Chicks in the Office - Met Gala Recap (ft. Camille Kostek *SI Cover Girl*)

Episode Date: May 9, 2019

NEW CITO MERCH: (https://bit.ly/2WyegBK). Our thoughts on the new office/studio (2:03-4:47). Full Met Gala recap (7:32-53:57). The royal baby, Archie, has arrived (56:13-1:09:35). Vanderpump Reunion Part 1 recap (1:12:15-1:27:33). 'Game of Thrones' episode 4 recap (1:28:04-1:53:41). Interview with SI SWIMSUIT 2019 COVER GIRL Camille Kostek (1:56:42-2:22:53). Follow us on Instagram @chicksintheoffice and on Twitter @chicksintheoff.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/chicks-in-the-office

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Stitchfix.com slash chicks. All right, let's get into today's episode. Fran, it's been a fantastic week so far. We moved in to our new office in New York City. Yes. We are loving it. Some people might not love it, but right now we're having a great time in here. We got a new studio for our Instagram show and we got new desk.

And honestly, it just feels clean. I feel motivated. Yeah. And that's where my head is at. It's just. an all around upgrade. Like, it's an all around upgrade. When we,

we have the lovely Camille Kostick on our show today. But Camille came in with SI people. And one of the women looked at me when she came in, it was just like, this is crazy. Like, she's compared to what you guys were in before to this is insane. Agreed. If you see the two, like if you have stepped into both offices,

it's just insane. It's crazy. The difference. Like the guest probably, if you're a recurring guest, like Camille, everyone is probably going to walk in and be like,

what the fuck? Yeah. You guys upgraded big time. It's like going from a six to a ten. Right. Like just a huge, huge upgrade. I love it. I think it's great.

I got my own desk. Yeah. I'm so freaking excited about my own desk. It's crazy. I don't have to worry about people stealing my chair. Like every day in the old office. I would show up at work. And I would say maybe three out of the five days,

I finally have my own chair. Like I had a chair in the old office, but probably three out of five days I would go in and my chair would just be gone. Because they would just get moved. There was not enough chairs for the amount of people that were in the office. When somebody would steal Fran's chair,

I would also shun that person. Like Fran would throw major shade and be like, you didn't see my jacket on the chair. I would try and mark my territory. And I would still take it. It'd still take it. What I want to do soon on an episode is actually go back into our history of how we started at Barstool and just everything because so many people DM us that don't know our stories

and where we actually came from starting as interns. And part of that was sharing a desk. And two years later, we still shared a desk. Yes. Well, we went from having no desk. Personally, I had no desk. Right. I just sat on a couch with my computer on my lab.

then I eventually moved to a little side spot, which then turned to a little corner. And now I was in between you and Glenn. And it was like half of half of a desk. Yes. So it's a major upgrade. We got these big desks. They're great. We have our own little studio.

And I'm loving it, friend. It's been a great week. And what makes it even better is how good this episode is. Yes. This episode is so good. We're giving it all to you. Everything that you want from this episode, it's coming. Mecala.

Vanderpump. Game of Thrones. Game of Thrones. Royal baby born. And Camille Kostick, the cover of the S-I swimsuit 2019 issue. It's crazy. Like we're talking about it just the two of us. We did have Camille here and you'll hear that.

But between you and me, bonkers that she's on the cover. It is so crazy because we have known Camille for a three. few years now and we've we talk about it with her in the interview but we've kind of moved along with her in the process like as she's growing we grow with her and the first time that we ever talked to her she was just like submitting to be in the swim search yeah she wasn't even a rookie yet so it's been insane and and surreal like just seeing it from the outside looking in is so surreal right when I was hired was right before Super Bowl Houston yes and that's That's when Barstle did, they did the rundown on Comedy Central.

And in the background, there was a bar. And Camille was the bartender. And the back of the Barstrel rundown on Comedy Central at like midnight. Yeah. And now literally a little bit over two years later. She's on the cover. Yeah. I'm going to cry again talking about it.

And we did tear up a little bit with Camille. So just listen to it because it's a great interview. Yes. Yes. We broke down all the Met Gala looks. There were so many more than we thought. So it just, we wanted to get. Like, we realized we were going so long.

We were like, all right, we got to condense this a little bit. So everybody buckle up. You got the highlights. You got the hour long highlights. Yes. Yes. Yeah, the hour long, really quick highlight. Really quick.

Really quick highlight of what went down at the Met Gala. All right, friend. So let's just get into it because I'm excited about this episode. Let's get into it, starting off with the MetGala Recap. Monday night was the Met Gala. And it's something we've been waiting for for a while now. This was big theme, camp. It means you can wear whatever you want,

as long as it's a little extra. Yeah, it's like camp is really supposed to be extravagant, garish, like very just out of the ordinary that can also kind of laugh at itself. but, you know, it's not exactly supposed to be, like, attractive. Right. Right. Like, it's supposed to be, like, creepy and extra. I think that there's so many interpretations of it.

Oh, so many. You know, it can be attractive. It can be appealing. But there's supposed to be something weird about it. Yeah. And something unusual, something people wouldn't do usually. Right. So.

Because people are, like, so, there's some that are so pissed about the theme that are like nobody nobody really went full camp there were so many in-betweens and then it also felt like so many people took that one line from from the poem about camp

it was like you know with the feathers so everybody just wore feathers everybody just wore feathers everybody wore pink but that was the color at the mechala was like a lightish pink was the theme I was impressed by the evening I was impressed as well

I was expecting a lot of fails. Usually I'm more prone to hating the looks at the Mechalla. It was hard for me last night. I loved a lot of them. Of course there are some that we'll talk about. But I love most of them. I think everybody brought it for the most part. Yeah.

Let's, I feel like we should just start from the beginning, right? Yeah, let's start from the beginning. So co-chairs, this camp, this, sounds like this year at camp, was organized by Harry Styles, Lady Gaga, Serena Williams. They were all co-chairs. Anna went towards obviously the first one to arrive. It almost seemed like Anna wasn't quite sure what the theme was. Like she was just in flowers and feathers. But does she have to follow the theme? That's the thing. Because I don't think she has to follow. No, I don't think she has to follow the theme. I think she just wears what she wants to wear, which is fine. She should do that. She can just judge everybody else. Exactly. She should be judging everybody else.

Yes. Lady Gaga showed up first. I did not know where the night was going to take me when Lady Gaga showed up, mainly because I didn't know how anybody was going to top it, because it was so extreme. She changed into four different outfits. She got undressed on the red carpet like nobody's ever done before. And honestly, I didn't know where we were going to go from there. I was like, am I going to be so disappointed for the rest of the night because Lady Gaga just showed up like this?

And then Billy Porter walked in. Yeah. Everybody really killed it. but it was so crazy because you get Lady Gaga showing up in all this pink, the train. It was just massive. It was like a house-sized dress. Right. She strips that off.

Then she has this beautiful black ball gown with an, you know, she's holding the umbrella. And then she moves to like a pink, like a hot pink, tight, like slip dress. Right. Like almost like a prom dress. Yes, almost. And she's got her props. She's acting. She's got like a big old chunky cell phone.

She's taking calls. Like she was in full actor mode the whole time. She was in full character. Then there's a brand new max. The designer just unzips her dress. And she's just naked. Bra. Panties tights.

Fabulous. It was absolutely fabulous. And then in that outfit, she gets on the stairs and starts posing, but in the air, basically twerking. I loved it. I couldn't get enough of it. Lady Gaga is what Katie Perry wishes she was. Facts.

I know. It's true. Nobody could do it like Gaga. And it was just so crazy because I don't even know when she did this. When she was in the bra and underwear, she had like a little cart that she was pulling and it was like House of Gaga. But at one point she just slipped on all these rings. Like she didn't have the rings on for some parts.

She had these five beautiful, like, I think they were all Tiffany because her jewelry was Tiffany that were apparently all worth close to $2 million. They all kind of looked like her past engagement rings. Yes, because her past engagement rings are so extravagant that of course all the rings that she wears are going to look the same. Right. They all kind of looked like the last ring that she got from from her last fiancee that had like the color in the middle with the diamonds around the end.

Isn't it funny how we have to clarify which fiance it was? Which engagement ring? Yeah. No, it wasn't her ex-fiance. It was the last one she had before the one for that. Yeah, exactly. We have to like specify which one it was. Yes.

Yeah, she absolutely killed it. I love the props. I love the people bring props. But I think you have to be the right kind of person to bring props. Like Lady Gaga, you can bring props. Somebody like, I'm trying to think, somebody, you know, below Lady Gaga. You wouldn't get like, I don't even know who to name here. Like, I'm trying to think the people, people that were there.

There's so many. There's only models. Like El Fanning. If El Fanning brought props, I'd be like, all right, El Fanning, tone it down. Right, right. What are you doing? So fair. Lady Gaga brings props.

I'm applauding her. Yeah. And she's a co-chair, so, you know, she gets that big solo entrance, make it all about her. Serena Williams, also a co-chair. She was in all these bright colors, butterflies, flowers. Gorgeous. She looks stunning. Stunning.

And then she takes some steps, reveals her kicks. Reveals her off. sneakers. I loved it. Absolutely loved it. Thought it was the perfect touch. I put it in my Mechalla guide blog. You mentioned it last week. Off white is literally notes on fashion if you think about it. And I think the sneakers fit perfectly. That's camp. The sneakers with the amazing dress, but then the sneakers are neon and match perfectly. Yeah, she really crushed it. And then last co-chair, I actually think there was another coat chair that I don't know who it was. Oh, it was the creative director of Gucci.

Yes, yes, correct. Yeah, yeah. So he arrived with Harry Styles. Right. And Harry Styles was in Gucci. He had like these high, do you think it was one thing or two separate pieces? I think it was two separate pieces. It was like these very high above his belly button white pants, black pants,

with a black lace, top ruffles, lots of lace, and just one. Pearl drop earring. It was perfect. I'm so obsessed with Harry Seals. Harris. I was a queen on the carpet. Just like fashion icon. The fact that he got out there, he was confident in what he was wearing.

He had the little pearl earring dangling down and he wore it with such confidence that you, I don't know how anybody could say a bad thing about it. I know. And so there was actually a lot of people saying that they thought he was going to go. even more like it was going to be even more extravagant but I felt like this was perfect for him because he does the extravagant but this was just done in a very classy Harry Sal's way it looked like he had

kind of a costume change inside right so it's like as the sole you know as as like the big star co-chair I thought he with like Serena Williams and Lady Gaga I thought it was perfect I think it was perfect. And I think that you can separate camp for the Mecala last night in two ways. You have the subtle camp and then you have extravagant. And the subtle is what Harry Styles did. You know, it's not, it's not over the top neon colors things flying at you. But it's so subtle what he did makes a camp. The little pearl earring, you know, the ruffled shirt. It was perfect. Yeah. And then we got into the rest of the carpet, which I have been struggling a lot with who my actual favorite is. Yeah, I don't, I could not say an actual favorite.

I can't tell you an actual favorite hands down. When Zendaya walked out, I thought it was Zendaya. But looking back on all of the looks, I can't pick one. Yeah. So let's start, let's start with the girls. These are top favorites. Yeah, these are the favorites. So Halsey. Yeah. Unbelievable. Beautiful. Unbelievable. She was Wonder Woman. She looked so stunning.

It was like a Wonder Woman, Jasmine, Arabian Nights like combination. She had like the chain gold red bra top with the big red ball gown bottom and like these massive gold cuffs on her arms. And she, like she looked like she could take you out, but in a very beautiful way. Exactly. And she looked like a superhero. Yeah. It was perfect. Zenday.

obviously Cinderella. Now this is the problem. So Halsey, obviously, she looked like Wonder Woman. Then we have Zandaia who looks like Cinderella. Do you think it's cheating a little bit? To just like play somebody else? Because I do love, I absolutely love Zandaia's dress when she first walked out. I was like, she won the night.

You know, she had her stylist play her fairy godmother. She walked out onto the carpet. Right. She waved her wand. All of a sudden she was just glowing. The dress lit up. And it was fucking amazing. but do you think it's cheating?

Yeah, it's tough because you can just dress up as Halloween situations. I want to go as Sleeping Beauty. Right. I show up looking like Sleeping Beauty. People are like, oh my God, that's so camp. But really, I just took a Halloween costume. But I guess that was kind of the whole point of,

and like the Metcals is always like Halloween for rich people anyway. So it's like... It's like a super classy Halloween. Yeah, yeah. And with a theme like, camp it just fits it so perfectly that everybody can go out out and you could

interpret it any way like you could play a character but take it like the gaudy like making fun of it kind of route or you could obviously just be like Zendaya who looked so just flawlessly beautiful and who was one of the last people on the carpet so she's like fresh in your brain because it was like

as the night was closing you just see Zendaya go up the stairs she's glowing, her whole thing is lit up. She left her glass shoe on the staircase. She, you know, she committed to her story. And that's why I do appreciate it because she committed to it. Exactly. The commitment is what takes it over the edge.

Exactly. So I'm just going to act like they didn't just take Halloween costumes and make it their own because it looked perfect anyway. Then we had Gemma Chan, who you are obsessed with. One of my all-time. I don't know what it is about her right now, but everything she does, I fawn over. Well, she's flawless.

She's so flawless. So flawless. And she walked in with Tom Ford and she had the beautiful dress and just like this big. Was it necessarily like a full commitment to camp? Probably not because it's like most people I think kind of half-assed it. Like let me wear this beautiful dress and then just like stick something on my head. Like a giant headpiece on my head. So like Gemma Chan looks stunning.

The dress was beautiful. But then she had this just giant huge headpiece, silver headpiece. I'm just like speechless. It was breathtaking. It was breathtaking. She looked like an angel. An actual angel. It was just glimmering.

