Chicks in the Office - Taylor Swift vs. Scooter Braun
Episode Date: July 8, 2019CITO Merch: (http://bit.ly/citomerch). We recap our vacations (00:12-23:03). U.S. women's soccer (23:20-26:00). Taylor Swift/Scooter Braun drama explained (28:52-48:01). Joe Jonas & Sophie Turner'...s wedding (48:39-54:37). Jax Taylor & Brittany Cartwright's wedding (54:38-55:56). David Foster & Katharine McPhee's wedding + Fran ROASTS Ria's grandpa (55:57-1:01:50). Are Camila Cabello & Shawn Mendes dating? (1:03:40-1:14:14). Halle Bailey was cast as Ariel in the live-action 'Little Mermaid' (1:14:51-1:19:34). Bachelorette update (1:21:18-1:26:23). Follow us on Instagram @chicksintheoffice and on Twitter @chicksintheoff + subscribe to our Snapchat show: (http://bit.ly/thegroupchat).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/chicks-in-the-office
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What's up, everyone? It's Chicks in the Office with Ria and Fran. We are giving you that Friday energy on a Monday, except it's Sunday because we just got back from vacation.
Yes, we're back. And we are recording this on a Sunday afternoon. I'm so tired.
I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm really trying to, well, the time difference is such ass.
Like, it really is, you don't think six hours is that bad, but coming back, coming back, it's bad.
But it's, it's, almost harder going there because you have to stay up so late.
Right.
And it's just, Franie, I got to say, it's tough.
I miss you.
I'd wake up at 10 a.m.
Well, not 10 a.m.
I'd wake up at like 9 a.m.
And I'd think, huh, what time?
time is it for Fran right now.
I honestly,
I would be like, wow,
she's like having dinner or lunch right now.
I'm just waking up.
It's why.
I had one, obviously,
look, it was Fourth of July week.
So I guess it was maybe
Saturday morning.
I woke up and or no,
it was Friday.
It was after Fourth of July.
And all my friends
were still awake and I was
getting Snapchats from them at like
4 a.m.
And they were really dark.
Like there's something very funny about getting snapschats from your friends,
like when it's really late and you wake up and you see them in the morning and you're like,
oh my God, you idiots, look at what you were doing.
But waking up like so far away and knowing that they were still awake doing it, I was like,
oh my God.
I actually ran into your friends.
Oh, yeah, yeah, you did.
Which was weird because you would have been with them.
I would have.
But I ran, like this was your prime friend group.
Yeah.
go out with all the time. I ran into them out of the blue. I wasn't planning it. Usually,
you know, if I was going to see them, it would be because of you. All of a sudden, I'm hanging
out with them. They were very happy to see you. Yeah, I was very happy to see them. They were very,
complimentary. Complementative. Is that the word? Complementary. Complementary. They were very
complimentary. We're back, guys. We are back. All right, friend. All right, let's move on.
Let's talk about our favorite parts of vacation, though. But first, no.
Noah?
Yes.
How are you doing?
How's your vacation?
I'm good.
I'm relaxed.
I got some fans reaching out to me to wish me like a...
I feel like you had a really nice week.
I did.
I just because we sat on the beach and didn't hear from you at all.
Not at all.
Noah,
you're glowing.
I want to say you're glowing right now.
No one will see because I'm still not going to post on Instagram, but...
Did you take any pictures this vacation?
I have some, but I'm not going to post them.
Come on.
What about pictures with your dog?
Fran even posted.
Your dog is...
Your dog is...
Your dog is...
Your dog is...
Your dog is...
dog is so cute i know i just want to post my dog i know i got a lot of love for people on instagram i gotta
yeah thanks to all the girls out there who were encouraging me yeah we are all very encouraging
the last podcast i'm glad you followed through with it yeah i got really nervous but i did it i don't know
i just get insecure but like also who cares i know i want to say um also this brings me to some
point i wanted to bring up carty v tweeted the other day she was like you can't even be a rock star
anymore because everybody on the internet makes it so hard because they're always judging you all the time
I agree with that.
It's like, why do we even care anymore?
Right.
But anyways, let's talk about-
Anyways, Noah, you had a great vacation.
Noah, you had a great vacation.
Okay, good.
Let's talk about our favorite parts of vacation.
Okay.
I'll go first.
Okay.
I'm excited.
You want to tell the story.
I want to tell the story.
It's really not that interesting, but it just made me feel so good.
So I'm going to tell it anyway.
So got there on Monday.
Tell everyone where you went.
Oh, Bahamas, Bahama.
Okay.
Grand Hyatt, Bahamara.
great place.
Wonderful.
Got there Monday.
Delayed flight.
It's okay.
We got there on 7 p.m.
It's fine.
Went to go eat dinner.
Great.
All day, Tuesday,
sunshine from 10 a.m.
to 4.30 p.m.
I sat on the beach.
Got some great color.
Then went to dinner.
Fantastic.
Wednesday.
Do the same thing except throw in some jet skis, right?
We go jet skiing.
I knew what this was going to be about the jet skis.
No, no, no.
There's more than I told you.
I just want to clarify that Ria did text me on Thursday that she was just the jet ski queen.
She was like, Fran, you should see me out there on the water.
I'm dominating the jet skis.
Well, let me explain to you the story.
So Wednesday, we go to the jet skis.
And it's a third party thing.
They're like, you got to walk down the beach.
Third party thing has nothing to do at the hotel.
You trust them.
You go jet ski.
Like, fine.
Did you have to sign your life away?
Yeah, fine.
I don't care.
I'll sign it away.
If I'd die on a jet ski, it's a good story for you guys.
Sean Kingston, he got her on a jet ski once.
You sure, like, bad.
Bad.
Yeah.
He did.
You didn't want that to happen to me.
But I honestly, when I was signing it, I was like, you know what, Sean Kingston for my boy?
I'll do it.
So.
Noah's dying over there.
I do the jet ski.
Me and Hank do the jet ski.
Separate ones.
Now, mind you, I've been on a jet ski before, but on the back.
I've never driven one by myself.
So I was nervous.
I was doing it by myself.
I'm like, fuck it.
I'm going to do it by myself.
I was very scared this time around.
We had a half an hour.
I was very nervous.
I'll hand up.
I wasn't that great.
I was still going around to the islands and going deep.
I've never been on one by myself.
I was very nervous to drive it, right?
Towards the end, I picked it up.
I was going fast.
But it was towards the end.
So I didn't really get to feel the full rush,
although it was fun.
So we end and Hank's like,
I mean, you were scared,
but we might have to go back again tomorrow.
I'm like, no, we're definitely going back again tomorrow.
Like, I got to redeem myself here.
So we wake up Thursday and it's raining.
I'm like, oh my God, I'm not going to face.
No, literally.
How am I going to get my second chance?
I want to backtrack.
We went to the casino Wednesday night and I won on roulette.
And I was like, fuck, we ought to use this tour of the jet skis now.
We can go to second day.
Okay, we wake up on Thursday.
It's raining.
Oh, my God.
We're not going to be able to do the jet skis.
Okay.
The sun comes out.
We go to the beach.
I'm like, fuck yeah.
We're going to be able to do the jet skis.
Oh, no.
It starts fucking downpouring.
Like you wouldn't believe.
I have pictures.
of pictures downpouring like you you haven't seen in a while i'll say that i'm like oh my god the jet
skis what do we do the money we won from the night before i'm like let's just go it's raining
let's just go to the casino and play it i mean not could be able to do the jet skis we go to the
casino we lose the money it's now 445 but the sun comes out the jet skis close at five the sun comes
out beaming stronger than it has the entire trip i'm like this is a sign we have to run to the jet skis
they close at five, maybe they'll let us do it.
We go, sure enough, get on the jet skis.
Whatever, I don't have to tell you that process.
We get on the jet skis, it's like five.
Thanks for sparing us.
It's thanks for sparing us the process of signing up for the jet skis.
It's five o'clock, right?
The guy gives me a jet ski that's beeping and says warning on it.
It's like, beep, beep, beep, beep, good morning, everyone.
Non-stop, non-stop.
Not stop.
I'm like, guy, it's beeping.
Like, what are you doing?
It says warning on it.
No gas.
No, and he's like, no, it's fine.
Trust me, you're going to be fine.
I'm like, are you kidding me?
Like, this is my second time riding a jet ski.
You're giving me a jet ski.
That says, fucking warning.
It won't stop beeping in my face.
He's like, it's going to shut off.
It's going to shut off.
I got so mad.
And you guys know how I get when I get mad.
Like, I get, like, my temper comes out a little bit.
I fucking turn the jet ski and just went,
skirt, 60 miles per hour for a half an hour straight in the open water, standing up.
I was screaming, fuck yeah.
Like, you wouldn't believe.
of like going as hard as I can, pedal to the metal, skir, skirk, skirk.
I was going so fast.
Hank was trying to keep up with me.
He's going to be pissed.
I said this, but I don't think he listens.
So this will be a test.
I don't think he listens.
So this is fine.
It's fine.
It's not like we listen to every part of my team.
I mean, I don't.
I'm with him all the time.
I was going so fast.
The day before, obviously, he was crushing me.
He couldn't keep up with me.
He could not keep up with me.
I was standing up, right?
And I look back and I'm like, oh, I feel bad.
He's so far behind.
Let me slow down.
