Chicks in the Office - Return of 'Dicks in the Office' (ft. Porsha Williams)

Episode Date: May 2, 2019

The Jonas Brothers tour (2:33-6:04). 50 Cent/Lala drama (7:29-16:26). Justin Bieber teases new song with Ed Sheeran + will he attend the Met Gala with Hailey? (17:05-30:56). Pete Davidson walks out of comedy club after owner jokes about Ariana Grande & Kate Beckinsale (33:13-42:39). Instagram is testing out hiding the "like" count on posts (43:07-49:42). 'Dicks in the Office' with Caleb & Rone makes its return – talking the new office, celebrities wanting to be geniuses, Meagan Good's eyebrows + Ria debuts her new rap single (50:03-1:25:35). 'Game of Thrones' episode 3 recap (1:27:36-1:54:42). 'Vanderpump Rules' finale recap (1:55:03-2:10:39) Interview with Real Housewife of Atalanta Porsha Williams – talking the baby shower, the wedding, her relationship with Kandi + her favorite hot dogs (2:12:52-2:32:01). Follow us on Instagram @chicksintheoffice and on Twitter @chicksintheoff.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/chicks-in-the-office

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All right, guys, we are super pumped about this episode today. It's really a great episode. We got Dix in the Office back. Caleb and Roan joined us again. And let me say, back and better than ever. Back, fully back. I think this was one of my favorite ones too. Me too.

Caleb Aron, back better than ever. And we may have had a new song. A new production. New production starring me by me. Starring you, by you. By you pushed by Fran. Correct. My manager.

My manager, Fran. So make sure you listen to that because it's fantastic. And Fran, the Jonas Brothers. Tour. We're going on tour, baby. We're going on tour. We're going on tour. I'm super stoked.

All the North American tour dates were announced. I got two dates circled on my calendar right now. The Philly Show is April, August 18th, and MSG, August 29th. Very excited. Tickets go on sale next week. And boy, was I happy when I saw. that is presented by like American Air and Mastercard. I got that card.

Yeah. And guess he's getting those pre-sale tickets. I will be. We are pre-sale all over it. Hopefully I can get tickets to both nights with that. If not, I'm going to have to get my mom on the case. Yeah, but you know what? It's going to happen, Fran.

They also launched their merch. Yeah. Yep. They launched their merch and we definitely bought them. We definitely bought a lot. It's not shipping until June 7th, but hey, I'm ready for whenever it comes. And I hate to brag, but either somebody fucked up on their end or we just got in early, but they had a very cool crew neck, like tie-dye sweatshirt and sweatpants set. And we got it at $60 for each piece.

When my friend tried to go buy it, they raised it to 80. So either they fucked up to begin with or so many people were buying it that they were like, we got it. kind of jack the price up. And you know what? We hesitated. And I was like, you know what, let's just do it now. Thank God we did. I'm so glad that we did. We got him at that early price. And yeah, unfortunately, it's not shipping until June 7th when the album comes out. But that's okay because we'll be so happy when it arrives. Obviously, I got the Nick Jonas vinyl. It's interesting because you can buy, they're selling vinals, actual CDs, and cassette tapes. And each cover is the same of like the Jonas Brothers Happiness begins.

But there's three different types for each brother. So, like, you can buy the Joe one, the Kevin one, the Nick one. I hope people buy the Kevin one. Yeah, that's what I said to you before. I said, do you think that Kevin, Nick, and Joe are going to check how many each person bought of each one? People will buy the Kevin one. People, I mean, there are a lot of Kevin one out there. It's just funny because it looks like the Joe and Nick pictures were taken from, like, the same photo shoot situation.

Like, the backdrop looks like it's outside or something. but Kevin's looks like a very well-lit studio. It's like a white wall. It looks like a very professional photo shoot. It's okay. Kevin needs a photo shoot. I love it. Kevin looks great.

He does. He looks great. They all look great. The merch is great. I bought way too many things, but I just couldn't resist. I really couldn't resist. I don't even want to know when next week ends how much I will have spent on tickets and merch. It'll be a lot.

Don't even add it up. Just keep going. Just keep trucking along. Just keep trucking along. All right. We're going on tour. Okay. We're going on tour.

We're going on tour. I'm so excited. I should just... I wish I could just be like a groupie and just like drive my car around America with them. Everybody, I'm looking for a new host of chicks in the office because Fran just said she just wants to be a Jonas brother groupie. I mean, that would be great content. Send your submissions to add chicks in the office and let us know. Realistically, it wouldn't work.

I wouldn't be able to drive fast enough because they fly. But if only. Yeah, if only, but I'm just putting that offer out there. New host, new host, opening job, submissions at Chicks in the Office. At Chicks in the Office. But, Fran, we got to get into the episode because it is jam-packed. Sorry, not people are good for the super long episode today. Yeah, we're not sorry about it because we know the stuff in it is great stuff.

And we want you to get as much as you can before the weekend just to prepare you. So, Fran, let's get into it. We have the Game of Thrones recap. We have the 50 Cent and Lala Kent Randall drama summed up for you. Beber, we talk about his maybe collaboration with Ed Shearhan. We also talk about the Met Gala and this year's theme. Pete Davidson walked out of his Connecticut show. We talk about Instagram, maybe changing, showing the amount of likes.

We have the Vanderpump Rules Recap. We also have Dix in the office with Caleb Miron. And we also have a fantastic interview with Portia Williams from Real Housewives of Atlanta, whose special Porsche is having a baby is on Sunday nights. Yes. So let's get into it, Fran. Starting off with 50 Cent and Lala. We have to talk about 50 Cent, Lala, Lala, Ken's fiancé, Randall, and Lala.

It was quite confusing at first, but I think that everything has been cleared up now. So we'll start from the beginning. 50 Cent posted a video of Lala talking on Vanderpump Rules. It's been in the episode. talking about how she got a rangeover from Randall. Yeah, first night. Yeah, first night. And basically 50 cent called it the Ho Olympics or whatever he called it.

He said, you will. Shoot, something about the fourth quarter. We're in the fourth quarter. Ho's are winning. Whatever. Posted this clip of La La La. And then proceeded to go on an Instagram takedown of Randall where he just kept posting things about him and how he owes him money.

and that he used to be his guy, but he's getting played by Lala, and that he owes 50 cent money. And then Randall stepped in, obviously, and basically was like, you're going to get me a heart attack. I got to go to the doctor and get stress tests. It was back and forth. 50 cents making Randall go get stress tests. Yeah, it's, it was so bizarre because it seemed like,

it seemed like they had some disagreement from the beginning. Randall and 50 have worked together because Randall is also a producer on power and I think they've worked together in the past but Lala there's just so much like back and forth stuff deleted like Lala originally commented on 50s first post like calling him out saying like oh you like you think you're so cool like you think you're such a thug

but you're watching Bravo like who's real you know yeah um she that's you know that was not up for long and then 50 went on 50 was posting screenshots of texts that were so

sad because Randall was literally begging he was like my health I can't like why are you doing this to me he must have an auto correct error because he kept calling 50-fifty and that Fafti just ran with that. Rannell.

Randall became a joke as soon as he sent Fafty as a text. Because there was no way he was going to get out of that. Because people don't care what's going on. If you spell something wrong, they're running with it. Right. Randall created an entire different person. Like Randall single-handly created troll Fafty. Yes.

Like that is 50 cents troll personat, like troll persona just went all in. Meanwhile, I was just learning new things left and right because somebody commented on Randall's ex-wife's Instagram, Amber Childers, and said, did you see 50's post today? And she wrote back, yes, 50 cents at best. Ho's winning. I guess if that's what you call it.

Randy got what he wanted. I'm, either I'm living under a rock or I just really never looked into it that much. I had no idea that Randall's ex-wife was the girl that plays Candace and you. Not a clue. I saw that and was like, holy shit. That's the mother of his kids?

Yeah. It is pretty wild, although you are a lot more taken back by it than I am. I'm just like, whatever, it's his ex-wife. I just, I was under the impression that his ex-wife was not famous. But I clearly I was incorrect. I mean, guys got money. I mean, so, so, you know, she's on you. She's talking shit to Lala.

And so, like, Rans going back to 50, like, now my ex-wife is involved. I mean, everybody was getting involved. James Kennedy commented. He was laughing up a storm. He probably got a kick out of it. 50 was threatening. Violence.

50 was getting wild with it. He trolled Randall out of a million dollars, basically, because today, Randall paid 50 cent the money. And 50 cent was not going to stop until Randall paid him the money. He wasn't going to stop. This was going to keep going and going and going. And 50 cent is very great. at trolling. He is an ultimate troll. Because he just got a million dollars out of Randall. I think that at

this point, Randall could have not owed 50 cent a million dollars and 50 cent could trick Randall him to thinking he owed him a million dollars. I don't know what the exact story is, but I know that he's got the money now and it took some trolling to get it. It was like there was a loan situation and it seemed like it had to be paid over over six years but then it's just the first text that that 50 had wrote back to him

was not the first one but one that he sent in his screenshot was get the fuck out of here Randall you told your girl to say that bullshit because when we had dinner it was to talk about EIF directing you fucking loser did you tell her you owed me a million dollars over six years

keep playing with me and get you a fucking head cracked in front of everybody. Yikes. Yikes. So, you know, he... Also, I love this text from Randall. Fifth. I agree to all terms. Can you please stop posting? Money will be there in the AM.

I love that 50s nickname is FIF. FIF. FIF. FIF. Like, hey, fifth. I mean, the whole thing was very funny. Highly entertaining. Sucks for Lala because she had to shut off all her comments. and everything because people are going after them, obviously, going after Lala.

This has nothing really to do with Lala. Yeah. You know, I mean, it's not, it's not Lala's fault Randall wanted to give her a Rang Rover and all this stuff. Right. She's just taking it. 50. Yeah, and it's just like, he was giving us updates, like as throughout the weekend.

Like, then it was, Randall sent him 250,000, probably hoping that that would hold him off for a while. And he was like, no, I want all of it. He also texted him saying that he asked 50 to be in his wedding He was like, she is my fiance And I asked you to be in my wedding last week And he goes, fuck that I told you I wasn't fucking with you. What the fuck would you want me in your wedding for?

Like I ain't got shit else to do. Get the fuck out of here. I mean, it's ruthless. I mean, so ruthless. And then he said another, I said, I'm sorry, Fafty. I said it so many times. but it just it reached a ridiculous level because then 50 started making like me he started making me too references called Randall Harvey Weinstein yeah that's where that's when La La

like got involved in an Instagram store she's like this is where I'm going to draw the line that's where 50 took a little far because Randall is not Harvey Weinstein well as we know right now Randall is not Harvey Weinstein right as far as we know he is definitely Definitely not. But that didn't stop the memes. So many memes. So many memes. Game of Thrones memes.

Simpsons memes. The thing about this is that 50 Cent has now made everyone tune in to Vanderpump rules tonight. And even though this drama is not going to be a part of it, people will still tune in. And now there could be another season if they showed up with cameras to Lala. And they were like, we got to start filming you, ASAP. 50 cents getting involved. What a 50 cents?

made an appearance on Vanderpump Rules. Anything can happen. If the Vanderpump Rules producers were smart, they would jump right up as soon as this was happening, run to Lala's house with the cameras, and say, get 50 on the phone. We need this for next season. We need this to get picked up.

Yeah, 50 has officially deleted, all posts relating to it. So, you know, that's the end. He said he would delete it all. He deleted it all. The best was that he just ended this with the Instagram caption, I got my money,

so I have no problem with Randall Emmett. In fact, I'm wishing him and his family very blessed day. Positive vibes now, guys. L.O.L. Just, he got his money. So he's happy. So he's happy.

So he's happy. He's like, hey, good vibes only guys. He's like, hey, Randall's great. I only called you Harvey Weinstein, but no biggie you paid me. No, positive vibes. I'll be in your wedding now. Fuck it.

You gave me a million dollars. Let's move on with this. Crazy. A time. I was very entertained by the whole thing. Randall and 50 Cent were two people I did not know we're going to cross paths and start fighting over Instagram, but I love it. Give me more of that. Give me more of 50 Cent going after reality TV, husbands and boyfriends because I'm in it. This is my world. Reality TV. I'm in. Crazy. I'm hoping for maybe a follow up on next season of Vanderpump Rules. Just saying it could be a little snippet. So Justin Bieber and Scooter Braun are teasing us yet again. with pictures of Justin Bieber and Ed Shearin. Both of them, him and Scooter,

they have posted side-by-side pictures of Justin and Ed Shearin. It's a picture that Haley had posted on her Instagram. Justin's in front of a green screen. He looks great. A hot picture of him. Can confirm a hot photo of Justin Bieber. Then they did like a side-by-side of the exact same pose and in front of a green screen, but with Ed Shearine.

And then with just 10. Like there's no words, no explanation, no nothing. It's just the number 10 is in the middle of the photograph of the two of them. I think they're releasing a new song on May 10th. Yeah. That's what I took for it. I hope so. I read that Justin B. Bird, Ed Sheeran were working on a collab together, and this was a few days ago.

And I didn't believe it because I'm like, why would I just believe words? But then the pictures today. On what? The blinds? No. Not the blinds. Some, you know, just random people on Instagram. Checking your sources.

Just random people. Just, no. The Blonde's. Just random people on Instagram. So the Jaley hashtagers. Yeah, they're like Ed Sheeran and Justin B. People are collaborating, which means they know their shit because how do they know these pictures were going to come out? Yep.

So I was checking my sources there, which I think, you know, why would they put that out if they didn't do anything? And is May 10th a Friday? No. Yes, it is. Is it? It's always like a new music Friday situation. May 10th. Okay, look, I'm all for it. But like I said, I doubt things now. I'm like, is this going to be an Ed Shearin song that, like, Justin helped write?

No, we need, I've just said, I'm just so, I think I'm, I'm so bitter from the Lil Dickie Justin Bieber collab that I thought I was getting. And when in reality, I got five seconds of Justin Bieber. I get that. You're scared. You're nervous. I'm scared. You have your guard up now. I do. My guard is up. When you let your guard down last. time we got a five second Justin Bieber snippet and that was it. So now you have your guard up. I get that. But I think a Justin Bieber and Ed Shearin collaboration might blow the roof off of every home in the entire world. Like I think it would be the song of the summer. Now I'm careful about saying that because of the Little Dicky

song, because of Taylor Swift's song, like I'm having way too much, I'm putting way too much trust in these people to deliver at this point. Right. But Ed Shearin and Justin Bieber do have a credible history. You know, they've worked together before, produced bangers. When I think of Ed Shearer and Justin Bieber creating a song together, I think that it can only be good. Love yourself. How do you have a bad

song come from that? But I need both of their voices on it. Sorry, I can't just have them writing together. But both of their voices will be on it. They wouldn't post this picture as Fran. I hope so. I don't know. You're making me feel doubtful. I'm just saying, I got my

hopes up so high before. And I'm excited. I like that we're at least getting teased by this stuff, but I just, I need like a full song, I hope. I need them to just come out and say, yes, I am putting out a song with Ed Sheeran on May 10th. Right. Not just like weird. Not just hinting to it. Pick stitched photos.