That's not it. Glistening. Yes. She was glistening. Glistening. Uh-huh. Just, I mean, that's the thing. It's one of the favorites.

Yeah. But was it camp? Anything could be camp. It was just so beautiful. It's so beautiful. She's so beautiful. We'll give her a favorite anyway. Casey Musgraves, who was an early favorite for me, who's still on the top of my list, definitely top four.

Definitely top four. She dressed as a literal Barbie. And for her, this is her first year tending. Right. Knocked it out of the park. She went at, like, you could literally see the Mosquino Barbie that they just modeled this after. and it was, she nailed it to a T. Because Kesey Musgraves is kind of a doll anyway.

So this was so perfect for her. Like, she is a porcelain doll. So let's dress her up as an actual doll. Yes. She always looks like a doll. We've said it before. I'm like, is she even a real human being? Yes.

I was convinced that she's had plastic surgery before. She has not. I'm just like, how can anybody look that perfect? But she does. And it makes sense that she came as a Barbie because she is one. It was so perfect. I actually want the outfit. for myself. The outfit was fantastic and she showed up in a pink convertible. Like she sat on the back

of the pink convertible just like Barbie did as she rode down the street. She committed to the park. Yeah. She committed to it full on. Yeah. Then we had Elle Fanning who was a sneaky favorite. Yeah. I would never expect that. El Fanning not on my radar. She beat me out of a movie role when I was younger. So I, you know, that's how I feel about El Fanning. But she really pulled through with this mech out of love. Yeah, I was so surprised because I kind of felt like El Fanning would be somebody who would play it a little safe. Right. Like I could see

her doing the fairy princess goddess route that a lot of people went with, just a lot of tool and feathers and whatever. But she went with this cool 70s, I dream of genie, like the big blonde high top ponytail, big wide length pink, uh, whoa, whoa, wide length pants. Um, she had like, jeweled.

dripping off of her nails. I loved it. All the giant necklaces. They had like met and camp and everything. Nothing like just wearing the theme on your necklace. Now you can't say you're not camp. It says it on your necklace. And I was expecting when I saw her,

I didn't even think about dressing in like a, you know, 70s, 80s, 90s. Right. Dressing in that way. And she did it. And I was shocked nobody else did it. You know, like somebody dressed like it was the 80s. Somebody dressed like it was the 90s.

That would have been camp. That would have been great. I feel like it was. I feel like it was. Emma Stone tried to a little bit. Yeah, but she didn't hit it on the head. But it wasn't great. It wasn't great.

Like a glitter sequence jumpsuit that was definitely very 80s. And she had like the side swept hair. But it was a little bit of a miss. She didn't commit like El Fanning. Yeah. Elle fan. Yeah, she committed. She looked like she was from the 70s and I loved it.

I was expecting more. I think now looking back, I would address 90s. Some Von Dutch bring it back. That would be camp. That would have been crazy. That actually, yeah, it would have. Totally. Somebody should have taken that.

I should have somebody just showed up and head to tow von Dutch. That would have been camp. That would have been amazing. But you can't because the designer. Yeah. That's the only problem with that. And then we had Haley Bieber, of course,

who absolutely stunning. You got to give that to her. She looked. She looked beautiful. Absolutely stunning. I'm obsessed with her hair. Oh. Her hair was beautiful.

Beautiful spot on. The best she's looked in a while, in my opinion. think the look was fantastic. She had an Alexander Wang bedazzled thong. He posted, or maybe, no, somebody else, I saw it randomly, somebody posted it, maybe one of her stylist posted the actual thong. It really was a thong. For a little bit, I thought it was just part of the dress. Yeah, yeah. It really was a thong. And that is fucking sick. That's as powerful as it gets, an Alexander Wang bedazzled thong. It was actually very hard to tell at first because of, it was, it was,

was so high up on her back that I was like, okay, is that actually a thong or is that just like part of the dress? Because the dress was so low. Right. Like, I mean, her crack was right there. Her crack was right there. Which is why everybody was like she wasn't camp. She wasn't camp. She wasn't camp.

Yeah. And then I understand that, but I think that there was something nice about it that she was super sweet in the front, super business in the front. You couldn't see anything. It was a turtleneck. And then you turn around. She's basically naked. So you saw both sides.

Sweet and sexy. Both extremes. Right. The one problem was Justin Bieber did not show up. What the fuck, Justin Bieber? My face, when I realized Justin Bieber wasn't showing up when he started posting fucking burritos. When he was posting burritos and french fries on his Instagram story.

I was like, he's not going to the mecala. If he was going to the mecgala, he would not be eating ketchup. It would get on his outfit. I was stunned because I saw a list of people in the computer. committee. It was Haley and Justin Bieber. Alex Rodriguez, Jennifer Lopez. Who shows up? Just Haley. And people are like, oh, maybe Anna Wintor didn't want Justin. You think Anna Wintor is not going to let Justin Bieber come to the Mac Gala? Get real. That's not the case. He didn't show up. Right. He did not show up. She was okay with Sean and she was okay with Sean Mendez and Haley Baldwin

walking last year. I'm sure she would have been fine with her husband going with her. Right. Exactly. which is another thing Red Carpet ever Which is another thing I don't get I get it Justin Bieber's Going through a lot He doesn't want to be You know out in that scene that much

But when she When you realize that she went to the mechala With Sean Mendez last year They weren't even really dating Yeah He was basically like yeah no she's my friend And they were just like fuck buddies Whatever it was

They weren't official They walked hand in hand of the mecca Smiling hugging Ooh we're so cute cute. Her husband can't even go with her. But in the end, you know what? Good for her. She shined on her own. You know what Justin Bieber would have done? He would have took her shine away. Probably. He would probably look sloppy and messy. And she looked fantastic. Probably. And like we said, it seems like he's been very open about working on himself. And this is probably the last place.

Exactly. Like comparing himself to everybody else. And like that's probably not great for his mindset. And I hate it, but I feel like I kind of spoke it into the universe last week when we talked about it. And I was like, I don't think he's going to go. I know, I know. But for some reason, when I saw the list. Yeah. When I saw the name, I thought it too. I was like, oh, my God, they're going.

And then Haley kept posting about it. But once I saw Haley Stylist Post dropping my kid off, not kids, kid, I knew it was over. I knew it was over. Whatever, I guess we will not be getting their red carpet appearance, probably ever. Well, there are two other ones that I had on my favorite list. I think you agree with one of them. I agree with one of them. You kind of don't.

That's fine. Madeline Pesh from Riverdale, Cheryl Blossom, looked so stunning. Like, I, she honestly, she might have been my favorite. And that's not like commitment to camp favorite. But, you know, I felt like she was on theme. And she just looked like this beautiful, like, actually. actual wood creature fairy she did she looked like tinkerbell yes and it was it was beautiful she is so stunning i can't say a bad thing about her i loved it i agree with that one completely i agree with that

favorite i sent it to you in the beginning of the night because she walked early on and i said this might be my favorite so far obviously more came out of out of it and she's no longer my favorite up the night but she's up there yeah and it's tough because it's funny it's funny with camp that i almost feel like it's so hard for pretty people to be camp. Right, because she's so gorgeous. So stunning. How can you have like a gaudy outfit? You can't. You're just so pretty. You're so stunning. She was so stunning.

And then look, I love Sir Sharonan. She was in Gucci. She was like very fire reds, loud colors. She had like these fire flames shoulder pads. I just thought she looked stunning. I thought she looked beautiful. I thought she looked great. I am just, I wouldn't put there as a favorite. Like, yes, yes, she looked great. I'm not going to say that she looked bad because I really loved the dress, but it's not something I would wear. And I think when it comes to my favorites and who I really love the most is an outfit I would wear to the Met Gala. And hers was

not one of them. Madeline, 100%. Casey Musgraves. I mean, I'm jealous that I, I mean, I want to be that for Halloween, but then I'm just copying her. Yeah. Just copy. Did you see my tweet, by the way, you ignored it? No, I don't. liked it. I saw it. Oh, I didn't see why. I mean, I, I, like, almost had a hard attack the fact that that's what I would have to look like in, like, four months. I was like, I don't want, I don't really want to agree to this quite yet. I mean, Fran, the, if we go as Kendall and Haley at the Met Gala, all we have to do is just take that one picture. Yeah, I mean, hey. Listen, right now on the table is that and it's Vince Neal and Tommy Lee. Oh, true. True. So right now we got Kendall Jenner.

Kendall, Jenner, and Haley, and then Vince Neal and Tommy Lee on the table for Halloween this year. Because we have not dressed up for Halloween together yet. Yeah. And it's going to happen this year. I feel it. Barstville should do a Halloween party. We should. We'll talk to somebody about that.

Yeah, we'll put that out there. Let's break down all the Kardashians because we had Kendall, Kylie, Travis, Chris, Corey. That was it. That was it. Oh, and Kim. Duh. Yeah. So we had Kim, Kanye, Chris, Corey.

The couple's Kylie Travis and Kendall. And Kendall alone. She's always the lone wolf, always third wheeling everybody. Kendall and Kylie brought it. I don't care what anybody says. No, they totally did. They brought it. They stuck to the theme.

I loved it. Yeah. I was shocked that they committed as much as they did. They were in purple. like Kylie was like a light purple. Lavender, one might say. The chicks in the office lavender color that's quite popular. Yes. And then Kendall was like all fiery feathery orange. It was phenomenal because they

were together for so much of it and they were obviously both in Versace. So it just created endless comparisons. It was and it's just maybe the purple and orange is just a timeless combination. But there's just so many between dumb and dumber the sisters from Ella enchanted, the actual like Cinderella evil step sisters, white chicks, everybody was going off about white chicks when they walked the catwalk,

that those were those looks. My favorite part was that they leaned into it. Yeah, embrace it. Like they were embracing all the comparisons. They kept posting all the comparisons, and they loved it. They were like, yeah, where are the evil stepsisters? I needed a picture of them in Zendaya.

Like Zendaya in the middle, them on the side, or them like layering at Zendaya. I don't know how that picture is not out there, but that would be in the Mechow Hall of Fame. It would be in the Mechow Hall of Fame. That would be such a good picture. Such a good picture.

And then, of course, we had Kim and Kanye. Kanye boring. I don't even want to talk about it. Kanye looked like he would have rather been anywhere, like anywhere else. He looked so mis in his just like black bomber jacket. He looks so miserable. And if you're going to be some fashion icon,

easy this, easy that, then bring something a little bit extra. Bring something. Wear fucking Yeezy because Yeezy is camp. You're shredded clothes. Maybe he's not allowed to. Well, I mean, I guess it depends on who's dressing them. You're right because they have to stick to the designer.

But the designer could have made something to resemble what Kanye West is all about. Right. The Yeezy vibe. That's camp. At least even Travis went like skydiving military chic outfit. Like he had like a full-blown. harness on. I like Travis because I feel like he tried a little. Like, you know, maybe it wasn't the best, but he tried. He didn't just wear a suit. Did he look directly into any cameras? No.

No. Will Travis Scott ever wake up? That's my question. Every picture. His head is down and he's asleep. The group photo, the whole family group photo. I was like, he's actually asleep. I have pictures saved on my phone and one day I'm going to make a collage. I'm just all the sleeping pictures of Travis Scott. I tweeted out last night. You can only tweet four pictures at a time. That's all I could do. Yeah. But I'm saving them. It's my favorite ongoing thing right now where I just save all of the pictures of Travis Scott sleeping. Yeah. Because he does in every picture. But I do like how he at least tried with the theme. And then Kim, I loved Kim's look. Now people will hate on it. And, you know, obviously we're loving every look right now. We haven't even got to the ones that we hated yet. I know. Yeah. But Kim's look, I thought, was really great because she actually posted on her story what she was modeling it after. Yeah, she was channeling like a Sophia Loren look totally fair.

And she was going with like the wet look like, you know, it was supposed to look like water was dripping off of her body and her hair was supposed to look wet. And it did. She followed through the little jewels hanging off of her dress. It looked like it was water droplets. In the right lighting, it looked like rain was falling on her. And it was sick. Some of the pictures are. actually breathtaking.

Yeah. And she was dressed by, I'm totally going to butcher this guy's name, Mugler? I couldn't even tell you, to be honest. He hasn't dressed anybody. I think Kim sat on the carpet for like 20 years at the Met or what.

It was some long time he was coming out. First time he's dressed somebody in a very long time. That's almost camp in itself. And her body, like I was watching Snapchats. And so many, like the cut and Snapchat and Instagram stories and whatnot, we're just doing live videos as people walk up. And watching her body move, like on a Snapchat where it's just like unedited and whatever. It's crazy.

Her waist is so small and her butt is so big. It makes no sense. I refuse to let them tell. Like, I refuse to believe that they're. has been no work done there. A body does not form like that. She said she didn't eat for two weeks, so. She didn't eat for two weeks?

Well, plant-based diet for two weeks. Plan-based diet for two weeks. I interpret that as nothing. But her ass is out of control. I'm sorry. Her ass is out of control. And the dress just, like, was cinched up the crack. I know we all know it.

She said crack too many times today. I know we all know that her ass is unbelievable. Yeah. But sometimes we just got to sit here and talk about it. because watching the videos, like you said, on the Snapchat, her ass is booming all over the place. Boom, boom, boom. Her ass is in your face and there's no denying it. And then her waist is so tiny, like you said.

Proportionally, it makes no sense. But it's almost like a dream body because it's so unrealistic that you're like, how can I have it? Yes. Kim Kardashian's body is camp. Yes, she is. Because it makes no sense. Nobody has a body like that. Yeah. How do you get a body like that? Please tell me, Kim Kay. And if it's plastic surgery,

let me know. Yeah. Because I'll get it. No, I won't. But I'm just saying her ass is out of control. At what point does it become too much? Like I'd like to know. I think we crossed that years ago. Right. Like do guys, but do guys think it's too much or are guys like, yes, Kim Kay's ass? Like, which one is it? That's a good question. I would think. Probably goes back and forth. Yeah. Yeah. Different occasions. Different occasions, different angles. Depends on the day. And then we had. And then we had. the one and only Chris Jenner. Yeah. Who showed up with blonde hair.

