Chicks in the Office - Lily James Broke Up Another Marriage? Cole Sprouse’s New Girl + Adele on SNL
Episode Date: October 26, 2020Lily James and Armie Hammer rumors swirling (13:58-25:11). Cole Sprouse spotted with what looks like his new girlfriend (25:33-30:34). Adele on SNL (34:13-43:15). Ariana Grande's new song/video positi...ons + album preview (43:40-48:39). Miley Cyrus announces rock album (51:31-57:55). CITO merch > http://bit.ly/citomerch. Follow us on Instagram @chicksintheoffice and on Twitter @chicksintheoff + subscribe to our Snapchat show > http://bit.ly/thegroupchat & our YouTube > http://bit.ly/CITOYOUTUBE.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/chicks-in-the-office
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What's up, everyone?
It's Chicks in the Office with Rianne, giving you that Friday energy on a Monday.
Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday.
Monday, Monday, Monday.
It is definitely Monday.
Fran, I can hear your ice roller on your face.
I'll pause.
You have to pause for a quick second, because.
I can hear it. And we need to pause to talk about Macy's, our favorite place to shop, especially
right now. Of course, I got my slippers on that I got from Macy's. I literally haven't taken them off.
I don't even wear real shoes anymore. I don't know what that says about me. I've just become extremely
lazy in my footwear, but the slippers are just, they're so comfy. Obviously, once I start stepping up
my game a little bit, I'll throw those boots on as well that I got from Macy's and their jewelry,
got a nice choker, some earrings. We all know that my face.
favorite earrings ever are from Macy's. Thanks to Hank, you got them for Valentine's Day. And Francesca,
how much have you been loving Macy's? Tell us, tell us all. I have ordered so much stuff. It's been so
great. I'm also now in the slipper game, wear them around my apartment all the time. It's just
so, so comfortable. I actually went to dinner, um, Saturday night and wore
a free people body suit that I purchased from Macy's.
And I got many, many compliments, many compliments.
So I'm just saying they have the best, the best clothes.
They'll be looking good, feeling good, slippers, sweaters, boots.
Also, glam, still 10 days of glam.
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Okay.
Okay.
Guys, our brains are, my brain is broken today.
Honestly, I have no idea why I just said okay like that,
but it was uncomfortable and I apologize.
Fran and I are on the same level right now.
Our brains are not working quite hungover.
friends rolling her face right now, meaning not on Molly, she has an ice roller that she's
rubbing on her face. And to be honest, it's helping so much. I was perhaps overserved.
Perhaps. Perhaps. Perhaps. Perhaps. Maybe a tiny bit over served. Perhaps. Perhaps over served. Perhaps. Perhaps
overserved and by yourself yeah yeah perhaps over served but you know what it is what it is I I'm at
that level where today's been such a wash I straight up forgot we had to record this show had
completely forgot just that's where I'm at today oh I'm aware I texted I was like that is where I'm
at when you guys want to record friend responds oh wow forgot we had to record today yep just like
we do every Sunday. Every single, every single Sunday. That's where my brain is at.
Fair enough. Honestly, fair enough. I just feel dirty today. Like, you were getting those days
and you just feel dirty, like after drinking after. I feel dirty. I smoked more blunts than I
have in a really long time last night. And now I feel dirty. I wouldn't take back any of it.
I would do it again tonight. But I legitimately am like,
I already shower twice since last night,
and I'm going to have to add a third and maybe a fourth into the rotation.
I feel like I just I understand that.
You know, like I'm just drinking.
Yeah.
And like eating like shit.
I feel a little dirty.
Well, I was and yeah, I also just kind of ignore some responsibilities.
Yeah.
It's true.
Just a little grime.
Yeah.
Just a little grime.
I cleaned out a lot of my closet this weekend as well.
and I'm donating clothes and whatnot.
But I, like, you know, once you just start and you're just like in freaking organization mode, like, and now, but I, I did about 75% and then, like, gave up.
So my apartment is, like, kind of gross because I got so into it and then had to leave.
and now it's all just kind of sitting around still.
Hashtag messy girls.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hashtag dirty girls.
Seriously messy.
That's okay.
Very messy.
Other than that, how was your weekend, Maria?
Francesca, it was good.
It was lovely.
Like I said, smoked a lot of wants for some reason.
Yeah.
And it was as best as it could be in that situation.
Sometimes that happens.
Sometimes, maybe more often than not.
But you know what?
bless up my brain is not working today like not working up like what is that how's that
remember last week when you said every monday we were getting some motivation what do we got today
because i was going i was going to say something monday motivation
um no i'm kidding this was this this wasn't like a motivational message for everybody more of a
motivational reminder.
