Chicks in the Office - Miley Cyrus, JoJo Replaces Chris Harrison + Khloe K’s Face Exposed

Episode Date: August 17, 2020

Ria's embarrassing beach story (1:37-19:08). Miley Cyrus new song/video, split with Cody Simpson + CHD interview (20:40-29:35). JoJo Fletcher is temporarily replacing Chris Harrison on The Bachelorette (32:05-39:38). Cara Delevingne & Kaia Gerber get matching tattoos (40:10-44:58). John Legend & Chrissy Teigen expecting third child (47:14-52:38). Bryce Hall facing backlash after throwing huge birthday party (53:10-1:01:00). Sophie Turner wishes "baby daddy" Joe Jonas a happy birthday (1:01:33-1:06:36). Kanye's tweets, Scott & Kourtney on couples trip + Khloe's facetune exposed (1:08:37-1:16:35). CITO merch > http://bit.ly/citomerch. Follow us on Instagram @chicksintheoffice and on Twitter @chicksintheoff + subscribe to our Snapchat show > http://bit.ly/thegroupchat & our YouTube > http://bit.ly/CITOYOUTUBE.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/chicks-in-the-office

Hey, Chicks in the Office listeners. You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. This is state of America. What's up, everyone? It's Chicks in the Office with Ria and Fran, giving you that Friday energy on a Monday. We are bringing you that Friday energy hard today. I can feel it in my bones.

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It was a good weekend for Franzy, I feel like. You know, I, you, we were both on separate islands, individual islands, but both with the Francia by our side. It's just fantastic. A little juice box. The juice box is, is where it's at. It's great for on the go. It's great for outside.

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I'm with my parents right now, and so I didn't text you this because we haven't talked too much this weekend. We were, it was kind of like a phone down, good weekend, like relaxed time. Yes. And I don't know how we got on the topic, but it was just the topic of like people calling me Fran or Francesca or whatever. And my mom was like, I love that Ria now is getting into the trend of the beginning of the podcast, calling you by your full name. I was like, oh my God, you're probably the, I'm like, Mom, you're the probably the only person that's noticed that. But I'm happy for you. Well, I'm so glad I did it this time. So now when you hears it, she'll be excited. I love their own. Francesca in there once in a while. I just, you know, sometimes you pull a Maria on me.

Sometimes I pull a Francesca on you. That's the way it rolls. Yeah, sometimes it just rolls off the tongue, it feels good. Yeah, Camartheon. Just Mariano. Exactly. And I'm great for you. I had a lovely weekend.

I got to reconnect with like two of my best friends who have been my best friends since like I was little. And we've always been super close. But like, you know, college. And one of my friends, as she lived in Chicago and then she lived in D.C., now she's coming home. So we haven't all been in the same place. But we got to spend this weekend together, which was so, so nice. You know, chicks in the office listeners know one of them is Claire, aka my Jonas Brothers friend.

Yes, of course. And my friend Megan, and we had an amazing time. It was so, it was almost eerie because, like, we had realized that our Facebook, you know, if you even still use Facebook, Because a lot of people don't even like if you they do on this day blah blah blah years ago whatever and it's always so funny because well I'll get like on this day 10 years ago and it's like some ridiculous Facebook status or something but we had an album from nine years ago like on Saturday that we had posted of the three of us in Martha's Vineyard like having so much fun like the full thing and we were like wow nine years later we're in the same

place or hang out together. It was, it was really just like such a nice, such a nice weekend. I was really glad to see them. Beautiful. I'll say that gave me a big smile and maybe a little tear fall from my eye. I know. I love that. That sounds beautiful. I'm happy that you got to see your two best friends that you haven't seen in a while. I know you've been missing your friends. You talk about that. It's been killing you. So I'm glad in a beautiful place like Martha's Vineyard. Yep. With some nice sunsets, of course. And you were with, child, one might say. I don't know who's, I don't know who's child, but you were with child and I got emotional thinking about you becoming a mother. Like I, I don't know why, I just thought about you grown up and

becoming a mother and it got to me. I sent a picture to Ria of me and my baby cousin, and she, it was her second birthday on Saturday. I'm like actually cried. And we said like, we took this really cute picture and I sent it to Ria and she was like wow now I'm just thinking about you being a mom and I was like okay I hold the phone I was like I'm just I'm just like cool old cousin like we're 24 years apart like I'm just yeah you just looked good though with her you know you look like I mean she could be my child that's it was yeah it's very possible it is very possible it normally look like she's like a blonde blue eyed baby yeah other than that that was the only thing it's like if you had a baby with Leonardo caprio that's what your child would look like. Yeah, yeah. It's very, very possible. She's really the sweetest,

cutest, cutest baby ever. Oh, my God. And babies, they're just at that age where, like, they're just kind of learning how to talk. And they just, like, if you say, like, oh, say this, oh, say that. And they mimic it. But in, like, their cute little baby voice, like, she has an older sister that's 11. And so she'll be like, okay, Caitlin, say, blah, blah, and it's just so cute. They go back and forth. Like, she's like, all right, They were reading a book and it was, say, yellow banana. And she went, yeah, yo, Nana. Yeah, I'm starting to get the same with Norman.

You know, he's on that level. Speaking to him and baby voice. He's starting to speak a little bit and I'm really proud of him. How was, was Norman a smash hit on his vacay? Because let me tell you, I watched the video of him jumping off that little deck that was like, that was like four inches high. But it was so good. Norman's a little star.

He really just loves the camera. You pull out the camera. He does things he's never done before. He starts posing. Yeah, he follows me around too much. He just starts posing. He puts his little paws up. He gets really into it.

So people were, the whole family, Hank's family absolutely loves Norman because we went away with Hank's family to Block Island, which my first time there actually never even heard of Block Island until I met Hank's family. I was like, what is Block Island?

