Chicks in the Office - Selena's New Album, Justin's Health Update + Celeb Conspiracy Corner

Episode Date: January 13, 2020

CITO Merch > http://bit.ly/citomerch. Ria's thoughts on 'The Circle' + our 'You' season 2 review (spoilers) [1:18-11:44].  Justin Bieber reveals lyme disease diagnosis (15:18-23:08). Rob Kardashian is battling for custody of Dream due to Blac Chyna's behavior (23:28-28:36). Kim Kardashian's kitchen clap back (31:09-38:46). Track by track review of Selena Gomez's new album 'Rare' (39:11-1:04:54). Halsey's new song/video 'You Should Be Sad' (1:05:37-1:14:17). Jake Owen wrote a song about Hannah Brown and Pilot Pete (1:16:45-1:23:17). Madison from The Bachelor was caught commenting on her own IG post from burner (1:23:53-1:27:26). Celeb Conspiracy Corner: Katy Perry is JonBenét Ramsey (1:27:51-1:39:59). Follow us on Instagram @chicksintheoffice and on Twitter @chicksintheoff + subscribe to our Snapchat show > http://bit.ly/thegroupchat & our YouTube > http://bit.ly/CITOYOUTUBE.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/chicks-in-the-office

Hey, Chicks in the Office listeners. You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. This is... What's up, everyone? It's Chicks in the Office with Ria and Fran, giving you that Friday energy on a Monday. It's the first Monday of 2020 where we're putting out an episode, right? No?

No. We had one come out last week. Oh, never mind. Oh, never mind. Never mind. It's the second Monday in 2020. Still just as important. Just as important.

Yeah. It's the second Monday in 2020 where we're giving you a podcast. We're pumped up. Not really much going on besides. It's been a long week. I think everybody feels that way. Because it's like everybody's first week back at work, full week. Maybe if you're in school still, you're back at school.

or a lot of people aren't even back at school yet. That must be nice. I know. I feel like in college you don't go back to school until the middle of January or the end of January. Sometimes, yeah. So these people are just chilling. If you're back at work like us, it's probably been a long week. You're tired.

Slip a monster energy in there. Like we said, they're not the presenting sponsor, but we still love them. So maybe you just drink a little monster energy, get your day going. We've been getting a lot of DMs about this new show on Netflix. And we've also been talking about how there's a lot of TV back, a lot of reality TV, just TV in general to January. This is when it begins. There's a new show on Netflix called The Circle. And people have been DMing us, Fran, like, we need to watch. It's right up our alley. Yeah. This, that, whatever. The trailer freaked me out. I haven't watched it. You've watched it,

but the trailer, I was like, I don't like this. Yeah. So the trailer freaked me out as well. But last night, I was so bored. I had nothing to watch. I don't know. I just couldn't find something to watch it. I really wanted to watch. You ever get in that mood? You're like, I don't want to watch this. Very true. I've finished, oh, you know what we can also talk? It was my God, so much TV. I did finish season two of you, but let's talk about that after the circle. Okay.

Well, yeah, so like I was saying, I couldn't find something to watch. So I put on the circle and within five minutes I was all in. I don't know why. It captivated me. It's stupid, but it's good. It's cringe-worthy, but funny at the same time. So basically, it's called the Circle. They're in this apartment building.

It's kind of odd. They each have their own apartment. So they're never meeting with each other unless certain circumstances, which I'll get to. They're never meeting with each other. They create their own profiles in their homes on this TV, like the circle speaks to you. You pick one profile picture. You put your age, your relationship status, and then a little bio about yourself. There's eight players.

Some are catfishing people. Like one guy is pretending to be this girl, Rebecca, who's actually his girlfriend in real life. Yeah. So she's like, go win. And then what makes like they can just decide like if they want to be somebody else? I guess. I guess this was a screening before the show. It was like if you want to be you or if you want a catfish.

You do you. They're never going to see you besides your profile. And the game is basically becoming the most popular out of everyone. So there's eight people the first day. They rank everyone based on their profiles. They chat a little bit with the people. So you can decide if they like them, if they like their personality. If you think they're being catfishy, you know.

because you can kind of tell when somebody's talking weird. They play a question game. So the answer questions, for instance, they did, is it acceptable to pee in the shower? Some people agreed. Some people disagreed. They thought that the one girl who agreed was catfishing because they're like, what girl pee's in the shower?

Right, right. She's not a catfish. Yes, it really is a girl. And then the first day, they ranked all eight people. And then the top two with it. Do you pee in the shower? No, I don't. I get out.

But I don't judge people who do pee in the shower. I do sometimes. Yeah, I totally think that's fair. I totally think that's fair. Okay, I just wanted to clear it up between us. Just for me, I get like skewed out a little bit. I normally do pee before I get in the shower, but sometimes, like, sometimes I don't realize and I'm tired I get into the shower and then the hot water makes me feel like I have to pee.

Yeah, it just happens. Oh, I have before. Yeah, I just feel like there's never. Not a chronic period in the shower because I don't feel like I have to pee often in the shower. Like you said, you usually go before. I usually go before. I don't think it's a problem. But people were judging the fuck out of this girl, which I was like, why are you judging her so hard?

If you really have to pee in the shower. Right. It's actually your own shower. It's actually cleaner for you to be in the shower because you're going to be more clean than just taking a toilet paper and wiping yourself. It's way more clean. Anyways. Yeah, so that's really the point of the show. Just social media, just winning social media while they're all in these apartments.

Like just creating the most popular page, most likable person. Most Like most likable page. Like basically if you could get like the most, who can get like the most followers. Right. But they're not. The weird thing is they're not doing followers. It's just based on the other people. Right.

Right. Does that person like you? Interesting. What's the, and not all the episodes are out. There's like an, or does, or are they? I think it comes out twice a week. And I think there's at least eight episodes out. I'm not really sure how many are out.

Watch the first two. I'm definitely going to keep watching it because now I need to know. Yeah. Who turns out to be the most likable. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I think you should, I think you would actually really be into it.

I do have to, I do have to watch something else because I, this is actually, it's so insane. But obviously there are new, like new shows have come out this week, but there are shows that are once week. You know, it's like they're on regular television. And I finished binge it. I finished you, the second season of you. I have been watching the first season of Love Island, Australia, just because I, I've just learned that I need to like constantly be watching some kind of love. Island programming. Yeah, just to fill the void.

Yeah, so I'm halfway through that before Love Island starts in the UK, which they've been releasing all like the cast members and whatever. It would be interesting. We'll see what happens. But I do need something new to like kind of binge. So maybe. The circle. Maybe that'll maybe that'll be it.

I really did not like the second season of you. Okay. Here's a warning. if you have not watched the second season. Yeah, don't do it again for people. Yeah, don't do it again, for you. We are going to talk about the second season of you.

Yeah. So don't listen if you have not finished. Skip this part. Do not listen. Skip at least 10 minutes ahead. Beep, beep, beep, beep. Okay, let's begin. The second season of you, I thought was, really.

So I thought the second season was better than the first. I don't know why. felt more um i agree because i thought the girl was better oh she i hate i like i like the girl i mean i guess because she's like i don't know i thought she was just more annoying i thought she was definitely more annoying but i don't know why it was something about maybe because it was like sunny california yeah but it was also kind of dark at the same time uh i liked it i liked it better than the first one i thought it was i thought the first one was way darker even though this one was still really fucked up yes it was just fucked up i just i just i just i just i just

I don't know, I guess the first season was just a little bit more simple for me, which I liked. Like there were so many different storylines in the second season that I was almost annoyed because like every, every storyline was like a half-ass storyline. Like I kind of got sort of bored with the Henderson stuff. Hendy. And then it got to like the last like four episodes were crazy. So like I went through those so fast. But the beginning I was like, what's really going on here?

