Chicks in the Office - Sex Noises & Breastfeeding (The Bachelorette Recap Week 7)
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What's up, everyone?
It's Chicks in the Office with Rianne,
giving you that Friday energy on a Wednesday.
It is Thanksgiving week.
It's an exciting week.
We all know why I don't have to tell you over and over again.
But before we get into this week's Bachelorette recap with the one and only Kelly Kiegs,
sorry, RIP Trent.
He's not actually dead. He's just not here. We're going to talk about Black Friday specials. We know that Thanksgiving comes with Black Friday the day after. And guess what? You don't have to go anywhere. You just got to log on to Macy's.com. Get in on the Black Friday specials. They're started already. They've been going. If you've listened to this podcast, you know that the Black Friday specials have been going on. So make sure you get in on that. And obviously, this year, the parade is a little bit different. But the tradition continues in a whole.
whole new way. If you tune into NBC on Thanksgiving morning and watch the magic unfold live from
34th Street in New York City, you will see a parade happening. Obviously, people won't be there,
but we're going to see the floats. We're going to see the whole thing. So make sure you tune into
that. And don't forget to shop Macy's. You know, make Macy's a priority in your life. Am I right,
guys? Absolutely. You are so right, Ria. Yeah, I know, because I love Macy's. And they're a priority in
my life. So we got to make sure that we are spending our time shopping on there for cardigans,
sweaters, slippers, boots, whatever it may be, jackets. Get yourself a nice winter coat this season,
ladies and gentlemen. It's cold. It's not getting cold. It is cold. So go to Macy's.com and make sure
that you're shopping or go to Macy's.com slash chicks in the office and shop all of our fall fashion
ideas plus winter ideas coming up. All right, ladies and gentlemen, welcome back. It's the
Bachelor at Recap Time.
Woo!
Yay!
Hip-a-P-P-P-P-B-R!
We got the one and only Kelly Kiggs in the house tonight, everybody.
Thank you ladies for having me.
What a special evening for me, honestly.
Oh, my God, it feels like we're live from New York City.
We're on the radio station, but it's not a radio station.
It's a podcast.
That's how I feel right now.
We got guests Kelly Kiggs with us.
We got Fran remote.
We're looking at her.
through Skype on a big screen right now.
She looks fantastic.
She has a sign behind her that says, I can at my nannas.
And you know what?
You can.
You can do anything at your nannas.
So, yeah.
You know what?
You know what?
You're right.
I want to just say, Ria, you just kind of sounded like you were about to host like
Wild and out.
Like I'm like, you're about to just have like,
that's the vibe.
You're like, here comes for the key.
While in.
Wow.
Yeah.
Yep.
Um, I,
I apologize for not being with you ladies in studio.
I, you know, I wasn't feeling too hot today.
And out of an abundance of caution, I stayed home instead of coming to see you guys.
Yeah.
Which feels like responsible thing to do these days.
Now let's all applaud Fran for being a good citizen.
Yes, thank you, Fran for being a good person.
We appreciate that.
Thank you.
Thank you for not ruining our thanksgings.
Yes.
Potentially.
And Kelly, excited to have you.
You know, this is a fun, a fun little treat.
Yes, it is.
You're honestly my motherfucking bitch, and I'm happy you're here.
Thank you, guys.
It's actually been a while since I've been on like a podcast or like radio type show with you guys.
Like I feel like we do the cutting stem stuff, but we used to do radio all the time when, you know, back in the day at the old office.
And that was always like such a fun time for me.
You girls, you girls crack me up and I love it.
So I'm happy to be here.
Can I just pump your tires for a quick second?
Of course you can.
I think you have the best radio podcast voice there is.
I think you have a magnific.
I can't even speak.
It's better than mine.
You have a magnificent voice.
It's so soothing.
You can do ASMR.
You can read bedtime stories and you sure as hell can host a podcast.
Thank you so much.
Wow.
What a excuse me.
Well, you're one of my good thoughts, so that helps.
No, it's true.
Yeah, that's that.
I appreciate that compliment very much.
People have been telling me that more recently than usual.
I'm not sure what that is.
Like I feel like not so many people were like, oh, soothing voice.
They just were like, oh, yeah, whatever.
You can talk a lot.
So a podcast.
But now all of a sudden, everybody's loving the tone of my voice.
voice, which I'm glad it's finally being appreciated.
I think it's because we are seeing more of you.
We're hearing more from you rightfully.
So you need to be on more and more.
We're happy to have you back on checks in the office.
Like you said, we used to do the radio shows often together in the very beginning at the old
office.
Then you got a new job.
You couldn't make it in the whole thing.
But we're happy to have you here.
Yeah, it was.
When I couldn't like, I used to like leave work at lunch.
God, the job I had before, I've had like a million jobs.
But the job I had while I was coming on to radio with you guys
Which was just a bullshit job
I hated it so much
I just took it randomly because I needed one
And I used to leave at lunch
Because it was close enough to the old bars office
I would leave at lunch
I would come to the office
I would do radio
And then I'd like linger around and do like a couple more things
I'd be like I'm just gonna like pop on like wherever
Because people would be like assuming I was there
And it was fine
Really I was taking like a two hour lunch break
For my old job
Yeah and potentially getting fired
And also like puking from the nerves
Just ran with the radio show
A lot of a lot of odds.
Oh yeah.
Remember when he almost threw up on.
That was a crazy day.
That was crazy.
I have felt good since then, but sometimes I'll get that.
Sometimes the nerves will overwhelm you.
The lights are very hot.
They're bright.
I also have a problem where I'm talking a lot and I forget to breathe.
Like I'll start talking and I won't stop for a full minute and I'm not breathing.
So that was an incredible moment.
It was.
It was good.
The best part about that moment was Fran seeing me, I was like mouthing to her like, I think I'm
going to puke.
We're obviously on radio.
People can only hear us.
So she extended.
she had like a throwaway comment about how she liked Harry Styles and then extended it into like a two minute homage to Harry Styles to fill the dead airspace while I collected myself. So that was a that was a pro moment by Fran for sure. Yeah. Thankfully the three of us can all talk a lot. So when that when those moments happen where it's like, hey, I need you to just fucking ramble.
Yeah. Like I need to just keep going. We can do that. Right. Kelly and I have been interacting via voice note lately. And it's, it's.
It's a lot. We're talking a lot.
It's a lot of voice. It's like, it's like a used to text a lot.
And now it's like we've reached a point where we can't really text as much as we can't.
Like our fingers are starting to hurt.
Right. My fingers are. I say this all the time. My brain moves too fast for my fingers.
Like I need something to get the words out faster. My fingers are just not fast enough these days.
Yeah. I feel you. Not to put you on the spot, but before we get into the Bachelorette recap, which we will.
It was a great episode. Really excited to talk about it.
Will you give everybody maybe a soothing motivational message?
for the Thanksgiving week and an ASMR like tone.
I'm not asking this for myself.
Wink, wink.
I'm asking this for the listeners.
But I'm going to close my eyes and really take it in
because I need a deep breath.
All right, all right.