But he said when he was doing the little Dicky song. So maybe he will next week. Yeah, I hope. Let's wait and see, Fran. Yeah. I have high hopes about it. want to bet you on it, but I don't know if you'll accept my bet. I'm not making any bets with you after what happened last time.

What? I won. No, no, no. The way you started it was. I'm not just going to be like, yeah, let's make a bet. Why don't you figure out the wages? Oh, no. This would be strictly money. Oh, strictly money. You would not have to suck on anybody's toes, but I would like to put some money on the table for if a Justin Bieber and Ed Shearron collab comes out May 10th. All right. We'll talk. We'll discuss. We'll discuss right now.

No, we'll discuss. We'll discuss because, because, because, because, we'll discuss. I'm not, I don't like, I don't think it's not happening, you know? Yeah. I'm not like, no, they're not putting out a song together. I'm just not letting myself get. You're just not locked into, yes, this is coming out made. I can't handle like the 10-day build-up of me really getting psyched. I need to like wait another week and then I'll get really excited about this.

Yeah, we need to forget about it. Right. For just, just right now. But it's also the Mechow on Monday, which I'm pumped for because Justin Bieber and Haley. are going. Yeah. And I am so excited. Things are looking up for them and Justin Bieber is releasing new music soon

whether you want to believe it or not. Do you think there's a chance? I'm such, I am I've become 100% doubter. I don't know what it is. Really? Not doubter. I just, I'm very skeptical. Like do you do you think there's a chance that Haley shows up at the Mecala by herself?

Yeah, I do. I honestly thought that but I do think that Justin Bieber's going to go with her because it is just too obvious that Justin Bieber has to go with her or else they're going to say that he doesn't love her. I hope he does. That's what it comes down to.

If he doesn't show up to her, show up with her at the Mecala, people are going to be like, oh, well, she went with Sean last year and Justin Bieber couldn't even show up for her. They're going to be going together. They're going to look fucking fantastic. I have tears in my eyes thinking about it already.

They're going to look beautiful. Their first red carpet appearance, Fran. I'm very, they will look amazing. long as Justin shows up. Justin's going to show up. Come on. Have some faith in our guy. He performed at Coachella. Yeah. No, no, no. I know he's making some

small steps, but I can't expect all these steps to be happening in like a three-week span. Right. Because Justin Bieber is one of those people who, you know, did the whole like, I don't want to go to award shows things. I'm like, I don't want to be around all these famous people. And the MacGala is actually the number

one event that people that don't like being around celebrities and doing that whole thing, avoid. Like, Demi Lovato has talked about it before. People hate the MacGala. Some people hate the MacGala because of that. So it'll be interesting to see what Justin Bieber decides on, but because his wife basically

has to go, he better be there. Oh, considering the mechalas on Monday, I wanted to bring this up. When Kendall, Jenner, and Aesap Rocky were posing together at the Mechal a few years ago, that was probably my favorite boyfriend that. Fake boyfriend. Favorite fake boyfriend. friend that Kendall Denner has ever had to see ASAP Rocky. Like when that was happening, I couldn't have been rooting harder. I love ASAP Rocky. And them together, the pictures

were very attractive pair. Phenomenal. And kind of in the same, same territory, you think Kylie and Travis will be there probably, right? Yes, 100%. So they, and they're all about thrust it up. They love the, they love the costumes. I'm sure that whatever they're doing is going to be crazy. I wouldn't be. shocked up as full Avengers for Travis's birthday. I would not be shocked if they just wore that. And I would respect the shit out of it. Yeah.

Like, I don't, I don't even understand the camp theme, which I still want you to explain to me because I'm still not catching on to it. But it's, it's very, like, it's very hard to explain not in weird fashion terms. I don't know. Try to explain it to me in weird fashion terms if it, if possible. Okay. Let me see. Let me, let me, if I read this, um,

this post from CR fashion book, we'll see if this, so it's like while the Met announced the 2019th costume institute exhibit would be about camp, you might have thought about roasted marshmallows and pitched tents, but the spring unveiling has more to do with our current cultural climate than campfire songs. Inspired by an essay written by Susan Sontag titled Notes on Camp, um, 58 definitions were penned in 1916. 64 to explain just what Andrew Bullen, the museum's curator in charge of the Costum Institute,

has chosen as the most relevant fashion moment of the year. The exhibit will be launched with fashion's largest celebration of the Met Monday, May 6th, blah, blah, blah, blah. This year, the co-chairs are Lady Gaga, the Gucci creative director, Harry Styles, and Serena Williams. The fact that Harry Styles is one of the co-chairs is just so epic. I'm so, I'm so proud for that. That's great. He is such a little fashionista. so excited.

Camp taste has an... It really makes no sense. It really makes no sense. Okay, I'm going to click, what is camp? This year's Met Gallo theme explained. This is GQ. Okay. All right, it's based on, like you said, notes on camp.

Yeah. And then they explain what camp is and what it's not camp, but they don't give the exact definition on what camp is. They're just like, Chanel bag, big camp. To get a better understanding of, camp look no further than Sontag's notes. Camp taste has an affinity for certain arts rather than others. Clothes furniture, all the elements of visual decor, for instance, make up a large part of camp. All camp objects and persons contain a large element of artifice. Nothing in nature can be

campy. Rural camp is still manmade and most campy objects are urban. Camp sees everything in quotation marks. It's not a lamp but a lamp quotation marks. Not a woman but a woman. Okay, what is camp fashion? Exaggerated, extravagant, gaudy, ironic, tongue and cheek. These are some of the terms used to describe camp fashion. The hallmark of camp is the spirit of extravagance. Okay, so camp is just going all out for something. Yes.

Like, it doesn't matter what it is. Yes. You're just going all out. So if I want to dress up like somebody who loves fire, I would just be, a huge flame. Yeah. That would be camp. If you went like Hunger Games crazy on it. Yes. Like that. And that's why I was when I was trying to explain it and I'm not doing

great job this morning. It was like when Rihanna when the theme was Catholicism and Rihanna came like as the Pope. As the Pope. It was like so extravagant. That's camp. That is camp. Yes. Got it. Okay. So anything, Lady Gaga is camp. Totally. That's why she's hosting. She's camp.

Yeah. Anything lady. The meat suit that Lady Gaga wore. For sure. Camp. So you could basically wear whatever you want as long as you go all in on it. So they quote, like, when Laida Gaga entered the 53 Grammy Awards and an eggshelled vessel claiming to have spent 72 hours inside, the star was buying into the ideals of camp. Got it. Yes.

Got it. Okay. So I'm looking at people who have looked back. Rihanna is one of them that has been camp at the past Beck Gala's Sarah Jessica Parker. Okay, it's making a lot. Now, it does make a lot more sense. It's making a lot more sense. They also, they're also writing about Virgil and Offwhite.

And they're like, one of the designers who has recently embraced the metaphorical and ironic implications of camp with the use of quotation marks. Yes. That checks out. It makes a lot of sense. It makes a lot of sense. I'm very excited now that I know what camp means because at first, like everybody else thought, I thought it was like tense. Yeah, you only got camp. Marshallows.

Like, whatever. But now that I know that it's something you're just going to go all in on. It's a great theme for a hell. It's a great theme because we're going to get the most outrageous outfits ever. And that's what makes it fantastic. Because you know nobody could just wear like a simple dress. Totally. Because that's not camp.

Nope. Or is it camp? I don't know. You get people who just show up to the Mechel looking high and beautiful anyway. And it doesn't matter the theme. happens every year. It's just, it's good for the people who do want to be extravagant because then it's just like, oh, well, I'm on theme. Last year's theme was Catholicism. Yeah. Yeah. That is, by the way, that's wild that that was the theme. Yeah. Just thinking, thinking, thinking,

thinking, like, it's crazy because I feel like if that was anything else, it would be a problem. But because it's the mecala, it's like, all right, let's roll with it. Yeah. But you're right, a lot of people don't necessarily follow it. Like, I'm thinking, Haley Baldwin's dress last year. She just She was like a fairy princess. A fairy princess. That's not Catholicism. Cara Delavine did a fantastic job last year. I remember that.

Do you think her and Ashley Benson will go together? I don't know if they'll go together, but I bet they both attend. I think that they're going to go together. She definitely gets Ashley the invite. Yeah. Because I don't know if Ashley gets the invite on her own. I don't think Ashley's ever been. No, I don't think she's ever been.

I think that she would get it with her, which means they would walk it together. And I would love to see them walking it together. That would be amazing. Yeah. Amazing. And Miley Cyrus, she's another one that I'm looking out for. Did Miley go last year? Yeah, she went.

Remember her in Paris Jackson? Yeah. They were guests together. And then we had the, oh, Selena Gomez was there last year. I mean, everybody goes. Yeah, but are we going to have a Selena, Justin Haley, run in? This might be a year that Selena sits out. Yeah.

Yeah. Just because it could potentially be the first time Justin and Haley walk a carpet together. I don't. Yeah. Like, why would you want to you? Even not that, like, they could have a perfect evening and like not see each other one time, but that's not what everybody is going to talk about. You know, something will be made up.

Something will be made up. Some kind of drama. Exactly. And if I'm Selena, I don't want to be anywhere near them walk on the red carpet for the first time to go. I would barf on their dresses. It would be, that would be tough to come. But I, for one, I'm very excited for it. Definitely.

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One, if everybody in the theater allowed me to postmate during the movie, I probably would have bought McDonald's for everybody as well. So fair, but split it with somebody. It depends on the size of the theater. It depends on the theater we were in. No fucking way. That IMAX theater is huge. No fucking way.

But if we were in a small theater, it would be in a small theater. I would have if everybody was like, yeah, we're in to get McDonald's. Totally. I don't want to interrupt their movie. So another thing, Pete Davidson posted a picture of his ticket from the movie. $3.99. It cost $3.99. $3.99.

Like, what? What movie theater is he going to? Is he an AMC rewards member? It said adult. And it said $3.99. and other people were commenting like $3.99. It was this. Yeah.

This picture. Was there a ticket typo? Maybe he had a coupon. A vendors. A promo code? Adult 399. Tax savings zero zero. And then total.

419. 419. I mean, that's just impossible. Yeah, I don't know. Our IMAX ticket was like $27. It was $27. All the comments are like, I think. 399 ticket? Where the hell are you going to the movies? Because if you think Pete Davidson,

you think he's going to an extravagant movie theater where the tickets are like 50 bucks. No, $3.99. Wow. Well, that's why he had money to spend on McDonald's. That's why he had $400 to give up. Maybe they gave him a cheap ticket for buying everybody McDonald's in the theater. That could be the case. He got like a special somehow. Yeah, but why would they put that on the ticket? Why wouldn't they would they just put the regular? I don't know. I don't know. That's the number one thing. Very interesting to me. Very interesting.

I had to bring it up because I was very confused when I saw it. Yeah. Yeah. But he did a show in Connecticut, a comedy show. Was supposed to do a show. He was promoting it all over his Instagram. Actually, I remember this. It was like, oh, we're going to Connecticut.

We're so excited. Turns out it did not work out for him because the owner decided to make jokes about Pete's love life, Kate Beckinsale, Ariana Grande. and Pete was not having it. Yeah, it just seemed like a whole disaster waiting to happen because I, apparently Pete had asked the owner Vinny Brand of the Stress Factory Comedy Club in Brinsport, Connecticut. Vinny sounds like the name of somebody who would own a comedy club. Totally.

Not to mention his love life or anything or, you know, and he wanted that none of that to be a part the show. And then Pete... Do you want the audio? Yeah, why do you play? Yeah, let's play the audio. So that was the audio. After Pete posted an Instagram story,

apologizing, saying he was going to do a free show for everybody that bought a ticket, the owner played the video on the big screen of the comedy club. So that was what we were listening to. It was Pete's video playing in the comedy club and the people in the comedy club who just got snubbed yelling like,

fuck you Pete like yeah nobody go i thought that they were yelling fuck you Pete to him on the stage and i couldn't believe he held his composure yes i was like wow p davidson has really learned a lot that was after that was after pete had left the building no i mean the fuck you pee and that's bullshit i genuinely thought they were screaming that at pete davidson i like the clarification and for everybody listening to clarify that he was not standing there because i would have gave props to pete for that and i would have just tore apart the people the but her the But her comedy club owner played it for everybody in the club. I will say, I do think it's very unfair that the owner did that and made jokes about it when he said don't make jokes about it.

And then he went ahead and did anyway. I would be extremely pissed off if I was Pete. But for the sake of the people that paid to see me, I would just suck it up. And I would just do my job because all of those people there watching Pete, they know his love life. They know his past. and they're not going to be, you know, like, okay, Pete, everybody's going to make jokes about your love life at this point. You know it.

We know it. Everybody knows it. And I feel bad for him because he can't escape it. And if you mentioned to somebody, please don't bring this up, it sucks that they brought it up. But for the people in the audience that paid money to see you and have been waiting all night probably. And, you know, this was like the highlight of their weekend. We're going to see Pete Davidson. Yeah.

Do it for them. I would do it for them, you know, if I was in that position. I would say, fuck you to the owner. I would deal with that after. I would tour him a new asshole. But in the moment, think about the people in the crowd. It sucks because I think at this point Pete really wants his life and his comedy to be two separate things. But it's hard because most comedians use their real life for material and whatnot.

And Pete absolutely does do that. So it's hard to like, it's hard, especially with opening comics because you go to a comedy show, you know whoever comes out to do the introses. They always roast the guy a little bit and whatever. And it's always in good fun, but clearly he wants the Ariana Grande, Cape Beck and sell stuff to not be a part of that, which it's just going to be hard for him to actually be able to accomplish that,

maybe just because it's all so fresh that he really doesn't want it. But he's also so... I feel like this stuff affects him more than other people, so it's like he got pissed off. and then felt like he couldn't perform and do a good job. Which that I understand. Because he had originally asked the comedy club owner

apparently not to go on stage at all because on his tour he has an opening comic that tours with him. And Vinny was Vinny, the club owner, wasn't supposed to go on stage at all. And Vinny did it anyway and went on. So that would piss me off. Like if you weren't even supposed to go on stage,

that's a different story. If you're just on stage because you introduce the axe and you make a joke, that's different. But if he wasn't even supposed to be on stage... It wasn't even supposed to go on. And then he goes and he says this. I understand why that would piss him off. He quote sarcastically requested that the audience refrain from asking any questions about Davidson's love life. Right.

Okay. Okay. That's not that bad. But I do understand your point about Pete that these things affect him differently. And I think it's different for everybody. Like, I say that. that I would have done it for the audience. But when something pisses you off in that moment

and something makes you irrationally angry in that moment, you make decisions where you're like, fuck this, I'm not doing it. It's happened to us not saying here, but I'm saying just in life where you're like, oh, fuck that, I'm not doing that. And then the next second you're like, okay, I was overreacting. Like, let's think this out. This isn't a bad situation.