Chris got compared to BB Rexa all night long. Poor BB. It was just like the same haircut. I didn't know how to describe Chris's look because it was like almost 4th July-ish. Like it was like a navy jumpsuit had like a star in the middle and then like a big white feathery shoulder. I was like, Al-Chinita was a little red and this would have been very Fourth of July. You know what's weird about it?

I don't know why. I got like an Ursula vibe. Yeah, yeah, that's also true. Ursula vibe, not fully, but just a little bit because of the blonde hair and the dress, the way it was fit. Yeah. I personally really liked it just because it's Chris Jenner. And for some reason, whenever she does something,

I laugh. It doesn't matter what it is, but she's talking about how she got blonde hair because Kylie, Kylie said to do blonde hair. And Kylie's a billionaire now. So, you know. And she's Chris's favorite. So she had to listen. Exactly.

So I liked Chris. I liked all of them. I usually, you know, I'm a little iffy on it because sometimes they don't follow the theme. But the Kardashians and Jenners, spot on this year. I love they did a great job. I'm a little iffy on Chris, but the rest of them did a crush. Well, you're iffy on Chris. I only love it because it's Chris.

And although I went through a phase of. Aiding Chris Jenner and she has me blocked and whatever. I laugh at everything she does now. So you know what, Chris, if you want to show up blonde hair and a tight dress like that, you do you. But we need to mention the men because we haven't talked about them yet. Some men crushed it. Some men did not. Per usual.

Some men were extremely boring, just wore black tuxes. Blah. Can't deal with that. Put a little flare into it, Sean Mendez. I know. And it was like, well, they were all like, don't you notice Sean's blonde hat? I'm like, that's not doing it for me. No.

That's not enough. That's not camp. It was like, Sean Menda's got a little son. Right. It was like a little accented tucks on the, on like the lapel and stuff. And I was like, this is just, sorry. Sean, you looked goddamn adorable. Yeah.

But it just, you know, it didn't land. It wasn't like fucking Ezra Miller who was had like his own eyes painted on his face above and under his eyes who it looked like he had forced. sets of eyes. He had this tux with a train and carrying a mask. Like, hello camp. Yes. Insane. My favorite guy of the night was Ryan Murphy. Ryan Murphy was hilariously awesome. Brought it. Like, shut it down. All the men, he shut it down. I was floored because we were seeing all the, all the women at the Mac Gallo with their gold and whatnot. Shout out to Carly Claus, who was just a complete disappointment.

I can't believe she even wore that. But he really brought it. He looked like he was the king of the sea. It really was crazy because number one, Ryan Murphy, whenever I see him, just kind of makes me laugh, like especially at events, because he just looks very unhappy to be there.

Like he just kind of has one of those faces where he doesn't look like he's having a good time. However, seeing him in that outfit, you know that he loves. loves the mechalus so much and he loves fashion because you have to to wear something like that. It was Christian Seriano. It was an ode to Liberace and it was just all these like, it almost looked like gold pearls. Yes.

Gold pearls. And that's why I said he looked like the king of the seat. Yes. He said it weighed 100 pounds and he was like harnessed into it. That is dedication. Dedication. I loved it. That's how you do it, guys.

Yeah. All the men take notes. And Billy Porter, Billy Porter showed up right after the co-chairs. And he was carried in like an Egyptian goddess. He had men carrying him in. He was like Cleopatra up there. That's how I want to be carried into my funeral. Full gold.

Your casket. My casket. I want to be carried in like that. With hot shirtless men carrying you in? Hot shirtless men carrying me in in all gold, cover me in gold, maybe prop me up, carry me in like that to my funeral. Make sure of that, Fran. Okay, I'm on it.

Thanks. Noted. Thank you. He also, like, his outfit had these wings. So he posed, and the pictures from the back, he had these giant gold wings. It was absolutely incredible. Darren Chris, I thought, was great in Balman. He had this, like, his makeup, I thought was cool.

Jacket was funky. Benedict Cumberbatch came in like a pimp in a fimp and a phone. full white suit top hat cane. Yep. Love that dedication. Frank Ocean. Frank Ocean. Boring.

What did you do to me, Frank Ocean? Yeah. I love Frank Ocean. I really do. He looked like a valet. He looked like a valet. At your local country club. Yes.

Yes. And maybe that was the point. It was like a Prada pullover, but it just looked like your typical like rain, golf rain jacket pullover. I agree with that. him and Kanye both went kind of the same route. Yeah. Wasn't a fan, but I do love Frank Ocean, so I don't want to shit on him, but I just feel

like he could have done more. Unlike French Montana. French Montana. Who showed up inspired a lot of Ramadan memes. He said he wanted to connect with his Moroccan heritage. He was any, you know, he posted it. He's on Instagram was calling him Sheik Montana. Like he went full classic outfit.

The Ramadan memes are very funny. The internet is having a good laugh about French Montana's outfit. I also want to say that when I posted the picture of Haley and Kendall, French Montana was in the background. And everyone said Hank could be French Montana. Just throwing that out there. Just throw him in there. That would actually be very, very funny. OBJ came in.

Oh, we got to talk about that. He came in, like he just was missing part of his outfit. like he just cut off his sleeves and then he wore a skirt. I'm assuming it was just his way to try and be different. Okay. I agree with that friend. So people were shitting on him, of course, because he was wearing a skirt. But I applaud the fact that he at least tried and didn't just wear a boring suit like everybody else.

He tried a little bit. But, you know, it is what it is, wasn't the best. But at least he tried to go a little different than usual. Right. Tom Brady, just another one who just went, whatever, I'm just going to wear a nice suit. Giselle's going to wear a nice dress. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Michael B. Jordan, was interviewed on the carpet and said he wanted to, like, stay masculine, but still try and connect to the theme. So he was in a very long suit jacket, but it was black, like, sequins and glitter, black sequins pants. I appreciated the effort as well. It could have been more. I thought he was maybe been a wood.

out one of those harnesses again, which he didn't, but that's okay. Michael B. Jordan always looks great to me. Yeah, exactly. He's just so attractive. I'm going to say he looks great no matter what he's wearing. Special shout out to Charles Melton, by the way. I loved his suit. Loved his suit. Riverdale cast. Yeah, the Riverdale cast did a great job.

Jared Leto, amazing, carried around his own severed head. That was camp. Yes, disappointing. I was a little disappointed. Rami Malik. he like kind of just wore a normal suit and then just wore red shoes. I was like you just came off of all the awards and the wins and he played Freddie Mercury and he should have.

This was it? He should have came as Freddie Mercury. Yep. Exactly. And then there was, you know, then there was just like a bunch more, a little bit boring, which were mad and boring. Patrick Schwarzenegger was in jeans and a cowboy hat. Yeah.

With like a suit top. Congrats him for getting the invite. That's all I'm going to say. That's all I'm going to say. That's all I'm going to the invite. James Charles was there. This took me for a loop because he was invited by YouTube. He made this whole big to-do about how, you know,

influencers are getting more notoriety or, I guess, respect in the A-list world. Go home. That's just not who I'm looking for at the Met Gala. It's not. I'm sorry. I see you all the time. You're on YouTube, Instagram. Charging people $500 to watch you do makeup tutorials.

I know he's got like a massive brand. Congratulations to him. But now that's coming into the Mek Gala. You might as well make the Mek Gala like YouTube con. Right? Right? It shouldn't be. Yeah.

No. It shouldn't be. We don't want influencers at the Mek Gala. It shouldn't be. It was a good attempt. Like we want to be at the Mek Gala, but we know that we don't belong there. No. If anything, we're.

Keltie Knight who crushed it. She looked beautiful, but she was working the mechala. She was working the Macgala, but she got to be there and then she got to go home. Exactly. And she looked absolutely stunning. She got to be on the carpet. The whole thing. Amazing. But like with James Charles and whatever he tried, I guess he tried to be on theme. He was Alexander Wang. But I mean, endless jokes about him, like just looking like he was still at Coachella, which I guess is technically kind of camp. It is kind of camp. I agree. The thing is, I didn't, I wasn't. I wasn't. hating on his outfit. I was just hating on him being there in general. Like, don't even come, but your outfit wasn't bad. And of all the crazy makeup looks and things that he does, he could

have knocked it out of the park in something so lavish and crazy. And maybe it was just Alexander Wang. I didn't really like a lot of what he did. Obviously, I mean, Haley's is an exception because she looked so beautiful. Haley's was the best out of what he did. But I didn't really love what he did. I didn't really love what Louis Vuitton did. Um, and, and, then I'm trying to think of what else I wanted to mention. Okay. Oh, I want to talk about Katie Perry for a second. Okay.

Katie Perry showed up in candlesticks. She looked like she's from Beauty and the Beast. We all have seen those. And then she changed into a goddamn cheeseburger suit. Just a huge inconvenience to the Met Gala as a whole. Yeah. Candlesticks, cheeseburgers, you're bumping into everybody, Katie Perry. there's a difference between being extra and there's a difference in being literally an inconvenience.

Like she was inconvenient to the event. But you know who loved it? Celine Dion. Celine Dion kissed her on the lips and started humping the cheeseburger. Yeah. She was that excited over it. I'm still going to hate it. But if Celine Dion loves it, go ahead.

Celine Dion in that headpiece, by the way, she looked like a beautiful bird of like a, she look like a, what's the, not like a flamingo, but kind of a flamingo, actually. Yeah, kind of on theme for the Metha. Like a her in flamingo combo. Her leg popped out. She looks like she just should be standing in low water with like one leg up in the air, you know, kind of situation. Spot on. Her body is crazy. She looks so good.

There were so many people that I felt like fell flat. Carly Claus, obviously. I don't even know why she showed up in that dress. Just a major disappointment. I literally looked at it disgusted. I was just like, this is how you're going to show up. Like you're showing up to my fucking... The theme is camp and this is what you show up in?

Seventh grade dance. Yeah. Like she literally looked like she was showing up to a middle school dance. It was a big time fail. Gwyneth Paltrow was a big yawn. Big yawn. There's a lot of people that kind of just wore black, super boring. Sarah Paulson, Demi Moore, Mary Kay and Ashley.

You can't be surprised about Mary Kay and Ashley. That's their look. They came in full head-to-to-black leather. I was like, okay, all right. Whatever. It's Mary Kaye and Ashley. They're going to wear what they want to wear. Exactly.

Those who really committed to, to the theme that I think we have to acknowledge because it was crazy. Haley Steinfeld and the no photos please dress the Victor and Rolf gowns. Those went viral. Everybody made memes out of those. Rumor has it that she was apparently the only one allowed to wear one of them to the, to the Met Gale, which is crazy. Janelle Monet had like 90 hats on her head.

One of my favorites, she had a blinking boob. Her boob was blinking. It was an eye. It blinked. She had so many hats. watching her walk, I was like, how is her neck? Is her neck okay? Probably hurts like hell. Katta hurts so, so bad. She's got to make a chiropractor appointment. Caradelveen was like a Dr. Seuss threw up on the Met Gallo carpet. Loved it. Loved it. Naomi Camel looked,

Naomi Campbell looks stunning. Stunning. Cardi B. We got to talk about Cardi B's dress. Cardi B might as well been the red carpet. Like her dress was so big she could have been the red carpet herself. I don't want to be really gross here, but she looked like, she just looked like period blood. Yeah, she looked like period. Sorry, it's just what she looked like. She does that a lot. I'm getting looks from the control room. Sorry. Sorry, Aaron. So what was her eyes? She looked like period blood flowing out of a vagina. And honestly, I didn't love it. Because it was no hair. It was her whole body. I didn't love it. Over over her head and the full flowy train. People loved it. They're oh, Cardi B, Cardi B, Cardi B. I didn't love it. It was epic. Yeah, it was extravagant.

It's extravagant and it's cool that you're able to wear that big of a gown and, you know, have all those people carry your train. But at the same time, I don't, I don't love it. Bella Hadid and Gigi Hadid. I felt like they both brought it. Bella was in also Mosquino and just head to toe. Jules. Looked beautiful, like a pixie haircut.

And Gigi went this like silver feathers, custom Michael Coors, cat suit, her head was covered, head to toe. It was very like Elton Johnny, which I liked. Love Gigi's better than Bella's, although I'm a Bella over Gigi usually. I thought Gigi's outfit was better than Bella's, although I love the jewels on Bella. I want to give a special shout out to Emily Radikowski, who we have not talked about yet. Yeah. I actually loved her look, although it was very, it was very Emrada, shown off the bod, showing off her boobs, her awesome stomach. But she shared on her Instagram story. It was very share inspired. Totally. She put up the pictures.

It was a share outfit. And I really loved it. I think she did a great job with that. And then I wanted to mention Alessia Caro, who I feel like wasn't really getting that much love. But she had this beautiful, giant black and white tool dress. And then she had on these platform Nikes that were so sick. Right. I agree.

And I was like, all right. Kill it, Alessi Akara. If you're wearing platform Nikis with that kind of dress, it's camp. You nailed the theme. It was amazing. Tracy Ellis Ross was just. in her own picture frame. She was on theme.

Tessa Thompson, you made her own hair a whip. That was pretty badass. That was super badass. I kind of want to be whipped by Tessa Thompson's hair right now. Me too. I was taken aback, but I was excited for it. Yeah, yeah, exactly. And then we had some couples take the carpet together, right?

