Chicks in the Office - Paris Hilton & Kim Kardashian Team up for 'Best Friend's Ass'

Episode Date: May 6, 2019

CITO MERCH: (https://bit.ly/2WyegBK). We're moving offices (3:11-6:08). 'Woah! Did I Just Send That?' reading the best submitted text mishap of the week (DM us yours!) (6:09-8:54). 'Chick of the Wee...k' goes to Jessie J & Maisie Williams (12:09-17:09). Joe Jonas & Sophie Turner got married in Vegas + Billboard Music Awards recap (17:43-41:36). Cardi B & Offset had quite the night at the BBMAs (42:06-51:36). Liam Hemsworth's GQ shoot (52:08-57:30). Jenelle Evans' husband killed their dog (1:00:23-1:06:00). Blake Lively is pregnant (1:06:31-1:13:56). Kim Kardashian is in Paris Hilton's new music video 'Best Friend's Ass' (1:14:24-1:19:48). Our full review of Hulu's miniseries 'The Act.' (1:21:49-1:38:11).  (Follow us on Instagram @chicksintheoffice and on Twitter @chicksintheoff).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/chicks-in-the-office

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey, Chicks in the Office listeners. You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. What's up, everyone? It's Chicks in the Office with Rianne. We're giving you that Friday energy on a Monday. Noah told me that on Thursday last week, I didn't say what's up, everyone. And I actually don't...
Starting point is 00:00:35 I don't have a mic, but I was wrong. I went back and I missed a thing and you did. I was like, I was going to text you, but I'm like, I don't want her to know I was wrong. Music to my ears. I actually want to hear the Noah say I was wrong is just like. Can I read the text exchange between me and Noah now that I, now that I was right and he was wrong? Yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 00:00:54 As you look for it, disclaimer, we are recording this in Dave's office because the entire office is being moved right now. And this is the only quiet sort of place because there are moving guys literally everywhere. So. Okay. He texted me. didn't realize you changed the intro. I said to what? He said, you didn't say, what's up everyone for the first time ever. I said, yes, I did. What did I say? I for sure did. I remember it. Yeah. And he goes, no, you said, all right, guys, we are super pumped. And I said, I said that for
Starting point is 00:01:24 dicks in the office. Yeah, yeah. Definitely said, what's up everyone. One thousand percent. Like, I remember saying it. Check the cameras. And no, it goes, L.O.L. You didn't. I have it. It's fine. I wrote LMAO, what the fuck. I'm so confused. LOL. You didn't respond. Didn't respond to me after. Because he was wrong. Wrong. Well, now I feel great. Let's go.
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Starting point is 00:03:24 This is just madness today. I can just hear boxes getting taped. Things are getting moved. This is our last time recording in this office. Last time. Yeah, last time. I feel like the people listening don't really understand. Dan what this office means to us, but I actually don't think it means anything to you.
Starting point is 00:03:41 It really doesn't mean that much to me. You don't care at all. You don't care at all. I'm so excited for the new office. The new office is just so much nicer. It's so nice, but some of us do care. Some of us get sentimental. Hey, I'm not like, I'm not shaming anybody who cares. I understand that this place means a lot to some of the people here. That's totally fine. The sirens in the background are just fantastic. Yeah, I mean, this is just going to be a shit show last episode. It's just, that's just the way it goes. Well, last episode in the office, friend, don't see the people. Yeah, no, no. Last episode in this office. But I started working here when I was 19 and I was, I was going FIT and I started FIT and here at the same time. And then I just stopped going FIT.
Starting point is 00:04:25 I just stopped going to school. So this is basically my college. Yeah. So it's like I'm graduating and I'm going to a different school, same people. But, you know, it'll be mixed up. I won't be sitting with the same people that I have been for the last three years. Yeah. Me, Trent, Robbie, Y.P. We're all being broken up. It's going to be sad. Don't worry, guys.
Starting point is 00:04:42 She's still sitting next to me. She didn't talk about how happy she is about that. I mean, Fran, I knew that we'd be sitting next together. And regardless, we're together every second of the day. Yeah, but, you know, sometimes just don't show me that you appreciate me. I cried when you were talking about your wedding yesterday. Well, that's a good tease for the rest of the episode. Yeah, you're right.
Starting point is 00:05:04 right you're right no you got to put that in there um but also on last episode we talked a little bit about that with Caleb and Roan and I also wrapped because not because I want to be a rapper but just because you know yeah and somebody on Twitter which I have to give them the credit so let me get read his handle I'm going to get the handle a lot of searching which I should have been prepared for but I'm sorry j butter 400 tweeted to me and Roan a beat to go a lot of with the rap and my god the people that are worth tweeting to me that blom thody needs to be a song well listen it's a song now yeah play it great great the ending is fire the ending is so good so that's a little snippet to get you ready for your monday yeah i mean if that doesn't hype you up this morning i
Starting point is 00:05:53 don't know what i don't know what will so everybody enjoy that uh we also have a funny missab text brand so let's get into all right whoa That's an awful texting mishap I've had. I had a male friend who I was really close with. We'll call him Joe. Sometimes when we were drunk, we would kiss and hook up a bit. I actually had no feelings for him at all. It was just a fun thing to do when we were drunk.
Starting point is 00:06:20 He started texting me all the time and his vibe changed from friendly to flirty and I felt kind of weird about it. One day, I meant to send a text my best friend. I think Joe is trying to escape the friend zone. Sorry, buddy. No can do. and I sent it right to him instead. He replied saying, was that not meant for me?
Starting point is 00:06:38 Poor Joe. And this girl obviously couldn't not own it. So she had to pretend like she randomly decided to speak in third person but wanted to tell him how she was feeling. So she was like, you know, Joe was trying to get out of the friend zone acting like she was speaking in third person. Oh, no, it was totally meant for you. It was just like, ha, ha, making fun of you. Yeah, no. Obviously he knew that wasn't meant for him.
Starting point is 00:07:02 But hey, you got the message to him clear. He probably stopped flirting with you. It sucks, and I'm sure the friendship is a little awkward. I want an update on that. How's the friendship been since then? Oh, I can guarantee it's not the same. No can do. I love that line.
Starting point is 00:07:17 Hey, buddy. No can do. Better try a next time. Not even closer. Oh, poor Joe. That sucks. Poor Joe. I kind of feel like that's how you have to.
Starting point is 00:07:27 I like the way that she tried to spin it. Obviously, it's blatantly obvious. Right. But it's just the, it's like the only option you really have. Like there's really, there's really no other choice. It's like, it's like if I texted you like, wow, what a day for Ria, huh? Things are really, like, seems like she's really got a tune. I almost just spit out my water.
Starting point is 00:07:50 And I just sent it right to you. And I've been like, no, meant it as a joke. You know, like, ha ha, you have, maybe this will like make you laugh. And you're like, no, you bitch. I want you to know if you ever accidentally text something about me to me. I won't be offended. I'll just be like, all right, I probably deserved it. Remember when Noah did that to us about somebody else in the office?
Starting point is 00:08:11 Yeah. I love those. I love those. The worst is when you, the worst is when you catch yourself. Yeah. Like as it's sending and there's nothing you can do. No, no.
Starting point is 00:08:21 But like before it sends you, the name is on there. Yeah. And the message is ready. And you're like, oh my God, I'm a fucking idiot. Yeah. catch it just in time. It's kind of like the best and worst feeling at the same time. I'm sure this girl wish she caught it before she sent it to her dear pal, Joe.
Starting point is 00:08:37 Sorry, Joe. No can do. Friend zone Joe. Bye, buddy. Sad. All right, friend, let's get into the topics for today's episode. We have our chick of the week. Of course, we have Sophie Turner and Joe Jonah's surprise wedding in Vegas.
Starting point is 00:08:53 We recap the Billboard Music Awards. Cardi B and Offset. Cardi B gave us an anatomy lesson and we explained it. We got Liam Hemsworth GQ photos and we talked about him and Miley Cyrus. Janelle Evans and her piece of shit husband. We also talk about the act.
Starting point is 00:09:11 Finally, the season finale came out and we can recap all of it. Hope you all watched. Blake lively is pregnant. Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian are making a new music video together. And oh my God, am I excited? The name is spectacular.
Starting point is 00:09:26 My best friend's ass. Can you make that about me? Honestly, I could. We could make a... A parody. A parody video of this. All right. To be continued.
Starting point is 00:09:38 We'll have to brainstorm. We'll have to hash that one out fully, but I like the original idea. We'll have to see what the music video entails. Before we get into Chick of the Week, we need to talk about Thread Up. My favorite pair of shoes that I'm wearing right now are actually from Thread Up. They're little snake skin heels. I absolutely love them. Everything I've gotten, I love.
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Starting point is 00:11:06 an extra 30% off your first order. Visit threadup.com slash chicks today for an extra 30% off your first order. That's t-H-R-E-D-U-P dot com slash chicks. No A in there. So it's threadup.com slash chicks for an extra 30% off today. Terms apply. All right, this week's chick of the week goes to Jesse Jay because Jesse Jay beat Channing Tatum in a game of jenga and they made a bet that whoever won or who I mean whoever lost had to post a picture on Instagram of the other person's choosing and that led to maybe one of the best pictures of Channing Tatum of all time. It's a fantastic picture. He's nude. Let's clarify. He's in the nude. In the shower. In the nude, in the shower is going to be the best picture ever. It's so hot.
Starting point is 00:12:00 I have to say, I have to say, Fran, do I feel happy about Jesse Jay and Channing Tatum still? 100%. I'm happy for them. I'm in. I'm in. I'm happy for them. I'm in. I'm just like, but what if.
