Chicks in the Office - Ria Was Thrown Off a Horse, Crazy Rich Asians TV Series + DWTS Week 5 Songs
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What's up, everyone?
It's Chicks in the Office with Ria and Fran, giving you that Friday energy on a Friday.
Happy Friday, everybody.
Happy Friday, yeah.
How we doing?
Big.
I know the answer to that question, but everybody else doesn't know the answer to that question.
We can, there's a lot to discuss that's happened in the last two days from when we recorded our Wednesday episode.
Maybe we could insert Noah, just like insert two days ago when we were like, wow, we're so excited to go horseback riding.
It's going to be so fun.
So let's just, let's just play that back.
We are going horseback riding today.
It'll be my first time riding a horse and I have my jeans and my red cowboy boots and I'm ready to rock.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
Now, unfortunately, things took a terrible, terrible turn.
Things took an awful turn.
Now, I'll give a synopsis of what happened.
But thankfully, Fran was there to also tell the tale.
And I like hearing it from her point of view
because she was so hurt for me and so...
I was very upset.
She was very upset for me, and I very much appreciated that.
So, yes, I was thrown off a horse.
I was thrown off Prairie Rose.
And, you know, we should have known.
We thought Prairie Rose was going to be a sweet, sweet lady.
And we should have known.
Prairie Rose was a bitch, okay?
Prairie Rose was a huge bitch.
And usually I wouldn't say that about an animal.
But prayer rose.
I still don't, I'll get to it,
I still don't fully blame Prairie Rose.
But I, I'm also.
also with you, but Prairie Rose did have a bit of an attitude problem.
She was, for sure, she was sassy.
In general, but she wasn't the biggest bitch of the bunch.
No.
And, you know, horse girls, they might be offended hearing me say that,
but you're just going to have to deal with it because I was, I was thrown off.
So you kind of have to deal with me saying that right now.
So we go horseback riding and we're separated into three groups of girls.
And so exciting.
You know, my first time horseback riding, I've never ridden a horse because,
as you know on this show,
I've talked about it for years.
My biggest fear is being thrown off a horse,
hitting my head,
losing my memory,
or something worse,
because of full house
when Michelle falls off the horse
and gets abnesia.
So I've never ridden a horse.
Now was the time.
We find out that we're riding the horses weeks ago
and Fran is just so giddy.
How high, yeah?
Pun intended,
about the fact that she's getting to return to the horses.
It's my first time.
We're experiencing it together.
So we get to the ranch and vibes are great.
It's like in terms of people who haven't ridden a horse before,
I think it was like me, Bree, and Alex who haven't ridden before.
But we were all excited.
The energy was good.
And I get up on Prairie Rose and I'm feeling confident.
Things are looking up.
We start heading on the trail.
And now Fran's in my group.
with five other people, right?
Yeah.
We start heading on the trail,
and in my head I'm kind of like,
this trail is kind of hard.
I want to know your point of view on the trail.
It was.
It was not one that I would have put someone
who's never ridden a horse before on.
Like that's not the trail ride.
I would have said a first time rider should be on.
It was tight.
Like we were really going through the woods.
It was windy.
It was uphill, downhill.
If you don't know, if you don't know what you're doing,
you've never been on a horse before,
it was definitely a little trickier and more advanced
than what I thought it would be.
Right, because they had taught us a little bit before.
Like, hey, how to steer the horse, left, right, go, stop, all of those things.
But there were no helmets, which we were shocked by.
I was shocked.
Genuinely shocked.
I thought for sure there would be helmets,
but there was none or else we would have been wearing them.
I don't know if it's like, you know,
cowboy life out here,
but like I,
anytime I've ever been on a horse ever,
has,
I've had a helmet on.
And East Coast,
like I feel like you always have to have a helmet
when you're on a horse.
And like everyone was bringing their cowboy hats.
And I was like,
oh, I'm not even going to bring mine
because we'll have to wear helmets.
And then they were like,
Oh, I actually don't think so.
I was very surprised.
Stunned.
So as we're riding this trail in my head,
you know, things are going good.
But in my head, I'm like,
this is kind of nuts that we're not wearing helmets.
What if something were to happen?
But like, no, nothing's going to happen.
It's going to be fine.
So we get out of the woodsy part,
which was like the up and down,
and we get to this beautiful field.
The landscape was gorgeous.
And we kind of stopped to take some photos.
The photographer was with us.
And we're kind of taking a break
to take photos and the horses get out of line.
You know, we'd been in the line the whole time.
And then it was time to get back in line.
And the guide was like, all right, you know, bring Prairie Rose behind me and everyone
get back in line.
So Prairie Rose is getting back in line.
I'm doing the thing.
And Fran, you take it away because I don't know.
I genuinely, everything happened so fast in my head.
I can't even begin to describe what happened here.
And it like moved fast and like end in slow motion at the same time.
The issue was that there was another horse, Elsa.
Elsa.
And Elsa and Prairie Rose didn't get along.
And Elsa was with us in our group.
So we had Elsa and Prairie Rose separated from each other.
And they shouldn't have been in the same group in the first place because they've had problems before.
Yeah.
So they got they we stopped we were sort of a little bit more in a group and I also at this point was funny like I was I was second to last in our in our line.
But then at one point Elsa just kind of cut across and I was like you know what is and then I was in the back and as somewhat like I was like I'm good like the leader kept being like okay because I was my horse's name was summer.
and I was like, you know what, rude.
She was so lovely.
And she was like, oh, you know, summer school could you pick up the pace?
And I'm like, I'm good.
I actually like a little bit of space.
I'm having a cake.
And then when we get to this field, everyone started to get together.
And I was like, I had some good space before.
Like, I really had a good view of everybody because I was behind everybody.
As we're assembling back together, I'm like, well, I'm just going to hang while everybody gets.
back in line. You went where you were supposed to be. Now, Elsa wanted to basically steal your
spot to be second. Elsa wanted to steal Prairie Rose's spot. Elsa wanted to steal Prairie Rose's spot.
So Elsa got a little too close to Prairie Rose. Elsa had poked Prairie Rose. Yeah. And Prairie
really did not like that. And she said, I'm pissed and I'm sending, I'm sending this chick off my back.
and she did a little kind of like, you know,
she freaked, she freaked.
She did a little back kick, she a little front.
Ria, like tried to hold on.
And then you actually did really what you're supposed to.
Like if you're falling, you got to just fall.
Because like if you hold onto the reins,
you could get stuck or something to get wrapped around you.
You could, you know, there's a lot of things that you could go wrong.
But you're really supposed, like, if you are falling, you got,
you have to like fall.
So it's like take your, like take your storups.
You just got to fall.
and I would say like there was a solid maybe like five seconds,
which feels short but it was very long,
where like you were falling until you then hit the ground.
And you also did it in a way where you did not hit your head,
which was very athletic of you, to be quite honest.
Well, it was, is my biggest fear.
I tucked my head forward as I was going down
because in my head,
I was thinking,
oh my fucking God,
don't hit your head right now.
Yeah, yeah.
This is the scariest moment ever.
And yeah, Prairie Rose like bucked her two legs back
and then went up on her two feet.
So there was no way for me to hang on.
Like I was off.
Like she threw me off.
And so I'm on the,
I was so shaken up
when I hit the ground because
I just, you don't realize in that second, like, what, what did you hit?
Yeah, yeah.
I just was so focused on not trying to hit my head that I just talked forward,
but then landed like on my right shoulder and side.
And so my neck and my shoulder are killing me.
Yeah.
But I was.
It was also just like we were in such a, it was such a situation where we couldn't all like,
get off our horse like it was like because we were in the middle of this trail ride in this field
it was like if we all got off our horses none of us would be able to get back on our horses
and then like we were still so high up the way down was so downhill like we would not have
been able to walk the horses down so everyone just kind of froze and and looked at you like
okay you're standing take a deeper out you're all right like you you seem to
to be okay.
