's like, Paige, how are crop tops this season? What's going on? I like turned my chair and everything and looked right at you. Well, I really want to talk about the Courtney show. Oh, my God. Okay. Because I felt like I watched 4,000 Instagram stories in a row, of course, on the night of the show.

And it felt like every single person I watched was somehow sitting in the front row. I was like, how did it fit this many people? And how was every, like, known person I follow that is, like, from New York all saying And did you see Davidae from Love Island? I saw Davidae. So hot. Just, I mean, I didn't see I can sue, though. Yeah, but I don't think she was there.

I don't think she was either. But when I was younger and you would, like, see Fashion Week, I mean, where do we even see it? On, like, E-News. Yeah, yeah. It very much looked like there's one front row. Yeah. And then, like, everyone else behind is standing.

it's really not like that. Like there were really only two rows on each side and the row went for like a mile. It was on the high line, right? Yes. Okay, okay. It's like everyone was in the front line. High line is long.

I also have a question. It's like it is giving high school a little, but do people really care about front row? People really care. And how do you like your publicist has to? If you're in front row, you have a great publicist. It's all publicists.

Yes. Like you could be no one and have an amazing publicist and you, you're sitting front row at like fendi and then immediately someone's like who is that why is she here do we care yeah and i feel like there's a just like certain amount of influencers that get invited to like the really big show like a fendi where like i'm not getting invited to fendi i work for amazon you know no no no no yeah don't talk about yourself like that but fashion week is very high school because it's the same girls at every show i've noticed i i keep talking about how i've also noticed

how scary it is. It's terrifying. And then it's like, what showed you go to? Like, what are you going to after? Where are you going next? And I feel like, I don't know my best. There's no rules to the invites either.

It's very like, oh, did Justin invite you to Steve's place later tonight? Oh, I didn't get that. Yeah, like, I kept getting like, are you going to the Puma party? Yeah. I didn't know Puma was having a party. Yeah. It's so like that. And then they're like, oh, well, I'm sure you can text somebody.

Yeah. And I'm just like, fuck you. Like, I don't want to go anywhere. So what is your, like, main takeaway? Oh, yeah. I want to talk about the Courtney show. Yeah, yeah. Give us the takeaway of the corny show.

And then also just Fashion Week as a whole. She came out before the runway show started, her and Travis. They made out the whole time. Really? Down the walk? No, like they sat down and they were making out the whole time. And then the show started the music cut off. And so the girls, and then the lights cut off.

And the girls were walking down the runway. And I was like, this can't be the way it's supposed to be. So then they restarted. literally felt like I was at a talent show where like someone messed up and you're like no like you feel so bad and then it happened it was great and then Courtney like walked off like walked back down the runway. Did anyone say anything? There's no speaking in fashion. Oh yeah. The only way you can speak in fashion is if it's another language otherwise shut the fuck out. But it was really cool. I went like very last minute like I wasn't invited one of my friends was going she was like hey like come with me so

nobody involved me about that. How stressed for the outfit changes for in one day? I would not be able to plan that many outfits for one day. So I went to Cynthia Rowley. They dressed me for it, which was like so amazing. And then I went that that dress is really cute. Went thank you. And then I went and did an outfit change like very last minute and I got roasted for my outfit change, but I liked it. I liked it. I liked it. It was very hard award for Gordon Kardashian? Yeah. It was like a sheer like The boots. Oh no, I thought that was awesome. Wait, Paige, how did you change and where?

I went, so my two stylists that sometimes I work with were at Cynthia Rowley and they were like, we're going to the Courtney show. Come back, we'll change you. And then we'll go. Where's come back? We'll change you. Oh, like at their house. Because you know there are those New York City moments and you guys know too where you're like

at a Chipotle in the bathroom. Like redoing your hair. A lot of girls like get cars and then put all their clothes in the car. Keep that car for the same day, the whole day. Yeah. I just think the, that's like 27 dresses. Yeah. It's exactly like that.

I just feel like behind the scenes of fashion week. Not to look in the rear room mirror. Yes. Or look. Give me some attention. But I feel like it's all for the photo, but then the behind the scenes is way more interesting and messy. Yeah, like you're sweating while you're sitting there. You're thirsty.

You're hungry. Right. That's why I imagine I wouldn't do well at these events. They're food at these things? No. Oh my God. No, no. No drinks.

