Chicks in the Office - Sexiest Man Alive Paul Rudd + Luann de Lesseps Interview
Episode Date: November 12, 2021Paul Rudd named People's Sexiest Man Alive (11:40-15:54). Scott Disick spotted with Brooklyn Beckham's ex Hana Cross (17:56-21:33). Zendaya wins Fashion Icon award at CFDAs (21:34-29:05). Shailene Woo...dley goes off on Daily Mail alleged pictures of Aaron Rodgers (29:06-34:10). Interview with Luann de Lesseps – talking her cabaret tour A Very Countess Christmas, new Christmas song and video, The Ultimate Girls Trip, RHONY + more! (35:03-57:41). VOTE FOR US AT THE PCAS > https://bit.ly/CITOPCAs. CITO merch > http://bit.ly/citomerch. Follow us on Instagram @chicksintheoffice and on Twitter @chicksintheoff + subscribe to our Snapchat show > http://bit.ly/thegroupchat & our YouTube > http://bit.ly/CITOYOUTUBE.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/chicks-in-the-office
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What's up, everyone?
It's Chicks in the Office with Rianne, giving you that Friday energy on a Friday.
So is our first Friday episode back?
Yes.
Yeah, it is.
Yeah, it is.
That felt weird.
I forgot what day it was.
I was like, oh my gosh, what day is it?
Yeah, we're back Friday episodes, guys.
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We love DatChat.
Download it, like I said, like Fran said.
And on Monday night or Tuesday night, when the fuck is the show on Bachelor's on Tuesday nights?
Bachelor rights on Tuesday nights.
Instead of live tweeting, I was in Dat Chat and I was having an absolute blast.
So if you want to just let it fly, Dat Chat is the place to be and that's what we're doing on there every single night when we watch The Bachelorette.
So join the groups and we just talk to you guys.
We comment on what you're commenting on.
We post never before seen pictures on there of us watching the show.
You can also just talk about our podcast episodes and the Chicks in the Office group, the topics we're talking about, whatever you want to do.
Yeah, whatever you guys want to do.
And we will be in there.
But we are giving you that Friday energy on a Friday.
The Friday episodes are back.
We took a short break because of the tour.
But now we're back on track.
I actually want to give people shit for one second, though.
Obviously, love the people who listen to this podcast.
Appreciate them with my whole entire heart.
I love you guys to death.
But some people, some people have been very rude about our tour friend saying,
they go on tour for one night?
How are they slacking in the podcast?
It's like it's not just like we just show up one night and do a show.
There's a lot of stuff that goes into the show.
There's a lot of preparation.
A lot of preparation for Noah who has to also edit this show and everyone else involved.
It's quite literally impossible for Noah to put on as a producer, a live show on a Thursday night
and have a podcast episode come out on Friday.
He would have to be Superman to do those things.
So I just want people to understand that things may see.
seem easy on the outside. They're really not that easy. And a lot of preparation goes into these things.
We're not lazy. Yeah, we're not late. Trust me. We're we're far from that. But I saw some of those
comments and I was like, damn, people really just think it's just like, boom, you just show up somewhere.
It's just not that simple. So obviously we took a break, but now the Friday episodes are back and we
are very excited to be giving that to you guys. We have a lot to talk about today. We want to talk a
little bit about the fact that the Friday energy sweatshirt was featured on Real Housewives of Salt
Lake City. We also just did trivia with the woman who was wearing that sweatshirt that will be out
on Monday. Yeah. And it's just an iconic moment. It'll go down in history as one of the craziest
things that happen in Real Housewives history while also a Friday energy sweatshirt being involved in it.
Not only was the sweatshirt involved, take that out of it. I was glute.
to my television.
And I did not,
I could not watch this live.
I watched it earlier this week.
But I saw like all the posts about it.
So I was very excited.
But when I watched it, I just,
my jaw was on the floor.
Jen Shaw.
Jen Shaw is something else.
She gets this phone call, you know,
she unplugs her mic, the whole thing.
And she claims that she's like,
the lie she came up with is sneaky, so funny.
Like, Sharif.
went to a doctor's appointment and internal bleeding.
She's got to go to the hospital.
That's what she came up with.
Like it wasn't like, oh, it was like a routine checkup and, ooh, found some internal
bleeding.
That doesn't happen.
It was just like everyone was looking at her.
Like, what are you talking about?
Just like, I got to go.
They didn't know if they were going to go on the trip or wait for her.
But the whole thing was they thought it was a prank.
like are these they I'm shocked
to one of them didn't go out and think like these police
officers were like strippers
or like they thought Jen was
pranking them they had no idea
and um
I think my favorite part was
Heather being like
I mean like
one uh
why am I
spacing on
her why am I spacing
Lisa Lisa
I'm like why am I spacing on her name
Lisa
Lisa brought
I'm like why can I remember
her last name
Lisa
I was like
I'm calling Stu
like we gotta call Stu
he's in right hand
man see what's going on
and Heather was like
should I
I mean should I call Jen
like and tell her
like what's that
and Lisa just goes
yeah I don't think you should
this might be
super
super serious
and of course
like it was a mega episode
so they did this whole long
episode until
the last 10 minutes was all this stuff.
So this coming episode, I think, is going to be so good.
Yeah, it's going to be really good.
And obviously, this moment is one of the crazier moments to ever happen, especially to new housewives.
Like, you see this shit happen with housewives down the Erica Jane now.
Right.
Season seven.
Down the road.
Jen Shaw's like second season.
Season two, baby.
She's getting fucking arrested.
Real house of Salt Lake City may live on forever.
We're on a, we're on quite.
a fraud run trend yeah yeah we're really on quite a like arrest storyline for not that you know like not that
erika jane has been arrested but just like legal matters and all things like that it really used to be
just teresa rich people love committing fraud you ever notice that the rich only get richer
because they commit fraud yeah they also hate paying their taxes yeah they do because they take
the money yeah yeah they're greedy yeah they're greedy
but very interesting we love these
storylines in Real House House House
although it's unfortunate for them
but also don't commit a crime
and you won't have a problem.
It was so wild like the fact that they
it's just poetry in motion
of reality TV they literally got
Jen and Stu
talking about the companies
like literally before she this happens
they're on a walk and they're talking about
the company she's created
and why she hasn't been like with her
kid enough because she's been so busy
making these companies and making sure
everyone she works that works for her
is taking care of and that's her top priority.