Yeah, I mean, it was genuinely the scariest moment of my life because I, like, I know that
may sound dramatic, but it was, no, that is very scary.
As I'm going down, all I could think of is, oh, my God, I'm about to hit my head.
Yeah.
And then when I got up, I was so shaken up because I didn't know how to react because I really
wanted to cry my eyes out.
Yeah.
but I didn't want to make anyone uncomfortable.
So I started to like laugh and then cry and then laugh.
Like I just was going back and forth between like crying and shaking and then laughing
because I couldn't fucking believe that this happened to me.
Like in my head.
No, I was a little reminiscent of the Singapore pole hitting her head.
So much worse though.
No, no.
So.
No.
So much more.
I just meant I just meant the like laugh or cry.
Like when we were sitting at.
at that table at Singapore, you're like,
I don't know if I should be crying or laughing
and I'm kind of weird, like kind of doing both.
Right.
I actually can start crying right now.
Thinking about it.
I, I am so scared, like, thinking about it.
But I was also so fucked up in my head.
I was like, well, we're going to have a story.
This is what we do this for.
Like, I just, it's what you have to tell yourself
when these things happen because it's the only way to throw.
But also, like, hearing this, like,
If someone were to say, oh, on the Montana branch trip, like one of the girls got bucked off a horse, like, it would be you.
No, it would.
That was the least surprising part of all of this.
Even I was talking to my mom and I'm like, she's like, of course this happened to Ria.
It's just like, people think I beg for attention, but these things just happen to me.
They just fall onto my lap.
And I genuinely, like I told you this a million times, it was really not your fault.
Yeah, that was validating.
Because I also was getting so fucking mad after.
I'm sorry.
I don't mean to keep using profanities lately,
but they're just coming out.
I just was so mad after because I had post,
I was like, all right, well, the least I can do right now
is just like make a funny video about this
because what, you know, we know what we do, we laugh, we laugh, we make jokes.
Yeah.
And people were DMing me being like,
it obviously sensed your fear.
And I was like, that's not what happened.
That's not what happened.
actually wasn't afraid.
Yeah.
Up until that point,
I was like, this is cool, this is great.
And the fear wasn't the problem.
The two horses didn't like each other.
And Prairie Rose got spooked.
Yeah.
And she freaked out.
And that happened.
So I was getting so mad at people being like,
it sensed your fear.
I was like, that's not what happened.
That's not what happened.
So, yeah.
So I was so shaken up.
And I'm looking at Fran, like, like, like,
you know, when you, like,
you know, when you, like,
parents' room when you were younger and you threw up.
You're like, Mom, Mom, I grew up.
Like, I literally was looking at Fran like,
what do I do right now?
Like, help.
And she's just looking at me like, you're okay.
You're okay.
I'm like, no, no, I'm not okay.
I'm not okay.
And, yeah, the aftermath
was just something because
I don't know.
Fran still got some beautiful pictures on the horse
two minutes after I was thrown off
and I'm like standing there crying
and the photographer is snapping pictures
of Fran majestically on the horse.
It was like we had...
This would be happening.
We had...
It was so...
It was very out of body ridiculous
because we then had to wait
for somebody to come
and one get the other horse
and then also get real
Like, Ria, because, like, Ria's like, I'm not getting back on this horse.
So fair.
I debated it for a second.
And then I was like, you know what?
Fuck that because I'm actually going to have a panic attack.
So, fair.
So they sent, they had to send somebody up to get Ria to come down.
And, you know, you could sort of just tell when somebody, like, needs a second.
Like, and I think sometimes, like, like, when people bombard you that it's not how you like to first handle something like this.
Like, yes, you want people to check on you.
But, like, you need, give me a.
And you weren't quite getting that.
And because we were stopped, we were like, well, and then we had the photographer,
like the trip photographer was in our group.
And so it was like, well, anybody want to, anybody want to, anybody want to, anybody want to,
anybody want to picture right now?
And we're all like, uh, like, I don't know, probably not.
And, and then it was just, it was sort of just like happening.
It was like, oh, there was his horses.
Look at this way, that way.
And it was, it was so, like, Kim, your sister's going to jail.
Like, it was.
Kim, people are dying.
Like, Kim, your sister's going to jail.
Stop taking pictures of yourself.
Like, and I just, like, see Ria, like, out of the corner of my eye.
At the same time, like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm literally looking at her, like,
she's in the side peripheral.
I'm like, uh,
And then I was like, okay.
And then I mean,
And this is me.
And this is Fran.
Oh my God.
I'm like, yeah, my horse.
And it's just so happened like my horse.
It's a gorgeous picture.
It's really, I'm really glad you got the shot.
But in the moment, I was like, oh.
No, at the moment I didn't feel good about it.
I did not feel good about it.
No.
And I honestly, when I saw the picture today, I was like, I started crying again.
I just like, it like triggered me.
I'm like,
Are you fucking serious?
This gorgeous photo.
And I'm somewhere behind the camera shaking and crying and holding my neck.
Which is why I photoshopped you into like the corner of the picture.
So funny.
Because you are like I took a picture of you just like sitting in the grass where you were like looking at me.
And it's like literally Kevin James like shoulder shrugly.
I genuinely.
And I just put you in the side because I was like, oh my God.
If you were to just zoom out like you would just see you.
sitting there like, this is fucking insane.
Seriously, I wish we had drone footage.
But the picture is gorgeous.
Yeah, yeah.
It just so happened that Sunday school, extremely photogenic.
You're like, she turned.
Summer school.
Don't try to change her name.
Summer school.
What I say? Sunday school.
Oh, you know what?
Someone else called her Sunday school.
Sunday school.
And that's always in my head.
Sunday school would be nice.
Summer school.
Summer school.
Clearly didn't.
And it,
Great at taking...
Summer school was ready.
Great at taking photos.
Maybe wasn't great at, in school.
Summer school was not great at reading the moment,
but beautiful photos.
Beautiful photo, like looking right in the camera.
And I was like, well, damn, there she goes at summer school.
I couldn't believe what was happening.
I was like, of course this is happening right now.
And then, yeah, I had to get picked up in a side.
car, which was also a very bumpy ride back.
Yeah.
And yeah, I don't think I'll ever do it again.
And I don't want anyone to tell me to do it again because I'm not interested.
Like, don't tell me you got to get back up on that horse, give it another shot.
It's not happening.
I won't do it again.
I'm forever traumatized.
It's just not my thing.
It's not happening.
Yeah.
Look, if it was someone else, like maybe, but I, there's just, I was like, she's
never getting on a horse again.
Never.
And I would never say, you should.
Like, I'd be like, you, it's not for you.
That's fine.
Cross it off the list.
You tried it and it's over, done.
Right.
And it's not for me, but like, let's not forget
none of this was my fault.
And I want that to be extremely imprinted
into people that this was not my fault.
I'm sad because I feel like, you know,
a beautiful experience was robbed from you.
And who knows what could have happened?
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I could have.
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Oh my God.
It just, I can't believe it.
Been cracking jokes, obviously.
Afterwards was so funny because we had a lunch after and the ranch people came up to me.
They were like, can we get you out of like a cocktail?
I said, yeah, actually, that would be great.
I'll do an old-fashioned.
haven't eaten yet, but I'll do an old fashion.
And then Victoria Fuller, who's on the trip, love, love.
She had her cigarettes on her and she was like, you want one?
I said, absolutely.
I will take anybody, anything, anybody hands me right now.
Yeah, yeah.
I'll do it all.
So that was funny.
And then the ranch gifted me a belt buckle as a consolation prize,
which was so sweet of them.
I was really honored.
And he had some really nice words.
He said, way to let it buck, cowgirl.
Yeah.
It was like you won a prize at like the fair.
Like the way he came out, he was like,
now which one of you lucky ladies was the first one?
I heard someone maybe had a little accident today.
Like it was like, you were like, me.
