Chicks in the Office - Rihanna Baby Reveal + Noah Finds Out Santa’s Not Real

Episode Date: December 19, 2022

WATCH OUR NEW VLOG > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXukHIPZiBs. Weekend recaps (00:00-23:43). Mason Disick’s Bar Mitzvah (23:44-26:02). Billie Eilish’s 21st birthday party (26:03-27:55). Margot Robbie & Brad Pitt’s kiss controversy (27:56-32:55). Austin Butler hosts SNL + Noah finds out Santa isn’t real (33:46-48:43). Nick Cannon feels guilty about not spending time with kids (50:10-59:50). Rihanna posts baby for first time (1:01:12-1:06:05). Megan Thee Stallion trial update (1:07:27-1:12:54). MERCH! > http://bit.ly/citomerch. Follow us on Instagram @chicksintheoffice and on Twitter @chicksintheoff + subscribe to our Snapchat > http://bit.ly/thegroupchat.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/chicks-in-the-office

Hey, Chicks in the Office listeners. You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. This is state of emergency. What's up, everyone? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You've been talking so normally this whole time.

And that just was... What's up, everyone? What's up, everyone? It's six in the office with Rianne Frann giving you that Friday energy on a Monday. I've been talking for like an hour straight now and that didn't happen at all. I haven't had one voice crack. You know, it's nice you still get nervous. My God.

My hands are sweating right now. You're a little clammy. I am a little clammy too. It's Monday. This is the last week of the podcast. Ever. For the year 2022. We will be back in the new year.

In the same place. In the same place. Don't you guys fret. And a new, hopefully, we're working on a new studio. We are working on a new studio. I think. Won't be done any time close to the new year. No.

But 2023. 2020, we'll be a big year. But we will be in a new studio in the Barstall office. I think we're, I don't know. I'll just say it. I don't really care. I think we're taking over a KFC radio studio. And then I think they're getting a new studio.

I don't know if they said that anywhere. Maybe they'll be mad I said that. But who knows? Yeah, you could have just blown up their spot. Whatever. Whatever. That's what's happening. So that'll be fun because every guest that we have had walk into this studio in the past couple months has their first reaction every time is, oh my God, it's so small in here. It's getting embarrassing. I will say, though, at least it has the effect where it doesn't look this small, you know?

Right. Like, they're so surprised as they come in and they're like, oh, my God, it looks so much bigger online. So at least we at least there's the facade that it's big. It's just not at all. It's actually. I mean, Dave talked about it when the Dave porno show was still on that like we were like, we're working in the closet. And he was like, all right, we got to get that video. But that'll be fun, 2023. I'm excited for the new year. I feel like I had a little bit of a, a hectic weekend. You know, I thought I wasn't going to do anything. And then I started feeling better. And then whatever. How was your weekend? I had a lovely weekend. More holiday festivities. I had a long ladies lunch. one day with some of my friends and some of their mothers, which was absolutely delightful. My mom was not there because she was in Milan. Shout out my brother.

Yes, for graduating. Congratulations. He has his MBA. In Milan? Yeah. He got his MBA and he's all done. He comes home today. Oh, see, I would have thought that he like went back to America for the graduation.

Well, the school's in Milan. Oh, I thought it was just a program. through his school. He graduated college years ago. Oh, I was in a little bit of that. He got his master's. I've talked about this with you guys

many times. He lived in Milan all year. I know that. I just thought it was like through a program, like through an American university. No, no. He, you know, he graduated from South Carolina like multiple years ago. Oh, I don't know. I had no idea. It's okay. It's okay. Well, congratulations.

Yes, congrats to J.B. Very exciting. And I'm excited he's going to be. home now so that's fun. That is very exciting. Marianos will all be back in the city. We had some time. We had some time. The Marianos are back.

My God, am I happy? Yes. Yeah, we're all back, baby. Yeah, who, everyone was so worried. Yes, I know everybody was so worried. But no, good, very fun weekend. Saturday, my friends, a little holiday party. I don't have,

I've really like, worn all my festive outfits. I need like cute. Not necessarily like ugly Christmas center. We have those. We have great ones. But like cute holiday. Like cute red pants with like, you know?

Yeah, I know what you're saying. Which I kind of wore on Friday. But sorry to write us up. And then Sunday, I don't know what I'm talking about. On Sunday, just a phenomenal sports. day. Just a day full of exciting stuff. Woke up, watch the World Cup game.

That was insane. I talked the end of it. I watched the very end of it. Did you watch for you? No. Yeah. I didn't watch a lick of sports. It was crazy.

It was already, it was already no, it was 3-2 Argentina when I started watching. Oh, so you had like 10 minutes left of extra time. Barely. Yeah, no, I watched the whole game. It was absolutely incredible. I was rooting for

I was rooting for Argentina, so I was happy because I just want, you know, I felt like messy. I'm very casual. As a casual fan, I was like, well, it's cool for Messi to win a World Cup. And I was like France won last year. I mean last year, last World Cup four years ago. And what's his name?

Yeah, they won already. Somebody else is shot. Their best player is very young, so they have a long time. B'A is very young, yeah. So, yeah, he's got more World Cups to come. and this is probably Messi's last one. So big moment. It was very exciting.

Great game. One of the best soccer games I feel like I've ever watched. And then went to watch the Eagles. And that was a close one, but they won. And on top of that, sorry to all our Dallas Cowboys listeners, fans, listeners, who like the Cowboys. I very much enjoyed them losing to the Jaguars and overtime. It just was the cherry on a phenomenal sports day for me specifically.

That's beautiful. Yeah. So it was a very exciting day. Yeah, tough one for the Patriots. Did you see that play? No. Once again, I didn't watch a single. I didn't even watch a clip on Twitter.

You would even be like, what the fuck are they doing? I had, you know, I was just yesterday. It was like, all you had to, all you need to know is that there was, it was tied. There was no time. left on the clock so like if the guy just if the guy just like went out of bounds or took a knee it would have gone to overtime but they tried to like throw it backwards because you can you can't keep obviously keep throwing it forward but you can throw it backwards and uh one of the wire receivers threw it backwards like 20 yards and it got intercepted um by the defense and then the defense

and then the defender like facialed mac jones like literally just went like this and I think I need to just watch the clip. And just shoved him to the ground. You would be like, what? And scored. And then the game was over. That's exciting. It was exciting.

I wasn't really, usually I see all my sports stuff on Twitter. Yeah, yeah. I wasn't really on Twitter yesterday. Yeah. Well, that would make sense because it was all over Twitter. Yeah, I didn't, I wasn't really. I'm on the first week in my fans. Dave posted like 12 videos about it.

Like, she was obviously for you. Yeah, I, once again, I was not on Twitter yesterday. This is my first Sunday, football Sunday. I wasn't on Twitter, guys. Sorry. I wasn't keeping up. I thought I wasn't going to do anything this weekend because I was feeling sick. And then I ended up feeling a bit better.

So I went to the movies on Friday. I saw the menu. I thought that was fantastic. That was a great recommendation by Noah. It really is the White Lotus in restaurant form. Like it was really, really, really good. I really enjoyed it. Did you go see Avatar?

