Chicks in the Office - Rihanna/Drake + Bachelor Recap
Episode Date: January 23, 2020CITO Merch > http://bit.ly/citomerch. Rihanna and Drake spotted together after her split (2:14-8:31). The Jonas Brothers are TikTok stars (10:44-31:45). David Dobrik got tickled at the club by Just...in Bieber (32:24-36:31). Taylor Swift the trailer to her new documentary 'Miss Americana' (36:56-41:37). Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston's reunion (42:01-53:37). The Bachelor week 3 recap with Trent (56:23-1:42:57). Follow us on Instagram @chicksintheoffice and on Twitter @chicksintheoff + subscribe to our Snapchat show > http://bit.ly/thegroupchat & our YouTube > http://bit.ly/CITOYOUTUBE.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/chicks-in-the-office
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What's up, everyone?
It's Chicks in the Office with Rianne,
giving you that Friday energy on a Thursday.
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Love that, Fran.
Love that Friday energy.
Thank you.
We have a huge show today,
so we're not going to do a little bit of chit-chat in the beginning.
We're not going to riff off.
Yeah, we're not going to riff-rath a little bit.
We're just going to dive right into it because we have important stuff to talk about.
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But let's just get right into.
the podcast because we have to do it.
There's a lot going on.
We have topics and of course the Bachelor Recap.
So we have Rihanna and Drake
reunite. The Jonas Brothers are taking over
TikTok as well as many other funny videos.
Just a full Jones brother segment really. Just like
an update and what the Joe Bros are up to.
Right, because we haven't shown them appreciation a little
bit, had to do it. We talk about David
Doebrook on Jimmy Fallon, talking about
Justin Bieber. We talk about
Taylor Swift's new documentary
coming out on Netflix. And
we talk about Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston at the Sagg Awards.
We have to cover it.
Everyone was talking about it.
And of course, The Bachelor Recap with Trent.
Guys, it's a funny one this week.
Like every week, it's great.
So let's get into it starting off with Rihanna and Drake.
Rihanna and Drake have officially reunited at Yamsday in New York City.
And by officially reunite, we mean by photograph in the same building.
Standing next to each other for one minute.
Yeah, so there was a video that was on Twitter.
We saw they were standing next to each other.
Literally the video is one second long.
You could just see them standing next to each other.
And then you see somebody post pictures with the both of them.
So clearly they were in the same spot.
And now, listen, there were a lot of celebrities there.
Of course, a lot of rappers, a lot of people in the music industry.
But we have not seen Rihanna and Drake together in quite some time.
She had a boyfriend of three years that she recently broke up with.
And we've always heard of an up and down relationship with Drake and Rihanna.
They're really good friends.
Drake's into Rihanna.
Rihanna's not into Drake.
Then they're both into each other.
Then they're not into each other.
They're not talking.
They're not friends.
It's been an up and down roller coaster.
All I know is I need them to make more music together, number one, because every song
that they've put out together is an absolute banger and some of the best songs ever.
And number two, like, just get married, guys.
you guys belong together. Trink and Rihanna, come on. It would be a love story for the ages.
I really would love for them to live happily ever after. I really would. And it's hard because I feel like
it just came out, at least in the news that Rihanna and her boyfriend, the billionaire, Saudi businessman, Hassan, they had broken up after being together for like three years, a pretty decent amount of time.
I feel like most people kind of forgot about him or didn't even know that he existed because they were never really seen together.
Like he has he has so much money that they can just go on trips or be together where just nobody knows where they are, you know?
Like he that that level of money where they could probably just disappear on a yacht and nobody, nobody would know.
So I feel like a lot of people maybe even forgot that she's had a boyfriend this whole time.
Now they are broken up.
But as soon as you throw Drake's name back in the mix, everybody freaks out again.
Right.
And there could be nothing going on between them, but we do know that they're friends.
Again, clearly if they're standing right next to each other, they must be okay.
The last time that they talked about it, page six says that a source told them that
they, Rihanna and Drake are not dating.
but they did cite like Rihanna told Vogue in May of 2018,
which was a long time ago, long, that they don't, right,
that they don't, she had said we don't have a friendship now,
but we're not enemies either.
It is what it is.
So that was a long time ago.
Maybe they have starting to get closer to the friendship side of that
than the enemy's side of that, hopefully.
And yeah, I mean, they were, they were, they were, they were,
I love drinking.
on it together. There's a 100% chance that we are looking into this too much because they were at a huge event that a lot of people are at and, you know, sometimes you just end up standing next to somebody by chance. Right. Right. This is the thing. Now we set a bad precedent because we're like, if you're standing next to each other, you might be dating. I know. That's not, that is not the energy we are trying to put out there. It's always wrong, but we just want to be. But we just. We just.
want them to start dating each other. Maybe eventually.
Or just start making music again. I just want maybe Drake on Rihanna's album. Yeah, just give us new music.
I would take the new music over them dating. Well, do you think we'll get a new Rihanna album this year?
No. You think no? She keeps saying it's going to come eventually.
I'm just going to tell myself now
Because I don't want to get myself excited
Maybe some new songs
That way you could be excited if she actually does
Yeah
I'm just going to tell myself no
That's fair
They you know what
And this thought came into my head
Which is a little bit of a Drake singer
Oh I think she might be a little too old
Oh Fran I read those comments
I read the trolls saying that about Drake
I didn't see those.
I didn't read any comments.
That just popped into my own head.
I guess I'm just a troll.
Yeah, that was the first reply to the tweet of the person.
On the Pop Crave tweet?
Oh, I definitely didn't see that.
Yeah, one of them.
No, that is a funny joke.
But is Rihanna.
I think that Rihanna transcends.
She'll always be good for Drake.
And I think he will always be, how could you not always be in love with Rihanna?
You know?
I feel like Drake will always be in love with Rihanna.
Like 100% has always been in love of Rihanna.
He's like said such weird shit about her
that it's like you clearly
are still in love with this woman.
Yeah, of course. You don't just
forget about Rihanna.
You definitely, definitely
do not. You don't.
So we'll see. Maybe they'll start
being in the same place again.
But she's also just coming out off of
what seemed to be a fairly serious
relationship. So she's probably not
looking to jump right back into something,
especially with Drake because that would be,
that would,
they would just be swarmed.
Like the,
the media would just be all over that.
Like they're,
they couldn't even have a chance to,
just try.
They're probably just looking to have some fun.
She was just at an event where we're looking,
we're getting too excited.
I know.
I know.
I watched a video for so many times because I was like,
is that even Drake?
It was such a short clip.
But the pictures that came out are,
like it's a man in a white hat and the beard and you're like,
ah, is that Drake?
But then you see the.
pictures of it's clearly being Drake.
Yeah.
I think the longer beard is what was throwing me off.
It's a different look for him.
Confirmed.
It was Drake.
It was definitely was Drake.
Yeah, 100%.
100%.
I watched it many times being like, who the heck is that guy?
Very clearly, Rihanna.
That's it.
Yeah.
All right.
We'll just see what happens between the two of them.
I'm a sucker for you.
I'm a sucker for you.
Yeah.
Okay.
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Every time that the George brothers do, like they have a new single, they have a new song,
they're talking about the Grammys, they're doing press again, I just want to like play
every single one of their interviews and talk about them because every single one is just so good,
all of them. So number one, there's many subcategories to the Jones brothers for today.
One, their TikTok presence has been phenomenal. They are taking over TikTok.
They really are. I'm noticing that a lot more celebrities are getting into TikTok now.
Like everyone's getting involved. Can't be stopped. But the Jonas brothers are doing it the right way.
They really are doing a phenomenal A plus job. They're imitating themselves.
Yeah.
They're doing camp rock skits.
It's just A plus material.
It's smart because I think a lot of celebrities are kind of doing stuff on TikTok that they
already do on their Instagram, you know?
So it's like, ah, I've seen this.
But the George Brothers have made cool content for their TikTok, which they do post on, you know,
Instagram and Twitter and everything.
But it is originated from TikTok.
So they, I mean, it's just I, I.
did not have my own TikTok,
but I did make one so that I could follow them
because I felt bad that I didn't follow them.
So I now I have my own TikTok
just so I can follow the Jones Brothers.
And I follow chicks in the office
and Stole Team 6 and everybody in the office
because it's like everybody in office
plus the Jones Brothers.
You are a dedicated fan.
Yeah, I mean, as much as you can be.
You went out of your way to download TikTok.
I would feel bad.
Like, I would feel bad if I was.
I also appreciate her follow.
I have had TikTok for a while.
Right.
And I just didn't have an account because you can still go on and just like search people
and watch videos.
So I had the app, but like I wasn't logged into anything.
But then I was like, oh, I'll just make an account that I won't do anything on.
But it's just so that I can follow everybody.
I want to follow.
So now I'm following everybody.
It makes it way easier.
And you have to be following the Jonas Brothers and Mason Dissick.
Yeah, I followed him.
Let's throw Mason Dissig.
I followed Mason Dissick.
I followed Mason Dissick and I followed Mason Dissick's is just fantastic.
And I think I also followed, let's see, Dave Dobrick.
And then I followed.
Oh, and I followed Hannah and Dylan and Tyler and all the Jones Brothers.
And, oh no.
See, I think I also followed.
I started doing this before, like Kevin didn't have.
have his own account and I think he does now. Yeah, he does now. So I'm going to have to,
going to have to give him that follow. Yep. Because when I first looked, Kevin didn't have one.
Okay. So now, now following 16 people. Really impressive TikTok account. There's so many things
I want to talk about right now. But let's focus on the Jonas Bellars. I want to talk about
Mason Dissex TikToks. So we could talk about that very quickly. We talked about on the last
podcast that we put out that Mason Disick, we wonder if he has TikTok. He absolutely does
Does he does. Bam, here he is.
Figure that out from David Dobrick.
I love David Dobrick and I watch all of his YouTube videos and I'm trying to get Fran
to start watching his videos so that you can get on the train.
I'm becoming a fan of him because I'm watching other stuff that he's in, you know,
but I'm like I'm not yet watching his videos.
Like I followed him on TikTok and I see his TikToks and I see like his Instagram.
Right.
And I see like he was on Jimmy Fallon.
I watched that.
But I haven't really like started watching.
I do watch when he has celebrities and surprises people in the car.
I watched those.
I watched one with Justin Bieber.
So I'm making my way.
It's happening.
It's just happening slowly.
I have a sickness.
I seriously watched like a hundred of his vlogs on Sunday.
I'm not kidding.
Like at least a hundred of them.
Wow.
Maybe not a hundred.
That's an exaggeration.