And honestly, stunning belt buckle.
I think it was worse, you know,
I think it was worth some good dollars, that bad boy.
Listen, I'll have it forever.
I'll have this memorabilia for as long as I live.
Exactly.
It was first and last time to ride a horse.
Nothing is better than when you hit a good joke after this happens
because I walked up to two of the girls on the trip to talk about it.
And I said not to beat a dead horse.
And they lost it.
And I was like, yeah, I still got it.
The horse didn't knock the funny out of me.
We're so good.
But then following the day, I didn't, once again,
like I didn't, we're here with a brand.
They're great, such a great team, so much fun.
They like let the hotel know.
The hotel set me up with all these like,
salt for the bath and lavender and all this, like, nice stuff
to make me feel better.
And I just, you know,
when you don't want other people to feel,
feel uncomfortable by something.
For sure.
But also at the same time, like,
someone needs to tell you it's okay to not feel, like, good.
Like, I was, like, I'm, my neck hurts so fucking bad,
but I really didn't want to, like, let anyone down.
So after, you know, everyone was like,
everyone would be, like, understanding if you,
if you stayed in tonight, because last night was, like,
the big bar night.
Yeah.
And I just was like, I can't, I can't do it.
I can't stay in.
I got to get out there.
Maybe the first time I've ever really seen
FOMO in action from you.
Like normally, like it's like,
if it was any other situation,
you'd be like, yeah, I, I'm no way.
But like,
you got back up and said,
I'm going to the fucking, right.
I'm going line dancing.
No matter how hard, no matter how hard it hurts.
Maybe I didn't.
get back on that horse, but I got back on that bus.
The proverbial horse.
Yes.
To get to the bar.
Because I really thought that I would have had FOMO because everyone is so fun and just,
we've been having such a good time.
And nothing would have made,
nothing would have made you feel worse too if, like, you didn't go.
And then everyone was like texting the jokes from the night in the group chat and you
weren't there.
Like, that would have eaten you alive.
Right.
Because I live for the next day jokes.
I live for the instance.
I live for all the group funny.
So I'm really happy I went.
We went line dancing and we had so much fun.
So much fun.
It was so much fun.
And like the car ride home was so fun.
We were just like blasting music, singing, dancing.
And I'm so glad that I continued on.
But holy fuck, my body is screaming for help.
Like I, because, you know, once you start drinking.
Yeah.
You're playing through the pain.
It's like, okay, whatever.
I don't feel it.
today.
I feel it.
Yeah, yeah.
It is what it is.
Like, God takes a Advil and carry on.
Next, gonna be a little sore and my shoulder
are going to need a heating pad.
And that's it.
I'll carry on my way.
I know.
And look, we have been having fun and laughing and joking about it.
But in the car to dinner,
we were sitting next to each other.
And we just kind of had a moment.
We were like, you know,
that could have been really bad.
And I'm glad, like,
thank God that this is how it went because that could have been a disaster.
No, I'm really so thankful.
Yeah.
We did have like a very real moment because so many people messaged me with horror stories
that had happened, this happened to,
and they weren't as lucky as me to be okay.
And so I am grateful that I just have like a sore neck and was able to go on with my night.
but I think where I'm most scared
is thinking about like
if I just fell any other way than I did
it could have been really, really, really bad
and that's what's like really spooking me
is that like, I feel like I sound so dramatic
but every time, like I feel like I'm going to start crying.
You know what?
You know what?
It was the universe.
It was the universe said,
we're going to give her a story,
but she's going to be okay.
Yeah, yeah, they have to do that
Because it was, it's just,
we're going to give her a story,
but she will make it.
And I...
A girl who's going to be okay.
Yeah, yeah, that was funny when I was twerking last night,
everyone was like, a girl that's going to be okay.
But every time I close my eyes,
I see it happening and I just
see it going any other way.
And I think that's what spooks you is like thinking,
yeah, you know,
if I didn't tuck my head or whatever,
whatever, but I just, like, you know me, I'm a hugger.
I'm a hugger and I need that warmth.
So after, like, you couldn't get off your horse.
And I'm just to ride a horse's back down.
And I had to ride her.
And I'm standing there like, oh, my God.
Like, I can't even hug her.
Like, what am I supposed to do?
And I get back to the ranch and Bree was there, thankfully.
And a couple of other girls, I literally, like, basically fell into Brianna's arms,
sobbing.
I'm like, it was so ridiculous now looking back, but also,
not. It was just, I just like had a release where I was just so scared. And then you came and I started
hugging, crying you. And I was like, like, God, she's back. Because I couldn't hug her. And I really just,
like, I really just want to hug my husband so bad right now. I really just need a big hug right
now. Like, so, so bad. But yeah, uh, yeah, I'm, I'm shaking up.
but I had, sorry, I was having a moment right there.
I was like, just like,
I went through like eight different emotions there for a second.
I am so, oh, God, you know, whatever, but I really am having such a funny, fun time.
I cannot emphasize that enough.
Like, we are having a blast.
We're having such a blast.
And it's so funny when you get to know people so fast.
and these girls have gotten to know me extremely fast now.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, yeah.
Yeah.
You're like, welcome to my world.
Yeah, it's really, well, Brooke looked at me last night and she goes,
you really were the main character of the day.
I said, okay, well, that means I got to lay low for the rest of the trip.
You know, this is our first.
You know, I'm skipping lunch just so you guys.
guys can have a moment. I went to the activity this morning. I, I, I sipped and I painted.
But I said, I have to go lay down because my neck is killing me. So I'm going to skip lunch.
And I'm going to let you all bond without me there. So we don't have to hear about this horse anymore.
Like, I'm going to remove myself from the situation. So, yeah. But it's really like, we're just having such a fun time.
And there was a casino part of the bar last night.
We also, like, by the way, just, we've never been to this part of the country.
And we walk into this bar and everyone's line dancing.
And it's these young kids and these young boys that are just having the time of their lives doing these dances.
And I thought to myself, you know, these East Coast guys better got to lighten up a little bit.
Like they, they were having so much fun, pulling people on the dance floor, getting swung around, doing the line dancing, all the, it was so fun.
And it was so fun to watch.
It's obviously so different than anything we do when we go to a bar.
So that was really cool.
And it was just such a funny place.
Like it was,
it felt like we were in like an ongoing flash mob.
Like a new song would play and everyone would be like, yeah.
And like everybody would go on the dance where they all know the dance.
Every, like everybody knew all the dances.
They wanted they liked.
They didn't like at the end of the night,
everyone got on the ground and they were sitting and they did a whole dance to that.
I'm like, it was so.
cute. It was. I was thoroughly impressed, thoroughly impressed that everybody knew every song,
routine, the whole thing. We tried, but can't say I succeeded, but I, but I had fun trying.
No, but you had a lot of fun and, and yes, like you said, there was like a pack room that had a few
slots and a, and a couple machines. And we lost you back there for a little bit. Like I went with,
the night, the bar was closing. And I went back there. I was like, Ria, we got to go. You were like,
I can't yet, which then made all these other people come to basically watch you guys finish up with the slots.
And then you hit it big.
And everyone's screaming.
Everyone's screaming.
And it's so funny because in the video, I forget if it was you or someone, I think you hear someone go like, $200.
Like they think it was like going to be $200.
And then the thing popped up on the screen and you went, $20.
Dude, we thought it was the major jackpot with the way the way.
because we were waiting for the, you know, the symbols to pop up and the bells and whistles.
And finally it went off.
But we were like, oh my God.
And then we were like, you know what?
Hell yeah.
In this bar to win $20, that is a win.
And it was so funny because in the three minutes that I was standing there,
I had watched you put a $20 bill into the machine.
Yeah.
So I was just like, it was like when you cashed out, it was like,
but big, $20.70.
Yeah, it was awesome.
It was so much fun.
That was a huge highlight as well.
Yeah.
I'm standing up because my legs just went numb.
