Chicks in the Office - Kim & Pete Official, Shawn & Camila Breakup + Hannah Berner Interview
Episode Date: November 19, 2021Shawn Mendes & Camila Cabello split (19:45-27:45). Kim Kardashian & Pete Davidson are officially dating (27:46-36:14). Drake & Kanye reunite (38:14-43:18). Hannah Brown reveals she hooked up with Pilo...t Pete after his season of The Bachelor (43:19-52:59). Interview with Hannah Berner – talking her tour, leaving reality TV, wedding planning + more! (55:37-1:32:53). CITO merch > http://bit.ly/citomerch. Follow us on Instagram @chicksintheoffice and on Twitter @chicksintheoff + subscribe to our Snapchat show > http://bit.ly/thegroupchat & our YouTube > http://bit.ly/CITOYOUTUBE.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/chicks-in-the-office
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What's up, everyone?
It's Chicks in the Office with Rianne.
Give you that Friday energy on a Friday.
It always feels good to be giving it on a Friday.
It does.
Feels good to be back on the swing of things.
It's now the second one we're doing again, and we're back at it.
How are we doing, Fran?
Oh, wait.
First, before I...
Please don't tell me how you're doing yet, okay?
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What you're not into
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You wouldn't be listening to this show
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Friend how are we doing?
Oh no
I forgot you were going to ask me
I told you have a good answer
And I had a good one
And I forgot it
Yeah
I know, I know.
And now I got nothing.
It was a long week, but I feel,
I feel accomplished this week.
I think we got a lot done.
Yeah.
We had a bunch of interviews.
I was out doing a bunch of stuff.
I went to see,
I saw Wicked last night on Broadway.
I have seen it before,
but like when I was little,
I think like middle school,
maybe I went to go see it.
So it's been a long time.
Great show.
Great show.
is awesome. I haven't seen it in a while, but it's good.
I really, really do love Broadway shows. I just think they're so fun, just because I'm a musical gal.
And the Defying Gravity is a top five Broadway song, like, of all time, I think.
Like, when she, when she rises up in the air and, oh, it goosebumps every time.
The girl sitting next to me was very cute. She definitely, like, either was a massive wicked fan,
or just like loves Broadway.
But like she was wiping tears.
I could see her singing behind her mask
because she was very into it.
She was laughing really loud at all the jokes.
As she should be.
Yes.
And it was great.
A lot of people haven't been to a Broadway show in a while.
Do you have snacks when you're there?
You can, unfortunately, right now,
there's no eating or drinking.
Oh, that sucks.
Because of COVID, like,
because you have to wear your masks during the performance.
So, like, you can,
this is why.
you go to a football game, it's open air
and they say, you know, you wear your mask,
but you can also, you know, if you're actively
eating or drinking, they say it's okay.
Theater's such a small space and so many
people, and of course the actors can't wear
masks. So it's in order
to protect the people that are on stage
that were not like, you know, throw on
peanut M&Ms in our mouths. And so
yeah, that was a little disappointing. I'm not
going to lie, we went up and we're like ready to order
my red wine and my peanut M&Ms and goes
it down and the guy was like, you have
eight minutes
before like and then you've got to go into the theater
I was like oh shit never mind
that's one of the best things getting a little wine
and getting a little snack for the show
it was it was a beautiful theater
I love that like people like I hope people
do start going back to shows because they really are so great
I saw this guy in a he had
red sequin sneakers on
like his ruby he was ready
he was ready he was ready for Broadway
he was ready and it was really good
that's awesome
I love going to Broadway shows.
I had wine in my shower last night, something I've never done before.
Wine in the shower is great.
I have gotten my friends for like, you know, Secret Santa, like gag gifts where you only spend like 20 bucks.
The little holder.
Like you can get like one of the suction cup things to stick on your shower wall that holds the wine glass.
Yeah, I need that now.
I had one of the more terrible weeks I've had in a while.
Like I feel like every time I get on this podcast, I'm like, life's great.
I'm happy as can be.
Yeah.
I had a bad week.
I was very angry this week and in a bad mood.
It was a tough week.
It was a tough week for me, but things are looking up now.
I'm actually in a great mood today.
I had wine in my shower last night.
The weekend is coming.
I do feel...
Ever since the wine in the shower?
It really put me over the out.
You ever have an outdoor shower?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, I've done that before.
Yeah, that's refreshing.
But like to just genuinely pour a glass of wine and go and take a shower was like something
I just...
It was alone.
No bath?
I actually did do that in Florida last year.
I had some wine in the back.
I feel like with wine, it's easier like if you're sitting down.
No, it was like.
You a bath person?
Not at my own house, even though I have an incredible bath there.
I just, they're overrated.
They're pretty overrated.
But we accomplished a lot this week.
Yeah.
So I do feel good about that.
We're going to have a great weekend.
Thanksgiving's next week, which has been haunting me.
Because if you've been listening to this show since last Thanksgiving,
Thanksgiving last last Thanksgiving was terrible for me like just so bad in all ways,
shapes and forms. And we talked about it last night with my family. And they were,
yeah, they were just like, can you not ruin Thanksgiving this year? Maybe take it ease
on Thanksgiving, huh? They literally literally had this talk with me last night. They said,
can you just not ruin Thanksgiving? Yeah. I said, absolutely, I will not ruin Thanksgiving this year.
I'm in a way better place. Like that's not going to happen. I actually told the story.
the first time to a few people here that just,
I guess I never told it to them or whatever,
the other day and they were genuinely terrified.
Because I feel like I, like when I talk about the story,
I left out like some details.
One of the weirder things that have ever happened to me, for sure.
I feel like you're Kevin McAllister.
Of my family.
Yeah.
Pretty much.
That is so true.
We'll do like, do you want to give the,
I'm not asking you to tell the whole story again,
but maybe just a cliff notes.
because people might have missed it.
If you've missed this story,
I ate an edible on Thanksgiving last year.
And by the way, I haven't talked about this on Chicks in the Office.
I talked about them because we got high.
I've been smoking a lot less recently too,
just because I don't know.
I just feel like I, not that I should.
To be honest, you just, not even that you should.
It's just, I feel like you've been busier.
Yes.
Where like it's not even, like, of course you could,
but it's like you're busy and you're going from thing to thing to thing.
And then when you finish all the things, you're like, oh, I didn't smoke it all.
And I'm like, fine.
Right.
And it's been great because at the end of my night, I will maybe smoke.
And if I do, it's like one or two hits.
It's not like a full thing like I usually do.
And I don't in the morning anymore.
It's just because I'm busier and I'm keeping myself distracted.
And I think that I used to just smoke all day long because I wasn't that happy.
When we were working from home, too, it was so easy.
It was just constantly.
All the time.
So recently I just really haven't been smoking as much as I did and I feel great about it.
so that's why Thanksgiving will not be the same as last year.
But I had an edible on Thanksgiving last year.
My sister gave to me and it was just far too much.
I didn't know the milligrams and it was like way too much.
And I fully had a full on panic attack.
My aunt's a doctor, she felt my wrist.
She was like high 100s, almost 200s.
Like you're like genuinely having heart attack right now.
And I had a very, this is going to freak people out.
And it's what freaked me out a lot.
And I promise you I'm okay.
And this is right after this I got a therapist because this was like really insane.
I was so high and I felt like I couldn't control my body that I was sitting in my backyard
near the fireplace.
And like a happy but creepy song was playing like happy together, you know, I can't see me love.
That song was playing.
And I thought in my head, yes.
Makes me think of Ricky Friday.
Yeah.
Or the stepfather with Penn Badgeley and Amber Heard.
Oh, they play that.
They play the creepy version.
the creepy version.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I was sitting.
I can see me loving nobody but you for all my life.
And he meets the other family and he's ready to kill them again.
So that was playing and I was sitting in the chair in my backyard and I was genuinely gripping my chair being like, if I wanted to right now, I could get up, go into the kitchen, grab and I even stab my family.
Oh my goodness gracious.
I know.
It's crazy.
But that was a thought that I was having.
It's not that I, that sounds like,
No, I didn't want to, but it was like, I've had thoughts where it's like, it's crazy that like,
even if you're just holding a knife, you have the power to hand someone's life.
Yes. Oh, true.
Just like, it was one of those.
It was like, I couldn't stop thinking about having the power to do that.
I did not want to.
Yeah.
But I was like, I could do that right now.
And it's freaking me out that I could do that.
And it just sent me into a spiral.
My family threw me into the shower, going from hot to cold water.
Like, oh, it was a whole big thing.
And then I had family at my house and they had to leave.
and my dad was like, I'm so sorry.
Like, she's not overdosing.
Like, yeah, because I had younger cousins,
they thought I was on like severe drugs.
Because I was acting like a lunatic.
So this time, this time of the year, like now.
Traumatizing for them.
No, it's traumatizing for me.
It's like a weird time of the year for me now.
Are your parents allowed to host Thanksgiving again?
Oh, yeah.
We're having Thanksgiving again this year.
I just didn't know of like there was a family vote
where they were like, we're not going back to them.
We're having Thanksgiving.
Just Big Rea is not allowed to partake in any sort of drugs.
Yeah.
I'll have, I'll have wine.
or whatever, but it's a weird,
you'll only be overdosed on mashed potatoes,
am I right?
It's just a weird time of the year for me.
I like start thinking about how,
how a bad of a place I was in,
but it feels great to be in a great place now.
It's just so crazy to think about, like,
because I remember the next day.
I'm having like a weird, like I can't believe this year is like over.
And it also just feels like such a different lifetime.