And like, it was incredible.
It was this whole, like, big speech about all the, you know, hard work she's put into
her career and her job and everything.
And 20 minutes later, it's like arrest, fraud, like just homeland security is looking
for insane.
The whole thing.
Don't you think it's kind of funny that when Jen Shaw was on our podcast, she was
committing fraud?
Yeah.
Right, right.
Like in the back of her head, she's got all these dirty secrets.
Yeah.
We had no idea.
On top of that.
Did we?
Yeah.
Oh, on top of that, Taylor Swift.
If you're listening to this right now,
shut it off and go listen to Taylor Swift.
If you're listening to this right now on Friday, of course,
we are, it is Friday for all of you,
fine, beautiful listeners.
And personally, for me,
I will just be blasting Red Taylor's version throughout my entire.
apartment all day long in my headphones walking i'll probably be have the all too well short film
on loop on my television i'm i'm so excited the we really we're spoiled we're spoiled because back to back
this red taylor's version and adele's new album back to back is just a gift next week
i wish i was absolute gift i wish i was upset about something i know you know
For Adele.
For Adele and Taylor Swift.
But isn't red kind of like upbeat?
Some of it, not all of it.
Call me when 1989 comes out.
It's truly all Ria cares about.
I love that album so much.
Yeah, I'm excited for the songs.
I was some of my drive home today.
New songs.
What's your favorite in 1989?
Oh, my gosh.
God, I love them all.
I like, all you had to do was stay.
I like new romantic.
I like
My favorite 1989 song
I gotta look at the whole album right now
I think
Mine would be
Hey
Hey hey hey
No
Out of the woods
No
Out of the woods is one of my favorites
I don't really know that way
I wish you would
Honestly style is one of my favorites
Wildest dreams
I wish you would
Shake it off the banger
Like that's probably not the cool thing to say
But
All you
My favorites are
actually my least favorite song of this entire.
Really? That's like one of the, blank space.
Top three for me are I wish you would.
All you had to do was stay and new romantics.
And I love this love.
This love, this love.
Very strange choices from Ria.
Yeah.
But, yeah, so I'm assuming everyone is going to be knee deep in Taylor Swift today, as they
should.
Who knows what kind of surprises we're going to get.
There's been a lot of rumors about potentially some kind of other video coming out as well.
I know we're getting the all too well, but that's like starring, like it's starring Dylan O'Brien
and, Sadie Sink, Sarah Sink, Sydney Sink, shit, fuck.
No, Sadie Sink.
Sadie Sink, right?
Sadie Sink.
Yeah.
And obviously Taylor Swift is involved, but I think there might be some other kind of video coming out as well.
Yeah, I think it's really funny that Dylan O'Brien went from being on curb last week to
Being on Taylor Swift, Robbie Fox had being on Taylor Swift being in this music video, short film.
Robbie Fox had a very funny tweet and he was like, you think he turned down Young Lowry for this?
Which is hilarious.
That is very funny.
Dylan O'Brien, he's everywhere.
Can't just.
Can't escape him.
Can't escape him.
And I'm not complaining.
Stop Dylan O'Brien.
And I am not complaining.
I know you follow me on Twitter.
He's on the list.
I know you follow me.
Anyway, he's a cutie-bye.
What?
I'm going to clip that.
No, don't clip it.
Don't clip it.
trust tree. Trustry,
trustry, everybody.
Don't tweet it out.
Don't tweet it out anybody.
Seriously.
Tweet it out.
No, don't.
Trustry.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
Anyways, let's get into today's topics.
We got Paul Rudd is people's sexiest man alive.
Scott Dissick was spotted with a new girl.
Zendaya is winning awards at a record rate.
And Shailene Woodley popped off on her Instagram stories about a fake Aaron Rogers.
And we also have a lovely interview.
with the one and only Luann, the Countess.
She came in person.
It was awesome.
And her new...
Yeah, the exclusive.
Her new song and music videos out now.
What do I want for Christmas?
Great stuff.
Yep.
We have the video online where we have the exclusive to the video.
Check it on the blog.
Yeah.
Check it out.
So everybody, let's get into it.
Starting off with Paul Rudd.
Paul Rudd was named people's sexiest man alive for this year.
And I think that everyone is okay with this.
It's Paul Rudd.
Yeah.
there's this is the thing are there the world is full of sexy men number one sexy celebrities there's
not exactly a short of short of sexy men so the options you know they're they're endless really of so many
people and then it becomes like a who you think is more attractive off situation which can happen
for anything but you can't complain about all around confirmed good guy paul rudd being people
sexiest man alive and it's i'm sure an honor for him
and at this point
he's looked the same for forever
like he's ageless
I think that gives it to him right off the bat
Paul Rudd is timeless
he's also a product of incest
but we're gonna move right past that
Little known fact
His parents are cousins
Second cousins
Is that okay?
No it's not
I love Paul Rudd
I love Paul Rudd too
But we just have to
I know what saying just cousins
is makes people
When I hear a cousin
I think immediately first cousin
Can we define
Second cousin
Second cousin?
your grandparents are siblings.
Yes. That's not that.
Oh my God. I'm so close with my second cousins.
Yeah, I know you call them your cousins, but like there's some people that aren't, like,
I'm not, I have a bazillion second cousins because my grandma was the youngest of 12.
I don't even like know a lot of my second cousins.
Really?
And you marry.
No, I certainly would not marry one of them for sure.
Anyways, Paul Rod, but I'm just saying like, I'm just saying I did not even know.
Like, I don't know a lot of my second cousins.
Marion, it creates a great guy, you know.
Right, yeah, true.
You get someone like Paul Rudd.
Maybe actually we're all doing it wrong.
First cousins is a problem.
Second cousins, though?
You want a star actor as a child?
Who doesn't age?
Maybe the secret to not aging is having your parents be cousins.
Oh, boy.
Anyways, Paul Rudd is a great guy, great actor.
So, a nice guy, it seems, and I feel like everyone's happy with this.
I was expecting maybe like a Chris Evans, or even Jason Sedakis.
but I feel like Jason Siddakas would turn that down.
Yeah.
I don't think he would.
To be honest, I'm sneaky.
