Chicks in the Office - Taylor Swift & Katy Perry's Feud Is OVER (ft. Alexandra Shipp)
Episode Date: June 13, 2019CITO Merch: (http://bit.ly/citomerch). We talk the behind the scenes of interviewing 'The Hills' cast (1:33-7:45). Taylor Swift & Katy Perry end their feud with cookies (10:50-16:24). Justin Biebe...r challenged Tom Cruise to fight him in the octagon (18:15-27:02). Chris Pratt & Katherine Schwarzenegger are now married (27:24-36:12). Update on the Katy Perry nun drama (39:28-49:10). Lil Xan pulled a gun out at a gas station (49:33-56:32). Miley Cyrus & Liam Hemsworth celebrate their 10 year anniversary + we might be getting matching tattoos now (57:05-1:07:36). 'The Bachelorette' week 5 recap (1:09:43-1:53:10). Interview with Alexandra Shipp – talking her new movies 'Dark Phoenix' & 'Shaft,' her friendship with Sophie Turner and what living together was like, working with Samuel L. Jackson + more! (1:53:57-2:19:17). Follow us on Instagram @chicksintheoffice and on Twitter @chicksintheoff + subscribe to our Snapchat show: (http://bit.ly/thegroupchat).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/chicks-in-the-office
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This is state of America.
What's up, everyone?
It's Chicks in the Office with Ria and Fran.
We're giving you that Friday energy on a Thursday.
And let me tell you, I am filled with it.
I am filled with Friday energy today because I'm wearing my favorite shirt ever that I just got.
Your favorite shirt ever that you just got?
I just got it and it's my favorite shirt ever now.
I don't want no free ads.
I don't want to get free ads.
But this place should really sponsor me at this point.
I'm not going to lie.
I mean, now you just got to say where it's from.
No.
I mean, you could talk about where you got your clothes from.
No, because they need to sponsor me.
So this would help.
But what I think helps is when I post a picture on Instagram and then people comment
where do you get it from and then I reply to their comments,
subtly being like, this is where I got it from.
So if you already did that, then you can say it on here?
Sure.
I got it at Forever 21.
Okay.
Because honestly, like we talked about on this podcast before with Blake Lively and Forever 21.
Yeah.
Great fines online.
You do have one sleeve that's inside out, though.
Sorry.
I fixed it.
They have great fines online.
I mean, everything is a gem, especially this shirt.
It's so colorful and fun.
It's like, it reminds me of Rainbow Sherbert.
You know, a lot of people keep telling me that, and I take that as a compliment.
That's yummy.
Well, I told, well, I've said that.
I also said it looks like about like salsa day.
And it's like, it's very fun, very summer.
Very fun.
That's why I'm filled with Friday energy because of the shirt that I'm wearing.
Also, Fran, because we had the cast of the Hills come in.
Not all of them.
But we had a few members.
We had Brody Jenner.
Yes.
We had Brandon Thomas Lee.
Yes.
We had Misha Barton.
We had Stephanie Pratt.
And they were a blessed.
We also thought that we were getting Justin Bobby.
Yes.
Like Brandon Thomasley was a late edition.
We were, we had no.
idea that he was going to be there.
But I guess that was maybe a move on their part because Brandon really wanted to come to
Barstrel. He likes Barstrel a lot. He was super excited. Stephanie was like he wouldn't shut up about
coming here all day long. Yeah. So if you don't know Brandon Thomas Lee, he is Pam Anderson,
Pamela Anderson, you know who that is. And Tommy Lee, you better know who that is.
Motley crew. Son. That is their son. So my laptop has a Polly D. Stick.
and a Motley Cruz sticker.
Yes.
Brody points out my Polly D sticker and I'm like, yeah, I got Polly Died.
Yeah.
I honestly, when Brandon walked in, I really did not think.
We also like I said, didn't know he was coming.
And truthfully, it didn't cross my mind when I said hello to him.
Like, this is Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee's son.
It didn't even cross my mind.
So the stickers on my laptop and he goes, nice sticker.
And I'm still not thinking about that this is their son.
Truthfully, I forgot.
And I was like, yeah, Montley Cruz.
is my favorite. It's just so casually. So casual. Like this. Yeah. I really thought that I've seen your
parents have sex. I was dying. I was laughing in my heads like so much because I really thought you were
you were going to be like, yeah, like really like your dad. Yeah, I, but I didn't even think about it.
In that second, I genuinely was just like, yeah, my favorite friend goes, yeah, she's seen the dirt
50 times. We're talking about that. We talked about the movie and the book. And he sounded like Tommy
Lee because I was like yeah he's like you read the book the book is gnarly as fuck something
Tommy Lee would say yeah definitely he um he's a new cast member of the hills so obviously he's being
introduced as a new member he's super young he's younger than I am he's 23 so and like just turned 23
yeah but he's smack in the middle of us yeah yeah but they were all so great so wonderful
Brandon was so happy to be here which was so nice Stephanie looks amazing Stephanie
looks amazing. She really does.
She did. And it was just, it was very
interesting to meet Misha Barton
in the flesh. You'll have to hear the whole
interview. We can't play it. Very interesting.
We can't play it until until next week
because the Hills doesn't premiere till the 24th.
So it won't be out till
Monday's podcast. But that's
okay. Because
because it's really worth the wait. And honestly
I can't even call it an interview. It wasn't an
interview. It was like a sit and chat. Yeah, we
we shot the shit with the Hills cast. That's
what it was. We really deny interview.
They kind of interviewed each other.
Brody Jenner.
They're hard to get a word in.
Brody Jenner is a gem.
Such a gem.
And I told, I think I said on this podcast, we had to get pictures with them.
What do we do?
Afterwards, we took a group shot.
And then Brandon and Brody both asked for individual pictures, which, who, because I
didn't want to have to ask.
Let me tell you.
We went in for one group shot.
And Brody, just the way.
Brandon was already next to me.
Brandon was already next to you.
And Ria had.
literally said to me before they got here that if I was the one next to Brody in the group
picture, she would be so pissed at me.
So we're setting up for the group photo.
Brandon goes next to Ria because obviously there's like a young Pam Anderson and Tommy
Lee vibe from the both of you.
We're like a knockoff Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee.
You guys needed to sit next to each other, stand next to each other.
And so then Brody comes next to me.
Literally in my head, I was like, oh no.
Which is so funny.
was fine with it though because because we had taken pictures before that and I kind of knew we were
going to take more pictures after and before that I had gotten a video with just them before.
So I, you know, I eased up, you know, you had your chance and looking at it, it worked out
the best because you're right. A knockoff Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee. Now I have that picture.
Exactly. Like you the side by side, I want to like a pick stitch something together to really
to really get the point of grass. It could be also.
Or like Heather Locklear.
Yeah, you kind of have a little bit more Heather Locklear vibes.
Yeah.
But either way, still amazing.
Brody Jenner followed us on Instagram.
I'm just going to say that.
Yeah, he did.
That was pretty cool.
He's probably like the coolest follower we have.
Yeah, he followed us both individually and ticks in the office and commented on our video.
We're just throwing out there.
Yeah, we're just for new pals.
And then he put on his story, let's get them on the show.
No big deal.
So, you know, the hills if you want to cast us, we're open.
Yes.
For maybe some guest spots.
Guest spots.
If they want to film our daily lives.
as we work in bar still chicks in the office that would be fun that would be fantastic it did
yeah honestly i said hey if you guys need this footage for the show take it is your microphone on
noa yes i was just going to say i can't hear you in my headphones Noah made a comment but i don't think
anybody could we'll be able to even hear that because so just said it into his microphone that's
not on. He's not tapping it. It's not on. No, I'll just say what Noah said. Noah said it was like
we were just hanging, hanging around. Like we were all, you know, part of the cast. At dinner.
Yeah. Yeah. I felt the same way. It felt natural. It felt like we fit right in. So who knows.
It was a great day, though. A great day. I'm very excited for everybody to listen to the interview.
Brody's hair is a sight to behold. It really is. We're gassing up the cast a lot right now.
But they were just so great. They were really great. Misha Barton and I have the
same phone case.
Yeah.
That was a fun moment.
My mic works out.
Oh, there you go.
Okay.
What were your thoughts
about the Hills cast?
Now that,
well, do I'm going to say
what I just said?
I mean, I thought it was
very entertaining.
Yeah, very entertaining.
Definitely.
So that'll be next week.
I like my first comment better.
Yeah, that's okay. I just, I reiterated what you
said since you didn't turn to my content.
Yeah.
Perfect.
Perfect.
So excited for you guys to hear that.
We also have a great
interview on today's podcast.
I don't want to overshadow the fact that
Alexander's ship is on today's
episode. So good. Sneaky, one of my favorite interviews we've ever done. I agree. She was hilarious.
Funny the entire time. She just brings her own personality to it. And that's why I loved her interview.
Because you really felt like she wasn't just doing like any old interview. Like she truly was herself.
She talks a lot about Sophie Turner. Yes. She plays Storm. She plays Storm in the new X-Men movie.
And she played in the last one. She plays it in this one. So obviously she and Sophie Turner are very close.
but she was just really talking about life, fame, getting famous, watching movies, working with all these crazy famous people now.
And she was really, really cool.
She was very cool, Fran.
We've had some great interviews, and we have more great interviews coming up.
I don't want to tell you guys because I want you guys to wait and see because we got some good ones.
We do.
But, friend, let's get into today's show.
Let's do that, Ria.
You know, we...
I'm feeling like we went on the comments by celebs podcast this week, which, by the way, go listen.
If you haven't listened to it.
Was there a Kardashian episode?
It was great.
But Julie and Emma, who hosts their show, are so funny because they're so respectful of each other that Ria and I actually started laughing in the middle of our conversation.
Because I think, I don't know which one had said it.
Julie said something.
And Emma was like, wow, can I please add to that?
And Julie was like, yes, please do.
And Rhea and I just looked at each other.
And we were like, never in a million years would I be like, oh my God, Ria.
you're so right can I actually add to your point I would just say fuck you Fran shut up
if you were like you know oh my god yes please do like it was just so we say that as a joke
it was so cute yeah it was very cute and they were and they talked to they talked to each other like
that in real life because they are just right such sweet people if you hear me and Fran talk like
that to each other it's because we're being sarcastic or we're joking if we're going back may I add
to that it's we're completely joking that was their genuine selves so so so cute but friend now we're
Here, may I get into the topics?
Oh my God, please.
Thank you very much.
All right, let's start off.
We got Bieber and Tom Cruise.
Justin Bieber challenges Tom Cruise to a fight.
Chris Pratt got married the second time.
Catherine Schwarzenegger.
Katie Perry and the nuns.
Apparently she's got blood on our hands.
Little Zan pulls out a gun on somebody over an argument about Tupac.
Miley and Liam's 10-year anniversary.
Plus, we talk about getting matching tattoos, potentially.
Katie Perry and Taylor Swift are now friends again.
and The Bachelorette recap, plus our interview with Alexander Shipp.
So let's get into it, starting off with Katie Perry and Taylor Swift.
It looks like Taylor Swift and Katie Perry are now friends.
I don't know.
I'm very confused.
Katie Perry posted a picture of cookies with writing on the top.
What did it say on the top again?
Peace at last.
Peace at last on the top in red icing cookies.
Taylor Swift comments with a bunch of hearts.
So what I take from that is finally there's peace between the two.
Somebody baked somebody cookies.
My guess is that Katie Perry bake these cookies.
Right.
So this is a thing because there are people out there on the internet that are phenomenal sleuthers.
Right.
And I just take credit for their sleuthing.
So this BuzzFeed post by Ryan Shockett.
in-depth analysis of this post.
The cookies, the piece at last,
the location being let's be friends.
What we or, you know, the naked eye might initially,
might not initially see is the fact that apparently
these are Taylor Swift's countertops.
Okay.
Because there are pictures of Taylor Swift's countertop out there.
They're thinking that this is Taylor Swift's countertop,
which means that maybe they made these cookies to,
They were hanging out.
It was a joint effort.
I was going to say, do you think they baked them together or do you think Katie Perry showed up with them?
Right.
They must be.
I think they probably baked them together would be my guess.
Now, if you look even closer, there's like a lazy Susan on the countertop.
And there's a snake figurine, you know, Taylor Swift, snakes, the whole thing.
And then they said the Palo Santo, which is like a wood to clean negative energy, stuff like that.
So maybe they burn that sitting together negative energy.
People are really good at figuring this out.
It's crazy.
It's crazy that people really notice this.
So obviously Taylor liked the picture.
She commented on it.
Katie had wrote, Feels Good with an orange heart.
And then they said that Taylor recently used an orange heart emoji, which based on her newest single.
seems to be the color of Katie's new era, whatever that means.
I think maybe, I don't know, I would like to think maybe a song is in the works,
but is that too soon for friendship?
You know, because right now they're testing the waters.
I feel, you know, it's peace at last, but is it piece at last?
You know, you're testing the friendship out.
You don't know if you could fully trust them yet.
You'll see what happens.
Totally.
This person came to the conclusion that there was 21 cookies on the plate.
Oh, here we go again with all the signs and signals.
And obviously Twitter freaking out 21 cookies.
Could it be possible?
No, no, I'm not believing.
Could it be possible that Taylor Swift and Katie Perry are releasing a single on June 21st called Let's Be Friends because that was a location on the Instagram post.
No.
No.
You're saying no, it's just not possible.
I refuse to believe these stupid hints at this point because every time I get my hopes up, I get let down.
Because every time they say, oh, this equals this.
and this equals that, it's wrong.
People are just making good guesses.
June 21 days.
In your head, you get excited.
But maybe they just bake 21 cookies.
Maybe that's it.
Maybe that's all that happened is that they just happen to bake 21 cookies.
Yeah.
You never know.
But this is the thing.
I do think there is going to be a collab.
I think that if they're smart and they know what they're doing,
which they are clearly.
to very big singers.
They're both putting out
like new music right now.
So it just seems like if they're going to promo
or tease something on Twitter like this
of like, oh, they're friends now,
I just feel like something else is good.
Right.
I think it makes sense.
Definitely does.
And I mean, they're smart women.
Taylor Swift and Katie Perry collab would be crazy.
And people would want to hear that.
If the song is good and not like SpongeBob F is for friends,
if that does.
If that happens.
I'm going to be pissed off like I was with me.
Right.
I'm going to need a pop jam, an anthem.
Teenage Dream?
Fantastic song.
I did like Katie's new single.
You did.
So maybe it'll be somewhere in that area.
I don't know.
But it's crazy.
It's crazy that they're in this place.
I think it's great.
Good for them, you know,
the back and forth,
people pitting them against each other.
It kind of makes me.
Everybody digging into everything they did
looking for insult.
for the other person.
It makes me want to open up to Katie Perry a little bit.
