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What's up, everyone?
It's Chicks in the Office with Brian Fran, giving you that Friday energy on a Monday.
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Happy Monday, everybody.
How are we feeling today?
Feeling great. I feel like we're finally getting into fall at a full, lazy day for a football Sunday.
So this is great. I feel like vibes are high. We're getting into that juicy part of September.
Yeah. Let's hope. Let's hope. Because I'm sick of a sun badgering down on me. Like I'm just, I'm sick of summer clothes.
I have so many cute fall outfits in my head that I want to get off that I'm like,
Like, listen, I need the weather to change a little bit so I can start getting these fits off.
Because I'm wearing the same thing over and over.
You know, I'm just like, let me throw on some biker shorts and a t-shirt.
Whatever, it's hot out.
Right, the usual.
It's always, you always end up doing the usual.
And then like, and then you start to maybe pick up like a new pair of boots.
And you're like, I just want to put these fucking boots on.
Some sweaters.
Yeah.
You know, sweater weather.
It's right around the corner.
Nothing I love more than sweater weather.
Of course.
How was your weekend in the vineyard?
Absolutely gorgeous.
I'm so happy for the bride and groom that got such a beautiful weekend.
It's gorgeous weather this weekend.
It was stunning.
Love them.
Stunning wedding.
We were out in the harbor.
It was gorgeous.
Friday and Saturday.
Really so nice.
And perfect timing because then we woke up Sunday morning and it just torrential downpored all day.
Like couldn't even go outside 9 a.m. to 6 p.m.
It did not stop raining.
I didn't change out of my pajamas.
I wore my pajamas all day.
Hell yeah.
That's a good football Sunday, though.
The first football Sunday of the year.
Yeah, it was delightful.
The only thing that I did was put on my eagle sweatshirt over my pajamas.
Hell yeah.
They won, right?
They did.
Yo, my fantasy team is already in shambles.
I'm so pissed that I drafted Seekwon again.
Like, I fell for it again.
I'm going to be.
This guy just sucks at fantasy.
I'm going to be laughed out of this fucking league again.
Stafford was an embarrassment.
Listen, I was getting made fun of last.
year I know I'm going to be made fun of again.
I know it.
It's an embarrassment.
It's an embarrassment.
But whatever.
It's only we've won.
I know.
I know.
But it wasn't,
it's not looking good, princess.
It's not.
But I'm happy for the Eagles.
If only you got Josh Allen.
I know.
My mom's back in full swing of acting like her and Josh are close personal friends.
Me and her can make a fan group.
Yeah.
You really should because like watching him play with my mom is the funniest shit ever.
she literally is like oh Josh come on Josh like come on Josh he's not like yay Josh like my my aunt
uncle are here my aunt was like when did you become such a big bills fan and my mom was I was like
she just loves Josh yeah my mom's the same way she she's like I'm a bills fan and and my whole family
is like since when did you become a bills fan now all of a sudden she's like it's a New York team I'm
like yeah I know it's a New York team but you've literally never cared about them ever right
Right. I mean, the Giants had a great game as well.
They did. They did. Matt was hyped up.
Good wins are. The Jets won.
It's a happy household over here.
Yeah, really, all around.
Yeah.
Paterson win.
I know.
And they look bad.
Sorry, no.
My guy got hurt.
They were playing a good team.
Yeah.
We'll see.
No, no, for sure.
For sure.
We'll see what happens.
We'll see what happens.
Today was Luca's first day of school.
I saw the picture.
So cute.
I'm glad that he was excited.
He was.
he was. We got on the phone and go was. Aunt Rie Riam going to school. So fun.
And I was like, yes. I love school. I love school, Luke.
Yeah, you just got to hype it up.
I didn't try to stay home every single day of school. He's so freaking cute.
Saw him yesterday. I had a bridal shower for my cousin yesterday. So we were on Long Island
for a little bit. He's just, oh my God, he's just so freaking cute. Just adorable. So happy
that he's, it's so crazy. I'm like, I said to my sister, I'm like, what do you do? You just drop
them off. I'm like, do you stay at school? She's like, no, you drop, you drop them off. You pick them up.
School. Oh, like, oh my God. I thought he's so young that you would have to like stay around or something.
She's like, that is not how that works. No, no, no. But we'll see. We'll see he.
Is he in a full day? It's, I think it's like 930 to 12.30. So it's like a short day.
Yeah, it's awesome. They got a trampoline. But she did say that he obviously cried going in, which is very, I think every kid.
probably cries going into first day of school.
Yeah, because I think they're like, wait a second, you're not coming with me?
Right.
And then once they have fun, I'm happy to hear how he ends up, you know, the next couple of days
when he's like, oh, you know, he gets to meet people.
He'll make friends.
I hope everyone's nice to him and stuff.
I heard kids were mean to him at the park.
It made me really sad.
Oh my God.
I saw TikTok of this cutey little, like, it was like siblings coming off the bus.
Yeah.
And like the older girl was like, I had the best day in the younger boy.
He must have been like in kindergarten or first grade.
Like he was really little.
And he was like, my day was terrible.
Like everyone was so mean to me.
And I was like, oh my God, so sad.
But then update the like next day he came off the bus and was like so fun, so much better.
I was like, oh, thank God.
I can't handle him.
I'm getting like teary eye right now thinking about it.
But apparently he went to the park and there were kids that were like a little bit older than him.
Yeah.
And he was just running around trying to play with them.
and they were just being mean, like ignoring him, whatever.
But they were like, he's not old enough to know that they're ignoring him.
Totally.
So he keeps trying.
And I just, I can't handle it.
So I hope everyone in school is nice.
You're like anti-Ree-Wis coming to the school.
If there's any issues.
Seriously, beware.
Beware.
You call me up.
I mean, if you catch me looking at my phone, I am currently at this point of now 5,911 people.
I told you it was going to go fast.
You were at 15.
like two minutes ago.
Yeah, but I've been in this since 10 a.m.
It's 10.50.
That's impressive, though.
I think I think we've made some movement.
I don't know.
All I know is I got some DMs from girls being like,
did you get in for the hairy sales tickets?
I'm like, well, I guess the pre-sale wasn't a thing.
I tried to go in for the pre-sale.
There was no pre-sale.
I don't know if this, even though the Instagram said there was,
but on Ticketmaster, there wasn't.
Everything's in fucking Italian.
So this is really testing my Italian.
Like, it's Ticketmaster Italia.
So I'm like, I hope this, like, I hope I'm pressing the right bite.
Right. I mean, listen, you know, I have high hopes here. I feel like you have great luck with this shit. And we'll just see what happens. If I get in, I'm just buying as many as I can. So we'll see. I thought, I think I also saw a lot of people saying like the whole thing is GA. Well, I think when you look up videos of that venue, venue that, yeah, that would make sense. There's, there's no seats. Yeah. So I guess that would make sense. Yeah. Yeah. Well, these shows have been so fun in New York. I'm excited.
to get to one.
You know who's been everywhere?
Jalen Brunson, my God, he hasn't missed an event.
That man has not missed an event.
Harry Stiles, the U.S. Open.
He is everywhere.
He's going to do S&L soon.
I was obviously eating up the videos of him and Josh Hart.
At the U.S. Open.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And here's the thing.
I think that I'm going to become like the most bandwagon.
Everyone can make fun of me like Knicks fan this year.
