Chicks in the Office - LadyGang Interview + Beat Ria & Fran Game 50: Harry Potter
Episode Date: September 26, 2022Subscribe to our YouTube > http://bit.ly/CITOYOUTUBE. Keltie Knight, Jac Vanek & Becca Tobin from the LadyGang stop by to talk their new book, touring + catch up on life! (4:20-34:16). Game 50 of Bea...t Ria & Fran: Harry Potter edition with Fran & Kelly Keegs vs Alissa & Jenna (35:23-59:05). MERCH! > http://bit.ly/citomerch. Follow us on Instagram @chicksintheoffice and on Twitter @chicksintheoff + subscribe to our Snapchat show > http://bit.ly/thegroupchat.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/chicks-in-the-office
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What's up, everyone?
It's Chicks in the Office with Ria and Fran, giving you that Friday energy on a Monday.
Sounds weird coming for me because it's just me.
Hey, everyone, it's Fran.
No, Rhea today.
She is sick as a dog.
I feel terrible for her.
She is really struggling, so she is not here right now.
It's just me.
Noah's here technically.
Hey, Noah.
Technically, I am here.
Technically, you are here.
So we have a great episode.
The Lady Gang is here.
They have a new book out.
We always have fun with them.
And then it is our big game 50 of beat Rian Fran, myself and Kelly Kiegs,
against two fellow Harry Potter experts where it's movie trivia.
It's a lot of fun.
So we have that and the lady gang.
I know we have a lot of fun stuff to talk about.
We're going to save it for Wednesday because Ria really was upset, I think.
You know, we have the news about Rihanna doing the Super Bowl show.
Molly May and Tommy Fury from Love Island are having a baby.
I mean, that's our favorite Love Island couple of all time.
So we're going to save all those things for Wednesday.
We'll have a little commentary.
on Bachelor and Paradise starting because there's literally no break.
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But we will just dive right into it.
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Happy new year.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Yes.
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Yeah.
No, I came home yesterday for the holiday.
And yeah, I always love it.
I mean, the food's nice.
That's pretty much, yeah, not that religious, but good to see my dog.
And yeah.
Yes.
I feel like it's nice.
Even regardless, I'm sure you're with your family.
So that's always nice too.
My grandparents are here.
Yeah, get everybody together.
That's nice.
Where was I?
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That's absolutely stunning.
Well, the weddings I've gone to, just one is more fabulous than the last.
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It was Joe's birthday.
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I hope you guys are too.
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All right, everyone.
We are here with three very.
special guest. It's been quite some time
that we've seen you ladies in person.
We were joined by Kelty, Becca, and
Jack for their new book.
Ladies' secrets. It's their second book,
so that's really exciting. You guys are full-on
authors at this point. No? It's shocking,
really. There's one college degree
amongst us. It's me.
Well, then that means there's one
out of the five of us.
And it's Jack.
I have never felt smarter in my life.
I wouldn't have pinned you as the one.
And not in a rude way. I didn't
Listen, I think I'm great and I didn't get a college degree.
I just, Kelty is, you know.
Oh, yes.
I've lied about having a college degree.
That's true.
The secret's not in the book.
But I've just because people treat you differently if they think you're dumb.
Yeah.
So I'll just pick, oh, that University of Alberta degree just really went off for me.
You got to set the bar low and just impress them later, you know.
Actually, on the way over, I was thinking about it today.
And I know we're here to talk about our book.
But if you want help, like, we're ready for the chick's book.
I know.
We want to ask.
I don't know what the fuck we were ready.
about. Neither do we. We'll help you. We'll help you. I used to have, I've talked about this far,
I used to have a journal that I would, when I was an intern here, which was actually going to be
almost exactly six years ago, I would write down like all my, my day to day what would happen
at work. And then we moved offices and I lost the journal. No. It's actually really upsetting
because it would have been a good book. Yeah. It would have been good. But unfortunately,
that's gone. And for the college degree part, I actually like telling people I don't have
of a degree because I think they're more impressed by me.
That is true.
When I said, no, I didn't grad.
Like, where'd you go to college?
I'm like, I dropped out and they're like, wow.
And I'm like, yeah.
Yeah.
College is a scam anyways.
You're like, I went to the University of Top of the Apples chart.
Have you seen it?
Where did you go to college?
UCLA.
Nice.
She's an only child and her parents love her.
That's how you get to college.
And that's how you know.
And that's how you finished.
But did you guys, this is the second book.
And after you finished the first.
one and it was a massive success. Was it just like, I know you probably were like,
we have to do a second one. It was Kelty. And me. I mean, I want, she, this is her nightmare.
She doesn't even want to do it now. I'm pissed about the second. I loved your guys' first book.
And I'm not a reader. You're going to like this better. I'm excited to read this. I'm not a reader.
A friend knows that. She's a big reader. But when you guys wrote your first book, I was like,
this is perfect for me. I'm going to read it. And I loved it. I think that your personalities
really shine through in your writing. Like, I actually
read what you guys wrote in your guys's voices, which I think is awesome.
And I'm excited to read this one.
Well, you're going to love this. And if you read nothing else, I know that you guys love
Bachelor Nation. I did finally open up about my experience on The Bachelor.
And it's as one of these ladies' secrets about how I may or may not have been dating my husband
when I went on, which now you'd be canceled for, but back in program.
Oh, wow.
She only did make two weeks. So nobody cared about her.
Yeah, nobody cared. I didn't even get invited after the final rose.
But you didn't even get a chance to go in Paradise.
No.
They didn't exist at the time.
God, how different would your life have been?
I think I could have been a big star, guys.
I think you could have been the Bachelorette.
I would have been in the office alone.
Well, you know, Kelty is like childhood friends with Caitlin Bristow.
And Caitlin basically has taken like Kelty's life and kind of copied it a little bit, but with way massive success.
She would like, she called me and she was like, should I go on the bachelor's like, absolutely not.
It was the worst experience in my life.
Don't go.
It'll follow you ever.
She goes massively successful, becomes a bachelorette, then she's on dancing with the stars.
Wins.
She wins.
She's on.
She wins.
She never leaves her house ever, right?
For anything?
Not even for our birthdays, child's birds, nothing.
But if she knows an executive or a producer is somewhere for dancing with the stars,
she will put on her clothes.
She'll find somewhere to dance in front of that person.
I did.
She did this.
I did a full audition with Alan Bernstein at the Race to Erase MS.
gala this year. Earth, Wind and Fire
was playing, and I knew the booker
from Dancing with the Stars was there, and I was like, Alan,
dance with me, let's be cute together. I still didn't make it on
and actually, I'm over it.