Like last year at this time feels like,
and I think because this studio is now our own,
studio it didn't look like this last year it's just things changed so dramatically in my life yeah
that it freaks me out a little bit 2020 feels like a dream like it didn't happen and the move from
2019 to 2021 yeah right i'm gonna talk about it more on monday um because i'm just gonna save it because
i feel like we can do more thanksgiving talk but i do want to say like in the terms of things happening
like january's really not that far away um it's that's like it's so nuts but we're totally so
going into the swing of holiday stuff
and this is so off topic and is not even about
Thanksgiving but I'm going to change a subject because I want
to save my Thanksgiving thoughts
for next week.
They're doing a Harry Potter reunion.
It's coming out January 1st, got announced this week
and we don't have to talk about it too much but I
just want everybody to know how excited I am for that.
Emma Watson is not very active on social media
and she posted this whole Instagram, you know,
how Hermione's favorite characters
ever played so important to her and they're all
reuniting. It might have been our most
shared chicks in the office
social post. I saw Natalie
from the vlog squad post it.
She shared our chicks in the office post about it.
I was like, fuck you. Obviously, Josic and Sakeko, but that's our
girl. She always shares our shit, so thank you to that.
Honestly, it's impressive for something
so niche to be shared so many times.
It is. It is really crazy. Something so
niche in particular that
so many people care about it.
It truly, I'm not going to like.
I know, I know, but before we do that, I just want to say, I giggle every single time I post something Harry Potter, like, on my story or like Chicks in the Office does.
Without fail, there are floods of people who just say so niche.
It just makes me laugh every time.
So I feel like we need to make shirts that just say so niche, like really lean into it.
It makes me laughs every time.
Yeah.
Well, now that we're like referring to Noah a little bit, I like to jump in here.
And this is the one thing I will say.
Yeah.
This is the one thing I will say.
I know people were upset last week with Noah
about the Taylor Swift, Jake Gyllenhaal conversation.
And I'm gonna-
see that was this week, but yeah.
It was this week, sorry, just times a blur.
I want to jump in and say one thing.
And I am not defending Noah's takes
about Jake Gyllenhaal or Taylor Swift,
but I will defend Noah's character
and say that he is not a sexist, misogynistic pig.
Noah is quite the opposite of that.
I will say, we wouldn't employ him if he was.
We know Noah very well, and he is not like that at all.
I could promise you that.
I want that on record because as much as you're upset
with his take, I don't like the people
being, like, maliciously
mean to Noah. Like, it upsets me that people
like, people were writing that they like
feel uncomfortable.
And that upset me. I was like, you don't
feel uncomfortable around Noah. He's a great guy.
And he's just a devil's advocate. Yes,
he loves playing devil's advocate. I like to argue.
Yeah, he loves arguing. He loves being inquisitive.
And he also loves pushing my buttons. So when
I'm very passionate about something, he
could not even agree with what he's saying,
but he's going to say it because it's going to push my
And for the sake of the podcast, it adds a little fun.
It adds something a little extra.
He's really like, yes.
Noah's a stand-up guy, and I just want that on record.
100%.
I was getting upset.
I was like, this is, the fact that they're like making him sound like an uncomfortable
creep is bothering me because he's just not like that at all.
Not at all.
So I'm glad we got that out there.
Yeah, I agree.
Let's get into the topics.
We got a lot of fun topics to talk about.
We have Sean, Mendez and Camilla Cabo broke up.
I said fun topics.
We got a lot of fun topics to talk about.
about we're going to be. Well, here's the thing, and this is fucked up. I know it is. But when a big
breakup happens and it lines up with the same day we're recording, we do get a little gating about it.
I texted the group when you guys were talking about it. I saw it when I saw it when I was
leaving Wicked and I was like, damn, big couple breakup. It's a good thing we're recording
tomorrow. Because when it happens, if they broke up on Friday, we'd be like, fuck. Or when it
happens on a Monday, it's like then we have bachelor stuff and then Friday comes. It's like, it's not
Does it hit as hard?
Shut out Sean and Kamala.
I was going to say, thanks, Sean and Kamala.
We'll also talk a little bit about
Kyga Gerber and Jacob.
Alorti breaking up
in that as well. Pete Davidson celebrated
his birthday with Kim Kardashian, Chris Jenner,
and Flav of Flav. And Hannah Brown
released,
she's coming out with a new book.
And she released a little story about
Peter Werber that we will talk about
as well. And Drake and Kanye
have reunited and the internet
was shocked.
Yeah.
but also not at the same time.
Like, who knows what's going on with those too?
I will talk about it, but like Justin Bieber was so hyped about that.
He literally tweeted out the picture.
Like, not even just Instagram.
He went to Twitter.
It's really...
Which he rarely uses.
To just post him and write like, love this.
It's really funny when you see other huge, big name stars get excited about seeing the same
things we do.
And then we have a great interview slash conversation with Hannah Burner.
I wouldn't really call it an interview, but it was a lot of fun.
And I think you guys will really enjoy that.
So let's get into it, starting off.
with Sean and Camilla.
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Sean Mendez and Camilla Cabello have officially announced their breakup on Instagram on Wednesday night.
They did a joint Instagram story together, obviously. And I thought that this announcement was a little bit
different than any other breakup announcement we've had. I liked it because even though I'm kind of
anti when they just post the same exact thing.
It felt like it was actually written by them.
It was more casual.
It wasn't like, we have an announcement and we are amicably splitting.
Like it was like, hey, guys, we've decided to end our romantic relationship, but our love for one another as humans is stronger than ever.
We started our relationship as best friends and will continue to be best friends.
We so appreciate your support from the beginning and moving forward, Camille and Sean.
Now, do you...
Short and sweet.
Short and sweet, but questions here.
I honestly, I didn't think these two were going to like really, you know.
I went back and forth.
When they first started, it was like, no.
And then after like a year, I was like, maybe.
But everyone after a year, you're like, maybe.
They made it to one year.
Who knows?
And then now it's so easy to go back and be like, ah, we knew they were never going to last.
Right.
I wouldn't say we knew that they were never going to last.
But do you think that that is a real statement that they will continue to be best friends?
because I don't think it is possible
to continue to be best friends with somebody
that you genuinely like love in a romantic way.
Like I think it's hard to be friends with somebody
that you really like.
Unless they just genuinely both don't really like each other anymore
and they could just be friends.
You know what I'm saying?
But that doesn't make sense then.
No, no, no.
But if you really wanted to spend time with him,
wouldn't we just stay dating?
No, no, no.
But you can, this is a thing.
you can be best friends with your boyfriend or girlfriend
and slowly lose the romantic, like, sexual side of it.
Yes.
But still really be best friends.
It's like when people joke that your boyfriend or girlfriend,
it just turns into your roommate.
And you're like, you know, do I even, like, where's the tension?
Like, am I attracted to this person?
Like, we've just kind of become best friends.
So for them, I feel like potentially,
it could be possible.
They were such good friends before.
The only thing that is going to matter so much is time.
Like I think down the line, yeah, of course you can be friends.
But right off the bat, you're not going to be friends.
You're not going to be chatty.
And as soon as one of them starts dating someone else, the other one's going to be
butt hurt.
Like there's no way that they can, you can just like, Sean's not going to be like,
hey, bestie, just went on a date with so and so.
Like, no.
Unless you truly do not have feelings for that person anymore.
Right.
Unless all sexual.
chemistry, everything is out the door.
It's one Harry Metellie.
If everything is gone, then yeah,
you got, like, fully, you could be friends.
Yeah.
But if, no, like, if you still, like,
get jealous, I would put it that way.
Like, if thinking about that person with somebody else
makes you jealous or mad, there's no way you're going to continue to be friends.
Especially best friends, like besties.
Like, all right, Sean and Camilla, you guys aren't besties now.
That's not real.
Yeah.
So, I think it was.
I agree.
A perfectly fine, obviously, they don't owe us anything.
Like, tell us however you want.
But I wonder what happens from here.
I'm going to be honest.
Like, I'm interested in what?
And what happens?
Can I say I'm more interested in what romance-wise, like relationship-wise, where
Sean Mendez goes.
That was what I was going to say.
Yeah.
And also on top of that, they had so many songs together, we're going to lose that.
I feel like they always had great collabs.
No, friend, they're besties.
they're still going to perform together.
They're not collaborating.
They're fucking best.
More slow walks around the neighborhood.
Who knows?
I'm also, I'm more interested to see where Sean Mendoz goes as well.
Yeah.
I really, I'm not the biggest Camilla Cabo fan.
It's not that I don't like her or overly like her.
I just really, you know.
Yeah.
I'm not as intrigued as I am with Sean Bandez.
Yeah, I agree with you.
And I don't know, it's tough because Camilla Cabo music-wise,
like her music is so huge.
And she is a star.
But I put Sean, like I think Sean Mendez is more.
Yeah, it was one of those TikTok she had that just like, oh my God, I think everyone could
remember it, right?
There was one TikTok.
I like some of her TikTok.
No, there was one TikTok.
No, no, no.
There was one TikTok that was genuinely one of the worst videos I have ever seen.
And now I got to find it.
Is that not one of the worst things you've ever seen?
Yeah.
Come on.
Come on.
I don't have a strong emotion to that.
We don't have a strong emotion to that.
I don't have a strong emotion to that.
Weird.
All right.
I wish I didn't have a strong emotion to it, but I do.
I have a very strong emotion to it.
I hated it.
And, I mean, it's high school musical.
I like high school musical.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
She fucking murdered that song.
Yeah, I don't know what she was doing to that.
I'm trying to the spa.
Yeah, yeah, I don't know.
Definitely weird.
I don't hate her.
I just hate it that video.
No, definitely weird.