This is just a, I have no facts to back this up,
but I'd feel like,
I feel like a lot of guys every year
might get offered Sexiest Man Alive and say no.
I think so too.
You know?
I think they feel it out.
What would be the reason behind saying no?
It's kind of cheesy.
Yeah, it's like, cheesy?
Yeah, like.
But if you're Jason Stakesis, you'd be like,
you have to do the photo shoots and the interviews.
Like Harry Styles, you know?
Yeah, I don't know.
I just.
think that some people, like I know for a fact, isn't, like, they've tried to have it be Ryan Gosling
like a billion times and he always says no. That is cool. It's cool of Ryan Gosling. It depends
who's saying no. Like, is there somebody who could say no that you'd be like, this guy's saying no,
but Ryan Gosling says no. What if Blake Shelton had said no? Yeah, right. I'd be like,
oh, okay, relax Blake Shelton sit down. Maybe it's like, oh, he knows, like he shouldn't have been.
No. Paul Rudd, I think is a great, it's a great choice because I just, shocking choice.
It's shocking. I really, I didn't expect it at all when I, when I, when I,
saw it. But yeah, I just, like, what I love reading about are all the people who have good Paul
Rudd stories. Like, he just seems so great. Even in Hillary Burton, her book, like, she, you know,
talking about buying this candy shop in upstate New York and refurbishing it and like bringing,
like, she's business partners with Paul Rudd and his wife. They're up in that quaint, beautiful
upstate New York town
and he's just, you know, walking around
fixing up candy shops, like just
being that kind of guy. I think it might
have been on comments by celebs like on their story.
They posted someone's tweet of like,
I met Paul Rudd at this event
two weeks. We talked for a little while. He was very great interested.
Two weeks later he walked by me on the street and was like,
hey Scott, how are you? That's fucking crazy.
It's just, he's that kind of guy.
He's that kind of guy. You cannot be upset about
this. You just have to have a smile on your
about Paul Rudd.
Who'd have thought?
Right?
I mean, it's just...
I just want you to end it there.
Yeah.
I did not want to say.
I looked at Noah and I went,
that was nice.
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Scott Dissick was spotted out with a new girl.
She's 23 years old.
Her name is Hannah Cross, and she's Brooklyn Beckham's ex-girlfriend.
Yeah.
Random, not random.
Not shocked.
Yeah, I don't know why there was ever a conversation after Amelia and after Cravis that Scott would be like dating not young models.
That's never going to end.
Right.
Like this is just what Scott Dessig does.
He's going to keep dating people to try to fill the void in his heart about Courtney Kardashian.
Yeah.
It's probably not going to work until one day he magically.
Maybe I'm rooting for Scott Dissick to find love.
I really am.
I want him to find the person that that Courtney found in Travis.
But who knows if that's going to happen for him?
Not shocking, though.
Yeah, no, definitely not.
She does, she kind of looks like Amelia.
They all kind of look alike.
Yeah.
Like Sophia, like Amelia kind of looked like Sophia Richie a little bit.
Apparently Brooklyn and Hannah, like, God, they've had a very tumultuous relationship.
How old is Brooklyn Beckham?
There was some kind of fight.
Brooklyn Beckham's like 22.
Isn't that nuts, though, that Brooklyn Beckham is like 22, and Scott Isick is, like, this girl went from dating a 22-year-old to like, oh, he's 35.
Yeah, Brooklyn Beckham is 22.
So Brooklyn Beckham's 22, and then she goes and she dates a 35-year-old.
Engaged 22-year-old also.
Yeah.
That is, like, he could not be more obsessed with his fiancé.
Oh, my God, I love them.
They're a little too much for me.
Really?
I kind of love that kind of, like, it almost feels toxic.
It's way too much.
Her eyeballs are tattooed on his.
his neck and he's just got all this shit tattooed like love letters tattooed they're like they're just
a little too much for me yeah but when you're like that the pda the the the the instagram captions it's
just i like it yeah i mean yeah they're obsessed with each other out clearly but yeah they um
there were some kind of fight in like 2019 2018 broken beckham's girlfriend hand across lashes out at
him and explosive can bust up as security or forced to separate them that was in two
So it seems like perhaps Brooklyn has also had his fair share of maybe toxic relationships.
And, you know, Nicola is the one.
Nicola is the one.
And I do, and I talked about this with you.
And I feel like I've talked about this with about the two of them a while ago.
But his parents got together when they were very young also.
I don't really judge when people get together that young because that used to be the thing to do.
No, I know.
It's just that now in this day and age, people wait or they just don't.
Yeah.
Or it's like, my mom got married when she was like, I don't know, 20, 21.
Yeah.
And my parents have been together for over 30 years.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But yeah, this, you could literally give me the headline.
That is probably the, if you were to put the odds on like Scott Dissick jets to Miami
with blank 20, to, insert 20 to 25 year old model.
that's like that's rolling at like minus 10,000 you're just like yeah that makes sense you nod your head
you keep going yeah yeah the odds of that are very high and it's exactly what we saw exactly what we
saw so is this something that we should all keep our eye on is a serious thing no new new keeps rolling
yeah so it's just kind of like the sky is blue the grass is green scott disigs on his way to
Miami with a new model.
Zendaya just cannot stop having moments.
They're just unbelievable.
This week, she won the fashion icon award at the CFDA's incredibly well-deserved.
She is such a fashion icon already.
She is the youngest person ever received that award.
And the outfit she wore, unbelievable.
She, nobody can, like, she can really just wear the,
coolest things and never miss.
Never miss. She has never had a bad outfit.
Never. Never. Never.
Even when people wanted to act like
they didn't like her Cinderella outfit at the back alley.
They loved it. She has never
had a bad outfit. She never
has, you never look and you're like, I didn't love that.
Everything she wears, you love. She
really deserves this award. And then you have
Tom Holland supporting her on Instagram.
And any sort of PDA that we can
get from Zendaya and Tom Holland, everybody
eat it up.
Tom Holland and Zendaya.
That's me.
Yum, yum, yum, yum.
They just can't get enough of it.
And this is just great for Zendaya.
Red is her color, I think.
She, I mean, all the colors are her color.
Zendaya is just one of those people that you root for.
You don't know her personally, but you just root for her.
Yeah.
