Chicks in the Office - Summer House Finale w/ Hannah & Paige, Zac Efron's Face + Hype House Reality Show
Episode Date: April 26, 2021The internet freaks out over Zac Efron's face (11:11-19:25). Elon Musk set to host SNL (19:26-30:52). Stephanie Pratt body shames Heidi Montag (32:56-38:54). The Hype House is getting its own reality ...show on Netflix (38:55-47:39). Interview with Hannah Berner & Paige DeSorbo – talking everything Summer House (49:27-1:30:07). CITO merch > http://bit.ly/citomerch. Follow us on Instagram @chicksintheoffice and on Twitter @chicksintheoff + subscribe to our Snapchat show > http://bit.ly/thegroupchat & our YouTube > http://bit.ly/CITOYOUTUBE.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/chicks-in-the-office
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What's up, everyone?
It's Chicks in the Office with Ria and Fran, giving you that Friday energy on a Monday.
It is a new week, ladies and gentlemen, babes of the universe.
I don't know.
Babes?
Babes of the universe.
And dudes?
And dudes, but not many dudes.
Yeah.
Just the babes of the universe.
That sounded right when I said it.
Babes of the universe.
Babes of the universe.
What's the word I'm looking for?
Unite?
Unite?
Babes of the universe, unite.
Yeah, I guess maybe that is the word I was looking for.
Assemble.
Assembly.
Thank you, Noah.
Yeah, that's what I was.
Avengers, assemble.
Yep, that's what I was looking for.
Babes of the universe, assemble.
There you go.
Fran, how are you doing today?
It's Sunday afternoon.
We're heading into a new week.
End of April is near.
Yep.
What's going on?
Well, the time has come.
It's moving week.
The journey is coming to an end.
Everybody who's listened to me talking about this for a month straight now.
More than a month.
This is the week.
Yeah, more than a month.
This is the week.
I move on Friday.
So exciting.
I know.
I know.
Congratulations.
I'm very excited.
It is very nerve-wracking.
But I just feel like there's a lot of stuff.
in my apartment.
I don't know.
There's something very sad about like packing everything up.
And like I said on this many times before,
roommates moving out before me.
So I have all my stuff like in one spot in our apartment.
And I'm looking at it.
I'm like,
this is it.
You're like Miley.
The Will Smith.
Fresh Prince.
Yeah.
I'm like, wow.
We went different avenues with that.
Yeah.
I'm like this is all I got.
It's stuffed in this corner right here.
You went Will Smith.
and I went Miley and Hannah Montana when they changed houses.
Yep.
Both relatable.
Both what you are going through right now.
It's crazy.
I got my squish mellows and garbage bags.
Oh, okay.
So that like adds to the whole.
You know, they take up a lot more space.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
You're taking all of them?
Take a lot more space.
Where am I going to put them?
I don't know.
Sell them?
No, they're used.
People sell used things.
I know.
No, I know.
but there's something about, like I sleep with them all in my bed.
You know, like I wouldn't want to buy.
So true.
I guess that's true.
I wouldn't, I'm just thinking from my perspective, like, I wouldn't want to buy one that I knew some stranger was, like, cuddling with every night.
You're not a stranger.
Brie Larson slept with him.
I don't know why that's the first person I thought of.
No one loves Brie Larson.
No, it was like, I wish I had Brie Larson's pillow.
Yeah, I mean, when you asked me, like, if I got like a Nick Jonas, you used.
squish mellow like yeah yeah
I should have said that
pre Larsen
alright Noah we know what your head's at
yeah
bomp go to horny alert
horny alert
awkward
I can't just say a woman's name
no it just
the speed with which you said it
I don't know why I don't even like her that
oh no he likes you know who he likes
Allison Bree I remember that
oh that no not anymore
he's grown out of that
He's on to Bree Larson now.
Oh, man.
Sinie Sweeney.
Yeah, Sydney Sweeney.
I mean, that's everybody.
We all know Sidney Sweeney.
I just want everyone to know that if every day you wake up and you are a different
pants size, I'm with you.
If your pants size is going up at a rapid pace week after week, I'm with you.
I don't know what's happening, but I can't stop it.
I can't stop it.
It just keeps going.
It just keeps going.
I'm like, how, like, I don't know.
I think pants sizes are a scam.
100%.
Every place, every store has different sizes, too.
It varies in different.
Like, I am multiple sizes different, like, in some places than I am others.
Like, buying more than one size.
Me too.
Or it's like, how does this happen?
And then, yeah, no, I definitely had my, while I was packing, I have a whole side tiny
drawer, not like one of those little plastic container drawers that.
where all my pants that I don't fit in anymore,
I put them in there.
These are like nice pants.
And I'm like, one day I'll be able to put those bad boys back on and packing up today.
I was like, you know what?
They're not coming with me.
Wow, you made the decision.
You were like, they're never coming back on.
I'm reselling them.
They're being sent away and being resold because I just, I can't keep looking at them.
Yeah, because it's one of those things where you just, you,
when did you get those pants years ago?
Yeah, years ago.
Years ago, like that they got to go.
And I feel very comfortable in the pants.
Like, the pants I'm in now, like, it is weird of this, you know?
The pants you're wearing now?
Yeah, yeah.
There's something, I think, psychological about keeping the smaller size pants around
where you like know they're there and you're like, they're taunting you.
No, I need them to fucking get out of there.
Swear to God, I've had to re-up different pairs of pants multiple times in the last few years.
Like, just like five pairs of pants get thrown.
out five new ones come in five get thrown out five new ones come in like it's just a cycle i got i got five new pairs
of pants this past weekend i was like this is and they're all different sizes yeah and they all fit me yep
and i'm just like this is a disaster um i'm i'm going to get my second vaccine appointment
after this right after this i'm nervy i think you know you'll like you'll be okay but yeah
you're gonna i think you will feel feel like shit because everybody is on the internet
is always putting their two cents in on how they feel, right?
And I'm,
and also you can't say like,
oh,
I just got,
I'm getting my second shot without 9,000 people being like,
get ready to not feel that.
Yeah, buckle up.
Buckle up.
You're about to die.
People are like,
oh, it's not that bad.
Oh, it's terrible.
It's the worst day ever.
So it's,
everybody's experience is different.
Right.
I'm just excited to see what mine is.
Yeah.
I don't know.
It could go either way.
Because you're going with the Hot Girl Pfizer.
All the memes have been cracking me up.
It's like the tweet of like,
all my friends got Pfizer I got
Moderna like am I the ugly friend
What did you get? Pfizer
Yeah I got Pfizer yeah
Sick guys
No but it's funny because like assholes right now
It's legitimately going to be an icebreaker
Like I really think like when we go into
This summer like in the fall when you can kind of like go back into bars and stuff
People will straight up be like so what what
A bunch of us were having an argument
The other day about what like the gold standard is
We were like we were comparing it to phones like what's the apple of vaccines
Yeah
what's like the Samsung
I think Pfizer is the Apple.
Pfizer has to be Apple, but someone was really arguing
modern as like the Apple.
Well, so I feel like it could also be
like Pfizer and
Pfizer is like the Verizon
and Madonna's like the AT&T. Both good.
That's a better because like Apple, I feel like there's a bigger gap.
Like both are good and then like...
But you know you have to get like what they're calling a booster
for Pfizer in like six months?
I thought it was a year.
No, it's after a year.
Oh.
Yeah.
That's fine.
But they were like,
Madonna, you don't, like,
they haven't announced that yet.
Yeah.
It's only a matter of time.
It's only a matter of time.
Like, you have to get booster shots when you're younger also when you get
vaccines.
I mean,
you have to get a flu shot every year.
Yeah,
like it's one of those things that people act like it's crazy when this is just.
Right.
Like, we go every year to get a flu shot.
Right.
Like when you're younger, you would get the,
there's so many different vaccines.
I don't even know.
A technician shot.
Right.
Then you get the booster shot.
And it's like, whatever.
Yeah.
But, yeah, no, listen,
whatever vaccine you got,
it's totally.
But I do see the memes on the internet that are like, oh, have you got this?
And then, but people now I see are like, well, Dolly Parton donated to Moderna.
So that's the hot girl one.
And I'm like, oh, fuck.
Yeah.
If that's the case.
It's your hot girl with whatever vaccine you got.
Yeah, true.
Just hot he's getting vax.
Vaves of the universe getting vax and wax and wax for the summer.
Wax and ready to go.
There you go.
All right, let's get into the topics for today's episode.
And we also have a great interview on today's episode.
We got Paige and Hannah from Summerhouse talking about the finale leading into the reunion for this week.
I want to say before we do that also, I just, I'm really upset with myself for not talk.
Like, I just want to get it out of the way for people who are going to, the interview is fantastic.
They're amazing.
We love them.
We forgot to ask about the ass picture.
And I regret it because we talked about it with Black.
girls texting and it's like everybody's been talking about the ass picture then we fucking forgot to
talk about the ass picture so i'm just saying it now so for everybody listening who love summerhouse
and they get to the end and they're like wow they didn't bring up the picture yeah we know we forgot
yeah we forgot it was total total misstep by us wish we didn't do that but unfortunately but we
really we got into it with them we really dove deep and i think you guys will enjoy that interview
we also talk about zach effron's new face elan musk will be on s nl with miley cyrus the hype
House is getting a reality show on Netflix, and Stephanie Pratt is a total menace asshole who just
body-shamed Heidi on her Instagram story calling her pregnant, and that is totally not the case.
So let's get into it starting off with Zach Efron's new face.
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So pictures of Zach Efron on Friday were spiraling all over the internet because he looked very different than the usual Zach
Efron. It looked like he got some Botox. It looked like he got some fillers. The pictures were from his
Happy Earth Day video. And we just want to know what happened with Zach Ephron. Listen, it's one of those
things. It's like, I don't want to totally make fun of the way he looks because just how we wouldn't do that
with a woman. I feel bad doing that to Zach
Afron. You know what I mean? But men
can have body issues too.