That is the...
That's the end of Camille and Sean.
That's it.
We're not going to see.
them wearing matching outfits.
We're not going to see them
performing together on stage.
I think that's it.
It's also the end of
Kyah Gerber and Jacob Allerty.
Yeah.
Also one where it's like
they're just too young, you know.
I wasn't shocked by this one.
A lot of sightings of Jacob and Kaias
separately at things that they probably should be
together if they were a couple.
So I feel like we saw that coming.
She deleted all of pictures with him
on her Instagram
and
Yeah
Joey King is in a relationship
But
No
They were ever going to reunite
No
Kissing Booth 4
I've had enough kissing booths
I think we've gotten enough kissing booths
I think would you agree
No
Did you ever watch Kissing Booth free?
No but do you know that the kissing booth is like my sister's favorite movie
Like the first one
She loved that one
I remember when it came out
She'll text me randomly and be like,
I really think this is one of my favorite movies ever.
And my sister is a like movie connoisseur.
Yeah.
Very, she likes a lot of old, old time movies,
like black and white movies.
Like, she's seen it all.
And for some reason,
she just loves the kissing booth.
And that's one of those movies she would make fun of us for watching
because she refuses to watch high school musical
because she's like,
think she's better than it.
Yeah.
The kissing booth though?
Loves it.
Kissing booth three.
Yeah.
You never watch.
it.
What's his face?
The friend, and I'm forgetting all their
character's names,
is like the worst character in movies.
Like, I remember you talking about this.
Yeah.
It's just like, just let her
date and stop
being such a freak about having to go to
college together.
I don't know.
Anyways.
It reached like a very weird point.
It was like, you got your own girlfriend and worry about, dude.
Like, anyway.
Anyway, Jacob and Kai are done.
possibly he could still be there.
And I feel like we have not seen him.
Maybe because euphoria hasn't come back in so long,
but I do think it's coming back soon.
So that'll be big.
But yeah, those two, two insanely beautiful young people
who in Hollywood, not going to last.
Too young and beautiful.
Yeah, there's so much to be had.
Exactly.
Way too much, way too many people to flirt with, go out with.
They're far too young.
Far too young.
That's all right.
They'll be okay.
Things are really getting serious with Pete and Kim.
I hate to break it to you, Fran.
You were so wrong because page six has just announced.
Every episode, I'm just more and more wrong.
Right. Page six announced that they are officially dating.
Fiscality dating.
Kim and Pete and Pete Davidson are officially dating.
Fuck yes.
I'm so hyped over this.
And Pete Davidson celebrated his birthday with Kim Kardashian, Chris Jenner, Flavor Flav.
And Chris, Kim and Pete were wearing matching skim's pajamas.
All of them.
her a little bit right now.
It does look a little bit like Friends Blazers, so she's matching with them too.
But they're so in.
And Dumas posted a little something that was like, look out for this new couple for like a triple date vacation.
Holy shit.
I'm thinking Pete Kim.
Holy shit.
I'm thinking Pete Kim, Travis Courtney, Megan and MGK are all going to go on a tropical
vacation together over the holidays and we're going to lose our fucking months.
They're in, they were in or not on.
on Instagram currently looks like Courtney and Travis are in Cabo.
They've been doing a whole big Travis birthday celebrations.
But yeah, some kind of holiday like, New Year's Eve.
Pete and Kim will be the first to break up, but it's going to be a little bit.
They're going to go on a New Year's Eve trip.
They are.
And guess what?
They're going to post a picture of all three of them kissing at the same time on New Year's Eve.
Don't you think?
Yeah, it's so possible.
It's so possible.
They're officially dating.
And I've officially lost my chance
It'd be Davidson
It's so far gone
The news of their budding romance
Comes after several dates
In Davidson's native NYC
And Kardashians' hometown of L.A.
The King of Staten Island star
Most recently traveled to California
For his birthday on Tuesday
And spent time at the Keeping Up with
The Kardashians alum's mom
Chris Jenner's Palm Springs Mansion
With Flav a Flav
Flav a Flav was the one
To post this picture
Number one
on his Instagram
and
Pete,
Kim, Chris
are all in
Skim's pajamas
Did they like the picture
any of them
because I wonder if he got
permission to post it.
Well, this is,
that's,
I said this recording the group chat.
Like,
I wonder if they took these pictures
and never thought
anyone would see the light of day
and it's like, oh,
but then Flavavavis
It looks like a professional.
No, can I tell you
that's an edited photo
that Kim Kardashian knew
was going up on Flavlave's Instagram.
You think?
Because she would, that picture, Kim Kardashian,
obviously she looks great,
but it looks like the picture was edited.
Why are they with FlavorFlafe?
That's why I don't know.
It just looks like a professional photo.
Like it looks like it was taken by a photographer.
Yeah, like a real camera.
Yeah, or whoever someone has a real camera.
The caption was,
Flav or Flav!
Celebrating my adopted son, Pete Davidson's birthday.
News, also, sign note,
just news that Pete Davidson and Flav of Flavent are that close?
I don't know if he just,
it sounds like they just met.
and he's just like being sarcastic.
Are you sure?
I feel like it.
I feel like.
Why would he be,
I don't think he's friends with Chris and Kim?
No, but he was like,
oh, I never gave my clock to someone.
That sounds like he just met him.
Pete, I never took a clock off my neck to give to someone.
You'll be the last person I do this for.
It looks real good on you.
Happy birthday.
Hashtag Pete Davidson.
Hashtag flavor, flag.
Hashtag father and son.
Hashtag adopted.
I think they knew each other.
I think it's a joke.
I think it's a joke.
Right?
I don't take that seriously.
I don't know.
I mean, it's...
No, I know they're not really...
No, I know.
But I think they...
Do you think that they have some kind of relationship?
I'm sure they've hung out a couple times before I've made some jokes.
It would be extremely random for Flavor Flav to just randomly be invited to Pete Davidson's
intimate birthday at Chris Jenner's Palm Springs house.
I feel like Chris or Kim would be the connect, not him, but...
I don't think so.
I think it's Pete.
I think Pete knew Flavor Flavre before.
I think it's Pete.
What a random friendship if that's true.
I love every aspect of that picture.
I love every aspect of that picture.
about Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson being together.
Like, I, I just think, I think it can't get better than that.
For, like, couples that you wish to see together in a universe that makes zero sense.
Yeah.
Is Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian?
Yeah.
Oh, for sure.
Also, I say makes zero sense, but, and it's one of those conversations.
Now where, like, any people from Hollywood could start dating and will be like, sure.
Right.
And I do think that just Pete Davidson's a real likable guy.
Clearly.
Yeah, I agree.
I was scrolling TikTok and a video came up of Pete Davidson roasting the Jonas Brothers.
Have you seen that?
Of who?
Roasting the Jonas Brothers.
Pete Davidson?
Yeah, it was like part of the roast.
Yeah, yeah.
But it was funny.
He's part of the roast.
I'm trying to look to see if there is a, if there's any kind of meat, like,
if there's any kind of explanation for Pete Davidson and Flav of Flav being.
connected.
Like none of the Kardashians
like that picture.
No.
Or interacted with it.
I'm reading this article.
It says,
Flavor Flav seems to also be calling
Davidson his quote,
adopted son,
which prompts me to ask,
why?
It's like, yeah,
why is right.
Honestly, kind of crazy
that photo only has like
49,000 likes.
I would have thought it would have blown up.
It has blown up,
but I feel like it's blown up
because other people have shared it.
Like, I bet you,
I bet you that has
Okay so that has that many likes
But like now go look at like
Did comments by celebs post a picture of it?
Or no
Or like I bet you did like E News or something
Yeah
Let's see
I don't know they did they did
Oh they did yeah
It has a hundred twenty five thousand
Right so
I just
Yeah it really I don't know
I don't I guess if somebody could please
Give me an explanation of who side
Of this relationship flavor flavor is on
I would like to know.
I don't even know why we care so much about that.
Flavor Flav in any room, I feel like it's like he doesn't fit.
I just feel like he, I feel the opposite.
I feel like it's Flav of Flav.
He can fit in anywhere.
I'm just looking for context.
But it's like, who do you know here?
Wait, no, wait, wait, wait a second.
I have context on the photo.
I think I have context.
I was watching a Comedy Central roast a couple weeks ago, an old one, Flavor
Flav and Pete Davidson both on it.
There you go.
So you're on my side that it's coming from Pete.
I think it's coming from Pete.
And I really do think.
That's true.
I believe that.
I'm thinking back because I was watching a lot.
I was like watching Best of Comedy Central Rose.
Is it Bieber?
No, I was just watching like a compilation of all.
And I'm pretty sure Flav of Flav and Pete Davidson were on and I think they made jokes together.
If I'm recalling correctly.
So I think it's, I think it is a Pete Davidson thing.
Just unbelievable that he is the one to post this picture of like there were.
To blow up the internet.
Right.
There were whispers that they had spent the birthday together and like,
oh, maybe they're at Chris's house in Palm Springs.
But there was no evidence until Flavor Posted this picture of them.
And just the fact that he's like, he's in the name of the father.
He's in the pajamas?
And in the name of the father, the son and Flava Flav.
Yeah.
He's in the pajamas.
So good.
They're in matching PJs.
Pete Davidson and Chris Jenner are matching PJs.
I wouldn't want it any other way.
Do you think he goes around the house calling her mom?
I hope so.
As a joke?
Yes.
Like as a joke.
Pete is definitely calling Chris Mom.
Do you think he's starstruck ever?
Do you think he thinks to himself like, wow, like I'm with Kim Kardashian?
Yes.
Yes.
