Chicks in the Office - Siesta Key Recap, Tyler C & Hannah B + Celeb IG Lives
Episode Date: March 19, 2020CITO Merch > http://bit.ly/citomerch. Mario Kart and Club Penguin (00:12-16:02). Vanessa Hudgens under fire for coronavirus comments (19:50-28:56). Tyler C and Hannah Brown quarantining together (29:2...9-36:03). Amanda Bynes says she's pregnant (38:35-42:37). Celebs all over are going live on IG during quarantine (43:14-52:10). Seth Rogen live tweeted himself watching the Cats movie (55:00-1:03:04). Siesta Key recap (1:06:12-1:35:04). Follow us on Instagram @chicksintheoffice and on Twitter @chicksintheoff + subscribe to our Snapchat show > http://bit.ly/thegroupchat & our YouTube > http://bit.ly/CITOYOUTUBE.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/chicks-in-the-office
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This is...
What's up, everyone?
It's Chicks in the Office with Rianne Brand,
giving you that Friday energy on a Thursday.
Yep, it's Thursday.
It's not Monday.
People wanted a motivational Monday.
Not sure it's going to be that motivational,
but we shall try on this.
Crazy Thursday because obviously there's a lot going on, a lot.
Starting to lose track of the days.
Yeah, hopefully you're listening to this inside.
Hopefully that you don't have to go to work for the people who are at work right now.
Thank you.
I mean, this is a terrible time, but hopefully we'll get through it together.
Yeah, exactly.
We are just an update on the two of us.
We have self-isolated, whatever you want to call it.
Ria's been in her apartment since Friday.
I am on Long Island in my boyfriend's house,
have also not really left since Friday.
So, and I knew, Joe's going to keep popping in and out,
annoying me.
But here we are.
We are, the show must go on.
We're going to continue to do it from our respect.
locations until we are told it is safe not to.
And I don't think that time is coming soon.
And I think that's something we all need to grasp, like, need to keep calm, although
everybody's going to panic because this is a very scary situation that nobody has really,
in this generation, have dealt with ever.
Like, this is insane.
Every two seconds, there's something new that you read that's terrifying.
And you get all paranoid and you think that you're going to die.
And it's crazy.
But we need to help people, Fran, in this Chicks in the Office group.
We're going to help each other through this.
That's why we have a ton of stuff to talk about pop culture wise.
We're going to talk to you guys about the activities we're doing to keep busy
and to not go crazy, isolated in our homes.
And we're going to get through this together, okay?
We're going to become closer than ever as a podcast group,
Chicks in the Office, fans, and Fran, Noah, Ria as a whole.
We all have each other.
We're going to get through this.
Let's play some games.
Let's talk about the gaming world,
not really the gaming world that you think we're going to talk about,
our gaming world.
Me and Fran, tell them, Fran.
Yeah.
So I'll start from the beginning, basically what we realized that this, you know, we were obviously
staying in our homes for the foreseeable future, that we would need some activities to fill in the
time, you know, reading books, maybe doing puzzles, coloring books are fantastic. I know Rhea's got a
paint set coming. Let me, let me say, the thing about the paint set. Yes. I just want to give
shout out to my grandpa because my grandpa, he started painting a few years ago, and this year for
Christmas, he made one of his paintings into cards for every one of his kids, his grandkids,
everybody for Christmas. He got them printed onto cards. It was beautiful. It inspired me. I ordered,
I ordered painting stuff. So there you go. So exactly. Possible artwork. Exercising, I know like every,
most, not every. Most places are doing online stuff. You can watch videos. You can go on Instagram,
like Rumble, sent out a schedule on their like Instagram that they're going to do like classes
on Instagram live every day. So there's so many different things. Now I know that Ria has a Nintendo
switch and that she loves her Nintendo Switch. And so I went out and bought an Nintendo Switch.
Let's go.
So that we could play together.
And as of right now, we have a standing 8.30 p.m. Mario Kart meeting, play date, if you will.
And we race, just race our little hearts out.
And it is, it's a lot of fun.
We FaceTime during it so that we can talk.
And like Tuesday night, we had me, Ria, Hank was working, not Hank.
Joe,
her fiance,
her friend,
my friend,
who I got to buy
a Nintendo Switch also.
Yeah,
so things were
popping off on Mario Kart.
We now have a standing
830 time,
like France said,
and we really get into it.
You know what would be,
what would be fun?
Is if people
with Nintendo Switches
out there sent us
their friend codes,
right?
Yeah.
And on random nights, we'll add people.
Because you can only add a few at a time.
You can only do 12 players.
So send us your friend codes, your Nintendo Switch friend codes will add you.
And then at 8.30 p.m., go on to Mario Kart.
Right.
And we may just be in a room with you.
You never know.
We should do that.
So Thursday, 8.30 p.m.
Yeah, we'll send some invites if you guys are around.
If you want to play with us.
Right.
for those who have an internet switches.
Have an internet switches and have Mario Kart.
On the switch.
Deluxe.
Yes.
It is a blast.
Honestly, we've really been playing.
We started at 8.30 last night.
We didn't go to bed until 1 a.m.
We really went all night long.
Yeah.
We're having a lot of fun.
And, you know, right now,
Fran and Joe have really stepped up their game.
Like the first time we played them, they weren't, eh,
then they watch a couple of YouTube videos
and they're fucking good.
So now me,
Fran and Joe have been playing
and Hank was working.
Hank has really,
you know,
I don't want to scare him,
but the three of us have really gotten,
have gotten those.
It's true.
We're getting a lot.
We're getting a lot of practice.
We're getting a lot of reps.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And he doesn't have that.
So it'll be interesting tonight
when we play to see where he lands
since he hasn't been around.
It's been fun though.
I'm really glad
you got it and shit's going to get intense.
Yeah.
We might, who knows what's going to happen on this Mario Kart game?
Who knows how many, who knows how many races we can get into?
And plus if Chicks in the office fans start joining us, oh.
Yeah.
It's a, it's a beautiful thing.
It's a good way to hang out and have fun, obviously, because we're all just indoors.
Every time I hear indoors, the SpongeBob song plays in my head.
Indoos.
You know what I'm talking about when he's sitting on the floor with the penny and the chip?
No, I'm not recalling.
Oh, my God, just crickets from you too.
No.
I'm not a big SpongeBob guy.
Oh, God, Noah.
I watched a lot of SpongeBob, but that one's not coming to me.
What?
Oh, man, I can't believe that reference just fell flat like that.
No, it's definitely not your fault.
Other people will definitely get it.
I'm just drawing a blind right now.
What else?
Oh, I just want to say that, you know, obviously we keep saying it's such a hard time.
We have to stay inside.
Some people are not as fortunate to stay inside.
And that just, it honestly, this whole thing has made me really upset.
And I'm sure that it has made other people feel the same way.
But there are some things that have been helping a lot like, like France said, Mario Kart.
And there's other options out there.
You don't just have to play video games because obviously we should also keep our bodies moving.
I feel like you keep your body moving, your brain.
It feels healthier.
It's not just sitting in one place on the couch.
Kind of goes to mush when you just sit there and you just let your brain kind of rot on the couch.
Got to keep active.
Why don't you organize something in your apartment?
Also, I like to do the YouTube dance workout stuff.
I talk about that all the time.
I think those are just really fun.
They're distracting.
Your dancing doesn't feel like you're working out.
but you're moving your body.
Yeah, that feels good.
And everything works together.
If your body feels good, your mind will feel good.
You'll feel more of a last when you go to bed at night.
Because I feel like when we go to bed at night lately,
we're all like scrolling on our phones, seeing the latest news, freaking out.
And John Mayer said on his live, which I thought was a really good point,
where he was like, when you go into your bedroom, don't read the news in your bed or in your bedroom.
Like, that should be a place where you go and you relax and you don't worry about that.
I think that's some good advice to take, to just keep ourselves healthy and safe while we're
inside.
I agree.
And if you're still going out, don't.
Come back inside.
