Chicks in the Office - Taylor Swift & Karlie Kloss Confusion + Weekly Watch Report
Episode Date: August 11, 2023Subscribe to our YouTube > http://bit.ly/CITOYOUTUBE. Dave Portnoy bought Barstool Sports back (00:00-22:02). Taylor Swift announces 1989 (Taylor’s Version) + Karlie Kloss confusion (23:12-36:03). H...arry Styles & Taylor Russel PDA (36:04-38:59). Lil Tay not dead (39:00-44:44). Weekly Watch Report (46:08-1:13:54). MERCH! > http://bit.ly/citomerch. Follow us on Instagram @chicksintheoffice and on Twitter @chicksintheoff + subscribe to our Snapchat > http://bit.ly/thegroupchat.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/chicks-in-the-office
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This is state of emergency.
What's up, everyone?
It's Chicks in the Office with Rianne,
giving you that Friday energy on a Friday.
The vibes are high today.
The week has been great.
I think the vibe is hot, so I'm only doing on.
The infriends skipped to our studio, linking arms today, actually.
We didn't get great looks.
Everyone was confused by that.
But what does it matter?
It's been a crazy week here.
It has been.
Big news in the Barstle world.
Dave Portnoy bought back Barstle, which was very exciting for everybody here.
I think very exciting for the people that have worked here for a long time.
It was a great day.
It was a joyous moment.
We had a meeting put on our calendars.
On Tuesday, everyone woke up to this meeting put on their calendar.
and we were like,
what is this about?
We're like, we really had fun coming up with different ideas
of what this meeting was for.
We did workshop and what the meeting was going to be about
because that never happens.
We usually know about weeding's like weeks in advance.
Especially like an all hands company meeting
is normally on our calendar for like at least a month.
Right.
And you're like, oh, it's the classic summer roundup.
Yeah, exactly. And we also just had one.
The Christmas roundup.
Yeah, we just did.
We literally just had one.
So when this one was put on our calendar,
it was like, something's happening.
And I said to you, I was like,
I hope it's not just like another summer roundup.
I was like, I hope it's something exciting.
We were like, if this, we were going to be pissed.
Yeah.
If the meeting was like for nothing, we were all going to be so disappointed.
At that point, we wanted something bad to happen more than nothing to happen.
Yeah, we were like, something needs to happen because everybody has hyped up this meeting all day.
It was all anybody could be, anybody could talk about in this place.
And as soon as Dave started it by saying like, it's a actually, you know, a pretty big announcement.
We were all like, oh.
Yeah.
And then he said that he bought back Barstle.
100%. It's great. Great news for everybody. Yeah, it's crazy. I'm obviously the details of the deal are
pretty wild. I think, you know, he's talked about that all over the place now. So it's very interesting
to see, but there's no powers above really that can. And it's like the details of it is very
interesting. Look, for us personally, the gambling side of things never affected us that much because
that's not what we do here. Yeah. But I think the thought of like, oh,
we want to become more of like a gambling company made sense and then when they actually tried to do it
it didn't make sense yeah so now we're pulling that back a little bit obviously they'll still be doing
a ton of gambling content but it's as as they want to do it there's no right regulators and whatnot and I think
for all the people that I've like worked here for a while us included you know we were always used to
like Dave being in charge all the time and like at our old office not even this office because I'm sure
there are a ton of people who listen to us now that don't even know that we moved offices as a whole like
as a company. And, you know, Dave was always in the office. Everyone had to be there all the time.
Like you were sitting on the edge of your seat waiting every single day for something to happen.
And it kind of felt like that vibe was back right after that announcement. And now everybody's
been here all week. And also on top of that, like I think it came at a great time, the announcement
because half of, or not half of the office, but content-wise, a lot of people moved to Chicago.
And so we split offices between Chicago and New York.
And a lot of us are staying in New York, but a lot of people went to Chicago.
And so we had desk rearrangements.
We got assigned new seats in the office.
And a lot of times we're in our studio anyway.
Yeah.
But we did get new desks.
And so I think everything just came at the right time.
And now everybody in New York is feeling like really excited.
Yeah, the camaraderie is high.
Everybody wants to work together.
At a high that honestly has not been around for years.
Yeah.
And I think everyone's feeling great and happy and everyone's laughing together.
I'll see long and last.
Yeah.
I've never seen people like just look so happy.
No, I know.
I was like, we'll see how long this whole thing lasts.
But we've been like, we've been sitting at our even, because I would say like post-COVID
is when the sitting around the desk thing changed where people would just like go into their
studios, work from home.
Yeah, I also think honestly because those desk areas got so fucking gross and there's just
so much shit piled up that nobody wanted to be over there.
And now they just clean the whole area out.
There's fresh desks like nobody's stuff is everywhere.
We're next to each other.
obviously. Kelly Kiggs is next to us.
We have a nice little
corner. Grace, Bree, and Joey
Kamasa are behind us. Yes.
Which is
great, so fun. Which is great. So fun. You know, we'll turn your chair
around. Yeah. Full powwows.
They sat me across from my fiance. Yeah, Marty says across
your meal. Was shocking.
She just fucking staring into each other's eyes all day. People, when we
came in the first day that the desks were changed, like, people were like,
oh, how cute you guys requested this. We were like, we did not request
Apparently, Gaz made them.
I don't know if that's true.
I don't know.
That's what everyone's saying.
Everybody keeps changing the name of who assigned the seats.
Yeah.
But when we saw the assigned seats, we're like, oh, we're across each other.
That's great.
But now people are going to think that we're just like dilly dallying.
Just got puk at how cute guys are all day.
Well, I got nervous because I was like, I don't want anybody to think I'm just dilly dallying at my desk.
Like, we, this is our assigned seat.
Honestly, like, the desks are like meant for dilly dally dally.
They are.
And it has been a lot of fun.
fun and I think everyone's very excited and happy.
It's been a great week.
We've had a great week here.
And then we just had a meeting with Kevin, KFC,
who's the new GM of comedy here at Barstool.
And he's kind of like leading the New York office.
And he just led a meeting with all the content people here.
And he was just like, let's all just like obviously still shit on each other like we do for fun.
Yeah.
But like work together, have fun, come up with new ideas.
Yeah.
I mean, it's also very cool to see the guys that have been around for a really long time.
who have been so successful here now kind of really take on more of a leadership role.
Yeah.
And Kevin is held us tremendous, tremendously starting chicks in the office.
So, yeah, it's just, it's good vibes.
Yeah, great stuff.
People don't know I started as an intern.
Yeah, you did start as Kevin's intern and we stole you.
Well, he passed you along, Brendan, Kevin's brother.
So, yeah, they were a great help.
They're always a great help to any new person.
that comes in so I think it's going to be great and I'm very excited things have been very funny
all week and if you were a fan of the original barcel radio barcel radio is back uh 2 30 eastern time
i think monday through thursday i think it's kevin fights Tommy I think I heard pat is going to be on it
too I'm sure a bunch of people will jump in but good stuff I'm excited I'm very excited how are you
feeling otherwise I'm great that's great I went to um I went to Mount Joy and
sitting in like such an uncomfortable position.
I was going to say that does not look super comfortable.
It was comfortable for a little bit, but now it's not.
I went to Mount Joy in Central Park.
So fun.
Honestly, I'm wearing that I got my t-shirt on.
Let me tell you something.
Way, I realize that I have like, if I'm not in my concert tea after a show, I didn't have a good time.
But if I enjoy a show, I will buy the merch.
even if I don't really like it that much.
I will buy something.
I like that one.
No, this t-shirt's awesome.
You buy it before the show.
I bought it during my bathroom break.
She decides in her head during the bathroom break.
I'm liking this show a lot.
Right.
And also, like, the lines at the beginning of the show
were always really long.
So I saw all the shirt options when I got there.