Listen up, ladies and gentlemen.
Anybody who needs to hear a sweet message like this,
we're going to have an amazing week.
We're going to get through Thanksgiving.
Maybe you're seeing your family.
Maybe you're not.
You're definitely going to stuff your face.
You're going to feel good.
You'll take a nap.
Have a couple drinks.
think about the positive times that you have had in this year.
I know it's difficult, but there have to be a few.
And we'll make it through Thanksgiving.
We love each other.
And that's basically it.
That's it.
I lost it after a while.
In the name of the father, the son, and the holy spirit.
How did you feel?
Was I close enough to the mic, you think, for that?
Yeah.
Has anyone told you that you kind of sound like Delilah?
Delilah?
Like the radiate?
Like, Delilah?
Oh, no.
What a compliment.
Damn, I love that.
Delilah.
I listen to Delilah like coming up from Christmas Eve.
That makes me feel good.
Exactly.
Wow.
The way you just did that really reminded me of Delilah.
Fabulous.
Good night.
I hope you have a fantastic thing.
Oh yeah.
I did this the other day.
We were joking around.
Okay.
All right, all of us.
We're just going to close our eyes.
We're going to sit back, relax, and have wonderful dreams this evening.
Good night to you all.
I hope no one's driving listening to this.
Yeah, yeah, don't be doing that.
I'm deceased.
I literally like read me a bedtime story later.
But anyways, it's time to get into The Bachelor at Recap.
And, you know, Kelly Kiggs does have a great voice, but she also has a great voice within the Bachelor world.
She's been following the show, you know, dedicating her entire life to it longer than any of us.
So we're really excited to have you on to talk about this.
Thank you.
What are your overall vibes from this episode, uh, from the past?
episodes. What are we feeling now that we're kind of getting into Tasha's season?
I'm feeling good that we're finally making a little bit of movement. My overarching, overarching message
this whole time has been that Tasia is seemingly so hung up on the fact that she wants to prove
to all of these guys that she wants them to be there and that they aren't a second choice.
And she's so worried about them not liking her because she came in after Claire.
But I think she's being a little too nice to everybody. I think tonight she cut a couple of guys.
She got cutthroat. She yelled at them all. We needed that. We needed her to like.
light a fucking fire under her ass, get a little mad at these guys.
They're not all that.
You know what I mean?
Like she had them all on a crazy pedestal, in my opinion.
And I'm happy to see her going after what she actually wants and doing something she actually
wants versus just trying to make everybody else feel good.
I agree.
I think we just need to mention, by the way, Trent's obviously not here.
I feel like, I feel like it was rude.
We kind of just kind of, it was a throwaway comment at the beginning of the show.
And we did not give more details.
I kind of.
Trent is working for golf, like on golf stuff.
So he can't be.
This is not his only show.
Trent has a whole other podcast dedicated to golf called Foreplay, which is a more important commitment than this to him.
That was his original show.
So sadly, he couldn't join us tonight, but that's okay.
And I just wanted to give Trent that recognition.
I didn't want people to think we missed Trent.
We miss Trent a lot tonight.
Oh, I, everybody, no, I miss Trent.
Everybody missed him so ever dearly.
Yeah, always.
And his hands and his face.
Okay, I'm not doing this whole thing.
And his soul in his body.
Yeah.
Yeah.
we miss Trent but um did you guys
did you guys miss me because you know
you talked a lot about missing
of course we miss you friend
we're talking to you right now
we're not talking to Trent right now
oh friend
we miss you too we obviously
miss you but we're talking to you
we're not talking to Trent
it's hard to miss you when we're right in front of you
you know Trent you know
I'm just dying laughing
because I did tweet at Trent like three times
being like LOL miss you so much like during
the show yeah oh Fran we
miss you too, I promise.
Damn.
Wow. Didn't mean to make it feel like that.
Oh, Corey scratching my head.
Time to move on to the beginning of the episode.
Let's start off.
Let's start off at the beginning of the episode.
Okay, guys, a great episode.
I'm ready to get, I kid you not, I was watching you guys do cutting stems and like was
talking to myself.
Like I was on the show.
Yeah.
Of course.
I was like, oh, God, I have, I, I really enjoyed this episode.
I felt like it gave us a little bit of everything.
And Tisha is doing a great job.
It's just, it's nice seeing the Bachelorette,
every guy and actually form a relationship.
She just looks like she's having a great time.
She likes hanging out with a lot of these guys.
They're having a lot of fun.
The first group date, they all had to write a love song.
and then perform it for Tasia.
And a little bit of some listen to your heart vibes from this whole thing,
kind of like a little PTSD situation.
And I saw someone tweet on, I was about to say,
I saw someone tweet on Twitter, okay, obviously that like listen to your heart seems
like a fever dream at this point.
It absolutely does.
When they started doing that, when they started doing this challenge, like, you know,
collectively the room was like roll our eyes, listen to your heart.
We all know the drill.
But I forget like when that show was even on.
Was it April for like four weeks or May for a couple weeks?
Like it was such a-
It was so short.
I think it was April and May.
I think so too.
Something that.
Chris and Bree, right?
It's such a split decision in my brain of like I hate thinking about that time.
I don't even want to go back there to, wow, I kind of miss it.
Like, there's two totally separate feelings, depending on how I'm feeling at the moment.
I will go either way.
Tonight, I was like, I'm done with listening to your heart.
I'm feeling good vibes.
I don't want to think about being stuck in my room, watching these musicians that I don't
care about that I'm pretending to care about just because I have nothing else to watch.
I agree.
Absolutely.
These guys really have no musical ability whatsoever.
You thought maybe Kenny.
with the whole boy band manager thing
would have a little something.
He did not.
Nobody really came up with anything that great.
I mean, mocha latte,
what did you think about Jamar?
Easily.
It was easily the best one.
Ivan is adorable and we love Ivan.
It wasn't a song.
I feel like Tasha was,
like the whole point of the date was,
hey, we'll pick who has the best song.
That wasn't the date in Tasha's mind.
Tach's mind was like,
I'm going to pick,
which of these guys, I want to go on a one-on-one date, regardless of how they perform.
And she picked Ivan.
They had really just the most wholesome date one could ever have.
They really did.
At home, there was no really planned activities.
It was like, hey, let's order room service and play games and the floor is lava.
Like, we're like six years old.
And we have run out of all other activities.
activities and your parents have thrown you in a room and they're like, we're sick of you guys.
Entertain yourselves. And you're like, okay, the floor's lava.
A hundred percent. And that's what that's what they had to do. But they really seemed like they
had a beautiful time. I thought that they, that it seemed sweet. I definitely am on record saying that
I thought it was corny. I also thought that Ivan at the beginning of this of their whole date was
like corny and lame, only based on the fact that he was like, oh, I don't do drugs. And then also,
So he said something like, Ertasia suggested, floor is lava.
And Ivan was like, ho, ho, like, this is crazy.
Good thing we didn't drink too much wine.
And he seemed serious in saying it.
Or I was like, come on, Ivan.
I don't want to call Ivan an arc, but.