Okay.
Drink some water.
Ooh.
Drink some water today.
I don't drink nearly enough water and I have been downing water today because water is so
important.
It's important to not look at yourself in the mirror and think, I look dirty.
I need to stop using that word.
But I looked in the mirror today and I was like, you drank last night.
You're looking a little, you know, like.
Yep. Your skin isn't glowing.
A little pasty.
You're looking like you need some water.
You're looking dehydrated.
Yeah.
So you know what, Maria?
Go fill up your hydroflask.
This is not an ad for hydroflask, by the way.
Go fill up your hydroflask and down some ice water.
Like get that in your system.
So that's my Monday motivation for everybody.
Drink some freaking water today.
That's a good one.
That is definitely a good one.
Because I will say, I think when I was living on Long Island, I was drinking way more water.
Just like had my flask, would fill it up multiple times a day.
And being back in the city, I feel like I'm doing it less.
And I think it is apparent.
Like I can, you don't realize how great, how like beneficial it is.
And I think it was helping my skin so much.
I've been dealing with some breakouts.
It's back in New York, you know, the air and everything.
But and the mask, the mask.
Maskney is a very real thing.
But water helps it all so much.
It really does.
I'm going to do an ASMR water sip for everybody right now to make them really want some water.
That was it.
That was a nice gulp.
I want to do one more.
I wish there was a little more ice in there.
So there was more of a clank.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, you spilled a little.
Smilled a lot of a lot of it.
A little bit there.
Spilled a lot a little there.
But God damn, did that feel good?
Yeah.
All right.
And then I'll probably, I'm down for that Monday.
Drink water.
Yeah, I'll have a more inspirational one next Monday as well.
But I feel like this one's a good, good default one.
Just drink water.
Drink some water, guys.
That's all I got for everybody.
today. No, but yeah, it was a good weekend. Saw my family. That's always fine and dandy.
Yeah, I saw my family too. I haven't seen them in a while. Oh, speaking of family,
I was with the Marianas Thursday nights. Francesca's family. Francesca, her brother, her sister.
Yeah. And it was the Eagles game. And Fran was close to my apartment and she was like,
I'm going to be near your apartment. And I was like, well, then I'm going to come. And her family
her sister and a brother and Fran are quite aggressive,
Eagles,
watchers,
which I love.
I'm not saying that in a bad way because I love it.
But I almost was like,
oh my God,
where has this Francesca been my whole life?
Because she's sitting here,
cursing at the TV.
Ah,
suck it.
Fuck you.
And I'm like,
what is going on?
My sweet Francesca is corrupted by the sport of football.
She's wild,
but I love it.
She is.
I love it. I was like, oh my God, I loved these people, this family.
And you guys were just like cursing and like yelling and getting into it. And then they ended up winning.
Which was great.
So it's like it was a great time. Honestly, just a great time. But a really good look into how your family acts during an Eagles game.
Yeah, we're all a bunch of, we're all a bunch of psychos.
Absolutely psychos.
My brother, when, you know, when they were losing, it's like my brother, it was like the end of the world.
It's like, I'm leaving.
I'm watching the rest at home.
I got to work tomorrow.
Screw this.
Blah, but like being like, I'm getting out of here.
Like, I can't believe I'm still here watching this.
And then they win and we're like, okay, do you need to, do you need to go home?
Like you said you have work tomorrow.
Like, he was like, no, like, I'll come.
I'll come with you guys to take Norman for like a little walk.
Like, oh my God.
We went on a full on walk with Norman at 12.30 at night.
Meanwhile two hours earlier, your brother was like, I'm leaving.
I have worked.
the morning. Yeah. It's just hilarious. It's really like hideous what sometimes football can do
to your, to your mindset. Oh my God. I was almost relieved that I don't really care that much.
I was like, oh my God. You didn't have this kind of stress watching a game to years off your life.
I had Rio. I had Rio keep checking. I was like, Maria feel my pulse right now. She was like,
are you okay? I was worried. I was worried. I was going to have to call the ambulance for a second.
You were getting up.
there. It was like, you know, becoming an urgent situation. I don't wear like any of the, you know,
fitness watches and whatnot because it would make me feel bad about myself. But if I did have one of
those, I would like to know what my, what my heart rate goes to in those situations, because it's got to be
pretty high. It's got to be pretty high. It's got to be very high, one might say. Yeah. Yeah.
Blood absolutely pumping through your veins. Yeah. Yeah. All right. I think it's,
It's time to get into the freaking show.
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.
Ooh, we have this little game show music.
No, I'm excited.
Because this is the first time we're talking about Army Hammer in a topic.
And I'm really excited.
So let's get into the topics.