But a shit ton for hours I was watching.
He was on Jimmy Fallon and said that Jimmy Fallon was like he had like, whatever,
15 million subscribers or whatever it is.
and then has like over six billion views.
Yeah.
Six billion.
Because all of his videos get like eight plus million views.
Yeah.
Every single one.
It's honestly unbelievable.
Back to the Jonas Brothers.
Very impressive.
They went day drinking.
Yeah.
They, once again, they are, they're great with like what press I feel like they do.
You know, like everything is timely and makes sense.
So they went day drinking with something.
Meyers, which is a segment that he does, if you haven't watched the Seth Myers daydragging with Rihanna, it's one of the funniest videos. I highly recommend. Very, very good. But now he's daydreaming with the John's brothers and he got his brother involved and Jack McBryer, even though he is not a, he is not in the Meyer family, but close enough. So they just added him in to be the third brother. Fran. I didn't want to say it before at
desks. But when you said Jack McBriar, I was like, so I was like, he's not related to them.
And then you said McBryor and I honestly looked up, is Seth Meyer short for McBryor?
Because then I was confused. I was like, is Jack related to Seth Meyer? I was very thrown
off. I figured it out eventually. I'm letting you know now that I did go through that moment.
And I want to own that's fair.
I mean, they just kind of tossed them in so it would be even numbers, I feel like, you know.
And they just, just another hilarious video.
I've watched it multiple times.
And then I watched it basically over your shoulder while you watched it.
Yeah.
With no sound.
It was kind of creepy.
I just knew everything they were saying because I'd watched it so many times.
And she would laugh when I laughed, but she couldn't hear it.
It was kind of weird.
It was just because I already knew what they were saying.
There was like a moment.
I was waiting for certain jokes to see how.
you would react and then I would laugh.
Yeah, she was just watching me
to make sure I was laughing.
Make sure you would laugh at all the same parts I laughed.
No, and I did. I did. Yeah, you did. You know, I was laughing.
Very hard, actually. I couldn't stop laughing. Let's go to the
part in the video where they both have to write a pop song. So they both get...
It's like the last, I would say, two minutes, Noah.
Like, they both, they do a five minute pop song.
Go to 10 minutes and 20.
At this point, they are drunk.
Like, I would assume.
They're...
Seth Myers makes these weird drink concoctions,
and then they were taking shots, obviously, a villa one.
Obviously.
So this is where they had to write their own pop songs.
Yes, and this is the Myers and Jacqueline Friar.
Title, Drunk at Nile.
I'm drinking Coors Light.
Shout out, Coors Light.
Still no darkness, but I'm ready to drink.
And I don't care what my parents think.
The sun's up high.
It's added zenith.
And everything's good with my penis.
I'm drunk at noon.
I'll see you soon.
I've got nothing to do.
do this afternoon because I'm drunk and noon.
And then the Jonas Brothers, they picked these out of a hat.
It was like, you know, you picked a title out of a hat and then you had to write the song for that title.
So they got drunk in noon.
The Jones Brothers got In Bed by Nine.
And it was also very funny.
We can play their version of that one.
In bed by nine.
One, two.
Baby, I'm feeling fine.
Baby, let me in.
I want to feel your skin.
Do you want 69?
And I want this all my life.
Let me lick your toes.
I want to blow your nose.
Baby, I'll have you back by now.
69
69
I have
Seth was dying
like this
Seth's laugh in the back
I feel like they didn't expect
the Jonas brothers
to get dirty with it
the way they were getting dirty with it
because they did Zenith
and my penis
And then all of a sudden
Nick and Joe starts singing about
69ing and it took them off guard
It took me off guard
made me excited
and I felt a little wrong
listening to it
because our Jonas brothers are fully grown up.
I mean, I know they're married,
and I know that I grew up a while ago.
They're older than me.
But listening to them talk about 69ing.
Let me tell you, something about it still feels very weird.
But it just also makes me really laugh.
It's like, it wouldn't be as funny coming from somebody else
because you're like, aha, 69 joke.
But from that, for some reason, it just makes it even funnier
because it's the Jonas brothers.
makes me like them even more. Yeah, it definitely does. It seemed like they had a great time.
They were making fun of Kevin because Kevin doesn't drink as much. And it feels like they did
do a decent amount of drinking. I feel like Seth loves this segment. Like, Seth gets bombed. I feel
like when they do this. I mean, I would also love this segment. You just, because the celebrity
knows what they're signing up for because when it's presented to them, it's your
they drinking you are getting drunk.
So he knows he's allowed to get
shit faced. They know they're allowed to get shit faced
and it just works out. I just want to be
at that point in our like
interviewing career right? Where it's
I mean Seth Meyer is his on late night
so that he
so that he can just have his guests come in
for segments where they just
get wasted together. Yeah. Like that's the goal.
Like there's so many celebrities
that you would just love to get wasted with.
And if you have like
the show
attached to it or, you know, the reputation to do it, you can just be like, hey guys, we're going
to film this. We're all going to get wasted. And they're like, okay, great. That sounds like a great
idea. Let's do day drinking with re and friends. Yeah, we got, we got to get bigger. I mean,
the thing is, I just want to make celebrities drink with us and then they have no trace.
Kevin looked pretty nervous, like halfway through they were drinking. Uh, yeah, they were drinking a lot.
The thing is, we have gotten drunk with the Jonas brothers. Yeah, but not like. Off camp.
Yes, 100%.
But we want it, it's miced up.
Us talking about it, it still was not as good as the actual moment.
Exactly.
Imagine there was a camera on friend when she said, I don't want to blow smoke up your ass,
Nick Jonas.
Would have been a great video.
It would have been hilarious.
We just got to talk about it.
Yeah, exactly.
So you know what?
I'm just saying to reach that, get smarter.
Reach that moment where guests are going to be like, yeah, let's do that segment where they get drunk with celebrities.
We need to start becoming the drunk.
podcast because the thing is we need to start not not all the time we need to start doing it more often
so that people know that's our thing you know like that's fair because that one that we did people
appreciated so much if we started doing that on a more consistent basis no one looks interested we started
doing that at a more consistent basis we may become the people get drunk because a lot of people
drink on their podcast drink they drink but
So you just want to get the reputation of like being an alcohol?
No.
Because I wouldn't.
It wouldn't be every episode.
I wouldn't be,
it wouldn't be every episode.
And I wouldn't be drinking.
Just because people who get drunk often doesn't make them alcoholics.
Right.
Yeah.
No.
Take that back.
Because just because we want to get drunk once in a while.
In social settings with friends in their early 20s.
Boom.
Take back your statement.
Take back your statement.
I'm not going to take it back.
Because I didn't.
Because if you were saying,
we want to get.
drunk on every single person. I never, did I ever say every single podcast? She said we got to start
doing it more often. I said we had to start doing it more often. We've only done it once in two years.
So more often, maybe at once every six months. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, exactly. Once every six months.
Once every three months. More often than we do it. The thing is, is I feel like we have to do it where
we are at some kind of event or we're just going out and we get drunk and then we come record, you
know, because it takes a while.
Like, if we just start recording while we're drinking, it's not, it's not the same.
It's not the same.
So we need to, right, we need to go out.
Yeah.
And then come back and record.
We do a lot of hungover podcasts, and I feel like that's just not as good, not even
close.
It's not as fun.
It's definitely not as fun.
I feel like people get the hungover vibe.
You want the drunk vibe.
Right.
Okay, the third thing about, oh, this might not even be the third.
There could be one more.
The Jones brothers also went on Ellen very briefly.
The third thing about the Jonas Brothers.
Yes, the third thing about the Jones Brothers.
Okay, so why did you retract your statement?
Because I also wanted to mention their interview on Z100.
Okay, so there are four things.
They went on Ellen, and I just kind of say that they talked about the Kardashian TikTok.
They said it was Joe's idea.
Love that.
Of course it was.
And then Nick was like, how come you got to be Kim?
so making jokes and Nick said that they have
they're really excited for the Grammy performance
they're singing what a man got to do
they have surprises
they have you know surprises in store
and it seemed like they're coming out maybe for something else
like they're doing what a man got to do
but then maybe they're doing something else
I can I thought that
and then I was like get that idea out of your head friend
that would just be it's that's too good to
I have chills running throughout my entire body.
It's just too good to be true to have them sing a song together.
To a good to be true.
At the Grammys, imagine they would never perform Camp Rock at the Grammys.
In my dreams, they would do that.
Oh, my God.
I have chills thinking about Joe and Demi.
They could play out.
Oh, my God.
I can't even.
Oh.
The voice I hear and sob my head.
The reason that I'm singing.
Yeah.
That would be.
I mean, they could play their smash it on the line.
Jonas Brothers Demi.
Great song.
That's not Camp Rock affiliated.
Who else could they be coming out for?
I don't know.
Nick gets so excited about people.
It's probably like some old person.
No offense to whatever old person.
No offense to whatever old person it potentially could be.
But like, that would be my guess.
Because you know how they always do that with the Grammys?
They pair random people together.
Not random, but like ones you wouldn't expect.
You get like a country act with like a mega like a with a rapper or like a pop star with like a rock band.
You know something something people wouldn't expect that ends up being really awesome.
So that's possible.
Oh.
YG is performing.
You know what, Noah?
You might be right and I'm going to be mad if you're right about that.
I feel like they established.
Who?
Yeah.
Post Malone.
Post Malone and the Jonas brothers?
Exactly.
They've mentioned each other in their songs before.
They've gone back and forth on song shoutouts multiple times.
Oh, so they have this little thing.
Yeah, they have like this little thing where they like make jokes about each other.
Yeah, maybe.
Of both of their jokes at each other?
He's making Jones Brothers jokes.
They're talking about during a post-malone and their songs.
It's very, very possible damage.
Like I just said, if Noah was right about that, I'm going to be so mad.
But I actually really like that prediction.
That's a good one.
That's a good one.
It is a good one.
Good job, Noah.
Okay.
The last thing I wanted to say, oh, if you're...
Z-100.
Yeah, if you're a fan, guys.
If you're in the tri-state area.
No, just New York, right?
No, no.
Tri-State?
Yeah.
You get it in Connecticut, New York, New Jersey.
Yeah, I listen to Z-100 every day.
So, if you are familiar with Elf Strand.
In the morning show?
In the morning show.
They're great.
And they showed up for Elvis Wren.
You can watch a video on YouTube the whole thing.
I recommend watching on YouTube because you can see them, which makes it way more fun.
They played a know-your-brough game where Joe had to go into like a soundproof booth.
And Elvis asked Nick and Kevin questions about him and they answered.
