Chicks in the Office - Miley Cyrus' New Music Is NOT What We Expected
Episode Date: June 3, 2019CITO Merch: (http://bit.ly/citomerch). Our favorite 'Woah! Did I Just Send That?' to date (DM us yours!) [2:58-7:00]. Everyone check your wrists/ left boob for freckles (7:01-11:12). Bella Thorne &a...mp; Mod Sun Twitter drama (12:24-20:38). We listen/react to each of Miley's 6 new songs (22:34-36:54). The world has been pronouncing Rihanna's name wrong (37:23-38:56). Lamar Odom opened up about the things he did to Khloe in his new tell-all book (39:41-49:03). 'Are You the One?' will feature a sexually fluid cast (50:35-53:08). Ashton Kutcher testifies in 'Hollywood Ripper' murder trial (53:38-1:o6:19). Arie and Lauren had their baby girl (1:08:47-1:15:22). Britney Spears says she was "silenced and threatened by her team" in never-before-seen letter (1:15:49-1:21:22). Our review of 'Rocketman' after seeing it in theaters (1:21:50-1:32:08). Follow us on Instagram @chicksintheoffice and on Twitter @chicksintheoff + subscribe to our new Snapchat show: (http://bit.ly/thegroupchat).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/chicks-in-the-office
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What's up, everyone?
It's Chicks in the Office with Ria and Friend.
We are bringing you that Friday energy on a Monday.
I am filled with it.
The weather is beautiful.
I can't wait to go outside and drink, even though I'll probably throw up the next day.
Fran, how are you feeling?
Bad influence.
Yeah, it's okay.
Sorry, everybody.
Like I feel like every, all of our podcast listeners are so great and they're so nice.
They are.
They are.
They're like, Ria, go to the doctor.
And you still won't go.
I know.
I have to say, I really do appreciate everybody reaching out to me and caring about my health and
telling me to go to the doctor.
It really means a lot.
Fran is always telling me to go to the doctor.
And honestly, it makes me tear up a little bit when I see all these messages.
People care so much to tell me to go to the doctor.
The problem is.
But you don't care enough.
I know.
No, I do care.
I'm afraid to miss work.
Like, I'm afraid to not be in this office.
office, you know. So scheduling a doctor's appointment, it takes a lot. Yeah, but most doctors stay open
post today. You think so? Yeah. Really? Could go to a doctor post 4 p.m. 100%. You think so? Yes.
Okay. Well, you know what? Then I would have to make my appointments for the afternoon.
Well, as a kid, I feel like I used to try and make my doctor's appointments during the
during school. Yes. You can mess. Same thing with the dentist. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's why I'm always
used to the doctors being during the day. Yeah. Like, doctors, you're, you'll be surprised.
As doctors offices are open.
So like 7 p.
hours besides like 10 to 5.
Like they,
you can go see a doctor later than those hours sometimes.
My whole life has been thinking that doctor's offices are from 9 to 5.
Yeah.
Think about when I went to the dermatologist.
I went just like early in the morning.
Yeah, you're right.
You're right, friend.
So I'm just making excuses for not going to the doctor.
Although I've been good.
Yeah.
But I haven't drank.
Yeah, I've been light drinking.
Yeah, I've been light drinking.
I'm trying to do some heavy drinking this weekend.
Anyways.
Weather permitting.
Yeah, weather permitting, of course.
We need some great weather.
But just a reminder, we got some brand new tie-dye chicks in the office sweatshirts.
They're amazing.
They're my favorite piece of merch that we've put out so far.
By far.
Absolutely love them.
And white hats.
And white hats, yes.
So the link.
Flying under the radar.
Raider.
Raider?
Raider?
What am I saying?
Radar.
Flying under the radar are the white hats.
Yes.
Thank you, Fran.
Yeah, the white hats, the tie-dye sweatshirts.
I absolutely love the tie-dye.
I think we're going to be releasing more tie-dye.
Maybe some neon will get into.
I saw a lot of DMs from you guys about neon.
So reminder.
We're working on it.
Reminder, DM chicks in the office and let us know what you want because I read those.
Yeah.
And I see what you guys want.
And you guys want neon.
So we'll work on it.
So go to the link in the description.
Press buy.
Show it off all summer.
People are going to be so jealous of your tie-dye sweatshirt.
Trust me.
Definitely.
friend i have a very good very interesting
text
whoa did i just send that yeah very interesting this week this one was a
a layer because there's an underlying oh it's like an onion no there yeah there's we got
peel back this story and figure it figure this out because i mean i'll just i'll just read it
also sorry for all the beeping noises you hear that's just the traffic outside yeah yeah so you
know what?
We really have to address and apologize.
Our podcast studios are not soundproof.
It's bullshit.
We're on the second floor of a very busy street.
It's honestly, it's bullshit.
Everybody's been wanting to get these soundproof,
so don't worry.
We're working on it.
It's really not our fault.
We swear.
If we had another option, we would use it.
But if you want to message all business Pete on Twitter.
Yeah, at all business Pete.
Just, you know, send them a tweet.
Just say, hey, the chicks in the office have a lot of sirens in their
podcasts and honking, maybe you should soundproof their studio.
Yes, that's exactly what you should write.
Please.
Just say please too because he gets harassed.
Yeah, right, please.
We don't want to be too mean to All Business Pete because he does so much here.
He's a busy guy, but soundproofing the podcast studio should be a priority.
It should be a priority because we have multiple podcasts here and they're all having the same
problem.
So yeah, just at All Business Pete.
And then if you want to tweet at Barstoria, at Barstle Fran too, that would be nice.
All right.
Let's get to the text.
Whoa, did I just send that?
Whoa.
Did I just send that?
My dumb bitch energy is out of control.
So, I was in the gym of my usual leg day and was on my third set of leg curls when my hamstrings started feeling weird.
And out of nowhere, I had an orgasm.
Whoa.
Whoa.
This has never happened to me.
So naturally, I stopped dead in my tracks while laughing hysterically to text my best friend,
what the fuck I just had an orgasm in the gym. Boys are officially canceled bitch were curling legs and toes at the same time.
In the midst of my- Yeah, this girl is hilarious. Right. In the midst of my confusing humiliation, I accidentally sent it to the mom I nanny for. I texted her again, apologizing for the mistake. She still hasn't responded. I wonder if she still wants me to pick up her kid from school tomorrow and take her to church. God damn it.
This is my favorite one so far
Because not only did she send a mishap text
But she also had an orgasm while lifting weights at the gym
Didn't know that was possible
Kind of impressive like good for you
That's awesome I'm glad you got one off at the gym
I really didn't really had no idea that was
I told you
Maybe we need to start going to the gym more
Fran that would be an insult to our boyfriends
Yeah it was just a joke
Ha ha guys
I'm going to put the like shots fired sound effect.
Yeah.
It was, that was a good one.
Oh, shot guys.
Love you.
That was, uh, I mean, that's, that's amazing.
It's a story that you really got to peel back.
Yeah.
Take a look at the layers and say, what were you doing at the gym to get an orgasm?
Congrats to you.
I'm happy for you.
Yeah.
You didn't even have to put in the effort.
Yeah, you're just doing leg day.
Just that's a plus.
Just, mind your own business.
Doning your legs and then having an orgasm at the same time.
Like she said, she was funny.
Funny girl.
Very funny.
Props to you.
I want to read your name,
but I also don't know
if you want me to read your name.
So I'm going to keep that to myself.
But that's very funny.
Very, very funny.
And I'm sorry, you might have lost your job.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's another layer of this.
She may have lost her name.
Well, the nanny's probably like,
this girl is getting orgasms off at the gym.
Yeah, the mom.
And then you're going to drive her to church.
This mom is shaking her head in disgrace.
She's probably concerned.
Hey, but you do.
you girl. Extend that gym membership. Hey, you never know. The mom could be like, oh, can you,
can you tell me how that happens? Hey, can you bring a guest to the gym? All right, besides the text,
I want to talk to you, Ria, about this thing on Twitter. It's been going, people have been talking
about it for a couple weeks now. I don't know how I'm just seeing it, but this girl, she now has 23,000
retweets on her tweet. She said, ladies, you got a freckle in the middle of your wrist, or is this a myth,
El Mio. She posted a bunch of pictures of all these girls who have freckles basically in the middle
of their wrist. I don't think it really matters what hand, but it's just like smack dab in the
middle of your wrist you have a freckle. I think I have one. So I am, I have multiple freckles on my
wrist. Like I was blessed with the extra freckles on my wrist. Specifically, I like to call them
beauty marks because they make me beautiful.
I don't have one on my left boob though, which is...
Yeah, so then, so like the Daily Mail picked this up.
They wrote a whole article and then they were like, and then people, because there's so many
replies.
Like, so there's 12,000 replies on this story.
And everybody's sending pictures of their freckle on their wrists.
Then it opened up the conversation of freckle on your left boob.
Apparently women have freckles on their left boob.