Let me slow down.
So I slow down just enough for him to reach up to me.
And I forgot that if you, you know, start going as fast as you can again, you're going
to splash somebody in the face.
I just took off as fast as I can.
And it looked like I did one of those scurts and splashed him right in the face.
He couldn't drive.
He was twisted and turning.
I was going as fast as I can in the open water for 30 minutes straight, standing up.
screaming, fuck yeah, woohoo!
Like hair blowing.
It was honestly one of the best moments of my life.
And we have no video evidence.
No video evidence, but I'm sure I could like find the sheet or something, you know, go back to the Bahamas, ask Marcia.
That was the lady's name.
I mean, I'm not going to bring my phone or my camera in the ocean.
Some people do that.
Some people do, but I'm not an idiot.
I'm not going to break it.
I was like, it is what it is.
Yeah, well, I didn't really think that.
So, yeah, I mean, you could not believe me, but I mean.
I think's probably a GoPro guy, no?
Yeah, I mean, he didn't bring one with him.
Wow.
I know, we really fucked up because honestly, the shots of me standing up in the open waters would have been sick.
But unfortunately, we don't have that so you can choose to believe me or not believe me, but I'm telling you, I was going.
Yep.
Oh, my God.
Skirt, skirt.
Woohoo.
Fuck, yeah.
Doing the whole thing in the middle of the Bohemian waters.
It was fantastic. And that was the highlight of your vacation?
Yeah, I would say that was the highlight of my vacation.
Besides, oh, oh, shout out to this girl who'd DM me.
She told me to go to this place, Katsuya.
And it's a, like, Japanese food place.
And she said it has the best fried rice for $76.
And she was like, trust me, it's worth it.
I took her advice and I went and I had that fried rice and it was fantastic.
Wow.
So shout out to you.
What is that?
Is it for like multiple people?
Like is it big enough to share?
It's big enough to share for two people, I would say.
$76 for fried rice.
It's baffling.
It's a baffling price for fried rice.
No, it was baffling when I read that message.
I was like, oh my God, $76 for fried rice.
It must be really good.
It was really fucking good.
And everything there was pretty expensive, though, I will say.
Yeah, yeah.
Anytime you go to resort.
The prices are up.
Like, you wouldn't believe.
Yeah.
It's like, why am I paying $13 for a small thing of ice cream?
Right.
It makes no sense.
It is always expensive.
Yeah.
But anyways, it doesn't matter because the jet skiing was awesome.
The vacation was awesome.
Yeah, that was my highlight, friend.
That's amazing.
I had a great trip as well.
That's fantastic.
We both dabbled in water sports, which good for us.
I tried wake surfing.
I was so bad.
I'm not even going to pretend like I was good.
No, I blame everybody that was on the boat.
I think everybody just assumed that I was going to be so bad that they didn't even
bother.
That's fucked up.
Because there's some clips of my brother.
I saw those.
Yeah, his girlfriend was really good because she does that stuff.
Damn.
She's done it before.
So she knew what she was doing.
I just think they thought it would be so bad.
I did kind of get up for like a second.
And I was shocked.
And I was so pissed that nobody had it on camera.
And then the kids we were with,
we have made friends through the years that live there.
And so they took us out to do it.
And one of them got.
on the wake it was literally a wakeboard like not not even where your feet are buckled in like
it's just free free on this wakeboard led let me tell you i was not i was not really that
great but anyway i got to go i went on it with um one of my friends i don't know how he did this
but he managed to get both of us on and it was wild i'm really sad you don't have a video but
That sounds fun.
Yeah, I kind of have a video of the two of us on it,
but it's really just the end of it and I'm falling off.
Yeah.
So, I don't really think.
I really think my sister just like,
it's so funny back to back,
like hearing your story on the water and then hearing France.
No, I really tried my best.
I have to say, I tried my best.
I wasn't up there screaming,
but I gave myself a lot of credit for even trying to do it in the first place.
That's way harder than jet skiing.
Way harder.
I was so sore.
Way harder than jet skiing.
So sore.
They kept being like trying to.
again, try it again. I was like, I'm drowning. Like, I'm good. Oh my God. It was crazy. But,
no, it was a great trip. You were with Nakey girls? Yeah. There's one, like, club that's in
Bellagio that's so much fun. The Lido. And, and... Spicy. Yes. And it's outside. I think I'm
going to go to Italy next year. You really should. For the Fourth of July week. It really is just...
I think I'm walking that in. It's so much fun. We had a great time. And I'm trying to think of
other cool stuff I did. I met two very nice girls on the rooftop bar one night who were who knew
who I was. That was wild. That's beautiful. Yeah. They were very nice. We had a great time.
Then what else happened? I didn't run into any girls on the trip. I ran into some guys and they were
like, we're going to get some Adderall and then we're going to go listen to Nelly. And I was like,
all right. All right. Cool. That's yeah. I was like, all right. Bye. Nice meeting, you guys.
Yeah, that's so funny. There was a lot of celebs in Italy this week. Bell Thorne was staying at the hotel.
You didn't run into any, huh?
No.
Nick and Priyanka were in Tuscany, not close.
But of course they decided to copy my vacation.
Duh.
And then I'm trying.
Oh, oh, best part.
Met Ice, the dog from dogs on Netflix.
Would you say this was your highlight?
Oh my God.
Probably.
He was so cute.
And it was so sad, but also nice.
Because after I posted a picture of him, so many people were like, wow, I don't want
this to come off the wrong way.
but I'm so happy he's still alive.
People just thought he was so old
that he probably wasn't alive still.
Happy to report.
Ice is still kicking.
He's still fishing with his dad.
That's amazing.
It was so cute.
And literally the restaurant and everything was exactly like in the show.
We went and we had lunch and the mom with the mom of the, you know,
not of the dog,
but of the dog.
Yeah.
Was our waitress and she was so nice.
She brought ice inside and had him sit on the chair for us.
So this was really a highlight for you.
I bet it was actually because you really like dogs more than anything.
And my dad, my whole family was freaking out because we watched this episode of the show so many times.
Because we have been to this area before.
So it's like, wow, we never knew this restaurant existed.
The food was amazing.
I just, I had pasta for every single meal.
Every, like actually every single meal.
Now I want, I think I'm going to eat pasta tonight because I'm thinking about how much pasta you ate.
It's just not as good as it is.
Because it's, like, how do you eat pasta?
food. How do you eat pasta every, I don't know, you literally can't go wrong.
Like every single place you're going to get good pasta. It's just so fresh and the sauce is so good.
I'm so jealous. Why people go to Italy and don't have pasta? It's like you get. Why would you go to Italy and not people do that?
Yeah, you could get like a, the fish. The fish is gray is all like the lake fish. It's all really, really good. But you can get like, I don't know, you could get like a steak or something if you wanted. But it's like, why get a steak? Because the steak is not that good. In America, you could get a great steak. Yeah, why wouldn't you just get pasta in Italy? If you go to. If you go to.
Italy and you don't get pasta.
There's something wrong with you.
Maybe I shouldn't have pasta for every meal.
But I...
That's wrong.
I say...
Eat it for every meal.
You know, I have an Uncle Pete.
He's very, very old.
Very old.
And you know what he said?
The secret to him living is...
Pasta?
He eats pasta every day.
Pasta every day.
You want to know what the best pasta I had on the trip was?
Yes.
Oh my God.
Okay.
It was this squid ink tagliatelli.
Ooh.
And it was in this light sauce with caramel
onions and sun-dried tomatoes and like the freshest goat cheese.
It was just, it was truly one of the best things I've ever, I've truly ever tasted.
No, you have to clean up the slab on the mic.
Yeah, I'm starting, my mouth is like salivating, thinking about it again.
Holy crap was that good pasta.
That sounds so good.
You mentioned, you mentioned you met ice, the dog.
Ice tea was staying at my hotel.
Speaking of ice.
Speaking of ice tea.
He was at my hotel.
Nelly.
Did you see him?
No, no, no.
But the guy at the balcony in the room next to us was outside smoking and we were on the balcony
as well.
And he just looked over at us and he was like, you guys go to Nelly today?
We were like, no.
Oh, Nelly performed.
Yeah, yeah, Nellie performed.
That's what I said the guys I ran into.
They're like, we're going to get out of going to go see Nelly.
Oh, I thought they were just saying that.
No, no, but he was going to go to our room and listen to me.
He was staying at, no, no, no, no.
He was staying at the hotel and performing that day.
and then again July 6, which was yesterday.
And this guy was like, oh, you know, I also ran into iced tea on my way to see Nelly.
I was like, what the fuck?
And then this guy started talking about his town in Canada that just got ruined years ago.
And now it's all better.
And I don't know how we went from talking about iced tea and Nellie to that.
And then he went inside.
And that was the last interaction.
But you mentioned how you were with some very nice girls in Italy that you met.
That's lovely.
I love when I meet nice people out and they're like, oh my God, we listen to your show.
I got two things to talk about.
Okay.
Before we went away, I went out.
I texted you about this.
Oh, yes.
I went out and I'm out of bar, popular bar in New York City.
And this girl comes out to me.
And I had just ordered, no mind you, I'm like a little bit of both.
I'm a little drunk, I'm a little high and having a good time.
I had just bought a drink, right?
Literally just bought one.
This girl comes out to me.