But sometimes you just react and you don't think it out. And that's what he did. He left. And he said, you know what? I'll give you all, give you a free. show and at this point what is he supposed to do he left he walked out he can't take that back um but i i i don't know i see both sides of it because i get it acting irrationally when you're angry but i also i'm like all right this guy made a quick joke you know you're a comedian yeah are you not going to be

able to handle these jokes about yourself that you also make about yourself sometimes he picks and chooses when he wants people to mention these things and and doesn't want people to mention them which i also think is unfair because sometimes he jokes around about it sometimes he lets other people joke around about it but then when it comes to him and then another person then he he picks and chooses so i don't know you're very right those people were probably pissed though they sound it yeah fuck you pete that was great i actually thought that that person said it to his face i was like holy shit yeah balls on that person good thing it was just a video yep definitely did the owners say anything to the crowd besides playing the video? That they didn't say, but it seems like the owner was obviously very pissed,

so I believe he tried to egg on the crowd, you know? Yeah. Maybe start like a fuck-you Pete. Let's have like a group, like let's watch this video and then like let's all sit around and roast Pete situation. They just had a roasting of Pete after. Yeah. I mean, whatever, Pete. You just, you keep doing you. You want to walk out of a show. Fine. Go eat McDonald's. Yeah. Go go get your McDonald's. It's going to be okay. Fran, Fran, people are freaking out because. Because Instagram is about to be testing a new feature. Starting in Canada, some users will get it there. But it's going to make the likes disappear on people's pictures.

What everybody has been living for for the past few years will be gone. What do you think? This weirdly is not, I feel like this isn't affecting me that much, only because I feel great about it. You can still see, you can still see the amount of likes for your own. stuff, right? So like you'll, you can look and whatever if that matters to you, fine. But when I'm scrolling Instagram, I'm not stopping and being like, wow, how many likes did this person get? Like, I even done that in such a long time. I feel like when likes really mattered. And now,

I don't know. I just don't, like, I don't pay attention unless I'm seeking it out. Like, if I'm scrolling and I'm just liking my friend, like friend stuff and whatever, I'm not going past Every post like, oh, wow, 500 likes. Oh, wow, 30,000 likes. Oh, wow. You don't say it to yourself, but I do, I do, I don't know, though, because I said that I think it's great. But that's because I do think it will stop the pressure of like getting likes because that's kind of, you know, I feel like been a huge thing, obviously in the Instagram world is how do I get more likes on this? How do I get more engagement on this?

Right. But at the same Like at the same time Is that the name of the game for Instagram? I don't know. I feel like it's not really as much anymore. It's not about the likes. It's not about the followers.

I feel like it's been way more. No, no. You think it's more about the followers rather than likes? Followers and maybe comments. But likes, I don't know. But why would followers and comments matter but not likes? Because like, I just feel like likes are such an aimless thing now. You're just scrolling in.

And you know what I'm saying? Like I don't really put that much thought into my likes. Like, I'll like this, like that. Sometimes I'll scroll past something that I would have wanted to like and I didn't just because I'm screaming. Right. I forget to like a lot of people's stuff. Right, exactly. So I don't really put that as much meaning behind it.

But obviously when you comment on something, it has much more effect that you. It affects you enough that you're like, oh, I should comment on this. Yeah, I think if people are going to follow you, they're going to follow you anyway. So I don't, and if you have a lot of followers, you're obviously going to get more. people following you. Right. But I think when it comes to liking your picture, I think if they like the picture, they're just going to like the picture.

Yeah. I do think there is something to be said, though, when there's a lot of likes on a photo already, people are more inclined to like it more. Same thing with Twitter. If there's a lot of favorites on a tweet, I'm the absolute opposite. I think people are more inclined to like it because they know a lot of other people have the same thoughts and they're not afraid to be like, yep, me too. I'm like the complete opposite.

Really? I see a post on Twitter, especially Twitter. I'm like, they don't need my like. Look how many likes they have already. I'm not liking that. Really? And I think the same thing with Instagram. Like, if I see, if something has like 500,000 likes, I'm like, what's my like matter?

I don't need to waste my like on that. I guess so. But I don't really think that much into it, but I do think that there's something about it. There's something. And I think it might just be the Twitter or Instagram algorithm. Yeah. You get more likes. You're going to pop up more, which means more people are going to like it.

Right. So, I don't know. I don't even know if they're just. It might have something to do with the algorithm. Yes. I don't even think this is actually going to be a thing. But I do know. Aesthetically, it would look nice on Instagram.

It would look great. It would just be straight photos. I think that there will be people freaking the fuck out though. Who depend on likes for like. Right. Business stuff. Like depending on how many likes you get rather than like how many views or engagement wise. But they'll just have to look at it differently.

Yeah. But personally, I think that it's one of those things people will. just get over. Like, it's like when Twitter changes their feed, everyone freaks out. And it's not like it totally, it's not like it completely is going away, right? So you can still see it yourself. So I'm saying business-wise, if companies came to you for your Instagram, they're like, oh, how many likes you get per post or whatever, I'm sure Instagram will still give you that,

those statistics. Because you can personally still see them. You might just have to send them along to somebody else. But I also think it's one of those things where, you know, when Instagram tested that, that, feature in December, I think it was, and everybody freaked out. Yeah, yeah. Everybody had a complete meltdown, and it was for like one hour. And then Instagram said that they just had like a fuck up.

I think this is going to be one of those things where a lot of people are going to freak out. I haven't seen as much backlash. My likes aren't going to be seen. And then they're going to stop. But when it actually happens, like right now, you know, people are seeing the new tabloids and people are like, whatever. When it actually shows up on Instagram. There will be, there will be backlash for it. I won't complain about it.

Yeah. Because I'm, I'm fine with not seeing people's likes and then, you know, oh, this person got this many likes. I got this many likes. I feel like everybody does that. You could say you don't, but I think a lot of people do. So I'm fine with it. I think that eventually everyone's going to be fine with it.

Yeah, I'm fine with it. I'm not going to cry about it. But I do understand how some people might. Yeah. But whatever. Right. Because people might get upset that if you don't see likes. that they don't, then they won't follow you.

No, but that you're like not inclined to like it, you know what I'm saying? You almost forget that liking is even a feature because you don't see it when you're, you'll just scroll and look. But it will say liked. Like it'll say liked by an account and others because I'm looking at like the test screen right now. Like it'll say liked by blah blah blah. Like if I have a picture I put up, it'll say liked by Maria Chiffo and others. Oh. So it'll still.

It will say names, but, oh, okay. I guess it'll say, like, maybe if it's, if it's, you know how Instagram does it now, how they do it, like this was liked by blah, blah, blah, and X amount of others, and they always just pick somebody that you also follow that liked the picture. Right. But the thing is, you'll be able to see who likes it still. So if you want to click and see who liked your picture, you'll be able to see it. Correct. It just won't give you the number.

Correct. Which, I don't know. We'll see how people react to it. I don't think it's going to happen. Right. They're just testing it like they said. Yeah. So nobody panic.

They're just testing it out. It's going to be okay. All right, everyone. We are back with... Wow. Dix in the office. It's been a long time coming. People have been asking for you guys to return.

Really? Wait, why did you guys excommunicate us? Why did you not? We did not. That never happened. There's a lot of different opinions floating around. Let's get out in front of it, Fran. You guys love to travel.

You're traveling guys. is you travel for work. There's a lot of Wednesday afternoons that you guys aren't around. More proper to say we love to work. You do love to work. Not so travel, we have to travel. You guys have to travel for work,

which means you're out of the office quite often, which means we cannot have you on the show when you're not here. What are we going to have you Skype in? It's a whole or deal. We've been blessed that the two of you are in the office. This is our last time in this space, too.

Yes. So really soak in the space. What do you guys feel about the move? The office move. We haven't talked about it yet on the podcast, So groundbreaking news. We're moving offices. Well, I just want to issue a congratulations to YouTube

because Ron and I actually went over there today. And one of the things I noticed is that you two were one of the very few groups of people at Barstall who have your own designated space, own designated room. I think you guys, you, part of my take, KFC Radio, I think, are the only three outside of, like, Dave having his own office. And our CEO, Erica, having her own office. This group of people that were sitting with Roan, we should feel blessed. they are in the upper echelon of people at barstool and have, they're basically their own studio to shoot their show

and to brainstorm. Yeah, it's beautiful. Congratulations. It's a good brainstorming room for sure. Thank you guys. I feel blessed to have it. And I feel blessed that you guys. And you said we could come in there.

You said that we're allowed to go in there, brainstorm, eat tuna sandwiches. Do whatever you want in there. We actually both like tuna, so. That's fine. I love tuna sandwiches. Had one the other days. The walls are purple.

I feel like it's very calming. Yeah, so if you guys need to get away, you guys are the first people we have given access to. Wow. Is there a key card? There's no key card. Oh, it's a fingerprint thing. Let me tell you, no one's going to want to make one.

Yeah, we're going to have to make a... To lock you out? No, to lock yourself in. Yeah, maybe like a secret knock or something like that. Yeah. Figure it out. Let people in. Yeah, definitely.

I think it might get territorial. So... Yeah, that's... Okay, now we know that means you're coming in the room. Okay. No, that was... I'm not going to be there today. That was on traveling.

Oh. Darn. Okay. Well, we'll just have to remember that. All right. Well, you won't hear it because I won't be there. There's so many room. There's so many little rooms, though, in the new office that I feel like everybody's

going to be okay. Like, walking around, there's endless, like, tiny side rooms with nothing in it. Let's run a little role play. What if someone was in your room and you were trying to use your room and they were in there? Oh, get out. Get out. That's how you would say it. No, I would say.

Those are purple walls. Those are purple walls. There are a million rooms. There are literally a million rooms in that office. But not all of them are color purple. You guys have, speaking of great movies, but you, very nice aesthetic. You guys have a wonderful feel in your room. Yeah, so people might want to come in there, but you got to knock.

How did you guys pick purple as your color? It's just our favorite color, both of us. Really? Yeah. Crazy. isn't that special? That's fucking crazy. While we're here, what are your favorite colors? Crazy story.

has kind of been purple. Yeah. Throughout our careers together. So when we come in visit, it will make sense. True. That's why you guys are allowed access. Yes. That's, we've established that.

Who do you think will be the next person we give access to? I feel like Hank has to have access. Oh, he has, yeah, he has, like, we don't have to talk about his access. Honestly, he already has the access. Not, there's really not a lot of, like, there's really, let's cap it. Five. There's really not, it's not that big of a room. No.

It's a small room. It's a pretty, so. And there's like a table right in the middle. Yeah, there doesn't need to be. People who can go in there without our permission. Nobody. These two. Oh, oh, just them.

Just them. Correct. Huge. Wow, this is huge for us. Congratulations. Congratulations. You guys. That was permission in itself, but I like it.

No, it is. Like, if I went in and was like, oh, Caleb and Roner in there, I wouldn't care. No. But if it was other people, I'd be like, oh, yeah. Like, what are they doing in our room? Yeah, we would definitely talk about them, but not you guys. How are you guys going to decorate? Are you guys going to, like, what's the decor going to be like?

Are you going to add, like, shelves, walls, chairs, gold, glass? We have a designer that is helping because we're going to do a nice big logo on the wall for behind us for the Instagram videos. What's the designer's company name? We have no idea. Apple computers. Apple James. Yeah. They've been hired by Loudshan and the rest of Barstall production.

But our chick logo will be a big part of it. Cool. I saw one room in there. I said, I'm going to probably Airbnb this. Because I don't think anyone's going to be in here and it looks like it could probably fit like a small phone. family of like three to four. You ever think about doing like side tours for the office trying to make a quick buck? Like a celebrity siding tour?

Yeah. For mass holes. Yeah. I can show you Dave for $50. I had a dream about that last night. Hey, I'll give you a tour of the barsole office for like $30. I'll just pretend you're like a client or something. Yeah, I had a dream about that last night except it was $500, not $30, which is just an unrealistic

price to ask people to pay, but I feel like it's something we can get into. You could easily get $100. A hundred, I think. Minimum, I think. I think. I think there's somebody out there that would pay $100 to see the new office. Totally. But would it be worth $100 to give a tour? I feel like 500 is a nice sweet spot where a few enough people would do it,

and it would be worth it for you to give the tour. You get $500. Well, it's when you start to get into, like, VIP packaging, right? So it's like minimum. You used to get a tour, maybe add some packages. The price goes up. Or no, no, no, no. Like, oh, we'll give you, like, a handshake with Big Cat situation.

Or, like, sections of the office. Yeah, exactly. Of the office, like you get to see the business side, and then you pay a little more, you get to see the content side. And then even you go all the way, you get to see Dave's office. For $600, we'll take you to the fourth floor. Right. We'll just find out what that is together. We'll just learn and grow.

We have something here. We're always thinking on this podcast. There's room in the new office for side hustles. I don't know what our side hustles are going to be, but we'll be side hustles. Should we just name our room in the new office something with James? And we'll just put a nice plaque on the door. That means that we would be successful. Yeah, exactly.

Do you have a fear that when we move offices that our success is going to go down with the views on Instagram? No, I mean, I think it's all the same. Oh, because there's no more views on Instagram. No, meaning like the set's changing again. This is the third time we're changing the set. People might be like, oh, come on, they're changing it for the third time. I don't like this show for it. No one is literally laughing at how ridiculous that is.

It is a ridiculous thought. I'll tell you that's a ridiculous thing. to worry. But that's what my mind thinks about. Wow, they change their set again, unfollow. That's what my mind thinks about. I hate when they change backgrounds on like any type of TV show or a green screen show. I'll just turn it off.

You know, you get used to something and then somebody changes it. On Shark Tank, they got new chairs. They started using different white chairs on Shark Tank. I stopped watching. I fucking threw my remote in the fish tank. I was pissed. Over it. Never watching chicks in the office again.

You want to hear a big swing in the miss, a swing of the miss about the new office? there's no bar stools. There's a bar and then there's like... Chairs at the... I was like, hey, here's an idea. Barstools at Barstools sports. You saw the bar? Mm-hmm.

You saw the bar. I went yesterday and I didn't see the bar. It looks like a barrel. It's like a U-Barr. It's like a U-long-shaped bar. There's more... There's ample opportunities for drinking at this bar. It's like people will actually be able to drink there.

There's... Might need a bartender. That's another side hustle. There we go. We should get an office bartender. That would be so fun. We should just have a bar. Let me just work shifts.

Yeah, or a true. Yeah, yeah. Vanderpump Rules and then we can just have a reality show where we work at the bar inside the barstall barthenders. We'll open up like a TomTom restaurant. Yeah. James James. James.

A celebrity bartender every day and then it's like a, it's a content type thing where there's a video being made about just them interfacing with all the different barcial personality. Grabbing a drink with every. Serving a drink to everybody. Yeah. There's like you just go to the bar. Like today the guy from Verizon Wireless was just hanging out at our bar.

bar and I was like man he should be serving drinks or something because he's just chilling thomas midditch yeah that's his name did you just say the guy from verizon yeah i thought i thought you meant the main character from silicon valley sprint now wasn't that the guy that was just in the office yes that's what he's talking about oh he's like yeah that guy from verizon was just at the bar because he does the barraising commercial i thought you literally about the garage i thought you you were talking about the garage and i thought you met a guy from verizon wireless like was at was at the I thought you met the guy. Somebody was installing Fios on the Verizon commercial.

Yeah, the guy that went from Verizon to Sprint. That's who I thought you were. That's right. Can you hear me now? Yeah, yeah. No, we're talking about the guy from Silicon Valley. This is the guy from Silicon Valley. Hilarious, though.