And then, but after I finished. finished, I was just sitting. I was like, this is, it's, I know it's TV, but it's just like, it's so preposterous. Like, first of all, if Henderson is this big star that everybody says he is, like, was anybody working on his murder case? The cops didn't seem to care. Like, nobody really cared. They're like, oh, it's a murder, but like, nobody's trying to solve his murder. There were so many blatant, ginormous plot holes that I was like, all right, this is just so ridiculous. Yeah, I agree that there were some plot holes. I think that it was very well. weird that they didn't figure out who killed him, but I feel like it's something that's

going to happen in the third season. I don't know. I hope so because that was part I was confused. But I did really hate when Delilah was killed. I don't know why there was, even though Delilah was really annoying, I still kind of liked her because the other characters in the show were more annoying than she was. So I was pissed when she died. I was like, what the fuck?

Why is every character dying? But the next season, I guess He's gonna be in love with the girl next door And he's gonna maybe cheat Who's married? He's with love. They have a baby But they're both murderers That's what I... This is, I'm like, you're telling me this guy moved L.A. and fell in love

With somebody who's also a murderer? Well, I think, you know, it is TV And it would be kind of repetitive If it was just another love finds out He kills love, he moves on. Then what? Oh, every season he's just gonna move on. Perfect girl and then he still doesn't want her. So now like, why are we still watching?

Like, season three. Because season three, I feel like he's probably going to cheat on love. But the whole thing, it's so psychological because he, yeah, because he did think he found the perfect girl. But for him, the perfect girl is perfect. Like that they're untouched, like that they're pure and good. That's what he falls in love with. Now that he finds out that love is also a murderer, he doesn't like that.

Like, he doesn't want to be with another murderer. He wants to be with somebody who's not a murderer. I love when he was like, are you crazy to love? And I'm like, what is going on? You're the crazy one. When she just fucking killed Candice out of nowhere, I was so mad. I was so mad. But that's what I'm saying.

She killed Candice. She puts Candice in the trunk of her car. Where the hell did Candice go? Did she clean up? There was probably a giant pool of blood in the storage unit. Like Delilah, we left Delilah in the box. There was no like wrap up of where did Delilah go. who did that?

Like, they're just like, oh, the quins have money. They can, like, cover up everything. And that was it. Yeah, I guess when you point out all those things, but I still liked it better. Even though I liked the first season, I still think I liked this season better.

And I think, I think you tweeted it. That you're like, this show that has been good that you keep watching, but you literally hate every single person on the show. Yeah, that's like you hate every character. I hated every character besides slightly dull. Yeah. Like, I don't know why it kind of had a story. soft spot for her just because I felt bad for her. I didn't hate Ellie either. And Ellie, of course,

I keep forgetting Ellie because she's, she's younger. But yeah, I hated every character. But somebody, yeah, Ellie, he just paid Ellie off. He's like, get out of here. He literally just gave money to a 15-year-old and was like, get on a train and then just keep taking trains. It was what? No guidance, no, like it was, which I'm guessing, because there will be a season three, a lot of, I'm hoping a lot of those questions will will be answered. Because they, they, The whole point of the show is, like, leave you on a cliffhanger, right? So I feel like they had to kind of leave you on an insane cliffhanger for this season. But I was just blown away.

Yeah. One more thing to say, RIP 40. Oh, they did 40. So dirty. So dirty. So dirty. He deserved to live. Although he was really annoying at times.

And he was struggling. It was kind of funny sometimes. Yeah, he was funny. He was annoying. RIP. I know. Let's get into the topics for today's show. Justin Bieber reveals that he has Lyme disease.

Rob Kardashian is fighting for custody of dream from Black China. Kim Kardashian has to defend her kitchen to the haters online who thought that she didn't have multiple refrigerators. Selena Gomez finally released her new album called Rare. Halsey put out a new song and new music video. Jake Owen released a disc track about Alabama Hannah, the one and only Hannah from The Bachelorette. And we talk a little bit about some girls from The Bachelor who may have burner accounts and, of course, the Celebrity Conspiracy Corner. So let's get into it, starting off with Justin Bieber.

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The documentary drops January 27th and it'll discuss the scary symptoms he's had to endure in 2019. He says during much of the year his condition went undiagnosed and doctors struggled to figure out what exactly was wrong. TMZ was told that they don't know how he got the disease, you know, Lyme disease you get from a tick bite. And there's been all these pictures of him last year, you know, looking upset or sad. And the picture that really got everybody talking was where he was leaving a Beverly Hills medical building with an IV in his arm. And everybody was kind of like what's going on. I thought it was a vitamin drip, but it was actually to treat the Lyme disease. and doctors gave him a pharmacy full of medicine to combat his ailment before they properly

diagnosed it, which one of them caused his skin to break out badly, apparently. Also checks out. They tried a lot of things before they realized that it was Lyme disease, I guess. And then what's good is they have gotten a diagnosis. He does know what's going on. It seems like they have gotten it under control. He feels healthy enough to go on this massive tour. and everything. But once TMZ posts about it, he then posted about himself. Right. So then he posted

on his Instagram. Well, I like how he was promoting that he was talking about it on his Instagram. On Twitter, he was like, talking about this on my Instagram now. Yep. I think he went on live yesterday, too. But then he had put up on Instagram the TMZ article and picture. And he wrote, while a lot of people kept saying Justin Bieber looks like shit on meth, et cetera, they failed to realize I've been recently diagnosed with Lyme disease. Not only that, but had a serious case of chronic mono, which affected my skin, brain function, energy, and overall health. These things will be explained further in a docu-series I'm putting on YouTube shortly. You can learn all that I've been battling and overcoming. It's been a rough couple of years, but getting the right treatment that will help treat this so far

in curable disease, and I will be back and better than ever, no cap. So obviously we'll get more details when the documentary comes out. But this does explain a lot. And it is crazy because, you know, like, obviously you see celebrities getting sick and whatnot or if they have to cancel stops on their tour for getting sick. But I'm surprised that it really doesn't happen more often. Like that these young kids who are on tour and like traveling so much, they're constantly on airplanes, meeting people.

touching people, you know, all this, all this, all these things that they don't get like more sex. Obviously, he didn't get Lyme disease from somebody else. That's, that's a different thing. But mono, but yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, to be dealing with chronic mono is, is awful. Where do you get that mono from? Is awful. Mono is absolutely terrible. Mono sucks so much. So getting that and then dealing with the effects of that for who knows how long on top of realizing that he was also battling Lyme disease. So it's, it's, I mean, I feel for him. That is, that is hard.

And, you know, other celebrities have come out, uh, to support him. Ava Levine has been battling Lyme disease as well as I, you know, apparently they're saying that Gigi Adid has, they had the support of the deed family because, you know, Yolanda also had, you know, Yeah, he said Yolanda and Bella with Lyme. I think Bella did too. Yeah. Yeah.

So it is, it is tough. And like they said, it is a disease that so far does not have a cure. So it's something that you have to live with and monitor and treat. So I just, as long as his people and they think that he is okay enough to continue to do what he wants to do. That's great. Yeah. Yeah. I am happy for Justin Bieber.

I feel bad for Justin Bieber. I feel very emotion, like all these emotions towards him. because I'm happy that he's getting back into the swing of things, music, docu-series, all that. But it must be really hard when you're dealing with all of this, a lot of sickness, it's a lot of pressure on you, not feeling yourself at all. Who wants to work when they're sick? Nobody. So I can't even imagine having mono and Lyme disease. Lyme disease sucks.

Not realizing what's wrong with you. You're dealing with depression. You don't know why. You don't know why you feel this way. Right. So many other things that come into it. So I hope that people lay off at Justin Bieber because they were shitting on him yesterday as well. Yeah. And Haley Bieber then went on Twitter and was like, people just need to educate themselves because they downplay how severe Lyme disease is. Right. Because it's not very often where you hear this person got Lyme disease and you don't hear the bad side effects.