So Joe Jonas, Sophie Turner. I love a good matching couples costume. They coordinated, they looked fantastic, Sophie looked beautiful, Sophie was standing a couple stairs above Joe. For both of them, Priyanka was doing the same thing. Yeah, I mean. Sophie was below them. Yeah, the height is unfortunate, but at least the steps were there to help. And then we had, of course, Charles Mettlin and Camila Mendez, I wanted to mention.

I love the yellow on her. I loved his suit. Princess Flounder. Yes. And then Arod and Jela, who. I mean, J-Lo's going to J-Lo. That was a J-Lo outfit. It was, I didn't really love it just because I felt like this was one of those situations

where somebody just took a really beautiful dress and then tried to just put something on their head, you know? Yeah. And that was kind of the vibe I got from that. Like, it was a very beautiful dress. But it's something she's worn before. We've seen J-Lo in this kind of outfit. And her hair almost looked like, do you remember when you would take pom-poms as a kid

and, like, put it on top of your hair? head and pretend it was your hair. Yeah. That's kind of what it looked like. Literally what Kim Kardashian did for the after party. Correct. She did do that. Yes.

She did do that. That's what it looked like. Nick and Priyanka, Nick, he looked just like Littlefinger. He had so much makeup on ear cuffs, which theme. You went with the theme, like he bawled out for the theme. Priyanka looked like the queen of hearts from the bad Alice in Wonderland movie. You know, like the scary Tim Burton, Alice in Wonderland movie.

And it was tough because I actually felt like I would have really loved the dress. If it was with something else, the hair and the crown, I was just like, this is too much. It was on theme, but for some reason I still hated it. But it just felt like it missed the mark a little bit. Yeah, I was not a fan of Priyanka's. I like Nick's way better than Priyanka, although it wasn't the biggest fan of his either. but I did like the white suit. Cole and Lily Riverdale,

Cole Spouse, and Lee Reinhardt looked like Hunger Games chic. Like Hunger Games, if the Capitol City threw a ball, that would be them. Nailed it. Amazing. And Miley and Liam, cute? Cute. That's really it. I expected more.

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None of those are it. Those were technically, I guess if you were a bad, man, those were your best options. Yeah. However, the name is Archie. The name is Archie. Archie, Harrison, Montbatte. wins uh what do you think about the name archie you're gonna say it's cute i don't even know why i asked you this is the thing this is the thing at first i was like archie like they went with archie

yeah like of all the names they went with archie i almost wish his name was archibald feel like that's way more loyal way you're so right and i don't maybe maybe that is his formal name, but I don't know. They would have said that. Like, if it was his formal name, it would have been Archibald Harrison, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Right, not Archie. But I believe it's just Archie. And look, obviously, your first, my first thought, Riverdale, I can't deny it. Yeah, so they named, that's what I think they named their kid. But there is Riverdale, it's Archie Comics. But present day, Riverdale, Archie Comics. And then obviously your brain goes to the fact that Prince Harry is a redheaded man. And, and, but, but, but, but, present day,

And if this baby has red hair, they just have a redheaded Archie. So that's my problem with it, is that it's too close to Archie Comics. Like, it is Archie. And this baby. If they're going to sit here and say that they didn't name their redheaded kid Archie because of Archie Comics, I'm going to call them a bunch of liars. If you're a royal, you got to name your kid something that isn't going to end up a meme. No, it's going to be a meme.

As soon as me. It's already a meme. It's already a meme. Netflix already Instagrammed a photo, the like portrait photo of them with the baby. But they just photoshopped Archie Andrews from Riverdale's face on the baby. It's already a meme. It's going to keep being a meme. As soon as we see that kid growing hair, if it's orange hair, it's over for him.

It's over. Don't ask me why I'm standing right now. That's fine. I guess there are so many, at this point, you know, you name your kid anything. It could be memed, right? Right. Alexander. There's so many references forever.

Like the name the kid Arthur. Obviously. Obviously. Any name can be memed. You're right. But Archie? Right. Fucking Archie?

When Prince Harry has red hair, you don't think that's going to get memed? Come on. Yeah. I mean, when your first thought when you hear a royal, like a royal baby name and it takes you to the CW's Riverdale, it's not a good, like not good for me. for that. Not a good sign. Like you, you, I want to think, be like, wow, that is just royalty. That exudes royalty. And the first thing was just that he could be a redheaded Archie. What's the last name again? They're Windsor. It's Montbatten, Windsor. Archie wins.

Like Archie. Archie. And it's also with the British accent, it's like, archie. It sounds like, Ouchie. Yeah. Archie. Like, it's not like the American, like Archie. They, Archie. Archie. Oh, Archie. Oh, Archie. That sounds awful. Archie, darling. Like what?

Archie. Archie, would you like a cup of tea? It just doesn't sound right. No, it really doesn't. And so obviously people look into the name. And so it's this, like this is page six had obviously. Like you can get the meaning of Archie, but it's really Archibald. Archibald is a German name, which means.

genuine and bold, brave. So that's nice, good meaning. Okay, but the meaning isn't the name. No, I know, I know. But you never know if that's what they were going for. Middle name Harrison, possibly a little nod to Harry. I would think. But they also said that according to the Sun, royal insiders, think that they just like the name, Archie.

Maybe they're Riverdale fans. There's no. Do you think? Do you think I even know what Riverdale is? Megan, yes. But do you think Harry knows what Riverdale is? No, I highly doubt it. Archie Comics, I'm sure. He has to. Oh, man. I mean, whatever. It's very interesting to see a red-headed man who has been a, you know, by far one of the most famous gingers of all time. And to think, like, I'm going to name my kid after a, a famous ginger cartoon character. I mean, obviously not named after him. Kind of powerful, but I actually do think it's named after him. It's just like a weird, like now it's so funny. Shout out to, I believe it was Kelly Kiegs, who posted on Twitter, like, this is just such

this is so insulting. It was just like a quote that she had screenshoted that said, the infant joins a list of famous archies, including the. famous red-headed Archie Comics character, Riverdale's own Archie Andrews based on the character, and Amy Poehler and ex-Will Arnett's 10-year-old sucked. And Kelly wrote, this is literally insulting. That is insulting. I agree. This, you're a royal. Yeah. A royal. You're a royal goddamn family and you're just being compared to Archie Andrews. Well, I do think that Prince Harry and Megyn Markle are trying to go the non-traditional route with the

way that they do handle most things being in the royal family. We're hearing that a lot. And we're hearing, you know, we're hearing that there might be drama because of that and other things. So I actually am not shocked that they didn't go with a traditional name. But Archie, I'm not a fan of. Like, I can't sit here and act like I really like the name Archie. Although it's not my kid. It's not my name. You're right. So you do you. You are very right. Although it does distract. It does. distract us from all the drama because they had the baby, they had the royal baby, they now have the name, and now that's what everyone's talking about. Nobody's talking about Prince William cheating on Kate. Everyone's moving past it. Yeah. You're right. You're very right.

At least, you know, and we still, we saw, we did see a picture. It actually cracks me up so much when people take like infant newborn babies and they're like oh my god he looks just like his mother like no he doesn't no he doesn't he's a baby yeah you don't know what he looks like yet you gotta wait a few weeks because i saw people were putting his face you can't first of all you can't even see his whole face in the picture it's like a side view of his face he's wearing a hat such a little smush he looks adorable and he had like his little hat on he looked like such a little you want to squeeze his cheeks. But that picture was, they were putting it next

like a Meg and Markle baby picture. They were like, oh, he looks just like his mother. What? Like, no, he doesn't. No, he doesn't. Where do you fall on the whole, like, when a baby's ugly type of thing? Oh. It's tough. It's tough because obviously there are ugly babies out there.

Like, we can't sit here and act like their hat, like every baby that's born is so cute. I know. But you can, like, it's just a rule that you can never say that. Like, you can never. not say that somebody's baby is cute. Immediately when you say the baby, you have to say it's so cute. Normally, in like the very early stages, it's tough.

But most of the time, they always grow out of it. Like it's like, oh, that baby needs a couple more weeks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or, you know. Yeah. Sometimes they just say that way. I'm like a sucker for babies. Yeah.

No, I actually am more of a sucker for babies than I am for dogs. Right. I'm the same way with both. So it's like every dog to me is cute. People, when people tell me they see an ugly dog, I'm like, how could it be ugly? Well, there are some dogs that are so ugly that they're cute. Like pugs are so ugly that they're cute. But they're so cute, but they're not traditionally like a beautiful dog. It's an ugly dog, but it's a very cute dog. But there are some dogs out there. And then, listen, I, you know, I'm not going to be ugly shaming dogs. But You're going to tell me you've never seen an ugly dog? Well, there's, like, the ugliest dog competitions and whatnot.

But even... They have those? Yes. You've never seen the ugliest dog competitions? No! It's like all, like, the naked dogs that don't have hair, like the Chinese crescent. Yeah, no, I've never seen. Yeah, they've never seen the ugliest dog competition.

They hold competitions for that. But it's sad because they're so ugly that you're like, oh, but it's cute. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. But then there's some that are ugly you don't even want to be near. Yeah. Like, that's an ugly dog. With pugs and French bulldogs and bulldogs and everything,

I generally think they're so fucking adorable. They are, they are. I had this moment with a friend over the weekend. We were at, we were in Hoboken, and we were outside, and they had come back from the bathroom. And one friend was like, I just saw the, like, cutest dog. And my other friend who was not a dog person was like, yeah, it was this ugly bulldog.

Like she wouldn't, she was like, she wouldn't stop petting him for like 10 minutes. I just didn't stand there. I was like, and then I went to, at the bathroom, obviously, to go see the bulldog. Cutest bulldog. Had a little American flag bandana. See, I can appreciate a bulldog. I can appreciate a pug.

Like, you know, they are very cute. They're not beautiful dogs, but they are very, very cute. I don't know how we got from talking about the royal baby dude talking about ugly dogs. Just baby and dogs go one in hand. I think I asked you what you feel about ugly babies. So then we just started talking about ugly dogs. Like, now I remember, all of them are cute. In the end, they're all cute, Fran.

It's true. And you know what? I can't wait for more pictures of this baby. Maybe they'll really start utilizing their Instagram and we'll get cute baby picks at monumental moments. Probably not, but I can dream. I will dream. And like I said, I wish that they had their own Instagram personalized.

And it wasn't this formal thing. Because I want to see what it's really like to be in the life of a royal because we see, think about it this way, the Kardashians, they're the royals of America right now. We see what's good. Oh, we see everything. We see everything that they do. Everything.

And that's why we're so, that's why they are the royals of America. First of all is because they put their lives out there. And we see everything and we follow everything. And I think that might be why I'm not as into the royal family. I don't know if I've talked about this on the podcast before because this was when they were getting married. I pretend to be interested in the,

the royal family for Fran. Yeah, you do. I do. It's fine. I appreciate it. A new baby is kind of exciting. It's very exciting. I'm along for the ride.

Yeah. What did you think about what Captain Kahn said about how does anybody care about the royal family? Look, this is the thing. I didn't want to engage with them. I did a little bit. I just said I feel personally attacked. And he was just like, I understand.

He kind of said like, I understand it's part of your job, whatever. Yeah. However, I do generally. enjoy talking about them and seeing what they're up to. And actually, in the past few months, I feel like there's been a lot of drama, which is exciting. Yes. I live for the royal family drama.

Exactly. When there's drama, it's exciting. When it was the whole Megan and Harry are getting married thing, many people were exciting. Of course, it was she was marrying an American. It was a whole big thing. And I understand why people are excited, but I don't necessarily feel as excited. When it comes to the drama, I'm like, oh, shit. Yeah.

Give me everything about Prince William cheating on Kate. Totally. That I agree. But it's kind of, it's, it's one of those things that, you know, you can't bash people for what they like. We went all through all this with Avengers and Game of Thrones. You know, everybody's like, how, how could anybody like comic book movies? Like, they're so dumb.

Well, people like them. It's what entertains you. You're allowed to like your stuff. I'm allowed to like my stuff. You don't have to bash me for liking my stuff. Yes. It's like when people are like, oh, all Rian Frandu is talking. about like, you know, celebrities and pop culture. Well, it's entertaining. Correct. It's what

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I said this to Fran, before the show, we were rewatching the reunion. And I said to her, I wish I could sit in a room with a bunch of people and just start, oh, fuck you, no, fuck you. And I remembered where we worked. And I can scream at people, fuck you if I really want them to. Totally. But when it comes to a reunion, if there's no fireworks and there's no screaming, it's not a reunion, it's not a reunion, in my opinion. And in this one, we got it all.

We have two more parts coming. But Fran, let's start from the beginning. Okay, it started off a little slow, but there was one big reveal towards the beginning. Yes. Kristen, single. Kristen is single. Carter no more. So I'm not shocked by this at all.

I didn't think Carter was going to work out. Of course, if you've been watching this season, there was some iffy moments with Kristen and Carter. Big issues. Big issues. And in the end, when they were at Jackson and Britney's engagement party, Kristen and Carter were together and whatnot. In my head, I was like, huh? I was confused by that. So I'm not shocked by that she's single.

But it does make me nervous that she's single. Yeah. I'm kind of excited that she's single just because. Yeah, it's a little bit of both. Yeah, and we had a season, we had like a full season where Sheena was the only one that was single. Now maybe we get a couple, you know, throw Chris in the mix. She's single. We'll see what happens.

It's just there's always more drama when there's more single people around. We need some single people in the group. Yeah. Because you're right. We've been watching Sheena this whole season. Who talked about her relationship with Adam. It seems like she's claiming that they're still hanging and banging. Listen, I don't get it.

She's like, we're best friends. We're still, you know, doing the thing. They're still doing the same thing that they were before. But at what point do you step back and say, okay, I'm 32 years old or however old she is? It was her birthday. I think she just turned 34. Today's her birthday. Yeah, it was yesterday or today.