But,
which, you know,
isn't a great side.
And here, like, just on a side note,
like horseback riding is so hard on your body anyway.
Like,
just riding is hard on your body.
You know, it's,
it is.
Is your moving muscles you don't normally move,
especially the trail ride we were on
with a lot of uphill, downhill,
like you're leaning back, you're sitting down.
Like, it's way rougher on the body
than just walking like on a flat terrain on a horse.
Yeah.
Let me tell you,
I got major respect for all the cowgirls and cow guys out there.
Cowboys.
Not the cow guys.
The cow guys.
Sorry, it's the amnesia.
Cow girls and cowboys out there.
Major respect.
Also, sorry.
This is no joke.
I'm going to tell this because I could not stop laughing this morning.
Like, when we were sitting at the dinner table,
I opened Instagram and Matt's video popped up of,
after the Yankees, like the Yankees got swept.
And we were like, ah, damn.
And he looked so sad.
I showed you.
I went, oh, my God, he looks so sad.
You were like, oh, no, they got swept, whatever.
And then Freya sets me a screenshot this morning of her texting, Matt, being like, like, the Yankees played a night.
And he just wrote, baby, it's over.
She said it to me.
She was like, shit, maybe I do have memory.
I'm like, oh my God, I forgot this happened last night.
I felt so bad.
I'm like, I'm so sorry about the Yankees.
I don't know what it was about, baby, it's over.
Just like, just trying to let me down easy.
Baby, it's over.
Babe.
It's over.
The series ended.
Couldn't believe it.
I was absolutely shocked.
Well, because this series is only five games.
Usually it's seven.
So I was thrown off just like I'm thrown off that horse.
What's the thing where it's like,
there there is no like what's what is it when they're like maybe there is no plane there is no
it's from bra it's from bravo there is them oh yeah maybe there is no plane there is no plane
baby it's over oh it's too good uh man but we are having just a gorgeous time i know we
it's a such a stunning place in her element it's unbelievable i think i i am maybe
meant for this life i don't know it is you absolutely are your hair
hair, your entire self. Yeah. And, you know, I think I come to realize that even just like my
style at home really fits this aesthetic. It's very mountain chic. It is very mountain chic. Yeah.
Yeah. So I'm having a grand old time out here. Um, like you mentioned, the resort is stunning.
And all the girls are so great. Like what, it's just such a fun group. So we are, we're having a blast.
It's our last night. I'm sad. We're going to be headed home. Um,
and back to, back to real life.
Back to real life.
I actually, I am excited.
I'm having so much fun,
but I am excited to get home and have a couple weeks in the new place.
Yeah.
Because I haven't really been able to soak in.
No, did your, did your,
did your lamp just automatically turn on behind you there?
That was so moody.
I just turned it on because it's getting dark over here.
But yeah, I can control it from my phone, no big deal.
Oh, I.
I just like saw it pop on behind it.
I was like, okay, he's sick.
Okay, ghosts.
Like how that just happened.
Somebody commented and was like,
if only no,
it was there to tell the horse to take it easy.
Oh, yeah.
I would have stopped that from happening.
You know what?
I would have caught you before you fell off.
Oh, it's too good.
It's too good.
All right, let's get into some topics.
Yeah.
You know, there's not many to touch on,
but we'll touch on a few.
Rihanna apparently has 170 unreleased songs,
which I just find.
to be incredibly rude.
Dancing with the Stars has released their Super Bowl halftime lineup for next week.
And Crazy Rich Asians is getting a TV series with the original cast on HBO.
Look at that.
And we have a great game with trivia.
So, you know, not that, not that many topics to touch on right now, but we'll touch on these.
And we'll enjoy the trivia.
I love today's trivia game.
Love today's trivia game.
God, I can't even remember what happened.
been in this game. We filmed there last week, but this was a good one. By the way, like for this
trivia game, I won't spoil it, but like for all these trivia games, we like owe a clip from the
game to go out on social and Sarah cut the, she's like, I'm going to cut the clip. And when she said
that, I knew what clip she was going to make. And it's just me looking like such an idiot.
It was the heated rivalry question. So, and the way that she edited it too makes me even look
dumber. So I'm really glad about this. Look forward to that. I'm really happy. I'm very much
looking forward to it.
All right, let's get into it.
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So during a TikTok live, Rihanna revealed that she has a hundred
170 unreleased songs waiting in the bank.
And I find that to be just quite rude.
She said, during a TikTok live,
she said, if there are 10 products in a vault,
then I have at least 17 volts.
She said, it was on a TikTok live for Fenty Beauty.
And then they were like,
so that adds up to 170 songs.
That is, that's just insane.
You know what I mean?
Like, listen, you know that people are dying for new music.
like don't even tell us that.
Just don't even tell us that.
170 feels like a lot.
I guess all musicians have that.
Yeah, no, that is kind of true.
I bet they do.
Because realistically, the amount of time that it's been
since a last album came out,
you know, like it's not that many a year.
January 2016 was the last album.
Yeah, that is true.
The cutting room floor of like every album she's ever had.
like are you counting that?
Like all the songs you record aren't going to make those albums
and now you just have them sitting around.
Right.
Is it like her whole career or is it just this time?
I feel like it's got to be her whole career.
Like everything.
Just the time that she hasn't been putting music out.
Because I do feel like that number could make sense even for that.
It should have been 10 years.
Right.
I just wonder if she really is ever going to put something out.
I know.
You know?
Every time I think yes and then.
I think you have to laugh
And she's like nah
But then she sort of teases it
She's like I'm in the studio
I don't know
Look at how I look at Frank Ocean
Where I've accepted that
He will never release new music ever again
So then if he does
What a treat
But if you're just sitting around waiting
That's true
That's true and I saw that
They also put this in the article
That back in August
A sap Rocky had said that she was in the studio
In the studio right now
he did say that. I remember that.
I just tried to ignore it because I was like,
all right, here we're going to do this whole thing again
and everyone's going to get excited.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You believe it when you see it.
But 170 songs.
I think ASEP does that though.
I think I'm pretty sure he did that about like Frank Ocean too.
He's like, yeah, he's like, he's working on music.
He's just telling everybody they're working.
Yeah.
How many songs do you think John Meyer has in the vault?
like a thousand
yeah I mean
but the last like
since he joined the grateful dead
I honestly don't think he's had like a lot of
he had to learn their entire catalog
where I'm like I don't know how much time
I honestly would
Noah's very legit logistically thinking about his downtime
when did the man have time to write
no I kind of feel like he's not
I don't know I'm sure he is a lot
or could you say that when he tours with the dead
it's very inspiring for him
and maybe you know it's in between
he's cooking stuff up.
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know, John.
Oh, wait, can we talk about you getting tickets?
Oh, God, this.
Did you not get tickets?
You got tickets.
No, he got a bunch of tickets.
I got too many tickets.
It's honestly like ruining my life.
You mean you got too many tickets.
I got too many tickets.
All right.
So I won't get into the details.
really. But basically, I went in to...
He had only had 12 shows initially announced.
He only had six shows initially announced.
And so my plan was like, try to get into any pre-sale.
Like, it's going to be impossible and just kind of get whatever you can get and then see
after the fact. And I knew that like Ria and Marty, like, if we're interested in going,
Trent wants to go. I had family members who wanted to go.
So I'm like, I'll figure it out.
the first six shows couldn't get in.
Like I posted on my story.
It was like, I was in line behind 250,000 people.
Like, I don't even know if that's real.
So I'm like, all right.
Like, I guess I just won't get any tickets.
And then I'm like sitting there like, okay, whatever.
It was about to close out the window.
And they're like, John Mayer just announced 12 or six more shows.
And I'm like, and they showed up all the pre-selling.
So I'm like, whoa, I don't think anyone knew that.
So I clicked on those links and I actually like shockingly got into.
all these pre-sales.
And I,
I just,
like,
blacked out.