We got, apparently Army Hammer's marriage ended after his wife found text with a girl
named Adeline in his phone, which actually was Lily James' alias on the set of their movie, Rebecca,
that was just released on Netflix. So that is some major tea. Cole Spouse has a new girlfriend,
paparazzi pictures. Adele was on SNL this past weekend, many funny skits. Ariana Grande released a new
song called Positions and new music video, and Mila Cyrus announced that she will be releasing a rock
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There is some hot gossip going around about why Army Hammer's marriage ended.
And all speculations are now coming out since the movie Rebecca was released on Netflix
as stars Lily James and Army Hammer.
And apparently on the set of this movie, Lily James used an alias named Adeline.
And then Army Hammer had suspicious, very flirty text.
with a girl named Adeline in his phone around the same time he was filming this movie.
It looks like Lily James and Army Hammer might have had a little in a fair,
a fair situation going on.
I think that might have been the case.
Now, I don't know what is going on with,
with Lily James.
She likes a married man.
She likes a married man.
But it's crazy because, you know, I believe she was still with Matt Smith at that time.
But I guess, I don't know, like the way it was framed was that maybe that was already on the rocks and heading towards the end.
But Lily and now Army, I feel bad for Elizabeth Chambers.
You know, we know that they tried to go to therapy, save the marriage.
and they, like, only celebrities can, I think, like, quarantined at the beginning of COVID in the Cayman Islands.
And that ended up, you know, obviously not working out.
And they split. We know that they split. They had posted about it. But he went back to the basics for them. And it was just like a
weird, like you could tell that Army and Elizabeth Chambers were kind of on the,
were, I don't know, not necessarily on the rocks, but things didn't seem as good with them.
Elizabeth Chambers was always posting with the two of them and whatnot.
So this all makes sense that Lily was involved in some way during the making of this movie.
The rumors were that she was called Adeline on like the call sheets and everything for
the movie. It wasn't her character's name though, but it was like something that she was just
like called on set. So the puzzle piece is fit. They fit fairly well. I would say that there is
no suspicion any longer as to who he was texting. And I don't know what's going on with Lily James,
but I feel like she likes a married man. That's what I'm seeing here. We got Army Hammer,
then we have Dominic West. I mean, whatever happened to Chris,
Why aren't we hanging out with Chris Evans?
What happened there?
I will say, though, Army Hammer, pretty irresistible.
Are we going to say, no, I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
Don't want to go there.
He had a wife.
You don't fuck with that.
I do not fuck with people who interfere in relationships.
I do not.
I hate it.
If you know somebody is married, right?
Why do you go there?
Why do you go there?
I don't get it.
You know?
It just doesn't make sense to me.
It sounds like it was very messy.
It does sound messy.
And I understand you're working on a movie.
It's hot and steamy.
You guys are a couple.
But like, ah, there's just something icky about it.
And I really want to like Lily James, but I'm getting a bit turned off.
Getting a bit turned off by the actions we're seeing.
You can only have so many rumors about you and marrying with married men.
That eventually.
A problem.
Yes.
And I don't.
where you know what they say, where there's smoke, there's fire.
And you get caught in one situation like this.
And you're like, okay, give her the benefit of the doubt.
Maybe something weird was going on there.
More than one, it's a little suspicious.
It's definitely suspicious.
Like, I'm on to Lily James.
Don't let Lily James around your man because she's going to take them.
And she's not going to care.
She's going to show no mercy.
So someone sent in this post to Dumois.
I wonder if I still, every time I say it, I'm like, I hope I'm saying it right to the people who run this Instagram.
I also wonder if they are like, wow, Fran and Ria talk about us quite often.
Like, we just, we are always talking.
They have all the best gossip.
They get all the best shit.
They do.
They really do.
So someone sent in about Lillian Army and said everything around them filming apparently was very tense.
They wrote, he was being incredibly difficult and.
demanding and she was struggling with acting, kept having to redo her scenes over and over.
She got very upset and he complained to the director on her behalf.
Just a lot of negative energy on set and I remember thinking without any reason or evidence
that they were hooking up.