You just, oh, it's something they live with and whatever. I yes 100% because it's one of those things that um like you said like you you you live with it it also varies from person to person so much like depends on when you catch it when you are when you're actually able to diagnose it what kind of treatment you get because if you if you get if it is diagnosed quickly it can be easier to manage if you go months without knowing that you have it it can get really really bad like you'll like you'll like you'll like Landa dealt with that or she felt like her brain function was, was depleting, her memory was really bad. It was like, so things like that is, is really scary.

My dad, when I was younger, got bit by a tick and got Lyme disease. But he had like a weird combination of Lyme disease and something else that literally no doctor could diagnose. It took him so long to finally get a diagnosis. but he was like he if you ask him now he probably said he thought he was like going to die because he had no idea they had no idea what the hell was wrong with him right um and finally they he was able to get to a doctor who actually figured out what what it was and what the combination was but it it is really scary and like i've had friends uh that have grown up in my town that have gotten it who it is absolutely like destroyed their lives destroyed haven't been able to finish school

having, like, it's just It's terrible. It's really crazy. And like you said, Haley had to defend people because Twitter trolls are like, well, it's not like Selena Gomez

who has lupus. Like, what? Yeah. They both have horrible and curable diseases. Like, why, do we have to compare them? Right. Like, oh, sorry, it's not lupus. What are we doing here?

Freaking psychos. Yeah, it is crazy. I was going to say something and I forgot. Well, anyways, I hope that Justin Bieber Steve's getting healthy. The tour is going to be a lot for him, I think. It's going to be a lot to handle. I hope he has a doctor on. Yeah, like travel with the doctor. The doctor needs to travel everywhere with him.

Yeah, exactly. That's what it comes down to. Exactly. Oh, man. Yeah. So, like you said, I hope he is okay. And I'm sure we'll find out more once the documentary drops. Rob Kardashian has filed for primary custody of of Dream from Black China. TMZ first reported this, that he wants primary custody, that Black China is an endangerment to their child. The document said that China regularly parties

hard in her house with Dream present and invites strangers over to join her. Rob says he's drunk all the time. A former employee alleges she spends $600 on alcohol almost daily and can down an entire bottle of Hennessy. She's been accused of snorting cane and making violent threats to people in their home, getting physical, throwing objects. One alleged incident includes her curling sharp objects at her hairdresser.

And then this is really the icing on the cake. Rob says that Dream has started naked twerking and acting out sexual positions that she said her mom taught her. Disgraceful. Not shocking at all, by the way, because we've seen Black China's past. We've seen what she's done. We were hoping that this was going to be a good co-parenting situation for Black China and Rob Kardashian. From what Kendall Jenner said, Rob Kardashian is the best parent out of all of them. And it seems like he has to be because Black China is clearly not being a good mother. You cannot have your child around Black China drinking, doing Coke, practicing sex positions in front of your baby.

That just is not allowed. They got to call child services. Yeah. It is, it's getting really bad, it seems like. And then, you know, once again, you get into these kind of feuds between lawyers and statements and this, that. Now obviously it's going to go to court. These things are public. It's going to be very, very messy.

Even Chloe is cited in this document also saying that she's noticed behavioral changes. in Dream during play dates with their cousins. Chloe says when Dream first gets back from being with China, she's more in defense mode and is decidedly more aggressive. Rob wants China to submit to drug and alcohol testing no less than 30 minutes before each visit with Dream. He also asked that the supervising nanny be granted the authority to immediately end the visit if there's any violence in front of their daughter.

Now, Black China's lawyer put out a statement, obviously, saying, so Rob Kardashian, who has posted illegal revenge porn against China, wants to take custody of China's beautiful daughter dream away from her hands-on, extremely loving mother. And Chloe Kardashian wants to take her niece dream away from her loving mother, China. Oh, please. Lin Siani, this is her lawyer. China will vigorously contest this latest despicable attempt

to take away her daughter in a court of law, where she will keep prevailing against her ex-fiancee, Rob, and the other malicious and vindictive members of his family. Oh, boy. I got a side with Kardashians on this one. And it's not even close. I'm with you on that also. I'm totally with you on that.

I just, I don't think, uh, like you just don't, like, where is this stuff coming from? It's coming from somebody. It's coming from black China. Right. I'll tell you who it's coming from, the sex positions. Yeah. What?

Like, you can't just. You can't just. You can't just. 100% coming from black china. Yeah, yeah. Imagine being a mother and just twerking and throwing it back in front of your little baby. What goes on in these people's brains? I don't know.

It is really, it is really crazy. And if these, it's sick. It is sick. It's honestly kind of sick. Yeah. I'm not laughing because it's funny. I'm laughing at it. It's disturbing it is.

No, it totally is. and it's time that we get some Kardashian authority involved. Chris Jenner. We're talking about Christianer. Step in, remove the child from Black China's facilities and never allow her to go back. I have, there is like the tiny little bit

in the back of my head being like, well, you know, the Karascians have really tried to do everything to shut down Black China. Do you want the TV show, this, that, and the other thing. They don't want anything to do with her. So, you know, there is that little part that I'm like, maybe there, maybe there is some part of this that is just trying to just trying to push Black China completely out of the family, make sure she's not involved at all. But I like the lawyers that they call them vindictive.

I don't think that they're that vindictive, you know. I don't think they are. I don't think they would purposely pull a child from their mom just because they don't like her. No, I think that they're probably just looking out for her. Let's be real. You can call them vindictive just because you don't like the fact that they're calling you out on your bullshit. Yeah. Yep. Agreed. It caused a.m. O-U-S-E-G-L-A-M up in the sky. So Kim Kardashian posted a picture on Instagram with her fridge in the background. You could see just milk, just water. It caused a whole stir on the internet where Kim Kardashian had to show everyone her kitchen, her mom. many refrigerators and even her chef. But not all of us can have a personal chef. Sometimes we just

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has milk and water in it and people freaked out and they were like, what do you even feed your kids? Do you even eat? You know, the whole thing. And then she just dunked on everybody. Dumped on everyone. Noah, can you play these Instagram stories? Like, it was just, it was so hilarious because they're like, look at your empty fridge. Like, and she's like, oh, really? I'm rich as hell. You want to see my, like, do you want me to brag about my kitchen? I'll do it. Like, we all just asked her to brag about her kitchen. It made me feel like such shit. I was like, where the fuck is my chef? Oh, my God. She's like a full...

Runs out of the camera. It was like a full industrial kitchen, walk in fridge. Every, like the pantry was so. organized everything in glass containers, multiple freezers. Oh, full restaurant. They could serve, who knows how many people with all this stuff. It was just insane that like she would be getting shit on if she did this kind of on her own. Like, hey guys, look at my, look at my kitchen. But because everyone just totally roasted her for thinking that she had one fridge that

was empty, she had to show everybody. Who, that's what I want to know. The people that were dumb enough to think that Kim Kardashian only had one fridge. Even I have two bridges. Yeah. She doesn't have one fridge. Like if you have... I feel like maybe this is not just a Long Island thing, but you have the fridge in your kitchen.

And then you have the fridge in the garage. Yes, yes. It's 100% yes. And it's... And I laugh too because I don't know why anybody would think that she doesn't have a fridge like just for milk and water, right? Like it makes sense. Like when I first saw that picture, I was like, oh, that's... This is their weird, minimalistic organization.

Like, Kim's house is weird. Very weird. Kim and Connie's house is weird already. So I just assume their phrase would be weird as hell too. I need a full house tour. Yeah, I know. I need a full house tour from them. I'm sure like an architectural digest would be dying to get in there and just take

pictures of everything. You know you can just go to Kim Kardashian's Instagram, right? I know, but for some reason, won't play the audio off her Instagram story on my computer. Oh. I'm trying to figure it out. That's unfortunate. That is unfortunate. Um, yeah. Well, I can play it.