I called him an arc straight up.
Oh, I don't like, you know, I don't do, I didn't want to do drugs.
Like I know there's a reason and history behind it.
It just like, the delivery about it, everything about it.
Before that, it just seemed a little.
Initially, you think, oh, boo.
But then you start to hear more about Ivan and you're like, you know,
he's a really good guy. I understand where he's coming from. They start talking about actual serious
current events that are happening right now, which we don't usually see on the show, which I think was
actually really good because usually, Kelly, you said this. Usually they're talking about themselves a lot.
There's not really a lot of in-depth conversation about what's going on in the world and like what people
would sit around and talk about right now. You know what I mean? Totally agree. So I feel like it was a very
necessary conversation to have, especially on The Bachelorette.
I also think, too, the whole thing with The Bachelor and everybody's been so upset with
the Bachelor or Bachelorette the whole franchise is because they avoid politics like this.
They avoid like any kind of serious conversation.
I think the most serious conversation I've heard up until now was like Luke P.
talking about religion.
Like I feel like they usually don't get into like religion, politics, money.
Like it's always a weird like no fly zone.
So for them to, I don't want to say a last.
because it should be allowed, but for them to have this conversation take place and to give it ample time.
Yeah, air it. Give it ample time. It really let them like, it was a powerful conversation, I thought,
and something that we haven't seen from ABC before. And I think it speaks volumes that they put it on there.
Yeah, absolutely. Sorry, Rhea. I was just going to say that it was just like you don't, they haven't
done that before. Like you said, when, when Ivan had said George Floyd, I was like, oh my God,
They're really going to do this.
I was very impressed that they were having this conversation.
And I just got to say that if more conversations like this one were had on this show, couples like Becca and Garrett maybe wouldn't have ended up together at the end of the show.
Totally agree.
That's a good point.
Actually talk about their views on stuff.
I also think that.
It was a face to James Taylor Web and wouldn't even have been on the show.
And I think that Kelly, so you brought up that you're surprised that.
or not surprised, but you were like, ABC's airing this.
I actually think ABC probably thought we need to have this conversation.
Oh, absolutely.
They're seeing the backlash of them avoiding things like this.
And they're like, we need to turn this around.
We need to change things.
So I actually think that that kind of conversation was probably encouraged.
But for good reason.
I'm glad they did it.
Also, to be clear, I feel like we've now talked about it four times.
But Ivan came in and he and Tasia had a very intense conversation about Black Lives Matter and George Floyd.
and just the state of the world in general,
which I thought, again, nobody's ever mentioned current events,
I feel like on the show, especially so specifically.
Like this whole season they've been talking about the pandemic.
I think you said this.
Talking about the pandemic, they are always touching upon that.
But for them to have ignored Black Lives Matter and George Floyd and all of that,
especially with now a black lead, a black male lead coming,
very much, like very diverse cast this time around.
It was almost necessary, like you said, for them to air something like this.
And to get their actual opinions on what's happening and to say his name.
You know what I mean?
Totally.
Bounce around it.
They said George Floyd.
They weren't like, oh, you know, what happened this past summer.
It was very direct.
Right.
Very direct.
You know, it seemed like they really aired a majority of that conversation, which was nice.
And I think Tisha was really impressed by Ivan that they opened up like that, that he opened up like that.
You know, he shared this story of his younger brother and going through all that.
So Ivan has been very open and honest right from the bat.
It's definitely, you can tell that Ivan is not the normal guy that Tasha goes for.
But as of right now, she is very intrigued by him.
And they had that conversation, you know, he got the rose.
And it was a really beautiful date.
Now, I would regret mentioning this, so I'm going to have to do it.
The ice cream Sunday that they...
had on this date was the biggest ice cream Sunday I've ever seen like was that on the room
service menu who knows there was no like there was no nation there was no like what there was no
neither of them were like wow this is a really big Sunday it looks like the uh if you guys have
been to um it's ridiculous but it's like the beach club resort in disney world and they have a
no i can't say it happens they have a restaurant within it the name is escaping me but one of the
items on the menu is, uh, it's, yes, like weirdly, I used to. Um, it's called the kitchen sink.
And it's a, it's a kitchen sink full of ice cream. And that to me looking at, and if you, if you
finish it, it's like, I don't know, like 300 scoops of ice cream, something crazy. If you finish it,
you can get it for free. Otherwise, it's like $300. That is what that look like to me.
I hate to break it to you. Disney World is not the only place that does the kitchen sink with
finish it. If you win, you get a prize type of thing. I thought it was only the beach club,
that random place at the beach club. It's not. I've had it. I've had it. I mean, I, I,
not have had it, but I've seen it on menus at the diner.
It's on Long Island.
Okay.
You know, it's okay.
It's okay.
All right.
Yeah, I'm upset about it.
I'm going to continue only thinking about Disney World, but I do, uh, I do recognize that
it's elsewhere.
And I want to blame them because then we all got Sundays tonight.
We all ordered ice cream to the office because.
Yeah, we're sorry.
You miss out on that for him.
Yeah, sorry.
That was an ice treat, to be honest.
We don't need me to rub it in.
No, but you can't look at a huge mountain that you can ski off of ice cream.
It was crazy.
say, hey, I don't want ice cream.
You have to have ice cream after that.
I feel like the main complaint, especially.
It was like almost wasteful.
Yes.
No, it was wasteful.
Because they didn't finish that.
No.
They better have shared it with the producers.
I bet everybody got like a spoon afterwards.
It was eating it.
Like forget COVID.
It was like they melted when they were talking.
It's crazy.
It looked so sad.
It was like slowly dripping down the size.
Yeah.
Realistically, how much of that are you going to eat?
You're on a date.
You don't want to feel full that.
No.
Dairy.
You're eating dairy like that.
Stuff in your face.
with ice cream? That's tough. What if one of them is lactose and tall? You never know.
It was impressive that they were even eating, like that we even watch them take bites of it,
because normally you don't even watch them eat on these dates. Absolutely. I want to watch
them eat like a good steak and mashed potatoes. Just like really cut into it. Yeah, all the meals
that they have. You have so many mashed potatoes on the brain. All the meals that they always have in
The Bachelor look delicious. Like I feel like they showed them. It's always some sort of like rice dish and
like a, I don't know, delicious.
They never fucking eat it.
It's crazy.
Yeah.
The heater's going off.
Yeah.
Classic, perfect timing.
Okay, Ria, now I don't know how closely you guys were paying attention during the commercials.
I'm going to throw this in there right now.
There is a Black Beauty movie of some sort, I guess, coming out.
Maybe Disney Plus, I forget where exactly it's being released.
Like the horse?
And yes.
Okay.
The star of the movie is Renez may from Twilight.
Oh my God.
No way.
I've been waiting for the day for her to be a star.
She was destined to be a star.
What?
Like the trailer came on as a commercial during the show.
What's her name?
McKenzie something.
I don't know.
McKenzie with an F, McKenzie with an L.
why am I blanking?
I think her name is definitely McKenzie.
I know that for a fact,
but I'm blanking on her last name.
