Chicks in the Office - The Bachelorette Week 3 (ft. Rone)

Episode Date: May 30, 2019

BRAND NEW TIE DYE CHICK HOODIES: (http://bit.ly/citotiedye). MDW recap + an intervention for Fran's problem (00:12-11:56). Rone is back with his 'Dicks in the Office' HW – reading Caleb's European vacation book report (13:02-22:01). Gabrielle Union and Dwyane Wade are spicing it up on IG (22:37-28:38). Kit Harrington checked into a "luxury rehab" (30:35-36:28). New Miley Cyrus music & the meaning behind her lyrics about Cardi B/Nicki Minaj (37:06-44:50). OJ Simpson allegedly had a sexual encounter with Kris Jenner, saying "I f–ked that B until I broke her" (46:31-53:42). Cara Delevingne & Ashley Benson were spotted carrying a leather sex bench into their house (54:12-1:00:25). 'The Bachelorette' week 3 recap (1:02:54-1:42:41).  Follow us on Instagram @chicksintheoffice and on Twitter @chicksintheoff + subscribe to our new Snapchat show: (http://bit.ly/thegroupchat).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/chicks-in-the-office

Hey, Chicks in the Office listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. What's up, everyone? It's Chicks in the Office with Ria and Fran. We are giving you that Friday energy on a Thursday. We hope you're having a fantastic week. We didn't do a normal podcast on Monday. We played two interviews, a little bonus Memorial Day episode because, you know, we

we went on a little vacation. Yes, it was very nice. It was Memorial Day weekend. I hope everybody had a phenomenal weekend. It's the start of summer. It was very beautiful around the East Coast. Very beautiful. I have to say, like I mentioned last podcast, I was going to situate, Massachusetts. That's where Hank is from, his family is there. And I got to be honest, I was really nervous about the weather going into it. Okay. Friday I get there. It's beautiful when I land. So beautiful. The weather is glorious. And then it gets dark and stormy and cloudy and cold. And I honestly was just like boiling inside.

I was like, why is the weather like this? And you, you were on the beach. Saturday was a shitty day by us too. Okay, but Friday, you were on the beach. Yeah, Friday I was on the beach. Long Island, fantastic. That's where I'm from. So I was like, oh, man, Long Island's looking great.

Although, love situate, love situate, awesome town. I have to say that, big fan. So Saturday comes around sunny all of a sudden cold again. But we had a very nice barbecue. So that was fantastic. Sunday rolls around 85, sunny as can be. Best beach day ever. Yeah, it was a great day.

We had a best beach day ever. Best beach day. It was so good. We're talking way too much about the weather. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You can cut all of that out now. And then Monday, I can't even tell you how nice it was.

No, it does cut all of that out. Cut it all out. I'm serious. Don't need to cut it all out. I'm leaving it in. Cut it out. Leaving it in. Anyways.

Overrule, two to one. I got a great tan. So that's the moral of the story. Yes. Friend, how was your weekend? We'll start off with that. I had a great weekend. It was super relaxing and kind of tried to disconnect a little bit.

However, Wednesday, no, today is Wednesday, Tuesday on my desk, there's a package from Amazon. I opened it up. It's a full Harry Potter one through seven soft cover box set. And I was like, wow, somebody must have said this to me. That's so nice. But then it was like Amazon. I was like, Amazon. I must have, did I do this?

And then went into my Amazon, went into my email. Look through. I was like, oh my God. It's like May 26th, 1 a.m. So Saturday night, I guess I drunk ordered the entire Harry Potter book set. I just don't understand how you can order something. I own all these books already. And completely forget.

No, I completely. You blackout shop. Forget. I think I was asleep. I don't understand how this happened. Saturday night. I came home from the bar at like 1145 midnight. Like it was not late.

And because it was, maybe I was just so tired. I have no idea. And you were scrolling. I have no idea. And you saw the set and you said I had to have that on my desk. But what? Was I just scrolling Amazon?

Amazon books? You are, you have a problem, Fran. We have to, we've actually come here today to talk to you about it. I don't know what it was. Me and Noah have been talking about it. We think that. you have a drunk shopping problem. I thought you're going to say she's like addicted to Harry Potter.

She's also addicted to Harry Potter. You have a Harry Potter slash shopping prop. How much was it? I'm not going to lie to $60. $60. Not bad. What a bargain for the set. Not too shabby as Friday.

You're just like I can't pass up this deal. This is the thing. I think maybe I saw something on social media. Maybe it was on Instagram. Maybe it was on Twitter. That was like Memorial Day sales. You clicked it. And I clicked it and it was like these Amazon books, you can get the whole Harry Potter books had for $60.

I was like, wow, that's a steal. Yeah. Maybe because I went into my Amazon app and my most recent search was Harry Potter books. So I went looking for it. You went looking for it. I went looking for it. You drunk seeked Harry Potter books. I don't know if I just wanted.

Is that the word? These are my two searches. Saw it out. And the Sorcerer Stone. and then Harry Potter books. So I don't know if I looked for just the first book, but then I decided I would just get all of them. But Joe and I came home and it was kind of early still.

So we were like, oh, let's watch TV before going to bed. And then we both fell asleep on the couch. And I think maybe from the time of going, like waking up on the couch, disoriented and then going up to bed, that I don't really remember. I must have been on my phone. And that's when I did it. it. All right. Well, you have a problem. So that's the moral of the story.

But I don't need, it wasn't even like I was blackout drunk. Like I was like blackout asleep. Like I'm asleep. I'm not even drunk shopping. I was sleep shopping. You're sleep shopping. What are you going to do with the books now? I'm going to keep them. You should like decorate it. Like decorate the set. Yeah. You should make them out them to the set. Oh, I could put a couple on our Snapchat set. That would be nice. That would be nice. Also, um, I was going to say something. I forgot. Something about you having a problem. You have a shopping problem. Yeah, I've been online shopping a lot recently, but this is the first time that

sleep shopping has been an issue. Yes. And it's honestly giving me a great idea. This is what, and I'm reminded of what I wanted to do. Okay. You need to have somebody study you in your sleep. For content. Huck me up to all the things.

Hug you up to the things. We'll have a video set on you for the podcast and for everything else for the checks in the office, Instagram. And we'll see if you sleep shop. Yeah, that's a good idea. Like a live stream of France sleeping. A lot of France sleeping. Tons of people would watch that. I'm looking to see.

It would be so creepy. It would be so creepy. It would be really creepy. A lot of, a lot of creepy people would be watching. What if we could like see her dreams? It was just like all Nick Jonas and Harry Potter. Oh my God. If we can see inside of France's head at night, it would be like her like having sex

with Nick Jonas and Justin Bieber. She's shaking her head. She won't say a word, but her head's not. I reject that hypothesis. I reject that hypothesis. Yeah, you know what? I'm looking at this on Amazon and the prime deal. It just, I think I just saw it and I went for it.

You had to have it. All right. Well, I don't know. I hope that you get through that. But I really hope I don't continue to sleep shop because that's a problem. That is a problem. I'll be returning so much stuff and I hate returning stuff. So do I?

Actually, when I'll end up keeping stuff instead of returning. You're right. I can't remember the last time I returned something. I get shit. I get shit sent to me that's just all fucked up and I'm like, fuck it. I have no energy, no energy to return this, package it up, send it back. I want nothing to do with that. It's so bad.

A lot of times that's why, like, if I can online shop from places that actually have stores, then that's fine because I'll go and return it in the store. Even that on out of it. I bought so much stuff for misguided recently and. Are you going to name drop them like that? No, because I want, because I have to say. it's somewhere that's not like I can't go return it in a store and they were these shoes and they didn't really fit and I didn't really like them but I was like returning shoes is so

annoying yeah it is by like sending them and I just didn't do it that's a whole ordeal it's a whole ordeal exactly speaking of problems um I was at the bar this weekend in insituate um shout out tk's and multiple girls came up to me saying Ria you're drinking are you going to throw up on the couch again and I have to say I appreciated it a lot. But we can confirm you did not throw up on the couch. I did not throw up on the couch and I was with I was with Hank and he was like how do they know that? And I was like I said on the podcast. Yeah. Duh. Oh Hank's not listening. No but I mean I got to be honest like I don't listen to part of my teeth regularly. You guys both have too much content to consume to like listen to each other's things. We're together like 24 seconds. Yeah exactly. If something like good and funny happens you'll tell him when

you go home. Right. Also like. When Zach F. On the podcast, I listen. Yes, correct. It depends on the day. That's very fair. But everyone, go please subscribe to part of my take. Not that they need our shout out.

No, they definitely don't. But I listen for the first time in a while for Zach Efron. Really? It's very hard with podcasts, especially here. I try and listen to a lot of stuff, but it's, there's so much that it's tough. Yeah. But, no, I definitely gave that Zach Gaffron interview, a listen for sure. There's so much content to consume.

But we see it all happen live. That's the thing. We're here when it happens. You're right. You're right. Imagine if like Ria and Hank were just both sitting next to each other like listening to To each other's podcast. Yeah, that'd be so.

We would be the most loser couple in the entire world. Like we're just such a podcast couple. In silence and then like occasionally you just like both each laugh. Yeah. That was funny you said that. Yeah. And they're like Hank pauses. No, you're not even talking to the mind.

We're laughing at no. jokes over here he's not even talking to the mic and he's the producer good stuff guys good stuff um by the way i said suck before when i was saying that you were i was remember noah you caught that right uh yeah i did what that so the books i was saying she was trying to figure out how to say like sought right so i got to that point but at first i said suck and then i thought about and i said that sounds like something that would be like a slang for something looked it up an australian slang term used to indicate another person is soft, easily upset, or just a plain pussy. Oh.

So nailed that one on the head. Good for me. Another side note. Tie-dye sweatshirts. Yes. Now on sale. They're super cute. Pink, blue, purple.