Yeah, so I need everybody right now, if you're listening to this podcast and you need you
to take a look down.
look down at your boobs, look at your left boob right now and tell us, DM us,
tweet to us and let us know if you have a freckle on your left boob.
I don't.
I got one right on the top.
See it?
Yeah, I see it.
I'm looking at France's kind of a big one.
Boob freckle right now, but I don't have one.
But see, I have a lot, like, I have a lot of freckles like on your chest.
Yeah.
But this one's definitely more of a boob freckle.
That's a boob freckle.
I don't have one.
I'm kind of jealous.
Yeah.
Like, our freckles could have been friends.
I've actually always really liked my boop freckles.
Really?
I'll be honest.
Aw, I'm jealous.
We could have like...
I think one makes my left boob kind of cute.
Yeah, it does.
I'm looking at it.
It looks cute.
It is cute.
Like, do you name it?
No.
I've never really thought about it that in my heart.
I'm just like, oh, it's a cute little freckle.
That's a cute little freckle.
Right.
I wish I had one.
They could just like, we could be matching.
Sometimes, I guess really your dermatologist probably tells you to really look at your skin,
especially when you have a ton of freckles just to make sure that everything looks normal.
And you really don't take the time to do it until someone's like, hey, take a look.
And I'm looking at my arm and I'm like, I have so.
many so many little freckles.
Well, I used to play connect the dots with the freckles of my arm because you see this one
I'm about to see me right now, which sucks, but I'm about to point it out to Fran.
Ready, watch this, Fran.
Yeah.
One, one, two, three, all in a row.
Oh, it's like the constellation.
Yeah, right?
Isn't that kind of cool?
On my arm, the constellation on my arm.
Yeah, because my hair is a little bit darker.
So I really got to look deep.
Well, no, I shave my arms.
And then I see them all.
Yeah, you do.
I shave my arms.
See, I don't do that.
You want to know why I shave my arms.
freckle on my hand.
Yeah, I see that.
Want to know why I shave my arms?
Doesn't that make you get hairier?
No.
That's what they say, no.
That's what they say.
It actually hasn't happened to me.
I've been shaving my arms ever since high school because my friends made fun of me.
Yeah.
They were like your arms like.
Wait, so do you use just like a normal razor?
I just go out of a normal razor.
I've always done that for literally like years now.
I've been doing it.
And my arms are smooth.
I think about, I really don't spend too much time with looking at my arm hair.
You don't need to shave your arms.
Until I look at it and I'm like, oh God, maybe I need to.
No, you don't need to.
I don't think it's that bad.
You got light arm hair.
You don't need to.
And in the sun they turn,
in the sun they turn,
it turns lighter.
Mine kind of looked like yours,
exactly like yours.
And you just got bullied into shaving your arms?
You know,
my best friends shaved their arms and they were like,
Ria,
you don't shave your arms like that,
you know,
making fun of me.
And then that night I shave my arms with them.
I was like,
I got to shave them now.
They got to go off.
Now I'm stuck,
but my arms are smooth now,
except I haven't,
you know,
I missed some spots,
but it's fine.
They're smooth.
And actually it grows back blonde.
So it's worked,
It's worked for me.
I wouldn't recommend shaving your arms just straight up because I feel like that people advise
against that.
But it's worked for me.
Yeah, I kind of feel like that I've, I feel like I've determined that I'm just like a basic
chick, the fact that I have a freckle on my wrist and the left boob thing.
Like I'm like everybody else.
Yeah, you're super basic.
I'm everybody I'm like everybody else who's tweeting that they got one because it seems like
everybody's got one.
Well, you know what?
I'm jealous of your left boob freckle, Fran.
Thanks.
Well, all right, Fran.
enough talking about boob freckles. Let's get into today's topics. We got Bella Thorne and
Maud Sun feuding on Twitter. Ari and Lauren had their baby. Lamar Odom has a tell-all book and
documentary. He spills some stuff about his past with Chloe Kardashian. Ashton Cutcher is somehow tied into
the Hollywood Ripper murder trial. Are You the One has a new twist to it. Miley Cyrus has brand
new music. Daily Mail uncovered a letter from Britney Spears from the past. Allegedly.
allegedly very weird.
Very weird. And then Rihanna decided that we've been saying her name wrong all this time.
So it's actually Rihanna. Oh, and we went to go see Rocket Man and it was fantastic.
It was fantastic. You're right. Fantastic. So let's get into it starting off with Bella Thorne.
We got some Bella Thorne drama. We do. I love Bella Thorne drama. Just because I feel like that's what really
bonded Fran and I together was just Bella Thorne doing crazy things on Snapchat and whatnot. We were just two
young interns sitting on the couch
and we would just talk about Bella Thorne
and here we are. So Bella Thorne
got some drama. If you don't know, she was dating
Maud Sun and Tana
who I forgot Mojo?
Tana Mojo. Sure. It's not Mojo. It's definitely
not Mojo. I think it is. It is Mojo? Okay. Tana Mojo
and Modson. They were all in like a three way
relationship. Really Bella was just dating both of them.
Yeah. Whatever.
She broke up with both of them.
and when she broke up with Mod's son,
they said it was an amical breakup
that they would love each other forever.
They were, you know, best friends
and that they were going to be fine going forward.
They both, like, posted very nice Instagrams, I remember.
Right.
So usually that doesn't last.
Like, but I did think with Bella Thorne,
it was a special occasion here
because she is like that.
You know, she stays friends with her exes,
Greg Salkin, perfect example.
They dated for a while.
They're still friends.
They still joke around.
So I was like, oh,
Bella Thorne seems like she's, you know, in peace with her exes.
Not Mod Son.
I have the audio if you want.
I made a joke on somebody's show that I got to look exactly what it was.
Is it the audio from Mod Sun?
It's, yeah, it's him talking about it.
Yeah.
Oh, sure.
Go ahead, Noah.
What's up with Bella stuff?
Yeah.
Do you still have it?
Yeah, there's the update on that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's still here. It's at the storage unit. The Mons storage unit. Still currently.
So we're calling the Mons storage unit.
Yes, yes, bro. I still have it. And I figure if she doesn't get it soon, I'm going to have a really, really popping eBay site.
So anybody, you know, watching right now, just keep your eyes out, man.
Keep your eyes out.
Okay, very clearly a joke. I thought it was pretty critical.
So Clary joke was making a joke.
He retweeted that story and said, obviously, joking, but I'm kind of funny, though.
By the way, just want to say this was from too fab.
Yeah.
I was to say where the story was from.
It was from too fab.
It was from too fab.
So he retweeted it, said that he was joking.
Bella did not care that he was joking because she retweeted that and said,
oh, looks like Maddie really wants some press.
Hashtag hungry.
Also, didn't you call the cops of me when I wanted my computer?
You pussy.
Okay, so I think that...
So he was obviously joking.
I don't think that there was anything wrong with what he said.
Like, we all make jokes like that.
Yes, I feel like every ex makes a joke.
Makes a joke on this.
Like, oh, if they don't come get their stuff, I'm selling it.
Right, right, right.
So I think he was joking.
But I think she was right when he was like he wants some press, whatever.
She's just calling him out for that.
And also, they're exes.
So she's just getting...
She's just getting pissed because it's a jerk.
Like he hit something sensitive. Yeah, he hit her nerve, which from the outside were like he was joking, but, you know, they weren't a relationship. So she says, you pussy. And then he responds and says, well, you came over uninvited 24 hours after we broke up through the back door. I wasn't at the house to see what you were going to take. And to be honest, Bella, you're not the most trustworthy person. I've also told you six times since, let's swap each other's stuff, but which you refuse to gather mine. Then Tanna jumped in and said, the love you have for each other to take this to social.
and press legit breaks my heart y'all and then kiki palmer got involved and said is this seriously
happening right now bella thorne our worst fear is a clout chasing ass x i'm pissed you're dealing with
this and other news your book is still a best seller so and it's a gif i'm really proud of you so
this thing's a disaster it's a mess right now kiki pommer's getting involved yeah it was sad because
clearly they're not talking i mean mod even said back to her back to bella i'm
I'm doing good, by the way.
Nice to hear from you.
Like, clearly they're not in communication.
And he said, you're not the most trustworthy person.
Yeah, that felt like a low blow.
Yeah, because it was so public.
Yeah.
No, exactly.
There's a difference of being like.
Only because he tweeted it.
Yes, but here's the thing.
But then she did call him a pussy.
Bella could be like, you're a pussy.
Like, he can't say you're a bitch.
Everyone would freak out and be like, my son called Bella Thorne
a bitch.
People would be mad about it.
but she's calling him a pussy.
So he's got to come back with something.
He's got to say, you know, you're not trustworthy.
If that's true, I don't know.
Never been in a relationship with Bella Thorne.
But seems like Madson has some issues with her.
Although, I guess, I don't know,
she came over uninvited to get her stuff.
If I'm Bella Thorne, like, I'm Belethorn.
I could go get my computer right now.