Get your ass back in here.
Like I'm a stern parent yelling at you.
Do not do not do it because we'll talk about this later in the show.
Vanessa Hutchins obviously really insensitive comments about everything that's going on.
You need to just remember that you can infect other people that we'll.
get seriously ill if they get this virus. Yeah, I agree with you. I think we didn't really know
what we were dealing with before, and it's been made very clear that the best way to handle this
is to, you know, everybody said it, social distancing, staying inside, working from home if you can.
And obviously, Ria, like you said, there's a ton of people who can't work from home or need to be going in at this time.
And that's crazy.
I mean, I know we have a bunch of people in the medical world who listen to this podcast.
So thank you guys for everything that you're doing right now.
I can't imagine.
I'm sure it's absolutely insane.
And we just want to be, I think Ria and I both just want to be a destructive.
for people. Like we said before, it's very normal to feel anxious or like confused about what's going
on, especially being at home. So we want this to kind of just be an escape. You can listen. You can
laugh for, you know, an hour or whatever. And just just have a little fun because obviously,
I'm sure everybody is reading what's going on and that sometimes can induce even more insight.
So that's, I wanted to say that. What else do I want to say? Oh, obviously I'm not going on vacation.
Yes, beautifully said for him. I will be, yes, thank God you're not going on.
Yes, I will obviously be staying at home. That was canceled. And I also want to recommend, I listen to it this morning. I thought it was very great. Dr. Fauci, that cute man, was on part of my take. And it was fantastic.
Fran, are you trying to suck up to my boyfriend right now?
No, I'm not. I actually did listen and it was really good.
Because I feel like Big Cat and PFT asked all the, yeah.
Yeah, like they asked all the questions that I think a lot of young people have really been
curious about and wondering about.
And he answered all those questions.
So I would also listen to that.
And then Ria and I, we're just going to have some fun inform you guys.
guys on what's going on. And we've been watching shows. I will say Ria has gone into the deep end
on CST Key and Joe and I started The Sopranos. We made it all the way through season one.
Wonderful. I've seen. Let's talk about that when you're done. Yeah. Okay. Let's talk Spranos when
you're done. Like Fran said, we're going to keep entertaining you no matter what it takes.
We are your escape. We're going to make you laugh. We probably won't make you cry. Hopefully.
I don't want to do that, but we'll definitely make you laugh and entertain you.
Noah, let's talk about Club Penguin.
So me and Noah, we went on Club Penguin today because I had this thought the other night.
I'm like, well, none of us can go outside.
We need to stay inside.
And everybody is in the same place right now or should be in the same place, in your
homes, on your computers, just chilling, whatever it is.
Where's Club Penguin?
Remember when we would just log on to Club Penguin?
all we did. We couldn't drive. Our parents probably didn't want to drive us anywhere. So we stayed in
the house. And what do we do? We went on Club Penguin. So that's what I wanted to do. I realized
there's actually two Club Penguin sites. And I went on today and I made an announcement to my
Instagram and Twitter. I was like, everyone, go to Club Penguin, go on this server, go to the
iceberg, we're to try and tip this thing. And to my surprise, there were two sites. So some people
came to one site. Noah was on the other site. I was very surprised by this. Can I ask a question
because not shocking at all, I was more of a Webkin's person than Club Penguin. And it's not just
like Club Penguin.com. No, no, no, no. I got taken down. And you see Club Penguin.com. And
now they redid the sites. Now there's two. So I was on one with a bunch of people. Noah was on the
other one where they were looking for me. There were so many people like, where's Rio? So many
people. And I was like, yeah, where is she? So then I had to tell no to come to me. And then I texted
my stool team six group chat. Like everybody get on there. Robbie Fox. I texted him club hanging.
He got on immediately. He was the first one. He dressed like him, glasses and everything. So a bunch of
people came out. Shout out to all the people. She asked me to do it too. Just want you guys to know.
Oh, yeah. Because they know the answer to that if they were on because so many people were like,
Whereas Fran, I was like, she's reading, guys.
I was taking my reading.
If anybody's wondering, I'm currently reading Love Lettering by Kate Claiborne.
If you're interested, looking for something to read, I'm enjoying it.
Sounds beautiful.
That's my book recommendation for the day.
Yeah, so while Fran was reading and studying up, I was on Club Penguin.
But we had a great time.
So many people showed up, like, The Tics in the Office fans, they were writing to us,
they were asking me questions, we were talking about Siesta Key.
We were just having a great time social distancing on Club Penguin.
It was so much fun.
But if you are listening to this before 2 p.m. on Thursday at 2 p.m.
I'll let you know the server on my Instagram and Twitter.
And we'll go to the iceberg at 2 p.m.
Okay, everybody's coming out.
Why do you go to the iceberg though?
Because that was like the thing.
To go to the iceberg and tip it.
Everybody would go to the iceberg.
You're trying to th iceberg.
Even I know that.
Yeah, and then once we tip it, we'll go party somewhere else.
But everybody show up.
There's going to be a huge meet and greet.
Margie Mush, Tommy smokes, Ellie Schnitt, maybe Fran if she wants to sign up.
Who knows?
Maybe we can get her to do it.
Noah, Robbie Fox.
Everybody's coming.
So, yeah, just come play club penguin.
That will distract you in the meantime.
Yeah, definitely will.
Thank you.
All right.
Shall we discuss what we have on the agenda for today?
Yes, we shall.
We have a ton of topics, a lot going on.
Vanessa Hutchins, she made some insensitive comments about the coronavirus,
a tough video on our Instagram live.
We have a ton of new pictures and videos of Tyler C. and Hannah Brown out in Jupiter.
Amanda Bynes announces that she's pregnant.
celebrities are doing Instagram lives left and right.
Seth Rogan live tweeted cats and a full recap of siastic key.
You asked for it.
We're giving it to you.
Fran, are you excited?
I'm super excited.
I have been waiting for you to watch.
And let me tell you, when you texted me like five minutes in and you were like,
this is amazing, I was like, thank God.
Yeah.
That show.
Fucking awesome.
Kloss, plus, plus.
But we'll get into it.
All right.
Let's get into it, starting off with Vanessa Hutchins.
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Yes.
So Vanessa Hutchins went on Instagram live.
just like every other celebrity on the planet right now going on Instagram live to entertain people.
We actually really love it and enjoy it when it's useful information and people entertaining,
singing, doing comedy, whatever it is.
Very entertaining for everybody at home.
But Vanessa Hutchins went a little too far in her recent Instagram live where she was talking about the coronavirus.
And she just...
Yeah, let's just play the clip.
Yeah, until July, it sounds like...
a bunch of bullshit. I'm sorry. But like, it's a virus. I get it. Like, I respect it. But at the same
time, like, even if everybody gets it, like, yeah, people are going to die. It's just terrible,
but, like, inevitable? I don't know. Maybe I shouldn't be doing this right now. Yikes. Yikes.
I thought Vanessa Hutchins was doing an impression of somebody who felt this way about the coronavirus when I first saw this.
Yeah, it's just there's really no way to defend the, oh, well, people are going to die anyway.
Like, that's just, I don't know how anybody could like think that way of just thinking like, oh, well, you know.
know their time was coming anyway. Like, what? Like, I, I thought of it. Like, I have older grandparents.
And in my head, I'm not like, oh, you know, if they go now, if they go in five years,
what's it to me? They're going to go on it. Like, that's crazy. That's insane to me. Like,
what I, I don't, I don't know how anybody could possibly think of it like that, but, uh,
she actually said it out loud in words. And then, you know, at the end, she was,
like maybe I shouldn't have said that and anytime like you finish that maybe I shouldn't have said
that you probably shouldn't have said it yeah it just seemed like an immediate like ha ha ha oops I shouldn't be
saying any of this right now um it just first of all Vanessa Hutchins has been on an absolute
heater recently like people have really been loving Vanessa Hutchins because she's doing these
Thursday, these videos and pictures,
and you're like really hyping up her Instagram.