But then when I took my, they had a little intermission.
And when I took my bathroom break,
the line was not crazy
so I knew that I was like
I'll get the butterfly shirt
I also like it's kind of a cute thing that I do now
where I'll get you
I'll pick one for Joe also
I've read a show together
Surprise, surprise got you yeah yeah
and so I did you know
Do you ever get posters from concerts?
No
I've been doing that recently
I just feel like that's a waste
for me like what am I I'm not going to hang up
a poster
Yeah I have so many of my
Yeah like that's nice
But not really
my apartment aesthetic I'm going for, you know.
So I'll go with a t-shirt because I will wear
a t-shirt. The next day, yes. Big time.
I think I might go back tonight.
Oh, fun. Depending on the weather.
All the sister drama I was hearing.
Yeah.
I like, because I heard your side of the story and then you got,
you were like in your meeting and Gia came in here.
And she told me like her side of the story.
Oh my God.
Gia was talking shit about you when we were in our meeting.
She's like, Fran decided to sell her ticket.
I'm on Fran's side totally on this one.
I mean, it's honestly the most ridiculous.
thing ever for her to be upset about when she also confirmed she was working till midnight.
She did say she was like I was here till midnight last night. So there's literally no way for her to go to the show.
I had Gia's ticket. Background, I had Gia's ticket. Gia had, Plambree had a big interview.
She had to be here. She had to be in the office and she had to turn around the whole episode for today.
So she was like 90% chance I can't go. Like I'm like, first of all, I'm like, you can't go. Like there's no way you can go.
so which also not to throw her onto the bus but she didn't even pay me for that ticket i like bought
that ticket so like there's she didn't she didn't buy that ticket like i bought that for her and she
texted me the concert started seven let's get her in here and hash it out huh the concert started at seven
o'clock jerry springer concert started at seven o'clock she said at 445 don't give away my ticket yet
she texted me and i was like i'm sorry i already did it's concert starts in
two hours. I had to like give somebody a heads up that they're gonna, that they were gonna come.
And she got mad at me for it. And I was like, you can't go to the concert. She couldn't go.
She couldn't go. She was working here until midnight last night. Like she would have been happy if I
What did she say to you? Like what am I supposed to do? Not sell the ticket?
Like there was a chance that I could go. She just sold my ticket. There was no chance. She could go.
It was no chance. And it's funny because like maybe I would feel bad if she was like, oh, like I finished at 730. Like I could have
race there and caught the second half.
She was here all night.
And what a good sister is, Fran reached out to get more tickets for tonight so Gia could go.
That is true.
I did do that also.
So now she, well, because I, text her, I was like, I can get tickets for tomorrow.
She's like, no, it's okay.
Like, she gave me like the fucking sassy ass.
Sassy response.
I did, yeah.
Duh.
Obviously, that's why I put these bad boys on today.
And I was like, all right, well, I have them if you want them.
Now obviously she wants them.
But, yeah, it's, you know.
It'll be, is it rain or shine or do they cancel it?
It is rain or shine, but I think lightning they can't do.
I think thunderstorms you can't.
A little rain in a concert kind of spices it up.
A little.
Not a lot.
See, you know, it really depends.
I think a little.
You get like a more dramatic performance.
No, but it's also like, if you're drunk enough or, you know, like it's fine,
but just like sitting in the rain.
No, if it's too much, it's not great.
Not fine.
So that'll be interesting.
I don't know if it's 100% going to happen or not.
My mom keeps calling me in the middle of the day every week this week, every day this week.
And I'm like, mom, I am at work.
It's 2.20 p.m.
Yeah.
The last time she called me was 3.50.
Yeah.
I was like, I am at work.
Like, this has been every day this week.
I'm like, you keep calling me in the middle of the day.
Like, and then she's like, you never respond.
I'm like, you keep.
calling me while I'm at work.
I know that
like sometimes I'll answer while we're here
but
I was nervous about
I wasn't nervous about the rain today until
I was getting a blowout this morning and the
lady blowing out my hair was like
is it going to rain today? And I was like I have
no idea. Like she wouldn't shut up.
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I have something to talk about, actually, that I just recalled.
And now it may be wildly offensive. I'm not sure I'm going to run it by you guys.
Okay. And just know that as I'm saying it, I do understand that it could come across offensive,
but I really think I'm making a strong argument. Okay. All right. I got to. I got it. I
in my Uber this morning
and my Uber
had oxygen
oxygen tubes and an oxygen tank
driving.
Okay.
Oxygen like tube
going into his.
Nose.
Hmm.
To me
now listen, I understand
everybody, like everybody
should be able to work, right?
Mm-hmm.
I don't think you should be
driving people around.
Okay,
fucking asshole.
The guy probably has some like illness
that he's,
He's still trying to work.
All that is,
it's just letting him breathe.
It's just extra air.
It's not like he's blind.
You're telling me.
Now, listen, you call me an asshole, right?
I'm, I was his driving.
Fine.
Fine.
But there was at one point when he clutched the middle.
And I thought he took his last breath.
Right.
I was like, at every moment,
I was nervous.
And now I understand how this is coming across.
I understand it's horrible.
I understand there's going to be
an influx of people.
yemming me saying, I know this person,
I know this person, they drive with this.
I am aware of that is all
that, that is whatever.
But you can't tell me that you
get into an Uber with an oxygen
tube and an oxygen tank
next to him and you don't have thoughts like
you know,
like I'm not so excited
that this is my Uber driver. No, I mean
everybody is concerned.
No, it wasn't that I just was like. Everybody
is concerned for their own safety for sure.
I'm like, should he be driving people
Your life is in somebody else's hands
When you're in the backseat of a car
That somebody else is driving
But I don't think he could drive
In New York City as an Uber driver
Like
It's not his first ride ever is what I'm saying
Reyes, I'm gonna wait for somebody
Can breathe on their own
And like, well, what was his rating?
I didn't look. I honestly
I have to go back and look
Go back and look
I know, trust me
I feel like a fucking asshole, okay?
Especially in this moment telling you guys
When I told other people
they were like yeah they were all agreeing with me i come into this room and i'm the biggest asshole
like as long as it's letting it breathe it doesn't change anything you are you guys are big
phonies if i told you this off of the podcast you wouldn't you wouldn't me thank you sarah i think
anything could happen with i mean anything could happen anyway yeah but like any perfectly healthy
person could to could crash all right all right i'm an i'm a huge asshole whatever whatever i'm a huge
asshole. It's fine.
Look, as long as you got to work
safety. I got to, yes. I would rather
him have that than be like checking his phone.
Yeah, I mean
I, I, I, there's plenty of Uber drivers you're
like looking at their phone. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
On the phone. Oh my God, I've been on, I've been on
Uber's where they've been like watching a
program, like on YouTube, like watching
something on their phone as they're driving.
Listen, I feel like it's crazy.
He's crazy to me.
And out of principle, I want to
cut this, but I don't think we have to.
No.
Because I think we're acknowledging, I think I'm acknowledging that like, no.
It's a pretty, it's an asshole.
How old be you?
I don't know.
I just know that it was, it was loud.
Yeah.
It made noise.
It was pumping.
It was pumping.
It was pumping and it made noise.
And at one point, he clutched the middle, you know, the middle console.
And I got nervous.
More so, I'm nervous.
I mean, I also think that it's like, that's so standard for any Uber driver.
I get very nervous.
Yeah.
You know, like I, the guy could swerve the teeniest, tiniest, tiniest, bit.
I'm clutching my pearls.
Like, I don't, like, no.
Yeah, yeah.
Or it's like they're swerving in and out of lanes.
I'm like holding my breath.
Like, this cannot be the way I go in the back of an Uber.
Yeah.
Do I feel good about myself after unleashing this?
No.
I don't.
No.
That was your thought.
That was my thought, and here we are.