On Dancing with the Stars this week, I think, was it Jojo?
Or, yeah, I think it was Jojo.
Carrie Ann said to Jojo that she was reminding her of Zen,
when Zendaya was on the show.
And I was like, damn, I always forgot that Zendaya was on.
Yeah, Dance with the Stars.
Zendaya thought dancing with the Stars would be her peak.
Yeah, I know.
Absolutely insane.
Everything about it.
But yeah, Tom Holland posting, nah, stop it.
Hard eye.
It's just a picture of her in the outfit that she was in.
Hard eye emoji.
An incredible achievement for the most incredible person.
Congrats Zendaya and luxury law.
You guys deserve every bit of this.
just beautiful so sweet can't get sweeter than that can you believe i just i don't know i can't
i'm still like i'm still like these two they did it they got together i can't believe that they let
everyone know too right like they're like they were holding that in i know and they didn't want it to
be public and then bam all of a sudden they're like talking about each other everywhere he posts
about her oh it's so cute maybe he got a little nervous because of timothy shallow all the timothy
show of this stuff.
Let's not get our hearts broken, though, here.
I know.
I actually, honestly, get way to invested in every, like, Spider-Man relationship.
I feel like...
They all end up together, right?
Did it go out of...
Did it go out of...
Yeah.
Yeah.
I didn't even mean to ask that question.
I meant to say it was a fact.
New York trivia beat Ray and France, the New York show.
Emma Stone was not an MJ.
Oh, yeah.
In the Spider-Man movies, she was Gwen.
Yeah, important to note.
Like Emma Stone's character is not MJ
Yeah your brother
Kirsten Duntz I mean that's we all got it wrong
Kirsten Duntz was an MJ
At any lives that no one got
Yeah Kirsten Duntz was an MJ
And um
Obviously Zendaya MJ
But Emma Stone was a
Yeah
Yeah
So they're and they've all date like you know
Toby McGuire
Curse Dunst was a thing
Andrew Garfield Emma Stone
Big time thing
You have always rooted for them
But they that yeah she
clearly that ended.
You have that kiss.
You can't have to.
It's the Spider-Man kiss.
Yeah.
That'll do you.
That'll do you in.
I don't.
They definitely,
it's definitely not in the new ones
like Zendaya and Tom Holland
have not done that.
But if they do,
pray for France.
You know who did it?
Seth and Summer in the OC.
Yeah?
It's the Spider-Man kiss.
Yeah.
But it just hits.
I get a tear to my eyes.
It just hits different in the movie.
It really does.
It does.
It really, really does.
Can I just say this is so random and truly has nothing to do with what we're talking about?
Say it.
Nothing to do with what we're talking about.
Nothing at all?
Literally nothing at all.
Okay.
But you said the OC and it made me think because I've been rewatching Wentree Hill that I,
the season four finale of One Tree Hill, which I watched yesterday, might be like the best teen drama graduation, high school graduation.
episode of all time.
Without fail, that episode makes me cry.
Always, every time I watch it.
Can I top you, though?
You can try.
The OC graduation.
I think Wontra Hill goes...
It's just like a different kind of episode.
Yeah, it is.
Meaning, like, cry-wise.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I know what you're saying...
I'm talking more like sentimental high school.
Yeah, yes.
Because you really got a...
to the One Tree Hill High School.
It was like really based on the high school.
Yeah, exactly.
I watched it again and I'm like sitting on the couch.
I'm like, I've watched this episode 90 times.
Why am I tearing up?
I'm going to watch that tonight because I feel like I haven't seen it in a while.
Oh, God.
It's such a good one.
The O.C. graduation episode, I've seen too many times.
Kind of sick.
I just had to get that out there.
I had that thought.
I'm glad you did.
Because I really do think it might be an all time.
And you know what?
I think one, and I know I like say like, oh,
we get Harry Potter questions and blah, blah, blah.
we nobody writes as one tree hill questions one tree hill questions the OC questions
uh people do you've never watched one tree hill
I've never watched either and I just I've used some before but I just don't feel
it's like if I use a question and then it's you guys don't like it I can't right right because
you don't have a lot out on something yeah yeah yeah yeah I don't even know what it is
okay I feel but I'll start trying I would love to mix in some one tree hill questions
I don't want to say it again no I'm not going to say it don't say it I was just going to be like no
I'm not even going to say it.
Don't say it.
No, don't say it.
I will put a big fat guarantee that a majority of our listeners have watched
Wensry Hill.
Okay.
I just was like with the shows like that.
Would you agree with me on that?
Yes.
It's like, if the people didn't see it, it's like a throwaway.
Right.
It's like.
For sure.
But the odds of one of the four people playing.
Yeah.
One Tree Hill is very popular.
Yeah.
No, no, I know.
But it's like, everyone knows that.
Very popular.
Yeah.
Very popular.
Yeah.
Anyway, yeah.
That was a big question.
We did a Superman.
We did a Spider-Man question at trivia in New York, the New York show that nobody got.
And it honestly haunts my brother.
My brother was at the show.
Remember, he stood up.
He was so confident.
He got it wrong.
Yeah.
I think you made it seem like, oh, he's definitely going to get this.
Because you know what he did too, which is so funny.
Like, and that's how DP is into Spider-Man.
He's a video game.
out the woman's name who voices MJ
in the video game.
Yes. He also stood up.
Nerd alert. I remember his face
when I was like incorrect.
Oh, oh, it was terrible. I was
so confident that he would know it too.
Yeah. But yeah, I mean, he's a big
spider, like he's a big superhero movie guy.
But. Congrats
to Zendaya. By the way, the question was
named the three actresses who've played
MJ in
movies and
we couldn't
Spiderverse. I couldn't remember who played her in Spider-Verse at Zoe Gravitz.
So we all, everyone was throwing out Emma Stone and that's not her character. And now we will
never forget it. Never forget it. This is where the um, chicks in the office dime package
crossover happens where I'm talking about like the same things, but it has to be talked about.
Like I got to talk. It's just, it's too good. Shailene Woodley went off on Instagram on the daily
male and on this poor soul who happened to be photographed thinking it was Aaron Rogers.
They put out this article about Aaron Rogers.
If you don't know, I'm sure you do.
It's been all over the news.
His vaccination status line.