No drink. No drink. I'm doing these things. Everyone's sober. Everyone's sober. Sober. Sober and hungry. And people are.

are mean and sweaty. Yeah. That's literally fashion week. Sounds awful. I don't want to be like, because I know that some people are like, oh, you just weren't invited and that's why you feel that way. Like, no, I genuinely, I want nothing to do with it. I really don't.

I also hate small talk. So, like, if I get invited to a dinner or like a presentation, like I can't, like, my anxiety won't let me do it. Yeah, because I would rather be comfortable with people that I know that I could just, like, talk about whatever and it's going to be fine and I'm going to have fun than like, oh, do you want to come to this day? dinner with these people and it's like no I don't want to go to dinner with my friends like why would I go with people I don't know any dinner is my favorite activity but uh I'll go alone with people

I eat alone all the time yeah with people that I don't know that are like in the fashion world well the fashion world those are very interesting because you joke like oh I'm an Amazon influencer but isn't Amazon not like the backbone of society right now and I feel like back then it was just like the editors and the like rich people and now anyone can have influence. So like I think you are the new face of fashion. Thank you. And me. Yeah. You're on your way up.

You really are. But my friend said, I told you, I told you, I feel like I message you recently about one of your outfits. I was like, she's wearing loafers right now. I am wearing, I have those. She's re-wore those yesterday. Well, I saw her story and was like. Yeah. Pink Brada. Sorry, bitch. Mine are real. I'm investing the $1,000.

My friend. My friend said, I didn't answer her last two texts and then. She texted me again. They were wasted LMAO. I went to the second show, so they had one right before it. Hannah knows when I'm really drunk because I'm so nice to everybody and I'll like ask for your life story. And Hannah is just like stupid when she's drunk. Yeah, I'm just like, like, like, look at my bet.

Where Paige is actually witty and funny so she could pull off a show. But we had a meet and greet with 100 people. And she started asking everyone about like, so how'd you got here? Would you come from? And I was like, we're going to be here for seven years. Leah does that too. The people who are working were like, guys, we have a family to take care of. We get the wrap up.

I was like, but she just got divorced. Yeah. Yeah. But it is fun to be with you guys because, like, you guys are obviously so close and we're so close. And the fact that we're at least, like, handling business together is. How inspirational. So, yeah. When's your guys next show?

It's like a moment to acknowledge how awesome we are. Did you get Haley Searkey? Our next show is actually this weekend in Vegas. We're in Vegas. What? And we've never been to Vegas. I've never been to Vegas.

I'm going in November for the first time ever, but for a Jonas Brothers show. That's going to be epic. Oh, what do we think about? I wish we were invited. Yeah. Paige. Sorry. Are they?

Yes. I didn't know that. Paige, you knew that. What do you think about Joe? Did you know that the Jonas brothers were back together? I watched a documentary on it. Yeah. Joe Jonas, what do you think about his bro talks?

I love it. I love it. I think it's iconic. I think it's hilarious. I think he's like, look, we're all getting older. I think I love to. I inject my skin. Yeah.

I love Joe Jonas only because of Sophie Turner. Yeah. Well, Sophie makes him way cooler. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And he loves a TikTok, Joe Jonas. He does.

Yeah, I appreciate that. Joe's a funny one. Yeah. He is. Nick is the sensitive one, and I don't know who the other one is. Kevin. Come on. Kevin.

Kevin. No. Kevin Oh wow No I like Kevin because he did have that fun show with his wife And they seem to be Are they still together? What about his newest show with his brother Frankie

Jonas claim to fame that comes on after the Bachelorette I watched the whole thing It was ridiculous and I loved it Frankie's probably talented Frank is a cute name For a girl The whole show was like a competition show It was relatives of famous people

All competing for money And they had to guess who like their famous relatives who like their famous relative was. So it was like, oh my grandpa is this person, my aunt is this person. Was it like really famous people? No.

I mean, no, there were some. No, no, no. There was. That's why your reaction was funny. Well, there were somewhere I was like, I don't really know who that is. But then there were mostly,

I would say almost all of them were recognizable names. Okay. For sure. That sounds like a good show. Yeah, it's not. If you ever need something silly to put on it. I love binging.

Like, I just binge Love Island. Which season? The newest. I did like VPN stuff. I couldn't wait. Yeah, we did the same thing. With the other Americans for Hulu. I don't know who's peasants.

It is like our generation's LimeWire, VPN. So it literally is. So we can watch a British reality job. I could pay for a VPN. Weren't we all afraid that we were going to go to jail because of the limel Yes. I legit thought that one day like you'd get knocked in the door and come back. I thought my parents were going to get fucked because it was on their computer.