If you just said that you were calling me a pussy, was that the goal of what you just said there by saying, so I nailed that one? No, I meant because in my head, I thought it was slang. I thought it was a slang. Okay. Just made sure. just to clear it up. I was like, I can't tell that's what you.

I got confused for a second. Friend, my sweetheart. I don't know if that's going to be included on today's podcast, but remember what you said on radio about Fran? That was kind of mean to. What did I say about Fran? You said that she didn't have any friends. Oh, yeah.

Well, no, that was a joke. I was just, you know what I was having a lot of energy. There were some people in the control of me. We were like, ooh. No, that was a joke. I'm getting beat down a little bit today. It's okay. Moving on.

Tomorrow is another day. The sun keeps, The sun will come out tomorrow. She knows that was a joke. I was in a goofy mood. Like, I still am Fran. The, pussy.

Anyway, the tie-dye sweatshirts are really cool. You should all buy them. Yes, back to the tie-dye sweatshirts. They're super cool. Make sure you buy those and have them for the summer. Because honestly, when you see somebody else wearing them, you're going to be so jealous that you're not wearing it.

You're going to be like, fuck, I should have bought that. They're thinner. They're thinner than the other ones, too. Yeah, they're thinner for the summer. the summer. Yeah, exactly. And they look really cool. Everybody in the office is giving us a lot of compliments. A lot of compliments. So wear them and you'll get compliments too. Mm-hmm. All right, friend, let's get into today's episode, great episode. Of course, we got The Bachelorette Recap. We got O.J. Simpson and Chris Jenner, some freaky details about that. From his manager.

Old manager. Kit Harrington entering rehab, Miley Cyrus clearing up the Nikki Minaj, Cardi B, drama rumors. Cara Delavine and Ashley Benson are still dating, spotted, bringing a new sex bench into their home. Yeah. And we got Gabrielle Union and Dwayne in Greece with their hot pictures on Instagram. And we also have Rhone joining the show to follow up with his homework from Dix in the office last week. Yes. So we're getting a travel update from Caleb. Yes.

So let's get into it starting off with Rhone and Caleb. All right. We are here with Rhone. As promised, he did his homework. He got the notes. from Caleb last week on Dix in the Office. We came up with a little contract because we're getting nervous that Caleb and Rowan are going to go do another podcast and then not be on hours and then we won't do Dix

in the Office and then they'll take Dix in the Office, whole big thing. So now they have homework. We just wanted some security and yeah, we wanted to gain some trust from you guys. And this is just going to be really short. It's just Caleb's report. He pretty much wrote a book report while he's on vacation. Caleb's on a trip. You're going on a trip next.

This was our compromise. Because it all started. We want to have you both on together, but it's hard to get both of you guys together because you got a lot going on. You're busy men. Caleb's on vacation. But his homework was to give us some quick notes.

Content is more important than anything. And we want to hold up our side of this. So this is Caleb's appearance on the show, and I'm his conduit. He's kind of being voiced through me. It's like when a ghost talks through a human, this is Caleb's voice, and he just wrote these five points

that I'm going to read off really quickly about his vacation. Okay. I am in Europe. The people here are very nice. No one really wears shorts, which is making me feel self-conscious about my calves. A man in dreadlocks and a Ron Artax Lakers jersey yelled at me in the train station, Microshockiica Podia, and laughed and high-five with his cigarette buddies.

I took out my pocket translator to find out what he said, but doing so made me spill falafel all down my white Nautica jacket, which only caused the cigarette gang to laugh at me more. Turns out he was saying tiny legs. Note to self, next time wear long pants. That was number one. That was number one. Wow. Okay.

So it's like the episode of Entourage where Johnny Drama wants new calves. Pretty much. Caleb's going through that phase right now. I always thought that he had pretty strong legs, but I guess people just don't really wear, men don't wear shorts. I don't know. Maybe where he's at they don't wear shorts. A well, friend, you are, you know, you've been there multiple times.

Have you looked around and seen people's likes? I'm not like a world Europe traveler. I've been to Italy. A bunch of times. And I don't... And that's where Caleb is. I don't remember, to be honest. Like if I saw a lot of people in shorts or not.

Maybe he's just in an anti-shorts town. And you're going to summer for him. I actually lived in Europe for like half a year and I would say it's more pants. More pants. Okay. So there you go. More pants. The fact that he got laughed at and spilled a falafel is isn't a great look for Caleb.

But number two is, I went to a tradition. local dinner and they fed us family style. Apparently everyone in this family eats a lot because the big fat lady with gray hair kept ladling meatballs out of a salad bowl onto my plate. She would not take no for an answer. I went to the bathroom partially to get away, partially to throw up, and when I got back, she was still at my table loading more sausages onto my plate. I felt sick.

I caught my reflection in a mirror and I was ghost white, but I continued to try to eat as a group of busboys smoking cigarettes laughed at me. So he's getting laughed at a lot. And he's getting cigarettes just, cigarettes smoking laughter straight to his face. The cigarette boys don't like Caleb. That's the point of these stories. Many people are just smoking cigarettes too at all the times. And he's getting fed and you got to eat until you're told you can't eat anymore.

Sometimes that happens when you go to like, you know, a significant other's house or something. Like a traditional mom or. You can't disrespect the host. You can never disrespect the host. gotta keep eating so sorry about that Caleb throwing up in the bathroom and I get laughed at and getting laughed out with cigarettes I wonder if Caleb's wearing flip flops because flip flops nobody wears flip flops that's always how they tell if you're American flip flops they're like American I could see Caleb wearing flip flops left to ask you put the target on your back probably some

Nike gym shorts and flip flops unbelievable number three there is a continental breakfast at my hotel It is a nice bread of food But they don't have scrambled eggs It is mostly slices of melon And strips of meat Big facts They don't need breakfast Really

Breakfast is like bread and fruit How about like cereal or anything like that No cereal? Is that why my mom just never made me breakfast It's very possible Because My mom wasn't born in Italy But her parents were from there

And they were very very very Italian Like can barely compared to speak English. So maybe they didn't have breakfast. Super simple. Maybe that's why I didn't have breakfast. No, does this hold up? Is this true?

No, well, I lived in London for the most part and they're big on breakfast over there. Yeah, that's different. Oh, really? So we're talking about Italy. Caleb's in Italy. I feel like he didn't even say here where he is. Maybe he didn't want us to say Italy, but we're saying it. Yeah, well, we're saying it.

We're here. Breakfast exists, but it's not like, you know, sausages pancakes and sausage links and all that's, they don't do that. It's like a croissant. A croissant and some fruit and some jelly. Yeah, he said strips of meat and slice of melon. Yes. Okay.

Interesting. Number four is I met with my cousin who has lived out here for eight years. We went on a road trip and I had a window seat and the hot European son made me very sleepy. I fell asleep and when I woke up, I had no idea how long I had been sleeping. When I asked my cousin and her lover told me that I had been asleep for hours and that we were in France now. He pointed to a landmark and told me that that was the Eiffel Tower.

I couldn't believe my eyes and said really? And they said, no, that's just a telephone pole. And they laughed and lit up a cigarette. Is this like a piece from a romantic novel? I mean, this is a Caleb original here. This is not anything that actually happened.

Caleb loves to throw an underlying theme in his work and getting laughed at by cigarette smokers is clearly the theme but there's like I feel like some is embellished and some is accurate breakfast and shorts I feel like

is true nailed it but like throwing up because of too many meatballs and the he turned to his lover like I don't I mean I have to be honest this is some of the finest work I've seen in short stories yeah the theme here

beautiful short story I think is what we're getting yeah my cousin and her lover her lover oh yeah my cousin and her lover okay Yeah. Lover is such an ambiguous term. Right.

Yeah, it could be, I mean, it could be anybody. Guy, girl, we don't know. But the telephone pole is the Eiffel Tower, though. What the fuck? Knowing that Caleb has seen the Eiffel Tower, that's where I'm skeptical. Yeah. Right. And then his last one is, I have made friends with a gentleman who turns down the beds in my hotel.

He doesn't speak any English, and I don't speak any of whatever language he speaks, but we have an understanding. I am at peace. And so that's beautiful. That was a really nice story. I think a short story. I wish he gave us a title for it. Yeah.

Well, we should, maybe that's our job here. Maybe he left that to us. Yeah, I would say it's, uh, living in a,

in a cloud, living, I'm trying to think of something that it's, love it, let's say no more. In the cigarette smoke. Living in a cloud. Living in a permanent cigarette cloud.

Living, I think just living in a cloud. Living in a cloud. Living in a cloud. Living in a cloud. Living in a cloud. Living in a cloud. Living in a cloud.

Because it's very ambiguous. You don't know what that means. I'm in Europe and I'm at peace. It really does read like a poem. Yeah, it does. It really lives reads like a poem. I am at peace. Wow.

Yeah. Wow. I have to be honest. My body felt a journeys through Europe. It's pretty common. A sense of peace at the end of that story. It had a resolution. Yeah.

Yeah. Caleb really set the bar high for homework. Yeah. He did. So you're going to have to come back with, I mean, whatever you send Caleb. Yeah. Better be good.

Yeah. Yeah. Five bullet points. I like this, a little competition. If you even can, who knows that we can even reach you where you're going. I'm just going to try and keep it honest. I don't think I can try and really compete with that. But I'm glad to try to keep it honest.

But let's go back here for a second. You are two-time battle-rap champion. Good with words. But it's a different discipline. It is a different word. However, what you're doing is so cool. If you just go straight facts, it's still going to be cool. That's true.