If he lied, if he didn't lie, the repercussions of that, he's been out from a positive
COVID test in the NFL.
And Shalene, like this daily mail article came out being like Aaron Rogers, you know,
spotted in L.A.
after positive COVID test, yada, yada, yada, yada.
the whole article listed everything that was said or in the last week and then it was like
here's the pictures and so it's like breaking the rules on monday rogers was spotted grabbing
some coffee and printwood it's a picture of this man in a black joggers and black sweatshirture
and black mask and sunglasses and a black hat and she screenshotsed it and circled it and was like
literally you all need to this is what she wrote on three different
slides. Literally you all need to calm
the fuck down. This is straight up hilarious.
News outlets still grasping its straws
to disparage Aaron, finding
random fucking men on the streets of L.A.
and saying it's him. I know Aaron's
body very well.
First off, his feet
and no offense to this rando
dude are a lot
bigger winky face. Second
slide. Also,
for those of us who know Aaron beyond the worlds
of obsessed sport and shitty media,
Shaline is also, I think, one of those girls that's just
like, I hate organized sports.
Like I think she, like, what did he say the first time?
He's like, oh, he throws a football for a living.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's no secret.
He has the hairiest hands on the fucking planet.
This oblivious homie clearly does not.
Go ahead.
Zoom in.
The language she uses honestly top-notch.
And then last, I love that she was so confident about this.
This oblivious homie.
Last slide.
Also, cute car dude.
but Aaron would never drive this.
That was my favorite that she was just,
she called the car cute.
You'd never want your car to be called cute.
I mean, first of all, she's like,
yo, this dude has small feet,
Aaron's got big feet, you know what that means.
Second, oblivious homie with his bare knuckled hands.
I love anybody who's ride or die for their net.
Like Shailie Woodley, Luddly,
Shailene Woodley's just ride or die for Aaron Rogers
and I completely support that.
Like you want to support.
your man all the way and be like, that's not my man.
He wouldn't drive a stupid car like that.
Go for it.
I also just want to say, if you haven't seen the pictures,
it doesn't look like Aaron Rogers.
It's so clearly not Aaron Rogers.
It's incredible that the Daily Mail published this article thinking that this
oblivious homie was Aaron Rogers.
Like, it's his hair, his beard, his fate.
Like, it's just not him.
It's so clearly not him.
And I love how detailed Shaped Shoehl.
got with it. She didn't need to because it is so clearly not him. She could be like,
this is so not Aaron Rogers. And everyone would be like, yeah, you're totally right. Like,
all you got to do is open your eyeballs and look at the picture and be like, this isn't Aaron
Rogers. She felt the need to go into extreme description. The hands, the feet, the feet.
We all know what she's talking about with the feet here. And this dude's fucking cute car that
Aaron would never try this. How fast do you think this guy traded in?
his car to get a new car.
If you're this guy, like,
are you psyched about this or
like, fuck? You're kind of psyched.
I think psyched, right? Because it's fun. One,
people, they, the Daily Mail
thought you were in, Rogers. Think about this. The Daily
Mail took a picture of you and said you were
some famous actress, right? Right, right, right. Number one,
that's a compliment. Yeah. But then you get someone
famous as fuck, like, Shailene Woodley,
destroying you on Instagram, you're kind of
like, that's hilarious. And it's
Yeah. Yeah, that is true. It would be pretty
funny if like if I got
photographed and made a Daily Mail article
of someone else and then Joe was
like that's not
Fran or that's not whoever I'm
whatever insert famous celebrity
that's not her thing. Look at those
thumbs. She doesn't have those thumbs.
She doesn't have the begging Fox thumbs.
Only Fran has those thumbs. Yeah that's a good
telltale sign. It would be pretty funny.
Yeah I feel like you're you're this guy
you like you take these Instagram stories
you wear them with a badge of prize.
Yeah. Heck yeah. And you maybe are like
my feet aren't that small. Right. Like, hey, all the ladies out there that are seeing those daily
mail pictures. I got big feet too. It's not just Aaron Rogers. Or you just go around now for the
rest of your life being like, well, yeah, one time the daily male thought I was Aaron Rogers.
Yeah, you just have that picture printed out on the back of your phone. It's your phone case now.
Yeah, exactly. Exactly. That's it. That was just very, very funny. Good laugh of the week.
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Welcome to the show.
One name.
One name.
We're going.
One name.
The Countess.
I love it.
The Countess herself.
We are so excited to have you.
back in studio
because it's a great sign
that we can be with each other because
you're going on tour.
And this cabaret is hitting the road
once again and we are
so excited. We will be
at a show. We cannot wait. We've been dying
to get to one. And for the Christmas, Christmas
and cabaret is the perfect combo.
Right? You know, it's a very countess Christmas
is what the show is called.
And, you know, it's just great to be back
and performing live and
on stage. You know, I love. I love
it and to have, you know, the fans there and feel that love and it's the holidays.
So there's so much to celebrate.
And, you know, to be back on the road, I'm, you know, I'm going to be in D.C.
I'm going to be in Boston.
I'm going to be in Florida.
I've got a lot of dates coming up in Orlando and Fort Lauderdale and Tampa.
Minneapolis.
Minnesota.
We love Minneapolis.
I'm doing a lot of shows.
And I'm just thrilled.
And, you know, New York is sold out.
So I'm glad you guys got your tickets.
Yeah, we are very excited.
I almost think that if you live in New Jersey and you couldn't get a New York show, there's a New Jersey show.
Right, exactly.
So it's perfect.
Exactly.
And, you know, you'll see some of the Jersey girls there because they love the show.
And they're always so supportive, you know, I love that about the houseways.
We're like this family.
And whenever we have something that is important to us and that we love, you know, we help each other out.
So it's a cool thing.
That is awesome.
It does feel that way.
How long have you been preparing for this show coming up with what it's going to be and rehearsing?
because you mentioned that a lot of rehearsals.
I'm deep in rehearsals.
Yes.
And, you know, I have a new director who is unbelievable, who is Richard J. Alexander.
He's, you know, Kristen Chenowitz's director, Barbara Streisand's director.
He came to one of my shows and he said, Countess.
I came here and not expecting very much from you and you blew my mind.
So let me find you an agent.
And that's when my tour started in 2018 and became a Live Nation tour.