No. Do you care about Avatar? I, not really. I saw the first, but I'm just like, I don't really care. An hour, 45 minutes. for the menu, beautiful. There's nothing I love more than an hour and 45 minute movie. That's a great running time. I hate anything more than two hours. With previews and everything, then you're out of there and not a crazy amount of time. So I went to the movies Friday and then

Saturday, I was like, do I do something Saturday night? Like I was feeling better. I also thought about canceling when I was like, no, I'm feeling better. So we went to dinner. Noah was there. There was other people there as well. Devin was there too. I don't want to just make it seem Like just me and Ola went to dinner. But we went to dinner at this place called Katsuya. Like the most perfectly average place of all time. Oh, I'm surprised you even like shouted their name out. Well, I will, I'm not even shouting them out.

I'm saying it was the most average place to eat ever. The prices were fucking insane for the quality of the food. So a very overpriced. I do not recommend going to Katsuya. Sorry, I don't recommend it at all. It is severely overpriced. People love to talk about all the amazing places, but sometimes you don't go to an amazing place. No, and here's the thing.

Usually I go to amazing places for food. I usually love a rest of ball out on a good dinner. I do. Like, that's a great night to me going to a really nice dinner. Yep. Getting some good drinks, whatever. And we had floated the idea of going to a usual place that we go to. but we were like, let's try something new.

Yeah. And Tommy brought Noah as his date. That's, yes. We went as a couple. Yes. So it was beautiful. But we were like, let's try something new. And you got to.

You got to try something new sometimes. And sometimes that something new isn't going to be fucking good. And this place was not. I enjoyed my passion fruit margarita. Yeah. The drinks were good. The drinks were good. The food, the most average food you'll ever eat.

Yeah. And I want that on record. What, it was sushi? Sushi. Krispy rice, Yelta jalapeno. You know, all good stuff. Nothing. I have had so much better everywhere else.

God, I, you know, whatever. But then I ended up feeling, we were going to go out after, but I ended up feeling like, I started getting like a severe headache in the middle. And I was like, ah, I played it too soon. I played it too soon. And then yesterday. I know. You were even planted the seed to me, like, being like, I'm going to be out.

Yeah, I was going to about the city. By the city tonight, I was like, are you? Only Tommy and I made it. Right, they only, yeah. I texted her was like, so what did you end up doing? Like, I'm, because I was just leaving where I was. And she was like, we went home. Well, oh my God.

So we went home. Almost died. And I, and me and Marty almost died. We got into a crazy. Our Uber driver was insane. So we get in the Uber and he's like, we get to the Holland Tunnel and we notice he's like kind of swerving a lot. Like really, you know,

suspicious activity. And when an Uber driver sits up and is like you could see it in their eyes like almost trying to stay awake kind of like I don't know if that's ever happened to you but it's happened to me one other time where me and Marty were taking an Uber somewhere late and Uber driver legit looked like he was falling asleep of the wheel so Marty like kept talking to him because he was like kind of swerving whatever

so this was happening again. So this guy's like swerving and I'm like okay we're almost there like let's just like whatever we're texting each other like this is not good. So he's going through a light. The light is like yellowish and a car is making a left turn. He's going full speed into this car making a left turn. Full speed.

Both of us scream, stop the car, stop the car, stop the car. Like we were freaking out because he was literally about to crash in this car. He slams on the brake and he goes, well, what happened? We were like, and so Marty starts screaming at him. He's like, what do you mean? What happened? You fucking almost crashed in the car, whatever. and I'm like

Yeah, you never know Like, I don't know They're like, you never know with the Uber And he was like He pulls over the car He's like, like skirt Pulls over the car And he's like get like turns around

Start pointing in Marty's face like this Like just screaming And I was like let's just get out of the car Like whatever And the Uber's like I'm gonna call the fucking police And we were like You're gonna call the police

You almost has crashed car Yeah And then we walked home And I was like How far were you? Just a couple blocks from home It was freezing And I was in heels

I have a dash cam? Did you see? That would have been. But, I mean, it wouldn't have helped. It would have helped our case. He literally. I'm saying it would have helped your case. And his eyes were like kind of bloodshot, you know?

Like, I don't know if he was tired or what was going on. Do you, like, report him on the app? I told Marty too. I don't know if he did what it was on his Uber. But it was just like one of those, like literally about to go, if we weren't paying attention to scream at him. What, what happened? What do you mean?

Like one of those, he must have just, he completely blanked out and did not, like, He was just going to drive straight into that car. Completely out of it. So I was like, damn, that was dangerous. I'm glad we're home safe. And then I was like, what, like, what was that macho man? Like, why are you yelling at the car driver like that? He's like, I was protecting you.

And I was like, you're right, you're right. Both of your lives flashed before his eyes. He was like, would you rather me like, sorry, sir. Can you please? I was like, no. Honestly, no. And the other day, Marty shoves that guy out. He's really just looking for a fight.

Yeah, I was like, what's going on? Joe, my show man. Yeah, I was singing that all day yesterday. And he was like, what, he's like, do you expect me to just sit there and go, oh, it's okay. Like, can you just pull over the Uber? I was like, that's true. I would probably be like, all right, come on. I probably would have been like, I'll just get out here.

Yeah, same. That would have been me. I've been like, oh, sir, that was insane. Please let me out of this fucking car. We're just getting out. We're just getting out. Like, whatever. But, yeah, it was a wild ride.

And that, you know, I, what a night? It was. And then I was like, you know what? I'm done with Uber's. Like, as, well, here's the thing. If you're drinking, you can't drive. Correct. Really?

Yeah. So in my head, I was like, it would just be so much easier if I could drive, but I can't. You know what I mean? I had my car. So yesterday, I had to drive to Long Island because my good friend, Jesse, from high school, was asking all of us to be in her bridal party. And so I had to go to dinner on Long Island. And either I'm.

need to have my license revoked or the GPS needs to be rewired. It's one, it's one or the other. Either I'm awful at following directions or the GPS. Maybe you need to switch. Words are not matching the fucking signs when you're driving. Maybe you need to use a different app. I must because, listen, it's fine. Like either use Google Maps or Ways. I don't usually use a GPS, I guess, because I know where I'm going in the city. Like when I'm driving in the city, I don't use a GPS. I know where I'm going. And then Jersey City, I know where I'm going. But I had never been taken this way to Long Island in my life. And I know how to get out of the city to Long Island.

So I don't know why I even took this way. Also, it might have just been not to really get into traffic talk here. I know. This is like people don't care. Like it may have just taken you a weird way too because Sundays and the holidays, they close up by Rock Center. Like they close main roads. Like Fifth Ave is like closed.

so I think just traffic-wise it's kind of insane around the city and getting out of the city so it may have tried to like send you a weird way because of that and then it didn't register. I took every wrong turn that you possibly could make. Every wrong turn

I showed up 45 minutes I would have quit. No I, so I almost called my friend being like listen I love you. I'm going home like I can't come anymore but then I texted my other friend who was also 45 minutes late and I was like, all right, I have to go.

Like, at this point, I also was going to drive her home. So I was like, I can't just let you show up 45 minutes late with no ride as well. Fair. But my God. My God. It's a goddamn nightmare.