And then Joe came back in and Joe answered.
They got to see who was right about things.
It's very entertaining.
I'm not really, I don't want to go into too much detail because it's a long video.
and I'm just saying if you haven't watched it, go watch it.
Because it is very entertaining.
Thank you for your awareness.
Yeah, I just want to put that out there so people know that this.
I don't know enough people know that this exists.
And it was very, very funny.
Joe talked about how he had a recurring dream as a child that Avrilavine came and
killed his entire family.
That's fucked up.
Elvis was like, what is Joe most afraid of?
And Kevin was like, no hesitation, Avrilavine.
And they were like, what?
Why? And Kevin explained it.
And then he said that he put a poster of Aver Levine on the wall because they had bunk beds to scare him.
Was he right?
Joe came back into the room and they were like, all right, Joe.
Like, what would you say you're most afraid of?
He goes, Avrilavine.
And Nick was like, you guys planned that.
Like, there's no way you had that where you were just ready to drop this Avrilavine story.
Totally had this plan.
Very, very funny.
That's unreal.
They talked about his...
Joe's first kiss. They were like, who was Joe's first kiss? Nick said AJ and Kevin said Becca. Who the fuck is Becca?
AJ. And then I was like, it's got to be AJ. Ali and AJ AJ. Oh my God. It joke confirmed it is he said AJ.
AJ. Oh, so it's got to be AJ. It's got to be AJ. Yeah. He said he joked that he was a little bit of a late bloomer. So I feel like maybe. Yeah, because there's. Oh, and there's pictures of them all hanging out. Yeah.
Yeah. Isn't that cute? Mm-hmm. But he's photographed with
Yeah. Interesting.
They also asked about when he lost his virginity
and I felt like maybe they were going down a path
with the questions that the Jones brothers
people were like, all right, let's change this
because Elvis was like, oh shoot, I got the wrong questions
in front of me and they had to like send him a different list of questions.
After the first one was like, who was Joe's first kiss?
When did he lose his virginity? And like his people must have been like,
Whoa, this isn't the list of questions we approve.
Yeah, what's going on here?
They changed it up, but it was still very, very funny.
Go watch it.
Was Elvis Duran the one with the roses, the War of the Roses?
What?
You know what I'm talking about?
The War of the Roses on the radio?
I used to listen to it and I don't know what you're talking about.
All I know, I just remember.
What radio shows that on?
Elvis.
Elvis would do the phone tab.
and they had scary tea
and you know all the and the Greg T's
I see Z104
for War of the Roses
War of the Roses
Greg T's topic train which is what the Jones brothers
did
I'm looking it up
I heart
No it used to be
This is going to kill me now
All right
Ria yeah yeah yeah
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show
There was an episode of Elvis Duran
in the Morning shows War the Roses
Yes okay it was Elvis Duran in the morning show
Do you know what this is?
I used to fucking hate this show because
somebody who used to drive us to school every day.
Yeah.
Instead of playing the radio, like on our way to school,
which all the kids wanted.
They would play this War of the Roses show every morning.
And it just killed everyone in the car was in agreement
that it killed the vibe.
Nobody wanted to tell the mom that we wanted to listen to the radio.
Damn.
Just want to throw that out there.
David Dobrick went on Jimmy Fowler.
It was his first time on a late night show.
He was so excited.
It was so cute.
It was so cute because all of his friends were so excited.
They kept posting about him.
He was really excited.
I think he did a great job.
But the funniest, he came with a good story.
Part of it was that, right.
He came with a great story.
You got to have a good story.
If you're a first late night, you got to have a good story.
You have to.
And he comes with this unbelievable story about Justin Bieber, which we'll play the clip.
I saw him, I saw him at the club, and one of his friends was like,
you're going to meet Justin, and I just remember, just like,
everyone knows Justin Bieber, right?
Like, everyone grew up, at least I grew up,
listening to his music.
I know all about him.
I was so nervous.
Me too.
And, yeah.
And he's walking, he's walking over to me.
And I say, hi, I'm David.
And he's like, hi, I'm Justin.
I was like, I know.
I was so excited.
And then you're at the club,
so you're kind of just standing next to each other for a little bit.
And then he walks by me.
He walks by me.
Like, he's going to get a drink.
Do you want me to be you?
Yeah, you be me.
You be me.
Yeah, it's like this.
We're at the club.
And he walks by him, he walks by him and he goes,
Tickle, Tickle.
No, no.
I swear I got.
I swear I got.
And he said it out a lot.
He goes, Tickle, tickle.
And I go, okay.
I go, we're here.
He did that?
It felt so good after he tickled me.
Oh, my God.
So, also, you know what I just realized listening to that?
I've been trying to place who I thought David Dobrick sounds like,
and I've decided.
Justin Long.
I feel like he and Justin Long have very similar voices.
I don't know what Justin Long sounds like.
Like, imagine his voice in Dodge Ball.
What?
You know who Justin Long is.
Do a quick Google search.
Oh, oh, accepted.
Yes, yes.
They sound very similar.
He's just not that into you.
Yeah, they have very similar voices.
Exactly.
Are you reading his IMDP?
No, no, no, no.
I just looked at his face.
Oh, yes.
I just looked at his face.
Accepted.
Yeah.
Yes.
He's just not that.
It was just all coming back to me.
Oh, I've seen him before.
Yes, definitely have.
They have very similar.
I think they sound very similar.
But this is a very,
this is a very funny story
and truly proves that
Justin Bieber is just a wild card.
This, I could see Justin Bieber doing this,
like just coming up to somebody
and doing tickle tickle.
If this was anybody else, I would say,
call the authorities.
No, literally call 911.
We have a huge problem.
There is an adult singer going around
tickling men in nightclubs in Los Angeles.
in Los Angeles, but it's just Justin Bieber doing some tickle-tickle to David Doebrick.
Justin Bieber has always, I feel like, qualified himself as a class clown type character.
Prankster.
Yeah, and he really fulfills that role, I think.
Right.
And I'm sure if I'm picturing it correctly, like he probably was moving past David Doebrook.
And to make it, I guess, less awkward and even more awkward at the same time, moving past me, he was like,
tickle-tickle, which is funny.
I think it's big thing.
I thought it was funny also.
I'm thinking of Justin Bieber tickling David Doberg because I'm sure David Dober was like,
yes, Justin Bieber just tickled tickled me.
That's an unreal story to have in your pocket.
I agree.
And Justin Bieber like retweeted it and wrote tickle, tickle, LOL.
Like he clearly was in on the joke, thought it was funny.
And like I said, great, great story to share for your first late night.
And Justin Bieber just, it's just very fun.
I feel like that's just something that would be very funny to witness as he goes by and just being like tickle, tickle.
Wish I was there.
Oh, man.
I think he's filming another carpal karaoke, Justin Bieber.
He tweeted like big day at James Corden, so I feel like they're doing something.
That's great.
Justin, where is the album?
Because we're sick of yummy.
We want something new.
We would love something new.
I'm sure it's coming eventually.
The documentary is like in a few days.
I can't wait.
I cannot wait for this documentary.
I know, me too.
I'm very excited.
Taylor Swift released a trailer for her documentary.
Everyone's coming out with documentaries.
I know.
And it's coming out four days or whatever it is after Beaver, the first episode for Beaver, January 31st, Miss Americana.
It's going to be on Netflix.
I'm really excited.
The trailer looks really good.
I'm really excited as well.
I love any documentary about.
Just icons, legends.
Justin Bieber, Taylor Swift, two absolute legends.
Give me all the documentaries about them so I can learn.
Because these are the people you want to know about because they are so...
Megastars.
They're megastars.
And it's not like people who you praise on like Instagram because they're just like really good looking people.
It's they are some of the most talented people on this earth.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
So just learning about their life and what goes into it.
is unbelievable. And I know that when it ends, I'm just going to have like more of an appreciation
and probably a love for Taylor Swift. Like anytime a documentary comes out on somebody that is,
you know, alive and is made by that person, you know, the point is to make them, not to make,
not necessarily to make them look good, but just to like show all sides, show them in a positive light,
show, you know, the struggles that they've gone through, how they've overcome it.
So that when you finish it, you're like, damn, I really love Taylor Swift.
Right.
It happens to me every time I watch a documentary where it's made by like, and normally it is
people that I've already liked, right?
Like, I feel like it's happened big time with this cheer documentary series,
docu-series on Netflix.
And nobody really knew too much about it.
But afterwards, they watched it and they were like, oh, my God, this, like, I would
die for these people.
So it's like, you get this love for this.
them and I'm I just it's going to happen with Taylor Swift I know I'm really excited for this as well
everything you said I agree with yeah do we know it's just one long documentary yeah it's just a movie
because it um is going to be playing in select theaters so I think you could just go see it like
if you wanted to see it on the big screen somewhere I bet it's playing in New York somewhere I would
I would guess but probably just you could just watch on your watch on your watch on
That's what Netflix is for.
Right.
So, oh, speaking of, I watched, like, the first hour and a half, two hours of the Irishman last night.
Really?
Not the circle?
I thought you're about to say the circle.
I was really upset there.
No.
Joe and I were kind of in a battle on what we wanted to watch.
He wanted to watch Parasite, which I want to watch.
But I just wasn't in the mindset.
It's not available to rent yet.
We were going to buy it.
I didn't want to buy it.
And I wasn't really trying to like, subtitles.
You really got to watch that movie.
Like there's no, you got to be full attention.
And we just couldn't agree on what to watch.
He's been saying that he's wanting to watch Irishman.
And I was like, I'll watch eventually.
Like, I just don't know when.
And we had to take like multiple breaks and we're still not even close to being done.
So, will we finish it?
I don't know.
It's fine.
Like, it's good.
Like, it's fine.
Like, it's nothing crazy.
It's a Scorsese movie, but like it just looks, it, um, it fits the mold of like, you know,
a mobster movie.
It moves very slow.
Like, it's just far too long.
And I understand, but it really is just too long.
And the, um, the aging thing is kind of weird.
Like they all, they play themselves at all the different ages.
And young Robert De Niro was just kind of freaky.
Like his eyes are this like white Walker blue color and it's it's a little too intense.
And I'm just I'm like, what age is this guy supposed to be?
Because he still looks old.
And then like the other people in the movie are calling him kid.
They're like, hey, let me introduce you to this kid, Frank.
I'm like, what?
He's got to be 50.
Right.
Like how old is he supposed to be here?
It's just a little weird.
Yeah.
Like I think he was supposed to be way younger, but he still looked like quite old.
Damn, I'm never going to watch it, I don't think.
Probably ever.
I have no desire to.
