Chicks in the Office - The Couples Game w/ Marty, Kelly Keegs & Tommy Smokes

Episode Date: February 10, 2023

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Hey, Chicks in the Office, listeners. You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. And celebration. Celebrate good times. Come on. Hey. Celebrate good times.

Come on. There's a party going on right here. That's all I know. Doesn't that kind of sound like it's ladies night, though? It does a little bit. Oh, yes, it's ladies' night. And the feeling's right. Oh, yes, it's ladies' night.

Oh, what a night. Ready? Yeah, yeah. All right. This is... What's up, everyone? It's Chicks in the Office with Ria and Friend, giving you that Friday energy on a Friday,

except this is a little different of an episode. It's Ria and Kelly mixed in... with Marty and Tommy smokes. They will be later on in the podcast. Tommy smokes! Oh my God! That will be later on in the show. We have a fun segment with them.

Francesca is in Arizona for the Super Bowl, Super Bowl duties. The dozen is tonight. By the time you listen to it, it will have already happened, but I think you can go back and watch on YouTube. Is it live? It's live. And you can watch live. So you can go back and watch that.

That'll be a lot of fun. We're rooting for Fran there. Hopefully she came out with a wish. win and big Eagles weekend on Sunday. Huge. But we're not to sports gals. I don't think we're going to give like a big analysis on that. I can't wait for the Rihanna concert on Sunday.

Yes. That's what I'm looking forward to. 13 minutes of Rihanna performing on Sunday. That's going to be great. And it's going to be so great. I saw a clip of you talking about, you know, the big game. And how I don't mind when the big game is on because it means it's almost over. I agree with you about how it's fun to.

be a part of things at the end. You know, playoffs. For sure. Super Bowl, World Series. 100%. I was thinking in my head that it's really fun to be rooting for the Eagles on Sunday, but then have no tie. There's a fire drill happening.

Is it happening now? 40 minutes later than they said. Keep going, keep going. Are we okay? You can't really hear it a lot. Okay, there's a fire drill happening in the building and we are going to stay put. And we have a candle burning. It's us.

It's our ball. This is not a drill over the top. The previous drill is already been conducted. They come barging in here. There's a candle. And they just slowly blow the whole place. It's just a candle. And it's all of us stuck here.

I was thinking that it's fun that, you know, whether it's Eagles or whoever you're rooting for, you root for this team and you have no tie to them. So it's gone the next day. Yeah. And there's no buildup. It's just that day you get to be a fan. Exactly. It's fun for people like us.

I like, right. And I had said, I like doing that because I don't have all these. energy to root for these teams from the very beginning. Like I appreciate the people that have that energy to just keep it fucking moving. Like every game I'm watching it. Every I'm wearing my merch. I'm doing my stuff. Like I'm supporting. That's wonderful.

I just don't have all that care, you know, for anything. Like I don't know, maybe Taylor Swift. But even she, it's like every once in a while. Like it's, you know what I mean? I don't have appointment every single weekend. I have to do this. I can't do anything else. I don't like to be tied up in something so much like that. And that's why I feel about sports. But like you said, at

the end, it's the best time. it's the best game play. Like, they're the best people. They made it all day to the end. So you know you're going to see something good. And then, you know, there's always fun, fun surprises mixed in. Like specifically the big game, Super Bowl. They have the halftime show, duh.

But then they also have all the commercials, which I love. I love seeing the commercials. Tell me what you think about this. What do you think about them releasing all the commercials before the Super Bowl even happens? I think it's bullshit as well. Like, why are you teasing? I didn't watch anything. I saw a clip.

Jennifer Coolidge has one coming out. And I didn't click it and watch it. because I want to be surprised. I agree with you. I saw that they did one for Clueless, and we saw pictures. Don't show me that. I want to be, oh, my God, they did a Clueless commercial.

Now I know they did a Clueless commercial, and the allure is gone. And why am I now inclined to watch the commercials at the Super Bowl? Because it's no surprise. Like, I've seen them all. I agree with you. I remember, like, when I was little watching the Super Bowl, and the big commercials were always Doritos and Budweiser.

And there were these frogs that were, for Budweiser and it'd be like two frogs and they were like this is so weird I swear this is a real commercial there were two frogs and they were like croaking at each other but one was like bud oh oh yes yes yes yes talk back and forth I remember that bud wise and he was like err because they were getting together that's just one of my face and clearly it stuck with you you really stuck with me somebody out there and also the Clydesdales but byrwayser always does the Clydesdales as well so maybe this year one will stick with you but maybe not maybe because they're already everywhere because I've seen them I'm not surprised.

Jennifer Coolidge, obviously you're going to put her in one. Of course. But we are going to be talking about topics. No weekly watch report for today. We're going to save that till next week. And then we have a fun, who knows their partner better segment. But I want to ask you a question. Actually, I have two questions for you.

I have answers. Okay. So I went to the gynecologist yesterday. Oh my God. Do you have a good gynecologist? No, but you got on Long Island. What the fuck? I really need one.

I know. I know. So the preparation I was doing for this lady. was, like, I think I haven't been in like 10 years. I had to look in the mirror and be like, who are you preparing for? Like, I even spreads perfume around my waist because I was like so in my head and I was like, you know what? She has probably seen the most disgusting coochies ever.

Definitely. Think about it. Definitely. Think about, you know, there's some beautiful ones out there. Totally. But there's got to be some fucking nasty ones. And she has seen them all top to bottom. She has seen every vagina.