McKenzie Foy.
Yes.
Yeah it is.
An F, I nailed it.
McKenzie Foy.
Oh, she's so adorable.
Look how cute she is.
My God.
But like, I saw that and was like, oh, what, like,
we thought it would be hard to throw our Twilight reference into this recap.
They just throw us Rinesme in a new movie coming out in, like,
coming out this.
year.
Yeah.
They did that for us.
They said, these girls, these bitches, they love Twilight.
They need a reference.
We're giving it to them.
Although I didn't even think it was hard to find a Twilight reference because I was going
to reference Twilight with the music that was playing at one point was literally Twilight
music.
Like they cut it from the movie and put it into the show.
It's crazy.
They had literal Twilight music.
And then they also had Beautiful Soul by Jess and McCartney and changed a couple of the chords.
And I thought to myself, I said it out loud and Roan agreed with me.
And Roan is the person who would know music.
So I was like, okay, it's not just me.
I think ABC may be tiptoeing some, I don't know, some copyright infringement.
Some copyright?
A little bit of copyright stuff going on ABC.
Not to point fingers, but you never know.
You never know.
It sounds very familiar.
And you're getting them in trouble.
I don't know what I say.
I don't want to say it.
Somebody's got to say it.
I don't want to be the one to say it, but, you know, if I have to, I will.
I smell a rat.
That was corny.
No, it made me laugh, though.
It really made me laugh.
I don't know why. Normally I'd be like, ha ha, that, that was a genuine laugh.
Thank you.
The second group date was a truth or dare themed date. It was like, hey, you guys are going to do all these
dares during the day. And then I'm going to crack down and ask you questions during the
night portion of the date. Very entertaining. This was probably by far the best group date this
season as
seen so far.
We had these guys
run around.
They had to get
Chris Harrison
to sign their
ass.
They had to scream
fake orgasms
into the
into the mic
that plays around
the whole resort.
The intercom.
Yeah, yeah.
Chris Harrison,
yes, I knew
intercom is the
correct word.
Thank you, Kelly.
You're welcome.
Chris Harrison also
is just really
getting his time
to shine this season.
I love it.
We're getting to see
more of him.
there he is having his lunch of crab legs and champagne and just living it up.
He's so fantastic Chris Harrison.
And you're right.
He has his time to shine this season more so than ever.
And like I've been saying it from the beginning, he is earning his paycheck because you know that he is along with everybody else trying to, you know, make do with what the situation is presented to them.
And he is succeeding with flying colors.
I am just, every time he's on the screen, I'm laughing, I'm smiling.
I'm feeling great.
We just love Chris Harrison in this house.
Would we expect anything else from Chris Harrison?
Of course we wouldn't.
He's nothing short of perfection all the time.
I hate when people hate Chris Harrison.
Who does that?
Who hates Chris Harrison?
I'm getting mad about it right now.
I'm getting hyped up about it.
I'm asking you to name names.
Who the fuck hates Chris Harrison?
I'll have a conversation with them.
Sometimes I see on Twitter because obviously we're deep in like the Bachelor
Twitter I feel like because we're always tweeting it.
So sometimes I'll look at the hashtag and I see what's going.
on over there. And I see people hating on Chris Harrison. I'm like, he makes this fucking show.
Like the bachelor, you don't have the bachelor if Chris Harrison's not involved. I'm sorry.
So I don't understand the hate for him. I'm sure he doesn't get much hate, but sometimes I see it.
The fact there's any hate at all is absurd. There should be zero.
Anybody who's important, anybody who's anybody who's going to get hate. So it's actually a
compliment to Chris Harrison that he's getting hate. But I still want to stick up for him.
Just because you're getting hate doesn't mean you're
just, you know.
Agreed.
I'm,
I'm gonna take one for him.
We've got your back, Chris.
Yeah, we do.
Hell you.
Always, always, always has.
We always have Chris Harrison's back.
All right, what did you ladies think about these, uh,
orgasm situations?
I'm,
I'm not gonna lie.
I was laughing.
I thought it was very funny.
I think Bennett tried to put like a good spin on it to be like,
oh, like not.
I forget what he said.
It was like, not right there.
Like, oh, I don't like.
It was.
painfully awkward I wanted to die, but then I was thinking about it, kind of like you're thinking,
maybe it was a on-purpose joke, like purposely sounding ridiculous. And that's, I need to know that.
Like, I need to continue to think that because I don't want to think badly of Benet because that was a poor display.
It absolutely was a fake orgasm joke he was doing because it's actually weirder if you go up there and you really pretend to have an orgasm.
That is, you know, Blake, he seemed like he was angry. It seemed like when he comes with.
he comes demons.
Yeah.
It's like fire.
Volcano is shooting out.
Right.
So if you get up there and you start making a joke about it, then it's like, okay, well, we don't, well, we'll net.
Ooh, it's a mystery.
What does Bennett actually sound like in bed, you know, rather than all of a sudden he starts
putting out real moans and we're all grossed out.
Who do you think was, both of you think was the best, the best moaner?
No one specifically.
My brain stood out.
We're all pretty bad.
I guess it would have to
I guess I would have to say
Kenny but only because
I feel like there
only because I feel like there's the least amount of criticism
for Kenny
I agree you know like
it but all in all
hilarious I think the girls' reactions were great
it was nice seeing Becca and Sydney in there
for the date having some laughs with
Latisha and then they
go to the truth for
where you know everyone, Tasha's getting to ask some questions, and Bennett talks about
being engaged before and calling off the wedding. He really didn't give us any details whatsoever.
Like Tasha was looking for details and all we got was like, hey, I have seen a lot of bad
relationships before and I just knew it wasn't right. Wasn't really any more detail than that.
But this also makes me, every time they have these kinds of conversations, I'm thinking to myself,
okay, these guys are telling Tasia about their past relationships.
He was engaged.
She called it off.
Do any of these guys besides Brendan know that she's been married?
Like, do any of them know?
I'm curious to know that because remember we did say that at one point being like,
I wonder if, like, if Brendan tells people, if Tasia will get upset.
Like, I didn't get the chance to tell every.
And it seems like he hasn't told a soul.
So I am interested to know that.
Who knows?
Like maybe she's just to tell like the last four guys.
It's like very confusing.
Because she didn't,
she didn't mention it when Bennett mentioned his failed engagement, right?
Or did she say?
No, did not.
That's why I saw that.
Yeah, it is weird.
I am interested to know if they do know and maybe they're just not making it a big deal
because she's just kind of like, hey, we're moving on from this.
It's a new life.
Like we're not talking about.
unless, you know, the ex-assment comes back, but we don't want to talk about that because we know how Tasha reacted to that when E-News talked about it. So we're going to skip past that. Bennett, on the other hand, did mention that the last time he felt this way was when he was 18. And then he proceeded to say that he was engaged to be married. And I feel like there was some sort of gap there. You know, it didn't necessarily make sense to me that he was saying the last time he felt this way was 18. He's 36 now. When was he engaged to be married? Was it when he was
there was no information.
Why did you know it was going to be bad?