And as,
like a John Mayer fan
and as,
like,
a guy who has no self-control
just was like,
oh my God,
like,
look at all these fucking blue dots.
And just was like,
a guy with no self-control.
Like,
picking them off.
I was like,
it's like having a,
oh my God.
Like,
it's,
Ria,
it's like me and you
having like a two or three
glass of wine lunch
and then walking into a store
and just like,
I don't even know what I just bought,
but it was,
was everything.
No, like,
some girls with no control.
So I would just get like a handful and then like,
by the time that was over,
I'd go into the other tab and like that one just entered.
So I'm like in all these different dates.
And next thing I know like.
So how many tickets did you buy?
Okay, here's the thing.
I bought 15 tickets across four nights.
And my actual plan was it's not 15 every for all four nights.
No, no, but here's the thing.
I was like, okay, two of these days, they're like Wednesdays,
and I'm like, you know what doesn't make sense?
So like, let me just, I'll sell those to people,
or I'll put them back up or whatever,
and then I'll go these two days.
And I kind of found out that there might be like an event that I need to go to
on the weekend that I wanted to go and some other people wanted to go.
So I don't think I can go.
So I think I have to sell all 15 tickets.
and I also bought three of the nights VIP tickets without realizing them.
And those are like, and then you can't, you can't.
Were those the ones with the hotel package?
No, not the hotel package.
And honestly, they're like lame VIP, like, because the thing is you can't transfer
VIP when you sell the ticket, the VIP stuff doesn't go with it.
So now it's just like I have the seats.
I pay that.
Oh, so you're going to get like a lanyard in the mail and like how to this?
I don't even think I get in the mail.
I think you have to show up.
It's honestly like lame VIP
Like no offense to John
Like it was like cut the merch line like
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah extra money for all this like whatever
Um no no it's it's a disgusting
amount of money that I spend like I'm sick about it
Like I hate
I hate that like that I hear John Mayer's name now and it gives me fucking anxiety
Can I put my hand up?
I can't even like be a fan of him anymore
I went I went from I'm lost my mind
Like it's just like you had you had an out of body moment
where you're like maybe I care too much, I need to rate it in.
I had a blackout moment.
Like I literally like, I went from like one second being like in my like euphoria of like getting these tickets.
I totally understand.
I went from like wow like I have all these tickets like and by the way I was like all right.
Well at least I maybe I can sell them.
There's not that many shows.
Then John goes and announces another fucking six shows.
I'm like you're how much supposed to sell these if you keep announcing shows?
Wow.
So you make fun of the Jonas brothers for adding the dates.
And here's John adding three rounds of shows.
I went from being like, I'm going to go to these two shows.
I have, by the way, the VIP aside, the tickets are like, their front row of each section.
Like, they're incredible tickets every night that I got.
And like, I went from being like, I'm going to be in these amazing seats.
I'll sell the other tickets, probably make money to like literally like an hour later
real, like kind of like coming down, like sobering up from like what happened.
I kind of was like, wait, no, actually, like, you have to sell all your tickets now
and you're probably going to lose, like, an insane amount of money because you're not going to be able to make it back.
And I'm like, I'm honestly like just laying awake last night, like staring at the ceiling like,
you fucking idiot.
Like, what did you do?
But let me just say, like, if you need tickets, I will give you them for original price.
What?
I will buy some of these.
Uh, I'll tell you the dates like, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
If I can, if I can, if I can, if I can go, my, my, my, if I can go, like my husband,
my husband would love to go.
There's a couple dates you can't go.
That's kind of what I was alluding to.
There's a thing that we all might need to go to.
There's a couple dates.
We're also going on Heather McMahon's cruise for.
No, no, no, I know that, but, but.
April 28th would be the only one that you could go to probably go to, probably, which is a Wednesday.
April 28th, May 5th, May 7th, May 8th.
hit my line.
I might be on the streets, if not.
I swear to get out.
Hit my line.
I was like messaging ticket.
I was like messaging ticket master.
I fucked up.
Please.
I have some friends that would maybe buy these from you too.
Like Joe's friends,
our group are big John Mayer people.
So like, send them my way.
I have 15 tickets.
He texted me and I was like,
and he told me the dates and I was like,
yo.
Because Marty was like, yeah, let's go.
it's doing. I texted and Rhea was like, oh yeah, what dates?
And I'm like, you guys can't go that day.
Like, we have like a wedding.
And also like, yeah, I was like having to tell, because I texted everyone in my glee and joy
being like so happy.
And then I texted, I had to text them all back being like I texting Trent back like,
by the way, never mind.
Like, like I'm fucked.
You know what, Noah?
I completely understand because the feeling that.
that you get when you're excited for something
and you're hoping to get tickets.
And you open fucking ticket masks.
In this exact spot like this,
like standing up being like like like kind of like shake.
Like my hands were shaking.
And I was just hitting blue dots.
No,
I was just hitting blue dots.
I get it.
I get it.
When you open it and you see like here's a thing.
It didn't cause my mind that there could have been even VIP or like I was just like,
wow, I guess they're these expensive tickets.
like fucking, I bought platinum, I bought VIP.
I didn't even know what I was doing.
You did the surge.
You did everything.
I know, I know.
This is the most amount of money I've ever spent at one time in my entire life.
Holy shit.
I kind of want to know a price.
Like,
I'm not going to lie.
Here's the thing.
I'm doing the math in my head.
No, I don't even want to say it on.
15 tickets taking a guess at how much of each of these tickets were.
Can you, that's, that's.
I don't even want to say it.
Believe it.
You can you bleep it.
but can you tell us?
Yeah, believe it, but you got to tell us right now.
Please tell us.
I'm begging you.
Can I guess?
Can I guess?
Hold on.
Can I guess?
Like, you're going to guess lower than what it is.
It's going to make me feel like that.
Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Holy shit.
I thought I was going to fucking make it all.
I thought I was just going to get rid of them.
Bro!
I am so glad that I asked about this.
He was going to go, he was going to go the whole episode.
so not talking about this.
He, in his shame, he wasn't going to bring it up.
Wow. Wow.
Yeah.
This isn't even something that like, I, I like find funny.
It's not, no, no, no, no.
It's not funny.
No, no.
But here's the thing. It's like, I shit, like, I don't know.
Like, I don't need a laugh.
I'm just in shock.
I'm in absolute, we have to, we have to get these tickets.
So I'm now.
Fucking message me.
No, listen.
I'm now working for.
you. We're going to get these tickets sold.
Because in reality, if I was going to go to that weekend that I thought,
I only had to sell eight other tickets. I got to sell 15 tickets now.
And the people that was coming, obviously, were going to pay me for the ticket.
Like, I had to sell, I went from having to, like, sell eight to, like, 15.
Dude, we have to get these tickets sold.
They're going to sell out, like, I think.
Of course.
And the seats are actually, like, incredible seats.
Like, dare I say, like, the best, like, their front row of,
the their front row of the 100 section front row of the 200 section like i bought the best
i did okay you don't think i've already i'm fucking talking to people in my dms who i knew her john mayor
fans fans of chicks in the office like and it's it's i don't know man like i think i might be out in
the street damn let us know if you need help with rent this month bro right yeah like i'm a
tani man's joke christmas has to come fast for you like
The general sale is tomorrow.
I can't even list them on Ticketmaster.
All right.
Let's move on so no, it doesn't...
Because I can tell that you're getting actually anxious
and I feel very bad.
Yeah.
But we're going to figure this out for you.
We're going to figure this out for you.
Please do.
We will.
We'll figure it out.
Don't worry.
We got your back.
By the way, like, I don't plan on going right now.
Like, it came to that because, like,
I could be like, oh, let me get other tickets for a different date tomorrow.
Like, I'm not...
fucking buying more tickets when I'm in this hole.
You can't. You actually can't.
How many did you get April 28th?
Four.
Why don't? Why don't we go?