I'm dancing.
like just like an idiot and she's like oh my god ria like i'm a big fan of you it's my birthday can i buy
you a drink i'm like oh my god happy birthday i'm like i literally i literally just had a drink in my hand
like i don't want you to buy buy me a drink and for some reason my brain said like i'm still
recovering from the embarrassment of that i said this i hope this girl's still a fan after this
i know i i don't know if she is i said i'm okay but
I'll be dancing all night on the dance floor.
Maybe I'll see you out there.
You literally were like, yo,
why?
Why?
Yeah.
Woo-bo.
See you on the dance floor.
Don't buy me a drink.
Who?
Who says that?
Like, out of all things, like, no, I'm okay on the drink,
but I'll be dancing all night.
So catch me out there?
What is that?
Who interacts?
Like, I'm so awkward.
I could not, I couldn't snap back into.
into normal mode after that.
I was like, that was the most awkward thing
I've ever said. And then she just started laughing
and walked away. Well, that's good.
She started laughing. She started laughing
and walked away. And I just want to, if she's
listening, I just want to apologize for my awkwardness.
Yeah. Because that's so awkward. I love
apologize on your behalf as well. I love
when people come up to us. I get so happy. I'm like,
oh my God, thank you. I hug people. I'm so
excited to talk to them. And I just fucked that
one up. I was just like, I'm on the
dance for tonight. Like, what?
Who acts like that?
True to your brand.
Yeah, I guess so.
I guess so.
And then you can cut this next story out.
Maybe you can cut it out, but just let me know.
It was an interesting, interesting scene.
All right.
One more.
One more story.
Okay.
I was at Sky Bar in Bahamara.
And it's this very nice place.
I saw a model, Caroline Lowe.
We interviewed her.
She was out there just mentioned.
that quickly. She was on model squad. Yeah, she was on model squad. Um, and I'm sitting with Hank,
and his guy comes out and he goes, if I ask you what Viva the stool is, do you know what I mean?
And I was like, yes. And then he high-fied me and said, thank you, rock on and walked away.
And my head, I'm like, weird. That was weird. I've never been spoken to in code before,
kind of an interesting way to go about it. So then I tell, so Hank, like, testing to see if you were
who he thought you were so then Hank was like well you know he was with his he was with a a girl and then he was
like she said who is that and he had to go prove a point and that's why he asked me that question
oh but then i said did that really happen and Hank goes no that's just what i'm assuming happened
like what like how do you you just assume that's what the guy could have
The guy could have just been talking code,
which I kind of, I was like, oh, the code.
I kind of like that.
I mean, it was interesting.
I would have assumed that it was like a friend who was like,
I don't think that's her.
It's like, I bet you.
Yeah, right, I bet it is.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That type of thing.
It was interesting.
Definitely, the assumption makes sense.
Yeah, it was definitely interesting.
And the coding was kind of interesting.
I was like, yes.
Like, I thought I was in like a secret like a mission.
Like, if I say Viva the stool, do you know what I mean?
I was like, yes, sir.
Wow.
I, I, Captain, then he was off.
Boom, just like that.
You shouldn't have said anything.
You should have just like slowly nodded your head.
Like, mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, it was an interesting one.
It was an interesting one.
So a few interesting encounters.
I want to just apologize on my behalf for being an awkward human being.
Well, other than that, like, like you said, phenomenal vacations.
Phenomenal.
We're happy.
We're back.
I feel like I haven't been in this office in months, which is nice.
I'm not going to lie.
Yeah, it's, I walked in today, but I'll be honest.
I came in with a pep in my step.
I was excited to see you guys.
I'm excited to come back.
I was excited to see you guys too.
I don't think you guys were as excited.
No, I actually felt like I was in Italy for a very long time.
You were in Italy for a long time.
Yeah. Which is nice.
It was like exactly what I needed.
I feel very refreshed.
I'm ready to go.
I feel so refreshed as well.
Get back in the Snapchat game.
I'm ready.
I forget how to be on camera.
Yeah.
I'll be so much more ready when the pimples on my face go away that I got like when I came back
New York because I'll tell you in Bahamas my skin was just you know glowing and then I get yeah and then
I get back on the plane to New York and I wake up with just a cluster fuck of pimples just a draw my
my nose I feel like sometimes your skin adjust I'm honestly a nice skin and then you get on the plane
and it's bad air and the I'm just devastated about it but what a problem what a problem to have my poor
pimples yeah all right we got let's let's um
Let's get into the topics because we obviously, we've been gone for quite some time,
so we have a lot to cover.
We're just going to hit the big stuff, I think, because honestly, too much happened while we
were on vacation.
A lot of stuff happened.
I feel like too much, too much happened.
So we'll hit the big stuff.
Oh, yeah.
Also shout out to the women's soccer team.
I love those ladies so much.
If you haven't watched the Nike ad that played after they won, it was so hype.
They're just, I don't know how people hate on them.
It's just so stupid because we know they're good.
They know they're good.
They've won four World Cups.
And for some reason, men still can't get over the fact that they're so talented and can be proud of their accomplishments and brag about it a little bit.
I brag all you want.
They've won the World Cup now four times.
I see so many stupid trolls of people on Twitter like, oh, they lost a U-15 team.
Like, why would they care?
Why would they care about beating a bunch of?
of 15-year-old boys. They probably didn't even try.
They probably were just like, all right.
I'm sure they didn't even care.
It's funny because people just take the headline and it's like, oh, they lost.
But if you read it, it's like, obviously the women were just warming up for their next
match.
Like they were just practicing passing the ball and shit.
They weren't trying to score on 15-year-old kids.
It's so stupid.
It's so dumb and so stupid.
And even Dave said it, those women deserve to get paid.
Yeah.
Because he did it because the women are just.
so much more successful as a team than the men's national team is obviously it's very different and
we don't need to get into it but they deserve to be making way more than they make because they are
fucking fantastic and they're great role models and Alex Morgan can sip her tea till the cows come
home wow Fran that was a great speech thank you I tried to get a word in there but I really couldn't
I'm good now you say what you know I'm good because I feel like you said it all I agree with everything
you said. All right, Ria, we would normally at this point in the show do a woe did I just send
that. But to be honest, we're back from vacation and we forgot to look for one. Yeah, I honestly,
I just didn't pick one out. So keep sending them to me at Maria Chiffo.com.
Dot com. Um, on Instagram because I would have came prepared with one, but I forgot hand up.
So we'll just do one. It's a little out of it. We'll do one next week. We'll do one. We'll do one. We'll do two
next week. We'll do one on Thursday and one on Monday. Yeah. We'll do one on Thursday to make up for it.
I'm sorry.
I know you guys have been putting in the effort.
I won't say I didn't read them because I have been reading them.
Yeah.
I just didn't pick one.
Yeah, exactly.
That's the toughest part is actually picking one.
Right.
Plus there's a lot of topics to catch up on anyway.
All right, Fran.
So let's get into it.
Yes.
We got a lot to talk about.
We'll be talking about Taylor Swift and Scooter Braun because obviously we need to talk about that.
It was the biggest drama of the week.
We had four or five weddings happening.
A billion weddings.
So many weddings.
We got some new couple alerts.
Hallie Bailey was cast as Ariel and we are going to talk about the
bachelor's, but not really. Yeah. All right. Pretty much.
Yes. All right. So let's get into it starting off with Taylor Swift and Scooter Braun.
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All right.
So while we were away on vacation, Taylor Swift and Scooter Braun got into some drama.
We know it's like a little old now, but we have to talk about it and give our side because it's important.
It's very important.
It was wild.
I just, it's been a while.
I did not see it coming at all.
It's been a while, but I still thinking about it, it's crazy.
It's been a while since Taylor Swift has gotten herself into some drama.
Yeah.
She just made up with Katie Perry.
So it was kind of like, all right, we need something new here.
We need something fresh.
Bridges were being like mended, like, mended it felt like.
Right. So for our people who don't know what happened, we'll recap it really fast. Scooter Braun made a deal, a $300 million deal with Scott Borchetta and Big Machine Label Group. It's a record company. Right? Yeah. Scooter Braun makes a deal with him. They're now partners and whatnot.
300 million dollar deal. Don't worry, Scooter Braun will remind you of that a million trillion times on his Instagram story. That's all I kept seeing. Like in the middle of all this. I'm like, is he going to say anything? No, no. Just his Instagram story was dot.
of just $300 million deal.
$300 million.
I'm like,
congrats you.
It's fucking awesome.
But let's talk about Taylor Swift.
So this gets announced and Taylor Swift posts on her tumbler.
There's a picture of Justin Bieber facetiming with Scooter Braun and Kanye.
And she writes in red writing, circle Scooter Braun and goes, this is Scooter Braun bullying me on social media when I was at my lowest point.
He's about to own all the music I've ever made.
Pause there for a second.
Because Justin Bieber is the one who posted the picture.
I wrote Taylor Swift, what up?
I was very confused about this because, in my opinion,
I don't think that this is scooter bullying Taylor Swift because Justin posted it.
And then...
Right, it was Justin...
It was just in chirping Taylor, making a joke.
Yeah.
Which we'll get into because he set his side of the story.
So Taylor Swift then posts this whole thing on Tumblr and...
Should we read the whole thing or should we do like a too long?
I don't think we need to read.
Like, she basically, she was...
laid out the facts. She said that
she has always wanted
to own her own work.