I think any, 100%.
I think even Kanye when he was with Kim Kardashian was like, wow, I'm with Kim Kardashian.
Like, because he's not, he's our age.
So like 10 years ago, Kim Kardashian was Kim Kardashian.
He was like a kid.
Yeah.
And I'm sure he says it to them.
Like, I think that Pete's just that kind of guy.
Yeah.
Good for Pete.
Happy 28th birthday, Pete.
Celebrated in style, big time, skim style, crazy.
Kim, you dog.
I'm just, I'm happy for Kim.
I keep saying so happy for Kim.
I just feel like Kim's, it makes me think that things got dark with Kanye and it just like was not fun and there was no like laughter and like light in that time that she just went for the polar opposite.
Like I'm going for the guy that's going to make me laugh.
24-7 and like I can just have fun with.
And that is Pete Davidson.
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These two reunited Drake and Kanye.
Didn't see it coming.
Didn't really think that this was something that was happening anytime soon.
But they reunited in Toronto apparently.
They were at a Dave Chappelle show.
And they're in the crown.
They went to dinner posting pictures with each other.
And yeah, I guess we don't really have too many details besides the fact that they
They're hanging out.
Actually, I think I was at Drake's house Dave Chappelle was at.
Oh.
Yeah, I think that's what he said.
Dave Chappelle went, was...
They were all at Drake's house.
But it looked like Dave Chappelle was like doing stand-up.
Yeah, no.
But he was like, he said like this guy, this Canadian, like, we're all here.
Like, I think it was definitely at Drake's house.
Interesting.
Very interesting.
I think that, I don't know, did Pete Davidson bring these two together?
Was something they bonded over?
I don't know what made them decide.
they were going to be friends, but
listen, I think that...
It seems like maybe Kanye is trying to make amends.
Kanye probably feels like he doesn't want to get kicked out of this world.
So he's like, all right, let me start getting friends with everyone again.
Can you apologize to soldier boy?
Yeah.
That's what I'm saying, like, is he...
It could be that.
Maybe he feels like he burned bridges that he's trying to repair at this point.
Can't let him and Pete have all the spotlight.
He's going to reunite with an enemy to take over a little bit.
The only thing I care about, truly, I don't give a fuck of these two are friends.
Make music together.
Be so good.
Some all-time songs.
are with Drake and Kanye.
I think people forget that.
Forever.
Forever is one of the greatest rap songs to ever exist.
Those two together
are so good.
That's all I want.
Don't even be friends.
Just make an album together.
Kanye Drake album together
would be,
it would just blow everything out of the stratosphere.
It wouldn't even be close.
I feel like all of those,
I now have to bring up every song that they've done together.
Oh yeah, that's the first thing I thought of.
Well, because think about this.
When Meek and Drake were fighting and then they made up, everyone was like, they're going to make a song together.
And what they do, they made a song together going bad.
It wasn't that good.
But it was fine.
Drake and Kanye, like, they just, what did Kanye bleach his eyebrows?
Is that something that happened?
He looked like he had no eyebrows in all the pictures.
He's really experimenting with his looks.
If you just listen to Connie, Connie's just like,
uh-huh.
Like, they're both just like, yeah.
Like, it's such a, it's.
Drake, like, walked away, like, at some point.
The, the fact that Justin Bieber, like,
screenshoted that video of, like, the two of them,
I got to go and look at the...
I want to find...
Did he say, like, this friendship or, like, love this,
or, like, it was something like that.
Oh, I'm not Jeremy Bieber.
I'm not Jeremy Bieber story.
Are we talking about Justin's dad?
Yeah.
Where is it?
Oh, he wrote Love to See It at Kanye Westatrick.
It's so funny.
Love to see it.
I wonder what the initial, like, I wonder what happened.
Did you guys know that Drake helped Kanye write Father Stretch My Hands Part 1 and 30 hours on The Life of Pablo?
Yeah, because remember in the disc track, he was like, Father had to stretch my hands out.
Yep, yep, yep, yep.
All options are on the table here for these two, I feel like.
And I'm not going to lie, I do think Kim and Pete might have something to do with this.
I think so too. And here's the thing, I rather Drake and Kanye be friends than beef.
I know that everyone likes a little good fight here and there. I rather these two be together.
Yeah. And I do think a lot of the, not necessarily the beef, because I know there's been tons of other stuff involved.
But with Kim, I'm out of the picture now, at least kind of. I don't know. It's so weird because it's like they're not devour.
forced officially and Kanye's talking about their marriage.
She's dating Pete Davidson now.
It's, we're in like, Kimier limbo.
Kanye needs friends.
He loves that.
He needs support.
Any of that Kanye interview?
No.
But, like, they brought up, like, you know, the whole versus thing where I just go against,
he was like, him and Drake, like, that's a possibility that they would do that.
And it's like, I wonder who would win.
I feel like Kanye, but I don't know.
Hmm
We're like
No, hold hands
And make music together
That would be unreal
No, it would be
Yeah
But remember Lil Wayne and Drake
Used to go
They had that tour
When they went head to head
It was the Drake versus Lil Wayne tour
Well
You don't remember that
Don't look at me
I'm not as knowledgeable about Lil Wayne
Don't look at me
Drake and Lil Wayne did a
Versus tour together
Yes
And then they like
Perform the songs
That they have it together
Yeah
It feels like just the beginning of something now.
The start of something new.
Start of something new for these two.
Yeah, it does.
Can't believe we just used a high school musical song
to describe Kanye and Drake.
They would love that.
But it feels accurate.
A little Bachelor Nation update.
First of all, for us, Hannah Brown is back on Chicks in the Office next week.
We're talking about her book.
Ria and I have read a majority of this book.
got we got access to it to do the interview.
We can't talk about what's in the book because it's not out yet.
And the episode comes out next week.
She'll be on Wednesday's episode next week.
Really great interview, by the way.
Great interview.
Now, of course, this is the timeline of things that happen.
So she comes on, we do the interview.
We have to save it until next week.
Yeah.
But, you know, to promote books as one does, they, her, like, team gives outlets an excerpt.
To say, like, oh, buy Hannah Brown's book here.
It's what's in it.
coming out November 23rd.
And so the part that they put out, smart, juicy as fuck, is the part that Hannah and
Peter had a reconnection of sorts after Peter was done with his season.
Yes.
So the timeline now is very blurry for a lot of people.
Everyone's kind of confused.
And everybody is reacting about this.
And we talk about this with Hannah, but like Peter put out a podcast episode about it too.
they didn't know like everything that was going to be put out.
So like Peter's talking about it and he's like,
I love Hannah to come on the podcast.
Let's talk it out.
It's like, of course you would.
Pete.
He literally said this is probably going to be our biggest episode ever.
You need those numbers, Pete.
We get it.
He's like, is this probably going to be our biggest episode ever.
Ad dollars are falling short.
We're talking about Hannah.
We're talking about Hannah Brown here.
And I'd like to say that in, and you guys will hear this,
in the interview with Hannah, I refer to the story.
We didn't know, like all these articles came out after the interview
interview and we were like fuck but I refer to the story you'll know what we're talking about
because I say to Hannah I say there's a story about you and Pete that I think a lot of people will find
very relatable yeah and that is this story that is now going around now so yeah just a heads up
we recorded that interview before this all came out right and it's for us now for us to explain
our timeline is right it's like what are these two have any mean to do with it we don't
everyone's confused by their timeline yeah but that's our timeline but yeah so you know this goes
out and everybody's reacting right
like Kelly's liking comments
and Hannah Ann
posted a TikTok being like
trust your instincts ladies like
it's all these when the real tea gets spilled
I just kind of want
like sorry Pete
I kind of just want like a
ex-girlfriend roast I think it's like a
John Tucker must die situation
Hannah Brown and Kelly Flanagan to just like
I must have to be there oh
Trent brought up this idea the other night
and he was like, I just want them to all
have a reunion where it's just these
these girls. Those girls
Peter Jed Tyler. Yes.
And Barb. And Barb. And Barb has to be there. And why not?
Just for this time only, we bring back Chris Harrison.
I just. Like, for a one time only,
we get Chris Harrison in and we just do this whole thing.
I would pay to see that. Oh, I would
let it. It was like that is a pay-per-view event. Right. If they put it behind a paywall,
I would spend $69.
And I think that's like usually how much fight costs these days.
I would spend that money on this because holy shit, they need it.
They all need to sit out and air every part, every timeline to make Peter look like a piece of shit.
Because let me tell you, I don't want to go too in on Peter because I know he talks highly of us.
He hasn't ever put us down.
But I think this man has screwed over multiple women.
And I think they're all finding out about it.
Just like a little bit of a fuck boy.
And I think that this book is going to, I think Hannah Brown's,
book is going to blow up a lot of things. You know what's crazy? When he was on the bachelorette as his
contestant, everyone was like, oh, he's the nice guy. Like, he's the nice, everyone thought he was a great guy.
I know, I know. And I just, like, the book, we said it with Hannah. We're going to say it again.
And if you couldn't tell from the fact you put this, like, this story is, um, the one that is now in
the press. It's a juicy book. There's a lot of good stuff in it. It's like, it's like actually
going to make Ria like read a full book. No, I really will because we talked about this with her as well.
A lot of times these bachelor people, they put out a book or celebrities in general, right?
They put out a memoir and you think you're going to get a lot of shit.
And you do sometimes.
You get a lot of juicy things.
I think Jessica Simpsons was one where we were like, oh, wow, we learned a lot about her and John Mayer.
And Demi Moore, I think that we learned a lot from her too.
But there's sometimes when you read a book and you're like, this person did this for a money grab.