It's a Wednesday and then it's like, I was like if I'm going to go all the way
to Vegas, I got to go like two days to make it worth, like to two shows make it worth
it. That's why I was kind of like, oh, I'll go a Friday and a Saturday.
Maybe we make a trip.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
I don't know.
I don't know if we can go back to Vegas.
I don't know if we could go back to Vegas.
I don't know if we could.
To be honest, I said.
I said that and then I felt too soon.
That's how I feel too.
I'm like, I go back to Vegas.
I got to spend flights, hotels.
I'm going to lose money gambling in.
I already lost all the money I ever had on this.
Oh, no, Noah.
All right.
All right.
Let's move on.
Next topic.
Is that how you thought it was going to go and you said,
oh, no, you got your merit tickets, right?
I let me tell you something.
You didn't know it was this deep.
Noah?
I thought we were going to talk for two minutes max
and you were going to say,
yeah, I got tickets.
I'm super excited.
That's all I thought it was going to be.
No, I honestly don't think I can listen to John Mayer anymore.
Like, it's too triggering.
It's going to be, yeah, yeah.
Damn, wow.
This is how it all comes to an end.
This really took a turn.
Holy shit.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, I, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, okay.
Let me be a cautionary tale.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Wow.
All right, moving on.
I just want to say that this is news we just found out
that Crazy Rich Asians is getting a TV show
with the original cast on HBO.
which is so awesome.
Like this is amazing news.
I feel like everybody's been waiting for the sequel
because like back years ago,
they said they were creating a sequel.
We never got it.
Now a TV show,
which is even better.
Yeah, this is...
I would prefer a TV show.
Yeah, this is so interesting.
I do feel like you can work more
with the story.
And we've been waiting for a sequel for so long
because there are multiple books.
And we always thought there was going to be another movie.
They said there was going to be another movie,
but it has...
and happened. But Constance Wu, Henry Golding, Ronnie Chang, they have all signed on his series
regulars. Michelle Yeh is going to be reoccurring off and that, and it says the series,
Adele Lim, who co-wrote the 2018 film, has been said as the showrunner and executive
producer for the TV series. She said, this series is a sequel, we've been waiting for, but instead
of just one movie, we get eight episodes to delve into the characters and worlds of Kevin
Kwan's brilliant books.
Getting to work with the original
created team with the support
and vision of HBO
and Warner Brothers Television has been a dream.
Our writer's room is humming
and we can't wait to share
what we come up with.
This is very exciting.
It's taken a long ass time.
It has.
It totally has.
What year did this movie come out?
2019, 2018?
Yeah, 2018.
2018.
It's taking them almost 10 years.
10 years to figure out what to do here.
But you know, I love.
I love a TV show.
Like we're getting, we're going to, we'll get more content from it, more time to expand on the story.
It won't be a rush sequel.
Like we'll get actual episodes, which is awesome.
You know, I see Ronnie all the time in my neighborhood.
I think he lives close to me.
And he's always on the phone.
Maybe, maybe this is what he was talking about trying to get this, trying to get this thing made.
And finally announced, which is, which is great.
And I'm excited to see this.
It's making me want to watch the movie again.
Maybe on the flight home.
It's been enough time has passed to give it a rewatch.
Because it used to be a constant rewatch.
I watched it one year ago because one year ago we were in Singapore.
So that's when I watched it for the first time.
This is really, this has got to be like top five most answered when people say like
favorite playing movie.
Oh, always.
Like everyone, this is their everyone's go-to answer.
Yeah.
These crazy rich Asians.
Always.
It really is.
This is good.
This will be fun.
very fun very excited all right we're going to go through each song that everyone is dancing to next week for the super bowl half time we got jackson and emma doing uptown funk we have giermo and whitney doing titi me pregundo not riana not riana harry shum and jena are doing yeah by usher yeah yeah yeah ezran and daniella are doing hot in here tyler and sharner are doing dirty bit black eyed peas or aka the time connor and ronner and ronner and ronner and ronner are doing dronelieffey's or aka the time connor and ronor
Riley are doing Hips Don't Lie.
Mora and Mark are doing only girl in the world.
Julia and Ezra are doing Jenny from the block.
Jenna and Val are doing bad romance.
Tatiana and Yon are doing squabble up.
And Amber and Pasha are doing Mienti.
So this is going to be good.
This is going to be exciting.
Joe Buck is guest judging.
Which you know what?
Like why?
Here's the thing.
Yes.
This is some ABC bullshit.
He knows football, but he doesn't know dancing.
No, no.
No, he's, this is definitely one where he just like looks to his left and to his right and sees what the other judges are doing and, and puts that as a score.
Yeah.
It could be, as long as it's not, as long as it's not flavor or flavor.
As long as it's not flavor of flavor level, we're okay.
That's just where we're at at this point.
Anything is better than that.
And I think like, you know, he, he's a very professional man.
when I think of him, Joe Buck.
He is great on TV.
So I feel like he's going to take this seriously.
Like he's not going to be like some ha-ha joke.
He's going to like want to really nail it.
No, I'm excited about that.
I think that this is a lot of great songs.
There were a couple that I was like classic.
Like Jackson and Emma getting uptown funk.
I was like, oh, the worst of them all.
Yeah, I just like, you know what?
I wanted something a little different.
I feel like we can get it
Uptown Funk this whole time.
Yeah, Ezra and Daniela doing high in here
is gonna be, oh my God, I was like, you know what?
Yeah, people are gonna be, people are gonna be feeling something
on their TV.
And now we know Connor is moving his hips.
He's got hips, don't lie.
He's gonna maybe throw some more body rolls in there.
Mm-hmm.
I feel like Julia Stiles doing a jazz is fun
because jazz to me is the most like theatrical
and it's great when the actors,
I feel like always crush it
because they get into character.
So that'll be a fun one for her to do too.
But way more upbeat songs,
fun dances, a lot of salsas,
more jazz, which is going to be great.
Like, salsa, you can just do a lot more with a salsa.
I really do think this is going to be very fun to watch
and more fun than the past two weeks have been
because Yacht Rock and Mariah Carey was a little,
but this theme I think is going to be good.
It's a nice switch up.
Absolutely.
And, you know, good luck to Joe Buck.
Hope he nails it.
Good luck, Joe Buck.
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All right, ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to another game of Beat Rian.
Fran. This is game number 238.
We are joined by Morgan and Noah.
You know, welcome back.
Welcome to the show.
We've been on with them.
for a while because we've had technical difficulties.
So now we're in giggle mode.
But thank you guys so much for playing.
They're from Kansas City.
We talked a little bit about barbecue.
They came to our show two years ago.
So we are ready to play.
Are you guys ready?
Yeah.
Yeah, they're like, yeah, let's fucking get started.
All right, guys, it's 15 questions.
If you get the question right, you get the point.
If you get it wrong, the other team gets still the point.
Whoever has the most points at the end wins.
To determine who goes first, Noah is going to give us a movie.
We're going to guess the Rod Tomatoes critic score of the movie.
Whoever is closest will go first.
was going to give us a movie.
I just said that.
I just said that.
I thought I was having a stroke for a second.
I just glitched too.
What the hell?
As it came out of my mouth,
I went, oh, did that part already.
We got our own individual guests
and we will alternate between teams for guests.
So no, what is today's movie?
Today's movie is when in Rome.
Oh, okay.
With Josh Jamel?
Yeah.
That hot piece ass?
Yeah, yeah.
Whoa.
Sorry.
I don't know this movie.
All right.
One of you guys guests first.
Okay, I'll go.
I guess like 63.
I'm going to guess nine.
Oh.
I'll go 42.
I'm going to say five.
Maria is it close to 16.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
I was like, I remember this being really low.
Yeah, it's a tough one.
Okay, question number one to Ria and Fran.
Shout out Olivia.
What real housewife was given her own talk show
that lasted one season.
Bethany Frankel?