And so I'm working with the most incredible director, Billy Stritch is my musical
director, so I'm with the best in the business.
I've been preparing probably the last
three months because
I have an original Christmas
song and I'm going to talk about that, but
you know, I kind of take Christmas music
and kind of turn it on its head. I invent
my own lyrics to it.
And, you know, between that and
you know, of course we have to dish
about housewives.
And singing some of my classics
and, you know, telling stories and jokes.
You're in for a fun
evening. It's just a lot of fun.
you know, we're finally back, being able to celebrate together and celebrating the holidays
is something for me that I'm so excited about and to actually be doing a new Christmas show,
all new show, and having a new Christmas song coming out is just incredible for that.
Yeah, it's a perfect way to get into the spirit.
What is your day-to-day like, like now that you've been preparing?
What is rehearsal like for you?
Well, I start here in the morning and chicks in the office.
Right and early.
Not really that early.
It's 12.
Early for us.
I have a meeting and then it's rehearsal time, you know, and, you know, we're in rehearsals all afternoon.
And by the evening, I just have to chill out.
And, you know, I stay.
How's your voice? How do you protect the voice?
How do I protect the voices by not going out and basically not parting?
Yeah.
You know, that's a good tip.
I screwed up my voice.
And, you know, the holidays are coming up.
So, you know, after I'm on tour until the new year.
And so, you know, 2022, here we come.
I'm excited about, you know,
just taking some time off also after
this tour and I'll be back
in the spring with a new tour so I'm
gearing up for that as well. Rehearsals must
be so fun. They are so fun.
I'm picturing, getting up
you know, what do you wear to rehearsal?
Like sweatpants or something?
No, I never wear sweatpants.
I know. I honestly is
disgusting. I can't believe you. I'm not
it's disgraceful.
Offensive I asked. But always comfortable
and it gets hot in those studios because
there's a lot of people coming in and out
and practicing and, you know, rehearsing their shows.
So I just want to be comfortable and at the same time, chic.
It's always comfort, you know, and chic say Levy.
Why never sweatpants?
Do you think sweatpants brings you down?
I just, I have to feel good.
It's like not having matching underwear, you know, sweatpants for me are, they just are
not attractive for me.
And I just don't feel good in them.
You know, I want to look, I want to look sexy all the time, even for myself.
Yes.
I dress for myself.
And I dress, you know, I dress to impress and I like to, you know, it's all about the entrance you make when you walk into the room, right?
And do we want to be in sweatpants?
You never know who's coming around the corner, right?
We want to be prepared for every moment.
I'm throwing away my sweatpants.
I wore them yesterday.
I'm basically wearing sweatpants again today.
They're being thrown out.
Well, you're also 20 years old.
So you look better than sweatpants than I do.
Your new Christmas song and video is out.
People can watch it now.
when this airs.
What do I want for Christmas?
It's going to suck in my head.
There was a line just about how you like surrounding yourself
with the boys and I was like, yeah.
Yeah.
That's always nice to do.
Yeah, yes, it is.
Of course it is.
You know, this song is so much fun.
It's written by Bruce Roberts, who's a major producer
and Billy Stretch.
They both produce the song.
And it's a really fun, catchy song.
I think it's going to be a classic
I think that it totally
I own that song because it's just light
and cheerful and
of course it's all about
my relationship with the women
my relationship with the world
my love of cabaret
so it feels really a lot of fun
and you know in this time around
I always get bitched at let's be honest
about cabaret
you're always talking about cabaret
yeah because I love cabaret
It's your passion.
I work hard at what I do, and I love being on stage.
And so I included all the housewives this time, so nobody could bitch at me.
Yeah, we watched it last season, which is crazy because, you know, we watched it last season.
So you clearly have had to wait a long time for people to finally see the finished product.
That's right.
Was all the, quote-unquote, drama that surrounded filming the music video?
Was that all resolved?
I know Leah was worried about lawyers.
Yes. Oh, yeah. Yeah, well, at the end of the day, I said to her, you know, that paperwork is coming because, you know, she had paperwork. She's like, oh, I don't care. I'm like, oh, good, I'm good. You know, it's the holidays. You know, we're doing this also for the Fortune Society, you know, helping women who have been incarcerated. You know, it's important to me that they were into it for that reason. Also, I put the ladies of Fortune Society or also in the video. I don't know if you noticed at the end while dancing together. And so it's important and close to my.
heard and that the women wanted to do the music video and be a part of it, you know, first of all
for the holidays and because they love me was awesome. And then, you know, obviously, you know,
it's a great thing to do for the ladies and fortune. So I'm thrilled that it all came off
really well. The video went really well. We had a great time doing it. You know, the season,
there were some heavy parts to the season. And I thought my music video was a breath of fresh air.
Yeah, we really enjoyed it. And it's out now. This will be out so people can watch it and
listen to it and I just love the
confidence that you
like when you're watching the music
video I'm just like I just want to have that confidence
that she has it just makes you
feel good and I think that it's a great
way to get into the spirit of the Christmas season
you know I always say if you don't think you're great
nobody else will so
you know what I say the same thing
when people are like you
you really full of yourself I'm like well somebody
has to like me that's right well no
the most important thing is that you like yourself
yes and you know and people
that energy comes off, you know, when you feel like, you know, I am everything.
Yes.
I am my goddess.
You are your own goddess.
We are all our own goddesses.
That's why I sing Viva La Diva.
You know, all my music is about, you know, being positive, talking, you know, nicely to yourself, you know.
And I think that's so important in order to go out into the world and kill it.
Yeah.
I think a lot of women who are listening to this will take something from that because I think so many people all the time
they just don't want to come across too confident
because other people get intimidated by it
and they're like I said like,
well, that's their problem.
Yeah, if they're intimidated by it
and they're judging you it,
that's because they're not confident in themselves.
Well, that happens to me all the time, all day long.
You know, if I am affected by what people think about me,
I wouldn't be doing what I do.
Right.
You know what I mean?
You just have to do your thing
and be good in your own skin.
And I talk about that all the time.
That's what class is all about,
being comfortable with yourself.
Because when you're comfortable with yourself,
then other people are comfortable
around you. Yeah, and you can tell when somebody is not comfortable with themselves because they're
judging other people. It's only because they're not happy. Exactly. And who are they to judge?