But it was like. worth it for dog rule. I was even worried about tracing it back to me. I was even worried about YouTube to MP3. What was that one? Oh yeah, I still used it. That was great. It really worked.

I know. That's how I got United States of Pop 2009 on my iPod. I'm worried about buying my, like, fake designer stuff. I'm afraid to post the link because I feel like I'm going to get... Well, D.HGate is highly illegal. Yeah. Is it illegal? I mean...

Are you trying to get me arrested right now? It isn't illegal, but it's not illegal. Wait, guys, I don't know what this is. It's not not illegal. It's illegal to have fake designer stuff. Okay, so there's this site called DHGate that all the cool girlies are doing it. But they do it. They do it sketchily.

We can't talk about it? Really? What? I mean, it's a little bit. I mean, too late or they have to take it out. We can cut it out. Does it should be cut? No, I think it's fine.

Oh, she doesn't want me to tell anybody about that scene. Oh, she doesn't want me to tell people because everyone's going to, because they, she told me. You don't care if we talk about it. Oh, okay. I thought literally we were about to get arrested. I'm so scared of it. I will say I've seen multiple Instagram stories. You're right.

Yeah. And I was like, this is a secret. Yeah, she's. Okay. As you guys know, I don't, I don't have a small mouth. And if I don't get keep, I want to tell everyone about it. Yeah, which you are doing right now. So, D.HG, I'm, not that I'm cheap.

I just, no, you're cheap. I'm cheap. I'm cheap. And I, like, it's a lot of people can't afford. like $2,000 bags. So if you can get it for $80, and a lot of the time, it's actually the same manufacturer, but it's like a little off or like... Sometimes it doesn't come, though.

Oh. Like, I've ordered things and they just never showed up. And I was like, oh, God. That's the risk you take. It is risky, but I got these product loafers. I'll be honest, that's kind of fun, though. Like, will it show up? Will it not?

We'll see. And if it does, it's that much more excited. See, my thing is, and this may be boozy of me, but whatever. If I'm going to get fake Prada loafers, I'm just going to get Steve Madden loafers. You know what I mean? Because if I'm going to spend the money to get a, like, if I'm going to have a designer thing, I want that to be like something that I, like, worked for and like saved my money and was like, I'm going to get this because I deserve it.

And then like all the other things I'll just just get like a, like Sam Edelman's, there was some self-love in there. You saying I deserve it? See, I don't think I deserve it. Yeah. And that's where we differ. I also think I didn't respect designer stuff. I was like, oh, it's stupid.

So that's why I started buying cheap. But now I'm starting to appreciate like, oh, tell them what you learned about. That's how my mom feels about it. How Gucci. Oh, my God. Okay, I saw this thing on TikTok, the New York Times. I read it in the New York Times. Wow.

We called TikTok to New York. We called TikTok. Whoa. So I saw it in the New York Times. And they were saying that when Jersey Shore was on, Louis Vuitton would send Snooki Gucci stuff so that she would be seen out wearing Gucci and not Louis Vuitton. Yes, I saw this because then Gucci was deemed trashy because Snooky was wearing. Because Snooky was wearing it.

But then Gucci became very popular from that. Wow. And then some brands will make their own counterfeit stuff. Yeah. It's almost like how Elvis would make merch pro Elvis and against Elvis. Yeah, which was genius. Like we hate Elvis. Yeah.

So he would just make half a life on it. You guys recently watched the movie? Is that what we got back? Yes. No. We also ran that in the New York Times. So we're going to start making I Hate Giggly Squad merch. Honestly, we would sell.

Why not capitalize? They're like, we would buy it. We would absolutely buy it. Back and forth. We might do it too now. Hell yeah. Let's go. We'll wear I hate chicks.

Yeah. We should just have a fake beef. Perfect. That would be great. Yeah. Just get us out there a little bit more. How can you do two shows in one night? I don't think I could do that.

Two shows is actually, it's really hard. It feels like you've ever ran the mile when you were little and you're like, first lap. No. Okay, sorry. Yeah, why do you like it? I just think the adrenaline is there so you can do the second show. Yeah. And honestly, you make more money.

No, that is very true. That is very true. We'll do anything for a dollar. How much time do you have in between? Not a lot. Not a lot. Okay, that's 45 minutes. If I had like an hour, I would say, I think I would be like, I'm tired.

But that's why the second show, you get a little junkie. I don't think I would be able to do a meet and greet for the second show. Like, I could do the meat. We do it together. Okay. So, like, in the middle of the first and second, it's both people meet and greet. Then we have, like, 30 minutes. Then we do the second show.