You know, maybe I don't hate you that much.
Maybe I could see the other side as well.
Maybe.
Maybe one day.
But for right now,
when stories come out with crazy shit with nuns
and all we'll talk about that,
you never know what's going to happen.
However, I've always said,
it's just recently that her music hasn't really done it for me.
But this new song, I've really liked it.
Obviously, the old stuff all bangs.
So, yeah, the way to really win back our hearts
would be an absolute
killer music.
A banger of a song
between Taylor and Katie.
100%.
I feel like that is the path
that we're getting on,
whether it is a song about their friendship
or nothing at all.
And this is just,
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and maybe something's coming.
And some cookies.
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what happened with Justin Bieber tweeting about Tom Cruise. He challenged Tom Cruise to a trip to
to the octagon. Out of nowhere. Yeah. Just out of nowhere. Just absolutely out of nowhere. He said,
I want to challenge Tom Cruise to fight in the octagon. Tom, Tom, if you don't take this fight,
you're scared and you will never live it down.
Who is willing to put on the fight at Dana White?
So, and then, and then, Connor McGregor, like, retweeted it, I believe, and said that he would put
on the fight.
Like, it was just, didn't make really any, any sense whatsoever.
He, so, if he, if he, uh, Connor McGregor offered to host it.
So it's an interesting, I don't know, interesting dynamic.
It's an interesting dynamic.
But from what I get from this is, this came out of nowhere.
There was no reason as to why Justin Bieber wanted to challenge Tom Cruise.
You brought up a good point this morning when we were filming the group chat.
You said it might be about the churches.
It might be Hillsong versus Scientology.
Who knows?
That was my first thought.
And I would have loved that.
Because when I first saw the tweet, I was like, oh my God, is there some sort of
Justin Bieber Tom Cruise beef that I've been sleeping on?
for how do I not know about this?
So I googled Justin Bieber and Tom Cruise.
And the only thing really that came up were articles from tabloids in like 2017
that were like, is Justin Bieber the new Tom Cruise of his church?
Like saying that like Justin Bieber is the Tom Cruise of Hillsong?
Just like Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise for Scientology.
So it very bizarre.
So I was like, wow, maybe this has something to do with it.
I don't know.
Then Connor McGregor gets involved, says, does crews have the sprouts to fight like he does in the movies?
Stay tuned to find out.
It all seemed like it was led up to something.
But also, did you see that Celebrity Death Match is coming back to TV?
And this is when I got disappointed.
Because I am thrilled if Celebrity DeathMath is coming back to TV.
Definitely is.
Well, it's coming back to MTV.
MTV.
I don't know if it's going to be on TV.
Whatever.
I'm very excited for that.
But Justin Bieber just tweeting this out of nowhere.
Like, is this the best way for that to be a promo?
Like, I'm confused.
Like, would MTV get Justin Bieber to tweet something like that at Tom Cruise randomly?
Because I don't know if Justin Bieber would just randomly do that unless MTV paid Justin Bieber.
A lot of money to just challenge Tom Cruise out in the open.
The only thing that I am hesitant on believing that it's forced.
Celebrity Death Match is that Tom Cruise didn't respond.
Yeah.
So if it was promo, I think Tom Cruise would know, now I have to respond.
Like, we'll go back and forth to do a little promo here.
Right.
Justin Bieber just did this out of nowhere.
So it really could just be Justin Bieber sitting in his house like, I want to fight Tom Cruise.
Yeah.
And I don't know.
Why Tom Cruise?
I have no idea.
Tom Cruise is so much older than him.
Like, why Tom Cruise?
Maybe Tom Cruise has said some things about Justin Bieber.
I don't know.
I mean, I feel like we would find that out by now.
like behind closed doors.
Maybe there's some feud.
And like I said, it could be a church thing.
It could be a church thing.
That is the most likely situation here is that Justin Bieber is so pissed that Tom Cruise is such a huge Scientologist that Justin Bieber wants to take down Scientology and fight Tom Cruise.
Right.
Now, maybe Tom Cruise has been saying stuff in the church community about Justin Bieber.
Who knows?
We don't know.
We don't know.
But do you think Tom Cruise or Justin Bieber wins here?
Tom Cruise, and I don't really think it's close.
You don't really think it's close.
So obviously I would go with Tom Cruise just because he does all of his stunts.
He's much older.
He knows what he's doing, I think.
But then part of me wants to pull for Bieber here because I just, you know,
Bieber's in shape.
I don't know.
He does the boxing classes.
If they were actually, I think he is a partial owner of Rumble.
Yeah, he is a partial owner of Rumble.
Or investor or something.
Boxing, like maybe he does have some juice, but Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise.
Yeah, it's one of those things where it's like, then you start really worrying about logistics of this fake fight.
Like, does how long do they have to prepare?
What kind of trainer does Justin Bieber have?
Like, is Connor McGregor training Justin Bieber?
Because then I don't know.
Like, he's very young.
He can learn very quick.
But Tom Cruise has all the experience.
He's been doing his own stuntsy, you know, Mission Impossible, everything for years and years and years.
The man's hanging off the side of airplanes and midair and stuff like that.
Like it's just like, I don't have to go against that.
But who knows?
And like we said, celebrity death match.
But the last thing we heard about celebrity death match, I think, is it was confirmed
in December that by the Hollywood reporter that MTV Studios was trying to shop it around.
So I don't know if it was ever actually purchased.
You know?
Like, Ice Cube was going to be the executive producer.
And they had said it will be shopped to streaming cable and broadcast networks.
Okay.
So then this.
So it might not have even,
it truly might not have even like made it to that next step where it could actually
be coming to TV.
So I guess we take all of that back of what we said in the beginning.
No, it's, no, it could very well be possible.
And I don't, I think people are like a little,
people are obviously very woke to the situation.
thinking that this is a Celebrity Death Match promo,
but that's the last we heard, or at least from my Googling,
that's the last we heard about a possible reboot.
So this could really just be Justin Bieber wanting to fight Tom Cruise.
Yeah, I'm going to go with that at Justin Bieber really just wanting to fight Tom Cruise randomly.
I'm going to go with that because celebrity death match, if it was set in stone,
I would understand the promo.
It's not set in stone at this point.
So I don't think Justin Bieber would be doing promo for it.
Right, unless Justin Bieber is like the host of the show.
Yeah, I really, no way.
I really, hey, you never know.
I really thought just think Justin Bieber was just sitting at his house,
bored and was like, I want to fight Tom Cruise.
Now, I don't know why he wants to fight Tom Cruise,
but that's the question we need to get out,
the answer we need to get out of Justin Bieber.
Why do you want to fight Tom Cruise?
Like, let's, let's egg Justin Bieber on on Twitter.
Like, keep it coming.
You just, you just challenged him to a fight.
What's the next step here?
He said Octagon, so I guess he wants it, like,
Like MMA.
Yeah,
Octagon.
So let's,
Justin Bieber,
give us more info.
You can't just say
I want to fight Tom Cruise
and not tell us why.
Because now we're just sitting here
like,
why does he want to fight Tom Cruise?
Everybody's wondering.
Everybody's talking about it
and we have no information.
I'm just laughing,
thinking about Tom Cruise
in his massive home alone.
Just,
I don't know.
I'm assuming he lives in a massive home.
I don't know.
I mean 100% he's Tom Cruise.
And he's just like,
he gets a text,
maybe or a call from his agent or somebody because I doubt he's looking at this stuff on his own.
I don't even think he has any social media of somebody being like, so Justin Bieber tweeted he wanted
to fight you in the octagon and like, okay. And then Tom Cruise probably just moves on with his day
and says, okay, Justin Bieber. Because Tom Cruise has been in the game for far too long to listen
to Justin Bieber's nonsense. Although Justin Bieber to us is an icon and an icon to the entire world,
Tom Cruise probably like, okay, it's Justin Bieber.
Like, this kid's telling me to fight.
I'm just going to skate on by.
I'm going to ignore this.
I'm just picturing like Carl Lentz in Justin's corner and.
Praying on the side.
He has a cross.
And his fellow celebrity Scientologists in his corner.
It's the Battle of the Churches.
This is what they can call it.
The Battle of the Churches.
I mean, who will come out on top?
Hill Song, Scientology.
I don't know. Are Scientologists even allowed to fight?
I think. I don't know. I don't want to see. This is the thing.
I don't even want to get involved with their church business because both of them kind of scare me.
I mean, one's way scarier than the other. I'll tell you that much. And it's Scientology.
Yeah. I know. I know that. And that's 100%. Yeah.
Fact. Maybe that's why Justin wants to fight him.
Maybe. Maybe he's like, bro, your religion sucks.
Yeah. Let me fight you.
Yeah.
That could be possible
That could very well be the answer to all of this
I wouldn't be surprised at all
Yeah you're right
Chris Pratt and KATHLEEN SUREITAN
Yeah
Second marriage for Chris Pratt
Listen
I don't have
much to say about this. Once again, you're not a Chris Pratt.
I'm not, no, but the thing is, I see, this is the problem, Fran, is that when I say that people
get so mad at me and they're like, Rhea, how could you not like Chris Pratt?
Stick to your guns. If you don't like him. I don't like him. I don't like Chris Pratt. I want
that out there. I don't not like Chris Pratt. I just am not obsessed with Chris Pratt and I don't
have this big love for Chris Pratt that others do. The same with the rock, sue me. Compared to the other
Chris's. Compared to the other Chris's. He's at the bottom. He does.
Which doesn't mean he's, right, which doesn't mean he's like at the bottom of your list of celebrities.
Oh, no, no, no.
It's just, you know, the forefathers of Chris's.
Out of the Chris's.
And also, honestly, I'd actually like to move.
I talked about this before.
I'd like to move Chris Pratt above Chris Pine.
Okay.
I like to demote Chris Pine.
Okay.
Because when you look at the facts.
That's big for Chris Pratt.
It's huge for Chris Pratt.
So I'd go Chris Hemsworth, Chris Evans, Chris Pratt, Chris Pine.
Chris Pine has been demoted because.
of his personality. Wow. Okay. Well, I mean, Chris Pratt thought he got a big win this week and getting married,
but little did he know he was going to get bumped to spot in your Chris list. Yeah. Congrats, Chris.
Congrats on the marriage and being number three on Ria's Chris list. Congrats to you. But I mean,
somebody did point this out to me. They were like Chris Pryne's personality, you know,
we don't see much from him. Great looking guy. Right. But we don't see much out of the personality.
Chris Pratt just shines a little bit more on the personality. Chris Pratt's personal.
he's funny. Funny guy. He moves up the list and, you know, that's my list as of now.
I want that out there. So to the people who thought that I hate Chris Pratt, I don't. He's now number
three on my Chris list. Okay. Love it. That's very exciting. But also exciting. He did get married.
Yes. Catherine looked absolutely gorgeous. They both wore, I believe, custom Georgio Armani,
the both of them. That was her, like, her dress, his tucks.
The one thing that I was a little, they're big on the, they're big on the matching Instagram captions, which I don't love.
Maybe somebody's just posting for them and they post both of the captions.
Yeah, no, I really think that's what it is.
Or if they, they may, oh my goodness, they might just have somebody write it for them.
And then they posted, they're like, because they did the same thing, I think when they posted that they were engaged.
they always kind of have, it's like a, it feels like a press release, you know?
Yeah.
Isn't.
Well, Nick Jonas and Priyanka did the same thing.
Yeah, which I don't like because it's like Instagram feels so personal.
And it's, it really feels like you're connecting with some of these celebrities sometimes with their captions.
You're getting like an inside scoop into their brains.
And when you see like the press release captions, it's like, oh, somebody else probably wrote this with your input or who knows.
but they both wrote
yesterday was the best day of our lives
we became husband and wife in front of God
our families and those we love
it was intimate moving and emotional
we feel so blessed to begin this new chapter
of our lives we are so thankful to our families
and our friends who stood with us
and grateful to Mr. Georgeo Armani
who created a once in a lifetime
dress for Catherine to wear and for me
the perfect suit this morning we feel
nothing but blessed obviously they switched the caption
for Catherine talking about her dress and Chris's suit
Now, of course...
SponCon?
No, no, no, no.
No SponCon.
Of course...
I mean, no Sponcon.
There was no like hashtag ad, hashtag Armani.
This was probably a gift from Armani.
Let's be real.
So, in classic internet fashion, outrage,
because they said it was the best day of our lives.
And then people started dad shaming Chris Pratt
because he does have a son with Anna Farris.
And they were like, best day of your life.
What about what the day your son was born?
Briss.
Yeah.
So people get pissed off when you...
At everything.
People, first of all, get pissed off at everything.
I could say, I love cheese.
And people would be like, fuck you.
You like cheese.
I hate cheese.
No matter what you write on the internet, people get pissed off.
But especially, especially when you have kids and you say the best day of your life was
something else.
People love to parent shame.
People loved a parent shame.
You could have had seriously the best day of your entire life.
You won a million bucks.
You were flying around on a helicopter, whatever it may be.
If you didn't say that your kids being born was the best day of your life, you're a horrible
parent.
That's what the internet says.
It's crazy.
Like, no offense to my kids, but, you know, I'm sure it will be one of the best days of my life
when my kids are born.
But if I have a really great day, like I said, I win a million bucks.
I'm doing this.
I'm doing that.
That might be the best day of my life.
Exactly.
Like, no offense to my future kids, but at some point.
When the Eagles won the Super Bowl, my dad called it.
into radio, Liz had asked him, you know, where does this fall on your top days?
Yeah.
And I'm pretty sure kids came after marrying my mom and the Eagle Super Bowl.
Well, and I...
And then we were like a close...
He was like 2A and 2B.
Yeah.
Well, I think that that makes a ton of sense.
Because first of all, marrying your mom, if he didn't marry your mom, you guys want to be there.
So that takes place over the kids, best day of...
And people just flip it, right?
So it's like, oh, my kids.
And then my wife, people look, oh, you hate...
What about your wife?
If my dad and my mom were like the best day of our lives
We're getting married to each other
I'd be like that's so sweet
I want my parents to say that that's beautiful
But then you get their pissed that you didn't say your kids
You can't win you can't win and it sucks
Because it looked like they had a beautiful day
I think you could have multiple best days of your lives
Totally I think that there are so many days out there are so great
Right I think there's so many days out there are so great
That you say this is the best day my life
And it's like semantics
Like if they said this was one of the best days of our lives
maybe people wouldn't have freaked out so much, but is that one word really?
Like, this was one of the best day?
Like, this was what?
This is the best day of my life.
And then, you know, there's some other best days in my life.
Exactly.
And they, Chris and Catherine looked absolutely gorgeous.
They got married in California.
Rob Lowe.
He's been golfing with Rob Lowe.
He was like in on the whatever happened the nights leading up to the wedding.