Right.
Hannah Brown's book genuinely has shit in there that everyone has been wondering and wanting to know about for a long time.
and I really recommend people buy it and read it
because if you're into this world
you're gonna go whoa
like you're gonna be like wow she really gave it to us
because there's stuff about everybody else too
okay so Hannah
I'm looking at the Bachelor data account like made a whole
timeline right so
Hannah finale Jed breakup Tyler C
let's get drags that's July 30th
2019
August
2nd 2019
Tyler spotted leaving Hannah's apartment
August 4th
Tyler spotted with Gigi Hedeed.
Oh my God.
The fact that that was two days of progress.
August 20th,
I know.
August 2019, Peter and Kelly meet prior to Peter's season at a party at that,
whatever, the wedding situation.
Peter's season begins filming September 2019.
September 2019.
Hannah, after just being like, after just spending a night with Tyler or whatever,
hanging out with Tyler in August, Hannah crashes a date on Peter's season.
Lots of tears, she wrote on the timeline.
Tyler and Gigi break up October 3rd, 2019.
Hannah and Tyler see each other at the People's Choice Awards, November 10th, 2019,
and then November 20th, November 2020, Peter's season finishes filming.
And then, so now we go to, oh wait, no, actually that's November 2019.
That's a typo.
November 2019, Peter's season finishes.
January 2020, Peter's season starts, which is also when Hannah and Peter and
and break up in January.
So lost. Wait, you said Peter's season starts.
Yeah, no, Peter's season finished filming November 2019.
It aired on TV January 2020, but at that point, Peter and Hannah Ann were having issues.
So then Peter and Kelly see each other at the Super Bowl, which she has said, you know, there was some flirtation.
And then they're seen together at a club.
That's all beginning of February.
Hannah, and so this is where this story falls in.
Yeah.
Hannah, apparently, as Hannah Brown said,
Peter was like, I want to talk to you.
Things didn't work out with Hannah Ann.
Then I tried to make things worth it with Madison,
but I don't know where that's at.
It's like, I'd love to, like, let's catch up.
And that was after Dylan and Hannah G's engagement party.
Hannah and Peter hook up after seeing each other at Hannah G's party.
That's February 26th, 2020.
So this is why, like, Kelly was like on her story.
where he's being like, I got to write a book.
If Kelly Flanagan, the beginning of February,
I'm pissed right now.
The beginning of February,
she had like, was kind of reunited with him
at the Super Bowl stuff.
Yes.
And then quickly after that was when the world shut down.
So then February 29th is when Tyler's mom passed away.
And so after that, March, early March
is when Hannah was spotted in Jupiter with Tyler.
And then everything shut down.
And then Peter was at Kelly's in Chicago.
And what the date she has on here, which, and Peter commented, he was like, you're missing pretty good, but like you're missing some stuff. So who knows? But this is what the public has, right?
Maddie and Peter, like official breakup was March 13th, 2020. So that's after the stuff with Hannah Brown.
And March 14th, Tyler picks up Hannah at the airport. Bam, locked down. She's in Jupiter. And then Kelly and Peter spotted in Chicago March 26th.
head is spinning.
Head is spinning.
There's really not what.
It's very hard.
It's honestly really hard to go through the whole thing.
Did Tyler and Hannah make that YouTube video?
That was like during the quarantine?
That was almost after quarantine.
Wow.
Yeah.
Oh no.
That was, oh, she has it on here.
She's so good.
Bachelor Data.
Hannah and Tyler release YouTube title,
What Really Happened?
October 6th, 2020.
Yeah.
A lot to take in.
A lot.
A lot.
and these ladies are going to speak.
They're going to start talking because now that Hannah put this in a book
and that book's going to come out, all their stories are going to come out.
Someone give Kelly Flanagan a book.
Kelly Vannigan, come on the podcast.
She was like, I will, you guys think I should write a book.
Yeah, Kelly, you want to come back here and talk to us?
Kelly Flanagan, please come back on the podcast.
Yeah, as soon as the book's out, you come back on this.
Yeah, and yes, Peter does talk.
This is a thing about Peter, right?
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Kudos, you know, Hannah Brown put a lot of her, like a lot of her side of things in this book.
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All right, everyone, we are here with a very special guest.
We have Hannah Burner back on the podcast.
Last time we recorded with you in Paige in another studio.
Now you are in this studio.
Hell yeah.
Welcome back to the show.
What great energy. Thank you for having me.
It's a nice room, right?
Yes, and Rhea and her blazer makes me feel like she's going to fire both of us.
Oh my God, I'm so sorry.
So we've been talking about Ria's earring for the last 30 minutes.
I've been causing a rucket this morning.
Maybe.
No, no, it's because I've been causing a ruckus this morning.
It is one of my, the guys in the office still do that all the time.
And that's like my favorite thing to be like, well, actually I'm Fran, but thanks.
And then you just walk away.
And then they're like, oh, shit, sorry.
You are wearing a blazer today that has, it threw me off when I walked into work.
I saw you in the radio room recording and I was wearing another outfit and I walked in
and I was like, oh, it's in a blazer.
And I immediately like took off my outfit, found all different things around the office and put on a new outfit.
You're very intimidating.
You're making everyone nervous around you.
So you're saying the catalyst for changing your entire outfit was actually this blazer?
It was the blazer.
It was like.
What?
Now I want to take it off.
No, no.
It's a great thing.
You think you want.
No, no.
I don't know. Now I'm like, fuck.
This is the main character energy we need.
You said it to her when she walked in.
Don't write this movie for her right now, right now.
Oh, hell yeah.
Like this movie for you right now is like you're like a boss, business woman who's kind of like messy.
In sneakers.
In her outside world, she's like a little bit of a mess.
But when she comes to work, she's all buttoned up and something crazy happens.
We don't know what yet.
She instills fear and everyone around her.
But deep down, she's working through some marital stuff at home.
Yeah.
Yeah.
There you go.
Yeah, that's perfect.
But this is so funny because I went on a podcast in L.A.
And I ended it with this long speech of like, I'm so happy you guys had me on this pod.
I love this pod so much.
I told my publicist I wanted to be on it.
And then I said the wrong podcast name.
Like I just fucked up the name of the pod.
Do you know the name of our podcast?
Chicks in the room.
Nailed it.
That's what we go with.
It's like if anything, it's just like right over there.
It's like when you did, when you were in school and you had a test.
and there was something like a map in the room and the teacher didn't cover it and you were like, yes, let's not tell the teacher they didn't cover the map and you have to fill out the map, it's right there, hang.
Hell yeah.
So when you want to do that speech at the end of this, we got you.
Yeah.
How are you doing?
Are you exhausted?
You're just like nonstop on the move, I feel like.
I'm doing well, but I do want to say people are like, oh, you're killing it.
You're doing all these stand-up shows.
I'm avoiding my own thoughts.
Yeah, yeah.
You know, like, when you're really busy, you have to check in on your friend.
It'd be like, you're good.
What are you running from?
But I feel like when I have anxiety, my thing is I don't want to sit in it.
I want to try to fix things and do stuff.
And for my thing, I had like, I've moved on from a previous career of reality TV entertainment, which was so good to me, kicked my ass out.
And then I was like, I want to now find that next thing that brings me joy.
And I've been working on comedy for a while.
And now I'm like just fully immersing myself into it.
So what are you running from?
No, I think I'm.
So let's unpack that.
Well, I think I'd gone through a while where, like, I didn't have creative control of anything,
and I didn't feel like I had a voice.
So now, like, stand-up is the ultimate, like, me just, like, stand-up say what everyone's afraid to say out loud.
So I've been able to just kind of express myself full of, like, talking about insecurities, fears, demons,
and finding the humor in it.
And ultimately, being around people and making them laugh is what I love to do.
And that sounds so corny, like, I just want to be a sad clown.
Right. But I feel like when something happens, like you lose a friend group or you lose a job, you can kind of sit in it or you could be like, oh, this door closed for a reason. And a lot of the times, if you don't close that door, you'll never know what that other opportunity is. But I feel like deep down, I wasn't actually that good at reality TV.
Well, I feel like now you're like when you were... I disagree. I disagree. We thought you were great on reality TV, honestly.
But if you need to tell yourself that to move on with your life, then this totally...
Fine.
Sure, you were really bad at it.
I'm so glad you left.
The drama wasn't interesting at all.
We hated it.
But you just mentioned losing like a friend group or whatever and obviously moving on
from Summer House.
You lose that group of people obviously not page.
You guys are very close.
You got Giggly Squad and all that.
You guys are doing your tour.
But now you have, do you feel like maybe the audience and the people you're meeting outside
of this and like doing the show kind of fills that void of like you're entertaining these people
and you know that they like you and appreciate you.
Wow, that's a really good question.
I feel like I've seen a transition of the kind of women that come to my shows.
And I do have to say, the chicks listeners show the fuck up.
And the chicks girls are always so smart, so funny.
They are.
And you guys are like reality TV savants.
Like you understand it.
So I have a lot of people that are a certain type of woman who is outgoing, smart.
I'm just saying you guys are perfect and amazing
and those are the kind of people that come to my show.
Thank you very much.
And meeting people from our shows as well,
we're so happy when we meet these girls
that you can just tell are great people.
They come up right away and this sounds cheesy,
but you feel their energy and you're like,
this girl is a good person.
Yesterday I was at coffee shop and I see a girl and I love her outfit
and she looks like she has her shit together.