Maybe she just thought she could sneak in, sneak out quick,
you know, without being noticed.
and just get her stuff
so that she didn't have to actually talk to Monson.
Yes, and then the cops are called on her.
Right, that's just, that is an unfortunate term.
Well, see, that's dramatic.
Like, for Monson to call the cops on Bella,
he knows it's Bella in his house for him to call the cops.
Like, a bit of a pussy move.
But did he know it was Bella?
Because he just saw that maybe as a security system
and he just saw that the back door was open.
I think it was.
That's the thing.
I think that he knew it was her.
Although maybe not. It wasn't really clear, but from what I got from it was that he knew it was her in the house.
Okay. I don't know about that part. I don't know either. Yeah. You came over uninvited 24 hours after we broke up through the back door. Well, he said I wasn't at the house to see what you were going to take. So I feel like he would have said I wasn't at the house to see what it was. That's why I called the cops. I don't know. Yeah, maybe. I don't know. But I love some Bellethorn drama.
Yeah, it's funny that I kind of thought the two of them would just make it work.
Not make it work, but be friends.
Yeah.
Like, Bella is normally pretty friendly with all of her exes.
Yes.
Like, she's still very friendly with Greg Sulkin.
And then a few other ones she's been friendly with.
This clearly has taken a turn.
Even Kiki Palmer got into it with Mott's son.
Like Maudsun replied back to Kiki Palmer.
and called her out for tweeting about the situation on her own with like a meme and not just replying in the thread so that people would get attention to her.
But, you know, she, he said next time you reflect yourself on others, think about that.
Cloud chasing, you didn't reply to Bella's tweet.
You made a whole ass new post on your own with a meme just to get involved.
I'm sorry you did this all wrong.
So everybody's cloud.
chasing. Let's be honest. She said, I didn't reply because I didn't want to include you. I wanted to
support my friend and redirect her to something positive. Your hostility is misdirected. You should meditate
and take a hot bath. Namaste. A hot bath sounds nice right now. I won't lie. It does. It definitely
does. Yeah. Well, I don't know what's going to happen with them. I'm sure they're going to keep
fighting over Twitter, to be honest. And we're going to be talking to Bellathorn soon, so maybe we'll just ask her.
Yeah, I wonder if, I wonder if he's actually going to sell her stuff.
Because now he still has it.
He clearly didn't do a swap.
Right.
And like at this point are they going to meet up?
Yeah, but maybe Bella has some of his stuff too.
Maybe Bella will just send somebody to pick up the stuff.
You know, they'll just have messengers send each other.
Probably would have been easier to do that from in the first place.
Or if Maud's son really wants to piss her off, he could just sell it.
He could just do it and say, fuck it.
I'm actually just going to sell this because now you're
pissing me off.
Mm-hmm.
I don't know,
frankly.
We shall see.
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Miley Cyrus released a new album.
A whole new album.
An album with six songs.
Which, I mean...
I was blown away
because I thought we were just
getting one song.
Like, I thought she was doing
promo for a single.
I had no idea that it was a full album.
Am I just dumb?
No, I was like, is that an album?
And you were like, it's a single.
And usually I just listen to you sometimes.
Yeah.
So you were like, okay, it's a single.
I guess I just didn't do enough, like, research on it.
I really thought she was just dropping one song.
I should start sticking to my gut.
Well, she...
There was no prior singles.
Like, I thought we were getting, like,
the typical formula, drop a couple singles,
album comes later.
Well, she could,
didn't drop a few singles because there's only six songs on the album like Miley what first off
it was more of like an EP well yeah what's that about like you're not going to call this an album
there's six songs on it but I'd like to go through each song just play a little snippet of each song
because um before we play it how would you rate the album because I want to give people an idea
of how this album sat with us what's my scale with um I want to go like grading A, B, C, D.
Oh.
Uh, it's like a good.
C minus.
Okay, I was going to say a C minus as well.
Yeah.
C minus.
Because she still sounds good.
Yeah.
Obviously, she's, like, this is the thing.
We love Miley.
And she's great.
And I think she's awesome and she's amazing.
And she's like a forever girl crush for me.
Yeah.
Forever.
But I, it's just not my type of music.
That's all.
Like other people are loving what she put out.
But it's just not what I listen to normally.
But the thing.
So, but for me, you know.
that I love rap. I love that type of music. And this is kind of where Miley Cyrus went with it,
like a little sassy music. I love that. I usually love it. But for some reason, it just didn't,
it just didn't do it for me. Maybe I need to give it a few more listens. Let's start from the top.
So I think Mother's Daughter is the first song. Yeah, it is.
It's really crazy because the more and more I listen to it, obviously, the more and more you listen
to anything, you're going to like it. It grows on you. So last night, when I listen,
listen to this right away, listen to it at midnight.
And I was like, oh my God, what is this?
See, I actually don't.
I actually like that one.
And now, yeah, that one doesn't bother me as much.
That one doesn't bother me.
I like mother's daughter.
Like, you can definitely bob to it.
What's the next one?
Unholy.
Unholy.
Okay, so my thing with this is I like the beat.
Yeah.
I don't think it fits with Miley Cyrus.
Like, I think Halsey.
Right.
Or, I mean, I don't know.
Miley has this side of her, though, because we saw it on that, on the album that you did with Mike Mild
that was like the same kind of vibes.
But I liked those.
But there were so many more songs on an album that people did not like.
23 was a banger.
Like there's, there's, play 23 for a second.
There's a lot of seconds.
Well, you're, you're sending him in different directions.
Oh, am I?
I can't even see him.
Is he scrambling?
Well, no, no.
But, you know, he's got this album queued up.
All right.
All right.
I just wanted to show that Miley
Like Ken put out a good song with that type of beat
But this one was not doing it
That song I know will come out
Like when I'm at a bar or something
And it's going to be great because it's just like
You're just trying to...
I'm drunk
I'm high as hell
I'm high, good beat
See at first when you hear this song
It was like what the fuck is Miley doing
And now it's catchy
So this album could have the same thing
Exactly.
Because let me tell you, when I listen to this song for the first time, I was like, this is trash.
Right.
I will say the same thing.
I listened to it.
I was like, what is Miley doing?
And then I would listen to it and listen to it again, listen to it again.
And then you're right.
You're at a party.
You're at a bar.
You hear J's on my feet and it's catchy.
Uh-huh.
So I could see that happening with this album, especially unholy.
Unholy might be like my top one on the album.
Yeah.
All right.
Let's go next.
The next one is Dream, which features Ghost Space Kill.
He's killer, which is just...
Why?
My bed uninvited.
It's fine because I'm in the mood.
Hope you don't mind if I spike it.
We'll drink it just me and you.
We'll be sleeping.
Keep up with me till the end of the party.
Trust rule everything around me.
Wake up with new tattoos on my body.
Trust rule.
Everything around me.
Well, it's a play on.
Cash rules everything around me, but it's drugs rule everything around me, aka dream.
Catchy.
But is it Miley?
Is this the Miley that I want?
Because if that wasn't, if drugs rule everything around me, dream came from like Cardi B.
Different story.
No?
Not for me.
I feel like this is Miley.
Like I, really?
It's been Miley for like six years.
All she does is talk about being freaky.
That's true.
That is true.
I think it's very, it is very Miley.
And then their, Cattitude is by far my least favorite.
Cattitude is the worst one on the, on the album.
Do you want to hear RuPaul's intro or to skip to her?
Skip to Miley.
Because, yes, Cattitude is featuring Rupal.
It's very much like, I think she made merch for this, for this song.
And it's like, very much like, uh, female, female power.
I got Cattitude.
What's funny is actually love Rupon.
So the problem that I'm having with Cattitude is that I said it's the worst song on the album.
But when I hear I'm so nasty and like that kind of beat, I just want to dance.
I could see myself blasting Cattitude in my apartment and dancing.
But when you first hear it, you're like, this is trash.
When I listened to this this morning,
I thought it was the worst song I have ever heard.
And I was like, this sounds like a Paris Hilton song, no offense.
Paris Hilton also loved Paris Hilton for music.
Not great.
I was like, did Paris Hilton produce this?
I mean, am I going to listen to it on my own spare time?
Maybe if I want to dance around a little bit.
If I hear that out, will I dance?
Yes, I will.
100%.
So she's selling a sweatshirt that says, I love my pussy.
That means I got Cattitude.
well you know what good for her
good for Miley
whatever
good for her she
I mean many people will be rocking that
sweatshirt
the rum-a-p-p-bramp brum-p-pbub
reminds me of
the little drummer boy
with the Justin Bieber Christmas album
I was thinking Missy Elliott
100%
I was not
Justin Bieber Christmas album friend
I'm stunned
Thank you because I honestly
I was going to say no
Rupa bum-boom is...
I know.
I know you know it, but it's honestly like...
But my first thought was...
Your brain...
Your brain is so altered that you just immediately go Justin Bieber Christmas album.
Your brain is so altered that you just immediately go Justin Bieber.