It is, it is. It really is. And I rewired the GPS. The signs did not match what the GPS was saying. Like, is the cross-s-s, I don't even want to ask. I don't even want to ask this question. I don't. I'm actually not even.

I'm going to keep this one of myself. Yeah. I'll look it up. I'm going to Google it. I don't want to embarrass myself. Yeah. But if I'm right. You're about to ask which way the cross island.

No, I'm actually just going to Google it right now. Because it goes across the island. No, I know what the... I was not asking where the cross island goes. I was not asking that. Hold on. People forget how to walk all these tourists. It's, you know, it's the holidays.

It's insane. Like, just keep it moving. Keep it moving. You know, it's just something you got to come to terms with. You can't, you cannot let it in normal. you this time of year. There's tons of people who aren't familiar with the city. You got to just let it go. I don't know. You do. Okay. Happy Hanukkah, by the way. Oh, yes. Happy Hanukkah. And happy Hanukkah to everybody listening. Yeah. That just made me think of all the festive things up there.

What? Never mind. By where you are. You're not going to. I don't know. I don't know. It kept telling me I probably don't know the answer. Oh, whatever. I'm not even going to get into it. You should have in Brooklyn? Yes. Listen, I'm not getting it. Multiple times. That happened to be multiple times. That happened multiple times.

But that was before I knew like how to draw, like now I know where I'm going from my house to the city. But whatever. Besides the point, either take my license away or rewire the GPS system on the iPhone because it does not know what it's talking about. The final thing I'll say about this weekend. Yeah. Which, by the way, it was lovely. I'm so excited to be in my friend's wedding party. Yes.

And I'm very excited for her bachelor party, which. just next summer. I'm so excited. I know it's a long time away, but it's going to be fucking awesome in the Dominican Republic. And there's like a, like this whole thing. It just seems like a dream bachelor party. Yeah. The final thing I'll say is

I started re-watching the O.C. from the beginning. Highly recommend. My God, is that a fantastic show? I haven't. Let me tell you, it has everything that you need. So we put on this other show called Chuck. We wanted to watch a new show. It was late.

Saturday or Friday night, late Friday night. Someone was just reading about this. Tommy. We were at dinner. We were just talking about this. So Tommy. What's Chuck? And by the way, Chuck, it's like a show on a... I don't know. I don't know. Is it new? No. No, it's old. It's like a serial killer, right? I have no idea. No, isn't that... Oh, that's Dexter. That's Dexter. Yeah, that's Dexter. Yeah. So...

No, I don't know this one. We asked our friends for... Oh! Yeah, okay. We asked our friends for a TV recommendation. Tommy responded, Chuck. It's my favorite show, whatever you got to watch Chuck. So we were like, okay, we'll try Chuck. I'm watching Chuck. And I see that the director, the producer, the everything is the same as the O.C.

And I was like, damn, have you ever seen the O.C? Knowing Marty has never seen the O.C. Like, I knew what I was setting this up for. And he was like, no. and I was like, all right, let me just play the first episode and, like, you don't like it, we could shut it off. Immediately hooked. It has everything you could want a show.

Crime, drama, romance, funny, love, everything. It has everything. Yeah. Shock. There's shock value. It does. It does. And I would love to experience

watching somebody watch one of those shows for the first time. Like, there's a joy in that. There is. Like, I, you could have. have you could honestly I recommend maybe like filming some stuff because I'm putting it on TikTok

yeah because those are some of my favorite TikToks I am I always see this one girl who posts her boyfriend watching the vampire diary for the first time and whether it is fucking staged or real or whatever it is

it brings a smile to my face every time like when the big day in Elena moments are happening, he's like, yes, let's go. And so I'm like, damn, I would love to watch somebody else fall in love with one of these shows for the first time and just have the secondhand joy. Like, not even, because we've seen them a bunch. There's such a joy to it.

But just giving that gift to somebody else and like watching them watch certain parts, I would love it. It's a joy. I'm actually going to do that. I'm going to film and put them on TikTok. Like when you know the big moments are coming, like... I'm going to do that. Because listen, I think they would go bye-bye.

Yeah, hopefully. Listen, I'm trying on TikTok. First of all, when he laughs at stuff that Seth says, like he'll be cracking up and I'm like, I do like a soft smile on myself. I'm like, yes. Like, he thinks it's funny. And then there's certain things where he's like,

You love hinting at things at you. He's like, you love knowing that I don't know what's going to happen. You love hinting at it. So, like, you know, Kirsten, the mom? That's your inability to keep secrets or, like, surprises. I can keep a secret. No, no, not. I was in on a prank last week and I didn't tell anybody.

Not secrets, but surprises. Surprises. Like, you're like, you know you got something good. Right. And so, you know Kirsten, the mom. Yeah. Thanksgiving episode. So she's like really drinking a lot.

Yeah, yeah. And I was like, she really loves the bottle, huh? You guys like, you know, she goes to rehab later on. And I'm like, she really, she really loves to drink, huh? Oh, my God. And he's like, he's like, that would actually piss me off. He was like, yes, she does. And he was like, why are you, he's like, okay?

Yeah, she loves to drink. Yeah. And then with Luke, I'm like, he's like, what are, he about Marissa and Luke? He's like, when are they going to go up the charade? And I was like, boy, is it a charade? Oh, my God. God. Really. It's exciting.

I can't wait to go home later today and watch. We haven't watched since Saturday. Couldn't watch on Sunday. Can't wait tonight. I'm so excited. And I honestly haven't done like a full OC rewatch in a while. So even I am like gasping at things that I fully knew. I don't think I've watched since like, I mean, it might have been, might be 10 years at this point.

You have to, oh my God. If you're looking for a rewatch, the OC is just so good. I watched that movie, Bodies, Bodies, Bodies, bodies. last night with Pete Davidson in it. How was it? It was good. Really? Yeah. That's the girl that plays his girlfriend in that movie. That's the one he's been hanging out

with that everybody was like, oh shit, who's this girl? But apparently they're just friends. Chase Suey. Yeah, you see the pictures of them at the Rangers game? I saw that. I didn't like But then there was another girl. It was like a group of people. They were in Whole Foods. They were like in Whole Foods. together. Are you think they're just friends? Yeah. I think we like forget

that girls and guys, you know, hang out sometimes. when they're not hooking up. Does Pete Davis is that? Yeah, I could imagine. I would think so. I'd think he has some female friends. She probably wants so, though. I'm sure he does too.

Yeah, I think it's probably both. There was also rumors of her dating Charles Melon. Yeah, the guy from Riverdale. So, you know, they're most likely probably just friends. I would say it's always going to be most likely the other thing with Pete David's. Yeah. I don't know. Man, I just love chatting with you too.

Look at my smile on my face. Who do you think had the better bar mitzvah you were Mason-Dissik? Oh my God, we're talking about this. Party-wise? I just want to ask the one question. Party-wise? Like in terms of party? Yeah.

Probably me. Well, you don't believe me? No, I do. I do believe you. I fully believe that you had an amazing one. If I had a time machine, that is something I would like to go back. and just be a fly on the wall. Like, I don't even, like, just to just watch it happen.