It's something that I can just, like, will say I did, you know, but not that I can't even
say that yet because I haven't finished it.
Right.
So maybe I will finish it.
He wanted to finish it tonight, so we'll see.
We'll see about that.
So the big talk of the week, all over social media, everywhere you can look, everyone
was talking about Brad Pitt and Jennifer Anderson, reuniting at the 7th,000.
Awards this weekend.
They both won. Brad Pitt won for
supporting actor in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.
Jennifer Aniston won for her role
on the morning show.
Noah's absolutely appalled.
And they both...
Good for her. Yeah, good for her. She,
voted by her fellow actors.
It was honestly, I loved the show.
Fran, you haven't watched it. I really
liked the morning show. Can't wait for season two.
So they
both had their moments.
Jen watched Brad win his award. She smiled. She clapped. And then Brad wasn't back at his seat yet. So when Jen was receiving her award, Brad stopped to watch her on a TV screen. A lot of people recorded him. He sat there with a smile. So as soon as people saw that, people were freaking out. And then we got the actual pictures of them together on the red carpet.
The picture walking past the red carpet, not on the red carpet. You know what I mean. Yes. Pictures backstage. He allegedly,
This was a rumor when she won was backstage and yelled,
Aniston!
Which is just an unbelievable move.
You're so fucking cool, Brad.
Before we really dive into the picture,
I just want to say that Brad Pitt had one of the best acceptance speeches he's ever given.
There's no shot that he did not prepare that at home.
Oh, 100% did.
He had the Tarantino Feet joke, the Tinder joke.
And then he finished it off by saying, you know, it was super hard for him to play a part
where he does drugs and takes his shirt off and doesn't get it along with his wife.
Q Jennifer Aniston, a shot of Jennifer Aniston laughing.
It was a very, very funny speech.
I feel like you think Tarantino's happy or like, oh, like, could you maybe not do the foot fetish joke?
I think Tarantino has no choice.
He's like, Brad's fucking cool.
I have no choice but to take this.
joke. Everyone's laughing at it. Everybody knows
I love feet. We're just aware
at this point that Quentin Tarantino
loves feet. I think it's strange.
I think it's weird. I don't think people talk about
it enough. Like now I feel bad making the joke
like it's like we're just accepting
it. Yeah, like wow, we're just accepting
the fact that Quentin Tarantino is just
putting women's feet in movies
because he likes it. And we're just like
okay, okay, okay, all right. I mean,
what else are supposed to say about it? It's just feet.
Yeah, like realistically. He likes what he likes and it's
He's not making them get naked in every movie.
It's a little different.
Just their toes, I guess.
I don't know.
It's weird.
But anyways, Brad, he, it was a very funny speech like you said.
And then we get to the pictures because the pictures are released.
Everybody loses their shit.
Everyone loses their shit, including myself.
And if you're lying, if you say you didn't lose your shit for just a little bit.
No, I understand the, obviously she's better than him.
He cheated on her aspect of this.
Yeah.
But we haven't seen a picture of them.
two together like this in
I don't know I wasn't even
I don't remember seeing them together
I think I was too young to know them
as a couple they split up in
2005 so
I was
nine eight eight yeah
yeah you're way too young I don't
I wasn't like really zoning in
on Brad and Jen's relationship
at that time not not as an eight year old I mean I wasn't
really as an 11 year old either
I didn't really know so I just knew
like when
you just heard the story
Yeah, yeah, you just hear the stories, right?
Like when he, he would see him in Angelina,
and that's when I would start,
I started paying attention more to pop culture
and celebrity couples.
And then I would just be, oh, he used to be married to Jennifer Aniston, right?
Like, it wasn't, it didn't really.
Didn't click for me yet.
Exactly.
Until you dive into the, into their whole history.
But, you know, there's a very beautiful picture of them
seemed to like be kind of hugging, you know.
And then there was one.
she's turned around,
looked like she's walking away.
It almost looked like
she's leaving him
in the dark.
Like she's just,
she's gone,
her back's turn,
her hand is on his chest.
And he is holding
her hand to his chest.
And he like is looking at her
as she's walking away.
And,
oh, man.
It was the most perfect picture
to sum up
their relationship.
Great for meme content.
And it sums up their relationship.
It's,
it's,
Forbidden. Brad, you let her go. You moved on with Angelina.
And now he realizes what he did. Yeah. And now he's holding on to and she's like, I can't. I want to. But I can't. And she just leaves him in the dust. Yeah. In which she should. She should. Like, yes, Brad Pitt. Any other girl, any other woman, I would say go for it. Please go ahead and have sexual intercourse with Brad Pitt. Do it for us. Jen, no, no. Been there, done that. Been there, done that. You don't need that because he fucked you over.
Yeah, we posted the picture on Chicks in the Office and I commented like she's too good for him and boy, some people were mad.
But I saw a lot of people agreeing as well.
A lot of people agreed.
A lot of people, a few, not a lot.
I would say a few people were like, no.
And it was mostly men who probably wished they were Brad Pitt.
Right.
It was a weird, a weird ratio.
But it is hard because I think as the young.
younger generation who like you said we were young when this the whole thing happened you don't you
don't realize the scale kind of of I feel like what that moment was of him cheating on her leaving getting
marrying angelina joe lee the tabloids absolutely like brad pitt kind of just classic hot guy movie
star moved on to the next woman and still stayed brad pitt yeah
And Jennifer Aniston kind of got shit because I was reading about this this week.
I was very interested because I was like, what, you know, what?
I feel like I don't even really know still.
But a lot of tabloids, like towards the end of their relationship really shit on Jen for like not saying that she didn't want kids yet.
And she was holding this back from Brad and not letting Brad have kids and that she was just going to be like a barren old lady.
And it was just ruthless.
Yeah, that I agree with you.
I also started reading stuff about what happened because I was confused because when I was younger, I really loved Angelina Jolie and she was one of my favorite actresses.
Like I really looked up to Angela Jolie.
You miss her and Mrs. Smith is a great movie.
When people talked about Angelina Jolie versus Jennifer Anderson, as a young girl, I'd be like, Angelina Jolie because I had no idea what actually happened between Angelina and Jen.
now I'm team Jen like you know obviously because Brad Pitt just straight up left her for
Angelina Jolie like if you're team Angelina Jolie then you're team mistress and I'm not down
with that so it you know it is what it is yeah I still like Angelina Jolie for her movies
right I think it would also maybe be a different story if she if she and Brad Angelina and Brad
we're still together you know and like you can kind of justify it as he and Jen maybe weren't meant to
Angelina was the one for him.
They're split up now anyway, so it's like...
Right, totally different story.
And yeah, and he made the joke like,
ha ha, I don't get along with my wife, wives.
Because, you know, you see this,
he and Angelina had a pretty bad breakup divorce.
Like he doesn't, he seems like
he doesn't really have a phenomenal relationship
with his children.
And so now, now, but still, still,
everybody is like, yes, Brad and Jen.
And I think a lot of it is just because they're two
ridiculously attractive people who are two
like ridiculously attractive A-less celebrities
who you're like, yeah, I mean, just for
entertainment purposes, them getting back together
would be amazing. Right, two icons. We're looking at
legends right in front of our face. So we appreciate that.
Yeah, because we love them both. Listen, see,
now this is where it gets tricky because like I said,
I still like Angelina Jolie. And I like, I
like her movies.
But because you can't control, like, she probably just couldn't control Brad Pitt.
Like, she wants to bang Brad Pitt.
What are you supposed to do there?
And not only Brad Pitt, probably not bang him, but also.
You are, he was so high.
In close corners.
Now, I'm not trying to defend her.
But then, because I love Brad Pitt still.
So if I'm going to hate Angelina Jolie, then I got to hate Brad Pitt.
I don't hate either of them.
I like them both.
Being with an actor is just got to be hard as hell, right?
Like, you see your husband.
lock in this movie. You just got to tell him you can't do the movie. I know that sounds ridiculous,
but like at that point, you got to be like, hey man, you can't make a movie where you're like super
sexy spies or whatever assassins, not spies, they're assassins where you're like trying to kill
and fuck Angelina Jolie. It's just not going to work. No, straight. You will fall in love with
that person. You will want to fuck Angelina Jolie in real life. That's just facts. I agree with you
100% if you
like I you're a married man
if you're married man
you can't take that role no
because without a doubt
and as a wife girlfriend
whatever you should know
your guy is also
is gonna want to fuck that person you should just have
that self-awareness you can be
so in love but
being that close in that movie
that environment
their roles with each other
like eventually and we've always
talked about this like they're gonna want to they're
gonna want to see what's what would happen or what what they're working with right so the moral of the
story is yeah if you have an actor boyfriend or husband do not let them do roles like no it's just
crazy other and it is brad bit like there'll be other movies there but i i also think a lot of time
has passed right it's been 15 years after gen 1 she was just talking about like how it's so cool for them all
to be like in this place and they're winning these awards on their own now and to kind of share
those moments because they've grown up together and it's like wow like hey look at us winning
awards and remember when we used to be married yeah throwback because it probably feels like they
never were even married 15 years for them is life like even more for a normal person
they live so many lives of 15 years right the shit they experience as actors yeah so i'm sure
they're fine. I'm sure they're friends. They're friends and they're friends. And we've seen them or heard
about them socializing. You know, he's he shows up at her. He was at her birthday party or like, you know,
other things where he's around and obviously they've been around each other all a war season because
they've both been nominated for stuff. So yeah. I just, I can't imagine what would happen if
they did end up back together. The world would explode. It would be great for this podcast.
Celebrities, even celebrities were freaking out about these two, just having this moment.
So I really think everybody would just lose their shit.
Everyone's on board.
Yeah.
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Bachelor recap week three.
Like I said, Trent is back.
He'll be on every single time because you know what?
I don't know if I'll ever be able to do a Bachelor recap without you, Trent.
That makes me feel really good.
And I'm glad that you guys continue to have me back.
And I'm happy to do it anytime you guys are going to let me do it.
Every single week.
All right.
So let's get into it, Fran.
I want to you started off.
Okay.
Guys, another great episode of The Bachelor.
we picked up right where we left off
kind of like the remnants of
Champagne Gate Champagne Gate
was such a
accomplishment for this show that you know
it's like where do you go from here
but all the girls are
still crying they're still upset
everybody's upset that the drama
is still around this bottle of champagne
Kelsey's crying
Hannah Ann's crying
everybody else is just like kind of tired of it
and I think we can just wrap up this point because they cut from like this to Victoria's date
and then back to Hannah Ann and Kelsey and then back to Victoria's date.
So we'll just wrap up Champagne Gate before we get to Victoria's date.