But the only deal that she was
given was to earn back
one album at a time for every new one.
She didn't want to do that. She moved to
a new record label. She found
out, she said that she found out
that Scooter Braun bought
Big Machine in the news. Like she said, she found out
when everybody else found out.
She mentioned Kim Kardashian.
She mentioned the picture
what Justin basically saying that Scooter has has bullied her.
She said this is my worst case scenario.
This is what happens when you sign a deal of 15 to someone for whom the term
loyalty is clearly just a contractual concept.
And when that man says music has value, he means its value is beholden to men who had no part in creating it.
She left her masters in Scott's hands when she said you made peace with the fact that eventually he would sell them.
But quote, never in my worst nightmares did I imagine the buyer would be Scooter.
anytime she heard Scooter's name
It was just I don't know
She really does not like Scooter Braun at all
And now she said she signed with the label that believes
She should own anything that she creates
And that's that's about it
And she signed it off sad and grossed out
Yeah
Okay so from just reading this post
What I got from it without all the celebrities jumping in
When I read this I was like you know what
That's fucked up that she doesn't own her own music
everybody should own their own music.
Yeah.
100%.
I believe that.
But at the same time, when you sign a deal,
you also made a mistake, which people do.
She was very young.
She was 15.
She made a mistake.
But that is the deal that she made.
It was a bad deal that she made.
It sucks that she made that deal.
It sucks that she made that deal that she made.
I also thought that she was putting her anger more towards Scooter instead of Scott.
When Scott is the one who sold that to Scooter, you know, she mentioned scooter was
the buyer, but what about the seller who you said you made peace with, you know, you made peace
with the fact that you weren't going to own it, but then, like, you shouldn't you be mad?
It shouldn't be mad at Scott for knowing that you didn't like scooter and then selling it
a scooter more so than being mad at scooter for buying it because, you know, you already didn't
like scooter.
So why are you shocked that he bought?
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
I feel like she was trying.
I guess maybe that's what she was clarifying when she said that, um, that she made peace
with the fact that he was going to sell them.
I guess it was just so shocking that it was Scooter.
Right.
But she should be, I feel like, more mad at Scott, if anything, because if he knew how much Taylor
didn't like scooter, then he should have been like, I'm not going to give this the scooter.
Instead, Scooter just made a business deal at the end of the day.
So it's Scott.
Yeah, I mean, if we've learned anything from Scott, the guy cares about money.
And that's it.
Right.
He signed this deal with Taylor Swift.
Obviously, $300 million deal with Scooter Braun.
so it's crazy but it's like it sucks it sucks because she signed that deal and she was 15 and like
I like I said to you everybody does shit when they're 15 you hope that right people she had around her
would help her but it's so hard like it was her first big opportunity this they wanted to sign her
and it's like you no one knew how successful she was going to be so she took a risk signed the
contract and it it unfortunately kind of backfired in the fact that she doesn't own any of her
any of her music and yeah and the deal she was offered was shit like no wonder she moved labels
because the fact that he basically was like yeah you can have the opportunity to buy your music
back but it's like every for every new album that you make under us you can get one album you can buy
one album back like this is some best bullshit
Yeah, it's kind of offensive to her because she's one of the best singers and you're like, okay, you need to earn your music.
And which is the most successful artist for a big machine.
Like what planet did you?
It's really, very bizarre.
That part is bizarre and just offensive to Taylor in general because, I mean, any big name artists like that when you think like Taylor Swift or Ariana Grande, they, you know, at the end of the day, they should be not treated differently.
But, I mean, they earned that music.
It's not like a different artist where you're like trying to get.
get them to make music. This is somebody who's made the best, you know, some of the best albums.
So it's kind of crazy. Although I still think, I think there's parts of the story about Scooter that
we're not getting from Taylor because she seems so disgusted with him, but from I don't feel the
disgust. You know what I mean? Because I feel like there's stuff we're not seeing. I think a lot
of it is, I don't know. I think she should be more mad at Scott. But if she's,
She hates Scooter so much.
I could see why she'd be mad at him owning it.
But at the same day, Scott gave it to him.
Yeah.
It's a tough position.
And everything obviously snowballed after that.
Justin Bieber posted an apology Instagram.
This is where I got confused with Justin here because he posted on Instagram and he said,
Hey, Taylor.
First of all, I would like to apologize for posting that hurtful Instagram post.
At the same time, I thought it was funny.
But looking back, it was distasteful and insensitive.
I have to be honest, though.
It was my caption and posts that I screened,
of Scooter and Kanye that said Taylor Swift what up.
He didn't have anything to do with it and it wasn't even a part of the conversation.
And actually, he was the person who told me not to joke like that.
Scooter has had your back since the days you graciously let me open for you.
As the years have passed, we haven't crossed paths and gotten to communicate or our differences,
hurts or frustrations.
So for you to take it to social media and get people hate on Scooter isn't fair.
I don't think she was getting people hate on Scooter.
It's kind of like the same argument people make about like stoolies.
Like you're not telling them to go after them.
It's kind of just people are doing that in their own.
What were you trying to accomplish by posting that blog?
Seems to me like it was to get sympathy.
You also knew that I'm posting that.
Your fans would go and bully Scooter.
Anyway, one thing I know is both Scooter and I love you.
I feel like the only way to resolve conflict is through communication.
So banter back and forth online, I don't believe solves anything.
I'm sure Scooter and I would love to talk to you and resolve any conflict, pain,
or any feelings that need to be addressed, neither Scooter or I have anything negative to say about you.
We truly want the best for you.
I usually don't rebuttal things like this, but when you,
you try and to face someone I love I love's character that's crossing a line okay I understood
Justin in the beginning I'm like you know what that's great he's apologizing here he's owning up
that it wasn't Scooter that's big of him because it clearly was Justin's joke that Justin keep
bringing up himself and I'm like this kind like nowhere in the in the tumbler post did Taylor Swift
say I'm mad at Justin Bieber and Justin seems like he's got a guilty conscience in the end of this
because he kept saying,
I'm sure Scooter and I would love to talk to you.
Scooter and I have nothing negative to say about you.
Probably does have a guilty conscience
because it's his fucking Instagram post
that she's like calling out.
And he keeps saying, you know, I, I, I.
And I just feel like it was,
it's not about Justin here.
You know what I mean?
Although he is taking responsibility,
he just keeps bringing it up.
Also, Taylor Swift likes something about Justin cheating on Selena.
Yeah, I saw that.
It's just,
it's it's tough i because i i understand what justin was trying to do and it is it's so hard because
all these celebrities have these crazy super fans and no matter what they do people go after
the person they're talking about like justin didn't really say anything bad about taylor
no he was just like the only bad thing he was like he was he kind of said he felt
like she was trying to get sympathy,
but it just always happens because then it's like,
now just as fans go after Taylor.
You know, it's like, it's just never ending and there's no...
Right.
There's no, there's no fix for it.
Yeah, like you can't go crazy.
And you can't...
Yeah, you can't...
No.
And then saying that she, like, sicked her fans on school.
No.
She didn't do that.
Because at the end of the day, like,
she's also a person if she wants to tell her feelings.
She can do that.
Unfortunately, it comes with,
people that are going to go after the fans, but that people should just leave the fans out of it because
they're not them. Like you can't control what your fans say to other people. You really can't.
But then Haley, my girl Haley comments, gentlemen. Yeah. Cara Delavine then dunks on Haley.
Like you've never seen before. And I honestly, it was such a facial. It can't, yeah, it,
it hurt me. But it wasn't wrong. Like she had a good point. And I was, uh, I, I,
I felt hurt for Haley because I can't, you know what I mean?
Like, oh my God, receiving that notification.
Like, you just got absolutely dunked on.
Yeah.
Although it doesn't seem like she cares.
I'm just saying.
But let's read the comment.
So she said, gentleman question mark.
And then she talked to them and said, you must be bored.
I wish you spent less time sticking up for men and more time trying to understand women and
respect their valid reactions.
As a merry man, you should be lifting women up instead of tearing them down because
you are threatened.
I am not sure you actually understand what an apology is.
This issue that Taylor Swift is talking out is about far more than a picture and you know that.
As you said, you haven't spoken to her in years, which means you definitely don't understand the situation.
I do.
Take a step back and try and learn from this.
We should all be on the same team.
End of story.
Kissy face.
Which I thought was like a very nice dunk, a very polite clap.
It was a very polite.
It was very polite.
It got the point across.
I kind of agree with like, you know,
these people think that they're more powerful than Taylor like oh you know with the whole you
make an album and then you earn one back like it's Taylor fucking Swift what are you doing but the same time
they're making business deals um so I think there's a lot that goes on that we don't see there's
probably more reasons why we that she's discussed with Scooter than we know and there's probably
more reasons why Scooter and Justin and Haley and Demi Lovato are all sticking up for Scooter
reasons we don't know about Taylor I think there's
both very, very much so both things are missing.
Yeah, and it's like you have,
you have friends of each person stand up for their respective friend.
That's just what's going to happen.
Like there wasn't one person who.
There's two stories.
Yeah, like it wasn't like we had Demil, you know,
there wasn't like somebody from scooter side being like,
wow, Taylor's right.
Or there wasn't somebody from Taylor's side being like, wow, scooter,
you know what?
That's just not going to happen.
It's never going to happen.