Starting point is 00:12:14 My heart, look, Jenna moved on. My heart's moved on. Jenna is going to see Channing naked because of Jesse Jay again. I mean, she got to see him naked all the time. time. I know, but now he's getting naked on Instagram for Jesse Jay, you know? I actually, I had a very dumb moment. I'm like a bitter ex. Yeah, I mean, I'm moving on. I'm just a day. I'm like, let's go. But I had a very dumb moment because he made the caption, I lost a game of Jenga to Jessica Cornish. The loser, me, had to post a picture of the other
Starting point is 00:12:46 person at Jessica Cornish picked SMH and FML. I'm never playing Jenga with her ever again. and then he gave photo credit at Jesse Jay. And I was like, who the fuck is Jessica Cornish? I was like, who is he playing Django with? So I literally, like, I thought he was playing Jenga with some girl. I thought, and that he lost. And so she just picked a picture that Jesse J. Took a minute.
Starting point is 00:13:12 Until I Google Jessica Cornish and realized that it was Jesse J. No, I've never seen Jesse J's real name before, didn't know. Yeah, it was just like a dumb moment. I'm fine. I'm over it. We'll move on from it. And I mean, all the comments are fantastic. Jesse commented on it saying sharing is caring.
Starting point is 00:13:30 Thank you, Jesse. That's why you're my chick of the week. Because sharing is caring. You're right. And when you take a photo like that of your boyfriend that you know everybody else is just going to be like, holy. Can you show it to me one more time? I've seen it a million times, but I just want to look at it again. I mean, my God.
Starting point is 00:13:48 And it's also just such a flex from Jesse Jay to be like, yeah, post this hot picture and also mentioned that I took it of you. And now everybody in the world knows that I'm taking hot pictures of you in the shower. Yeah. I hope Jenna is not listening to this podcast, Fran, because she's going to be so upset. It's okay. She's fine. Like, Jenna can, Jenna. You're right. You're right. But look at him. I look. I'm looking. And, you know, I'm looking. And, you know, sharing is caring. That's it. Sharing is caring. That's the motto for today's Sharing is caring. Thank you, Jesse Jay. But I want to give...
Starting point is 00:14:25 I appreciate you. An honorable mention to Macy Williams, Ari Stark. Obviously, because people were DMing us like, how are you not going to have Macy Williams as your chick of the week? We got to put her in there. Fair. She killed the Night King. She did.
Starting point is 00:14:38 Got to give her props. I feel like we talked her up when we broke down Game of Thrones. But she does deserve chick at the week. We actually tweeted mortal lock chick of the week when she killed the Night King. So how are we not going to give that to her? Well, for us, just to clarify, I mean, that wasn't us. It was Noah. Yeah, but I agree 100%.
Starting point is 00:14:55 No, totally agree. But it's not like, we agreed. Like, yes, chick of the week and then we took it back. Yeah, no. No. Noah was like she's going to be the chick at the week. Yes. Yeah, maybe he maybe jumped the gun a little bit, but that's fine.
Starting point is 00:15:08 Yeah, okay, it's Noah's chick of the week. Noah's clarified. It'll be my chick of the week. Okay, it's Noah's chick of the week. Perfect. Thank you, Noah. Noah, I actually want to tell you, I was going to tell you not live on the podcast, but since we're here, I'll tell you anyway.
Starting point is 00:15:19 My cousin last night, my cousin Francesca, I know, super weird. Yeah, not me. I have two best friends named Fran and it's a problem. But she told me that she had to go find your Instagram because she listened to the podcast and just couldn't take not knowing your voice anymore. Like knowing what you look like. Face the voice. She was like, I love when Noah speaks.
Starting point is 00:15:38 I had to see what he looked like. So shout out to Nella. Do you have a comment? She's probably very disappointed. Oh, no. I'm saying with my answering. I don't use it. No, she wasn't.
Starting point is 00:15:48 She was so excited. Maybe you need to up your Instagram game. Should we like, should we, maybe we need to start taking sneaky cute picks and Noah so we can post them. We should.
Starting point is 00:15:57 Action, like action shots. Yeah, producer action shots. When he's filming us for chicks in the office, we'll take it of him. And then he could be like me at work today.
Starting point is 00:16:04 Maybe like a dating profile. Yeah, we can go on hinge for him or something. I would love running. All right. All right. These are all great ideas. Great ideas.
Starting point is 00:16:11 Also, if you guys are interested in Noah, DM us and, uh, we'll set you up. Or at Noah Ives. Okay. Amazing. Um, All right.
Starting point is 00:16:19 So let's, we'll clarify, chick of the week. It's going to Jesse Jay and to Maisie Williams. Yes. Sharing is caring. Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner are officially married. And honestly, I cried when I saw this, even though it was a Vegas wedding with an Elvis impersonator. As soon as I saw the headline. They class that shit up, though.
Starting point is 00:16:40 As soon as I saw the headline, I started sobbing and I actually might do it again right now. I was so happy for them. It was a Vegas wedding. It had the appearance of a Vegas shotgun wedding but was actually planned. It was planned. Sophie was wearing a nice dress. Joe had a nice suit on.
Starting point is 00:16:58 They classed it up because they are Sophie Turner and Joe Jonas. Elvis spoke to TMZ and said that the chapel has been booked for the last week for some kind of event. He wasn't told who, but obviously it was them. They had it reserved from like 8 o'clock to midnight so that it wouldn't. conflict with anybody else. And Elvis said that he recognized Joe Jonas but didn't know who Sophie Turner was
Starting point is 00:17:26 because he doesn't watch Game of Thrones. Wow. Wow. Elvis. He couldn't keep that to himself? What the fuck? I know. Well, they got married, whatever. They were planning another big wedding
Starting point is 00:17:38 that I'm still sure is going to happen. I think they've had this plan the whole time because now more and more is kind of coming out. and they need a U.S., like for their wedding in France to be legit, they need to get married in the U.S. before anyway. Yeah. Just be so, it's like maybe they thought this would just be a fun way to do it
Starting point is 00:18:02 to make it like the legal version. So now they're legally married because in France, it wouldn't be legal to get married in France. People had a quote from the U.S. Embassy and Consulatory, in France, and it says at least one of the parties to be married must have resided in France for at least 40 days immediately preceding the marriage. This precludes a wedding in cases where both parties are only visiting for a short stay. Furthermore, in France, a religious ceremony does not constitute a legal marriage.
Starting point is 00:18:35 And because of such residency restrictions, international couples often have a legal wedding before a religious or symbolic ceremony in France. so checks out. They got married in the U.S., probably have had this plan, and now they'll have their big ass wedding in France that they've had planned for a while. But it'll be more symbolic than it will be actual legal wedding. Yeah, I love that they did this because it's just a fun thing that they did. It feels very them. Yes, and they're in love, and it feels genuine.
Starting point is 00:19:05 It doesn't feel like every other celebrity couple. They've been engaged for two years. So it's not like they just one day went to Vegas. Like some people were commenting like, oh my God, I'm sure, you know, that like they've been engaged. Yeah. You know, they're just, they are engaged. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:20 They didn't just meet and go to Vegas in the same night. It wasn't like they just. Like they been engaged for two years and they did this fun thing and then they're going to have a big wedding like you said. Right. It's not like they just happened to be seated next to each other at the Billboard Music Awards. And they were like, wow, we really hit it off. Let's go get hitched. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:19:39 No. They've had this plan. It's all part. checks out. They're very much in love. I'm very happy for them. And, you know, they had, he had a suit to change into. Sophie had like a white jumpsuit. She looked beautiful. Elvis, obviously, officiated, like we said. Dan and Shea sang speechless at the beginning, which was beautiful. I mean, what's better than having Dan and Shea singing your wedding? I would love to have Dan and Shea singing my wedding.
Starting point is 00:20:06 Because I already have, from the ground up, as a frontrunner for my, for, for, for, my first dance song. Really? Oh yeah. I have no idea. I have no idea. I couldn't even name one song. From the ground up makes me cry every time I listen to it.
Starting point is 00:20:22 It's just about building your life with somebody else. You're going to make me cry with explaining it to me. Yeah. It's a beautiful song. And once that song came out, I was like, this is it. This is the one. And I haven't had one come close to it yet. Damn.
Starting point is 00:20:37 Oh, no, I was playing it, but you might have to. Yeah. I have my headphones on. Grandma and Grandpa Painting a picture For 65 years In one little house More than a memory
Starting point is 00:20:53 More than saying I'd do All right Noah Can you shut it off I'm getting emotional thing about friend Getting married right now Okay Like I'm actually picturing friend at her wedding And I'm crying
Starting point is 00:21:03 So stop Oh man We've actually never discussed that But when one of us gets married, we're going to be disasters. Ria is actually crying. Like, as if Fran got engaged or something. It's like my wedding already happened.
Starting point is 00:21:21 Oh, my God. From the ground up was my first dance. What a bad time for this to happen at the beginning of the show, Fran. How can you do that to me? I'm sorry. It just shows everyone how great of a song that is for your first dance. I know people have used it plenty of times for their first dance, but it's a great. I can't even imagine.