Right. He's talked about it before.
For sure. But just something
looks different and off.
Something looks botched.
Yeah, Friday,
this happened on Friday and my
got a screenshot. My friend's had a screenshot of the
photo that was going viral in our group chat.
And she was like, oh my God,
is this real? And I was like, ha ha,
that's so fake. Like, totally
being like, you got like,
like how could that possibly be real?
And then I went and found the Facebook Bill Nye video.
It's like Bill Nyes doing some musical.
It came out on Earth Day.
And they had all these celebrities in it.
And I watched the clip of Zach Efron and his little part in it.
And I was like, okay, it was real.
This is what we're dealing with.
Everybody on the internet freaked out.
He was trending all day long.
People were saying he's, you know, handsome Squidward.
It's just like, I don't know what.
I don't know what happened, but like it looks like, I don't know, it looks like maybe Botox, like
injected in the wrong place or something.
Like, it's like his neck looks swollen.
It looks like either fillers or Botox.
Either way to me, I just think it's really sad that everybody on Earth now thinks they need
Botox or filler.
I actually made a video about this the other day, but then I deleted it because I feel like
I didn't articulate it the way that I want.
wanted to, but I will now. I just like people even my age and younger are getting Botox and filler.
And it's like I realize, you know, Botox can be preventative, right? Like to prevent wrinkles in the
future. And I guess that's why people get it. Yeah. But then I was like, is having these, you know,
making the faces right now. Like, is having those facial expressions a bad thing? Like normalize having
wrinkles. Right. Because I'm like, I don't think it looks bad on me. I don't think it looks bad on anybody.
So I don't get why people feel the need to get rid of it.
And I get that there's a difference between like when you make your face have a wrinkle versus just like when your face is relaxed and then you have wrinkles on it.
I get what people are saying with that.
Yeah.
But to me it's just sad that everyone, including Zach Efron, feels the need to change their face.
Like Zach Efron did not need to do anything to his face.
And we're all just guessing too like this.
Who knows?
This could be something else.
This could be like.
But it does.
I want to say like it could be dental work.
Yeah.
No, like it could be of some kind of botched.
Like, who knows?
It's really, we have no idea.
It was just such a drastic.
To be honest, his, like, whole face kind of just looks swollen.
Like, even, like, around his lips and, like, his eyes, I felt like.
So, I don't know.
I don't know.
Who knows what's going on?
But it was just, like, it was something.
If he was having a reaction to something, like, he could look like he did before
next week for all we know.
I don't know.
But it was crazy.
It just, it just makes me sad if Zach Efron did do.
something to his face because he felt like he needed to change what he looked like. Meanwhile, he's
Zach Efron. So handsome. And even the most handsome people at Zach Afron feel the need to change their face.
That would make me so sad. And that's what it's looking like. And it's looking, it's looking nuts.
I know, Zach. Listen, we still love Zach. You could still wake up every day thinking you might date Zach,
but maybe, I don't know what you feel now. I mean, objectively, well, objectively, like, the picture is still very handsome.
You know what I'm saying?
He's still very hard to like, yeah, he's still Zach Ephron is what I'm saying.
It's just because it was so different than what we're used to.
Definitely.
Exactly.
Where it was like, holy shit, he did something or something has happened.
Right, he just looks different than the usual Zach Heffron.
Yeah, yeah.
But like imagine you, let's say he did get Botox or something or whatever he did.
And you like do it thinking you're trying to look better.
and then you literally trend on Twitter worldwide
like all day long because the entire universe
can't wrap their mind around what you look like now.
Zach Efron was like, yes, I got Botox.
I'm looking hot and then does a video and he's like,
oh no, this Botox did not go over as planned.
Who knows exactly what happened?
It might not even be Botox like we said.
We have no idea.
Everybody in the world's trying to guess what it is.
It'd be weird to like film a video that you know is going to go out
It's not, like, it's not, way to, no, but it's also, okay, but also I will, to Zach Efron's credit,
like, he is a big earth guy.
Like, he, you know, he is sustainable, he recycling.
He has a whole show about it.
He lives this life now where he's, like, really trying to better the planet.
So I could see him really wanting to be a part of that announcement, and it had to be on Earth Day.
Like, he's not like he could be like, hey, like, I can't do it today.
I'll do it next week.
It was like, no, you're either in it or you're out because this is coming out.
out on Earth Day and we you know you got to pick or choose so it's like maybe he was like ah you know
I'll do it because I really want to do the video regardless of the face situation either way I feel
bad that Zach Efron probably had a miserable day reading what everyone was saying about him because people
were being really cruel because it was shocking it was like whoa Zach Efron yeah weeks ago you
did not look like this now you look like this yeah it's it was gas-worthy yeah we just have to wait and see
what happens the next time Zach everyone's photographed.
If he looks like this, then we know he did something to his face.
If it goes back to normal, we know it was like maybe an allergic reaction situation.
To me, it very much looks like he got some type of cosmetic something, something.
Whether it be Botox, filler, plastic surgery, something.
It looks like he changed his face in some way.
There's still so many tweets about it.
because people can't wrap their minds around pressure Zach Efron touching his face in that way.
But we will just have to wait and see when more pictures come out.
Yeah.
What Zach Efron truly looks like.
I see a lot of people saying they think it might be bad, not bad dental surgery,
but that he may have gotten dental surgery.
And here's a TikTok of a doctor saying it looks like he got dental surgery.
I think people are saying if you scroll back on this Instagram, though, like it looks like it's not that recent.
like that it's been there right and that this like video just very pronounced like the angle that
it's at angle because like if you look at old pictures it kind of look like the last like 10
pictures kind of looks similar maybe hmm I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know man
but that's yeah I really really got everybody freaking out this weekend and he did have a
beard for a little bit so that yeah that always that hides like I don't really
know what Noah's jawline looks like.
I don't even know either.
I don't know if I want to know.
I've gained weight since the last time I've
fully shaved.
So I'm scared.
But yeah, I don't know.
It was very, very crazy.
So that obviously got everybody,
everybody freaking out all weekend.
But it's like I said,
we still love you, Zach.
Yeah, like I think everybody's still so used to being able to make fun of men
and like not care, you know?
Like I don't,
I don't know if everybody.
this would have had a bit of very different story if this was a woman who like got surgery or something.
Well, the thing about it's like Chloe Kardashian.
Yeah, yeah.
When her shit, when she looked so different in the picture she posted versus the confessional and everyone was like, what is happening?
Exactly.
But there's, and there was jokes, but there was also like this is, we can't be talk about people like this.
Right.
Yeah.
I don't know.
We love you, Zach.
We love you, Zach.
Stay strong.
All right.
Stay strong out there.
Fun Saturday Night Live News.
Elon Musk will be hosting
Saturday Night Live with
Miley Cyrus. I
can't even
take a guess
at how this will go.
Like I really have no idea.
Like, I don't really think
I've ever listened
to Elon Musk talk
for more than
a various Twitter video of him
here or there. Like, I've never really
gone and listened to him speak.
Ever. I listened to him
I didn't listen to Joe Rogan.
I didn't listen.
I listened to him on Joe Rogan
and he has one of the funniest
laughs, right? Isn't it just
he just has a very bizarre laugh?
I don't even know how to do it.
Like he's going to like act?
Like can he act?
If he was in like a sketch.
Oh, that'd be funny.
What do you mean if he's going to be?
He's the host.
No, no, I know, but not all.
The host doesn't always like do a ton of like the sketches.
I got to be honest.
I'm pretty sure the host always does a ton of sketches.
Some do like more than others.
Well, sure.
Some do more than others.
but he has to do like at least four.
Yeah, yeah.
And a monologue.
I think it's going to be funny.
It's going to be absurd.
I think that it's going to be absurd.
I think it's going to be funny because of how awkward he is.
He is a very awkward speaker,
but you can tell that he likes to joke around.
Like he has his own nerdy type science jokes.
Right.
But the way he laughs and write a lot of sketches for Elon Musk,
like playing Elon Musk.
You know what I'm sure?
I'm sure there'll be Tesla sketches.
I'm sure there will be things catered to him.
Yeah.
But I feel like, yeah, I feel like it's going to be absurd and funny no matter what, even if he's a terrible actor.
Can't wait until he introduces Miley Cyrus.
Like, ladies and gentlemen, you know, they have to do that.
Yeah, and I feel like that's a dream for Miley Cyrus.
I feel like she's probably very into Elon Musk and just figuring out his brain.
So I think the whole thing is going to be very interesting to watch.
Maybe the only Saturday Night Live I tune in for.
Yeah.
It's smart because I really do, the ratings will be great.
And it's funny because I do think also Miley's got to be pumped because like whatever weird.
Like if Miley had any weird shit plan, she's going to be like, well, I can make it even
weirder now because I got Elon Musk.
Like who knows what Elon Musk is going to do out there?
Like I got to I got to show up too, get the people talking.
He's just an awkward guy and I think it's going to show, but I think people are going to love it.
Yeah.
Or they're going to love it to make fun of it.
Right.
So, so awkward that it is must watch TV.
I mean, that's.
how he was on Joe Rogan.
It wasn't like he was like this fun-loving Elon Musk.
He was awkward.
He talked a lot.
He smoked, but that whole thing was awkward.
But it was funny awkward.
Some people are so awkward that it just turns right into funny.
And then there are people who are just straight up awkward that you can't even laugh at them.
And then you just kind of cringe and feel bad.
But because of how smart Elon Musk is and what he's created, it makes it funny how awkward
he is, I think, sometimes.
And you see the way he like jokes around on Twitter.
he has a sense of humor. It may not be the sense of humor that everybody else has, but he does have one.
So that's why I think it will be funny. And this will all be going down on what day, Saturday, May 8th. Oh, my mom's birthday. Happy. What a gift.