Could it be the Star?
Do you think that it's over?
Jack, I was going to say, though, like,
there's some people, I'm a big Dancing with the Stars fan.
There's some people on the season,
like, I don't know who anybody is,
but I don't know who anybody is anyways.
No offense to this gentleman, but like Arnold
Schwarzenegger's
a dieticist, son, that's like the
bodybuilder that was like the whole scandal was it was like oh it was like the whole thing
he's on dancing with the stars yeah yeah i have three emmys so i'm right here this could have been
your season no actually i'm not interested in being on anymore yeah right why is that where you're
saying because you think if you let it go it'll come back to you no i really am saying i'm at the point
where i don't want to leave my house so much i don't even want to be on dancing star why don't you
that's not true that's not true what's going on why isn't she leaving her house why don't you want to
leave your house. I don't want to be on the Stars now on Disney Plus. If somebody, I want to be on ABC.
Yeah. I don't. This is what we've been dealing with this entire book tour. Okay. We're on the road.
We're on a tour of us. We're exhausted. We've been doing all this press and it's like, wow,
wow, wow. Our lives are so hard. I know. But it's been grueling the schedule. And so Jack and I
will be in the green room at all these live shows and we're prepping to go on stage and Kelty every
single night without fail sits like catatonic in a chair.
And she's like, I just can't do this.
I just, I'm just so tired.
Yesterday she had to, like, make herself grunt to try to get some energy.
She had to, like, meditate and do all these things.
She's tinkerbell.
I mean, I feel like you've had a moment like that really.
She's tinkerbell.
Same, but mine go, I'm either all the way up or all the way down.
That's how she is. Right?
But her on.
Like, I'm like, really on or once I get on stage is good.
But, like, sometimes I'm just like, I just really don't have it in me.
If you put a camera on this girl in a spotlight, it's over.
No.
If she is on, it doesn't.
doesn't matter what she's been through.
You're the same.
No, last night, too, she was having diarrhea
right before the show. She's like, I don't think I can
go on. She's like, I'm having
shit coming out of my bow.
I'm not going to be able to make it on stage.
She went on. She's like, cured.
She's like, all she needed was an audience.
The adrenaline rush makes you forget about
any moment like that.
I love it. I'm jealous. I'm jealous you guys
are on a tour right now because I miss it.
Don't be. I miss it. I miss it.
Can we ask you about the tour bus situation?
Because we, you know, that's like a fantasy, right?
We're like, oh, we should do that.
It'd be so fun.
And then I'm like, what's the reality like of actually doing that?
Would we want to kill each other?
No.
You guys would have fun.
You guys have fun.
I don't think we would want to kill each other.
No, but we'd have to have other people.
Well, yeah, it would be a group.
We have a skeleton crew.
We have two employees that are with us.
And so we're loading in the venue.
All girls.
Like, no, no, would have to get his own bus, I think.
You can come.
Sorry, honey.
I think you would be fine, no.
Do you snore?
Do you snore?
No.
I don't think so.
The bus is too loud for snoring anyways.
You can't even hear it.
Yeah, it drops it out.
It's not to sleep.
It's been very fun, but we are, we haven't had a second of free time because we're doing
a million different things at once.
We're loading the merch.
We're loading the merch.
We're loading the merch.
Loading shit in, doing the show, doing a meet and greet.
You guys are doing like the heavy lifting.
That's another thing that we're like, we don't do that stuff.
Like I watch your videos.
I'm like, oh my God, they're carrying the boxes.
We're not carrying the boxes.
But you guys are awesome for, for, for, you guys.
doing that. You guys are really doing it all. And do you guys have a favorite stop so far? You just
did New York last night, right? New York was amazing. The first stop that we had in Chicago was like
fucking amazing. You love Chicago? Energy is really good. Yeah, it's different. They can party. They can party.
Yeah. That Irish blood runs so different. What's your guys is show like? Like take us through a live show.
Okay. Kelty, started off. Well, thanks for asking. I spent years perfecting this rundown.
So we play the trailer for the new book that we shot at the Pangan Rannan.
Random House offices uptown.
It's like really cool and it's like black and white film noir.
And it's like, do, do, do, do, do.
And then we play the podcast song and then we come out.
Sorry, she doesn't.
No, okay.
We don't need the whole.
We don't need to play by play.
We do.
That's what we wanted to know.
We do good to be bad week, but we have like a big screen.
Okay.
So we can like, if you want to come on and you want to show something gross, like these
girls played a video of me shooting my pants on tour because you can't poop in the
tour bus a few days ago.
Last night to everyone in their.
That wouldn't be fun.
So then we do that.
Then we have a wheel of secrets.
You can't do public bathrooms.
What?
Oh, you would just have to.
You can't do it.
You can't tour.
You have to either be okay
pooping into a plastic bag that you folded
on the toilet like a little chaperkeeper
or you have to be in the Starbucks in Des Moines.
Absolutely not.
Wow.
I guess you're never touring.
No, that's that just sealed the deal.
We tore or we just fly.
That's just sealed the deal.
She's not going on the tour bus.
What do you do on the airport?
Well, she's not stuck there first.
She's not sleeping at the airport.
usually have to go.
If I have to go, like I'm going to go, but
I'll save it.
Wow. Not us.
When you save it, it's still there when you go
looking for it later? It stays around?
If I really call to it, it'll come back.
You know what I mean? I have put it away for a little bit.
Really? You can tuck it away.
I can. I can talk.
Mine is like sitting there.
No, that's why I can, I don't know why we're getting into this conversation.
You guys opened up a conversation.
but I'll tell it anyway. So I got surgery in 2017. I had endometriosis. Okay. You have endometriosis. I have endometriosis. I have endometriosis. I have endometriosis. I have endometriosis. I have endometriosis. They found that I have
it's okay. Pelvic congestion syndrome, all this stuff. They also found that there was, this is what my parents told me. This sounds insane to me. So I don't know if this is an exact amount.
but I think my parents messed up this information,
but there's something along the lines.
They said that they removed a liter of blood
that was pushing up against my colon, okay?
Oh my God.
I don't know if the leader is the correct amount
because that sounds like way too much.
Apparently there was a large amount of blood
that was pushing up against my colon.
Like those giant soda bottles or two liters, right?
So half of that.
Whoa.
So it was like really pushing up.
Apparently they had to remove that.
And so from that point on,
for up until last,
summer, I remember the day it stopped, I would wake up in the morning and immediately,
immediately have to go to the bathroom.