Correct.
What's the next song?
Party Down to Street or something, I think.
Party Up the Street.
This song's pretty chill.
Yeah.
I actually didn't listen to this one.
Oh, really?
I like it so far.
I feel like Noah would listen to this song
I was just about to say I really like this song
It's kind of Noah vibes
And you know what happens after dog
You could see our feet from the street
Since the garage was halfway old
We haven't gotten to get into it
I'm going
Well I feel like we've already listened to
Just keep it going
I feel very relaxed
Here we go
So there is no face to park.
And you know what happened after dark.
It's a jam.
I didn't even listen to this one.
This one's my favorite by far.
The way that you move in your body,
you don't want money.
It's Swayley and Michaelian.
Yeah.
Okay.
So this one's just very chill.
Chilling out.
You're smoking weed.
Whatever you're doing.
I feel like that's probably what she wanted.
That's probably what they were doing when they made the song.
The last song is called The Most.
It's definitely for Liam.
which I love.
And
that's all.
Like it's just she's about
Liam.
She just kind of talks about like
all the shit that she does.
Liam still loves her.
So nice.
How many have I left you?
I think we just
I think we just
I want to change my grade.
I actually think listen.
That was really good.
Like after just going through
every song, I think
we just
changed our opinion.
I want to change my grade.
to a B.
Okay.
I want to change mind
to a B.
I actually listening to it through
I was like, I think I like this album.
I think we judged it a little too harshly from
first listen. We did. From first listen
we heard it and we said this sucks and then
we listened to it three more times
and now I think that we're in on it.
But I'm glad. I'm glad that we went
through this together. So we went from what
a C-M-Ius. I agree with you. I think it deserves
a B. Only because there are
some songs that I... This is so fucked up. At the
beginning we were like, this is a C-minus. We go through
the whole thing.
Like, wait, we're wrong.
I think we have to cut,
we have to stand up and say,
we made a mistake.
Well, when I look at it,
I like about,
I like,
which means like I don't hate.
There's some that I,
that I don't really like.
Four out of six.
I'm like, okay, I kind of like this.
So you like most of them.
That's most.
I like party down the street.
Up the street.
Party up the street.
Up the street.
Party up the street.
I like unholy.
Yeah.
I told you because I do feel like it's,
one of those things you're right you'll be like you're out you're like I'm drunk I'm high
kind of fun um the most obviously about Liam that's and she's singing and I really like when
she sings and I do think I'm going to come around to mother's daughter mother's daughter and also like
let's not sleep on catatitude because catatitude I'm out on catitude just play catatitude one more
time for me from the top because catatitude is going to be the one that I don't think I can get
it's one of those things it's bad but it's good it's so bad
God, it's good.
Like, the selfie song?
I'm gonna play it, like, at the end where she starts rapping again.
Okay.
It's for a male's opinion.
I don't know.
We were trying to, like, compare it to other people.
Yeah.
I don't know, like, who she's trying to, like, model her.
I was saying it.
Don't push.
Miley's just trying to be Miley.
Yeah.
I'm just so torn about it.
Yeah.
I just am so torn.
We'll need to sit with it for a couple weeks, I think.
Because it's one of those things that, like, 23,
you hear at first, you're like, this is trash.
Why is Miley rapping?
and then the beat gets you.
Right.
And it gets good.
They make great beats.
So I would shit on the song,
but I don't want to shit on the song
and then be dancing to it a few weeks from now.
It's fair.
That's fair.
I feel like we had a little bit of like a Miley album therapy session
where we came to the conclusion that we actually like this album.
Yeah, good for us.
Wait, I have one confession to make Katie Perry had a new song come out today and I like it.
Fuck you, Fran.
I listen to it and I like it.
No, I'm kidding.
I understand why you like it.
That's why I'm pissed at Katie Perry.
It feels a little bit like old Katie Perry music, which I have always said that I've liked.
I'm pissed at Katie Perry because I don't want to like her music, but it's pretty good.
It's a catchy song.
Yeah, it's a catchy song.
So good for Katie.
Rihanna decides that we've been saying her name wrong all of these years, right?
And this has been something that comes and goes and waves.
Yeah.
Rihanna's real name is Rihanna.
And everyone freaks out about it because it comes up online, like e-news,
something every year that Rihanna's real name is Rihanna.
So now we're getting the same thing.
Rihanna said that her name is Rihanna.
There was a clip of her introducing herself before on Twitter and she said,
Hi, I'm Rihanna.
Yeah, she was like, what's up, guys, it's Rihanna.
And honestly, it's just throwing me off guard because it's Rihanna.
Yeah.
This is the thing, we've had this conversation and people talk about it, but nobody changes
how they...
Nobody.
We're all not going to start.
We're all not going to begin to call her Rihanna.
No, I won't be calling her Rihanna.
I'm sorry.
We'll forget about this.
We'll forget about this.
And everybody will stick to calling her Rihanna.
And obviously in different countries, people say different things.
So on Twitter, everybody in England was like, yeah, and here we call her Rianna.
How do you say Rihanna in an English accent?
Rihanna.
Rihanna.
No, yeah, but they don't.
Because they know that her name is Rihanna.
But they don't.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Apparently, so they say.
Because it was British Vogue that she did this video for saying Rihanna.
Right.
I don't know.
The whole thing throws me off.
I'm still going to be calling her Rihanna.
No matter what.
I don't think that's going to change for us at all.
Nope.
Not even a little bit.
Let's get into this Lamar Odom story because Fran, I saw a thread on Twitter before
that was quite alarming about Lamar Odom and what he has revealed.
So Lamar went on the Jenny McCarthy.
show. And he started talking about Chloe.
He obviously has, he has this new book out now, Darkness to Light, his memoir.
And Jenny was just kind of asking about their relationship.
And where they are now, he's just talked about marrying Chloe after dating for just a month
and how he just knew that that was kind of like what he was meant to do.
Jenny asked him
if she is still
the love of his life
and she said yes
Noah has the clip to play
Okay let's play it
Why was it so quick
Why was that winning so fast?
No love is strange man
Right
Mm-hmm
With you're in that dopamine
Yeah and I'm gonna tell you something too
Like
You know I love my family
With all my heart
But that's how I knew she was the one
Because no one could tell me
know I wasn't getting married to Chloe.
Wow.
It would have been real easy for me to say, you know, all right, don't never call me again.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
Right.
That's how strong it was.
Oh.
Is she still the love of your life?
Yeah.
Do you ever feel like there might be a chance?
I don't know.
You probably would have to ask her.
You know what I'm saying?
I'll wake up, I'll open that, but you probably would have to ask her.
Yeah.
I mean, I get that.
Never say never, right?
Yeah.
So what about it?
Because I know in all of my relationships,
I've dated some people that
I've needed a confidentiality agreement
to sign just to date.
So did you guys have that with each other?
No.
That surprises me with Chris as the momager.
I was Lamarer.
So it was just a matter of just
blind love trusting each other.
So really the peak of it, obviously, of Lamar saying
that he wakes up hoping that he and Chloe
could possibly end up getting back together.
Listen, Lamar and Chloe will never get back together because Lamar has a tell-all book, right?
Mm-hmm.
The things that he has revealed in this tell-all book, the things that he has done to Chloe
Kardashian, Chloe Kardashian will never go back to him.
Yeah.
I don't know Chloe Kardashian, but I know that Chloe Kardashian will never go back to Lamar Odom.
He said that he has slept with over 2,000 people.
He could never, the quote was, he couldn't keep his dick in his pants and coke out of his
nose.
Yeah.
He said that he cheated on Chloe constantly.
and that he would use like a defense mechanism when Chloe would accuse him of doing drugs,
he would get all defensive and then she would have to drop it because he would get mad that
he was even being accused of her, accused of it.
He said that addicts are very, very good at hiding their habits.
So he would do that.
And just overall, the things in his tell-all book, I'm reading,
Gay Pat wrote a blog, the six craziest stories from Lamar Odom's tell-all book.
one of them he
Chloe allegedly beat the shit out of a girl
she caught him cheating with
Yeah so like that's what they talked about with Jenny McCarthy
She said that
She had asked Lamar if when the last time
They had talked to her if Chloe had asked him about the book
And he said that Chloe had texted him yesterday
He said that she was good
She talked about one of the stories I told him the book
About her coming to the hotel and putting her hands on the girl
She said that she didn't even think
that he remembered that story.
That Lamar was so fucked up that she didn't even think he remembered that happening.
But it was Chloe, he alleged that Chloe beat up a woman after she barged it on him having an orgy.
He said there were naked girls everywhere.
And Chloe and Chris Jenner allegedly got the key from the hotel staff to his room with their security guards.
And they opened the door and Chloe pounced on the first girl she saw.
Lamar recalled his then-wife allegedly beat the shit out of one of the girls who tried to protest.
She's dropping vicious blows all over the top of this girl's head.
Holy shit.