If you just brag about what you're doing. And also, if some of its facts. Oh, I think it's facts. And some of us. maybe so embellished maybe they did have scrambled eggs then maybe that part was embellished as well maybe they do have maybe the whole thing is made up and he just wrote it while sitting there maybe he's just in this office no and he's not even on vacation the coolest thing would be if like Caleb just started talking right now put your headphones on guys it was like an episode of Oprah now I'm sad and he actually is on vacation

it's Caleb Presley all right guys thanks so much for having thank you Ron for Kaylee for Thank you, Caleb. Thanks, Caleb. So this weekend, we didn't talk about it on Monday because Memorial Day weekend, but Dwayne Wade and Gabrielle Union who are married. If you didn't know that are in Greece and they are spicing up Instagram. Dwayne Wade posted a hot picture in Greece, shirt off, water dripping off his skin, looking great. And Chrissy Teigen liked the picture and unliked it. And she wrote, I unlike this in fear of being weird. at Gab Union, at John Legend. If you saw it, just know, I do not like it. So I thought this was funny because what do you think about this? Like, if your friends, significant other, post a hot picture, do you like it? Yeah. See, I feel like you like it.

I mean, I, I, I, I, I, it's very different for normal people. Right. Like, I don't have, I don't have friends, boyfriends post in hot shirtless beach photos all the time. Actually never. Literally never. So that's not really a problem. Like if Gabrielle Union sees that Chrissy Teigen likes this picture, is she supposed to get

mad about it or is she like, oh, that's my friend. She's married to John Legend. She's just supporting. Definitely not. I think this is a classic case of Chrissy Teagan being Christy Teigen and being funny. Yeah. But there was just the picture also. got a lot of conversation because, you know, he's in a white bathing suit.

And, you know, that's why a lot of, like, there's a lot of, yeah, a lot of comments were coming in because they were like, oh, we can see the biz, see what's going on under the bathing suit. I just realized that. Just this second. I just realized that. Yeah, there's men defending him and women attacking him. It was men being like all these women out here talking about a married man's package. This guy said, comments are proof.

the women ain't shit. Got a life and stop talking about this man's size. Just jealous that he's with the fabulous gab union. And then this woman wrote, I had to zoom in. Couldn't see the dot, dot, dot. Never mind. You look happy, Dee.

I zoomed in and still ain't seen nothing. Damn shame. Oh, this girl wrote that little shrimp. Oh, man. That's sad. Can't Dway just post a hot photo in peace? He looks amazing. Yeah.

So, Chrissy T. Megan's comment got overshadowed by Dwayne Wade posting himself literally. And I think maybe that's why Chrissy got uncomfortable because she was like, oh, now everybody's commenting about what's going on underneath. I don't want them to think that I like that because of that. Yeah. Like what if Gabrielle Union thinks that I like this picture because her husband's dick is showing in the shorts?

Exactly. Don't want that happening. Exactly. That's a recipe for a disaster. Then we get the Chris Jenner, O.J. whole situation, couples start breaking up, whole big thing. But then- I can't believe you just threw that out in regular conversation.

What do you mean? Yeah, you know, that's how we just get, you know, couples, fucking other couples in, and, in hot tubs. No, no, no, no, I meant. With Chrissy Teigen and John Legend. No, no, no, no. I meant like friendships breaking up, not, minus the actual hot tub massacre. Okay. So just relationships ending.

not like the details of that makes a lot more sense i thought you were going like full detail no no friend come on i'm a normal human being yeah well you could have gone with just saying that's how relationships break up instead of saying well you know that's how we get to o j and christ jr i was being relatable for the podcast because we talked about it on here i'm tying it all together tying it all together friend. But then, let's just move on. Okay. Just forget I said that. Just erase Christianer and OJ from your brain. The thing is, if Dwayne Wade was liking all of Gabrielle Union's hot friends pictures, there'd be a problem. I feel like that doesn't fly. No, there's a whole different. Right. It's very, it's hard because it goes back and forth. Bikini pictures, you can't be liking

those. Like hot. Right. It's the whole battle of every girl who has their boyfriend who likes all the Instagram models, pictures, and you're like, do you need to like every single one? Yeah, no, you don't. And John Legend, like, if John Legend liked Gabrielle Union's booty picture that she posted after this one, it would be weird. That's fair game. Like, if there's one insanely hot one, you're like, oh, that's funny, I'm going to like it, because the caption was funny too.

I'll like it. But if John Legend continued, like, if you looked through and saw that he liked every single one of Gabrielle Union's hot photos, then you're like, okay, all right, buddy. He wants to bang Gabriel. Celebrities are weird. Yeah, yeah. And they're all friends. They're all friends with each other.

They're all show and support. But she posted a funny caption. It was as per the pre-up. So I guess she was making a joke that Dwayne Wade has to take hot pictures of her. Right. And that's in their pre-nup. So good for them. Just being a hot Instagram couple.

They both look good. They have a funny kid. Fran loves their kid for some reason. I love their daughter. I think she's hysterical. Yeah. She just always has like a little grumpy face on in their picture. pictures and I'm assuming it's Gabrielle who writes the captions for her Instagram. Yeah, or they hire

somebody. But she's very funny. Yeah. They're very funny. Uh, you know, they're celebrating this birthday trip right now. She's 46 years old and super hot. She is so hot. She looks so, so, good. And yes, making jokes, you know, nobody can take hot pictures of her like that besides Dwayne Wade. Yeah. As per the pre-naup. I feel like that's a smart move. No. sexy photographers coming in there. All strictly by my husband. Right. It's pretty smart. Buying tickets can be complicated and confusing,

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You know, whatever. But this was his job. Right. For so long. He basically has now lost that job. That job is over. He needs a new job. And obviously the opportunities will be.

be there for him, but he's having some issues moving on. And he felt very connected to his character. He was very emotional when things ended. And, you know, apparently he has nothing but pride for his decision that he is doing this. I mean, if you can do this, this sounds very nice. Like, if you are stressed out, maybe you're having some issues. like they say he's continuing to recover from exhaustion and alcohol use. So there's a lot going on with him.

He's trying to figure it out. This place in Connecticut, the Prevay Swiss Wellness Retreat costs $120,000 for a month-long stay. Damn. And it says it is a small, very private, integrated clinical holistic treatment program designed for those individuals needing to step back from high-profile lives to take time restore, rejuvenate and recharge to be at their best and offers dialectical behavioral therapy, mindfulness, meditation, Pilates, functional nutrition, and claims it goes beyond traditional treatment to assist individuals in achieving whole health during their stay. Well, that sounds nice for him.

I mean, I think that it's probably a good idea for him to do this. It's true. He's been working on this show for 10 years. He basically was John Snow longer than he would. was Kit Harrington. Right. He, this was, the public eye. Yeah, in the public eye, everyone knows him as John Snow.

This was his life. His whole life has, like the past 10 years have been John Snow. So having that stripped away from you, having to kill your aunt slash lover. Yeah. At the end of, that's basically your final things that you just, you just kill your lover. You just kill Danny. And then you're just going back to the beginning. Like, I bet it all ties together.

and I think I would do the same exact thing if I was in his position, probably even longer than a month. I would take the whole summer and I would go. Right. And it's been fairly public that he, I don't know how, I mean, I wouldn't say fairly public,

that he has struggled with alcohol, but there's been times where, you know, paparazzi has caught him in sticky situations, you know, Lee, there was like that, remember that time he got, like, kicked. I think it was a bar in New York, he got kicked out.

out of because he was super, super drunk. So clearly he realized that he was having an issue. He's getting the help that he needs and wants, and that's great. Yeah, I mean, I think that's the best thing to do. And I honestly hate when people say, like, oh, an actor, actress, whatnot. Rich people, famous people can't be upset because they have everything. Like, what does that mean? I think that any situation you're in,

you're going, no matter who you are, you're still a human being. You're going to get upset about things. Like maybe rich people have different problems than us, but in their life, that's their problem. So it is what it is. You know? Yeah. So, I mean, hopefully he takes care of himself and gets a helping need. Shout out to Rose Leslie, who's apparently being extremely supportive.

She's staying in London. I think she's in the UK, they say. Yeah. So he's in Connecticut. Yeah. Just right in Connecticut. I would have never guessed that, you know, the luxury rehab facility is in Connecticut. But really? I feel like that makes sense.

I feel like Connecticut. I just would assume he would go to some place in Europe. Like it would actually be in Switzerland or, you know, something of in that side of the world. I wouldn't have guessed Connecticut. Yeah. Like Kit Harrington in facility in Connecticut. In America. Just in America in general.

Like he should be in Europe. Well, not he should be. I would think he would be in Europe. Right, but it seems like this is if clearly comes highly recommended, I would guess, because it seems like they handle a lot of high profile clients. Wow. So I'm going back to when he was, remember, they said he was cheating. Yeah. And the woman was like released these pictures and he said it wasn't him. Yeah. Like I'm looking at these pictures. It's him. Right. I'm just looking at these pictures again. I'm like, that is Kid Harrington. Yeah, we're going to just brush over that.

I'm going to brush past that, but it's very, it's not, it's not very funny, but it's, you kind of chuckle at it, that it's a blatant picture of his face. And he's like, yeah, that's not me. Whatever. Kit, he wants to say it's not him. It wasn't me. That's fine. And clearly he and his wife, whatever, are fine or apparently fine.

So she's supporting him. And that's, that's it. Nothing really major came out of that. so I'm not going to make anything major out of it. I'm not going to keep pushing it. I'm just saying for it. I'm just saying. But you know what?

Hopefully he gets the help he needs. Agreed. Miley Cyrus, she has new music coming out. She does. Very, very exciting. I think it's she is coming. Which I'm confused. Is that the name of an album?

Like, is that what she's just saying? I don't know if she's just saying like she is coming. Like she has new music and there's stuff coming. Because she's saying this song. when she performed at the BBC, let me see, it was like the P, like some kind of concert in the UK that she performed at. I think she sang three new songs. Okay. And one of those is apparently called Catitude.

And, oh, the BBC Radio won big weekend. So one of these songs is apparently called Catatitude. if this is a vibe that she's going for with new music, I'm a little nervous. Why? I, because, let me see. You don't like the name, Catatitude? No, no, no, no.