Because now moving to Manhattan,
it's like oh wow like this is my team like my team is New York
these guys run my city they're the kings of New York
they're the heart and soul of this city so yeah I'm just hoping
when does the season start October October oh my god it's right around the
corner right around the corner so look for some wonderful
Nick's commentary coming to you soon and that'll be your next corner
yeah and then and then you'll catch me again in a
May, you know, start off and then I'll probably be quiet.
It would just be classic that the Knicks suck this year.
You start rooting for them.
Oh, yeah.
You'll be so, maybe you guys will get some games in.
Maybe, maybe, you know, maybe we'll step out and go on, go see Broadway shows on on a whim, you know?
That's my name, right?
I did love seeing, I did love seeing Harry Styles, give him that shout out.
That was appropriate.
That was, that was very, very nice.
Despite him definitely not wanting to be seen, like he's sitting down with his hood up.
He's like, sorry, I'm calling you out.
Yeah, but very respectful and everyone around him was super respectful giving him the applause that you're in. You're in? Okay, well, what can we get here? I mean, this is. There's no tickets. What? What? Yeah, after 50 minutes, there you, there's nothing. Why? So that's it? We just don't have a shot anymore. Well, this is the pre, right?
I think this is just regular. There was no pre-sail. I don't know what these tickets are and what area it is. Do I just buy them? Yeah. What do they say? I just want to be in.
I don't know.
I don't know
it's all in Italian.
What?
They don't translate?
Oh, fuck.
What is it from Hank?
What is it from Hank?
I'm too afraid to change.
You know I don't speak Italian?
I'm too afraid to try and change it.
Baxter, you know I don't speak Italian.
I'm too afraid to try and change it to English if it refreshes the whole page.
You don't want to do that.
Fran, you've gone to Italy.
How many years of your life in a row?
You don't have to speak Italian?
You don't know a couple of basic words?
A couple of basic ticket words?
Call your brother.
Tell me what the words.
Oh, fuck.
How was I not signed in?
You weren't signed in?
Oh, my God.
This is so embarrassing.
I thought she was a pro.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Live finding out that you're not signed in is crazy.
That's just crazy.
All right, while you signed in, I want to talk about something I saw online this weekend that actually seemed so refreshing.
Have you seen these videos of like kitty revitalization in Korea?
What?
Kitty?
Like your kitty?
No.
Oh, I was like, now I'm not paying close enough attention.
Like your kitty.
I have not seen that.
Oh, my God.
I'm getting all these videos about, they're calling it Meow Meow Revitalization
because they can't say what the actual word is.
It looks so damn refreshing.
I have no idea what you're talking about.
My password's not working.
What a disaster.
They're getting there.
They're getting there.
I'll use the scientific word, vaginas.
Like, revitalized.
Like, kittens?
No, like your vagina.
Oh, I think you're talking about actual cats.
No, no, like your kitty.
Like your cooch.
Oh.
Like you're coochy.
She's not talking about cats.
I'm not talking about cats.
Like, you get your coochie, like, refreshed.
You know, you sit up that Gwenaz Paltrow does.
Yeah, like you sit down and I guess it, like, blows smoke and fire into you or whatever.
It looks honestly so refreshing.
I kept getting all these videos.
people look like their world got rocked
after they walk out of the room.
It was all over my 4-you page.
Imagine doing that for like your butthole.
Do you think this is just, oh.
It's too early in the week for this.
I'm just trying.
I'm just hearing like key words
as I'm trying to figure out
why the fuck I can't get into this thing.
I'm in line now, 25,000 out.
Don't worry. I'll sell it to you for a good price.
Bro.
I don't think it's going to work, Noah.
What do you mean?
I don't know if it's like locking me out of like a regional area.
Oh, you got to get the, uh, oh, you probably have to do it on a VPN on your laptop.
I should have done it because it's not like, because I'm logged in on my app.
But then when I went like I'm when I logged in, it was there and then it was telling me to log in again.
Mm-hmm.
And I mean, that just didn't work.
So I don't know what to do about that.
Damn.
Just because it was telling me to log in again.
Because I'm already logged in when I opened Techmaster, like, my accounts there.
And then when I tried to go in, it was telling me to put my information in again.
And it was saying, no, no, ma'am.
Wow.
All right.
Well, we're going to have to figure that out later.
Are you guys ready to get into some topics?
Disaster.
What a disaster.
Yes.
And you don't want to fly to Korea to get your kitty revitalized?
I don't think I need that.
Right.
I mean, nobody...
Yet.
Right, right, right.
Listen, I'm not saying we need it.
I'm just saying, can you think about how refreshing that would feel?
No, because that kind of sounds like a yeast infection to me.
Ooh.
Like, what are they putting up there?
I don't know.
Right.
So true.
So true.
You know?
Well, I think they probably know what to not put up there.
You'd be surprised.
They know the beauty market very well.
No, they definitely do.
But still, you never know how your body's going to react.
something like that.
Exactly.
Could go south.
Could be bad real quick.
Right.
It could actually just not be,
it could be the opposite of revitalized,
which I don't know what the word is for that.
Yep, exactly.
All right.
Anyways, all right,
that I'll wipe that off the list for future trips.
All right,
let's get into today's topics.
We're going to be talking about Aaron Rogers
talking about his engagement with Shailene Woodley.
This happened on Thursday.
Very, very interesting.
Robert Pattinson playing Chris Hansen.
in a new movie, the trailer has come out.
Dakota Johnson and MGK, seen out together.
And Lady Gaga welcomes her first child into this world.
And we have the weekly watch report.
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All right, let's start off talking about Aaron Rogers.
It's Shailene Woodley.
talked about their engagement on Cam Hayward's podcast.
And he said that they got engaged.
And she said, all right, but before we get married, I got to go fuck this guy.
Now, you see this headline and you're like, what?
And you go and watch the clip, their reactions to him saying this, I just had on repeat.
Like, I just kept rewinding it because they just look at him like, like, it's just like a,
a little head forward going, what?
Like, you're like, I'm sorry, repeat yourself.
And how do we respond to this?
Like, if we were sitting down with a guest and they talked about their past engagement
that ended and they told us some information like this, I do not know.
I think I would slam my hands on the table, jump up and be like, what the fuck did you just
say?
So I can't wrap my head around this.
And immediately your brain starts going, who?
Who is she talking about?
Is this real?
did this actually happen?
They were engaged.
Shailene Woodley was engaged to Aaron Rogers.
And Aaron Rogers is nuts.
So you're just like, what do we believe here?
I don't know.
I could totally see this, I suppose, being a thing
or something that was said.
I'm just like over him opening his mouth.
Like truly.
I just feel like he feels like his axes
like out to get him or something like he's he he has nothing to say he's like they're always
talking about me they're using my name all these things I'm like are they like shaylene woodley
in an interview one time like didn't even mention him by name was just like talking about like a
a very toxic relationship she was in and sounds like this relationship could have been pretty
toxic now if she's if we're dealing with someone saying hey I just want one last I just want one last
Tara, I don't know.
There could have been so much, like,
there could be so much context missing from this story.
Like, maybe they were sleeping,
like, maybe they were allowed to hook up with other people
at a certain point.
Like, maybe they had different rules.
I don't know.
It is hilarious, though, if she just had one fucking guy in mind
that was just like, I have to go back one more.
Here's the question.
Do we think it's somebody she's already slept with?
and it's like this guy was fucking amazing.
Or it's someone that's just been on her wish list.
And she's like, I just got to, I got to make this work one before this closes, before
the door closes.
I just can't wrap my head around this whole thing.
And that's why I keep laughing when I keep seeing it.
I'm like, imagine that.
Like imagine.