Lauren loves Elon Musk and Miley Cyrus. What a gift. What a birthday gift. NBCSNL posted it with the date like the card on the board and wrote Musk C.T.
TV. Oh, that's...
Do you think Elon Musk is announcing something and that's why he's hosting?
Yeah. Or he's bringing an alien.
That's definitely going to be a joke in the monologue. Like, oh, I'm not an alien, even though
everyone says I am like... Yeah, but then that's also going to make us think he's an alien
even more. I never even thought Elon Musk was an alien until this very moment.
And now it makes so much sense. It really does make sense that he's an alien.
Look at Grimes.
I mean...
It could be an alien couple.
It really would make sense if he was an alien.
Huh.
I never even thought about it till now.
Yeah.
And like when he talks on Rogan, people always say like how he'll pause.
If Rogan asks him something, he'll wait like to answer it because he's trying to like figure out how to simplify it.
So like people understand what he's saying.
Like he like pauses a lot.
Yeah.
I mean the way that he speaks is very hard to understand what he's talking about.
I had no idea what they were talking about.
Yeah.
No idea.
I couldn't figure it out.
Like his brain just works on a whole other level.
Yeah.
That nobody else's works.
You can be so smart.
You can be an everyday person who's really smart,
but his brain just works on an entirely different level.
Absolutely does.
His tweet,
let's find out just how live, Saturday Night Live really is.
And then he has like the,
I don't even know what you call that emoji, like the purple.
I don't even know what that is.
I can't see from here.
You're way too far away.
I'm way too far.
The devil emoji?
Like the purple.
like oh it's no it's the
yeah the purple devil
the purple devil yeah like Elon must be in like
let's see how live Saturday Night Live is
Winky Face Purple Devil
it's just like he right has a sense of humor
but he's weird he's just coming on to take down
Saturday Live from the inside out
I don't know he's a freak
he's just a freak and it's going to be
exciting to watch
yeah it just incredible I the fact that
we could have Elon and Miley like
in a sketch together is
something. I feel like he has to be announcing something of some sort or a new product maybe. Who knows?
Why else would he be going on Saturday Night Live? He's always got something. He's always working on
something. So imagine. Maybe he's, but I do feel like he's just also one of those guys that would be like,
wake up one morning and be like, I'm, I'm going to, I'm going to host Saturday Night Live.
For no other reason other than like, I think I want to do it. Isn't he promoting the whole neuralink thing like recently?
I have no idea
You know what it is right
Neurlink like the chip you put in your brain
So you can like
No
Like your eyes or like an iPhone
Like some weird shit
Oh no thank you
Like I saw like he like did the whole like
Presentation on it and I'm like
I don't know who would get this
Yeah no thank you
Do surgery and like connect this chip to like your neuron
I'm still waiting for his like hyper train
That's gonna like take us around the world
And it's like the hyper train
They'll take us to DC in like 20 minutes
Just reinventing the subway
I can't get behind the iPhone and the brain.
Well, it's just because I really do feel like,
and yes, he has executed some insane ideas
and has actually made it happen,
but he also has so many crazy out there ideas
that feel like they could really never actually happen.
Or like I don't want them to happen.
Yeah, yeah.
One of the things he said is like you can like save memories
and then like replay the memories
and like just watch.
things that you've like experienced over again.
No.
I just,
I don't want that.
I can't imagine anything like that ever existing.
I think it could exist.
In my lifetime.
I don't know.
In like 50 years.
I could see it.
Definitely.
I could totally see it.
I mean,
the way that technology,
how fast it moves,
think about it.
It's insane.
I could totally see it.
It's not something I want though.
I don't want us all to be walking around
only living in our phones all the time.
People do that anyway.
It is so annoying walking around this earth.
And people, no, but people are already robots.
You want, it's just like you walk around and everyone is just in their phone 24-7 looking
like this.
Even if they put their phone down for a second, people pick it back up and they're like this.
It's annoying.
Imagine just everyone is walking around.
You wouldn't even talk to anybody.
No, that sounds scary.
That just, it's frightening.
Yeah.
It's almost like when you think about, do I want to live forever, you know, because I'm so
scared of dying.
But by the time I'm in my 70s, 80s, and we are just living, like, where the Jetsons.
Yeah.
In, like, floating space and, like, I don't know if I even want to be here.
I always think that I'll be, like, sad about dying because, like, I won't get to see how
everything evolves.
Like, like, I want to see what happens.
No, you'll see it.
You'll be floating around.
Just dead.
Yeah.
What?
You'll be floating around just dead.
What do you mean floating around?
Like, there's people.
Like, my grandma's.
right in front of us right now, you know?
She knows what's good.
No, it's like, all right, whack job.
Yeah, he's like, alright, let's wrap this up.
Betty is in this room right now, just seeing what's happening, but we can't see her.
You don't like that?
I mean, no, I don't like that.
I'm fine if that's true.
Like, if somehow I'm, like, not dead forever.
You're dead, though.
Like, it's just black.
Yeah, you're certainly dead.
No, it's not, you're dead, but you can see what's going on.
No, I know what you're saying.
I'm just saying I don't believe that.
I know, I know.
That's my wish.
Yeah.
I think it's like the way it was before you were born, which is nothing.
You just don't know anything at all.
That's depressing.
This got really depressing.
Let's get into the next topic.
It did.
Now, I don't even know what to think.
You guys are on each end of the spectrum.
I'm like, where do I fall in this?
I don't even know.
Think about it.
Yeah.
I'll have to sit with it.
Get back.
You've never thought about it before?
Have you thought about what happens after death?
Yeah, but not like, do I really want to be watching things, you know?
Do you think there's anything after death?
You know, like mediums and it's like, oh, you know, your grandma wants you to know that she's watching over you or blah, blah, blah, blah, like the whole thing, which is.
Yeah, I've seen a bunch of mediums before.
Yes.
We had one on the show.
Yes, we have.
And it's, I don't know, that.
That's, that I feel like is very comforting for the person that's still on earth.
Like, still living.
Like, I don't really know what that means for the dead person.
No, I think almost the dead person is way more comfortable.
I don't know.
Maybe not.
No one on earth knows what happens when you die.
Like, it's just impossible.
Not one person.
That's the thing.
Oh, my God.
Okay, let's move on.
Let's move on.
I really kind of just think you die.
I agree.
Like, I just think, like, science, like, when you rip a plant out of the ground, is that
going to heaven now?
Right, it's just dead.
It's just dead.
Well, everybody obviously has their faith and that grounds a lot of people.
Yeah.
Oh, I know.
Yeah.
The idea of heaven is very nice.
Oh, yeah.
It's definitely comforting.
Yes.
Yes.
Heaven, you're hanging out and you can see what to happen in here.
That's what I.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I feel like if heaven's real, though, like you can't.
You need like a pass to go down to Earth, like check stuff.
Like, you can't just go whenever you want.
You need to be invited.
Then everyone would just be like, oh, I'm going to go back to Earth and just like watch people.
Like that'd be weird.
I feel like you have to stay up and like maybe once a month you get to like go down.
When the mediums call you.
Yeah.
When you get the call.
We got to talk about something else.
Yeah, I know what you're saying.
All right.
Let's move on.
Yeah, we've reached heaven bus passes now.
So let's get all.
Let's move on.
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She's still making her way, causing drama on the internet.
She posted a photo of Heidi on her Instagram story and wrote that Heidi was pregnant again.
Heidi is not pregnant.
She was just body shaming Heidi saying she looked pregnant, which is one of the rudest things that you could do,
especially to your sister-in-law, who you guys don't get along.
don't talk to. She is an absolute menace on the town. Yeah, it clearly their relationship isn't good.
It hasn't been good for a long time. And they all don't get along. They all don't like each other.
But this is just cruel. Like there's one thing if, you know, Heidi and Spencer are saying things about
Stephanie privately or behind her back or whatever in their inner circle. And I'm sure, I'm sure it happens. But when you
you take it publicly to the world, it's just an added element of like, fuck you.
You know, like, these are paparazzi photos.
They were on the beach.
She's in a bikini.
And, you know, she posts this saying, oh, Heidi's having another baby.
And the next slide is like Spencer in his bathing suit.
She's like, oh, I wonder what my brother's having, like basically fat shaming both of them
when really neither of them, like, are big.
Like, Heidi's not big.
Like, and it sucks because I do think.
that Heidi has been going through, I don't know if it's like, just been going through fertility
things. Just from watching the trailer of the hills, you can tell they're like talking about having
another baby and trying to conceive. And that could be something that Heidi is like dealing with also
that we don't really know about. So to have Stephanie be like, oh, she looks like she's gained
wage, she's pregnant. Like it's so mean. If I was Heidi and I saw Stephanie post this, I would cause an
absolute war. I would, I bet Spencer is because Spencer, we all know, does not sit back and keep his
mouth shut. I would be fuming so disgusting by Stephanie Pratt, by the way. Like, who does she think she is?
Does she not read the room, Stephanie? We don't make jokes like that. It's not a thing anymore. You don't,
you don't do that to people. I feel like. And she tweeted it too. Yeah, just so out of pocket.
It's just crazy. So fucked up. Even if you hate Heidi and Spencer and
whatever problems you guys have in your family, you don't post pictures of them and make fun
of the way that they look and their weight. Like that's just a low blow. Like say whatever you want
about their personalities and the way they treat people and how they've treated you,
fine. If that's the way you feel. But when you're just going after somebody for the way they
look, it's just it's poor taste. And you're almost like, okay, Stephanie, you're really showing
how unintelligent you are because you're.
You can't even insult them in a way that's smart.
Right.
You're just being straight up rude.
And it's like the lowest blow you can take it, somebody.
Yeah.
Heidi tweeted, again, I'm not pregnant.
Thanks.
I love my body.
Thankful for my health and life.
Spencer also replied to a comment on Instagram being like Heidi's not pregnant,
just being body shamed.