She was, she was pretty... I can play it right now. It'll just, there will be like a little gap in between each one. If that's okay. Well, well, yeah, that would be a pause in between the story. I'll play it. Okay. Since the inside of my fridge is so baffling and I saw all these news reports, I'm going to give you guys a tour of my fridge. So you'll come into my pantry.

Where all the glass containers were. So it's all like glass jars. The frozen yogurt machine. And then all my sprinkles and stuff from my frozen yogurt. So many sprinkles. So you come in the pantry. All there is is the frozen yogurt machine. And it's all the little snacks, my freezer.

And then I got rid of all plastic bottles. So I just have this right now. This is just my drink fridge. All my kids. use a different kind of milk, you guys. My fresh juice is fresh water. That's all that's in this fridge. However, let me show you some.

Why would you not think that she would just have a drinks fridge? Come on, people. This is the kitchen where it all happens. Say hi, Marina. And, guys, I have walk in. Diverigerator. There is.

Just imagine fresh produce everywhere. organic produce. We are building on the property, all organic trees to grow our own vegetables and do our own stuff. So they're growing their own vegetables. All of our meals. She's plant base. You guys know I eat plant base now. So all of our stuff is in here.

So it did look like an empty refrigerator. That you can cut it there because the rest, she had another panchrist. in another freezer. Another pantry is chef cooking tacos. Yeah. I really wanted tacos. She did say that, you know, she is plant-based. And, I mean, why the hell would, like, wouldn't you be, right?

Like, if I had a chef who's probably top-notch, top-notch, chef. You're not getting better than that chef. Exactly. And if I wanted to be like, you know what, I really want to have a plant-based diet, I think it's going to be best for my health or the environment, whatever, whatever reason you choose to become vegan. if you just have some awesome chef who can cook you like amazing vegan meals every night fantastic her plate look delicious having a chef makes everything so much easier diets yeah like anything oh you want to go gluten-free your your chef's going to figure it out for you you don't

have to do any work you're just being fed i just i really can't believe that people thought that she wouldn't have more uh kitchen space that there wouldn't be like other like yes That's her drink fridge. And then there's probably another fridge and another fridge and there's the walk-in fridge and there's this fridge. And then just because everybody gave her shit, she was able to dunk on all of us with all of her rich people kitchen things. Yeah, it was like her bathroom with her flat sinks. Yep. Of course.

And this is just another case of the internet being dumb. Yeah. Just got to know that Kim would have a fridge strictly for drinks. I mean, that was, she had one that was just. water. And it was basically empty. There was like some glass containers of water, some box water, and some pariet cans. And then the other fridge was the juice and the milk. Like, there were two completely separate fridges. Yeah, I was going to say, do you think they're allowed to drink anything but water and milk? No, probably. I'm sure juice is, oh, oh. Do you think soda is a

thing? I don't think soda is definitely not allowed. You don't think the Kardashian stablin soda ever? I doubt it. I actually get, you know, maybe some. Sometimes, but I doubt they keep it in their own house. Chloe's fridge, she's had some, though, I feel like. When we've seen Chloe's fridge and it's all like color coordinated and organized crazy because she's so organized like that, I feel like I've definitely seen soda in there before. But Kim's crazy fridge, everybody was freaking out about it. But there you have it, just multiple, multiple fridges.

Yeah, thank you, Kim Kardashian. Yep. For clearing that up. There was something else that I wanted to say about her kitchen. And now I forget. Oh, her house must be, her electric bill must be out of this world. Yeah, but it doesn't matter. No, it does.

You know what I mean? It does not matter. It does not matter because, like I said, if you're rich, you can have stuff like that. But I'm just thinking like, so all those, the amount of electricity that house uses. I just want to know. I just want to know the number. Oh, my, so many fridges and freezers plugged in. Yeah, but I feel like, see, it doesn't cross my mind because I'm not worrying about it.

And even if I did live there, I wouldn't be worrying about it. Well, she's not worried about it. Exactly. Nobody's worrying about it. At that house, definitely not. Definitely not. Not a worry in the world. They found love one summer. A little too wild for each other.

Shiny till it wasn't. Feels good till it doesn't. It was the first real lover. His tooth till you had another. Oh, girl, but she found out. Trust little's not way down. Of course she was a son. But no, she's glad she dodged a bullet.

I look at the tears, but look at her now. What you go. Selena Gomez's new album, she put out her new album called Rare. And I haven't listened to the whole thing. I've heard a few songs. I think we should play some of them. We can definitely do that. I listen to the whole thing.

I will tell you my first initial kind of like gut reaction was, okay. Like it wasn't, wasn't, Did knock me out of the, didn't knock it out of the park, didn't knock me out of the water. But catchy, too. They all kind of sound the same. And I like that, this is the first song in the album. It's called Rare.

And she put a music video out today for it, which is very, she looks very beautiful. But it's, it's a journey. Like, you, it's a, it's a, it's really the main point. It's a big, like, like, lyrical. journey, I would say. She's telling a long story through her songs. Yeah. Yeah, I don't think that it's

my cup of tea, although I've liked a lot of Selena Gomez's songs in the past. None have really jumped out to me, the ones I've heard. Right. I didn't listen to the whole album. It has a little bit of a Taylor's Sweat-5, but kind of sounds the same every song. Yeah, and we'll play some of them so you can tell, but the

I don't know, like, there have been some stand-out, smash. Hatch hits from Selena, but most of them, like, kind of are the singles that she's come out with, you know? Like, I can't really say that I've listened to, like, a full, I mean, I have listened to most of her music. But, like, there isn't an album of Selena's that I've listened to multiple times start to finish, like the whole album. Right. So I think, you know, you have to try it out and I listen to the whole thing, but what's play some more?

What's the name of this one? This is the second song. It's called Dance Again. This is another one that's like a post-breakup. She's dancing again. Just getting back into it. Just getting back out there, getting her confidence back. She says happiness ain't something you sit back and wait for.

Confidence is throwing your heart. through every brick wall. So she's fighting. She's dancing again. But every song kind of feels like the same, I don't know, back. But I also like it because they, it feels like they go with one another. Like you listen in order and it kind of makes sense. It feels like one whole long message.

The third song is called Look at Her Now, which is kind of, it feels like a, hey, you know, look at her now. Every song is very well-titled. Yeah, they all mean what they say. It's literally written in the words. Yep. Dodge a bullet, baby. We've heard this one before. Yeah.

This is it, mm-mm-mm-mm. I was just going through all of it. Mine as well. Yeah, because they all kind of make, they all just kind of make, they all connect. They all kind of make sense. Four obviously is Luzers You Love Me, which we have heard. We'll play a little bit. We'll play a little bit anyway.

Yeah. Have to for the message. Yes, just to go through the whole thing. I think this is, I haven't decided yet, but I still think this is the best song on the album. And I fell for you first and you adored it. Stayed fast to my forest. And you let it burn. Sing off key in my chorus.

Cause it wasn't yours. So, you know, here she, it's And I ignored it. Rose-colored glasses are distorted. Set fire to my purpose. So, you know, here's she, they, it jumps back and forth, you know. You're back to really full expression on, on deep into that breakup. And then it goes full, full turn.

The fifth song is ring. And it's just kind of about like being the shit, kind of. A lot of your feelings Baby All in to me I'm one in a billion Baby Don't you agree

A lot of self-love From this album Which I really like Yeah I was expecting that She is just She is about herself And she's feeling good Which is good

You know Jordan will be G-O-A-T I'll be I'm aware of that I'm breaking hearts Like a heart attack This one's a little different

Yeah Yeah And then six is vulnerable, which I feel like we're kind of back on Beber a little bit. Like there's, it goes in and out, right? It's like this song's so clearly about a breakup. The song is about being out of a breakup. This is post-breakup. So this seems like this was in the time of period when she was trying to decide if she wanted to get back with him.