Starting point is 00:21:41 what it was like for Sophie Turner and Joe Jonas. I mean, I'm crying right now. Nobody got married in front of me. They had a different song. They did speechless, but fine. Very same tone. Same tone, obviously. The best part about this wedding is that Diplo was live streaming it on Instagram
Starting point is 00:22:00 live. Like, if you just happened to click Diplo's Instagram live, you would have been attending Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner's wedding. But in my mind, I'm not clicking Diplo's Instagram live. I'm sorry. Like this should have been on John Mayer's Instagram live Because then I would have clicked it immediately Yes
Starting point is 00:22:15 But it was Diploo I wasn't clicking Diplo's live But he docked Diplo documented the whole damn thing He documented the whole thing I wonder Thank God because nobody else really did I wonder if Sophie and Joe were mad at Diplow Or if they were like all right
Starting point is 00:22:27 No they probably knew somebody Who's gonna do it And if it's gonna be anybody Diplo is a great choice High profile celeb And then I think he DJed at an after party Think about this The wedding was the afterpour
Starting point is 00:22:41 party to the Billboard Music Awards and then there was another after party after the wedding. Like Diplo had the music awards. He attended the Jonas's wedding and then he played like a club in Vegas with Halsey. The Jonas Brothers had a night. The Jonas Brothers performed at the Billboard Music Awards. Got married. Joe Jonas got married. Ring pops. Ring pops. What do you think
Starting point is 00:23:03 about how Priyanka feels about this wedding? Because think about, I know everybody's making this comparison, but how funny it is, Nick and Priyanka, it was this whole thing. And then Joe and Sophie were like, we're getting married in Vegas. Right. There was a very funny tweet that went viral today of like, it was like the Jonas's wedding photos. And it was a picture of like the people magazine spread of Nick and Priyanka. And then it was like a professional photo from Kevin and Danielle. And then it was just Sophie and Joe like posing on top of the pink Cadillac outside. It was amazing.
Starting point is 00:23:39 The little wedding chapel, which is so funny. But if they were only doing a Vegas wedding, it would be way crazy. They are going to have that nice French wedding, so it's nice. It was just a fun thing to do. Yes, totally. They were going to get married anyway, so they're like, okay, we'll get legally married in a very fun way. And then we'll have a formal wedding. Do you think, I didn't see Priyanka or Danielle in any of the video.
Starting point is 00:24:09 I'm sure obviously they were there. But I'm curious if Priyanka changed because she did wear white to the award show. Yeah. I'm sure she did. They all changed. I would hope. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:20 That would be fucked up. If she wore white? Yeah. That would be a Priyanka move. She was wearing like $250,000 worth of jewelry because she's a Tiffany partner. Obviously Tiffany engaged a ring. You know, the whole shebang.
Starting point is 00:24:33 She loves Tiffany. She was decked out in diamonds last night. She looked beautiful. She did look beautiful. They all looked beautiful. especially Danielle. She was killing it with that. With that leg out. Yeah. That's what I witnessed. I was like, oh shit. Danielle brought it. Yeah. She doesn't usually go all out. And then the video of them watching the Jonas Brothers
Starting point is 00:24:52 performance and Danielle was just in awe at, you know, Kevin's back. Kevin's back people. Accept it. I know. The Jay sisters had an amazing evening and especially fashion-wise. Do you feel okay with calling them the Jay Sisters? Because I don't know if I do. I think it's kind of dumb, but they call themselves that. So you're just going to refer to them as that. It's just so much easier than it's calling them like each their individual names or just being like the wives. I guess we just call them the wives.
Starting point is 00:25:18 The wives. But that's not as fun as the J sisters. I don't know. I guess. You wish you were J sister. So bad. So, so bad. They looked like they had such a great time last night. But I have to say the one thing, red carpet, everybody looked amazing. But like I couldn't get behind the suits that they were wearing on the carpet.
Starting point is 00:25:38 They were a little tough. So I didn't love the suits, but I was like, it's the Jonas Brothers. Yeah. You know, it's one of those things. I just ignored it. I'm like, eh, that look not great personally. I like their... I like their...
Starting point is 00:25:49 You know, killed it out there. Totally. I liked their outfits that they wore during the performance way better. Yeah. Well, I mean, you can't stop raving about Nick Jonas's... The glitter jacket with the leather pants, Ria. I know. It was a deadly lethal combo.
Starting point is 00:26:04 I know. That just swept me off my feet when I watched it. Were you watching live? Everard, you watch it after? No, I watched after because I went to see Avengers for the second time last night. Oh, how was that? Wonderful. Even better the second time.
Starting point is 00:26:16 Even better the second time? Good for you. I really loved it. Yeah, but you can't stop raving about this glitter jacket, leather pants. It killed you. And he came out, they did a Jonas. I mean, they did a jealous, cake by the ocean, and sucker, a little medley. Open with Nick, obviously.
Starting point is 00:26:33 Duh. Joe came in. They sang jealous. Oh, let's. Turn it up, Noah. Joe sounds great on this song. Kevin didn't come in until they sang Sucker. And Joe got, they were freaking out.
Starting point is 00:27:43 He, like, high-fived the guy from B.T.S. Right. So, listen, I love Kevin. Yeah. It just makes me sad. that I know. It was like they couldn't, they couldn't have just had him playing the guitar with them or something. Right. Like Nick and Joe, they sang their own songs. I bet they had to talk before him. Like Kevin, you know, they gave Kevin like a big stage intro though. When Sucker started, it was like Kevin alone up there and he was rocking. Great. But like, you know, Kevin, you got married and you know, you did your little businesses and you did your own thing. But he just wasn't even on stage for half the performance. Joe and Nick, they were out there. They were out there. So, you know, you're coming back now. You're shredding the guitar. It's great. They, what made me so happy, though, is like, right when the performance ended, they just looked so hyped. Like, they just looked so happy about performing and being with each other.
Starting point is 00:28:32 They had massive smiles. It was just, it was great to see. It really was. The highlight of the Billboard Music Awards, obviously. Obviously. There's no other way to put it. Obviously. What, what, I feel like there weren't any other standouts.
Starting point is 00:28:47 I mean, Mariah Carey. she talked about... There was a lot of standouts. You think so? I actually watched a lot of the performances back, and I loved... Kelly Clarkson did this whole medley. Oh, I forgot.
Starting point is 00:28:58 I forgot about Kelly Clarkson. Kelly Clarkson, this whole medley of, like, all songs nominated and, like, you know, hit songs. It was awesome. I fucking love Kelly Clarkson. I've just been blinded by the Jonas Brothers. I know.
Starting point is 00:29:11 Because I'm so blinded by what Sophie and Joe... It's been just a lot of Jonas Brothers stuff. And then I'm just ignoring, like, Taylor Swift performed. and people compared it to Beyonce's Coachella. So much. Like Mayo cello was trending on Twitter. Nobody's going to be Beyonce and her Coachella performance.
Starting point is 00:29:28 I didn't even think it was that similar. Whenever, like, now somebody does a big stage production with lights and whatnot. People are going to compare it to Beyonce's performance. So I think it was a Taylor Swift performance. I didn't really think that she copied Beyonce that much. People kept talking about the drum line. And yeah, Beyonce had an insane band the drums. everything, but Beyonce's not the first person to have a drum line in a performance.
Starting point is 00:29:53 She didn't create the drum line. So it's not great, like, it's obviously just because the two things were so close to each other, just release-wise, with homecoming, coming out just in the last few weeks. If homecoming didn't come out, that would have made this comparison at all, but it's just in recent, in everybody's recent memory. So Taylor comes out, everybody compares it to that, which is kind of unfair. like it's just unfair you can't really compare the true Taylor's own performance and it was cute and the song is so different like the music is so different it was bubbly and fun and she had all the
Starting point is 00:30:30 they were on the umbrella and they came through the crowd it was a cute very cute opening number yeah song still stinks I don't tell me the song grew on you Fran I no when I watched this performance I'm not gonna lie I was singing a little bit to it oh my This is what Taylor does. Until it got to the kids spelling as fun part, and I was like, and then you're out. And then you remember. But then I come back in.
Starting point is 00:30:54 She changed it to like, Vegas is fun. And I was like, oh, gosh. Oh, boy. But other than that, because if she sang spelling as fun at the Billboard Music Awards, eyes would have rolled everywhere. Yeah. And then Mariah Carey was actually awesome. She did a medley of her greatest hits.
Starting point is 00:31:13 She totally sang herself. Right. She also made a joke about everybody making jokes about her. Yeah. She said, you know, I see all the memes. Yep. So she knows. She got out there and she crushed it.
Starting point is 00:31:27 She even hit like her whistle range. The best part of that is after she hit all those whistle notes, she goes, oh. Like, did the whistle note sound good? Is that supposed to sound good? I mean, she hit them. Yeah. Yeah. No, she nailed it.
Starting point is 00:32:23 She totally nailed it. Hit the note. Yeah. Crush it. And anytime she sings Hero, I just melt in, like, into a puddle. Yeah, wasn't that one of those songs that always gets you. They showed Camille? Taylor was getting, I don't, they showed Camille a bunch last night.
Starting point is 00:32:38 They showed Camille a bunch last night. We're going to have to talk to her about that. She's coming back in, in next week. And had a great, had a great night. She was in the back of Taylor Swift's picture, Hollsey's picture. Everybody's picture of Camille was smiling in the back. And she put up on her story. I was going to message her, but I,
Starting point is 00:32:55 I was like, I'm just going to talk to her next week. She wrote on her story like there was a camera. I wasn't going to not pose, which I think is amazing because she should get her face out there like that. Like Taylor Swift picture, fuck it. Put your face in the back. Do it. So she did a great job. She was all over the place. She has this cute little smile in the background of all these. Every picture. It's the same. She's just like looking.
Starting point is 00:33:19 Just the eyes are changing, but she's keeping the same smirk. It was amazing. It was great. And they showed her dancing so much. much. The camera panned to her so much. It's great night for Camille coverage-wise, got to say. Carpet, gronks on the carpet, teasing everybody, like, with riddles of if he's going to play football again. He's like, I like, I like, I'm like, maybe I will. But then I'm like, no, I'm not. I actually am.
Starting point is 00:33:42 But you never know. Oh, my gosh. Everyone was like, what? Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. Who knows with him? Exactly. That's the thing. You never know what's going on in that brain. It's like, whatever. They just dance, apparently. That's what they like to do. Um, we'll talk about the red carpet a little bit.