And yeah, like I said, it's crazy.
I also saw Spencer.
I'm trying to think of where I saw it.
I saw Spencer also come back with like a intense comment.
comment about on e-news or something.
I forget how it was.
Just like the way the caption was worded, like didn't really seem to be, I guess
Spencer didn't really think that it was like going at Stephanie enough.
Like it was like, this is Stephanie created this.
Like let's talk to like have it focus on her.
And yeah, like you said, pretty sick, not funny, not laughs.
I don't really know how Stephanie doesn't have anyone around her to be like, yeah, that's probably not a good idea on Instagram and Twitter to like continue to talk about it.
It's like that's really, it's gross.
It is.
And honestly, I think it's a good thing that she's not a part of this next season.
Yeah.
Because I feel like she just takes it to a whole other level.
Yeah.
And we don't know what goes on between Heidi Spencer and Stephanie.
Yeah, they got major family issues.
They've always had major issues.
your issues for ever since we've known.
Decades.
It's literally been decades.
Ever since we've known Spencer and Stephanie, we've known that they've had issues.
Yeah.
So they can figure that out off the TV because I feel like it would just get so dirty if
Stephanie was on the next season.
And it seems like she's just a mean fucking person.
Yeah, fucked up thing to do.
Spencer and Heidi, honestly, I feel like I've, you know, turned back around on them a little
bit. Like, I feel like it's been waves with, with Spencer and Heidi.
For sure. Sometimes you agree with them. Sometimes you really disagree with them.
You got to give them props that they are still together. That's one of the most impressive
things, which makes me always be like, in the time I think everyone banked on them not staying
together. And that's what always makes me be like, oh, okay, maybe Stephanie and Heidi aren't
so bad because they've actually made it out together on the end of things. Spencer and Heidi,
sorry. Spencer and Heidi, they've made it through all these things and they're still together.
That's dedication. That shows a lot. You know, couples in Hollywood, they break up like nothing.
Yeah. Who have what we've seen gone through less than Spencer and Heidi. Obviously, we don't see
everything. But it's very impressive that they're still together. And I think that does show something
about them. And I always go back and forth on them, always. But I'm just out on Stephanie Pratt.
They've been married for 12 years.
Yeah.
And they've been through it.
They've had a lot of ups and downs.
And they've stayed together.
It seems like they're happy.
Yeah.
And Stephanie Pratt seems like a miserable person.
The TikTok world is headed to reality TV.
It was only a matter of time.
The hype house is getting a reality show on Netflix.
And there's been mixed reaction.
But it feels like this is just the obvious.
direction to go in.
They have these content houses
of these kids living in these places.
It's like you're already
filming everything all the time anyway.
Put it on TV.
Yeah, I totally get why this is happening.
Like I think it was only a matter of time
before Netflix gave TikTokers a Netflix show.
It's going to be probably more watched
than any show that's on Netflix.
That's just the way the world is going right now
with TikTok and the way that people follow these kids.
I do understand the argument.
I don't understand the people going after the people on the show,
a part of the hype house being like,
oh, we're not going to watch and like really take like being really rude to them.
Yeah.
I don't understand that because if anybody is offered a Netflix show,
they're taking it without a doubt.
If Netflix is like, we want to put you guys in a show,
you're going to do that.
That's a no brainer.
So I don't understand why anybody's attacking the kids.
I am mad at Netflix because I'm like,
there are shows that we really.
love that are not getting a second season like the society and you're just like Netflix
come on if you make this show I'm going to watch it I'm telling you I'm going to watch the hype
house on Netflix 100% but give us the other shows that we want as well the script of television that
we love the well I think it's just also more frustrating because the excuses for the society
was like ah COVID resources we don't have the you know it's such a huge cast and we can't get
everybody back together timing wise and it just isn't going to work lame excuse
because I just feel like now that doesn't play at all.
You could make it work.
So the hype house is getting the show.
I guess I said to you, like I don't even really know who's in the hype house now because
once Charlie and Dixie were out, I was kind of like didn't pay as much attention.
Nikita's in the hype house, huh?
Kind of.
The people that are in the hype house show, I don't know if they,
they all live in the hype house.
Like, well, Huddy is a part of the house.
You got Alex Warren.
Sienna's part of that.
You got, well, that's what I'm saying.
So Sienna is not necessarily part of the hype house.
Jack Wright is a part of the hype house.
Okay.
She hangs out there.
Then she's a part of it.
They're like loosely affiliated with the hype house.
You know, you got Thomas, who has always been the leader of the hype house.
Yep.
And then Vinnie Hacker, who everybody loves on TikTok, he's a part of the show.
I don't know if he's like a part of the hype house though.
You know what I mean?
Like I feel like some people are loosely affiliated while some people like actually live there.
Right.
I don't know who actually lives there versus just like hangs out there and his friends with them and then becomes a part of the show.
Right.
And so Charlie and Dixie are getting their own something, right, on Hulu.
There were rumors about that.
It was never fully announced.
Yeah.
This people, this people article says, the hype house.
series isn't the only TikTok reality show in the works.
Former High Pallas members and sisters, Charlie and Dixie Dimmilio, are expected to debut
their own docu series on Hulu later this year.
Sway House, another creative collective, also scored a Facebook watch reality series following
the friendships and heartbreaks of Bryce Hall, Blake, Gray, Noah Beck, and Keough.
Yeah, that's been out.
No, I know that's been out.
But Netflix just feels like a bigger platform.
For sure.
I mean, I'll hand it to that kid, Thomas.
It seems like he has.
worked really hard to get hype house to the place it is and to negotiate the Netflix and
Is he a okay guy? I feel like there's always been conversations about him.
The biggest conversation about him was between him and Daisy Keach and when she blew up his
spot. But after that, everybody was pumping him up and saying how nice of a guy he is and saying
how good of a guy he is. So it was kind of confusing because of course you want to believe Daisy
in the fact that she wasn't treated right by him and they had their issues.
But then when everyone else is like, no, he's a really nice guy, really great guy,
you can have a bad situation with somebody and still be a nice person, I think.
Yeah.
So I don't know exactly.
But from what I've gathered, it doesn't seem like he's like the worst person ever, you know?
Okay.
Well, it's definitely interesting.
And it's an interesting, like you said, whether some of these guys are loosely attached
or fully like locked in the hype house, it's a great idea.
for a reality show. It's just, it's, it's 20-21. It's the real world. It's just like we're just,
you know, I kind of feel like it's the same kind of thing. It's like, hey, of course,
they're not strangers. They all know each other, but put them in a house, film them. Here we go.
Exactly. I'm definitely going to watch it. Yeah. I think majority of the people are,
even the people complaining. Everyone's going to watch the show. Yeah. I, 100% it'll get,
it'll be watched a lot. While we're on this topic, I finally watched Who Hot to Handle this weekend.
Wow. I thought you were really never going to watch it. I thought I was never going to watch
it either. I don't know what came over me. I was laying in bed and I put my phone down and I was like,
you know what, I'm just going to watch too hot to handle. I need to know it's been a year now. It's
time that I watched you how to handle. Good show. I'll watch the second season. Can't wait for it.
Yeah. Maybe that's the inspiration I need to finally watch the first season of the circle. I know that
the second season of the circle. I know that the second season of the circle. I never watch the first season of the circle.
Watch the first season of the circle so that you can watch the second season of the circle.
Because there's some good twist in the second season of the circle right now.
I've been watching.
Is it, is the whole season of the circle out or is it like week by week?
They release four episodes a week.
Oh, I got it.
So it's like a big treat every Wednesday or you've got four new episodes.
It's awesome.
Got it.
It's awesome.
Okay.
I'll put on the list.
Like I said, when, um, I didn't, I actually didn't say this.
I finished all of Real Housewives of New York.
So I need like a.
new show that I'd turn on when I have nothing else to watch.
The circle.
Like when I catch up on all my current shows, I finish the Chicago fires and all those.
When I tell you, the circle is the most perfect show for this to just turn on.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
Speaking of TV, I didn't watch it, but did you watch Grace Anatomy, Fran?
Yes.
Was it like a huge deal?
I just saw the screenshots and everyone talking about it.
Yeah.
It was a huge deal in that it
And I don't want to give anything away
But it just like
Was very
Satisfactory I think for the viewer
Like it wrapped up a storyline
That everyone felt like we got robbed of
Yeah
Seeing the end
I also know how like spoilers work with that show
Because like immediately
E News and everyone tweets out exactly like what happened
Like the night of
Yeah I don't know why they keep doing that
And every time people get pissed
Yeah, I don't know.
I almost got pissed at you.
Well, I was just like, you posted on The Chicks in the Office Twitter and I was like,
oh, fuck, I didn't even watch it yet.
I just got spoiled by my damn own account.
But you would have seen it like on e-news, like everyone, everyone posted it.
I saw it first from you.
That's all I got to say.
But now I feel like that they did kind of wrap that whole thing up now.
So I don't know.
Ria, are you ever going to restart that, like, pick it up?
You just, like, you power to be honest.
You liked it so much, though, no?
I did, but I was in a really dark spot.
I don't want to get sad or deep right now,
but I seriously was in a very dark place.
No, but watching or even thinking about the show reminds me of that.
And I don't know.
It's just not.
There are certain songs like that too where I can't listen to it because it's like brings me back.
And I also like, maybe you just need to do like a couple episodes at a time.
Like it's unhealthy to sit and watch till like four in the morning.
No, but even all the sicknesses and diseases that people get, I'm already like a hypochondriac lately.
Yeah.
That it's not the right time.
It's not.
You know, I'm finally.
Only you know what's right.
I'm finally feeling so much better.
Can't even describe how much better I'm feeling than what I was like a few months ago.
So I'm like, do I really just want to watch something super depressing and bring me back down and think I have all?
No, I know.
I will eventually have to see what happens to certain people, but it's not time yet, guys.