Just because you've seen bad relationships before.
Was your relationship even bad?
Did you psych yourself out?
Yeah, there are a lot of questions unanswered.
I feel like Bennett is emotionally unavailable,
and that is why you're attracted to him.
That's, I think, a fact, yeah.
I think my track record proves that emotionally unavailable is my type.
Yeah, exactly.
That's the only standard you have.
Literally, it's the only people like I like are people who don't want to back.
what they look like, doesn't matter what their personality issues.
It's true though, but I feel like I would, I want to know more about that.
Like, I'm surprised that Tasia, obviously, I want to know more about it.
But I was surprised that Tasia didn't like push that issue more.
Like, I feel like if I were talking with somebody like Bennett and he were to mention a previous engagement that had failed and he said, you know, it's tough to talk about.
I think I would still, I'd pull like a Claire and Jason and be like, well, tell me about it.
Like, let's rip your heart out on TV.
just like, you know, just like men have done before you and tell me the fucking story because I feel like I have a lot of questions.
Yeah.
I need to be answered.
I'm wondering, like, was he saying that he was in love at 18 and then, you know, wasn't in love with his fiancé wherever she came through?
Like, maybe that's what he's referring to.
Right.
But a positive side of that shows me that he isn't necessarily afraid of commitment.
Although until I figure out if he's the one that called out the wedding or if she was, that statement can be amended in the future.
Yeah, it also seems like Tisha may have had more follow-up questions if she cared more about Bennett.
Like I think that just shows that Bennett is not really in her top guys and Bennett is fun and Bennett is fun to have around.
And there is obviously drama coming.
It looks like there's going to be some kind of two on one with Noah and Bennett.
So it's happening.
Like Bennett is they've they've circled Benet.
it as like, okay, he's going to be kind of like our funny guy. He'll prove some, he'll have some comedic
relief. He'll get in some fights. So we'll keep him around for a little bit and, and see what
happens. Um, Blake Moynes. Oh, God. I think his, I think his stock has drastically
dropped since Claire has departed. Plummeted. I don't really know what's going on, but it just every
week it drops for sometimes a reason, sometimes not a reason. This week, this week,
however, it was for him telling Tasha that he has great relationships with all of his exes because I just think like you just don't have great relationships with all of your exes.
That is kind of bizarre to me.
There's got to be some hostility somewhere or else why are they all exes?
Yeah, like what's the deal?
I understand.
I get being cordial.
Like say that you dated people that are like in the same friend group and
And like maybe you dated when you were younger and now it's like been so many years that things are now fine.
But if you, if it hasn't been like 10 years, I don't want to hear that you're like besties with your ex.
Like I don't want to hear that.
I think Blake is not being honest about himself and it's annoying me.
It's making me not like him.
I feel like first of all, if you have to repeat a million times that you treat women right and you are friends with your exes, I feel like there's something off there.
It's almost like he's trying to convince us.
Right.
Right.
Like, oh, oh, I'm sure you treat us right.
Like why did you keep saying it?
I didn't ask. I don't automatically think that you treat them wrong.
But now that you said that, I'm kind of thinking about it.
I'm like, hmm, maybe, you know, oh, I'm friends with my exes.
I do the right thing at all times.
Not everybody's perfect like that.
Not everybody.
You don't have to like everybody.
Right.
Blake, you can not like an ex.
It's okay.
It makes me wonder if he has skeletons in his closet that are yet to be revealed.
Absolutely.
A little bit.
Seems that way.
You got it in his eyes.
You can see it in those eyes.
Yeah.
Rone said Siberians.
in Husky. Yeah, I agree with that.
I totally see that. I absolutely see that.
It's, it's, yeah, there's got to be, there's got to be more to him that we're not, that we don't
know yet. And I don't know if he's going to be around long enough for us to find out,
but we will, we will see. Zach C got his time to shine in the hot tub, baby. I don't know.
Zach C is, I, I've said it before, I'll say it again. I think he is incredibly,
smooth. I think he's got the moves. I think Tasha appreciates his moves. We didn't even really hear
them talking to the hot tub. I don't know what. There wasn't even really a conversation that we saw.
There is some chatting, a big makeout in the tub, and that's all it took for him to get the group
date rose, which confirms to me that he has the moves. Do you just like him because somehow you have a
connection to him? No, I really do like him. Like he really is my favorite. I liked him very much
up until this week, which is funny.
Like I still like him.
I agree with you.
I think he definitely has moves.
I don't think he would have even made it this far,
if not for like whatever charisma he's got going on.
I thought that that hot update was so weird.
Like I thought it was his worst week for sure.
But I think that the fact that he's had great weeks with Tasia leading up to this
makes up for the fact that it was weird.
And it was just like benefit of the doubt, definitely getting a rose, like whatever.
Yeah, that's the thing.
I don't, I like him.
And I definitely liked him very much leading up to this week.
think it was the hot tub date that I didn't think was necessarily popping off to me.
The chemistry wasn't flying off the screen.
It felt awkward.
It almost felt like Tisha was giving him like her face screamed like I don't really, I'm not really enjoying this.
I think it may have been edited weird because it seemed like they went from like not connecting
at all to all of a sudden they're making out and they're like on top of each other.
I was like, wait a second.
Where what happened here?
But I will say sometimes that has.
happens in real life where you think you have no connection with somebody, right?
And then all of a sudden you're making out with them.
Yeah, that's true.
It is very true.
Especially if you're in the hot tub, I feel like what are we going to do now?
Let's just make out.
Yeah, for sure.
Right.
And I agree with you, Rhea.
I think that maybe there is some kind of middle part that we were missing that was maybe
cut for time or something like that.
But Tasia, Tasia gave that.
And I think we're seeing more of Zach.
it looks like he might get a one-on-one next week.
But he got the group date rose.
And I got to say one of Tasha has continued to do this now,
which I find so entertaining is the group date fake out.
Like she gives everyone a little speech.
And then it gets me every time.
Like she's sitting there and she went, Bennett.
And then she said something nice about Bennett.
And right away I was like, damn, Bennett and that group date rose.
And then she was like, taxi.
And then she said something about someone else, I forget.
And then went back to Zach C.
So she really plays that fake-out game, which I love because I feel like it really keeps the guys on their toes.
They're like, who is she going to pick?
I completely agree.
Totally keeps them on their toes.
Also keeps us on our toes, honestly.
Like, I was shocked that Zaxi got that rose.
Like, I really didn't think that he was going to.
I thought it would be Bennett just because Bennett was like open and honest.
And that usually goes a long way.
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Okay.
Ben was really wallowing all episode.
It kind of seemed like he was down in the dumps.
He really regretted last week and the group date and not getting his time.
And he-he.
He was like, Tasha hates me.
I'm the worst.
Like, it was a lot.
The he-he right there sounded like Michael Jackson.
Oh, he-he.
You said he-he, like, as you, like, said he twice and it sounded like, he-he.
Sorry.
Love that.
A he-he.
Anyways.
Oh, man.
I agree about South Park, Michael Jackson.
Yes, exactly.