Yep. I mean, come you know. Definitely. What do you think? Get off the cross. We need the wood.
I love that line. What, you know, you've done many music videos now, but what do you think
is kind of like the unknown most difficult part of actually making a music video?
Well, listen, you know, you saw the girls come in during the filming of the Housewives of New York.
You know, they came in to sing vocals on my track, and it's not easy.
Right.
You know, and, you know, it's, listen, there's a lot that goes into making music.
You know, I start my process with, you know, for example, I'm writing actually a new song about the Ultimate Girls trip called F-bombs on the G with the O-Gs.
And so good.
It's a rap song.
It's a rap song.
I will be in when that song is ready to spring.
But in the song we'll be in.
probably hopefully come out at the end of the ultimate girls trip.
And so, you know, the music comes from, like when I sat down with my producer, he goes,
so what is the song about?
What is F bombs on the G with the Oji?
So I started going through all my pictures of the ultimate girls' trip.
I was like, pajama parties, selfies, so many selfies I couldn't take anymore.
You know, strutten from the beach to the shore, you know, on the yacht and on the, you know.
So, you know, I was showing him all the pictures.
I was telling him what we were doing.
And that was the basis of the lyrics for the song.
And that's how we work together.
We work collaboratively on what's really going on in my life.
Like when I wrote Money Can't Buy You Class, it's like, what do you want to sing about?
And I go, well, I just wrote this book on manners and etiquette.
And he starts flipping through and he's like, you know, Money Can't Buy a Class.
Elegance is learned.
So we started flipping through the pages of the book and that's how Money Can't Buy You Class was born.
And Sheikseh-e-Livie.
Money Can't Buy You Class was just iconic.
first came out, I mean, I remember.
Oh, it lives on.
It does.
It definitely does.
I mean, I'm not going to sing it because it would be tons of you.
If I don't sing that song at my show, for example, people would riot.
People would riot.
Exactly.
No, it has to be, I would riot.
I will riot.
We will stand up and boo you, unfortunately.
Yeah.
So, you know, so the Christmas show is, you know, it's all about Christmas
music and fun and fun stories and, of course, the classics that people want to hear.
Yeah.
So you mentioned the Ultimate Girls trip, and that's out.
November 18th on Peacock.
You know we've been very excited for that.
It's awesome.
I just thought we're on the buses.
I'm so excited.
I saw that on Instagram.
So awesome.
It's,
it looks like it's going to be absolute blast.
We love the trailer because it's like the trailer is,
it's like the Avengers,
like the intro of all the year.
Yeah, it's like the A team of the housewives.
It really is so awesome.
How excited are you for people to watch this trip?
You know, I'm,
I'm super excited. I was very trepidious going in. I was like, okay, I don't know Kenya at all. And apparently she's, you know, can throw some shade. And I didn't know Kyle very well at all. You know, I know her in passing, but I don't know her well at all. So it was really cool to get to know women from all the different franchises. And, you know, we kind of break the fourth wall and that we talk about what it's like to be on our own franchises. And that's an interesting twist to the show.
in itself, you know, it's unlike any just housewives trip where we all go on holiday together.
It feels a lot different. Of course, there's always drama, but it is a lot of fun and a lot of
laughs. I mean, Kyle is hysterical. I mean, she had me laughing all day long, you know. And,
and of course, you know, Ramona, as you see, you know, gets into trouble the first five
minutes. Of course. Yeah. And so it's kind of interesting to watch their reactions as to Ramona's
behavior.
Yeah.
Because I'm so used to Ramona after filming for 13 years now, 13 seasons that I just kind of,
you know, it goes over my head.
I don't even pay attention to her anymore.
And to see the other women react to her is really interesting for me.
Yeah, there's a, there's a clip in the trailer where Kyle is talking to her husband,
and she's like, yeah, they call her the Ramona coaster for a reason.
Yeah.
It's like, oh, boy.
Yeah.
It's always a trip.
When you're with these women that you don't spend that much time with because obviously they're all in the different cities, you see what happens to them on TV, right?
So now that you're hanging out with them, do you have a different perspective than say like what you hear about them or what you've seen?
Oh, totally.
I mean, like Teresa Judici, she's like a pussycat.
I mean, she is the nicest person.
She actually hung out with me the most.
She was always like knocking on my door.
Hey, Lou, what's you doing?
And.
Wham!
Yeah.
So I got to know.
her really well and then I was passing Kyle's room when I would hear under her breath. Now she didn't
know it was there but this happened the whole trip. I can picture that. And she's like singing
in her room in front of the mirror and one day I went in just to watch her. It was hysterical.
So I mean it was really it was really a lot of fun getting to know them and and you know Cynthia
Bailey is an old friend of mine. She was in Feeling Giovanni video with me along with Lisa Rena.
We love Cynthia.
Yeah, she's such an elegant lady.
She is.
She is.
She's beautiful elegant.
She's great.
She's like the definition of class.
And Kenya, let me tell you, I didn't expect to like Kenya, and I really liked her a lot.
Very sophisticated, you know.
She was just on Dancing with the Star.
She was fantastic.
Yeah, she was amazing.
And we saw on that TikTok video we did.
Oh, yeah.
The famous one that blew up.
Yep.
And so it was really cool getting to know.
them and seeing, you know, how we all have our, you know, twirkingness and our, you know, craziness
and our things that also concern us and things that give us anxiety.
And we talked about all those things.
So I think it's a really interesting show in that perspective that you really get to know us a little bit better.
Would you do it again with the same group of women or do you want to change it up next time?
Listen, you know, I think, you know, ask me to go to the Turks and Kikos with private, you know, private, you know, private, y'all
and, you know, private jets and private villas,
and I'm probably not going to say no.
You go with whoever.
And, you know, whoever wants to go, I'm going.
Yeah, I think that's...
Fair enough.
Well, I don't know.
You know, we'll see who the guest list is.
Right.
Very fair.
Real Housewives of New York came to an end,
kind of in, you know, a little bit of an unexpected way.
We didn't get a written in like we always do.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, you know, you have to remember.
We filmed during one of the most different...
difficult time during you know COVID Black Lives Matters uh an election I mean there was a lot going on
there was a lot of social tension on that we got to film and got to dress up and put makeup on was
already a god sent for me you know because we were all stuck at home and and you know the thought of
you know a group of girls and being able to have fun there's always drum of course but um having
somewhere to go was already a great thing and so I feel like at the end of the season we really were
a good place. All of us, you know, we all had our tops off for God's sake. We're wearing Fed of Boas.