Also, his assistant was an absolute asshole and a producer of Netflix asked to file a complaint
against him because they all hated him and wanted him gone, but he was part of Army
Hammer's contract and they needed more formal complaints against him.
they look pretty happy together in these paparazzi pictures on set
yeah and then there was a one day and then the next day when you know his his wife catches
him texting her then all of a sudden it's an awkward situation right or and even if things are
tense on set like you kind of think maybe it was almost to throw people off or to try and make
it seem like they didn't have that kind of connection there was also a blind
on Crazy Days and Nights
that was revealed from like a few months ago
that had said
the cleaner sounding technically married actor
turned in a recent, about to be released,
crap performance because he spent all his time
on set trying to sleep with his A-list co-star
who was in a relationship at the time with a philanderer
while fending off one who was married at the time of film.
when it was revealed to be Army
Lily and Lily was dating Matt Smith
at the time. Crazy Days and Nights I think has also
posted a bunch about Matt Smith kind of
also cheating on Lily James possibly so
So maybe
Army really wanted Lily James
and then Lily James's acting was struggling
because she was so distracted by Army Hammer
always trying to flirt with her
And then he may be trying to do the right thing
she was in a relationship.
And then maybe he was sending her flirty text messages.
Maybe she, you know, flirt a little bit back.
And then the wife just didn't like that.
I don't, I don't know.
But I feel like, I don't know.
I can't name another person recently in my head where they've been spotted out with
two married men rumors in this sense.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
And it's happening, it's happening very close to each other.
I think there's been more rumors of that whole situation with Dominic West, like not being okay with his wife and for that to kind of be in a bad spot.
Their marriage be in a bad spot after all that as well.
And they were just like trying to cover it all up.
But it's all very, very suspicious.
vicious. And I think
Elizabeth Chambers
had, I think she had
also found something else on his phone.
She, what happened was the final straw was receiving a
sexually, sexually explicit text
allegedly knew wasn't meant for her. So she got a text for him
that she just knew wasn't meant for her.
Oh, my God. That's got to be
so, boy.
I don't even, I don't even know.
My husband sends you like a text message and you're like, wow, that is so clearly not for me.
Right.
Yikes.
That is really sad.
I'm sorry not to like Army Hammer.
It's been a short run.
When you brought it up, I was like, I, there's, I feel like some drama around him big time.
I don't like Army Hammer anymore.
Not that he's not attractive, but.
I don't like him anymore.
I have to say I don't like him anymore.
For a second, I was like, is he the new celebrity crush?
I want to say he's not.
My celebrity crushes don't act like this pussy of a man does.
Sorry.
No, but.
Ooh.
All right.
We're getting fired up.
No, I just feel bad for his wife.
That's so terrible.
Did he like sexting somebody and then you send it to your wife?
You have to be an asshole.
Like I just, I don't know.
I don't like that.
He's still smoking hot, though.
like we have to respect that.
It's true. And two kids.
Yeah, that's just shitty. That's just, yeah.
No, no.
Yep. So tough go for Lily James.
Yeah. Don't know if she's going to be doing, you know, any more interviews in the future.
We didn't even, you know, she did Jimmy Fallon, but Jimmy Fallon must have agreed to not ask her about Dominic West because he did not ask.
ask her about Dominic West when she canceled her other interviews gives off a very innocent vibe.
And she does.
She's starting to believe she's not so innocent.
Yeah.
I mean, I think of Lily James and I think of Cinderella because I watched her, I've watched
her Cinderella like a billion times.
So I think of Mama Mia.
That's always what I think of.
I know.
I should I mom of me is a close second but I think of
I always think of Cinderella and she's she's so like I never
watched baby driver and she was so
I mean she's Cinderella so what sense yeah like a
pure of heart one might say right but maybe she's not so pure of
heart in real life she ain't coming on this show anytime soon it's it's a
couple of because we'd ask her these deep questions yeah a couple of
tough weeks for for lullie james big time and honestly i i hope that if these aren't true that she comes out
and is like my name is being torn apart here and i don't sleep with married men but we haven't heard
from her so i'm starting to believe she likes married men right probably just hoping that this all
blows over and it's that's the end of that but kind of a crazy situation it looks like
cole spouse has a new girlfriend in vancouver
And honestly, we're ruining for them.
Some paparazzi pictures were released of what it looks like outside somebody's home.
They were hugging, looked happy.
And I'm actually happy to see Cole Sprauss moving on from Lily Reinhardt.
I feel like that was a relationship.
That was a lot of back and forth.
Are they together?
Are they not together?
And now it seems like he's with somebody else.
I'm pretty, I'm not going to lie.
I'm pretty surprised just because I felt like when they went back to
Vancouver to go back to Riverdale, that they would reconnect or that there would be some kind of
reunion between the two of them. Because I always felt like things were bad for them when they
weren't filming and they were in separate places from each other. And that's when there were always
rumors of like them breaking up or them taking breaks or whatever. And I always thought that
when they would go back to set, maybe they would reunite. But,
But that doesn't seem to be the case, which makes this part of the game of dating a co-star
because now Lily Reinhart has to see.
I don't know.
I just feel like it's hard because they're, they seem like they're all such good friends,
everyone on that set, like they're all hanging out.