And so you just have, you have Demi supporting Scooter.
You have obviously Scooter's wife said something.
Sia said something.
Justin Bieber.
Then you have, you know, Cara defending Taylor.
Halsey spoke up for Taylor.
Todrick Hall tweeted a lot of shit for Taylor.
But like those are all Taylor's friends.
Right.
So they, I'm sure, have heard all of Taylor's opinions on Scooter Braun.
Clearly she has plenty.
Todrick, it seems, really doesn't like Scooter Braun either,
but it seems like they kind of had a failed business relationship also.
Like he tweeted, for those asking,
I left Scooter Braun a long time ago.
I'm saddened by this news, but not shocked.
He is an evil person whose only concern is his wealth
and feeding his disgusting ego.
I believe he is homophobic and I know from his own mouth
that he is not a Swift fan.
A lot of big allegations in that one small tweet.
Yeah, I mean, that's just everybody has their own opinion on him and people are going to have their own opinion on Taylor Swift whether you're on, whether you're friends with them or not. That's, that's the difference. Because then you have Demi Lovato who just signed with Scooter, who I'm sure has had a lot of problems having somebody sign her. I mean, she went through a very serious overdose last year. Right. And it has also had a lot of issues with her previous manager. So it probably, she's probably had a hard time, you know, settling down with somebody. And then she settles down with Scooter who she believes really believes in her.
then she tells her side.
You're not always going to be the good guy in every situation.
Sometimes you're the bad guy.
Sometimes you're the good guy in other people's eyes.
That's how I see it.
I think that there's probably, you know,
nothing is going to come from this besides now they're just going to not like each other.
And Taylor Swift is probably going to ignore them and or make another album.
Yeah, there's rumors that that Taylor Swift is not taught,
like scooters tried to reach out.
She ghosted him,
didn't want to talk to him.
Scott,
but that also doesn't really help at the same time.
I understand you're pissed at somebody and you don't want to talk to them.
Yeah, yeah.
But how are you going to be pissed at somebody?
And then when they try to reach out to you to talk to you, you're going to ignore them.
Now, that's, to me, kind of unfair.
If he's trying to, you know, reach out and give his point.
Yeah.
And then she ignores.
Then how is he supposed to give his point?
Right, which of which I feel like is kind of why Scooter hasn't even said anything.
Because it's like, it seems like maybe this was something he wanted to handle privately.
And I don't know.
he obviously his wife put a lot out there so I guess maybe he felt like he didn't have to I've
always really liked his wife um and you know he she made it very clear she said look you were given the
opportunity to own your masters you pass which I didn't really like that she threw that back
of Taylor because yes she was given the opportunity but it was a horrible it was a horrible opportunity
um so that's like but she was she did say that you know Taylor Swift's dad is a sharehold
of Big Machine, so he was notified.
She didn't find out when the whole world found out.
I didn't know this, and I'm just going to say this now.
I just clicked Yale, who is, I think that's how you pronounce it.
Yeah, I don't know.
Yeah.
Scooter Bronze wife posted a picture with Carly Clause.
Oh, yeah, she was at.
June 24th.
She was at Carly Coss's wedding in Wyoming.
So interesting.
Just saying.
Yeah, it's, look, this.
The web is tangled as this is one,
this is as tangled as it gets, I feel like.
You know, she made her thoughts very clear.
Even Scott, like, posted this whole thing,
basically saying that Taylor Swift's dad was a shareholder.
So the shareholders were alerted on Thursday, June 20th,
for an official shareholders call schedule.
for Tuesday, June 25th.
On that call, they were made aware of the pending deal with Ithaca Holdings and have three
days to go over all the details of the proposed transaction.
They had the final call on June 28th in which the transaction passed with the majority vote
and three of the five shareholders voting, yes, with 92% of the shareholders vote.
And then he said out of courtesy, I personally texted Taylor at 9.06 p.m. Saturday,
June 29th to inform her to the story breaking on the morning of Sunday, June 30th,
so she could hear it directly for me.
I guess it might somehow be possible that her dad, Scott, 13 management lawyer Jay, something,
or 13 management executive and big machine, shareholder, blah, blah, blah, a lot of names.
Didn't say anything to Taylor over the prior five days.
I guess it's possible that she might not have seen my text.
But I truly doubt that she, quote, woke up to the news when everyone else did.
He then talked about, you know, the deal that was on the table.
and look, he obviously will defend his business decisions.
He talked about how they're an independent record company.
They don't have tens of thousands of artists.
He said that is offered to Taylor for the size of their company.
It was extraordinary.
But it was all that he could offer because he said he's responsible for dozens of artists' careers
and over 120 executives and their families.
He said that Taylor, he and Taylor remained on very good terms
when she told him she wanted to speak with other record companies
and see what was out there.
He said he never got on her way, wished her well,
and that was it.
So I guess he thought that maybe they were on pretty decent terms
until this shit came out.
Well, I think that's what she said.
She was like, we were, I made peace with it.
And then I saw that he was scooter.
So I think the whole problem here is scooter.
But I think a lot of it, you know,
if Scott knew that she had a problem with scooter,
then it is what it is.
At the end of deal, they were making business deals.
But at the same time,
I understand Taylor Swift wanting to own her music.
I totally get that too.
And I don't think, look, we don't know obviously what, or if anything, Scooter has said behind closed doors about Taylor Swift.
And if that's what is really the problem here.
Because publicly, the things that she mentioned, you know, Kim Kardashian and Kanye, that picture with Justin, like, Scooter doesn't,
Scooter doesn't own these people's brains.
Right.
Like, they're still making these decisions on their own.
It's like, so, I don't know.
It was tough, but I don't think Taylor and Scooter Braun are going to be getting along anytime soon.
This past week, week and a half, has also brought so many celebrity weddings, just endless celebrity weddings.
We had Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner in France, who had the royal wedding of Jackson, Brittany, and Kentucky.
Catherine McPhee and David Foster got married in London, Sydney Assison and Matt Martin.
We're throwing that in there because, boy, that wedding looked just so.
beautiful. It looks so beautiful. Sidney Asyson is just absolutely stunning.
Her dress, I can't. Everybody, everybody looks beautiful. Right. Every wedding. Everybody
looked beautiful. Sydney Assison, internet friend of mine. So I just like I had to throw that in there because she looked fucking amazing. So I wanted to throw that out there.
Throw in because honestly, her Jackson, Brittany, I'm pretty sure Sophie Turner and Joe Jonas all got married on the same day.
It was all. June 29th.
And I don't know when Catherine McPhee did.
It was a couple days before I think.
But there were so many and other people I know just like in my personal life.
Not close enough for me to be at the wedding, but I know got married on June 29th.
So June 29th was a pop and wedding day.
Weddings all over the place.
Let's start off with Sophie Turner and Joe Jonas because.
It just made me so happy.
Obviously that's love.
That's the royal wedding to us.
Sophie Turner.
I'm dying because we don't have enough.
We don't have enough pictures.
There's a time.
We got one photo.
She looked fucking beautiful.
Joe Jonas looks great.
Great dress on Sophie.
They look happy as can be.
I bet their wedding was just unbelievably fun.
So fun.
The most fun wedding you can attend.
But there's not much to say about it because we got one photo.
We don't have really a lot of content from it besides the dog, the dog porky in his suit.
And Sophie's drunk video about Alex Morgan.
Which, by the way, I just want to say shut up to the people who say Sophie Turner is like
an alcoholic and whatnot because...
Oh my God.
People say that?
Friend, like you wouldn't believe.
You know how people come after the U.S.
women soccer team?
They also come after Sophie Turner
for drinking in her videos.
They're like every time she posts a video,
she's drinking.
She's an alcoholic.
A glass of wine.
It's not like she's posting a video
every fucking day.
Twice a day.
She's posting them like once every few weeks.
Yeah.
She should be drinking wine.
She's on her honeymoon.
She can drink wine every day.
Every day.
Every day.
So, I don't know.
People piss me off at that.
I'd like to say shut up to them.
But that was a great video.
By the way,
she just has absolutely glow
skin.
She was blowing.
And did you notice her additional diamond wedding pan that she was wearing on that finger?
Because, booh.
Oh my God.
It's just, and I was happy that, like, there were some pictures that kind of leaked, but it
was really like Joe and all of his groomsmen.
There was nothing of Sophie.
Nothing of the bridesmaids, nothing of Maisie Williams.
Why don't I see Maisie Williams in her bridesmaids dress?
Why don't I see that?
Why do I not have a picture of Sophie in her wedding dress and Maisie?
Look, we're, this is.
very picky because maybe they want to keep their wedding pictures very private.
If that's the case, that's bullshit.
That's nice for them, but very selfish.
It's very selfish.
And also, Nick Jonas and Priyanka, let me mind you.
We got videos, we got pictures.
We got shit.
I felt like I was at that wedding.
Yeah, but I feel like that's the cool thing to do, like to not put pictures up.
No, no, but it's also.
Of course it is, but it's still selfish, Noah.
Like, we want to see Joe and Sophie's.
Did we want to see Nick and Priyanka's?
No, we actually didn't.
because it hurt Fran, okay?
Joe and Sophie make Fran happy.
You can't, you really can't win, right?
It's like you do a massive people spread and you're like, oh, they did a massive people
spread.
Right.
And now it's like Joe and Sophie, we're like, where the fuck is their massive people spread?