It's not time.
Fair, fair.
Understandable.
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All right, everyone.
We are here with two very special guests.
We got Hannah and Paige from Summerhouse.
With us last night was the summer house finale.
And here you guys are in the flesh.
You were just on our TV.
You were just on our TV screens.
I can't believe it.
And you guys are here.
The last time we did an interview with the both of you,
it was over Zoom, which was disappointing.
But now you guys are in studio.
Welcome back to the show.
Thank you for having us.
Yeah, thanks for us again.
We thought you couldn't book anyone else.
I will say this is probably the fastest turnaround we've ever had of a guest coming back.
guest coming back for the second time. We love it though. But they were like, well, Hannah and Paige
they can do the show again. We were like, well, yeah, we have to talk about the end of Summerhouse.
I wish every guest we booked who was on reality TV, we booked at the beginning of the season and
the end of the season. Yeah, they do all the press at the end to them like, I have some, I mean the
beginning, but I have some shit to say for the end. Yeah. I'm not saying. I want to hear the
beginning and I want to hear the end. I feel like most of the time you want to hear the end because
when people come on before. They can't actually have been. They just.
For me years, they densed it.
And you're like, what's going to happen this season?
And I'm like, it was crazy.
Tune in.
And I'm like, well, give us a little something.
But by the end of it, you can talk about everything that has happened.
So let's talk about everything that has happened.
Hannah's like, oh, no, I don't want to talk about this.
But we're going to have to talk about it.
But Paige, I want to start off with you because I feel like, was I misled in the trailer
of thinking there was going to be something with you and Carl?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Bravo those pesky little editors
No actually Carl and I
Got so close this summer
And for whatever reason I don't they're like not interesting
Like they didn't put anything in
Like I talked to Carl probably more than anyone in the house
About my relationship
And it was really a conversation I had with him
That I was like I think I think I'm gonna end it
Like I think I'm gonna be single when I get like back to the city
and they just never showed it.
They're like, man, we don't care.
They didn't show that.
I feel like everybody would be interested in that because they would be like, wow,
Paige told Carl first.
But also I feel like the whole time I did think in my head, you know what, those two
are definitely close.
I feel like because people root for you and Carl, even just to be friends, because it just
seems like you guys have good chemistry, even with just friendship.
Yeah.
That I wanted to see that a little bit more.
And I was disappointed by the end of the season being like, I feel like we miss out on that.
And you are also like one of the world's biggest page of Carl's.
stands.
Yeah, besides, like, I just think you guys are so cute.
And, of course, we watched, we were watching Watch What Happens Live after the show, too.
And they asked, like, they did the agree or disagree of, like, if you would, guys,
would be good together.
Lindsay, obviously said, oh, I mean, like, it was, like the funniest thing ever.
I was like, obviously Lindsay says, no, they wouldn't be a good couple.
Kyle agreed.
But I feel like, in Kyle's instance, it's just, like, his best friend and Amanda's best
friend.
It's like, it would just make sense.
That's every boy's dream.
And Sierra was like, like, I want to happen.
I want her single for like selfish reasons.
Yes, exactly.
That's fair.
Exactly.
And so you and Perry, you ended your relationship as soon as you got back?
Literally, I got back on, I think I got back on a Sunday.
I slept over Sunday night.
Monday I woke up and I was like, I got to be by myself.
I'm going to go to my apartment for a couple days.
Broke up on a Thursday.
I was on the town on a Friday night.
Your bitch is back.
Yeah, you were just over it.
You could tell.
You could tell.
I actually think it was funny.
It was funny but also.
I actually,
it was like mean but funny.
Like it was like I think your relationship deteriorating made me laugh.
Yeah.
And also the one year comment too,
she's like wait for a one year and you hate everything about your relationship.
I know.
I actually feel really bad.
Because like also we're filmed 24-7.
So like certain vulnerable moments are like, yep.
And we're going to use that.
I owe him a text message apology, I think.
Then I'm going to send to that.
You haven't sent.
No, I have sent to it.
No.
Oh.
Natalie only aired last night.
I wrote it in my notes.
She's sending him a carrier pigeon.
It'll get there eventually.
That feels like the right thing to do.
Yeah.
It just didn't seem like you were going to stay in that relationship at all.
And I also think it's a great thing that you didn't end it over the phone because the whole time I was kind of like, is she going to end it over the phone?
I think it's a good thing you did it in person.
Yeah, I mean, we're dating for a year and a half.
But you didn't see him the entire summer?
I didn't see him.
Okay.
So when quarantine hit, which was in.
what, March, I went home to my parents' house and then we rented a house in the Hamptons,
him and I and a couple of our other friends from April up until I went into the house.
So I lived with him for like a couple months and we broke up like once while I was living there.
Like I didn't move out.
I was like, I'm in the master bedroom.
I'm going to fucking moving out.
I was like, we're going to figure this out.
Really, I just wanted that bath shop.
And then I left for the house and yeah, I didn't see him.
for six weeks.
That's a long time to go without seeing somebody.
But also people do it in long distance relationships.
But you just realize, I think at that point, this isn't going to work out.
Maybe you don't even miss him that much.
You're like, well.
I think that's what it was.
Like, not that I didn't miss him, I obviously did, but I felt, I was like, I feel
single.
Like, this is weird.
Like, I don't feel like part of me is missing or that, like, I don't want to be here
because he's not here.
I was just like, that's weird.
And, like, girlfriends shouldn't probably feel that.
You're a bitch
Was it your call to not have
Like did he not want to come to the house
Or was it your call from not
Because there was like a
It was like everybody's significant others are coming
Robert's coming does came like if
I wish they let me break the fourth wall more
Like obviously he wasn't coming to the house
Because he hated me and like didn't want to see me
Well you never really know
But he didn't want to film
Like he would never want to be on a reality TV show
And I totally get that that's not for everyone
It's a weird thing
On the show, it makes it seem like he just doesn't want to come to the house,
like he doesn't want to see you, but you got to, you know.
And part of me liked it.
Like I was like, I don't, I could never do what Kyle and Amanda do.
Like, I really don't know if I could.
I don't think I'm strong enough to do that.
And I'd have to know whoever I'm doing that with, like, you're my fucking person.
Like, we're getting married at the end of this.
So, like, don't fuck with me.
Yeah.
And with Perry, I would have been way too nervous for how people perceived him, how, like, it aired.
I could not take that on.
Yeah, and if you didn't hang out with a group enough, people get really mad.
And you guys talked about Miami a little bit.
Was that a serious conversation you were having?
Or in the back of your head were you like, I'm never doing this, but I kind of have to entertain it.
So we were talking about it right before I left for Summer House.
And he was like, look, I'm not going to go back into the city.
I'm just going to rent an apartment in Miami.
Why don't we just move down there for six months?
And in my head, I was like, that's amazing.
of course.
So good for my Instagram aesthetic.
You were going to get like a long weave.
Yeah.
I was going to get Harrington.
I even talk to her about it.
I was like, should I go full Miami?
So yeah, I was definitely thinking about it.
And then as the weeks went on in the summer, I was like, I don't think I'm going to stay with him.
And like I'm certainly not going to pick up, go to Miami, be in Miami for two weeks and be like, I'm going home.
Like, that's just ridiculous.
Can't even get a good tan in that amount of time.
No.
No.
Yeah.
That would have been a waste of your time.
I'm glad you figured it out.
And I don't want to like string him along either.
You know, like he was definitely ready to like get married, move in with someone, like take the next step.
And I was like, I'm not there.
Yeah.
I think that's what you thought you wanted, which we saw on some of the seasons.
And then I feel like you quickly realized that you were just having fun.
And that's like you don't want to rush into it.
And like I didn't feel the feeling in my gut.
And like he probably didn't either.
Like I want him to go out and find who he's supposed to marry.
You know, it wasn't just me.
Like I was like, there's not.
no way you want to spend the rest of your life with me.
Right.
This is for sure.
He's had to have been picking up on that.
Yeah.
Definitely.
Yeah.
And on the other hand,
Hannah,
you're engaged.
So congrats on that.
Allegedly.
Allegedly.
Yeah.
Allegedly engaged.
Oh,
can we see the ring?
There you go.
Lovely.
I'm the worst fanci.
I forget wearing it all the time.
And I have like these nubby fingers.
But like,
we're making it work.
It's stunning.
I mean,
it's such a great accessory.
You'd be quite honest.
I like don't have to work on the other rings.
Because rings are hard to
fine like per finger which one fits and now I just go solo ring yeah there you go flossing it um go ahead
oh I was just going to say super excited one it was like a good that good ending this whole season
pretty rough for you pretty rough one of the worst years in my life yeah yeah how are you feeling now
because everybody's watched the finale and I was texting Rio while we were watching last night and I was
like it's I was like I don't know if I could go on reality TV with you
because I don't know, like, I was like, Hannah and Paige are still able to, like, talk about each other, but, like, still be friends.
And I'm like, I don't know if I could do that.
And also, like, Paige and I are, like, the strongest connection in the house.
Like, we joke that we're like, why are we not getting married?
Yeah.
But so that is, like, great TV to be like, can we try to split these people up?
Right.
Like, even Kyle being like, Paige is better without Hannah while she's being, like, hysterical in the hot tub.
Yeah.
With me.
It's also, like, Hannah and I are very low maintenance.
in like a lot of situations in our lives.
So like before we even started Summer House,
it was like a week into filming
and we had a conversation.
It was just like, look, no matter what,
how many years were on this,
how long we do this,
no matter what happens,
as long as we don't like ruin each other's lives.
Like we have to have certain conversations.
Like you just do.
Like it's just natural.
And we're like,
but we'll always be friends after it.
And like we check in every so often.
Like remember that conversation?
Like we're still going to be best friends after that.
So it's kind of like an understanding that like, yeah, my naturally and my real life going to go have a conversation about like her and Des.
Probably not because I probably don't give a shit.