I'm going to. Because I ought to be honest, I don't love Catatitude. No, no, I'm going to say, I just sent you the link to the tweet of the song. There's a video of her singing the song at the concert, Catatitude. She's, like, rapping. Oh, so she's doing some rapping. Yeah, yeah. Maybe it's a little mixture of both. I don't know. Did you just send it to my email? No, I sent it. Well, I didn't send it to you. I sent it to you. I sent it to know. I thought you were like, I sent it to you. I was like, okay, I guess I'll listen to it. No, just you know, put your headphones on. Oh, we don't even have it yet. Yeah, no, it's playing. Okay, she sounds horrendous. She sounds horrendous. I'm sorry, Miley, you sound horrible right now. What the fuck is going on?

I don't know. All I'm saying was that I just, I hope that this isn't the song that comes out on Friday. Everybody knows that we are a huge, huge Miley fans. Love her to death. Love Miley. She can't do any wrong in my eyes. That sounded horrible. That did not sound good. Listen, I like the beat, though.

I'm all here for the beat. I don't even think, I wouldn't even say it sounded horrible. It's just like not. No, like I think that's not what I want out of Miley. Like I, you know, like that's. that her rapping sounded horrible. Like I, I like the beat and I think, I think maybe if I hear it recorded, I will like it better,

but I think live, it wasn't working for me. Right. So I don't know if that's the song that she's releasing on Friday. We'll see. We'll see. But she has. I hope it is, actually. She has a lot.

She had a line in the song that everybody freaked out about. She said, I love you, Nikki, but I listened to Cardi. It's so stupid people freaked out over this. Yeah. She wasn't saying, I only listen to Cardi. Like she was saying, I love you, Nikki, but I also listen to Cardi. Right. I love you, Nikki.

Also, that was not, like, when you say it also, it makes sense, but it doesn't make sense in like a rap. Yeah. Yeah, she's not going to be like, I love you, Nikki, but I also listen. It's just too many words. I love you, Nikki, but I do listen. Do it work. Right.

But I listened to Cardi. Like, I completely understood what she was saying, but of course everybody takes it. Yeah, and won with it. with it. Like, get out of here. She didn't, and I saw some tweets that were like, that were even quoting it wrong and saying that she said, I only listen to Cardi. I don't think she says I only listen to Cardi.

No, I listened to this. She says I listen to Cardi. I only listen to Cardi. Yeah. I mean, when I listened to the performance, that's what I heard. That's what I heard. I didn't hear I only listened to Cardi. That's how fake news gets spread because now this girl's tweeting like quotes, like, I

listen to Cardi. Like, I only listen to Cardi. That's just not what the lyric is. Yeah. So I think that was stupid. I think it's pretty obvious that it was a joke because Nikki and Cardi don't like each other. So she was saying, I love you, Nikki, but Cardi's songs are good.

So I listen to them. That's all she was saying. And Miley talked about it. Miley talked about it on Capital FM. And she said that, she was like, I think what Nikki and Cardi both do is so different from each other. That's why they both get a crown. She said, I think that you're allowed to enjoy two artists that fill a similar lane.

I always, she said, I just always grew up collaborating with Selena and Demi and there was never competition. So Ariana is like one of my best friends. So then, you know, she went on Twitter and was tweeting all those things like, I love you Selena, but I listen to Demi. Like I love you me, but I listen to Ari. I love you, Miley, but I listen to Hannah. Like basically just saying like you can like two people who do similar things and you can support both of them. Right. And not, and it wasn't like her pitting them against each other.

Yeah, yeah. Like she's not, she's not pitting it against. She's just saying like, I love you, but I also listen to this. So you can support both things. Exactly. I don't think Miley did anything wrong with that. No, I also agree. Although, and then Miley also came through clutch with this question for the Jonas Brothers.

Jones Brothers also went on Capital FM in the Capital Breakfast. And they pre-recorded Miley. asking them a question. And she was like, did it feel so good taking off your priority rings? And did it feel so good taking off your purity rings?

And they all just kind of laughed and Joe went, yeah. That was it. The only answer we got out of them. But I thought it was pretty funny because, you know, maybe that was a Miley and Nick situation. You never know.

Yeah. I love to know. It's creepy, but I love to know. I love to know. Thinking if Miley and Nick have slept together. Way too much time. I spend way too much time thinking about

who celebrities lost their virginities to. Yeah. You know, like, who did Selena Gomez lose her virginity too? Not Justin Bieber. Was it Nick Jonas? Did Miley also lose her virginity to Nick Jonas? Who did Nick Jonas lose his virginity to? Kevin was Danielle.

I would love to know how old Nick Jonas was when he lost his virginity. I don't know, like 12. No, I mean, the purity rings were a thing for a while. They lasted only until they were like 15, 16. Yeah. Then those babies came off. Yeah, I'm very, I'm very curious. If we ever have them on the show, I think one of my questions will be,

no, but for real, when did you guys lose your opportunities? Can you just let everyone know because we're all dying to know? Yeah. What age? What age? Just give us the age. And then we can put the puzzle together of who you were dating at the time and then maybe make some assumptions.

For Nick, he dated Miley first. Yes. Then it had to be Miley. Miley was like his first girlfriend ever. Yeah. Not ever, ever, but public eyes. If it was his first public eye girlfriend, then, I don't know. That's what I'm saying.

I don't know. Who knows? We can sit here all day trying to figure out which celebrities, lost virginities to which celebrities. But we'll never figure it out because they won't tell us. I know. Stupid. So annoying.

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Right. Okay. So OJ's former manager is opening up his mouth in this new documentary. Yeah. And one of the stories involves OJ Simpson, Chris Jenner, Nicole and Rob Kardashian. Yeah. One night they were in a hot tub together. It was in the 1990s.

They were having a good time. and Nicole and Rob decided that they were going to get out of the hop tub. They were going to go up to bed. And Chris Jenner and O.J. Simpson stayed in the hot tub. And this is what the guy said. OJ said he stood up, pulled his shorts down, and said, her eyes bugged out of her head, and I fucked that bee until I broke her. So apparently, now this is all allegedly.

This is very alleged. We don't know if this story is true. This is what OJ's former manager is. saying that he said. Yes. So OJ's former manager saying OJ said this. Who knows if that's true. It's a long chain of people. It's also OJ's camp. You don't know what kind of stories they're making up. OJ's a bad dude. We all know that. But apparently Chris Jenner was so taken aback by what OJ Simpson was working with that her eyes bugged out of her head. She was so shocked and then she had to bang him because she needed to know what he was working with. I can't believe that this

is even a fake, like a fake, like, even if it's fake or not, I can't believe that this might be a story. Right. It's very, it's very bizarre because I would assume that, I would, I don't really know, but I would assume that O.J. and this guy don't really have much of a relationship anymore considering this guy's making a whole documentary, spilling all the secrets. Right. So if he's spilling all the secrets, what's true and what's not true.

The story got even crazier, though, right? So Nicole and Rob, mind you. are in the house somewhere. They're inside. OJ and Chris are banging in the hot tub. And Chris wakes them up at two or three in the morning and says that she had to go to the hospital. So from what I took from that is I fuck that B until I broke her was very literal. Chris Jenner had to go to the hospital.

It's, I mean, it's one of those things that's so disgusting you laugh. Like you have to giggle at it because you're like, this is a real life. story. Yeah. It really doesn't help the Chloe Kardashian isn't Chloe Kardashian isn't Rob's daughter conspiracy. That's for sure. This doesn't help at all.

This makes it so much worse. Now everyone's like, damn, things are seeming more likely for Chloe. But the real question is, is this true or not? Apparently they were not, apparently this rattled all of the relationships. This is like this

guy's saying this was the beginning of the end. This was the beginning of the end for the couples. And I'm not shocked. No shit. OJ banging his best friend's wife is probably not going to sit well with Rob Kardashian. But what is crazy to me is that why would Rob and Nicole stay with O.J. and Chris when they found this out. Weird Hollywoodness. You know, people are celebrities are weird like that.

The four of them probably had so much dirt on each other. that it was like they had to. Like it was like you just keep quiet about what each other's doing because the next person can just expose you of you expose them, you know? Right. It's like just keep it all. Just keep it all in family. Hush, hush.

Yeah. So I don't know. Chris Jenner still denies this ever happened. She does. She does. She does. I'm not going to sit there and say, yes, I banged O.J. Simpson. Right.

I cheated on my husband. I cheated on my husband and fucked O.J. Simpson. That's like the worst person you can name. Yeah. I banged O. O.J. Simpson, no thank you. So, Chris Jenner is going to keep denying that story for sure. Definitely now, current death, for sure, going to deny that. Yeah. Back in the day. At the time when this may or may not have happened. That was good for Christianer. I guess. I guess. So weird. I don't know. It's so weird.

But I don't want to get on Christianer's bad side. No. And it's not even that I fully, that I really believe this story. It's just such an absurd quote to see in writing. For like this guy to include in a documentary and have these words come out of his mouth to be like, no, I remember it was on, you know, they were on like some road trip or something and OJ told. Yeah. What's his name? Norman? Norman. OJ. told Norman that this went down. But of course, like, of course if OJ is going to say, if he's making up that he banged Chris Jenner, of course he's going to say that Chris Jenner was so shocked at his size. Because it just makes OJ sound good. You know, that could be just totally made up. But it sounds like OJ's got a hammer when you put it like that,

which just, you know, it makes me nauseous in general that I even have to say that sentence. Yeah, it's the whole thing. It just makes me nauseous. It definitely does. I'm trying to think of like what the angle is for this former manager. But I guess it's just like we're talking about him. Yeah, we're talking about him. I think he just probably wanted to throw like the most clickbaity sound bite from this documentary

to get people to talk about it. Like I said, I watched the trailer. It does not look like it is a top-notch production. Yeah, I mean, probably not. And like we said, who knows if what this guy is saying is true at all? Like, he is OJ's former manager. You don't know if you could trust him. You definitely can't trust O.J. Simpson.