I've never been asked. You got to have home videos. Well, we're also forgetting the fact that they played him that video. No, no, I was going to say. I know. After that video played, I've never been as cool in my whole life. Like, these girls that would never talk to me came up like, oh my God, Noah, like, I really want, I really, I really, I would really like to see those home videos. Like, I feel like you, I feel like you had a full, like, production company there filming.

Oh, yeah. This DJ was like crazy. Like you had like a videographer. Where people drink, I think I asked this. I feel like I had a videographer. I said this. A lot of the people that went to my apartment just say to this day that that was the first drink they ever had

because they went into the cocktail place for the adults and took it. I just imagine. I want to watch the whole party. Like in the middle of the party they like stop all the me. They bring me out like a huge intro which I was treading. Like I don't want to do this because they have like the danceer girls like bring you out. And I was like no. I'm not doing this.

They asked for, like, what song I wanted to play. I used pump it up by Black Eyed Peace. Oh, that's a great song. But they, like, dragged me out. You still, is that why you still play that song in our live shows? Maybe, I don't know. It's full circle. Like that video of day being dragged out of the Super Bowl, it was kind of like how I was dragged onto the dance for, like, my feet.

Like, they were like dragged. I was like, I do not want to. Oh, my gosh. You had to. It snowed that night. It's like the first snow. Wow. Winter Wonderland.

Yeah. Yeah. all of it's it's slow around this time once it gets to the holidays it just seems like everybody is also going to parties right like there is a part that party billy is 21st birthday that looked like a fun party how much are we going to talk about mason's bar mitzvah no there's not there's really not much talk about there wasn't as i mean it's you know mazzletov to mason I don't really think of all of billy's like all her cameos and her concert billy ilish yeah she gets some crazy yeah Absolutely insane. Phoebe Bridgers, Don Glover, Dave Grohl. Labyrinth. Yeah. Fuck, there was like a ton.

Yeah. A bunch of other people, too. Yeah. Surprise Justin Bieber. Look like an absolutely insane. They were there. They were there as spectators. Yeah.

They were very cute. I'll call it a love watching the show. I saw pictures. Billy Isles like at her party when Justin Bieber's there is still like in love with him? Yes. Yeah. That never goes away. Yeah, I do think

You think of Justin Bieber was like, hey, Billy Like, I'm in love with you Yes She would just drop Whatever that guy's name is Jesse Yes You'd think?

Yes Yeah Probably Yes Or she would seriously think about it I think she would Yeah, no I think she'd highly consider it

Yeah That's all Yeah I was gonna say something about Justin Bieber But I'm just gonna hold it in Say it I'm just like

I don't know I saw a picture I saw a picture I saw a TikTok that was like all these pictures of Haley Bieber and like she's like so beautiful an angel and stunning it was like how could you go out with your wife

she's in a heels a beautiful fur jacket and he's in sweatpants and a pimple sticker on his face it's more just the pimple stickers on his face which I understand being like maybe you're embarrassed of your pimples which I can totally get and like you want to cover it up but it's like yeah I get it you're Dustin Bieber but like he just beats

through his own drum he's just like I'm going to rock these pimple patches uh huh Went to dinner? To Billy Isles' His 21st birthday party And like everywhere he goes He's wearing these like pimple pad

Like are they paying him Maybe he took it off When he got inside No no the pictures The pictures of him in the photo booth He still had it on He's still wearing it Yeah

The Star Patch pimple patch I don't know Did you see that TikTok by the way It's just that's just how he is This is separate though But remember when I was like Mark and Robbie wouldn't date Pete Davidson Did you see that this is Pete Davidson

But I feel like they're in the same world Where she was talking about Jack Harlow Did you see that video? Yeah, which about Margarabi being like... About being mentioned in a song. Yeah. Oh, yeah, she's like... And her actor's on actors.

Yeah. Yeah. Which was very excited. If I was Jack Harlow, I'd be like, oh my God. Yeah. By the way, I understand what I look like right now. So like, please don't think I'm really judging Justin Bieber that much because I know people would be like, well, you look like that.

It's like, yeah, I know. I'm no Justin Bieber or Haley Bieber. Yeah, but I mean, you're not going to Billy Alice's 21st birthday party right now. True. Right. That's a great point. Early Monday morning. Margar Robbie also...

It's an appropriate outfit for, right. we are. Margo Robbie. Yes. So there's this whole thing with Brad Pitt that in the new movie Babylon, yeah. She went to the director and asked if they could put in an unscripted kiss with Brad Pitt where she would go up to Brad Pitt and kiss him.

And the director was like, you know, that kind of does work for her character. And Margot was like, I do think it really works. And she was like, when am I going to get a chance to kiss Brad Pitt? Yeah. And this had everyone up in arms because she's married. and as well as if Brad Pitt said this about Marga Robbie, people would be real, like, if a guy actor said this about a woman, who would be like, that's so weird, which is so true.

Like, imagine Brad Pitt said this about Marga Robbie. We would all be like, that's so weird. She's married. Like, she's married. How dare he? But then Margotry says it and everyone's like, yes, go for it, Margo. It's a confusing topic because you almost have to respect that she said that. But then you're also like, yeah, if the roles were reversed,

people would be very weirded out. So they had to ask Brad Pitt about it because, like, this people got really upset. And then Brad Pitt was like, yeah, Brad Pitt was like, honestly, that's the most tame thing she does in this movie is Kiss Me. Like it's, I think she plays a pretty wild character. So like, I feel like really she was making a joke about, like, kissing, getting to kiss Brad Pitt. Like, because that's an easy joke. Like, I just think, like, she was obviously, you know, she probably did want to kiss Brad Pitt for sure. She's obviously serious.

No, but I think she, like, I think she was also, like, like, I think it did fit the character, which is probably where, like, the idea, like, a combo came from. No, it's a quick, it's a peck. Yeah. Like, I think she's, like, it was like, she, it worked for the character and it was like. So she's got Leonardo Caprio Brad Pitt. Leonardo Cabriot, Brad Pitt, Ryan Gosling, Will Smith. Her husband can't care at this point.

You know what I mean? Like, it's obvious her husband does not care. she has I mean that's quite the resume of on screen rank those number one you got a

well here's the thing number one this has to be Leo Leonardo Caprio and in Wolf of Wall Street Leonardo Caprio and Wolf of Wall Street is amazing

I think that's not his no no no but he looks he looks amazing in Wolf of Wall Street it's not his best the part it is I feel like coolest Leo to me

but he looks amazing Wolf of Wall Street so I would go Leonardo Caprio Ryan Gosseling Like Wait when were they in Ryan Gosson? Barbie Barbie movie

Oh well he's kind of like I never mind What? I was just gonna say he doesn't He's not He looks different Well well Well yeah

He's playing a character No no I know I've seen people say though that he Like she's not kissing all these people in real life You can't Have you seen him No no no no No but I'm saying like

Have you seen him like doing press recently? No He looks different to me. It looks like there's like some stuff was done. I'd probably go

Leonardo DiCaprio Brad Pitt, Ryan Gosling, Will Smith. Yeah, I'd probably I'd probably switch. Will Smith now is kind of like,

ah. Well, Will Smith's on the outs right now. I'd probably switch Gosling and Pitt but Leo definitely first. Yeah. Leonardo Caprio.