Like, you never heard of it. but it was great place, lovely times, beautiful scenery. Yeah. Yeah, all around good vacation and anything else you want to share from your trip? Yeah, I have one story that I have been going back and forth in my head, do I tell it, do I not tell it, do I tell it? And I feel like I would be doing a disservice to this podcast if I did not tell it because you don't do these things for no reason. You don't do outlandish, foolish, disgusting things to just live in your memory and nobody else can laugh at it. No, we need to make fun of me and laugh. Laugh with me

because I feel so utterly embarrassed and can't even live with my actions that I need now to share it with the whole world. Fran are... And I do know the story, but I don't really know the end. You know, I don't really know the conclusion. There is an ending, so I will tell the whole story. This Noah's first time hearing it. He said he was a little nervous when I told him I had a story on the podcast. He, okay, I'm interested to see his reaction. Yeah, I'm interested in everybody's reaction because I, whatever. So we go to the beach and Hank and I are like, all right, let's have a few seltzers. Let's do it. Why not? So for me, I'm pretty much a lightweight, because we've talked about this for it. I drink, obviously, but like, when I'm drinking, it's to go out and

like either go to a club or like, you know, you know what I like. Yeah, yeah. Like a bar with music. I'm dancing and whatever. And just, we have not been able to do that in. You're like a drinker with a purpose, not really like a casual drinker. Yes. I am on a mission when I drink and it's to dance. And so that hasn't been happening in the past few months. So I really haven't drank that much. So obviously tolerance has gone down. So I have about three seltzers. Now I got a pee so, so bad. Like so, so bad. Obviously, I'm going to go to the ocean because what else do you do at the beach when you have to go to the bathroom and there's no bathroom? You've got to go to the ocean. You pee in the ocean. Correct. So I'm going into the ocean and-

Ocean acceptable, pool, not acceptable. No, pool not acceptable. Ocean A-O-K. Yeah, okay. So wanted to make sure we're on the same page there. Okay. Hank's sister, sister's boyfriend, brother, brother's girlfriend are in the ocean when I go in. And I'm standing my distance away from them because I don't want to pee right next to them. Yep. It's super fair. It's just also not coming out because I'm getting stage right. They're standing right there.

Like, it's just not coming out. And I'm like, oh, it's really not coming out. So they, time passes and they're getting out of the ocean. They're like, all right, Ria, we're going back. It's been a while now. I'm like, yeah, I'm good. I'm going to stay in a little longer, like a weirdo. Like, I'm staying in the water deep in by myself.

Right. Like, not like, not like, not like swimming, just like standing like up to your waist. Yes. Like, I'm good. I'm here. So I'm trying, I'm trying, I'm trying. But every time I'm about to go, a wave passes by me and it picks me off my rhythm. I'm like, ugh, gets me again.

Once again, the wave knocks me off my rhythm and I can't go. So then Hank comes into the ocean, he's like, have you gone yet? I'm like, no, it won't come out. It won't come out. And it's actually starting to get extremely painful. Like, have you ever had to go and you're in the ocean, it just won't come out? And it's extremely painful because then the water starts putting pressure. on you. Meanwhile, you have to go. I do normally get to the point where I do actually go now. So I,

but I just got, I understand. It was, it was killing me. So Hank's like, I'm going to go get a float. Maybe if you sit on this float and you just calmly save, then it will start to flow out. You know, a float that's like a very, very thoughtful of him. I'm like, yes, please go get me a float. Thank you. Brings the float back. I'm sitting on it. I'm calming myself down. it's just not coming out. I'm now in excruciating pain. Like my stomach hurts so bad. I'm, I'm almost at the point of tears. I'm like splashing the waves, like hitting the waves. I'm getting so mad. Like, I'm like, oh, come on. Like, it's killing me. And it's like, do you want to just go home? Like, no, I'm not going to make your parents go home. This can't happen. Like, I'm not going to do that. Sorry, sorry, mom and dad,

we got to go really has to be. I was like, they would just tell me to go in the ocean, but it won't come out of the ocean. I've never had. this problem before. Like, I usually just go and it comes out. It just won't come out. It's killing me. So I'm like, oh, like, like, like that, I'll flustered. I'm like, let's just, let's just go sit back down. Like, I'm going to sit back down. So everyone's like reading and like napping and whatever. And so I get on my towel behind my chair. Everybody's chairs are in front of me. So I'm behind everyone. So everyone knows that this wasn't like literally in the circle of people. My towel, picture chairs and then picture a towel behind chairs.

my towel is behind the chairs. I go to lay down on the towel and I'm laying there and I suddenly feel at ease. I feel calm. I feel like. So you're laying, so you're down, like stomach down on the ground. I'm laying on my back. Oh, you're laying on your back. I'm laying on your back. I'm laying on your back. I'm not going to say, I'm not going to lie. That's different than one of the thoughts. Laying on your back. I'm laying on my back. And I feel completely. and I kind of get up in like a sit-up position. So now picture, I'm on my elbows and I'm like lounge and like like a model of some sort of my towel. And I'm like, this is it. You got to go right here in this towel. Like this is the time. And how far away were you from other people?

Behind them. Now like I said, they were in front of me. My towel was behind them. And I just went on the towel. I peed right on the towel and I, in that moment, I actually didn't know what to do it myself. I was like, I just peed sitting down here. Like, this is so weird. Like, what is wrong with you? And then I was like, oh my God, now there's just pee on this towel and they don't wash the towels. They just, because it's like a beach house. They're like, yeah, yes, yes, you just hang them up. You hang them up and they're not washing them dry. Yeah. Now there's pee on this towel. Like, what am I supposed to do about this. I can't take it into the ocean now. Then they'll know something's up. Why would you just take your towel? You want to just dump your towel into the ocean. Yeah.

So then I told Hank what happened. And I was like, I was sitting there and it was the only place I felt comfortable and I just peed on the towel. And he was like, you peed on the towel. Ria? Like, you know somebody's going to use that. Ria also told me this story. And I was like, please tell me you were at least a little drunk. And I was. Like I said, I at least had. I least had. had some liquid courage. And I said, please tell me you, or at least a little drug. I was like, he was like, why don't you just go in the sand? And I was like, well, you knew how hard I was struggling. The towel was already under me. If I moved the towel, the rhythm would be off again. And once again, I'd be in pain. So I went on the towel. And he was like, okay, I'm like, do you think it's okay

if I tell the story on the podcast? And he's like, only if you wash that towel really, like, you can't just now go ahead. There has to be a good ending. He's like, you can't just pee on the towel and then say, ha-ha, I peed on the towel. Like, you need to wash that towel. So late last night, I snuck away to wash the towel. I snuck away when everyone went to bed and I grabbed the towel that was hanging on the line, brought it to the bathroom, soap and water, like really scrubbed it out and then hung it back up. And now I feel fine about it. But it didn't smell like pee. It was clean, washed, all as well. Did it smell like pee before? You washed to the table? No, no. Well, yeah, like, what did you do with the towel after?

Like, when you walked, when you went back to the beach, you just, when everybody else hung up their towels, you just hung yours up to. Yeah, well, I had taken, Norman had a water bowl on the beach, and I selfishly took his water bowl and poured it onto my towel. So then Norman no longer had water, but I had poured water onto that towel and then brought it back. So it wasn't like just fresh pee. Nothing had been done to it. But yeah. What color was a towel? I thought it was just about to ask you what color your pee was.