And this is not your typical relationship.
This is a weirdo Hollywood relationship, obviously.
Where they're like, listen, I got to go fuck this guy.
Like I cannot imagine if like your point.
partner was like, um, yeah, I can't wait to marry you. But listen, I just can't get the thought
of fucking this guy out of my head. Like, or girl, like if it was like, I got to go fuck this girl.
I'd be like, what? Are you nuts? Like that's just crazy. Honey, I just got to get it out
on my sister. Like, but like immediately you go, who was she talking about? Because my, now,
it's become like a meme already. Yeah. Like I saw Theo James do like a Netflix ASMR thing.
And there was a quote to you that was like, before we get me.
I just got to go fuck this guy.
Well, people automatically think it's about Theo James.
Wait, what?
I don't know why.
Like, it instantly...
What?
I just said that because...
No, it instantly jumped to people thinking he was about Theo James.
Or unless my for you page is like, obviously this is about Theo James.
I can't, I can't decide if it's people thinking it's about him or if my for you page...
I was just...
Where were that even stem from?
solely from them being in a movie together, like 20 years ago?
I think, I think, or my for you pages just like, clearly it's about Theo James, duh.
When did the last divergent movie come out?
A long time ago.
My problem is when I, I just watched Spectacular Now.
The first one was 2014.
That Shailene Woodley was in.
And so I'm stuck on viewing her as that character.
And I cannot imagine that character being like, I got to go fuck this guy.
But that's not Shailene Woodley.
That's her character in spectacular now.
That is unreal.
Yeah, I don't know why people think it's about Theo James.
But Theo James is as happily married man.
Was he?
Yeah.
They're just like, they're just thinking about like the hottest guy that she's ever worked with.
Yeah, they're like, it's clearly about to be James.
Has to be him.
Who knows?
Who knows?
It could be literally anybody.
It could be somebody she knew from years prior that's not even famous, like just that she couldn't get it.
She couldn't get over.
I don't know.
I just have, like, and this is why men don't ask questions properly.
Because there should have been so many more follow-up questions asked.
Well, I'm sure there were, but maybe he wasn't going to divulge that information.
Oh, all of it.
He opened the door.
That's true.
That's true.
It would have been nice if he, did you watch the rest of him talking in that interview?
He didn't shut the fuck up.
I didn't.
I didn't shut the fuck up the whole time.
So I didn't listen.
but I can't either
but my god
did he not shut the fuck up
so it's like
if I think if they asked
anything he would have answered
right right
they're like who was it
you know
he probably would have given us hints
I now feel like
we're deprived of that information
and listen
I feel I feel bad
for Shailene Woodley
that we're now diving into this
but hey the door has been open
and we're curious
we want to imagine Shailin Woodley
just got online
and was like listen
I wanted to fuck Miles Teller
oh man
or she was just like look
I had an ex boyfriend
back the day
no one's ever compared.
And I just wanted, I just wanted to go back one more time.
That is insane.
I cannot imagine.
Like, this is what I mean, like, this is some weirdo, like, Hollywood relationship shit,
because this is just not happening in your normal.
Maybe it is, but not in my world.
I would not be okay with that.
I do not want to hear that.
I do not want to be okay with it.
No.
No.
It would.
It is funny.
The answer would be no, and now we're not getting married.
I'm fully like anti-A-M. Rogers.
Like, he seems like such an asshole.
Yeah.
But it is funny just to think about the thought that this came out of like,
they had an amazing relationship and they just came out of nowhere.
Like he proposed and she's like,
I just got to go fuck this.
Right, right, right.
She's tossing and turning at night and she's like, I don't know.
This also, by the way, completely not true.
No, this came way faster than I thought.
She did some profile, like, I don't know if it was like last year.
I forget when it was,
alluding to their relationship and it was like not good anything she said about it.
Well, that's what he was kind of was saying in the interview.
where he's like she's making it seem like I was like I gave her depression and all this.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, it's kind of like, hey, which is why that was his thing.
He's like, oh, she makes me think this.
Well, guess what?
Well, here's the thing.
Guess what, buddy?
When a relationship's not good for you, yeah, it can cause those things.
So like when people, oh, she made it seem like I gave her depression.
Well, I don't know, the relationship might have done that.
Like, I don't, I, you know, it's just people refusing to like, think.
you know like he's just not
like he's just TMZ posted an article
that was like the one source
because I guess it says that Sheelan will these friends are like
why is he even talking about this has been two years
and they haven't spoken
and he's married
allegedly no one
a lot of people actually are in the camp that they don't believe that
he's married to the real first no why he actually is
is it is I think yeah
yeah thing is like people are just like
we've never seen any proof of this person existing
right
Right. Right.
And he always talks about it and just kind of like, yeah, I'm married.
I think people here have scene proof.
Okay.
So that's what I'm going based off of.
One source put it bluntly,
we're questioning why a married dude is bringing up an ex.
He hasn't spoken with in over two years.
Another source tells TMZ Shailene's friends,
no, she wouldn't appreciate Aaron speaking about her publicly this way.
It's like, yeah, obviously.
Obviously.
Imagine being Shailene Woodley and waking up that day and be like,
this motherfucker,
are you kidding me?
She's talking about how I want a finale.
Theo James is going to think I'm a weirdo.
Theo James is like, that was me?
Oh my God.
I actually just watched this episode of How I Met Your Mother.
And it's when they're fake texting Ted,
Barney and Marshall are fake texting Ted.
And then Ted messes with them back and is like,
I've been having gay dreams about my best friend.
And then they're fighting with each other.
Like, who do you think he's talking about?
Like, it's obviously me.
Like, I'm the one he's talking about.
Like, I imagine all of them.
Shailene Woodley's co-stars are like,
clearly she was talking about me.
Must have been.
Miles Taylor had to like say to his wife, like, no,
it's not me, don't worry.
Well, the thing is, it's not a sin to,
for someone to want to fuck you.
Like, she could have wanted to fuck somebody
and they don't want to fuck her.
You know, like, if she wants to fuck Theo James
and Theo James is married, he's like,
it's not my fault she wants to fuck me.
Like, it's a compliment.
I will say though my guess is that
if this is something that she said
it's something that
would have been a done deal
you know I don't think you're bringing it up
if it's a maybe I can hook up with this
It's like it's not a whole pass
No no no no no I know I can go do this
This is something that you already have like arranged
You're not bringing it up unless you can go like tomorrow
Right clearly she had somebody on the back burner the whole time
kind of like sizzling being like
if I wanted to. One last time.
What was she waiting for then?
I don't know.
I mean, that's the thing.
It's like that why even? Maybe she just wasn't
ready for the commitment of marriage.
I mean, the idea of one man for the rest of her life
she couldn't do it. Panic.
One man or just the fact that it would be
Aaron Rogers. Right.
Just not the man she wanted to be with.
Not that man. Yeah, exactly.
Man, that was.
some, that really was some clip.
It's fun to root against him.
The whole interview was atrocious.
Yeah, he's just really something else.
Moving on, Robert Pattinson is playing Chris Hansen from to how to, not how to catch a predator, right?
Yeah, that's the name of the show.
And the movie's called Prime Chime.
And now I watched the trailer this weekend.
People are, it went crazy at some film festivals.
people are already talking about Robert Pattinson
maybe going back to back awards
for the Odyssey and for this movie.
I mean, he's had, this is like,
people are talking about this year in general for him.
It's the art, Pat. Right, and people are like,
he is begging people to forget about Twilight,
like with how much he's doing right now.