It sounds like that one she put out Nothing breaks like a heart Yeah nothing, yeah This is one of my favorites Yeah, I like this one But I think I like it because it sounds like nothing breaks like a miley song Yeah And then the next song

The seventh track is people you know Kind of just seems like a moving on song Like it's like vulnerable was like Oh maybe I should try again with this person And people you know is like That was probably a mistake. You want to take that back. Yeah.

So many wasted nights with you. I wish I could take it back. Like I said, it's a very lyrical album. Like every song I listen to, I'm like, damn. I just feel like it is very clear what you're talking about. Yes. And they're good lyrics. Like, I feel like they're great.

This is like a great moving on breakup album that if people will definitely go back. to for songs like that, you know? Yeah, and the beat to the songs all kind of have the same. Yeah, they're all the same synth pop kind of situation. The eighth track is Let Me Get Me. It's kind of like... Let me find myself. Yeah, yeah.

Let me be me, you know? I feel like she's just breaking out of the mold. Sounds like she's been doing a lot of dance stuff. Yeah, which is great. A lot of dance breaks. just like kind of stuck doing the same stuff she's trying to do something new um number nine is crowded room it's there is a feature on this song and you guys are going to have to tell me who the feature is because how do you six black six black i mean i don't know who that is

the six is in place of the letter b so i'm like it how do you say this guy's tape oh i didn't realize that i don't know how to pronounce his name but i know his songs yeah i've always struggled with pronouncing the name. The song Problems. Yeah, yeah. Yes. So now, Felina is ready. She's like, she's dating again.

She's in a crown of room. She's looking at people. You go, Selena. Maybe it's slack. Good point. Oh, it's just pronounced black. Quick Google search. There we go

So don't you call me There she is I mean it's We don't have to listen The whole thing But there is a feature on this song Ten is kind of crazy We're sort of just like

Don't Don't do crazy shit And then say I'm the crazy one Pretty fair Not great for those rumors Way back when That said that you know Justin was still trying to text Celine

on the side. Ooh, you think? Hey, but been dodging phone calls lately, but still texting me, baby? I don't like the sound of that. Yeah. Okay, 11 is fun,

which I think this is my favorite, I think this is my favorite song on the album. Not sure yet, but so far, I think so. She's just having fun, you know? This is a good anthem. Just having fun.

Yep. It's true I like the Just like a A bop into this one a little bit This one's definitely the most One of the more boppy ones I think Um

12 is cut you off We're getting towards the end of the album And you know we're getting like a definitive end I think cut you off is literally You know this is where she cuts Cuts you off see ya buddy See ya Justin Yeah if you want to think that's Justin

Probably just gonna go with Justin On that one Yep I'd as well just tell you while I'm drunk Yeah. This is that I think I've had enough. Professionally messing with my trust.

How could I confuse that shit for love? So I gotta get you. This is also the only song with a little explicit next to you. You know, she throws shit in there. She's not a big cursor, but that's one of them. It's like when Chris Harrison lets one out.

Yep. So you know she means business. And then the last song is with Kid Cutting And then the last song is with Kid Cutty Which, an interesting dynamic wouldn't expect them to do a song together, but it's great. It's called A Sweater Place. And I think it's a great way to end the album. Like she's in, she's just in a better place.

She's in a sweeter place. Like I said, pretty straightforward. Through and through. Like it is, there's really not. uncovering any hidden meanings. The meetings are pretty clear as day. And she's been gone, she just figured herself out. I feel like I'm in a sweeter place. Yeah. I like the journey of this album.

It is, it is a journey, but it's like the way it ends, you're like, hell yeah. Salina. Oh, great! Just play the whole one. And you're like, damn, I miss this one. Yeah, you know? With him, even though I don't think it's that good, but it is kind of good at the same time. So that's the rare album. I also feel like Kid Cuddy, like,

it's probably pretty hard to get Kid Cuddy on your song. But I feel like he can respect this, like, kind of mental health journey that Slina Gomez has been on and to, like, be on the song that closes the album that says she's, like, in a good spot. Definitely. Matches him. That one I will definitely listen to again.

I don't know about the whole rest of the album. Yeah. Which is fine, because I don't think it's bad. I don't think that you put out a bad album. And we love Slina Gomes. You don't necessarily have to love music. No. But I think that it's great that she's back in the game.

She finally put out the album. She seems very happy from what we're seeing on social media, although we don't know her. So we don't know for sure. But from what we're seeing, I think that she looks good. Happy, healthy. Hopefully she continues to put out music. Maybe this won't just be the end now. I saw that she's like debating

a tour maybe. Nothing set in stone, but she thinks she would like to do a tour for this album. Yeah. So, Like you said, she seems like she's in a great place. And every, I mean, every time I hear Lucy to Love Me, it gets stuck in my head. I've been seeing Lucy to Love Me all day. I don't know why I've been singing it all day.

Every time I hear it, it's still, like, we just listen to that whole thing. And that is what is playing in my head still, obviously, because it's the one that we're most familiar with also. And she put it out first. It just hits home. It's easily the best song on the album. Very emotional. I really like, I really like fun. I really like vulnerable.

I like rare too. I didn't people like rare. Sometimes the first song on the album kind of gets overlooked. I feel like sort of with Harry Styles and like I love Golden, but I feel like people don't talk about Golden as much. I always skip the first song when I go through an album and then I go back to the first song. Yeah. Because I don't think when you hear that first song, you're not.

Right. You're not prepared yet. You know what I mean? You're not deep in the album. Like she was deep into Harry Styles album and I love that song. Then I went back and listened to Golden a few times. Oh man. I think Golden might be one of my favorites.

It is. It is. But it was the first song on the album. So it kind of just gets overlooked. But I mean, rare. I think this is kind of what is next single wise or whatever. That's the song that's gave you the most traction from the album. She put a music video out for it where she's like this.

jungle fairy princess It's just like it's a lot It's very colorful very bright She kind of has Magic power sort of I guess you could say Just because like she She's rare

Duh That's why the album is called the rare Yeah Yeah So all and all good stuff I'm not quite sure I haven't really seen what a lot of the You know critical review is

Yeah I was thinking I haven't even heard Any friends of mine or anybody online talking. I haven't seen any thoughts about the album. I mean, I've talked to my friends about it and everybody has kind of agreed like, oh, it's good.

Nothing really jumps out as like, oh, I'm going to blast this one on repeat. Right. I'm going to go home just so I could specifically drive in my car and listen to music because that's the best way to listen to music. I'm not going to do that with this album. I think critically it is doing very well. Vulture wrote that Rare is

almost inarguably Selena Gomez's best album. I'm going to go to the iTunes. The LA Times wrote Selena Gomez just released her first great pop album. Selena Gomez returns unbothered and at her best on Rare.

So it seems like Slinda Gomez is rare is a danceable lesson in self-love and acceptance. Yeah, she's rare as number two right now. I saw it said it was like number one in 55 countries. Yeah, well, well, no, works harder than the Selena Gomez stands.

Like it's those those people are dedicated and it is unreal. She said that she she did a whole Zane Low interview for Apple Beats 1. I haven't listened to it yet. But that's where she talked about wanting to go on tour and whatnot. But apparently she also said that she wrote Luzio Love Me after coming home from a treatment center. So it was just a big, she said, We were still the last day writing music. Like the song I personally think is going to be one of our biggest as well.

She didn't specify what song that might be, but implied that it might be the next single after Luzy to Love Me or look at her. Oh, maybe then maybe rare. Oh, no. Lose you to love me happened when I had come home from tour. It was on Valentine's Day that we wrote it. And I think that's probably one of my favorites. And it was our first time seeing, uh, what?