And I was so worried. I made sure I was, you know, perfectly shaven. and I was clean and I changed my underwear like three times before I showed up. I was like really preparing myself to the point where I, you know, usually if I have a doctor's appointment, I'm going in sweats or whatever. Sure. I put on jeans atop, my jewelry. You just want to look like a, Marty looked at me.

He said, where are you going? He was like, who, is this gynecologist a man? Yeah, for real. Like, what a doctor do you worry? He just was like, what's this gynecologist appointment you're going to? Are you, the gynecologist you have to prepare? this much for the gynecologist. I was like, I'm really in my head about it.

I started thinking so much. But then I'm sure people will be like, you know, as a gynecologist, it's our job. Nobody's looking at you. Nobody gives a fuck. They don't care. They always say that medical professionals always say that. They're like, I'm a medical professional. Nothing I'm not seen before, like, blah, blah, whatever.

Maybe I am just not a good person because if I am, if I were a medical professional and something crazy popped out at me, I would be texting it to my friends immediately. And I have friends who are like doctors and stuff who do this. that. They're like, I saw the craziest. Check this shit out or tell me this, whatever. And I know they're doing that. And I just, it's not that I need to be. It's a fucked up world we live in where somebody's going to say, hey, that was a, that was a gross vagina.

Yeah. Like, that's the ugly pussy. And that's sad. That's sad. They should all be beautiful. Yeah. Sometimes the gynecologist will talk shit about you, but you know, behind your back. Right. But I think that I think that when you go to the gynecologist, it is such a, like, I am afraid to go. Like, I have to go. I've needed to go for a long time. But the last time I went, she was a fucking bitch to me. And they are always mean to you as if I'm doing something wrong.

It's like, girl, I'm just living my life. And I just want you to tell me if I'm okay. Like, don't judge me. Don't get mad at me if I don't quite get something right. When I'm like, you're asking me questions. Like, Kelly, I couldn't agree more. You're in my vagina. Like, make me feel comfortable.

What's so hard about that? I couldn't agree more. Yes. I had that yesterday. And so I, okay. She was mean? So I'm giving away too much information, but whatever. Let's talk about it.

It's fine. So this gynecologist I had been going to since I was, this office I had been going to since I was probably 15 years old. Right. Because I, you know, had ovarian cysts, endometriosis, all these things since I was young. And so I started birth control when I was 15. So I've been going for a long time. I had surgery in 2018 for my endometriosis.

And then I was living in the city. So I went to another gynecologist in the city while I was living in the city. Only probably once or twice. And then recently I was like, I've got to get back to the gynecologist. I just want to do like an annual, you know, a little pap. Yeah, a little check things out. Like, I think I'm good, whatever. I'm looking at, no, like a little checkup for your vagina.

Yeah, just a little check up. Make sure that my birth control is a good birth control that I'm on for whatever because check your hormone levels. Yeah, I'm just checking everything. You know, mandromediosis and things acting up. So I just wanted to check in. Yeah. And so she was like, oh, you haven't been here in a while.

And I was like, oh, yeah, but I went in the city, whatever. But she had all my records from how long I've been there. Yeah. And so I was like, you know, I don't want to change my pill. because I think it's really good for me. Like, it doesn't cause any problems besides the fact that, like, I've been getting my period what seems like more often than I should. Right.

It's just not once a month. Like, it's happening, like, what seems like twice a month for just like, that happens to me a lot too sometimes. Like very short periods of time. Whole big thing, whatever. She was like, you know, somebody with end of her. She gave me a whole thing. Now I, she helped me out.

She wants me to skip my periods with my birth control. Whatever. I'm glad she helped me out. Yeah, that's nice. I'm over here like, hmm, that doesn't sound advice. No, but she said it's not. You'll do that though. Yeah, but for somebody with endometriosis, she said it's what you should be doing.

But if you don't, then you should be getting it's a whole thing, whatever. I don't even know why I'm giving all this information. You don't need to know that much about me, but that's fine. It's interesting information. It's interesting information. I'm because I'm curious. But I was like, you know, sometimes like the week leading out to my period. Yeah. I'm feeling a little bit moodyer than I had in the past.

Yeah, you're describing everything that's happening to me right now. And I'm so interested in us. A lot of people are dealing with us. And I'm like, I'm just a bit moodier. And she was like, I've noticed. I hope that's a joke. I was like, we're laughing hard, but keep your mouth shut from now on. But she turns to me and goes, well, you know, we deal with this thing called PMS.

And I was like, oh, my God. I was like, are you fucking kidding? Do not. I know. No, bitch. No, bitch. That's what I'm saying. Don't talk to me like I've never had my period before.

Yeah, like I'm 25 years old. I know that is PMS. I'm just making sure it's the normal PMS. That is infuriate. And I am sorry that you experience that. And I'm telling you like that is that that is the general attitude that comes from gynecologist. And I don't get it.

Yes, but gynecologist specifically. I think because and I have never seen a male. I have more. I have more. Tell more. On top of that. Yeah. By the way, I'm really.

And you know what? She's really nice to my mom. She treats my mom really well. So I'm not going to bad mouth her. I think she's very nice. So don't say you hate her because I don't want to know this. I'm sure she's not whatever. She's a doctor or whatever.

So I'm really happy actually with my visit because I feel like I got some constructive advice. And I feel confident going forward that I'm going to feel a little bit better with my cramping and what's going on. Love that. But you know when they tell you to like get fully naked and put the gown on? Yeah, I hate that part. So you know when you go get a massage? Yeah. And they're like, get undressed.

But you keep your underwear on? Yeah. And so I don't in a massage, but. Okay. So I keep my thong on in a massage. Yeah. Not my bra, but I keep my thong on in a massage. I don't know why.