So I feel like people have been following her more and more lately.
And then all of a sudden, this time she goes on Instagram live,
it's also like, okay, maybe she shouldn't have gone on Instagram live.
But the fact, even if she didn't go on Instagram live,
she's sitting in her house thinking that way anyway,
like it just sounds pretty tone deaf.
I mean, two weeks ago, if you're saying this, not, oh, they died, they died.
That's crazy.
But if two weeks ago you're like, oh, I don't know if this is, you know, what everyone's making it,
I could see having questions because two weeks ago, I think a lot of people were very confused.
A lot of people were nervous and some people weren't nervous at all.
And I think at this point in time, you should be educated enough to know that it is something serious.
So I think that's the craziest part about it.
Like, as of right now, while everybody is supposed to be self-isolating, social distancing,
and like that's literally everywhere on Instagram.
She seems to be very active on Instagram.
And all of a sudden you're like, if they die, they die.
That's crazy.
And look, I would put down some cold, hard money that maybe Vanessa was like doing shrooms
and her self-isolation.
Like, because she then posted like an apology Instagram.
Hey, guys.
So yesterday I did an,
Instagram live and I realized today that some of my comments are being taken out of context.
It's a crazy time. It's a crazy, crazy time. And I am at home and in lockdown. And that's
what I hope you guys are doing too. In full quarantine and staying safe and sane. Yeah, I don't take
the situation lightly by any means. I am home. So stay inside y'all.
And even the Instagram stories were weird.
She was like, guys, like, come on.
Like, it was, it was very bizarre.
She was drinking a lot, I think.
She, and I think she's drinking.
I think she's mixing other stuff.
I don't know what's going on because even her,
even just the, she posted a regular video on her Instagram for St. Patrick's Day.
And even then I was like, she looks ripped.
No.
She was like, yeah.
I just realized it's St. Patrick's Day, like happy, Sam Patrick. It was very, it was very
strange. So she posted on her story. She also wrote out, you know, voice typed out a notes
apology and wrote, hey guys, I'm so sorry for the way I have offended anyone and everyone
who has seen the clip from my Instagram live yesterday. I realized my words were insensitive and not at all
appropriate for the situation our country and the world are in right now. This has been a huge wake-up
call about this significance my words have now more than ever i'm sending safe wishes to everyone
to stay safe and healthy healthy during this crazy time so she said that you know she continued on
her instagram to say that she is um practicing her social distancing and is hasn't left her home
and is in her home but i think you're right about the uh the shrooms the drugs whatever it is
i mean people are stuck in their in their houses something was going on
they're turning at anything. It's like I would bet 90. I was about to say 95%. I don't know what I was
betting there. I just, I feel like Vanessa Hutchins has nothing else to do in our home. Celebrities
are so used to, I feel like doing stuff all the time. Like, they're so needed. The celebrities are so
needed in the world and right now they are just not needed at all. Like, do you agree with that?
Is that, I feel like, you know, like movies aren't even, movies aren't even happening.
The TV, everything's getting stalled.
There's nothing going on right now.
If you have that kind of influence, the only thing that, you know, besides having fun and, you know,
maybe distracting people is obviously giving them the right information.
And, yeah.
I hope people know what I meant by celebrities are needed in this world.
not like we need celebrities more like they are.
No, I needed us and people need them to work for them all,
like they're running around doing shit all the time.
Yeah, of course.
And Chrissy Teigen had tweeted last night after all this had gone down
and just said, you know, sometimes people, especially famous people,
are going to say really stupid shit and so are you.
And they and you will learn from it.
And hopefully their history says they're good.
It's okay.
And at the same time, wow, they had a really dumb fucking moment.
but you don't have to ruin their lives.
This isn't about me this time,
but it will be one day or it'll be you.
But yeah, today it's Vanessa, L.O.L.
And no, life is rarely...
She said, and no, life is rarely ruined for anyone,
but you are damn well trying your best.
Just stop.
And I mean, that's fair.
Vanessa said something really stupid.
I hope it doesn't,
like, affect her career, you know?
It's just like, it's just, you can't,
You just have to be more aware and can't say stupid stuff like that.
And I feel like she's never really done anything like this before.
So hopefully she kind of realizes what happened.
It's coming from Chrissy Teigen, who is somebody who has, you know,
said some dumb shit before and gotten called out on it and,
and learned from it.
Right.
Yeah, I'm not going to not watch high school musical.
Like, I'm not going to ban high school musical for my life
because Vanessa Hutchins went on Instagram live and said, you know, if they die, they die.
It was really insensitive.
But I think, listen, it's not a laughing matter.
It's not a joking matter.
But in these things, we need to find humor in it.
And if you don't watch that video of Vanessa Hutchins, I kind of chuckle at yourself and think, oh, my God.
And also think she is high as fuck.
And don't chuckle and think, oh, my God, how out of touch is this human being?
Like, she's touching her.
She's like, oh, my God.
I'm like, oh, am I watching a character on a TV show?
Yeah.
I had no idea Vanessa Hutchins spoke like that.
It was crazy.
Um, all right, but that's the last time.
Well, no, we're going to talk about coronavirus with the celebrities going on Instagram live.
But you know what?
It's impossible.
It's impossible not to talk about it, but there's more topics without that talk.
Don't worry.
So everybody's been wondering what is going on with Tyler Cameron and Hannah.
Brown. They were spotted in Tyler's hometown, Jupiter, Florida. He's picking up Hannah from the airport.
Yeah. Two luggagees in Hannah's hand. It seems like they're going to be spending some time together.
And just got to say, get it out of the way. If you're coming to us for the inside scoop,
we don't have it. We don't have it. We don't have it. Look, we, Tyler is a friend. We love Tyler,
but like that is his personal life and he also knows what we do for a living.
So, you know, we're not going to ask.
He wouldn't expect us to.
Like that's just his obviously his private life.
We clearly see everything that you guys are seeing.
They're spending this time together.
She's at his house.
She's been going to Jupiter now twice.
And it seems like they are quarantining.
together. They just created a TikTok crew called the quarantine crew. So Hannah seems to be very, very, very, very
involved in his life right now. Yeah, I agree with everything you said there. Obviously, not going to
text Tyler. I'd be like, no. So Hannah Brown definitely not going to do that because we respect,
we respect our friendship.
Yeah.
Yeah, I guess they're just probably,
I want to say maybe they're going to start dating,
but I have no idea.
I think right now it's probably a hard time
for both of them to date.
Obviously, we know that Tyler's mom passed away recently
and Hannah also went through some stuff
at the beginning of the month.
And I think that, you know,
maybe they just they had a really close bond obviously from the show and they reconnected
and they're just helping each other out right now and maybe that will lead to something more
and maybe that will be good for them maybe they need each other right now and it was bad
timing in the past but maybe this brought them together and they'll be happier this way
yeah i agree i think timing has a lot to do with it i also think that you know when you go
through something like that show where, you know, almost getting engaged.
If you want to consider that, too, they have shared a lot of pretty important moments
with each other.
So it's like when you are going through these huge life moments, you share it with these people.
And it's clear that he has wanted Hannah to be in his life right now.
vice versa and hopefully they are making each other feel better and yeah I guess they're just
they're kind of just locked down in Jupiter right now it doesn't doesn't look too shabby
yeah I mean they're we're seeing a lot of videos of them um like with friends out on a boat
yeah in the pool it looks looks like they're having a grand old time
I will say.
I know people are mad that they're not like just sitting in their houses.
But they have pools in their backyard.
They're in their backyard.
Then they're with the same group of people on a boat.
I feel like they're not bringing outside people into this group that they're with.
Hopefully they're just spending that time with those people and being smart about where they're going when they go outside.
So.
Yeah.
And also, I just want to say that Tyler's mom recently passed away.
And I think everybody who listens to the show would know that.
And it's probably a hard thing to just sit in your house alone at a time like this.
Absolutely.
I think he definitely needs a support system.
And all of his friends around him, which is really great.