Immediately.
Like, it was not.
No, no.
I could not wait.
That's my heaven.
No, no, it wasn't, though, because, you know, you would have a, you're sick.
And I'm just like, this, like, I would be at people's houses and be like, I have to go,
like, I am so not a bathroom.
Like, I don't even like saying the word.
The word won't come out of my mouth.
So.
Not a bathroom humor.
I'm not a human person.
I hate it.
Poop, fart, all it hates.
Hate it.
It hate it with all my being.
So, I would hate this video of Kelsey.
Immediately,
immediately wake up and have to go.
And it was a nightmare up until last summer.
Something stopped.
And that doesn't happen to me anymore.
It means the blood's back.
That also could be it.
But you need to go get out of town.
And the end of my drosus might be acting up.
It's been way more controlled.
And so now I can tuck.
But I used to not, it used to be like,
Immediately my day has
Like I have to go immediately. Yeah.
Well, you're never constipated.
Okay. So after you
Sorry. After you
after you showed the video of you shitting for
for the crowd, what happens next?
Then we have a wheel of secrets. It's like a wheel I made.
It's a craft and it has like a bunch of these secrets.
It lands on one. We do a little reading.
Then we did a big poll about, we have a poll in the lobby
that everyone takes the survey and they, like how many people in the audience are
cheating on their husbands?
how many, you know, all these secrets.
And then, oh, we have a sit down, chair down.
You won't break my soul.
You won't break my...
And everyone does it between a reception.
And then we end the song by singing Shanae Twain.
No, and then we have a game that we play with all the men in the audience.
Because I'm sure, same with you guys.
Like, we love a boyfriend or two.
We love a fiancé that has no idea about anything.
So we play a little game with them involving the women's reproductive system.
That is...
So I've done that with my boyfriend.
It's very entertaining.
They have no clue.
No fucking idea.
Nobody knows where the butthole is.
No.
Three holes.
We're so sorry.
Groundbreaking.
No, no, that's fine.
I could talk about a boathole.
Oh, okay.
Just not what comes out of it.
When I was younger, maybe around age eight, I used to save my boogers in a jar on my bedroom.
Who wrote that?
That's an anonymous secret.
But don't you like the illustration?
No, I love, yeah.
Read this one and see if you can guess.
I'm not shy away from boogers.
Read this one and see if you can get.
Last night I said I was so bored during the Bacheloret that I started picking my boogers.
That's my secret.
You want me to read this going for a goal?
Yeah, read it and let's see if your listeners can guess
what they think it might be.
Is it one of you guys or is it?
No, no, no, this is anonymous.
Oh, anonymous.
So then how were they guessing?
Who are they guessing?
No, it has to do with somebody.
Oh, yes.
Famous star.
We'll see if we can guess it.
On my 21st birthday, I went to Vegas
with a small group of girls.
On day one of the trip, we accidentally
parted with a very well-known
Olympian and some of his friends,
Ryan Locty.
There was a large group of us gambling.
Like I said, my friends and I were in our early 20s,
aka poor,
but the Olympian and his friends were not poor.
They were gambling with thousands of dollars.
I thought it would be a good idea to slip a few chips in the pocket of my jeans.
Harmless, right?
On day two, I had sex with that very well-hung, very famous Olympian.
The sexy time first happened in the shower.
As I was ripping off my jeans, the stolen casino chips went bouncing around the huge fucking bathroom.
He pretended not to notice.
And we continued fucking.
Mortifying but cool.
BTW, he deserves all those gold medals.
Ooh.
Who could it be?
I just heard party and thought Ryan Lockty.
No, that's fair, but does he have a lot of gold medals?
Yeah, I don't know. I'm not.
You might be in the right sport.
Right.
I don't know why I immediately thought swimmer.
Michael felt said some issues.
Right.
No, I don't know.
What about this?
The snowboard.
Remember when people felt like the end of the world?
It was like Nick Jonas got diabetes and Michael Phelph smoked weed and it was the end of the world.
It's like when Tiger once cheated.
I'm like, it's the world.
Right.
I don't know how old I was, but I was like, I can't believe this man cheated.
I'm like 10 years old.
My gosh.
My God, the biggest news
anybody had ever heard.
I always think of the visual of his
wife with the golf club and the windshield.
It's just iconic.
It's cheating what year that was.
No, like, why was it the biggest story of all of our childhoods?
He was a beloved.
2009.
Wow.
I was 12.
Is this how the children now are going to feel like Adam Levine?
About Adam Levine?
Yeah, I probably.
But that all happens on TikTok.
So it's like that, they'll be like,
I remember when I saw that.
TikTok. That's right. Some norm.
I'll lend Bahadia golf club.
Maybe this time it could be a guitar. You know what I mean?
Yeah, you got to be a brand.
Ria and I were just talking about that they were
the Daily Mail got like pictures of them together
and they're in a car
and they look happy. Wonderful publicist.
Yeah, it was like, yeah, that's right.
You two, get out there.
Now, like, smile, smile, smile.
I was saying that we probably think it's a bigger deal than they do.
Because like they're so rich and famous, they're probably like,
whatever. I actually don't believe that.
You don't? No, not at all.
I feel
She's very serious
No, no
I just thinking that maybe they had some sort of
No, that's the excuse that people
I'm not excusing him I think it's disgusting
That's what Hollywood has pretended that they're into
I think this poor girl's heart is crushed
And he is just a fucking slew
And I think this is disgusting
And I think she probably has known for
And this has probably been happening for years
And she has known or had
And they've worked through it before
and this is another, you know, and it's just like, you just love the person, even though they're flawed.
Yeah.
Do you, is that a fake thing that Hollywood open relationships?
They're not, they're not actually open?
I just don't think there's that many open relationships.
I have, we have a mutual ex-boyfriend who told everyone we were in an open relationship for three and a half years.
I was not in an open relationship.
It's always open on one side, right?
It's open on one side.
On Adam Levine side, it's an open relationship.
Yes.
And that's what he tells people.
I think a lot.
And like, uh, like, uh, my marriage is over, but I don't want people to know.
Yeah, right.
If it was over, it would just be over.
Like, I just feel like...
Right. Dumas loves to say that, like,
all the relationships are open.
That's just so...
Are you guys a follower of Dumas?
Assumes everything is open.
She's been on her podcast.
Been on the podcast a couple times.
Just recently, we were spotted.
We've been spotted.
I've been spotted twice.
Once...
I'm so happy for you.
I've been spotted.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
She can't hate it.
It was a bad spot.
A bad spot.
Not a drama spot.