I didn't really see a lot of other parks and wreck people there, which kind of made me sad.
But it was, like they said in their captions, intimate affair.
Intimate affair.
So it's probably a very small wedding.
Yeah, I was going to say, I mean, when you say intimate affair, it's, the thing is,
if you invite the whole cast, you've got to invite the whole crew.
Right.
You've got to invite everybody on the show.
Maybe he's all.
I would have maybe liked to see Aubrey Plaza there, but, I mean, yeah, maybe, you know,
maybe she didn't make the cut.
Maybe they're not that close.
Yeah, who knows.
Clearly.
A lot of, Roblo made the cut.
Well, Roblo is Roblo.
I don't think you can disrespect Roblo.
back Roblo like I'm not invite him to your wedding.
Although I love Aubur Clause, so I would hope that you would got invited.
But you know what?
Maybe they couldn't make it.
You never really know.
But if you said you couldn't make it, I just don't believe you.
I think that you would have been there.
And it's true.
He's had so many co-stars in his life.
It's like once you start inviting co-stars, you've got to invite your co-stars from
everything.
From everything.
And you're just trying to have an intimate affair.
Keep it intimate.
Keep your closest ones, I guess.
Insider said that they played John Legends, all of me during the reception.
and then apparently the night ended with
What a Wonderful World.
Is that beautiful?
That is beautiful.
That's nice.
Now where does Anna Ferris lie in all of this?
I don't think she was there.
I mean, she obviously was not there.
But like, oh, God, I'm just thinking about that.
I hope she had like an activity plan for the day.
I just hope that she was doing something fun because, you know, I would go to an island on a boat somewhere.
I would just go drink for the day because social media now.
and there's such a public, public figures.
Obviously, you're going to see all the pictures.
You're going to see all the posts about it.
You just don't want to see that.
Even though she's happy for them and it's okay for them to move on publicly.
But on the inside, it's probably just not fun at all to be seeing that.
I'd be on a boat in Italy drinking my life away.
Not because I'm that sad about it, but just because I want to be distracted.
I feel like that's just the day you get like a freebie.
It's like a freebie day.
Yeah, you don't have to respond to anybody.
The ex-husband's getting remarried.
you can go fuck shit up and you'll be back to work or doing what you need to do the next day.
Yeah, we're two days.
You get like a minimum, a little weekend.
Right.
You get a weekend when your ex-husband gets rematch.
That's only fair.
But I'm sure she's doing just fine because like we said, she's an affair.
She's got nothing to worry about.
Yeah, you're right.
So you want to play with magic.
Boy, you should know what you're falling for.
Baby, do you dare to do this?
Because I'm coming out to like a day.
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We have an update on the Katie Perry and Nunn situation from the last year.
This has been going on for quite some time now.
We haven't heard anything about it until now.
But the nuns are saying that Katie Perry has blood on her hands.
And let me tell you, that does not sound great.
It's just one nun left.
Like I really, I think this is the only woman, Nunn that is still standing from her convent.
And first of all, I don't know what's going to...
This article is on page six.
And for some reason, the thumbnail or video at the top of the article is...
Or maybe it's just minds because it's paused.
But it's a video about Cole Spouse.
So it's the headline reads,
Nunn battling Katie Perry says Singer has blood on her hands,
but it's a picture of Cole Spouse when he was like 12 years old.
That's not coming up for me.
I got to be honest.
I will say, yeah, it's just like a video.
Yeah, yeah, you got Colesbrose in yours.
I have a video.
My, Colesprouse is not coming up online.
But, okay, anyway, there's a lot of layers to this.
This is really like an onion of a story.
Yeah.
We talked about this last March was when this all happened.
It is an onion of a story.
You got to really peel back.
I love that.
This is an onion of a story.
Every time I read this post, I have to go back and read it again.
That's an amazing.
That's an amazing line, though.
Has that been.
said before? I don't know, but it's an onion of a story. That's a great line. Write that down,
Noah. It really is because every time I'm like, is it the nuns versus Katie Perry? Is it the
nuns versus the archdiocese? Is it the nuns versus the Vatican? Is it Katie Perry versus the
Vatican? I don't know. So anyway, sister Rita Callanan, has, she's the one who's talking.
And she says she's had a year from hell and a fight that she says has left her nearly paralyzed,
and without a home.
She told the post, she's 81 years old.
She told the post, I really didn't like Katie Perry.
I'm sure she doesn't like me.
She is the only surviving sister of the order of the most holy and immaculate heart of the
Blessed Virgin Mary.
And this is, it's a little bit past a year.
It was March 9th, 2018, when Sister Callan Ann's best friend, Sister Catherine Rose
Holtzman, Holesman, collapsed and died in the L.A.
courthouse when they were teaming up to fight Katie Perry's legal team.
And the, you know, the rumors was that her last words were Katie Perry, please stop.
So, you know, that was...
We don't need to get into that again.
We don't need to get into this kind of a dark story.
It is, it is.
So Katie Perry had bought the convent in 2015 from the LA Archdiocese 14.5 million dollars in cash.
but the nuns
claim that they
were the only ones that had the rights
to sell the property
because they had pooled their money together
to purchase it in 1972.
They had raised the cash
by letting production teams
like film at the convent.
So they lived there until 2011
when the arched, oh my goodness,
Archdioces apparently kicked them out.
So then the nuns
tried to sell
the convent to this woman
a businesswoman Dana Hollister, 2015.
The Archdiocese said they had no right to do that.
They approved the sale to Katie Perry.
So it was like the nuns tried to sell the convent under the Archdiocese's nose
because they were trying to sell it to Katie Perry,
but the nuns felt that it was their property so that they could make the sale.
But in 2016, a judge said that the nun sale was invalid
and the jury awarded Perry and the Archdiocese's damages totaling more than $15 million.
However, it didn't end there.
Callanan says that the priest who conducted Holtsman's service wouldn't let Calanan
speak.
It was like she's been totally silenced.
And they think that this all is coming from the archdiocese.
So now I'm like, I don't even think Katie Perry has anything to do with this.
This is like the nuns versus the archdiocese.
They said that they had personal files on the nun's computers that the archdiocese wanted to get and possibly destroy because there is correspondence between the nuns and Rome.
Yeah, I mean, there's a lot going on here.
But the one thing that's sticking out to me is that the sister said, the sister, the nun said.
One nun. She's the only living one left.
Katie Perry has blood on her hands.
and the fact that one of the other nuns' last words were
Katie Perry, please stop.
I mean,
well,
she's still really holding on to that story from last year.
And it's crazy because it really hasn't ended.
And it's a wild ride reading it because it's like,
really it seems like a problem within the Catholic Church here.
But like who's in charge and who's moving the convent?
Because this poor sister,
Calanan. Poor sister Callahan. Callanan. Yeah. She lives in a rehab center. She like needs all this
therapy, but she's not getting the money she needs for it. However, Katie Perry out on the
conference. She's not buying it. It's done. I think she's done with it. I think this was obviously
way more problem than it was worth, right? So it says that after all the drum,
the convent is now back on the market for $25 million.
Callan Ann's legal team told the post that Perry no longer wants the property.
Her representatives did not return a request for comments.
However, the L.A. Archdiocese said that while the formal legal option on the property has expired,
the Archdiocese and Ms. Perry continued to be in communication concerning her continued interest in the property.
So Katie Perry, Callan Ann's claiming that Katie Perry's
out on the property, but the archdiocese is saying hold the phone.
The conversations are still happening.
But it is back on sale for $25 million, which is, you know, much substantially more than
Katie Perry tried to buy it for in 2015.
So to make it clear now, where does Katie Perry stand in the situation for everybody
listening?
That is confused on where Katie Perry stands in the situation, including myself.
She does not have the comment.
She does not have the property.
It's not hers.
However, Sister Callan Ann really hates her.
Okay, so Sister Callan Ann really hates her.
And the other sister that passed away saying,
Sister Holtzman, saying Katie Perry, please stop.
She's no longer with us.
She got her last dying wish.
She's no longer with us.
She's no longer with us.
And her last words are Katie Perry, please stop.
She stopped.
So Sister Holtzman, who's no longer with us, got her wish.
Right.
But now this nun still hates Katie Perry.
It's crazy because it was just like everybody in the wrong.
The nuns were trying to sell something that wasn't theirs.
The Archdiocese was trying to sell something that wasn't theirs.
Who knows who even really owned it in the first place?
Did the nuns?
Did they not?
I don't know.
But she said, she admitted it.
She was like, was it legal to try and sell it to this woman, Dana?
No, she was probably not.
But it wasn't legal for Katie Perry to buy it either.
This is the last line.
Despite her failing health,
Cal and Anne said she will stick to her guns.
I intend to fight, but how long I can do that, I don't know.
Oh, my God.
I see the thing with,
the problem that I have with these type of stories
is that I don't want to laugh,
but here I am giggling,
because we got nuns fighting with Katie Perry
saying that there's blood on their hands.
Now there's one nun because of the rest of the sisters are gone.
They passed away.
It's just an insane quote for a nun to be thrown around.
It's an insane quote.
Like Katie Perry is blood on her hands?
Blood on her hands.
She's getting very old school, like Catholic guilt situation here that she's trying to thrust on to Katie Perry, which Katie Perry, I'm pretty sure, is dealt with enough.
Like, as a kid, you know, her parents were very religious.
And so it's like, now she's got a nun coming after her.
It's like your worst nightmare.
Yeah.
So like Katie Perry's whole life is just having the Catholic Church come after her after I kissed a girl.
Now the nuns.
Yeah, it was just, what a disaster.
But Katie Perry is not a part of the situation anymore.
She's just disliked by the nun.
Yeah, I think, you know, Katie Perry wants out on this place at this point, which is so fair.
Plus, they up the price by $10 million.
Yeah, we don't need Katie Perry paying 10 mil for that.
And also, if I was Katie Perry, I would get the hell away from these people.
Bad juju.
It is.
It's also like, what was she going to do?
You knock down the convent and build a house?
Like that, you can't do that.
You're messing with God now.
It's, you know, a whole big thing.
Yeah, the spirits and whatnot.
It's like, uh-uh.
Creep an app all over the place.
No.
You don't want that in your home.
No.
So I would just go anywhere else.
Literally anywhere else, which I'm sure that's what she's doing.
Yeah, definitely.
So that's fine, but Sister Callanan is not recommending Katie Perry go to heaven, that's for sure.
No, she's not.
See, I'm sorry, I don't meet the laugh, but it gets me.
It's so absurd.
It's just so absurd.
It's so absurd.
I can't help but laugh.
I mean, Sister Callanan hates Katie Perry.
Yes.
And that's all there is to it.
That's pretty much all this.
That's it.
That's it.
Ria, we have to talk about a video that has come out of our dear friend Diego.
Yeah.
And he, TMZ broke the news, broke the story.
They got the video.
It seems like Lil Zan got into a dispute with a man at a gas station.
The victim is, I don't know.
He can't even call him a victim, but he's being called a victim because the headline was like Lil Zan could be charged with with a weapon to assault.
I don't even know what the whole what what the whole thing was, but it was it was not good.
Anyway, he got into this fight with this guy.
Apparently, TMZ says, because he gave Lil Zan shit for Lil Zan saying that Tupac's music was boring,
She said last year, it was a, you know, a sound bite that went crazy viral that Lil Zan had said this.
Apparently, that's where the fight started.
And it led to Lil Zan pulling out a gun on this guy in this gas station.
And this guy straight up laughing in his face.
I mean, this video is so absurd.
Because first of all, the context of the video, him being mad that Lil'zan said that Tupac's music is boring.
First of all, why are you getting that mad?
Why is Lil Zan even saying that?
Shut up, Little Zan.
Every time he says to be stupid.
Do something then, dog.
What the fuck you want, bro?
Get the fuck out.
Get out.
That's L'Zan.
You don't see this shit, right?
Look at Little Zan pulling a gun right now.
It's, and it's bad because, like,
and obviously Lul Zan's argument is that he was,
he did this out of self-defense.
They were in argument.
But the guy who is, you know, the victim,
him, we don't know his identity, his name or whatever,
was taunting Lil Zand, no one, clearly,
laughing in his face, he's like, oh, look at Lil Zand,
what are you going to do, shoot me?
Like, the ball's on that guy to just be yelling at it.
I don't care if it's, I don't care who it is who has a gun.
I'm not taunting somebody that has a gun in their hand.
So he full on, he taunts him.
Lil Zan is flinging the gun around.
It's absolutely absurd.
But the thing is, first of all, I don't know if this guy was trying to,
to get Little Zan to shoot him or if he knew he wasn't going to shoot him. And that's why he kept,
he kept dangling, kept egging him on. Second, little Zan, when he's like, I can't even just,
I can't even talk about it without laughing. When he's like, you're a bitch and he's like,
no, you's a bitch. And he's throwing the gun around. I said this on a group chat. I said this
on Chicks in the Office video. I'll say it again here. It is the scene from this is the end with
Jonah Hill. It is the scene. He's like, bang, bang. He's just throwing the gun around.
Outs, you're dead.
And it's like, I don't want to laugh, but at the same time,
it's funny, it's absurd.
It's absurd.
That is real life.
And that's a movie.
Emulating a hilarious comedy with like the top comedic actors.
Right.
In this, yeah.
That's the biggest difference here.
Right.
And we have Lil Zan saying it, an actual real life.
Right.
Yes.
Please.
Bang, bang, bang, you're dead.
How?
How, pow, pow.
Stop.
That was,
This is literally Lil'clock.
I'm sorry.
I'll just kill my...
No, don't do that.
Jesus.
It's just, it's absolutely crazy.
Lil Zam was with a girl.
I don't know if it's the same.
I don't know if they're still together.
His other girlfriend.
What's her name?
Annie?
I think.
Yeah, I think it was Annie.
So I don't know if that was who she was with.
But it was just, it was insane.
He got into his car.
He had one of those Mercedes.
trucks.
What are they called?
I'm looking at you guys in there.
The G-wagon, right?
Are those the Mercedes?
I don't know.
You guys got car people in there?
Just because we're guys, we have to like cars.
No, I think it's a G-wagon.
I don't know.
It's like a, maybe.
Maybe.
Okay, it was a G-wagon, right?
Yeah, it was.
So then he gets into the passenger scene and he's like, oh, look at my car, man.
Look at my car.
Like trying to stun on this guy that he's in a G-wagon.
Look at my car.
You a bitch.
And I just, I think it's just, it's so absurd because I hate him so much.
And he's like one of the worst human beings.
And the fact that we're even talking about him is crazy.
But at the same time, that's why you got to giggle at it a little bit because you're like,
this is happening.
This is real life.
Although little Zan should be the last person with a gun.
Take the gun away from Little Zan.
Immediately.
Immediately.
Immediately.
Immediately.
Immediately.
Immediately.
100% not have a gun.