I don't think he's ashamed of Twilight.
I think he is fine with it.
He brings it up himself, like, more than he ever has before.
He's a great actor. I don't think he has to even prove that anymore.
But regardless, this movie is getting a lot of discussion,
and I want to know your guys' thoughts on it,
because I started doing research this weekend when I saw the movie.
Because I heard about it, but I honestly didn't really dive deeper until this weekend because I'm like,
what is the core of this movie?
Like, it's not, it's obviously not like a biopic because Chris Hansen did not sign off of it.
It wants nothing to do with it.
It hates that they're doing it.
But you see that Chris Hanson himself bought the ads before the movie airs.
So I, so then I dug deeper and I guess that the core of it is that like it's kind of discussing of like, yes,
he exposed bad guys.
But on the other side of that, a lot of them ended up being released and they weren't actually
arrested or prosecuted.
And on the other side of that, he made so much money doing this.
And so was it, can it be both things?
Can you want to help catch these bad guys and also make money?
Or are you doing this just to make money?
So I think that's the conversation that's happening.
Because objectively speaking, you would think somebody catching pedified.
or predators is like, yes, we need to expose them.
So that's why I kind of was like, what is the underlying why this movie?
Yeah.
He's his exploiting.
Everything was just for views is what I take from the trailer.
Right.
You don't know much about him or the show.
That's what I'm trying to learn.
And that's what I'm trying to get what are we getting from this movie?
What is this movie going to show?
Why is this movie being made?
I think Robert Pattinson looks like he's going to be incredible in it.
Yeah.
His voice is crazy.
It's very good.
So I'm just, I'm just interested in everything, you know, the why to this.
It's a very interesting topic.
But a lot of times I, you know, you could ask that question for a lot of movies that are based
off of real people or things that have happened.
It's like, well, why now?
What's the motive?
There's a lot of people that don't like when projects are made about them, but people
make movies about them.
He 100% is obviously not on board with this.
Right.
Chris Hanson himself.
And Robert Pattinson's been asked about it.
He's like, oh, you know, like I hope he sees it, blah, blah, blah, like all these things.
But he didn't, like, officially sign off on it, which you don't have to.
We've seen this happen time and time again.
You know, let's make a, you know.
What?
You don't think I already am.
About what?
You.
and we don't have to have you sign off on it.
No, no, I just always think of.
I just think of the whole show.
Emily Bader.
Pam and Tommy.
We could do better.
We could do better.
Pam and Tommy, yes.
They did not.
Tommy was fine with it, but Pam was definitely not.
Yeah, so it's just like there's certain things that are very interesting, interested
to the viewer.
And the conversation around that show has always been so popular because he's just a figure
that even if you've never seen the show, you know who that guy is.
Like you've heard the name
You kind of know what the concept was
Oh
The director of this movie is the same one
He's doing the Nathan Fielder documentary
It's coming out
Lance Oppenheim
With the yeah it is
With the Elizabeth Holmes documentary
Which by the way is another trailer that
People are growing nuts
That's another one that I think just premiered
And people are saying like
Yeah people are losing their minds about that too
Yeah so I
This is
I'm look
I'm very intrigued to see the
movie and see what does this come out?
September 25th, I believe.
Yeah, pretty soon, I think.
Super soon. Yeah.
Yeah, I guess I'm just called.
Prime time. Prime time. I think I'm just wondering,
is he going to be painted in a good light? Is he going to be painted in a bad light?
Is he, is it going to be a nuanced conversation where it, because that's what this.
I think that's why the guy's trying to buy the ads before.
Right. I think that, and I think it is. Like, I think that there are many levels.
to it probably because...
But I saw people dissecting the trailer
and there's one moment where he kind of
like smirks while the guy's like begging
where it's like he's just... And then the second
he's out with the police, he looks over
at his producer being like, that was good, right?
Like he doesn't care... It's all about...
It's all like a show to him.
Right. He doesn't actually
care what happens after the fact.
He's like, are we going to get views?
Right, right. Yeah, because I guess
there was research done that a lot
of the terrible...
humans that were caught never ended up like getting arrested or prosecuted or anything like that.
I guess I mean, don't listen. Don't take my word for it. I was just reading about it this weekend.
Is that because if you catch them before they actually do anything, like how can you?
I don't know. I don't know all that. But it is interesting. And I just from a acting standpoint and from a performance looks like he's going to be great.
just from the trailer alone.
I'm interested in seeing it.
There are like four movies that he's great in.
The drama, the Odyssey.
Oh my God.
I forgot that the drama was this year.
Well, he has another one.
What other movie was he in this year?
And he's filming Batman right now.
Wow, I forgot the drama was this year.
Yeah.
There was one other.
He's going to be in Dune, Dune, yeah.
That's a crazy year.
A crazy lineup for him.
Wow.
Yeah, it's really been one thing after the next.
That's wild.
So, yeah, that'll be out September 2,
25th. You know, I'm really
excited for all the new TV shows and movies
that are right around the corner now that were
into September. Yeah, so much
good stuff. You know, like the summer it's slow with that.
But now we have so much around the corner
that I'm so excited about. I mean, I still got to
see The Odyssey. The Emmys are
tonight, by the way, which I feel like no one is talking about.
I thought they were last night. I went to turn it on.
And then I said, because everyone was posting stuff with the
Emmys yesterday. Why would they schedule the
not that it's like huge competition, but
dance with the stars. It's like Monday.
The day.
The answer to what starts tomorrow.
I thought it was a two night.
Tuesday, Wednesday.
Oh, Tuesday Wednesday.
Yeah.
No, so.
Monday night football.
Right, but it would be Sunday night.
Yeah, I guess.
Yeah, I mean, it's like, pick your poison.
You go against Sunday not football or Monday night football.
Right.
I wonder if it gets bigger ratings.
Probably Monday night, no.
For Monday or Sunday night.
I would think Sunday would, to be honest.
But I don't know.
I'm sure you can look that up.
Yeah.
Moving on, Dakota Johnson.
and Machine Gun Kelly were seen out.
Interesting pairing and at the same time,
like, what's the deal with everybody
just having access to Taylor's apartment?
You know, like, is it just an open-door policy?
Like, do they-
Did I miss that?
They were at Taylor's apartment?
Yeah.
What?
How did I miss that?
MGK?
Yes.
Come on, Taylor.
They, but it was like, it was like a pit stop.
They, like, stopped.
They were seen walking in or walking out.
that's crazy
Johnson and Kelly were also spotted
are also spotted stopping at Taylor Swift's Tribeca apartment
Wow
that was she were they having people over
I that's what I'm saying
I don't know it says in Photoshop by TMZ
Dakota MGK were photographed exiting and SUV
and heading into her Tribeca compound
it appears to have been a solo outing rather than a group hangout
as TMZ reported that Swift is currently out of town
imagine she's like hey you could just use my place
no like I kind of think that that's what like I kind of think people are just like
hey we can go to tailors if we need to right yeah like they don't have a place in New York
and they don't want to go to a hotel so they're like hey we can go and they're like and
this place is on lockdown you know right security exactly besides the fact that they were
caught going there yes yes I don't I'm not like thrown off by this couple I was more thrown
off about Dakota Johnson being seen with role model than I was with her being seen with
MGA really yeah
I don't know.
Something about MGK is just like,
what does the appeal there?
He's tall?
I don't know.
People love him.
People do love him.
And I will say, in terms of just like a setup,
Dakota, Taylor, their friends,
Travis is good friends with MGK.