Starting point is 00:33:57 Okay. Because people really brought it for the Billboard Music Awards, which I love because I think the Billboard Music Awards is a fun one. It's a fun one. And it's one that it just screams like glitter and loud outfits and bright colors. And there were so many standouts. Yeah. Weirdly, I thought there was a lot of black people. There was, which, which is great.
Starting point is 00:34:17 Everybody looks great in black. Um, but I felt like there was a more than, more than usual. and it's now starting to be like springtime people like to mix in bright colors and whatnot. And I have to say once again, another red carpet where the, I'm just going to call it the chicks in the office lavender is out to play. Because Taylor Swift's dress, she looked adorable. It was very frilly. But it was that color. I would say a nice chicks in the office lavender.
Starting point is 00:34:50 It is the color of the summer. Yeah. I'm telling you that. It's the color of the summer. I've been saying that for a few weeks now, especially I don't, I think it was Tiger Woods with the, with the lavender. And then I don't remember who the next one was. There's just been a lot. But all the stars are wearing lavender, chicks in the office lavender.
Starting point is 00:35:07 So we were on the right track. You know who else wore it last night? Who? Sophia Carson. She had laid, her dress was epic and that it was just like big and train and very tully, but it was very, very beautiful. and it was also kind of like that lavender color. Yeah, so we are ahead of the trend. On trend.
Starting point is 00:35:28 So everybody go buy those lavender sweatshirts. So you can be like all the celebrities. Paula Abdul. Sneaky standout to me with her outfit. I have to say, loved the blazer with the glitter frills. Yeah. Did you see her during the show chuck her hat and accidentally nailed Julianne Huff in the neck?
Starting point is 00:35:48 No, I didn't see that. Yikes. During her performance, did she throw her hat? and it was so, it was very close range, and it just chopped Julianne Hoff right in the neck. Not great. She made a joke on Instagram after. Good sport. Zed. Snake skin. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:05 With glitter. Collar. Collars. I got to say, kind of a powerful move because snake skin is in right now. Yeah. And he did full snake skin with glitter collar. The men went out. They, they did, as they have been.
Starting point is 00:36:22 Halsey had Halsey's dress I maybe was not the biggest fan of That's fair Very fair Very fair She
Starting point is 00:36:32 For her I feel like It's either very Minimalistic Or Big and outrageous She went like a little big And outrageous for this But she always looks beautiful
Starting point is 00:36:47 Like she And she always matches her hair To her dress which is always fun. Right. And so she had like a lot of blues. It was like a bluish purple. So like with the black.
Starting point is 00:37:00 So we should have the black hair with the purple lip to make sure everything kind of connected. Yeah. It's fun. I do like that everybody goes, you know, a little whatever they want to wear for this. Yeah. I'm not going to lie, there was a lot of people on this carpet that I don't know who they are. I liked Eva Longoria's. Yes.
Starting point is 00:37:17 Yes. That was a great one. Julianne Huff. Awesome. Looks awesome. Fucking awesome. She did a brawlet with shorts and a big blazer and killed it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:29 Sierra showed up with her son who wore like head to toe Versace. Versace. Yeah. It was like a Versacee total jumpsuit, like track suit situation. He had his shades on. He was like dancing. He was posing. I mean, it's Sierra.
Starting point is 00:37:51 Futures kit. Of course he's going to be the coolest kid on the planet. The coolest. And he's so freaking cute. He's so cute. Versace everything. I loved it. Might have been my favorite red carpet love. Right. Sierra posted on her Instagram all these adorable photos from the night and he just looked like he had so much fun. Like he just has this cute little smile. He's so adorable. It's so adorable. Obviously they were sitting sitting with with Russell Wilson and then and then like we said
Starting point is 00:38:22 Gronk and Camille crushed it. Camille looked so beautiful so beautiful speechless I was speechless when I saw her pictures When she posted that first Instagram and it was just kind of like her glam
Starting point is 00:38:32 I was like I know I gasped I couldn't believe it I mean I could believe it because she's absolutely stunning but I mean my jaw literally dropped to the ground it was that stunning and then just to close
Starting point is 00:38:43 I want to mention Madonna because Madonna performed with Maluma and there was a lot of rumors this week that she was spending $5 million of her own money on this performance because she wanted holograms in the performance which she did, she did it. So the rumors were true.
Starting point is 00:39:03 They weren't just any normal holograms. They were younger versions of herself. They were different versions of Madonna. She had four different Madonna holograms on stage with her Madonna. It was kind of epic. It's amazing. That's fucking Madonna. Like Madonna is going to Madonna and that.
Starting point is 00:39:20 Five million dollars for that. If you could put holograms of yourself on stage, yeah, I'm going to do it. If I have five million dollars that I'm like, yeah, I could give up for this. Fuck yeah. I'm going to make holograms of myself. Who wouldn't have a hologram of their self if they could on stage with you?
Starting point is 00:39:38 It's amazing. When I first saw that she was spending $5 million on it, I was like, oh, was this going to be like a bring? people back from the dead hologram situation, you know. No, just her just younger versions of herself. Which, you know what? People love younger Madonna. So good for her.
Starting point is 00:39:58 I love it. I think it's epic. It's awesome. It was cool to watch. Man, it's cool. It's kind of freaky at the same time. It's cool and totally freaky. It's definitely a little freaky.
Starting point is 00:40:07 Like you get a little freaked out by it. I mean, there's six Madonna's on stage or however many. And they're fake, but it's really cool at the same time. It is. Good for her. They're all dancing along to the song with her in Maluma. What Madonna wants to do. Cardi B will always be Cardi B.
Starting point is 00:40:23 She always makes me laugh. But first of all, her abs on the red carpet. She's got to have makeup on those bad boys, right? I think they have makeup on it. This is the thing. I don't want to, like, shit on her because I'm not trying to, like, make fun of her or anything. But it did very much look like she had makeup on her abs. I think, and it's not that she doesn't have abs.
Starting point is 00:40:41 Yeah, but she clearly has it. But it was, like, put some, maybe some... Bronzer or highlight. highlight, a little bit of penciled outline. Like it did 100% look like that and I wouldn't be shocked. Another thing, her and offset, they love just like licking each other at all times. Lots of tongue on the carpet. A lot of tongue-tonging action on the carpet.
Starting point is 00:41:03 And then afterwards, besides Sophie and Joe's wedding, we got Cardi B giving us an anatomy lesson in the mirror pointing out. Yes, we can play. Yeah, we can play Cardi talking about. I don't even really I was there I never even saw the original picture that she was talking about
Starting point is 00:41:21 Neither did I But I'm So I guess there was a picture That was circulating That people were saying Was Cardi Oh no way you saw it Did you think
Starting point is 00:41:30 Did you think it was What she said it was? Tell us Did you think it was a vagina Or not? Like either way I'll just say that What did you say sorry
Starting point is 00:41:37 I cut you off Like you shouldn't be able to see it Either way Like it's kind of like Oh it was a picture From the carpet It's from the red carpet That's why she did it
Starting point is 00:41:45 Oh, okay. So it's a picture from the red carpet. She was exposed. Her leg was like up on off. I think off. I was holding her leg. Oh, can you send us that picture, Noah? And also, can you confirm or deny that her vagina was out?
Starting point is 00:41:58 Uh, we were all looking at it. I mean. Cardi said, what does? We thought it. Yes, we thought it was. Okay. That's all I want to know is yes. Did you think it was?
Starting point is 00:42:07 So that's why Cardi needed to clarify. So she had to clarify, which is why we're going to play the video. Yeah, motherfucker's going around. this fucking picture. Now y'all photoshopping it even more like, oh, Cardi pussy, Cardi pussy. First of all, that ain't my pussy. My pussy right here. This is where I birth my daughter from. This right here, the part that shows, you know, when I go like this, that's just my ass. You know when you got a fat ass? That shit gets fat right there. This part right here, this is the part that gives the dick comfort. You know what I'm saying? This is the part
Starting point is 00:42:38 that like when you go like this in and out, that's what this nigga feel. That's my ass. You know what I'm saying? If y'all want to look at my pussy so bad, you should have want to see me when I was a motherfucker stripping I was proposing myself like, come see me. Now too bad. There it is. There's really nothing more to say about it than she explained it all.
Starting point is 00:42:59 We are still waiting for no one to send this picture over, but, because I need to confirm or deny whether I think it's a vagina or not. Because guys obviously might be confused, but Cardi B is saying it's not. Cardi B wants us to know that it's, it was not. The best part of this video was Offset, like, you could see Offset pop into the frame a little bit, like
Starting point is 00:43:20 in the doorway to the side. Because Cardi was filming herself in the mirror, and then there was the door by next to the mirror. And Offset popped in, like, kind of gave an eyeball and just heard her and was like, whoa, and pulled him, that was absolutely the best part of the video. We tweeted that out, and
Starting point is 00:43:37 I was dying. It was so funny. You just see quickly his head pop up, and then all of a sudden disappear. Yes. I mean, it was great. And look, Cardi is just explaining herself the way Cardi does. She said, you know, if you wanted to see that, she should have gone to see her when she was a stripper. Yeah, I mean, she's right.
Starting point is 00:44:02 Should have went. All right, we're looking at the picture now. Okay, we're zooming in. Okay, I mean, I could see how you would think that with the picture, but it's obviously not. that's just like in a weird spot. Yeah. Like your vagina doesn't go that low.
Starting point is 00:44:17 No. No, that would be a very long vagina. I was just thinking that. That would be way too long. It would just be like ass crack into vagina with no middle. You know what I mean? Like that's not her vagina. All right.