I just do. I only take it off because they use the lotions and stuff. Right, right, right. They're always on top of my, you know, they're really close. They really get in there. Yeah, they really get in there. So I have to trust. I put more trust in my masseuse than I do a doctor.

Right. I really do. Is it a guy or girl? I, male masseuse is the best for sure. But I've had a couple of really good girl ones. I don't have like one masseuse. suss, like on speed dial. I'm talking about, like, the times I've gotten

massages. Anyway, keep on. So, I was in the masseuse mindset, the massage mindset, and I had accidentally left my thong and bra on. And then I put the gown on. I just wasn't thinking, like, I was thinking, like, don't get fully naked, just take your clothes off, fully drunk

or carm and don't be crazy. To be fair, if you weren't supposed to get fully naked, it's weirder than if you were. Like, if you were, so... I'm so modest and pure. I forgot to take it off. That's way easier. And I was like, take all my clothes off.

Okay, I'll leave this part on. I don't know. And then I put the gown on. I sat in the chair. She came in and she started doing the part where they like feel around, make sure everything is okay. I'm laughing thinking about it.

Is she going to have to pull your panties down? She was so flabbergasted that I left my bra on under on. She immediately, she goes, you have to take everything off. And threw her hands in the air and walked out of the room. And I was like, I felt so violent I was like oh my god I was like I'm so sorry like trying to joke around

but like I was thinking like massage I mean I didn't take everything out it's a nerve-wracking place to be have a little more compassion and she was she so didn't find it funny and she was upset that I had left my undergarments on and she left the room and I got fully naked and she came back she did the whole thing

she fingered me she watched and it was over you know worse and then and then afterwards you're like there's no aftercare You know? No, no, it's so cold and cool. It's like, it's like, bye. You didn't even get, you didn't even get me a towel. Straight up, like, they leave her there, like, on the table and all the lube everywhere. Loop on your vagina. And she's like, I get dressed and walks out of the room. And even the biggest asshole I've hooked up with ever, at least threw me a paper towel.

For Christ sake. You're like, where are the tissues? I need to wipe the shit off me. Like, I'm just sitting there. They really leave you, like, with your legs still up. Like, they can, like, do not even take you down. And it's fucked up. It's so crazy. There's no bedside manner in the gynecologist community. There's none. I was like, ooh.

I was like, ooh. Like, what just happened? Like, you know? I'm just waiting. I'm crying. I left and I was like, wow. This is so real. This is so real about them.

Some people may feel like, oh my God, what, I'm so comfortable with my gynecologist. That's lovely for you. Where are they? I think that's lovely. But I do think there's something to say about the fact that they just like stick something and in you, they're out and they leave you out there to dry. Literally, they leave you out there to dry with nothing

to clean yourself off. With no assistance. How am I going to put my thumb back on with lube all over my vagina? You can't. You have to wipe it off. Also, too, though. I was like wiping it off. I mean, like, why are you just going to walk back in? Like, she just stepped out real quick to go grab something. It's like, oh, me. So, exactly

what you're describing is exactly how every gynecologist of women I've been to is exactly this experience. And I, at first was like, oh, I just went to like one bad one. And it was in like my hometown, like my first time I went to kind of colleges. I noticed that she just was kind of short with me, not very nice.

And like everything that she said just sounded like an eye roll, like as if I should have known. Why is my sound on? That's crazy. Never once. And just had like a big eye roll vibe towards me. And I was like, fuck you, whatever.

And I just kind of thought like, all right, I'm a fresh newbie. And maybe she doesn't have patience for me right now. So then I went to a doctor when I moved to New York. And I, she was young. I like look drop as a guard. I want like a young, fresh, hip,

like New York City gynecologist. Like, it's gonna be great. I got there and I have never dealt with someone more rude in my life. And I haven't been since. Literally haven't been sense. Well, you should go. You gotta go.

That's it's on my list of things. I have like a list of things I need to do. That's one of them. I actually made all of my appointments at the start of the year. I made dentist appointments. I made a physical. I did the dentist.

I'm getting it all done. And then one by one, I feel better. I already feel better that I went to the guy. I already am not overthinking anything that's going on. I feel that will definitely happen me, I did, I got my eye doctor and dentist out of the way. Good. I got physical and Gino. Get those appointments in. Make sure you're all good.

Take care of yourself. I will say, like, she didn't even ask me, like, anything about my life. Like, what's going on in your... Are you sexually active? Are you getting that good dick? She saw you. She saw you and she was like, yeah. She said she active, clearly. Or she saw your vagina and she was like, oh,

girl, get a break. Man, she's getting it good. Yeah. Aren't you tired? Jesus. It's loose in there. I was offended. She didn't ask me any questions about my sexual activity. That's crazy. One of my favorite myths of all time literally is that your pussy gets loose. Like that's crazy. That doesn't happen. When you have sex, like from sex person, I mean, kids is a different story. But having sex, it's like, why? That's not what happens. You're crazy. But I don't know. That's, yeah, what an experience. Yeah. I just, what an experience. Yeah. I just, I'm, I'm happy with my visit. I feel like I got some good things out of it. But also at the same time, felt a little. violated. It's always like that. And that's like I said, that's why I avoid it with

everything in me. Yeah. But it's time to stop avoiding. I've got to find a good one. If anybody knows a good gynecologist in Manhattan, let me know. That's really sweet. Yeah. And you'll treat you with care. That's really sweet. Right. That will say like, hi. Maybe talk to me in a soft voice and be like, do you feel comfortable? Like I think I need kid gloves for the gynaecologist. Like usually I'm cool with like, all right, we're in a, you know, even the regular doctor. I'm like, whatever. But the guy now I think I need kid gloves. I need to be treated special. Do you need a warm towel? Yeah, something. Let it. candle. I want to look like a spa, basically.