Yeah, yeah. You know, so, you know, we came to a good ending and I feel like there was just too
much time that kind of passed for the reunion to happen. I was in the south of France and they called me
and they were like, it's not happening. I was like, well, okay, I'll just stay and go to Mekanos or
something. Oh, just beg me to stay here. Yeah, right? So I was disappointed, of course, first time it
ever happen. But, you know, I'm moving forward. I've got, you know, so much on my plate in terms of
the cabaret and my career and that respect. And I know we'll be back. And, you know, I'm looking
forward to the next season. Your sparkling non-alcoholic rosé is coming out, right? Oh, my God,
it's so good. I can't wait for you guys to try it. You know, even if you don't, even if you do
drink, you know, it's the kind of thing. You can have a glass of rosé and then you can have a glass
of this. Like, ooh, I'm getting a little tipsy. I better have a glass of the Jose. Do you
what I mean? People don't know that you're not drinking
as the point. I gave it to her girlfriend once. She was
totally wasted at my house and she
had no idea that she was drinking.
Like placebo effect. No idea.
It's a great way. It's true.
It's in the water. At the end of the day, it's really about having something
in your glass. Yeah. Right. And I hate
the stigma when you go out and order a pariet.
It's like, oh, she doesn't drink.
So this kind of takes that away because
it's an elevated sparkling
foset, rosé,
that you can order. And it's
done. Otherwise, you're at the mercy of a mocktail person who doesn't, you know, and they're
usually very sugary and they don't really taste good. Sometimes they do, but they're too sweet.
You know, so this is done for you. There's no guessing. It's low calorie. It has a euphoric, actually,
that makes you feel good. And it is the most gorgeous color and it comes in, you know, the bottle
is gorgeous. You only expect the bottles and I mean. And I feel there's a void on the market
for that. And that's how I came up with it. I was, you know, not drinking during COVID.
And I didn't drink during the girls, you know, ultimate girls trip.
And, you know, for me, I didn't have anything that I liked.
So Victoria and my daughter and I, you know, thought, let's put something on the market that everybody's going to like and that we like, most importantly.
You know what I think it's good for?
I'm addicted to soda.
And I feel like this.
Oh, it's better than soda.
Yeah, I feel like it's a good replacement for that.
Like, because I just need the bubbles, the combination in my life.
There's like tinctures and plants, things.
It's good for you as well as being low calorie and it's much better than having a soda for sure.
Well, that's great.
We're excited to try it.
Yeah, you can drink Fosé all day and not get wasted.
You can actually drink it all day.
And be on your game, you know.
Listen, on the ultimate girls trip, I had to be on my toes, you know.
And those girls don't drink a lot.
It's not like the New York girls.
Okay, we know how to party in Manhattan, right?
Right, right.
So Atlanta doesn't drink a lot.
Yeah.
Kyle has a couple drinks maybe, you know, and the Jersey girls really don't drink a lot.
So I was, you know, it was perfect for me.
You must have felt comfortable.
I was. I was. I didn't feel that, you know, let's party vibe.
Yeah, it was kind of, God knows we were having a lot of fun and the girls were partying,
but it wasn't, you know, it wasn't as insane as New York can be.
Yeah. Now the things are opening up, you can go back on tour, people are seeing each other.
How has the dating been?
Well, listen, I tell you, I am so busy right now.
Yeah. I just, I don't even have time today. And my focus is really on my love.
of cabaret and you know and I feel like when I'm off the road in January for 2022
watch out right you know I'm just it's not my focus right now but it's going to come your way
it is going to come my way and you know when you're least expecting it that's when it usually
happens to me in any case and I feel like that's for most people I just feel like when you're
happy and you're doing your thing you know that's when you attract people yeah yeah and that's what
I'm doing I'm just doing my thing and focused on that right now and
and I'm in love with, you know, myself.
Yeah, I feel like you have to be happy with yourself
or else if you're just miserable looking for somebody else,
the universe is going to be like, no, no, you can't have anybody yet.
Nobody can fill that void.
And I feel like you're so right.
It's really, you know, you can put it out there.
Don't get me wrong.
You know, I put it in the universe all the time.
Yeah, I'd like to find love again in my life.
Because, you know, three times the charm has been married twice.
Yeah.
Absolutely.
I talk about that kind of stuff in my show too.
Oh, we can't wait.
I'm so excited to be a laugh a minute.
I feel like everybody's probably up and dancing
and having a great time.
And we're so excited for cabaret
for everything's coming.
Hopefully, you know, it's tough
because I feel like there are so many rumors
around Real Hospitals of New York right now
and Andy gets asked about it all the time.
And he's like, look, it's an iconic franchise
it's never going to be...
We can't live in a world without Real Housewives of New York.
There is no replacing, you know,
the Royal House of New York
because there is replacing,
maybe people, but not the franchise
because, you know, New York is, you know,
iconic. And I feel like
it's, you know, it's his staple.
It's one of the first franchises that was out there.
And so we'll be back stronger than ever, that's for sure.
Yeah.
Okay, everyone, you can go to Luan's website for tickets.
Yeah, Countessluand.com for tickets for the shows.
Minneapolis, Florida, Boston, New Jersey, D.
All shows. New York, sadly, sold out.
Sold out.
Not to brag again.
But you know what I'm going to be adding?
shows for the spring.
Amazing.
Because, you know, we feel like right now is a good time to even add those shows because
people are so disappointed.
They can't get tickets for New York.
Yeah.
Look out for that.
Look out for that on the Lance website.
New video song.
Get you into the holiday.
I almost said Hollywood spirit.
The holiday spirit.
Yes.
With what do I want for Christmas.
The frose.
That's right.
I almost said frose.
I know.
People like to call it that.
Yeah.
Fose will be out soon.
The ultimate girls.
On the ultimate girls trip.
November 18th on Peacock.
It doesn't end.
It's a busy time for me right now.
End of the year is very, very busy for Luann.
But we appreciate you taking the time to come and...
Thank you, ladies.
Thank you for coming.
I was nice to see you. Thank you.
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