Starting point is 00:44:30 Let's move on. All right. So there you go. Cardi's a friend of herself. She was totally right. Yeah. Definitely not her vagina. Right.
Starting point is 00:44:36 All right. Looks like Cardi and Offset had a great night at the award show. I think Offset woke up to something he probably didn't love. No. A warrant was issued for his arrest because he allegedly smacked his cell phone out of a fan's hand at Target this past week. And this was this 18-year-old kid whipped out his phone to film Offset in Target. uh gibbons this kid uh told tm z that offset told him to get that fucking phone out of my face smack the phone phone cracked shattered now this kid uh he want you know wants offset to pay and because the phone is
Starting point is 00:45:31 valued at uh $800 it's considered a felony so the headlines are like arrest felony or arrest warrant out for Offset. When I saw that this morning, I was like, oh, fuck, what did he do? Like, holy shit. And then I read it was like, he smacked some 18-year-old kid's phone out of his hand and cracked his screen and now there's a warrant out for his arrest. That's why, that's why I got to be honest. I think this is ridiculous. I think it's ridiculous. I think he, I think Offset thinks it is too, because he tweeted and deleted that and seemed like he was not happy. Okay, because, listen, like you said, when I saw this, I too thought that. I was like, I said did something bad. I was like, what the fuck did Offset do? I see he smashed someone's phone on the ground that was in his face in Target. Now, listen, I don't think that you should smack anybody's phone out of their hands. If they're a fan, like, you wouldn't be who you are without your fans. So, you know, it's disrespectful. But who's to say this kid wasn't like really in Offset's face filming him? You know, you're in a store, you're a person and somebody's just filming your face. Maybe Offset had a little short temper. I was just like, get that.
Starting point is 00:46:39 that fucking thing out of my face. Yeah. Listen, it's not, it's not the best thing to do. You shouldn't do that. It's somebody else's phone and you probably don't care
Starting point is 00:46:48 about somebody else's phone because you have millions of dollars to buy a million phone if you want. But I think making headlines saying Offset committed a felony is out of control. It's crazy.
Starting point is 00:47:00 It's really crazy. And it makes it seem like something obviously way worse happened. but you also think they couldn't have resolved this some way else like Offset couldn't just pay the kid $800 to be like it fix your phone well that's what I'm saying the kid is obviously looking for money from a star right let's be honest here yeah and but I like like he
Starting point is 00:47:28 could just feel like Offset paid me for my 800 like yeah I guess or I'll sue you maybe maybe it's a little different yeah maybe maybe it has to go through the police like the police have to charge him and then they'll whatever he has to go in and then they can figure out something but but i mean there's like an active warrant out for like this guy really like this guy got his phone smashed at target by offset and then really immediately went to the cops or whoever to yeah like are you kidding damage of a property in the second degree which is a felony the sergeant from sandy springs Georgia said at this time
Starting point is 00:48:06 we've been in contact with his attorney and we're making arrangements for him to turn himself in at this time he has not turned himself in the warrant is still active if offset smashed my phone and a target I would come on the radio show and I would say offset smash my phone at Target
Starting point is 00:48:21 and then I wouldn't do anything if people are like you want to press charges I'd be like no it's fine yeah it's good whatever at the very least I would just want maybe the $800 for the phone maybe it's a new phone but I'm not going to press charges on you for smashing my phone when I was filming you in your face. You know?
Starting point is 00:48:39 Like if I was filming offset at Target, I actually wouldn't be surprised if you smashed my phone on the ground, you know? I don't know. It obviously, you look at both sides of it and it's fucked up to just smash somebody's phone on the ground. But also, you're going to go run and be like, press charges on him? Yeah. A little ridiculous.
Starting point is 00:49:00 But it is kind of like the same thing of what happened with Connor McGregor. Yeah, you're right. But it just seems very much over the top. Yeah, it's over the top. Would you? I guess celebs have to stop smashing people's phone and really doesn't ever end up well because the phones are valued at such a high price
Starting point is 00:49:18 that it ups like... True. This makes this a felony charge. Yeah, but then see, the thing is, if, like, say Offset didn't want to be filmed at that time and then he says to the guy, like, I don't want to be filmed right now, then Offset comes off.
Starting point is 00:49:34 like a dick. But then he smashed his phone, he comes off like a dick. Like, either way he's going to. So. Definitely just saying I don't want to be filmed right now is probably the way to go and probably you know, more respectful. Yeah. But I don't know. Maybe he was having a bad day. Yeah. You don't know. We got to talk about this GQ Australia shoot that
Starting point is 00:49:55 Liam Hemsworth just did. I'm assuming you've seen the photos. Oh, I've seen the photos. You see that wedding ring pop in those photos? He looks. Because that's what I witnessed. So, so good. He looked amazing. Truly a husband figure. Yeah, he is a vision.
Starting point is 00:50:15 A true vision. He is. Both Miley and him are vision. It's beautiful people on the earth. Obviously, Miley was posting the pictures on him. Instagram story. Gotta hype it up when your husband looks that good and does like a photo shoot that that's hot,
Starting point is 00:50:27 that is that hot, you post the crap out of it. That's what he's doing. And in the article, he was asked if he wants to when if he wants to have kids with Miley he said you couldn't bring a baby into our house
Starting point is 00:50:44 right now but one day we'll know when it's right but right now not for the time being he said he doesn't have a number in mind though but then he said 10 15 maybe 20 kids obviously a joke but I kind of hope they have 10 kids 20's a lot 20s 20s a lot
Starting point is 00:51:01 I mean nobody should be having 20 kids Let's be honest. Like 20 kids is way too much. Myling could go the Angelina Jolie route and just like have a, like her and Liam may have kids and then I could just see her adopting and just having a massive family with like all the animals that she's adopted. She already has so many animals. They're going to live on some massive farm. Maybe they have too many animals to have kids.
Starting point is 00:51:27 I think right now, I think right now Liam was like we have too many animals to bring a baby into the house. They're not going to get rid of the animals, though. No, but, no, but, you know, eventually. The animals die. Eventually animals die. Or maybe they'll hit a point where they do really want kids, and it's like, all right, well, maybe we move the animals elsewhere, or we do have, like, a farm situation or a different house situation,
Starting point is 00:51:54 and the animals stay in one place. And they just have so many dogs that it's just, they're never going to leave those dogs. They have so many dogs. I just, I love them. They'll always be my feet. favorite couple. I mean, Sophie Turner and Joe Jonas are obviously up there, but Liam Hemsworth and Miley Cyrus are from the beginning.
Starting point is 00:52:09 The last song, everything. These pictures... The pictures are so well. The pictures are so good. He's even, he looks great in a sweater. He's in a goddamn cable-knit sweater and he looks amazing. That lay was like his grandma knitted that sweater. You know what I'm talking about, though? The wedding ring is
Starting point is 00:52:25 just really popping in one of those pictures. He really popping out, and I love it. Just, he looks like he should be in a catalog for like a family with a husband and a wife and he's the husband. Yeah. It's that good. It's so good.
Starting point is 00:52:39 Obviously, you know, some of the dogs are in the pictures. He's got Mary Jane in one of them. It's just, it's just amazing. I want them to do a photo shoot together. It's only a matter of time. It's got to happen soon. They're both doing photo shoots left and right these days. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:56 I mean, you just did GQ. Why not do a little Vogue, Miley and Liam? Right. He also joked that he likes to kind of. of be in the back seat. He said, I don't mind taking a back seat. Sometimes I don't want to be the center of attention. I just want to sit in the back and be quiet and have no one bothered me.
Starting point is 00:53:13 And being around Chris and Miley, obviously they'll take some of the attention away. I love that. Checks out. Yeah. When your brother's Thor and your wife is Miley Cyrus. Hannah Montana. Who obviously take a back seat to some of their actions.
Starting point is 00:53:33 It still makes me happy to this day that Miley Cyrus turned out okay. You know, she went through her phase where everybody didn't know where it was going to swing. She could know Britney Spears. She could go Lindsay Lowhan. No, she's Miley. She's better than ever right now. Her and Liam are fantastic. The whole Cyrus family, we're forgetting about Billy Ray.
Starting point is 00:53:54 I mean, we forget about his hit song that I only listened to that one weekend. I never listened to that one weekend. Old Town Road. Old Town Road. I'd never listen to it again after that one weekend. The video of him singing it with Lil Nasax on stage with Diplo was pretty sick. Yeah, I listened to that song a million times in a row the first weekend it came out and I couldn't listen to it anymore. That song was like a shooting star.
Starting point is 00:54:17 The flame burned fast. It burned real fast. Like big but fast. Huge flame the day it came out. Sully burned as the weekend. Yeah. Oh, here's an actual count on the animals. seven dogs, two horses, two pigs, and at least three cats.
Starting point is 00:54:37 So I don't know what, I don't know what at least three means. Maybe that means there might be more. And then they wrote that they have more horses at their other home in Nashville as well. This is just at the place that they're renting in Malibu. I mean, the blue, the blue Prada with his blue eyes. My God. It's beautiful. My heart is melting.
Starting point is 00:54:57 It's beautiful. But that's a lot of animals. I wish I could see them all in one picture. I just want them to take one picture of all the animals combined. Good luck to that, getting all those animals in one photo, dogs, horses, pigs, cats. Yeah, I want to see it. I want to see them do it. I've launched in 2016 with a goal of honest guidance and better ingredients personalized to each individual.