I mean, that's kind of what I'm asking. It was white with the design, but the pee did not show up, which was I must have drank a lot of water prior. So thank God I was hydrated. So then it wasn't yellow. So there was no sainting. Yeah. And you know what? Also, what I've also just thought of, like you have a puppy.

like not to you know obviously blame things on Norman but what it would have been so easy to be like oh oops Norman peed on the towel Fran that was my exact thought when I was doing it I was like if anything I could like if people notice you're like oh it must have been Norman he's got you know he's a yeah it must be a uncontrollable bladder when he was on the towel when he was sleeping on the towel he must have peed on it so that was my thought I I truthfully have never done something like that and it is way out of my character and it is not been sitting right with me honestly it's like truthfully because i you know how i am with like bathroom like i can't even say the word like yeah yeah yeah far yeah like like like i hate anything having to

do you don't like you don't like bathroom words which is funny because you'll say pretty much anything else but the bathroom words just exactly just really get just really get you don't have a filter don't care what people talk about when it comes to those words i don't like them so and it like skews me out like just the bathroom general like I don't like it so not but you know when you're in pain when you are physically in pain it it comes out and I'd like to add like those commercials and this may be old ladies water problems it may be TMI but I did have a tampon in and I think that might have been obscuring those all could that all could be a factor that the pressure into why it was not happening for the water from the

ocean was overflowing the tampon and in return something in there in the system just couldn't pee. Yep. So I think that's what my excuse was. It was a medical emergency and therefore I peed on the towel laying there. Medical emergency. Well, I hope everybody else had an amazing weekend. It felt freeing.

I'll say it felt free. You know what? It's one of those things that I think as girls. we've been robbed of just like peeing wherever you want because not the boys pee wherever they want but like they can go find a little corner and pee and nobody really knows they're just standing it's like the same kind of thing or like the this is the thing that I've learned recently too as well no I don't know if this is maybe just like my friends or what but on the ocean in the ocean too some or I mean like at the beach sometimes

they'll just dig a hole and lay down in the hole and pee in the hole. Okay, I've never done that. That's what Hank said. He was like, why wouldn't you just dig a hole and they pee in the hole? And I was like, that's just, that's just a boy thing. Like, you can't just lay down like that. It's just they have the appendage that can just shoot right into the hole. Last week, I was on the beach.

It was pretty late, so it was kind of dark. And I just, like, get on the sand and then covered it up. Yeah, I mean, see, like, we just don't have those. Yeah, I don't have that aim. Yeah. Yeah. I would like to say if anybody from Hanks family listen to this, I have nothing but respect for you guys.

I would not be towel just, you know, out of disrespect, I was in pure pain. So had a great vacation. And otherwise. Just clarify again. Medical emergency. Medical emergency, nothing about respect. Great vacation. Lovely times.

And you got to go. You got to forget to go. We got a freaking go, guys. Yep. All right, well, we have a ton of topics to get into. This is a huge podcast today. We got a lot going on. We're going to be talking all about Miley Cyrus.

She has a ton of things that have happened in the past week. She released a new song and music video. She went on Caller Daddy and talked all about her life. And she also had a breakup with Cody Simpson that kind of took me surprise. I'm not going to lie. We also have Jojo Fletcher, who will be replacing Chris Harrison for two weeks as the host of The Bachelor. Chrissy Teagan and John Legend are having another baby.

We got a lot of TikTok trauma going on. Of course, Grace Hall had a 21st birthday party, and we are pissed off about it. Kaya Gerber and Kara Delavine got matching tattoos. Joe Jonas had a birthday, and Sophie Turner had an amazing Instagram post for him. Kanye had some funny tweets,

as well as we got a glimpse of the new Kardashian trailer, and we see that Chloe Kardashian looks nothing like that picture she posted. We'll talk all about that. And Scott Dissig posted an Instagram story that he may have been with Courtney. Who knows what's going on with them. So let's get into it, starting off with Miley Cyrus. Big week for Miley Cyrus. There's a lot of news about Miley.

I don't even know where to begin. So I'll list them out. She released a new song and music video called Midnight Sky. Also had a breakup with Cody Simpson. Also went on Call Her Daddy and had an amazing interview where she said, spilled tons of details about her life, her sex life that everyone was dying over. So I don't even know where to begin. I mean, first of all, anytime she puts out a song and music video, I'm going to say I love it because I love Miley Cyrus. 100%. There's that. Love the song, love the music

video, because I love Miley Cyrus. I'm with you on that. There have definitely been times that Miley has released new music that I was like, this is the one and only time I'm probably going to listen to this. You know, there was a little bit with like the dead pets. stage, you know, that was like a little bit, not for me. Supported her, listen to the song, watch the videos and whatnot, but this, you know, she's

kind of described it as like another rebirth of sorts, I would say, for Miley, and she, the song, and the song is awesome. The song's awesome. The video is awesome. She directed herself. It's all really, really cool. And she is just so

authentically her self, which I don't know how you can't respect and listening to her in her interviews and listening to her on Collar Daddy was so good. The interview was fantastic. If you haven't listened to it, you're probably living under a rock. I don't know. I feel like every person on this planet listen to that interview. It really was cool to hear her in that kind of setting, you know, Very casual, fun, open. Especially because it's the first time she did a podcast, and especially that it was call her daddy and like a barstool podcast made it even cooler to see.

Like, oh my God, Miley Cyrus is like doing this right now. That's insane. So that was really awesome. But she also just spilled a lot about her life in general and like gave details about Liam Hemsworth. She gave details about who she hooked up with first. She said she hooked up with two girls first before ever hooking up with a guy, I did not know about Miley. I don't think anybody knew that. And as well as, uh, she said she lied to Liam about losing her virginity because she didn't want to seem like a loser. And I feel like she just

also had great advice in general about her life and, you know, getting through breakups and just like living her life in general. She doesn't want toxic shit in her life anymore. And she's really good at just getting it out. Yeah. She totally is. And I really liked her talking about one, I, I guess you don't hear her talk about like how logical she is, right? And she had said it a billion times in the interview, but she's making the list. She's pros, cons, like very much a logical person. I also really liked that she, I thought had really great dating advice.

Like some of the things that she said, like, if you know what kind of life you want to live and the kind of lifestyle you want to have, you need to find people that are also in that world. Like you, if you're a sober person, don't expect to find your next boyfriend in the club. Like, you know,

it was kind of just very interesting, um, good advice, just always to like make sure to belong to yourself and just like, be yourself and be unapologetically yourself. And I thought it was really, really great. Alex did a great job,

but the whole thing like flowed really, really well. And she, I'm trying to think of their I mean the whole thing was great it's hard to really talk about all of it but it was it was also interesting to hear her say she has loved

three people and talking about her relationship with girls and also her kind of talking about the Caitlin Carter situation and being like look I was villainized for moving on when that doesn't happen to guys yeah I feel like that was a great

point especially because I feel like it doesn't happen to guys. I feel like we hear it so much more often. They're like, wow, that girl moved on so fast or whatever it is. But yeah, it was just really, really cool in general. And like you said, Alex, it's just a good job because, I mean, it's Miley Cyrus, like who it's to sit down in an interview with Miley Cyrus and just not freak out the entire time and also be able to ask super personal questions. So that was super cool. Also, Donnie getting like a shout out. if you know Donnie works at Barstool, and he helped out filming and recording that.