Yeah. So, okay. Well, whatever age she's in, she's in her 30s. Yeah. I'm not saying you need to be settled down by then. You do you. You date whoever you want. Well, she's embracing the fuckboy life.

But that's the thing. She wants it. She wants it, but I'm saying, play the field, Sheena. Like, don't let Adam say to you, hey, we're going to bang. We're going to do this, but you can't date anybody. I'm not going to date you. Like, that's not fun. If you're going to date, fuck boys, date them all.

Date them all. Date them all. Date Adam. Go back to Ethan. Robbie Hayes. Whoever it is, the. guy in Australia, whatever it is, do them all. Because right now, Adam is stringing you along. It's very clear.

Totally. That's why she embraces the fuck boy life, but she's actually embracing being played. Yeah. Because in the end, do you think that Adam's not banging girls behind closed doors? You're out of your mind. That's why he doesn't want to settle down a relationship because he's banging other girls. Lala talked about how she doesn't want Randall on the show. Every year they talk about this, I feel like in every year it just causes like a 10-minute argument.

Like people, they're like, oh, well, it's not fair that we share all of our lives and all of our romantic lives. And some of us have had boyfriends that didn't want to be on the show, but we did it anyway. And La La is like, I'm not going to do it. And every time it's like a conversation, I think there was a little bit of a low blow that Lala was kind of like, oh, well, his career, he's so important, blah, blah, blah. and sheena was not sheena Stasi was like well are you saying like my boyfriend's not important like just because he's on the show and yeah so it makes sense

for the sake of their relationship is probably smart the rant's not on the show that which is it's on purpose like Lala doesn't have him on the show because she wants to keep that drama separate because things would probably blow up and end in disaster yeah and I also think that Lala kind of and I don't hate her for this wants to shine to herself I think when Lala's on the show it's about Lala and you know she doesn't want to mix her relationship

And also she knows what people are going to say about her relationship. You know, I think that's also part of the reason she keeps it quiet. Not that she says that, but we all know what people say about Randall and Lala. And if he's on the show, can you imagine what people are going to say about that? Yeah. So right now, keep it to social media or whatever. What are you going to do? The people are going to complain that work with you because they're complaining about every person on the show.

Yep. There was a little bit of drama between the Toms and Lisa just talking about their involvement in Tom Tom Tom and Lisa kind of respect. them more like they talked about that sort of in the last episode. That drama, eh, eh. See, that's where I get bored with Vanderpump is like, okay, I get it. The Tom's, they have a new restaurant, they're working with Lisa. It's like a grown-up, grown-up drama. It's like when Snooky lost her wedding ring on the first new episode of Jersey Shore.

Yeah. And I was like, Snuggie lost her wedding ring, that's the drama we're getting. Like we're not getting like, you know what I mean? And obviously. Punched at bars. Yeah, yeah. Punched up bars. That was the first season of Jersey Shore and it was fucking electric.

And then the family vacation, we had Snooki looking for a wedding ring. So obviously people grow up and it is what it is. And this is kind of, you know, Tom and Tom becoming adults and they have, you know, they're working with Lisa now. But yeah, it's just like, okay, you guys have, you know, you guys have restaurant problems. You're working in the business. Yeah. It is what it is.

Right. What did you think? Lisa knows what she's doing. I don't think we talked about this. But what did you think when Ariane? went to talk to Lisa about what she said about Tom and Tom going on vacation. I think it's probably fair, right? Ariana wants her boyfriend to have a legitimate role in the business.

And maybe she thinks Tom's a little afraid to kind of address it on his own or doesn't want to make a big deal out of something. So I didn't think it was like rude. I think she was, I think she kind of just wanted. to put that on Lisa's radar, like, hey, maybe just think, just think about it because they want to be respected by you so bad that just give, like, give them that opportunity. Yeah, I like the way Ariana handled it, but it's kind of like if you relate it to Barstool, like Dave will say you can go on as many vacations as you want, but once you go on vacation,

it's fair game. Right. You know, it's fair game to be like, oh, Ria and Fran went on vacation. They're not at work, but you're allowed to take the vacation. It's kind of the same thing. But Lisa was also like it's a joke. Like, take a joke. Yeah.

So it is what it is. But then the fireworks went off. Raquel arrived on the stage. Raquel arrived and you could say what you want to say about her, but she's clearly bringing something to the season. Raquel looked like she was walking the Met red carpet. When in reality, she was shown up for the Vanderpump Rule season seven reunion. She was camp. Raquel was camp.

Yeah. Raquel was camp. But I didn't like it. So don't wear that to the Vanderpump reunion. First of all, you're not a star on the show. So let the stars dress how they want to dress. And they didn't even dress like that. That's what I say. If they dress like they were the Mechala, then fine. But you showed up.

Like, I get it. She wants to make an impression. I'm the new girl. I want to walk in stunting on everybody. But sometimes there's a difference between stunting on everybody and then just coming across like an asshole. If everybody else dressed to the nines, like if it was like the Atlanta reunion, everybody's in ball gowns and, you know, same with Beverly Hills, everybody gets so dressed up. Sure. But that's just not the case. She looked a little ridiculous. Beautiful girl, though. Yes. Absolutely beautiful. I want to say that because they are very mean to her. They are. They are. But it's, I just feel like it's so hard. It's so hard because

I just, I fall on the side that a lot of the cast members fall on. Like, how can you date James? Like, how can you watch what James does and not be affected by that? Or it's just, like, it's so, I agree. So complacent or just she just doesn't care. I don't know what it is. It's just like, wake up. What are you doing?

I agree with that. As a real person, different. But with James, I hate it. That's, that's the. problem I'm having with it is because I think that Raquel seems like a sweet girl. And although there's, sometimes it's like what's going on up there in that head, I think she's very sweet. And alone as a human being, I bet that she's very nice and caring and whatnot. But the fact that she lets her boyfriend act the way he does, and I'm not saying she should be in tard of him, but the fact that she sits back and

just like watches it happen and stays with him, that's a problem to me. Because now, I mean, this is obviously a crazy comparison and I'm not saying it's the same at all. But follow me here. Janelle Evans and her husband. Her husband shoots the dog. It's a slippery slope. And Janelle Evans is like, I'm not going to file a police report. Yeah. You know, you, it's like, what are you doing? Yeah. James is being an asshole to everybody saying the meanest things and you're just sticking with him. And it's like, if he's saying that to you, if he's saying that to them, what is he going to say to you? Right. It's hard because you just associate. She associates herself with him.

That's who she is on this show. So when you have James, like, standing up and screaming at Kristen that she's a dumb bitch. Like, how can Raquel think everybody else is going to treat her with respect? She's like, nobody treats me with respect. I'm not spoken to with respect. Well, look at you're sitting next to you. Like, where do you think they, like, yeah. How can you date him and then think everybody's going to be so nice to you when you're,

boyfriend is so rude to everybody else. Stasi said it really well because Andy was like, Stacey, like, do you think Rockale is dumb? And she was like, look, I don't know her. Like, that's it. Like, I'm not going to speak about it because I don't, I don't know her. And I was, I was dying. Recall was like, well, I would really like to know you. You should have come to my puppy party. See, that's where it's like, Raquel. What is going to be? What is going to on in that brain. Sometimes I just want to like see an x-ray of it. But I, I, I, Raquel starts talking about how, you know, she might be working at Sir now, whatever. Oh, she is. Locked and loaded. Lisa Vanderpump confirms. And she says, you know, you guys may

look at me like I'm some beauty queen and whatnot. And immediately they all scoffed at her and Jacks was like she just called herself a beauty queen. That's not what she meant. You know, She meant that she actually was like a beauty pageant queen. Like she competed in beauty pageants and she thought that they were looking at her like, oh, this girl who competes in pageants and whatnot. The way she worded it, I understand. Very different way to say I competed in pageants and call yourself a beauty queen. But the thing is it's like, I think she should have said, I get it.

You know, you guys look at me like, oh, this girl just competes in pageants and she's a beauty queen and whatnot. Not I am a beauty queen. Correct. And she was like, you guys just look at me like, you know, she's just a beauty. Queen and like I could see how they were confused, but then she later on clarifies like, no, I meant pageants. Like I did pageants and whatnot, which she just worded it poorly. So I am, I would have reacted the same way as they did.

Like you just called yourself a beauty queen. But then when she cleared it up, I knew what she was talking about. And then Jacks made a comment. And then from there, James makes a comment about Brittany and they're going back and forth now. And they're making comments about each other. And then Jack says, I'm going after. James because he made a comment about Brittany. And then James is like, well, you made a comment about Raquel.

And that's true. Like, if, if Jacks is going to make a comment about Raquel, then James is probably going to make a comment about Brittany, but it's going to be way meaner. Exactly. And it's tough. But it's like, at one point, at what point do you just take the high road? Like, if James just didn't respond, Jacks looks like the asshole for just being mean to Raquel and then that's it, you know?

Instead, James. because he comes back harder and makes him look worse, you start calling Brittany a hillbilly and you're doing her accent. And you're just totally making fun of her and it's tough. And then... That part made me so mad. So I'm just like... She's from Kentucky.

She can't help that she's from Kentucky. Her family's from Kentucky. Now you're insulting, not just her... Maybe you hate your accent, James. Yeah, right? What if she said that to him? You stupid accent. He would have went off.

So I didn't think that was fair at all. it was just low blow after low blow. And then I just, I like Tom and Ariana. I just have a very hard time with them supporting James over other people. Yeah. So it's like, like Brittany freaked out because she was like, hey, you're my best, like, you're Jack's best man in his wedding. Maybe shut the fuck up and stop like yelling at us.

Right. So I think that if Tom Sandoval really, you know, feels. away about Jackson, Brittany and James and whatnot, just keep quiet. Like, you don't even have to come back at Jackson and be like, you said this. And then James, you said this. Just sit there like everybody else is doing. All you had to do was sit there and you wouldn't have caused any other problems. And now you have Jacks in the preview to next episode being like, you don't have to be in my wedding.

Yeah. Which I would be, if he was my best man, I would be blowing him up after it. I'd be like, you're fucking kidding me. You're going to defend that. them. Yeah. We're just like, I don't get it. I don't get it.

It's just line after line that James is thrown out that just gets worse and worse every time. So it's just like, it's so crazy that it happens like that every time that he just can't, like, he gets word vomit and you just can't shut up. And we saw Andy, maybe one of Andy's best reunion lines of all time. Just being like, guys, shut the fuck. up. I loved it. I need Andy Cohen saying shut the fuck up on loop. I know. Just, and the way he said it. I need

a shut the fuck up Andy button. So when people are talking to me and it just plays Andy saying shut the fuck up. The way he said it was just so amazing because you could tell he was just so over it. He's so over it. Because everybody was screaming over each other. You couldn't hear anything anyway. Like it was madness for like the last three minutes. And they started screaming as soon as Lisa left the room, which was the funny part. We'll see if it continues. the next week on the part two reunion, which I can't wait for. Yeah, definitely.

Can't wait. We got two episodes left of Game of Thrones before the finale. Great episode. I felt like immediate reaction, everybody was super happy about it, which made me happy. But then I had my sister coming in this morning, like, that episode sucked. Like so, and you know, now she's like sending me articles saying, people are saying, season 8 episode 4 was the worst episode ever. Like, worst episode ever.

That's not true. Everybody relax. It's just like I thought last night everybody was coming together. Like this is going to be the one we all like. I think pretty much everybody here enjoyed it. But there was obviously, obviously people still really can't get. Can't get over it. The thing is everybody's going to complain no matter what.

So if it was a good episode, a bad episode doesn't matter. People are going to complain. It could have been the best episode ever and people were still going to find something wrong with it. The number one problem with the episode was the Starbucks cup being left on the table. That was the number one problem with the episode. That was a friend's mistake. Yeah. If you saw my video of Monica from Friends changing into a different person, that was a friend's mistake on Game of Thrones. I don't, I don't really know why people freaked out. I didn't notice when I was watching the episode. I only noticed when I saw it, when I saw it on Twitter and I was like,

okay, they fucked up. Okay. It's not like something to be outraged. No, no, no. But I wouldn't say outrage, but I do understand being like, what the fuck. Come on. Get it together. You left a Starbucks coffee cup on the table. Yeah. During a party after killing the Night King, you guys weren't aware of that.

That's why I'm like, I was a little iffy on that. They probably had it on the table for two seconds and then somebody took it away. But during editing, they put it in for a split second because they just forgot, you know? Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. That was a mistake. It was a friend's mistake in my mind. And I didn't like it. No, number one problem with the episode. Doesn't bother me whatsoever. You know what, Fran? Well, that's great for you. But it bothers some other people, including myself. But other than that, I really enjoyed the episode. It was back to people, you know, with Circe and all of that. And it was just a lot of talking, which I actually do enjoy. People sometimes live for the battles and the killing and whatnot a game at their own. I like a little bit of both, and that's what we got this episode. We got all the talking in the beginning.

We got a little party in the beginning. And at the end, they really came in and stabbed us in the heart. I feel like I like the human interaction way more than the Night King stuff. So I'm like, I'm so over it. I'm like, the Night King. I'm like, it's over, it's done. I don't even care about the Night King. And everyone's like, they didn't talk about the Night King.

They didn't talk about the Night King. And I do understand why some people would be. be frustrated about how they just The Night King blew past it. They didn't even mention the Night King. No reaction to Aria killing the Night King.

Yeah. But I'm going to move past it because I'm over the Night King and I don't really care about him. Right. I'm over the Night King now. It's going to be funny, I feel like looking back at the whole show

from start to finish and being like, wow, he played such a huge part in this entire show and then they just kind of like killed him and moved on. Right. It's like, okay, all right.