And I'm like, I wonder what would we like to talk to this girl over a martini
and understand what's going on in her life.
and she looks at me and she goes Hannah Burner yeah love your podcast and I'm like that like that
yeah so I think what I'm trying to say is when I'm walking on the street and in the Lower East Side
and a bunch of like drunk bros yell Hannah from Summer House it's nice like it's fun attention
it's a little jarring right yeah yeah yeah but when I'm like in an elevator with a cool girl and
she's like hey I love your comedy that hits so different just in a point where it's the people that like
really know me you know your shows are you you so it's not like it's very very good you so it's very
It's not like they like you within a group of people.
They like you as yourself doing your own thing.
Or even like liking my friendship with Paige.
And it's something that they've seen in a very unstructured raw.
Like what you guys do, like Paige and I just go.
There's no like narrative or thing we're trying to portray.
So I've lost a lot in the last couple months in terms of like friends or fans or certain people that don't align with whatever.
But I feel like I'm more connected to myself.
Yeah.
And the people.
who like my shit really get me.
Yeah.
And it's almost like quality over quantity.
Yeah.
And I feel like it always finds its level, right?
Like even if you lose fans, you lose friends, you gain fans and you gain more friends.
Like, it's never like you're just going to lose everything.
Well, the truth is, if everyone likes you a lot of the time, it means you're not being, like, fully who you are.
Yes.
Because not everyone likes everyone.
You don't like everyone.
No.
Certainly not.
No.
I mean, we love Franz Blazer.
Yeah.
But does everyone?
Probably not.
Probably not.
But I find that with dating too, like I used to want to be so likable on a first date.
And I just like, everything's chill.
Everything's vibing.
I love everything.
I'm so laid back.
But you're just like every other girl playing that same game.
But if you come in and you show some weird sides of you, you'll scare the fuck out of some people,
but you'll also really attract someone who likes you for you.
So I'm trying to say is, even though I didn't have like the perfect season of reality TV,
I surprisingly had some people be like,
I kind of like you crazy son of a bitch.
Also because it was real.
I feel like people forget,
and we talk a lot about this with reality TV,
is that like if someone put a camera on you 24-7,
how would you come across?
Like everyone always wants to act like they would come across
looking so perfect because they think they're right all the time.
It's like you really don't have any say of what's going out there.
They can make you look a certain way.
And also just like, you're not always right.
you're not always wrong like people just always when they like judge these shows they think that
they would act perfectly and it's it's mind-blowing to me like people think that they would always
just be so likable or they don't even they don't even want to go there it's more it's so fun to
judge you guys like it's so fun to act above it like we like seeing someone do something fucked up
and sit there and be like I would never like did you see that it's like bitch two days ago
you did the same thing with your friend yeah or you did something like
way different that was also bad.
Everyone's done
shitty shit and it's funny because at first
I recently
have been getting messages of certain
types of people people who were like hey
I've been the brunt of that like group mentality
friend group that decides like we're done
with this person and we don't want to listen
to them and we're just done and people
or like we had a party group of friends that
I don't part I got in a relationship
and now like they don't vibe with me. I've also
gotten girls have been like hey I see myself
in you and I don't fucking like it
or like hey like I've spoken up to like abusive guys in my life and I don't like that and you were making me not like myself and I've gotten some really introspective messages or even people being like hey I want to be a comic too and I think I hated you but now I realize I'm going to start a podcast and I'm like fuck yes so I've almost learned about like friends and women and I've just I've also learned about myself because my biggest fear was in the public eye ever like not like not like
looking perfect. I think that's everyone's biggest fear. Oh yeah for sure. And I'm I was really scared
our last interview. I was in like defensive mode. I was in scared mode. I was just like I'm not Satan.
I swear. Yeah. Yeah. And now I'm kind of with you guys like I'm still here.
It's kind of the best when you like shed that version of yourself of like I just really don't
care what people think like I'm just going to be me. I feel like the last time she was here too was like
right before the reunion. And we didn't know for.
sure like where like if you were going to go back or not like it was like kind of a limbo i think i i like
to call it it's an ego death yeah and ego is something that's like so fun and like reality tv is so
ego where like you love that people think they know you they treat you like the beetles because they
like really get you on like some more unattainable celebrities like you're like their best friend
and then you start to think of yourself like i'm just like i'm just like you're like i'm just like
everyone's perfect friend everyone wants to be my friend and then at some point you realize that it's
the highs and the lows are really inauthentic and people who love you and people who hate you it's
you can't take that shit to heart yeah um so i had a lot of learning lessons did you ever go back
to a reality tv show not saying summerhouse specifically but just like any sort of reality
tv show i love to entertain people and i think i don't i don't like to
to like make any plans.
I'm not like knocking on doors being like,
hey, I need to do a new reality show.
But I'm just kind of seeing naturally what I like to do.
I've learned a lot about it.
I've like Googled some stuff and I'm like,
why didn't I Google that before I filmed you stupid bitch?
Like I've Googled stuff about like patterns and like things they do.
And I was like, you cocky bitch.
You thought you were just going to go in and just own them.
And everything.
But it's like, I'm.
I'm also, I like you guys where I like, I like journalism, I like producing.
So I had that mindset going in.
I don't like journalism.
I'm kidding.
You guys are prime time journalists.
You are the CNN of pop culture.
So I'm kind of open to all kind of entertainment, but right now I've been working on like an hour of standup and just trying to get better at it.
And Gigli Squad's been really fun.
So I'm just kind of going where there's positivity.
And like, I do think.
think I'm like a fighter. So like I was going to fight to stay in any career. But sometimes the
universe is like, but you're done. Yeah. And it's a thin line between quitting and leaving what's not
meant for you at the moment. Yeah. Yeah. Which is, I mean, both of you have dealt with, I mean,
I've had you both on Burning and Hell, both fucking epic episodes where you both have dealt with
having to leave a situation that didn't feel right, but you also feel like you're failing people.
but we're all sitting here and we're breathing and healthy, knock on wood.
Yeah.
It's always scarier than it actually is after the fact, I feel like.
Yes, and also despite the fact that people talk about it on podcast and tweet about it,
like people don't actually care.
They don't.
This is something I feel like people really need to understand.
Like even in this place, I think a lot of people get really riled up,
including myself, I used to get really worked up about what people said.
And we talked about this on your podcast.
Now I'm like, when somebody write to tweet or comment, they literally just write that tweet or comment and then go think about whatever else they have going on.
They're not thinking about you throughout the night.
You're the one going to bed thinking about it.
Exactly.
And you can kind of decide how you react to it.
But it's hard because my anxiety before means like, okay, you need to fix something.
There's clearly a problem if these people are upset about this.
You need to fix yourself.
And then you realize like a lot of stuff people do is to get their own attention.
And these people don't have thousands of people saying it to them.
No.
So they don't have like that empathy of understanding both ways.
But I've always been like this with my career path.
Like I was in tennis.
I was in sales.
I was in marketing.
I was in video producing.
Did reality TV.
Did podcasting.
Now I'm doing standup.
And I'm kind of just like every two years I'm kind of like let's mix it up.
Yeah.
Let's mix it up.
But I'm very happy that I know that you guys are like a podcast.
culture pot and at first I was like oh I'm not in summer house like chicks might not be like
interested in the tea anymore oh my god I appreciate you having a I mean you have some great
comics on all the time so we love having comedians on and um it's so much fun and sometimes like
what's what's fun like about kind of being able to pick our guess is we can pick the reality
TV person or the actor or the musician or whatever and it like has that that has a different
to an interview or we have a comedian
who we can actually sit down and just like
talk about life, you know?
Because sometimes we don't have like,
you know, we don't have a musician
on or something and we're like,
tell me how you are.
You're good, bro.
Like, let's like, talk about your feelings
and we're just like, so even
you've got a new album coming out, like
tell us about it, you know?
But it's also, I love thinking like, oh, when was
last time I was on this pod.
And in that time I felt like so many people cared
and so many people had these final decisions
of like character and stuff.
And it's like, yeah, we were immersed in a season of a show
that has a storyline and shit like that.
And that season was so intense too.
So I feel like it just escalated all of those things.
But now, like, are you watching anything?
Like, are you watching Winterhouse?
You guys, it's fucked up.
Do you have any time to even watch TV?
Like, I love, I will, I'm that kind of person.
I think it's because I have ADHD
ADHD that I'm realizing through TikTok.
But like, at the end of the day,
instead of going to sleep when I should,
I will, I need that, like,
waste of time.
Even if it's midnight,
I need to watch an hour of like,
need.
And I'm really into documentaries
recently, but I loved
reality TV, you guys.
Like, I loved it.
Van Pupp Rules was my is.
But that's what I'm saying, like, you watch
all the stuff, you talked about it.
You did a whole show.
I loved it.
I did a whole show about it.
I was on chat room.
Yeah, yeah.
I can't watch it.
Can't watch it anymore.
It makes sense, though.
I might in a couple years.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But I have volatile reactions.
Yeah.
That makes sense.
Yeah.
It's, it's, it's,
I mean tennis I had trouble watching when I first quit because I was like I miss it
Yeah, yeah
It's literally just like having a relationship and you get out of it and then you can't listen to any song you listen to during the time you dated
Like I'm just in that but I hope to appreciate the mess in the future I just know the kind of
I have a very different perspective watching stuff now where I have like too much empathy for like the person that's in the hot seat
And I and I'm just like I hope they're doing okay and like oh no do they see this coming?
Because you know what it's like to be on the other side of it and know that it's not all them.
Like there's so much it goes into reality TV.
And I wish more like, I think people get it.
But I'm like, do you really get it?
I wish more people like pad at the back of the person that was like, I'll sacrifice myself this season.
Because when they cast, they're not like, let's cast six perfect human beings and a monster.
Right, right, right.
Every season, there's a different monster.