But I'm on a TV show.
That's hurtful.
I'm going to talk about it.
No, but like you have opinion.
It's funny because I'm similar to you guys were like I had a job at Betches.
I was a video producer there.
I was writing comedy.
I was having so much fun.
And like I got a DM that like people know me on Summer House and they wanted.
I would fit in with the group.
And I remember talking to my mom being like the same.
could be a really bad idea for me or this could be great.
And like my first season, I feel like it was so fun and like I gained this great friendship
with Paige and people would like see my humor and my heart.
And then the next season like, you know, Luke pursued me very hard and I got involved with that.
And you know, people had like attacked me for some stuff, but I didn't react to it.
And I was kind of like playing above it.
And then this season I went in and I was like, I'm going to call people out.
I'm going to defend myself.
Yeah.
And I was like in my head.
I'm like, I'm a fucking feminist icon.
And I'm like, I'm going, and I'm just going to.
She'd whisper to herself like this too.
It was very creepy.
It was very weird at night time.
I was like, stop doing that.
No, but I, I, this season I went in more like, I'm going to express myself more and stand
up for myself more.
Like in the past, when Kyle's cursed me out, like, in the Giglood fight, I'm just quiet.
And then I'll, like, cry later.
Amanda will come and tell him to stop.
And this season, things were different.
And I don't really know how we got here.
Like, I really don't know how we got here.
Yeah.
I think it just turned into a.
a lot of like tit for tat.
Like then one person would say something and they would remember it and then another person
would say something to get back at them and it's just like now it's just like it's too much.
But I do have to say a lot of my reactions.
I do want to tell women out there watching like be angry.
Like feel emotions.
When you feel you're disrespected, express yourself.
And a lot of my reactions, you don't see what I was reacting to.
Right, right.
Yeah.
How often do you guys feel like you want to say more about what goes on behind the scenes,
but then you can't.
Just silenced.
They can't even answer that question.
It's just a lot that wouldn't make sense to the viewer.
Like,
you can't explain it.
Like,
but there's a lot of like production stuff or like just like normal life stuff.
But I do think it's great TV.
Like I guess I was like very likable my last season.
And like it's great to be TV to be like this person you guys all love.
Like she's a crazy person with dad.
issues. I just like I
will like reflect on like what
happened and I'm just a lot of it
happened where like all the interviews you'll see
like I have no interviews this season. You don't
see me expressing my side of the story
and it's just like Luke saying mean things, Kyle
saying mean things, Amanda saying mean things. Page
being pushed into the situation too
and then it's so easy for the viewer to be like
oh we hate Hannah. Yeah yeah we just had
Liam McSweeney
is going to be on the show next week and we just talked
to her right she's going into her like second season
as housewife and we were like how do you feel
going into season two because there's so many examples of housewives that go into season two and they
everybody turns on them and then they get like then they're not asked back like they get one amazing
like their first season great awesome second season they're like that was awful we hate you now by yeah
um and i kind of feel like that was like everybody loved Hannah and then it was like how can we kind
of and it sucks because it's like i'm the same person yeah like it doesn't have to be that way
But it's like great media.
It's great press.
It's great.
I mean, how, like, what's your relationship with Kyle and Amanda now?
It can't be good.
I mean, I think that they got mad because I was going on podcast and like saying what was like
really happening.
And they didn't handle the engagement well when the news came out.
And I think the reunion, I hope that people see a little more of the energy that I was
dealing with in the house, that it wasn't just like me getting angry for no reason.
And like there was a lot of gang ups.
a lot of like strategic like let's get hannah to like snap right and um i did yeah you know
because i want to be fucking entertaining and i want everything to be like i want to just put my
heart and soul out there and put 150 percent to everything i do and like i wish the best for count amanda
i wish the best for luke i wish the best for all of them um i just don't know if they feel that
about me yeah how has it been for you page because i feel like now you're do you feel like kind of
in the middle sometimes now i don't feel as much in the middle as i did in the summer because
my friendship with Amanda is just very different.
Like if I'm hanging out with Amanda,
I'm not, we're not like, what's Hannah doing?
You know, like it's just not like that.
So it was hard though.
Like at the reunion, I'm sitting next to Hannah.
And look, I can disagree with like certain things.
Maybe she said or done.
But then it turns into like, okay,
she didn't murder anyone.
Right.
And there's eight people staring at her just like yelling at her for hours.
I mean, you sit there for eight.
eight hours we sat there for.
And I was just like, at this point, unless she has had sex with my dad, I don't give a shit
what happened because this is so intense.
And when you look back?
Who can get screamed at for eight hours?
When you look back, like this all started because of trash and like he called me a lazy
piece of shit.
And I said, don't talk to me how you talk to your girlfriend, which I recently saw like an exchange
that was upsetting to me.
And like it doesn't.
And like it's so something that like, yeah, I wish it wasn't said.
But like, how did we get here?
Yeah.
And then like it's bullying mentality.
real where like a bunch of people will jump on a bandwagon just like repeat a certain lie like she's a bad
friend or like she's a manipulator and then it's easy for like the viewers who aren't like seeing past it to just be like yeah
and then like I now have to have someone like handle my Instagram account because I can't go on Instagram. Yeah and I think like it could all be
solved like I think if both sides were just like okay yeah look I don't I don't like being disrespected. Yeah and I didn't like it and I sit up for
myself and the way it was portrayed
I was crazy and like
cool just don't disrespect me yeah this reminds me a little bit of
I'm in the mafia now
don't talk about my family
and when you walk in kiss my pinky ring
this kind of reminds me of like this
past season of I think it was either the
Bachelorette or the Bachelor there was a moment
where like everyone didn't like a certain
girl like even watching we didn't like her
and then everybody
in the house like really
ganged up on her and it was like, whoa, like, all right, now we're kind of on her side because
why are you guys going this hard about something? Like, it's kind of weird. And I feel like
the way that you're describing it is maybe something we'll see on the reunion because the
trailer for the reunion was crazy. Oh yeah, I was crying hysterically yesterday. It was nuts. It
seems like it's going to be explosive. But like you said, like you're sitting there for eight
hours after a point, you're like, why do we even so care about this? You would think by the end of it
after eight hours sitting in a room with each other, both sides would be like, okay, you know,
we both may have been wrong, we both may have been right. Why are we fight? Like, what?
I just don't understand like why. This is what happens when a show gets successful, I feel like.
Certain people are getting certain attention. Certain people don't like that attention. And
certain people want to destroy people. And like, it's easy to destroy a girl on a show that
doesn't have other people who are having her back. Yeah. I, it's, it's, I just, I'm like,
I feel kind of bad for Amanda in this situation because I really like Amanda.
Just from watching, I think she seems like a super cool girl.
Yeah, she is.
And I'm like, that must be really hard to deal with that like you obviously love your fiancé, right?
But at the same time, you have this friend that you love as well.
But then you're torn.
You're like, which way do I go?
You know what I mean?
because if you think about it, like say you and Paige or some one of your other friends, right?
And then they were fighting with Des.
But you love Des.
And you're just like, if Des ever cursed out my friend, I'd smack him in the face.
But I do have to say to Amanda's credit, she's always, whenever like the Gigloo Squad fight,
when Kyle told me to go fuck myself and I just stood there.
But when I used to be mature, Amanda said, Kyle, don't speak to people like that.
When Kyle says Amanda's always had your back, he means she always defended me when he was going at me.
And finally, I went back at him and you can't go back at someone who has a lot of control of people in the house.
Because then next thing you know.
Amanda is a very loyal friend.
Like, she is very chill.
And I think I think it was just a lot this summer.
Like, it was a lot.
Like, six weeks living with people is nonstop.
And I mean, like right in the middle of, okay.
You know, you just got out of quarantine.
Everyone, I lost my mind.
I lost my mind this summer and fall.
Like, nobody was who they were before that, I feel like.
Everyone, like, went through some shit and was feeling a certain way.
And if you are on a reality show where there's drama and you're in a house with people for six weeks, there's going to be some explosive shit.
And I died from hair black.
I died of black, which we kind of love.
With two white stripes in front.
Like, it was wild.
And it was just like, it was fun.
We loved it in the moment.
and I was like, I supported every single hair change.
I don't regret it. The hair change that she went through.
But now it's funny because I think now you looking back at it, you were like,
I wasn't really feeling that girl. I wasn't feeling good at all. I wasn't. I still,
I still don't regret it. I think it was cool that I did it. I'll always have like those pictures
and be like, wow, that was cool. I did that. I think I only started to regret it when my hair was black.
And I was like, oh my God, they always say when you dye your hair black, you can never get it back to blonde.
But my hair is like, what do you naturally?
Dark brown.
darker than me?
Probably just around yours.
I would say that.
But now I'm back to having like blondeish hair
and my hair's healthy and I'm like
okay, fine. I don't regret it.
You can pull off Runeette and blonde and that's a lot.
Which is a lot. Thank you.
You like being blonde better.
Yeah. Yeah.
It's way, it's, do they have more fun? Is it true?
I don't know. I was fucking miserable
when my hair was black so maybe.
But I don't know if that.
I might throw a highlight in this bitch.
I don't know.
With our eyebrows page, it's hard.
It's hard.
I would look like an alien.
I did it.
I look like one's reddish sort of now.
Dark, though.
Do you guys not see how dark my eyebrows?
No, but like compared to mine, like this is some.
Like yours are like ashy color dark.
Like pages are black.
Yeah, black eyebrows.
I bleached my hair for $30.
Fresh from New York College, I was having identity crisis.
I looked like Gwen Stefani's sick sister.
Wasn't good.
Oh, man.
Well, I feel like one good thing this season,
with Sierra, like Sierra coming in was a great addition.
She's the best.
She vibes so well with you guys.
I think especially like I feel like she had your back a lot, Hannah.
Yeah.
Which was, you didn't actually, you didn't even see the half of it.