Yeah. I just want to go to the spa. Like a massage. That would be cool if doctor's offices had like calm music playing and low lights. Well, they've done that with all the dentist office. Every dentist office you go to now, like Tend, I go to Tend all the time. And it is actually good if you're the one that I go to is not. Oh, really? It's not good. I mean, it's good. It's just like, it's just a normal

dentist office. Oh, no. Tend is they give you like, they lay you all the way back. There's a Netflix on the ceiling. They give you sunglasses to block out. Yeah, they give you sunglasses to block out the bright-ass light in your face. And that's it. It's like the best thing. So you've watched like TV?

I watched, um, while they're, Iron Chef or whatever last time I was there. Or like, one of those cooking competition shows. Mark Murphy was on it. Yeah, I was going to say, I saw you thirsting over here. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Always. I was dying to. And whenever that happens to me, it's happened to me now twice in the past couple of weeks. One was this chef Mark, Mark Murphy on like food wars, whatever it was. And then two, the guy who was like cleaning my teeth. I was like, oh my God.

I was like, I know him. And he was just like, cool. I don't know. It's like, that's my friend on the show. And he's like, whatever. Your friend. And then, yeah, my friend. We went to, we did one dinner.

And then at my bodega about my house, Blazy Susan products. And I tagged Blazy Trey. Shout out, Blazy Trey. And I lost my mind. I was like, oh my God. And so to the guy at the bodega, I was like, my friend has this company. And he was like, give me your credit card. Like, I don't know.

You're the name dropper. Yeah. Just trying to brag for my friends. One last question before we get into the topics. I was watching an episode of Seinfeld last. night and it was the barber episode which is a very funny episode and Elaine was doing like a bachelor thing like a bachelor auction and I don't know why it pops in my head she was like a guy was on stage and she was like you know ladies he's a Harvard graduate and like really selling like

that he was a Harvard graduate yeah and I had this thought in my head for single ladies out there oh does it matter to you where the person graduated from like does that sell you like if someone's a Harvard grad or a Yale grad or just an Ivy League grad. Is that an upsell to you? I would say generally speaking, women prefer that yes because they think good education equals money. I don't think that way. I think that it's nice if you went to, like if you went to an Ivy League school or you went

to an impressive college, I'm like, wow, that is impressive. That's cool. That you were smart enough to go to a school like that. It tells me a little bit about who you are as a person, I think. It makes me kind of go in thinking like, okay, so you're either going to be. going to be a very smart person or you're going to be like a fucking snob. Like I kind of judge in different ways. I wouldn't say that I'm like, ooh, Harvard? Yes. Because I feel like I have to know that is first. If you find out they went to like a shitty college. That doesn't bother me

at all because I dropped out of school. And so for me, it's like, oh, Harvard grad, oh, so you're going to talk down to me and think you're smarter than me. So I'm not, that's not appealing to me. That is also that. Like you have to think like, oh, are you would pomp his dickhead? Because a lot of the people, I wouldn't say a lot of the people. It's a some people. And it's a, some people. And it's a, a pretty common, like, stereotype if you go to a highbrow Ivy League type college that you come out and it's like, oh, that's all you ever talk about and you talk down to people and whatever. But there are a lot of people that aren't like that. But it is, yeah, like, Francis. Like, sometimes he's like, oh, Francis is cool.

Other times I'm like, I'm like, I'm not an idiot. Like, what are you talking to me about like this? And I think this all the time. Like sometimes he'll give me like a good for you. And I'm like, what, bitch? Say it again. Like, what are you talking about? Like, he'll be like, oh, good for you.

I'm like, really? Good for me. Like it's that vibe, you know? But, like, he doesn't mean it. He doesn't realize what he's saying, but I am just a bitch. And so, but yes, like, you don't want that. But I do see it and notice it. It does give me, it sets the bar a little higher on when I, like, first meet you.

Like, I am expecting you to be smart if that, if you go to an Ivy League school. I expect you to be able to hold a conversation to be able to talk about, you know, current events. I don't know. I feel like, there's plenty of people who are, like, so smart that they don't know, they don't have social skills. Yes. That sucks. Like that, that I think is worse.

I think that happens a lot. And I will say this. So my cousin, my younger cousin is extremely smart. Like he is top of the class. Like super fucking smart. One of this genius level. Love it.

But he's so funny and has such a great personality. And I'm like, yes. That's a perfect mix. It's a perfect mix. Keep that up. We want to see that out of you. You have to do that. Every time I see in my head I go,

thank God. You have to have both. Because he could be a fucking weirdo. Did you say that? It's like Elon Musk. Social skills. Exactly. Just weird.

Yeah, he's just kind of a, right. He's just kind of a weird out. Did you see that child that's like going to Harvard or whatever? No. There's some kid. I hate those kids. I hate that too. Don't do that to that poor kid.

Like I understand if like he's not being challenged and he's graduating high school like 11 years old and he's not challenged and whatever. It's like, okay, fine. But put him somewhere else. Like don't put him, don't just like send him to college. Just let him be the top of his class every year. Just let him have an easy. Yeah, let him stomp on these kids' votes. Because then if you're not going to have fun.

You can't do anything. It takes away the college experience for these kids. Or not even college, high school. High school experience is very important. It takes away the regular school experience. But I will say this. If the kid is so smart, he's like too smart to even hang out with kids his own age. Like that too happens.