It was a, yeah.
With a dude?
Oh, no, with my boyfriend now that works here.
Yeah.
It was on Dumois and then it was a whole thing.
Oh, because you're not someone all that.
No, no, you can.
It's a whole story.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't even think I should be saying this because it's like talking about about the Wizard of Oz.
But I have a conflicting feelings about Dumas.
As a like spectator, I get into it.
You know, during the Army hammer of it all, I was like couldn't peel my eyes away.
That's fair.
But then I have these moments of feeling like people don't really deserve that.
sort of invasion and
like it's just crazy that
one person can see something and then
it goes out to millions and millions and millions
of people. I don't know if it's millions.
No, it is. Yes, it is. It is.
It is. Millions. And I think
also sometimes they
they do stay, you know, take this with
a grain of salt, not all of this is true, but
people. And, but people
run with it as if it's true all the time.
Like they don't take it as like, this
there's not a lot of sensible people out there.
No. No. We read it. We're like, this could
be true. It could not be true, but some people
take it as just like
concrete, like they said it, so
this must be 100% true, even though
Dumas says, I don't know if this is true.
Yeah, yeah. Well, it's really interesting
because when they do the
podcast, they don't put the camera on. I still
have no fucking idea who it is.
That's crazy. They have all the emails
are like, like
Dumas at Dumas.com.
Like, there's like real life gossip, bro.
And there's a person, yeah, it's a person comes on and they're like,
do we'll be on in a second. And you're like,
that's so fucking weird. That's crazy.
It is kind of weird. I don't know. But I'll do anything
for fame, you know?
Except you're on again.
At this point. She's not
except dancing with stars. If she gets a
fucking offer for dancing at the stars, she is going on.
So you guys are still in California, both of you?
We are, yeah. And then you live in Texas now?
I'm in Austin. And how's that decision?
I love it. I really do.
I was just sort of at a point where L.A.,
we did it. I did it. I felt
like I could do anything I needed to do
from anywhere. So I chose
Austin because it's just like a cool city and it's hot as fuck that's the only word I have
and you know some of the laws there are pretty bunk but you know what I mean yeah yeah you can't
have it all we might just all be fucked though so I just got there faster yeah and Austin is
what do they say like keep Austin weird it's like one of those places yeah yeah with Portland
too it's like keep Portland weird yeah it's definitely weird those funky places how how many
stops you guys have left in your tour? We have six. I have been counting down.
We only have six? Yeah, well, six and then three. So we have like the main part of our tour that
we're on the tour bus. And then we have three West Coast shows that we're flying to. Okay.
So we have six more tour bus shows. Not it. So nine, but nine total shows. Yeah.
Help me. It's a lot. It is. Hey, can I ask you guys a question off topic? Yeah. I just want to know about you. Sorry. No, I'm asked, I want to ask
question. The last time we spoke to you, I think you were about to go to the People's Choice Awards again.
and you were concerned about the red carpet
and making sure that you got
photographed. Oh, yes. How did it go?
We got great photographs. We were photographed.
And then we even got paparazzi. And I think they were even on Gettie.
There you go. Yeah, they were. No, so many. That is fame.
Big moment. That's fame.
Did they do the sign like I told you? They did it themselves.
Good. And we got paparazzied after, which was very unexpected.
We were with, we were with. We were with Serena and Joe.
We were with Joe and Serena. No, but they were not in the paparazzi.
pictures. I got my own. Oh.
You look up my name, but
they were next to us. Yeah, but my name
is there. But you're not like
they're not in a girl. I'm just saying if they were
not around us, I don't think those pictures
would have been taken. I, okay.
She just saw us. We agree to disagree.
There you disagree, but I would, they're still there.
The pictures that were taken with Serena and Joe
were not put up. I want that to be
on the record and mine work.
Oh, wow. Okay. So have you gotten like
free stuff since that you were like, had your big
press moment? No. No shirts or anything.
No. Nothing like that.
No, it was a very funky setup this year, the past people's choice awards, I will say.
It was like still kind of people were worried about COVID, but also like kind of not worried about COVID.
We didn't get nominated.
Things were bringing it up.
Don't worry. We sat in bleachers.
Like it was like everyone.
There was no table.
No.
No.
We were literally in folding chair. Everyone was in folding chair.
We were in the nosebleeds.
And it wasn't just us.
It was like some other pilots, but it was like selling sunset and like.
all the housewives, but it was hilarious from our standpoint to watch because we could see
all the reality stars who are like, you know, they think their shit doesn't stink.
And they're coming up and they're like, what the fuck is this?
And they were like, they like, they looked for like five seconds and they were like, we're out of here.
Yeah, we saw Sarah Highland and Wells leave quick.
Yeah.
No, I mean, everybody was.
Yeah.
We even left during a way.
The real housewives of Beverly Hills.
They're not sitting in a folding chair.
I'll tell you that right now.
Saw her see and didn't even sit for the opening of the show.
Really?
Quinn saw the rest of her cast.
This is such a good social experiment.
It really is.
It was.
We were like,
when can we go?
Even like the cast of the Outer Banks is up there.
Yeah, they were like in the row next to us.
And then we saw Sean Johnson.
Yeah.
And so we were under the impression that she won
because we hadn't been told
anything. And we saw them.
And we were like,
we're the only two here.
They must have won.
We haven't been told anything. So then Fran went over
to them and was like, when we left.
So like, congrats, like, we're going to leave.
And they were like,
Emma Chamberlain for the same time.
They were like, no,
congrats to you.
We thought you guys won.
Because they were looking at us.
We were looking at them.
They gave each other one.
It was like the hairy eyeball like all night?
Was it you?
Was it not?
But they were looking at us like,
oh, it's got to be them.
And then we were like, it's got to be them.
It was neither of us.
Emma Chamberlain won.
She wasn't there.
She was in Bora Bora.
Of course.
And that's why she won.
I will never forget sitting around
the people's choice table with you guys at that
first people's choice that they had the podcast. And we were like, the whole show, we're like,
okay, we're next. And before every new announcement, we all, we all, grabbed our lipstick and we're
like putting our lipstick on between each time. And then they would be like, and then they're like,
okay, that's the end. And we all look each other. They like, they forgot our category. And they're like,
we're not televising it. And, and, uh, Becca and Tanya totally knew that they won. Like, they were
sitting there with their, with their person and they like so knew that they had to win. I don't know.
Becca and Tanya knew
Ali who was with them
she knew.
But she waited until the end
to be like,
yeah,
and they were like,
really,
we won?