Him and Hank did the Spider-Man mean. It was hilarious. Hank is way better looking. I'll say that. Hank is way cuter than him. Yeah, way cuter. Facts. All right, well, you guys came with a story.

So I want to hear what this is. You were pretty excited about it. So let's get into it. Well, we have a couple. stories. All right. The first one, the first one has to do with Black China. Okay.

Have you guys been following Black China's most recent sagas? Yes. Yeah. And we haven't even really talked about it. She got into Harvard Business Online, but then Harvard Business Online was like, no, she didn't. Right. So you can take Harvard Business Online courses and, like, you can, you just don't get a degree

from Harvard. It's just something that they want everybody to be in on. But so she did make it a point, though, to be like, I'm smart. I'm a Harvard girl. I'm like an intelligent person and I have value to this society because of how smart I am. Now, in 2012, Tyra Banks did the same kind of thing. She said that she got a diploma from the Harvard Business School, but she really only completed like an online course. So Tyra Banks had done this before too.

And then if we pivot over to Kim Kardashian, she's going to law school right now. So she's really making it a point to be like a smart gal, like a really smart lady. And so what Caleb and I have been noticing is right now it's super duper cool to be a genius. And all these super celebrities are like, you know what? We're going to get in on being a fucking genius. Now, Rob went to USC business school. That guy's a freaking genius. John Legend, he went to the University of Pennsylvania.

Malia Obama, she took a year off, but then she decided, you know what, I'm going to go to Harvard because I see some of my favorite stars and celebrities like Black China going to Harvard. And so we just wanted your comments on really how cool that is. Going to Harvard right now is almost just like

riding a TMZ bus tour. Yeah. If you go to L.A. and you can do the See the Stars tour and you pay like $25 and they take you to a celebrity's house. Yeah. It's like getting a medical card. It's like something you do on vacation. Like go try the week.

get a Harvard online degree. I feel like it's actually a very smart move for celebrities if they're going to take an online course, why not make it Harvard? Because then they can just brag about Harvard. It makes it look so much cooler. If Black China was like, I'm taking some online course at some local Southern California school or something,

be like, okay, good for her. Congrats. But when she says Harvard, that's what gets everybody talking. I would give more props to her if she was doing just a random school because I mean she's really in it. for it to learn, you know, because right now she's just doing it for Harvard. Oh, I mean, this is for the optics.

When you, when you say Harvard business online, you're doing it for the optics. Yeah, but I also think she might have been following Kim Kardashian. Definitely. The news came out just a week later. That's what I'm saying. And Kim's not even actually going to a law school. Kim's going to school, though. Oh, no, totally, but it's not like she's attending

like she's not a current student of like a law school because you can get your law degree, you can get your license in California without actually going to law school. It's like you have to do, it's like a four-year apprenticeship program of taking tests, but also being an apprentice. So as you get in like a minor traffic ticket and you have to be, you like show up in court and you have a court-appointed lawyer and it's Kim Kardashian. You think that she's just going to be a public defender? It's like I got pulled over by shack.

A public defender. Kim Kardashian is representing me. Like she just slips into an old lawyer trope and has like oversized suits and like fucking paper spilling out of her briefcase and shit. Like why do you think that these women. are who have they haven't made in the shade like these women are like already powerful they're already successful they're already suspected and they're already business women like why do you think that they're they're going down these paths i have no idea but i know that i don't have a degree and i really don't plan on doing an online course right you don't need i i don't plan on it

because i'm like what am i going to do that for they're like reenacting benjamin button it's like once you go you go to school to get rich maybe they're just bored yes they get rich and then they're going to school you're only going to get a job you do it for the name You did like if you're going... Would you do that? Take online classes. At Harvard? Like years from now you're like, oh man, I just want that online degree.

I don't know if I would do it from Harvard, but if there was classes that I... Like right now, if I was told you can take some online... Not right now, but down the line, if they were like you can take online classes and actually get your degree, I would do that, yes. And she, Black China actually had a PR firm take all of her classes for her. So she just really wanted the degree at the end of the day. She didn't even want the knowledge. She just wants to be able to say, hey, I have a degree. I'm not dumb.

Right. I think that's what it is. But if you didn't take the test and you didn't pass the test, you're probably dumb. Yeah, I went to school with a lot of people that were real dumb. Yeah. I got degrees. You know, I was pretty dumb in school. I'll say that.

I think there's a lot of people that are dumb and that got degrees. Uh-huh. So that's Black China. Yeah, I think that it comes from. I think she's dumb that she's trying to get a degree. Me too. She doesn't need one. She doesn't need it.

She has the money. Right. And she's lived the law. life. And if she really wanted to flex, she should go to an expensive school, not a $3,000 course on Harvard online. Right, right.

Maybe she really wants to learn about business. I don't think so. Her PR firm took the test. She's not trying to learn anything. Yeah, I think Kim Kardashian might actually be trying to learn, but I think that both of these women are just tired of people calling them

and assuming they're stupid. Other than, or they're like just super cocky. Yeah, but then people are just going to call them stupid even more now. Yeah? So. Maybe not Kim, but definitely black China.

It was just bad. This, the, the, it was just bad optics for Black China to just like have TMZ leak her acceptance letter and then them be like, no. While we're on the, on the family, on the first family, did you guys see that Travis Scott's, what his birthday party theme was? I know what you're about to say, gas station. Yeah, is that, is that stupid as fuck or what? Wait, was it a BP? I don't think. An upskill, but what was it?

I don't think the whole thing was a gas station. I think that part of it was a gas station. But that was like the theme. Because he got a car for, Kylie got him a car. Right, like a nice car, Lambo. Yeah. And then I think, I have no idea. I think she just wanted to use the toilet paper and write Travis Scott.

Yeah, exactly. Like to sell paper towels. I think she just wanted to write Travis Scott. So I think that's why she used that. Hennessy, slushies. Yeah. And then they had a car in the middle of the party. Yeah.

Yeah. They've been rich for too long, I think. That's some super rich people shit. You get bored. And you're like, what can I spend money on? This is what I said. I said everyone, it's a grass is. the greener situation. If you're a

Dumbo, you want to go to school. If you're rich, you want to have a gas station party. If you, it's everyone's doing the opposite. Do you think they think gas stations are just like the funnest shit ever? Like they just fantasize about... Look how cheap these things are. What would it be like? Do they go to gas stations? No.

I don't know. Somebody pumps their gas for them for sure. That's insane. I'm never... But if he's the first time in my life... I've never seen a picture of Chris Jenner pumping her own gas. This is my first time I've ever thought about if celebrities pumped their own gas. But Chris, I bet gets driven around a lot. Like if you have like a two-seater, like a Lambo or something like that,

like who's pump, you have to pump your own gas if you have a Lamborghini, right? True. Do you think Travis Scott's pumping his own gas now? I think they're so rich that before they know that they're going out, they send like an assistant to go take the car to put gas in it and then bring it back. Fuck, that's pretty smart. That is what I would do. That's a rich person to do for sure.

I would make them do everything. Or they just have gas at their house. Oh, in-home gas station? Just underwrite the house? They just have the big, like the, the, the, the, you know. carry, you know what I'm talking about? Yeah, they probably already had to put that in at their house and they're like, let's just throw a party around this. And the assistant goes and fills those up every once in a while, then they never have to worry about it.

So you guys hated the theme. I think it's just a stupid theme. It's like, let's have like a public toilet theme fucking mic party. Let's have a subway theme or like a train station theme. Listen, the full house episode, when they had a party in the gas station, it looked like fun. Did they do that on full house? Yeah, they did, and it looked like a blast. I'll say that.

I've always been jealous of that episode. Because they're like poor and they don't give a fuck. Like they didn't have anywhere better to go. Like they have everywhere else that they could go. If you're a Kardashian, if you're a TIGA. Maybe they've run out of ideas. Like they've thrown every theme party in the world and they're like, all right, let's do like poor people stuff. If you could have one theme party, what would it be?

What would the theme be? Mine would be tigers. Just tigers everywhere. Wait, tigers or tigas? No, not TIGA. Not a TIGA theme party. People dressed up as TIGA, like bartender. It's just one song playing, but it's all his songs because they all sound exactly.

the same but it's just one of them. Mine, there's a lot of screaming going on. Mine would be Motley Crew, because that would mean everybody would go nuts. Oh, that's sick. Good theme. What do you mean everyone will go nuts? Like the Motley Crew, they're just known for their partying, so that means everyone has to act like that.

What do you know about Motley Crew? Put me on to Motley Crew? I don't know about their parties. Have you watched the dirt? Have you read the dirt? No, what's the dirt? Yes, you know what I'm talking about. You're trying to bait me right now. I'm not doing this.

I'm not being fooled. I'm not being fooled by this. Damn, there's no con going on here, but... There's always a con going on here. I know that. That's fucked up. But Caleb and I, one of our next topics, he and I were doing our own research. We have kind of the same banks of source material that we go to for our research,

and we both stumbled on the exact same story. He only had one story that caught his eye, and it was one of the few that caught my eye, too. That's how we know that we're just synced up. All right, give it to us. Megan Good. Are you familiar with her work? No. Okay, I'm not either, but you know who she is, right?

No. You don't know who Megan Good is? No. Rappers like to rap about her. Megan Good is like one of the most famous video. She's an actress. Oh, oh, yes. I'm looking at a picture of her.

Yes, I know who she is. I don't know exactly what she's in, but I just know her as an entity. I think like a man. Yeah, I know she is. Yep. She has went on record and is publicly saying that she got her eyebrows removed first there's three steps in this process first she got her eyebrows removed

because that was the cool thing to do then she got her second part what do you mean removed like just lasered off completely lasered off and then lasered okay yeah and then she was penciling them in because that was like a thin eyebrow was like the look yeah so she completely committed to that and got her eyebrows permanently removed then second part

she got her eyebrows permanently tattooed on because that was the trend for a while right now she's going back and it's like cool to have thick eyebrows again I guess so She's got hair taken off the back of her neck And put on above her eyeballs And she's got Eyebrow transplants

She got neck hair She has neck hair above her eyes Eyebrow transplant She got eyebrow transplant What? This woman got eyebrow transplants Because she had to That's what I'm taking from this

Yeah She had to get it She had no choice She fucked up her eyebrows She said it's good except for it grows like hair on your head. So she has to just trim them all the time. I constantly like...

Do you think that they could just grow out? She has to like a salon. Yeah. They could just grow out like my hair and it's just like... Like a curtain. Like a curtain. Like a curtain. You have to like open the curtain. Like you have two pulleys on either side of your face.

Like a piercing. You could put them in ponytails above your eyes. Yes. It could be stylish. She could try something. She shouldn't try holding hands. Yeah. Do a little twist, a braid.

Yeah, like a unibrow or like bunting like a furting like a furrow. Fourth of July when you have like that sagging, like red, white and blue thing. Or just throw some gel in them and just have them spiked up. The things people do for good eyebrows now, like I'm weirdly not shocked by this. Me either. And they actually, they look good. They look good. I'm looking at a picture.

They look good. They do look like they grow like we said they do. Just long. Like wildfire. Yeah. I mean, that must be incredible to control. Who's eyebrows are out of control all the time? Me?

Me. I'm talking about myself. That's crazy. I'm going to go on record and say I'm having a hard time right now now that we're talking about. Eyebrows grow. I'm trying not to look at anybody's eyebrows. Yeah, I know. I'm just looking at everyone's eyebrows.

My eyebrows grow very fast, so I feel her. The more you look at and the more you think about eyebrows, the way crazier they get. Yeah. We just randomly have two fucking stripes of hair just like popped on our body in a random spot. Because without them, we look so weird. We would look so weird, but also they look so good on people too, which is the weird part of it. Some people. The eyebrows look good.

They look great on Megan. Her eyebrow transplant, I say, is a success. Oh, hers is fantastic. It must have gone to fucking Dr. Miami. It must be a bitch trying to cut those all the time. How much do you think that cost? Oh, that's got to cost at least $29. You got to go to the right person, the right super cuts.

And do you think that the facial expressions she can make are encumbered? Can she not raise her eyebrows? Can she get shocked? If she goes like three weeks without cutting them, then she might have to, you know, limit how much she's confused throughout the day. Right, she can't get confused. She might throw off her fucking her transplant. Like, what?

She's a little bit like, what? What are you talking about? So much money on her eyebrows. I want her to grow them out so bad just so I could see this neck. Or Oscar the couch. And it just like grows like this way instead. Like the hair. Like a Confucius mustache or some shit.

And then you could tie it over here. I'm going to need her to do that because. Well, they probably only grow like right exactly in the place that they place the hair. It's so wild because she has changed. every single trend. So it's like, you better hope this is the last trend that ever happens with eyebrows, because if we go back to tattooing, she's going to have to

fucking just rip that shit off. Can you get... Start all over again? Like, if I want to take the neck hair, can you just create eyebrows wherever you want on your body? Yeah. Probably. Like, if I just want an eyebrow right here. That's a legbrow. Anywhere that hair grows. But you can just add a brow. You can

just add brows. That's what I'm thinking about. She just took the neck hair and was like, I'm going to put it here, so why not take a neck hair? I might get a mustache from the back of my neck. Oh, that would be fine. You should. Just a real thick one. Yeah.

We get curled. That would actually really help maybe. Maybe we should look into this for some of the guys in the office. Not to name names, but there's somebody that's growing a playoff beard who could maybe use some hair to fill in the holes. 100%. That might be nice. That might be nice. It's a little bit of a patchy beard, so you're not going to call him out.

It could help him. I wasn't going to do that. That's nice of you. That was polite of you not to call it, Frankie. But I think that it's, like, the eyebrows are supposed to keep sweat out of your eye, right? I think that that's, like, the function? Is that the lashes? I've never known the function of an eyebrow.

No, they're supposed to protect. No, they both. Shield your eyes. Yeah. I don't know what eyebrows do. So maybe they can just go any place where you're naturally sweaty. Maybe you just throw some on your armpits or something like that. I mean, you kind of do already have armpit brows.

I hate to break it to you. It is to prevent sweat. I guess that. And they really help you be expressive. Yeah. Me, you know. Yeah. Whoa.

What are you thinking? I don't really know. You can raise one eyebrow? Yeah, I can raise one eyebrow. Oh, you both can. What the fuck? Can you? Did y'all know that?

No, you're just raising both at the same time, Roan. You can't raise one either. I can't. I'm not even about the truck. Did you know that back in the day, we could close our eyes right now. You just close them with the top lid, bottom lid, but they used to also close from the inside and they would swipe out. That's a reptilian.

That's what Justin Bieber is. No. Yeah. You know this little pink thing that we? we have right here. Yeah. This is like, think of it as, you know how our pinky toe is getting smaller and smaller through evolution?

You knew about that? Yes. So this is actually all the way shrunken down. It used to be a full, full flap. And it would fly out and throughout the eye. The thing that's in the pink thing in the corner. Justin Bieber still has that. Look up the videos.

Justin Bieber reptilian. He still has that where his eyes can blink sides. Fran, you're a believer. No, no. Look at Justin Bieber reptilian. He's a known reptilian. That's what reptilians can do. Reptilians, I've.

I've always, anytime I see somebody talking about reptilians, I'm out. They're still in touch with their crock side. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, that's something. You saw it? You saw it, Rhea? No, I'm just looking at some pretty scary pictures. No.