And then look, there's a, if he is worried about his safety,
I can understand that, higher security,
maybe get somebody that stays with you
who is a professional and knows what he's doing
because I would bet that Lilzanne has absolutely zero idea
how to operate a gun, a handgun.
Like that should, he should just not,
100% not be allowed to have a handgun.
Yeah, no, I mean, obviously not.
Obviously not.
person that he can just drive
like it's just in his car
he probably just keeps it in his car that's
that's how
massive horrible accidents
happen you know it's like it's
crazy that that's okay
and obviously so now it's
this was the headline little zan
under investigation for assault with a deadly
weapon because
of course the guy who I'm going to
keep calling the victim because we don't
know who he is the victim of the
gun flailing
is has a pretty good argument.
Lil Zyan pulled a gun on him in a gas station.
Yeah, you did.
I mean, there's a difference between, you know,
going back and forth with somebody, you're fighting,
and then pulling a gun on them.
Like, they go back and forth, they're fighting.
They're both in the wrong.
And once Lil Zan pulls out a gun,
he's absolutely in the wrong.
He's a famous guy,
and you have to learn to brush some of that stuff off.
And if this fight really did start
because the guy brought up the Tupac,
story.
Yeah, I don't know how much about it.
Like, take a deep breath.
But everybody needs to take a chill pill there.
Take a deep breath, get into your car and drive away.
Yeah.
It's like, it's absolutely crazy that that is where it escalated to.
And the video is absolutely absurd.
And somebody's, Diego's got to figure it out.
Diego has to get it together.
The girlfriend that's still with him, you got to get it together.
I don't know what you're doing.
You're definitely better than Little Zan.
I could say that much.
Right.
Somebody's got to get him to not have a gun.
No.
It just, it absolutely.
It's actually pretty scary.
Yeah, it is.
Little Zand, just run around with a gun.
It's very, I would say, very scary.
And very exciting anniversary news, 10 years, Miley and Liam.
I wish that we could just play the last song soundtrack right now just to honor their 10 years together.
Myly's throat.
I thought it was 10 years last year, but.
And Miley says they met June 2009.
June 2009.
That's beautiful.
So she's posting some Instagram stories.
She's making sure that everybody knows that she and Liam are happy.
They're in love.
She wrote happy 10 year anniversary,
My Love, with a screenshot of like whatever some tabloid or something that had said,
Myly Cyrus, Liam Hems were split rumors.
So she wrote happy 10 year anniversary, my love.
good to see everyone is as dumb as they were in 2009 some things never change and i hope the way you feel
about me is one of them yours truly oh it's just so beautiful the pictures of them together
i don't want to whisper sing the words that's pretty bad hand up i could play the beginning of just on the
piano congratulations thank you this is just an honor of them i'm just staring at this photo
of Miley and Liam kissing in the ocean filming the last song as that song played.
That was a beautiful moment.
See, that's when Nick Jonas knew it was over.
Nick Jonas showed up to the set of the last song.
He saw what Miley and Liam had going on and he said, I'm out.
And honestly, I can't blame Miley because, Fran, I know Nick is your boy.
Liam.
No, I mean, day one, Liam fan.
It's hard to deny that.
Miley gets on set for the last song.
She's heartbroken over Nick Jonas.
Still.
She's still hung up on Nick.
Jonas. But then she meets the love of her life, Liam Hemsworth. And that solves all of her
problems. And I think Liam Hemsworth would solve everybody's problems when they meet him. Probably.
I think you meet Liam Hemsworth and all of a sudden, you're just okay in the world. You're completely
fine. I can't, I can't believe it's been 10 years. So I posted a picture when we watched,
when I watched Chasing Happiness, the George Brothers documentary. And it's like a picture of me
crying, hiding my face behind a
George Brothers t-shirt.
In reality, that, like, people were,
people thought that that picture was a current photo,
that I thought was like a real photo of me watching the documentary.
I wouldn't be surprised.
I wouldn't have either, but it wasn't.
It was actually from 2010.
And my friend took that picture of me
after a night of watching the last song in her basement.
And that's just like after watching the last song
and bawling my eyes out.
I need to watch the last song now.
Now that we're talking about this, I think in honor of Miley and Liam,
oh, no, The Bachelorette's on.
I was going to say in honor of them tonight,
I would watch the last song, but I'm going to have to push it back.
I mean, like, sometimes I feel like they're talking about us,
or maybe just the Instagram algorithm,
they know what we're talking about.
Comments by celebs, which I have now been tagged in this Instagram by pizza slime
a billion times of this girl who's got like a Jonas Brothers tramp stamp.
And it's a, I mean, it's not even a tram stamp.
It's a giant lower back tattoo.
Like a giant lower back tattoo of the Jones brothers and the J.B. logo and stuff.
So, so the account posted it, pizza slime with the caption, Who is she?
All caps.
Miley commented, she is MC.
And then Joe commented, no joke, I took this photo.
Wow.
Do you wish that was you?
Absolutely not.
That's a horrendous tattoo.
It is a pretty bad tattoo.
I actually had a lot of people tagging me, just me writing at Fran.
But they weren't tagging your full name.
They were just like, this is Fran.
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean...
Would you get a Jonas Brothers tattoo?
I'm not going to lie the first time when I saw this picture, I was like, maybe I would.
But this is the thing.
If I did, I would just get like a J.B., right?
Which I can't do because that's my brother's name.
Like, I can't do that.
That's so weird.
Like, my brother is, like, my brother is J.
Right.
It's the same thing with Justin Bieber.
Joe's brothers. I don't know if that's a weird thing. Everything I like is J.B.
This is kind of similar, not really. My brother's girlfriend has the same initials as me.
Yeah. So they were saying when they get married, if he initials her name, he's initialing my name and my dad's name.
Yeah. You know? Right. So you have that problem. If you get J.B, it really does look like your brother because they only call your brother J.B. Exactly. Like it's not, it's not like it's his initials. It's literally J.B. Yeah. Yeah. It's his first. It's his first.
First name.
Yeah. So, yeah, that's, that's a no go. No fly zone. I can't, I can't,
I can't make that one work. Maybe a song, some type of song that you like. Yeah. Yeah, maybe.
Maybe a lyric. Would you ever get a lyric from them? See, that's like too much of a tattoo.
Well, what if it's just too long. Like, if I was ever going to start dabbling in the tattoo game,
I would want like cute small stuff. Like I don't want, right, a Bible screen.
scripture um you know what if we met them and they wrote something out for you that was a tattoo and
you got that tattooed on you like their handwriting if it was one if it was like one word yeah one word
what would be the one word you would get brothers no my god that'd be so weird well no i'm thinking
if it maybe had something to do with the new album maybe it could just be like happiness happiness
that would be happiness begins yeah happiness begins
a nice
Tattoo.
Happiness Begins is definitely
a white girl tattoo
for sure.
That could fit on you
perfectly.
I bet there might be
a lot of people
getting happiness
begins tattoos.
Right.
And that lettering
that they have
would be perfect.
I think my family
would absolutely
shoot me
if I got a Jonas
Brothers lyric tattooed on my body.
I was going to say
like, do you get the
Eagles?
Would be like,
hell no.
I think that
that would just be
non-negotiable.
First of all,
I would not,
I would not get a
Jonas Brothers
tattoo.
Eagles tattoo,
sure.
Yeah, I was going to say, would you get the Eagles over?
My family really talked about it after we won the Super Bowl,
and nobody wanted to pull the trigger.
Yeah, I thought, I actually, I remember that happening.
And I thought that you guys were going to go ahead and go through with it.
Well, my sister and I have always wanted to do something,
and it's tough because she's either at school or, you know,
we're never in the same place long enough to really plan it out and go and do it.
But I think maybe once she graduate, like when she's out of school,
and we're maybe living in the same area,
we'll sit down and figure it out.
Because we've always been down for the idea of sister tattoos.
Yes, sister tattoos are great.
Me and my sister have always, you know,
we actually, me and my sister do have tattoos,
but so does my brother or my cousins.
We all have one.
It's more of like a family tattoo.
It's not just me and my sister.
But me and my sister have gone back and forth
with wanting tattoos,
but I would only get something really small as well.
Exactly.
I have a small tattoo,
but I would only do another small one
because I don't even really want another one in general.
Sometimes I'm like, why did I get a tattoo?
You know, you think that you don't think, you're not going to think that way, and then sometimes you think to yourself, I have a tattoo on me.
You do.
It doesn't hit me often, but sometimes I think, however, damn, I do have a tattoo on me.
However, you were wearing like a gray body suit last week that had like a low back and you could see the tattoo.
I thought it looked really good.
See, those are the times I love my tattoo.
It's wearing where I'm wearing a shirt like that.
I should take a picture up.
I've never posted a picture of my tattoo.
I don't think anybody's seen in my Instagram story.
Yeah, but nobody's really seen it, I don't think.
I did it and I took it down.
I got nervous about it.
Yeah, that was like, I don't know why.
Because, you know, people always, what happened was it's a Sicilian phrase.
So then I have people coming to my DMs like, that's not what this means.
That's not what this means.
And I don't want to deal with that because I know what my grandma said to me.
And I know how she spelled it.
I know what she meant by it.
But then you have so many other people trying to tell you what they mean and it just gets
annoying.
You know, and then you're like, fuck, did I get the wrong thing tattooed on me?
So I took it down.
Yeah, that's fair.
Yeah.
I get that.
Mm-hmm.
But now, if you're saying you kind of sometimes think, like, wow, I have a tattoo on me,
does that stop you from possibly thinking about getting another one?
Well, that's what I said.
I said sometimes I want a second tattoo.
And then other times I'm like, but wait, I already have one.
And I do freak out like, oh, no, I have a tattoo on me.
It really depends what it is.
If you wanted to get a tattoo.
It would be your final decision.
It would be yes.
I would totally get a tattoo with you. That's the thing.
Like I would get a tattoo with you and I'd get one with my sister.
If you guys both said to me, I got appointments, let's go.
I'm going. So I might get two more because I'm going to get one with you and my sister.
I'll have three. Very tiny though, Dad. Don't worry.
Yeah. Don't get scared.
No, I would truly, if we were going to do it, I would do like our little chick.
Just a little chick, somewhere small.
Exactly. And not filled in or anything.
Not filled in, a little outline. You know, we should make that appointment.
because our parents are probably listening right now
and they have no choice but to say yes.
Also, we don't live at home.
I'm also truly all talk, so I could back out of this
as soon as this radio show is.
I would bet so much money that Fran wouldn't get a tattoo.
Fran would back out.
As soon as I made the appointment and put a deposit down,
Fran would get there and say, I can't do this.
I've talked about it so much that I would want to do it
or do what my sister or do it with you.
But you're not allowed to like drink before you do it, right?
Yes, you can.
Can I just get drunk?
I feel like you're told.
you're not supposed to do that.
Yeah, they also say, don't smoke.
You know, don't smoke weed before.
Don't do this before.
Remember if I'm told, like, don't go get a tattoo if you're drunk.
No, you're breaking the rules.
This is a time where I would have to because I actually think I would have to.
Yeah, I mean, you're already getting a tattoo.
Why not just break the rules?
Fair.
You're on the right path with it.
That's fair.
Just go ahead.
Rip the Band-Aid off.
All right, friend, you got me tempted, so we might be getting tattoos.
This is the problem.
We're going to have like a late summer night.
where we're both hammered and we're going to be like, let's go do it.
Yeah.
And we're going to wake up with tattoos.
I mean, I'm happy you said that because now I got the confirmation that when that happens,
I could throw it out there and we'll go.
Oh, amazing.
Yeah, I know you'd like to thank your shit don't stain, but lean a little bit closer
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All right. Let's get into this week's episode of The Bachelorette's recap starting right from the beginning of the show.
All I know is that I was, you know, a little shaking up about it being on Tuesday.
Although it filled the Tuesday night void of TV because I feel like there's not a lot of reality TV on Tuesday nights.
It did, even though I couldn't watch America's Got Talent, but that's okay.
Right.
America's Got Talent was the one that I was going with because of no reality TV.
But Bachelor right was on.
I'm getting nervous towards the end of the season here.
Not towards the end, but towards the middle of the season here.
Yeah.
I feel like we're running out of season.
steam and something's got to pick it up type of deal.
I could see where we're coming from just from like a drama standpoint.
Right.
As such a major fan of the show, I absolutely love it because I love all these guys.
And if it ended with just like the dilemma of who she's going to pick out of all these
amazing guys, like that's also entertaining to me.
Right.
You know?
It's actually a nicer story than the past.
It becomes way more like heartbreaking.
Right.
She's just breaking hearts of these really nice guys.
Yeah, that's a good angle to look at it.
Okay, you're giving me a better perspective on it rather than assholes.
Right.
Getting kicked off because they sick.
Right, right, right.
Okay, so let's start from the beginning of the episode, Fran.
You wrote your recap blog, so you started off because like I said, when I was watching the show last night, I dozed off a little bit.
Yeah, I mean, 20 minutes after the show, and you were knocked out.
Oh, I was knocked out, like completely knocked out.
Exactly.
So, we started where we left off.
Luke P.
versus Luke S.
We were about to go into a rose ceremony.
Luke P and Luke S
talk to Hannah on their own.
It's a three-way conversation.
Luke and Luke are just going at it.
They're just talking in circles.
Once again, it's so annoying.
Hannah, they keep showing Hannah's face.
She was so pissed.
She was just like, get me out of this conversation.
She literally just got up and walked away.
She also memed herself.
She did.
You know what I mean?
Because she knew what she was.
making those faces. She's like, this can be great.
It was a great reaction shot.
So she's kind of like, fuck it.
She got up. She walked away.
Called the rose ceremony.
And this is where it got super unfortunate.
Luke S was like, hey, can I get grabby for a second before she started handing out the roses?
They pull it to the, he pulls her to the side.
We don't really see their whole conversation.
They cut away from it.
And they just showed Hannah coming back and being like Luke S is sending himself home.
Kind of weird that we didn't see the conversation.
Yeah, it just seemed like one of those things where Luke S.
knew he was a goner and was just like,
I'm going to break up with you before you break up with me kind of thing.
I respect it.
I feel like we'll see him on Paradise because, you know,
he didn't have a huge role, but he had a little bit.
Right.
But because he did send himself home,
they took another rose away.
Like Chris Harrison came in and grabbed a rose off the platter and just walked away.
Right.
because everybody would have gotten the rose then.
Yeah, well, because, yeah, but if he had stayed for the rose ceremony, like John Paul Jones maybe could have stayed.
Right.
I was shockingly really upset when John Paul Jones got signed home.
I was so sad.
And if you recall, everybody listening, when this season started, I despised John Paul Jones.
I hated him.
I said he was my enemy.
Do you know how bad I feel about saying that?
Because we didn't even know.