How much more fun
would it be now
that we all know
each other to sit at that table?
We'd be having so much fun.
We would get drunk.
It's kind of bullshit that.
They haven't set that up for us again.
I know.
We know each other.
I wouldn't have sat in those folding chairs
just seen.
I would have been
taken a B-line out.
Yeah.
Thank God we didn't get nominated.
She doesn't want to be on
the stars and she does not want to be nominated for
people's choice award. No, I'm fine.
Yeah. She's fine.
We're getting the wrap-up signal, which
feels like crazy considering
it feels like we just sat down five minutes ago.
Wait, I want to ask you guys one more thing
about the book, though, because there's so many, there's
your stories, but then there's submissions.
Who did you guys,
how'd you go through all the
submissions? Who did that?
Not me. It was us.
Call me and Kelty. Yeah. Yeah, we had
over 10,000 submissions. I mean, I'd assume you get some pretty
boring ones. You're like, this is that.
I love being in a book.
They're like, I had a bite of my boyfriend's grilled cheese when he wasn't looking.
That's fucking secret.
Boring.
Yeah, yeah.
We really had to, and I think there was a level of secrets we needed where we really dove deep with our own personal things that we shared.
I mean, there was a date with Josh Chimel.
There's a lot of stuff in this book that is juicy.
There's celebrities that I absolutely hate.
Like, I had to check with a lawyer to make sure I wasn't going to get sued before this book.
You named?
Can you name one?
All names.
Julia Roberts.
Yes.
Really?
Thank you, Jack.
You hate Julia Roberts.
I don't hate Julia Roberts.
We had a thing.
We had a thing.
I love Julia Roberts, which is why it's so hurt me so badly that she hates me.
Julia Roberts hates me.
Yes.
That's why her husband.
So we went really deep.
So we needed our community to give secrets that were to that level.
Yes.
Do you mean?
Yes.
And they delivered?
They delivered.
Oh, wow.
We got the handful in there that delivered.
Will you tell us the Olympian when we end this interview?
We don't know.
It wasn't our secret.
That's not our secret.
And you guys didn't follow up.
We don't know.
That's my problem.
That is my problem with organizing something like this.
Like people would send their submission and I would, I need more.
I need a follow up.
I need like more details.
I'd be emailing everybody back.
Like, okay, elaborate just for me.
I won't even put it in the book.
I just want to know.
The point of the hotline and the submission thing that we're,
we had is it was completely anonymous. So we couldn't rent them back. We couldn't find them because we wanted
people to actually like admit their real secrets. They're not going to admit with their name.
But what's happening today, the book came out yesterday. What's happening today is our DMs are
full of people who have gotten the book, found their secret in the book and are now following up.
There's a woman that has a tail. It's like a skin thing. And she's like, I have a tail. When I have
sex, doggy style, guys like to play with it. Like all these things. And she was like, it's me. I'm the
tail. I'm with my boyfriend in the thing. I could get it removed, but I'm not going to. He likes it.
And then like, another girl falls asleep all the time to avoid her in-laws. And she's like,
it's me, sleeper. She sent a picture today of her sleeping at a college football game on the guy
to avoid her in-laws. Like, people are now wanting to like not be a nod-man. This is the
when you find out you made the book. You're like, little taste. She goes, she goes today,
the girl with the tail, she goes, I can't wait for us to be New York Times best-selling author.
Now they're published offers.
They are.
I mean, yeah.
I hope we make the list.
I was like, yeah, me too, babe.
We're going to have to have a podcast series of people willing to come clean.
To come and talk about their secret.
Yeah.
Definitely, definitely.
Maybe they can just get the Dumas treatment where they just have like their voice.
Oh, yeah.
I just want to read this one last anonymous, not even secret confession, I guess.
I like the way it feels when my hair gets stuck in my butt hole crack in the shower and I pull it out.
It tickles.
I agree with that.
Oh, my God.
There's never written it.
There's nothing.
I like it.
When you get a hair, it gives me goosebumps.
And you get it out and you're like, oh my God, that's an amazing feeling.
I have a problem with, like, I just don't like hair in general.
Like I gag when I have to like pull it out of the shower.
My boyfriend gets mad at me because I'm the, I'm the girl that leaves it.
Oh, don't get that on the tour bass.
I was like, oh no.
You did it?
I don't know.
I took it out.
I would say 90% of the time I take it off after I get, like when I'm done with my shower,
I grab a.
I know.
That's not enough.
The hair is falling out that much that they put it on the shower.
You lose 100 pieces of hair.
I have a lot of hair and I lose a lot of hair, but I don't see it happen.
Like, I don't see it falling out of me in the shower.
When you condition your hair and you're putting your conditioner in, you don't have hair like in your hands?
Never.
Well, I have a ton.
Wow.
Must be nice.
Yeah.
Your hair's a lot thicker than mine.
I lose hair.
But I don't like, I will physically gag when I have to like pull it out of the drain.
It's disgusting.
Then it's goofy.
I put the conditioner in my hair
and then I just rinse my hands.
Like I'm so confused by the...
No, you know what?
They're thorough washers and conditioners.
Like, I don't...
I know the kind of shower you're talking about.
When I condition, I run my fingers through my hair.
Right.
Like a comb.
Do you know the proper way to condition your hair is actually to do this?
I know.
It's a scrunch.
Yeah.
I will never do that.
Well, you won't lose hair in the shower if you do that.
Your hair looks fucking healthy.
Oh, thanks.
It does.
But I will, I don't know.
I don't know how to, that's weird.
That's like, that doesn't feel natural.
But I guess that's how they do it when they wash your hair like in the salon.
Yeah.
But, no, I, I, yeah, I guess we've, I guess you don't shed.
It's riveting content.
No, I, I just, I, it's just blown me away.
But anyways, thank you guys for coming.
Thank God, we kept it going.
Thank God.
We said five minutes.
Secrets revealed.
I know, I know.
My lady's secret.
I put my hair on the wall to shower.
Lady secrets, go by the book.
our tour
tickets still available?
In some cities
sold out and others.
Amazing.
If Atlanta sells out,
Atlanta, Atlanta listeners.
If Hotlana sells out,
we're like 400 tickets still away from it.
It's a huge value.
Becca is going to put the latex cat suit on
from Glee and do the holding up for a hero
iconic performance at the theater.
It'll never sell out.
Maybe Atlanta, listen up.
I want to see it.
What day is that?
I don't know.
Next Wednesday.
Next Wednesday.
It's a Wednesday night.
very hard to tell it. We're playing a theater way too big for us.
Way too big. You guys never say never. There's time.