Finally, Hannah Ann and Kelsey like sit down to talk to each other.
Yep.
And I don't even know what Kelsey says because it really doesn't even matter because
Hannah Ann.
She ends up saying that she doesn't even care about champagne.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
She doesn't like champagne.
She, but like, I don't even, like, her opening line, they were just talking.
And then Hannah Ann was just like, yeah, you know, this whole finasco has just been so tough.
So that's just not the right word.
This is when I knew this was going to be a great episode, an all-time episode, because I'm watching this.
She says finasco.
I think she meant to say fiasco, but I'm stupid.
After the finasco of the show.
She says it in such a way that she has, it's like, I've been saying.
I've been saying this for 25 years, and for some reason, not a single person has corrected me to say that, hey, it's actually fiasco.
I was mind-blown because there are times on this show where there are words that come up that I don't know, that I haven't heard before.
Deffining.
That is one of them.
Remember when we talked about defecening?
It happens.
It happens.
So I'm sitting there.
I'm like, fanatco.
Oh, my God.
the money I would pay to like,
if you were on like a show like this
where you were just like, you know,
Kelsey and Hannah Ann and were staring at each other
and let me tell you the silence was defeating.
It's almost like, yeah, you want to go back
and not correct her.
Yes.
Like I want to live.
That's why the producers are like,
we're just going to let that one get a lot.
Which is not a real shame because Hannah Ann
is never going to say finasco again.
But I want to live in a world where she's just like,
it's finasco and you all are wrong.
The show was an absolute finasco last night.
Absolute finasco.
This part was,
it was so good because,
there was a moment where everybody on Twitter realized, oh, she just said finasco.
Yeah.
I thought she said Fadasco.
And I was just like, I blinked.
It was like, I got to rewind that.
Like, what did she just say?
Rewinded it.
I at first heard Fadasco, but everybody on Twitter was like, she just said Fanasco.
And I was like, oh, she definitely said Fadasco.
It doesn't matter if she said Fadascco or Fianasco.
She did not say fiasco.
That's all we know.
Either way, she did not say fiasco.
But yes, Trent, you were right.
Like, they, these two are not.
going to see eye to eye. I'm sure we're going to get back
to like these two hating each other at some point.
Because Kelsey
is just like adamant that she's not
bullying. She's like she said using
unkind words is not bullying.
I got to tell you, I think that's bully.
Yeah. No? You know, it's
tough because I, when I think
of bullying, I think of like
somebody that is, it's
a persistent thing. Like it's
over time that this person just
continues to do bad, mean things towards you?
Or it's very one-sided.
Like, for instance, I think bullying can happen once.
I understand I think it's like a persistent thing.
Bullying happens.
I think you could get bullied one time by one person.
But I think it's a, it has to be a totally one-sided thing.
Like, I'm trying to think, for instance, I don't, I don't know.
It just felt like they were splitting hairs a little bit.
She's like, it's not bullying it when someone's.
says mean words directly at you to hurt your feelings.
Then it's like, well, then what is it?
Yeah.
Well, the thing is they got into a fight.
Okay.
That's where I think there's a difference.
There was, if it was unprovoked and all of a sudden,
Kelsey was like, you're a bitch.
There was no conflict.
That's just straight up bullying.
You are just calling me mean names out of the meanness of your heart.
There's no reason you're doing this.
She felt like she was wronged by her.
Exactly.
Like, you're a bitch.
I think it's just catty.
I think that's what it comes down to.
I think it's, I think bullying is totally different.
All right, that makes a lot of sense.
I, the conf- yeah, I mean, if Hannah-Anne did absolutely nothing and was just mine in her
own business and Kelsey was like, you're fake bitch, I could be like, oh, whoa.
Right, that would be, but, you know, the champagne gate stealing the champagne, whatever.
Hannah-Anne, I assume Hannah-Anne apt had truly no idea that that, what was going on and
it was a whole orchestrated thing anyway.
but I feel like Kelsey really does think that
Hannah Ann did it on purpose
So they both really don't like each other
Hannah
Hannah Ann
It just really bothers me that she
And I'm not one to like curse all the time
But when she says like you called me the B word
I'm like oh put on your big girl pants
The thing is she said bitch and then she said B word
So to me I think she's being fake
Like she says bitch and then she realizes oh wait
That's not the polite person I'm supposed to be playing
Let me say the B word.
Right.
And she was like, Kelsey, you told me to say the fuck away from you.
She said it.
Right.
And then she said fuck.
So, you know what?
I think she's just in a moment.
She's realizing, oh, wait, I'm supposed to be sweet, innocent, Hannah Ann.
But we don't need that.
We like somebody who curses.
Fuck you.
Go right ahead.
Fuck yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Just curse.
Just do it.
Yeah.
Just fucking do it.
Just do it.
You're grown up.
I think it's more of like if you're going to cite somebody like for.
cursing.
You know, then you, like, you're going to say, you said this to me.
Like, just say what they said, you know.
So, you know, they're not going to get along.
It kind of just ends.
They're clearly not going to see eye to eye on any of this.
They're just not going to like each other.
And then we had the date with Victoria Pete.
She gets picked up by Peter.
He, once again, I just feel like all of these one-on-one dates are Peter just
picking the girl up and getting.
a car.
Like, it's like a real date because he's from the, he's from the area.
So he's like, oh, that's my favorite wine bar and that's where I go hang out.
Like, this is, if you turn down that street, there's my house.
I'm so confused if Peter is just in his house and he's just on his phone.
Like, what, does Peter have any rules?
I'm confused.
He totally does.
There's no way he's allowed to stay at his own house.
It is very funny to think about him just like driving home to his own house every night.
Like a person who like went to college somewhere close to home and they're like, well, I'm just
going to go back to my place.
Exactly.
I don't need to sleep over tonight.
No, I'll just go.
My bed at home is great.
My mom just cooked me dinner.
Exactly.
She does my laundry.
It's fantastic.
He definitely, there's no way, but it is, it is very funny to think that he just
gets in his car and drives away, because that's what it seems like he does.
He's just pulling up to the mansion all the time.
But he picks up Victoria in a very cool, you know, old pickup.
And they go to this.
country music,
line dancing theme date.
Now,
this is where I'd be out.
You'd be out.
Out on the line dancing?
Yeah, I'm just out.
It's like not my scene.
And I feel like...
Yeah, see, you don't have a choice.
That's the thing.
No, but that's...
You've got to act like it's your scene.
Exactly.
That's like when she's like...
Red wine or wine or white?
And he says red and she's like,
that's my favorite.
And then she orders white at the bar.
Right.
Well, I'm not leaving.
I'm not literally out, but like in my head,
I'm like, we're probably not going to make it.
You know, you really...
like country line dancing.
I don't really like that.
It would be super interesting if one girl was like,
you know, if this one-on-one's not for me.
I don't like the theme of it.
I'm just going to leave.
Maybe the next time it comes around,
I'll be into it, but I'm out.
I'm out on this one.
Yeah, they do the full
shabang.
Like, the boots, the hats,
they're dancing in the store with no music.
Again, it's just
so much dancing with no music.
There is dancing with music.
Yeah.
But there was dancing once again
with no music.
teaching her some line dancing moves.
They go to this country bar to line dance.
Peter just kept talking about how this is one of his favorite activities and he likes,
you know,
going line dancing with his friends.
And it was just making me laugh because I'm like,
who in Southern California like goes line dancing on like a Saturday night?
Yeah, it doesn't seem like a common thing in that part of the country.
It doesn't.
I mean, a quick Google search showed me that Peter did go to
baler.
That makes sense.
So, you know, maybe picked up some, some.
I think you probably had to be it because otherwise you don't come across line dancing.
Right.
Some line dancing skills from there and he took it back.
But what seems like a country bar is what they went to.
But it was all, it could have just been a bar that they made a country bar.
Right.
Like, who knows.
But it seemed like they had a very, very nice time.
They're dancing.
They were kissing.
They're all the crowds dancing around them.
Now, in defense of her white wine or.
order. Okay.
I love red wine as well. I would say red wine. I prefer red wine over white wine.
But on a date where you're like moving, dancing, like being active, I would order white wine because red wine kind of like is chill.
I just want to hang, drink red wine. Makes me sleepy.
Okay. I don't know enough about the wine game apparently.
I'm with Fran on that one. Like if I'm trying to like have a more excited night, exciting night, I'm going white.
I know Fran likes red. So I said Fran, you can get a bottle of red.
Yeah. Because I know she likes red. I was like, I'm into red now.
She goes, no, no, I get white.
Because we're not trying to fall asleep at this table.
Red is just more of like a calm,
either night in or a nice dinner out with a nice red.
Steak dinner.
Yeah, like if I'm trying to drink a lot of wine,
it's going to be white because drinking a lot of red is tough.
Headaches.
Yeah.
Headaches city drinking a lot.
I mean, I get headaches from both.
Red a little bit more.
Yeah, plus you're also out, you know, red wine stains.
your teeth, like we're trying to go out.
Same your lips.
Your whole mouth is like purple.
I'm learning a lot.
Yep.
I'm learning a whole lot.
There's a little explanation for all those.
Giving her shit for wearing white wine.
I hate wine mouth on people.
I hate it.
I hate it.
I'm sorry.
I hate it.
Yeah.
You can't avoid it.
But oh, God.
It just looks gross.
Yeah.
And like I said, this is their first date.
She's probably not.
She doesn't want stained teeth already, you know?
All fair points.
Yeah.
Across the board.
You guys made 100% good points.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Okay, so they're having a great date.
This date was going very, very well.
They go to like a really nice hangar.
It looked like more planes for their dinner night portion.
They are just talking about how they like each other.
She opens up about her past.
And I think it's safe to say that Victoria P is definitely a favorite,
definitely a fan favorite.
I think a lot of people like her.
Because she seems like a very real person who's gone through some very, like, serious, serious problems.
She told Peter all about her dad passing away when she was really young and her mom falling into addiction,
growing up in and out of shelters, like the pressure of kind of being the one to take care of her mom and her sister,
not knowing what they were going to eat from meal to meal.
I know a lot of people were talking about, you know, how she brought up the potato eating potatoes with salt and pepper.
I thought that sounded kind of nice.
That sounds bad, but like you split up.
On this show in the past, Christina S famously talks about eating lipstick.
And I would say a potato with salt and pepper on it is quite an upgrade from that.
Like I would eat a potato with salt and pepper on it right now.
It's tough to beat the lipstick, eating the lipstick story.
Yeah.
It's still a sad story, but potato and...
Potatoes are good.
Really good.