Right, because they were in the trailer, it's like all, they're teasing all this unseen footage that's finally coming out that this guy has had of OJ. I don't know. I don't know. I mean, I guess we'll see when it comes out. It's just like sketches me out. It's just, I just need everybody to stop making documentaries. And so, there's just been so much.

Right. In recent years that have been made about OJ Simpson, whether it's TV shows or documentaries or all the stuff. It's like, let's, let's. Unless you got the real facts, keep it to yourself. I'm going to need some facts. Norman. Yeah, Norman.

I don't know what, I don't know what Norman's end game is. Norman, you better be giving us facts and not some fake. be, was not pleased. Fake Christianer bullshit story, which by the way, if it's true, Christianer's taking that to the grave. So we'll never know. We'll never know the truth. Well, you know Chris Jenner probably has her Google alerts

on for this stuff. Yeah, well, don't tell me that because you said that to me before and you know what? I had to be crazy to not think that she's got one of her assistants constantly looking at Google alerts with her name. Fran, the good thing is she already has me blocked. It's true. So that's a plus side.

That is true. Let's get into this Cara Delavine and Ashley Benson's story. They've been dating for a little bit now. I love that. One of my favorite couples at the moment thought Cara Delavine was going to date Paris Jackson. No, no, no, no. No. They ended that relationship and Kara moved on to Ashley Benson. And they were seen carrying a leather sex bench into their home. They were giggling. And the bench is typically used. in BDSM practices. So they're really pumped to get this into their home and put it to use. 100%. The Daily Mail did their research on this bench. Apparently, it's 360 pounds. Pretty expensive.

Yeah. And they say it's designed for a person to lay on all fours for sexual acts. Also features 10 restraints to up the sexual ante. I got to be honest. Ashley Benson and Carl Delavine probably do the freaky as shit. Yeah. And I'm here for it. Like, I think that they are just sex freaks who they go...

I think Card Delavine is. And then she just gets everybody else into it. We've talked about this before. If you have never, like, say you have never experimented with a girl, Carr Delavine will just rope you in. Right? I just feel like she can make anybody a lesbian. No?

Maybe. I don't know. Maybe. It's just so hypocritical to be like, yeah, she can get anybody to be a lesbian. meanwhile we were shitting on James Charles for trying to kick. Right, right, right. Like flirt with straight guys. You know what? You're right. But I just think women love Caradeleveen. That's the thing. Carre, you're right. I remember when the James Charles stuff was coming out. People were like, what about Carra Delavine always flirting with straight women?

Which I get, it is hypocritical. You're right, friend. Thank you for calling me out on my bullshit. You're welcome. But like I said, I just feel like Carre Delveen is probably a fan. fantastic lover, one might say. Yep. Yep. So good for that. And yeah, I mean, she and Ashley Benson are, it seems dating, dating. Like, you know, they've been together. It's been, it's been a while.

Yeah, they've been together for a while. They were having a blast carrying this benjamin. I think Caras, like, stick it out her tongue at one point in one of these pictures. Right. And they're, yeah, they, I can't tell if this is also something that they're, they're, they're carrying in. They know the paparazzi's there. And they're probably just like, oh, this is

going to be so funny. And let's show it off to the camera because everybody's going to laugh about it. Right. Carre seems pretty cheeky. Yeah. It's my British term for you. Since she's British. Yeah, that's nice. Cheeky. Yeah, I like that one.

I'm excited for them. Congrats on the sex bench. That's all I have to say about that one. It's so, like, whoever had to write this article hysterical for the daily mail. It's like they talk about the bench and then they literally say it is unclear whether the couple purchased

the additional extra for the bench for the machine. The dictator sex machine which features a sex toy and retails at around 800 pounds. So, oh, there's you go. Putting on a cheeky display. I didn't even get to that part. Everybody,

we all think hair is cheeky. Yeah, there you go, Fran. I also didn't know that they live together. I don't know if they do live together. They might just be unloading this into... They said into their West Hollywood home. Oh. So... Maybe they do. Who knows if they lived together? That could be pretty serious. Or it's somebody's West Hollywood home. Somebody West Hollywood home. Yeah, they were carrying some sex bent into a West Hollywood home. And it was either Ashley's or Caras or both of their.

Or both of them. Good for them. We know they're using it. Do you say... I say Carra. Yeah, it's probably, it is Cara. I, but I always... I just say Kara. I did. You say Kara, but I feel like I should be saying Kara because I'm American, but I also think it's Kara. With the British accent, it's Kara, right? Yeah, it would be Kara. Yeah. Yep.

Okay, we'll go with that. Whatever. Back and forth, back and forth. The moral of the story is they're on a sex bench right now. And that's, we're just going to have to face the facts, Fran. I actually, the last point about them, I'd like to see more from them on social media, like cute pictures and stuff. That would make me happy.

Yeah. Some cute Cara and Ashley. They shut down some like troll on Instagram recently. That was pretty good. Somebody just like shitting on their relationship and they both just totally. Oh, I didn't see that one. Yeah. I would have been hyped up to see that.

I think comments by celebs caught it. Probably. They catch everything. Yeah, they both just totally, totally shut it down. I didn't see this. The Daily Mail also wrote, The sighting comes two months after Kara gave an astonishing insight into her past relationships and her sexual experiences in the last eight years,

saying that these days she prefers to stay in and have sex and go to nightclubs. She said she lost her virginity at 18. Thank you, Cara. There's somebody. Yes, thank you. It all comes full circle.

She said that she lost her Virginia at 18 and she said, I'm very good at giving love and not at receiving it. I'm the same in bed. I find it quite difficult to receive pleasure and love and things like that, so I love to give. Kara also said the best gift she could give to a lover would be an orgasm, which she'd read.

rather be doing than partying these days. She said, I used to go to clubs, but I'd rather have sex than go out now. Wow. Congrats to Ashley Benson for locking up Cara Delavine, who all she wants to do is give Ashley orgasms. It was on RuPaul's podcast. What a girlfriend. That's a great girlfriend.

She just wants to pleasure Ashley Benson. Yeah. Damn. Wow. See, I told you, I told you that Cara Delavine was probably fantastic. Yeah, I think that's a pretty fair assumption. I feel like you can't even doubt it at this point. She is just the best at sex.

Yeah. And she's always been very like, as she says, sexually fluid. So whether you're a girl or a guy, she's probably... She's going to please you. That's for sure. That is for sure. Do you ever get the sense that your deodorant is not really working? That it just masks the smell but doesn't really do anything to combat it.

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followers. Like I just saw my follower count. It went because you see it on the top. It was just going down. It was just by the hundreds. I'm like, what the fuck? But hockey was on. I was getting in the mix with the Bachelorette and hockey. Crossing paths, Fran. And there I was all along. You were making jokes. I think the Bachelorette people I thought I was serious. Didn't like it. Yeah, yeah. I said fuck the Bachelorette so

but I was watching The Bachelorette. Yes, yes. I think I pissed some people off. Yes, probably. Normally it's like a whole big group effort. Yeah. And you're in the mix with all people who really love the show

and you kind of like love, hate the show, more hate the show. Yeah, I'm more, that's the problem. And that came out a little bit last day and there was nobody to do, to deflect to. No, no, no, no, no. My tweets last night were pretty hateful

towards everything on the show, besides Mike. But let's get into the episode because I want to explain them. Okay. Well, first of all, I want to say that I was not live tweeting.

Yeah, you were in live tweeting. And Kelly wasn't live tweeting. It was Memorial Day, and it's like one of the few Mondays that I actually say, you know, I'll take a break from live tweeting. Yeah. Like, I'll do it.

one week a season by choice only to like take a break and memorial today is always a good one i was out to dinner i was with my boyfriend and his mom and i couldn't be like oh we got to get home to watch the bachelorette it was beautiful beautiful sunset we were outside how big of you friend yeah so i i skipped a week i commend you for taking that one year out of the season one week out of the season one episode out of the season see my problem is if i don't watch it live i won't watch it at all yeah like If I didn't, which I'm glad I didn't do because last night's episode was the best yet. Really great episode, of my opinion. If I didn't watch it last night, I probably would be sitting here pretending like I watched the episode.

And that's not fun at all. So you should be happy I stuck to it and was live tweeting. I'm very happy you did because I don't like when you fake watch either because I feel like I say things and you fake agree with what I'm saying. Yeah, I do. I do. Yeah, I do do that. When I fake watch The Bachelorette or The Bachelor, I come in the next day and you talk about the show. and I nod my head and say, yep, ha ha, ha, ha.

Meanwhile, I'll have my own opinion on it. But today, Fran, I came with some strong opinions. Okay. Let's start from the top. They went on the group date, and it was with Jason Biggs and Jenny Mullen. I was very confused when the guy from American Pie popped up onto my screen. It's so funny. Poor Jason Biggs.

He does not get anything besides you're the guy from American Pie. Literally nothing. Even when John Paul Jones was like, the guy from American Pie, like that he might see, that's all he gets. I got to be honest, when it like flashed to the pregnancy segment and they're like, whatever, birth giving and he pops up on the screen, I thought I was just like way too high. I'm like, why is the guy from American Pie pushing out babies on my screen right now? It was way too much for me at the moment. So let me fill you in. Jason Biggs and his wife, Jenny, are big time Bachelor fans.

Okay, they love the show. They live tweet. They post about it all the time. big fans, so they brought them on to help out with this pregnancy date, I guess you could call it. The men had to take a quiz on the female anatomy. They had no idea what, what. It cracks me up how much men don't know what goes on in the female. But I also just think it's stupid because I know what goes on in a guy's body, so why don't

you know what's going on my body? They have absolutely no idea. Zero. Yeah, and last night's episode proved it. But they quickly glossed over the female anatomy stuff. That was a very quick portion. And then they went into the part of the event where they were going to make the guys know what it feels like to be in labor.

So it was like this machine. They hooked up to them. Each guy gets connected. Hannah plays like the husband role, the baby daddy role, where she's holding their hands in seeing how well they take this pain. Yes.