Yeah, they're both from the whole Cleveland connection.
They're like good buddies.
So I kind of think that this feels like a setup to me.
So true.
This feels like a, hey, Dakota, like give him a,
chance.
Like you might be surprised, you know?
That is so true.
I did not think about the connection there between like the fact that
Travis and him are good friends.
What a double date.
And they were probably all at the wedding together.
So maybe they had a moment.
I could see a bunch of connections happening at that wedding.
For 100%.
So many people probably got to tell his numbers.
Maybe they went on little dates after.
I could see a lot of connections happening.
And you know what?
You probably had to go old school, like writing your number on an appkin.
Right, because they all couldn't have their phones.
Oh.
Oh, that's sweet.
With a little note.
Your number with a little note.
Oh, yeah, that's old school.
I like that.
I know, right?
Yeah.
I love that you're talking about as if like, we know that's what happened.
You're like, that's so cute that he did that.
I'm not talking about them specifically.
I just know for a fact at least one person in that vicinity wrote their number on a napkin.
And someone had to put it in their tux jacket.
I definitely think so.
I definitely think so.
Whether it's romantic or business.
Yeah.
Yes, even if it was a networking connection.
A little networking.
moment. Yeah, hell yeah. And then they got home. They said, oh, my God, I forgot I had that
napkin in my, they went and got a dry clean and they picked it up from the dry cleaner and the
dry cleaner said, oh my God, you had this in there. Then they remembered the number. Oh, my God,
whose number is that? It's a whole thing now. It's a whole thing. Moving on, Lady Gaga and her
fiance, Michael Pollock. Am I pronouncing that correctly?
Pollock, Pollock. They welcome their first baby, which is so sweet. Gaga's talked about how
she's always wanted to be a mother.
Did you say Michael Pollack?
I pre-I said that.
Michael Polansky.
Polans, sorry.
Sorry. My bad.
Talked about how she...
What's his name?
Michael Polanski.
A Polanski.
You know what it is?
The last name, Polanski.
It sounds problematic.
Well, because it is because of the director, Polanski from once a, you know, right?
Yeah.
Who is the director?
Isn't that Roman Polanski?
Yes.
Are they related?
I don't think I don't know for sure but
no
anyways
regardless this is nothing to do with Roland Plansky's still out there
no I then this doesn't have to do with him but
yeah it's nothing to do with him
congratulations to them that's awesome
I love that because I've seen a lot of people reposting
interviews
of her like being asked what what you know after this whole
the whole mayhem era for her
like what will be next and that she said
she'd really love to
really love to be a mom.
And so they made it happen,
which I'm very excited for
because she seems to be in a very great place
with her relationship.
There has been a few.
So it's like this one,
she feels settled enough to welcome a child
and become a mom.
And I love that.
And we get a little monster.
You see all the jokes?
Yeah, like, Gaga.
Gugu Guga.
It's going to be the fastest.
There's a lot.
I mean, we're all.
all little monsters.
Here's the thing.
She's just having her own little monster.
Congratulations to the first person who made that joke
because the first person who made that joke is out there.
We don't know exactly who it is.
You think they've just been sitting on it? They're like, if Lady Gaga
ever has a baby? Like, this is
what I'm right. This is what I'm tweeting. Right. It's the
pregnancy announcement.
Gougu Gaga baby is born.
Yeah. It's just, it writes itself.
But the first person who thought of it, congrats to
them. And congrats to
Lady Gaga and her
wonderful fiancé who does not have anything to do with Roman Polanski.
Yeah, yeah.
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I just felt it in my soul.
Like you started like kind of got it.
Right. Yeah.
Yeah.
You started galloping a little bit.
I liked it.
Uh, all right.
Mormon wives.
The first five episodes of this season are out.
I guess we're getting more.
Don't give it to us.
Don't let me,
let me look in the camera and talk about this.
End this show.
Put all of the women and their husbands into therapy.
And end this show.
They all.
need help. They all need help. And I mean that sincerely, genuinely, with the utmost love and care.
You cannot continue to film these people for show. You can't. You can't do it. They need severe help.
All of them. All of them need severe help. And I don't think I could watch. All of them? Most of them.
I'm throwing all of them into the mix. I'm sorry. I haven't watched one second of it. I got to be
honest. I'm just throwing them all in the mix that they've all have filmed together. So, unfortunately,
Unfortunately, some are obviously way worse than others, you know.
And we got Taylor Frankie Paul talking about online how she's made all these promises to herself.
She's not going to give herself to any other person until it's her person.
She's working on herself.
Yada, yada, yada, yada.
I don't know if I believe it because it is some of the most insane shit I've ever seen on television.
And we shouldn't be watching it.
We shouldn't.
These people need help.
That's it.
They need help.
Jen and Zach, they need help.
It's bad.
It's bad.
I can't believe she's having another baby.
I can't believe it.
It's so bad.
And I'm tired of tiptoeing around it all.
We can't continue to watch this show.
They cannot continue to be on a platform.
Like this is not healthy.
None of it is healthy.
None of it.
I got hair in my face.
I'm all jacked up.
It is so beyond.
I was just like watching it in the back.
And I'm like, I can't continue to watch this.
And I got to the fifth episode.
And honestly, you would think I would just like finish the fifth episode.
the last one, I said, I got to shut this off because I can't wrap my head around
around any of this. It is so mind-blowing. And they need to end the show. They need to end the show.
It makes a lot of sense why Whitney was like, this is my last season.
Whitney is looking like the most normal person to come out of all of this. Because, holy shit.
It was funny. I actually posted on my story that they need to end this show because they all need
help. And Jesse replied with a laughing face.
I was like, well, because that's what's tricky is like, I, and I do really like Jesse.
Like, there's a lot of them that I really like.
But when you put them all in a room together, it's just chaos.
And it's not about not liking them.
Like, I'm not sitting here being like, I don't like these girls.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm sitting here being like, they all need help.
And this is not a normal way to live your life.
Can I ask you a question?
Because I haven't watched it all yet.
And I will, but I just haven't had time this weekend to watch any of it.
My question is, if TFP were removed from the situation, do you think the show could continue?
That's a big question.
I can see an argument for that.
But that doesn't take away from the fact that I think Jen desperately needs help.
And so does that.
Like Taylor Frankie Paul is sitting there being like, yeah, I cheated on my fiance.
She got engaged to Doug.
It's talked about on the show.
Then she cheats on Doug with Dakota.
Then she doesn't tell her fiance that she cheated.
She tells the girl she cheated.
Then she's got this other mustache man that he's in the mex.
He comes over there in the bath together.
She tells him she cheated.
She's still engaged to Doug.
Then they're going to go on their happy couple.
She cancels that.
Why are you engaged to this man?
I don't understand.
None of it's okay.
And they're all laughing.
That's what drives me nuts.
And yes, I like Jesse.
I think Jesse is very sweet.
She's always been good to us.
But Taylor is telling them all of this, and Jesse is sitting there being like,
It's okay and laughing.
No, it's not okay.
It's not okay.
It's not okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think they've all like, I don't know.
I could see myself going nuts in this group too, though, with the way.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Like, I'm getting worked up even talking about it.
If this was my friend, I'd fucking go nuts too.
Yeah.
I think at this point they're so like not used to it.
But the chaos is so constant with her that, and there are kind of being, like, forced to interact with her because, like, they have to do it for the show.
So it's hard to even be like, I need to remove myself from this situation because you can't really.
So at a certain point, like, I don't know what their coping mechanisms probably all change.