And Myosiris called him a haadi. Like, imagine Maya Osiris calling you a hottie. I just am mind-blown about that. Yeah, I know. The whole thing just went off without a hitch, it seems like, and it just went so well. And it was just all around a really, really great interview. And she's just, she obviously hasn't done a lot of press for this song.

she did call her daddy. She did a couple other interviews and whatnot. She wanted Instagram live, but she is very open with her life right now. She's happy where she is. She talked about not really maybe ever wanting to get married again, that she doesn't really think about kids. And then obviously she dropped that,

well, she didn't say it. She talked about it. But the day before the new song launched, it came out that she and Cody Simpson have broken up. And in her Instagram live, she was just like, look, don't be surprised. eyes if you see us hanging out like a week from now getting pizza or something because we've been friends for 10 years and like we're still friends yeah and she uh cody simpson posted a picture of them on

face time together and he wrote some nice words to her so i feel like that will happen with those two that we will see them out and it'll be like oh maybe they're talking again or whatever it is but like she said they're friends sorry i feel like i had to swallow for a second or like you know when you're confused if you have to swallow or you have to burp. It was like that feeling in my throat. In between. It was an in-betweener. It got me.

But yeah, I feel like Miley Cyrus is not going to get married again, or at least should I get married again. From what I have realized for Miley, listening to her, seeing the way she works, I don't think that she's just ready or will ever be ready to be tied down to one person. I feel like she loves a lot or, well, she says she only love three people. But she likes to experience different things. She likes to get out there.

She doesn't want to be tied down to one person if she feels like she's got to do something else. So I feel like she's like the like, you know, like Megan Fox Butterfly vibes. Like she just is floating around seeing what's out there. Right. Definitely. Even though it's, and it always depends on the other half of that, right? Like that reminds, like Machine Gun Kelly said he's, you know, done dating forever. Like this is it.

But it's also very reliant on that other person. And Miley said that she doesn't believe in one true love and that kind of thing. And she can have, you can have more than one, you can have less, you can have none, you could have tons, whatever it is. And that probably feels like the path. I feel like she'll just have a ton of loves in her life, you know? Yeah. And we will forever be excited to see who she's spotted with next.

Like every time I start spotted with somebody else, I'm going to get excited. Exactly. And people, I think everybody kind of had the same reaction of Miley and Cody, not really surprised. But then again, like she said, and you could just have to respect her. They could be back together. They could be hanging out. Who cares? She's living her life.

She's doing her thing. And Cody Simpson's still going to be her friend regardless. I was only shocked just because I feel like I'd seen recently then put out a cute video together. Maybe it was only a month ago or maybe less than that. Who knows? But I was like, oh, they're still kicking, happy for them. But, yeah, it seems like that didn't go the way, well, I was going to say the way we thought it would, but we knew that they weren't going to last forever.

We weren't like Cody Simpson and my Sires are getting married. Hopefully not. But yeah, remember we saw Cody Simpson walking. outside of our hotel in L.A. And we were just starstruck at Cody Simpson. We were just like, wait, what? And it was while he was dating Milie. I was just like, that was Cody Simpson.

And that was really that was in. Yeah, it's like, oh, we didn't talk to him at all, but we spotted him and said, oh, that's Cody Simpson. Cool. Exactly. Exactly. That's just, that's just the L.A. life. You guys want to know what time it is?

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Tag us in your posts with your Monster Energy Ultra. We'll be sharing it all over. Get your morning started. Get that afternoon little out with a little Monster Energy Ultra. Get that Friday energy at any time that you need. Here is some more news to shake up the Bachelor world until they finally put this show on TV. Jojo Fletcher will be replacing Chris Harrison as a host for two weeks as Chris Harrison quarantines

because he had to drop off his son at college. So now he's got to stay in quarantine for at least 14 days. And Jojo will be taking over as the main host during that time. This is the first time that's ever happened. Am I right here? So I think I saw on Twitter that he missed some time during Jill, like during Julian Harris' season. and that was a long-ass time ago. So it has been a very long time since Chris Harrison was not the face of this show. Obviously, he still is.

He had to leave, but according to us weekly, he could not return, like you said, Rhea, he could not return to the resort where they were filming because he was told he needs to isolate himself before going back to work. So that ABC brought Jojo in to take his place for two whole weeks. an insider explained the moment he got back, Chris was told he could not set foot back on the set

until he went through another 14 day quarantine. The show's contestants and crew all had to quarantine on the property for 14 days prior to the cameras rolling, but it didn't dawn on Chris. He'd have to do it all over again if he simply left to take his kid to college. Now, this is interesting to me because there may it sound like Chris

was unaware that this would be the process, but it just, the timing doesn't match up because obviously he had to inform everyone that he was going to go take his son to school because they needed to have enough time to test Jojo and bring Jojo in and have her quarantine for the 14 days. So it's not like they just, they could have Chris come back and then all of a sudden they have to pause the show for two weeks because now Jojo has to quarantine before she can do. But, you know, clearly they had the timeline, like, JoJo needed to have known beforehand that she was going to have to come and quarantine and fill in. And Chris Harrison must have known that as well.

I'm thinking that they did a little wishy-washy. We're going to act like we're fully supporting the rules, but are not. Because I think what had happened is Chris Harrison probably thought he'd be able to take his kid at college and then come back and be able to do the show. And since he was caught off Garland, which I imagine Chris Harrison wasn't happy about. I'm picturing him being pissed off, P-O'd that he could not continue the show.

I don't know why I'm just picturing a wild-up Chris Harrison. If Chris Harrison gets mad about anything, it would be about hosting. Like, I can't imagine him really getting mad about anything else. Exactly. He's like, this is my goddamn show and you're going to let me fucking host it. But that's not the case.

So then I feel like instead of Jojo quarantining, which is the official rules and what she should be doing, I feel like she probably just got tested and then that was it for them. I feel like they were like, all right, tested, tested negative. All right, cool. But why would they not do the same for Chris? When he came back, why wouldn't they just do the same thing? Like, oh, let's just test Chris if he's negative, he'll host.