Like she's so cool because it's, it says a lot about her to come into a new house and be like,
I'm going to like, I'm not just going to like fall away from the fights or like not back
anybody up.
Like she seemed like she's like a very good friend.
I'm always nervous when a new person comes because we're, we're crazy.
So she came in.
We immediately bonded over.
her cats. She just has the best sense of humor. She's also like so mature for her age.
Yeah. And like I honestly was like looking up to her and she was I was literally don't know this
girl that while crying on her shoulder 60% of the time. She's just so genuine and like real.
How old is she? 24. 24 or 25? Oh really? She does seem very mature. Like almost as young as
as Rhea. No, I think she's just. Yeah. Yeah. But I do, I do. I do. I do have to say that like it's
interesting with the media too that like instead of being like wow um hana and sierra could have fought and
had this catty relationship they bond but instead they twisted too hannah manipulated sierra right
yeah it's like last summer i hooked up with like the biggest fuck boy i've ever met and people
were like yes empowered to hannah and now i'm fucking a guy that i'm madly loved and i get married to
and people are calling me disgusting right so it's like i've had a lot of reflecting after this fair
and it's an interesting spin too because i think a lot of people going into this season with
the trailer and Sierra and the Luke, but the history, it was like, oh, everyone just assumed you and
Sierra were not going to get along. Like, it was going to be a weird, like, competition for Luke,
like that they were going to try and pin you guys against each other. We literally looked at the
and we're like, we're not messing with the theater. She's like, we are not. And I was like,
we are not. And I was like, we actually didn't have a lot of beef. Luke would like continue to
text us during, like, you didn't see that, but she was saying I want boundaries. Like, he would
text me at night, and he would text her. No text after 9 p.m. And I was just like, he's texting
me too. And she's like, oh, so he's trying to pursue.
do stuff with me while still texting you.
I hope a lot of stuff comes out in the reunion for like why there was so much tension.
And looking back, it's like, yeah, it sucked.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And what do you think going forward now with the show?
Obviously, the summer is coming up.
I know.
What's to happen?
Let's do it all again.
I'm to be honest.
I did not sign up for like a real world like six week scenario.
But my comedy tour had gotten canceled.
I was pretty upset about that.
was like we might as well just all hang out together.
Yeah.
But if we're going back to like weekends where like I could do stand up during the week
and, you know, be with my fiance and then like go and party with like my friends.
And also like nothing that bad has happened where like I wish the best for everyone.
And like we've gone through so much together.
And I think it could be solved.
Yeah.
I don't think it's like.
I definitely doesn't seem bad enough where it's like you can't repair it at all.
I might host something at my apartment with all the girls and just be like let's figure this out.
You should.
You should.
Are you open to that, Hannah?
I mean, 100%.
My thing is like, just don't curse me out.
Yeah, yeah.
Everyone has to just be open.
You know?
Everyone has to be ready to just take it and give it.
Yeah.
If Kyle's not there, we can have a normal.
Yeah, but then how are you going to be okay with Kyle?
Kyle's whole thing is he's like defending Amanda, which is an excuse to like treat me poorly.
But it's like as long as I'm good with Amanda, he'll like chill out.
Yeah.
I thought you guys had something at one point when you guys both cried at the table and it was like, whatever.
And it was like, oh, okay.
And then it was like, boom.
I was definitely like, I had a breaking point, the family thing.
I mean, it was an over an hour fight where some of the worst things that have ever been said to me in my life were said.
Try to quit the show three times.
And literally walked out of the backyard.
I was like, can't go anywhere.
But all people saw was like my breaking point when like my dad was kind of brought up and I like blamed him.
and it's hard to have like a full panic attack on TV
then get made fun of by the whole internet
and then I just got it to a point
I actually call my mom and she was like Hannah
this is so stupid like go upstairs and just say fucking sorry
especially just for like the fighting
and then to Kyle like he just wants to know
that like he's the number one guy in the house
so I just was like Kyle like I look up to you
you're amazing and then he was happy
and he left me alone and like it's the dynamic
of the group
it's a hierarchy and like I was not
Yeah, he's been on the show, you know.
I was not playing along with the hierarchy that he wanted.
But, like, you don't see that when you watch it.
Yeah.
For sure.
No, I was going to say that I think you guys need the ladies.
You can, Amanda can take all those little puppies that are living in the apartment.
You guys all can hold one.
Yeah.
And speak.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Imagine how calm.
That's really nice.
You'll speak to each other.
And in a nice way.
Do you want to come to?
Yeah, kind of because I want to meet the puppies.
So, like, all of you just have like this little puppy.
And you'll speak so nice to each other
Because how could you possibly yell when you have a puppy?
What's so funny is it was like
It's impossible.
I feel like it was like three months ago before the season aired where Amanda was like I want to get a dog so bad.
And I'm like, Des and I have been fostering dogs for six months.
You should foster a dog.
Yeah.
And then like now they're fostering.
So like we like we've always had this strong friendship.
It's just it's unfortunate when like a guy in the mix is not helping.
Yeah.
They were closer than like that first summer.
You guys were way closer to each other than I was with.
either of you. Really. How long has it been since you've talked to them? I mean, if we're
getting into it. No, well, well, here's how are you going to go in the wedding or are you not? I mean,
I don't love the whole like from the beginning of the summer. It was like if I step out of place.
Right. You're not invited. And like I just couldn't deal with that shit. I want everyone to have
I mean, it's like two months away. I want everyone to be in love. Right. Or they're still getting married June
2021 or no? I'm not sure. I'm in it. I should know. Yeah. I was going to say I was going to say I'm there.
Don't worry.
That was the date they just kept saying a million times was that they moved it to June something 2020.
No, all I know is I got engaged.
No, I don't think that's the date anymore.
I didn't even know my sister canceled her wedding until like two days ago.
You find out the week before.
Until someone emails me about what dress I have to get, I don't know.
Fair.
Super fair.
Yeah.
Well, let's talk about Paige now.
So I think, you know, we've been chatting about you on our show also because you guys are
hanging out with those Southern Charm boys.
And it's creating a lot of conversation.
A lot of gossip.
What's going on?
They're super cute.
We've had Craig and Austin on our show a couple times.
They fit into Barstool.
Yeah.
No, they're such bros.
Shepp, like, sends us memes sometimes.
Remember when he was doing that?
We were like, why?
He came on and then he would just send us memes on the chick's the office.
Instagram and we'd be like, this is hilarious.
No, they're so funny.
They're very funny.
I've known Craig for a while.
He came to the house maybe, what, is that too summer?
I remember that one or so.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So I've known him.
We've always been friends.
And then we recently just got like closer.
And I was going down to Charleston with my brother and his girlfriend for her 30th birthday.
And it happened to be the weekend we filmed our reunion.
So Sierra was in New York.
And I was like, do you want to jump on a flight with me tomorrow and go to Charleston?
She was like, absolutely.
So we went down there and we just, I mean, I think I blacked out for three days.
It was the most fun ever.
Yeah.
But no.
I feel like going to Charleston.
There's nothing better than going to Charleston.
Like, Charleston's already so fun.
So fun.
But going to Charleston and having them there.
It was crazy.
You just don't have to like lift a finger.
No, we didn't have to do it.
All the best places.
Like you'll get all, like, see all the best things.
I had texted Craig like the week before and I was like, I'm coming to Charleston.
Let's like do a dinner.
And he was like, I'm planning the whole weekend.
Say no more.
He was like, I'm going to buy a limo.
Like, it was just, so he had, we went to great dinners.
Him and my brother really got along.
We just, like, went out, got drunk.
It was just fun.
Like, we just had fun.
And your brother really got along.
Him and my brother.
Yeah.
That's funny reason.
No, I don't know.
Like, they just, like, really got.
They're both lawyers.
So they were just, like, kicking it at dinner.
And I don't know.
We just felt like a big group of friends and fun.
And it was not like an introduction to the family.
Like, for bonding purposes.
Like.
No, they just like.
We just all really got along.
We had fun.
That sounds so nice.
It does.
It sounds nice.
I feel like there's like a missing equation, but that's...
Look, I think we're going to find out that there's like a missing puzzle piece and we'll be able to talk about all we can talk about.
Yeah, he had a girlfriend for a long time.
And like he would never like cheat on his girlfriend and like definitely not with me.
Like I would just never be a situation.
But we're right now, we're just friends.
Yeah.
Like no dating, nothing crazy.
Okay.
Nothing crazy.
But if anything happens, you guys will get the exclusive.
That's a key.
That's all we ask.
I want everyone to hold on to that key word, nothing crazy.
Because, like, there could be something happening, but it's nothing crazy.
It's nothing crazy.
I'm not, like, checking when I'm ovulating or anything.
Nothing wild.
So, like, maybe some, like, kissing.
Nothing wild.
Now that you're ovulating.
Like, she's not talking about ovulating, but kissing could be in the picture.
That's nothing crazy.
You can ovulate from that.
You can get pregnant.
I've ovulated from less than that.
I guess so.
I guess we'll just have to wait and find out on whatever may be happening.
Yeah.
On Bravo.
So, Hannah, are you planning your wedding?
Like, you want to, I heard you want to do it, like, soon.
So I found this, like, amazing venue through a family member in Long Island.
And we were like, let's do it this August.
Fuck it.
Let's get it done.
Like, it'll be COVID regulations.
We could just do, like, a small intimate thing.
And then, like, it came out.
and there was like a lot of press
and my family was like we like we know you
no like we're out of our family
we don't really want to be associated with you anymore
and I was like I totally get it I understand
I don't want to be associated with myself anymore
they're like we checked Twitter
and it's not our niece anymore
but we're officially going to be
we have like a venue for
summer 2022 and it's been like
the wedding plan it's been so fun because
you're just like planning this party I have a wedding planner
which is nice
Is it Jennifer Lopez?
Yeah.
That's fun.