What am I reading? Talking about herself. Oh, she's just talking about herself in the third. person. I think it was just one of my favorites just because we were all reunited again and doing it again. So, and she wrote a lot of these songs with Julia Michaels. Yeah, I like knowing that they actually wrote the songs. Because a lot of times, people put out songs, they don't, they're not the ones actually writing it, which is fine because they're singing it and they're amazing singers. But it seems like she put a lot of work into this album. Yeah, definitely. Maybe Julia Michaels wrote Lucy to Love

me? For Selena? Yeah. I guess. Or maybe not. I don't know. I'm confused. It says Gomez also shared that the hook from people you know came from a friend of a friend and Julia Michaels also went into her own inspiration for writing Luz You to Love Me. They wrote it. It's all a group effort, but. Group effort, whatever. She's multiple writing partners. She's working hard. She worked hard to put out this album. It's finally here. And we'll see if you put out more music. When I walked in, it was literally just the piano and the chorus and a bit of the first first.

And I just sat there. And I tell people this too because it was also such a very raw moment. A, I had just gotten back from the mental health facility. And B, we were in the bright daylight. And that's not normally how you're maybe talking about something like that. So this is great. I always like seeing, I always like reading these interviews where they kind of go into the process of making.

each song and whatnot. So I'm telling you, I think it is getting, seems like, pretty great reviews. Selena Gomez rare review, a pop album worth the wait. Okay, so that's good. Yeah. Good for Selena Gomez. So far, all good stuff.

Good for Selena. Yeah, I'm happy for her. She deserves it. Me too. Paulsley put out a new song and new music video. It's called You Should Be Sad. And it is stellar. It's amazing.

So good. First off, let's play the song. That's the song. So, I mean, her voice just gives me chills. It really does. And Fidelberg, I tweeted it out today. Like, she has not missed. Like, every song that she puts out is awesome.

He's so right. She has a new album coming out next week. The whole thing is going to be amazing. The music video is like a giant, sexy cowboy orgy kind of I think that's how I describe it It's hot Yeah and she's also one of those artists

That can like Jump into different genres And it works no matter what Like this clearly has like a country vibe to it It has that undertone to it But it's still like A pop rock country It's still so sick

And that's why she's just like so talented And she has She sounds great she looks super hot in the video Super hot Can't look hotter She looks so hot So hot

Like if whoever this song is about Like they watch this video I mean it's got I would think it's got to be G easy I hate GZzy You know I hate GZZ I know and I think this just really gives you a lot of backup Like the The lyrics to this song

Just really like Are such a giant fuck you to If this is What? who we are guessing would probably be G.EZ where she says, I'm so glad I never ever had a baby with you was very interesting.

That was real. Like to just throw that into a song, you never really hear that in music. I'm so glad I didn't have a baby with you. Well, yeah, because that's like some real life mean shit. Yeah, like they definitely had this conversation before. Yeah.

And then she's like, I'm so happy we don't have a child. Yeah. Fuck you GEZ. Sorry, I don't know if it's a GEasy or not. Well, right. I mean, there has been, like, who knows what is that she's talking about? I don't know. We haven't really seen much from them in the last couple months.

So I'm not sure. But, you know, she has talked about it's such a real thing for her because she has talked about, like, wanting to be a mom and wanting a family. Like, she's been open about having a miscarriage while she was on tour. So there have been, I feel like, events that happen where this line, like, does make so much sense because it is something that is so important to her. And then what also makes me think G.E.Z is you can't fill the hole inside of you with money, drugs, and cars. I mean, what other ways are there to describe G.E.Z. Like, you look at G.E.Z's Instagram, money, drugs, cars.

Like that. He's always posing in some black and white photo in front of some car. I hate G.E.C. I just hate him. I can't explain why it's just a hate that I've had for years now. Ever since we started chicks in the office, for some reason, as I've always said, I have I just hate G EZ. I get a bad vibe from G.E.Z. Yeah. A weird vibe. I don't know about him.

The song, No Limit with Aesap Rocky and Cardi B. It kills me because I love the both of them. And G.EZ's in it. It's a good song. It sucks. I just, I love Halsey. Seriously, her voice is, I think, one of my favorite voices. You know, if that's possible to have a favorite voice of a singer.

It's Halsey. Every time I hear the song without me. Oh. I have chills. run through my entire body. I've loved she's released three songs from this. I guess it's been three. This has been the third song she's

released from this upcoming album, Manick. And I want to see if I can look at what else. Graveyard was one. Okay. Apple Music. Beautiful Strange. I like nightmare. And finally Beautiful Stranger is also

awesome. Why can I you know, sometimes Apple Music is just annoying. I feel like John Mayer is going to be on this album. You think so? I would guess. I would bet money on it. Oh, we want to bet money on it right now?

I would say that he's not on it. I'll say that he is. Maybe he's like not a feature, but he's definitely in it. What do you mean he's not a future, but he's definitely in it? Okay, so John Mayer in the album. You think there's going to be some kind of, it won't be a full, I mean, it won't be a full credit because you can look. The whole thing is out.

Like he's not listening. Wow, I wish I, I wish I fucking. and put the bet down. Oh man, I wanted to bet $50 on it. He'll be credited on us on one song. Okay, I'm not, see, I'm not doing that. That's, you now, you went down and down and down to get to the most credited on one song.

He could play, like, the guitar riff on one song. I'm sure that he, like, maybe co-wrote a song. I don't know. All right. Well, you know, I'm going to bet you on that because I thought you were talking about being actually on the song. Like, la la la la la la, la, I'm John Mayer. I am so pumped.

for her new album. Yeah. I'm pumped as well. Super producer Greg. Oh, Kirsten who's also work with Adele and Sia. It's Halsey holding the torch. Listen to You Should Be Sad Now. I'm Priad.

Priya. Yes, it's upcoming soon. Right now she has one, two, three, four, five, six songs that have been released. Clementine, which I have not heard. Graveyard. You Should Be Sad Without Me is on this. That was the first one. finally beautiful stranger and sugar sugar.

Is this Clementine? Her voice is not blue. It's violent rain. And in my world, the people on the street, I'm seven feet tall, and the boys always call on the girl's still awesome. Because in my world, I'm constantly, constantly having a break.

I feel so calm I might fall asleep I might have to shut it off. So what I'm saying, like, she just has, every song has such a different vibe. I just need everyone and then some. I don't need anyone. I don't need anyone. I just need everyone and then some.

So, yeah, so that's what we have. The new album comes out next week. Like we said, the music video is super hot. Tons of different looks from her. She can also like rock any outfit, like any different color hair, different wigs, different looks. She's just completely naked on a white horse at one point in this video. Like there's, and every time you're like, damn, it's just awesome.

She's like one of the hottest people ever and also super talented. Yep. And the video is really awesome. If you have not seen it, go watch it. I'm not going to write to a love song Because she asked So Hannah Brown, you know, she got a text message from her mom Saying that Jake Owen wrote a song about her

She then listened to the song And boy, I'm sure she felt some type of way About that song. We're going to talk about it. You can listen to the full song. But you know what Hannah needs to get over The stress of having a country disc track Written about you?

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Let's play it. Alabama, Hannah, what do you want? I need the lyrics in front of me. I know. I love that you need. Well, then honey, it's gone. You had your chances. So won't you leave me alone?

Alabama, Hannah. Won't you go on back home? Just get the fuck out of here, Hannah. Because I've been out here in California. Yeah, here it picks up. I'm soaking up the sun. There's lots of pretty ladies. I can't pick just one.

I'm flying high. I got peace of mind already raised the bar. Now you're showing up here tonight. Who do you think you are? Alabama Hannah. Won't you roll on with the tide? Alabama Hannah, wipe them tears from your eyes. You're a beauty.

queen and a dancing star and I think he'll do just fine Alabama and a lord honey get out of my life got it of my life is just such a harsh line or get out of my life well I guess you think you messed up since you seen me moving on thinking we could pick up honey right where we left off but you gotta lay in the bed you made And I hate to let you down. Girl, this ain't no windmill. We can't go round and round. Alabama, won't you roll on the tide.