It's like, well, we're going to have to just laugh this out because there's nothing.
Like, how many more times can we try and, like, have an intervention with her and try and try and get things to be, try and get things to be better?
I saw someone commented on, like, one of Macy's, maybe a TikTok.
or something. And they were just like, oh, we, you know, we never see your storylines. And she was like,
oh, you know, yeah, because I'm quote and quote, like, normal and like all these things or like don't
the, you know, like, they say that the drama to bring like that, that's that star power. And
then Tiller Frankie Paul wrote this whole thing that was like, if I, like, I'm the star regardless
if I have the drama or not, basically. Like, it was like, I, like, I have the star power.
like I have the it factor.
Like even if I don't have the drama, like the show,
this is like, the show revolves around me anyway.
I just like, it was a lot.
I can't deal.
I can't deal.
And they're telling her, like, as Taylor is telling them all of this that she did,
they're, you know, and she's like, you know,
everyone's going to hate me down there.
And they're like, no, Taylor, your fans are going to be like,
yes, cheat on him, dot, dot.
It's like, you're enabling her by telling her, like,
don't worry, your fans are going to love it.
Like, they're going to eat this up.
Like, none of it is normal.
and I think that I'm just tired of, like, not to be a lameo,
but I'm like kind of tired of giving it a platform and, like,
it's all about all these people's mental health and they got kids involved and all this shit.
It's like too serious, like, to play around with, in my opinion.
Like, these are just, you know, we love reality TV.
And so maybe it sounds hypocritical, but I feel like this is reality TV on a level where it's just darker.
Like, it's so much darker to me.
And there's, and I think part of it is that,
they're so young. Most of these women are younger than me. And that blows my mind. Like watching
Miranda. I get there. Or Michaela? I'm confusing all their names. Is Michaela?
Miranda's the one with Chase. Okay. Michaela. No. Right. Michaela who she's the one that is
dealing with her. She's having the flare-ups. Yes. Yes. Yes.
Michaela going on and on
about how she has a happy marriage
and da-da-da, happy life.
And I'm like, I don't know if I see that.
And you're 25 years old.
Like when I look at her and I'm like,
you're 25 years old.
I just think that they all need to figure.
They don't know who they are.
They don't know who they are.
And that is, I direct,
I mean, I guess,
I guess because of what they've grown up on
and their surroundings.
it's a direct cause and effect of that.
So, you know, you can't exactly,
I don't know if I blame them,
but I just wish that they could see
that they need to find themselves
and that there's more out there
and to get the help
because this is not a healthy living.
Well, you know, it's not good.
Isn't Jen, like, joining the new show?
Yes, and she shouldn't.
They're doing a whole other version of this show
and where are they doing it?
California?
I think it was California.
And here's the thing.
Like I'm not going to get into all the mechanics of like Mormonism and what they believe in their religion and all of that because everybody, you know, that's their thing.
They can do what they want with that and whatever.
But it's Orange County.
Yes, Orange County.
Like when it comes to the religion stuff, right, what Zach believes is not what I believe.
So, you know, when you're watching it, you get frustrated.
You're like, his thoughts are so, in our opinion, outdated.
Like, we look at this and we're just like, this is so, you know, whatever.
So you get frustrated watching the way that he thinks.
And then on the other side of that, Jen also doesn't agree with him.
But then she's like, he doesn't understand me.
So, like, you guys, like, are not compatible, you know, like, but yet you continue to have
children together.
So it's just, it's, it's frustrating.
It's a frustrating.
This show is supposed to come out in 2026.
I completely forgot about this cast, to be honest.
Bobby Altoff, Avery Woods, Aspen Ovar, like, I forgot that all of these people are going to be on this show.
I can't.
Mormon wives.
I got to be honest.
Orange County.
I'm exhausted.
I'm exhausted.
I give this show an F.
I, because I think it needs to end.
Like, I won't even grade it.
Like, I won't.
You know what?
Just put in green not available because.
it's got to end.
They can't go on like this.
Oh, give it an F.
All right.
Stand on business.
All right.
You're right.
I'll stand on business.
I'll give it an F.
Because I don't even find it
really entertaining.
Like I'm not like, oh, this is funny and entertaining.
Like, I think if you're laughing or entertained by this, it's like bizarre because
I'm just worried about them.
And I'm like, it's raising my, it's raising my blood pressure watching them being
worried for them, you know?
Yeah.
On the other side of that, I thought Earl Meets World was a fun watch.
Yeah.
I will give, you know, Earl Meets World more lighthearted breakups, da-da-da.
I mean, I guess, you know, not so light-hard to win the cheating and all that, but they got to figure it out.
Did you see the report that apparently, I don't know if it's how real it is, but Kim Kardashian's, like, mad that she's copying her.
Oh, yeah, like the OK Magazine keeps reporting.
That's fake shit.
Yeah, that's bullshit.
There's no way.
Earl Meets World, I will give a B-plus.
Very much enjoyed it.
Hope we got a second season.
This is a little light-hearted reality we're living in, you know?
There's not like all this, I don't know, dark shit.
Crew girl, crew girl on Netflix.
We're loving the sports, romance.
I don't even know how to describe what's going on here.
It's some of the worst acting I've ever seen, but I can't get enough.
Like, genuinely, obviously, I'm eating it up.
When I played the first episode, I'm like, holy shit, this acting is incredible and terrible at the same time.
I can't wait to watch this.
It's everything you kind of want in one of these cheesy Netflix shows.
If you're expecting off campus, you're not going to get that.
Okay?
I'm going to give it to you straight.
You're not going to get off campus.
You're going to get a cheesy-ass Netflix show that...
It has a pretty high round tomato score.
77?
Yeah, it's enjoyable.
It's a good show.
Like, I'm not...
You know what got renewed for a second season was the...
What's the one you loved with ice skating?
Yes, I know.
Trust me.
I'm waiting for their...
Trust me, I am waiting for the second season.
and left off on a major cliffhanger.
You got to watch that one.
If you don't watch that one, I'm going to be pissed.
It's so fucking good.
But wait till the winter for that because it's ice skating.
It's not a fall show.
Crew Girl, I will give a B.
Like, yeah, I'm eating it up.
I didn't finish yet, but I'm enjoying it,
and I'm excited to keep watching.
I have so much to watch.
How I Met Your Mother.
I am loving season four.
Loving Season 4.
I wish I could remember what's happening in each season I can't.
I think some of the funniest episodes have been season four.
And actually, can you Google that for me?
Can you Google?
Funniest season of how I met your mother ranked.
I would like to know where people fall because I have been eating up season four.
I can't believe Robin and Barney are dating.
This says season two is widely considered the funniest season.
All right, so this is just AI rankings when you Google that.
Season two is one.
season five is two, then season one.
Season four is ranked five.
All right.
Well, there's a lot of seasons.
I mean, I liked all of them.
I'm just saying like this one I'm really,
so if season five is ranked two,
I mean, God, I'm in for a treat.
I'm almost there.
I was also waiting for,
I was like, I was like, I don't want to spoil anything.
I was about to be like, so who's Robin dating at this point?
I can't believe Robin is dating fucking Barney.
Like, what?
I mean, I love a twist like this.
This is like when Joey dates Rachel.
Like you're like, this is not going to work.
obviously, but you eat it up, you know?
Yeah.
God, yeah.
I mean, I fucking love this show and I just know I'm going to be disappointed by the ending because there was an episode.
You're going to make it to the very end.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I got to get there.
You have to get to the end.
You have to get to the end.
You got to know.
I got to know.