I feel like if you have a core group of people, I mean, not too many, obviously.
I think that's what you need right now.
So I don't think people should be giving them shit for the non-isolating.
thing. I think that there are some, or some exceptions we can make out there for that type of stuff.
I agree with you. Yeah, I think Hannah and Tyler, I think right now, we'll see where it goes.
Obviously, they're going to be together for a while because this self-isolating thing, I don't see
Hannah leaving Florida. Like I said, when they got picked up in the airport, looked like she was
staying for a while. I'll just say that. So yeah, maybe they'll start dating officially. I'm sure we'll
find out soon because the more time they spend together, the more time they're going to get
comfortable posting on social media, because more people know.
Yeah, I mean, guys, this is obviously a time where if you are with a significant other,
it's a lot of time together.
Like even I said, I said to Joe this morning, I was like, day five, how are you feeling?
You still like me?
Like, it's been a long time of just being stuck in a house.
Oh, he says yes.
I forgot that he was standing outside the door the whole time.
I forgot that you guys don't live together.
No.
That is true.
We don't, but I escaped to his mom's house.
So here we are.
Have you guys been staying in the same room at all times?
No, no, no.
We've had some separate moments, but he's really addicted to the Mario cart, Rhea.
I'm not going to lie.
Yeah, you know what?
And I'm perfectly fine with that.
I can't wait until 8.30 tonight.
That's what I'm focused on.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, I think we got the gist on Tyler and Hannah.
Yeah.
And guys, like I said, and like Fran said, if you come for us or like give us answers, we don't have them.
We're seeing what you see.
Yeah. We are you. You are awesome.
And we love those two people individually. So if they figure out a way to work it out, we are definitely in support of that.
Yeah, for sure.
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Okay, so Tuesday night, Amanda Bynes posted, well, her fiancé, boyfriend, I don't know.
Fiance.
I had seen, like, last week that they had broken up.
But her boyfriend, fiancé, whatever you want to call him, has said that they did not,
that they were hacked, their Instagrams were hacked or something, that they were messaging
people saying that they had broken up, but they did not. But he posted a selfie of the two of them
and then a sonogram basically confirming that Amanda was pregnant. And then Amanda on her own Instagram
posted the sonogram with the caption Baby on board. All of this has now been deleted.
So I don't really know what that means.
I don't know when to trust Amanda Bines.
And I know this may sound disrespectful to somebody who's announcing a pregnancy,
but I don't know if I can actually believe that she is pregnant with her past record.
Am I wrong here?
Like, look at the past stuff that she's put on the internet and tell me how true half of that stuff has been.
None of it.
None of it.
I'm absolutely with you on that.
You want to Drake to murder her?
Pussy. We remember that, Amanda.
Yeah. The only reason that I was like, okay, something's going on was like, was her actual name was on the top of the sonogram.
Now, if that's just like a joke or I don't even know if it would be like I don't even know what the point of doing that is, if it isn't real, like it's not.
you know but it's yeah i mean i don't know how it could be a joke maybe they are pregnant i don't know
why they would delete it though it's very weird very weird and that's really all the information we
have on it and i'm with you look amanda bines does and we've said this before when we talked about her
really just want Amanda to mentally be okay and to be in a good place.
And her being back on social media has been nice, but also, I think, slightly concerning
because we're watching the things that she's posting.
And sometimes it seems like she is not totally okay.
Exactly.
It is kind of a tough situation because we do have.
hope Amanda Binds is okay. And I feel bad even making jokes about it because clearly she's struggled
with so much in the past. And I'm hoping that she just, she just gets through whatever is going on
and is okay. But it's very confusing when you send out messages that you're pregnant and you take it down.
We don't really know what to say about it considering the fact. So hopefully if she is pregnant
that she's doing okay and everything is going well.
And if she's just posting a joke,
I hope that she gets the help mentally.
And that's really all there is to it, right?
Yeah, I completely agree.
It's like we're just kind of along for the ride with her, I feel like,
and we just keep seeing this stuff.
and it's tough because everything that she does post,
you obviously have to take with a grain of salt.
So now that this is deleted, I don't know what that says,
that this is not true.
If it is true, I guess we'll just have to wait and see.
The one thing that a lot of musicians, celebrities are doing right now
are going on Instagram Live during the day.
They're doing their own versions of shows on Instagram Live,
or they're just performing.
It started with,
Chris Martin of Coldplay
did an Instagram live
where he took requests and he played songs
and it was fantastic
and it's turned into this whole
global citizen
stay at home
be entertained at home kind of movement
where artists are now getting on
Instagram live and performing for people
so we had
like I said Chris Martin
John Legend
Charlie Puth
so it's really
very, very cool in a way to keep people entertained. And I just got to say, like, I had tweeted
something about the John Legend Instagram Live and I, you know, posted a video of him and
you were seeing Beauty and the Beast with Luna and Chrissy. And it was just beautiful. And a girl
retweeted it and was like, look, I love my dad. Don't get me wrong. Love my dad. But I would love
if John Legend was my dad.
And I could not agree more.
It was just him singing,
just tails all this time.
And Luna was just so into it.
And then she started touching his face while he sang.
It was so cute.
I unfortunately missed that one.
I went back and I watched clips of it.
Because there were so many Instagram lives growing on.
But the fact that John Legend put on a concert for everybody
and Chrissy Teakin sat there and Luna sat there is so adorable.
And they're really just giving us a gift to this world right now.
I mean, John Legend, beautiful voice, one of the best singers of this generation.
And he's playing the piano for us in the middle of his living room.
It's just like what we sit in our living room.
It really is what we need like what better way to stay sane than have John Legend sing to you.
His voice is so soothing.
So soothing.
So calming.
On top of that, I mean, this was, it was very hard for me as well
because as John Legend was on, Joe Jonas was on.
And he was going through the vinals that you get
from the Jonas Final Club.
Now, as a member of the Jonas Final Club,
I was like, it was fascinating seeing him actually go through the vinals
and talk about them and he played some.
And Sophie was in the room.
And he was like trying to explain certain songs
of Sophie, songs that she hadn't heard before. And then he got on with Kevin because Kevin's at home
with his family. So they were like split screening it. And it was just so, I kept flipping back and
forth. It was so much at one time. I didn't want to miss anything. Um, yeah, there was so much going on
all at once yesterday. Like you said, Kevin and Joe. And then they got Sophie coming in the mix.
And then we have John Legend at the same time. And then we have Miley and Demi who were on it on Instagram
Live as well. Miley and Demi was awesome.
too. Such a powerful force. I tuned in at a... Joe just let a takeout menu underneath the door.
Oh, damn. That just made me hungry. Just the sight of that. Continue. I've been too nervous to order
delivery, and I also feel bad ordering delivery. Yeah. Because people, they have to deliver,
and then they can't even come up. There's a whole system in my building right now. They're not letting
people come past the lobby. It's a whole thing. Yeah. Anyways, it's crazy.
Um, Miley and Demi, I tuned in at a very serious time.
Yeah.
Was she talking about the VMA outfit?
No, but maybe the whole thing was serious, but, uh,
Miley was talking about a memory she had when, when she was very young,
when she see something she remembers this time.
It was like a cute story.
And then, uh, she asked Demi, she was like,
is there anything around your room that reminds you of something, um,
like, that can remind you of something?
And then in my head, I was like,
this is about to get deep.
Like, this is definitely, she's not going to, like,
it's not going to be like a cute, funny story.
Like, which is okay because I'm very,
no, it was a very serious conversation.
And then she said that she had a sky projector in her room.
Shout out to those lights.
I got them in mine.
And she, that reminds her of when she overdosed him was in the hospital
because she had those up in her hospital room.
So it was a very serious moment.
And I thought that was really interesting.
interesting that they were just talking about it on Instagram live. Joe, please leave the room.
Please.
He literally just like mouthed to me like, what do you want for dinner?
It's like I'm trying to talk about Demi Lavato's.