Just spitting country in the air of fire. You're a beauty queen and a dancing star, and I think you'd be just fine. Alabama, Hannah, get out of my life. Girl, get on with your life. So that's the song. Can you play this little message at the end? Because I think that's the most ruthless part.

I think that's for anybody out there that's got that person. So it's not. Like, you know, like make it or break it. You know what I'm saying? So that, I love Hannah Brown. She's awesome. So that was new. But that was, that was it.

There you go. Love you guys. Just a hilarious. Hey, I think this song's just for everybody. but I wrote it from P's perspective about Hannah and the whole song is about like it's direct instances about them. Just ruthless.

And then... So good. It's funny. It's good. Then Hannah went on her story and she said, you know what guys? I've honored a song read about me. It's a song.

It's a song. She thinks it's funny. She said it's not meaner than what the 40-year-old moms on Facebook say about her, which is true because nobody can be meaner than those people. and then at the end it's kind of funny because it was one of those things where she's laughing and she thinks it's funny but you know that it had to hurt her a little bit at some point like

she probably goes back and forth with it like ha ha yes i think it's funny but also i love my team hennedy people that you know are looking out for me but to be quite honest like this is a this is funny um at least like the shade the disc is like catchy and you can touch you can touch your foot to it, but it's not near as brutal as what some of these 40-year-old Facebook mom say about me. So, freaking good. It's, it's, and it's kind of like the, the little kid, the little boy in, you know, the, uh, jiff of, or whatever you want to call it. Yeah, I'm, I'm back to saying jiff. I've decided there was a long battle. I'm back to saying jiff. I started saying jiff to begin with, I changed because you said GIF, now I'm going back to GIF.

I am a GIF person through. It's always GIF. GIF. I know it is, but the creator of GIF says it's GIF, so. He says it. It's stupid the way he says it, okay? Because like Noah said, it's GIF. Yeah, well, I started, I had said GIF always and GIF just for me, I just rolls off the tongue more. I don't know why. The little kid, you know, who was like laughing in the interview and then he's like, oh, I'm sad. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like, I feel like kind of this instance. But it is, it's a catchy song. It is a good song. Poor Hannah. And you know I'm not a country music fan. No, no, you are not. But I was bobbing my head to this one. I know.

I do just feel bad for it because it's so funny. Like, it's like people think this, there's no way she did this all on her own. on this show. Like, she's definitely still under contract. She definitely had producers up her ass about being on the show a billion times. So just has to roll with the punches at this point. There's really no, there's no way to get around it. Like, if you're under contract and they're like, hey, we need you to make an appearance

on this season. Like, she can't say no. So, uh, yeah, I guess when you're under contract. Yeah. And I think they're really strict. Oh, 100%. Like, have we seen that from time and time again, how strict they can be? Yes, yes, exactly.

But what do you think Peter feels about this? We talked about this on the group chat. What do you think Peter feels? Because Jake Owen just wrote a point of view song from Peter. I think you just like it. Like, you're like, damn, that's cool. Jake Owen just wrote a song about me. Well, he didn't write it.

He wrote it from his perspective. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I think that's just an honor. Just saying the words for him. Yeah. And he can't say. Yep, exactly. Exactly.

You don't stay. There is rumors that Madison has a burner account. It's very funny. We had a bunch of people send it to us that it went viral on the Bachelor Reddit. That she wrote, I mean, she had posted a picture of her. And Peter from the date with the caption, woke up feeling super grateful, the most perfect day, date with the perfect guy. And the screenshot of it that posts is from two days ago.

go. And then the comment is, I mean, somebody got it right away. I don't know who did it this fast, 22 seconds, is from her same account, Maddie Prue. Beautiful date, Maddie. You are so genuine and real, hard emoji. So people are like, oh, no, she clearly didn't change from her actual account to the account that she has to comment nice things about herself. Just, you really hate to see that happen to poor Maddie. Because we liked Maddie. Yep. I still like Maddie. Totally. But the fact that she has separate burner accounts to hype herself up. Or could potentially run like a full fan account for herself.

Yeah, maybe she runs multiple. We've seen, I don't know why I keep going to don't fuck with cats, but Luca Magnata, he had those multiple fan accounts. He was just making himself. Yep. So who knows, it sucks. I feel bad, but it's hilarious. I mean, you just got caught red-handed.

There's nothing you could do besides own it now. Definitely. And it made me think, like, I have seen so many. random like Instagram fan accounts for people that just aren't really that famous. And I'm just like, who makes these? And now I'm like, it's definitely just themselves. It's just them. We can go make fan accounts about ourselves.

Yeah, this is, like, it's definitely, it's definitely just these people. She didn't make that switch. Super unfortunate. I would love to know what the name of the account. Like I wonder if, like I wonder if she deleted it and then commented what she meant to comment. on it, you know, from the actual account. That would be ballsy. To try and find the fan account.

But no, yeah, she got caught. Definitely. She got caught and... It's just very funny. Very funny stuff. And I think this is the first time we've seen something like that from a Bachelor contestant. Yeah.

Blowing up their own spot with fan accounts or a burner account, whatever it is. Totally. Did she turn? Oh, no. For second, I thought she turned off the comments on her Instagram, but my Instagram was just moving really slow. I think that Oh, her friend

Her friend commented Oops, thought I wrote that comment about being real and genuine from my account But was logged into Maddie's from when she got back from filming Don't hate me at Maddie Peru So her friend is saying that she had access to Maddie's account When she was away filming And that she forgot to switch it from the friend's account Okay, Maddie

Maddie responded back, ha ha ha you're good. It happens. Love you. Yeah, that was set up. She said, hey, can you comment on my page and act like you were logged into my account? Yeah. Why would she not be logged out by now? Yeah. That's, if I was Maddie, I'd be like, why are you still logged into my account? Log out of my account. People are like, wouldn't that mean you haven't logged into your own accounts as you finished filming? That's not necessarily true. You can be, you can have multiple accounts. So maybe she did just never log out of of Maddie's account, but the burner account. is a way funnier story. Way funnier story and the one that's way more likely.

All right. Welcome back to another edition of Celebrity Conspiracy Corner, aka a celebrity conspiracy corner. Not Caleb's conspiracy corner. This week we are going to focus on the crazy conspiracy that Katie Perry is actually John Bonnet Ramsey. Yes. So we know this is dark. And if you don't, or if you're not into this, just shut it off. Yeah. And it is one of those ones that feels obviously very far-fetched, but it has become one of the more popular celebrity conspiracies out there. Like I think a lot of people might not know the details of it, but they know that this has happened, that people have made this comparison before. And if you don't know about Jean-Beney, she was a little girl who was murdered when she was six years old on Christmas Day in 1996 in Boulder, Colorado.

It was one of those cases that absolutely took the world by storm. She was a young, very cute girl who would do pageant. So there's all these like, you know, crazy done-up photos of her. and still to this day it's unsolved. There's two big theories that it was the parents or a member of the family or that it was an intruder because there was a ransom note that was left in the house. She had gone missing. There was a ransom note asking for money.

They called the police and they searched the house. It didn't find anything eight hours after they reported her missing. her father went downstairs into the basement. There was like a latch door. He looked in there and she was in there. She was strangled to death. There was like blunt force trauma to the head and she was strangled to death. But he carried her upstairs.