And then you know that the second show people, they were out having drinks before. So you know that they're drunk. The more rowdy crowd. And they're a rowdy or crowd. And so you kind of, you're a little bit crazier. So it's more fun. How many people come to your shows? We just did what?

2000. Well, town hall, I think, is 1500. 1500. So we did three shows. But that was our first ever show. That is insane. Yeah. We're thinking about doing town hall.

So many people. It was fun. It's such an amazing venue. It is funny, though. It is a red velvet seat. It is, like, I'm into it. It is like an orchestra. Like, it's so classic.

And I'm like, we're about to make vulva jokes but let's do it. Can they drink? Yes. Yes. Okay. Yeah. We encourage it. That is important. Yeah. But it does feel weird. You're like literally walking on like a theater. Yeah. And you're like, are we just doing our art? That's awesome. Yeah. Yeah. Like I might been up there and perform Broadway. Yeah. We're just like there. There should be an orchestra under the stage. Yeah. Yeah. It is just fun to, you know, see your people in the flesh.

Yeah. I think that's the best part of why it is. So we, neither of you have been to Vegas before. No. I was once. when I was selling t-shirts in another life. Miserable job. It was so bright. I couldn't open my eyes and it was so hot. I would walk around like this. Yeah.

Were you over 21? Yes. We kind of went out to one bar, but it was with coworkers and it was so awkward. I was like, I'm not going to pop my pussy in front of like Brad from HR. I feel like since getting married, you party more,

which is so aspirational. I mean, I'm learning and growing every week. Who knows what's going to have? Yeah. You are so unpredictable. at this point. I have no idea where you're going. I don't. I'm excited for you guys to go to Vegas, though.

I'm excited. The only time I've ever been to Vegas was when I was in fifth grade and it was awesome. Went to Eminem World. My parents made us come to the casinos. Her parents love them. They love gambling. They literally go to Vegas every single year except they have not gone this year, but they go to Atlantic City all the time. How do they deal? I love that. Huge gamblers.

How do they deal with losing? Not well. Because I dated a gambler once. They're huge gamblers. Ruin my trip. they love it. Anytime they can gamble. Blackjack? Wait, your parents sound like a lot of fun. They are a lot of fun.

They are a lot of fun. They are a lot of fun. It's good that they have a hobby. They don't have other hobbies besides that. I mean, they're not like a dick. Yeah, they're not like losing their refrigerator. No, no, no. We haven't lost property due to.

I mean, we're Italian. I may have had an uncle who, like, he went home. There's no dryer. They do say, there's gambling. They do say the refrigerator is the first thing to go. Yeah. Why is that an Italian family, like such a cliche that's true? That like we love gambling and we're like, whatever.

They go, Marie, I'll get it back and more. Don't worry. No, they are, there is definitely gambling problems in my family, but not, they're good. Their parents are so much fun. And they know when to like, all right, time to go to bed. So I went to one to hold them. I went to Atlantic City recently for, I don't want to get into it, whatever. She's really embarrassed

I'm not embarrassed It was very cool So then tell them why you were there I was I just don't know how to explain it So there was this country It's three words Music Festival

There was a country music festival I am not a country music fan Okay And neither really is my boyfriend But he is friends with Some of the Country music Yes

There were some perks Some of the country music stars So He was invited And it was awesome It was a lot of fun It was very cool to see Yes, they can. It was very cool to see, but my parents were like, oh, because they have points in Atlantic City.

I'll just say that Italian. Oh! They were like, we will come and get you guys a free room. Like, we won't come to the festival, but we'll show up and put your room under our name because we get rooms for free. So you guys don't have to pay for a room. We'll just come and get you guys rooms. So they came with my aunt and they gambled the entire day while we were at the country music festival. Oh, my guy. We came back. And apparently my dad was, like, the big, annoying drunk guy in the casino by the time we came back. So he's fun. Yeah, no, there are a lot of fun. They're a good time.

Wow, I want to go out with your parents. Oh, you would love it. They would love it. I also feel like Blackjack is so cool. Like, you're like, you know, drink and drink, you're just like, papa. Yeah. It's so, like, it's like a vibe.

And my mom, my mom smokes eggs, but you would never think it. She's, like, so pretty and cute. And, like, she turns into, she doesn't look like somebody. No, she does. And she does not like, you know, like, you know, People would be like, yeah, I'm sure. Like, if I show you a picture of my mom, you'd be like, no, she does not.