Well, but clearly they didn't.
Because Nick and Priyanka make us sad and Sophie and Joe make us happy.
I did see that.
I think their wedding was covered by Vogue.
So maybe it's just, we're waiting for things to be released.
I'm sure we'll see.
I'm sure we'll see.
I don't.
I don't.
I'm on my hands and knees waiting.
I don't know if that's the term.
It's definitely not.
I'm on my hands and knees praying, Vogue.
Vogue.
Oh, my hands and knees waiting.
Oh, my God.
And I know Priyanka and Sophie get along really well.
And I don't want.
They love each other.
It's very obvious, actually.
Where are you going with this?
How pissed does Priyanka have to be that they could possibly have their wedding covered in Vogue?
And they got people.
Just saying.
I know.
I would.
Oh, Noah.
What do you feel about that?
I just heard a noise.
Yeah, I just heard a noise.
Yeah, it's just a thought.
It's a thought, but, you know, Sophie Turner is queen, so.
She is, and she looked, her dress was like custom-loom-vitant.
It looked absolutely.
It was stunning.
I need a picture of Dr. Phil.
I forgot about Dr. Phil.
Oh, my God, he didn't post anything.
All he had was Diplo making a joke that they took his phone away.
I think they did take people's phones away, though.
I think they actually did.
Also, friend of the program, Alexandra's ship, was there.
Oh, yeah.
you know when you go somewhere and they take your phone like a secret thing yeah yeah yeah
lock in one of those things like our Jonas brothers yeah yeah um I'm pretty sure they did that at that
wedding because we didn't get fucking one one picture and something nothing I'm 100 I actually feel like
no Instagram stories I feel like that's the cool thing to do because you're forced to get drunk
dance and have a fantastic time because you're not on your phone and you know if they're I'm sure
they had like a videographer they had I'm right there will be photos and and and they have that shit
but when you have your phone, it's now like the thing to do.
And that's kind of reason it goes back to jet skiing.
I really, I just want to enjoy jet skiing.
Do I have to photograph everything I'm doing?
Yeah, yeah, totally.
Like, same thing with weddings.
People at weddings, they don't even dance or anything anymore.
People are just, oh, filming everything.
You go to a concert.
People are filming every second.
It's like, chill out.
Yeah, yeah.
Nobody really cares that much.
I totally get that.
Either way, it looks stunning.
They're waiting.
And isn't it so funny?
I guess they got married in,
like the same location that the
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
went on vacation in France
a couple seasons ago. Nice, Fran.
Way to snipe that. Yeah.
Way to go. We also had a Jackson, Brittany
wedding. Wow. Jackson
Britney blow out now. That is
a wedding that we saw a lot of
content from. We saw a lot.
So many videos. We saw a lot
of videos. I feel like every Bravo
Liberty was there. Like their guest list was...
Bravo Leopardy.
Their guest list was phenomenal. When I saw Shep was there, I was like,
Shepp and She was amazing. Shepp and Shepp was like, Shep was like, Shep was filming so much. He was at a table with, uh, shoot, what's his name? Larry. You know, Anna Nicole Smith's ex-Berkhead? Right? Is that his name? Yes, yes, Larry Burkehead. And I was like, wow, what is this guest? I don't know.
It looked wild. Lance Bass officiated. It is.
wild we saw videos of him doing the bye bye bye dance yeah that was fun it looked like a very fun time
brittany looked stunning um jacks the pictures of jacks like crying like actually made me like
my heart grew i feel like yeah i'm very happy for them hopefully it works out for them uh you
you know jacks he's growing up he's he's married man now yeah so yes like good for them it was just
so much like we said so much love i just love everywhere love being
Eeming oozing out of Instagram.
Catherine McPhee and David Foster also got married,
which honestly I'm really here for just solely for like the Sarah Foster and Aaron Foster
social media content.
Aaron posted a selfie of them because obviously they ended up in Italy as well after
the wedding in London and she wrote,
everyone says there's such a big age difference,
but I don't see it.
She's only two years younger than me.
I saw that.
It cracks me up.
and Catherine commented back in three years younger than Sarah.
The age difference jokes just don't.
They never get old.
But they seem so happy to.
So it's like,
Catherine's dress was gorgeous.
She looked gorgeous.
She did.
And I just want to say David Foster's a dirty little dog.
This guy.
David Fosser can still get it, though, is like the thing.
That's what I mean.
He's a dirty little dog in the fact that he has gotten married.
I mean, he's been married five times now.
this guy and he got married in a church too which i which was weird right i feel like you're not
allowed i just feel like it's not allowed i don't know if david foster it was obviously not a catholic
friend i want to back up though i want to back up though i absolutely would not give it to david foster
absolutely would not like you said he could still get it no uh i don't know i don't want to be odd
i don't want to be like audibly owing he's 69 years old david foster's literally 70 years
old. Like how many 70 year olds do you know that's still looked at good? I mean, my, I just want to say my
grandpa is 81 years old and looks better than David Foster. I'll show you a picture of him.
I mean, my. That's quite the quote from Fran. What you just said that he could still get it.
I mean, Foster's a good looking older guy. I'm like surely. I'm clearly. I'm going to show you a picture of my 81 year
grandma and you tell me who's what I did. Not grandma. Would I date David Foster? Absolutely not. I'll show you
picture of my 81 year old grandpa and you tell me who's better looking.
Okay.
Okay, this is a wild.
Wild question.
I'm going to have to have my mom send me a picture.
BRB.
Isn't your grandpa like this cute little man?
I have two grandpas.
Both of my grandmas have passed away, RIP, but I have two grandpas.
Who are both fantastic, fantastic 81-year-olds.
They both, they tennis, ski, they're so active.
They look younger than David Foster.
The picture is like she and Kat, that Catherine posts with him, I get.
The first stuff that comes up in Google, like,
isn't that great?
He's 70 years old.
Like he's obviously not,
I'm not saying like he's hot.
I'm saying for 70 years old.
But you're saying he could still get it for 70 years old.
He's a good looking guy for 70 years old.
And I'm telling you that my grandpa,
I'm telling you my 81 year old grandpa is better looking than David Foster.
Yeah, I just don't agree with that.
Well, you haven't seen my 81 year old grandpa.
I'm getting pictures.
No, if I'm thinking of the right one.
You're not thinking of the right grandpa.
I'm talking about the Italian grandpa who barely speaks English, who lives in Florida.
What have you seen him?
No, I've seen pictures of one grandpa.
Right.
My shorter grandpa.
I'm just saying, anyways, I'm just saying, I'm just saying for 70 years old, he looks good.
He looks, and he clearly is still active.
How old is Bruce Willis?
Traveling around.
I think he's around the same age.
Bruce Wilson is 64.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, yeah, David, I'm not going to shit on David Foster.
He's got all his hair.
David Foster, he's gotten some plastic surgery.
What's really wild is the five marriages.
The fact that this guy has been married five times is what's mind-boggling to me and why I think he's a dirty dog.
Which is also why I think it's so funny that I feel after, once he hits so many marriages,
all your kids are just got to be like, oh, dad's getting married again.
Right.
Oh, we're going to dad's wedding again.
At what point to the fosters, Sarah and Aaron, just decide.
I mean, hey, he's got a lot of kids.
So, all right.
I mean, my dad sent me a picture of my grandpa with his sunglasses on, so I feel like it doesn't really do him dress this.
Although you could see his luscious flow.
Like this 81 year old man, this 81 year old man looks like David Foster.
You're going to sit there and tell me that that looks like an 81 year old man.
No.
No, but he.
But David Foster looks way younger than your grandpa.
I'm sorry.
You're lying.
Your grandpa's like a cute Italian man with his sunspots and his bad teeth.
No.
Oh my God.
Wow.
You know what?
Look at David Foster's teeth.
Look.
Well, you know what?
My grandpa doesn't have David Foster money.
Or else he probably would have David.
Mike, Frances absolutely roasted my grandpa.
Your grandpa is adorable.
I'm honestly stunned.
Your grandpa is adorable.
but that's why I'm separating.
My grandpa's fucking hot.
I'm separating them into two very separate categories.
That's what I'm saying.
All right.
Well, you know what?
Anyway, moving on.
Rewind because I don't want people to think I'm actually calling my grandpa hot.
I just, rather than there was a joke.
My grandpa, though, 81 years old, plays tennis every morning.
He looks great.
He looks great.
He looks a lot of hair.
Sunspots and bad teeth.
Get the fuck out of here.
That's what my grandparents look.
like and my my grandparents my grandpa you know I you know I'm going to tweet this picture out because
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fantastic for 81 shout to my grandpa no no the thing is I've been calling him grandpa this
time I won't call him grandpa ever I call him no so shout out to him who looks better than David
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All right, Camila and Sean, uh, PR couple in my opinion. Yeah, you, but that,
I want them to be together so bad. Maybe I'm just forcing it, but.
there are always rumors about them dating every time they have a new song come out and it happened with the last song it's now happening with this one i don't know the timing is just very interesting with her breaking up with her ex-boyfriend or whoever it was who by the way was like a matchmaker on this tv show this like dating show on fox that was lasted one season but of course i watched it i don't think anybody else really knows who he is that was
Like what he did.
My whole thing with Sean and Camilla is that when Haley Baldwin and Sean were on the carpet,
you said they were a PR couple.