For sure.
So I want people to watch it and I'm more like, wow, that's pretty cool that person is like understood the assignment.
Yeah.
And I think like you guys are good at that.
Yeah.
And also just there are reality TV moments that are so fucking real and like people's
reactions.
But you watch it because it's a car crash.
But then don't judge people.
That's like Vanderpump right now.
Yeah.
Vanderpump, I'm kind of, it's, I'm still watching.
But it's like without Lala and people give Lala shit for like being aggressive or stirring
the pot and all these things.
I'm like, if she didn't do any of those things and like scream at Sheena across the table
or like cry and say like I care so much about you sheena I'm like just just looking out for you
yeah like the show would be so boring I know exactly we'd be so we talk about that with the bachelor
brother loves to be like fire her and I'm like okay let's watch like a baby sleep yeah right we're not
tuning in to watch everyone get along and sing by a campfire and I would turn that off I don't want to
watch that and also remember that these people are not just like chilling like if you're going to
judge people be like okay what would you do if it's
week four stuck in a house and someone's been poking and prodding at you for four weeks that they
haven't shown. Right. But they're waiting for the reaction. So it's like, it's a social experiment.
And it's a fascinating thing for us to enjoy. And I'm so thankful for the experience. And I do think
my family and close friends around me were a little happy that I'm away from it just out of like,
it took a toll on the people around me. For sure. And now I feel like you have material for your
stand up. And you mentioned like,
True. We usually have like pop culture people on the podcast, but we do lately have had a lot of comedians.
And I love having. You had Heather McMahon on who's obsessed with her. She was awesome. And we love having them on because it's just a fun conversation. Are there any comedians that you're specifically watching right now that you're obsessed with besides Heather? Because she was awesome. Oh, let me give you the tea of like the upcoming female comics. We all need to watch. And I say upcoming, but they've been doing it for years.
Annie Letterman. Annie Letterman is my bitch. I swear to God, I like talk to her.
here and there and we she's been on the show she's been on the show she is hysterical she is one of
the funniest people i have ever watched you anything i'm obsessed with her like truly obsessed with her
and um i went on trash tuesday with colila and esther pavitsky so those three like keep an eye on
them yeah taylor tomlinson is killing the game definitely watching a comedy special um there's a lot
of women like nicky glazer has been a mentor for me and and
It's been interesting surrounding myself with women who have like similar goals to me,
which is basically like in stand-up comedy because it's a male-dominated thing.
Yeah. You're doing things that like typically men do, which is like being assertive and like being inappropriate and like commanding a crowd.
And being funny is even like a male characteristic.
And I think in reality TV when women do that stuff, it could be looked down upon because you're not fitting into the box of the role they put.
you in. I mean, I was called not feminine my whole first season. Yeah. Yeah. Which is absurd. Yeah.
But then I'm surrounded myself with women who are not trying to fit themselves in boxes.
I mean, and you guys are a great example of that. Like, you didn't even have a box when you came to
barstool. No woman had shown you where you would fit in a barstool and you created it. So I'm
very excited that I kind of didn't fit into a world that was trying to put me in like a typical
feminine role. And I want it to become.
a feminine attribute to be funny,
command the room, and be confident
and makes people think
deeper about stuff that women are afraid
to say. Yeah. I think
it's great and I feel like your shows are probably
so much fun.
When, like,
I just feel like you're always in New York
and yet we're not, why have we not been to one of her shows?
Can you let everyone know how they can get to your shows right now?
Yeah, well, have...
Unless they're also out, like, let's... I'm all over.
Push us out there.
But sometimes I feel like I'm looking at.
your Instagram I'm like okay she's in Connecticut and then
Rhode Island and then Florida and then Ohio it's not
it's not glamorous it's called Sky Miles but like I literally
was in Tampa and then I was in Orlando and I have like a 10 minute
joke where I just shit on Disney and like halfway in I was like I'm in Orlando
but it probably fit even better there because they really know what it's like I have a
joke where I make fun of the suburbs and they were like there's no suburbs and
Florida. I'm like, then what is it? They're like, it's
Florida. And I was like, you guys are fucking
out. And you guys probably
saw when you went to different places and different
areas. Every crowd was different in their own way, which
I think is awesome. But then you have to like realize
which audience you're playing. Yeah.
Like I do a joke about finance bros
and in L.A. They like didn't
process it. That doesn't hit as hard
in New York. Silicon Valley or something.
I did a joke about how exposed
Brick I love and like if you've exposed
Rick in your apartment, I will fuck you. Yeah. And
in L.A., they were like a crackdown.
Yeah, yeah.
And I'm like, it's expensive in the East Coast bit.
But this is the secret.
So comics, you have your like hour
that you're practicing when you're headlining around the country.
But then you have your like home base in the city
where you do 15 minute spots
where you practice your new jokes.
So I'm at the stand, which is in Union Square,
which is where I do my like practice spots during the week.
And it's really cute.
There's like a great place to get drinks.
you guys are welcome whenever to hang also you can meet like kind of the up and coming comics in the city
do some you know scouting yeah for future future podcast i love going to comedy shows they're like
um it's my one of my favorite like date nights in in new york that i've just i feel like it's such a good
date idea and i also see you guys like you guys are comedians in your own we're not but i wish i was
but i will never i will never label myself as a comedian because then i could just be funny right it's like
It's like, oh, she's funny.
You know what I mean?
But I'm not, quote, unquote, trying to be.
As soon as you start calling yourself a comedian,
she's going to be like, no, she's not fucking funny.
Yeah, you're right.
And then all of a sudden it's like, oh, she thinks she's so funny.
Once you put it in your, I'm trying to be funny.
In your Instagram bio once it is.
Well, that's why we, like, we're so clear with our live shows.
We were like, we are not stand-up comedians.
Like, we are going to do our show, like, live.
And then you're just like, whips.
I guess I'm just naturally.
Yeah, yeah.
That's me.
But we don't like, yeah.
Like, we don't have bits.
Yeah, yeah.
But I do think that it's funny when you can,
some people I think are way funnier in person.
But like, because who knows what happened in my childhood,
I need that like every night extra validation of even if it's 10 people being like,
you're funny.
So I'm like a full at night I have to do it.
So you guys are a little more grounded for whatever reason.
So I'm proud of you guys.
Yeah.
I just throw my jokes around.
here. Occasional tweets. Right, right. Yes. But really likes. Yes. Every day you guys are like
finding a bit in an angle. She's also really gotten into being a little jokester on her on her close
friends on. Oh. That's what I got to add you to that. My close friends is where that's her new thing.
That's when she tells people how she really feels and see what reaction she gets. But then you have
your close friends being like ha ha ha ha and you're like that's even better. Well that's the thing.
I started I didn't want to be a stand-up. I was just the one in the
group chat that always kind of killed.
Yeah. You always got the ha-ha.
Yeah, like I got that. I was like, yeah. Like I'd like see it back and forth and I'm like, I'm
about to slam dunk this. So I just try to make my friends laugh all the time. Then I'm
I'm really good at making my friends laugh over text. And having, that's why I feel like the
girls that come to our shows, I don't give a fuck if certain people think I'm funny.
Honestly, when some people think I'm funny, I'm like, I have to reevaluate myself.
Yeah. But when the girls that come to our shows think I'm funny, it makes me feel like
it's a friend. Like making you guys laugh. Like, it's
It's a similar perspective of stuff.
Definitely.
Definitely.
Now, so you're traveling so much, what's like the relationship stuff?
Oh, my God.
Good question.
I feel like, where's desk?
Is he with you?
Is he not with you?
Good question.
Doesn't I have a funny relationship?
Because he's also doing spots in the city at night at the cellar.
Okay.
So we have like different home bases.
So we don't have dinner together ever because we have our spots start around 7 o'clock maybe.
So we wake him in the morning
He wakes up at 6 a.m.
Like, oh, that's tough.
Oh, yeah, we can talk about that for hours.
Yeah, then 9 o'clock.
Morning sex or no?
I like morning sex, but what's morning?
Oh, yeah, she believed me, she's been through worse.
She's so desensitized.
So by 9 o'clock, he's like,
I've been up for three hours, I've walked around the block,
I've got coffee, what are you doing?
So then we'll go to brunch.
That's like our date.
And then we're like, do you podcast, whatever.
We have kind of, I always thought I was going to be with someone who's different than me,
like a shy guy who just like lets me shine.
But then you get bored of them after six months sometimes if they're not like really their own person.
Unfunny guys are just not good to be around.
That's why everyone's like, how could Kim be with Pete?
And I'm like, stand up male comics have fucked the most beautiful women I've ever seen in my life.
So, so Des and I are kind of doing the same thing.
So we don't, it's like I've traveled the West Coast.
and he went to Ireland for a little tour.
So we just call each other
whatever time zone worked
and be like, how were your shows?
How were your shows?
So we're kind of just in it together.
I'm in the same mindset.
And also we were...
I feel like that kind of works.
It works and like if he was in some different job
like in New York and in an office
and like you're doing shows on the West Coast
and like...
It's like he gets it.
You guys can relate to it.
Yeah, exactly.
And we're going through the same shit.
So no one feels left out.
Like I'm having this crazy experience
that he's missing out on.
He's having.
the same experience.
It's been a of it's been nice because we've been on top of each other since we met we met in
quarantine.
Yeah.
We've lived, we spent so much time together.
So it's this new thing of like missing each other.
Right.
And also it wasn't easy like five, six months into a relationship having like a TV show air where like he was
involved too.
Right.