Right. I mean, I don't know. I don't know. That's a good point. But I will say maybe, I was going to say maybe Jojo hasn't traveled anywhere, but then I saw people saying that she did travel. Did she? And she also like, I mean, she would have had to.

travel to Palm Springs. True. All great points. So somewhere, like she had to get to the resort somehow. Bachelors up to some shady shit. Right. I just feel like.

This whole season is a fucking disaster and I can't wait for it to air. A disaster in the best way because it's going to be great TV. I'm with you. I think that because of all the buzz right now, any article published about the season of The Bachelorette is blowing up, everything's going viral, fans are freaking out, so they're just keeping the buzz around the show.

Oh, here's another twist. Chris Harrison's going to miss a few episodes. Everybody's going to freak out about that. It's just one thing after the next to make sure everybody is still so invested in this season that we're all dying for. This show may be. show to air. This show may give me a heart attack when it airs because I haven't seen this much excitement.

To the adrenaline. Yeah, I'm just not used to this much excitement in a while. Literally, my heart may be out of my fucking chest because of how much drama we're going to get. I know. The say a prayer for our poor little fingers tweeting away. They won't, they won't be able to keep up. Give me all the carpal tunnel or arthritis because of life tweeting The Bachelor. If that's what I get, give it to me because they don't actually. I don't. I don't. want that because it sounds terrible. And, you know, people really complain about that stuff. And I feel that. So, you know, don't give me that. But I want to fucking tweet the Baxter. Non-stop. For hours. I know. I want three hours the first night.

Give me four. Give me four hours for the premiere of this show. Give me eight to midnight, baby. Yeah. Give me eight to midnight. Let me tweet the entire time. Let Noah tweet on chicks in the office, get those great tweets off. Everybody needs that boost in their life guys. Don't you feel it? It sounds sad to say, but we like need that in our lives. Having a Bachelor tweet really pick up steam is one of the best feelings. Oh my God. We haven't gotten to have it in a really long time. I literally think I just had an orgasm with you saying that. Like it felt so good thinking about the numbers that come in when you, when you send a Bachelor tweet. I know. It's just, talk about instant gratification and we've, we just, we haven't had it. And we miss it. And we miss it.

So. And I'm sure the people listening, miss tweeting with us. I love seeing people's reactions. I've seen people tweet at us that they miss tweeting with us. Oh, we miss it, guys. We miss it. Let's just one Monday night acting like we're watching it. Yeah. No, I'm kidding. Just making up a season. And I will say, I will say about, because obviously this is still kind of a situation that Jojo is going to be coming in for the show. It'll be very interesting. I love Jojo. She'll be great. It'll just be so funny to see, like, you think she'll use the same lines Chris Harrison uses. Like, she'll come out and be like, gentlemen, tonight's the final rose of the evening.

Yes. Or like, she has to. She has to. If you don't say, if you don't receive a rose, take the time, say her goodbyes. Like, is there going to be, like, is she just going to say the same thing? Like, it'll be very, I hope she does because it'll be kind of funny just to see her do the, do the song and dance. but she'll be great. And then, Chris will be back.

And listen, I'm actually very excited to have Jojo on for a quick little thing. Yeah, I do hope it's like two episodes and we get Chris Harrison back. Just because, yeah, it can be more than that. I want the normal show, but I do love Jojo and I'm very happy that she got that role. I mean, imagine there's no better honor being in the Bachelor franchise than, hey, we want you to replace Chris Harrison for the, like, she must feel on top of the world, which she should. She's got the power, baby. What an hour.

We have a little update on the Caradeleine and Kyah Gerber relationship. Not sure that we've talked about it yet, but they have been spotted together. The first time was at a protest. After that, they were posting Instagram stories of each other. And now they have matching tattoos on their feet. Soulmate, soul spelled like the soul of your foot. Get it.

A hot. S-O-E-Mate, both on their feet. both on their feet. So matching tattoos so soon after Cara Delavine and Ashley Benson have split up, Ashley Benson is with G.E.Z. So I'm confused on what's going on. I do think that Cara Gerber and Cara Delavine are dating, but I also wouldn't be surprised if they're friends as well.

I just, I can't, I can't figure it out because in my head, it seems like it may be soon, but we know that Cara Delavine is quick to jump into relationships. so maybe it's not soon. I have absolutely no idea and I'm so fine with it. Like this is one of those times where you're just, we're just along for the ride of like Cara Delavine's life. You know, we're just, oh, we're onlookers.

We are, we're bystanders. We love Cara Delavine's life. We love her relationships. We love her like hearing about her sex life. We are all aboard the Caradeleveen train. We really are. And so obviously these, you know, this picture, she celebrated her 20th birthday last week. And Kaya posted the picture of the tattoos.

You're going to tell me that she's only 20 years old. No, no, no, no, no, 28. Oh, my God. I was like, I was like, there is no way that she's 20 years old. No, no, no, no. Kaya Gerber is not even, yeah, she's 18. Yeah, yeah. Oh, wow, I was going to be floored.

Okay. Yes. So, you know, Kaya wrote this whole message for her birthday and said, Kaya and Kara also sound very similar. So I'm saying, Kaya posted this for Kara, Kara. I really, it's definitely Kara, no? I say Kara because I thought it's Kara. I think it's Kara.

And I do not think it's Kara. I switch back and forth all the time and I don't realize and then I hear myself saying Kara. I'm like, that's just not her name. So anyway, it definitely is. It definitely is. And she'd said the only person, she'd said she's the only person who wears my face on a sweatshirt, the best protest buddy, a video of them dancing. And obviously the picture of the soulmate feet tattoos, which I feel like is a cute thing that you could also do with a friend.

Exactly. That's why I don't know. No, really. I think they're, I think they might just be like best friends. Right, because who knows, though? Because I can see it as a matching tattoo with somebody like a significant other, but also it's very soon to get a matching tattoo with somebody you just started dating. Right. You need to believe, which is why I'm hesitant to believe that they're dating because I feel like that, the tattoo, matching tattoo makes it too soon.

But if you get that with somebody you feel as your best friend soulmate, then I feel like it makes more sense. But once again, these people in Hollywood, they move so fast. It could be a matching relationship tattoo. It could. I'm living with friends because I also think like I, like if I was a tattoo person, you know, like we obviously like we have our tattoos. And if I was more of a tattoo person and I feel like Kara is,

I would get a soulmate tattoo with you. It'd be like a cute like, like I would do it with you on the same spot on my foot like best friend's soulmate. I would do it. I would do it too. let's go right now. But since she is a tattoo person, don't you think that she may get it with a significant other as well?