If it was crazy stupid love Ryan Gosling, sure. Right. There's a difference. Leonardo Caprio and Margo Robbie and the Wolf of Wall Street may be the two best-looking people of all time. I think that's very fair.

Her, yeah. I think that's very fair. Yeah. I mean, look, whatever, ignore him. Anyways, ignore him. All right, let's get into the rest of the show. We're going to be talking about Austin Butler on Saturday Night Live back in Elvis form. Nick Cannon feels guilty that he,

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prime member. Once again, visit Amazon.com slash chicks in the office. That's Amazon.com slash chicks in the office. Austin Butler hosted Saturday Night Live this weekend and he was back in Elvis form. He is Elvis. This man is Elvis. He made a lot of jokes about it in his monologue. He said,

you know, everyone's saying my voice changed. I don't know what they're talking about. Then he played a clip of him when he played Sebastian or Gary Diaries. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it was one and Ben. And his voice obviously was a lot more higher pitched. And so he made a lot of jokes about it.

Yeah, they edited it. So he sounded squeaky. Which was, it was funny. He definitely laughed about it. He had some very sweet moments. Talked about, you know, growing up and loving acting and doing it for so long and the connection with his mom. So it was very sweet. Definitely some laughs.

He was good. I thought he, I didn't watch like the whole show, but I saw a lot of the clips. and sometimes I'll just like watch this sketches on like YouTube and stuff. And he had some very funny moments, some good characters, some good, he's doing some accents. Like clearly he's gotten very good at that. And Cessly Strong is leaving. That was like her last episode. She's been on the show for a very long time.

One of the longest tenured women that have been on the show. She's phenomenal. So you're saying farewell to her. And Austin Butler sang Blue Christmas, but he's just Elvis. So it just sounds like, honestly, Noah, can you put the, put him singing right now? We'll have a blue Christmas thinking about you. He sounds, close your eyes and who, you know, you don't know. He is fully.

You're not, you don't know which one it is. Elvis's ghost has crept into Austin Butler's body. and has fully taken over. Like the first notes when I started to play the video, he's like, you know, it's crazy. I was like, I can't, and Kyrie Gerber, like they're still dating.

Like he should put out a whole Elvis Austin Butler Christmas album of just awesome Butler as Elvis, as Elvis's Christmas album. Like how Jamie Fox did after we played Ray Charles. Yes. I buy it. I'm just like, as Kyre Gerber,

do you look at him like, oh my God, I love that or are you like, oh, I think, I think you like it because I don't think you knew him you don't have nothing to compare it to. Right, she wasn't dating him before he was Elvis. Exactly. She's only, she only knows Austin Bueller as Elvis. What if one day he wakes up and his voice just snaps

back? He's like, my voice. He's like, oh my God, like the way my voice cracked. Is this like a version of groove? Yeah. When she turns into the little cat, she's like, is this my voice? That would be hilarious, but he's very talented. No, he is. And honestly, he's a beautiful rendition of Blue Christmas. Like, I thought it was stunning. He's a very talented man.

I'm big time into my Christmas music. Like, I'm strictly Christmas music only right now. I wasn't a big thing. I made a list just because I was bored of my top 15 Christmas songs. I was just bored. And I made a list. Interesting. Do you have it?

Yeah. Can you read it? It wasn't like, I didn't put it in order. I sound really sick right now. You do. You sound very, all of a sudden, you sound extremely. Justin. I was going to get you out of here.

I was going to order it and then I didn't go back to it, but I could tell you. Yeah. Let me just some of it. Yep, yep, yep. You go find that. Okay. I just, yeah, I've been locked in on Christmas music. What's your favorite Christmas song?

Simply having a wonderful Christmas time. Yeah, that's a good one. Wait, simply having a wonderful Christmas time. It's simply having a wonderful Christmas time. Yeah. And then I think it is just called the wonderful version of time. That was up there. I have White Christmas by Otis Redding.

Yeah. Because I had to specify the version. You have to specify the version for sure. Santa Claus is coming to town by Bruce Springsteen. That's it. Yeah. That's the greatest version I saw. You can't tell me otherwise.

You can't tell me otherwise. No, I could. It's a great one. I had this argument the other day. I was like, have you heard? Like, you know the intro to it? Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, I couldn't agree with you more. Clertz. Yeah. Yeah, wonderful Christmas time. Father Christmas. by the kinks. I don't know if you guys... I don't think I know that one.

You definitely know that song. Father Christmas, give me some money. Oh, yes, okay. Great song. Do you consider Pennings from Heaven a Christmas song? I was thinking about this

because it makes you think of Christmas, but it's not about Christmas. I don't know what that is. Penny's from heaven. I played out the show, but it's an elf. Penny's from heaven. No.

What? Yes, you do. Why don't I know what that is? You know pennies from heaven. Are you kidding? I mean, I think I might have to just play a second of it. When grocery store Joe and Serena walked off stage, I started playing it. I don't.

It's not ringing about it. You would know. It was an elf. I haven't seen elf in years. You would know the second. No, no, no, not Franks and I'm not sure. Which one are you being Crosby? Louis Prima.

Oh, yeah. I mean, I didn't know this was. Yeah, I didn't know the name of that time. And I don't think I know what that. song. I would, yes. It's been in other movies that I have had. No, I know, but I do Christmas.

However, I mean, for it to be, it's like on Bing Crosby's holiday album. Yeah, no, people think of it as that. Yeah. Have yourself a merry little Christmas, Frank Sinatra. Great song. Have yourself. I saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus Jackson 5.

Yep. These are all great ones. I'll be home for Christmas Frank Sinatra. The Christmas song, Nat King Cole. Yep. This Christmas. Miss Donnie Donnie Hathaway

Now I'm getting more Niche as I go on But I'm saying You're very old school Old Christmas to meet Stevie Wonder Yeah Oh that's a great one

It's the most wonderful Time of the year Yep Please come home For Christmas BB King You know I really like

Where I carry Last Christmas is up there for me Last Christmas That's a good one Wham Like the old Like I mean everyone

Everyone covers Last Christmas But I think The good 80s, 80s one. So you guys, did you guys realize with I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus? I always thought that Mommy was cheating on dad with Santa Claus. Santa Claus's dad.

Santa Claus's dad. Santa Claus's dad. Yeah. I never thought she was. I never thought she was cheating. I thought she's been cheating this whole time. No, no. See, so did I until I realized this weekend.

No, it's like Santa Claus's dad. Like you're a little. kids who you go down the stairs and you see mommy kissing Santa Claus. But Santa Claus is dad. So mom is Miss Claus. Your mom, it's like your dad's like dressed up as Santa Claus. Your dad is dressed up. Oh, it's not the real Santa. That's the whole, that's what I've been thinking of this whole time. No, because Santa's not real, Noah. Oh, really? No. Breaking. We tell Noah Santa isn't real. No, I had the same realization this weekend. But like all these songs, you want to think he's real. Yeah, I won't.