Didn't she have her own talk show for a little bit there?
Maybe.
She's the first name that came to my head.
Okay. Bethany Frankl.
Final answer.
Correct.
Nice, nice.
All right, one nothing, Rhianne Fran.
Question number two,
to Morgan and Noah.
Shout out, Kira from Chicago.
In She's the Man,
what is the name of Violet's brother,
Sebastian's girlfriend?
I don't know.
I think it's like a dumb name or it's like a normal name like Stacy or something
Like Ashley or something like that
Ashley's fine I don't know
Ashley final answer
incorrect it's um
not Mona not
Monique
Monique final answer
Correct
Monique Valentine
We're gonna get spanked
Never say never
No no
Okay, two nothing.
So we only got two questions.
Right.
Question number three,
Anisteri and Fran,
they're up to nothing.
Shout out Rachel from Jersey City.
Julia Roberts,
guest starred on Friends.
Which character did she seek revenge on in why?
Chandler.
Kisses Chandler.
Yeah, and she seeks revenge on him because he kisses her.
He broke,
he broke up with her.
Yeah, Chandler.
Chandler.
Final answer.
Final answer.
What was the reason?
Because...
Oh, there was a...
We needed a reason?
Um...
She seeks revenge on her.
Why?
Because he broke up with her because, um...
She got...
Oh, I'm thinking.
I'm thinking of a different woman.
No, they kiss.
They get stuck in the...
In the...
Right?
Like, the bank or what?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's it.
I don't know.
It's Chandler, but we don't know why.
I can't remember the reason.
Okay.
To, to...
to Morgan and though.
Didn't she?
He pants her?
Yeah, like in elementary school.
Yeah.
But yes, it is Chandler.
Chandler and because he pantsed her.
Yeah, and then she steals like all his clothes in the bathroom.
Yeah.
Finalized.
I know.
Correct.
I did not remember that.
I had this whole write-up here.
She was his former classmate whom he once humiliated, causing her to be nicknamed Susie
underpants.
Right.
She gets him to ask her out on a date and suggests he wear her panties since it would be
hot.
Blah, blah, blah.
He doesn't remember her.
It seems like no, but I've never watched.
Okay, 2-1, Ria and Fran.
And this is question number four to Morgan and Noah.
Shout out Carly from Lansdale.
Name this Disney Channel original movie based on its soundtrack.
Turn up the music, somebody, she's so gone.
I don't know why.
I think I thought jump in.
Oh, that's my...
I feel like it's maybe like Camp Rock.
I don't know.
What was the list again?
Turn up the music.
Somebody, she's so gone.
You need this jump in.
Let's go jump in.
Okay.
Jump in, final answer.
Incorrect.
Is the first one Jordan Pruitt
turn up the music?
I think so.
Read it and weep.
I like that guess.
Read it and weep.
Final answer.
Incorrect.
Lemonade mouth.
Oh.
Oh, I loved that one.
Well, that popped into my mind as a possibility because it's one that I've never seen.
Yeah, me too.
Yeah.
Oh, after our time.
Drink some lemonade.
Drink some lemonade.
Okay.
I say that.
Yeah.
I only know, I only know, remember some of the songs.
I don't think I've seen it, though.
All right, 2-1, Ria and Fran.
This is question number five to them.
Shout out Lainey from Philly.
Put these Sarah's in order from oldest to youngest.
I hate this game.
Sarah Jessica Parker.
Sarah Michelle Geller.
Sarah Paulson, Sarah Silverman.
Jeez.
I feel like they're all, like, so close in age.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm going to go oldest, though, is...
Who are the first two, Sarah?
Parker.
Jessica Parker.
Michelle Geller.
Michelle Geller.
A lot of three namers.
I'm going to go, Sarah Jessica Parker is the oldest.
Where's Sarah Paulson fallen to this?
I think the second to last...
Sarah Jessica Parker, Paulson.
No, no, no.
Sarah Jessica Parker.
Five seconds.
Oldest.
Who's the other Sarah?
Sarah Silverman.
Yeah.
Okay.
So youngest.
Who's oldest?
Parker, Silverman, Paulson,
Michelle Geller.
Final answer.
Correct.
Wow.
Nice poll.
Thank you.
Jessica Parker, 61.
Silverman 55.
Paulson 51.
Geller 49.
Wow.
Okay.
Oh, harm.
3-1.
Rehan.
Question number six.
And this is two more.
And Noah.
a shout-out Jordan from Chicago.
Name this movie based on
these three actors.
Paul Rudd, Seth Rogen,
Elizabeth Banks.
Is knocked up?
Or...
Is Elizabeth Banks? I don't even know
who Elizabeth Banks is.
Elizabeth Banks is Epi Trinket.
She's the announcer in Pitch Perfect.
I don't know.
Well, is knocked up the one where
Seth Roben's like sleeping on Paul Rudd's couch.
10 seconds.
But that's Catherine Eigel.
There's other girls in the movie.
Okay.
Knocked up.
Knocked up.
We have the final.
What were the names?
Seth Rogen, Paul Rudd, and Elizabeth Banks.
Seth Rogen's not and I love you, man, is he?
I think he is.
Is Elizabeth Thanks and I love you, man?
I don't know.
Just going up with Paul Rudd.
What?
15 seconds.
What the fuck was that?
Elizabeth Banks.
Five seconds.
Oh,
is it,
what's that movie that,
Seth Rogen?
I love you,
final answer.
I love you,
man, final answer.
Incorrect.
The 40-year-old virgin.
Oh.
Seth Rogen was a co-worker.
Elizabeth Banks was the one
the crazy, like, girl.
Yeah.
Yep, yep, yep, yep.
I knew Elizabeth Banks
was a guy on.
No, but we should have been.
What movie were you thinking of?
I can't think of the name,
so I don't.
You know.
We should have known that. Paul Rhodes from Kansas City.
Ah, yes, he is.
Big Chaps fan.
Yeah.
All right, 3-1.
Reinfran, question number is 7 to Reinfran.
Shout to Annie from Chicago.
In heated rivalry, what fake names do Shane and Ilya use to text?
Jane and Lily.
Final answer.
Correct.
Nice.
Can you tell me which is which?
Well, Ilya would be Lily and Shane would be Jane.
why is that so obvious
because Shane rhymes with Jane
and Ilya is just a combination of Lily
Illia
Lily
Yeah you know what you have a point
Fuck
shit
Yeah
that's maybe worse than me
just realizing that 19th
so it's birthday
Why is that so obvious
I don't know, say it out loud
Okay, wait, what's the score now?
I'm completely
You won?
Is it 3-1 or 4-1, man?
4-1, okay, 4-1.
Sarah's fact-checking.
Yes, thank you.
Thank God.
Okay, question number eight to Morgan and Noah,
shout out Allie from Rhode Island.
When Jess gets laid off a new girl,
she takes a job at Nick's bar.
What is the job?
She's a shot girl.
final answer.
Correct.
These two know their sitcoms.
They do. They really do.
Girl.
Okay. Question number nine to re-infran.
Shout out.
Sim from Schenectady, New York.
In Sterling Point,
what country did Una and Maple's mom
recently run off to?
I have no idea.
I'm all over the map.
Maybe somewhere in South America.
15 seconds.
Maybe Japan. I have no clue. I'm going to guess Spain, final answer.
Yeah, that would have been sick if it was Spain. I don't. Do you know? For real? Like, have you seen it?
Yeah. I don't even know why I'm looking at you. You wouldn't know. My first country that popped into my head was Croatia. I don't know why.
Okay, that's pretty niche. Maybe like Portugal or something. Gosh, I can't remember.
Portugal. Final answer.
Incorrect, India.
Oh.
Wait, yeah.
Never already guessed that.
Yeah.
Wasn't in the countries in the Atlantic.
Yeah.
I said all of South America.
Okay, 4-2, Rianne, France.
Question number 10 to Morgan and Noah.