Yes, but I think you're more willing to do friend tattoos because you're just, I don't know, it just seems more like a fun friendship thing to do with my mind. I don't know. I don't know why that's how I've been leaning, but I just kind of think of that, is like a cute punny

friend thing with a little little soul made on your on your foot that'll probably wear off eventually could be it could be yeah we just don't know we'll just we won't know we'll just continue

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It's amazing. Obviously they have Miles and Luna already who are just like the cutest kids on planet their family is amazing. And I think a lot of people were curious about this pregnancy because Chrissy is very open with her life. We know that she's been very open about her journey with IVF and going through that with Miles and Luna and having the, I think she had said, you know, three Bible embryos and she had miscarried one and then one was Luna and one was miles. So obviously everybody was very curious if this was a natural pregnancy or what or what had gone down. And so she answered this question on Twitter because a woman had tweeted at her saying like

Chrissy Degan does announce her pregnancy. Before my breast reduction last year, they did a pregnancy test. Was she pregnant when she had her surgery in June? I feel like with her bum, she had to be pregnant before that, but I could be wrong. I'm confused. And she had retweeted and said, it is quite a story. She said, I did the routine pregnancy test you do before surgery. It said negative. It was not negative. A few weeks after surgery, I took a test. And for many years now, I've taken pregnancy tests almost every month praying to see a positive one day.

Just wishful thinking. I never had a positive before. So the morning of John's album release, he wakes up at 3 a.m. to Duke Good Morning America. I woke up with him and was like, man, should take my monthly test to be disappointed. I was not disappointed. but I was scared shitless. It was pretty positive. You shouldn't get your boobs out while pregnant?

Pretty sure. So we prayed to the boob surgery gods that everything would be okay. Went to every appointment terrified. Even without the surgery, I didn't think I could get pregnant naturally anyway. So the odds just felt bad. But what they say so often can be true. When you give up on trying, life is a way of surprising you. In summary, my boobs hurt.

Also, you guys have seen how rough these past few months were for me here. So now you know why I just extra appreciate. all the love and support through it all, especially since you didn't even know. You just thought I was in stressful internet hell. So she actually, like naturally got pregnant this time for her third baby, which just like I said, I saw the tweets and then actually cried. Yeah, that is beautiful and such a great thing for her. I'm so happy for them. And, you know, it just means more baby content from them, which we enjoy. We love seeing their kids. And that's really, I don't have much to say about this besides the fact that I am happy for them and I am excited to see more baby content

from this family because I do very much enjoy it. I think it's terrifying. I would be in the same boat as her freaking out that I had just gotten surgery and had been pregnant and it came back a false and negative but also what like a beautiful story at the same time the stars all lining. John was up the album's being released and all of a sudden you're pregnant and Just tears are falling down. They're probably embracing each other in the bathroom, hugging it out, playing John Legend's album on full blast. I don't know if that happened, but that's how I picture it.

She makes up a nice cake in celebration. Put the pregnancy test in the cake. No, so somebody had, she, obviously, Chrissy answers everybody's question. So somebody asked, like, how did you tell John? She said, I always had this big plan or picture of how I do it, screaming, crying, but it wasn't that at all. just shock, just handed it to him with my mouth open.

And someone else joked that they were having a lockdown baby. And she had said, we joked before about all the people having corona babies. We really did. We kept saying, could it be us? And then another woman said, imagine him having to go on GMA after hearing the news. And she said, I know. I laid awake the entire time just holding my belly and apologizing for all it had been through. Aww.

Like it's just. It's so true because she had no idea. She had no idea. Obviously, she's just been going through so much, and the internet has been so crazy and so brutal for her and John in the last few of months. And just to have this miracle kind of happened for them is so, so amazing. Like, you just one of those things. You can't help it feel so great for them,

especially with their, you know, her journey with IVF and just like never thinking she was going to be able to get pregnant naturally and taking tests, every month, like, knowing that they would just be negative. Like, it's, it's, oh. And it's one of those things that it's, like, a moment where it shows you that life is greater than the internet when you're, like, so worried about what the, what the internet's saying, what's going on the internet. But then you look up and you're like, damn, I'm pregnant.

Like, this is so, this is so much greater than that. I just got, like, the one thing I had wished for more than anything. And it has nothing to do with all these people, you know? Like, it's just part of her own, her own life. own family. It's going to, it'll be amazing that that, that, got to love that family. They're just so freaking cute. She said Luna's super excited, but Miles is like, a little jealous. Love it. Yep. Checks out. Tisk. Tisk. Tisk. Swayhouse members are on my shit list. Yeah. We got some TikTok. They weren't, if they weren't before, they should be now. Yeah. If they weren't, if they weren't

before they are now down with Sway House and Burr's. So if you guys know if you've been following this podcast and have been following the TikTok updates, then you know the different houses. We got the hype house. We got the Sway House. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

The Swayhouse has members named Bryce Hall. That's who we're going to focus on right now. He was dating Addison. We talked about Addison and Bryce, this whole thing. Well, Bryce Hall decides to have a 21st birthday party over the past weekend with a bunch of people, you know, influencers galore,

idiots galore, like we've seen time and time again, like when Jake Paul had a party, everyone went. And then everyone was like, oh, we're so sorry. We didn't know that you shouldn't be doing this. And everyone was like, oh, okay, dumb kids. And then they had a second party, you know, the guy, LaRae and whatever, had a party. And everyone was like, you know, guys, you shouldn't be partying that's really bad right now. Like you're putting others at risk. You make, kill somebody by doing this. They're like, oh my God, I'm so sorry.

Like, really didn't know. Like, we're so sorry. And here we go. We have a third or probably 500 party. We just haven't heard about them, but this is the other big one we're hearing about. Where Bryce Hall had a huge party for his 21st birthday. He's posting all the alcohol they're getting. This, that, the other thing.

Everyone's there. And strippers are there. sticking their tits in Bryce Hall's face. He's rubbing his face in those boobs and motorboat in them. And poor Addison Ray is at home watching these videos on TikTok and on Snapchat and on Instagram stories. And she just, she tweeted like shit to take a break for the day because fucking fuck boy Bryce Hall who thinks he's a fucking celebrity.