Now, Sean,
right, because they-
Sean and Camilla have a-gala with the same designer.
Yeah, Sean and Camilla have a song out together.
Yeah.
So you think a little, you know, a little publicity between the two would get the song popping
a little bit?
PR couple.
I mean, maybe, but they don't really need, they don't really need to like pump themselves up
that way because the saw like i don't know i don't know i guess it would obviously make more sense that
that would be happening because i don't know maybe they do about the show maybe they're into each
other maybe i i i don't know i don't know but they're just going to have to confirm it at some point
because this is just years now if they're going to be together be together but i kind of feel like
it's a little bit of a PR thing that's my opinion on it yeah and it's weird because it seems like
she just broke up with right like past boyfriend she's always like last week
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I do really like them together, though.
That's all I have to say.
I don't care if they are a PR couple.
I'm saying go all the way in.
Well, that's how I felt about him and Haley.
It is what it is.
Sean Mendes with anybody actually is great.
There was a video of him, I guess,
doing like some kind of meet and great situation in L.A.
And a fan asked if he was with Camilla and he just shook his head.
No.
But it's not like he would have been like, yeah.
Yeah, why would he tell a fan that?
Yeah.
Like he would have been like, yes, you know what?
we actually are.
He would have, you know,
that would have been a picture of some sort
on Instagram.
It wouldn't be a fan thing.
Like, yes, confirmed.
And she is obviously very, like,
they're very publicly hanging out.
Her going to both of his shows,
not just one,
I feel like
screams something.
It's like we are going to go
to his same show two nights in a row.
You know, they have a song.
I'm just saying if I was friends with a guy
and he had some kind of event,
he was doing it two nights in a row.
I'm going to one night.
I'm not going to both nights.
I guess so.
I guess so, but when you're in one of the songs,
maybe she wanted that showtime.
Yeah, I don't think she came out.
I don't think she performed with him though.
I think she was just...
I think she was just a guest.
All right, well, you know what?
PR couple are not.
I enjoy seeing them together.
So I'll enjoy pictures of them left and right.
That's fine.
Me too.
We got another couple, Kendall Jenner.
Yeah, I don't even know if it's really like a couple thing or they were on a yacht.
They were just on a yacht together.
I feel like this is kind of just
Kendall Jenner spotted on yacht with another NBA player.
It's kind of the only story there.
Every 4th of July, Kendall Jenner is spotted on a yacht with somebody.
Harry Styles.
Now it's Kyle Kuzma.
A lot of basketball players.
She loves basketball players.
Just another basketball player.
While we are on the topic of Kendall Jenner, though, and we're going to bring up past
boyfriends, ASAP Rocky, I got to talk about this for a second.
Kendall Jenner dated ASAP Rocky.
So it just gives me the perfect lead way to bring this up.
I feel like Kendall Jenner never actually dated at ASAP.
You know what? The most pictures we've seen with her with anybody is Ben Simmons and Asap Rocky.
I'll say that. So if she's dated anybody, it's Asap Rocky.
Asap Rocky was arrested in Sweden because he literally pulled like a WWE move on this guy and just fucking picked him up and checked him.
But there was video prior to that of this guy nonstop harassing them, harassing the bodyguard, just fucking taunting them.
And then apparently the guy slapped a woman's ass and they found out about it.
And ASAP Rocky was like defending the girl and he was defending himself because this guy just wouldn't leave them alone.
There was literally a three minute video of this guy nonstop harassing them.
And then the next video was ASAP Rocky fucking him up.
Now he's in jail for two weeks.
No phone calls, no visits before pretrial where he could be in prison for six years.
It's bullshit.
He was just defending himself.
Such bullshit.
You, this is, look, that's all I got to say.
He's too pretty to be in jail.
Moral of the story is you really can't fuck up in a foreign country.
You don't know what their laws are, what they're going to do.
You probably think you're fine.
You know, it's like a different situation.
But the laws are so different.
I don't know what Swedish laws like, but clearly it is, it is to the extreme.
But they said, I read on TMZ, it was like usually when something like this happens, they hold them for three days.
And then they do it.
They're holding them for two weeks.
Well, because he's also a celebrity.
It's fucked up.
Asap Rock, I will say, I will say.
I'd love to see his mugshot.
I'm sure it's beautiful because Asap Brockie, I love Asap Rocky.
This is why I had to mention I love Asap Brockie.
He's gorgeous Asap Rocky.
And like I said, he's just too pretty to be in jail.
Especially when he didn't do anything wrong.
What's his real name?
Rakeem Myers.
Aesap Rocky's real name, Rakeem Myers.
Yeah.
Because I just feel like people, do you think people call him?
I always think about this with people who have different.
names and their real name.
Like, do you think people call an ASAP?
Well, no.
Rocky, they call them probably.
Flacco.
He's got multiple nicknames.
No, I know.
That's what I'm saying.
There's just so many nicknames.
Yeah, I'm sure Rocky.
I would like to know what his inner circle calls him.
Yeah, I would love to know as well.
I think probably Rocky or, you know, multiple nicknames.
He has many.
So one of those.
I'm just saying free ASAP.
That's all I wanted to get out there.
I was honestly, I've been talking about this news a lot to people that
just seemed to, people were throwing up, just brushing off this news.
I'm like, he didn't do anything wrong though.
He was defending himself.
It's bullshit.
All right.
Well, back to Kendall Jenner.
Yeah.
She was on the yacht with Kyle Kuzma now.
Which I don't think, you know, it's probably just another little flame.
I just feel like every year she's got to be seen on a yacht with somebody just to make sure people are.
So she's thrown in the mix.
Right.
She's, you know, she's dating.
Whatever it is.
Yeah.
Who cares?
She's going to, whatever basketball player it is.
Yeah.
Apparently he, Kyle's like friends with Stasi.
So.
That makes sense.
Maybe it was just a big group hang, but you never know.
Anytime Kendall is like five feet from a basketball player, everybody freaks out.
True.
They could just not be dating whatsoever at all, and they could have just been on the same yacht.
Party on a yacht.
Which is very, very reasonable.
Very reasonable.
Now, this couple definitely has something going on because the pictures say it all.
Dua Lipa and Anwar Hadid canoodling all over the place.
Canoodling, which honestly,
On where he need.
Yeah.
I feel like he might be a little sketchy.
I don't know why, but I get this vibe for him because he was dating.
I think he's very, I don't know, he seems very secretive.
Right.
He was dating.
What's her name, Nicole La Peltz?
I don't know how to pronounce.
It's either Nicola Nicola, Nicola.
It's definitely not Nicole, or maybe it is Nicole, but I don't think so.
Yeah, yeah.
I remember who you're talking about.
It's Nicola or Nicola, however you pronounce that.
I'm sorry, I'm not good at that.
Probably Nicola.
Yeah.
they were dating for a while and then all of a sudden he was like making out with Kendall Jenner right right and then there were rumors he cheated on on her with Kendall or whatnot yeah she's just cheating in general I don't know but something about him I'm just like I don't know if I trust you but they look like a cute couple yeah I mean he I feel like flies kind of under the radar like just does his own thing right it's I feel like that's just what happens when you have two superstar sisters and you also model but it's
It's like he just does his, feel like he just does his shit, goes on with his life.
Now, obviously, this is a way more high profile girl that he's spotted with.
So people are talking about it.
But I don't know.
Doolipa is beautiful.
And her ex-boyfriend was so hot.
I don't know what happened there.
I just remember him being so hot.
Yeah.
That's really, I don't even know what he does.
I don't even remember his name.
I just remember seeing pictures of them and being like, damn, girl, good for you.
He's hot.
But now they're, you know, she's hugging Onwar on the streets.
Yeah.
So, I mean, good for them.
Yeah.
I'm down for it.
Yeah, fine.
Well, we root for couples.
Yeah, exactly.
Exactly.
And there's got to be, it's got to be really crazy for me to be like, ooh.
But for this one, I'm like, okay.
The only thing that I'm a little is I was really checking out on Moor's Instagram.
And there's something about the tattoos that look like they were kind of like
scrawled on like somebody just was doodling on your body yeah i know what you're talking about
i don't really like that so that's like the only thing that's holding you against anwar uh i don't know
maybe because look i can get a i can get behind a guy with a lot of tattoos yeah like when they're
like really cool like well done tattoos then it's really cool but when they're just all randomly
placed all over your body and and sometimes they just look like dutals i'm not my fave
Yeah, I don't know.
He has this, and he has this A plus, which maybe is like for his name or something or something, you know, maybe there's a great story behind it.
Then I just don't know what it is on like his stomach area.
And it's red.
All of his other tattoos look are black.
And I'm just, it's just like a consistency.
It's like an OCD thing.
I'm like, oh, but that one's red.
All the other ones are black.
Yeah.
I can see how that can annoy you.
but maybe there's a reason for it.
If they were all like different colors, maybe.
Maybe there's a reason.
There could be a reason for it.
I don't know.
Who knows, Fran, but they're the new couples.
Yeah.
Fourth of July brings out some new couples.
So the July always brings out new couples.
People just love to kiss under the fireworks.
Right.
It's the summer flings.
Even though I'm pretty sure all of these.
I think, do on the armoire, we're in London or I think,
am I making that up?
He's in London right now.
Okay, so I think those pictures were in London.
Yeah.
Well, you know what?