So this is one of those times where you look at Chloe Kardashian and you're like, this is, you know, obviously she has everything you could want in life, money, fame, like anything you can ask for.
But she has really unfortunate, unfortunate past relationships.
Like Lamar Odom was just a huge piece of shit to her.
That's just he's saying that it's a fact.
It's an tell-all book.
And then you have Tristan Thompson and he did what he did.
I feel so bad for Chloe Kardashian that this is the relationships that she has had.
Because at what point are you like, who's going to be a good person?
Also, isn't it crazy how we think we know everything that goes on in these people's lives because they're so public?
But like, we would never know about Chloe Kardashian and Chris.
into a hotel room, Lamar Odom orgy.
Yeah, into a Lamar Odom orgy and Chloe beats a shit out of a girl.
We would never know that until Lamar Odom puts it in a book and tells everybody.
And it's so crazy.
It's so crazy because you think, it seemed like Lamar was insinuating that Chloe really had
no idea that he even remembered this happening.
Right.
Like that's how fucked up he was all the time.
And that's what she had to deal with.
There was probably so many more stories.
But then that also makes me.
question like how much of it does he actually remember that he was able to write about it in his
book like 100% fact right well Chloe's like I didn't even know you remember that but well if if if if it was
wrong clodby would have been like that's not a right story I'm just shocked you remember it so he
clearly remembered it the right way because Chloe was like yeah that's what happened I'm shocked
you remember that happening um and I think it takes a lot to be that honest about fucked up things
you've done. So I don't know, I don't think he would lie about the fucked up shit that he's done.
Definitely not, but it doesn't exactly, obviously Chloe would freak out, but doesn't paint Chloe in the
best light that she just came in there and like started hitting people. I mean, but it doesn't
paint her in like a horrific light when she was, I mean, she walked in on her husband having an
orgy every, any person would go nuts. Yes. Any person would go nuts.
Nuts for sure. I mean, physically physically punching people. Yeah, not great.
But when you walk in your husband having an orgy,
I feel like all butts are off at that point.
You're just going to go in guns ablazing because I think I would be.
I would be so, I can't even imagine.
And then Chris Jenner is there too.
Imagine that scene.
Horrific.
It's such a hard thing to move on from and heal from when you have your ex-husband
still saying that you're the love of his life.
And it's like you treated me like absolute trash.
Like absolute garbage. And now you're just still telling people I'm the love of your life. How is that possible? Yeah, I don't know how that's possible. Maybe, I mean, like he said. He said that he was died. Chloe still, you know, Chloe dealt with him in the best way that anybody did. So maybe that's what's sticking out to him. Also, I really give it up for Chloe Kardashian to still speak to Lamarota. Because at this point, you look at this and you're like, how do you even speak?
speak to somebody who does all these things to you, but he was an addict and he had a problem.
And Chloe sees that and she wants to help instead of being like, no, fuck, you never speak to me again.
She helps him.
So also very funny.
Good for Chloe.
Yeah.
Also very funny that he just threw in this interview that he hopes that Chloe can decorate his next home.
Okay.
Well, maybe Scott can because he's the one to go to.
Yeah.
He said, the next house I buy, hopefully she can decorate it.
They're amazing decorators.
They're amazing homemakers.
but he really does only he at now obviously he's always had nice things to say about her but obviously
his actions did not uh match his i mean his words not match his actions um but you know he said
she's an incredible person she'll always have a place in his heart and be dear to me she's
extremely courageous and tough and strong that is correct lamar yeah so i mean it's going to be
interesting the documentary that uh did you see the commercials for that the documentary about lamar odum
they started off is actually kind of a shot at
Lamar Odom. They're like, he was
married to a Kardashian. That's how
the commercial starts. Yeah. Like
that's it on. I was
it was during the Bachelorette
the commercial came on. I don't know if it's
going to be on ABC or ESPN or
but it's definitely about him
but the way they started out, oh good morning America
okay. The way
they started off was he was married to
a Kardashian. I'm like that's the credit you're giving
the mode. He probably has like some big
interview to promote the book. That's kind of
funny because I think my dad wrote that. There you go. What did he say? He said he thinks his dad
wrote that. Oh, there you go. He's getting some inspiration from his son. He knows how he knows to
leave with the Kardashian. That makes a ton of sense. It all clicks now. It all clicks. I was going to
tweet about that the other day and I didn't. Now that makes that makes perfect sense.
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Are You the One has a brand new season with a twist.
A sexually fluid.
Are You the One cast?
Yes.
I think it's a great way to end the show because I am so pumped up for this.
I think that this is great by MTV.
And we've said this before with The Bachelor and Bachelorette.
Or just in general, just get a bunch.
Everybody straight.
Just, I mean, anything could happen.
Yes.
So it's official that the RU the one, the new season of RU the one,
which I believe premieres in a couple weeks, end of June,
is full of sexually fluid members.
So it means that they have no gender limitations in finding their perfect match,
which means that I feel like it's going to make.
the show
the drama
is going to be
off the chart
but it just even
makes a show
even harder
obviously if you don't
watch the one
the goal
is to
fight the you know
you go to
I guess they have
love experts
I put in quotes
who
match you up
with other people
in the cast
depending on how
compatible you are
you don't know
who your perfect
match is
you have to
find out
your perfect match
throughout the show
and each
week they test it
out if they're
right
they find out
if they're wrong
So obviously when it was a cast of straight people, the girls were looking at the guys and the guys were looking at the girls. Now it's like, it could be anybody. Everybody's looking at everybody. The girl, like you could be paired up with a girl. You could be paired up with a guy. No matter who you are, anybody could be your perfect match. And it also spices things up because two girls might make a connection. But then while the girls gets a crush on one of the guys and vice versa. So the drama is.
going to be off the charts. The game just got
harder. And I'm pumped for this.
Exactly. And they're also bringing in this woman,
Dr. Frankie, who is going to be helping
them with
their relationship issues and whatnot.
So she's like a relationship expert
who works with the
singles to help them be
better daters. Okay. And to
help deal with the drama. So that's...
That's another element. That's definitely
another element because there's
a crazy fights that happen in Are You the
one? And now they're
they kind of have somebody that might act as like a mediator, I would guess.
Like if couples have to go talk to Dr. Frankie together.
Great.
I love it.
Yeah.
I'm very excited for this.
I'm actually going to watch Are you the one this season.
For sure.
The cast is out.
It looks very, I'm very excited.
This Ashton Coucher story that's kind of like flattened under the radar is crazy.
So he had to go testify in court for a murder trial that has.
has taken years, years upon years to actually go to trial.
It's been years since the initial, I think, I don't, the initial murder happened.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, the first, the first, allegedly, the first murder that this guy did, his name's
Michael Garjulo, they call him the Hollywood Ripper, was in 1993.
They say he killed this girl in Chicago.
And then in 2001, this is where Ashton Coucher was involved.
In 2001, in February, this girl, Ashley Ellorin, was about to go on a date with
Ashton Coucher.
Yes.
And he, Ashton, was supposed to come pick her up at the house.
He was running late.
She had just gotten out of the shower and was about to get ready when she was stabbed
to death by this guy.
And he, you know, he's now on trial for the killing of her, one other woman, and the attempted murder of another in California.
The girl in 1993 was in Chicago, so that's different.
Her body was not found until 9 a.m. the next day by her roommate in the entrance of their bathroom.
Ashton Coucher had said he last talked to her at 8.24 p.m. to confirm their plans.
They were supposed to attend a Grammy's after-party together.
no response.
He called her again shortly after 10 when he was on his way over, but she didn't pick up then.
And then he says that he knocked on the door at around 1045.
There was no answer, peered through the window, and recalled seeing what to him looked like spilled wine on the carpet.
Her car was in the driveway.
But he thought that she was maybe mad because he was super late.
Like he was supposed to be there hours earlier.
He showed up super late.
He thought that maybe she was mad that he showed up so late.
ignoring him.
Yeah.
So he left.
Kind of wild, though, on just one, a side note here,
Ashter is supposed to pick her up at 8.
Shows up 10.45.
Right.
Like, there was some delay.
It was at his friend's house.
He was watching the Grammys.
He had to delay the date.
Right.
And this was like, this was way before, obviously,
Ashton Coucher was Ashton Coucher.
Right.
You know, he was.
Well, he was kind of Ashton Coucher.
He was on that 70s show, but it was not, I mean,
it was.
wasn't as massive. But he was Ashton Cutcher. Yeah, obviously he was asked but he was not like that how long, in 2001, how long was that 70s show even on TV?
2001? He was, he was, he was Ash and Coucher in 2001. First episode. He was most definitely Ashton Cutcher in 2001.
That 70s show premiered 1998. Okay. So it was like, you know, it was a couple seasons in. Yeah.
He was not, I would say he was not Ashton Coucher quite yet. It was not.
Like punts yet.
No, no.
But he was, he was getting, he was Ashton.
Like, he was getting close to Ashton Coucher.
Whatever.
Doesn't matter.
He was, his name is Ashton Coucher.