Like if you're too smart, it's like I'm not going to hang out with this snot-nosed, like, freak over here when I can, you know, be studying astrophysics and becoming a doctor. Of Jaden Smith, which everyone, like, roasted him for on TikTok where he's like, yeah, when I was growing up, kids just like, I'm like, I want to talk about, like, social problems in, like, the problem. Yeah. I got about this. Everyone was like, okay. Shut up, Jane. Like, whatever.

But no, but this kid's probably going to be like that. But I always wonder, or I always feel like, instead of sending them to college, right, instead of sending them to college, they should send them, put them in, like, an internship or something. Or put them in somewhere else where they're around other adults. Because I feel like when you start mixing these children in with, like, slightly older children, that's when shit goes awry. You know what I mean? Like, you don't want this 11-year-old.

to get, you know, all of a sudden he's doing a beer funnel down the street and why he's supposed to be a class. And it's like, oh, how hilarious. This child is like, you know, doing beer bongs. I don't know. I just know that my friends would do that. My friends would be like, look at this 11-year-old in here to like funnel a beer. It's genuinely a movie scene. Exactly. All right. Let's get into the rest of the show. We're going to be going over some topics. We're going to be talking about Pam. Pamela Anderson's text to Tommy Lee were leaked by a quote-unquote close source. we're going to go through some Bachelor Nation drama, a little catch-up.

We're going to be talking about Nick Viall and Caitlin Bristow and Chris Harrison, something Rachel had said about Zach, just a little coverage all over. And we can confirm J-Lo showed Ben Affleck the pictures of him while they were at the Grammys. And then we have a very fun segment with Marty and Tommy and we play a game of who's partner, who knows their partner better in which I am Tommy's partner

and Kelly is Marty's partner because otherwise it would be way to be easy. If it was me and Marty versus you two or if it was me and you versus them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Too easy. We had to mix it up. We had to go a little crazy with the teams there. And I think that makes it even funnier.

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They had two kids. They had the ultimate love affair. They were obsessed with each other. It was toxic, but it was beautiful. Fetuation. Everyone, like, destroy. You know, everyone strives for a love like they had until it went bad and he became abusive and it was a whole thing. And so Pam mentions in the documentary that she realizes she's never loved anybody like Tommy Lee and that she doesn't think she will be with anybody because she wishes she could be with the father of her children to have a complete family.

Yep. But she knows she can't. She can't. He's married. But on top of that, you know, it turned really bad. That's definitely not the deterrent. Yeah. And being married, it's like, oh, he's married.

Okay. So, Brittany Furlan, who is married to Tommy Lee, has made a couple comments here and there on social media. She made a TikTok with a sound that's like, oh, okay, you know, one of those sounds, viral sounds, where she said, Pam, if I died, and then it was showing her and then going to Tommy Lee. So basically saying, if she died, Pam would go, oh, and then just go straight to Tommy Lee. So she posted that. It was kind of funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah. deleted and then she had made comments to other people being like she's texting my husband

blah blah blah blah in which pam said in the documentary that she had texted tommy you know they text here and there and so i don't i didn't think that that was anything crazy so these texts were released on tmz from a quote unquote close friend and to me that's that's one of brittany a close friend of the family to me that's brittany furlan or one of her friends a hundred percent and that's because how else how else would they because their text from texts, you know, Tommy Lee's phone. Right. So they're not from Pam. So who has access to that at Britney Furland?

Can I say also that I was a massive fan of Britney for Lan on Vine? I kind of missed. Vine was, I came in right at the time of Vine and was fucking obsessed with it. Like I know, look, whenever people are talking about vines and Vine stars or whatever, that was my shit. Like, I wish that I, anyway, that's it. I just want to say that I liked her before. Yeah. So she texted, there's, it's kind of cut off, so I'll read what I can.

I can't believe we filmed so much. It's heartbreaking in a good way. So much love. We were so happy. So cute you with the boys as babies. And it's really how the paparazzi world tore us apart. It's very emotional and sweet. I only have good things to say about you, especially in hindsight.

I realize I only had one true love. I never recovered. It's a true love story. It's very hard to the park gets cut off. And I regret any pain I cause you or pain we cause each other. No need to dwell on anything. No need to dwell on anything negative. It's the truth.

then things get cut off and then she wrote in quotes everyone sucks but us and then she wrote call me any time to discuss with a heart and then she signed Pete with a kissy face so I guess she signs that's Pete Pam then she sent a picture I guess or she wrote happy holidays and she sent and she wrote we all are a little kooky ha love it all and so there are none of Tommy's text included in this in which I think he deleted his messages because I think Pam is the father of Tomy loves the mom As much as Pam loves Tommy

Probably more if we're being honest I agree I think that they both love each other a lot I think that they had to move on from each other Toxic they couldn't be together And I think Tommy loves the fact that Pam is texting him saying 100% You're my true love He's waited 20 years for this

I'm never gonna get it Who doesn't want to hear that? I'm never going to get over you I would love to you I would love to like wake up to a text message from anyone That's like I'll never get over you Yeah it's like sorry babe, I understand how it is, but somehow you'll have to move on. It's a flattering feeling.

There's no way Tommy Lee is like, I cannot believe Pam is. Pam Anderson is texting me. Pam is so thirsty. Like, she will not let me go. No. She's not really like still has posters of Pam in the house probably. And I'm sure Tommy Lee and Brittany are very happy together and have a great marriage. It seems like they do.