That's the whole point.
They keep doing the thing where they're like, and this is how I met your mother, kids.
You wouldn't have been born if this didn't happen today.
And it's just him telling Stella to fuck off basically.
You're like, all right.
I thought I was going to meet the mom today.
Well, then when that happened, I was like, this is way too early for, because the whole episode in season four was like, and kids, this is, you wouldn't have been born. If this didn't happen today, da-da-da. So I'm like, they're going to show us who the mom is in season four. That's insane. That was just fucking Stella. Unless she's the mom. I'm not even going to look. I'm not even going to look. If Stella is the one he ends up with. No. Okay. All right. Cool. That would have pissed me off. That would, I would understand why people would get mad if Stella was the one he ended up with.
Okay, that's everything I watched.
I will give How I Met Your Mother and A, like, flying through.
Next Gen.
Next Gen gets a B plus for me.
This is a great season.
It was.
Season two, good.
I know we talked about it with Gia,
but they definitely hit their stride season two.
Way better than season one.
And I will be looking forward to continue watching these crazy kids.
and Real House House House in New York City, the first episode, premiered.
I'm interested. I'm interested.
There's already some online talks because Haley...
Chatter.
Because Haley, like, threw Erin under the bus and was like, I was bored.
Or Erin saw that Haley was talking about.
She was bored by her conversation.
And Erin was like, oh, you were bored about me talking about your daughter.
And then Haley was like, I didn't even know.
you had a daughter. I don't know. Haley seems nuts from what I've heard behind the scenes.
And, you know, whatever. I think, yeah, she seems nuts. But that makes for good reality TV.
So I will give this a B minus. I think it has room for growth. And I will continue watching.
And that's everything I watched.
I will give Next Gen NYC a B plus as well. Very enjoyable. Like, did really like, like,
this season,
finished all of Earlmates World as well.
Because we missed last weekend.
So I'm trying to figure out like things that I have watched and haven't
or that I watched from last week.
That's, yeah, so I finished that.
I give that, I'm going to give it a B.
Enjoyed it.
I think it will definitely be renewed.
And I think they only will like find their footing.
First season of reality show can be
Can be tricky for sure
I finished furious
I hadn't finished it
Oh my fucking God
What an ending
My Lord
Knocked my socks off
I gotta finish furious
Just when I thought like I kind of knew
What was happening
Seven and eight
You're just like wait
What's what's going on here
Like where what is the direction of the show going in
Which I love because I know they did renew it for a second season
And there's a lot
there's a lot they can work with
there's a lot of mystery
there's a lot of bad people
running around
and it's like
yeah it's just
I don't really want to spoil it
for people who haven't seen it
but there is like one thing
there's a couple of things
in the very end
where I was like
a little
if you on
don't spoil it
because we're still currently watching
no that's
I thought you said you finished
no no I'm saying
I didn't finish it
she hasn't we're currently watching
oh got it
no you got to finish it
because there are, you're like, ooh, second season could be going in a different direction.
Let's just say like, the people you, the people you think you've been rooting for, you're like,
uh-oh.
Oh, shit.
I kind of eat up a show like that.
Should I be rooting for them?
You know, it's one of those, which is really, I think is only going to get better.
That's an A.
Really fantastic.
Loved the end.
Like, 6, 7, 8, we're all so fucking good.
Flew through them.
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I believe there's two episodes of, I didn't, so there's Lioness and Lanterns are both Sunday
night. So I haven't watched Sunday nights, but like Labor Day weekends episodes I did watch.
And Lioness is just so fucking good. What a fantastic show. I just like, it always has me on
the edge of my seat. And this is a season where someone is, uh, where there's like a kidnapping,
you know, and you're just like every episode, you're like, when are they going to get to them?
and to see how it, see how it all ends.
So good.
I think there's maybe only,
I think maybe next weekend is the finale or close.
It's only, it's eight episodes.
So I think we're getting pretty close to it.
Lioness is amazing.
That's an A.
Lanterns,
the last episode I watched was like his,
Aaron Pierce's origin story.
Oh, you're a couple behind.
Episode in the past.
Is that two behind or one behind?
That's two behind, at least.
That was episode three, I think.
Okay, so two behind.
And what was last time?
I watched five last night, yeah.
Oh, shit, okay, so I do have two episodes to watch.
Well, I liked three a lot.
I know that there was a lot of discourse about three.
Oh, I liked three a lot.
I like three a lot.
I love like an origin story episode, and I like that they did it,
I like that they did it so early in the season,
because I think it just gave so much more context
to his character that will be.
be needed going forward. That episode was a, I'll say that was an A minus episode because I feel like
it's all kind of in that, in that A range. I still been watching Ted Lasso. I don't really know why.
Oh, we got to read Chad Powers. I was good. Sorry. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we will. We will.
We will talk about it after. Um, I'm not quite sure why, but I am. It's,
it just doesn't quite have the same sip, you know?
And which makes me sad because I really,
I like the whole premise of the season,
but I would catch myself like laughing out loud
the first couple seasons and this hasn't quite done that for me.
And I at this point,
I'm solely watching because if Roy and Keeley don't make it work,
I'll be very upset.
And I've said that a million times.
I might be a couple episodes behind now too,
but I think I'm fairly caught up.
And I have to watch new Roney.
I'm behind on some things.
Well, it can catch up on it this week.
But season two of Chad Powers is fantastic.
Season two of Chad Powers is, that's an A season for me.
I flew through it.
We both did.
It's like you're totally one night.
And I thought this season was so well written.
I thought it was so, like,
very multifaceted.
Like there's there,
it was a little bit of a,
almost a genre switch.
Like it got a little bit darker,
but it's still in a really funny way.
Like so many laugh out loud moments,
but the gist of it was still like a little bit darker.
But the acting superb,
everybody nailed it.
Everybody was great.
Script was fantastic.
Um,
I loved it.
I loved it.
I saw a bunch of TikToks and people talking about how Glenn Powell,
like,
really shines in these times.
in these types of roles
that he like is such a,
he has great comedic timing
and can really crush roles like this
and it just goes back to what he was saying to us
about like wanting to play a character like this
and to like do a show like this
because now that he has that quote unquote
like leading man
description about him
he like can always, you know,
he's like, ah, you know, playing these brooding leading man
It's like all very similar.
The fun is taken out of it a little bit.
And this, I feel like is such a fulfilling character for him
in just terms of getting to show how versatile he is.
I totally agree.
A for me as well,
I think this show is so funny.
It's so incredibly well written.
And I really do think that he is such a funny guy in real life
and as an actor that because of how handsome he is,
he kind of just can get typecast as like,
oh yeah, you could just play the leading, like, good looking guy in a movie or whatever.
but he's so much more than that.
Like he has so much personality.
And they were like,
we got to make you ugly to play you shine.
Right, right.
But like in a role like this,
you could see how good of an actor he really is.
Because in other roles,
maybe that doesn't,
I mean,
I always think he comes across as a good actor,
but you can see how incredible his comedic timing
is in a role where he literally has to be
a totally different person.
So major props to them on this.
If you haven't watched Chad Powers,
you got to watch.
I really think people are missing out
who haven't watched us,
and it's so bingeable.
I mean, the first two seasons are what, 12 episodes combined?
You can fly through it in two days and they're short episodes.
So definitely, definitely an A.
And they left on a major cliffhanger.
So I'm hoping we get that third and I would assume final season.
Yeah, they have always said that they saw this in three, in like a three act story.
I did see them saying that it could take a little bit just because Glenn's a busy fucking guy.