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Starting point is 00:57:57 they were very close Janelle Janelle seems heartbroken over this she's posting on her Instagram about how upset she is about it because it seems like
Starting point is 00:58:05 her husband did this on his own without I mean this is consulting her but it's so fucked up because he posted on his own Instagram
Starting point is 00:58:16 trying to like defend himself about why he did this right he's like no matter what I'm going to defend my family like okay cool that doesn't mean you have to go take the dog
Starting point is 00:58:26 and kill the dog. There are so many alternative options. And he posted the video of like the dog snapping at his daughter. Yeah. They're sitting on the couch. It's just like learn animal behavior. The dog's sitting on the couch. Her, I don't know
Starting point is 00:58:42 if it was a girl or a boy dog nugget, but the ears are like totally pinback. You can tell that it's not that it's not okay. Right. He is pulling away from the kid and his daughter gets in the dog's face, like puts her whole face in the dog's face
Starting point is 00:58:59 while the dog's ears are pinned back. That's like dog 101. You don't, when the dog's ears are pinned back, you leave him alone, you calm him down. He didn't try and intervene. He just let his daughter get into the dog's face. And so, yeah, the dog snapped at her. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:59:14 But it, I mean, this is the thing. First of all, number one, this should be an automatic divorce. Like, you don't shoot the dog. You don't shoot the dog. I think she's scared of him. he threatens to like he Yeah, if he's shooting the dog
Starting point is 00:59:27 I mean what will he do to her? He's just a bad guy. It's so fucked up. He shouldn't be allowed back on MTV first of all. Like he shouldn't be on the show. I shouldn't be anywhere near any of them at all.
Starting point is 00:59:36 I think he's been kind of out. What kind of psychopath do you have to be? That's psychopath behavior. Shooting your dog because it bit your kid's face. My dog bites my brother's face all the time because my brother goes into my dog's face on purpose.
Starting point is 00:59:54 then my dog snaps at him. My dad has never been like, oh, I'm going to shoot the dog. Train your dog, train your kid. Like, you teach your kid, you teach your child when and how to interact with your dog. Clearly, they haven't done that. Dog probably wasn't trained properly either. And I think MTV's kind of been pulling away from him because there's been a lot of rumors that the production and film crew are actually scared of him because he's been on social media.
Starting point is 01:00:21 I would be terrified of him. if there's trespassers at his house that he'll shoot them and he doesn't care who you are and like he's just a bad dude he's a piece of shit and she's probably i i i'm assuming at this point now that she there's like a a fear factor into this a little bit like she she she's a little bit scared of him or what would happen if maybe she had had left but this is just like so disgusting and he had said that he there were rumors that jenelle had left and when she found out that this had happened And it's crazy because police can't do anything unless Janelle files a report herself against him. Like they, there's nothing else.
Starting point is 01:01:07 Like the police were like, we can't just take social media reaction of this guy killing it. Like it's not good enough for them to arrest him or anything. So it's like if she doesn't act on it, then it's just now like animal control it seems like is getting involved. I mean, they both. They both suck because if she's not going to say anything, she's not going to do anything, then she also sucks. You know what I'm saying? Like, oh, you're going to post a sappy Instagram post, but you're not going to get him arrested for shooting a dog in your home? TMZ said that sources close to the case tell us animal control is sending an officer to the couple's house Thursday with a mission. Confirm the dog is dead and verified Janelle and David have possession of the dog's corpse.
Starting point is 01:01:50 It's unclear what if any legal action could be taken after that, but it likely won't be an easy visit for animal control. This guy has reacted aggressively when authorities have showed up at his house before. So it's just... Honestly, it makes me nauseous thinking about this. Like, they're going to show up and I don't even want to get into it. Literally, this is what they wrote. The Columbus County Sheriff's Department made it clear.
Starting point is 01:02:15 The only way they'll take action is if Janelle files a police report. Okay, Janelle. Maybe file a fucking police report. File the police report. Your husband took your two-year-old dog that you loved, dragged it outside and just shot it and shot it dead. The thing is, though, like, you are saying the fear factor of it, but, like, she needs to go tell somebody she's, if that is the case, tell somebody she's afraid.
Starting point is 01:02:39 Also file the police report. Do it all at once. It's just really sad to follow the whole thing because she doesn't have, like, her life has always been tough. She doesn't really have any support system. She's got her husband who's clearly a horrible human being. Scary, horrible human being. So it's like where do you turn?
Starting point is 01:02:56 And obviously it makes people so upset because now this is just going to go away. Like nothing's going to happen to this guy. It's disgusting. The whole thing is gross. He's trash. He's really trash. And hopefully they won't be on MTV. But we'll see.
Starting point is 01:03:10 Neither of them should ever be on MTV ever again. I agree. Blake lively is pregnant. And obviously, Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds are up there for one of the best couples. A lot of people are in the running, but they're up there. The more babies they have, too, the higher they go. I'm like, oh, they just, they're creating such an adorable little family.
Starting point is 01:03:32 Now they're on baby number three. They already have a four-year-old and a two-year-old. And Blake just whipped out that baby bump at the Detective Pikachu premiere. I don't think anybody had an inkling that she, was pregnant. I did not hear any rumblings, any rumors, no nothing. I'm scrolling through Twitter and I just see a video from Variety on the red carpet and there she is in that beautiful yellow dress and she's just like showing off the bump. I was like, damn, she's pregnant and like, she's pregnant. She's got a substantial bump right now. She's super pregnant. I don't know how
Starting point is 01:04:10 she's been hiding it this whole time. Right. Like I guess, I guess we really just haven't seen her anywhere. you kind of forget but clearly she hasn't been or I would assume maybe once she started showing she kind of laid back and was not seen out as much yeah I guess I guess so because we just figured it out last night and I mean I guess we've just not been paying attention to Blake lively
Starting point is 01:04:32 like we should be yeah because maybe we would have figured it out sooner and they're and they just grow and grow as goals because they're like kind of the anti-Hollywood couple Like they have a house in Bedford, New York. They live like this very low-key life. A source had said to people that they've been nesting for quite a while now. They moved to the suburbs. They also picked a very traditional kind of house for people who work in Hollywood.
Starting point is 01:05:02 They wanted a house with character, not a trendy modern house. Their place is very homey. Lively is very domestic. So it's just like they live on this beautiful, I'm sure it's a beautiful house would land in like Westchester and it's just what a life now they're having baby number three they just shot down here for the detective Pikachu premiere they're great honestly those two those are the two that if they end it oh I just don't know I just don't know what I would do it would all hope for love would be over for me we rarely see their kids too like they keep them
Starting point is 01:05:37 very on the low and we did the last time we saw them I think was for Ryan's Hall of Fame star Star on the Hall of Fame and they're just so cute these little blonde nuggets with their little curl. I'm excited to see I kind of hope they have a boy. Yeah, that would be exciting. Wouldn't that be exciting because they already have
Starting point is 01:05:58 She looked fantastic by the way. I can't I can't stop thinking about how good she looked. I know. The yellow, it was just perfect. She's like a ray of sunshine. The picture, she just smiles and you just feel happy too. That's the kind of person Blake Lively is. And she, I love, you know, the yellow, maybe a little nod to Pikachu. Yeah. That's what I picked up from it.
Starting point is 01:06:19 I thought that's what she was doing. She had like the big curly hair. She looked fantastic. She looked great. Ryan Reynolds, of course. There was actually two pregnancy reveals, which kind of sucks because we also found out that Kira Knightley is pregnant with her second child. And she's also very pregnant, so she's been hiding.
Starting point is 01:06:34 Well, Kira Knightley stays under the radar anyway. Totally. Totally. Totally does. But it's just, they both happen at the same time. So it's like one, you had these two big reveals, two pregnant ladies. Karen Knightley's having her second kid. Blake's having her third. And I do kind.
Starting point is 01:06:53 I'll be interested to see if they have another girl or a boy. Because Ryan has previously, I keep calling him Ryan, with like a way like I'm friends with him. Ryan. Ryan said before that he'd be happy if he could have nine daughters. That's an old quote for me. He's like, hey, having a daughter is amazing. If I could have nine daughters, I would. So maybe he just wants a whole house full of ladies.
Starting point is 01:07:16 And that's beautiful. So cute. I'm so happy for them. I'm happy for them, too. That's a couple I'd want to double date with. Yeah. Remember when, what's Emily Blunt and John Crosinski, they were doing like the double date thing.
Starting point is 01:07:29 You lost, unfortunately. Yeah, when I tried to enter that contest. Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds, I think I'd enter the contest. Oh, totally. John Cresinski, I wasn't going to enter it. But Blake lively and Ryan Reynolds, I'd put it. I'd put a foreman. For sure. They just seem, they seem very low key.
Starting point is 01:07:43 Yeah. Very low key, which is, like we said, very hard to do. And, you know, I believe they have some kind of apartment down downtown Manhattan. Obviously, I'm coming down, whatever. I actually forget where exactly it is. I just remember that one time I was, it was like two octobers ago. and I was on a party bus with some of my friends to the hunt
Starting point is 01:08:13 which is like a horse event in New Jersey and it was early in the morning and we were going to the Holland Tunnel and there was Ryan Reynolds just for a brisk walk on a chilly morning So I feel like they do do that I feel like he was just out on the street just going for a walk
Starting point is 01:08:30 They could blend it I think Totally I think they absolutely can blind it Especially in New York City like throw like a hat on. It's so easy in New York City because you just, if you're walking fast enough, nobody really notices. Blake probably way harder.
Starting point is 01:08:45 But Ryan like toss a hat, sunglasses, like a big jacket or something. That's how Leo gets around. You may be, yeah, like, you'll have people like me maybe look twice and be like, was that? Ryan Reynolds? Ryan Reynolds? Yeah. Like I said, everybody just keeps on with their day.
Starting point is 01:09:01 When Leonardo DiCaprio was getting a cab right outside the office. just casually Leonardo Caprio was just grabbing a cap. It's just like the other day when Brett said that Brie Larson was just in the Macha place around the corner. Right after the premiere of the Avengers. It was just like right after the time 100 gala, she was just popping in for a little matra drink.