And now Cole is bringing around a new girl.
That sucks.
I agree.
That was actually my second thought besides,
Oh, look, Colesbass is with a new girl.
Happy for him.
My second thought was, ooh, they're shooting in Vancouver.
He has a new girl around.
Maybe he doesn't bring her around.
But if they become a little more serious, then how do you introduce this girl to your
group of friends?
I feel like Lily would definitely not be okay with that whatsoever.
Just feel like that is a situation that I feel like is a doomsday situation.
Yep.
So hopefully they can figure it out.
It's tough.
They're co-stars.
I don't know.
say this girl's name, did we? Raina Silva. I was like, did we even say who it is?
No, now we just did. Raina Silva. You can find her on Instagram. But I feel like we don't know
how long Riverdale is going to go on for it, right? I feel like they have to be wrapping up soon
this show. People are starting to really hate it. People are not really loving Riverdale as much
as they once did. I will say I have stopped watching Riverdale. And like I didn't watch really any of
of the last season,
but I watched it pretty religiously before that.
So I don't know.
It's the CW.
Sometimes they drag those bad boys out and milk them for all their worth.
Like it's a popular show.
People are still going to watch.
So I wouldn't be surprised if like it feels like this should be the last season,
but then it gets like two more seasons after that.
But also they can only, I don't know,
It's what like they
They can only be getting into the same kind of shit for so long.
Right.
That's why I'm looking at it.
Like, okay, I feel like there's been enough seasons
for this to be the final season.
Who knows how longer they'll go.
But maybe this is just for Cole's sanity.
I feel like he's got to move on.
He can't be too worried about having a co-star ex-girlfriend
if he wants to move on with his life.
Because if he keeps sitting around thinking about Lily Reinhart,
then he's going to end up back.
with Willie Reinhart and then back in the situation where they break up again.
Like I think if he just moves on and then kind of keeps it low key, maybe hangs out with
his friends separately, doesn't really bring the new girl around that much.
You know, one day eventually, maybe she'll have to be there.
But it's a new thing.
So I feel like it's not something that he has to jump into right away anyway.
Yeah.
It seems like it's maybe just a fun, get to know each other, hang out.
She's 21.
They're having a good time.
in Vancouver.
They're very much on a day you can tell from this picture of them hugging.
And also someone submitted to, like, also someone submitted to Dumas saying that they aren't
hiding anything.
She's at his place often, been shopping, been out to dinner in bars.
He just dropped a photo shoot of her.
Very beautiful.
She's 21.
Kind of that perfect age for actor's girlfriend.
She's close to several of his closest friends already.
Yeah, I saw that. And I always take what they put. Obviously, we love what they post because it's all this juicy gossip. But I also take what they post very, you know, lightly. I'm not going to think 100% for sure that this is true. But I'm also like, oh.
Many times before, they don't fact check any of their stuff. Like it's, you could send in the most absurd thing and it would get posted and it would just be straight up lie. Exactly. So who even knows if that's necessarily true. But good for him if it is.
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Adele hosted SNL this weekend. She was not the musical guest. She was the actual host.
Adele has always been very, very funny. I feel like she is, seems like a very funny person,
very fun person to hang out with her carpool karaoke is one of the best carpal karaoke.
that have ever been done.
I feel like that always kind of gave like a good insight to how she is.
But she hosted SNL.
Her monologue, it was, it was interesting because there were some moments I thought that
were really funny, but then also somewhere, it kind of just felt like she was reading
her monologue, like off the teleprompter, which I'm sure she was.
But I don't know if the teleprompter was maybe placed in a, in a poor spot because it was
like it felt like it was off to the side and she kept looking off to the side instead of talking
kind of directly into the camera. But she joked about, you know, losing wage that she only
because of all the new COVID rules and travel bands. She had to pack light so she only brought
half of her. And she also said she was not the musical guest because her album is still
unfinished. So if that's true, that is super unfortunate for those rumors that Adele's new album
was going to come out at the end of the month. Very unfortunate. Although I'm still like
she went on S&L. Right. Like you go on S&L. You have some, yeah. You have something coming up
in my personal opinion if that happens. I will say Adele times the Bachelor was something that was just
perfect for our world. It was like Adele knew we were waiting for this to happen.
in a perfect crossover event.
And I love when truly talented people like Adele show up on SNL.
I really do.
Yeah.
The Bachelor skit was the best one because she was being funny and also singing.
Like there's a good, like we still want her to sing a little bit.
She's just so incredibly talented.
Like I don't even know how any of the other.
words are escaping my brain.
Any of the other comedians.
I'm sorry, guys. It's Monday. It's Monday.