And listen, I did not hate Bryce Hall at all up to. until this week. I'll say that. I've seen, I've seen him do some dumb things. I'm like, oh, he's a dumb kid. I can't. It's starting to add up now. I can't look at this kid. Yeah. And these videos where he's getting filmed by the fucking Hollywood fix guy, if you guys know who I'm talking about, this guy's up in everybody's business. He's a, he's a little troll. Bryce Hall is acting like he is Justin Bieber. Like, you cannot compare the two. people as much as Justin Bieber acted like an asshole in his day. You know what, give him an asshole

pass because he was fucking Justin Bieber. He was selling out arenas and stadiums when he was 15 years old. Like, right. Paul, you were not doing that. You're dancing on TikTok. Like, yes, we all, you know, I dance. Everyone likes the dances. Not everyone actually people hate them. But it is what it is. But you're not fucking Justin Bieber. So stop acting like, oh, stay safe. Like ignoring this guy's questions while you're in fucking asshole. I, I don't know why. I can't even... I'm with you. I got worked up about it this weekend, too,

and it's the same thing. I'm like, God, I don't know if... I don't know if I need to just, like, unfollow TikTok room or, like, what it is. But, like, I see the TikTok, I see the TikTok room post, and I'm like, these darn kids,

they are out of again. They're little rascals. And, you know, I also saw someone on Twitter call The Sway House, the one direction of TikTok. And what a goddamn insult. to one direction. I'm honestly about to puke.

Just hated everything about that. They were like, well, Swayhouse was like the one direction of TikTok. I was like, please don't ever say that again. And it's, we've talked about this before at the parties.

It just blows my mind that with everything going on and, you know, California is now the state with the highest amount of cases that they still post about these parties. They're so stupid. I'm sorry.

You're still post, you're still like, I'm part of. clear and and I don't know what we're we're the losers here right because like we're getting worked up when at the end of the day these kids do not give a flying fuck clearly they're going to do whatever they want they don't give a shit about it they're they're in in brice all's mind he's like i'm fucking 21 bitches like i'm having a party and he's got the strippers and there were you know if you even want to like pretend that maybe there was like some social distancing at your party

the videos of like 10 strippers surrounding you not yeah no that wasn't happening and listen I'm all for a good stripper packed it was hundreds of people hundreds of people I'm all good I'm all for a good stripper you know my first strip club story is amazing story totally fucking love it go to the strip club when it's safe have some strippers on your lap when it's safe not when there's a fucking pandemic happening and poor addison ray is sitting at home watching that That's where I draw the line. Listen. Yeah.

Like I said, love a stripper. Yeah. But if you were rubbing... You were definitely more worked out for poor Addison's sake. Like, you were just... Yeah, but if you are, like, there's a line. Yeah. When you start rubbing your face in the boobs and it's being filmed and you're like, so-called

girlfriend or whatever isn't there, then I'm like, what's... Like, you're just an asshole. You know what I mean? And they're young. You think you're cool. That shit bothers you when you're young. Yeah, exactly. That's why I felt bad.

I'm like, you know, poor Addison Ray is sitting at home. Like, damn, I didn't go to this party. Just that. Social distancing queen. I'm watching. Well, I wouldn't say that at all. No, no, not at all. But I'm saying poor Addison Ray.

She definitely has done some stupid things in the past as well. So maybe not poor Addison Ray, but I can understand. Yeah. And Addison's definitely, they're all going out and hanging out. But from a 19 year old's point of view, if I was 19 and I'm watching, first of all, my, not even boyfriend, but the guy I'm talking to, I guess, I don't know, their relationship. Yeah, yeah. Having a 21st birthday party with all these people and then see multiple videos. Like, that's the thing.

The strippers weren't just dancing on him. His head was full up. Oh, I saw him. I saw the videos, yeah. Their boobs were squeezing his face. It just was absurd. It was like absurd to see. Especially during this time.

Maybe Corona's not happening and we see those videos and we're like, okay, you know, Addison can get over it. But she now has to be like it's it's the corona on top of that as well. It definitely is. And you know, it's one thing if you're turning 21 and you try and find some kind of safe way outside to celebrate in a mature, you know, respectful, safe way with not as many people, okay. But when you have hundreds of people inside your house and it's packed and there's

videos and everybody's sweating all over each other, it's, you're going to get backlash for it. I mean, he was trending on Twitter all weekend. And you know what? The kid doesn't give a fuck. He's like turning into Jake Paul, which is sad because he, like, he was on TikTok. Like, he really doesn't care. So.

No, it's sad to see. I had hopes for him. I had hopes for Bryce Hall. I thought he was one of the good ones. I'm not going to lie. I thought that he was going to be a good one until he started acting like Jake Paul. You're right.

Yep. Yep, exactly. Just a quick little birthday shout out to my main man, Joe Jonas. Happy birthday. You know, we want to make sure that anything significant happening in your life.

We mentioned it on this podcast. And birthday, a huge thing. Obviously, he is a new dad. and if you didn't see Sophie posted an Instagram for his birthday where she called him her baby daddy. So although there hasn't been any other really confirmation, besides I think maybe one of their reps like saying that they did welcome a child into this world,

this is the first time Sophie has acknowledged it on her social media by calling him her baby daddy and just, it's just amazing. Just like Joe's a baby daddy. Like he's a parent. And Sophie's baby daddy is just amazing. Joe Jonas, my fellow Leo Queen, happy birthday. I love seeing a good Leo that I'm just like, oh my God, Joe Jonas the Leo. Love that for me.

So yeah, happy birthday, Joe Jonas. And I wish you and Sophie a lifetime happiness. And we will never forget another event in your life. We will be watching all your birthdays, your kids' birthday, Sophie's birthday. Sophie's birthday, your anniversaries, anything you guys do as a couple, we will make note of. Yep, definitely. I am, so Tuesday, the 18th will be the one-year anniversary of the first stop that I went to on the Happiness Begins Tour in Philly where got to meet them at the meet and greed and just

I felt very like looking at old stuff for Joe's birthday, obviously, and then seeing like the stuff that people are posting just from tour. And I just can't believe it feels like, it feels like that wasn't so long ago, but then it also feels like it was so long ago. Like that was only a year ago that first stop on that, or the first stop that I'd gotten to on the Happiness Begins Tour. We're not even a year away from the date that we were in Colorado with them.

Like it's crazy. Like Penn State, like that hasn't even been a year. And it feels like, Penn, You could have told me Penn State was six years ago. I've been like, yeah. I was talking about this with Hank on our drive home. I was like, you know what? I'm just really happy that we got to see the Jonas brothers like five plus times last year. We met the Jonas brothers. We interviewed the Jonas brothers. We saw Harry Sals in concert. We saw Asap Rocky. I saw him twice. I've wanted to see him for my life, not my life. It's been years. He has been around my whole life. But I've, I've, I've,

just looked back and I was like so many great concerts, thank God, because none this year. There's there, there will never be a concert again until probably 2022, I'm assuming at this point. I will say that I also got, uh, concerts are crazy. I got refunded for our Bieber tickets, so we were supposed to go see him in September. Obviously, that was canceled. And it was the stadium tour. Now it's fully an arena tour. Um, so it was supposed to. be a MetLife, now there's two MSG shows. So if you bought tickets to MetLife, you were just shit out of luck, which sucked, because I've totally got refunded, which is fine, we get our money back. But you had to go through like the whole process of buying the tickets again for MSG. And it's

just who can, who can make that kind of investment right now? Like, who wants to tie up that money right now to buy tickets to a concert when we have no idea when we're ever going to have another concert in New York City. So. Not us. Yeah, exactly. Not us. Which is why I didn't buy more tickets.