That's like Paige when she goes to a bar. She turns into Pam. Yeah. It's her alter ego. A different person's wrong. I've never chugged a beer. How dare you? Sorry, that was Becca.

I got you confused with Becca, my head, my other friend. But yeah, I dated this guy who was like a poker player, but like not real. Just at night in New York City, you'd make money. And we like, like underground poker. Yeah, it was like low-key hot until we started losing. But we were. went on a cruise, which was our first mistake. And the second one was like, he was like,

I'm going all in. And I was like, nervous. Like, that's nerve-wracking. And then he lost it all. And then he's like, we have to go. And you got kicked off the cruise? No. It was prepared. But like, how do you put them on the mood? The emergency boat. Send them back to land.

And I'm like, so you're a fucking loser? And you're broke? Like, I wasn't like trying to have sex with him that night. And then you immediately broke up after. Pretty much. Well, he took you on a cruise. Yeah. Ria has a gambling alter he goes.

Randy. Randy. Big Randy. Big Randy. She gets into the casino. She's adorable. She's so cute. She is,

she is an absolute angel. Are you guys gonna wear Ed Hardy ever? Again. I thought about it recently actually. Sorry, I just felt it. A good segue. No, I did think about it.

If anybody... I feel like you could pull it off. I was going to say... I do not think Fran could pull off at Hardy. And in the nicest way possible, I think I'm like... Thanks. You're more pet.

It's a compliment. No, I'm way too a compliment for that. Yeah, yeah. She's a preppy queen and you're Jersey Shore. Yeah. But you could do a good hat like. Right, right.

With a jean skirt. Yeah. A big mini skirt girl. I could see you in a trucker hat. I could see with jeans bedazzled in the butt. Yes, I could do. You would look sexy. I have these playboy pants that I wear often, not around here, but just like lounge pants.

You don't wear them to work? I actually did one time. One day and I did. It was the night before my birthday. And they just say Playboy, like, in rhinestones on my ass. That's suss. I feel like that's fine. You guys should do a barstool calendar, but like no nips.

And you guys and Joey. Yeah. It's not a bad idea. I think that's been floated around years ago, but I don't think it ever had made. I think they've done it with the guys. The girls, it was just like the guys can be like mean sometimes, so it feels like there would be a lot of like comparing and judging. Not the guys here.

Right. Maybe you don't do sexy. You do like bloated. so you get ahead of it. A bloated calendar. You just wear as much clothes as possible. It's a winter calendar. Fur coats.

Fur coats. Her coat is too bright. Yeah. Yeah. We'll just be it or like we're just Halloween costume but the blow up ones. The dinosaur.

I think it's funny that my friend is still texting me about your guys' last show. Have you broken the news that they're in the room? I was like I'm literally with them right now. And then one of them fell on stage. She got more honest once I said I'm literally with them.

Not about you guys. About the crowd? Yeah. She said some girl went on stage because she knew the kid on stage and she just wanted a picture. She was like. She also wanted to really roast him.

She was like, give me the mic. I'll roast him. And I was like, we're not trying to end this. She was like, I thought they were going to like hook up. No, no, we had this moment. Because you never know with live shows. This guy was on stage and we were like, he's single. And we were trying to see if he was like trash or not.

And this one girl goes, I have his number. And I was like, oh, yes, we're going to get some dirty hookup story or ghosting story. She comes up and she's like, I'm married. Can I get a photo? And we were like... He also, like, couldn't have been more of a gentleman in like the text messages. Yeah, he was like, hope you got home okay. Yeah.

Like, get off our stage. Oh, my God. Boo. You're boring. Yeah. But, you know, you got to try. You never know what'll happen. Yes.

I'm, guys, I feel like I have so much more I want to talk about. and I don't know where to start slash now I feel like Joey and Pat are going to get mad at us. What time are they supposed to be? They're fine. Yeah. I texted them. They're fine. Okay.

I want to talk about the U.S. Open. Of course you did. I want to talk about the U.S. Open because Rhee and I went for the first time is our first time ever going. We've never been before. Isn't it so regal? Just fantastic. I loved every aspect of the entire time.

And we saw Serena's last win ever. Not the last match. We didn't see her lose. We saw her. her win the last one. That match was incredible and I was like at a comedy club that night and I was Googling on my phone because I was working and I'm like Serena's about to beat the number two seat and no one cared around me and I was so upset. Was the energy insane? It was. It was so fun. Well there's nothing like a sports event in New York first of all. Yeah. Like I feel like New York fans no matter

she's a sports journalist. Yeah. Yeah. But my favorite part of the whole experience is the ref that when like the crowd is going crazy to get them to tell them to shut out. He says thank you. Yeah. And so I just like, I've implemented that. Oh my God. I felt like it was like, I've never worn in our time. I've never worn an hour time.