There is time. Thank you guys so much for joining us.
Everyone go by Lady Secrets. We love you guys.
Thank you.
Love you. Come to L.A.
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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to another game of Beat Ria and Fran.
This is game number 50, and this is Harry Potter Trivia Time.
I am taking the hosting role.
I have filled the seat of Noah.
I need you to give me a
and I'm your host, Maria Chiffo.
Yeah.
And I'm your host, Maria Chiffo.
Perfect.
And that is why I've taken the seat.
Kelly Kiggs and Francesca Mariano
will be facing Alyssa and Jenna
in the ultimate Harry Potter trivia game.
Now, you may be wondering,
why isn't sweet poor Noah
hosting this trivia game?
And that is because I literally fired him from his role as host to host it.
We did collab on questions.
And up until 10 minutes ago, we were supposed to dual host.
And then I said, I want to host the whole thing.
And you may think that's selfish of me.
And you may think that's diva-like.
But I don't care.
I wanted to host the entire thing.
So welcome to the show, ladies and gentlemen.
Welcome, Melissa and Jenna.
These two were wonderful college roommates back in the day,
who have apparently seen the Harry Potter movies over 15 times each yeah I don't know the number
that I'm that I would clock at I feel like I probably could have prepared more for this yeah I wish I
then I did agree yeah I wish I prepared more for this immediate moment but I've definitely seen the movies
more than 15 times yeah like I feel confident about that I um I just like it was such a fun
idea in my head and then all of a sudden it was here and I was like I know my god now I'm just not
oh ladies and gentlemen it's gonna be fun yeah yeah
I should have
I should have
I watched the crown instead.
I should have declined
the wedding I was invited to.
Yeah, that was stupid.
Don't worry.
It's going to be fun.
Hopefully everybody listening
knows the rules by now,
but if not,
I'll reshare them.
Kelly Keeeks,
this is your first time
playing trivia with us.
Yes, it is.
So listen closely.
I will.
Listen, Jenna.
Listen closely as well.
We're going to give a movie
and you guys
are going to guess
the Rotten Tomato score.
Whoever gets the closest answer,
we'll get the first question
and then we'll go back
and forth.
There's 15,
questions. If you don't get your question correct, the other team has the chance to steal a point
and you don't want that to happen, ladies and gentlemen, you want to make sure you get all the
questions right that you can. If it goes to a tie, we will have an OT and then it will go to
a shootout if it remains a tie after that. So we did just have our first shootout. We did. Oh,
yeah. We did have our first shootout. We did. It was very excited. How did it go? We won. Oh,
hell yeah. So who knows what will happen in this. Eerie.
scary, exciting game.
Wow, this is spooky.
Of Harry Potter trivia.
Is everybody ready?
Woo!
Let's get some live studio audience applause.
Woo.
All right, all right.
The movie for the Rotten Tomatoes score is
all eight combined.
What is the average score of all eight Harry Potter movies combined?
Alyssa and Jenna, one of you goes first.
Wow.
Twist.
A average score.
Jen, do you want to go first?
I'm thinking probably like 87.
Good?
All right, Kelly.
You have a guess now.
I'm thinking around 83.
83 popped into my head because some of them are higher than that and some of them are
lower than that.
Their guess is good.
Yeah.
But I'm thinking 83.
I think we go on the lower side to be safe.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm going to go 72.
That's a good one.
I'm going to go
79.
And the winner
is Kelly Keeks.
With 83, she guessed.
The combination is 84.5%.
Hell yeah.
Very close.
Very close.
Very close guesses.
So that was a great guess.
Kelly, you're off to a great start.
Thank you.
Shall we begin with question number one?
Yes.
You're crushing it.
I love it.
No, no.
No, I think it's great.
No, she doesn't.
No, I don't.
Do you have something to complain about everything?
Okay.
No, no, no.
I'm acting like, no.
All right.
After I read each question,
please give me a moment to say I'm starting the clock.
I want you to know when your time has started
and when it ends very clearly.
That's a good adjustment from our previous host.
That's very considerate.
Thank you.
All right.
Question number one to Fran and Kelly.
Shout out to Martha from Niagara Falls, Canada.
In the movie Harry Potter in the Deathly Hollows Part 1,
what is the spell that Hermione casts on her parents?
your time has be gone.
Obliviate.
I know it.
I know it.
It's the memory charm.
I know that's the one that she does in the diner to the...
No, she does it to her parents too.
She walks up behind and they're sitting on the couch.
She says oblivionate and it's...
Yeah, yeah.
It's the memory. Removal of the memory.
Locking in with a final answer.
Locked it in.
That is correct.
One point to Fran and Kelly.
Thank you.
Question number.
two to Alyssa and Jenna. Shout out to Amy from Essex, Connecticut. What animal is associated with each of
the four Hogwarts houses? Your time has begun. Griffindor is a lion. Snake. Snake. For Slytherin.
Raven ball. It's got to be a raven. Got to be. I think a rifle puff, though.
Ten seconds left on the clock.
It's like a
On my backpack
What is it?
It's like a art
Well, not an art vark
Time is up
Sorry ladies
Time is up
All right
I know it
It's like
Wait, wait, wait
Oh, oh
Oh, oh
Time has begun
30 seconds
All right
It's like a lion
It's lion
Badger is Hufflepush
Snake
And I believe
Raven Claus is an eagle
I don't think it's a raven
I'm gonna go
I'm gonna go
Okay, but
I really think
Yeah, for some reason I'm thinking it's an eagle
Because I remember thinking that that's weird
10 seconds left on the clock
Okay, okay, go with it
That's what I'm gonna final answer. Final answer,
repeat it back to me
Griffin door lion, Slyther and Snake,
Ravenclaw, Eagle and Hufflepuff Badger
That is correct!
Two points to Fran and Kelly
This is why I recruited Kelly to do this
I'm so nervous I can't even breathe right now
I hope you guys know that.
Holy shit.
It feels like this is what I need to know, you know?
Question number three to Franon Kelly.
Shout out to Ailey from Alberta, Canada.
Harry and Voldemort share the same wand core,
but their wands are made of different woods.
Where Harry's is made of Holly, Voldemort's, is made of.
Your time starts now.
I think it's, I think it's Elm.
What other possibilities are there?
Oak.
there's oak. It's definitely not oak.
Not oak.
10 seconds left on the clock.
If Elm came to first and St.
Okay.
We're going to go final answer, Elm.
That is incorrect.
Fuck.
Alyssa and Jenna, I will repeat the question back to you.