Reptillions, we might have to save for like a whole other day. That's a whole other topic to tackle. But Justin Bieber is. You got to find this video room because I'm not going to continue this podcast until I see this. Being a reptilian is like a hard life to live, but you can live like five to seven years longer. So when you're going to close. your eye. You're just, I don't believe anything you guys say. Well, when you...

Believe some of it. Believe the first part. This is like a massive conspiracy. Yeah. No, no, no. The first part I said is 100% true. It's part of evolution. No, that I'm saying. But like... Yep, that's it. No. All right. Let me see this. Did you see that? No. What?

Just like the little thing that glides over? Yes, that. Did you see that? He's a fucking reptilian. Did you see that how his eyes closed from the side like that? I don't know. That's exactly what killed was described. That wasn't as bad as I was. I thought it was going to be. No, that was a little blurry. I don't know.

I don't know. I'm going to have to look more into this. Yeah, we're all in touch with different sides of our animal brothers. Yeah, that's fine. What side are you in touch with? Long hair side. Yeah. Oh, man.

Unicorn. But, yo, that was pretty strong, I thought, with the topics that we brought to the table. Good job. Definitely. Yeah. Yeah, I have more topics. I didn't even bring all my topics to the table. All right, this is what we brought to the table.

And by me, we I mean Ria. No. Yeah, doing the heavy lifting. Ria, yes, she is. And I'm pushing her because I feel like her bossy manager. Yeah, Fran is acting like a manager. Ria was just freestyling, you know, minding her own business. She's just having a good time.

And she came up with something that I have to say a lot of people in the office are pretty high on right now. Let's go. Let's go. And I have to, personally, she needs a little help with the beat, which I think we have the right people in here to help with. Caleb was just beatboxing. But lyrically, I think. think it's good. And can I tell you something to your listeners? Roan was the two-time defending rap, battle rap champion of the world. Correct. Of the world. That's why this is so

know something about rap. So for me, that's why she's so nervous. I'm very nervous because Rhone is a rap connoisseur. Yeah. I don't know about all that, but I'm very excited. No, you don't know about that. You have to, you have to confirm that that's a fact. You are the two-time world. Oh, that's That part is true. Okay. But I always encourage people to be, to try out their creativity. So it's like, you don't have to like, it's not like you're trying to be the next M&M just because you wrote a rap. Like I think that you should just lean into it.

It's a great mental exercise to freestyle, to rap, to rhyme, to jog your brain, look for words and come up with your own ideas. So how this came about was, like Fran said, I was just freestyling. People were like, damn, that was good. So I wrote it down. Was this like an open mic? This is not an open mic. And a cipher? Was it like a cipher?

This is not an open mic. Like, damn, this is good. This is not an open mic. I don't want to get, I don't want to get too into it. This is not an open mic. But people were like, damn, you should write that down. Maybe you're a lyricist and maybe you could sell these. Right.

Maybe you're a poet. Exactly. It's very short, but it just came to my head. And I think it's something people could work with. And does anyone do it? Fran, are you ad-libbing? No, no. Certainly not.

I helped her clean up one. line and that's my one line at the end we changed one word and that was a contribution the most contribution she has been doing is making me do this

and what are the rights on this are we allowed to sell this if I get the money if I get part of the money why would we sell it depends on how much you guys contribute before before you even say anything

before I even hear it I'd like to offer you a 360 deal I would like to offer you a full deal so that means you're you're publishing all of any money you may on touring, any money you make on merchandise, any money you make on sales, I get a piece of that.

But in return, in return, you get to say you're assigned artist. You get to say your sign. And you get a deal, a signing bonus. And I, Rone is the two-time battlewrap champion of the world. Cloudbias association. It's like being signed to Eminem. Exactly. So do you want to do it?

Well, you said a piece. That doesn't define what the piece is. 360, like a circle. Yeah, like all the degrees. like the entire circle. The entire, like, think of it like a pie, and then I get the whole pie. Yeah, a piece of everything.

Yeah, a piece of everything. No, you don't take everything. No, no, no, I pay you. I pay you, but I get everything, and then I pay you out of that. He's putting the risk. We're going way too far into the negotiations. No, all right, fine.

I'm not going to give you everything. I was just trying to sign you, because it doesn't even matter to me what it sounds like. That's how much I believe in you. That's what I was just trying to say. Okay. See, that's something to think about.

All right. All right. All right. Ready? I'm going to need something to hype me up a little bit, though. I can't just jump into it. Okay. So what kind of thing?

No. A clap? Do you want a clap? No, maybe like a... Go Ria. Go Ria. Go Ria. Go Ria.

Go Ria. Go Ria. Go Ria. Go Ria. Go Ria. Go Ria. All right. Feeling it?

I'm feeling it. Ready? Ready, guys? Yes, yes. Do you need them to give you a beat? No. You can give it to me after. Maybe you guys could add on.

Roe. Maybe you can finish it and this will be our next song. And are you, last question. Are you open to maybe genre flippingness? Kind of like a little lost type of. But I don't think the lyrics match genre flipping. Okay. It's called blunt thotty.

Oh, okay, okay. Ready? So this is definitely country. Yeah, ready. Maybe I need the Ria again. Go Ria. Go Ria. Okay, ready?

Got it, got it. Ready? I'm getting thotty with a blunt toddy. Titties in my face. I'll be rocking your body. Suicide doors in my Ferrari. Smoke going up. And now it's a party.

Open that window. My little shoddy. They want apologies, but I ain't saying sorry. No. Oh. Ria, Ria, Ria, Ria, Ria. Ria. That's fucking huge.

Wait, that was sick. Congratulations. What the fuck. On a real note, let's bring it back down to a real level. What would you rate that on a scale of 1 to 10? 10. I'll give it a 10. For real.

Really? Rope's really into it. I got to say I was watching it the whole time. I was fired up. Yeah. That was good. Rhythm was good. Themes on point. Sounded like something a rap would say, what did you say?

Titties in my face. I'll be rocking your body. Right, exactly. And it's called blunt thotty. That's kind of catchy. You got doors inside your car at one point. Suicide doors in my Ferrari. Yeah, that's awesome.

Unbelievable. I didn't even realize you had a Ferrari. I don't have a Ferrari. And titties won't be in my face, but listen, it's the rap game. It's all about getting these lyrics out there. It's about hype. Being a ghost writer, maybe people buying them. I don't know.

But do I want my name? name on it? Who knows? That was definitely better than Starvin Marvin. You think it was better than Starvin Marvin? It's definitely better than Starvin Marvin. I mean, I just took a steamy shit on Starvin Marvin. All right, everybody. New hit single, Blunt Thotty.

What was it called again? Blunt Thotty? Blunt Thotty. I was very confused about the name for what, for points in time. One word, blunt thotty. Oh, that's all. Let's listen. Let's hear it again.

One more time. We should start calling Bluntz. One more time, I need you guys to add in the background. All right. Ready? Ready? Okay. Go Ria.

Go Ria. All right. Bluntotti. Blunt thuddy. I'm getting thotty with a blunt toddy. Tiddy's in my face. I'll be rocking your body. Suicide doors in my Ferrari.

Smoke going up. Yeah, now it's a party. Open that window. My little shoddy. They want apologies, but I ain't saying sorry. Sorry. What did you do that? What did you do that?

Everyone wants apologies for it. That's what she was... That's what the line was... Was there because there were tities in your face? Before, she was like, who am I apologizing to? I was like, any... Everyone. The man.

No one. You're apologizing no one, but she's like, who wants the apology? I'm like, they want apologies. If Fran was like, everybody wants it. No, I'm going to... That was a little bit over the line, and then I'm going to need an apology for me. I am.

Will you? Nope. You're not? No, saying, saying sorry. Exactly. Damn, wow. So you keep it real. You're true to your wraps.

I'm true to my wraps besides the Ferrari and the titties in my face and all the other stuff. Speak all that into existence. Yeah, maybe it will happen. If you keep working this hard and you really put your nose to the grindstone and you get serious about this music writing, I think there is a possibility that one day, I'm not saying it's going to be tomorrow, but there is a possibility one day in the future you could have tities in your face. That is promising. The motivation I needed. Yeah. and the speech that I needed.

But that's better than, I'm being honest, that's better than Chanel West Coast. You think so? Yes. See, that's the thing. I didn't want people to think I'm trying to be a rapper, like Hannah G. on The Bachelor. Like, I was shitting on her for rapping.

That wasn't the case. I just think I came up with some pretty good lyrics. I thought the same thing. The bounce was good, too. The fucking rhythm was good, too. You're in a weird area where it's, like, good enough where it could be taken seriously. Exactly.

That's why I want people to know. Like, I think we were all on the same page on Starvin Marvin. Yes. Sarvin Marvin. I don't think anybody would send that off to a producer. No, no. This one, Jetsky, might buy it. This had people shaking their heads a little bit.

Yeah, people are definitely going to be into this. Are you guys lying to me or? I'm being dead serious. Like, remember on Housewives of, what was it, New Jersey, when, like, the daughter, like, tries to become a rapper or whatever, and it's terrible, and she's like, I'm only getting older. Yep.

That was terrible. What you just did had rhythm, concepts, It had a flow, a little swag, you're right there. I wish you would sign that contract. That would have been huge if you would sign that 360 deal beforehand. But the contract is not on the table anymore. Unfortunately, no. We had to be a new one.

After hearing the song, it's a no. We're doing a new one, but it's not just musical. It also includes all your podcast revenue. That's what we were talking about. That was the 360. I don't even get that. So no. Well, then you get to work that out with Barstall.

Yeah, you're going to have to talk to them. We need that. We need in on that. Damn, that was fire. Phenomenomenal. I think we ended on that note. We have to. Actually, let's end it on this note.

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of Winterfell. Our girl Arias Stark fucked it up. Let's just get to it though. Because I have to be honest, everybody has been pissing me. off. And that's why I've been waiting to talk to you about it. I have not been broadcasting my thoughts around the office like other people, because I just

can't do it. I can't take it. I have to put my headphones in. Everyone's pissing me off about this. So Battle of Winterfell happened. Obviously, we know Aria Stark, the baddest bitch in the universe, killed the Night King. I'm very happy with that. Same. I'm very happy with that. Very pleased. Love Aria. One of my favorite characters now

probably my favorite character. Yeah. I wanted the Night King to die. I didn't want the Night King to win, like some people did. Like, I don't know how you could be rooting for the Night King, but I definitely wasn't rooting for the Night King. So I'm very happy. We got him out of the way.

Yeah. That's how I feel about the episode. Like, all right, the dead is gone. The Night King is done. Goodbye. Move over. It's Iron Throne Time. I feel like people have just gotten so caught up in the,

in the fan theories and if this is going to happen, is this not going to happen, that this whole episode, I mean, this whole season has just gotten so much hype because all of these ideas are floating around that now you watch it and you're like, oh,

I kind of wish what we were talking about actually happened. But like that was never on the table. That was never on the table. And people are like, well, I could have wrote, Aria killed the Night King. Yeah,

but did you? Yeah. You were thinking that the Night King was going to King's Landing. While you were worried about that, this was happening. So I agree with that. So many people were worried way too much about the conspiracies and theories.

And they're just not enjoying the show for it being a show. It's a fucking TV show. Just enjoy the show. And they're like, oh, not enough people died. And I get that because watching it, it was shocking. I was shocked. The people were like, Greyworm, he

deserved to die. And not deserved, meaning he did anything bad. But he was the first one in line. Like he should have been done. I was very shocked. Jamie and Brianne, how did they make it? They should have been done. Sam was literally just like crying on the ground. Yes. There were

times where it was like, okay, how are these people living? You know, they would almost die and then somebody would be there to save them the next second, always. Like it happened multiple times in the episode, which is where I got a little annoyed and was like, okay, you know, they're not going to be saved every single time. Eventually

someone's going to have to die. But in the end, I'm okay with, you know, I don't really care that much that nobody really died besides a few because now it makes for a much more interesting last three episodes. Right. Because now we're going to see the people and the politicking and backstabbing. And I rather, not that I want this to happen, but I rather watch Circe literally stab Danny in the heart than watch a white walker kill Danny. Right. You know? Like I rather see the human-on-human interaction than. have the Whitewalkers take over. So the fact that they, they conquered them and they won good for them. People were upset like, oh, you know, it's a fairy tale ending and this

and not the other thing. And they loved Battle of the bastards, which was not, I wouldn't say a fairy tale ending, but Ramsey was killed. He was dead. So it's not like Ramsey won and the evil took over. It's like, no, the bad guy still lost. Yeah. But I don't know. That's how I feel about it. I'm just enjoying the show. Like Robbie Fox

tweeted, I'm along for the ride. Wherever they want to take me, I'm going with it. And you're right, because I'm also assuming that everybody who stayed alive will have some kind of important role in the next three episodes following how the hell they're going to handle Kings Landing because their army was just demolished.

Like, they have not even close to the amount of people that they had. So now they've got to take on Cursi. That's going to be exciting. And I guess that whole dynamic, I'm assuming is why they kept, like, Brian and Jamie, like, alive just because we could be gearing up for some epic showdown between Jamie and Sersie and Brian's there helping on Jamie side. But like, will Jamie flip? Will he stay where he is? Yeah, I agree with that. That's why I'm happy they're alive because now we're going to see more of that.

We're going to, the battles aren't everything in Game of Thrones. A lot of the episodes are just talking and moving around and moving the puzzle pieces, playing behind each other's back. That's what I'm excited for. And people are going to die. More main characters are going to die. That's just, there's no way that they don't. So I don't know why everyone's freaking out. And also, it shows something about all of us that we're all like, oh, not enough people died.

You know, like, oh, we're upset that not enough people died. I mean, we saw Lady Leanna get squeezed to death. Yeah. We saw her get squeezed to death as she stabbed the giant in the eye. They had the audacity to squeeze a little girl on screen. And people are like, no, the writers, they lost it. They're not ruthless. They're caring about people's feelings.

They squeeze the little girl on screen. I don't think they're caring about people's feelings that much. I almost feel like we've been, like, desensitized. as watching so many seasons of this show and having so many ruthless things happen that now we're like, well, that must not have been ruthless enough. But when you look back and think about it, 100%.

The other thing that also made me laugh a little bit was everybody complaining about how dark the screen was, that's been like every setting in the north, in like Winterfell ever. It's always so dark. Like any time I've watched Game of Thrones any season, like I have my brightness on my television up all the way because in the north and in Wintervale at the wall, it's so dark. All the battles so dark. And the battles are dark. And also this was the long night. It was a night battle. It was a night battle. People are wishing. It was a night battle. You're not going to see it. That's the one thing. I know I'm harvesting on the fact that a lot of people are saying different things. But that's where my passion for what I feel, comes from because I just get mad at everybody else. I'm like, what are you? I feel yeah. What are you saying? You know, for so long, the talking isn't good enough and the battles

aren't good enough. The battle's not good enough. The talk and the people who hated last episode are like, well, last episode was better. Oh, now last episode was better because you didn't like the battle that much. And then I want to talk about Aria because Aria has been one of my favorite characters, one of your favorite characters, and a fan favorite for a long time. But there are some people out there who hate Aria and, you know, they don't like her backstory and her fighting and all the seasons she's been training. Well, clearly it was all for something. Right.