So he was Ashton Coucher.
That's besides the whole point.
There's more serious side to the story.
So he, when he showed up to the house, he thought that there was just wine spilled on the
carpet.
Turns out in horrific events, it was blood on the carpet.
And she actually said to him that she, it was fine.
that he was running late because she had to
she just got out of the shower and she had to blow dryer her hair.
So she was running late too.
They did find a blow dryer
on the seat of the toilet and she was
killed outside of their
bathroom. So everything that Ashton Coucher
is saying is facts because it all
adds up. She said, I'm going in the shower. I got a blow dryer.
I just got out of shower. I got a blowjure my hair.
There's a blow dryer. She's dead by
the bathroom. Right. It all adds up.
And they said that he obviously talked to the police
the next day but was
really freaked out because
his fingerprints were on the door.
They thought
he thought
like something that was going to happen
but obviously like
the
the police were like
no you're not you're not a suspect
in this. Right because they knew
because they had to know
that there was another right you know
there were other fingerprints involved
his were just on the door
so. Right well I mean they had
no fingerprints for this guy. They had no
fingerprints for this guy. Yeah
or else they wouldn't have arrested him then, which they did not do.
Right, right.
Because he then went on to kill somebody else and almost kill somebody else.
It's just insane, like the way.
So it's like everything, I'm sure this guy, it's only a matter of time before we get some kind of documentary, Netflix movie, something of the sorts that's going to dive into this more because there is a,
a, at least from this article, I believe there was like a 48 hours episode that they did on this.
So they, he, this guy, Michael Garjulo lived in her neighborhood.
He lived nearby.
They were friendly, not friendly as in like neighborhood friendly.
He told her that he was in the air conditioner repair services.
And it's just he's, so now he's on trial in L.A. for this murder, as well as the 2005 murder of a woman, Maria Bruno, and the attempted murder in 2008 of Michelle Murphy, who actually survived being attacked by him.
And now because of DNA samples and connecting the dots,
he's been charged with first degree of murder in this girl in Chicago,
Trisha Paccio is going to be my guess.
I think your guess is as good at-
Picacho?
Yeah.
Pacacho.
Paco.
Paco.
Yeah.
And it's, it's great, like, so he's pled not guilty to all.
of these, but he's been in jail since getting arrested in 2008 when he attacked Murphy.
The L.A. County Sheriff's Detective, who investigated Bruno's death in 2010, told L.A. Weekly that
Gargula was a bullshit artist. He told a number of people he was in the movies and was a high-end
plumber for celebrities and was friends with them. He would meet and befriend and associate with these women
and form a superficial relationship with them
and ultimately they would end up dead.
He's every woman's nightmare.
Yeah, so I guess what they're,
I mean, what they're saying with that is,
it's every woman's nightmare.
You meet a guy, you think he's this nice, friendly guy,
and he's saying that he works with celebrities and whatnot.
And it all sounds too good to be true because it is.
Scary stuff.
It is.
It's really freaky.
And this guy, the second murder was,
was just so gruesome.
So gruesome.
They said that he lived,
I believe they lived in maybe the same building.
He lived in the same building as this woman,
Maria Bruno in California.
And he had a clear shot of her apartment.
He, oh no.
we're in the same neighborhood.
Clear shot of her front door and both living room window and the kitchen window.
She had been killed in her bed and she was found by her husband who she was separated from at the time.
And he told the 911 dispatcher that her breasts had been slashed off her body.
And one of her nipples was placed over her mouth.
That sentence, when I read that, I genuinely almost threw up at my desk.
It's disgusting.
It's the most disgusting.
It's horrifying.
Grusome thing that I think I have ever hurt.
It's just horrifying.
And it's like clearly there's,
he's a clear psychopath.
Like, I mean,
the whole thing is disgusting.
It's crazy.
And then, you know,
they connected the DNA from,
um,
an elastic band of,
from clothes that matched garjulos.
And then they were able to match that to DNA found under the fingernails.
of Trisha, the girl that was murdered in 1990, whatever that was, 1993.
Oh, my gosh.
The whole thing is insane.
And the fact that Ashton Coutre just ties into it and that he was supposed to be on
a date with that girl, I mean, ugh.
Being that close to this type of a serial killer is absolutely horrifying.
So horrifying.
Absolutely horrifying.
obviously there was a lot of unhappiness, I guess, from the family members of people involved,
that it's taken this long, especially the family of Trisha who was murdered in 1993.
It's like finally these things.
And I read that the trial's been pushed back for so many years because he just kept changing
lawyers.
At some point he represented himself.
Like he's tried to prolong this as long as he possibly could.
And at that point, when so.
many years go by, you're kind of reliving the situation. So she, that was the late 90s.
And now the whole family and everyone has to be, has to go through this again, which just sucks so much.
It's crazy because they, the family in Chicago felt like if he was not charged in L.A., they would have never found him.
They like, you know, their daughter's murder in Chicago would have just gone unsolved forever.
So it's real, it's so, it's so, so wild, freaky story.
And obviously this guy had a very sick, sick problem because he, he attacked this girl Michelle Murphy in 2008.
And that's actually where she, like, she was able to escape, which is crazy.
They were all knife victims.
He, like, stabbed all of his victims.
and they've been able to collect DNA
and then the DNA collected from the scene
where he attacked Michelle Murphy
also matched up with all the samples collected
from the murder in 1993
so it's just
The whole thing is disgusting
but I'm sure
grab the knife
with her bare hands
I envisioned that and I was like
honestly what a badass
because in that moment
it's you have to do whatever
you can to get out of it. And she just ripped the knife with her hands and got out.
Just sleeping in the middle of the night gets attacked. She managed to fight him off.
She grabbed the blade in both of her hands and was able to kick him. And at some point,
he cut his wrist, they said. So his blood was left there. And then he just, he ran out. And apparently
said, sorry on the way out. Yeah. What? Psycho. Just absolutely psycho. I have chills right now.
This story is just.
So disgusting.
I'm sure we'll get some type of documentary on it.
I know.
And I was now, I hope so because obviously the true crime stuff is always so fascinating.
Right.
And so crazy.
It's just so sick.
It's one of those things where you're watching it and you're reading it and you're like, holy shit, this is insane.
And then you have a moment where you sit and you're like, but this really happened.
Yeah.
Like I can't believe this really happened.
It's such a scary thing.
Right.
Like women just asleep.
Right. Anybody can be asleep.
And what they thought, the safety of their own homes and were just stabbed death.
That's the scariest thing to me is that it just freaks me out.
You could just be in your house and somebody walks in.
It's disturbing.
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Ari and Lauren have had their baby girl.
The baby's here.
Very happy for them.
Healthy baby girl.
However, it is, whoa, headphones.
However, I laughed when I first saw the Instagram post of them announcing the baby's name because I thought that she, that they named this child, Alexis Ren.
Well, it's pretty close to Alexis Ren.
Like, it's, I read it and was like, oh my God, Alexis Ren.
But the big, her name is Alessie Wren, Lion Dyke.
I got to be honest.
Like, you named your kid.
Lesse Wren. You named your kid after Alexis Wren. That's very similar to Alexis Wren, yes.
You named your kid after Alexis Wren. Nobody would name their kid a lessee Wren and then not put two and two together and say, hmm, this sounds like Alexis Wren. Yeah, it does. It definitely does.
Everybody on Instagram knows who Alexis Wren is. So I have a hard time believing they didn't know. Did you read the comments? Did people say that sounds like Alexis Wren?
No, I didn't really look. I mean, it's one of new babies born. Everybody's just obviously.
Everyone's saying congrats.
Nobody's talking about the name like me.
She's an asshole about this.
I'm just saying it's Alexis Wren.
But the baby, both of them posted pictures.
Everybody's very happy for them.
And congratulations to them.
They have a healthy baby girl.
Congrats to them.
Yep.
Wednesday, May 29th.
Six pounds, 13 ounces.
Did he?
She said mom and baby are doing great.
Did he document the finishing up like with her with her legs open?
ready to go? No. There wasn't really like a, like we didn't, you know, get live video of like a
pushing situation. That would have been something. He was live tweeting a lot, a lot. But, you know, as you can see,
Rhea from from my phone, you know, she's, she's ready to go. They're talking. Ari's like hovering over
her. They were taking, they were taking guesses if it would be blonde hair, brown hair baby.
Um,
bless you, friend.
Use the cough button.
Excuse me.
Um, yeah, that's too high tech for me.
I'm not touching that thing.
Really?
I've actually played with it a few times now.
It's too much, too much multitasking.
Yeah, too much work.
Way too much multitasking.
Um, he, then he posted, we have a healthy, beautiful baby girl.
Mommy and baby are doing great.
He then posted a picture of Lauren with the baby in her arms.
Once again,
just gave birth person that's ever lived.
Right.
It is truly, truly unfair.
And then he posted a very sweet picture of Alessie in her cute little pink hat.
I like, I like a lessee.