Okay.
Ben, oh, my God, I'm not going to even, okay, Ben, Ben took his moment.
He wanted to go see Tasia.
He was like, I got to redeem myself.
and then they showed Ed.
And let me tell you.
Oh, Ed.
I'm getting to the point where I almost feel bad for Ed
because they have just made Ed such a joke.
Like, he's got to be watching this back
and being like, damn, they just made me out to be some type of idiot.
He looks like, he looks like the village fool.
Like, that's Ed, in my opinion, at this point.
They're all laughing at Ed, right?
They all, we think, oh, Ben, he's going to get interrupted.
Ed's going to show up first.
And they edited it all perfectly, where it's like knocking the door.
Who is it?
Oh, Ed, he got there first.
Like, Ben screwed.
Just kidding.
Ed's knocking on Chris Harrison's door instead.
And even worse, Chris Harrison was like, oh, man, like, Tage is on the other side of the place.
She is nowhere near here.
You are way off.
Like, it's just like a breast.
barrage of embarrassment.
This resort, Chris.
Like, I'm sure it's not that bad.
It was clear what happened here.
It was a little producer set up.
Hey, we're going to tell Ed to go to Tasha's.
It's really Chris Harrison's.
Then Chris Harrison's going to invite him in.
They're going to drink a couple of reds together.
They're going to have a nice night.
Then Ben's going to swoop in with Tasia.
The producers are not going to tell where Ed is,
where Tasha's little house is.
Where she's located.
I don't know.
I'm like,
he will not give the location of Tasia.
Yeah.
You know,
can't find her on the map.
Obviously,
this was,
it was a setup.
It's a little bit
they're doing on the Bachelor,
which they have to do
because there's nothing else going on.
They can't leave this place.
So they got to make the best of it
and make it like a little fun little game.
Like, oh,
open the door.
What will you find?
Will it be Chris Harrison?
Will it be nothing?
Or will it be Tasia?
I love the thought of a bunch of producers
sitting around at like two in the morning.
at like two in the morning.
They kept saying it was like 2.30.
So I love the thought of that.
Somebody talking to Ben and someone talking to Ed and then being like, let's convince
them both at the same time to try to go see Tasia and we'll send one like astray.
And obviously it ends up being Ed.
He's the butt of the joke.
But it makes me laugh so hard thinking like these guys, who the fuck knows?
Like nobody, two people on the same night at the same time aren't going to think, I got to
go storm to Tasia's house.
Like I, everything about this is fishy.
It's hysterical.
It made for great TV.
But if I were Ed, I'd be furious right now watching that back.
Do you think you could be a Bachelor producer, Kelly?
Because I'd be so good at it.
Yeah, I was going to say.
100%.
I would feel like you would be like the top bitch there.
Oh, just like you would be head producer.
Like move in my chest pieces all over the place.
God, hire me.
Literally.
This season has been a buffet of bits for the Bachelorette.
Like it's just an unbelievable amount of bits.
Because like you said, Ria, the can't.
go anywhere they can't do anything so we i feel like we're getting sketch comedy in the middle of
the bachelor's where they're like oh what what what what kind of what kind of hoodwinks can we get chris
harrison into and to have him involved with um the the contestants and that's what we got with ed
he can't find tasha ben gets his moment he gets to redeem himself um they they shut on ed not once not
twice, but like five times.
He's lost and then there was another
knock and we're like, oh, is it finally
Ed? No, it's the room
service with the champagne and
the strawberries
that Ben has.
And Ben
got to explain
himself to Tasha. It seems like
that was all Tasha was looking for
from him because I think now
Tasia's like, okay, Ben, he's back
in the running. She's liking what she's
seeing because I think she liked Ben from
from the beginning.
I did laugh at,
I don't know if you guys noticed this,
but Ben just,
like,
dropped his full strawberry
and his champagne.
Yes,
I did see that.
It's like a giant fucking strawberry
in his glass.
I was like,
all right,
good,
like,
that's hard to drink,
but okay.
It was like,
it became like a stopper.
Like,
it was like stuck in.
Like,
you can't drink around it.
Yeah.
And it's a small glass
for that big of a fruit.
But it worked out well for Ben,
and not so well.
for and not so well for Ed.
Ed, I think they're really capitalizing on like the, oh, Ed told Chris Harrison about his
dislocating shoulders.
And Ed, oh, he ends up at Chris Harrison's room.
It's like, as long as Ed stays on, he's going to be dating Chris Harrison and not Tayshah.
Right.
Exactly.
Do we think that, uh, that Ed is going to find out that this went down like while, like he,
while he was with Chris Harrison, Ben was with Tasia?
Like, do we think that that's...
Because I feel like, unless maybe Ben won't say anything,
but do they know that he, like, went to Tasia's?
I don't even think this happened at the same time.
I think that's fair to say.
I think that's filmed separately.
Yeah, I think you're right.
I think that this was totally different times.
I think you're right.
And they just cut it together to make it seem like a little thing.
Yeah.
And so do not happen at 2.30 a.m.
No.
Chris Harrison did tweet.
It was like 9 p.m.
Chris Harrison was looking sharp.
No, Chris Harrison tweeted he, someone said, like,
how does Chris Harrison look back?
good at whatever time in the morning.
And he was like, he was like 2.30 a.m.
is like noon in the Bachelor universe.
So I actually do feel like they're up at weird hours.
There's no time.
Yeah, there's no concept of time.
Yeah, I feel like Chris Harrison doesn't sleep during the bachelor.
Definitely not.
How could you?
How could?
I would never.
I would never be awake all the time.
The Rose Ceremony cocktail party, Ben, he'd follow through.
He was the first guy to pull Tasia.
everybody was getting some time with Tasia until Noah went to talk to Tasia.
And now there have been some moments between Noah and the rest of the guys
where they clearly think he is immature and not, you know, Tasia maybe doesn't like him or, you know,
whatever they've been talking about.
Noah already has a rose from the group date, which is also why they're all salty because he wasn't
supposed to be on that group date.
and he tells Tasha that the guys have been gossiping about her giving out that that rose for drama,
like for, you know, that she doesn't, that he, she doesn't really like Noah and she did that kind of keep things interesting and, and for drama, which did Noah just pull that out of his ass because not one,
did any of those guys say that.
And if they did, we didn't see it.
Yeah, that's what I said.
I was like, I didn't hear anybody say that.
And I also think that, yeah, it's almost like he was letting her know that the guys in the house are questioning her motives, which I feel like is a strong thing to imply.
Yeah, no, he went for the jugular.
Yeah, he went for the jugular with the guys.
Like, it wasn't like, oh, the guys have been giving me a hard time.
It was like, he made it about her and not about him.
It wasn't like, oh, this is me versus the guys.
he made it, oh, these guys are fucking talking behind your back, like, and saying that you're making, uh, that, you know, they don't respect the moves you're making. And Tasha got pissed, rightfully so. So she comes back in. She's like, gentlemen, can I, she's like, can I see all of you in the other room? Like it's just, oh, big attitude out of Tasia today. Big attitude. You and all those guys felt like they were being punished by their principal. Like, you could tell, you. You could tell.
they were like, and like, you know, they all gather, Tasha lays down the law, tells them how it is,
and is like, you know what, if you guys are going to question me, like, I will gladly walk you
out that door.