Some standouts. Tyler C. Tyler C. They obviously, you know, the guys had to take their shirts off. Yeah. So anytime Tyler C. has to take his shirt off, I ain't complaining. Yeah, that's fine.

And he raised like one arm where he was kind of flexing, but really showing off the upper arm strength. And then I almost felt like when he got hit, I don't really know. what exactly this machine is. I guess it's just like shocks. Yeah. Or would I stem or whatever. When he got hit with this, I almost feel like it made his abs look even better because they made his muscles like contract. Right. Everything's on display. He was feeling himself. Uh, but obviously, the best one was John Paul Jones. Well, yes, but Tyler C, I want to go back to him for a second.

I have never watched The Bachelor or Bachelorette and have been like, hmm, that guy is actually like a cute guy. Tyler C, I would say that about him. Every time he's on the screen, I'm just like, I hope Hannah picks him, but I also hope Hannah doesn't pick him because I want him to be on other TV shows. I need him on Bachelor of Paradise. Yeah. Anyways, John Paul Jones, who, by the way, I take back everything I've ever said about John Paul Jones. I love that. We're getting to the other side of John Paul Jones.

I really regret saying he was my enemy because he's not my enemy. He's not even close to being my enemy. He's like along for the ride. He's a long for the ride. He's funny, whatever. I take back what I said about him. I really do because I'm also getting a lot of people being like John Paul Jones really is a good guy, like back off. And I'm starting to believe it.

Like I really think he might be a good guy. He seems super sweet. He does. He does seem sweet. Although he's a little bit of a bitch because he freaked out. Freaked out over these labor pains. Everybody else was taking it. I mean, and this is what like actually, you know, what it actually feels like.

He was screaming like a little girl. He could not handle it. His face was just hilarious. So, so funny. It was just so, so funny. I could not. Which actually, it made me like him more. Yeah.

Because that's when I started to be like, I want to take back everything I said about him. Yeah. And we, I saw somebody tweet that it's like, John Paul Jones has definitely never watched the show and he's just signed up for like free food and alcohol. Because anytime they show him, he's just taking a sip of something or eating something.

But we got like two seconds of him like later in the show. when I forget what it was that had happened but Hannah was visibly upset and John Paul Jones seemed so concerned Right. He was like Hannah She seemed very emotional Like she was about to cry Like and just I was like wow

He must he cares He's super passionate He doesn't get to talk a lot in the show But it seems like he cares Super passionate And then that That was just a weird part of the episode To be honest

Like whenever they do those Like that one was just Quarky group dates That one was just a little too weird for me. I wasn't having that one. I was like, okay, I get it. You know, they need to learn about the female body, but I just...

Yeah. Let's go bowling. It's always entertaining to, you know, watch men get shocked, I guess. Yeah, well, that was a good part of it. I don't even really know what exactly that was. They were just getting shocked. Yes.

What happened after that? It was kind of a... Yeah, they go into the group, the night portion of the group date. Cam already starts to cause problems. she talks to a few guys and then she talks to Mike and Mike opens up to Hannah. It was a very sad story, kind of saying that the group date was a little bit of a trigger for him because when he was younger, his girlfriend got pregnant. And they lost the baby when she was in the second trimester. and he just was being very vulnerable talking about how, you know,

he wasn't in the right mindset during that time and regrets he has. And Cam interrupts them not once, not twice, but three times. Like begging for time with Hannah. And Mike's like, get the fuck away for me. When Mike, first of all, I've never genuinely cried at The Bachelor, Bachelorette, like just not my scene, nothing on the show. show really makes me feel that much emotion. Yes.

Mike's story made me cry. I thought it was very heartbreaking would be the word, Fran. Yes. I was very upset with the whole thing. And then Cam comes in. And immediately my tears stop because I'm just disgusted with Cam. He interrupts. Granted, you didn't know what they were talking about.

But still, like, just him interrupting in general pisses me off because I don't want to see his face on the screen anyway. and he interrupts and they're like, all right, give us a second. Clearly Hannah wants to talk to Mike. Mike is telling her something. It's very clear. He turns around and he interrupts again. And they're like, give us a second.

And then all of a sudden he does it again. Like, do you get the hint cam? He did. You're so goddamn annoying. Like maybe that's why your past relationships keep failing, not because of your stupid story, but because you're an idiot. You know who's been watching the show, Demi Lovato? Yes.

And her commentary is spot on. She's posting. on her Instagram story, her watching it and it's so funny because she hates Cam. Every time Cam comes on. She hates Luke P too. She can't stand Cam. And Trent also nailed it. Cam

looks just like Tom Green. It is very funny. Trent called Trent called him Tom Green all night long. Cam sits, finally he gets his time. Mike goes back. Mike was so pissed. He was telling all the

other guys, how annoyed he was. And he's like, no, Cam, sit your ass down. Like, I just, I, I knew after that moment, Mike was going to make it his mission to take Cam down. And normally, that's like Bachelor or Bachelor at 101. You don't do that. You don't throw somebody else under the bus. It never works out. In Mike's case, it worked just, I feel like Hannah trusts Mike and is comfortable around Mike

and thinks that Mike's a good judge of character. So if Mike hates Cam, then there's probably something wrong with Cam. And then Jonathan came in and Jonathan was like, hey man, what goes around, comes around. It was like, get up. And it was so awkward. It was so awkward. They wouldn't stop touching Hannah. Like Cam was like, let me just walk Hannah to the door.

And it was so weird. It was like a physical exchange. Yeah, Cam was like Cam had to physically pass Hannah off. It was so creepy. It was so creepy. And also, Cam, it's the class. classic, he didn't realize what he was doing beforehand. He interrupted somebody else.

Somebody else interrupts him and he gets all frazzled about it. It's like, all, Cam, it's a show. Let's keep it moving because you did the same thing before. Yes. And the, well, just got a comment on the fact that Cam was wearing like a thin hoodie underneath a nice blazer. I didn't even notice that. It was truly that one of the more hideous locus. I've seen on this show.

Gross. Written, like... With, like, a pocket square, too. Yeah. Like a nice blazer pocket square and a hoodie from, like, Paxon? That's a no from me. Big no.

Really, really big no. Thankfully, well, the thing is with Jonathan interrupt, but it ended up not paying off for Jonathan. Jonathan got sent home anyway, so I feel like... I feel like... I feel like... I feel like he just like, took the lead and he butted in, and I think he did it for the other people.

Like, I don't think he did it for himself. I think he did it for Mike and I think he did it for the other guys. I think he was like, all right, I'm going to like jump in front of the train for everybody here and bite the bullet. Because I kind of feel like he didn't really have a shot. John Paul Jones just kept eating chicken nuggets. Which is just making me hungry, by the way. Like, I'm looking at this picture of John Paul Jones, like snacking on some nuggets and now I want nuggets with honey mustard. Everybody's eating chicken nuggets this season. Right.

It's like they really... It's the Nuggets season. They just have nuggets in the house. And then it was amazing because Mike got the group day rose, right in Cam's dumb face. And that was amazing. I was so happy about that. Mike and Tyler C are my two favorites right now. Those are my front runners.

And also I want to throw my front runner in Jed, although I'm not rooting for him. He's just at the top of my list right now. Yeah, it makes sense. Not rooting for him, but he's at the top of my list. So then Connor S got the... one-on-one date, which made me very, very happy. Yeah, you're a big Conor-S fan. I love Conor-S.

And Conor-S gets the one-on-one date. He's so excited. But Hannah, I guess, went to the hospital. She, like, passed out and had to go to the hospital. We didn't get any other explanation. Like, Conner didn't say, like, do you know what's wrong with you? Or if they did, they just, we didn't find out. All we know is she went to the hospital, but then she was okay.

And the ambulance. All right. So I think, now listen, if Hannah was sick, she was sick. I'm not doubting her sickness. This is just a theory. I think that they have a limit of how many ambulance need to be in a season so that they can cut it into the trailers so people want to watch. So we didn't find out what was wrong with Hannah. There was another ambulance in the previews.

Yes, there's going to be a second ambulance. So maybe they do two a season. Maybe they amped it up. season because they thought Hannah was going to be, you know, maybe not a lot of people would watch. But I think that this one, they just threw in there because they were like, all right, we need some coming attractions. Some dramatics. We need some dramatics.

Like Hannah on the bed with IV. Obviously, you see Hannah in a hospital bed with IV in her arm. You're like, what the fuck happened to Hannah? She just passed out a little bit. Yeah, exactly. And so because of that, they had to cancel the date that they had planned. but Hannah invited him to her hotel room. He showed up with flowers and some soup and a nice cute little handwritten card.

They got to just sit in bed and hang, which I almost feel like is a great one-on-one date on this show. Yes. It makes it seem like a real life situation. Right. Because in real life, your relationship is like sitting in bed. Exactly. Like when it comes down to it sitting in bed or on the couch. And eating. And that's exactly what they got to do.

You don't go out to restaurants every night. You're not going on a day every night. You're sitting on the couch or sitting in bed eating. So I feel like that was very realistic. And it kind of worked out for Connor in the end, I think. I think it did too. Although, what did you think about Trent making a point that Hannah faked sick because she didn't want to go on her date with Connor?

I mean, that's bullshit. I don't think that's true. That's bullshit. Because if she faked sick to get out of her date, she would have just got out of the date. You know, like that date wouldn't have happened. They would have had to move on. But she kept the date. And then when Connor S. left, he put little post-it notes all over the hotel room, writing things that he loves about, hand on it.