A lessee's super cute.
Alessie's super cute.
But when you put Alessie Wren.
Yeah.
Correct.
Maybe he's just trying to make their baby be an Instagram star right out of the womb.
Because he was documenting the whole thing.
Well, yeah.
Baby Lundike.
Lion Dake, however the heck you say his last name,
does have an Instagram.
Already?
Just born yesterday.
No, but they've been working this Instagram
since you got pregnant.
Wow.
And they're only just
their profile pictures of Lauren,
like from the side pictures of Lauren.
Okay, well that's, I guess that's sweet.
That's sweet. She'll have those forever.
Yes. Except they
they would write
all the captions from the baby's point of view,
which I thought was
It was kind of creepy.
Was maybe a little much?
Did they tag the baby?
Oh my God.
They tagged the baby.
Of course they tagged the baby.
Of course they tagged the baby.
This is the world we live in now.
Of course they did.
This baby has 283,000 followers.
This baby has more followers than us.
Sure does.
That's so funny.
Sure does.
I mean, the fact that they are, I mean, what a world.
What an incredible world Bachelor Nation is.
I can't believe this damn baby has 283,000.
thousand followers. The name is a lessee Wren. It's an Instagram star already. It is an Instagram
star. This baby's an Instagram star in the making. It's insane. It was like Ari and Laura,
Lauren was like, how are we going to make the perfect Instagram star baby? Just getting ahead of
everybody else. This baby will be beautiful too. Oh, yeah. Like, well, Lauren is. Lauren is gorgeous.
And if you've seen old pictures of Ari and his heyday,
I didn't know, so I didn't know Ari in his heyday because I didn't watch. I loved Ari.
like Ari was my favorite on Emily's season.
I absolutely loved Ari.
Really?
Yeah.
Oh.
Really did.
Okay.
Now I remember.
When he was on The Bachelorette.
Yeah.
Now I remember the initial opinions of Ari was that everyone was really happy and then everyone
really hated him at the end.
He went from like the most like.
Everybody was happy because everybody liked him.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Got it.
Okay.
Now remember.
I was like, wait, I thought everyone hated him.
But it was before.
It took a turn.
It took a turn for the worst when he.
Because he really was, I loved him on Emily's season.
Well, you know what?
I just want to say that we used to shit on them because of what he did.
It looks like he made the right decision, you know?
Definitely.
It looks like he really wanted to be with Lauren and, you know, they look good together and they're happy and they had a happy, healthy baby.
All right for them.
Exactly what he wanted.
Like he, from the beginning he said he wanted to get married.
He wanted to have kids.
He was getting older.
He kind of wanted to get to it.
Mission accomplished.
I'm pretty much done on.
shitting on them, you know? Yeah,
I'm happy. Look, that they're happy. I'm happy.
Well, no, because at first we were pissed what he
did. Now I'm over it. Oh, well, yeah. I mean,
what he did to Becca was still fucked up. I'll stand
by that. But time is past.
I moved on. Becca's happy. They're happy.
So, yeah, exactly.
Our hearts have been healed. We're okay
now. Exactly. But, you know,
shout out to Alessie Wren because she's
going to be a star. Huge Instagram
star. 283,000 followers
and counting.
I mean, I still, that number
I just, I really didn't take it seriously when you said the baby has an Instagram.
Yeah.
And then when.
I really hope maybe they changed the name of the Instagram to Alessi Wren.
So when people search Alexis Wren, maybe they'll accidentally click on a lesi ren.
And then they'll get the baby.
And they'll be like, wow, cute baby.
A follow.
Right.
Oh my God.
That's perfect.
Maybe that's why they did it.
I'm telling you they just wanted to create the perfect Instagram star, which is sad.
But this is the world.
So you know what?
They're head of the game.
So we don't really know how much.
to believe from this story.
But the Daily Mail apparently uncovered a letter that was allegedly written by Britney
Spears written in the third person.
So Britney Spears is referring to herself as Britney Spears.
And the note uncovers a lot of things about her team controlling her and what it was
really like with her relationship with Kevin Federline.
Yeah.
So this apparently was written between 2009 and 2010.
the Daily Mail claims it was given to an insider.
And it's very odd timing for this to just show up
because obviously there's been a lot of drama
and a lot of rumors around Brittany being in the mental health facility
and her parents and the conservatorship and all that.
So it's all a little suss.
Plus it's written in the third person.
So it's like, why was that happening?
Because I think if it was, so we have to remember, this is coming from Daily Mail saying that
this handwritten note was given to a member of Spears's camp and they uncovered it.
So I'm still traumatized from, remember the Daily Mail told us Miley and Liam broke up.
That's why I'm still nervous to believe things that they were right.
That was a traumatizing experience.
Exactly.
It's like we thought they got divorced, got broken up and it was traumatizing.
Now we're dealing with this.
But I think that if Brittany was to write a letter, it makes sense why she.
would write it in third person because she doesn't want the people controlling her to see that
she is spilling the secrets about them controlling her. But let's read the letter because you want me to
read it? Yeah. Okay. You read it. After reading Kevin's article in people, I was amazed at how a lot of
the focus was on Brittany, their mother, to sell a story for People magazine instead of the focus being on
Kevin. What happened to Brittany was a year ago and people need to get with the times. And as far as
Kevin saying Britney divorced him, she was forced to by her lawyers because she was forced to by her lawyers because
she went to visit him in New York and wouldn't see her,
and the children and her lawyer said if she doesn't divorce him,
he's going to do it himself.
So Kevin trying to play the innocent victim is hardly irrelevant.
He left her and the babies.
Her going on the men partying two years ago
has nothing to do with the situation now.
She's a completely different person
and most of their fighting was done back then
because of his problem waking and baking to marijuana
at five in the morning.
No one talks about these things because no one knows the truth.
Her behavior when her children got taken away because of her locking herself in the bathroom is understandable
considering her friend at the door kept telling her the cops are leaving, don't worry, stay in the bathroom.
She was lied to and set up.
Her children were taken away and she did spin out of control, which any mother would in these circumstances.
Her next visit took a toll as well.
She wasn't listening to her manager.
He lost control so he waited.
He wanted to scare her.
He wanted to scare her.
Oh, he lost control, so he wanted to scare her.
Now this year, Brittany has been silenced to speak about anything that's really going on.
The people controlling her life have made $3 million this year.
She would love for her eyes to see her situation.
But if she brings it up, she's constantly threatened with the conservators will take her kids away.
Yeah, that's the good. Yeah.
This letter has scribbles all over the place now.
Yeah, we're actually trying to read this.
from her handwritten note. So bear with this guys. We're trying. We actually know how to read.
Please, I swear I know how to read. So how long does this go on? As long as the people are getting
paid, she has no rights. It could go on for a while. But it doesn't make a right at all. Everyone is very
quick to put a gloomy eye on Brittany. Does anyone talk about Janet Jackson giving her baby to her
brother? Hopefully she won't do it because this child. She won't do it with this child. We do it with
this child. Brittany given her brother a $2 million apartment. Her mother, her mother,
can a state... Her mother
and estate in Louisiana
and her father
the best job in show business.
She's a very giving person and would love to get the respect
she deserves. So they're saying that this is a letter
written by Brittany saying that
she's being controlled. She can't speak up.
She's writing it in a third person voice so that people
don't know that it's her. Another thing, we've looked up
Britney Spears's handwriting. It looks a little similar
although the whys are very different. The wise are very different.
different, which is telling, like, it's, to just switch up your Y's entirely.
That's crazy. That's crazy. Like, I've done it in my life where I've, my handwriting has changed
because I've, uh, went from doing different A's, you know? Oh, so you switch up your A's from time
to time. Yeah, like in school, I thought it was really cool to do the, the fancy A, you know what I'm saying?
Or it like loops down and then a circle. Yeah. Yeah. And not just like a circle and a little tail.
Yeah. Wait, you were one of those people.
I did it for a while, but then I switched back.
Yeah, my best friend growing up did that too, too.
And I was like, she's just too cool, huh?
Yeah.
I tried it.
I tried it for a while, and then I gave it up, so we're good.
Yeah, well, good for you.
I go back.
I don't do those days anymore.
So obviously, this letter is great fuel for the free Brittany movement.
It is great fuel if it's from Brittany.
We don't know.
Right.
I have no idea.
But I would like a handwriting expert to take a look at this.
Yes.
If there's any out there.
Because there are other examples of Brittany, like you can Google Britney's writing. A lot of stuff comes up.
So what we really need is a handwriting expert and then we'll get the answer.
Yes, please.
We saw Rocket Man in theaters.
We went with Robbie Fox and a lights camera bar stool.
It was so good.
We talked about Bohemian Rhapsody when obviously Oscars award season, all the buzz.
And it just wasn't as good as the critics and whatnot were making it seem.
I, or like, just whatever.
When I did finally see Bohemian Rhapsie, I was like, that, that was fine.
Right.
It was just, he was fantastic.
He was great.
But the movie was just fine.