It seems like they're very happy. It does seem like they do. Yeah. And Pam did say, you know, he's with someone who's good for him and they have a great marriage. Yeah. And so I think what's happening here is that maybe someone is feeling a little bit threatened by everyone saying, oh, Pam and Tommy need to be together. I don't think that's the case. I don't think they need to be together. I don't think that's very healthy or smart.

I think that they are very clearly toxic for each other. I think that Pam is just appreciating what they once had and saying, because there are so many negative stories about them. And she's basically saying, hey, it was a beautiful love story. Let's not dwell. on anything negative. Yes. Looking back, oh my God, wow, we had such a beautiful love story. Like, I don't think she's necessarily saying, I need you back.

I want you back. I agree completely. And I have two things to say about it. One, everything that you said is correct. And I think that the fact that Pam, even when I was watching the documentary, I thought to myself like, oh, geez, this is going to be hard for her.

Like this going through all this footage, these photos, like all this stuff. It's going to be really hard for her. I bet her and Tommy will have to have a couple conversations, especially because this documentary was coming out. And in my head, I was like, they're so intertwined in each other's lives forever that Britney Furland, marrying Tommy Lee,

knows that Pam Anderson's part of the package, whether she likes it or not. She's the mother of the kids. And she just is an ever-present being in his life. Like he goes on, he's still, to this day, he's always on and on. I love Pamela. I love Pamela.

Like, he'll say nice things about her at any time that he can. The second thing is that I don't think that Brittany Furland should, be directing any of this like ill will or anger or whatever towards Pam and I think that she should in fact be directing it towards Tommy because none of this would even be a conversation. There wouldn't be this documentary. Like we wouldn't even be talking about any of it if that Hulu show didn't come out. And Tommy Lee helped with the Hulu show. So I don't know why everybody's acting like he's so innocent. Wait, did he? Yes. Yeah, I think he. They thought they were like really upset about it. No, Pam was upset. Tommy was like it's cool. Yeah, he's like, it's cool. Yeah. He's like, whatever. Because they, you know, they had the fake dick scene. So I'm sure he was like, yeah, right on. Like, whatever. My huge dick. Right.

It's like we get it. He's also posting news all the time still, as recently as yesterday. Wednesday, whatever. And so I think that this, this anger or this like feeling of being uncomfortable coming out of Britney Furland. I understand it. I would hate this. Like I could never marry someone with like such a longstanding love. I agree.

I could never be in the spot that Brittany Furlan is in. So I do give her credit. Same. 100%. putting up at it. She's being a little immature, but we all have our moments and whatever. But again, this, like, they, she is the baggage that comes with Tommy Lee and vice versa. Like, they are, they're so intertwined by this, like, traumatic moment that happened to them, this crazy thing, how Pam was treated versus how Tommy was treated. Like, there's just so much to it, the kids,

all of it. And I think, too, that, um, that they both understand they won't ever be together. Like, I, nothing about those texts has me thinking Pam wants to get back together with Tommy. I think that she is truly so heartbroken that it didn't work out and wishes things were different and she's been married a hundred times because she's always looking for that feeling of love

and infatuation and whatever and like I said she's not gonna like she said she doesn't feel like she's gonna find it and that's all really fucking sad but if she wanted Tommy back she would just get Tommy back Brittany like I don't know like she just would he loves her and that's it

it wouldn't be hard I think it's more I think if anything it was more of a reflective text for sure and not like a please come back to me please leave your wife and she probably like she probably like sat in her bed like thinking how do I even say all this like she probably did this for like an hour you know she's so worried especially after watching that thing so worried about offending people so worried about upsetting people

and like making people uncomfortable and just wants to have fun and love everybody and like she's just such a nice person that nothing i think that she would ever do is with malicious intent right and people are also saying and the reports are like you know it was it was backed when or it's when Tommy is sitting with next to his wife, Brittany. And it's like, well, then that should show that Pam isn't really doing it with ill intent, knowing that he's probably sitting next to Brittany. Of course, one would think in their heads, hmm, I don't know, you know, he's sitting with his wife. Should I text this? But I do not think she means any harm. And I really, like I said, I think it's just a reflective text because she was making the documentary and knew that he was going to watch the

documentary and see all of this. It was kind of like, I'm letting you know. I'm letting you know. how I feel about going through all of this footage and what I'm about to put out there. And it's nothing negative in my eyes. And that's it. I think we had a beautiful love story. Couldn't agree more. So I do understand that Brittany is in a hard position and I don't think I'd be able to handle that position at all.

Not even close. I think you've got to give a lot of props to somebody who is with someone who had that public of a relationship and many public relationships. And I think that they're probably, they probably have a good relationship to Tommy and Brittany. It seems like it. It seems like they joke around a lot. I'm sure.

I'm sure it's very different than whatever. he had and pan hat every relationship is different right you know what I mean like it's it's so hard to to compare relationships and compare people and like compare happiness like he was so happy then it's like okay but he was like doing a shit ton of drugs and like wasn't ever present and i don't know and was like you know shaking his wife like he was totally different stages of life right he's a different person now he's with someone new it's a different life whatever he doesn't have this urge to like be overwhelmed with emotion whether it's like love hatred anger sadness like He has more of a control over it,

and Brittany is now here in that part of his life. So I think, I don't know, it's probably just insecurity. I would feel so insecure. Not that she should, but I just am not that strong wield of a person, I don't think. And he's gotten multiple divorces as well. Right. So I'm sure if he didn't want to be with Brittany, he would just also get a divorce from Britney or, you know, separate from her.