You know what was really crazy at the show last night?
People were passing out left and right in the crowd.
Oh, I heard about that.
Yeah, it was pretty wild.
I don't know if it was maybe like, I mean, drug use.
Like, I don't know.
But five or six people, like, they had to stop the show multiple times.
It's got to be.
It's a very, summer stage is so small, and it was a lot of people packed together.
And so I also think it's one of those things where, like, people definitely pass.
out in crowds of big concerts like in the summer for sure but i don't think you can actually notice
every single one because it's you know a massive venue or like you can't see everything this place is
so small that you really can see everything so like people were you know shining their lights and
being like man down man down and then they don't have to go find the people and take them out it was
pretty crazy two people like the exact same time passed out and so i feel i mean i and it i hope
I think everybody was okay, but they had to stop the show like multiple times.
No, no, I think it was really, it was hot in the crowd.
It was hot and it was probably a fucking lot of chocolate mushroom is being passed around, you know?
Probably.
Taking one too many bites.
Not enough hydration.
Got to hydrate.
People not tricking their water.
Honestly, though, I did witness something.
It was kind of funny but not funny because somebody passed out and it was near us and
Oh, you laughed
They could have all used oxygen tanks
No, J.B.
My brother went to give him...
My brother went to give him water.
But the water that they sell at the concert
is liquid death.
So the girl
on the other side who we didn't know,
Stranger, who was trying to help
was like, don't give him that.
Like screaming at J.B.
Like, J.B's like, it's water.
She's like, no, it's not.
And we're like, yes, it is.
It's the only water they sell here.
I know it's very misleading.
Yeah.
Liquid death is such a misleading name.
I didn't.
I thought it was alcohol.
I did.
I'm like, we literally looked at the girl.
We were like, we promise you, it's water.
Look it up.
I think like that moment probably happened a lot too.
Yeah.
Because if you're just like up at the.
They should have had body arm.
If you're just up at the stand buying a drink and you're looking at the cans all lined up, you're not.
You just assume that that's like a beer or something.
It is so misleading.
It really is.
Yeah.
They also were selling spiked coconut water.
That sounds good.
Which I didn't try on the beach because, you know, that shit is expensive.
And I was like, if I don't like this, that's like $18 down with toilets.
Yeah.
But I was intrigued, but also felt like, I don't know.
Like coconut water has such a thick consistency that I was like with alcohol combined.
Am I going to like this?
May not be great.
Yeah, and it was like flavor.
I didn't like the flavors either, but that's.
Hopefully everyone's okay.
I know.
It was actually pretty crazy.
Hopefully my Uber driver's okay.
Yeah.
Good health for all.
We're just out here wishing for the public.
Yep.
Anyways.
The rest of the show.
Yeah, we'll make fun of any other disabilities.
I'm going to be thinking about this all night now and I'm going to be like, should we cut
this?
But now I've talked about it so much that we can't cut it.
No.
But I want people to know that my conscience is telling me that I'm an asshole.
Okay?
I'm not sitting here going.
This guy.
drive. Look, you're not
You're not. Guys, get a load
of my Uber driver this morning. You're not the only person
in the world to make a judgment
on somebody's
just in the moment, like on somebody.
You know? Happens every single day. Every single person does it. You walk and
you say, oh, this guy's driving me.
Yeah. Yep. Yep. All right.
We don't have to talk about it anymore. No, we don't.
We don't.
All righty, moving on.
Let's get into the topics. Taylor Swift announced
1989 Taylor's version.
Harry Stiles, new girlfriend, Taylor Russell.
And Little Tay is a lot.
By the way, we're going to dive into that.
Roller coaster ride.
And weekly watch report.
So let's go into the topics.
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Taylor Swift announced 1989 Taylor's version
at her last show in L.A. last night,
and yes, that is why I'm wearing a blue sweater.
She has her blue cardigan on.
This is something that fans expected
The last couple days
The theories have been running wild
That on 8-9 she'd announced 1989
There's 9 million reasons that fans thought
I'm not going to list all of them
Because at the end of the day they were right
So sometimes they're wrong
But this one everybody was right
She announced 1989
So fucking excited for this
October 27th it comes out
She wrote in her caption
That this was her favorite re-record
Which hives me up so much
because you know it's, she hasn't done, she hasn't like said that really about any of the other ones.
Obviously, she can't say every single one's her favorite.
But it feels like there's something extra about this.
I think she really loves the vault songs, which is exciting because that's really the new material, of course.
And any songs that like fit that 1989 vibe that are extra could not be more excited about.
Yeah, I'm going to love it.
I'm excited.
I've always said this one of my favorite albums of all time.
I've been waiting for this day.
and it's here and I'm very excited about it.
Some background for the people who don't know,
but 1989 came out was you loved it so much
that you never listened to reputation.
I refused to listen to her next album
because I loved 1989 so much
that I didn't want to be let down.
You were like, I know nothing is going to top 1989
and I don't even want to listen.
Right.
And you went years.
You went a long, long time.
And on Friday, last week, you texted Kelly and I.
And you said, I'm listening to Midnights.
Which I had before.
Yes.
And I liked it.
But I wasn't obsessed.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You were giving another go.
But man, snow on the beach is like one of my favorites.
Snow on the beach.
You gave it on another go.
Love that.
I was really into it.
I had a long drive and I was bored of my typical music and I said, I'm going to pop on some Taylor.
Yeah.
And then you, so you went through that, you're texting, you're texting Kelly, texting me, thoughts.
Then you go, you know what?
I'm gonna, I'm gonna give that little album reputation to try.
I had an hour left in my drive and I said, fuck it.
I'm listening, I have waited this long.
It's been years.
I have never listened to reputation.
Because of how much I love 1989.
Right.
And of course, there's no comparison.
You've heard songs.
Yeah, I've heard like the very delicate.
You know, like there's no way you can go.
like you can't live in this world without hearing some snippet of that or like look what you made me do
you know but like man you're like she's got some hands like she's got future on a song in the show
yeah i was like nobody told me i was loving it the world told you you just did not well i was like i'm not
listening because i and you know not as compared the two they're totally different sounds but i really
i really fucking loved 1989 it brings me back to a great time in my life it was my senior year of
high school with my friends and me and my friend would drive to school every morning and she would
play this in her car because she is obsessed with Taylor Swift and I just became obsessed with the album
because she would play it all the time and I was I had to listen to it and then I was like I fucking
loved this album and it became one of my favorite albums of all time from any artist ever.
That is one of my favorite albums ever and I'm so excited and I was like I might buy the vinyl.
Like I'm like that's how excited I am.
I don't even have a record player.
I do. No, I know I'm saying, but that's what people say.
It's like, I'm buying this. I don't even have a record player.
I know. I got a pre-order mine.
I'm very excited.
My Speak Now, Taylor's version, like, just delivered, like, last week.
Vinyl.
I'm just, I'm giddy about it.
I can't wait.
I can't wait to hear the vault songs, just because, like you said, if they're a part of 1989,
then they're sure to be great.
I can't wait to, I can't wait to see the new 1989.
Also, the cover?
The album?
Her best album cover ever?
Yeah, it looks so good.
Maybe I am just really a 1989.
fan girl, but it's, she looks gorgeous
and it's the best album cover ever.
I'm so excited for this.
It's funny, like merch takes forever.
I got, I had ordered when it came out,
I got the Speak Now
Purple Cardigan,
and I also got a Kroeneck.
Kruaneck doesn't deliver until
September, and the...
Well, just in time for... The cardigan, I know, the
cardigan doesn't come until November, which is so funny,
because the Speak Now, Cardigan is going to deliver
even after this 1989
Taylor's version comes out.
I'm only whatever merch she comes out with for 19.
Oh, it's going to be great.
You can bet your bottom dollar.
It's going to be amazing.
Super excited for that.
She did do her last.