So there was like, they're saying, you know, first like the DNA was messed up because that's, you know, the crime scene. She was already touched when he carried her upstairs. It went back and forth. The case was open. and close so many times where like the DA had thought it was definitely a member of the family then they thought it wasn't then they thought it was so it was a very very long process there was a CBS special I mean there's been specials about her endlessly but there was one in CB on CBS a few years ago that basically made it seem like this is 2016 that made it seem like it was her older

brother and he had done it but then the parents tried to cover it up the kid you know the whole thing but then he had sued for defamation it's it's endless still unsolved. It's definitely, I think, for all those true crime people, it's one of the most, like, fascinating stories there are, and I'm sure there's a billion true crime podcast. You could listen about this. I would explain it better than I'm doing right now.

But a theory took storm in 2014 when this YouTuber posted a video. Most of these conspiracies really just start by a rant with a random YouTuber, like just posting something insane as the title and running with it. Random YouTuber and then it usually gets taken down. So this video is no longer up. They always get taken down. Every single time we talk about a conspiracy, like there was a YouTube video, you can no longer watch it.

You can no longer watch it because it is absurd. So YouTuber Dave Johnson posted this in December 2014. The video was like Katie Perry is Jean-Beney Ramsey and he basically claimed that nobody died, nobody got hurt, that she was sacrificed in name only in return for later becoming a star. They're saying that she was not killed, that she was kidnapped. And this was all part of the, like, Illuminati, that there was, this was like, something that the Illuminati did that they were going to kidnap this girl, that her parents would stage her death,

and that she would come back in 2008 with the smash hit, I kissed a girl as, Katie Perry. See, this this already to me is crazy. And so many people had DMed us, I want to hear about this theory. I want to hear about this theory. I also wanted to hear about it because I wasn't familiar with it until people started DMing that. I think this is

nuts. The first part where you said, first of all, didn't they find the body? Yes. Like the dad had the body, right? How did they know she would be a star? Like, you can't just be like, you're going to be a star. If everybody was going to be, if everybody

but it could be a star that way. Oh, I decide. I'm going to be a star. Yeah. Boom. It is preposterous. And it's one of those that that I think like next week we might just have to do like a what is the Illuminati because there is like, you just hear people say oh, it's an Illuminati and you're like, oh shit. Like you know you're supposed to be like kind of scared but you don't really know what or why.

Yeah, I've no idea why. And you just know that like Beyonce and Jay-Z may be in the Illuminati. But also once again, who knows? Who knows? Yeah, definitely next week we'll do a deep dive. into that because it's always in these theories as well. Like the Illuminati jumped in. And I think that's where they get everybody with the theories.

Because once you throw the, because you're like, wait, how would you pick up a star? And you just said to me, the Illuminati. Like that's why, which is why I did end up like reading this full. As I was researching this, I ended up reading like this full like what is the Illuminati article and was very intrigued, which is why we can talk about that next. But basically this whole thing. And I think it's funny because people do. do see this theory and they just see the photos, right? It's like you see the pictures of her and you see pictures of Katie Perry and you're like,

oh, I could see it. Like they do kind of look like. And then you're like, oh, I wonder like, that's an interesting theory because you see the resemblance. You're like, oh, I wonder what else there is to this. There's literally nothing else to it. It's literally just that they basically look similar. This guy also claimed that their parents look similar, saying that Jean-Bene's parents

look similar to Katie Perry's parents and that Katie Perry's dad just shaped his head and that Katie Perry's mom just lost weight and if you did look at those two things you would think that the parents could potentially look very similar. Another YouTuber under the name Jungle Surfer

whose video is now also of course taken down claims that it has to be true because they have the same eyebrows and that apparently he claims eyebrows don't really change much on a person after you're born, which is a wild claim because eyebrows you can change so easily. I've had my eyebrows changed upwards of... You can change eyebrows so easily. At least five times I've changed my eyebrow shape. Yeah. You should have seen these things back

in like 10th grade. Oh, that's what I'm saying. Like you can you can change those pretty, pretty easily. And then there was a YouTuber VK 33 who claims that this evidence, that in Katie Perry's memoir, Katie Perry has a memoir, which I didn't not know. She has a line in it that says, she's like talking about being a young kid and performing, and she said,

not that I was one of those stage kids, there was no Jean-Beney Ramsey inside of me waiting to burst out. He lashed on to her, he or she or whoever, latched on to that because the Illuminati always, they say the Illuminati always leaves clues in plain sight

to be found. So they're like, this is it. Like, this is the clue that they left for everybody. that Katie Perry said this, wrote this in her memoir, that the Illuminati always leaves clues for people to find. It really gets funnier and funnier because it's so ridiculous.

This person also claimed that because Jean-Beney, when she was in a pageant, saying God bless America, therefore, she knows the words, God bless America. And in 2009, Katie Perry tweeted some of the lyrics

of God bless America, therefore, They both know the lyrics of God Bless America, therefore they are the same person. Them and everybody else in the world. Like, really just insane. He also said that Katie Perry's music videos have a common theme of rebirth, which could be, you know, taken as she was saying she was reborn as a different person. I don't think that's necessarily true. I've seen a lot of Katie Perry music videos, not most of them.

I feel like teenage dream. Don't have that theme. I don't know. Um, so that is, that's kind of really the evidence behind it. The parents don't look like. That's, that's another thing. There's evidence and then you go back, you go fact check it. The parents don't look alike.

No. The mom just has the same color hair. And the dad looks like he could be going bald. And then all of a sudden you look at Katie Perry's parents and they look different. And you also see that, um, her, Jean-Bene's mother, Patsy died in 2006 from ovarian cancer and Katie Perry's mom is still alive so So we have that.

All right. So obviously this is one that is so blatantly fake. It's it's it people find it funny just truly just because there is a physical resemblance. When you look at it, it's absolutely impossible. Katie Perry was born in 1984. She was 12 when this when this murder happened. she had a Christian pop album called Katie Hudson come out in 2001 when she was 17. And there's like real facts of her being picked up and dropped by labels multiple times from 2001 to 2008.

Really the only explanation for why this happened is the Illuminati. Like there's no other like concrete reason to explain why they, the parents or anybody would stage something like this. it's really just because they look alike. Right. And Katie Perry has responded to this before. Yes, she has. When Billy on the street asked her, people were pissed that he did that. So when she hosted the VMAs in 2017, there was like a skid about it.

And people were very upset. People were really upset. She don't be upset with us, but we're just stating the conspiracy. This is completely, this is the conspiracy. This is what it is. And it's bullshit. That's what we're saying. he yeah billy eichner had said like blink twice if you're really john binae ramsie and she was like no

that's not real and they kind of got into it and it was you know clearly a joke but people were upset about it saying that you know obviously this this poor girl's murder is not a joke how could you joke about this um so she is clearly aware of it and knows that it's ridiculous and they're yeah i mean it's pretty it's pretty clear as day that it's not not couldn't possibly be real Yeah, I'm going to go with it's not real. And if you're still thinking this is real, double check yourself. Yeah. Just check it again.

Yeah, yeah. I mean, it's definitely, it's definitely one of the more, I guess, attractive theories just because you have this crazy unsolved. A murder of a young girl who's this pageant queen and pageant girl, the whole thing. You have Katie Perry, obviously, massive superstar. So it's like you just have two huge things. that wouldn't it be crazy if they were combined, you know? It's fun to think about. Yeah.

Although, but it's just completely, completely out of this world far-fetched. But next week we'll dive into the Illuminati. Yeah, Illuminati is very interesting. Very interesting. We'll tip-tale around it. We'll tip-tow. We'll be cautious. Yeah, that's another thing that I'm, right.

We have to talk about it, but all I know is that I should be scared of the Illuminati, you know? Like, that's... We just have to dive in. Yeah. At first. Yep. Let's not be scared.

All right, that wraps up today's episode. We hope you have a fantastic week. Get ready for another episode of The Bachelor tonight, if you're listening on Monday. And we'll be back on Thursday with our Bachelor recaps with Trent. Am I really that sorrow filled? Fucking to fill. Nothing is real. Said you had no discipline.

Savoring what passion was left. in my mind Making you side with me It's our eyes at me There's no shame