And then she's like, I'll see you all at the row ceremony and like flips her hair and walks out
and see you later, mic drop.
None of you get to talk to me anymore.
I loved it.
I loved it.
The hair flip, everything.
It was so powerful.
She let them know.
I'm not fucking around.
I also feel like these guys are getting a lot of their cocktail parties cut short.
I'm not going to lie.
It seems like not a lot of parties happening.
It's a lot of seriousness.
There's not much letting loose here.
They're getting them cut short, but you know what?
She didn't want to deal with their bullshit.
So whatever.
I think that.
But also like at the same time, we gave Claire shit for doing the same thing.
So are we not going to give Tasia shit for cutting this short again?
I don't think I'm going to give Tasia for this one because I will say maybe maybe she took a little.
took what Noah said a little too seriously without like hearing any any like other information like I think
I would have talked to one more guy I mean like hey listen Noah just told me this what the fuck is this about
you know but I also don't think she needed to cross reference that one exactly I don't think it was
as dramatic as like a Claire situation and also um I maybe think that she felt like it was okay to do that
because we forget that she did give them the privilege of like canceling the rose ceremony and just
having a cocktail party on her first week like they had this you know bump and party the first time
they all hung out. And now she's like, well, that shit was a privilege. And you guys are abusing the
privilege of hanging out with me. So see yourself the fuck out. Exactly. And these guys
are P-O'd to say the least. And they're like, who talked to Tasha last? Like, where is this
coming from? Noah finally fesses up and says like, oh, it was me. And kind of tells them what he said,
but also not really.
And look, in Noah's defense,
it's got to be hard when you're in a room
with a bunch of other dudes who, like, in the moment,
hate your guts and you're trying to defend yourself
when you have every single person trying to, like,
tell you that you just made him a huge mistake.
But the guys are pissed, and rightfully so,
they're all coming for him.
They are clearly giving Noah the villain edit,
because every time he talks, it's like,
dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.
The music is frightening, but also makes me seem cooler than he is.
Like, damn, Noah's in the room.
It's suspenseful.
The music is suspenseful as fuck.
Like, it's like a buildup that you're like, oh my God, is like, is he about to be
slash?
Like, am I watching a horror film?
Some guys about to chase Noah down the hallway with an axe?
A hundred percent.
That's really what it sounds like.
And that's how I think collectively we all felt watching it stay in the room.
There's like a good crowd of us.
We all were like, fuck, what is this music?
Like everyone noticed it.
It was very purposeful seeming to me.
Yes, definitely.
So it seems like not as bad of a punishment for the crime, if that makes sense.
It's like, yes, Noah definitely made a statement he should have made, but now it's getting blown out.
so much. Now, is Noah a little shitster? Yeah, he absolutely is. He's like the youngest of 10 kids.
I think shitster is your middle name if you're in that position. Like, he, he's definitely
stirring the pot. But Bennett seems to be the one who's taking it the most personal.
He does seem to be taking it personally. So much so that he, he's now hung up on the fact that
he's like babysitting this guy. And I think that we forget that Bennett, it's like 36 years old.
Is he the oldest there at this point? He might be.
Kenny.
Oh, Kenny.
But Kenny's gone now, but yeah.
Forget it.
So I think it sounds, what Noah did was a little bit of like, you know, I think Tate just says
it next week, like schoolyard, juvenile teenage bullshit.
But Bennett, instead of just like ignoring him and being like you're like you're a child,
like you're not worth my time, he's now very invested in it.
And he's hurling his own insults and trying to like assert his like age and dominance and,
you know, whatever.
I didn't hate it.
I obviously loved it personally.
but I can see how it can come across a little off-putting.
What do we think about the breastfeeding comment?
I loved it.
I cracked up so hard.
I thought I was hysterical.
Yeah, I didn't hate it, but Roan brought up a good point on the after show being like, you know, guys don't usually breastfeed.
Yeah, men don't traditionally breastfeed.
So it is a little strange, like to visualize.
I thought it was fine.
I feel like Ben is just talking shit.
He's like, all right, I'm here.
I'm going to talk shit.
Like me and Noah, we're going at it.
That's fine.
We're going to fight this season.
Yeah.
And I do kind of think that Bennett really feels offended by the way that Noah, like, carries himself.
Like, I just think he doesn't like being associated with a guy like Noah.
And the rest of the guys definitely have more of a maturity, it seems like, than Noah does.
Totally.
Um, he has made it very clear that he doesn't care.
You know, earlier, um, before the, I guess it was one, before the second group date,
Noah wasn't on the, on the list.
And he already had a rose from the other group date.
And he was like, damn, I wish I was on there so I could get more time with Tasha.
And Ben, it was like, why would you ever think you would get a group?
Like, why would you ever think you would be invited on this date?
You already have a rose.
the whole point of the group date is so someone can get a rose and you already have the rose.
But logistically, Bennett is correct.
But like is Noah all of a sudden a bad guy ever saying he wants more time with Tasia?
Yeah.
I mean, it's all when you lay out the facts, Ben, it's not wrong.
But if you think about the nuanced situation, no, it's fine for him to be like,
no, I wish I got more time with Tasia, like, you know, kicking a rock down the down the street,
being alone at the house.
Yeah.
Yeah.
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Rose Ceremony Time.
We, I find myself really looking forward to the rose ceremonies because we have not gotten that many.
This is week seven.
And this is like our fourth row ceremony.
It's not enough.
Claire had I think, yeah, Claire I think had two.
This is Tasia's second one.
There's still so many guys left.
I forget who said it.
Oh, Ivan said it.
Ivan was like, we got to start trimming the fat.
And I was like, Ivan, you are correct.
We do need to start trimming the fat.
So she's giving out her roses.
And the last one to get a rose is Ed.
I just, what?
It doesn't make sense.
Collective sigh.
Makes no sense.
None.
What, like, what producer thinks that Ed has the it factor that they got to keep him around?
Like, they just really have made him, like, the joke.
And they're like, we got to keep him around and see what else we can do with him.
They made him the joke.
And then they ran that joke into the ground this week.
Like, we, he already did, like, the funny drinks with Chris Harrison.
Like, what, do I need to see another silly joke with Ed?
No, I don't want to see his face anymore.
No, but I'm happy he made it opposed to Chason.
Like, if it was between Chason and Ed.
he's going to stay, I'm happy
Chasin left.
Agreed.
Or not left.
He got sent home.
He didn't get a rose.
Let's make that clear.
Yes.
He was not given a rose.
Correct.
And we really didn't have any
Chase and air time this episode,
which was nice.
We had so much Chasin last week.
Really, no chasing at all this week.
Chasin was sent home.
Kenny was sent home.
Jordan C was sent home.
And Dr. Joe.
Jordan C was sent home.
Yes, Jordan was the one I was.