Do you feel like, obviously, like, you want to get married or else you wouldn't be doing it?
Do you have any thoughts in your head where you're like, okay, maybe this summer would have been too soon?
Are you happy or waiting now?
That's a great question.
No, I think that like we kind of got so excited with engagement.
They were like, I guess you get married.
And then the next day I was like asking about his cousins for the guest list.
And he's like, we just got engaged.
Can you enjoy it for a second?
But then, like, this season airing has been so stressful for us.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
We're, like, he's just been, like, incredible where, like, he wakes up, but I'm just, like,
crying.
Yeah.
And he's, like, I can't fix anything, but, like, I love you.
Yeah.
And I'm just like, okay.
And, like, I don't want to get married during this, like, heat storm.
And, like, this is how the media works.
Like, it's waves and to, like, long term be successful on this.
Like, you have to just stay true to yourself, own up to your shit.
And then, like, I go on the show not to be perfect.
I go on the show to make mistakes and, like, make people, you know, feel less
alone and their own fucked upness.
So I hope everyone loved the season.
Hannah really is a good person too.
Paige.
It's amazing.
She really is.
I mean, like, guys, I swear.
I really do think, though, like, you guys are such good friends.
And I think that if Hannah, like, really was that out of line, you guys wouldn't be
sitting here right now.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, sometimes she pop off and, like, yeah.
I'm like, yeah.
But, like, does Lindsay not pop off in you?
Yeah.
Like, it's nothing life altering.
Yeah.
Like, defame.
Like, it's fine.
Like she's fine.
And she's also the funniest person in that house.
Like if she's not in the house, no one's going to be laughing.
Like I just hope everyone knows that.
I paid page to say.
I go, you want to do a podcast today?
Who am I going to crack jokes?
But yeah, I'm actually, I'm a very monogamous person too.
Like I never was good with the whole like talking multiple people pretending I'm funny to like multiple people.
So like I feel like I found my person and but I want to enjoy the engagement.
Yeah.
Because it also like we only dated for so many months.
I mean, it's quarantine years, so it's dog years.
You multiply it by seven.
For sure.
But I want to enjoy this, like, I want to date him out of the pandemic.
Like, I was joking with Paige, like, what if he, like, yells at waiters and restaurants?
What if he, like, snaps to get a check?
To be honest, you have to, like, take the ring off and slam it on the table and walk out if that's the case.
I actually think that quarantine is the opposite of dog years.
I think it's less.
I think it's less than.
Do you want to fight me right?
Yeah.
No, I do.
I do.
She's like, hey, what are you?
No, she goes, actually.
saying like if you started dating in quarantine, you actually don't know the person.
You don't.
I'm sorry.
Not that you don't, I feel like you are spending a lot of time together.
So you obviously are learning about that person.
But you're learning about them in a state that they have never been in before.
Right.
I just don't.
I can't believe I'm going to make another dog analogy.
But like if you get a dog in quarantine and like it's just I'm not, I'm not talking about you.
I'm not talking about your dog.
I literally is about to be like.
No, I'm not.
I'm not talking about your dog.
You're making a good point right now.
No, but I'm saying like you bond with that dog.
that dog bonds with you so hard.
And then, like, you take the dog to the dog park and they're scared.
They run away.
They don't know what to do because they don't know how to see.
Well, you've been taking him to the dog park.
Not always.
Yes.
I'm not talking about Norman.
So long story short, I might get divorced.
I'm just throwing it out there as a possibility because you, I'm kidding.
She's getting rid of the fiancé.
Yeah.
I just feel like you haven't had the time to experience the real world.
So I actually think it would be like crazy to get married.
Yeah.
Now you're going to have a whole, another year plus.
For sure. However, this dude also has seen me in my darkest.
Yeah, yeah.
Like, we fell in love with me calling him, like, crying.
And once he, like, said something like, wait, let me finish this story.
And I was like, if you're going to be a narcissist in the castle, can yell at me, like, everyone's been yelling at me.
And he's like, are you projecting right now?
And I'm like, yes, you motherfuckers.
So, like, we fell in love with me being, like, in my feelings.
And I'm, I can play the cool girl.
You're happy.
I can play the cool, funny.
like try to make a guy fall in love with me and trick his ass but like this dude knows my darkest
shit and he wants to be with me and maybe that's how you find your person just like fuck your shit
up yeah just be at rock bottom yeah yeah can we talk about the like the whisper voice though
because that that that i can't get behind i feel like you talk to des in a baby voice wait when i'm
with him we're on the phone yes when you're with i'm both we do whisper a lot because some way in
our brain. It's like if we whisper,
audio won't pick it up. They won't be writing
everything. And they're like you
you idiot.
Like not like maybe not
necessarily a whisper, like a little
airy like a little airy like
oh my no I
she has a she has a talking to a guy voice.
You have like talking to a boy voice. Oh 100%
but yeah it is elevated like I think that the
cameras the microphones I'm going to pick it up
if I'm like baby.
Yeah yeah she does she gets like
she almost gets like a school girl I've watched it
so many times.
Well I can't like
curse them out like everyone else.
Yeah. Yeah, but they do put the
subtitle so everyone sees it and we can
read it and we get the whole visual.
But it is what it is. Some people just do
the baby voice. Yeah.
I don't think I... No, I don't go
with that. I'll be like... No, I'll go up to
and sometimes. I'll be like, I want attention.
Yeah, she does do that. I want attention.
And then they like laugh and I'm like, no, give me attention.
This is why she's engaged and I'm single
because I'm like, shut the fuck up.
Because you don't want a guy's attention.
Because you get bored of a guy's attention.
Oh man
Either way
I mean you could have been engaged
Yeah I decided
You just didn't want the person
Yeah that sounds scary
terrifying actually
I've done interviews before
For Summerhouse and they've brought up Perry
and getting engaged
And we've had to stop
Because I break out into hives
And they're like we have like she needs makeup
Yeah yeah
You really didn't want to get engaged to him
You really didn't
I literally found out on Dumois
That he could possibly be getting rings
and I felt like Carrie Bradshaw
because I was like I think I'm going to throw up.
No, you were like Carrie Bradshaw with the dress.
Yeah, I was like, I gotta get out of here.
No, you gotta know.
Like the boyfriend's gotta let you know if they're looking for rings.
Did you know?
She told him, go look for everything.
No, our joke was like three weeks in, he's like, yeah, I'm gonna marry you.
And it was like the hottest thing ever.
But it's also the creepiest thing if you're like not into the guy.
When a dude knows what he wants.
When the feelings are, yeah.
And now you're like, you're like, totally infatious.
Totally infatuated with the guy, but if that happened to page, she would have been out.
No, like, it's literally like a call 911.
It's like a pickup line.
If it's from a dude tonight and two, it's creepy.
But like, think of like the guy of her dreams just being like, yeah, I just know I'm going to marry you.
Like it was hot.
So then like two, three weeks in, I started sending him rings as a joke because I thought I wanted a pearl ring or like I want to be like anti-society.
I was like, you wanted something different?
I was like absolutely grow the fuck off.
Yeah.
Then I was like, I want two diamonds like Emily Reddickhouse.
and he was like, you're losing your damn mind.
And then, but I sent him a ring and he just wrote on it.
So we're joking with each other.
So I thought it was a joke.
So when he actually proposed, I was like,
I thought we were taking.
I thought this was a joke.
I thought it was a bit we were doing.
So it just shows like, it's good to have a sense of humor and some, but watch,
sometimes the joke becomes reality.
Yeah, yeah.
That's wild.
Yeah.
Now she's engaged.
I'm sorry.
Hello?
It's my, the movers.
Oh, the fucking, yeah, they've been calling me.
imagine framed
did this in any other interview
what's your ETA?
Excuse me Kiki Pomer
I must answer this
I'm not cutting it
Yeah you have
This is wild
That guy was gonna keep fucking calling me
Because he has to actually get into my apartment
Dude I'm moving too
I get it
It's not even the move where he's like taking
He's taking my furniture and throw away
That's fair we've kept you guys way
longer than we should have anyway
But thank you guys for coming in
this was so fun.
Thank you for having us.
Because I know we will.
Especially when we have the new studio,
which, you know,
we've promised our listeners
that it was going to happen before May,
and I don't know.
Noah?
Who do we have to fire?
It's coming.
It's not Noah's fault.
I will say it is pretty much entirely done,
but we were told not to throw Pete
under the bus, but the system...
We're waiting on some equipment.
The equipment that needs to, like,
for all the microphones to be plugged in,
it's out of stop.
Yeah, the whole room is.
is done.
When everyone's building a podcast
room is done, like the one last thing that needs to be put.
The power button.
Literally the power button.
Everybody has a podcast at their home.
Yeah, the power button is out of stock.
So that's a problem.
Yeah, do you think about the amount of people
that started a podcast in the past year?
Like, of course the equipment's going to be.
Don't know what the ETA is on the app.
And there's like no date on it.
So we'll see.
But thank you guys for coming.
Thank you.
So excited for the reunion,
which is next Thursday.
say this will be out on Monday.
Yes.
So the reunions Thursday night, special time, 915.
We saw the commercial.
They were like special time, 915.
So I thought I sounded cool saying that right there.
But make sure everybody tunes in.
We definitely will.
And we hope to see everybody on the next season of Summer House.
We hope that everyone's there.
And maybe we'll see a little love story, a little, a little.
I didn't know how she was going to end this first.
See a little.
I don't I was gonna
I'm not gonna say we'll move on
thanks guys
thanks guys
now I'm horny
all right
that wraps up today's episode of chicks in the office
we hope you guys had a great weekend
ready to kickstart this week
with some Friday energy
let's do a foot tap
yeah
my god I almost just threw myself back
I don't say I really
you really went for it
way harder that I thought you were gonna do it
that would have been great
But everybody, have a great week.
Have a great Monday.
And we'll talk to you on Wednesday.