You know, it all meant something. It was all on purpose. It was all connected. I mean, the creator said that they've known that it would be Aria to kill the Night King for the last three years now. Right. Especially when you look back and you see the Red Witch talking to her and when she was I think that was what season three that they were had that for their first meeting or whatever that I forget when exactly it was.

And with the, you know, brown eyes, green eyes, blue eyes situation. And then Brand giving her the dagger. And Brand saying no one can kill the Night King. Right. A girl is no one. Brand like she gets that dagger. It's the only dagger that she needed that to kill the Night King. That we weren't picking up on.

And I think that I think it was fantastic. Aria killing the Night King, I think, is the way it should have gone down. If anybody was going to kill the Night King, she should be the one. If John Snow killed the Night King, boring. But he didn't. While we're on the topic of John Snow, he didn't do it for me. He's probably one of the characters that just didn't do it for me in this battle. Because he was on the dragon and usually we're used to seeing John down in the battle actually getting dirty with it.

But he was just flying around on his dragon. And as far like yeah I enjoyed the episode I did Yes but as far as like Battle strategy It kind of seemed like they threw everything at Like any any strategy that they had Just like went out the window

Like Charging The Army of the Dead When that's like what they do You know like that it's like That's clash is not gonna work right So you see the Dorothy Rackie go in, which visually was very cool.

Very cool. To see all, like, the fire go out. To see their swords get lit up in the first place, it was so cool. And then just two seconds later, watch them all go out, you're like, oh, they're fucked. They're fucked. And I thought Jora was dead. Oh, yeah. Which I kind of... I thought they were all dead. It's like they're all dead. I wanted that to happen. I wanted Jora to just disappear

like that, just so we could be like, oh, shit. And then people wouldn't be able to say that they weren't ruthless enough. But he came back. And then he died anyway. Yeah, exactly. But that's why it's just like, It was so crazy because I was like, well, battle-wise, I feel like this is really just, there was no planning that went into the, or maybe they just weren't expecting. Danny and John were up in the clouds. They couldn't see shit. It was like a blizzard.

They were literally useless. At some point, at one point I did catch myself, like yelling at my TV, like, hello, fire, dragons. Anybody want to, like, maybe burn some more of the dead here? That's the problem I'm having in my head is I'm torn between if I think Danny. need fire if I think Danny really helped or if I don't think she helped because the dragons did help they did burn a lot of people and they did have the Dothraki they needed the dragons they needed the dragons for sure but could they have been used more yes they could have I feel like they could have been used more but also you know they got stuck in the clouds it seemed like they don't know

I don't know what the deal with dragons are they got stuck up there it seemed what am I supposed to say right it seemed like their focus was like was so torn because it was it was like are we focusing on the Night King and Brand and trying to stay in that area or are we seeing all of these people get fucking shopped to death so maybe we should

try and help them out more so it's like they it seemed like maybe they didn't know yeah and I want to talk about Theon because he's he's dead finally some are saying finally because it feels like Theon has been dead for so long that's kind of how I feel

about it. Very touching moment when Brand says you're a good man. Thank you. And I thought it was a great death. He just ran in for it. He ran towards the Night King. He was sacrificing his life. Done. Dead. In my mind, I wasn't that upset about Theon dying just because he was reek. Like, he was basically dead.

You know? Oh, yeah. At this point. He made horrible, horrible decisions and was a horrible person. And they gave him they gave him the redemption story. And I feel like we all assumed that that was going to happen. Like he was going to protect Bram, but he was going to die for it. Yes.

And Hank made a good point. Credit Hank. Credit Hank. He showed up with like 25 arrows. Like, what is that going to do? For real. Beyond. You got to come more strapped than that.

Right. That's what I'm saying. It just felt like they were wildly unprepared. Wildly unprepared. But I am. most excited for when Aria tells everyone that she killed the Night King.

Like, what is that going to be like? She's going to go back and it's like, who? Who did it? Who did it? Fucking Aria. Imagine Gendry when he finds out that Aria killed the Night King. He was suggesting that she stayed out in the crypt. If they didn't have her, maybe the Night King

would still be alive. There was a lot of debate too on whether Aria just like swooped in. I saw some thought that she took the face of one of the long-haired white white walkers, but I don't think she has that ability. No, she does.

I mean, she could take anybody's face if she kills them. But if she killed the white walker, the body, like, it's just, they, like, evaporate. You know what I'm saying? Like, they're just gone. Like, how do you, you can't, like, take his face? No, don't they just, like, I feel like a lot of them crumble and die. Unless she lit them on fire. Like, it was a different thing.

But if she did, if she went, like, valerine steel. or whatever on the Dragon Goss? Yeah, on the Whitewocker. I don't know, but I don't think that she, I think it would have been a little more obvious if she took their face. I didn't think that either until I saw people on Twitter being like,

oh, she obviously took the face. I don't think she did. I don't think she did. And a lot of people are saying she jumped out of nowhere, but that's Aria's thing. Yeah. Is that she's very sneaky

and can sneak up on you. So it makes sense that she snuck up on me. Right. And you saw like that wush. Like there was like a wush. whoosh of air and the guy's hair moved and that's when he turned his head and then Aria came out of nowhere so it was like I guess she just kind of ran

right in kind of nuts that nobody noticed or tried to stop her but I guess that's just already yeah and it's one of those things that I'm not going to complain about that I was fucking epic watching her just fall from the sky I just keep going I'm like yeah that doesn't make sense but I'm going to

keep chugging along and just enjoyed the show once again it's a TV show so you have to remember that there are going to be plot holes that don't really make a lot of sense, but you just keep going. Now I'm just excited for it to go back to normal. Yeah. Not normal, but we're going to stop talking about the dead and the white walkers and the Night King. And a lot of people are into that. I'm not into it. Like, I really don't care where the Night King came from. I know that he just wanted to end humanity and he was made because he was struck with Dragon Glass. I feel like we got his backstory and I knew what he was

about. He just wanted to take over and kill everyone and have the dead take over. And that's it. He's done now. Move on. Right. Done over with. And I guess I would, I would assume maybe that not every character has like a crazy backstory, you know? Like he was just created in this way and that might be it. Like there might not be anything else really to it and except that he just wanted to take down all of humanity. Yeah, and I'm sure when the prequel comes out, because they're going to do a prequel, that they'll give more on the Night King. Yeah.

That would make sense. And it makes sense, like, if we're talking about from an HBO standpoint, you know, keep people asking questions. Right. Right. I think that they're going to tie it together exactly, not exactly the way we want it to, but I think that they're going to tie it together in a way that we appreciate in the end rather than, you know what,

I don't know what I'm saying because everybody's gonna be pissed off anyway. Like, I don't know why I even bother saying everybody's gonna be happy with the way they end it because I think that we're going to hear people hating every episode until it's over. Yeah.

I'm really waiting to reserve judgment on, like, good or bad or whatever, until the end, because it's like, it's six episodes. I don't feel like bitching and moaning after every Sunday night when I'll watch. the whole thing.

And as of right now, I'm enjoying it. Let me, I got, I had my, my, first of all, the entire battle, I was, I was, I was, I thought they did a very good job of making it seem like hope was lost. Oh, I thought they were done. I was like, these guys are all fucking dying.

Like, they're, how are they possibly going to win this? When the Blue Dragon came through and just started firing it off. Yeah. I, they were all done. I was like, this is it. They're playing the music. Sansa and Tyrion, that moment when they were hiding together. Did you like that moment? I liked that moment a lot. I did too. I liked that moment a lot. I thought they were going to die. I was like, they're about to go out there and they're going to die and I'm not going to be that upset about it.

I'm going to cry. Yeah. But it's, you know, them dying together, I could be happy with, which is why I was okay with that scene. I was happy that they didn't die. Right. And the Night King, having the recently dead become walk walkers was so sick like when lady mormons eyes flipped and went blow I was like oh shit I expected that but I expected it to happen if it was like they killed jamie and then all of a sudden Jamie

right was fighting against them I was expecting it to be a little more of a main character but I do like that something in the crypt I was expecting to a little bit more than than just mayhem only because I was like it's the stark family crypt Like is somebody recognizable about to just like come out of the crypt? Yeah. I don't think it could have been Ned

because he doesn't have a head. No. That's the one thing about Ned everyone. Ned Starkmane. He doesn't, his head got chopped off. So the chances of it getting reattached and coming back to life is not very high.

And what we did see they were all like very much skeletons. Right. Which checks out. They're in the crypt. Probably been dead for a very long time. But I'm ready for Arias Stark. take over. Although I don't think she wants to be the ruler of the seven kingdoms. Probably not. She just wants to be a fighter and she wants to fight for her family, fight for the

North. I fucking love it. It all is worth it because Aria killed the Night King. It's like we could look at it from all different angles. Not enough people died. It wasn't as ruthless. Whatever. Aria killed the Night King and that's all that matters. I gasped. I thought she was dead. I was like, I thought she was dead. I was like, oh no. Oh no. Oh no. I couldn't believe they we're going to kill Aria like that. The hand drop switch was so sick. So good. Have you seen the videos of Bazy Williams doing those tricks not in Game of Thrones? Because she's a real life assassin. Like she could go, she could get out there and fight if she wants to. Right. She has the skills. She has the skills now. That's why she's even more of a badass because she's actually

doing these things in the show. She's actually flipping the knives around and I don't know. And it's also just an amazing. This episode was so, like so much credit is due to these. actors, I can't even imagine putting, like, filming scenes like that. They're so intense and draining, and you have to make it look like you are on the verge of dying, like screaming, dying between Brienne falling in Jamie and just, like, absolute disaster. The most relatable thing was the hound, like, having a panic attack. Yeah, he was hiding.

He was like, fuck, we're all going to die. I kind of love that because I think that was the most relatable thing because it's this big guy you expect him to get out there and fight and he's nervous. He's scared. He was like, holy shit. I love the hound in Aria's relationship because she wanted to kill him at some point. And she based many points. Many points. And she left him to die.

And now they're back together and he kind of saved her a little bit. You know, he took her along with him. and I'm curious to see what's next for them because I think something with Aria, the hound, and the mountain is going to happen. That would be so sick. Whether Aria goes to kill Circe and the mountain tries to kill Aria and the hound jumps in

or the hound is protecting Aria from them. I don't know what it is, but I feel like something like that is bound to happen. Yeah. And the episode ending with the Red Wend, witch just kind of fading off felt fitting. Like it was like her battle, like the light against the dark. They were victorious and she was just like, all right, peace out.

This is it for me. I'm done. I was happy with that. Yeah. I was like, okay, she did what she had to do. Goodbye. Yeah. I felt like she played a good role in this episode.

Like it wasn't too heavy about her, but she came in. She helped when she needed to. Got the trenches lit up and was able to drop that last little tidbit on Aria. Like, hey, remember what we talked about. You know what you've got to do. You can do it. Not today. I love it.

It was the ultimate pump-up speech from her. It really was. The one thing, the one underlying thing for me is Bran. does he know everything or does he not know anything? I just block him out. So do why. This whole time I've blocked him out and then it always goes back to, but what about Brand?

And I said this, I watched the episode again last night after I watched it the first time. I watched it again and I was watching it with Hank and I was like, but where is he right now? Like where is he? But also, if he knows everything that's going to happen and he knew Theon was going to die right there and he was like, Theon, you're a good man. Thank you. then how didn't he know what? Like, what?

I don't know. What does he know? What does he not know? What is he doing? Honestly, I hope. Everything about him confuses me because I don't know how he can know everything, but then also not stop the battle from happening. It's like one of those things where it's very, it's very, excuse the Avengers analogy,

but it's like very Dr. Strange. It's like they know, but like they can't get involved. because then it would fuck up the path. Dr. Strange was my least favorite Avengers movie, I will say. That's fair. My least favorite. That is fair.

That's very fair. But it's just one of those things. It's like, oh, with the people who can see if they get involved, it fucks everything up, and then the outcome changes anyway. So it's like you're just along for the ride. But it's true. If we go these six episodes and have no explanation on brand and what he's doing, and what he's trying to do,

like what motives he has, that, that'll piss me off. That'll piss me off. So what the fuck has he been doing this whole time? I agree with that. The Night King, you could not tell me the backstory on the Night King and I'll be completely fine.

I'll carry on my merry life. All right? Brand? Yeah. Yeah. It's driving, it's driving me nuts now that this is now in my head again, that I still don't understand

why Brand knows everything, but then doesn't tell people, but does he know everything or does he not know everything? What is it? Also, when he was like, I got to go. Remember? Yeah. And he's just like, I got to go. Yeah.

Okay. All right, Brian. Bye. He goes, I got to go. And then it flashed to obviously the Ravens flying, but it flashed the Night King really fast. And for a second, I was like, fuck. Are they saying Bran is the Night King? Because he was like, I got to go.

And all of a sudden, it was the Night King. And it threw me off for a little bit. And then it became a little more clear. the end that he was not but I still don't know what he's doing he's just sitting there he knows stuff he doesn't know stuff I don't know Teryon knows his whole story so I hope something comes from that because remember that conversation got cut out I hope we get some some explanation on brand would be just excellent definitely I agree but and uh the other thing that I was worried about that I think I hope Twitter cleared up for me um was ghost I was like is ghost alive is ghost

apparently ghost. Trailer shows ghosts. Next week they saw, I wasn't looking closely enough, so I missed it. I did catch two dragons because right when it ended, I was like, what's the deal with the dragons? I thought the same thing. We have one dragon, we got two dragons, what's the deal?

We saw both dragons in the trailer for next week and ghost. Yes. Thank God. I actually had a panic attack, not a panic attack, but I had a moment when I was getting drinks before the episode, so like whatever, Sunday, with a couple of friends. And we were just having a little Game of Thrones debate who we thought was going to die, whatever.

And somebody mentioned ghost. And they were like, well, I think ghost is probably dying. And I was like, no, I was like, I didn't even think about that. And I'm one of those people that is more affected by animals dying than humans dying. I'm not. That's the thing. When it comes to movies, I was like, please don't give me some very depressing ghost death. I won't act like ghost death would really affect me that much.

That's fine. I can't sit here and act like I even cared if he was in the trailer or not in the trailer. I was like, all right, he's, whatever. It mattered to me. It mattered to you. I didn't think about him, but I am so ready. This is the best part about it. No matter what, no matter you hated the episode or not, you are so ready for the next

episode. You're so ready to see what happened. Totally. At this point, anything could happen. I'm actually very happy we're getting Circe back to. Me too. We just haven't seen her. Me too.

And people, you know, they thought, oh, we're, you know, so many people are going to die. So many people are going to die. Oh, it wasn't shocking. But it kind of was shocking. that the Night King just was killed by Aria. I think it was shocking because we did expect a lot of people to die. So I think they did put one on us again. And we have no idea what's coming the next year episodes.

Absolutely zero. We still have John and Danny to figure out they're fucking related and they're fucking. So you've got to figure something out there. And they both know it now. And they both know it. We got Aria and Jendry. And how are they going to react when they find out she killed the Night King? What is Sonsa going to do now that they don't really need Dan?

Danny and her dragons. So many unanswered questions. Anything could happen. And I'm ready for it. I'm very excited. I think that they're killing the Night King the way they did, I'm hoping tease up for an epic battle for the King's seven Kings. I think that there will be another battle, of course.