It was so cute. That is really cute. Do you think that is an unrealistic expectation of somebody? Because I think that's something you do on The Bachelorette to seem like you're like a really great guy and it's being cute to do on the show. But do you think that that's something that happens in real? life? No, I don't think Conor S is going to be leaving post-it notes for his his girlfriend for the rest of his life. That's what I'm wondering. Like, if I'm Conor-S's sick girlfriend, am I getting post-it notes on my bedroom wall? Yeah, but it was a very smooth

move to pull out in the moment. Yes, in the moment. Exactly. And it was very key. And it's just, this is not a knock on Conor-S because you know I love Conor-S. Yeah, you're a big Conor-Rest fan. But he also makes me laugh because he just opens up his mouth and just like his kind of accent or whatever that he has just makes me laugh. He's like, no, I just want to make Hannah happy. Like you know how we talk? It just always makes me laugh. He, but he's very, very sweet. You went back to the mansion. Everything's great. He was so happy leaving his date. Luke P made me squirm. Like, I felt out of my body.

I was like, what is that? First, he was like, what are her symptoms? And I was like, chill out. He's like, what are her symptoms? I'm like, what are you a doctor? You just say, like, what's wrong with her? Yeah. And then they're sitting on the couch and he goes,

so what was she wearing? Ew. Luke. Ew. So what was she wearing? I'm like, I, I, he was like she was sick like her pajamas i don't know you're so creepy you know that reminds me i don't know why this is remind me of that but when i was in uh i don't know why it's bringing

but in ninth grade i was talking to this kid just like texting this this kid yeah and he was like so what are you wearing and at the time like i wasn't you know in i didn't i wasn't in the sexting game like i don't know you know what i mean and he was like what are you wearing and i was just like i don't know like t-shirt and pants like what the fuck I was so weirded out. And I'm just thinking about it now, you know, when you think of something that you did when you were younger and you didn't realize

makes you crawl out of your skin. That's me right now. And for Luke P. But it's like, what did Luke expect for Connor to be like, yeah, man, like, I could see some bra under the t-shirt. Yeah, like, what? So gross and creepy. But thankfully, we got even more of Connor S

because Hannah wanted to continue the night portion of the date or probably, you know, they had Lucas Graham set up for that evening and they couldn't reschedule. They had to make sure they got to that date. I was dying. I can't believe she was just like miraculously okay. That's why I'm saying it had to be something in the contract where there needs to be a fake illness of some sort. Who knows? She literally popped up out of bed and just, oh, I'm ready for the date.

Maybe it was just like a test for Conner. That doesn't even happen to me when I get a headache. Like I'm not even jumped out of bed the next minute to go on a date or something. Like I am laying in bed. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. It's, it's, it was a little suspicious, but we'll let it fly. Just because it's Connor. Yes, exactly.

If it was Luke P, I would have been like, get out of here. And the guy shows up, he tells Connor to look sharp. And I, I don't know why I was just dying, laughing. He was like, look sharp. And then the camera immediately cut to Connor just like throwing on his black leather jacket. It's like, that's what he heard looks sharp. He was like, let me put on my best, like, plaid button down. and leather jacket.

He looked adorable. He goes, he finds Hannah. Hannah's weight eating with the rose for him. She gives him the rose. And then they have Lucas Graham play. It was beautiful. I'm reading your blog right now. And I think it's hilarious that you wrote,

not too shabby with an exclamation point, like you're 70 years old. That's how I talk. Not too shabby. Not Lucas Graham, not too shabby. Although I have to say, I always thought that Lucas Graham was one person. Like it was just the one singer.

His name is Lucas, but it's a band. Oh, I didn't know that either. Lucas Graham is a whole band. Yeah, you wouldn't have got that information. Yeah, I didn't know that either. I still don't even know who you're talking about, to be honest. Yeah, you do. The band from last night.

If I was seven years old, da da da da da, you know that song. I want you to keep singing it. I don't know the rest of the words. All I said is seven years old. It's like, yeah, this. This is a different song, but that's... Yeah, no. This is a remix. That's not the one I was singing, but that's fine.

Okay, well, whatever. Let's move on. They went on a nice date. This one. You'll be lonely. Once I was seven years old. Oh, this song. Yes.

Okay, I do know the song's on the radio. Yes. All right. Not too shabby. Not too shabby when it comes to the bachelor's budget. I was shocked that they got somebody I actually... I've heard of. I've heard of.

He started singing. I was like, damn, I know these guys. Yeah, maybe. I know I thought it was one person, but that's fine. I just exed out of this. Whatever. Oops. I think you're good.

Oh, I got it. Yeah, so I was like, Dan, that's, that's, well, we said the bachelor I need to up their budget. They did. So I felt like they at least got a, you know, a decent performer compared to some of the past seasons. Then we had a second group date. Hannah brought the guys to a photo shoot that they thought they were going to be posing with models. Grant was like way too excited for this date. I don't know if you remember, but Grant was like,

they got there and it was a photo shoot and grandma was like, yes. He was like, whoa, chill out. Take it easy, man. He was like, he was 10 times more excited than any of the other guys. I didn't notice that part. I didn't notice that part, but now I'm wishing I did. Yeah, yeah. I was like, oh, whoa, Grant, slow your roll. But then it wasn't, it wasn't female models.

It was animals because Bravo, like clockwork, ABC and the Bachelorette. are able to seamlessly throw in an ad for a new movie coming out, incorporate it into a date. It happens every season. A lot of times they're like whatever new romantic movies coming out. This was Secret Life of Pets too. Oh, okay. That makes sense. So they all took pictures with animals, Secret Life of Pets.

They even brought in Demi to be like, let's spy on the guys. It was like the, it was almost like they were like, let's make a date where the guys are the pets and we're spying on them. Right. And we want to see what their thoughts are. Right. Demi, by the way, I think they're just, they just know people love Demi and they're like, okay, people watch if we put Demi on the show. Smart. So they're just giving Demi these roles. Good for Demi. I mean, she's hilarious. So I'm happy she keeps getting these little roles. And then they had Demi do a little, uh, she was a little spy. They set up a camera, detective. And they had the guys get their makeup done. And they had the makeup artists like kind of flirt with

the guys, see what their intentions were. A little test. I was praying to the gods. Praying to the gods that Luke P would mess up and say some stupid shit. He almost did. But each guy... I wanted any of them to say it. Literally any of them

to mess up and cause some problems. I thought Grant maybe was going to slip up. But then he saved himself. Oh my God, this is so boring. It would have been so much better if they were like, yeah, you know, it's like, we're on the show and there's multiple guys. I don't know. Like, I'm not love. That would have been fantastic. It would have been

so much better if he was like, yeah, you know, afterwards, after this is done, maybe if I can get your number or something and Hannah like busts down the door. That would be so good. Kicks the guy out. That would have been amazing. The producer should have just made somebody take the bullet.

Oh, you right? Just take the fall. They're like, oh, this guy is going home next week anyway. Let's make him do this. Or like, we'll pay you a few thousand, you know, just make your name look bad for one night. Who cares? Just a little bit. Just a little bit. All we need, nobody even flirted a little bit. We just needed a little tiny flirting.

None of that happened. Luke P. was like, we're in this mansion. It sucks. We can't go anywhere. But like, I'm really falling for her. And I just wanted to punch my TV because I really wanted him to fuck up and like start flirting with the makeup artist. It was really annoying.

You know in their minds they were like, there's cameras on us. Because one of them would have flirted with the makeup artist. Come on. Let's be real. The Hannah was like, yes, they're all good guys. Like, no, they're not, though. I bet there's some psychopaths in the bunch, aka Luke P.

Who once again was a douchebag in this group date. Peter got to kiss Hannah for some of the pictures. It was super cute. But Luke just was freaking out. You could see him in his head freaking out. He like barges back onto the set. And he's like, could we take a few more? And he sets it up so that she is standing on his back

while he's doing push-ups. like so incredibly annoying. It's just like he had to figure out a way for him to incorporate push-ups. Yeah. Whatever way he could show off his arms and his body, let me do some push-ups. I know. And then Hannah was like, I got to go change. And he followed her and was like, let's talk.

And she was like, no, I literally have to go change. Leave me alone. Back off. She was like, slow your roll, man, just trying to go change. I'll talk to you later. We got the whole evening. He's a stage five clinger. He seems like if you were in a relationship with him,

you wouldn't be able to do anything at any times unless you were with him. Like if you're going to the store, he needs to be with you. If you're going anywhere, he's just like an insane narcissist too. And also everything has to be about him. Like he forgets that he is on a show

competing against other people. Like he's confused when people are like kissing Hannah. That's what you signed up for. It's the same thing on Double Shot at Love last week. You know, they're all there to date Vinnie and Polly. Yeah. And the girls are getting mad. that one girl's kissing Polly and then another girl kisses Polly and they all start freaking out.

They're all getting mad that they're kissing Polly. Nobody's kissing Vinny. Everybody's getting mad at they're kissing Polly. But they all signed up to kiss Polly and Vinny. So I don't know why they're getting mad. The same thing with this show. Exactly. It's the same thing with Luke. There's always somebody on the show who can't get over the fact that there are other people

and they lose it. Most of the time they end up just leaving on their own. I'm hoping that's what happens with Luke. Yeah. But he, of course, he's the first person to pull Hannah aside when they get to the, you know, nighttime date. And I think he thinks he's just telling Hannah what she wants to hear. Like, he's just spewing these lines at her. And he's like, I don't think any of these other guys are worthy of being your husband or like are worthy of being, like being, I forget what it was he said exactly.

Oh, the other guys don't have what it takes to be her husband. And she was like, what is wrong with you? She did not hold back. I thought she was great. Hannah was like, you are, your confidence is becoming a turnoff. Yes. Borderline cocky, which I really hate. Yeah, I was shocked too because I, I think I said this last week that I was shocked that Hennaby can't smell the bullshit.

Like, how can't you see that? Luke P is just so annoying. But last night, she literally looked him in the face and was like, listen, there's a side of you that I really like. then there's a side of you that's cocky and confident that I just really don't like. Like she straight up looked him in the eye and was like, I don't like it at all. Which I loved it. I think Hannah is a great bachelorette so far. She doesn't let anybody push her around.