By far it might be the worst podcast I've ever recorded in the history of this show.
But here we are.
Everybody else, if you still listen to us, we love you guys.
You know what?
There hasn't been many out of 200 plus episodes we've done.
So I'll cut us some slack.
Let us have a damn day.
Let us have it.
Yeah, exactly.
But I meant to say, like, I could not be around Adele when she just breaks out into song like that and be able to keep a normal reaction.
She's so talented.
She walked out the stage to sing to sing someone like you.
You just want to sing along.
It's just so good.
Oh, God.
It's honestly a crime.
I just did that because I'm not Adele.
And only Adele should be able to say the words hello from now on.
We should ban the word hello from everybody using it and only let us.
Adele use hello. It's only a hay
from now on. Only Adele gets to use
hello. She
was great. There was
I don't know. There was some
weird skits. There were
some good skits. Like, anytime
this, any
SML has like
we've talked about this before.
They are not funny anymore.
Sometimes they are funny. Like,
I will give it to them. You can't
say that they're all bad when you don't watch.
No, okay, fine, fine, fine. I won't
they're all bad, but the ones that I see, I'm like,
yes. Look, anytime they break character, it is funny regardless of if the skit is funny or not.
So, like, they did a whole tourism, Africa tourism skit. And Adele could not stop laughing the whole
time at Kate McKinnon, which was very funny. And, like, Adele was truly look like she was
wiping away tears from her face as she was trying to get it done, which is always funny. But then
there was, like, there was this skit that they did.
called um i think it was called ass angel jeans i believe or and they were like perfume
jeans and it was yeah but the whole skit was just like i was like who who comes up with this
like i went to go see even the what some of the youtube comments were like how what
drug was this person on when they came up with
they came up with this, came up with this skit?
But she was doing a little bit of an American accent in it.
And it was very beautiful.
She's such a peaceful voice.
Like she was kind of whisper talking.
But, yeah, it was just some of the skits you're just like,
this is just really weird.
You're almost like they sit around and they think,
what is the dumbest thing I can come up with?
And then they put it into a skit, which I almost, I respect.
Like, I have so many dumb ideas in my head that could turn into a skit, but I don't do them because they would be bad.
And S&L has gone to the point where they're just like, we'll put anything on there.
We'll do anything.
But still the actors and actresses are very talented.
And Adele is so talented.
And honestly, I wish that she would do ASMR.
I feel like she would just put me to sleep and just calm the entire world with her voice.
That would be quite beautiful.
That would be a good one.
Does, so do you think this album is coming out literally next week or no?
No.
The rumor was that it was going to come out on Friday.
Because I saw rumors that Ariana, Drake, Adele, and there was one more person people were saying.
What's the date of Ariana's new album?
I don't know.
They were all saying that's Friday.
Next Friday.
Next Friday.
Okay.
Diana is next Friday.
Drake is now January.
What?
Ariana is
Ariana is this fall day.
He announced it.
So like it is coming in January.
He said this summer.
Then it was whatever.
Anyways,
back to Adele and Ariana.
I mean,
the George brothers
absolutely have a whole album
just waiting to be released
and it hasn't been released.
Like I just feel like with COVID,
everybody's kind of sitting on their stuff
and waiting to release things.
And I'm just like,
oh, come on.
Come on.
Do you think it's,
it's because they feel like they can't do proper press for it,
or do you think that they are just taking the time to relax?
I don't know, man.
Taking the time to relax me questions right now, please.
Taking the time to relax.
It's already done.
It's like...
We've been relaxing.
Like, I feel like so much is already done
that it's more of just a timing thing of really,
I guess, waiting to...
to release the music.
I don't know.
I don't know.
But I don't really think that we're going to be getting an Adele album now,
especially if, not even if it's a fact Ariana's album comes out on Friday.
So it's like why she wouldn't release her album on the same day Ariana was releasing her album.
Of course, and especially since she said it's unfinished,
she's not going to rush an unfinished project to go up against Ariana Grande's project.
Yeah. See, I don't want to doubt, Del. I really don't. But I just feel like unfinished.
I just feel like it's finished. I just, I feel like it is finished. And artists say unfinished when they're not totally sure if they like 100% love it slash want to put it out.
Like I feel like an album is done. Now, does she want to put it out?
is where...
Well, maybe it's done, but she's tweaking it.
Yeah, no, I...
Yeah.
Which is allowed.
Artists are perfectionists.
I'm sure she does not want, like,
she wants it to be the best can be,
which is fair.
I want it to be the best it can be,
but I also would just really love
some new music for Madel,
but I guess we just got to keep waiting.
It is bizarre to do SNL for kind of no reason,
but maybe that's what she was doing.