I'm hoping that Aria kills Searcy and, you know, everyone's like the green eyes. It's pointing to it. But now is that too obvious? Right. Because she killed the Night King. She's going to kill both of them. and Arias just going to be the best person in the entire world. I would love that.

I would love that. But I just think it's a little unrealistic. Right. You're very right. So we'll see. Yes. All right. And that wraps up our thoughts because honestly we were frustrated today.

I'm glad we both were able to get it out. I've been dreading coming to work on Monday mornings, just hearing everybody complaining about the show. I put my headphones in before and I turned to them. I said, I'm not talking about this because everybody complaining. You're all pissing me off. Friend, we have to talk about Vanderpumperwoles. because the finale was Monday night. And soon we will be heading into the three-part reunion,

which is the most excited I've been for a Bravo show in a long time, even though I love Vanderpump Rules. This reunion looks like it's going to be the best thing that Bravo has put on TV. For real. I'm super pumped up about it. But let's talk about this week's finale. There wasn't much going on because it is the finale. They're wrapping up the season.

It was very nice. It was a nice wrap up. We got a lot about Jackson Brittany because, of course, they showed their engagement party in this episode. And we saw, you know, Brittany's dad still questioning Jackson a little bit, but he's just along for the ride. He's happy for Britney. He's just going with the flow. And I think my favorite part about this episode had to be Sheena. Yeah, poor Sheena.

It's just like everybody, they kept cutting to all the happy couples. Like everybody at the engagement party, like, it's like, oh, there's Jackson, Britney. dancing. There's Katie and Schwartz. There's Dossy and Bo. There's Kristen and Carter. Everybody's happy. There's San Juan Ariana. Everybody's doing well. And Sheena and Adam had a total breakdown. After time and time again, Adam said that he didn't want to commit. They could see other people. But Sheena went on a date with somebody else and things escalated.

they slept together. Fuck Adam. This guy's the worst. Adam's just like a little baby. No, there's no other way to put it. He's the worst. And I'm not afraid to say that about him because he has shown it. So the episode starts off and Sheena's upset because Adam was mad at her for going out with this guy. Like you said, Ethan, we saw it on the last episode. He cooked her dinner. And then she said, you know, they did some other stuff because they had a great night.

Whatever. Adam asked Gina about it. Sheena tells him yes, I did sleep with him. And Adam is just so mad at her. And I just think it's so unfair because he has made it clear to her that he doesn't want to be with her, but he

doesn't want her to be with other people. And that's just so unfair. That's just manipulating someone. That is literally being a manipulator. And it's not fair to Sheena because she really likes Adam, but she's like, how do I get this guy to commit to me? He won't commit to me because he's just playing me. He's just playing

her. That's why he's the worst because he was so mad about Ethan. Right. But yeah, he won't commit to Sheena. Like, how are you, how are you allowed to be mad? And then Sheena is falling for it. Yeah. She thinks it's okay that he's mad. If I, if I was Sheena, I would have looked him in the face and said, fuck you. I have a feeling some of it was a little bit of, like, curated drama. Only because they're still... You're very woke today. No, it's just because they're still, like, so close, you know? Like, there's, they're so friends. she always says that they're like best friends.

Yeah, but. But in that moment, I can totally see that they had a big, like the emotions during that fight, I felt super genuine. But like, Sheena being like, do you love me? Do you love me? Do you love me? Do you love me? Like, I just felt like I was like, whoa, okay.

No, no. I think that's happening. I think that was real. I think that was very real. And I think people will shit on Sheena for asking that question. because they're not even dating and I get that but they're best friends she says it all the time

Adam is so mean exactly so he says they're best friends they're best friends their best friends they're best friends best friends best friends love one another right he could have been like listen I love you as a best friend and he was so rude I love you as a best friend I am attracted to you maybe I don't love you in that way but I do

you know I care about you and love you and love you as a friend she was like do you love me do you love me and he was just like no and she was like you're not going to tell me He's like, no, I don't love you. It's just, it's like, why you gotta be so mean about it? Like, you don't, you don't want her sleeping with anybody. Was he really that pissed about her? He must have been about her sleeping with somebody else.

You don't want her sleeping with anybody else. You don't want to date her. And you straight up say, I don't love you. But then you're going to get mad at her for hooking up with somebody else. You're fucked up. Yeah. That's not right. And on the party bus, she said that Adam doesn't go down on her.

That's fucked up as well. Another, another ex for Adam. Exactly. This guy is just such a bitch boy. in my opinion. Everything about him. Like, number one, when she said that, when she was like, well, he, you know, he cooked me dinner and he went down on me for 30 minutes and Adam doesn't do that. And all the girls on the bus were like, okay, well, now it makes sense.

Like, duh, China would hook up with him. Stasi's face when she said that Stasi was like, he doesn't. Yeah, like, what is Sheena getting out of this? Sheena just is Adam's quote-unquote best friend. He has sex with her when he wants, probably gets blow jobs all the time. And then he just is just like, no, you can't be with anybody else. I won't please you and I don't love you and we won't date. It was ruthless.

Not right. And the engagement party was, the engagement party was awesome. It was beautiful. I want Brittany to just have like every amazing fairy tale moment that she wants. Like when she started, when she got up and started talking and started crying, I cried, you cried. We both cried. We both cried. I hate to admit it.

I hate to admit it. But here we are saying that we teared up at Jack's Taylor's engagement party. We did. We teared up at Jack's Taylor's engagement party. We might need a group. I have to admit it. If you also teared up at Jackson Brittany's engagement party, let us know. Just let us know and make us feel better about this.

Because never in my life did I think I would be watching a Jacks Taylor engagement party and crying at it. But I just couldn't help it. I was so happy for them. Lisa got up there. Lisa got up there with her pink bra sticking out. What an outfit from LVP. Like not only did she wear white to an engagement party where Brittany was in white,

but she just had her normal hot pink bra and lace sticking out. It was like a, obviously a scoop neck dress, but it was like a square. So like the bra you could see out of the corners. and the straps. Just, I mean, LVP does not believe in strapless bras because they do not give her the push that she needs. Yeah. She loves having her boobs out.

Can't knock on that? She's got great boobs. She does. Her cleavage looked fantastic at the party, but holy bra. Can I just say did LVP bring back having your bra on straps out? Because I think so.

She might have. I think so. We've been so busy trying to hide it and she's just out here embracing it. Why are we trying to hide our bra on? bras when LVP is like, no, everybody, have your bras out. Check out my lace red pink bra. Hot pink bra.

Out of my white square dress. Like when you're wearing body suits and you're like, oh no, I need sticky boots or something to cover me up. Just fucking wear a hot pink bra because that's what LVP would do. That's all that matters. Listen, she is somebody I would model my life after. And if that means having my bra out, then fine. Sorry, Mom and Dad.

I don't care. Right. It's and it's so true That's kind of what Ariana was saying to her When she was like Can you stop making foot of Tom and Tom Oh I forgot about that

Um Like Lisa was just like I was joking like chill She was like I just want I thought Ariana what she said was super sweet Because it was just She's standing up for a man And they love Lisa so much

That it's like hey We just want Like we just want you to respect us As much as we respect you very fair. They're business partners now. And it was all around, beautiful party. We had a funnel out. They got Lisa to do a little beer funnel.

It was great. Lisa doing her own bedazzled LVP beer funnel. Lisa doing the beer funnel. The visual is too funny. So funny. And the ending when she just walks off and goes, that's how you leave a party. Yeah, she said, I know.

She was like, I never turn away from a dad. Like, oh my God, you are such a queen and I can't get over it. Like, she makes me just hate my life because I'm like, why can't I grow up and be Lisa Vanderpump? I also love how... Just kidding, I love my life. But I'm saying Lisa Vanderpump is fucking awesome. Look, I'm not going to lie. I've felt fairly conflicted with everything that's going on in Beverly Hills and just like the drama with her and Kyle.

Because she's so good on Van der Punders. I'm like, fuck. Like, what's going on with you, Lisa? And it's just, it's hard because I've always really love. loved Kyle too and it's it's so sad to see their friendship just like not exist anymore it's just like totally over I think Lisa's just going to be done with with real housewives she said she's going to go back she did when when they're done I forgot what the quote was I have to find it but she she mentioned going back wow I thought it was kind of like all but

sealed that she was done um I there was something um oh no 22 hours ago how Kyle Richards feels about Lisa Vanderpump leaving. Yeah. Kyle Richards is sharing how she really feels about Lisa Vanderpump's possible departure. We got to move on. And then she said that they just have to, yeah, the show must go on. Yeah. And that's it.

So they said they can't say and it's not really, nothing is official. So she might be back and she might not. But I'll say when we saw her in, in L.A., she mentioned. she was like I'm just I'm still doing it I'm just not filming with them yeah it's pretty hard to continue that exactly for a whole other season

and I think that's what she said again I think that's what I saw the other day I don't know but I think she's just burning every bridge like she's out with like Doree and her not like every episode is just like another friendship ending for her I

I loved Kyle and Lisa together that's when I actually was watching Beverly Hills was when their friendship I think was at They were at the peak and they were so fun together and it was so funny to watch and I think that they were at the highlights of the episodes. But you're right. It's hard because when you're watching. And then I'm like, what the fuck is going on with Beverly Hills? But she's great on Vanderpump.

And I love her and Ken on Vanderpump. Exactly. They're so good on that show, which I think is maybe why she wants to separate herself from Beverly Hills. because if she separates herself in Beverly Hills and then she only has Vanderpump rules, then she looks great. There's nothing bad about her on better Vanderpump rules. The optics are way better.

Exactly. Yeah, because all the Vanderpump people like love her so much. Yeah. And she's at the engagement party. She's, I love when she talks about the beginnings of her and Ken. She's like, Ken was like, Ken, I got, people say, you know, people say you can change, Ken change, Jacks can change. Oh, yeah, she's like, if Ted Todd can change, then so can change.

Yes. So can Jack. Which I love. adorable because they're just they've always been a couple goals but then you go and watch Beverly Hills and it's like all right Ken keep it in your pant like do you really need to scream at Kyle

as much as you screamed at Kyle yeah and she he was defending Lisa I understand but it was just everything was just so intense that it was like it's just a totally different side of them that you see on on different shows yeah but she just needs she needs to stick it with like people like Tom Schwartz yeah that's it

She looks great there. Stasi mentioned how she just wants a boyfriend or husband that will follow her around like Ken does with the dog. And then they zoom in on Ken with the dog. And the dog just always looks dead. Always. I know. Does not stop looking like it's dead. How cute was Bo talking about wanting to marry Stacey?

He's adorable. He's so cute. People love him and I get it. I love him. I think he's so good. I'm so happy he's on the show. I hope nobody comes after Bo on the reunion. No.

No. Hopefully he'll be the comic relief on the reunion Because wow I wish we could play the full clip I don't know if it's no it's not even Yeah yeah it's not even worth it to play I am stunned at Brittany Yelling because we haven't seen that before

But I'm hype for it I love when a nice girl like that Get sassy out of nowhere Love it James being a douche per usual I used to be on a You can tell we're getting an epic Jackson And James showdown

I used to be on a side back like way before it got really bad with James where I was like, how bad can he be? Because I stopped watching for a little bit. I mean, he seems really bad. He's just mocking Brittany. He's not listening to anybody. It's pathetic.

It seems like Sandoval's going to try and defend James, too. And that's when Brittany was like, you're his fucking best man. Like, are you kidding me? Well, Sandival also was defending the fact that they were calling Raquel dumb. And then Kristen was like, well, she is dumb. And it's like, okay, yeah, but.

Yeah, it's so tough. That's, yeah, it's, it's, So tough. And then current day situation right now, it seems like Katie and Schwartz just moved into a new house. It looks fucking stunning. It looks stunning. Beautiful.

And there were rumors that Lala and RAND broke up, but they were, Lala was posting stories of him out of sight. So I think they're fine. Yeah, she just, she deleted some Instagrams of them. And that's what people were talking about. They were like, oh, Lala is deleting Instagrams with Rand. But maybe she was just doing an Insta purge or something. So you know what?

I was about to delete a picture of me and Hank. my Instagram last night, not because of any reason, but because I looked at the picture and didn't think I looked as good as I did when I posted it, you know? Yeah. When you go back and you see that and you're like, ah, you know, it's not doing it for me anymore. But then I didn't delete it because I was like, if I delete this, are people going to think we broke up or something? Right.

You know? Yeah. I mean, that's exactly what happened with them. I'm not lot. Yeah. But they were at Katie and Schwartz's house looked amazing. saw a nice portrait of

Lisa on the floor in their house like that's just gonna go up somewhere I would have a portrait of Lisa Van der Kroch who made their lives The house looks The house looks stunning

It's like how the Kardashians They should have a picture of Kim Kardashian In their rooms Yeah A portrait of some sort Yeah totally Pay your respects Right but it looked like everything was fine

It was like Lala Stasi Katie Schwartz They ran they were all hanging out It looks like they are planning some trip Paris Stasi put on her story that they were planning a Paris trip. The vacations these people go on. Back to trips quickly at the engagement party from the finale.

That was very nice of Lala. Like Lala handled not being in the bridal party very well. And poor Brittany is so cute. Like she was so nervous about Lala being upset. She was like, well, I feel like a giant turd. I love that she was like, I hope Lala doesn't want to kill me. And then Lala's like, no, it's fine. No, it's your day, honey.

Like do what you want. Yeah. Here's just a free trip to Cabo whenever you guys want to go with us. And Brady was like, well, fuck, now I feel bad. Yeah, I mean, well, that's what happens when you get that money. She said, we'll fuel up to Jen at any time. I know. It's kind of a baller move by Lala. Like, be so sweet and nice about it.

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It's been great. I love being a mommy. It's like the best job ever. We, the special has been so great. It's so funny. It's just so enjoyable. It's funny. It's both at the same time.

I'm glad you guys are loving it. Oh, I love it. Kind of how we are, even if the cameras are not there. Yeah. You know, so I didn't even really know what to expect when I was like, okay, we'll do it on the third trimester. I'm just thinking, okay, I'm going to be sleepy all the time. Moody, not want to do anything. But as you can see, just we have a great relationship. Right. And I make fun of Dennis and Dennis takes it like a champ and sometimes he gets some in on me and

but we all love each other and we have a good time. Yeah. Were you nervous about filming this? Like not literally nine months. Yes. I'm telling you. Okay. So in the interview, I was most concerned about that because I'm like, okay, you have to sit there for hours. Right. And, you know, interview for like, what it's like it's definitely like about three or four hours so I'm like I can't sit here I'm three you know in my third trimester but um they were like listen if you need to eat in the middle of the interview if you need to like whatever you need to get up and so they really just let me be more free than we are on housewives on housewives it's just like you know you're right there but as you can see I'm like laying to the side I changed positions like five different times because like

PJ was kicking me hard at that time so I was having to move to and adjust So she could be comfortable. Right. Not me. Right. You had like a Greek goddess stance. Like you were just missing somebody with like grapes like colding. We should have.