I've never worn an alpha like out of my life. I was really happy. No, I love that. She brought the energy with the outfit too. I'm just happy that tennis is becoming cool. Like, because growing up, I wasn't like a cool kid playing tennis. And now all the girlies want to do it. And I feel the fact that you guys support a sport like tennis.

I'm really happy. I was like, I'm bullied for it. I was bullied a couple times. I did think the outfits could have been better of the players. This is the problem. Adidas and them sit in a boardroom and they have to think of like an outfit. Then they are required to wear that. Like,

Am I going to get shit that I didn't like Serena Williams outfit? No. No, I didn't. I didn't either. She goes for like drama. Like she wants people to have. Which I appreciate. I mean, she wore let this thing.

She wore leather boots once. Like she does things to make to shake. Like to walk out onto the court. Yep. And she had to unzip them after the practice. Like she's just iconic. Yeah. But she makes people talk about tennis, which was never really done before.

And those drinks, they're so good. Oh, the honeyd-mountain-dew. The melons. That was $22. Yeah, that was counting. The chicken vendors were so good in the hot dogs. It is insane, but it is very good. You know what I should do?

I should do like a underground, like, cheaper honey-dew melon thingy on the side for $6 from D.HB. Honestly, though. You want a $6.00, not just a bag of cut melon. Just like cut melon and water bottles. Full of some magic mix. A Mets fan who just peed in it. Dude, does and Craig get along?

So that was, okay, so the first time It was my first double date. The first time they met was at... I saw the content. I was like, ooh, I hope they're getting along. The first time they met was at Hannah's wedding, so, like, they didn't really get to hang out. So this was our first double date,

and Craig didn't really know what was going on. So we watched Craig. With tennis. Yeah, we just, like, watched Craig do whatever Des did. And it was so cute. Like at one point, Des, like, stood up and Craig like then stood up and was like clapping.

And it was really adorable. Nothing bonds men over simple sports. And, like, Des will get so intense. And you could see, like, Des would stand up and Craig would be like, Yeah. Do you think their personalities, like, matched each other at all?

Yeah. I think they were, like, they talked the whole time and then we talked to the whole time. And Craig would, like, lean over and be like, you laugh so much when you're with Hannah. Oh, my God.

She's so cute. She's so funny. I'm like, step of your game. Am I as funny as hair? I'm like, oh no, but you're going to be okay. We really want to do a podcast where like Des is me and Craig is page and we just give them topics and have them. That would be so good. But I actually think they got along really well.

They did. Yeah, they showed up in the same outfit. Same outfit. They both love looking good and they both love a good gossip session. Yeah. Which is important for bonding. Yeah. Craig does love a good gossip.

Craig gives on them. We can't get him out the room when you know. And we're like, yeah, let's hear it. I love it. Keep telling us more. Hold on your ear off. We'll love it. And great restaurant recommendations because I've been back to Chinese tuxedo. Oh, yeah.

Multiple times now. Yeah, that's Craig's favorite. It was so good. I went this past weekend, actually. I brought another couple there. I took you there, didn't I? No, you didn't come to my birthday dinner. Oh. What a beautiful spot to end.

Interesting. Now we actually do because guys don't know Joey and Pat are like like us. We got to, next time you guys come and because we had the same problem when you were here but guys, they got to put our show after Joe. Yeah. Can we go after? Yeah. I mean, I don't choose these things. I know, I know.

They do it. I'll speak to the manager. I got to talk to somebody about that so that we can have more time and Joey and Packett less. We love stopping by you guys are the best. Yeah, thanks for having. I'm back anytime. Everyone listened to the Gatlew Squad, obviously, and you can go to their shows. You're doing more shows. We do have Atlanta coming up, which we are going to announce today. that I'm going to be in the Midwest, Chicago.

Go Badgers. Go Badgers, Wisconsin, Minnesota, Hennibrandt.com, and yeah, Giggly Squad. Amazing. TikTok. I don't know. Yeah. Haley Bieber. Haley's Instagram story.

Amazing. I love it. Thank you guys so much. Bye. All right, that wraps up today's episode of Chicks in the Office. Make sure you are subscribing to us on YouTube. We want to hit that 100K. Thank you to everybody who has subscribed.

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