I don't really think I'm not usually wrong on these things.
I was so wrong about John Paul Jones.
And honestly, that doesn't sit well with me.
I feel bad about it.
I want to apologize to him.
Who was I to call him crazy and whatnot?
He seems like a good guy.
So I want to take that back about John Paul Jones.
I wish him the best.
I hope we see him on Paradise.
I hope he comes on this show so I could tell him to his face.
John Paul Jones, I'm sorry.
I was wrong about you.
I have a feeling he will definitely.
be on Paradise. I also think they're filming Paradise right now. So some of these guys, it's interesting
because obviously they don't tell you, but you can kind of tell that some are on social media
and active and some are not on social media and active. You know? It is easy to spot it out.
Okay, so that person's probably in paradise and this person's probably not. So fortunately,
John Paul Jones goes home. I believe Mateo also went home. And that kind of sucks.
because we never got the
I donated my sperm
a billion times story.
We didn't know anything about Mateo.
I forgot Mateo was on the show.
Exactly.
And it sucks that we
so we missed that conversation
between him and Hannah.
It never happened.
That was the one I was waiting for.
I know.
Hey, I have 114 kids.
Yeah.
And then Hannah's reaction.
Yep.
ABC, if you're going to keep people around,
know what you're doing with that.
Right.
Have that conversation out there.
So we totally lost that conversation.
Great TV.
They just threw that in the bio
to get that.
the people talking at the beginning and that was it.
Okay, so then the
Mateo John Paul Joe's comes
goes home. Luke P
gives
another dumb-ass
toast. Can we play
the clip, Noah, if you have it?
Yeah, one second. Yes. If you can
go to my wonderfully
thorough Bachelorette recapul-
Yeah, I'm on that right now. It is beautiful.
I tweeted the clip, or I
didn't tweet the clip, somebody else tweeted the clip
and threw that in there
for everybody to hear.
He gave an absurd toast,
which nobody had a reaction to.
But it's mostly for Hannah,
because we're all here for Hannah.
To finding your forever
and having the time of our lives while on the hunt.
She's wrong for you, Mike?
It's like nobody's going to listen to Luke P.
making a speech.
Nobody.
toast and then Mike fake coughed.
Like he like fake coughed on his drink.
And then I don't know if it was Garrett or it sounded like somebody with a southern accent who was like, whoa, too strong for him.
Yeah.
It's just a hilarious sequence.
I'm happy that these guys, like you said in the beginning, they're great nice guys.
I, like I said about John Paul Jones, I judged a little, like I judged a little too soon on a lot of them.
Yeah.
And there's really one enemy and his name is Luke P.
Yeah.
The rest of them are stand-up guys.
I love Mike.
I really love Mike.
We'll get to it with their date.
Yeah.
And you wrote about his smile.
His smile is such a great smile.
So beautiful.
So they're on their way.
They show them getting on the planes.
They're going to Scotland.
Awesome.
Beautiful.
Upgrade.
They're flying over an ocean.
That's amazing.
They're not staying in the continental, you know, United States.
They're headed over to Scotland.
They're in a pub.
I said pub because they're in Scotland
I thought about writing bar in my blog
and was like now I'm going to say pub
Yeah so pub is right
Yeah so they're getting some beers
They're hanging out
Hannah walks it once again
It's just so awkward Luke P
Everybody hates Luke P
Nobody wants to talk to him
Nobody wants to talk to him
Except Hannah who doesn't even want to talk to him
He's sitting at the bar alone
It's super awkward
Hannah comes in they weren't expecting her
She kind of gives a little speech
about not really giving her full 100% self to the guys
and that she's going to be working on it,
she wants to really open up more.
And then she says, Mike, would you like to, you know, go on this date?
Mike's face, he just lit up.
He was so happy.
His smile went from ear to ear.
It was contagious.
Like his eyes almost completely closed when he smiles.
And it's so cute.
It was so cute.
It was contagious.
And even Hannah herself made a point to say,
Mike couldn't stop smiling when I asked him on a date.
And I feel like that's so important, especially because Hannah is the girl you're fighting
for. And for her to notice that, that's important.
You know, she's like, he was genuinely happy when he heard it.
And you could just see it.
I'm smiling thinking about it.
He's so cute.
And he has a Twitter.
So follow him.
Yes, follow him.
You tweeted that.
Yeah.
Yes.
So Garrett makes another comment in the, after Mike and Hannah leave about basically
people there not being their true self and like Hannah can tell that you just change when
Hannah comes into the room like obviously talking about Luke super clear they all just
Garrett really hates him like Garrett really hates him and I think Garrett also really hates him
is because Garrett hasn't really had the chance to have a lot of alone time with Hannah and even this
episode he doesn't get to have a long time with Hannah yeah exactly so it's like but when we
we'll get to it because I have a theory
Yeah, totally.
So that also led to Jed calling Luke the Lukness monster.
Great.
They're in Scotland.
Very fitting.
Love a good location nickname.
Good stuff from Jed.
Gotta say, I like Jed a little bit more after that nickname.
I don't know how to feel about Jen.
You were dying about that one.
I just thought that was so funny.
You specifically texted me.
Now, people specifically texting that way to make sure not out on Twitter.
People on Twitter always ask us, like, why aren't you guys just text?
and each other about The Bachelorette.
We don't talk during the Bachelorette.
No, we don't.
Because we need to focus on The Bachelorette.
It's impossible to live tweet and text at the same time.
Live tweet, text, and watch the show at the same time is way too much.
Way too much.
When Fran actually texts me about something, I know it's super important.
Last night was John Paul Jones and the Lugness Monster.
Yes, exactly.
Then Mike and Hannah go on their date.
It's fantastic.
Hannah gets so drunk.
I think she was wasted this entire time.
I would get so drunk too.
You're in Scotland.
And they were tasting whiskey.
And then they go and she's eating Hagan.
and she's like, I love haggis.
She's like so drunk.
Didn't really know.
Yeah, they were having a great time.
They were laughing, hanging out.
Like Hannah was saying how she just loves being with somebody that she can be herself with and make her laugh.
And that's Mike.
And also, this is what you said before.
Mike is on social media.
Mike the Mike Johnson three on Twitter and Mike Johnson 1 underscore on Instagram.
People are big on like Mike for the Bachelor right now.
They think he would be a great fit.
I think he would be a great fit.
I think so too.
The thing is, is obviously followers matter so much when they pick who's going to be the next bachelor or a bachelorette.
Like they take social media into account big time.
So it's like if you want this person to be the bachelorette, go follow them.
So I highly recommend doing that if you want to see him as a bachelor because this is my thing.
Love Mike.
I don't really know if I see it there with Mike and Hannah.
Like they seem like they're really good friends right now.
With that, when we get to, when they're actually sitting down one-on-one on their date, and Mike is talking about how, you know, he's been heartbroken in the past. He's, he's nervous about opening up. And has, Hannah's like, this is, I hate to break it to you. This is a scary place to find love. Yeah. And I just felt like it was more of a friendly conversation rather than a, I really like you conversation. Like when we see her with some of the other guys, Tyler C's date, you saw. It was like a heart to, more of like a friend heart to heart. I would say lust.
But you could see when Hannah is lusting for someone, and I don't really see it with Mike, although I love Mike.
Exactly.
Totally love Mike.
So they go back to wherever they were saying like a castle.
They get the group date card.
Everybody's name is on the list except for Luke P, which is so incredibly annoying that
Luke P gets a one-on-one date, but it wasn't really that shocking because Hannah doesn't know which way is up with that guy.
So she needs extra time with him.
Um, Devin.
Devon.
Devin.
Yes, Devin.
I forget their name sometimes for some of these guys who have gotten zero airtime.
Devin calls Luke a douche canoe.
We've just now added some of the best nicknames of all time.
Yep.
For this guy.
Millennial fuckstick.
Lukeness monster.
Dush canoe.
They're very interesting.
They're great.
They're just, people are just mashing words together and
going with it because there's not one name that can describe Luke.
It's as many terms as you want to mix together.
Go for it.
Right.
And so it was just so funny.
Also, this wasn't until later, but when Luke actually got his group, his one-on-one
date card, it was like the worst day card of all time.
It was like, let's find out our connection.
Like, not, it didn't say once and for all, but one way or another, I think it said.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It wasn't good.
So not good.
And he kept smiling.
I'm like, stop smiling, you big idiot.
This is bad.
Yeah.
This is bad.
He actually not smiling.
He was smiling at the wrong time throughout the entire episode.
But once again, we'll get to that.
Yes.
Okay.
So we go into the group date.
They're doing a highlands games.
Amazing.
Special place in my heart because I don't really know if there's a lot of people out there
that watch Outlander and The Bachelorette.
You're one of them?
I am one of them.
I follow in that middle Venn diagram.
I got a couple replies on my tweet about it of other women who also watch both shows.
But this was a dream.
come true. If you watch Outlander, it takes place in
this area in the Scottish Highlands.
And after watching Outlander, I've always wanted to go and
fall in love in the Scottish Highlands. It's just
literally just because of that show. So now seeing it on The Bachelor, I was
so jealous. Where was P.S. I love you. Ireland?
That I do not know.
I think so. Well, that's Gerard Butler, right?
Yeah. He is Scottish, I think.
So was it Scotland or
If he was doing his true accent
Oh no, it was
It was in Ireland
Okay
It was in Ireland
Not Scotland
Not Scotland
But I get what you mean
When they fell in love there
I was very happy
It was something about
When you watch other people
Like this whole show
Is based off these two characters
Falling in Love in Scotland
So here
Here Han is falling in love in Scotland
They're all in Kiltz
It's fantastic
Yeah it's great to watch them
There's something very sexy
About men and kilts
When they can pull them off
Is there?
Yes
And once again
It's Outlander.
They all wear kilts is outwander.
So that's where this is coming from.
You know my guy, Sam Hewyn.
Yeah, you're right.
Didn't you go meet him too?
Yes.
Yeah.
You're right.
Honestly, Tyler, see in a kilt?
Tyler in a kilt.
Hot.
Connor and a kilt?
It's exactly.
They play these games.
They were throwing axes.
They're carrying milk.
They're wrestling each other.
I guess a lot of them weren't wearing underwear.
Yeah, because it had to be blurred out.
They got black boxed and they got black boxed hard.
Dylan, it was actually very cute when they said that they were doing this.
And Dylan just like whispered, I'm not wearing underwear.
What?
I just don't get why.
Like, why did they show up not wearing underwear?
Maybe they just wanted the full experience.
I just, see, like, I'm not a skirt.
I'm not a guy, so I don't know what their thought processes about wearing underwear, not
wearing underwear.
Because I, let me tell you, I mean, if I'm on a show, a TV show,
I'm probably going to be wearing underwear at all times just in case.
But if you're wearing a long skirt, you're not expecting to be wrestling and maybe your skirt going up.
Think about it like this.
We've talked about this, free the nipples, stuff like that.
Sometimes when you take off a bra underwear, it's a very freeing feeling.
So maybe these guys were like, wow, it is so free to not be an underwear in this kilt.
When you walk out of your house or apartment wherever you're going, you don't wear a bra.
It's like coming in to wherever you got to be.
I'm not saying we've done it, but maybe.
we have?
Yeah.
It's a great feeling.
You're just like, I'm free under here.
Nobody knows except me, but maybe they do know because I don't know what it looks like.
Yep.
And I mean, these guys can get away with it.
Right.
With the kilt, no one would know.
However, wrestling, I guess it was pretty clear.
They got black box.
There was a lot of fan crowd reactions of like, oh, ah.
People were like, oh, still have your eyes because children were covering their eyes.
Hannah made it seem like she definitely saw some things.
She won.
to get involved. Dylan apologized
to his mother
because he was like, those people definitely saw my butt
which was fine.
It's fine. It's fine. Hannah said it's not the
size of your bagpipe. It's how you use it.
Great line by Hannah be here.
I'm starting to label her as
horny Hannah. She's
horny Hannah and I love it.
Because I, the one's the last time we've had
a bachelor or bachelor threat like that. I mean, the last
one we had was a virgin. And he wasn't
he wasn't trying to do anything. I know.
So this is a little different.
I like to see it because it's like a normal person.
She wants to hook up with these people.
It's normal.
Yeah, totally.
Jed killed the Highland Games.
He was a star.
Tyler was a star.
He actually, you know, got the axe on the board, throwing the axe.
Obviously.
I had so much faith in Tyler there.
Yes.
So I kid you not.
Like, I actually wrote Bouchikawa wow-wow in my blog.
Fran, I'm stopped on.
here just because I wanted to point out the fact that you wrote bow chica wow wow wow actually in
words you wrote bow chica wow wow wow because let me tell you the whole night portion of the date
yeah when she went from guy to guy to guy in my head it was just like bow chicka back like the whole
time like you were thinking to yourself like you just wanted that music because she just went back and
from kissing all these guys and i was honestly waiting for ABC to
play it. Like I thought at some point they were going to play it.
I kind of want Noah to put that in as we talk about this now because the fact that you,
I was reading and all of a sudden I'm like, Hannah and the guys gathered for the night portion
of the date and capital letters, bow chicka wow wow. Yeah. It's really what happened. I mean,
she made, like she was kissing everybody. I guess that's the best way to describe it. It really is.
She pulls Jed aside. She's with Jed. They have a conversation. She really likes Jed very clear.
she just hops on over, straddles Jed, like just full-blones in a long dress, which is hard to do.
Just throws her leg over.
She's kind of in his lap.
It was hilarious.
They were up on top of stairs.
Kevin came walking up the stairs at maybe the worst time of ever and just caught Hannah straddling Jed and making out.
And Kevin just immediately turned around and had to go back down the stairs.
And all the guys, this must happen way more often than they put in the show.
Like somebody walks in on somebody else kissing or they just see it or something.
And then they laugh about it after.
As Jed was just like, yeah, we had like a nice time.
And Kevin was like, yeah, I know.
I saw it.
He was like, oh, shit.
Yeah.
But that's kind of like a good feeling at the same time.
Because, you know, you're battling these people.
You're here to win.
You're here to win Hannah.
So you see another guy see you.
Kind of you got a leg up.
They start getting insecure about it.
No.
Do you have that to throw?
in there of Kevin saying
he was like, yeah, no, I
just saw it. That's great.
It was really good. Yeah. I actually
saw it as well. It was
I know
it was great.
How long were you there?
It's like one of those things when you can't turn away from.
I'm sorry, but I'm not sorry.
Just Kevin going, yeah, I saw it.
I know it was great. I know it was good.
Yeah, like it looked good.
Which was very funny.
And so then they cut to Pete, pile of Pete.
Pilot Pete just toss his hand on to a pool table.
Comes flying in.
He, and it, if there's something so cute about Pete, like, trying to be sexy,
because Pete just seems like this wholesome, like, boy kind of, you know?