Or she had planned to release the album and then went, nope,
and then she wasn't going to cancel the S&L appearance.
That also makes sense too.
You know what, Adele, sweetie, you do you.
When you want to release that album, you release it.
We'll be waiting.
We'll be waiting.
Ariana Grande released a new song and video on Friday.
It's called Positions.
She is the president in the music video.
She looks unbelievable.
No one really has a jaw line like Ariana Grande.
I just feel like there are so many profile shots of her in this music video.
She looked fantastic.
And this is how I feel sometimes with Ariana songs.
She puts out a new song and I'm like, okay, it's fine.
I feel like so much of Ariana's music to me has a very similar sound.
But after I listen to it a few times, I'm humming that bad boy, like, all day long.
Like, it's just stuck.
And you realize you're kind of like grooving to it and listening to it.
That's kind of how I felt feel with them with positions.
Absolutely.
I think it takes a few times listen to Ariana Grande's songs before you were like,
this is a bop depending on which song it is.
Because sometimes you hear them and you're like, you love it right away.
This song, I feel like how you feel, I feel like by the fifth time or six time,
I hear and I'm going to like it. It kind of just sounds like her other songs to me, nothing special,
but I really did love the music video. I love the meaning behind it. I love that she used all women
when she was walking down the hallway, just powerful boss-ass bitches walking down. And I liked the
messages that she was including in this video. And I feel like it was an appropriate time to do that.
So I like that. And I think she looks fantastic, like you said, amazing jawline. Just she's obviously
absolutely stunning. We don't even need to point it out, but we do at the same time. Because it goes,
without saying, but also we need to say it because it's like she's just, I love the fashion in it,
you know, that cute outfit that she was wearing in the kitchen. I feel like a lot of people are
going to wear that for Halloween this year or maybe the other other style she did in that people
might wear for Halloween this year just because it's around the same time. But yeah, I thought the music
video was really great. The song, I don't know if it's about love or what like I think it is.
I think it's 100% about Dalton Gomez and like.
just once again,
Ariana Grande is back in love
and I feel like that's what
this song is saying
and she,
she acknowledge it,
acknowledges it even in the song
saying she doesn't want
to repeat history.
This is a new kind of relationship for her.
And you know what?
We'll see what happens.
I'm not going to believe
Ariana Grande is walking down the aisle yet again.
I was fooled the last time.
So I'm not going to start thinking
her in this guy.
That's what she's saying.
You know, she's like, even to herself, she's like, I'm not going to make the same mistakes
that I did before and rush into something or whatever.
But also, like, I love you, Dolan.
Yeah, at the same time.
But I kind of want to marry you right now.
Also, you're amazing.
And yeah, no, it's the best of both of all.
Switching up positions for you.
Yeah, I also, I saw her track list was released.
And one of them is like 34 plus 35, which is just 69.
Like her, a song title is 69, but not actually 69.
Wow, you know what?
I didn't, I didn't add it up.
Like, when I looked at the track list, I was like, huh, I wonder what,
because I was like, I wonder what 34 and 35 mean to her, you know?
69 is one of her favorite positions.
I thought it was some kind of, some kind of code.
Oh, I should have just added them together.
Damn.
All right.
Okay.
I did.
I think she's getting, this is getting a little.
maybe a little kinky on this album do it she's at that age ariana let it out let us feel those
things with you yep she's got a song with doja cat a song with the weekend a song with tie doll a sign
so feel like it's gonna be ooh the weekend one is gonna go to number one right away i feel like
i feel like them together is chef's kiss yeah i'm with you on that i think it's gonna be pretty
pretty awesome.
She, I do love.
She has a song called Love Language.
Oh, I still need.
No, I need to take that test still.
Got to take the test.
Take the test.
I also am a fan
already of just the names of these songs.
Like the first song is just called Shut Up.
I know. I saw that too.
Great name.
Yeah.
Song number eight is just called My Hair.
Nine is just called nasty.
Oh, we're getting nasty.
Yeah.
So that is, yeah, that is out on Friday.
So we'll be back here, same time, same place in a week talking about the whole album.
Cannot wait.
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Great news, everybody. Miley Cyrus is releasing a brand new album called Plastic Hearts.
And it is a rock album. This is what 2020 needed. Thank you, Miley Cyrus. Thank you rock
God's. Thank you. Thank you, everybody.
Miley has answered,
Miley has answered everything that I've asked of her in the last couple months.
Like, you know, every time I'm like, oh, I really hope Miley does this,
or I really hope Miley does that. She does it.
She puts her these songs that she's doing.
You can stream them, you know, she did that live performance of zombies,
and it was so good. And I was like, oh, I hope she puts that on Spotify.