Starting point is 01:09:22 She was in, she was out. And Brett was like, yeah, I saw Brie Larson in the Macha place. Crazy. New York City. Wow, where dreams are made of. Just a great place. They're everywhere. They're everywhere.
Starting point is 01:09:31 They're everywhere. But that also shows why Bluarsonelson. Blake and Ryan did, like, buy a house that's close to Manhattan, but not in Manhattan. So they kind of have their little suburban lifestyle that they rock. Apparently, you know, they're seeing at local restaurants. And it's just very nice. That is nice. Hopefully we'll run into them one day.
Starting point is 01:09:50 It's a town where a lot of other celebs live, apparently. I'm trying to get down there. Yeah, it's like the little New York Oasis town where other, where other celebs go to settle down. Isn't that nice? Yeah, that is nice. Apparently Martha Stewart lives very close for them. Wow. Martha Stewart, she's someone I'd like to bump into.
Starting point is 01:10:09 Mm-hmm. Right? Ralph Lauren, Bruce Willis, Michael Douglas, Catherine Zeta Jones, all other people that have lived in this town. You know, I was just watching the Friends episode last night with Bruce Willis. Really? Or the multiple of Friends episodes with Bruce Willis. For God he was in it.
Starting point is 01:10:24 And all of a sudden, Jennifer Hannison and Bruce Willis were making out on the couch. So true. So good. But I got to get down there because I want to bump into them. Yeah. I'm acting. I got to get down there. I could literally go right after this.
Starting point is 01:10:35 I don't have to be like, make a trip out of it. We have great news. Kim Kardashian and Paraselton are collaborating. Unreal. Unreal. Paraselton and Kim Kardashian. If you don't know their past relationship, Kim Kardashian worked for Paraseltin. Kim Kardashian was Parasdleton's closet organizer.
Starting point is 01:10:55 So that's how she started out. And then obviously the sex tape. But then they also like had a fallout. Yeah. They weren't friends. Because Paris, she had that, like, quote that'll just never die when she said that Kim's ass reminded her of cottage cheese inside a big trash bag. Oh. So that kind of doesn't fit well with the new song.
Starting point is 01:11:17 No, it sure doesn't. Clearly they've done a spin. Paris and Kim are now seen together a lot. Honestly, Paris is, like, invited to all family events. She's always there. So now Kim was spotted. on Thursday she was all glammed up because they are shooting a music video for Paris's new single with Dmitri Vegas and like Mike which is entitled best friend's ass my best friends ass just best
Starting point is 01:11:50 friends ass yep um it looks like it's going to be an epic music video because not only is Kim going to be in it but there were Derek Barry who's from RuPaul's drag race Britney Spears impersonator he was there on set decked out in a full I'm I'm a slave for you Britney outfit there's a lot of drag queens shirtless hunks and snakes on set says TMZ TMZ said there's lots of snakes hmm so there should be a wild one this should be a wild one which I'm very excited for
Starting point is 01:12:28 I wonder if it'll just be Kim's ass yeah do you think First of all, it's going to be Kim Kardashian's ass all over the place. I think it's hilarious that in her Vogue questions, she said she wants people to stop focusing on her ass, but then she just keeps posting ass shots and is doing a song Best Friends ass. If you do, which is funny because I bet you she could spin it like, oh, Paris just like really asked me to do this. And she's just a dear old friend.
Starting point is 01:12:56 And this has been in the works for a long time. So, best friends asked. We'll see because I'm hoping that the cinematography is kind of like, who had a music video that was literally just all ass? Cardi B, right? It was just all asses shaken. I'm assuming this video was just going to be Kim's ass in all different kinds of ways. Yeah, well, I figure it's going to be like Kim's ass in different places.
Starting point is 01:13:23 Yeah, like it's just a music video. Kim's ass in various locations. Yeah, various locations, which is going to be great. It's probably going to be the most watch music video ever. It's going to get a ton more views than Little Dicky's Earth. I could say that. This could be another break the internet moment for Kim Kardashian. She's always breaking the internet, but this really will do it.
Starting point is 01:13:41 Especially because it's with Paracelton. It's fucking Paraselton. Totally overlooking the fact that Paraselton is singing a song called Best Friends' Ass. We've been wanting Paraselton to get back in the music game. Or I don't know if you have, I definitely have. just because she's had some of those old songs are just like so bad but good, you know? Right. Do you, if you had to make a guess of how this is going to go.
Starting point is 01:14:07 How do you think it's going to go? I'm hoping it's just a raunchy, stars are blind. And it's going to be how, like it's going to be EDM, right? Because it's like with, you know, because she's collaborating with DJs. This is probably something that she can play in the club because, you know, she's a DJ now as well. But hopefully she's singing on the track. I think it's just going to be like, Best Friends ass.
Starting point is 01:14:30 I hope so. Because that's like, boom, boom, yeah. Like a little bit of a thing. Throw some like heavy bass. There's going to be heavy bass. There could be like a drop. And then at festivals it'd be like, Best Friendsette.
Starting point is 01:14:42 Boom, boom, boom, boom. And then everyone, boom, boom. And then everyone just starts to work out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, you could put that, put that song in something, something, like a boom, boom, boom. Yeah, true. So true.
Starting point is 01:14:55 So true. And then. I'm just picturing Kim's ass. And then Kim's ass is jiggling back and forth. And then they perform this at concerts. And then everybody in the crowd is like, and then their butts are flying everywhere. This could sweep the nation.
Starting point is 01:15:09 We wrote this whole song already, and I feel like it's going to be, when we listen to it, when it comes out, it's going to be totally different. That's okay. But looking forward to it. Looking forward to it. Yeah, I mean, I'm definitely looking forward to it.
Starting point is 01:15:22 I'm hoping it's going to come out soon, but we obviously have to wait. Yeah, they're just filming it. So they're just filming it now. Secret Project, she said on her Instagram. It's funny that Paris wrote Secret Project with Kim Kardashian, but then just totally wrote
Starting point is 01:15:36 like what it is, what it was. You know, like there's fire emojis, a blonde princess, a brunette princess, music notes. And then I can't stop looking at my hashtag best friend's ass. Made it clear as day. They're not like not a secret project.
Starting point is 01:15:48 She totally told us what she was doing. Yeah, it's not a see. Hey, everybody, I'm doing a secret project and it's called Best Friends Ass and Kim Kardashian's and her ass is going to be everywhere and it's definitely not a secret. Definitely not a secret. So that's exciting.
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Starting point is 01:17:36 at the top of the home page and type in Chicks. That's shipstation.com enter Chicks. Shipstation. Get ship done. Finally this week, we got the act finale. Now, we've been waiting to talk about the show for a little bit just because we wanted to see all the episodes before we talked about it. The last time we talked about it, I watched the first episode. You gave me homework and you said, you need to watch the first episode of the act. I gave you homework and I said, you need to watch the dirt. You watch the dirt. I started watching the act.
Starting point is 01:18:10 Automatically got hooked and the season finale premiered this week on Hulu. Now let's bring it back. Now let's bring it back to the beginning. Yeah. This show right from the beginning had me hooked because it gave me the hebie-jeebies like no other. No other show or movie has given me this weird of a feeling, and I loved it. Yeah, and it is very creepy because obviously, based on a real story, but, you know, Hulu made it very clear that a lot of the stuff was dramatized or fictionalized
Starting point is 01:18:42 because they didn't really have any access to, or maybe they did have access, but they just didn't want it, I don't know. like the act did not consult with Gypsy or her family or anything so like they there wasn't on any really inside scoop it's the actors had to work with obviously there's documentaries about it there's interviews with them you can watch and things like that but there was never there was never any kind of collaboration which is why people were kind of struggling with it because Gypsy said that she didn't like it. Like, obviously she can't watch it in jail.
Starting point is 01:19:28 And maybe she'll watch it when she comes out. But even Gypsy's stepmother said that she said, quote, untruthful telling doesn't help. She said it doesn't help Gypsy's time in prison and it doesn't help her family. I guess her family, or at least her stepmother kind of said that they, thought Gypsy was portrayed with a little bit more of a deviant role than real life. Like the step mom cited like the shoplifting stuff and how like Gypsy was kind of complacent to all of it. And then so her stepmom was like Gypsy was being portrayed as the one who
Starting point is 01:20:11 tried to encourage her mom to steal something for her. That came from D.D. D.D. was the fraudulent individual. And then she, you know, made it very clear that Gypsy was an unwilling participant who was scared to death of her mom, which is so true. So it's like, it's hard because Gypsy's obviously still alive. She's in jail. This is, didn't happen that long ago. Right. But they made a whole dramatized version of what happened. Does not take away from the fact that it was a great show. Just like so well done, acting so good. That's what I'm having trouble with, is separating the fact that it was a real, a real life thing that happened and a show.
Starting point is 01:20:51 Because I'm watching the show and I'm like, this is so fucked up. And then I remember that it really, it really, it really, really, just straight up fake. Yeah. But somebody DM me and said that she was in high school around the time that this happened and that it was wild. Yeah. Wild. Like,
Starting point is 01:21:06 finding out that Gypsy could walk. Right. Turn people's worlds upside down. I can't even imagine. The one thing that I, I want to know, which is why I'm going to watch the HBO documentary, so I can, I get the information from them is why Gypsy couldn't tell somebody that what her mom was doing to her. Like my mom, like my mom made me believe that this is what I had. Because I kind of felt like it was just so completely brainwashed.
Starting point is 01:21:36 And even obviously, like we said, the show was not completely accurate, just like, you know, facts-wise. but you could even just see from the way interactions happened that she was probably afraid of what her mom would do or say because it was like D.D.'s way or the highway. You know, there was no, and it's just crazy. It's just so, it's impossible to get in her headspace, right? It's impossible to know what she was thinking. because she was so, I feel like so totally brainwashed.