They're like, yo, it's hard to, it's hard to nail down a spot in Glenn's schedule.
Right.
But I think he loves doing this, so I'm sure that they will find the time to finish out this story.
For sure, for sure.
That's everything I watched.
Okay.
I don't have much honestly.
This is like across the past two weeks.
So I'm caught up on lanterns.
Overall, I'll give it an A minus.
There are like a couple episodes in the last few that I would have said like our A on their own.
But just a great show.
And the episode last night honestly felt like a, this isn't a spoiler, but it's a,
It felt like a season finale.
Like when it ended, I was like, oh, that's, that's it.
That's season one.
And then I'm like talking to one of my friends about it.
And they're like, no, there's still like three episodes left.
Like it felt.
So then I'm excited to see like where we're going now because it really felt like that was the end of a season almost.
But yeah, that's just an incredible show so far.
And Chad Powers, I'll give an A-minus.
I watched that all in one night, I think.
And yeah, just a fun show.
show and they were saying in the interview too but there are like mixed in a lot of like like
Steve Zahn really he's got he's a great actor put on some acting shops yeah you know like outside
daddy daycare they were all fantastic yeah uh yeah no I think it's definitely a good balance of
like funny and ridiculous but like there's some actually surprising heavy moments like you guys
were saying yeah um so yeah I'll get that an A minus and
Yeah, I'm excited to see where that goes.
And then I watched all of season two of The Gentleman with Theo James.
Back on Theo James.
Shailing Woodley's all past.
Shailing Woodley is probably watching the gentleman and be like, I got to go fuck this guy.
I mean, that's just an amazing, like, that's just a classic guy, Richie.
Did you guys ever see the movie, The Gentleman with Matthew McConaughey?
Yes.
Yes.
But you didn't see season one of this show.
No, but I really want to watch it.
It's really good.
Joe and I watched like half of season one and stopped.
Season two, I actually think is better and I enjoyed a lot more.
It's more, I saw people saying this too.
Like it's a little more on the action like serious side than like the funny side.
Now if I think about it, I actually, I got to go back and look.
I may have finished all of season one now than thinking about it.
By the way, I was watching episode one and I'm not like a Love Island.
person, but I'm like, why is that girl look so familiar, like, in the show?
And I'm like, is that that Love Island UK girl, the host?
And I'm like, oh, it is.
Maya JAMA or whatever?
Maya JAMA does have a role in this.
She's in the show.
I was like, am I just?
Yeah.
But, yeah, that's another show that I feel like was pretty easy to binge.
It's longer, but D.O. James is incredible.
Like, he would be my number one pick to be James Bond.
You would be your number one pick to fuck.
he's like not in the running he's not in the running which is insane apparently at least that's what like rumored I will say right now if Paul mescal or Jacob will already become Bonn I am boycotting James Bond I will not watch that Paul
I don't think I don't think it's going to be either of them I don't think their names have kind of dwindled to the bottom now too who is like the number one guy like someone was saying like I actually saw a report that said they picked someone like and they just haven't announced there's two guys they don't really know much about
is the Dickson
Jack Loden's one of them
Oh Jack Loden
He's in solo horrors
He's a good actor
Oh that's another one
I mean Calam Turner
Still in the running
I think
Another one that I will boycott
I will not fucking watch
Calum Turner
We cannot be casting people
Because they are attractive
Okay
Callum Turner has got nothing
I'm not ready
To knock down Calum Turner
Callum Turner has got no chops
Emily Radikowski
would say to you
that you know
It's sometimes you're too pretty
for the roles
No, no, James Bond needs to be pretty
But he need to have some charisma
Right. Calenturn's got no charisma
That's crazy. No, Calenturn's got nothing.
I actually think that that would be a perfect role for him
Because I don't think he plays Americans very well
So like go the opposite.
I saw some of those...
Some of the scenes that I was seeing from that movie that he did with Monica.
But he's doing, he's talking in an American accent.
what if he was talking
in his...
He's just got nothing.
He does nothing for me.
I gotta be honest,
I'm not like the biggest Callum Turner
I don't think he's a good actor.
I will say it.
But I don't...
I've literally only seen him
in that movie and eternity.
And I thought he was great.
I don't think...
I thought he was great in eternity.
Eternal.
Eternal.
Eternal.
Eternal was canceled.
I don't think he was getting eternity.
I'll say that.
I thought Miles Taylor was like
running the laps around him
in that movie.
Well, I think,
I do think Miles Teller was
a bit better than him in that movie, but I think they had different roles.
I think he's...
Assume me, I like Callum Turner and Master of the Air Turner.
Until he started dating Dulepa, like,
now he's just getting all these roles because he's with Duelipa.
That's my hot take, right?
I think he...
Such a hater.
I think he was getting roles before.
Paul Bessco, like, I've seen stuff.
Like, he can act.
Like, I don't think he'd be a good James Bond.
Paul Musco is like an incredible actor.
Jacob Lurdy can also act like, I think he's overrated.
I don't think he's amazing, but he can also act.
Callum Turner to me is a zero.
What if Austin Butler became?
I think Austin Butler would be better than all three of those guys.
Have you seen what Austin Butler looks like right now?
Yeah, he's fucking yoked.
Like, whoa!
Yeah, I've seen it.
I've seen because whatever movie is him, Camilla Moroni, and what is it, Michael B. Jordan?
Yeah, he's getting...
I mean, everyone's pussy's going to explode.
No, sorry.
I just wanted to say something to throw you guys off.
I'm sorry.
No, his art...
I saw him get into a pop.
picture from getting into a car. I was like,
what the fuck? He might as well pick, he might as well pick the car
up. Like, they were looking jacked.
I thought that was crazy. And by the way,
that Ridley Scott Jacob-Balori movie got
fucking pinned. Yeah. I think we could
all see that coming. Yeah, yeah, I know
that. That did see it going in that
direction. Yikes.
Yeah, so, I don't know, but they got to
pick a fucking James Bond already. Like, it's
no, it's been years. It's like, come on.
Just pick somebody. Right. Really.
genuinely, how have they not
decided? That's why it's like, if it's drawn to
this long and then we get Callum Turner
like I swear to God like
The way in which Callum Turner's name was said
with such disdain
Calum Turner?
Sounds like somebody just wants to be married
to Duleepa. No, that's
not what it is like I'm happy
for them. They seem like they're really happy together
but I'm just speaking strictly from an
acting perspective like
he is like an industry plant
he is like the Stella Lefty of acting.
Wow. He's got
yeah sorry. Sorry to go in on him
but he hot takes
I don't even think it's like
Is anyone like wow
Calam Turner like
What a what a performance
No I think he's like pretty liked though
Like like in real life yeah
All right anyways
What else is on your list
Uh
Was that that was it
That was it
All right
Oh checks notes
Yeah yeah
Yeah that was it
All right we can end on that note
Just wanted to get that fire take off
And listen hey
I appreciate a hot take like that.
I don't even think it's that hot, to be honest.
I don't know.
I think people are scared to say because they're like Duelipa fans.
Right, right, right.
Yeah, well, we'll see.
We'll see when this episode comes out and see if people agree.
I would love to know people's thoughts.
Yeah, we'll see.
All right, that wraps up the weekly Woutts Report.
And that wraps up today's episode of Chicks in the Office.
Thank you so much for watching and listening.
We love you guys so much.
We'll talk to you on Wednesday.
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Two chicks getting paid in reality checks.
You can find them at the gym.
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They're always on your screen.
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