So as a kid, you think, oh my God, my mom is cheating on, mommy's cheating on dad with Santa Claus. That's a way better storyline for me. Well, that's what they think as a kid. That's like, I mean, that's the premise of it. As a kid, you think I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus. You're like, oh, my God, I saw Mommy cheating on dad with Santa Claus. But Santa Claus is just dad.

Yeah. I don't know if that's true. Who confirmed this? Noah, who else would Santa Claus be? Yeah. The real Santa. The Santa is really. But I'm saying, like, you know what I'm saying.

He's the real guy. That's who she's kissing. But you know what I mean. No, no. Nick. No, like, are you not? Like, we're just pretend. Like, no, no, no, no.

No, because as a kid, no, no, no. No, no. But it's written in the perspective of, like, a little kid. A little kid. No, I know. And kids believe Santa's real. He thinks Santa's real. Santa's not real.

Santa's dad. Mom, he's kissing Santa. Yes. Mommy's kissing dad. I don't, I refuse to believe this. I think it's. What are you not believing? I'm believing that.

I'm not believing that that's what it means. I'm not believing that. Noah, I'm gonna look up. Who was gonna say? Who wrote the song? It's like been around forever. So are you trying to say that it's the kid? Like it's like, it's like, it's written.

This is like, this is a movie. Okay, ready? And the Santa's real. This is the first. This is the first thing that comes up when I, ready? Mommy kissing Santa Claus meeting. I never saw. all my parents show affection or even kiss.

So when I heard the song I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus, it was filtered through the dysfunction of my childhood and I concluded it was being about being unfaithful. I was dumbfounded when I realized the true meaning of the song was that daddy is Santa Claus. Who's right? Who? But that's like, that's

the joke. Like, that's the premise of the song. The song describes a scene where a child walks downstairs from his bedroom on Christmas Eve to see his mom to say, Santa Claus. I thought, I only thought this. I don't care. I'm never going to listen to it like that. That ruins a song for me.

You know what? Why? But as you grow up, Because I'm like, you realize San Claus isn't real and realize that trust me, I also thought the same thing as you. And then I was like, oh yeah, duh, daddy is Santa Claus. So mommy's not kissing Daddy. Mommy's not kissing Santa Claus.

That makes it so much more exciting. Like I picture. As a kid, yes. No, but like, I listen to. to the Jackson 5 version, like, yesterday. And I was like, just like, in my head, I'm picturing, like, I saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus. And, like, oh, my God, it's Santa and Mom's kissing Santa.

Like, the real Santa. I saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus isn't about cheating with Santa. No, Santa isn't going into homes and getting it on with your mom. The premise of the song, once again, Noah, is that. No, he, he. No, I get what you're saying. He just is rejecting it. That's all.

Like, he's just, he's choosing to believe that your mom is cheating on your dad of Santa Claus. Yes. That the real Santa is coming down and making a move on his mom. Okay. Because here's the thing. That's just not what the premise of the song is. The perspective of the song is from the kid. Kids believe Santa's real.

Exactly. That's what we were saying. No, I know. But then we're saying when you go older, you now know that Santa Claus is dead. is Noah is saying he wants to listen to the song with the mindset of a six-year-old. Yes. Okay. But like, I'm not...

No, no, I'm not... Just take it easy, man. I'm not trying to listen to the song. Like, I'm six. Well, I'm not trying to argue that Santa's real. Okay, let me just make that clear. No, I know, I know that you're not trying to argue that. I'm just saying...

But for a second, it feels like we had you. But I'm just saying, if the song is written from that perspective, that should be the only thing you're... Like, you know? Like, you shouldn't... be like, well, now that I'm older, I'm going to like, it has a different meaning to me. The meaning of the song has always been the same. It's still the same. The meaning of the song when you were six was still that Santa Claus was dad.

But you just didn't know Santa Claus was dad yet. It was still the meaning of the song. When they put out that song, they knew the meaning fully was that Santa Claus was dad kissing a mom. I think people are going to think that I think Santa's real. Because the first reaction I have when he said it, I said, oh, so moms miss Claus. I'm really glad you're in this Christmas spirit though It's very clear he's very much in the Christmas spirit right now I tried to convince myself that Santa was real

Like to an embarrassing age Yeah Like even when I kind of like deep down probably knew I was like still want to believe No you want to hold on to it for sure For as long as you possibly can That's no that's definitely true I mean

I would put blue Christmas up there as a... I don't love Elvis's voice. Just... Okay. Sure. Turns me off a little bit. I like rubber neckin by Elvis

because that was in that Vince Vaughn movie. Yeah. What's the one? I have a... I've been listening to just like the... You know, Slay Ride. That's a great one. Elefich Gerald, Slayride.

Yeah, the curated like holiday hits playlist. But then I've always, I always had my own, uh, in my library of... Do you think that this is something that people are gonna make fun of me for? No. Or do you think people are gonna be like, wait? You'll be okay.

I think a lot of people are gonna find out with me. I do, I, once again, I also only found out this past weekend. But it didn't hit me as hard. It didn't hit me as hard to hit you. I was like, oh yeah, that makes sense. Taylor Swift has a good last Christmas. Like, it's just, that would ruin the song.

Yeah. So you want to think that your mom is having an affair with Santa Claus? I don't, well, I'm not saying, I never listen to something like, it's my mom, really. Like, I don't picture my mom making it with Santa Claus. I just picture like some generic mom. Oh, man. Oh, shout out, where are you Christmas? The Faith Hill from The Grinch.

I love that one, too. The Grinch is my favorite Christmas movie. What? Mm-hmm. That's a great movie. I hate Christmas. The Jim Carrey one? Yeah.

Yeah. Elf is like, I feel like elf, it's just, you can't beat Elf in my mind. I love Elf, too. The Grinch is so fake. That's why I like it. Love actually an elf. One and two. All good ones.

I do have Santa Claus is coming to town. Bruce. Sancta Claus is coming to town. You deck the halls? Yep. The movie? Yeah. Yeah.

Danny DeVita. Four Christmases. Four Christmases is okay. I love Vince Vaughn, so. The holiday is a good movie. Yeah, it is. All right. That wraps up the segment where we were talking about Austin Butler being Elvis.

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during an episode of Paramount Plus's The Checkup with Dr. David Agis. Never heard of that. But he said, being a father of multiple kids, I feel like multiple does not do the number of justice. It doesn't. Yeah. Being, yeah.

It's always the biggest guilt on me is that I don't get to spend enough time with all my children. One, because I'm constantly working and two, because I'm just spread thin. It's just like, I don't know, sometimes the, I don't know if it's like being out of touch or just not connecting the dots here,

but, you know, yeah, if you're spread too thin and you think that you're not able to spend enough time with your children, you got a lot of them now, maybe stop having so many more. and you'll have more time to spend with those kids that you don't get to see enough. Question. When you hear a certain phrase

or a word or something, is there ever a time when you hear that and you visualize something each time? Like when you said spread too thin, I pictured a butter knife spreading butter across a bagel. And I, every time I hear spread too thin. Yeah.