She does. You can listen to it.
At the same time of her saying that Plastic Hearts comes out November 27th.
The album art is amazing.
It's very rock and roll.
She looks, I don't know.
I'm so excited for this.
And I love Rock Miley.
I think Rock Miley is my favorite kind of Miley because I also think it attracts,
not that this even really matters, but I think it makes other people who,
kind of just brush Miley off as like, oh, Disney pop star, like, Hannah Montana, whatever,
like, as wow, she's actually a super cool chick who can sing her ass off and is so talented
and can pull off these covers of these amazing rock songs.
Like my, like my dad has not stopped listening to some of her covers that she's been doing.
And it's like, did I ever think that would be happening where my dad would be like, oh, God, put that, put on that my like song, you know?
So I just, I think she can do so much with the rock album.
I hope she gets like a lot of respect for doing this and hopefully people love it.
I think she will rock.
I love rock.
So I'm really, really excited for this.
I actually like rock music probably better than pop music, one might say.
I wanted to start a band when I was in seventh grade, a girl rock band,
just because I was obsessed with the runways in Joan Jett,
and I just was like practicing Cherry Bomb in my basement over and over and thinking I was going to be like a rock star.
But I love Rock Miley.
I love her covers.
I think they're so fucking good.
She's so good.
Her voice is so made for it.
She's got that rasp that just really goes really well with that type of singing.
I feel like she gets rass.
It has been getting raspy.
raspyer. She has been and she actually talks about it in a few interviews where she said that it's really
staying up and smoking. Her voice has just gotten raspy from all the drugs and the staying up and the
singing, which is doing well for her rock career because I think that this album is going to be
fantastic. I do think a lot of people are going to respect her. I think a lot of rock stars are going to
respect her. I think that she has that respect with a lot of people already, but I think this is going to
solidify that spot for sure. She's got the look going for her. She's got that hair, rock star hair,
rock star lifestyle. I'm super excited for this version of Miley Cyrus. She's so incredibly talented.
And like you said, people, some people write her off thinking, oh, Disney, Pop Star, whatever it is.
She is so talented. Her voice is insane. And I think that her voice really matches this genre of music.
So I'm really, really excited for this album. Yeah, exactly. And she wrote on Instagram,
that this was like a totally different direction
than what she had thought
was going to happen with this next album
when she had wrote
if you're reading this know that I fucking love
and appreciate you on the deepest level
I began this album over two years ago
thought I had it all figured out
not just the record with its songs and sounds
but my whole fucking life
no one checks an ego like life itself
just when I thought the body of work was finished
it was all erased
including most of the music's relevance
because everything had changed
nature did what I now
see as a favor and destroyed what I couldn't let go of for myself. I lost my house in a fire,
but found myself in its ashes. Luckily, my collaborators still had most of the music that was
burned up in journals and computers filled with songs for the EP series I was working on at the time,
but it never felt right to release my story, each record being a continual autobiography, with a huge
chapter missing. If it were a chapter in my book, I guess I would call it the beginning,
which usually when something is over, we call it the end. But it was far from that. In triumpt in
gratitude. I present to you my seventh studio record plastic hearts to be released November 27th,
2020. I love that. When I'm reading, when I read this, I was like, oh, fuck yeah. I present to you
my seventh studio record plastic. Fuck yeah, Miley. I love it. I got chills, honestly. Honestly,
I would love to know, like, the music that she recorded two years ago, absolutely, like, her whole
life is so different from everything that was going on two years ago. It's like, yeah, you, yeah,
You just got to restart, got to do something else.
Right.
And I feel like it's always crazy to me, actually,
when artists released stuff from so many years ago.
Because when you work on something,
and it's two years ago, and then two years go by and then you release it,
it's not the same person, like you just said.
And what I love talking about Ariana Grande is she has released a new album every year.
So she's working on this album throughout the year.
Then she releases it.
Next year, she does the same thing.
Same thing.
So, you know, year, one year makes sense.
Working on for something for two years, you probably started even before that writing it.
It's not going to make sense.
So I'm actually really excited that she kind of was just like, fuck it, I'm redoing this,
really get all her feelings out there.
Her life is so different.
She's not in love with a boy that she was dating for 10 plus years at that point.
Yep.
She, you know, she lost her house.
Or whatever.
She lost through that fire.
And I feel like she has guns.
gone through so much. She's sober now. There's so many different things that have changed in her
life within the last two years that it wouldn't be the same person. So I'm really excited. And just for
the sound in general, I feel like it's just going to sound really good. Totally. I am absolutely
pumped for it. I think it's going to be awesome. All right, that wraps up today's episode of
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