But Circe is back. She's a bad motherfucker. Everybody knows that. She is not to be messed with. She's not to be messed with. You know, obviously, I hate her. I hate her so much. I want somebody to stab her in the heart.

But at the same time, I love watching her. Yeah. I love it. Well, it's like you want her to dive right at the end. To like make it all the way through the show, create all the drama, create all the madness. But then you want her to be the one who dies. Right. I want, that's the thing.

I want her to keep creating madness. Yeah. I love Danny going mad queen. Like I love her getting crazy, which I called that. Yeah. Tip my cap. Um, I love that part. So I want to keep seeing them go head to head.

But in the end, I do want Circe to die. Like I'm not out here rooting for her to win and take over and kill everybody else, but create a little chaos. Yeah. Exactly. No, you're very, very right. But they, they, uh, started off in Winterfell celebrating whatever. And they had the big party.

Aria just shutting down Gendry was just just I knew she was going to say no and I was like oh no what is he doing I know I know and everyone's like shined on Gendry like oh you know he proposed after they had sex for the first time I I think it's funny because right now we're like oh my god Aria she's such a bad bitch like she hit it and quit it she was out but then with Jamie we're like what an asshole like he had sex with Brianna and and then left, you know? Yeah. Well, it's, it's right. Totally. It's so hard to compare the two. Hard to compare the two, but we're rooting for Aria to hit and quit it.

And Jamie were like, no. Yeah. I mean, I could not be more out on Jamie and Brian. I know. It's crazy to me. Like, as soon as they got close to each other, I was like, oh, fucking A. I don't want to watch this.

I was like, Ariah. I would 10 out of 10 rather watch that girl's sleep with Gendry over and over again than watch Brian and Jamie do whatever they did. For a second, I thought we were getting Brian's titties on the screen. And I honestly was going to be forward. I thought we were going to get like full sex scene also. And I was like, please God, no, don't do it. So you didn't want it.

No, I didn't want it at all. I would have fully embraced it like I embrace every sex scene on the show. I watch it all. I take it in. I would have done the same with Brian and Jamie. But I totally understand. where you're coming from because in my mind I was like oh fuck we're really about to see these two I just don't get any romantic vibes from them like in the episode I forget who said it but they were

like oh you know that their chemistry or whatever I'm like what fucking chemistry they I don't they have zero on air romantic chemistry I agree with that I think it's like false chemistry like you know they're they're good pals yes and they help each other and you know just because they're a boy and a girl doesn't mean that they have to have chemistry and, you know, something comes from it. Maybe they really are just good friends and get along and have great friend chemistry. But the sexual chemistry, I don't think it's flying off the screen. I liked it when it was just they had a very nice mutual respect for each other. Yes, I was like, that's great.

Like they have each other's back. They don't need to be sleeping with each other. And that just goes to show because there we go. We watch them hook up. Brian catches feelings. Yep. clearly she must have already had a ton before obviously right and then off he goes back to circe which is not shocking like no not at all i'm not gonna sit here and call jamie like oh i'm happy

he did because now now we get chaos exactly fuck yeah like if he just stayed in winterville with brian that'd be so well no it would be like oh brianne and jamie they're gonna run off together no no i'm not gonna sit here and be like oh jamie's a fuck boy this that the other thing like he left brian like brand maybe you shouldn't have slept with jamie okay you should have kept it kept it business it's way they should have just friend right friend it up that's it let's rewind to episode two when i called out jamie not drinking his drink when tyrian said let's drink the self-betterment yeah and tyrian drank it and jamie did not drink it and i said he's not going to better himself he's going to go back to surcy yeah and look he goes some people are saying that he's going to kill

Sercy, though. What do you think about that? I highly doubt it. I actually don't want him to be the one to kill Circe. I would like for him to just go deep into like, yes, I banged my sister and I'm going to keep banging my sister. Yeah, I could see him maybe getting the opportunity and thinking about it,

but not actually being able to go through with it. Especially if she's pregnant, like he's going to go back and kill her while she's pregnant with his kid. Yeah. And he Exactly, exactly, Fran. That's dark. Exactly. Thank you for bringing that point up. she has his baby inside of her. That means he would kill her baby.

His baby, his own baby. He's not going to do that. And he said it a million times. He would do anything for Circe. So I didn't really get the vibe that he's going to kill Circe. But that's what a lot of people think. Yeah. I'm hoping it's not him who kills Circe.

Although, like, I don't really want Aria to kill Circe either because she already killed the Night King. Yeah. She's going to kill both. Yeah. And that's going to be, that's it. Right. And there's been.

Unless she does it in a way. that's like she's using the faceless men and she kills she kills him in a way kills her in a way that she's using somebody else's face or something like that like she's like jamie or something but just her killing sercy yeah it'll just be the same ending as the night king right it'd be it'd be pretty crazy if she got two big kills yeah like both two big kills she can't have everything yeah and so when when when she left with the hound i was like all right they're gonna go fuck shit up i I don't know what we're going to, like, we're not going to see them until they just pop up randomly in Kings Landing and just are creating madness. But there, some of the complaints that, that I understand because in some moments, I felt the same way was that they're cutting away from conversations that people want to see.

So it was like John telling Aria and Sonsa about, you know, who he really is. And he just like, is like, like, Brock tell them. And then it cuts away. and then Sansa saying Tyrion like what if we had a better option and then they cut away again but it's just like how many times can we watch them explain who John is right because if they did that I bet people would be complaining about that like oh they wasted five minutes explaining who John is again right I I was pissed when they cut the scene just because I wanted to really see Sanzan Aria's reaction but I think that they could have shown their reaction

later on, which they didn't do. Like we... Right. Which they kind of did with Tyrion talking about it. But then we never really get the full reaction to them finding out. Were they like, what the fuck? Yeah. You know, how did they react?

We don't see that. Which made me mad. But I'm going to move on from it. Because as the episode went on, it got crazier. And I can't wait until next week because I think next week is going to be the best episode of the season after what happened this time. and we fully see Danny going mad. She's going to go nuts.

What did you think about the theory now that Aria is going to kill Danny? Because people were like, oh, Danny has green eyes. But I don't think she has green eyes. Danny has bluish green eyes. They're like, right? They're like kind of in between and everyone was like, in the book. She is violet eyes. All right, that's in the book.

And you can't just say, like, Arias not going to kill Danny because she's got purple eyes in the book. Right. But I spent so much time looking at pictures and like stills from the show. I'm like, those look blue to me. Yeah, I think they're blue. I think they're bluish with like a hint of green in the middle. Yeah, yeah, right? So I was like, hmm, I don't know about that.

I don't know. I'm hoping it comes down to like John and Danny having to kill one or like kill each other. Yeah. Like John has to kill Danny or Danny has to kill John. Yes. Like when when Danny was in their like situation room and was like, I'm here to take down tyrants, whatever. And I was like, girl, you sound like a tyrant.

Yep. Like, she sounds like a tyrant. She's getting, like, totally. The power's getting to her with Circe just knocking off her people one by one. Like, everybody's dying. Now she's not, Jora's gone, down a dragon, down Monsie. Like, I gasp when the dragon went down. Same.

I was not expecting that. No. Fucking you're on just firing off the end. Arrow. Is that pirate? I mean, the fact that Yaron got to kill a dragon.

No. Like, he got to kill a dragon. That shouldn't be so unfair. It shouldn't be allowed. He is not worthy of killing a dragon. Not at all. He has that on his resume. I hate that.

Yeah, he got to kill one of Dineria's dragons. It's fucked up. But you could see Danny's crazy eyes bouncing off the screen. Like, Danny is any jealous girl on earth in those moments where you just see her eyes. You just see her eyes going crazy. Like she's grabbing John.

She's like, you can't tell anybody. And the craziness is just coming at you from the TV. Yeah. I felt it. I'm excited about it. Yeah. Oh, and you could tell even just at the end with everything with this, with the standoff. And she was just boiling.

Like, and that was another thing people were upset about is that they cut away. Like, Missande was just gone. They were like, how was she captured? We don't know. She was just captured. Just captured. Which I didn't really like, I don't know, that didn't bother me that much. It was like, like we said, they're run out of time.

Which is a reason to complain. I guess they're moving very fast. But that's just what they're going to have to do. Like we're not going to see any travel time. Like they're going to be in one place and the next place. And now they're all here. And Cersie's just killing all Danny's people. What did you think about ghosts, not getting a proper goodbye?

Look, it made me very sad, I have to say. I feel like that's one thing that you would have been stuck on, and I haven't heard you talk about it yet. Yes, but it's also annoying me about how mad everybody on the internet is about it. I'm like, all right, everybody chill out. Truthfully, I moved past it very fast. I didn't even think about it, which may be fucked up on my part, but I moved past it.

Like, Ghost doesn't talk. I'm sorry. He doesn't really do anything for the show for me. At first, that was my reaction. I was like, oh my God, ghost is so sad. It's just like whimpering. I meant it. It broke my heart.

And then as I just was going through tweets and whatever, it was just so many people complaining about it. I was like, all right, everybody needs to. So many people complaining. Everybody needs to relax. It was, it was sad. But maybe, you know, John wasn't able to say goodbye. It would have been too hard for him because saying goodbye to your beloved Dair Wolf would be very upsetting. What did you think about?

the writers hit in John Snow with more small jokes. So I agree with Fidelberg on this take. Fidelberg wrote a blog and he tweeted, like, what did John Snow, Kit Harrington, do to the writers to deserve short joke after short joke after short joke? And I agree.

I don't like, even though he is short in the show, obviously, I feel like you can't really tell how small he is in the show. So I'm like, why are we bringing real life into the show.

Well, like Fidelberg said in his blog, they tried so hard in the early seasons to not show how small he was. They didn't really compare him to other people, and it wasn't like that, like, it wasn't so obvious that he was so short. And I remember not till later being

so surprised, or everybody was so surprised by how short Kent Harrington was. And now it's just like he's short. Everyday conversation. Danny's making jokes. Tormon's making jokes. Like, They're like he's a tiny man.

You know who got the most lucky in this episode? Torman and Padrick. Padrick? Padrick got really lucky. At one point, I forget who was talking. It might have been it might have been Sansa and the hound. And in the background, Pod just had his arm around two girls. Yep.

Exactly. I was like, oh, Patrick. Okay, buddy. Get some action. And in the episode and the party, we don't see him again for the rest of the episode. Same with Torman. He gets a girl. He goes off.

Good for them. They had a great time at the party. The who shit my pants line was very funny. Yes, very funny. I like his comedic relief. So do I. So many people are complaining about how bad the writing is. They think the writing has just gone to shit.

Doesn't bother me that much. I'll admit that I can see that the writing is definitely changing. Yeah. Like it has definitely changed from the past seasons. I feel like it used to be, you know, know you have to pay attention a lot more because you need to pay attention to every word they're saying because it was a little confusing and the dialogue was very in depth where now I watch it and I feel like I'm I'm watching like any other show that's not easy to follow but it is easier because the

dialogue is less complicated yeah no you're it's definitely you're definitely right I think there has right but I'm not going to complain about it no it doesn't really bother me that much because I feel like the drama and the action is all it's all still there is there a line every once in in a while that I'm like, uh, like, yeah, but like,

sometimes, sometimes there's some cheesy lines. I take a step back and I'm like, I'm just going to brush that off and act like they didn't say that in this show. Exactly. But, but then you get moments where it's like, um,

like when Tyrion and Veris were discussing like what they're going to do, take down Danny, do they want it to be John's, no. I was like that, that I felt like was classic conversation, which was amazing. Right.

I agree. What do you think? about that. I mean, Varis is switching before our eyes. He's like, fuck this. It was like, like that. Yeah.

All of a sudden, he's like, let's kill her. Yeah. He's like, let's get rid of this. Yeah. Crazy. But I think he was right when he was like, I see it. I'm worried about her. I'm worried about her.

I could see it in her eyes. It's happening. Yeah, well, I mean, he was right when he was like, hey, if you just go torch King's Landing, everybody's going to hate you because you're just going to kill him. Right. Because you're just going to kill him. all these people.

And now I bet Danny is going to be pretty pissed that she didn't listen to that advice because she lost a dragon that way. Yeah, she lost a dragon. So now she has one dragon. She was the mother of the dragons. That dragon. It's going to be no longer soon because she's open season on that dragon. Yeah, she's got one dragon left.

Anything could happen. Cersie or Yaron can come out of anywhere with some arrows and take it down. What do you think about Cersie not killing any of them while they're standing right in front of her? Yeah. there was a lot of conversation about that like why didn't they shoot one of those giant dragon killing arrows at the one remaining dragon why didn't they just light up the whole place um but i think it's just because they came together in like a peaceful way like it was it was supposed to be a discussion situation um And I feel like that's just a strategy, right? Like, it's Circe not, like,

Circe could have taken them all out, but it's, maybe it's just so much more powerful for her to kill Danny's best friend and then be like, all right, see ya. Yeah. And also, Circe has wanted to kill Tyrion forever now, but I, like, obviously, Circe will kill anybody.

But I think when it comes to Tyrion, I don't know if she has the balls to do it. Yeah. And she wants to kill. him and she could kill him, but she hasn't yet. So we'll see. I wonder if Sonsa's going to come into play here or if she's staying in Winterfell. We're going to figure out what's going on with her because it's something big has to happen

because she's kind of just flying along here. And it seems like she's staying in Winterfell, which would be interesting to me because one, well, she hates Circe. She wants to take down Circe. But now it seems like she wants Danny out big time or else she wanted to blabbed right away to Tyrion. Yeah, I think she wants Danny out. And I think that, like, would she take that into her own hands or is she just going to stay in Winterfell? I was with Aria on this one. Aria said she respects John for, you know, bending the knee to Danny. And she respects it because they needed the dragons,

they needed her army, they needed what she had or else they would have been dead. But also, she doesn't trust her. And I think that sums it up great. I think, yeah, Danny needed her. but she can't be trusted. She's ready to take down everyone. And you know that because she wanted John not to tell anybody. Yeah, I mean, she started to freak right then and there. She started to freak out. It's going to be a disaster for them.