I'm gonna play a movie clip,
and you tell me what movie it's from.
She wanted to get pregnant.
You assaulted her.
I hit her?
No, never happened.
Pushed, says push.
Absolutely not.
I never touched her.
She tried to buy a gun.
I doubt that, but I don't know.
Shall I read the last entry?
Sure.
This man may kill me.
Um, I think it's gone girl.
I think that's Ben Affleck.
Okay, I had no clue.
Okay, gone girl.
Final answer.
Correct.
Woo!
All right, four three, Reinfran.
You guys knew that.
Yeah.
I can tell.
Okay.
Question number 11 to Reinfranch.
He's policing whether we knew the other questions or not.
I just like to know.
I just like to know.
What is the name of the author who wrote the famous off-campus series?
L. Kennedy?
Yes.
Final answer?
Correct.
Do you read those?
No.
I didn't read them.
How do you know that?
I just know it.
The book cover literally is everywhere.
5'3.
I believe you just did that to you.
I have no shame that I didn't read the book.
I knew the author, though.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Question number 12 to Morgan and Noah.
Did you read the book?
Wasn't the trivia question.
No, it was not.
No, that's a NOAA question.
Yeah.
The NOAA follower.
Shout out Jasmine from Utah.
In 2010, Amanda Seafreed starred in two romance movies that referenced writing in the title.
What were those movies?
Letters to Juliet.
And Dear John.
Yeah.
Letters to Juliet and Dear John.
Julia.
Julia.
And Dear John.
Letters to Julia and Dear John.
That's not Julia.
I mean, you would know better than me.
I mean, you feel confident about Juliet.
I feel like it's Juliet, but I don't know.
I think it's Letters to Julia and Dear John.
Final answer.
Interest.
Letters to Juliet.
Oh, my God, it's letters to Juliet.
That's a whole play that go to Verona.
Letters to Juliet and Dear John, lock it in.
Correct.
So sorry.
So sorry.
Julia and Julia.
No, man.
And the fact that,
Noah pulled letters to Juliet
very niche movie.
Well, so the thing is
No, no, no, I'm just saying
I feel like not a lot of people
have seen letters to Julietette.
Really?
Yeah.
I've never heard of it, but
the initial Jasmine, who submitted
this didn't include the,
I added the part that said
that reference writing in the title
because I thought without that
it might have been too hard to say
like what two rom-coms
pushing in that year.
I liked that.
As long as it seems like pulling the bricks out.
I think I still would have gotten it.
Yeah.
I love letters to Juliet.
Wow, that's a tough one.
That's a top one.
Listen, why wouldn't it be Julia?
Yeah, you know, she's not wrong.
If it comes down to like a final one question off or something, that's going to be a tough one.
It takes place in Italy and Julia.
Whatever.
Okay.
Sorry.
Six three.
Honestly, actually, you guys have to get the remaining three questions to send it to overtime.
Okay, six three ran Fran.
Question number 13 to re-infranch.
Shout out Sim from Schenectady again.
The Summer I Turn Pretty episode titles all start with a specific word tied to the season.
What are the words for each season?
So every episode of season one starts with the same word.
Every episode of two starts with the same word.
Oh, no idea.
Zero idea.
The way I do not care what those episodes are called.
Play when my eyes close.
I just know the number.
I'm saying I'm watching episode seven multiple times.
Yeah, no, I do not know the name of.
No, not even, not a, no, no.
Does that, okay.
No idea.
Couldn't even make a guess.
All right, to Morgan.
Is it like a season?
How, how would they?
I don't know.
Hey, what's this show?
Can you repeat the question?
The summer I turn pretty episode.
All-Star with us.
Why are you cracking up over there?
You're laughing so much.
The Summerites and Pretty episode titles
all start with a specific word tied to the season.
What are the words for each season?
So one word for each season.
I don't know.
Like summer.
15 stuff.
Pousins.
And
love.
It's so funny.
I don't know.
You've got two of the.
them right.
Season one is summer.
Season two is love, and
season three is last.
Oh.
The last. Yeah,
you, yeah. Wow.
The summer I was pretty good.
That was almost made up for Julia.
You almost have ever seen yourself.
All right.
Six, three, that secures the victory for Rand Fran.
Sorry, not to rub it in.
Are those plays on the book dates?
I was going to say in the books,
are the chapters not like that?
No, I think that's like the book names, titles.
I don't know. Can we do the next question?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The books were titled.
No, that's not.
No, that's not it.
Okay, question number 14 to Morgan and Noah.
Shout out Tasmeen from Jersey.
In Harry Potter, what time does the Hogwarts Express depart from platform 9 and 3 quarters
at King Cross Station, King's Cross Station.
Is it 9.45?
I don't know.
Like 9.3 quarters?
9.45 a.
Yeah, that sounds good to me.
You guys say fine windsor.
I mean, you have a better guess?
No, I don't.
Okay, 9.45 a.m.
Incorrect.
I actually have no idea.
3. 3.m.
No, it's in the morning for sure.
Oh, 8.15.
9.32.
9.
30. Final answer.
Incorrect. 11 a.m. on September 1st.
11.
A little later on the departure time.
Not you're not early enough for me.
That is like a little late to be headed.
Yeah.
Okay. 6.3. Final question to rein friend.
Shout out Sarah from North Dakota.
What's the name of the 2016 comedy starring Ila Fisher, Zach Alfenakis, Galgado, and John Hamm?
That Galvanakis.
Galgado.
Is this, uh, no, 2016.
What was the first name?
Ilo Fisher?
Yeah.
10 seconds.
John Hamm?
Drinking Buddies?
No, that's like Olivia Wild, right?
Yeah, I think so.
Three seconds.
Drinking buddies, final answer.
Incorrect.
We're going to know.
Remember?
Do you know?
I don't know.
Is it like...
It's a movie, for sure?
So it's not like that between the Fern series?
One of those like New Year's or like?
Like an ensemble movie.
Those were not all earlier, but I like that guess.
Is that what it's called like New Year's Eve or something?
Yeah.
You just go with that?
Yeah, it's just all with that.
All right. New Year's Eve, final answer.
Incorrect.
Is it game night?
No.
Date night?
No.
Rachel McAdams.
Keeping up with the Joneses.
Oh.
I've never seen it, never heard of it.
Wow, okay, yeah.
No, it's not, I don't think it's like that popular from it.
Yeah, clearly.
Clearly.
Actually, when I had an internship in L.A., I read the script before it was like, and I thought, and I said like, my fake job.
That's so cool.
No, no, my fake job title was to be like, it was just worth whatever.
And I was like, this is terrible.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
But I think they were just like.
And it got made anyway.
But I think they were just like.
Full circle for you.
I think they weren't actually asking my opinion.
Right.
Your opinion?
That would be, I do.
This sucked.
Your opinion was valid.
Yeah, your opinion was valid.
That is funny, though, to think, like, that would be an intern's job to decide if a movie was going to be made or not.
Yeah.
By the way, intern, you decided this script makes it, makes it to the stage.
That was, like, my first one where they gave me, like, an example script, and that was probably already in production.
Right, right, right, right.
For sure.
But, hey, valid.
And they probably were like, ooh, this guy failed the test.
because we're making the movie.
Right.
Or they look back and they go,
we should have listened to Noah.
Guys got guts.
Yeah, exactly.
Okay, 6-3, final score,
Rian Fran.
Could have been 5-4.
That was a tough one.
Letters to Julia is going to haunt Morgan Ice.
I'm going to go watch it right now.
Yeah, that was tough.
Thank you guys so much for playing
and thank you for coming to the show.
Hopefully we make it back there for more barbecue,
honestly.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Thanks for having us.
Thanks, guys.
Send me your albums and we'll send you some merch.
Yes.
Yeah, please.
All right.
Thanks, guys.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
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Two chicks getting paid in reality checks.
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They're always on your screen.
Two queens, and they might be spilling royalty.
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