LA show fucking stars are out.
Everybody went to this show.
Everybody went to all the LA shows.
Emma Stone was there multiple times.
How cute was Channing Tatum.
Oh, that was so cute.
With his daughter.
He had the heart lover heart painted on it.
Is he still with Zoe Kravitz?
Yes.
I believe so.
Very, very cute.
So, fucking cute.
Every celebrity.
I saw John Crizzy and Emily Blunt were there last night.
Jason Baitman.
Yeah, yeah.
Yep.
I'm so sick of the way Adam Sandler dresses.
And Austin Butler were there one night.
Adam Sandler was there one night.
The list goes on.
I mean, so many people.
You want to talk about that more?
No, I don't.
I'm not trying to be too controversial at the end of the episode.
I have to stop.
I want to wake up on my Friday and have a nice day.
I kind of liked his, I kind of liked his Taylor Swift fit because it,
was him, like it was still his style,
just Taylorified.
Yeah, that's fine, you know.
It's bright colors.
I don't think anyone would argue against you
that he doesn't dress sloppy.
No, not at all.
He just looks like a slob kebab,
and everyone's like, oh, it's, I love Adam Sandler.
Whatever, I'm being a hater, I do like Adam Sandler.
Yes, yes.
No, you can't.
The people who say, like, they love the way he dresses are lying.
Right, they're like, oh, my God.
Like, Adam Sandler's so great.
for the way he dresses. No, no.
No. He's not.
But yeah, there's so many celebrities and then
the biggest one of all, Carly
Klaus was there. People are talking, people are chatting.
She was sitting in the nosebleeds.
My personal
opinion on this is that she was invited.
I do not think a pride thing.
I don't think you show up unless you were invited.
But who knows?
I mean, people said,
there's conflicting reports. People said that she did have
VIP bracelets on. She went down to the
tent later on. Not all the celebrities
sit in the tent too. I mean, they sit in better seats than where she was. But I believe that she would
not go unless she was invited and especially sing along to the songs and take videos of her.
I'm shocked she wasn't like in a box. That's fan behavior. I'm shocked she wasn't like in a box.
Although the narrative that she is now just like a super fan and doesn't talk to Taylor is pretty funny.
It is hilarious to think about, but that is funny, but I just don't think that's true. No, I don't
think so either. I think that Taylor, like, I think she's squire. I think she squire. I think she's
squashes more than people
who are led to believe. I mean, obviously, she's never
going to squash it with Scooter Braun or
Conne or any of those people. Those are larger than life.
But I think when it comes to friendships, Carly Clause, we don't,
nobody knows what happened there. Like, maybe they have...
It's one of the Swift's biggest mysteries, truly. It's one of the world's greatest
mysteries. Maybe they had it, maybe they already squashed it and they are friends
behind the scenes. Yeah, were they dating? Were they not? Were they friends?
I know. Was that even allowed to be talked about?
Yeah, totally. The way that Kelly Keith acts is as if you're not
even allowed to say that.
No, before Kelly was like, I can't even believe
I'm saying Carly Claus's name. I was like, what?
No. And also, I'll say this.
Now that my desk is next to Kelly and every
single person today went up to Kelly's desk and was
like, so tell me what happened with Carly
Claus. I was like, you think Kelly is an insider
for Taylor? She doesn't know. She doesn't know.
Yeah, I mean, look,
the Swifties, I don't know,
maybe I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure that
people love to dig into the
Gaylor conspiracy theories. I thought
so too, but we have to ask Kelly
because Kelly was like, I can't even see her name.
I think that might be, I think that's more of the narrative that she dropped her.
Like I think it's more like the fan narrative that Carly dropped her out of nowhere.
Wow.
And hurt her.
Weird.
It's like Kelly can hear us talking.
She literally just texted us right now.
And she wrote that Carly Clause being taken to VIP from the 200 sections is false.
Somebody wrote, did she actually get moved to VIP?
and then somebody wrote, no, she's been in 200s the whole time.
She wrote lots of discourse.
People are also saying she was taken down during anti-hero,
just reporting what I see.
I'm saying, can you tell me why you are afraid to say,
I have like the hiccups?
The other one that I saw people still speculating is obviously Olivia Rodriguez.
People are like, what happened with them?
Because she hadn't go to any of the shows, you know?
I think that they must have had some sort of falling out.
Who?
Olivia Rodriguez and Taylor's.
Oh.
Oh, 100%.
That's confirmed.
I mean, not confirmed, but confirmed.
I saw TikTok.
Olivia Rodriguez did nothing but post about Taylor Swift like three years ago,
and she's not shared one single thing about Taylor Swift since then.
In my mind, something happened.
That tells me, like, it was something on Taylor.
What could Olivia have done?
No, yeah.
I mean, there's obviously something that went down there.
Something had to happen.
You don't, like, be a super fan, and then all of a sudden not be a super fan, you know?
She was riding high for Taylor.
for so long. Yep, 100%.
So, I don't know, mixed
mixed reports. So we posted it
on the Chicks in the Office account because it came from
Entertainment Tonight said
that she was
taken down to
the VIP section.
But
we don't really know for sure.
We don't know for sure. I'm still
going with my theory that Taylor
invited her.
Yeah.
Although, like, imagine.
And Carly Claus was...
How could that really have gone down?
It's not like she would have been in the 200s
and somebody would have been like, Taylor's on stage.
It's not like she could say...
Maybe she's in contact with somebody from her team.
Hey, can somebody go get Carly and bring her down here?
But maybe I would assume she's in contact
with someone from her team.
And also, Carly Claus was the first person
to ever listen to 1989.
Mm.
So, and that was when Taylor announced,
so maybe Taylor reached out to her and was like,
I'm going to be announcing 1989, Taylor's version.
You're the first person I ever hear of this album.
So this is only coming from an eyewitness.
So really it's like, it's all speculation because some fans that were at the show say she never left her seat in the 200s.
And an eyewitness must have told entertainment tonight that she did wrote Carly initially was seated in the 200 section.
But at one point in the night, security took her to the VIP section.
Fans were very surprised to see Carly there.
Carly was recording some of Taylor's performances on her phone
and singing along to some songs.
She looked like she was having a really good time.
So,
we don't know for sure.
Kelly said that Taylor has made it clear over time
that she doesn't like the speculation about their relationship.
Yeah.
And that's why Kelly does not talk about it.
Very respectful.
Fully insane.
Yeah, so, I mean, look, there was a girl
I saw on TikTok.
was cracking me up. She was literally in a
Taylor and Carly t-shirt. Like she was wearing a
t-shirt with Taylor and Carly's face on it and she was
one section over from Carly. Yeah. Like that's
it's funny. You would imagine at this point water
under the bridge but hey it's that debate
it really comes down to was she taking to the VIP section or not.
Was she? Because if she
if she was just sitting in the 200s all night long,
I think she went there on her own.
I really do.
Maybe she chose to sit there.
Because she has so much money,
if she went there on her own,
she would still be able to get a better seat than that.
Maybe she just wanted to try and be more incognito.
You know?
That's true, and it didn't work.
Yeah.
They did not work at all.
Exactly.
Why would she think she would ever be cognito, though?
No, I don't know.
Incognito.
It's impossible.
She goes like she's going to a tennis stuff show.
No, it's impossible.
Interesting.
Yeah.
Very interesting.
But all exciting news.
Moving on, Harry Stiles was seen.
It's one of truly would love to.
I would just want to know what happens.
Unless one day Taylor does a tell all like Evelyn Hugo.
I know.
Selena was there also multiple shows, but she was there too.
Very supportive.
Harry Styles and Taylor Russell were seen out,
cozying up. Apparently this has been a thing
for a little bit now, but they were seen out in public
getting cozy. You know what? We're just happy
for our guy whenever he's happy.
I agree.