Okay.
Yeah, it was just okay.
It was boring.
In my opinion.
It was boring at points.
They didn't show things that they should have.
It was PG-13.
He didn't live a PG-13 life.
Right.
You know, if you're, whatever, we talked about that before.
It's just like, it wasn't portrayed accurately.
Right.
Last night, Rocket Man.
was so good.
I thought
I feel like
Elton John's got to be very happy with that.
Elton John, I think, is probably thrilled
with how he came
across in Rocket Man.
And I think he was accurately portrayed.
He said that he went, I read
somewhere that he went in there and he said
like my life was fucked up, make this movie
fucked up. Like don't shy away from it.
Do what happened.
Right. Jeff Dulo was saying that he
really wanted
like did not have a lot
of stipulations, but was like, if you're going to, like, if you're going to show my life, show it.
Right.
And, um, I think that, that was really about it. And he didn't, he said he didn't want, like,
an impression of him to be done. So Tannen Egerton did such an amazing job playing
Elton John. He sang. Right. He can sing. Um, and I felt, I don't think he tried to, like,
sound exactly like Elton John. Yeah. Like, when you're watching something, you can tell when
somebody is just impersonating somebody rather than actually becoming that person.
Like when I was watching him, I thought, this is Elton John.
Like, you feel you're watching Elton John back in the day.
Obviously, like, I wasn't alive.
But I'm saying I just felt it was so authentic throughout the whole thing.
And I really liked how the movie was made and directed.
The whole thing was so cool.
Tied together.
Visually so cool.
It started off with him at AA or rehab.
Yeah.
It started off with him at rehab.
It's much more of a musical.
Yes.
And it is a musical, which I wasn't expecting that people would be like, you're dumb that you, whatever.
It's rock a man.
Obviously, it's musical.
I understood that there would be music in it.
I didn't know it was going to be full on like Mamma Mia style.
Right.
It's very different than going into a biopic of a musician like they kind of did Bohemia
rapsy where they sing the songs, but like, you know, the band is actually singing.
the songs. Right. This was much more musical-based where they're breaking out in song,
but the songs are used to tell a story of his life. So it was a mixture of both, which I did not
know. I thought it was going to be like Bohemia Rhapsody, like the dirt, where you would hear the music
just from the band performing. Right. Like when Al and John would walk on stage, she would sing his songs.
But they did break out into song. And it fit perfectly. I don't think they overdid it. I think that every
time that they did break out into song, which wasn't very very much.
very often until the end it got a little more musically.
In the beginning and the middle of the movie,
there was only a few parts where they broke out into song.
It wasn't like constant break out into song.
And the whole thing, the way it was shot,
I thought the colors, the visuals of it were so awesome,
just watching it like that.
I wish I could see it in IMAX because I would just love to see him on stage the way he was performing.
I don't think it's even an option.
But you can go see it in like the Dolby sound.
And I think that it tells a really great story as well because, I mean, we said this walking out last night.
I was like, oh, man, like I just feel like a sense of happiness leaving that movie.
And you're like, well, yeah, it's fun to watch a movie where the guy doesn't die at the end.
Yeah.
But even if Ellen John's very much alive.
He's very much alive and well.
Yes.
But I thought it was great how they showed the different stages of his life.
His parents were just so mean to him.
and then he obviously became an alcoholic and addicted to drugs and then he got through that and now he's okay.
So I like how they showed like you can get help and you will be okay.
And if you are Elton John, like it's still okay to just leave and go get help.
It was a very well done movie that they did the transitions of his life.
Right.
Phenominally well.
And like I said, Taryn was so good.
I, if he doesn't get recognition for this role, I'll be so pissed because he absolutely
knocked it out of the park. Well, that's what I was saying. Rami got nominated. If he doesn't get nominated
and they were nominated for Bohemia Rhapsody, it's going to be a big shit show. People are going to be
pissed about it. But at the same time, are you going to go back to back years with two biopics?
It's so hard. Exactly. It's like, do you can? And there's just so.
stiff.
They're just stiff
They're like
They will make a point
to not recognize Rocket Man
because of Bohemia Rhapsody
Although Rockaman was a way
way better movie than Bohemia Rhapsody
I mean everybody has their own opinion
But in my personal opinion
Rocket Man
beats Bohemian Rhapsody
Just in every way
Yeah
Did you know that Taryn
was the gorilla in
thing. No, I didn't know that.
Okay, well, see, I...
Because people were like, can he sing? I'm like, yeah.
Well, if you remember, he played the gorilla in the movie sing.
I didn't know that, but I think that's why it's also great.
Like, you see this guy, you don't usually, you don't know who he is, and now he's going to be a star.
Well, I love...
I love, I love, I love, I've always, I've loved him because I love Kingsman.
Yeah.
And Exe's, like, such a cool character.
And so he, I think he showed off his acting chops, like, so well in this.
movie because he hasn't really, I don't think, he's obviously had a lot of exposure, but he's been
in these Kingsman movies, he's been playing the same character.
This is a whole different character for him.
Very, very, very cool.
He also did Eddie the Eagle.
I don't know if you ever saw that movie.
He was really good in that as well.
But I just can't get over how good he was in that movie.
I mean, all the acting in Rocket Man was phenomenal.
I would go see it again
I think I'll probably go see it again this weekend
if you wanted to go because he wants to see it
Yeah
It's just
And I was getting some shit for saying that I was
Wanted to listen to the soundtrack
No one was like I would you ever listen to the soundtrack
When you just listen L and John
Like why does anybody listen to a movie soundtrack
They love the movie
I love when
Like you bring Noah's name up
And then I just look over at Noah and he's just rolling his eyes
And just disgusting
Well he was judging me when I was like
I'm
And then he goes to press the button
I wasn't judging you
I was just saying, like, I don't know, I would never, like, be walking down the street listening to an actor singing.
So I understand both sides of it.
But he's a great singer.
He's like, if you love, like, Elton John is Elton John.
Like, you can't be better than Elton John.
So why, like, this, he is not as good as Elton John.
So why not just listen to Elton John singing?
That's what the point is Noah is trying to make.
Although, in the movie, it's just a different.
Yeah, yeah.
Because it's a musical.
I understand that.
Like, when you listen to the soundtrack of a musical,
and it's a movie and you listen to the songs
it's like you're watching the movie all over again
and the songs have different
like they're not exactly the same as the studio recordings of Elton John
like there's a spin on some of them
I will say you ever play like actual Elton John music during the movie
no no I will say the dirt I listen to the dirt soundtrack
that's not actually Motley crew
well some but I'd also go back and listen to actual Motley
like change it up right
but I was just coming off the high
Yeah, seeing the movie and being like, wow, he was so good.
He was such a great singer.
I'm going to listen to the soundtrack.
That makes a ton of sense, Fran.
I get it, but I also see Noah's side as well.
I see both sides.
Right.
And they threw in some other characters singing the songs.
So, like, for obviously, if you've seen the soundtrack, it's not just Taryn on every single
song.
There's other people included.
So it's great.
Yeah.
Great movie.
I really recommend seeing it.
I think it's a really good feel good movie.
You know, there's ups and downs.
But at the end of the movie, you feel great about it.
Yeah.
So I walked out wanting to just dance on the streets of New York City in a bedazzled outfit so bad.
I got home.
I was dancing around my apartment.
I took a shower.
I was singing in the shower.
I don't know.
It was like midnight.
I was in the shower.
And people in my apartment building probably weren't happy.
But yeah, I just want to say that I hope everybody who goes to see this movie has a fun movie theater to go see it in.
Because let me tell you.
Our theater was full of a bunch of people who poops in their pants.
Yep.
Because they, I was just like, I was starting to bop kind of singing along.
out in the words. I look around and everybody was just stiff as a board. I was like, how is nobody
at least bopping their head? I was bobbing my head and I was like feeling it. And then I did the
same thing. I looked around. Nobody. I honestly felt like there were people in there that thought
they were better than us because we were younger. So like it was us, Robbie Fox and Jeffty Low and
whatever. I think that we all look younger. And then the people in the movie theater who I saw
looked a little older. And I think in their heads, they were probably like, these people,
people don't even know Elton John and they took it very seriously. I'm also very against clapping
in a movie theater. But I am also shocked that there was no clapping in the movie theater.
I thought at least somebody would clap at the end. It was the premiere show. It's not even
outweil until today. I was ready to clap at the end of the movie and not a single person. I'm not a big
clapper, but I do understand when a movie deserves the clapping. I'll do it at the end of a movie
when it's like when the movie just came out. In the middle of a movie, it can be annoying when it's not. But it's like when people clap on
airplanes. It's like I just, I mean, like, I am cringing out of my skin thinking about it, but I was
shocked that nobody clapped. All right, guys, that wraps up this episode of Chicks in the Office.
We have a very exciting couple of weeks, actually. Some beginning of June is kind of jam-packed
with interviews, so we're super excited. It was a little bit of a slow week, but we're ready to just
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