Harry and Voldemort share the same wand core,
but their wands are made of different woods.
Where Harry's is made of Haldemort is made of.
Your time has begun.
Hmm.
I like can't think of other woods.
Right.
Oak is what I was.
Oh.
Oak. Let's do oak.
Carrie?
Like, I like oak more than cherry.
Yeah, all right. Let's do that.
Okay. Final answer?
Oak.
Incorrect. Zero points for Gryffindor. Nobody gets that one.
What is it?
Were you waiting to get ready to throw that one out?
Yeah. The answer is you? Y-E-W.
Should have known.
I have, I'd have gotten that.
Hand up, didn't know that. You. E-W-E.
weird weird
All right
I've lost myself
Okay
She's watching too much
Game Show network
I really happen
Okay
Yeah
The next question goes to
Alyssa and Jenna
Guys you are two points behind
So let's try to get some here
Shout out to
ALE from Alberta Canada
List
Voldemort's
Seven Horcruxes
Your time has begun
Harry
Harry
the snake
the diadem
the book
the book
the ring
the locket
the locket
no
you got 10 seconds left
we're just
giving them all six
we can't get the last one
all right time is up can you repeat
back to me your answer
we only have six
the book
the ring the
Locket, the diadem, the snake, Harry, and the wand.
Incorrect.
All right.
The time has begun.
The cup.
Hufflebuff's Cup.
The final answer is it's the Hufflepuffs Cup, the ring, the necklace, the book, Harry, McGini, and the diadem, lost item of Ravenclaw.
Yeah.
Those are all of them.
Can I...
Do you want more detail?
You can give more detail.
I'd like to ask my...
Okay.
I'd like to check with him
about something.
Okay.
Excuse me.
Discuss amongst yourselves.
Okay.
Yes.
Yes.
Oh, that...
Okay.
Yeah.
All right.
I heard that we can...
That is correct.
The answers are Tom Riddle's diary.
You guys said book, but we'll give it.
Marvelo Gant's ring.
Hufflepuffe's cup.
Ravenclaws died him.
Slytherins locket.
The snake?
Yeah.
McGee.
Yeah.
McGee.
And Harry.
Yep.
Three points to Fran and Kelly.
I'm sorry, listen, Jenna.
You guys were so close.
Okay.
This question is to Fran and Kelly.
Shout out to Emma from London.
Oh, you sound like it from London.
Okay.
Rest and peace to the queen.
In Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire,
there are four types of dragons
that the Tri-Wizard champions
have to battle in the first task.
Name two. Your time has begun.
The Welsh Green
and the Hungarian horntail.
Norwegian.
Norwegian Ridgeback and the last one is
We just have to do two.
We just have to do two.
All right.
Well, correct.
You got two out of those.
You got them.
You got them.
You got them. Correct.
Four points to Fran and Kelly.
Listen, Jenna, I'm going to need to see something from you here.
I quiz myself on those four dragons often.
I'm like, I got to make sure I know these because one day I'm going to get asked this question and I need to know.
The moment finally abroad.
So it's not fair.
The moment arrived.
I knew the dragons.
Yeah.
This is question number six.
Shout out to Katie from Boca Raton, Florida.
what tree do Ron and Harry get stuck in in the Chamber of Secrets your time has begun?
The Womping Willow.
That is correct.
Alyssa and Jenna are on the board.
Nicely done.
The score is now for one, Fran and Kelly, in the lead as we move on to question number seven.
Question number seven to Fran and Kelly.
Shout out to Olivia from Pittsburgh.
Name two of these three spells.
full body bind spell
unlock door spell
produce water spell
your time has begun
produce waters
aguamenti
body bind is patrificus
totalis
what was the third one
or you only need two
you only need two and you are correct
Kelly Keeg seems like she is
I don't even have to be here honestly
no you don't
you guys this is all I do
this is literally all I do
the score is now
coming out of her mouth
Kelly's just so fast
Like she's, I just say, yep, that's right.
Well, I knew you said before you're bad with the spells.
I am bad with the spells.
I am bad with the spells.
I am bad with the spells.
That is 5-1, Fran and Kelly in the lead as we move on to question number eight.
This is to Alyssa and Jenna.
Shout out to Heather from Chicago.
In Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince, what did Luna say she saw that helped her find him on the Hogwarts Express?
Your time has begun.
It's not Nargles, is it?
Huh?
I just, that's the thing that she talks about all the time.
I like it.
I can see it, but I don't know what she says.
10 seconds left on the clock.
Okay, nargles, final answer.
That is incorrect.
To Kelly and Fran, your time has begun.
She has those.
Raxberts.
She has those glasses on, and she can see.
He has an invisibility cloak over him,
and it's Raxberts flying around his head.
I don't know what the hell that is, but she's right.
Is that your final answer?
Based on your tone, I'm nervous, but yeah.
That is correct.
Oh my God.
It is 6-1, Fran and Kelly.
I thought 9.
6-1 Kelly.
Moving on to question number nine.
This question is to Fran and Kelly.
Shout out to Rosanna from Santa Domingo.
In Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire,
which two countries played the final of the Quidditch World Cup?
Your time has begun.
The Irish?
It's for us.
The Irish and Bulgarians.
That is correct.
Seven one.
I got one.
of those out before she said it.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
All right.
This is question number
10. And
this is to Alyssa and Jenna and we are going to
play a movie clip and you need to tell us
from which movie, which Harry Potter film
this is from. Are you ready?
Oh. Yeah.
Do you think she knows I exist?
I bloody well hope so. She's been snogging you for three months.
Snogging?
How are you talking about?
Who are you talking about?
Amildo, of course.
Milt of Vane.
Okay, very funny.
What's that for?
It's no joke.
I'm in love with her.
All right, fine, you're in love with her.
Have you ever actually met her?
Can you introduce me?
All right, your time has begun.
Great scene, yeah.
Six.
Yeah, which is...
Name of the film.
Half-blood Prince. Okay, yeah.
Harry Potter and a half-blood Prince.
Final answer.
Yes.
That is correct.
Yep.
Two points to Alyssa and Jenna.
The score is now 6-2.
All right.
Moving on to question number 11.
To Fran and Kelly.
Shout out to Ailey from Alberta, Canada again.
The Crouch family releases their house elf after the incident at the Quidditch World Cup and Goblet of Fire.
She unhappily goes on to work with Dobby at Hogwarts.
What is her name?
The time has begun.
This is unfair to people watch the movie because there's no house else in the movie.
Her name's Winky.
Winky is her name is Winky, but you guys
But that's a book question
That's a book question. To be fair.