If you somehow scrummers together a little butter, sounds amazing.
Like a nice baked potato.
Yeah.
So good.
Oh, you're not from Idaho.
You're from Iowa.
Sorry.
Were you going to be like you're from the land of potato?
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're like potato man.
Yeah.
You're corn boy.
Sorry.
I forgot.
That is.
I'm from the land of corn.
Oh, man.
So, yeah, look, they, I think this was like a very serious, very real conversation between
them.
Pete, Pete's eyes just like, I feel like almost glazed over.
Like, he was just listening to her, but it seemed like really was liking her more and more.
every second.
I think he really appreciated her sharing her story with him.
She's talked about how she didn't think she was deserving of love.
Peter talked about this moment that he had before he went on the show where he said he
was talking to God.
Just another bachelor guy talking to God.
The first time with him that we've, to my knowledge, that he's talked about this.
Yes.
We're actually said, you know, I was talking to God.
and not in the shower.
I haven't thought about Luke Pete so long.
I know, me too.
Makes me happy not thinking about him,
but what an outrageous thing he said at that time.
Yep, right?
I can't think about it without like hearing that
and not immediately thinking about Luke Pete
talking to God in the shower.
It's super unfortunate.
You can't think about the Lord
without thinking about Luke Pete just in the shower
and rethinking all the mistakes he made.
I can't take a shower without thinking about the Lord.
And Luke B.
So,
So he said that he, it was right before this started, he was really hopeful about the process.
He just had a feeling that this process was going to work.
And he said, you know, wherever she is, if I find my wife, like, watch over her.
This is what God said to Pete?
No, this is what he said to God.
Oh, okay.
You got it backwards.
Right, right, right, got it.
He's telling God to watch over the woman that he could potentially end up with.
In my experience with the Lord and hearing about God, he doesn't do much talking back.
It's a pretty one-way system.
Well, that's why I thought I missed something.
I was like, wait, Pete, God said something to Pete.
Well, I feel like Luke P.
definitely said that he heard something back from God.
When I was younger, when I would pray a lot, obviously.
I went to Catholic school my whole life,
and my mom would make us pray before bed every night.
Obviously, as a young kid, you're wondering, like,
okay, I'm not hearing anything back.
I started, like, telling myself things that he would say to me,
Yeah, I think that's kind of
It's pretty standard
Right, I'd be like
Okay, he said that's okay
Just like, I think he'd be okay with that
At one point, is this motherfucker going to say anything?
Very, very true
Sorry
No, no, you guys are
Okay, wait, anyway, to finish this part
He said this
And then a shooting star
Went across the sky
And he felt like that was a sign
What would be like
Jed's basketball shot.
What a beautiful moment.
Yeah.
What a beautiful moment.
Yeah, I'm very clear.
You know, that's who we shared this with.
Told Victoria P. about the shooting star.
And he was like, this feels so right.
He said insanely right.
He clearly really, really likes Victoria.
She gets a Rose.
They're making out in a plane and the hangar.
I thought we were going to get a Titanic.
You know the scene in Titanic where Rose and, oh boy.
Jack sneak into that place where all the cars are.
And then the car gets all steamy.
I think they should have remade that scene.
The hand slaps the window.
Yeah, that's iconic.
Yeah.
I would have been into that.
That would have been a great.
I wish I hadn't said those words.
Damn.
I was into the scene.
Trent,
if you need to excuse yourself and go grab your laptop and go into a private room, we'll be okay with that.
No, no, I'm good.
I'm just saying it would have been a funny little nod to Titanic.
It would have been funny.
And they could add sex too.
If they just kind of like turn the heat up inside the plane.
Yeah.
Without, without them knowing.
Yeah.
We're out of control today.
Sorry, sorry.
Okay, guys, I don't even know.
Ria is on one.
Yeah, she is.
You good?
Yeah, I'm good.
I drive my phone on the phone.
Okay.
All right, we're back.
Where to pick up.
Okay, Victoria gets the rose.
Pretty clear that she's a frontrunner.
Obviously, in later in the episode, you'll see where Pete really trusts her.
but she is, I mean, I would be stunned if she doesn't make it deep into the show.
Yeah, I agreed.
I stand Victoria P.
I like her a lot.
I think she seems like a legitimate, like, real person.
Yes, and Dave said that he met her.
Right.
And she was extremely real.
Quote, the real deal.
The real deal.
Yeah.
Unquote.
There you go.
Okay, so after this one-on-one date, we go back to the house, and this is where things start
to take off with Alea.
I think a lot of people were watching this and was like,
who the hell is this chick?
Like she just kind of like stole the show really fast.
She, though up until this point to her, to me, she was like the how do I say that girl's
name girl?
Because I would see it pop up and I was like, I can't.
Is it a Leia?
Is it a liar?
Yeah.
So up until then I didn't know much about her.
Right.
The only reason I knew something was going to happen with her is because once again, not
everybody watches it.
But when Chris Harrison does the little Facebook video reveal of all the contestants at the
beginning of the season. He drops little hints and he was like, there's some good drama with
Alea. There's some pageant drama going on. So, you know, he leaves little hints. So I, I knew
she was coming into play sometime. I knew Alea was coming into play last night when I tweeted this
clip and I wrote, if I was a casting director, I would not give this girl the part. There was one
little moment and it was right after Hannah and Kelsey were arguing, arguing, sorry. And
Alea had this one line. I don't, I can't remember what it was. I'm watching it.
Noah, if you could go to my Twitter and scroll down.
Oh, is it when she said, I'm never going to be able to look at Champagne the same again.
That was the fakeest acting I've ever seen.
Super dramatic.
Somebody must have given her a line and she did not nail it.
She did not.
I was like, who is that girl?
I feel like she definitely came up with that one herself.
It seems like.
Yeah.
That eye roll.
So she, she's in the house.
and she's sitting up on the counter in the kitchen.
She's got her bando top on.
She's drinking red wine.
She's got the pilot captain's hat on.
Where did she get that pilot's hat?
It's everywhere.
That pilot's hat came from somebody's date.
Hannah's date?
She was sitting with Hannah Ann and somebody else.
She was like, can I steal this from you?
I'm taking this.
And then she put it on her head.
I don't know.
That's a red flag.
Her just being like, I'm going to put this thing on.
Yeah.
I'm trying to think of.
what date, maybe Kelly?
No.
I don't know.
Didn't somebody, maybe somebody just came in with it during the thing?
Yeah.
Or it came from, it came from somebody's date, somebody took it home, who knows.
And she was like, I'm testing out that pilot life dude.
I, first of all, hate the dude, not a fan of the dude thing.
When girls drop dude?
Dude to like a bunch of other girls.
Yeah.
Like, I can never confidently drop a dude.
No.
Dude.
I can't, yeah.
It can't pull it off.
Yeah, but if I'm talking to Fran, I'm like, dude, I don't know.
Like, honestly, bro comes out easier and I'm not going to start throwing bro out.
But dude just doesn't, I can't even speak.
Doesn't roll off the top.
Well, she kept saying it.
She was like that she said, somebody asked her if she has a wild side.
And she was like, fuck yeah, dude.
I get nasty.
I get nasty.
And everyone I honestly.
I honestly.
I honestly.
I'm like, boy, this girl is a problem.
If you're sitting on the counter and you got to say, I get nasty, you're going to be a problem for the rest of the
Yeah, 100%.
I also think it's hilarious that she was going on.
While absolutely hammered, bando top, sloppy all over the table.
And she's like, people think I'm so innocent.
It's like, no.
Actually, none of us are thinking that right now at all.
Yeah, yeah, it was, it was tough.
She's got this hat.
She's talking about the pilot wife life.
I think it was maybe, maybe I'm trying to think of who tweeted it.
because I retweet it.
I think it was Caitlin.
Caitlin Bristow tweeted.
Who, yeah, she, she tweeted, yeah, she lost me at living that pilot wife life.
Live your own life, girlfriend.
Like, yeah, you know, maybe just you don't need to hit your wagon to Pete's pilot career.
But they, this was like the immediate red flag.
And they were smart because, right, they play this clip of her probably a little drunk, like hanging out with the girls.
and they play that first before they play Sydney being like,
I think this girl is fake AF.
Yeah, right.
So it's in the correct order.
It totally makes sense.
They then cut to the group date being announced.
It's, okay.
I think, okay, and here we go.
I've been saying Kira because it feels like Pete says Kira.
Like when he gives her a rose, it's like, Kira, Kira.
What else?
What do you think it is?
Natasha.
when she was saying all the names on the date card said Kiara.
Oh, man.
So I'm thinking her name is Kiara and Pete's been fucking it up this whole time.
It's definitely spelled Kiara.
And I will say that Pete fucked up Sheehan's name last night during the Rose ceremony.
The first time he said it, he said Sheehan.
And then the second time he said he said Sheehan.
So I feel like somebody like corrected him.
I don't think he knows the name.
It's a very close in between Kira and Kiera.
It looks like Kiara.
Every time Pete says it.
I'm like, I think he's fucking this up.
Pete's defense, there's some hard to pronounce names as Micah.
That's an interesting way to spell McKenna.
Alea, that one has been tough.
There's just a couple names that are kind of hard to wrap your head around.
Like if her name was Kira, it would be spelled K-I-E-R-A.
And it's spelled K-I-A-R-A-R-A.
There's tons of different spellings for Kira.
I feel like...
I feel like this is definitely Kiarra.
And I think that also because Natasha, when she, like, she knows all.
the girl's names. She said Kiara.
I would leave Natasha over Pete on knowing
the girl's name. For sure, they spend way more time to go.
Exactly. So that's what I'm going to go with.
Alea seems
like it's just getting worse and worse for her, right?
Like she, her name is on the day card. It's
Kiara, Sarah, Tammy, Kelly,
Sheehance, Savannah, Sydney,
Alea. Allaya turns to Jasmine and
throws out a baby girl.
Dude, baby girl. It's just getting worse
and worse and worse. If a girl calls me baby girl,
slapping her.
Just even before the sentence is done.
Just slap.
Like not really knowing me.
Like what?
I take that as an insult.
Baby girl,
how do you feel not getting a date is what she said to her?
That is when I really knew we had a problem.
The clips before she's drunk.
She's got the hat on.
It's like, all right,
this is kind of strange.
That,
to do that to just turn to someone and be like,
how does it feel to not be on a date is just me?
It's such a condescending thing.
The fact that you throw it, baby girl.
Like you're now talking down to me.
Right.
I don't like it.
No.
That's how I would feel if I was Jasmine.
And yeah, totally.