Redding. And sadly, Dr. Joe. I mean, Dr. Joe, just an absolute gem of a man.
I'm sad to see him go. I can't believe. I didn't get a fair shake, Dr. Joe.
She did not spend nearly enough time with him. He was so sweet, so handsome, seemingly wonderful.
He's a doctor. He's a doctor. He seems fantastic. I bet he'll, he to me, now that he's left,
gives me, like, grocery store Joe vibes where he will get his comeuppance on, like, a paradise.
Maybe it's that.
But also I think it's just because of the like blind love we have from.
We're like, oh, Dr. Joe.
Yeah, we know nothing about him.
Yeah, nothing about it.
I was about to say, why do we like Dr. Joe?
I don't even know why I like him.
He just seems, he, I think he had a couple funny lines.
He just is great.
He just seems like a nice guy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He just seems like a very nice guy.
Just, you know, he's a New Yorker and the physiologist.
Like, with just good things from Dr. Joe.
And I think that he does have that grocery store Joe vibe where it's like,
Like, you, your name is associated with your job forever.
Like it's like a grocery store Joe.
We got Dr. Joe now.
And hopefully he does get his moment in paradise.
He absolutely deserves it or deserves some other, some other moment.
He really does because the fact that Ed got to stay and Dr. Joe had to go.
It's ridiculous.
I don't like it.
It's unfair.
Do we think I actually haven't even thought about this until just now, that they're going to have a live mental all this year, this season?
I wonder.
I don't even know if I really want one.
I don't know if I care enough about these guys.
I think I do want one because I am curious.
I want them to like commit to Bachelor in Paradise.
Like we haven't heard yet still that obviously the Bachelor is coming.
We know it's already filmed.
The Bachelorette presumably will go on schedule.
But I'm wanting to, like we didn't get a Bachelor in Paradise at all this year.
And I feel like a lot of people from the season specifically will thrive on Paradise.
And mental all is usually when they kind of, when they say like, oh, and we'll see you in paradise.
Like they'll bring them wherever.
I'm curious.
It's going to be cutthroat.
It's going to be very cut thrown.
Who makes the cut for paradise?
Because they have a huge pool of people to choose from now because they've gone through two seasons of having people and then obviously not having a paradise season.
And now we're going to have even more for them to choose from.
So I hope they do.
I did see someone say that the men tell all has been filmed already.
So I think that is happening or is going to happen.
Apparently we have, apparently, this is not, I don't take my word for this because I did not fact check it.
Apparently we have six episodes left, which would mean that for two weeks we have a Monday and Tuesday episode, which is.
is we're just, it's going to be like rapid fire for like the next couple weeks.
Those are the double night bachelor's.
And there, and it's always like two hours.
It's always like four hours of Bachelor in one week.
And that's the time where it's like, Jesus Christ, we got to, we got to wrap this shit up at this point.
And I'm not going to lie.
Absolutely, you know, I love this show and we were so happy when it came back and thank God it did.
But having like two weeks of two episodes.
episodes right by like the hot like right by Christmas where everyone really just doesn't give a
fuck about anything.
Yeah.
It's going to be a tough sell.
But you know what?
We will do it.
We're going to kill it.
We'll exactly.
We will do it.
It will be great.
I also wanted to mention.
Oh, that I'd want two things to mention.
Kenny, it was his time to go.
I said this on the after show.
But every time he called Tisha T, I like wanted to gouge his eyes out.
Like I, it was like made me.
me irrationally angry. I'm like, nobody calls her that. Like, Kenny, you're the guy that gives
people nicknames who don't want nicknames. Right. It's like stop, stop trying to make tea happen.
It's not going to happen, you know? Literally. It's not going to happen. It's not going to happen.
It was embarrassing for him. Yeah. It really, and he just did it so often that it was wild.
And then also, the other thing I want to say is Spencer. Spencer got that first impression rose.
and we have seen like nothing of Spencer since then.
When he got a rose at the rose ceremony, it was like, oh, shit, I forgot about you.
I forgot about him, too, until they showed him at the end of the episode or whatever.
And I was like, oh, shit, what up, Spencer?
I forgot how hot you were, honestly.
But I wonder if he'll start causing some drama, too.
Like, I feel like I had at one point seen previews of him causing drama.
Do you remember that?
Yeah, I think now that we know how many episodes we have left,
I feel like we have plenty of time to see something from Spencer.
Yeah, you're right.
Totally. And historically, the first impression rose, man, goes pretty far. So I think it was kind of weird to me that we haven't really seen any more of him since that moment. But that's where we're at, guys. How do we feel? We got, we're down the, I want to say we're like down the stretch, but we're not really. Like, it feels like it's been going on for a while, but Tasia season, like, kind of just started.
It feels like I need something to pop off.
Like I need, I need something crazy to happen.
I know that I'm asking for a lot here, but I need something crazy to happen.
Yeah, we need, we're at the point where, and it happens in regular seasons too.
It's like, you know, episode three, four.
We need, like you said, something to pop off.
We need something to get our blood pump in.
We need to put some life back into the season.
We got it all, you know, lack of a better phrase, like blew our load early with Claire.
And now we have to make sure the momentum stays up with Tasia.
I think that we, the three of us specifically plus Trent,
should be in charge of like keeping the morale high with this season.
I think we have to like fully dedicate,
be like, you know what, we're not giving up on Tasia.
We're not going to let the energies go low.
I think we need to ride this all the way to fuck out.
It's probably the only Christmas bachelor situation that we're ever going to get.
So we might as well make the most of it.
Absolutely.
Now to close, I want predictions from you guys on how we,
it seems like we are going to get a Bennett, Noah,
two on one, what are our early predictions for this two on one and what do you think the outcome will be?
I think they're going to fight and I think Bennett's going to go home.
I actually totally agree with that.
I think that they will argue.
I think Bennett will be right in what he's saying, but I think he's going to get too mad at like Noah not caring enough and not arguing in the way that he like wants to argue logistically or whatever.
and I think his frustration is going to make him look foolish
and Tage is going to be like goodbye.
I also maybe the both of them, you know?
Could be.
But if it's just one, I think it's Bennett.
I agree with that.
Yeah, I agree with you guys.
I think if it's just one, it's probably going to be Bennett.
It seems like this fight is going to be like Bennett trying to get all intellectual
and really like get intense with Noah and Noah's going to be like,
nah, nah, nah, boo, boo, boo.
like it's just it's just going to push benet over the edge and he's going to crack uh ideally
tasha sees their interaction and is like all right both of you peace out uh and sends them both
home but that might be wishful thinking because noah seems like he has some more shit to stir
for a while past past how long ben it goes okay that wraps up our about
Tourette recap for this week. Thank you guys for listening. Just a reminder because we don't have an
episode on Friday. We have some new merch for Black Friday. Woo. Woo. Hicks in the office. We've got some
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going to want to check that out Black Friday. And we have some fun stuff. So look out for that. And
hope everyone has a magical, healthy Thanksgiving and that you eat all the food that you want
and watch all the football that you want and have a great holiday.
Love you guys. Bye. Bye.