And Tyrion thinking that the two of them could possibly rule together, uh-uh. Oh, no. No way. Danny is jealous. Yeah, she's not going to let that happen. And Brian and Tyrion and Jamie were all laughing together, not having it. Maybe she would have been okay with it if John did agree to not. tell anybody who he actually was.

But now, if they did become king and queen, but everybody knows who John really is, she's going to know that she's like the inferior. And that's not what she wants. She does not want to be the inferior, but she is. I think she's going to bite it so hard now. I don't know what's going to happen. But if she lives, I'm going to be shocked. I'm going to be shocked if she lives.

I'm not saying I hope she dies, but that would. really make everyone shut up, I think. Yeah. If they were like, oh, Game of Thrones is not ruthless enough. Too nice, too nice, too nice. Danny dying, beloved Danaris dying. Yeah. I think that would rip a lot of people's hearts out.

Actually seeing her dead. I know. Come on. What did you think about Gendry being a lord now? Happy for him. It's just like a good... Well, I was happy for him until he got totally rejected. So it was like...

Yeah. It was like he had such high moment. Now I feel like it's a low. which was crazy and now it's so funny when we break this all down because I I my sister I'm sorry I'm totally shitting on my sister but she was like it was boring and nothing I was like boring there's so and I completely forgot about Braun just coming in and be like hey give me high garden bitch like I got river run high was he high was Braun high during that scene because that came out of that came out of nowhere nowhere just waltz right out of no way out of

Waltz right in was like, hey, I'm here, I'm supposed to kill you. Yeah. What's, you got a better offer? Now I'm going to go back and just wait and see who wins. Pretty smart on his part. He's like, hey, Circe probably is going to lose, so give me a better offer. I won't kill you. And if Jamie and Tyrion just die anyway, they'll never, like, they'll never know.

Like, Circe won't know that he tried to double cross. Circy, I don't know how she can lose. They got those big fucking arrows. I don't know what they are. There's only one dragon now. And there's only one dragon. So, I mean, there's only so much that dragon can do before it gets killed. Yeah.

Is there anything else we missed in this episode? I don't know. That was a lot. But I feel like we touched on everything. I feel like we covered it all. And going forward, I'm going to, there's two more episodes left. Yeah. So.

And how long are each episode now? I'm not sure, but I hope they're a lot. An hour and a half, I think, plus. Yeah. I'm going to put it in that I think Danny or John one of them is going to have to kill the other one or not have to kill but

Danny is going to go mad and kill John Snow or one of the Starks is going to have to take down Danny because she's going to be out of control I'm looking forward to that I'm looking forward to hopefully a hound versus mountain situation

Yeah we still haven't gotten that yet which I'm sure it's coming it has to come has to come I would hope and I would also hope that gray worm just like goes psycho on King's Landing. We didn't even mention Greyworm. Poor Greyworm. He just watched his girl's head get chopped off. Poor Greyworm. I mean, no offense, but Greyworm should have died in the battle. Yeah. Like he was the first in line. He should have been murked. Yeah. Not because I want him to die,

but because it just logistically doesn't make sense that he's still there. Like how he's alive, but Sandy's not. Crazy. Yeah. That was that was the only. area where there was maybe some inconsistencies, right? Like, right after the bat of Winterfell, Winterfell looked fine, and they were like, yeah, we lost half of the Darfraki and half of, like, that's just not true. Half of the unsulli, like, really? Like, really? Probably would have been more than that, I thought.

I think you lost basically all of them. Yeah. So, yeah, I don't know. I mean, that's what they decide to do. Yeah, we're so easy like that. We're like, yeah, you know what? I'm always like, that was weird. I'm not going to lose sleep over it.

No. No, why would you? Why would you lose sleep over it? I feel like next week is going to be crazy because the next, the trailer for next week was so short. So short. And they didn't show anything. So I feel like they're trying to keep everything top secret, which I hope is a good sign.

I know. I know. I have chills and especially a reminder what Amelia Clark said about episode five. Yeah. She said, you know, Battle of Winterfell was Battle of Winterfell. but episode five is way crazier. Yeah. So I'm pumped for that.

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We are joined by a very special guest. I say that every time. This time we really mean it. Camille Acostick, Sports Illustrated swimsuit cover model. What? The goddamn cover, Camille. Are you kidding me? I thought this was a joke when I first saw.

It took me a minute to register what I was looking at. But you guys know that I flip out every time you even introduce me as a Sports Illustrate Swamp suit rookie or a swimsuit model. So now you add the word cover in it. Like my brain needs to chill for a minute. Everything's happening so fast. I feel like I've been on the episodes from when I was submitted into the open call for the first time. And then, you know, did press tour when I made it to the final six.

And then I remember coming on talking about my trip to believe. and reflecting on those moments and then talking with you guys through winning and the launch of that issue and here we are celebrating the rookie spread but like it's so crazy because it's only been like four

it's like four trips but each one has been so like you take such big steps it's crazy yep it's nuts I'm like super super super I feel blessed to have that team like love and trust me the way they do to not only be in the issue and speak on behalf of the brand, but allow me to represent such a powerful, iconic issue because I mean, open these pages and you're seeing Tyra Banks, you're seeing Winnie Harlow, Jasmine Sanders, Hunter McGrady,

so many incredible women of all different statures and all different backgrounds, but we all kind of share that same message. It's like a sisterhood and half of us are all going to meet this weekend and to be one of those people that kind of gets to go around and promote this magazine as cover girl is like i mean i'm going to cry again camille i know this one night i was sobbing at my desk because your video when you found out which by the way when did you find out about this so today's wednesday i found out in monday so i had to keep it quiet for like a day and a half it was the longest day and a half of my life imagine you tell that months ago oh i don't know what i would have done I told my mom, told my dad, I told one sister, not the other.

Do you tell Rob? I told Rob last night. Smart, because I wanted him. He didn't see it, though. I wanted him to wake up and watch Good Morning America. So I told him, and he, like, set an alarm because you guys probably saw it was post-Vagas weekend. It's a little hard to wake up in the morning.

I was like, all you have to do is walk your ass to the living room and hit the button, watch me for my 10 minutes segment go back to bed. So that's what he did. But, yeah, it's been. That's amazing. Can you talk us through, we saw the video, but can you talk us through sitting in that room and going through those pictures?

Yeah, they had told me, you know, you're going to come in, you're going to do some interviews for, they always do this, like, the making of what it takes, like all the behind the scenes of all the girls to make the issue. So girls were invited in. were doing that that was not out of the ordinary and they had also told me you're going to be watching back on your video um your behind the scenes video from when you shot in australia i was the first one to shoot for the issue so we're talking back to Halloween time so it was like that was a shock in itself to go back

and watch the video i forgot half the swimsuits i wore that day and the video was just rolling and they were like every 15 seconds we're going to stop it talk to us um this year it's about shattering perceptions it's more than just you know a a beautiful face and a sexy body you know it's about your message What do you stand behind? You know, walk us through what it meant to you, what it feels like to be in the issue, to be shooting for the issue this year. So that's exactly what I did. I broke it down.

Every 15 seconds, I stopped. I let them know it was going through my head at the time. It was exciting talking about that. And little did I know the ultimate surprise, literally of my life, was going to be flashed before my eyes at the end of that video. So the video clips rolled. They were like, here's the last segment. And I watched it.

I'm like beaming. And then my face drops because no one spoke or said anything or warned me. was just the image on the small monitor of this that is insane and then mj came in i had my head in my hands i kind of blacked out like you looked at it and you were like what i was i was actually nervous to see that reveal video because you i mean kind of compare it to like a night out blacking out right yeah and then someone posting a video the next day being like oh shit yeah like that was my blackout moment right there that was it so long you shot it so long ago. How did you feel when you found out that you were the first person that was going to do the

shoot? I feel like I only found it like three weeks before I went. I remember I was eating like a Snickers ice cream bar in the airport and I got the phone call and they were like, are you sitting down for this? And I was like, is this good or bad news? And they're like, you're shooting in three weeks in Australia. You're the first one up. And I was like, oh shit. Sweet. But that's also the greatest thing of all time is that being a part of Sports Illustrated swimsuit, not to get too sentimental, but it's like really helped me on my journey to self-love.

And like, is this the best shape I've been in in my entire life to date? No. Is it the best I've ever felt? 100%. And Sports Illustrated swimsuit has played a huge role in that

for me starting from like such a young age, been able to like recognize, just like loving every inch of you. Like I'm a firm believer of not comparing yourself to others and it's really hard to do it. this day and age, especially in the age of technology and social media. And I hope that this issue can, you know, even if it's just one person that helps them, you know, view themselves or help them help a friend to just love every inch of yourselves,

start to change your mind because as soon as you do that, I swear to God, it changes your life. Because this cover right here is for like all the dreamers, all the people who have been told no, who just like need to instill hope inside themselves that they will hear that yes because nothing gets in the way of like passion wanting something so bad. I mean, you guys probably start off with the dream of having this podcast come to life. Being in an office full of men. Look where you're at. Yeah, totally.

Dominating. Yeah. Like, you guys literally showed up at what award show was that? People's Choice Awards. Okay. And you guys are like 17 years old or whatever, 20 years, I don't even know. And you're just like killing the game. So you guys know, though.

You're passionate about it. There was literally no one or nothing, no matter how many critics and people that were out there that were like, chicks in the office, nah. You were like, watch me. Yeah, totally. I agree with you. Are we all about to have a group cry? No, I know, because I like getting emotional.

And I don't want to cry on this podcast, but I feel tears coming from my eyes. I don't know why. But I do think it's part of the fact that you entered the Sports Illustrated swimsuit search. Like, it wasn't like, you know, it was just given to you and whatnot. Like, you actually put yourself out there. You made a video. And that's how you got to where you are today. and I find that really inspiring because it makes other people,

they're doing more searches. Like, why be afraid to make a video? Like, look, what can happen from it? Every time that I have taken a risk or I have questioned anything, I mean, it sounds like a bunch of like positive affirmation bullshit. Like take a risk. You know, if it's not a challenge, then it like, then it wouldn't be a sweeter victory.

But it's so true. If it were easy, everyone would be doing it. I I knew for years I wanted to be in Sports Illustrated swimsuit I knew for years that there was going to be a way I didn't know when and I didn't know how especially the more years that went on

that I still wasn't getting a sign I was still being told no I was still being looked at like that's a crazy ass dream and they'd be like find something else and I'll like I'll let you know what I'm going to do next after I figure out how I'm going to do this and I just remember when the open call happened I was like this has to be my inn

this has to be it if I can't get in through the agencies, then I'm going to have to pitch myself. So it just makes this that much sweeter being able to like... Yeah. And I didn't have to change who I was. It's actually the more that I embraced all that I was,

good things happened. Yeah. Yeah. Does it feel like it's happened so fast? Because it's really only been two years, little over two years? I feel like it's one of those things where like people always say, you know,

when you're in the fast lane, like, stop down the slow lane and reflect. That's this day, even though I feel like I'm very happy that I have a lot of, like, media training and doing a lot of this stuff because I'm able to enjoy these conversations and enjoy, like, these moments and, like, enjoying the feel of this. And instead of being like, oh, thank God, that's done and that interview's done, I'm like, oh, my gosh, this is so fun. And I'm going to remember this day and sharing this news for the rest of my life. Like, we were in and out of Good Morning America like that, but I soaked up, like, every

second of it, whereas usually I would be scrambling, like, so nervous. But I was like, I'm just got to take a deep breath, talk how I would normally talk in a regular conversation, and just, like, enjoy the ride. Yeah. So it's definitely wild, but it's super, super cool to, like, stop and reflect a little bit. Were you nervous about Tyra Banks? Because Tyra is also on one of the covers as well as Alex Morgan. And we all know Tyra Banks. She is an icon. What was that like? Because we're seeing all the videos of you two videos of you two peas in a pod today and it's tyra fucking banks girl but it's like you're sharing a couple like you're sharing with tyer banks on the cover in the same year like you want america's next top model oh my god it's so true so true so when

when mj had walked in with my cover um obviously she let me get the news and then she was she i was able to like collect myself kind of yeah um for her to say you are one of three and handed me over tyra and Alex's cover and immediately right away I was like this is epic you have three different women at three different points in their careers um you know you have an incredible athlete who's smack dab in the middle of like now like now right like training for world cup right like she has like done the damn thing and she capitalizes on her platform doing like for the better good of the people and then you have tyra banks who is like an icon living i feel like i'm will smith now can you like drop that music but yeah um then we have like in you know 45 years old rocking the cover

killing it. Yeah. It's insane. I agree. And I'm like a young buck. Is that the word I'm looking for? Yes, young buck. I was going to say a young pig for some reason. I don't know why. A young buck but I agree completely. Like a piglet. I don't know why but a young pig just hoping to one day be big pig just quinking my way through the world. But buck was the right word. It came out. Buck is the right word. But I agree. I love the fact that it's three different covers with three torts. Totally different people. Like Alex is an athlete.

Tyra, she's, you know, she's been through it all. And you are coming up through SI. Different looks. Same messages. Your cover says a star is born. Oh, I mean. Tell me something boy. I was like begging MJ.

Break it out. No music. Yeah. And I was like, can we just play like something from the soundtrack? I just feel. Yeah. I mean, there it is. Like, how do you not?