It was all a very, and they keep cutting to Sydney talking to producers,
just talking about how she really does not like Alea and has, you know,
her alarms are going off big time about this girl.
And then they all get woken up by Demi.
Demi's back.
I kind of wish we got a little bit more of Demi.
Like I feel like they, they got around making.
a
stupid pillow fight in your lingerie date
because they were like,
Demi planned this date.
Like, you know, like, that was a,
that was a way for them to be like,
well, we can't get shit for planning a,
let's all get the girls slapping each other's with pillows and their pajamas.
She was their proxy.
Because Demi is the one who organized it.
And the best parts of Demi is when,
like the best thing we got from Demi was when her and Jordan were on in Paradise.
And they were like, they were commentary.
Yeah.
Commenting on like these people.
Yeah, this one was just like she was a proxy for their crazy pillow fight date idea.
We're still doing this.
Like we're organizing group dates where it's pillow fights in our laundry.
Like, I was a little over it.
But like I said, Demi was able to just be like, we're all fighting in our pajamas.
And it was not a big deal.
If I ever get woken up by a pillow to the face, I'm going to be furious.
Like if those girls took it in stride.
They really, they really went in.
I would have liked, like you said, when Demi, it was more of a.
a commentating thing.
Like put Demi in the booth with Chris Harrison.
Like I'll let's get some back and forth.
Not like,
because we didn't really get to see her too much.
And Fred Willard wasn't putting a ton forward.
No,
it gets on this show every.
He must just be a massive fan or something.
Either he loves it or his agent is taking advantage of him.
Right?
Like his agent is just like, oh Fred, you got another spot on the,
on the bachelor.
Because the bat, like, maybe they're getting a nice page.
check for being involved in this.
I don't know.
It seems,
it seems very bizarre to me.
I feel like that man would rather be
anywhere else.
He does not seem that into it.
He's reading from,
I feel like he's just reading from a piece of paper.
Chris Harrison's bringing 100% of the energy
in that booth.
Yeah.
And Demi would be great up there.
You're right.
Yeah, definitely.
I think that would have been a better,
a better dynamic.
So all the girls get their own outfits
for this state.
Everybody has a different bag.
everybody gets different pajamas, whether it's sexy, not sexy.
Poor Savannah got a mu-moo.
So, you know, she was just in basically wearing a giant sheet.
And Kiara, I'm just going to stick with Kiara got, she's opening her back.
And she's like, inside was just like a cute little pajama lingerie set.
I don't get how this happened because either she's been saying lingery.
her whole life for lingerie.
When she sees a bra and underwear set,
she calls it lingerie.
Yeah.
Or she was reading something
and pronounced lingerie as lingerie,
which would be the better option.
But I truthfully think that she's just been calling this thing lingering.
I think she has as well.
How?
How?
How do you go as a normal human being on this earth and call it lingerie?
I think it might be the same thing as finasco people.
And inside of it was like a cute pajama lingerie set.
I think it's the same thing as Finasco.
People are like, all right, well, we're not going to correct her.
She seems nice, so we'll just let her keep saying lingery.
It's very straight.
Lingery is so hard.
It's so much worse than Fianco.
It's just as bad.
Fasco is bad, but it's like a fake word, you know?
And like, Lingery is also a fake word, but like...
She meant.
It's clear what she meant.
Yes.
It's just never maybe hearing somebody say lingerie.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
And lingerie is a word.
you come across far more often than fiasco.
I've been here in lingerie since I was.
Yeah.
Maybe you don't know.
Maybe you don't know how lingerie is spelled.
Because it doesn't matter.
It's speaking.
I don't know how a lot of things are spelled when I'm speaking.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Just trying to come up for some reason for her.
There's no other words.
None of the girls were like, it's lingerie.
That's what I was waiting for.
Well, that's the thing.
She said it in a video.
Yeah.
She said it in a video.
Oh, that's right.
Right.
That's right.
I will say.
So it just a producer laughing in her face.
They all got these cute lingering sets.
And it wasn't that some got sexy and some got unsexy.
They all got sexy sets besides Savannah.
Savannah is the only one in the group that got a moo-moo.
And I don't I don't understand why.
Literally every girl was looking cute in their laundret.
And you know that I saw a lot of people tweeting to me like, well, I wouldn't want to be in my laundrae on TV.
Anyway, bitch, you're fighting for Peter.
You want to be in your lingerie in front of Peter.
You do not want to be standing in a moo-moo in a gown when all of these girls next to you are in lingerie.
That's just, you would not want to be in that position.
We got to be missing some, like, producer inside joke where they're like, we'll give them all lingerie, but Savannah's getting a moo-moo.
And now they're all, like, laughing to themselves about.
Is there some story they know about Savannah and mummoos?
I don't know.
I mean, even Alea, like, had a long nightgown, but it was still, like, pretty.
Right.
You know, it was kind of, yeah, kind of sexy.
Now, in an old kind of way.
If we're talking real life, like, yeah, I want to be comfortable.
I probably don't want to be in a lingering set all night long.
Yeah.
But like you said, the point is to catch Peter's attention.
Well, yeah, in the van, Peter, did you just catch, Peter was like, so you guys, is this
what you guys wanted to sleep?
And they were all like, no.
No.
I actually support that question.
They were like, no, like this was all, all of these were given to us for.
this date specifically.
And he's like, ah, just kidding.
I know.
He also thought that girls actually have like pillow fights, pillow fights at their sleepovers.
Because after the date, he was like, well, I just, you know, thought it would remind
you of your childhood.
Yeah.
I couldn't believe he said that.
I get confused on what Pete knows and what Pete doesn't know.
On one hand, he's like this, he's this guy who keeps condoms in his car.
And on the other hand, he's this guy is like, what do you guys wear to bed?
Like, what happens?
It's like he was maybe being fed these lines to make this date seem way.
more like cute and fun than how kind of bizarre it really was.
So then we got into the actual fighting portion of the date, pillow fighting, that is.
Pillow fighting.
And things were getting intense.
I was picturing if, like, we were out there.
What's your tactic?
Do you want to be the one who overdominates or do you want to be the one who gets scared?
Like Tammy, I felt almost went too hard in the beginning.
She got disqualified.
I don't really know why she got disqualified.
But Chris Harrison was like Tammy's.
qualified.
I don't know how she's disqualified.
She tossed Kelly to the ground and I think they fell off like the mat.
I don't know what it was.
Kelly had a very funny line.
I love Kelly.
She just seems like a very normal person.
She was just like, yeah, I mean, who wants to see their attorney dressed in lingerie on
a TV show?
She like has a real life job.
She is a real life lawyer.
Everyone.
You know what I mean?
Like people would love to see their attorney.
Maybe, but also maybe not.
It might be dawning on Kelly.
It might be done.
Johnny on Kelly like, what am I doing here?
Yeah, right.
What's going on?
I met Pete out in the normal world.
I should have just started dating him then.
And now I'm somehow in a pillow fight in the middle of a bar.
This date definitely makes him feel that way.
Everybody is just like really going in, really fighting.
Alea and Sydney fight once.
They fought again in the final match.
Sarah got absolutely destroyed by a pill.
Like Sarah's gotten zero air time except for a slow-mo shot of her getting drilled in the head
with the pillow.
Just really,
really unfortunate.
Trent, you tweeted it
and I had pointed out
like during the Cheyenne Savannah fight,
there was like this very bizarre moment
where the camera just cut
to this old lady slitting the throat of a teddy bear
and there was like a like a sound effect.
Terrifying.
What the fuck was that?
It was just one second.
It was the weirdest thing ever.
It was very bizarre that they threw that in there.
I have no.
idea why.
It's just a random old lady.
I was dying at Noah Sweet from the chicks in the office account.
That was just, sorry, what the hell is this?
Scary.
And you, like, there was no sound.
All there was was just, like, a sword slash noise.
And you were just like, what the-
hand up, like?
Yeah.
She was just like, what the hell was that?
Very weird.
Who's grandma?
Who's?
Super, super strange.
The person who's just been waiting for a pillow fight to break out of whatever bar they're at.
She's like, finally.
That's why she's so old
She's been there for that many years
I've been waiting for this day
Just wanting to murder teddy bears
Just like take the stuffing out of this bear
Use it
The whole thing was very bizarre
But of course
Alea and Sydney are the final match again
Because they clearly are the ones
With the most drama
So Demi's like hey you guys win
You guys are fighting again
So they fight again
They're really like really fighting
wrestling pulling each other's hair
Taking each other down
at one point
Peter yelled
show me you want it
I was like
I literally was like
oh my god Peter
caught the top of
like Peter liked this date
a little too much
he had the look on his face
like yeah
this is what I wanted to be
I was like this is awesome
I've been to like
it's every guy's dream right
to watch some girls pillow fights
Trent you let us know
what people actually think of that
well I think is that like
I've never been to a pillow fight
but I've been to like a UFC fight
and a part of you does come out
where you're just like
you become this bloodthirsty
animal. And it's just like, I think Pete kind of got swept up in the moment and the girls are in lingerie.
Show me you want it?
Yeah.
Show me you want it.
Oh my God.
I would have screamed that to everybody now.
It was just, I was like, oh my, oh my word.
Oh, my word, Peter.
It would have been even funnier if he was like, show me you want it.
Just like to himself like, show me you want it.
It's like, all right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
Let's calm down.
So then Alea, Alea sits on top of her.
so, so Sidney says.
She said it was like an elephant sitting on a rat.
Not really flattering for either one of them.
No.
But Alea wins.
She gets the crown, a kiss from Peter.
We go to the night date.
She is, well, Elaa was wearing like a full-blown gown on this portion of the day.
I was like, what are you wearing?
But she has the crown on her head.
She's not taking that thing off.
And when she talks to him, we were getting full baby voice.
full baby her voice
skyrockets to a different
just a different voice.
It's the worst.
Remember Crystal?
Crystal would do this too.
That voice can't be real.
And also like it's not cute.
Like I don't think guys think baby voice is
cute and in a
I would say normal conversation.
Absolutely not.
Like you're talking about your families,
but you're like oh my God.
Well you know it's just like this just been really hard for me.
And then when you normally in real life talk like this.
Like it's just.
Just talk normal.
I can't even fake a baby voice right now.
I've been trying to muster up the courage to do it.
I think I 100% can, but I can on the spot.
It gets like high and air.
She's like, yeah.
Yeah.
You know?
I don't know.
It's not coming out.
My voice is getting deeper and deeper.
I refuse to do it.
Body's fighting against me.
So it seems like they're having a good conversation.
Peter seems to really like her.
She says, I've got a good feeling about you.
Alaya's talking to the girls about how great her conversation went.