So like that was, it was hard for us to go through because we were, you know, six months ahead in our
lives and then to have to like relive some shit it's like oh my and i know that's the generic thing like
i don't want to relive it yeah but you're having to talk about it and stuff so now we're enjoying
like the calm after the storm where we we can now like date again and not be asked about our
relationship so much it is hard being the public eye with it and i think ultimately he's sober he's
45 with we're getting married in may and i think it's a it's i have good energy around me to like
protect what I care about.
Like, I have no privacy, but I realized why privacy is sometimes important just to grow.
And like, for example, you're making, you have a plant.
You want to water it.
You can't, like, have tons of people playing with it all the time.
Right, right.
It's a weird analogy, but you get it.
No, I definitely, I definitely get me what you're saying.
You're like, how's the plant growing?
How's a plant growing?
How's a plant growing?
Are you getting married in New York?
We're getting married in West Hampton.
Oh, so nice.
Beautiful.
Beautiful.
It should be nice.
I have a wedding.
planning meaning today.
Look at you go.
Look at you go.
Yeah.
Mom's here.
I know.
So it's an interesting journey, but I feel like I feel like I've, oh, now I'm just going
on separate rants, but I've been working on this thing I saw on TikTok of like focusing
on decentering your life from men.
I feel like a lot of times like it's trained in us that like the man is the goal.
And I'm not trying to be share right now, but I really feel like it's so.
important to like not have everything relate to a guy yeah and sometimes we get caught on that because
it's what society said where everyone's like so excited about the wedding and stuff and I'm like it's
literally like a nice side thing that I'm happy I have someone supporting me on my journey but I still
I was whole before it and I was a mess before it and now I just have someone to go through it with me
it's not the only thing you're thinking about until May exactly and also like he didn't solve any of
my problems like I'm literally the same person but I just have someone who chose to like be a
part of it with me.
So for anyone listening,
be like,
I wish I was engaged.
It's like,
you're the same thing.
It's just you have someone there
which is nice sometimes,
but it doesn't change who you are.
Yeah, definitely.
The Giggly Squad show looked,
shows looked so fun.
They do look so much.
We tried really hard on Instagram
to make it look really.
I was like, these pictures are great.
Well, one, you guys looked great.
Two, like, I feel like
that crowd
is very similar
to our crowd.
I feel like of going to like a podcast taping
or whatever live podcast, whatever you want to call it.
Did, like, how was your prep with Paige?
Because I feel like it's so different because Paige is obviously not a stand-up comedian,
but you are.
So it's like, is Paige like, Hannah, you can't go up there and start doing your whole stand-up thing?
Like, I got to be a part of this show too.
Okay, great question.
I did message her and I was like, because during the summer we learned the Wop Dance.
And we were doing it all the time.
We had bruises on her knees.
But we like, we didn't nail it.
But we like finished, we knew how to do it.
And I was like, Paige would be epic if we did the Wop dance.
And she was like, absolutely not.
So I was like, okay, we have to get on the same page with this show.
Yeah.
But I'll tell you guys the secret to like, the secret of how we do Giggly Squad.
We have one note in our phones, a shared note.
And throughout the week, we put a note.
So I don't even know what it's going to be about, but she'll write just like a generic thing.
Like box or briefs or like something.
And then we'll just go off on Giggly Squad.
So I realized how could our show be, you know, so structured like standing?
So I don't do any stand-up in it.
We have a nice, like, PowerPoint where we give ourselves the general things to talk about.
We do the stuff we normally, like, call back to.
Like, we do, like, a C-U-in-Court segment.
But Paige.
Paige is so Paige.
She was like, I have hair and makeup ready for us.
And I was, like, anything else.
And she's like, I got hair makeup.
So we get to the place.
And I have, like, the keynote.
PowerPoint I made and it
won't convert into the Dell computer
and I'm freaking the fuck out
and like there's people waiting already
and Paige is like on her phone she's like our makeup
looks so fucking good though like she has
no worry in the world no worry in the world
and I'm like freaking out I'm like cursing people
I'm calling like Apple repair shops
we make it work she's cool as a cucumber and then we start
drinking asbestom martinis and I'm drinking a little
and she's pouring mine into hers throughout the show
then at some point you know and you know your friend like
one of their eyes is kind of going different direction.
I'm like, oh, we're about to lose Paige.
Yeah, yeah.
But she is so high functioning drunk.
She was getting funnier and funnier.
And I was just letting her monologue and go.
And then the next day, I realized she's fairly high functioning drunk, I think.
It's almost dangerous when you are.
It is.
No one is.
Me, I get sleepy and I'm not funny anymore and people are like go home.
Paige didn't remember the meet and greet.
That's amazing.
People were like asking.
her to go to their wedding and she's like
100% yeah she's going to yoga with someone in the morning
so many promises she got so drunk and then the next
show she was like no like she had to take ivy in the morning i don't really remember
leaving yoncourt on sunday night
we were in boston sunday night fran told us we were in the borgata
in atlantic city a thousand times like i was like no we're
fully not in atlantic city she's like no we're in atlantic city
my mind could not wrap around the fact that there was like
a giant hotel casino
that looked like the Borgata
but just in Boston.
I was like how could this be here?
I did not know this existed.
I know Fran's fucked up when she's like
really laughing at things I'm saying.
I was in the car and I was like
I don't know like she was cracking up.
I was like Fran we're not in Atlantic City
we're actually at the Atlantis Bahamas
and she started dying.
It wasn't even funny like I don't even
I don't recall. I don't recall that at all actually.
She was like we're in the Bahamas.
Yeah, we're in the Bahamas.
And she was like out the window laughing so hard.
I was like, this is great.
Like I'm like sober right now just watching Fran just fucked up.
I was convinced Adele was proposed to during her special.
She told me a million times.
We didn't watch a special, obviously.
And I'm seeing all these headlines is like Adel's special like there's this surprise
engaged, Ria.
She's like a surprise proposal.
I'm like, oh my God, her fucking agent boyfriend proposed during the lives.
You're like freaking out.
Meanwhile, I was just two normal people who like got engaged.
like and Adele sang a million times I heard it was great it was beautiful but I was like on the way home I was like I can't believe it Adel is engaged no she all night she's like real Adel's engaged and I didn't even care I was like cool like Adele's engaged like that's awesome good we're not gonna have a good sad album for years I was like Fran before we went out I was like Fran I want to go home right after the show I'm really tired like I'm so tired can we please go home after the show like she's like yeah absolutely we're going to go home immediately we're going home at 930 show and she's screaming I'm
I mean, in front of everyone, she's like, we have to go out.
We have to go out.
I was like, you didn't make us do this after our live shows?
Like, what's going on right now?
I was like, oh, we'll go, Fran, let's go.
It feels way different doing someone else's show than you're, like, you know what I'm saying?
Like, doing our own show, there was so much anticipation.
And then after, like, yes, I feel like I crash like every time.
I was like, I'm so tired.
Doing someone else's show, I was like, says a walk in the park.
I'm just drinking, walking, having fun, and all you have to do is just sit there and
Sit there and answer questions.
Exactly.
And at the end, I was like, yeah, I'll go to the fucking encore.
She was going to get a tattoo.
I was like, what is happening right now?
Like, I don't know.
I was down for all, all possibilities.
She goes, she goes, roll reversal.
I was like, what?
She was freaking me out, but I liked it.
Paige, we got in.
We're so happy.
People were in our green room.
And Paige goes to the bathroom.
And she's in there for like 10, 15 minutes.
And people are asking me, like, is she okay?
And I'm like, yeah, yeah.
And I know she's peaking.
And then afterwards, I'm like, were you peaking?
She's like, no.
She's like, no.
Next morning she goes, dude, I think I fell in the bathroom and just lied there and started
laughing for 10 minutes.
And I'm like, what kind of journey did you have last night that I wasn't a part of?
That's the best journey by yourself.
In front of everyone, we're drinking.
And she kind of felt like we're just drinking with all our friends.
And then she was performing, so I wasn't mad.
I was like, girl, go off, sis.
You lose yourself.
You lose yourself.
Well, we got to come to one of those shows, and we got to get to one of your shows.
We'd love to have you.
Thank you so much for joining us.
Oh my God.
So happy to have you back.
Thank you.
In a different light.
Yeah.
And I also just want to throw out there for the people listening that
Paige was our guests at our New York live show and Hannah was also invited.
I just want to make that clear.
Let's make that very clear.
Hannah was too busy for us.
No, I was so mad.
I just wanted to first clarify, you know, you were invited.
I appreciate that.
What happened is I had a show scheduled before COVID in Tampa.
And then we've moved it like five times.
And then I was like, we have to move it for chicks.
And they were like, this is not going to happen.
And I was already in Orlando.
But I was so jealous of how fucking amazing energy it was.
But Paige had a good mind character moment.
I'm not going gorgeous that night.
And I'm really proud of you guys for going on the road.
Thank you.
We're excited to do it again.
I can't wait.
And I'll be a part of it eventually.
I'll break into a show.
You're like, you're not invited to this one.
And I'm like, let's go.
We are surprised guests, but surprise us.
Yes.
We won't plan it.
You just show up at one of the shows.
That would be perfect.
Amazing.
Oh, boy.
Thank you so much for coming.
Yeah, we do.
We have to wrap up.
Yes, sorry, Chita Kathy's.
Thank you so much for coming.
Tell everyone where they can follow you,
all the shows they can listen to.
Yeah, go to Hannahburn.
I am going to Boston.
I'm going to be in Maryland.
Check out the encore.
Yeah, check out the Borgata encore.
Cool place.
And yeah, follow me across the board at Bing Burns.
Listen to Burning Hell, Gilly Squad.
Thanks for having me on Chicks in the Room.
Yeah.
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