I know. Okay. So I tuned in at the part when Miley was talking about how after the
VMAs she wore that Tam body suit and people turned her.
into a meme. They compared it to a turkey leg. Um, and she, she just felt like really
embarrassed by her body after that moment and really didn't share that with anybody. She said
she didn't wear like a bathing suit, short skirts, anything for like two, three years afterwards
because she was just like, it was such a crazy time for her. And that, like those things affected her
so much. She was like, I know memes are funny and people laugh. But,
sometimes something that seems like really funny can be the most hurtful thing.
And it was,
it was crazy,
but also really important hearing her talk about that.
And then it was also,
Demi was just like,
oh,
like I wish I knew that was going on then,
like,
so that I could have helped you.
And then she was just also talking about how obviously she and Miley have known
each other for so long.
And,
you know,
they've had times when they've been very close and times when they haven't.
just like any other set of friends that have known each other for a very long time.
And it was just great to see that they, in this moment now, today, are in that place to share these
things and they want other girls to feel comfortable talking about their anxieties and, you know,
body image problems that they have and things like that.
So that was one that was very serious, but very great.
And then, you know, Miley today, she was on doing Pilates with a Pilates guy.
Yeah, it really ranges.
Yeah, it changes every day, which is fantastic.
Everybody's mind is going through something different.
So I think it's great changes every day.
John Mayer also is doing current mood more frequently.
He said that he'll be doing it multiple nights a week, probably.
He had Dave Chappelle on this one, which was hilarious.
You really never know what Dave Chappelle is going to say.
And I think that's the funniest part of seeing how nervous John Mayer's faces, like when Dave Chappelle's on.
And he said something about, he was like, I'm sure you have a lot of jokes about this.
And Dave was like, yeah, I can't say them right now.
They would get me canceled.
And then he was like, well, maybe.
And John was like, nope, thank you for coming on.
This has been great.
Like, he immediately got him off because it was so funny the entire time that he didn't want to say anything bad like last time.
Close on a high note.
John Mayer is so calming.
He sings a little bit, but like joking songs so I make you laugh.
And he really calms everybody down.
So I think that the celebrity Instagram lives, even though people are, some people are complaining about them, I actually think they're very entertaining.
And I encourage the celebrities to keep doing it.
So do I.
And another thing that has been great and I think it's going to keep growing because a lot of people are in their homes are TikToks.
Like I have been watching a ton of TikToks.
They've been very entertaining.
uh,
Haley and Justin are on there dancing now.
You're getting tons of celebrities on there producing content.
Um,
you know,
Ashley Benson and Kara Delvine were doing Kardashian,
uh,
what would you call those?
Kardashian.
Dubs?
Like,
um,
what's the word?
Yeah.
Dubs.
It's dubbing.
Like they're,
they're,
like they're,
like they're pretending to be the Kardashians' voices.
I'm explained.
I just explained that in the worst way possible,
but.
No, it's like, it's like their faces, but the Kardashian voices.
Yes, yes.
It's, I think right now, that's also a good way of just seeing what people are up to.
And you want to learn some TikTok dances?
Maybe you do that.
Guys, trust me, it's fun.
Do it.
Also a great way to move around and get active, but you're distracted because you're learning a dance.
Exactly.
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Another thing I hope celebrities continue to do is what Seth Rogan did while he watched cats.
He tweeted that he got basically that he was high and he just decided to watch cats and he live
tweeted the whole thing. Now, none of us have seen cats. I don't know how many of you guys have seen
cats, but we have really enjoyed the commentary that has come with the release of cats.
Just like people making, it sounds bad, but people making fun of it or just the memes and
videos that have come from the making of cats is, I haven't even seen the movie, but it
still makes me laugh because it seems so absurd. But I mean, I haven't seen it either. And just
from their reaction to when it was first release, I was like, this is something that I have to
watch in a time like Seth Rogen is doing. Yes. High as shit, bored as fuck. That's the only
reason why I'm watching it. Right. So I'm going to read his tweets. They're so, they're really very
funny. So his first tweet was, I'm pretty stone and watching cats. I've never seen the Broadway
show. It is truly trippy. Am I supposed to know what a gelical is? They've said it 200,000 times, but I don't know
what's happening. Ha ha. This first one made me laugh just because I feel like this is everyone's
thoughts with cats. People are like, oh yeah, it's cats. And it's, they're like, oh, what's cats about?
It's about cats. You're like, there's different types of cats, jellical cats. And they're going,
one cat, I mean, I can't even explain it. And but people have explained it very.
well to me before. He then said, also the scale is bizarre. The behind the scenes features,
which are amazing, said the set is 2.5 times scale, but that would mean cats are like 60 pounds
in real life. He said, they made them go to cat school, the mice. These cats are like two feet
tall in this world. That's a huge fucking cat. And then he said, this is so, quote, Broadway funny,
which is so true.
Like you go see a Broadway show
and there's jokes that you laugh at in the theater
that you would never laugh at in real life.
Yeah, I think that Seth Rogen needs to do this for so many more movies now.
I think that the fact that it was Katz makes it even funnier
because Katz is something that was just reviewed as so terrible.
And the only way that we're laughing at Katz
is because Seth Rogen is tweeting funny stuff about it,
not because cats is actually like a good movie.
So he said,
some cats in pants, some no pants.
Let's make 35 nonsense songs introducing cats, quote,
the makers of cats.
They move so funny.
Jason DeRulo's feet don't look like they're touching the ground.
Judy Dench is in a cat fur coat,
which I can only assume is socially appalling in this world.
And then he goes,
I have a hard time getting actors to rehearse for like 20 minutes.
They got these people to train to lick their hands and rub them in their hair for weeks.
And then another one, all caps.
What is gelical?
What is gelical, though?
That gelical cats, it's just like the type of cats that they are.
CG cat people dancing is odd.
Is it impressive?
I don't know.
These cats are straight up wearing white chuck tailors.
Did they commission little chucks from the cat shoe maker?
A lot of neon lights and knee height in London in the 30s.
Is the milk bar for humans, for cats?
Is this in Clockwork Orange World, huh?
Judy Dench looks the most cuddly.
Is Magic Cat a thing?
The theater cat.
Let's intro another fucking cat.
Well, yes, the movie is called Cats.
He said, like, why even make these actors show up on set?
They're playing cats.
That's honestly a great point.
Like, why wasn't this just an animated movie?
It's so funny.
The replies are, of course, Jeff, of course, Jeff DeLo's reply is like the first reply.
He said, Katz is something that took me weeks to understand after I saw the show.
Chris Delia.
Jeff, fill him in, please.
Chris Delia wrote back to him, the musical is fucking idiotic.
I've seen it.
The movie has Jason Drullo in it, though.
And then, I mean, there's just so many more, like, how many times do they say the word cat in this?
If anybody out there really loved cats, let us know. I want to know why.
Ian McKellen straight up has normal fingers.
You know, I said, do it more like a cat, quote, the director of cats.
You sure it's not weird?
The actor and cats.
Nah, fam, it's fucking genius.
People have loved this shit for decades.
It's perfect.
Oh, these cats love to mess up a made-up bed, wide awake.
I think he did tweet something about memories.
He goes, out of respect, I'll leave Idris out of all of this.
Yeah, it's a tough time.
And that last week, Edis Elba does have coronavirus.
Last tweet, all right, I'm turning this off and watching 90-day fiancé.
Good night.
Stay clean as fuck.
Oh, man.
I mean, it probably didn't last long or I don't know how long.
long it lost it, but I can promise you that he didn't watch that whole thing. No, I doubt it. Two hours
ago, he tweeted, if you all enjoy commentary on terrible movies, and it seems you do, I recommend you
spend some self-isolation time listening to hands-down my favorite podcast. How did this get made?
In which truly hilarious comedians dissect truly awful movies. Enjoy. Oh, maybe I will listen to
that. That sounds fun. Right. Doesn't that sound fantastic? But I kind of want to watch the movies
along with it. I know. I would also kind of like Seth Rogan just continue to live tweet it.