I know. I'm like, do I get to meet Lady Gaga now too? No, but when I saw the Tyra thing, I was like, hold up. Do I get to meet these girls now? and because Rob's met Alex before I think they have like a couple pictures together and being like two insane athletes together but when they were like

you're going to be meeting her and you'll be going like hand in hand with her and good morning America I was like holy shit because you know you talk to people all the time and it's not often that I'm like starstruck and I had to take a moment and then I walked and I was like oh give me a hog yeah how was the initial meet

were you like hi I'm Camille nice to meet you or we know like the girl's breaking molds and I mean I remember seeing her body and being like damn yeah she's awesome she makes me love my curves and for as much as we know her from america's next top model and a million other things we also know her from her movie life size right and so when I saw her with her big beautiful eyes and she was wearing this Barbie pink dress I was like did you start saying be a star to her out loud no I wish you did right shine I don't know the other words be a star Yeah, show her that clip.

Where you are be your star. Wow, that was so bad. So bad. You guys have been singing a lot lately on the podcast. Oh, yeah. Thank you for noticing. Thanks, Camille. We have been singing.

Which one? I came up with Sue. She came up with two. Oh, Starvin Marvin. There's Starvin Marvin and she also wrote a rap. I also wrote a rap, which I won't do right now. Please. No.

Wait, do you freestyle? It was a freestyle. It was what you do right now. Come on. I can. Okay. Twist my arm. Oh.

Please stop begging me, Camille. Will you give me a beat, though? Yeah. Okay. I don't even know if I remember. You haven't written down. Oh, right. I do have it written down.

Oh, so you're not going to freestyled. No, but it's freestyled. She came up with it freestyling, but then she was like, this is so good. Let me write it down. Okay. It's, it's called Blunt Adi. Do you usually, it's what? Bluntotti.

It's called Bluntotti. This is what I'm saying. What does that mean? Bluntory. It means nothing. It means nothing. It's made up word. It's kind of like to talky-talky, like it's not real.

but like it picks up. All right. Wait, let me think of a beat. I feel like you usually do the beats. All right. You set it off and then Camille will jump in. I'll do like a drum.

I mean, this is an explicit wrap. Honestly, this is premium content. Do you charge for people to start listening to your podcast? No. We need to charge like 129

like you do an iTunes. Ready? Okay. Okay, that's not it. I don't know what it is. I'll start and then you jump up. You know what it is. I don't know what it is.

I don't know what it is. Okay. I'm getting thuddy with a blunt toddy. Titties in my face. I'll be rocking your body. Suicide doors in my Ferrari. Smoke going up. Yeah, now it's a party.

Open that window. My little shoddy. They want apologies, but I ain't saying sorry. Wow. Bravo. That's what happens on this podcast. Oh, my gosh. Listen, I'm not trying to be a, yeah, it was ratchet.

And I'm not trying to be a rapper, Camille. So don't get it twisted. I'm a lyricist. The first time she did for me and other people, people in the office. She was like, just letting you guys know, it's a little risque. We were like, okay. Can you tell me the title again? One body. One word. How did that even happen? I mean, put two and two together. You're like a hot rapper though. You could kill the game. You and Cardi can be like nominees up for the billboards next year. Well, somebody made a,

somebody made a beat and honestly it sounds like Cardi B song. I'm not going to chew my own horn, but. It sounds like Cardi B. Okay. Back to Camille because I'm done with my rap. Speaking of billboards. I wanted to talk to you about the billboards because I was peeing my pants at all the photos of you just smiling behind every celebrity. It's like Taylor Swift. So good. And you're just like, I would do the same thing.

Right. Like I'm not going to put, let's be real. I model for a living. I do on camera reporting for a living. I know when a camera's in the room. I know this camera's here. Hi. I know that camera's there.

I know that camera's there. Like I know what's up. Yeah. So when the cameras come around and say, what am I going to do? be like, oh, I didn't know, and like look over here. No, bitch, I'm getting between Halsey and Taylor and I'm like, it was so good. I had this makeup done. I paid a lot of money. This dress I designed. I am getting in the middle

of this. So good. That, see, that was our plan for the people's choice awards, but yet we were not near any celebrities to do that. You were second row. No, and that's the thing. It was supposed to be like me and Robb sitting there behind Panic at the Disco and Taylor and Halsey and everything. And he had to present. He had a job to do and I was chilling. And so so I felt like I had to put in work. I had to take advantage of that time. Rob was gone. I was in the second row.

There was like all these seat fillers next to me. Yeah. They were like, they were all like, I don't know what to do. And I was like, I do. Yeah. So good. You got so much air time. You got a lot of air time.

Like there's a lot of air time. I think my favorite was the Mariah Carey. Yes. Oh, like your solo. You're rocking out. You love to be a pod me. Oh my God. Yeah.

More singing on the podcast. Like any time you go watch that performance from Mariah on. YouTube, you have to see you. Do you think she saw it? Yeah. You think Mariah doesn't watch herself back after she performs? It's Mariah Carey. She's watched that video 10,000 times by now.

Honestly, this past week, Tyra, Tyra met me. Mariah might have saw my face. I photobon Taylor Swift. I mean, you're on the, you got the cover of Sports Illustrated. Cover Sports Illustrated. Who else did I meet? You guys, chicks in the office.

Yes. Wait, did you say you designed your dress? Yeah. That is awesome. That's amazing. Beautiful. Nova McLaren. Shout out Nova McLaren.

She's a designer. She designed my dress last year. She was with a different company and now she's like on her own. So it's really cool because I feel like I'm like all my, I designed like five pieces. I'll be wearing one this weekend. And it was one of those things where like we signed off on this contract that like I was going to wear them in like places where there'd be airtime. They'd be red carpets, whatever.

And of course, Rob tells me about the Billboard Awards, like five days before, even though he's probably known for five months. And we all know what it takes to get ready for an award show. You need a glam squad. It's in Vegas. I don't live in Vegas. So obviously I'm having to fly somebody in now and whatever else. So I was like, oh, my gosh, thank God I have dresses on deck, kind of waiting for moments like this. So kind of pulled that white one out, wanted some old Hollywood glam hair.

Yeah. Knew what I wanted my makeup to be like. Flewitlam. Gwaden and we made it work, but... I mean, you looked absolutely stunning. The video you posted on Instagram, my took my breath away. Drop to the ground. It really was. I just wish I knew how to do

makeup like that. Like, as do I. I don't know how to do makeup and I really wish I knew how to like really make everything pop. But I just don't get it. I also don't have the patience. Like that makeup took like two hours. Yeah. Yeah, it's a lot. I feel that. It's so long to do on your own too. It's so different when somebody else is doing it. You can like... I was like unpatient, like unpatient, impatient when I was

sitting there and having it done. I was like, this takes a long. Like, I get bored when I get manicure pedicures. That's why I don't get my nose stud. I, like, have to. Yeah. But you were also partying in Vegas. You were in Vegas for a week.

You were there for a while. I feel like you've been in Vegas for a long time. I want to say that was like a little selfish that that retirement party was before the week of launch. I needed my rest this weekend, but I also didn't want to miss a beat that weekend. So how was the retirement weekend? Oh, it was amazing. But, okay, we were there from Tuesday to Sunday.

because we stayed there from Billboard. So there was a lot. I feel like that's way too much time in Vegas. I don't know. Did you get invited to Sophie Turner and Joe Jonas's wedding? No. That's fucked up. Someone asked me that too there.

One of the people that works at Billboard's was like, did you just leave the wedding? I was like, what wedding? And I actually found out from you guys. Like I knew what happened that night. I think that's awesome. Yeah. Would you and Hank do that?

Yeah. Hell yeah. But then we would have to have a real wedding after because I think my parents. Wait, so are they're going to have a real wedding? They're getting married in France in August. Like they're having like a bit, they're having a wedding. Okay. Actually, that's kind of like, yeah.

But because they had to get married in the U.S. to make it. Legal purposes. So like they did something fun in the United States and then they're going to get married in France. Who married them? Elvis. Like the Vegas Elvis.

No. Yeah. This is like a wedding from the hangover. Like Reverend Elvis. Married them. My friend. He's the guy said he had no idea. idea who Sophie Turner was because he doesn't watch Game of Thrones.

Because he's just doing weddings all the time. Joe Jonas was marrying like some chick. My parents renewed their, not renew their vows. They celebrated, or maybe they did renew their vows. No, they did, I think. 25th wedding anniversary. Yeah, they went to Vegas and did the whole Elvis impersonator wedding chapel thing. Yeah, so it's in the family.

And then what was Diplo's role? He just had to live stream it. Just live streaming. He was just there, I think, and he just took on the role of live streamer. That's pretty cool. Everyone was in town. Exactly. That's brilliant.

Great way to do it. Was everybody in town at your guys' parties? Retirement parties? Rob and I did, like, we didn't know anything. Like, we didn't know, like, any of the people coming in. Rob would do was, I think, like, over 200 people came to town. And it was so crazy. Like, I remember each night it would be, like, a different event, like, whether it was

a club or a pool party. And then all of a sudden, like, another brother, another in-law, another. another friend from home, another, like, girl who's been on, like, the team, like, this army of people over the years from, like, his rookie year. And it was, it was cool. He was shocked. I was shocked. And it was awesome to see all the people that just showed up to have a good time. Yeah.

And he, every time there's always hilarious videos. But even from the red carpet of the award show, it's like, yeah, I'm retired, but maybe not. But maybe I am. But maybe I am. But maybe I am. But I am. Why is he doing that? Honestly, Rob, this is.

a question for you because ha ha to every single person that is dealing with this because that is my regular day in the life he messes with me like that all the time even this morning when I called him in the car between doing press this morning I called him on the phone and I was like

hey and he's like so tired like post weekend and I was like hey did you watch it this morning and I was like did you watch Jimaine? He was like yeah and I was like did you actually he was like yeah and I was like Rob because you could really He could get away with like, how would I know, you know?

And I was like, did you see that I said hi to you on the air? And he was like, yes. And he was like, I posted an Instagram story. And I go, no, you didn't. Like, you're definitely busting my balls. Like, you would never, you don't ever post Instagram stories. Sure enough, he did. He was like, there's my baby on the cover.

And he, like, posted a story. He woke up to that alarm and he did it. But he messes with me so much that, like, I really would have, like, I really didn't think he actually watched it. And that he was just being like, yeah. So you're just kind of like. So you're long for the ride of the retirement sucks. He does this stuff all the time.

But honestly, he's serious sometimes too. But that's the craziest part. He could literally come back. Yeah. He could do whatever. He could. He could not. He just had a massive retirement party.

I have no insight because he messes me all the time. And now he's messing with you guys. And it's just like a big ha-ha welcome to my life. Yeah. Don't know. Amazing. I love it. It's entertaining.

So you're going to Miami this weekend for obviously to celebrate Sports Illustrated. Are you guys coming? No, but I want to. It's open to the public. for you guys listening out there you could literally come party with us tickets online now I'm not gonna lie

I thought about it like for a trip when it first came out I thought about it for a trip I'd be like this be so fun however my little brother just has to graduate college on Friday it is May a lot of that happens right now

I'm like I have that all weekend and we also like have a job to do so like going to Miami is a problem that type of thing would be work yeah well we could get great stuff you did it in L.A. You could set up a podcast in my hotel. You did great stuff in my room.

I'll co-triple host with you. Yeah, right. We should have done that. Are you so excited for Miami? Oh my gosh. I'm pumped. Is Rob coming? Are you guys going to have a double weekend?

He's already there. Oh, shit. He's waiting for me to get down there and just. It's amazing. Are there girls in the magazine that you haven't met that you're excited to meet? Yes. Have you even looked at the magazine today?

Like, have you had any time? Honestly, when they handed it to me on Monday, I had handed it back and MJ was like So what did you think of your rookie spread? And I was like, I forgot it I didn't want to look past this. I was like, this is amazing.

So I literally had to go until today at Good Morning America. Tyra hadn't seen her cover until Good Morning America. And then both of us were just like buried in it. I'm trying to flip open to see if there's someone that like I haven't met yet. No, no. I'm excited to meet Halima. I haven't met her yet.

Yeah, right. I know Olivia. I know. I know Mila, I know Tara. I'm trying to think of who. I know the final six. Barbara Palvin? So we've met, we've met, but I don't think she, like, we haven't, like, hung.

And I feel like her and I could really kick it. Yeah. Yeah. I like her. She seems like a free spirit and like a girl who just doesn't give a fuck. And I love that. No Tyra now. Oh, I haven't met Alex yet.

Yeah, there's a couple. new rookies Winnie and I have not met yet Yeah Very exciting A lot of girls in the rookie class That like I'm excited to give Like a big family hug

So wait When you went downstairs Did you see it on the newsstand? Yes We pulled it out from the back And put it in the front Now how crazy it that you had like all your friends And family like taking

Like flipping to your page In last year's issue Now they don't even have to flip They just got to put it right in the front Like page 42 Like flip folded over It be like totally obnoxious and then like slip it down to the CVS racks.

And now it's just... Now all you have to do is just place it in front of other magazines. Which me and Fran will help with. If I see them, I'm moving it for you. 100%. One of it when you do it. Yeah, I will. Girls, do it out there.

We will. Well, this has been a blast, Camille. Unfortunately, we have to end because we have to share you, which we don't want to do. But everybody, go by this new issue. Camille's on the cover. You have to have it. Yeah. You guys have to see these women.

inside of there, I mean, there's so much to be seen, so much beyond just like the women and the issue. There's stories in here and body types and things that are truly damn empowering. And I feel really lucky to be on the front. So me, Tyra and Morgan, go get your covers. Love it. Thank you, Camille. Thanks, guys. All right, that wraps up today's episode. Thank you, everybody for listening. We hope you have a fantastic weekend. And we'll talk to you all. on Monday.