And then Sidney slapped her with, do you like work at all?
It was very funny because it felt like Alaya thought they were just having a normal conversation
and that Sidney was not accusing her of being like a fake human.
It's incredible how she didn't pick up on that.
It was like a full on interrogation that was going to end with, oh, you're just one of these pageant girls who doesn't have a job and just does nothing all day.
But Alaya was like, yeah, no, yeah, I work.
couple jobs and I like a yeah and given all these answers where she didn't realize it was about to go off a cliff right like she's like talking about her pageant life being like yeah you know I've had to I've have multiple titles and you know that's the life I've like to look primped and proper all the time it's just sort of my life Cindy's like so you've had to like fake it for the camera sometimes she's like yeah you know you know sometimes you got to put it on like when the picture I'll yeah I feel like I'm being incriminated anytime somebody's talking to me the fact that a lea did not pick up on the social cues right away from this is alarming
This is like right off the bat, we should know this girl does not have any self-awareness and is crazy.
Because anybody would know, would feel pressured.
They'd be like, why is Sydney coming on to be like this?
If someone asks you a question, the first one is, do you work at all?
You should be like, what's up?
Yeah.
What's going on?
Fight?
Yeah.
You just want to put, you want to get punched in the face?
Yeah, it's very true.
So then he has, he has a nice moment with Kelly where Kelly is still, she's trying to act like there in real life as much as possible.
tells him to clean up his beard.
She's more of a scruff gal.
Doesn't really like it.
Just full girlfriend mode already.
But Peter says, you know, that Kelly's one of the reasons why he thinks the process is going to work.
He has a good conversation with Tammy.
He kisses her.
Very funny line.
Because she was like, I just don't want you to think I'm like one of the bros.
And he was like, I don't do this with my bros.
It's just sort of making out with her.
Very fair point, Peter.
and then Sydney goes to talk to Peter
and she just talks about how hard the week has been
and that a lot of the other girls that, you know, she doesn't really,
she's not really like the other girls so she's worried that
the classic happens every season where there's one girl who's like,
I don't think you like me because you like these girls and I don't like these girls.
So, you know, she says that there's people who have been fake
who she thinks are acting out for the camera.
And Peter goes right back to the group and just,
put Sydney on the fucking spot.
Like, it's just like, hey, guys,
Sydney told me that she thinks some of you guys are fake.
Can you please dress?
Who's fake?
Raise her hand.
And usually the Bachelor of the Bachelorette will, like,
they'll hedge it.
You know, I've been hearing some talk from some people about how some people might
not be here for the right reasons.
He was like, no, Sydney, specifically Sydney, sitting over there,
said that a couple of you, Alleya specifically, have not been.
Your true selves.
And then Pete does something amazing.
He just disappears.
He leaves it there and lets them to fight among themselves.
It's the Joker Giff.
He just exploded, walked away.
Now, I would have a problem with Peter blowing up somebody's spot like that.
Like if they were in an actual relationship, and I think Kelly Keeks tweeted this, if my boyfriend
snitched on me snitching, we're going to have an issue.
But I don't think Peter realized the damage she was doing when he did that.
Like when he, because he ended up giving Sidney the Rose.
So I don't think he realized what he was doing when he just put Sidney on the spot.
Right.
Him giving her the rose was the confusing part.
He rewarded the honesty.
Yeah, because then you see it, it all plays out where all of the girls, literally all of them,
now go to Pete and her like, you know what, I've been thinking the same things about Alea.
She's fake.
She's a pageant girl.
She shows you one side.
She shows us another side.
So I don't know if Pete knew what he was doing, but it ended up being like all the girls are going to turn on Alea.
Right.
So she ends up, you know, crying to Pete.
He's confused.
we get to a pool party.
There's no cocktail party.
It's just a pool party
before the rose ceremony,
which is really...
I've never seen like a pool party happen on this show before.
It is definitely, it's happened before,
but it's just such a funny way
to just have a cocktail party,
but in your bathing suit,
like there's just no one was...
It wasn't a pool party.
No one was swimming.
Nobody was having a good time.
Were they not allowed to be in their bikinis?
Yeah, it was kind of an odd.
Love Island, they could just walk around
in their bathing suits.
Bachelor, Bachelor in Paradise?
They can't even wear bathing suits they want to wear.
Right.
Because it's a problem.
They got to cover it up.
So, you know, Peter shows up in his rocket pop bathing suit and his, you know, sweatshirt where
he looked like he just drove from his own house, like back again, put on his suit, then got
hopped in the car.
I am now convinced more thinking about it that he is staying at home.
At his own house.
He is.
Because when he pulled up, he was wearing, like you said, those shorts.
It's like, that is a guy who just got in that car 10 minutes ago from his house.
Like opens his drawer.
I was like, yeah, I'm going to do the rocket pop bathing suit.
Yeah.
So he says that he's been having a tough time.
The doubt's starting to creep in.
He apologizes to Sydney for putting her on the spot.
And then we have like some top notch editing.
It cut back and forth from Alea saying that she doesn't feel like, you know,
like the other girls don't feel this way.
It was just one person.
And then it cuts in between literally every girl going to Peter and,
and talking shit about.
Just an endless line of girls being like,
Alea is super fake.
Kelsey, Natasha, and Lexi.
all went to him. They were like, yeah, she definitely, you know, turns it on for the cameras.
Could be the pageant thing. You know, Lexi pointed out that when the cameras come on, her voice goes up to five octaves.
And I don't know about Kelsey. I'm still unsure how I feel about her. But Natasha and Lexi, I feel like are pretty real people.
And Lexi seems like a good judge of character. She's like, look, she's not really somebody that I would like hang out with, you know?
And I think Peter really trust that. So, Alley,
and Sidney keep having the same conversation.
They're like going around in circles, basically,
of just not agreeing on this.
I feel like Alleya doesn't really understand what Sidney's saying,
and it was just a weird, a weird moment.
We got two seconds with Madison.
Peter, Madison are like in love.
Like, we get one second of them like being in love
and then he goes back to all the other girls.
I tweeted. I think this thing might be a rap already.
Every time they talk, and you're right,
they get very limited time together.
But they always, Pete's always talking about,
like, remember when you met my fan?
family and we took that picture together.
And it seems like if he could, Pete would just feel like,
I want to go with Madison and it's over.
Right.
I want to send you all home.
I choose Madison.
For sure.
It looked like she was carrying like a note in her hand at one point.
And I was wondering if like maybe Pete wrote her a note or if she was giving something to Pete,
somebody to look into.
And then, you know, Alea and Peter going back and forth.
She, she's like keen on that she's being herself, that she's just a happy person.
I didn't catch this one at the time,
but I didn't realize she said she didn't want to come off disgenuine.
So three for three was, you know, we got.
Yeah, she didn't say disingenuine.
She said disgenuine.
As I was rewatching with the closed caption,
it made sure to write disgenuine.
But there's something about her that Peter can't get away from.
Victoria tells him they're in a bush.
It looks secretive on purpose.
It looks secretive.
And Pete said to her,
I really trust you.
Like, what do you think of Alea?
And then she just buried her.
She said, you know, they knew each other from the pageant world, probably collectively
like three hours, but that Alea had asked Victoria not to tell the producers that they knew
each other and that she knew that Alaya would be open to other opportunities after the
show and literally said maybe she's not the one for you.
So I feel like that really got to Peter's head.
He goes back, talks to Alaya again.
and she gave one of the worst excuses of all time.
Like she could have thought of so many other things
and she came up with saying that she didn't want to say anything
because she thought that she and Victoria
would be disqualified for knowing each other.
Have you ever watched this show before?
It's like, Kaylin and Hannah, they knew each other.
Yeah.
And they were like they had beef and then they, whatever.
Like you get cast for knowing each other.
So I feel like she needed to come up with a better excuse.
Like she should have said that like she didn't.
want the producers to create like fake drama between them because they only knew each other like
not really that well.
But I don't know, Alea was like we know each other very well in the outside world.
So who knows?
She was full baby voice at this point.
It was just awful.
It just kept getting worse and worse.
It was so bad.
And then we thought that we would actually, uh, we thought we were going to get a full rose
ceremony.
We did.
He, he ended up taking a rose away because he's very confused.
to Chris Harrison.
Chris comes out.
He had two roses left.
Gave one.
Chris took one of them.
Never seen that before.
So instead of giving out two roses,
he only gave out one.
He gave it to McKenna instead of Alea.
So Alea, Sarah, Alexa, and Jasmine were going home.
Very sad for Sarah.
I feel like Sarah got big time screwed on this show.
But I feel like she must just be too normal.
Probably way too normal.
She's so beautiful.
She's so beautiful.
I hope she gets to go to Paradise because,
I think she got screwed.
I was very worried that McKenna was going to go home.
I thought they were going to give that rose to Alleya and I was just going to be furious.
McKenna was freaking the fuck out.
Yeah, she was.
She was like I felt like she needed to do breathing exercises or something.
She was struggling.
Peter's freaking out to the producers.
She doesn't really know if he made the right decision.
He seems really conflicted.
And from the preview, it seems like they really played off that because Alea comes back during a group date.
And.
Big sigh.
It's so strange.
to deal with more drama.
He should have just kept the rose there and picked Alea.
Like it's basically the roundabout way we did it.
For some reason, he brought in Chris Harrison.
Chris Harrison dramatically took the rose away.
He picked McKenna.
And then it's like, oh, great,
Alea's gone because nobody likes Alea.
And then it turns out he's just going to turn right around and give that rose to
Alleya.
Not at the rose ceremony.
It seems like maybe some of these girls,
like these girls are going to be really pissed if Alleya comes back.
We've seen that happen before where they're like you're going back on your word.
They hate that.
next week's going to be a good, good episode.
We have her coming back and the Victoria F. Chase Rice date.
Yeah, that's what I'm looking forward to.
Victoria F drama.
Yeah.
Her drama is, it's the spiciest type of drama.
Can't wait.
It's going to be great.
All right, that wraps up today's episode.
We hope you enjoyed The Bachelor Recap as long as the topics.
And, of course, we'll be back on Monday.
Grammy's time.
How sad is cloudy, but I like that better.
Better
Behind the wheel
But still ain't on my way
Some people say
They want to live for them
That's way too long
I'll just get through the day
Without any complications
Does it always got it?
Does it always got it?
Gotta be so complicated
Why you're too young
To be getting home
And all I want to do is look
But I can't see, baby
Who you're talking to?
Why are you talking to me, baby?
If I can see you
But make it
Clean up, dismiss, I'm in
Not to think about the future
First, can I please get through a day