A little swish of butter across the bagel passes my mind. Does that happen to you? I would say, yeah, probably. I can't think of like a specific instance. Is there ever a time? But I would say yes. Where you can literally taste something when you think of it? Yes.

Like what? Yeah, my mouth waters. You get it in the back. Not even not like. And I think I could smell it. Like, if I think a pineapple on pizza, I could taste it. I could taste it right now, almost. It's a weird feeling.

Huh. I can kind of get like, it's more like I just get an actual physical reaction. Like my mouth starts to water or something like that when I'm like thinking of something of the sort. But anyways, Nick, Nick Cannon. I'm trying to think of like, spread too thin. I'm trying to think of something that I'm sure there has been. But yes, that would make sense. You call it out.

Yeah, I'll think about it. Because I just picture a little thing that says I can't believe it's not butter with a butter knife and a bagel. Can't believe it's not butter. Spread too thin. Cream cheese. Sometimes it's cream cheese. More often than not it's butter. Really?

But I will say I do eat cream cheese more than butter. But when I grew up. Butter. I was growing up with butter. I always had buttered bagels. And then I got a little older and I said. I thought cream cheese was gross. Same.

I couldn't even, yeah. I couldn't even understand the thought of cream cheese. Because my parents, they didn't eat cream cheese. Yeah, no. And so I was like, what the fuck is cream cheese? Yeah. And then my friend in seventh grade introduced me to cream cheese with Doritos on it, on a bagel crushed. Holy fuck, is that good?

It was so good. And then I was like, shit, I think I'm into cream cheese. Yeah. Anyways, Nick Cannon. No, I think, um, I just like, I, I just like, I. I don't know if doing these interviews where he talks about it, if it helps ease his mind, you know, or something to be like, oh, you know, I feel guilty about it. But do you? Do you, like, do you really? And we've talked about this before with like this situation and the holidays. And well, what does he do? He can't

see everybody. Do they all go to him? Every kid? Or does he have to like spread it out where he has Christmas on seven different days. I'm sure he does actually feel a bit guilty about it. I'm sure he does too, but it's not stopping him. It's hard for him to not have a favorite kid. You know, when you have so many kids, you got to have a favorite. See, I agree. Yeah, I don't know.

Sometimes I think when you just hit, when you get to that many, they're all just got to say. But at the end, like the ones towards the end are kind of the same. The beginning ones have a special. place in his heart. Perhaps. The way I'm talking about these kids, this is what Nick Hannon has done. He has taken away the human identity of these kids to me. I'm just

like the ones at the end. They're fucking a baker's dozen. They're kids and I'm talking about them in a disgusting matter. But I will say as a child of three. I think it's harder to have... No, I think it's harder.

I think it's easier to have a favor with a smaller number. I think it's harder when it's a smaller number. Because I disagree. I think it's easier to have a favorite. Really? Yeah. Because it's like you only have so many options.

It's like, hey, you can either pick, like, me or my sister, you know? Which one's a paper? Like, you clearly, you probably, there's more of a chance you're going to lean a little bit towards one person compared to having eight options. Like, eight options to me are like, oh, you know, I love them all because you don't really know them that well. Right, right. Well, that's what I'm saying. He doesn't know most of them. There's got to be one that he knows really well.

The first. No, the first be their oldest ones. But what would you feel like if you have a lot of kids, at least even if he does have a favorite, you're like, you and the other ones can be like, ah, fuck that guy. Yeah, you're like, oh, whatever, we're not his favorite. Do you know who your favorite is, your parents' favorite? I think it always switches. Like, I think it was me for a little while, and I think.

But do your parents have different ones, mom and dad? I think that my, I think that you do. Probably, yeah. Do you know who the favorite is? favorite is probably just... I think it's J.B. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Your mom's favorite has to be your sister.

My dad, I think, is my sister. No. I would say that it's probably my brother. And then my dad's favorite is my sister. I always say that. And then I'm just left. Yeah, I think my same. I think my dad's is my sister too. But he literally calls her. He does call her his favorite. But like

he's like, you know, he's like, you're my favorite. But then like, I'm the old, like, I'm, he calls me number one. Well, my grandma. It's just told me I'm always, I'll always be her favorite because I'm the first Yeah, that's, I have that on both. I have that too. And she was like, don't tell anyone. Yeah.

But you're always very fair. That's totally me too. Interesting. But I feel like it's usually the opposite gender. Like the dad likes the daughter the most and the mom likes the one of the same. I also think it's like, it's, you know, when there's only one boy, sometimes it's like the mom's like, that's my little boy. Right. And that's like my dad's like, oh, that's my daughter.

Yeah. Yeah. What about you? I don't know. My siblings would say it's me, but I would say it's. They would definitely say it's you. They would definitely say it's me. too. But I would say it's my brother.

Yeah. I think everyone has a different view. But my family... When there's one boy, it's just he's the little ones. Right. But I would say that my siblings would definitely be like, it's you, like, shut up. Like, it's definitely you. Yeah. But I'm like the one that they just never have to worry about me.

That's the problem here. Is that like... Yeah. I would say it's probably you from what I've seen. They are big fans of me. Yeah. But I do think, like, you know, she can kind of sway back and forth. But I think, I think my dad truly changes all the time.

Yeah. Like, depending on his mood is who the favorite is. Whoever's not pissing him off that day is the favorite. Yeah. Because he changes all the time on that. My mom, I feel like it's probably my brother. I'm not going to lie. My grandpa, my non-o, I think it's me and my cousin.

This is my favorite game to play, by the way. Any time ago with any family, like cousins or whatever, I'd say rank these family members. Like rank these, who's your favorite? Who's your mom? Literally no-lo loves nothing more than to rank things. Yeah. I do that too, though, and then my parents get told,

I get told, you can't have a favorite. You can't have a favorite. You know what I like to do with my cousins? I just joke with my grandparents, like, all the time. I'm like, I know it's me. I go, who do you like more the grandparents on our side or the grandparents on your side? Yeah.

Yeah. Well, that time of year to start ranking your family members. Nick Cannon's kids. they're not even I'm saying like do they some of them have siblings some of them have siblings some don't

yeah so it's like some of them probably don't even know each other have you met him? Have you met dad? It's like some of them know like I think you know obviously some have siblings that are also their dad is Nick Cannon

but it's like there's been so many born in such a short amount of time it's like how much time have they all spent together because Zanisar's getting into like a sister wives fucking dynamic. Yeah, it's strange. Anyways, I hope they have a good Christmas. I hope they all see mommy kissing Santa Claus.

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She hasn't posted on TikTok as her first video. And then you saw Hollywood Unlocked got some pictures. Just shout out Jason Lee. You know, he's cut ties with Kanye, but that's who he and, you know, Kanye would do all those interviews with him. Now, the, I guess, what happened is, you know, Jason had shared online that Rihanna had approached him because it was like, oh, those pictures aren't anywhere else, the ones that the Hollywood Unlocked had. And Rihanna had approached him and said, like, I know somebody's trying to sell pictures of my kid and I'd want to get out in front of it and I'm going to give them to you for you to release. And therefore, like, you know, the pictures that this. PAP has or whoever took it, it becomes way less valuable because it's not the first picture of their baby. And Jason was like, you know, we have a no kids policy here at Hollywood Unlocked.