Yeah. Seth Rogan, why don't you just do that? Yeah. Thank you. Thanks for recommending a podcast
that I'm sure is absolutely fantastic, but can you please continue to live tweet bad movies?
Yeah. We'll listen to the podcast, but keep tweeting. Exactly. But yeah, we're getting some good,
good entertainment. That was very funny. And I'm not going to lie, it does make me want to watch cats.
I might watch it.
I might tune in just to see.
It seems so absurd that we just have to do it.
Maybe we do a live watch.
You know how Jeff D. Lowe and the lights camera guys
did a Star Wars watch?
Oh, we should go on Instagram live and watch cats.
We can do that as well.
Because, you know, we don't have the technology right now
to be doing like we're not going to be together.
We got a...
Well, they're not together either.
Okay, well, we'll figure it out.
I think we can...
Can we watch Cats while Katz is playing
and you see our reaction at the same time?
Yeah, they...
You definitely can't stream the movie, though.
No, no, no.
Okay, so exactly.
So we can just go on Instagram.
People have to watch Cats on their own.
Yes.
Like, the way that the Lights Camera Barstall guys
and Robbie did it was like on YouTube
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and then they were commentating.
I think there were,
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they were at so people could sync up to the same time oh i think we could figure that out okay once we
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The fantastic key recap is finally here. Holy shit. It's happening. I did it. I watched. Thank you, Fran.
You're welcome. I had to watch all the people who DMs that I had to watch. You were so right. You were so right. This show is fantastic.
Now, okay, I'm just going to get this out of the way now. After watching, how sad are you that you weren't there when Juliet and Kelsey came to the office?
I mean, I'm really sad, but I also was sick, so I really can't like...
No, no, I know, but like, I feel like now, then it wasn't, it was fine because it was like you weren't watching.
Now, I feel like you've got to have questions.
Oh, if it happened now, I'd be way more upset that I was sick.
But I think, exactly, there's something I could do about it now.
I think we can have them back on soon, so I'm not worried about it.
I hope so. Kelsey commented on my Instagram earlier today.
So I think, I think we're cool.
I think that they'll be able to come back on.
Kelsey rocks her chicks in the office hat fairly often.
I have, I can't believe that I didn't watch a show, honestly.
Like, I know that everyone kept saying it was so good, it was so good, it was so good.
But it was kind of just when I first saw the first episode ever, season one, episode one,
when it came out a few years ago.
I watched it and I remember being like, oh, I miss the hills and I miss the Guna Beach.
But I think now that we're completely past that time,
and we can appreciate a new show with newer characters
more relevant at this time.
Wait, I have a question.
When the show first premiered, like the first season,
I do remember you watched a little bit, right?
Yeah, I watched the first, I think, two or three episodes.
Okay, okay.
Because I knew somebody that went to school with them
and was in the first episode at the scene of Alex's party at his house.
And he was like in a little clip.
So I remember we all watched because of that.
But I didn't really watch since then.
I kind of know what happens before season three.
But I watched season three straight up because I wanted to do a season three recap.
We won't talk so much about, yeah, it just ended.
So we won't talk much about the earlier seasons, but we are going to talk about season three.
The drama that goes on.
And I know some people are going to be like, it's scripted, it's fake.
I don't care.
I'm going to be.
I'm going to be naive to this one because with The Bachelor, we're always like, the producers, the producers.
I'm tired to talk about the producers.
I want to just watch this show believing that this shit is actually happening.
Right.
I mean, but it's also like, that's the point.
That's how you're supposed, you know, that's how you're supposed to watch it.
And obviously you think some stuff is scripted, some stuff is not.
But that's just like sometimes the name of the game, shit happens.
I'm sure people play things up for TV.
That's just how it goes on any reality show.
People are going to play stuff up for TV.
Like, that's, you have to.
So I think Ciesi has been really good at somewhat of a balance, I feel like.
And it was just, and I knew the season was going to be good.
And I talked to you at the beginning.
because I remember saying to you,
Juliet is dating Robbie Hayes
and I can't believe this guy
is going to be back on reality TV.
He made his way onto another show
and is just ridiculous.
Let's talk about each character
and their plots in season three.
I feel like that's an easiest way to go through this.
Let's start off with Chloe
because I was getting a lot of DMs being like,
how do you feel about Chloe?
Some people can't stand her.
Some people appreciate her.
I think that Chloe is very annoying sometimes.
I think that she gets in everybody's business,
but I do think it's necessary for the show.
If she didn't snoop into everybody's business,
then we wouldn't know anything.
Yes, she's the vital part of the friend group.
Exactly.
We know everything because of Chloe.
Yes, she's annoying.
And if she was in my friend group, I'd probably fight with her because of how much she just medals into everybody's relationships.
But for the TV show, it's great.
Yes.
I enjoy Chloe for, one, I think Chloe can be very funny.
I also think that Chloe knows what she's doing 100% of the time.
And we need somebody like that.
We just do.
I think she has...
This show just needs somebody like that.
I think she has her good and bad moments too.
Like you said,
you can be funny.
She can also be really mean and annoying.
So it goes back and forth,
which I kind of think goes for a lot of people on the show.
If we go through every character,
it's kind of like succession.
Like you love them,
you hate them at the same time.
All of them.
They all do stupid shit.
Yeah.
But that's what I think...
You can find things to like about them.
Most, I would say most of the,
people on this show are
are like lovable people who do dumb stuff sometimes
you know like none of them are necessarily awful
except for probably Alex but there's just
most of them are are pretty fine I would say
so obviously like everybody is also kind of connected
in a love kind of way
you know like everybody's kind of hooked up with everybody or dated everybody everybody is
is basically connected sort of but Chloe Chloe like kind of struggled because she was stuck
between like Juliet and Alex and like she became friends with Alex again even though
she was friends with Juliet but then Juliet didn't want to talk to Chloe and but then Juliet started
dating Robbie all just yeah so I think that like Robbie right see he's like Robbie right
Season three started off with them coming back to C.S. The Key. And like you said, Juliet and Chloe
all had this weird thing going on because Juliet and Alex are not together. Chloe advised Juliet
to not be with Alex. And then he became friends with Alex again, who I think at this point,
they have no choice. She did say they've been friends for 10 plus years. Even though Alex is the
biggest dickhead I've ever seen on reality TV. Like, I absolutely hate him. There's not a thing I could
say I like about him. I can't stand him. I think he's, it's,
is a huge asshole. I really do. Um, so it's kind of hard to be like, oh, yeah, I'm cool with
Chloe being friends with Alex, but also when you put in perspective that they've been friends
for 10 plus years and they're on a TV show together, yeah, she kind of has to, you know,
it's, it's cool with him. I know. It's hard because she, um, it's hard because Alex is so
annoying. So it's like, like, why would she even want to be friends with him? But it is
interesting because I feel like Alex doesn't really have any kind of like friendship or
relationship with a lot of the other people that are on the show at this point that like they
need Chloe to be that person or else Alex wouldn't be getting into the mix with everyone and
they clearly still need that to be going on but you know so and I and I understand why Juliet
was kind of like off on Chloe at the beginning because
she was hanging out with Alex and then at the same time really not into Robbie, just like not
into the idea of Robbie, which was super fair. Honestly, I kind of agree with that in the first place
too. Like Chloe and Amanda were like, this dude is using you. I don't kind of agree with it. I wholeheartedly
agree with that. I mean, when he threw that phone into the ocean, when they had their little
house warming thing and Chloe and Juliet finally sat down.
talk and hands were being thrown.
Juliet was talking in Chloe's face.
Chloe slapped her wrist.
All of a sudden, Juliet fucking pounded the back of her head,
pulled her extensions.
As that was happening, and then Amanda came out and threw her phone.
Robbie swiftly picked up the phone, threw it in the ocean, like this psychopath.
The next episode, when I found out, or two episodes,
when I found out that he threw to the ocean when Amanda confronted Juliet,
and Juliet was just like, he threw it in the ocean.