I think that they're probably fine. I think Britney's probably just in her head. I'm sure Tommy is reassuring her. and I don't think anything should be aimed towards Pam either. I think that everyone just has to leave both of them alone, appreciate the love story that was Pam and Tommy, the way that Pam and Tommy do, and then also respect Brittany and Tommy's marriage as well.

Totally agree. Moving on to Bachelor Nation, just want to go over just some housekeeping. Yeah, what's going on? Yeah, let's put it down. Let's be honest, this season is pretty boring. It's pretty boring. So far, it's three weeks in.

So, you know, every season starts off slow. Nothing crazy is happening. Yeah. people are enjoying it. I said on my show this week, I don't know if it's, we have a clip out yet, but I said that I am, I'm actively trying to enjoy this season of The Bachelor

in a different way than I usually do. We asked a million times for us to just have a normal fucking season of The Bachelor, you know what I mean? And we got it. We have a normal, boring quote unquote, love story. And there were times in the past in The Bachelor where I was like crying over

how much love I could feel through it. And that's what I say when I'm like, before him, before him. No, fuck him. What are we talking about? Don't get me started. The emotions that you could feel in The Bachelor is why I started watching The Bachelor. And then once it started becoming popular in social stuff, it became silly.

And that's when we started to kind of making fun of it and just going along with it. And we love it. We watch it, whatever. But it's also like tongue and cheek all the time. And that's just kind of how we always interpret it. Finally, we're given the opportunity to really feel something. something like we used to. And I feel like I need to at least give it a chance. I can't be so cynical and be like, oh, this is stupid. They're trying too hard to like get us back on their side. I feel like I really need to think about it. Like, no, let myself get carried away in this. And let's see if I can squeeze out a couple of tears. Yeah. We'll see what happens. Yeah. But there has been some things happening around the drama involved in past Bachelor and Bachelorette. There was some weird conversation having to do with Nick Viol and Caitlin Bristow. Caitlin Bristow went on Not Skinny but not Fats podcast.

I'm not sure if we talked about it on this podcast. I don't think we did. Where she had said that the producers, you know, sort of sexualized Nick to her. One of the producers, after Caitlin had kissed Nick, like wiped Caitlin's lips and put it on her own. It said,

oh, I just want to taste Nick Vi-all. It's super weird. And then, you know, Caitlin said she felt like she was being controlled and didn't have a say over Nick Vi-all. And then Nick talked about it on his podcast. And he seemed like he was disagreeing with Caitlin. And I thought that they were friends. I thought that they've always been a little

I thought that they had like been okay Whenever they put them together It's always really awkward And they've I think been on each other's shows Or at least he's been on hers or something And it's always a little contentious Like it's never quite chill Like they'll show face in public

They'll hang out, they'll be nice, whatever I would not go as far as to say They were friends at any point Like they just don't I think Nick is still very much butt hurt By the fact that Caitlin didn't want him I'm not kidding I really think that he

is like, you know, yes, he's engaged now, he's, you know, whatever. But I think that that was like the catalyst to a lot of the, like, unfortunate shit that ended up happening to him with this franchise. And I think that he is very, he like blames her for it. And I, I saw Caitlin said as well, you know, she was debating on whether or not to text him congratulations on his engagement. And then he said, she said he has a whole thing, don't text your ex. So then she didn't.

There's no need for Caitlin to text him. There was no need. Yeah. That probably is more of like a. we're still in kind of the same industry like front you know is it nice or not to you know right I would probably have that same dilemma in my head but I wouldn't text

I don't think Nick is like oh wow Caitlin Bristow didn't congratulate me I think you know but you know though with him you never fucking know I feel like he could be like don't text your ex but yeah like I heard from all a bachelor nation except for one person can you guess and it's like who Nick it's like his like minions on the side

who Nick who didn't text you uh Caitlin Bristow can you believe it like wow I thought we were cool, but I guess not. Like, that would be the con, like, if she had it, it's just, you can't, you cannot, you cannot make him happy.

It's facts, you can't make him happy. I have never, I have never gone all the way in on Nick. I'm going off now. I have never been all the way in on Nick. And you guys know this. I know you guys are friendly with him. And whatever. I can appreciate the criticism.

I have never been all the way in on him because something is always off. He's just full of shit, I think. And that's it. Like, he's just full of shit. And I understand he's gone through a lot of things. He says some, you know, whatever. He can be cool. at the point where he like turned his whole life around,

he became this like self-deprecating guy, really self-aware. And it's not that I am like wanting people to be self-deprecating all the time. The self-awareness was key. We're past that now. He's, he's forgotten. He needs to get back to it.

Because he's not likable right now. He's just not. I'm sorry. I go back and forth, you know, with my thoughts. And I've even said this to him the last time I was on. And he was on. And I was like, do you? Like, I imagine fighting with him as a nightmare.

Like in a relationship with him. Like, there's no way. I think I would lose my fucking. mind if I was in an argument with him. He's very obtuse. I've seen him, I've seen him argue with people, and he's too literal, and he refuses to succumb to anything, or

understand anything, or see anything in a different way. He has his way that he wants to see it, and that's the only way he's going to see it, and he won't even bring anything else in. I've listened to a few of his shows. I've really tried to get on his train, and I'm not on it. I never will be. At this point, I just won't. He's going to be so upset. He's going to hear this. Well, cry about it.

Cry about it. I've never liked you. We've known this. I never have liked him. For years, I've been talking shit about this man. I tried to come around on him and now I'm out. I'm out again. I don't need him in my corner. Fran is going to be like Ria's, Ria hosts a podcast with me one time.