This has been
this has been
rumor for a while. They've been spotted together
many times in the last couple
months, I would say. But
these pictures of them, quote
unquote, getting cozy
were seen
at the debut of her brand new play. He went to
go see. The singer was spot
spotted cozing up to Taylor
at press night for the effect
at the National Theater in London.
We're told Harry was keeping a low profile
during the play, making sure Taylor got her props.
After the show, Harry and Taylor were certainly
friendly in the crowd. He even introduced
her to his pal James Gordon.
Why is he always with James Gordon? Can James
fucking back off?
Yeah. Fucking Cloud Chaser.
Jesus. We're always just fucking
holding on to Harry's coattails.
I don't even say cock.
He wishes.
While Harry and Taylor never kissed or showed serious PDA,
it was clear they wanted to stay close,
or told Harry left the shindig after a while jumping in the back of a car by himself
while carrying Taylor's stuff.
However, sources say Harry's ride pulled up to the stage door not long after
with Taylor jumping in the backseat before pulling off.
Rumors have been circling for a while.
She was spotted at his Vienna concert last month.
Vienna waits for you.
Yeah.
Yeah, so it does seem like they are, it looks like, you know, casually dating, but in a nice, supportive way.
A simple good for them for me.
The man's finally taking a little bit of a break at the moment, you know.
Yeah, you can get some romance on.
Yeah, exactly.
Romance some ladies.
She seems very cool.
I do not know too much about her, honestly.
But, you know, not shocking.
I only know her for me.
They did press, she did her press run with Timothy Chalmy.
Yeah, yeah, bones and all.
Right.
She's Canadian.
She's 29 years old.
He is also 29.
Good for him.
Same age.
Bones and all.
I was actually proud to see that.
I was.
Waves.
Yeah, a lot of things I have, I have never seen.
Start in the sci-fi show lost in space on Netflix.
Bones and All.
Wow.
Hairy style is about to be 30, huh?
Yeah.
It seems like the appropriate age for him.
She's on.
She's on the stage.
All right, well
She has a small lightning bolt
tattooed on her inner wrist
Go get her, Harry.
But it's because she's a big fan of Patty Smith, apparently.
Not us.
Okay, we spend too much time, the other.
No, it's very exciting.
Yeah, good for Harry.
Yep.
Last topic, which
I don't even know how to tackle this one,
but a couple days ago,
it was reported that little...
Yesterday.
Yeah, yesterday.
Sorry.
It seems like this week.
This week has been nuts.
But they were reporting that Lil Tay died.
Lil Tye and her brother.
Background also on Lil Tate.
We talked about Lil Tate.
Early.
Often.
Early on ticks in the office on the radio.
She was like a viral sensation.
A little kid.
Like she's 14 now.
We were talking about her in 2018.
It was like nine years old.
Saying things that she.
She should not be saying.
Right. Not holding a lot of cash.
Just like very inappropriate viral videos, but she became like a viral sensation because
everyone was like, who is this?
Right.
And it was also so crazy because it's like who's filming these videos?
Her fucking parents like, 9-1-1, please.
Yeah, it was believed to be that like her parents were like putting her out for clout
and stuff.
And it was just like this is awful.
But like almost like you can't look away from it.
Yeah.
Now yesterday it was like viral sensation, Lil Tay and her brother dead at 14.
An Instagram statement came out on her instrument.
Yes, and it was like, we're sorry to report that Lelte and her brother had passed.
So everyone believed it to be true because it was from her Instagram.
Then things started and then, you know, obviously people were like, that's really sad.
There were like speculation that it was like murder, suicide, like drugs.
It was getting dark.
And a couple hours later, media outlets were going to her manager and her dad for,
confirmation and both her manager and her dad were like we cannot confirm or deny if they are alive
and everyone was like huh what you can't confirm or deny what is happening here and then little tay
spoke to TMZ today and was like I am alive yeah my Instagram got hacked by a third party
and I don't and like they got my my real name wrong everything was wrong I don't know but things are
are points sketchy to the family
because the fact that the manager
and the dad were like, we cannot confirm or deny
if she's alive, knowing she's alive.
I don't know. It is very bizarre.
It's got, I think it's put,
the tinfoil hat has been put on
for a lot of people with this
because
of the statement, it's like, oh, then
Tay's family,
like it's, the TMZ article
says in his statement provided to TMZ,
from Tay's family.
She tells TMZ,
I want to make it clear
that my brother and I are saving alive,
but I'm completely heartbroken
and struggling to even find the right words
to say.
It's been a very traumatizing 24 hours.
All day yesterday I was bombarded
with endless heartbreaking
and tearful phone calls from loved ones
all while trying to sort out this mess.
Like you said,
her Instagram compromised by a third party.
And she thanked Meta for helping
to get her Instagram account back
and the phony death statement removed.
They wrote,
What's still unclear is why I took Tay,
24 hours to get word out. She's alive, especially when she said she was aware her account was
hacked and was getting phone calls about her death. On Wednesday, TMZ contacted police in the
Vancouver area as well as family members who were totally in the dark and knew nothing ever passing.
Now we know why. So yeah, it's definitely like tinfoil hat is like, oh, was this really a hack?
Was this somebody put it like we haven't heard Lillet's name in years? Like was it? Yeah, was it?
And now it's like, now it's, it was like a blown up thing.
That's, I also think her family situation is rocky, which is obviously extremely sad.
And unfortunately, she's so young.
But when she did kind of disappear from the internet for a little bit, she, in 2018,
she's just like kind of stopped posting.
And that was because apparently she was stuck in the middle of like a very bad custody battle
her parents.
So I'm not quite sure where that even went.
You know, TMZ wrote,
Tay was caught in the middle of a nasty, cussy battle between her parents.
One we were told had been going on in court since 2018
around the same time the influencer went radio silent online.
So it's like, how long has that been going on?
Or people were saying that her and her brother were trying to get emancipated.
Like there's just a lot of, a lot of rumors
flying around without really knowing
what the hell is true. The whole thing is
incredibly bizarre and also sad.
Yeah.
It just seems like it's not a good family
going on, family
situation going on over there.
And she's so young.
And so now she's caught up in this life
since, you know, however
young she was when she first started making those videos
and has the wrong guidance.
Like she started off on the wrong foot.
I know. In these scenarios, I just always
blame the parents.
Yeah.
It's like, what are they doing?
What are you teaching this kid?
What are they doing?
And by the way, like me saying that like maybe this is some kind of conspiracy thing,
I'm saying that because of the parents.
Yes.
Like I'm like, I don't think she would like, but it's more like, did the parents come up with some fucking
freaky, bizarre idea?
And even I'm afraid to talk about them.
I know.
Like, is, like, what?
Yeah.
What's going on here?
Yeah.
So who knows, but she is alive.
Yep.
And who knows?
Wild story.
Is she going to start posting again?
Are they going to go dark?
I don't know.
It's a wild, weird, weird story.
Very.
All right, that's it for topics.
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get into the weekly watch report where we talk about the things we watch this week weekly watch
report boom boom boom remix coming to you live with the weekly watch report oh love that one that was going
somewhere for a minute and I got nervous coming to the live with the week of watch report oh that's a
tongue twister though coming to you it was going somewhere yeah was and then I got nervous coming to you live
with the weekly watch report no one's got a long list that makes us bored yeah sorry that I wasn't
I wasn't trying to start off on that foot
I wasn't all right what do you got
probably nothing
um suits
which I've slowed down on
but I did watch a lot this past weekend
I don't even know how much I watched
that's how much I watched yeah probably a full season
of some sort got to the season finale
of season two and whoa took my breath
away cliffhanger I'm not
no it was just kind of it was like
what the fuck just happened by the way do you want to tell
everyone that your mom's spoils
Oh my God.
We were on FaceTime with my parents.
And my mom let out a major spoiler.