He's so cute, and it's just like, he's not as kind of big and brurly as the other guys,
which is great.
I love that about him.
It's super sweet.
and he lifts Hannah up, knocks her head on the light above the pool table first.
He's like, oh no, like let me try it again.
Moves her over a little bit.
Does it again.
Then they make out on the pool table for a while.
She's having a great night.
She's getting down the business.
She's testing the waters.
I don't blame her.
You know, I used to think it was really weird that they would go kissing each person every night.
And then I thought about it.
I'm like, you know what, this show is already weird.
Just make it weirder.
She's got to test it out.
Just kiss them because you want to be with somebody who's,
a good kisser. You don't want to be with somebody who's a bad kisser? These guys are, like,
what, I just can't imagine being in a situation like Hannah is in right now where she has
endless hot boys, like endless men that are very attractive, all just telling her how great
she is and how much they like her. And you're not going to make out with all of them. Yeah,
I know, I 100% agree with you. So Pete's, Pete takes a swing. Pete gets his moment. He makes out there
on the pool table. They showed Garrett talking to her.
they kiss they show Connor they kiss like she it's just it wasn't even worth mentioning because it was
two seconds and it normally in a group table like oh you know she had a great time with Garrett
and Connor kiss both of them doesn't even matter because she was kissing everybody yes exactly
moved on to bigger and better things and Tyler Tyler Taylor C kept his kilton on
smart move Tyler obviously good move Tyler left the kilt on Hannah's like rubbing his leg
getting real close to the inside of the kilts.
Like I said, horny Hannah, and I love it.
Hannah actually got up, said,
come here to Tyler,
and Tyler, like, tried to play, like, cute.
And it was like, me.
She was like, yeah, you.
She grabs him, pulls him up.
I'm not being shocked when I saw this.
I'm like, I know, like actually walks him over to the bed
and just gives him like a push.
So that he falls over.
to the bed and she just jumps right on it was so powerful like i was not expecting this from how to be
this season yeah but this is what we need it was this is the bachelorette we need just going after
every guy you know not being afraid and timid like she knows that she has to do the work here
because she's the bachelorette she's in charge she needs to take the steps and she's doing that
yes 100% she absolutely crushed that group day and she was not like she literally said this was the
best day that she's had on the show.
Like best group date.
It looked like the best day.
Obviously, that's a little suss because Luke's not here.
But she had an absolutely amazing time.
And then she ended up giving the group date rose to Jed.
And it was funny to watch because they showed Tyler's face and they showed Pete's
face after.
You know those two guys after the makeouts they had thought they were getting that rose.
But Jed was the first.
He was.
But it's so funny because I would love to know what's going in going through.
through their minds at the time, like for Tyler to just be, he was just tossed on that bed.
He totally thinks he's getting that group date, Rose.
And she's like, Jed, will you accept this rose?
And like, Tyler must just be like, what did she do with Jed?
Yeah.
I would have been like, what the fuck?
Because you don't know if they know about the times that Hannah was making out with
everybody else.
Yeah.
You don't know.
I think the same way.
But at the same time afterwards, if they're all like, you made out with her, I made
out with her, you made out with her.
Okay.
Jed was the first one.
Whatever.
Let's give it to him.
It is what it is.
But then we go into the date with Luke P.
Before we move on to Luke's 101 date,
I want to mention the salmon blazer that everybody wears.
Yeah, we got to talk about that.
Where does it come from?
Connor got it on the group date this week.
So he was wearing it.
I just want to know whose it was originally
because I saw some of the guys past contestants from the show on Twitter
being like it's the guys share blazers.
Like, yeah, it's the thing.
makes sense. Obviously they can only bring
so many blazers
to travel with them or whatever. The salmon
one is so... It stands out so much.
But because the salmon one is so distinct
it's so obvious when
it's getting shared by
different guys. So
so far, Dylan's worn it, Tyler's
worn it, Jed's worn it, and now Connor's worn it.
It's just like a little
salmon blazer boys.
Like a little click. Maybe they got a little click
going on. So what it comes down to
is we don't know whose salmon blazer it was originally,
but we could just tweet to Tyler and ask him,
because I think he would probably tell us.
Yeah.
If I had to take a guess,
well, let's see.
I think Dylan wore it first.
So then I think it's Dylan's.
So it's probably Dillens.
I think it probably went to Dylan,
to Tyler, to Jed, then to...
Yeah.
It would make sense if it went in order like that.
Yeah.
I mean, I'm just naming the order of people wearing it.
Yes, exactly.
That seems like how it got past along.
And also Dylan and Tyler are,
So it would make sense that Dylan would give his blazer to Tyler.
And then Jed probably saw it and was like, oh, I like that.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, we need to know the story behind that.
So maybe they'll just give us the full breakdown.
Yeah, I would love to know that.
I would love to know that.
I would love to know that.
Everybody looks good in it.
Yeah, the mystery of the salmon blaser.
Yeah, exactly.
Although, who do you think it looks the best on?
I mean, what kind of question is that?
I know.
Yeah.
I just wanted to hear you say it.
Okay.
So now Luke P gets his one-on-one date with Hannah.
Like we said, the group date card, it did not sound like it was going to be great.
No.
It was kind of just like, let's figure this out because everybody in the house hates you and I like you.
These guys really, the amount of clips that they put into last night's episode where they put Luke in a position to like talk to the rest of the crew and everybody else just say nothing.
Like after their group date, he walks in.
He's like, oh, how's the group date?
heard you guys wore kilts
literally crickets
nobody said anything nobody wants to speak to him
nobody wants to speak to him it was actually so awkward
then garrett came out like super strong
and was like just want to make sure you keep all of our names
out of your mouth like I was like whoa buddy chill
yeah so when you wrote I almost felt bad
I did almost I almost I almost see this is where
we're kind people yeah I feel bad when somebody's just getting blatantly
ignored yeah I mean he's been completely ostracized by
Everybody in the house.
I feel bad when that happens, but when you're an asshole, that's going to happen.
Yeah, so that feeling kind of went away as soon as the one-on-one date started.
Hannah goes, Hannah meets Luke.
They're walking through some beautiful fields, very beautiful scenery.
Beautiful.
And Hannah's just begging him to actually open up to say how he feels, talk about his emotions,
instead of just kind of spewing lines that he thinks people want to hear.
You know, like, I'm here for you,
and I just want us to have a future together,
and I want to be that person for you,
and I want this, and, like, kind of saying all those things,
which is great, but he's not actually, like, talking to her.
Like, I haven't seen him have one conversation where they were, like,
so, you know, what was your favorite sport when you were a kid?
You know, like, they...
No genuine conversation.
Everything's calculated. Everything's like, you are the one for me and I can't wait to do this life with you. And it's just, it's very, very bizarre. Hannah was straight up begging him to like say something. She obviously thinks it's a major red flag that he is disliked by everybody in the house. So he tells, he says that everyone, everyone he's ever met, everywhere he's ever gone. They've all loved him. See, that's just a lot.
It's just not true. That's just not true.
It's also impossible for literally any human being.
No. Everyone. That's what I was going to say. Everybody that you know has people that don't like them.
Right. Every single person that you meet has somebody that doesn't like them. That's just a fact.
Yeah. That's just life. Luke went somewhere where somebody didn't like him in a long time.
Everybody has gone somewhere where somebody didn't like you.
Right. So like Hannah said, it sounds super cocky when you're like, everybody loved me. And of course he followed it up by saying like,
I hate to say that, but it's true.
Like, shut up.
This is why you're delusional.
This is why you are so delusional because, no, not everybody loves you.
That's where the delusion comes in.
That's why he's not a real human.
That's why he doesn't know how to speak to people.
Because he blocks everything out.
He is so oblivious.
That's the word, just oblivious to the world.
He doesn't know what's going on around him.
Hannah gets so frustrated that she goes to the producers and is like, can you guys talk to him?
Can you get him to actually open up to me and talk to me?
And they were like, I mean, you have to do that.
I mean, see, that's not our job.
That was the crazy part to me was that they showed that because I'm, if I'm Hannah,
I know that this relationship isn't going to last that I have to go to the producers.
And you're not going to run to your mom and dad and say, can you talk to my boyfriend for me?
You know, he's not being nice.
He's not opening up.
No, you got to talk to that person.
You can't go to other people and say, hey, talk to that person for me.
It's not going to work out.
So now they're on the show and she can't get them to open up and says to the producers,
can you get them to do it?
It's not going to work.
It's right there in front of your face.
And I feel like I can see Hannah realizing that this is just not going to work.
And she still is dealing with his shit and everything.
And I just feel like it's kind of on purpose now.
It's like Luke is the only one that's causing purpose.
problems in the house and causing any kind of drama.
So it's like, they kind of need him for the time being at least.
Because I just feel like Hannah knew.
She's talking to him and you could just see it that.
She's like, what are you talking about?
She's so frustrated.
She's made it very clear.
She's all these other great guys.
And her relationship with Luke is kind of stalled.
And that guy just kept smiling at the worst times.
Like, she was like, let's just go, let's just go on with our date.
And you can hear the frustration in her voice.
And he's still, big smile.
Okay, great.
Sounds good.
No, Luke, you're in trouble.
Yeah, I was noticing that too when I was watching.
I just was confused why every time she was looking at him, he just, he felt like he had to smile.
Like, in his head, he was blocking out every word she said and just said to himself,
if I smile right now, it's going to go well.
Seriously.
I really think you did.
I really think he did.
He showed no real emotion because when he was supposed to be sad and worried, he was smiling.
Yes.
And Hannah's like, I just want to know if you like mac and cheese or spaghetti more.
That to me was fucking hilarious because it was such a serious scene.
The serious music is playing.
You know, she's getting frustrated.
And she goes, I just want to know if you like spaghetti or mac and cheese.
And there was no laughter.
It just kept going.
And I was like, oh, that was a real.
That was a real thing.
She was like, I want to know the real stuff.
And you don't expect that to be the real stuff.
Yeah.
That's what she said.
Right.
But it's true.
It's just like the little things that you learn about people that you could bond over,
whether it be the smallest little thing ever.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Not have these big profound lines that feel like they're coming like that they were
written for him or something.
So it was, it got very annoying.
They sat down at dinner.
It still, it just got worse and worse.
And Luke is just.
talking in circles.
It's absolutely insane.
And then he says, he's like, he has this line where he says that he just wants the Hannah that he
met at the beginning.
It was like such a subtle diss that I was like, what, what twisted, like, what world are
in that you're trying to twist this back on her right now?
It was also you don't know her.
And you didn't really know her when you met her.
So what did you just?
You want to go back to the time you didn't know her?
Because these last few weeks have been really hard for me.
Like, I just, I don't know.
I just.
He's so tiring.
It's so tiring.
I'm huffing and popping about it because I'm tired of him.
And you could see Hannah doing it too.
She said, it just seems like you're not really saying anything.
Like words are coming out of his mouth, but he's not saying anything.
There's nothing of substance.
There's no conversation happening.
Right.
It's just a one word street.
But there's no substance to what he's saying.
Zero.
He might as well not say anything at all.
Just sit there silently because what he's saying isn't doing it.
It's not doing anything at all.
He also said something about, like, I want to love everything about you, even your flaws.
Like, shut up.
Like, it's subtle ways of just knocking Hannah down that I'm like, that's, I don't like this.
Nothing about it is genuine.
It only seems like he's like, this is what I should say right now.
And that doesn't come across genuine.
what is he actually feeling?
I agree with Hannah on this.
You want to know, what is he really thinking up there?
Because he's saying all this bullshit stuff.
Is there anything going up in that brain?
Or is he genuinely thinking, I need to say this?
Because there are some people that say something.
But on the inside, they're thinking something else.
I mean, we've all been through that experience before.
You're thinking something else, but you're saying that's something different.
Is that the case with Luke?
Or is he always thinking, this is what I should be saying right now.
Totally.
There hasn't been a time.
where he said, you know, I'm frustrated because I feel like this.
You know, like, there's, he's not actually relaying to Hannah what's going on in his head,
how he feels anything like that.
So it's very frustrating to watch.
And Hannah's obviously very frustrated.
She picked up the rose.
And at this point, I was literally screaming at my TV.
I was like, send him all do it.
I thought that she was about to send him home.
I was like, this is it.
He is gone.
Thank God.
She says, Luke, I can't give you this rose.
And then the episode ended.
Cliffhanger, episode abruptly ends.
And for a second, I was like, fuck yeah.
She's sending him home.
Let's go.
Luke P is gone.
So pumped.
Like, had my tweet ready to go until I saw the preview for next week.
That left me for a roller coaster.
I was so pissed.
I tweeted he was gone.
Yeah.
And I was like, see you, Luke P.
I had to delete that one.
Is that everyone being like, are you watching the show?
Because I didn't really watch the preview for next week.
I kind of was just like, oh, Luke's gone.
Whatever.
I was worried about tweeting something.
Then I realized I go back and watch.
He's in the preview.
So what I think is, and this is what I said,
if people are disagreeing with me wholeheartedly,
I was like, he's going to be gone within the first few minutes of the show.
I don't think so.
That's what everyone's saying.
Disagree, disagree, disagree.
I think she's going to say.
How does she give him the rose?
I think she's going to say, Luke, I can't give you this rose.
unless X, Y, and Z happens,
and maybe he promises he'll do it or I don't know.
And he doesn't end up doing it.
And gives him the rose.
Because this is the thing.
It looks like things blow up with Garrett next week because it's very clearly,
they don't show Garrett speaking, but it's very clearly Garrett's voice.
He's getting frustrated.
He has a very distinct voice.
He's saying things like, I really messed up.
I hope Hannah can forgive me.
Hannah's crying.
Hannah's crying in Chris Harrison's arms.
Like it seems like something really bad blows up.
And I saw, and if you remember from the whole season preview that they showed like at the beginning of the season, there was a clip of Garrett and Luke yelling at each other.
And Luke like really like really yelling at.
I think it was at Garrett.
So maybe it's something between them.
I think they're going to have some kind of big confrontation.
it's going to be a big problem.
Garrett maybe says something to Hannah about, like, keeping Luke.
I could see Garrett flipping, just losing it and being like, I don't know what kind of person
you are if you're keeping Luke here.
You know, something like that with that just like really sets her.
Yeah, it's like just so really makes her upset.
It seems like he's being set off.
I mean, fair comment from Garrett if that is, if that is what he says.
I agree.
But like she's, you know, Garrett's like, I hope she can forgive me.
So something definitely big happens.
And we'll just have to see because she.
was very, very upset clearly in the clip for next week.
Yeah, so that will be next Monday.
Thank God, because the Tuesday, like I said, throws me off.
Totally throws you off.
Who do you think is the absolute frontrunner besides Luke P?
Because I don't know if he's the frontrunner or in last place.