You should have. Leaves blowing. That would have been perfect. Yeah. But so the filming, you were able to do what you were wanted to do if you're tired. What was that like? If they wanted to film you at a specific moment and you weren't feeling it, you kind of just have to go with the flow or there were a couple moments where we were supposed to, you know,

go out, you know, go to a restaurant or something and do some, some activity or whatever. And I was like, I can't guys. Like, I'm tired. And that's when you see we were just film at the house or whatever. So it was very authentic. They literally followed just what we were doing. So what we're going through as far as Dennis and I figuring out his clothes in the basement and what to bring up,

that was, I hadn't been to the basement. That was all real, you know. And later on in the season, you know, you'll see our mom's kind of bump head a little bit because, you know, they love us a lot. they're very opinionated on our relationship too so that brings a little drama in itself what was the biggest fight between the moms do you think um i'll have to say you know dennis's mom loves him a lot like any mom right but she voices issues that she feels like she has with me and then i was thinking that maybe she was telling him stuff and so it's like miscommunication happening and so

she confronts me and like just it's some other things that It gets a little heated. It doesn't go too far. I'm never going to disrespect somebody's mom. But you're being honest with each other. My mom had a conversation. So, yeah, it gets heated. And what does your mom think about it?

My mom, you know, she's very opinionated as well. I mean, she definitely, you know, feel a certain way about, you know, how I move and do things or how Dennis moves and does things. But she kind of feels like she doesn't want to get in between it. but of course if we're all so close-knit I mean they're at the house a lot because we're preparing for baby PJ so there's kind of no way to get around it like I have blowups Dennis we have blubs in front of them and then they have opinions about it and they speak on it so everybody kind of falls into the drama hole right we saw we saw you like totally surprised when Dennis was like I put down the money for the house like surprise how are you feeling in that moment It didn't feel like a great surprise. I mean, I kind of like surprises. Yeah.

You know, some people absolutely hate surprises. But I do like them. But that one, I was like, now, hold on. I just said I liked the house. And I might have said I loved it because... The house was pretty up. Yeah, I'm not going to... It was a pretty house.

It was a pool in the inside of the house. You won't complain about the house. Who could be? Who's not going to walk in there and see a pool in the middle of the house and not say, I love this? Yes. But it didn't necessarily translate to buy this. Right. was like ready to do it.

And I think, you know, like I said, from my perspective, I thought like, okay, we should have communicated with me. And in his mind, he was like, he's doing something sweet for the family and giving us a fresh start. And I'm like, well, hold on. Because I don't even know if I want to be starting outside of the house that we're in. So we had to figure that out. Were you nervous when everything with like, oh, he's still renting the house?

He still has it. Yeah. Did that just, I feel like it brings up bad memories. Yeah, it did. And I told him that, you know. Well, not at the time. I didn't tell him that. We later have to have other discussions because, you know, first thing, I'm from the South.

And all of our moms tell us, when you get with the next man, you don't tell him what the last one did, you know, because he's probably going to do that and more. So you just act like your ex was amazing to you. You know, so I hadn't told Dennis a lot of different things. And in a relationship, you have to kind of deal with the past before you can move forward. and so we had to figure our way out around that. That's funny what you said that you were told that you tell people that your ex was great to you. Yeah.

I have never heard that. I feel like my mom should have probably told me like, you know what? Tell everybody that your ex was great to you. Yeah, you can't overshare. You know, like I get on my... That was actually such a great idea. Because when you complain, you said the bar is so low. Exactly.

Because they know how you've been treated. And it's like, oh, you stayed with them, you know? It's like, even though they probably won't do the exact same thing. You're just letting them now. Yeah. You're like, no, I've always been treated like a princess. Yeah, you're letting them know you're open up to the insecurities, but right now you've got to let them know. No, I'm a clean.

But when you're, when you're pregnant and y'all about to get married, you got to drop all of that. You got to be very transparent. Y'all need to be on the same page. He needs to know what you went through so he can know your triggers. Yeah. And you can know his. Yeah. I want to talk about the baby shower because the baby shower was gorgeous, stunning.

Thank you. You looked beautiful. Were you expecting Dennis to do. A roast? No. No, I was not. He said he was going to do some jokes. And that in itself was like, oh, okay, baby, all right.

All right, you're a comedian now. Yeah, okay, comedian. All right, let's see what you got. And it wasn't until he said they told me to roast y'all. And I'm like, wait, who is y'all? And I later learned it was his own mom. He was about to roast. It was my mom.

He roasted, and he roasted my sister. And he roasted a couple housewives, but they didn't show that part. Oh, shit. Yeah, he was gone in. That is unfortunate. Yeah, it may be in some uncut stuff to be released later, but yeah, he went in on everybody. I was not expecting that.

I thought that was. What did you think about it after? Well, that's what made it funny. Yeah. You know, because at first it was like, okay, you're telling jokes about me trying to get a hammer across the street. Like, okay. But, you know, we're messy.

We're viewers of Housewives of Atlanta. So we're all like a little shade. So when he added that in there, then it was like, okay, now it's funny. Yeah, it's funny. Do you watch other Housewives shows? Yeah, I watch Potomit. Yeah.

And I watch Jersey and Beverly Hills here and there. I'm always curious about that. Just to see if you guys know what's going on with the other house. Oh, I'm maternity leave. Okay. I know it looks like I'm back at work right now, but I'm not. I'm at home all day 24-7. So I'm watching whatever can come, whatever can entertain me.

Has maternity leave been great? Are you, like, ready to work again? It's kind of in and out because look, here I am today. Yeah. In New York, you know what I'm saying? And then. we were filming into my maternity leave. So I probably had a solid three weeks really just at home.

And so then I have two months left. But there's word on the street that we might start back filming early. So then that kind of cuts into it. So really not much of immaternity. No, no, no. But, you know, the thing about it, though, is that I'm on a reality show. So I'm going to really stress that my reality is that I'm at home. You need to be at home.

You need to be sleeping. You need to be with the baby. Yes, come on, do these scenes at my house. Exactly. So it's maternity leave with a camera around. There you go. Yeah, I want to talk about PJ. What happened to Porsche Jr.?

I know. I was so hype for Porsche Jr. Yeah, you were. People were so on the fence. It was like, they were like, don't you dare name that baby Portia Jr. My little sister says all the time that she, her name is Gia and she loves her name.

She's like, if I have a daughter, I'm naming her Gia Jr., nobody can stop. Gia Jr. is cute. That rolled out of the tongue. real nice. I like that. So I was going to do it, but I told Dennis, I said, listen, if the baby comes out and she looks exactly like me, because on my side of family, the jeans are strong. So I was like, she looks like me. I named Portia Jr. Okay. That's what it is. Has to be. I will do it. It has to be, right? But she didn't. She came out and she looked just like her dad.

So I was like, all right, so then I get to pick the name. So it's kind of like. That's the name you just came up with. Did you have backup names? Oh yeah. We had a lot of names. Now, Dennis, there's a really fun scene on the show about names and us picking names, but we have like cookies that we posted, Dennis posted on the line of different names that we were choosing and going through. One of them was like, Po. And I was like, Poe. I can't even my daughter, Poe. And Penelopee was the number one runner,

too. So P names. Yes. So when I woke up from the C-Jection, they actually, everybody online were like, Oh, so her daughter's going to be named Penelope. And I'm like, hold on, wait a minute. I didn't even say Penelope yet, but he really, really, really love it. That was so funny. Is that the name of the P.O.E. Is it?

It rhymes with too many things, you know. Poe McKinley. We're trying to get some money. We're not trying to be Poe McKinley. But you already have an Instagram for PJ. Yes. It's almost out 100,000 followers already. Yeah, she is popping in from the back of her head.

Okay, girl. So when do you think you're going to show her face? I'm going to show her Well the last episode She's born And then Of course so they show her But not the good key one in the hospital

They come to the house And they film her So I'm going to show her then I'm going to drop her picture on her page Oh the followers are going to skyrocket They're mad right now Like if you pose one more picture of this baby's head Let us see our Instagram niece

She's got great hair Yeah Thanks I was prepared if she's didn't have any. I have so many headbands, but yeah, she got there. Yeah, yeah. So at the baby shower, it's funny because we, when Atlanta ended, we saw the reunion, talked about the baby shower, and then we actually saw the baby shower. So it was like kind of reverse. So in the reunion, we saw like, Nini be like, I wasn't there. I didn't send anything. Right. Has she sent anything

since then? No. No. No. She hasn't sent anything. What in the world? Yeah. And she's not going to send anything. Yeah. I don't think so. And this is, this, you felt like the reunion was, you're not getting anything. Yeah. I mean, we're neighbors. She didn't even have to ship it.

She could just drive it and drive it off, right? Right. Yeah. And you made your opinion very clear on the reunion, which I actually enjoyed because I felt you kind of stood up for the rest of the girls too because even they, everybody was getting crap. And, and, like, look, what are you doing? I felt like you voiced yourself very, very well.

Have you and Nini had any conversation or do you think it's just kind of done? It's just kind of done. I mean, I'm not going to reach out for what? Right. You know, I'm, listen, when I'm in home with my baby, she is the last person that I'm thinking about. When I talk to people when I'm in home with PJ, it's because they're calling a check on us and, you know, see if we need anything. That type of positive stuff. Yeah.

Anything negative and trying to rekindle something with somebody who didn't want it. For what? Now, what castmate sent you the best gift for PJ? Oh, the best gift. Now, you know, even if it was a onesy from Target, I got to say that it's the best, okay? I can't say what's the best, but all the girls sent a lot of key stuff. Yeah, Candy sent a lot of stuff. Tanya sent a mommy and me, these shoes that have like the wings on the back and then some little slippers for PJ.

And then King has sent, I love Mommy and Me. So Keynes sent another Mommy and Me. But yeah, all the girls sent really, really cute gifts. Did Andy Cohen send you a gift? Yeah, he did. What did you got? Oh, gosh, what was there was. It was some, um, it was some organic clothes.

They were really, really cute. They were, like, tan and green, like, really cute onesies and, like, little pants and shoes. Yeah. That's great. You mentioned candy. You guys were kind of up and down the whole season. It seems like you're in a good place now. Yeah, the roller coaster has stopped, I think.

Yeah. Or maybe it's just on the up forever. Will you guys follow each other on Instagram one day? We will. I think the only thing that's really... Who's... Are you waiting for her to follow you? I don't know.

For you to follow her. Like, what is it? It's like when you meet a boy and it's like who's gonna call her first. But we're doing it in public. Yeah. Because I know as soon as she follows me or I follow her, boom, it's on the blog.

Yeah. Like, oh. Yeah. We'll be posting about it. Yeah. So I think we're... You want to know. You want to have the team.

Right, right. No, I think that we're enjoying a real life rekindling of our relationship. And then I still like her pictures. She posted for the baby special. Because she's popular as hell. She still comes on my timeline.

Yeah, I'm sure she sees me too from time to time. Right. Yeah, so I still like her pictures and I support her. And she supports me. It's just done in real life, just not on Instagram. Got it. It's like one of those things when you're looking to see who's watching your story.

and they come up, but they don't follow you. It's a little back and forth. I hate that people watch who's watching their stories. Like, I can't stalk you. Like, why do you know that I watched your story? All right, so we'll look out for it. But I appreciate the real life relationship. Yeah.

Totally. Maybe we'll, like, sit there and have lunch and just press follow at the same time. That would be perfect. Right? That's the way to do it. So that way to do it is. All the blogs and everybody writes about it, you guys can tell everyone. Yes.

And we got to take a picture and, like, turn out. Yeah, we got to make it a thing. Because now it's a thing. Yeah. But we're going to follow. Right. It's like when Tristan Thompson and Kim Kardashian follow each other at the same time and there was a video. Okay.

True, true. Nice. Wedding. Yes. Are you into planning as it started? December 31st is the date, correct? Yes. So we haven't started planning yet.

We wanted to get PJ into the world. Safe and sound. And so now we're about to start working on it. And I'm super excited. we got to Any hints? Well, we got to decide whether we're going to get married

here in Atlanta or is it going to be destination. Dennis wants destination. Yeah. Destination of Year's Eve. Yeah. He wants it.

That would be nice. He wants a small wedding. And I have a big family so I kind of want a big wedding. So hopefully we'll come together. But either way, I just hope it's just magical. Like my baby shower,

when I tell you, I invited the right people. When I looked around, these were sisters. These are people who I text with on a daily, people who I talk to. I don't want to look around the room and see people who are just there to be there. So as long as like the right people at the wedding, that's all I really care about.

Do you have any eyes on a dress maybe that you're into or not yet? See, I kept telling my mom that I was going to do princess dress, you know, with a little corset or whatever. But if my body like comes all the way back snash, how dare I hide it, right? Right. Very true. Well, number one, you look great. You look great. Yes. Thank you. So I'll see. I'll see. see, I have until New Year's Eve, so it depends on what it's doing. Right. It'll be so funny if

you're feeling yourself, and it's like a couple weeks before, and you're like, I've got to change my dress. Right. Because you never know. Like, right now, I'm not really concentrating on, like, the snatchback. It's just too much pressure. Too much. It's totally been, like, a month. Yeah, I mean, because then if you concentrate

on the snatchback, then you start editing your pictures on Instagram or whatever. I'm like, listen, I can't suck in some days. Okay, so it is what it is. Just being you is great enough. You look great. Thank you. That's all it matters. All right. Unfortunately, we have to, we have to wrap it up. This is our last question. What is your go-to hot dog? Yes, we need to know this. Oh, I am Chicago dog. Okay. Chicago dog all the way, tomato and the celery salt is what does it for me in the peppers. Like, I just, I love it. Y'all make me hungry. Oh, we've been talking about hot dogs. What are your favorite?

Let me tell you my hot dog order. I think we're going to go get a hot dog. I need to know if you think this is weird because you guys are like hot dog king and queen. So hot dog wrapped in bacon with peanut butter, lace chips and pickles. Peanut butter with the bacon. Lays chips and pickles. It is fantastic. The peanut butter is the only thing I get back.

The peanut butter is when you got me stuck. But I got the pickles. I got the chips. Yeah. Wrapped in bacon with peanut butter. I swear by it. I might try it. He has like over 20.

different combinations at the original hot dog factory, but I don't know. Maybe, do you have peanut butter on a hot dog? You ever heard of that? Think about it. You ever heard of that? Trust me, because this one place I go to, it's their most popular dog. Really? Yeah.

Peanut butter with a hot dog wrapped in bacon. Did they not have ketchup? Like who? They got ketchup. They had a dog. I'm so boring. I'm telling you. I'm just ketchup, mustard, relish.

Yeah. And you're ready to go. Yeah. No, you put some onions on. on it? If they have it, yes. Okay, yes. Yes, see, I got to put onions on it. I don't discriminate against my hot dogs.

I like them all. I like ketchup, mustard, relish, and the peanut butter one. Well, he's got a surfing turf one and a breakfast hot dog. Oh, with eggs? Yeah, he'd go all the way out there with it. You got to open one up here in New York, babe. Yes, you do.

So we can go to it. Okay. You can name it the Chicks in the office hot dog, the peanut butter one. Amazing. All right. Portia, thank you so much for sitting down with us. Portia's having a baby special is on Bravo.

Right now, the second episode is May 5th, Sunday, 8 p.m. And the week after that, part three. Yes. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. All right, that wraps up today's episode. Remember everybody to buy our merch.

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