Yeah.
Which I will not repeat.
Yeah.
But a major spoiler.
And we were not happy.
We were not happy.
And my mom was like, no, no, not that.
And we were like, we know what you just said.
And she was like, oh, who cares though?
And we were like, clearly, you don't care because you know what happens.
Yeah.
Yep.
So we were P-Oed.
But yeah.
I was shocked at the end of season two.
I'm going to give it a B.
I'm going to keep it where it's been.
What?
You gave it an A last week.
Well, at first the initial, I think the last time I did, I gave it a B because the first time I did I give it an A.
This is the second time we're talking about it?
This is the second time we're talking about it?
Okay, I'm going to give it a B though, because, but I did say during it that I was like,
it really deserves a B, but because of my excitement I'm giving it a day.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm going to give it a B because my excitement has died down.
I'm still very much enjoying it, yeah.
Oh, I'm still enjoying it, yeah.
It's like more on where Harvey's like, there's more stuff personal stuff going on.
There's a more personal, like, inner stuff going on.
I want them to get back to the cases.
I'm kind of the opposite.
Let's solve some crime here.
Right, you want more of like a law and order of honor.
Yeah, let's settle.
Yeah, let's settle some shit.
Yeah.
I'm going to give it a B.
Okay.
Only murders is back.
Oh, fuck it is.
Wait, what?
Yes.
Today.
The new season.
Oh, my God, no.
It came back on Tuesday.
Oh, fuck.
August 8th, where are you guys been?
Oh my God, honestly, not paying attention.
Are you kidding?
Did you watch the whole thing?
Is it waits a week?
Two episodes are out.
Oh, shit.
I gotta watch.
Oh my God, I can't believe you didn't even text us that you were watching.
Someone like you.
I had a really bad migraine.
You know, I know I've said this now three episodes in a row or maybe four at this point
that I was getting sick.
Yeah.
Still lingering.
No, no, I think it's gone now, but I like really, I don't know.
what happened Tuesday night
that happens to me sometimes
I felt
I had maybe the worst
I say headache but I'm pretty sure
it was a migraine
where you have to like turn off
all the lights
shut off everything
bury my head in a pillow
I couldn't even eat dinner
I don't know what and I was like
this feels like
what has been building up
for the past week
this illness that I'm not sure
what it is and oh my God
I felt awful
but before that I did watch
only murders
oh my God I can't believe
I didn't talk to you
I'm shocked as it
I'm so greedy
Like, I was going to say very unlike you to not bring this up at any point during the week.
I'm so greedy.
I want to more insured all myself.
Freaking love him.
I'm unsure what to grade it.
Oh, it makes sense that we don't hear about it because it's the sad, like no one's talking about anything.
Yeah, I mean, they're, right.
There's no press.
I'm promoting it.
Yeah, I'm leading the promotion for only murders.
Yeah, which apparently is good or bad.
Right.
No, apparently it's bad.
Apparently it's bad because I didn't.
That it's bad, but it's like, what are you supposed to do?
Oh.
Oh, I thought we were talking about me promoting.
No, it's like that influencers and people like to support the actors shouldn't also shouldn't.
Oh, we shouldn't talk about the shows.
But I mean.
Oh, we have a whole segment.
Yeah, the whole segment.
Yeah.
And at the end of the day, people are going to watch TV.
Yeah, we're still going to watch TV, unfortunately.
We do support them, but we are still going to watch TV.
And a little bit apart, a little part of me like also thinks that a lot of actors still, like, they want people still watch what they put out.
Yeah, they put the work.
They want them to watch.
Yeah, I mean, I just love Martin Shorts so much.
Genuinely, like, it really...
You really should read his book.
I'll bring my book in the tree.
Oh, yes, yes, please do.
It's so good.
I forgot about that.
I forgot about that.
I get, like, giddy seeing the three of them on screen together.
Yeah, yeah.
They're my favorite little cast.
They're, like, that's why I feel like, I feel like I haven't talked about it.
Because they're mine.
Murder-solving trio.
I, if their podcast was real, in real life, I'd be their biggest number one fan.
You'd be, you'd be.
be in that group of the crazy fans
and following them at the York media
please and then Martin being like
not now I must get my dips
and I'd be like yes king
surprising that they don't have a real podcast
they don't
not like about private
the three of them would be magic
it would be kind of meta
but also
but it doesn't have to be the same
the thing is that the one of them don't need to make a podcast
they don't we we need a podcast
this is our only means
of living is this podcast
what else are they got going on
right now.
I guess
Selena's probably
do music.
I don't know.
Let's talk about the show
though.
Merrill Streep,
Paul Rudd,
star-studied cast
in this season.
I mean like shivers down my spine
as soon as I clicked play.
Amazing.
So I'm just going to give it an A
even though like I honestly
the first two episodes
in my opinion like they always start off
like a little slower.
But I'm giving only murders an A
because they're just the best
little trio and all the surrounding
parts. Paul Rudd,
Paul Rudd calling Merrill Streep
a stinkeruny. So like, in
this, Merrill Streep's an actor. And Paul
Rudd's like, she stinks.
Like, his character is like, she stinks.
So like, just thinking about Paul Rudd
saying that Merrill Streep stinks is hilarious.
I love it. I love it. They released a whole
show at once. No, just two episodes.
You clearly weren't fucking paying attention.
You're fired.
Oh, you know what? Wait till trivia on Monday
to see who's not paying attention.
Once again. Oh, I totally slipped.
I know.
It almost feels like Weekly Watch Report is like,
I get like a new set of balls come on.
And I'm like, I'm like, you're fired, Noah.
I don't know.
I'm just having fun.
Just happy to be here.
Just Josh.
I really am just happy to be here.
I've had a giddy week.
Yeah.
Especially because only murders is back and I kept it to myself.
Yeah, seriously.
That's really the biggest.
I'm truly, I'm shocked you did not text us.
Also, you know what I watched?
This is not a TV show.
Like that is the prime time for you to come in here and sit in that scene and be like,
I know we're only talking about shows during the weekly watch report,
but I just got to say, only murders is back.
That's a great impression.
What we haven't...
I'm joking.
Oh, you're looking for it, buddy.
I was going to say, no way, you're asking for a knuckle sandwich over there.
Yeah.
Should I go nuggy?
Noah's head.
Take your hat off.
Take that.
What was I going to say?
Oh, I watched something that it was.
Was not a TV show or movie.
I texted the group about it last night.
Nobody answered, which is a common theme in our concert.
Our chicks in the office group chat is me sending text and nobody answered me.
I was at a concert.
No, I gave it past you, but it was meant for you slowly.
Well, sometimes I know it's not meant for me.
So I'm not like, I honestly, I couldn't even tell you what it was.
That's how much I didn't read the text.
Like, sometimes I read them and I register and I don't respond.
Like, I know I'm not responding.
But like, this one I don't even know what you said.
No, that's fine.
Listen, you were having a grand offer?
Yeah, I was.
I'm not going to hold it against you.
Thank you.
You know how I love the W magazine, ASMR?
Yeah.
Guess who did one?
Oh, wait.
Now I do remember.
Shit.
Oh, my God.
Now this is like a test because you did send it.
Somebody.
No, but I know you didn't read it, so I'm not going to be mad at you.
No, no, no, no.
No, but I did look at it.
Come on, your guy.
Your boyfriend.
Oh, oh, oh, James Marson.
James Marsden, Jimmy Marsden.
Yeah.
Fantastic.
Yeah.
Fantastic ASMR.
Wow.
And I watched it in bed next to my loved one.
I said, excuse me, I got to watch this.
Yeah, yeah.
I said, if you don't find, give me a moment.
I'm going to turn.
And James Marsden did a W magazine ASMR.
And I said, I have to watch this.
And it was great.
So you and James Marsden were in bed together.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, it was actually just very interesting.