It was unreal.
She just came out and said that.
And props to Amanda for just forgiving her right away.
Because I would have been like,
why did you just hold that in for so long?
Your boyfriend through my phone in the ocean?
Thankfully, it was shocking that Juliet
broke up with Robbie so quickly
because, I mean, she does have such a hard time shaking Alex
because they have a pass together.
But with Robbie, it seemed like once you realize
he just like wasn't the real deal
and he was shitting on her friends, and after the Greece trip, it was kind of weird.
She got rid of him really quickly.
It was kind of not a thing.
No, it really was, but it was just funny because literally every second that Robbie was on this show,
he spoke in, like, metaphors.
In, like, really stupid, quote, metaphor, like, that had no real meaning.
Like, somebody would ask him a question and it's just like he was talking like he was a philosopher.
Like, he knew everything.
It's just he never had anything straightforward to say because it was always in these fucking stupid metaphors.
And they got so annoying.
That was a great point that I realized while watching it as well.
Everything out of his mouth sounded like I was reading an Instagram quote.
It's nothing was an original thought.
And he really kept, he was like when McKenna on The Bachelor tried to give that really powerful
speech, really lay down the law, but it just didn't hit. He did that every single time he had
a conversation with everybody on the show. But he kind of went away quickly when Alex came back,
because of course, Alex came back and Juliet remembered her feelings for Alex, which it kills me
because I actually do like Juliet. I really do. I think she's a good person. But she just hung up
on this terrible human being.
She can't,
she can't not be around this vile human.
He's the worst person I've ever seen on reality TV.
He really is.
He's such a douchebag.
Everything he does.
Yeah.
And when,
when I spoke to them,
Juliet just like really went in on him
and just like how he
like doesn't cooperate with doing this show
and disappears
and like it's just,
it seems like he's such a piece of shit
that's like so full of himself.
And it's just,
it is so hard.
And you can just see,
like,
it's so clear how he manipulated her
throughout like this whole thing with her
and Alyssa and the text messages
and he's calling her
and they're talking on the phone for six hours
and they're texting.
And like,
he totally was fucking with Julie.
Juliet again and she fell for it again.
And, oh, God, I just, like, I felt so bad for her.
And then, I mean, I even felt bad for Alyssa.
I know people don't like Alyssa, but, like, Alyssa is in this mix also.
Now she's, I mean, now she's pretty much stuck with him because we saw at the end that
she is having Alex's baby.
And we've known that for a while anyway, because Alex posted it on Instagram.
insane news.
So we could fast forward
through the season a little bit.
They go to Nashville because BG,
who by the way I love,
has a big,
you know,
I love Brandon.
He has a big opportunity
in Nashville.
Yeah.
So everybody's going to go.
Alex,
the night before,
Alex tells the list of this,
they met up at a campfire
because Chloe was like,
I have had enough of this fighting,
blah, blah, blah, blah.
Let's organize this hangout.
Everybody hangs out.
Juliet and Alex are crying together, and it seems like they can go to Nashville and kind of be okay.
They end up going to Nashville, and Juliet and Alex hook up. Unbelievable.
Of course we saw that coming, though, just like as soon as we heard Paul, they,
them talking, and he was like, I don't know, maybe we'll see. It's like, you're with Alyssa right now.
I understand, but how are you being this scummy and talking about this on TV? You're openly saying,
I don't know. The answer you should be saying is like,
no, I'm not going for Juliet. He's like,
yeah, I am. And sure enough,
he was because him and Juliet
hooked up and they kept it a secret
until we find out
when Juliet tells Kelsey
and tells Kelsey that Chloe also knows
because she saw them the morning after
said something's up and Alex
bribed her with a Celine
bag.
It was such a great
cliffhanger because I can't wait to see how this all plays out.
Like, Alyssa's going to find out that Chloe didn't say anything because Alex
bribed her with a handbag.
And Alyssa is going to find out about him hooking up with Juliet.
And it's just all so ridiculous between the two of them.
It's really, really insane.
Meanwhile, you said, like, Brandon, so awesome.
Brandon, this whole time, I feel like, kind of got stuck in a weird place because he was trying to make things work with Amanda.
And Amanda was talking to Brandon and she was talking to her ex-boyfriend JJ and like kind of going back and forth.
And honestly, I know like Amanda got a lot of shit for it, but she was making some great points.
And she was like, I'm, because she was being totally honest.
She was like, I'm not looking to settle down.
don't want like to be in a relationship right now. I'm going to hang out with who I want to hang out with.
And she's like, boys do this all the time. Like they're, they're just, I'm dating, I'm dating a couple
people. I think that she was viewing it in a disrespectful way though. Like she was just doing it straight up
in front of them. Like right, right, right, right. She would be like with BG in front of JJ. And then all of a
sudden in front of BG should be like in the pool making out JJ. I just thought it was disrespectful on
that fact. Like if you want to hang out with them separately, I think that's, you know,
cool. But I felt like she was just like, she kind of felt like I own everybody and that type of thing.
I understand where she was coming from, though, like you can date other people if you're not
settled down, but just do it in a more respectful way. It's kind of hard to do it in a more respectful way,
obviously, when they're all filming together. Yeah. But still. And obviously,
Brandon was also upset about Madison who had moved on with one of the producers of the show,
which was insane and weird. I told you this.
It was absolute madness.
When they were like, this is weird, I couldn't have agreed harder.
I mean, come on.
Let's just be real right now.
It was weird.
It was weird.
Yeah.
No, I agree with you.
I love Madison.
Madison has always been one of my favorites.
And it's hard because I understand that she clearly really likes ish.
And that she had, they've had this relationship.
but it's hard and I felt bad for her because obviously her family wasn't supporting it
and they didn't understand it and she wanted to make decisions for herself.
It is quite an age gap but I don't know.
It's like it's hard because she seems so happy and I guess like she wants that life.
Like she was like I want to have kids.
I want to be a mom.
So, I don't know.
I just, I found it a little weird.
I think that someone more age-appropriate.
It wouldn't be me.
I wouldn't be doing that.
Me either, hard no for me, but a big pass on that one.
Also, like, moved with me in Los Angeles.
What are you guys, been dating two months?
That's crazy town.
Yeah.
So that was obviously, but, you know, the show, we need that.
Another turn that nobody expected.
Yeah, JJ and Kara on the Instagram stories recently.
That's a quick update on JJ and Kara
because Kara left the show right in the beginning
because she just was sick of everybody.
Her and Garrett broke up.
They tried to make things work.
It didn't.
And she went back to New Jersey.
Kara's from around me.
Yeah, New Jersey, right?
Yeah, yeah.
I never met her personally, but like I had friends.
that know her.
Any, any details?
No, I mean, she's not really.
It's just like, it's probably,
it's just what you see on the show.
Yeah, I guess so.
Yeah, she went back to New Jersey
and started dating her other boyfriend,
her ex-boyfriend who, it seems to be out of the picture
now that she was posting with JJ,
which is really odd.
Crazy.
That came out of nowhere.
Like, here comes another turn.
I remember Kelsey, like Kelsey recently tweeted something,
like, I wish, like,
what we were filming came out
live so that you can
see what's going on right now.
So whatever's going on right now
is clearly insane and I'm sure
a lot of that has to do with Kara
and things that work out with her and Garrett
gee baby, I love
that sweet man.
He seems so sweet.
He's just so nice.
So at the end of the season we see
Kelsey and
Garrett reconnected
but then we see a clip of him
trying to hook up
with somebody else. I'm hoping that's a thing they can just swiftly quick get by.
I know. I know.
To just be one of the functioning couples on that show for, you know, just, just show that
there can be at least one functioning couple on the show.
I always loved Kelsey and Garrett too and hope that they would find a way to get back together.
And I don't know if it's going to happen. I don't know if it's going to happen.
But it was a lot. I mean, Kelsey also got a lot of shit this season too, I think, because
It was like Jared and that didn't last long.