Jed.
I think so, too.
I kind of think Jed is going to win.
She just had this moment with Jed on the group date, like before she straddled.
him and she just like she really looked into his eyes and was like I really like I really like
you kind of situation and I just the way you were able to feel like just the way she was talking
to him it was so obvious that she really really likes him like I said I think the foreshadowing of
the basketball shot last week right that's still creeping into my brain I thought it was like
a foreshadowing we're kissing I'm making the shot at the same time I mean it's those three guys that
she made out with that or like frontriders.
That I think it's anybody's ballgame between Jed, Tyler C, and Pete.
It just makes sense.
Like they clearly have, have that connection.
And it's, we'll see if it moves more into like a deep connection than just kind of a
physical connection because obviously that's there.
It's there with everybody.
It is.
It's there.
Well, not everybody.
Kevin was like, I haven't even kissed her.
Not Mike.
Isn't that crazy?
Yeah.
When Kevin walked up the stairs and saw Jed kissing.
Hannah like that, he was like, I haven't even kissed.
That's sad because when she's kissing everybody and you don't get a kiss from her, it's kind of like,
what did I do wrong?
She's throwing guys on bed. She doesn't even kiss Kevin. He can kiss his pot goodbye.
Right. At this point in time, if Hannah hasn't kissed you, I think that.
Yeah, you're toast. Your time is done.
You're definitely toast. So, yeah, that's a little unfortunate for her, but, I mean, for him,
for Kevin. But I was shocked. I was like, well, I just kind of.
I kind of assume that she had kissed everybody.
There's a lot of room in paradise.
Yeah, there definitely is.
There's so much room in paradise.
Obviously, this, this paradise, well, of course it is, but this paradise is always
dominated by, like, it'll be so many of Colton's girls and so many of, from this
season.
And they'll dip into other seasons.
And Colton had great girls.
They always do.
Colin had great girls.
And this season has been fantastic with these guys.
So I think they're going to actually have like a lot of really good people for Paradise.
Yeah, I think so too.
Like I said, I've said it before, Bachelor in Paradise is my favorite.
Jason pointed out how he wants Blake to end up with Hannah G or Tasha.
Yeah.
And I want the same thing.
But I'm kind of thinking like Hannah G and Tyler might make a good match to really hot people.
Yeah.
See, this is the thing.
I don't think we're seeing Tyler and Paradise.
I don't want to throw this.
Maybe as a late guy in, like maybe he'll show up late.
It's only because this, and I don't want people to freak out
because I guess this could be kind of construed as some sort of spoiler.
But they're filming Paradise right now, I'm pretty sure.
Right, and Tyler has been.
Tyler's pretty active on social media.
So either he is not there and doesn't want to be there.
He goes far, I don't know.
So it's like.
Maybe he's a late edition.
Right, exactly.
Like he could be going.
You never know.
They might really just fuck shit up on Paradise by having Tyler come in late and just have all the girls freak out because they all want Tyler.
And have all the girls freak out.
You never know.
Tyler could end up winning the show.
You don't know.
But Tyler was posting on his Instagram last night.
There are people who are not posting on social media who I'm assuming are on Paradise.
I won't name any names.
But if you're in Paradise and you're linked up with somebody else, I'm not going to just, I don't want to make everybody feel bad that Tyler is the best.
But you're with somebody else and then Tyler walks in.
Do you drop your spot and you go try it with Tyler?
I don't know if you just completely drop your spot, but you definitely think about it.
You definitely see if Tyler's feeling you to see if you drop your person.
Yeah.
That type of thing.
Because it's paradise.
It's a free for all.
You're not relationships.
People drop people left and right.
Exactly.
And that's, that would be a great move by the producers if they just like just dropped Tyler C via helicopter.
Great move.
Three, fourths in.
We're always giving people great moves.
mess it and mess it all up.
I know we are.
That would be a good move.
This one's a good one.
But we don't know.
I mean, Tyler could have been picked.
And also Tyler could have won the Baptist.
Yeah, exactly.
We have literally no idea.
So he...
But I always have that problem.
Do I want him to win?
Do I not want him to win?
Yeah, yeah.
I want him to win because I think he's the best one.
But we would like to see him on Paradise.
He could also...
Well, it's weird because that was weird,
because Colan did end up on Paradise.
But then he did end up being
the bachelor, you know, because sometimes the guy...
Sometimes they do the double whammy.
Yeah, sometimes the guys who don't end up on Paradise are more of the ones that are in
the running for a bachelor.
But that'll probably change because I feel like I bet some of these guys.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So recently it's been pretty different.
Yeah, and I think like you said, you can manage both.
A lot of it has to do with social media.
So if you want, if there's one guy that you're just really want to be the bachelor,
like France said, start following them.
It really makes a difference.
because it's a, and it's a gamble to go on Paradise after your season,
because you could come out of Paradise a disaster,
and then you're screwed to be the Bachelor, you know?
Yeah.
Like kind of like a Jason situation where we were like,
oh, do we want Jason to be on Paradise?
Well, you know what?
We don't even have to mention Jason because in the long run,
the long run, everything worked out for him.
But that's what I was saying, like, because he wasn't on,
he wasn't on Paradise, it was like, oh, he would make such a great bachelor
because there was no chance for him to have a Colton situation
where things with Tia were just a disaster in paradise.
Yeah, I don't know, friend.
We'll see.
We'll see what happens.
But next week is going to be interesting between Garrett and Luke, for sure.
Hopefully it's Garrett.
We're making assumptions.
I'm really guessing it's Garrett, but it's just because his voice is so distinctive.
In the trailer, it just seems like that's Garrett being like, I'm messed up.
He's got that Alabama accent that is pretty hard to miss.
Well, well, we shout.
I'll see.
We are joined by special guest Alexander Shipp.
She plays Storm.
The new movie, Dark Phoenix.
It's out now.
Thank you for joining us.
Yes, guys.
Thank you for having me.
Do you normally go by Alexander?
Are you a nickname gal?
I go by Alex.
Alex is easy.
Easy.
You know, when you're like, I'm with.
Alexander Ships, like, my, like.
Right.
Full name.
But in real life, I'm like, oh, man, I think that my mom is going to, like, is it, like,
in the corner going to, like, yell at me or something.
Is your mom a full Alexandra?
Full name.
Okay, so like I'm Francesca
And my mom
Hates Fran, but I've just turned into Fran
It's just the way it goes
It's easier to shore in your name
So I'm just Fran, she hates it
She loves Francesca
So it's the same kind of thing
It works, yeah
Exactly
So I'll take it back
I'll say we're here with special guest
Alex Ship
Yeah, there we go, that's nice
There you go
So obviously you have a lot going on right now
Just a few things
Just a few things.
What's it like now that the movie's out?
You're obviously all over the place.
How's it been for you?
It's really cool.
Thank you for saying that I'm all over the place.
Yes, I mean, really good.
When we saw all the projects you have coming up, they're kind of epic, all of them.
Yeah.
I've been really lucky.
I really honestly have.
I didn't mean for a doll come out at once, which is kind of funny.
I think I filmed Shaft and X-Men like a year apart almost.
So it's cool that they're like both coming out.
Like a week apart?
Yeah, I was like, did you guys talk?
Is this against me?
Like, y'all work it against me?
Like, I definitely thought it was.
You want me to do four weeks of press?
Yeah, I thought it was a conspiracy because I'm a conspiracy theorist.
Right.
But I left it, I left them alone.
I've been having so much fun.
It is really cool getting to meet all of these incredible fans who are so in love with the X-Men franchise
and some people who have grown up with Shaft.
And it's really beautiful to see how movies can affect people even today.
when people are mainly not going to the movies and only streaming.
I mean, it's really cool that they're going out to see these movies.
Right.
Do you have people coming up to you on the street?
Nagu.
No?
No, and I'm okay with that.
I mean, it's not like I'm like, someone talk to me.
But, you know, it is, it is kind of nice.
It's like, you're playing a superhero and she looks like a superhero.
Yeah.
And I don't look like Storm.
This is what I'm saying.
It's like a Clark Kent Superman situation.
Like, you can walk down the street as you.
Totally.
Totally.
Totally.
And it also kind of reminds me of, you know, that, oh, wow, there is something going on
on the streets outside.
Yeah, I mean.
This is a problem we have being on the second floor of a building.
Yeah.
In New York City.
There are listeners they know.
Okay.
They tweet to the guy here that's in charge of the sound.
He's like, get it together.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're like, I'm so sorry, buddy.
It's super not us.
Yeah.
But you know, it reminds me of that memoir, Marilyn Monroe's memoir when she's like,
I could walk down the street and no one recognizes.
me but the minute I start walking a certain way and talking a certain way now everyone knows
I'm Maryland and it's kind of like that you know I think it's all in how you carry yourself and I
definitely carry myself like a dude most of the time so I don't think people ever think like
oh she yeah she wears heels right right were you familiar with X-Men the comics or anything
before this stuff or did you get into it after I was I was familiar with it but I definitely
like really dove deep once I got the job because it's a cartoon yeah and because you
we didn't get to see too much of Halley in the first couple of movies.
I really had a little bit of, like, a little bit of freedom of when it came to my type of storm.
Plus, I always saw it as like, okay, 17, 18 year old you, way different than 30 year old you.
Can I get a name it?
Yes.
You know what I mean?
So you're just kind of like, okay, I can do something a little bit different, but I still wanted to create that through line.
And I read an insane amount of comic books.
I had a couple, but, like, I really dove deep.
And now every time I see a comic book store and I have a moment to like stop over,
like I'll stop in and I'll look through what they have.
And ever so often I'll get like a new one or something like that.
I've never read her first appearance though.
Because it's like in this big fancy fancy ex-mind comic.
And it's like the first appearance of a few people.
So like it's really expensive.
I mean somebody should send that to you.
Somebody should send that to me.
So if you're listening.
Yeah.
Seriously.
Send me some comics.
you have like an epic comic book collection now at this point i definitely do and i mean i've always loved
comics um going up and even in adulthood i loved comics and so it's but my my collection is mainly
x-men at this point yeah just because i've just been buying so much and then it's like saga and then
um chew and a few others that's very cool did you always want to be an actress or an actor did you
oh yeah yeah oh yeah like some people are like i fell into this like that was like that was
was definitely not me.
When you were little, we were you doing it.
I started in theater when I was 10.
Yeah.
And I was the stinky cheese man.
If you guys remember the kids' book.
And I played the stinky cheese.
And I was like, this is lit.
Yeah.
I love this.
This is great.
When you're the stinky cheese, bro.
Like, your shit is fire.
Yeah.
That's hilarious.
Did you ever think that you would be a superhero?
Definitely not.
And in fact, like, when I at first, when I did the test to do to become storm,
I didn't think that I was going to get in any way, shape, or form.
I was up against a bunch of other more well-known actresses,
and I was super broke, didn't even have gas money to get home type vibe.
And I was like, all right, you're going to go, you're going to have as much fun as you possibly can.
You're going to steal some of the crafties.
Because we've been eating ramen for six days.
Yeah.
And like, you can live off of croissants, you know?
And then I was like, and then you're going to get the F out of that.
there and just go you know and um that i was so surprised that i even got it was because i was
like no one he wants a little old mate but they do they sure do but they do yeah what was
me nice for two movies right they didn't replace me well that big right like right like you
got the first one but then they kept you around they come more that's cool yeah what was the
audition process like because was it like a lot of auditions at once or it was a lot of
of auditions.
It was a, how many would you say?
Like five, which is, which is a good amount.
I mean, it wasn't like a cattle call.
It wasn't like they were just like calling all girls.
Right.
But it definitely, and then it was spread out.
So it was like audition, then audition, then audition, then audition, and then two months,
three months later do the test.
And so they told me that I was doing the test.
And then I had a few other TV shows that, because it was right around pilot season,
that they had us test, which is the top of the year.
for you those of you who don't know.
And I had a couple offers for TV shows.
And they were like, you know, you should really take this.
I mean, the shows were.
And my reps and I were like, oh, God, do we hold out?
Yeah.
Like, do we hold out?
Because this is a dream job.
And like the shows were great shows.
But at the same time, it was like, this would be epic.
And it took a lot for me to kind of believe in myself and trust in myself and say,
okay, Alex, you said that you wanted to be a movie star.
and if that's what you want
then then like take
the name and let's figure it out
like if you don't get it then you don't get it
but at least you chose
yourself and believed in yourself
rather than just taking a job
because you're broke and
need money right now
you're doing it because you want that role
because I want that role because I want that job
because I want that life you know
and it's not just about the money
or it's not just about
anything like that for me. I was like, I believe in me. And it took a lot for a 23 year old to say that.
Yeah, totally. You mentioned Hallie Berry. She obviously has played Storm. Did you get to talk with her at all?
No, I didn't. I didn't. Because, well, I mean, for me, I wanted to wait until after I did the movie to talk to her because I think it would be a lot for, like, your younger self to talk to your older self. And I didn't. I didn't necessarily want to do that. So I was like, let me hold off. And I'll talk.
because we were after.
And then she got busy.
And I was like, she's like way too big time for me.
She's like, like, I've seen her at a couple events and been like,
it's me, your younger self.
Hey, it's me.
You want to hang out?
And she's always like shuffled off to one place or the next.
She's got to go do this interview and then she's got to go take photos and then she's
presenting and then she's going to get in the car right away.
And I'm like, oh, give me home.
Ms. Mary.
Yeah.
I think we're going to see.
like an just an unbelievable moment
of you two meeting. I just, I feel
it happening. Please, like, put
that out into the universe. Yes.
It's goddess. Make this
happen. It's definitely going to happen.
I would die. What was it like actually
getting the call that you got the part?
I didn't get a call. I got a tweet.
A tweet? You found out you got
the part in a tweet? Brian Singer
tweeted, Welcome to the family.
Sophie Turner, Ty Sheridan,
Alexander Shipp and Cody Smith
McPhee. And I got
But a call from my agents and everyone was on the phone.
And they only call you, like, all of them at once if it's like good or bad.
It's like, Alex, you've done.
Or it's like, you got the job.
So they all called me and I was like, good or bad, good or bad.
And they were like, this is in the middle because we don't know how real it is.
And I was like, what are you talking about?
So I throw them on speakerphone and I go over to my Twitter and I'm like, what does this mean?
Yeah.
What does this mean?
And then Fox re-tweeted it.
And they're like, okay, now it's real.
Yeah.
And I was like, like, my boyfriend at the time got a picture of me, like, sitting on the couch, like, in a ball, like, with my phone light.
And it was, like, dark.
And I'm just like, right.
It's just so excited because I.
So modern.
It's a tweet.
Holding a tweet.
I can't believe I, I, originally, I would think it's always going to be a call.
It's always going to be a call.
You could print that tweet out and frame it.
Yeah.