Yeah.
We're not even entertaining.
It was very good.
It was entertaining and he was very good at ASMR.
And so I'm reading that an A-plus.
Maybe they're listening to you more about the W magazine.
You're out here screaming from the rooftops that they do not do those videos enough.
Listen, I will watch any celebrity ASMR.
Like I watched Carol G's last night.
I don't listen to her music.
Is that the girls as players too?
She's a singer.
What?
No.
She's...
Because girls' players.
Is that her?
No, no, no.
I don't know why I thought that was her.
No.
She's a song with the Jones Brothers.
But I watched hers.
I was like, why not?
You know?
Yeah.
I'll watch anybody who does it.
Great, they're all good.
They need to get people to do it more often.
I saw Austin Butler did an interview with W magazine, but he didn't do the ASMR.
Austin Butler would be great at the AISMR.
Yeah, L.S.A.M.
Yeah, what are you doing over there, W?
What?
He would get a lot of jokes if he did that probably.
Yeah.
But it would be awesome.
But it would be great.
He would do really well, I think.
So that's what I watched this week.
Love.
Yon.
I know.
I'm so boring.
I, um, okay, so what did I watch?
I watched.
Oh.
Not only murders.
I didn't.
I had no fucking idea.
Well, my best friend didn't text me to say it came back.
On Tuesday.
They dropped it midweek.
Midweek.
They didn't even wait till Friday.
He didn't even say anything.
Stop laughing like that
That's for your laugh
What is that
Ha ha ha ha
It's like I gotcha
That laugh is not
That was a gotcha laugh
It's a gotcha laugh
It's like gotcha suckers
I was watching
Did you weren't
Marvin Shorts all mine
I watch
Okay so now everybody's like you when we meet him
Everybody's
Everybody
finished love island uk it's out on hulu so i don't care about spoiling anything now um and we talked
about it with girl boston also but the whole season you know it's just very interesting to me i
didn't you talk about this last week i thought you talked about it last week oh but you graded it
we did talk about who won last week we talked about it with girl boss town but we could watch report
last week i didn't say who won because it wasn't out yet for uk really but you graded it right yeah
i did really i'm pretty sure
Man.
I don't know.
I could be wrong about that.
I'm repeating myself.
I cannot keep track.
But I thought it was more that I was floor just and Sammy won, truly.
Very surprised by it.
I'm surprised too.
I only watch out of the season.
Yeah.
Honestly, that's really like, I think I've really explained myself.
No, no, no, no.
I'm just saying I think I've really shared a lot of my thoughts for that one.
Love Island USA.
I am one episode behind at the moment, but they just started costing more.
Look, this is going to be my complaint about Love Island USA until they change it.
And I don't know if they will, but it's not enough episodes.
They need to do a UK style.
I don't know why UK is the only-
Get a life.
I don't know why do more episodes.
I don't know why the UK is the only one that does like the 60 episodes or whatever
the hell it is.
But that is the only way that it feels like their actual connections being made.
We're on Casa Moore this season
Started like episode 18
It's not enough episodes
You don't think?
No
18 days in the villa?
No, Casa Moore needs
18 days to fall in love
UK Casa Moore starts like
In the 30s
Push or like high 20s
And every single day counts
Every single day matters
To build those connections
And even if it's like
Every single day is like a week
Right even if it's like five days later
That's so much more time
And I just feel like they don't
it should be longer.
It should be longer.
You can get more contestants in.
I think people get invested more into it.
They do it so fast where it's not a surprise
that barely any Love Island USA couples have actually survived.
The show is so short.
They got to fix that.
Because otherwise, I'm very entertained at the moment,
I will say.
I don't necessarily like,
it's another situation where I'm not like in love
with any of the contestants.
So it's, you know, it's interesting to see.
And there will be drama for the recoupling, I'm sure.
But, God, you need to make it a little bit longer.
I'm going to give it a C plus.
It's good, but, you know, it's like low, mid to low 70s.
I watched the first two episodes of the new season of Sweet Magnolias, which took you a long time.
It's one of those shows.
Yeah, I haven't had a lot of me.
time with like my TV shows.
Oh.
You know?
No, it's just that like to watch your, your, yeah.
Well, you spend it all watching Love Island.
I do.
I really do.
And so like at night,
Joe and I are watching stuff that we want to watch together.
Joe's not the kind of guy that'll like sit in front of the TV and watch whatever I'm watching.
Like he'll watch four minutes and then be like, turn this off.
So we always like end up watching something that we both agree we want to watch.
And I save my programs for MeTime.
So one night I did get some time where I could watch,
I watched two episodes of Sue Magnolias.
I don't know who's watching this.
Obviously tons of people watch it.
It's always high up in the Netflix count.
But this was another one that kind of like popped up.
I had no idea a new season was out.
It's so like cheesy but keeps me captivated all at the same time, you know.
I'm like, what are these ladies going to do?
Is Helen going to end up with Ryan or the other guy?
I like the other guy so much more.
Is Donna Sue?
Fuck, I forget what her name is.
Something Sue.
Donna Sue?
I think it's Donna Sue.
They got all this money now.
What are they going to do with it?
It's just like very, at its core, like simple, small town drama, but done in a very good way, I think.
So I enjoy it.
I'm going to give it a.
Sue me.
Sue me.
I'm going to give it a B.
I've only watched two episodes, but I'm excited to see what happens.
You know, are the moms finally going to get along so these high school kids going to have their relationship?
Their moms hate each other.
They're forbidden to date each other.
That's the kind of level we're at, you know, where it's like very simple.
But watch that.
Give it a, what I just say, B?
Yeah.
I'm caught up on Real Housewives of New York.
Oh, I'm not.
Good reminder.
Thank you.
I will give that.
I will also give that a B.
Very much enjoying it.
I'm locked into getting to know these ladies.
Perfect example of like judging a book by its cover.
You know, I think Bryn was a character that everyone immediately was like,
oh, she's going to be annoying.
But we learned a lot more about her background on these last couple episodes.
Quite a life she's lived.
And just hearing more of her story is fascinating.
and honestly probably explains a lot of why she acts the way she acts to,
which is just interesting.
I'm invested.
I think there's one.
Why am I forgetting her name?
Just, Jacelle?
Jessel.
Yes, I think that's her.
Now, she is maybe just annoying.
I don't know.
I feel bad because everyone feels that way.
And, like, I think everybody feels like she's trying to.
hard. Like it's like, oh my God, I'm on the real house as
of New York and now I need to like put on a show. She was gifted
this lingerie. Everyone was gifted lingerie. She got something that she
really didn't like. She didn't shut up how much she hated it the whole night. It was
like so rude. And even honestly it was a crazy quote. Even her
she hasn't had sex with her husband in a year. That's not good. Since she,
they had kids. And but her husband, they just having a
a conversation with her husband and her husband was like, you do come off like the wrong way,
like all the time.
Not good.
It was just like a crazy thing to say to just be like, yeah, you know, I kind of don't blame
the ladies because you are, you do like, you are kind of an asshole sometimes.
Not something you want to hear from your husband.
No, kind of wild thing for him to say straight to her face.
But I am, I'm totally enjoying it.
I watched the first episode of.
Hard Knocks, which I have not watched in a while, but it's the Jets.
And Joe's a big Jets fan, he's very nervous about this season.
Very nervous. A lot of hype behind the team.
He's very nervous.
You know, I don't know.
It's a Jets.
The sake of my fiancé, I will, I'm rooting for him, you know?
I hope that they do well.
So we watched the first episode of Hard Knocks came out, and it reminded me how much I do really
love Hard Knocks.
I think it's a great show, great production.
it sucks because they were kind of,
they touched on it a little bit in the episode,
and I feel that way about quarterback also,
which I still have not finished,
but the players really don't want to do these shows, a lot of them,
because they think it's like a big distraction.