And then there was the guy from Rebella and then he left and then it was to Garrett.
But I don't know, nothing.
Like I feel like none of those other relationships,
if you can even call them relationships,
they weren't even relationships had enough like time on them.
Like I feel like Kelsey and Jared were always very good friends.
And there was like a maybe kind of thing.
but she was never really that into it.
Yeah, Kelsey, this season was the least problematic for me.
Like on season three, obviously, I don't, I didn't watch all of the other seasons.
But it seemed like she was more low-key.
Right.
Just doing her thing.
The quick relationships.
Yeah, which I think, you know, if you-
Doing her thing, kissing boys.
If you don't like somebody, you're not going to keep dating them.
Like, she just doesn't feel that way with Jared, which is unfortunate.
I like Jared a lot.
Yeah, me too.
His ex-wife came back.
That whole thing is so.
sad honestly.
I know, I know.
Watching them not be able to be together, but they can't be apart.
It's heartbreaking.
But the bomb at the end of the season that we now have to wait for is that Alyssa
turns out to be pregnant.
Yeah.
She doesn't even know yet that Juliet and Alex fucked in Nashville.
Yeah.
And she's going to find that out.
She's going to be pregnant.
Yeah.
And what is Alex going to do?
And I see them posting on Instagram now, Alyssa and Alex, and they seem to be fine.
But it's just like, you really think that man, obviously he has to be a good dad to their child.
But do you really think that he's going to be a good boyfriend or husband?
Because I wouldn't trust him in a million years.
Not ever.
I think that he in a relationship is just not good at all.
I know.
I'm with you on that.
It's the drama.
is just never ending.
There's always something juicy going on.
Whatever we're going to see next is going to be insane.
I'm trying to think like what were some of your other favorite moments from watching
because you've watched this all way more recently.
I watched it week to week so I'm kind of forgetting some of the early stuff.
Obviously the Robbie Phone thing was just,
unbelievable. Like I can't get over that he threw the phone in the ocean that really, really took
me by surprise. Like Juliet, Juliet going to Greece and her boss being like, oh, no. That seemed crazy to
me. And obviously, like it's somebody out of college. Like that's the stuff that seems scripted.
Yeah. Her boss would go on the show. I'm younger than that. And I feel like I could make the decision
like this isn't right to go on this vacation. I need to stay at work. So I feel like that's,
kind of, I'm also thinking that she just like knew that she wasn't, right. I'm just thinking she also
just kind of like knew that she wasn't going to lose her job. Yeah. Oh, um, the fight at the opening
when Alex was just being absurd. He was just, he's just a terrible human being, it seems. Like,
I would really love to know if there's anybody out there that actually was like, um,
Alex is a good human. Trust me, because I don't, you know, I may be sounding mean at this point and repetitive,
but from what I've seen, I really just don't like any of his behavior. And I think he's so smug and
he just laughs in people's faces like at the pool party at his house when Juliet confronted
them because Alyssa was like, you need to leave. And she was like, oh, really? Well, Alex and I have
been talking on the phone for six hours. Like he's been contacting me. And they were just laughing
in her face. And they were like, really, really? And Juliet pushed them in the pool and then
her bathing suit, which obviously, you know, the way Juliet acted physically was not right. You should
never get violent and getting physical is never the answer. I would have pushed Alex in the pool too.
I was just about to say that. Like, I would have pushed him in the pool because the way that someone is just
laughing in your face and mocking you and you know that you're right is just so, it makes you feel so less than.
Totally. See how that would get to her and I feel like she was going through a hard time. And also,
someone, right, someone that you care about so much that you're like, we just had these heartfelt
conversations and now you're doing this, like, just mocking you. Such bullshit. So I, I cannot
wait for it to come back. I am, I need new episodes so fast. Like, I just, I can't get enough
of the show. It's my number one reality show right now. I'm really glad you told me to watch it. I'm really
glad that, uh, I started because I can't live my life without C-S to Key at this point.
Oh, I'm with you.
And I'm hoping that I feel like Kara's going to come back.
Shit's going to go down.
I mean, I feel like Kara has always had some pretty mean stuff to say to Kelsey.
I also thought that like every time Kara is like go to insult to Kelsey was that she didn't graduate high school.
But like Kelsey did graduate high school.
She's clarified that herself like multiple times.
it's like good insults.
Right?
That's, I hate when people do that.
Like, oh, I'm smarter than you because I have this degree or that degree.
Right.
But are you, though?
And Kelsey had gotten, like, amazing opportunities when she was younger to travel the world, like, for modeling.
So, yeah, why don't we criticize her?
And, you know, for such a beautiful human being, Kara is so insecure.
Like, yeah, she got a nose job thing.
Well, she got a nose job.
and then got mad at Garrett for not complimenting the nose job, which I just think is like,
and she was like, that means you don't like it. He was like, I just think you're being like insecure
because I don't think she needed a nose job in the first place. And I think the nose job looks good too.
I think she's so pretty, but I feel like she just doesn't think that herself. Right. Which is,
sad. Yeah, it is. And I feel like that might be part of the reason she sometimes is so acts the way she does.
I think it comes out sometimes like that.
Some insecurities.
Yeah.
But, oh my God.
A pregnancy drop at the end of the season really.
I knew I was locked in five minutes in, but five minutes after finishing, also completely
locked in more than ever.
I'm really, really excited for the conversation between Alyssa and Chloe, of her having
to explain how she didn't.
enough about Alyssa to tell her about Juliet and Alex hooking up because she wanted a sleep bag.
Oh, my God, that's going to be the conversation between the two of them and Alyssa's like,
you're not hiding something for me. And Chloe's like, nope. No, I could not believe that she was lying.
I know, literally lying through her teeth. Does Chloe really owe Alyssa more than what she owes Juliet
and Alex? Like, I know it's fucked up and morally, this is terrible. But a friend standpoint, I would
have Juliet and Alex's back more than I would have
Alyssa's. I don't know Alyssa that well.
Right, right. I mean, if you're
I'm not going to tell on one of my best
friends to a person I just met.
If you're a regular friend,
that's something that if you find out about, you just keep your mouth
shut. Like, that's like, oh, that's their problem.
Like, I know the information, but I'm not going to
go and tell the person. Like,
that's not my place.
But that's just
like what Chloe does.
You know? So, like, that's why,
I think it's different because like, yeah, normally the person wouldn't say anything,
but Chloe always, always shares that information.
Exactly.
That's the hardest part about it is that she does usually share,
and this is the time she's not.
Exactly.
So when's the next time she won't spill?
Hopefully not next season.
I hope she's telling everybody everything next season.
Yeah, totally.
I think that was, I think that's pretty much all the good.
stuff. I'm interested to see who will be coming in and out. I feel like Robbie also the moment when
Robbie and Juliet were having that conversation at the party and Robbie was like, or I forget what exactly
he asked, but something along the lines of like what was your favorite moment of our relationship or
like what did you, you know, like what did you cherish the most of like our relationship? She was like,
we had sex on a plane
is that what you want me to say?
He was like, no, actually.
It was like some, like,
and his thing was like something super cheesy.
Yeah, he was like, actually, it was mine.
Mine was when we, like, laid in bed for hours
and watched TV together.
Something like that.
It's like, okay, chill, Robbie.
I just, I truly started cracking up
because she was just like, so, so, so funny.
And also, it does seem like Juliet has a new,
boyfriend. We see a glimpse of him in the preview for next season. And he's all over her
Instagram now. So yeah, let's hope it's a good one. Let's hope it's a good one. I'm with you on that.
All right. Well, I think that wraps up our Siasiki recap. And when the show comes back, we will be
talking about it weekly. All right. That wraps up today's episode. We hope you enjoyed it. Hopefully,
it was a nice way to distract yourself. We're going to continue to release.
least episodes, you know, the same as we usually do Monday and Thursdays. Obviously, we will be
recording over Skype for now. So I apologize, but that's what needs to be done. And we will talk
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