She stands her ground. She has been really, really good. I think that we were all worried in the beginning, like how is she going to be able to handle this. I think she's been doing a great job, especially with how she's handling these guys. Totally. She's really laying down the law. Like, no, I don't like you. I don't like what you're doing.

And instead of just being like, yeah, let's talk, blah, blah, whatever. She's like, no, wait your turn. I got other guys I want to talk to. My head almost exploded after this conversation when Luke was just talking to the camera and he was like, I'm just going to pretend like that conversation never happened. Okay, Luke. That's exactly what you should not do. Like Hannah just told you exactly how she feels and you're like, I'm just going to pretend

like that conversation didn't happen. Yeah, it's just she wanted. you to take that conversation and use it so that you stop being that way. But he won't take that. And that's why we're going to see Luke P explode in the upcoming weeks. For now, Luke P has been put on hold because Cam came back with his annoyance. I said that Cam and Luke P were in a battle of who could be more annoying last night. And it was back and forth.

Like, first it was Cam, then it was Luke. And then Cam came back and fully took the lead. Fully took the lead. So you explain what happened here. Okay. Well, first of all, Luke just, you know, disappeared. Right. And he kept coming back, kept coming back. He almost tried to physically keep Peter from seeing Hannah. Like, he was blocking the door. It was so bizarre.

Peter got his time. It was actually very steamy. Like, he picked her up. They were making out. It was hot. And the best part was the fact that Luke, she came back. She was like, Luke, you'll get your time. Chill out. She sits down. She grabs the rose. She says, Luke, can we go? talk and the whole time

she's holding the rose in her hand and she's like you gotta cut the shit like I have other relationships you have to respect that I don't like the way you're behaving and it was just like the rose was just dangling and he just had to stare at it and I feel like in his head he probably thought he was getting the rose which obviously he was not and they've got to walk

back in and she gave the rose to Peter right in his face it was amazing it was amazing I think we gotta just mention the fact that Chris Harrison announced that it was a tailgate party and then Cam announced the entire room that he had to speak to Hannah first. Well, yes. So Chris Harrison says there's going to be a tailgate party, not a cocktail party.

Everybody's excited. Cam thinks, oh, no, this is not a cocktail party. Whatever, it's still a party, Cam. Like, relax for a second. He stops everybody and says he has something so serious. So serious. So serious that he needs to talk to Hannah about. It has been a problem in his last.

two relationships and he needs to talk to her to know if it's going to be a problem with her in the future said it could be so bad that he she would just send him home on the spot and he's like guys I don't know if I'm going to be back that's how bad this is yeah okay so I'm on the edge of my seat watching this I think that cam is going to say some something about his past that is either disturbing or really sad I thought I was about to feel really bad for cam yeah second I thought he maybe had something wrong with him. Whatever it is, I was like, oh no, I've been talking so much shit about Cam, I'm about to feel bad. No, no, no, no, no.

We get to the tailgate. Cam says, he stops everybody. He needs to talk to Hannah. He takes Hannah aside. And he starts telling Hannah, mind you, he said how serious this was and that it might be a problem for their relationship going forward. That one day he was walking and he got a shock in his right leg. And he couldn't feel it. And then he went to the doctor and, you know, they said, oh, no, you might need to get it amputated.

It didn't get amputated. It's fine now. And then his grandma died. Right. So he said, RIP to his grandma. He said in 2014, he thought he had to get his leg amputated. And then there was like right before whatever surgery he had to get. His grandma passed away.

And then jumped to 2017. And then, yeah, so there was a quick jump from 2014 to 2017. Huge gap. His grandma died in between. There was another surgery. He had a little surgery on his leg. His legs are fine, apparently, because he didn't say what the surgery was. He didn't say anything was wrong with his legs.

He didn't give any details. He said his grandma died. And then he had a puppy for 10 months that he had to give away. Right. So because of that last surgery in 2017, I guess he had to rehome his puppy. I'm really, really hoping that ABC just absolutely. butchered him telling this story. Right?

Because I just can't imagine that that is how he told that story in that order. And without zero detail. It had to be edited. It had to be edited because that was the worst story that I have ever heard in my entire life. I was watching this. I'm prepared to start crying. I'm prepared to feel bad.

I'm prepared to start apologizing to Cam for the rude things that I've said about him. No, no, no, no, no. He has really sparked the plug for me to say. the worst things about him because that was the worst story I've ever heard. There was three parts of it. The three parts didn't have an end besides his grandma dying, which by the end, I'm sorry, my grandma has passed away, rest and peace, grandma. We've all have grandparents that come and go.

Sorry, Cam. But to say that this was a problem in his past relationships, where was the problem, Cam, the story? Because the story was so bad they had to break up with you. I'm confused. I'm so confused. I need an explanation. If he has like a chronic ailment,

he did not go, he didn't get to hear about it. Maybe that was on purpose. I don't know, but it was very bizarre. Obviously, like when you hear, I thought I had to get my leg amputated, but very clearly he has his legs.

Like I see his legs there, fine. It was very confusing. How do you tell that, Trent, we did this? How do you tell that story and not whip out a fake leg onto the table afterwards? I also was saying, like,

If he had a fake leg, he needs to stay because that's a great story. He has a fake leg for whatever reason, whatever happened to him. That's sad. But both of his legs are there and functioning. Well, Mike was right. He was scraping at the bottom of the barrel trying to, like, come up with something that would make Hannah feel bad for him. I think that he would have been safe if he didn't open up his mouth.

I think if he didn't tell that stupid story, he would have been safe because Hannah wouldn't have been like you're trying to get a pity rose. And also, if you're trying to get a pity rose, come up with a better story. But like you said, it may have been edited to look this way. Yeah. And if so, that sucks for him because they gave him the shittiest edit of all the time. We just have no idea what this is. We have no actual story is.

Nobody has any idea what the actual story is. And I feel like that was pretty clear because everybody on Twitter was like, what is the story here? Are his legs fine? Why was his grandma involved in this story? And what happened to the puppy? Where's the dog? Yeah, what's good. That's like if I... Is he fine now? Can he get the dog back?

That's like if I went on a show right now and I literally interrupted the whole thing just to say, hey, guys, my grandma died back in 2016. Yeah. Like, yeah, that happened. That's sad. It's unfortunate. But listen, we're going to have to move on. Right. Exactly. Or, hey guys, one time, my leg really hurt. That's basically what the story was. Yes. And Mike knew it was all bullshit. He tells him. Hannah, like, Cam was looking for pity roses, for pity rose. He told out the guys that he was really afraid that he was going to go home.

He was writing Dear John letters, which was hysterical because I kind of thought Mike was kidding, like, oh, you know, he's saying, I thought it was like, he was just saying that Cam was saying goodbye to the guys in the house, not actually writing letters. And then Hannah goes back to confront Cam after Mike is like, he's just, trying to get a pity rose. And Hannah goes, were you writing letters? And he's like, yes, I was writing letters. Why were you doing that?

To who? Why were you? For what reason? Like, first of all, you could just go up to people and talk to them. You're all staying in one house together. Like, if you have feelings, go say it to their faces. Also, why were you writing letters to the guys in the house? They're not the ones you're competing for.

You're competing for Hannah. The only thing you should be focusing on is Hannah, not writing letters to the guys in the house, you freaking weirdo? Yeah. And no offense, but it didn't really seem like a lot of the guys really loved him. Like, who was he writing letters to? Saying farewell to his best paths that he's known for 10 days? These guys did not like Cam. It was obvious. Cam and Luke P are the worst people in the house by far. But Cam's gone now. You know, people thought that he was going to get a rose secretly. Like, they thought, okay, you know, it was bad. Whatever happened, he told a bullshit story, tried to get a pity rose. Hannah's still going to give him a rose.

give him a second shot. There was no way that Hannah B was going to give him a rose. What happened was when Hannah said, I really need to think about this. You know what happened? She went and she had to go ask the producers, hey, can I send Cam home now? Yeah, it's Cam's time over. Is Cam time over? Because I got to send him home.

Because you know, if she could, she would have just sent him home in that moment, like she did to the other few guys in the beginning. She would have just sent Cam home in that moment. It was, I need to check with the producers, see if I can let Cam go. and the producers were probably like, yeah, get this weirdo out of here. It was time for him to go. Jonathan left, Joey left. They talked about Tyler G. For about two seconds.

And I honestly missed it. I was watching. I wasn't watching it live. I had it recorded. So I must have just missed the two seconds that Hannah was like Tyler G had to leave and he's gone. And that was it. I guess he was just whisked away, whisked away in the night. time. Apparently it was during a group date.

The guys came back. Tyler, G was just gone. Apparently, there's rumors that he was just a bad dude. Had some bad past relationships. There was this Reddit thread that I guess was really picking up steam

of somebody who had two of their best friends go to high school with him. They both said he is, quote, the biggest asshole douche of all time. They used the words extreme misogynist. Um, apparently he had dated a very sweet girl, but they would often get in public screaming matches and the relationship ended horribly. They were in Europe and he spit on her and then left.

Um, so this thread picked up steam. Somebody commented like, I'm going to DM this to Ashley Spivey. Ashley, I don't know if it's spivey or spivey who if you are familiar with her Twitter, she's known for unearthing these contestants and what they're doing. So it was sent to her. she said she was going to send it to the producers that she still stays in contact with and I guess from there they were like well shit I guess we gotta yank this guy

yeah they just they killed them off they just plucked them yeah they just took them off the show that was it wiped their hands clean and they moved on exactly I honestly didn't even notice yeah I had no idea he was gone exactly I mean his one-on-one date was so boring but it also seems like he's kind of a giant asshole so good miss there's only room for one Tyler on the show and it's Tyler C by far Exactly. Tyler C steals the shine.

But that's it for last night's episode. I'm excited for next week. We'll see what happens with Luke P. I think he's going to self-destruct just like him. Can't wait. Time is ticking. I can't wait. All right. That wraps up today's episode. We hope you enjoyed it.

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