Like I was reading that they're having a really hard time casting
the second season of quarterback because none of the guys want to do it.
If I was a coach, I'd be like, no.
Yeah, it seems like it only is a distraction.
Yeah, I don't know.
So obviously the Jets are doing hard knocks,
and it's a big,
thing because
a lot of these last few seasons it feels like
they've really picked teams that don't have the big name guys
but Aaron Rogers is as big as it gets right
so having him be a part of it is huge and I'm talking about it and
well the Jets pick before he does he does just I don't know he does seem like a cool
guy Aaron Rogers is on the Jets like I wonder if it was no I don't think so so I don't
know but I doubt it so I'm going to give that I'm going to give that first episode
of B plus really like
It laughed. It was entertaining. I love, I do enjoy hard knocks. Um, and I think that, I think that is everything.
Trying to think if, oh, no, it's not. Started the third season of Reeous Gemstones with Joe.
Also forgot about that. One of the funnier shows always makes me laugh. I watched the first two
episodes, three episodes, first three episodes of season three. Very funny. Very funny.
I always enjoy it.
That's like a that's an A minus show for me.
It's always funny.
It's really, really good.
And it's one of those shows that everyone talks about in a way that they're like this show is so underrated.
And that's like the commentary about this show is that it's so underrated.
And it really is.
It's very funny.
Absolutely think it's hilarious.
Now that is everything I've watched.
Okay.
I don't have that much.
Sure.
No, I really don't.
I just have once.
strong recommendation.
Oh.
Full circle.
No.
Did hijack end?
Hijack didn't.
Wait, did I talk about that?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
I talked about this now.
Okay.
I watched one episode of this new show, This Fool, which is on Hulu.
Okay.
Getting great, it has 100% of Rot Tomatoes.
But it's like a common.
Just one episode?
I only watched one, but the whole, there's two seasons out.
So I don't know.
The new season just came out.
I guess I just missed the first season when that came out.
But the only person that you would know in it, I think.
is Michael Imperioly.
Oh, yeah.
I saw that.
I saw a promo for that.
Yeah.
It's funny.
It's definitely funny.
I just only watched one episode.
But I'll give it a B-minus.
Like, I enjoyed it.
I didn't love it.
Okay.
But maybe it'll get better.
I did watch a ton of suits.
Suits has become my show that I just kind of like put like any...
Instead of putting a shitty movie on in the background, you're putting on suits.
Like suits.
Wow.
We freed up some time.
Yeah.
Thank God.
I'm on episode nine of season two, right?
now and yeah i so you'll get to the finale of season two soon yeah and maybe actually
maybe there's yeah there's like some i don't know it's like some episodes i'm very invested and then
some i'm like uh like i don't it goes back and forth like sometimes my attention is like it's all i
want to see and then i'm like how long is megan markel on it a lot of season eight i was gonna say
oh really almost the whole thing oh shit just the last two seasons she's not on but yeah i'll
give that a b again like it's just a solid show and yeah entertaining all right this is the
last one that I have, but I want everyone to watch.
This is the big one's attention.
I was telling Sarah and Gia earlier about it.
It's called Chimp Empire, and it's on Netflix.
It's four episodes.
I've watched three.
It is insane.
Is it about monkeys?
It's about chimpanzees.
So they're in the...
Wait, did you say, did you say chimp monks?
Did you actually just say chimp monks?
Yes.
No, I didn't.
And he said
Chimpunk
Imagining a show
about
Chimpmunk Empire
From my eyes
My brain
When immediately
Chimpunk
Chimpmunks
That's crazy
You just flip the M
and the P there
You know
Chipmunk
Chimp
Chimp
Oh I didn't hear
You said
Chimp
Chimp
Empire
Okay
I thought you said
Chip Empire
So that was just
That was just
A mishealing.
Oh, sure, sure.
No, it was.
I thought you said chip empire.
And I was like, is this a show about chipmunks?
Because I'm in.
You know who fucking loves monkeys, though?
Marty.
Trust me.
You don't even have to.
He loves anything having to do with, like, monkeys and chimpanzees.
Oh, I mean, chips and chips.
But anyways.
It sounds like.
Are chipmunks real?
What?
Okay.
Thank God.
What?
Chimunks are an animal.
Okay, thank God.
I thought by the reaction that I...
No, it's just like...
In what world am I like, you guys have to watch this?
Like, empire.
Like, yeah, empire?
No, it's just more that like people would be out here calling chipmunks chimps.
I just, I heard chip.
Oh, look, that's a cute chip.
I hear chip.
Oh, God, I do love chipmunks, though.
I honestly pictured a bunch of evil chipmunks.
Yeah.
Chipracks?
I pictured like evil chipmunks taking over.
Okay, anyway.
Sorry to interrupt your huge adjustment.
Yes, and he wanted to be so serious about this.
Yeah, he's like, he's like, can we get back to the Chimp Empire?
Sorry, go ahead.
I'm actually very interesting.
It's four episodes, and I've watched three.
It's set in a jungle in Uganda where there's like so many monkeys, chimpanzees.
They follow, like, this one...
Family?
Tribe, I guess you call it?
Like, like, like, yeah, so there's different, like, so different, uh, sections in the jungle, like are owned by different groups and chimpanzees like, don't fuck with each other.
Like, if you're not in their group.
So, but they need, like, I'm trying to describe it in a way like, it's basically like a reality show.
We're like, but like you know, because they name.
I mean, chimpanzees are literally, I am.
They name everyone.
They might as well be humans.
I am like, like, it's crazy.
I promise you, I am watching this tonight.
Like, there is no doubt of my mind.
we are banging out four episodes tonight.
Like each chip,
I'm fucking saying chipmunk,
man.
So each chipmunk.
Each champion has a,
like,
they give them a name.
And like,
I have my favorites.
Like,
I'm like,
I really like this one.
I feel bad for this one.
Oh my goodness.
And like,
it's very like,
it feels fake because first of all,
I don't understand,
like I tried to research,
like how did they film?
Because it's so close.
It feels like a,
of a fake,
movie like you're in it and i guess that they just like don't care about humans being there
or they're just used to it they just are so in it what if they set up cameras no trust me they're
they're i saw behind the scenes they're like there's actual humans carrying cameras
cameras yes there's like uh like full on like wars going on like monkeys like beating the shit out
like killing each other like it's on netflix it's on netflix and they're like it's not good
is it new or it's came out in 2020 it's it's
narrated by, so the whole thing is narrated by Mahersha, Mahershala Ali.
Yes.
And it's like very, his voice is so calming.
He's got a great voice.
And like, so it's, his, his voice is the only voice you hear the entire.
So he's just narrating what you see.
And, like, so, so, like, episode one, you follow, like, this one tribe.
You know what I really did?
I, I feel like I saw this as a top show on Netflix for a while.
It has 100% around it.
It's incredible.
Like, not necessarily recently, but maybe in the last, like, month or so ago.
and being like, what is this?
I am watching this tonight.
The baby chimpanzees are so cute.
I cannot.
I'm in.
I'm sold.
It's only four.
I have one left.
I literally like the past two nights
like,
would just like smoke and walk.
And I'm like,
this is insane.
I cannot believe,
just from a production standpoint alone,
it's like how did they do this?
Yeah.
I can't wait.
You get really invested.
Like, I don't want to spoil things,
but some of it's sad.
Yeah.
All right.
Don't spoil.
won't spoil, but, uh...
Bless you.
Yeah. No, it's, it's incredible.
All right.
Chitbunk Empire.
Chimunk Empire.
Tune in.
I'm actually, I'll get that an A plus.
I'm sold on that.
Yeah.
I'm definitely going to tune into that.
Sounds good.
All right.
All right. Those are the things we watched this week.
All right, that wraps up.
Today's episode of Chicks in the Office.
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