It's like it's kind of a scumbag move. But Rihanna asked me to do this talking about black media and wanted to share it with Jason. So those are out. And then she also posts the TikTok as well. And then now, like, I've seen paparazzi pictures of them on the beach at Malbo and you can clearly see. So it's like, oh, are those the pictures that were going to come out or was that? So anyway, the pictures are out. And Rihanna shared what she shared. But it's sad that like she had to kind of like forced her hand to do that. Right. It is sad that she basically had no choice. But definitely

the smarter move. I'm dying to know the baby's name. I know. There's so many, there's so many baby names. I care more about what the baby's name is than what the baby looks like. I don't know. I want to know the name too. He's so cute. He's so cute. He really looks like Rihanna. I know. I saw like a side by side of Rihanna like making a silly face and then he was making the same silly face.

It was very cute. But yeah, no, don't, no idea what his name is. They're such a beautiful couple. Chloe and Kylie still have no idea what their kids' names are. Rihanna and Aesap Rocky though on the beach with their baby. They're stunning. Drop dead. Drop dead.

It's insane. Like they're glowing. Drop dead gorgeous. and he is so happy for him. Absolutely. I know, you know how you always kind of like talk about babies like they're edible? You're like, aw, like he's just, God, I just want to eat them all up. I just want to squeeze those cheeks and eat them up.

It's called cute aggression. Yeah, yeah, that's. When something so cute you want to squeeze it. That's kind of where I'm falling with this. I keep using words where I'm like, he's just a little munchkin. Right, like it makes you, ah, angry. Well, he just has those. cheeks. Yeah. It's really cute.

Frigan cute. But no, I really dying to know the name though. I would love to know the name, but yeah, it is fucked up that celebrities have to worry about this so much. I think we've seen it. Like, Like, Lively was very specific about talking with outlets about not

sharing photos of her kids and you know, Sophie Turner's done the same thing to a lot of Hollywood parents have done it where it's like, hey, you know, you can take your picture of me, but don't post a fucking picture of my two year old. Right, it's weird. It is weird. It is extremely and it feels like such an invasion of privacy for like a kid that it's like for the mom it's like I know I'm famous like I get it but this is like my

kid who's so innocent in all this. You got to be able to take your kid outside. I know like what are you supposed to do? Kids gotta go to school like when it gets when your kid gets that age. So clearly like Rihanna was like fuck I have to I have to do this before it just becomes paparazzi pictures and somebody gets paid for pictures of my kid. That's kind of, like, there really should be, I don't know what the solution is there. It's just so hard because people have been having those ongoing battles with Paparazzi for years now about, like, having your picture taken.

And it's like the same thing with Sue, like, people who are like, oh, I can't post a picture of myself because it was taken by somebody else. Like, they get sued for posting pictures of themselves. It's very weird. Very weird. Very weird. But, so unfortunate circumstances for why Rihanna had to share the content. We're in the thick of it, guys.

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Stallion has been in court against Tori Lane's for the shooting that happened a year. Oh, year-ish, year plus, last year, I think, right? And she's testified talking about being reported to be very emotional. And there's been a lot of reports of how his lawyers have really, like, changed their multiple times. They started to they wanted to put it on Kelsey. Kelsey who is Meg's former friend.

Former friend. And that's been like Kelsey test divided but apparently she just said like I don't know a thousand times. Kelsey changed her story about a million times. She kept saying she doesn't know. She kept saying the alcohol and they were getting frustrated with her because it was very clear that she was either

paid off by Tory Lane's people. There was some sort of bribe or there was some threatening situation because all of a sudden, all the answers that she had, she had no idea. She said, she said, I don't know, literally everything. No way answer. Yeah. And then on top of that, Meg the Stallion's bodyguard has disappeared right before he was supposed to testify in court.

That is so shady. So this says Megan DeSallion's former bodyguard is missing after failing, this is missing in air quotes, after failing to appear in court to testify in rapporteur Laine's trial. Megan's attorneys told E-News. In 2020, Tori, who Tori, would plead not guilty to assault and gun charges related to the shooting of the fellow robbery.

Oh, that was 20, 20, two years ago, Jesus. So her attorney said in this statement, I can confirm that Justin Edison, Megan the Stallion's bodyguard, was set to testify in court, did not appear and is now missing. While he added that law enforcement is investigating the apparent

disappearance in LA Police Department spokesperson told ENews that they have not received a missing persons report naming Megan's former bodyguard. E News has reached out to Tori's attorney and the DA but has not heard back. So Meg's lawyers are saying that this guy was supposed to show up in court. He didn't. And nobody's like filed a missing persons report or anything like that. But, you know, he was supposed to show up and did it and nobody can get a hold of him,

which is extremely suspicious. Extremely shady shit. Did he run away? Did Tori Lane's people kidnap him? Tori Lane's, I think he was trying to pay people off left and right. Yeah, what is going on here? I am at, like, I could see that bodyguard getting a fat wad of cash and being like, you run.

Get out of here. Yeah, here's millions of dollars run. Yeah. Go the other way. It's insane. So, um, it's, it's been a wild trial to fall along with because, like you said, the stories have just been changing. They've changed so much.

And like they, there's. You know, they have Instagram comments from years ago of Kelsey, like saying Kelsey, Kelsey wasn't involved, but then they were basically trying to, Tori's lawyers were kind of trying to pin it on Kelsey, too, like being like, oh, there was gun charge, like, residue on her as well. So it could have been her who shot Meg. It's just crazy. And they got into a fight about who Kelsey and May.

Meg and who Meg was hooking up with and Kelsey was jealous. Like the stories just keeps changing. I know. He's extremely shady what's going on. Yeah. And so she's been in court and she did testify that Tori ordered her to quote dance before he shot her feet. She also told jurors that just after she was shot, Tori offered her a million dollars to keep quiet because he was on probation. Justin, the bodyguard was scheduled to testify on December 16th.

And while he was not present the night of the incident, Megan's former friend. Kelsey Harris allegedly texted Justin saying help Tori shot Meg 9-1-1. I mean, I think right there. He's really tried to come up in with every narrative and every possibility of him not shooting her when I just really. I think everybody sees right through that. Twitter is always a wild place no matter when you're on there and what story you're looking at. but the people that just like go so blindly hard is for their person or whoever they're a fan of is really just crazy sometimes because you're like saying he I'm like who he he fucking shot her like what are we doing here right like even if

they're not saying he did 100% right now like the you know it's all pointing to that so yeah yeah so why are you riding it that hard it only so many people in the scenario yeah yeah so many people in the So that was a wild turn that this guy just did not show up. And it's not like there hasn't been accusations of Tori and Tori's people trying to get involved, paying people off. Like we said, tried to get Meg to not say anything about it. So I'm not quite sure how much longer this is going to go the trial itself. But, you know, you would think this would end in her favor, but you never know. So hope that's the way it goes.

All right, that wraps up today's episode of Chicks in the Office. I'm sorry if you also found out that Santa was real this episode. We love you guys. Make sure you subscribe on YouTube. We will be back to talk to you on Wednesday.