If it was the Jonas Brothers, maybe. If it was the Jones Brothers tie up my money right now. I mean, I, that's, at least your entire bank account. That's an absolute no-brainer. So it's just, it is very interesting. It's so crazy. I think that that was just like a year that we were in so many, so many arenas. Oh, such beautiful thoughts.

That's what keeps. me going. That's what keeps me going every day. Looking back on those memories, putting myself back in there. And I just pretend I'm there sometimes. I pretend I am at Rolling Loud more times than I'd like to admit. Yeah. I said it. That's so fine. I go in the shower and I play ASAP forever and I get chills. I get chills envisioning ASAP Rocky coming out to the song like he did. And I I'll admit it, I start fan girling in the show. shower. I'll act like I'm front row and I like put my hands up and I start screaming for them. I do those things. I do it for Harry Styles so that they know that some girl naked in her shower

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Hopefully they're in a good place at Tabloid's say they're working it out, so who knows. But between that, we have that. We have, you know, Scott and Courtney seem like they're on like maybe a little trip with Jason Kennedy and his wife. Chloe, we saw the real version of that picture that she, everybody thought she got a face transplant. We saw the real thing. But starting off with Kanye's tweets, I'm not going to lie, waking up this weekend and seeing Kanye tweet out. You know, there's just so many lonely emojis, man. I laughed.

I chuckled. It's hard not to laugh. He tweeted out the oyster emoji and was like, at Apple, what is this? High thoughts. I literally was like, that's what I think about when I'm high. I look through the emojis. There are a lot of lonely emojis. Yeah. Yeah. Not used. Exactly. Most, most of the emojis, if you really think about it, are unused. If you compare the amount of mojis there are, how many get used frequently and how many get used none at all, it's probably more likely that none of them get used. Exactly. You know what Connie, thank you for that thought. Right. It's like the, it's like the lost toys, you know? Right. The island of misfit toys or the island of lost emojis. Yes. More importantly, Chloe Kardashian's face. So we saw that she posted that picture a few weeks back that everyone was surprised and shocked at. We were like Chloe Kardashian got a new face. And Fran and I being the smart women that we are, we knew that that was a product of some face tune. We said,

And Chloe Kardashian loves a good face tune. She really distorted her face with that. And we saw that in the new trailer for keeping up with Kardashians. If you look at the side by side, you can see how different she fucking looks. And it is scary to think about it. Actually frightened me when Fran sent me this picture. It gave me the heby-jeebies because I was like, it's crazy that you can really alter your face to look entirely different.

So different. Like, of course, people. look different in pictures than they do video just because that is life and you're going to capture more than in a video than you will in a picture. But for it to look this different is really just frightening. It was. And it's sad because Chloe doesn't, she doesn't need to be doing that. And I don't know why she does it because it's so blatantly obvious. And then I also can't imagine why she would post that picture when she knows that's the look that she's in for the show that everybody, you know, is going to be like, oh, wow, there's the necklace, there's the body suit.

It's, you know, it's very clearly the same thing. And she literally whites and, and maybe she has like a face tune person on retainer or something. Like she sends all her pictures and someone edits the shit out of it and then post her, whatever it is. Because she has like a little beauty mark on her face and that just got completely added it out that's just gone that's not on her face in the picture in the in the face tune photo and so it's just crazy to me because you're obviously gonna we're all going to see this other version and the face tune version is so drastic and so intense that it's just i it just doesn't make doesn't make any sense to me and i fell down a rabbit hole rhea because i i did i initially saw

be side by side on an Instagram account that like calls out, you know, celebrities or whatever for, for editing their pictures and whatnot. Now that led me to clicking on this doctor who is a plastic surgeon in Houston. His Instagram is Dr. Jung Money. And the shit this man performs. is, is just like the Kylie Jenner surgery. Like, not, not that, not that it's, it's,

not that I'm saying like Kylie, it was the before and after. I'm saying that you wonder how people then get this Kylie Jenner shape body. And this, this is how, this man. Like, if you look at his Instagram, he just, you know, he takes fat and, obviously puts them in the hips and your ass, but then also he sculpts abs. So there's before and afters of just, you know,

normal regular stomachs, like, you know, beautiful people who then get their body, I don't know how he does, like carves these abs. And it's just, it's just insane. It's just insane. And, you know, all these people, obviously before and after, they pay for these procedures. They want them.

That's great. But I just think it's important because for so many of these Instagram models, everybody think their body is natural. Just take a look at this Instagram account and you will see that a majority have probably paid for it. Oh, it's physically impossible for it to be natural. Like, it's just not how the human body works. Yeah, I looked at that page and I was like, damn, what I could look like if I had that

money. It's just not that I would. It's crazy. I would never alter. my body. Like, I just feel like that, mainly because, listen, if you want to do it, that's fine. I just feel like you would feel uncomfortable. That's more of my focus with it. It's like, okay, like in my brain, I'm going to be thinking about how I took the fat from my stomach and put it in my ass. And now I would be sitting on my ass being like, oh, my belly is in my ass. Like, it's more

just thinking of it like that. And I don't know, natural bodies for the win, in my opinion, but people they want to do what they want to do and it looks good. I mean, for the most part, until you get to a point where it looks fucking scary on a lot of people, but yeah, it's just, it's like we will never, I feel like unless we were, we've been in the same room as the Kardashians, but not

close enough to like see their bodies. But I can't imagine like being in a room with them where they are in bikinis and you can fully see what their bodies look like. Only their closest friends know that because what we see is is definitely not everything, you know?

For sure. I think with Kendall and Courtney, I think we see what they are. I feel like they are the most natural of the family. And I don't look at them and think that body is unattainable. You know, maybe in some way, like Kendall Jenner, she's six feet tall and skinny and this beautiful model, but see those type of bodies.

Like she was more skinny and model-esque. And Courtney, you see her work. out and you see the thing she eats and her body looks natural to me. Whereas Kylie and Kim and Chloe don't really look natural and that's because they're not. Yeah. Yeah. It's just a very like eye-opening thing just because you hear everyone say, oh, you know, surgery is this, that actually looking at the surgery is kind of like, okay, that that makes sense on just the craziness that is Instagram and social media and seeing these bodies and thinking they're real when in reality it's not. All right, that wraps up. Today's episode of Chicks in the Office. We hope you guys

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