Yeah, but it would have been nice had I known, like, and I got a call before so that I didn't have to share it with the entire world.
But then again, it was kind of cool.
that I got to share it with the world because everyone's like, hey, congratulations!
And you're like, what?
For what?
Yeah.
And then you see the tweet and you're like, oh, that's really cool.
Yeah, that's awesome.
Did your, so did your family found out when you did?
Yeah, yeah.
It was cool.
It was really exciting.
And then it was like, okay, what next?
And then it's like, okay, so we'll let you know, we'll send you a script in about two months.
And you're like, you know, like, okay.
You know, like I'll start tomorrow.
audience. I'm like, what's going on?
You want me to like hang out with Hallie?
Like, what's good? And they were just like, no, yeah, we'll let you know.
And then, oh, then I remember they were like, oh, we'll have you do a wig fitting.
And I'm like, yes, I love wigs.
I get to see what Hallie's hair looks like.
And then I go for the wig fitting and they're like, yeah, we're going to shave your head.
Yeah.
And at the time, my hair was as long as this.
Probably even longer because it was a little bit curlier.
And I was like, you go what now?
Yeah.
I was like, I have never cut my hair even above my shoulders, let alone.
Like, I barely put layers in here.
Yeah.
I had never dyed my hair before.
And they were like, it's coming off.
And they're like, we're going to shave it down to the skin every day.
And I was like, and the guy's like, so just wait until you get up to Montreal and I'll
shave it for you.
And I was like, no, you're not.
Just so casually, like, just, you know, we'll just shave it all off.
Yeah, I was like, first of all, I am the only girl in my family.
And so if anyone's shaving my head, it's going to be my brothers.
Right.
You know, so I threw a party.
I didn't tell anyone anything.
I just texted all of my friends and I was like, be at my house Saturday night at dawn
because I was flying out Sunday.
And I had to hide my hair for a really long time.
So I was like, be at my house at dawn, Saturday night.
Bring a bottle.
Yeah.
A few bottles.
A few bottles.
Whatever you want, bring it.
And so all of my friends showed up and I had like a bar stool sat in front of my white wall and I had like a camera set up.
And my friends were like, what is this?
What are you doing?
And I was like, everybody to take a shot.
I had like a gallon of teetos that I had provided.
I was like, humble things.
Yeah.
And so I was like, everybody get ready.
You're all shaping my head.
And they were like, everybody gets to take a piece.
What?
Everybody gets to take a piece.
Love that.
And did they do that?
And they did.
A lot of people were really freaked out.
A lot of people were really excited.
My brothers were too excited.
Yeah.
Which was like, okay, you've been dreaming about this since I was born.
But like, calm down.
Yeah, like it's a little bit, you know.
It makes me feel like you're not as excited.
Do less.
That's all I'm asking.
Right.
And it was the most cathartic, beautiful experience and to have all of my friends there
and all of them helping me transition into this, like, new version of myself.
Because when you shave your head, you really do redefine your head.
idea of femininity.
Right.
When I had long hair and having long hair my entire life, if I wasn't like feeling good
about myself, I'd just do my hair really pretty.
Like, you know, throw, throw some waves in it or something.
Make it, make it feminine.
And I'm, I've never been a person who, like, wears a lot of makeup either.
So it was kind of like, all right, well, now you got to like fill in your brows.
Right.
You know, now you got to figure out what a smoky eye looks like.
And it was, it was definitely.
different, but it was also super
empowering. And also really
freaked people out because I'm usually
like in combat boots and like a leather jacket.
And so when I was living
in Montreal, one of the people who lived in my
building complained to the manager and said that
there were two lesbians
and one was a skinhead.
And really it was just me and Sophie
living in the apartment. And I was like,
first of all, most adorable lesbian
couple I've ever heard. Amazing.
Like tall ass redhead
with like this like
skinhead black woman and they go third of all oxymoron didn't know black people could be skinheads
yeah you're right i was like what kind of white supremacist right yeah that is Dave chappelle
yeah that is ridiculous but also you were living with sophy also yeah who is awesome oh yeah
she's the best she's the best we realized very quickly that that we loved each other yeah we love her
too we've never met her but we never met her but we feel like we know her she's awesome so funny
She is one of the funniest people on the planet
And you guys live together
Yeah
On the first section
On your brain like trying to process this
You guys
I mean like she's awesome
You're awesome
That must have been a fucking blast
It was so much fun
We built a lot of forts
Wow
Yeah
Sheets, couches
Sheets everything
We figured out a way to like
Use a hanger
Because there was no way to like
Hang it from the ceiling
And all of our lamps
Were like a little too low
For our tastes
Because she's like
Five ten or something like
She was like
a very tall woman.
So we figured out a way to like hook a hanger onto like into like one of the like panels
in the roof and then then hangle hang dangle hang the sheets from that and then like suspended
them over like different various articles of like couches or chairs or whatever.
And like one of us she would go off and film Game of Thrones and then come back and like there'd be
a new version of the fort.
Yeah.
Because the maids kept taking it down.
Alex, I've, you changed the fort.
We had to, well, we had to, like, after a while we had to put up signs because we, because the maids kept changing the forts. And I know how that sounds like such a first world problem. Right, right, right.
The maid, they kept changing the forts. They kept taking it down. They kept taking it down and washing it. And I was like, I was like, first of all, this is our space. Yeah. Second of all, I was like, where are we going to sleep every night? Her own beds? Right. What are we adults? Yeah. That's hilarious. Did you know the ending of Game of Thrones?
No. Did she tell you anything?
good at that. Also, like, I don't even think that she knew, you know, and then when she does know,
like, it got to a, by the time she actually, like, knew what was going to happen was when I had
Loki stopped watching Game of Thrones because after the scene where she gets, like, raped
basically, I would, I had to stop watching. I was like, first of all, you're too good of an actress.
And second of all, how necessary was that scene. So then I was like, oh, I'll give it a beat.
And then this last final season, it was the last final season.
So I caught up and I watched it.
And all of my friends were like, give me some details on the ground of the throne.
And I was like, you think that she's going to tell me you've lost your mind.
I'm a big mouth.
Yeah.
I'd be like, queen of the north.
So you didn't get any details about a Vegas wedding either, huh?
I didn't.
Although I did get a text that day saying, babe, are you in Vegas?
Oh, my gosh.
Perfect.
And I was like, no.
No.
Did you want to fly there immediately when you heard that?
No.
No.
I mean,
I love Vegas weddings.
Right.
You know,
I was like,
I'll catch the next one.
I'll see you guys.
Plus,
you know,
for me,
it's like,
I like to spend time with her and Joe,
like,
when it's,
when it's us and it's low key.
If we're,
like,
going to dinner and there's going to be,
like,
photos or something like that.
If Diplo's live streaming it.
Yeah,
like that's not,
that's not my vibe.
Yeah.
It's super isn't.
And that's,
I think,
why we,
we are such good friends
is that I'll let them have like all of that
and then I'll be like, come over to my house.
Let's build a fort.
We're going to build a fort.
We're going to hang out with my dogs.
Right.
Amazing.
And look, there's so many,
this movie and Dark Phoenix X-Men,
there's so many big names.
It's crazy that, you know,
you're working with all these amazing people.
How was set?
Like, do you get to kind of hang out with these people?
Yeah.
Because it's like there's so many you can't have scenes with everybody.
No.
I don't even think I had a scene with so far.
in Apocalypse.
We just ended up living together.
Right, right, exactly.
We were just like, oh, wow, you're my, you're my girl.
Like, I super get it.
I haven't seen Dark Fannie's head, but I have seen Apocalypse.
And it's like kind of the beginnings.
Yeah.
So, yeah, it's the beginnings.
And, like, I'm like, with Apocalypse.
I'm like one of the bad guys.
And, like, she's off doing, like, her beautiful, like,
slow motion moments with Thai, you know.
And it was fun because, like, we were never working together,
which meant that we were on opposite schedules.
But when we'd come home after a long day of working
and we'd like make some spaghetti and drink some wine
And like you know when you have someone to come home to on jobs that are six to seven months long
It really does change things instead of like coming home and it being like an empty hotel room or an empty apartment in a foreign country
Yeah
You know you don't really know people or whatever like it's so important to have somebody there and like a support system
It supports this and you have that bond and you're going into a movie with with Michael Fastbender and and
And Jennifer Lawrence, Jessica Chastain now is in this, like, it's crazy.
Yeah.
And they're all, they all seem amazing.
Like we said, big fans of all of them.
They were actually really nice people.
You know, the thing about it is, is that for them to be such incredible stars and actors
and still be really down to earth and super chill and willing to, like, go to dinner and go
have a drink or go have a laugh.
Like, it just proves that, like, not everyone has to be a dick.
Right.
I was going to say it shows that you see the celebrities that act like assholes and you're like, why can you act like the people who are humble and nice and are still themselves?
Yeah, yeah, because I think that that's the thing about longevity in this industry is when you're yourself and you're real and you don't have to give that to everyone, but you also don't have to be a dick to everyone.
And there's a fine line and some people get it and some people don't.
And what I love about this industry and where it's moving is that the people who don't really weed themselves out.
No one wants to work with them anymore.
And the people who work the most are the ones who are fun to work with.
Because you get to play make-believe for a living.
And people pay us.
What's better than that?
Yeah.
I'm like, what do you mean?
Why are you so upset about your chair and it's comfortability?
Right.
This is not a big deal.
Also, first of all problems.
Like, people are starving in different countries.
Yep.
Yep.
Well, you also have new movie Shaft coming out with Samuel Jackson, which is obviously
insane these movies back to back.
Yep. What was that movie like?
It was
so much fun. I mean,
I don't even know how to describe it. We just laughed.
Shaft. Yeah.
Shaft. It's shaft.
Can you dig it? Yeah. Yeah. You know?
I mean, we were just laughing the whole time.
Working with Tim Story as a director
was really, really fun because
he kind of just let us all have fun.
And there were moments where, you know,
Sam's cracking jokes in like me and Regina
have to be serious or mad at him and we were just always constantly trying to make each other laugh
that's all we were trying to do was just like all right right how can i make you crack up right now
how can i how can i how can i break you so that we have to do this again and it's your fault yeah
you're just you're just out here having a great friend everywhere you go yeah yeah which is
really cool because with x-men like we're all in so much hair makeup and costume like on on
on apocalypse it would take two three people to get me dressed every day so two towards the end in
the beginning of the story but um with shaft i'm like in regular people clothes like it's my own hair
i'm not worried about my wig or worried about you know the three or four hours that i just had in makeup
um so with shafts i was able to you're you're actually able to pull pranks and not be like
eat eat yeah like squeaking everywhere you go i feel like i feel like samuel jackson
probably has so many great like little isms and wisdom and totally
Like what was the best thing that he dropped you
For like the Hollywood life
Or like that you know the acting world
He was like don't be a dumb ass
Yeah
So that was great advice
Is that exactly what he said?
He's because he's super real man
He's like he's like you're good
Just don't be a dick
You know like life is too short
For anyone to be acting like this
But also he has a video
Off of YouTube
I don't know who made it
But it's like a two hour
not even 20. It's like 20 minutes.
I don't think about it. It felt like
it was two hours. It felt like it was two hours,
but it's all the times that he's ever said
motherfucker in a movie.
So like it's like, motherfucker, motherfucker.
And it's just like all, it's an
entire video that he will play for you. I think I've seen this
video. I think I've seen. I don't know
if the person who made it, he plays it for you.
For you. Girl, he wears shirts with his own face
on him. It's so funny. He needs a shirt
that says motherfucker on it.
He's got to have a million of them.
I think he's got him in coffee mugs,
on hats, on T-shirts, on sneakers.
I mean, he's, like, literally the only person I know who has said motherfucker that many times ever.
Like, in every, he gets one in every job.
Like, does he put it in his contract?
How does he deal with that?
Where's my lawyer?
What is my lawyer doing?
If I can't say motherfucker on every movie.
You need that Samuel Jackson.
I do. I really do. I really do. I also would love to make Samuel Jackson money. So I
We had a debate in our office a while ago because somebody, I don't remember who, but somebody
referred to him as Sam Jackson and we were like, who? Yeah. And they were like Sam Jackson,
like Samuel Al Jackson. We're like, no, wait, nobody. You're calling him, no, nobody calls him Sam Jackson.
Yeah. And they tried to convince us that like, it was a thing that like Sam Jackson is a thing.
And I was like, I don't think it is. No. No. No. No.
Like, not, like, normally.
Yeah.
Like, when you're on set and you're like, oh, Sam, they need you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Of course.
Right.
But, like, no.
He's not referred to as Sam Jackson.
That's, like, I'm not sitting here with you being like, yeah, you know Sam Jackson.
Right.
I mean, no.
It's like disrespectful.
Low key, right?
Like, if you're like, if you're like, if you're like, Samuel L Jackson or
Samuel.
Samuel.
Yeah.
That's weird.
Samuel.
Samuel.
That's weirder.
I'd call him Sam.
I've always called him Sam.
But like, you're allowed to call him Sam.
But that's because I've, like, worked with him and developed a short hand.
People like us in our office must call him Samuel Jackson.
It's not identifiable in my opinion.
Right, exactly.
Like, if you were Sam Jackson, that could be, that could be anybody.
Yeah.
That sounds like the most generic name.
My first thought was true Jackson VP.
And I was like, yes, did she have a brother named Sam?
I was like, why is that my first thought that's hearing Sam Jackson?
They were like, like, Samuel L Jackson.
Like, that's totally different.
I can't call him that.
True Jackson. What a great show.
It was a great show.
That's what it reminded me of. So funny.
Well, this has been awesome.
Thank you so much for joining us.
Everybody check out Dark Phoenix.
It is in theaters now.
Shaft releases June 14th.
14th, June 14th.
Check it out, everybody.
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Did I just send that?
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Also, we just hope you have a fantastic weekend.
A marvelous weekend.
Happy Father's Day.
Oh, all the dads out there listening.
Oh, there's plenty of them.
Happy Father's Day.
Sitting in a morning, son.
I'll be sitting when the evening come.
Watch you.
the ship's rolling in
and then I watch
and roll away again
yeah
I'm sitting on the dark of the bay
watching the tide
roll away
sitting on the dark of the
bay
wasting time
I left my home
in Georgia
Headed for the crystal bay
Because I've had nothing to live for
And look like nothing's gonna come my way
So I'm just gonna sit on the darker of bay
Watching the tide
Road away
I'm sitting on a darker of bay
Wasting time
You remain the same
I can't do what
10 people tell me to do
Listen
Sitting here resting my bones
And this loneliness
Won't leave me alone
Listen
2,000 miles I roam
Just to make this
A dock my home
Now I'm just going to sit
At the dark of a bay
watching the tide
rode away
and sitting on the darker bay
wasting time