Okay, sorry. We didn't know that.
Yeah, yeah.
She said we, what are you talking about?
We didn't know that.
Oh, no, yeah.
I don't know.
That's a good clarification because that is a book question.
There are no, the only house elf in the books
or houses are Dobby and creature.
Would you like me to remove that question and put a new one?
Well.
Because that was a book question.
Well, yeah, I think for the fairness of the.
Yeah. For the fairness of the game, yes.
We will do a different question.
Okay.
Well, the record will state we did get it right.
Yeah, I want everyone to know that.
Kelly got it right.
You got it right, too.
You said it too.
Yeah.
But for the sake of the integrity of Harry Potter movie trivia.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Do you have a specific one you would like to go with?
Are these all movie ones?
I hope these are movie ones.
Well, if they're not.
We'll say, we'll say if not.
Restart.
Question.
Number 11.
Okay.
Shout out to Danny from Chicago.
Finish the line spoken by Ron Weasley.
Why spiders?
Why couldn't it be?
Start.
Follow the butterflies?
Yes.
Yes.
Spiders.
Why couldn't it be followed the butterflies?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Final answer.
That is correct.
Yes.
Holy shit.
I don't know if I would have gotten that one.
That's one of my favorite Ron Weasley lines.
When you said it, I remember.
All right.
Eight points.
And it's Brandon Kelly two points, Alyssa and Jenna.
I think that that might seal the win here.
Well, that was seven.
Oh, because we took away the book question.
True.
Okay.
True.
All right.
Moving on, question number 12 to Alyssa and Jenna.
In this first Harry Potter, oh wait, shout out to Danielle from Great Vine, Texas.
In this first Harry Potter movie, what is Gryffindor's house password?
Your time has begun.
I can like hear the voice
I can't hear the words
10 seconds left on the clock
Nothing to sound my brain
Right out
And your time is up
Nothing
No I don't I have no idea
No I've got nothing
All right to Franon and Kelly
Your time has begun
What's the first movie
The first movie
What is Gryffindor's house password
They changed so many times
I know and I feel like
But I do
This was a
somebody's getting it wrong.
Right.
Like Neville can't ever get in.
Yeah.
It's right to the fat lady.
I know.
It's always like Latin or something.
It's always like a plant name or like it was abstinence one time, which is funny.
I don't.
I don't know either.
I don't know it.
What is it?
Caput, Dracconis.
No way.
Oh.
Those words are not even in my head.
They're not even in my head.
That was not what was in my head.
No way.
Not even close.
Wow.
That was really hard.
I'll have to look back. I don't even remember that word
ever being on it. I guess you guys will have to look back.
All right.
Question number 13 to Franon Kelly.
Shout out to Jenna from Omaha, Nebraska.
Aunt Becky's also from Nebraska.
Oh.
From Falas.
Aunt Becky? Okay. Yeah.
The Anne Becky. The character. The character, not the person.
Oh, okay. I was like, I didn't know that.
When Hermione Harry and Ron are captured by the snatchers,
what name and blood rank does Hermione use?
Your time has begun.
Penelope Clearwater, Half Blood.
Final answer?
Yes.
That is correct.
Folks.
She is quick and she knows what she's doing.
Holy moly.
Deathly House questions.
That's the one I watch the most.
All right.
Question number 14.
Moving on to Alyssa and Jenna.
Shout out to Emma from London again.
Oh, wait.
Excuse me.
There has been a repeat question.
I repeat.
There has been a...
No, no.
Question.
Number 14 is the same as number five.
Fumble number five.
You sent.
I'm looking at Noah because he sent.
Fumble by our previous host.
Our previous host.
He sent that document over and I should have looked it over twice.
I don't know, Rhea.
He was doing a lot of shit over by the computer before.
It feels like sabotage.
It does like sabotage.
Because he knew that I was going to fucking crush us and he said I got to throw her off
her rails.
All right.
I'm sorry.
Listen, Jenna.
We will move on to a different question.
Are you guys ready?
Yeah.
Yes.
What is Hagrid's pet dragon's name in the sorcerer's stone?
Your time has begun.
It's like Norbert or something.
Yeah.
Norbert.
Yeah.
Norbert.
Final answer?
That is correct.
Great job. Listen, Jenna.
That was great.
That's one of those names where when it comes to you.
It's like, well, duh.
That's obviously it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
For sure.
Yeah.
Final question
To Kelly and Fran
Shout out to Paul from Boston
Who sent over 30 questions at least
Wow shout out to Paul
He could have curated this entire show
He could have but we only chose one
Wow shout to him
Name the champions in the Gobble to Fire
Your time has begun
Oh
Like Harry Wants
Harry Potter Fleur Delecoeur Ficta Krum
Oh the Zedigree?
Four of them
Yep yes what she just said
Yeah
I need a final answer for you
Harry Potter
Cedric Digger
Flore Delacore, Victor Crumb.
That is correct.
And the winners,
the absolute wizards of Harry Potter trivia
are Fran and Kelly,
mostly Kelly Keegs.
Kelly Keeggs, followed by her trusty sidekick.
Listen,
Kelly Keegis is Harry Potter and Fran is Ron Weiss.
100%.
There it is.
Listen, Jenna, you guys were great opponents.
I might have been more like a Neville
in that scenario, but I will take it.
You guys were great opponents.
But unfortunately,
you could not get the job done today
so you better watch those movies 15 more times
if you're gonna be entering Harry Potter trivia
Kelly Keyes you get the wand of this game
I will give to you metaphorically
Thank you. I love a wand.
Great game, Franon Kelly, great game.
Thank you guys for playing.
Thanks guys. Thank you for hosting.
You're welcome. Thank you, thank you for hosting. Thank you guys so much. Thank you guys so much for
playing it. All jokes aside it. We've been wanting to really do Harry Potter
so that was very fun. Yeah, this is great.
I reached out on a whim.
I did not think that this is going to actually land.
Well, that is great.
And honestly, maybe I have to mix in somebody
that's not Kelly because she's just far too good at this.
You did not stand a chance.
Right now you came to play, y'all.
You don't want to play against Kelly.
That's why I said. The original idea was me
versus Kelly and I said, no.
Thank God. Thank God.
Listen, Jenna, if you can email
Noah with your address
and sizes, we'll send you some
merch maybe some Harry Potter merch.
Hell yeah. If you're lucky. Awesome.
All right. Thank you guys. Thank you guys. Thank you guys. All right, everyone that
wraps up this episode of Chicks in the Office. Thank you guys for listening. We'll be back
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