Good for them.
Happy for them.
Yeah, of course.
Hallie Bailey of Chloe and Hallie singing sisters.
Yes.
That are absolutely fabulous.
Huge news.
She was cast as Ariel in the live action Little Mermaid.
I'd just like to say that the Little Mermaid is my favorite Disney movie, Disney Princess movie.
I didn't know about you, Fran.
Oh, my God.
You're taking my breath away with this.
The Little Mermaid is still my all-time favorite.
I would sing.
Oh, I would sing Part of Your World on my kitchen table at like three years old.
That's beautiful.
Yeah.
You want to give us a little taste?
I wasn't three though.
How old was I?
Well, when did this movie come out?
When did the Little Mermaid come out?
1989.
Oh, okay.
So I, yes.
Then obviously I was already alive.
So I was very, all I know is my grandma never shuts up about how I was so little singing
on the kitchen table about a singing part of your world.
It was my favorite.
I had tons of Little Mermaid, memorabilia, sleeping bag, alarm clock.
Oh, my God.
You basically were the Little Mermaid.
Basically.
Basically.
This is what it sounds like.
I loved her.
I loved Prince Eric.
He's still my favorite.
Is he your favorite Prince?
I don't know.
You seem like you're going to faint by now.
What's wrong?
Because Nick Jonas tweeted about the casting.
Oh.
And like the first reply was somebody saying that he should play Prince Eric.
And I almost passed out.
He would be a great Prince Eric.
Nick Jonas playing Prince Eric, I don't even, I think I would cry the whole movie.
You seem like you're going to cry right.
now. I honestly feel like I need to come over there and give you some water and like a cold
rag right now. I don't know. It would just be a casting mate like made for me. You're like getting
itchy. I am. I just I want you to just calm down take a deep breath. I don't think it's a pretty
movie's been cast. Okay. Yeah, yeah, I needed that. Okay. I don't think the whole movie's been cast yet.
We know that. Awkina's in it. Um, Jacob Tremblay. And there was rumors Melissa McCarthy was playing
Ursula, but I don't know if that's. And then I saw Lizzo be like, what the fuck? Yeah. I don't know
if that's confirmed or not, I would love Lizzo to play her.
Me too.
Her music gets me going.
We have not talked about Lizzo enough.
Her music is great.
She's great.
I actually meant to mention this during the MTV movie and TV where she performed.
It was like the only good part about the show.
She was just performing on stage.
She is fucking awesome.
It was great.
And it was like the only good part about the award show.
So anyway, Hallie was cast.
Yes.
Which is fucking amazing.
but of course people are pissed people were freaking out about it makes no sense to me because like you said
this earlier before you recorded it's a mermaid she's like we're talking international waters
she's a mermaid mermaid's like we don't know if they're real or not no i mean it's it's honestly
just i'm keeping hope that mermaids are dare i say i don't think they are so i said we don't
know if they're real enough just because you never know you really never know i'm just saying no um
Yeah, but I like to keep a little hope.
Permaids are real because Aquamarine is one of my favorite movies.
But anyways, the fact that people are pissed about this, it's just people, they look to get
outraged over stuff all the time.
And this is what they're choosing to be outraged over for literally no reason at all.
If it was something who wasn't talented or like, it's like, this girl is so, even if it wasn't
a mermaid.
Like, like, people, either maybe they don't know who she is or what, but she.
Like her and her sister, they are so gifted.
They are so talented.
I think she was going to be so amazing.
Yeah.
Singing all these songs and I think there's going to be some new ones and the whole thing.
And it's like, and people are like, oh, it's not stay.
You're not staying to the original story.
It is the original story.
The Little Mermaid as a tale came from like a, I think Dutch fairy tale that I'm pretty
sure the Little Mermaid was like super evil, like bad.
Like it was a bad mermaid.
Oh my gosh, Fran.
Yeah.
Well, yeah.
So, I mean, I don't understand.
It's like people get mad about this stuff all the time.
But at the end of the day, it really shouldn't matter.
Like, it just doesn't matter.
And also, she's super talented.
So I think that she's going to blow people away.
And I think when people see it, she's going to shut everybody up.
And they're going to be like, oh, okay, it is really like the Little Mermaid.
You're not changing the story of the Little Mermaid.
It's the same exact story.
Some people could shut up about that because she is super talented her and her sister.
so I think that she's going to do a fantastic job.
It will be interesting to see who the other cast members are.
I don't want to get back into it because I don't want you to start hyperventilating again.
But if Nick Jonas were to play Eric, that would be great.
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I feel like I got the gist of it. I'm just going to move on. I'm just going to move on from it.
The fact that Luke P is still there and we're sending people home that we actually like.
It's just fucking ridiculous. It's like how. I don't mean. I can't even watch it. I continue to
root for Hannah, of course. Because I really think she's done a great.
job as bachelor's right at the same time how are you being so dumb about luke p how are you being so
dumb she's got to be watching it back and really regretting the decision i love katelyn bristow and she
brought up a great point and she was like listen i kind of think luke p is getting an edit that is
probably different than what happened yeah i don't know because we don't know how the the editing
works but kately bristow does and she you know she talks about a lot she talks about on our show
and she said the producers do manipulate you yeah and you know and you know
know they cut stuff up right but at the same time I just feel like the stuff I am
this stuff I am hearing him say I don't like so you know you can't really make up what
somebody says when it's on camera like you are saying these words I'm hearing these words and
I don't like unless they're literally cut chopping up words and adding sentences together
which they're not doing they're not doing that it's not like the like we're missing parts
of the story I feel like it's actually the way that he talks to Hannah that I don't like
And it's also
It's also very clear that shit hits the fan
Probably it seems like fantasy sweets
So with with Hannah and Luke
So it's like Luke
Maybe the producers
Obviously after
knew that Luke and Hannah
Was going to end an absolute disaster
So they decided like
Let's have everybody
Like let's really make him look bad
You know?
It's definitely very possible
However, like Luke hasn't helped his case whatsoever because the shit that he says is ridiculous and awful.
And I think he guys likes to shit out of hand every chance he gets.
So it's it is tough to watch.
But like we said, now we're seeing guys send home that we like over Luke.
We lost Mike, Garrett, Conneress.
Just really, really devastating.
I'm going to miss Mike.
I'm going to miss Mike.
I hope Mike slides into Demi Lovato's DMs.
Same. It seems like Demi's interested.
Demi Lovato is.
Seems to be very interested in Mike.
Right.
I think she is.
And I hope she's not just fucking around being funny on social media because honestly, that would be the best thing for Demi.
That would be so great.
And then maybe we can get Mike and Demi on the show together.
Great couple.
Who knows?
I would so love for Mike to be a bachelor.
But we're ready for another episode tonight.
So we'll talk about it on Thursday.
And it's going to, although I feel like this one's going to suck because I would, we didn't see any preview really from hometowns.
Like there was kind of some previews here and there.
in the coming attractions
It was really
Once again focused on this blowout fight
That Luke and Hannah have
And Hannah they added a new bit in this week
She fucked in a windmill
Yeah
She said it
She said it happened twice
She fucked in a windmill twice
And we're proud of her
Yeah look
I people on Twitter freaking out
I just I can't take it
We gotta stop
We gotta stop
She had sex with a guy
We got to stop giving credit to the people on Twitter.
I know, I know.
We keep talking about it.
We're like, these people on Twitter
are saying this like, fuck them.
I know.
Fuck them.
Everybody just gets so mad.
They do.
It's like good stuff.
We need to just ignore that and we need to be rooting like for what we believe in and
fuck the people on Twitter that are saying super shit.
The U.S.
Women's National Team wins the World Cup.
It's amazing.
You get so excited.
Then you look at Twitter and you're like, oh, fuck all these people.
Hallie Bailey.
Cass is the Little Mermaid.
Look on Twitter.
You're like, oh my God, this is so depressing again.
It's like, oh, Hannah says that she has.
it's sex. People are bashing
her. It's just like... The internet
is... So tiring. The internet is a great
place to get your stuff out there. You know,
whatever you want to write. People you want to be.
That's where we do our stuff. I mean, we wouldn't have a show without
the internet. So bless the internet. But at the same time, we need to block out all the
people that are saying negative stuff or else you're just going to get
caught up in that. Just try and be nice?
People are not going to... The thing is, we say that
would hurt people. People are not going to be nice, friend.
At the end of the day, you think you're going to get everybody on the internet to be nice?
Absolutely freaking not.
But it's like be not.
Yeah, I guess.
I mean, we say be nice.
They're not going to be nice.
They're not going to be nice.
Be nice about, like, good things.
Yeah, but people will find anything.
If you do the greatest thing in the world, if you cure cancer,
people are going to say you didn't cure cancer fast enough.
Right.
No matter what it is, people are going to shit on you.
So it is what it is.
Yeah, you're right.
You're right.
You're right.
And look, Hannah, she had sex in a windmill.
We don't know who it was with, but we know that Luke P wasn't happy about it.
Of course not.
God, we can hopefully send him home eventually, but we're going to have to get through hometowns.
All right. That wraps up today's episode. We hope you had a fantastic time listening. We're so happy
to be back. We hope you have a fantastic week. And we'll talk to him on Thursday. We're so back.
We're back into the groove of things. We're so back. Back in the New York room.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, let's go out on that.
Back in the New York crew. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