Starting point is 01:22:21 It's like the one person you're supposed to trust the most in your life. Your mom was supposed to care for you and whatever and was just straight up lying to you forever. But she was sick. It's just, but the show itself was just cast so well. Oh, so good. Archette was so good. like so creepy
Starting point is 01:22:45 both of them both of them Joey King was so phenomenal and she is you know she's been asked because obviously
Starting point is 01:22:54 it's kind of hard for her too like what Gypsy's saying no I am not okay with this happening she said you know when she got out like possible legal action
Starting point is 01:23:03 could be taken but it's like she's like I hope maybe she'll watch it and understand it's so hard because they never had any and they've obviously
Starting point is 01:23:12 never had had any interaction, but Joey had all this material to work off of. And she just played it so, like, her acting was just so good. Yeah, she was phenomenal, honestly. I don't know. Like, it's just insane that she was able to put herself in that position. And we have to give a special shout out to the guy who played Nick. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:23:34 Oh, my God. Also phenomenal acting. Phenomenal. Because he scared the shit out of me. He so creepy. Kael, uh, Kael, um, worthy. just top-notch from this kid. And it sucks because he's such a great actor and I'm like, I'm so scared of him. I don't want to be scared of him. I'm scared of, you know, the guy that he was. But he really did a phenomenal job, I think, showing that they really just, you know, their brains didn't work like other people's did. They both had the minds of like a 16-year-old and gypsy, who even knows. Her mom was just lying all the time. We don't really know. It is insane, the whole thing.
Starting point is 01:24:16 But what was your favorite part about watching it all? Oh, man. I mean, the, like we said, I felt like I was on the edge of my seat the entire time watching it. I think all the times that Joey had kind of scenes on her own were. so good and so freaky. Like when she, this was more towards the beginning, but when she had the whole teeth situation
Starting point is 01:24:50 happened and she was in the mirror like looking at her teeth and was just like sobbing. I was like, it was just so good. And then even more towards the end like this last episode, they flashed back to right after
Starting point is 01:25:07 Nick stab Dede and like Joey somehow was able to get her whole body to like shake and convulse as they were trying to clean the knife and like and Kaelum as Nick was just like so he was like freaked out
Starting point is 01:25:27 but then happy but then it was just so freaky so many so many emotions all at once it was so good I can't believe there was people out there that was saying it was bad but Noah what did you think I forgot that I wanted to ask Noah because he watched it as well but he stopped watching i like the first few and then like i just felt like this the order of it kind of got weird once he killed or once he killed her yeah i kind of fell off after that it was
Starting point is 01:25:54 they did it in in an interesting way because it wasn't totally like full chronological but i think that was on purpose so that you watched all eight episodes right like so which is what i was saying like real like they they showed obviously that there was a death like right at the beginning when the show started. Right. But you didn't actually see that plot line like happen until the last episode. But it was it was going back and forth. You saw her in like you know in jail after she after they were arrested and back and forth and you know her being interviewed and her with her lawyer. And you saw all of that before you actually saw like what happened when right after Nick had stabbed her and then and then they had tried to run away.
Starting point is 01:26:42 But it was really just such a well done, I thought, show. Obviously, just a limited series. But like we said, all the acting is so good. And I thought Anna Sophia Rob crushed it. She was really good. She was also really good. It was great seeing her back, actually, because I feel like she's someone we haven't seen since. Yeah, in a while.
Starting point is 01:27:07 In a while. and I thought she was really great. I want to see more from her, actually. I think that she's a great actress. But it was so weird seeing her, like, grown up almost. And she actually grows up by the end of the show, too. Right. So she's even more grown up.
Starting point is 01:27:21 Right. But the whole, I don't know. I kind of agree with Noah that I really, really like the beginning episodes. And then there was like a lull period. But then this, the finale, when I said to you, I was like, oh, I was a little bored. And then I stopped watching. to come to work. What we just watched was really good.
Starting point is 01:27:41 Exactly. The way they built it up like with the music. Yes. Yes. And then I was like, wait, I have to finish. Because Fran was like, wait, you didn't see they actually show the killing. Well, it was funny because you were like, yeah, I watched. It was like kind of boring.
Starting point is 01:27:52 And I was like, you thought them in the bathroom after they killed her was boring? Yeah. You were like, I didn't see that part. I stopped because I had to come to work so I didn't finish it. But I was like halfway through it. And I stopped when Lacey. mom went to go visit her in jail and then I stopped it and that was right before
Starting point is 01:28:12 the killing scene. So I obviously watched it, me and Noah watched it and I think it went back to being like obviously the suspenseful show it was because they're actually showing what happened. Oh my God. Keepy-jeebies all over the place. I feel bad for that guy because I feel like he can never do anything
Starting point is 01:28:28 else without like everyone being terrified of him. I know. I know. That's the one thing that I said like he's going to have to do like a sitcom or something. He's so great and I'm just afraid of him. Like, if he was to come in for an interview. But it's also, it's also, we're, like, just because we're older, we don't realize, but, like, that guy is a Disney actor.
Starting point is 01:28:50 He's from Austin and Alley. So he kind of already did the 180 flip. So he's got, like, the cheesy stuff. He knows how to do it. This was him showing the dark side, which was crazy. Yeah, he's clearly a fantastic actor. He was actually in the movie that Rohn was in. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:29:08 That's him. So he, yeah, he was in Disney. Austin and Allie he was on. And he was like the super goofy character, like the most goofy on the show. I remember that. That was like when it was ending for me, Disney Channel. Yeah. So yeah, he was just showing how great of an actor he is.
Starting point is 01:29:24 And I think the same with Joey King because we usually see Joey King and a lot of Disney stuff. Yeah. It's where she started off. The kissing booth. If you think you don't know who Joey King is, you do. Because she, that, when she was a little girl, she was in everything. Like so many different guest spots on shows, movies. You've definitely seen her before.
Starting point is 01:29:41 Dark Night Rises. Dark Night Rises. And then she did the Kissing Booth on Netflix, which is just so different than the act. And now she's going to go back to filming the Kissing Booth, two. Yep. Crazy. And I just like to say, Joey King, we'd like a little update of what happened with you and what's his name, her boyfriend. We never got an update.
Starting point is 01:30:00 I think about it all the time. That was like one of your favorite couples. I really, I really did. I really did like them. And it sucks because, and I don't know if they started filming the kissing booth too. But, you know, Jacob Ellery is supposed to be in it, I believe. So we'll see what happens because that'll be interesting when they have to get back together for maybe the movie. But you never know what direction they could take the kissing booth to.
Starting point is 01:30:29 Maybe they're just straight up broken up in the kissing booth too. But anyway, she absolutely crushed this. I think I'll be very disappointed if she doesn't get award season love for this. And obviously Patricia Arquette, because she, every time Patricia Arquette does limited series stuff, I feel like she always gets the attention because it's just so freaking good. I mean, she transformed into a whole new person for D.D. 100%. So where do you stand on the whole gypsy victim or villain situation?
Starting point is 01:31:03 I mean, I've always fallen into the victim category Just because like she Her She was just so manipulated And I know obviously I know the story and I've watched I've watched some things But I haven't done like as much of a deep dive documentary wise into it
Starting point is 01:31:23 So it's hard because like we said This show was not 100% obviously accurate to what happened But they did base a lot of stuff off real footage so like when Gypsy was being interrogated, I guess, right when they were brought in to the police station. And they were asking, like, did you have anything to do with this and all this stuff? Like, they have, you know, tapes of that. So that's something that Joey King was able to go off of. And it's just so clear that her, she did just did not work the way other people worked.
Starting point is 01:32:00 Because having that all happened and then being like, like, am I going to be able to see the new Star Wars movie? Like, clearly you're not... Right. Like, clearly something is wrong. I agree with that completely because people are like... She murdered her mom. She got somebody to murder her mom.
Starting point is 01:32:16 She does not know how to live as a human being. No. Like, she had her mom tell her everything was wrong with. Like, she wasn't raised properly in any way, shape, or form. Her mind does not think like other people. So she got somebody to kill her mom. And obviously, it's super fucked up. but at the same time,
Starting point is 01:32:35 she was not, her mind did not work like anybody else's because she was raised under, basically under, like a prisoner. Yeah. And it's not like she got off Scott Free, right? She's in jail.
Starting point is 01:32:49 She's in jail. She's doing the time for what she was, you know, sentenced for. I think it was like secondary murder. Right. And obviously Nick is in there
Starting point is 01:33:01 for life with no parole. I mean, he actually killed her. He's the one who actually killed her. Yeah. So it'll, it's very interesting. From a total standpoint, like removed, this is a dramatized version of real life stuff. So good. Yeah, it is good.
Starting point is 01:33:20 Recommend watching if you didn't. I really do. Because we didn't spoil anything. No, even like all the background stuff. Everything is out there. The flashbacks to when she was little. It was great. Like, obviously.
Starting point is 01:33:31 just done very well. Very, very well. I'm trying to think of what my favorite part of it was. Yours was the teeth. But I don't know. I don't know. I liked Lacey and Gypsy's interactions a lot. Yeah, yeah. Totally.
Starting point is 01:33:48 I like that a lot because you got to see how Gypsy really didn't know how to be like. She wanted to be like Lacey. The phone call when she called Lacey first time in jail. kind of broke my heart. Yeah. That was at the end. I know. It was what a crazy, crazy show, but so good. So good. Highly recommend. Yeah. Definitely watch it. All right. That wraps up today's episode. We hope you have a fantastic Monday, a fantastic week. Don't forget. The merch link is in the
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