She's going to be pissed. And now Kelly's going on. These are my opinions alone. She hates Nick Byow. Because Fran would never let you. No, she would never. She would stop me. She'd be like, no, no, well, well, he's this, he's that.

No. Stop making excuses for Nick Byel. I think you can have as many opinions about him as you want. Thank you. I'm just not losing sleepover if he doesn't like me back. I don't care. He's not in my life. We're not going to collaborate on anything.

We're not going to help each other in any way. I'm all set. I forget exactly how I asked it to him, but I was like, how do you in a fight with Natalie not act like you know everything? Because his whole thing is like, I have the answers to every relationship problem. And so, I don't know. It's just too much. I laugh at him.

Well, he'll be busy now. Maybe he'll get busy. busy planning the wedding and he'll just chill out for a little while. He knows, he knows that I just laugh at a lot of things from, uh, from him in a way where I'm just like, I don't know what's going on. Yeah. Moving on. I'm not sorry. I love how honest you are. That is one of my favorite qualities about you. It's just like I can't be fake when it comes to people like that. I can't. I totally love your honesty.

Thank you. Just not even about this. Just in general. Like I just love that you just tell it how it is. You can't like everyone. And I, and that's just it. You know what I'm saying? I, He's just not for me. He's just not for me. He's never been. I keep like going away from Nick and you just keep going back to him. I'm like, you know, just about everything in general. I know.

Just everything, not just him. You're not the only one. I try to be honest about everything. I do. And I think that's a great quality to have. Thank you. Chris Harrison and Caitlin Bristow also had a conversation because he had ghosted Caitlin Bristow after she hosted the seasons with Tasia.

And so they called this episode un-gosting. And the one thing that really stood out was the fact that Chris Harrison told Caitlin Bristow that she and Tasha were set up to fail. They were never going to succeed as the host because it was the two of them together. There's not enough room for two people. And Caitlin agreed with him. I mean, that's just facts like that. And that sucks because even in that real time, and I feel like maybe we didn't all say this directly in conversation. But I feel like we all got the vibe that it was like Caitlin and Tasia were kind of fighting for the same spot.

I don't think anybody ever thought that it was going to be the both of them. I'm hosting in perpetuity. Like I think it was always going to be one of the other. Everybody was like, well, Caitlin's been around longer, so she should do it. Then Tasha was better with, actually, no, she wasn't that great. To be honest, she tried and she like did an okay job. Tasha, she's stunk. I don't, yeah, no, she was not good.

I didn't want to pile up on Tasha now, too, after Nick Vile, so thank you for that. But it is true. She just didn't seem like she didn't want to be there. Tasia's very nice. She's beautiful. It's just not her vibe. It has a great personality on social. but the hosting.

It just wasn't her vibe. Caitlin was, and I'm not saying, I don't think I'd be a great, I don't love the hosting thing, you know? Right. I think some people can be a really great host and I think some people.

Just not, just not. Also, they do more than just be a host. They're like a mentor. They're like a person that helps them through whatever. And again, Tisha's fine to it. But Caitlin is like an emotional person. You know, she's the podcaster. She's this, she's that.

So she was just better at those conversations. And then she alone hosted the, after the final rose, right? I think at that time. And in my head, I was like, okay, it could go to Caitlin. And that would be a good way to, like, satiate everyone's needs. We've got a woman now. It's this whole thing.

And now instead we just have Jesse Palmer. So I don't know about all that. But I think that... I haven't even paid any mind to Jesse Palmer as the host. Me neither. In any way, shape, or form. Just going back to what he said. You don't even need it.

Like, you really don't need a host. I forget there's a host. I forget Jesse Palmer exists. So why would you need two people? He is such a non-factor to me on that show at this point. Chris Harrison, when he was the host, it was like, oh, Chris Harrison. here. Jesse Palmer just has, is such a non-factor. I don't even, you're just like, whatever, you're watching the show. Was he even in the last episode? Like, I don't even know if I saw him in the last

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All right, moving on to the last topic. We can confirm that J-Lo did tell Ben Affleck about the pictures that were going around about him during the Grammys. She said, oh, my God, you're becoming a meme. And that did not change Ben Affleck's expression. He said, I don't give a fuck. I don't know if he actually said that. But to me, that's... means he said I don't give a fuck and he continued to have the same expression throughout the Grammys. He didn't want to be there. He did not want to be there. And this is a constant

what's the word? What's the word? Battle. No, not battle. What is the word? Constant. Fuck. Occurrence? Describe it. Excurrence. A reoccurrence. It's a reoccurring theme. A constant theme. It's a constant theme. It's a constant theme. We got there. While I was thinking just now, my eyes were kind of going in and out. Something's up with my brain. I think that

that there is a common theme here when it comes to Ben Affleck at at award shows, at events, you know, at even his own wedding. Like, I just don't think he likes to be in a large social situation. And a lot of people were saying this online, too. This isn't like a totally original thought. But I think that it's nice that he goes with her and it's nice that she wants him to go. But the Grammys, I feel, especially when she wasn't nominated for anything, right? She wasn't nominated.

She was just there. No, she presented, I'm pretty sure. Oh, okay, okay. Well, then maybe. I don't know. I just feel like people bring all, I don't know, because this is J-Lo. I feel like so many people bring other people to the Grammys. Like it's laid back.

You bring your friends. You bring the people that you worked on your projects with. Like it's more of like a business type deal than it is like business and friends versus like bring my spouse. It's, you know, like the Oscars and whatever. I mean, the Grammys seem like this one was really fun. Like more like the Golden Globes where like you're sitting at tables and drinking and like hanging out. It's way more stuffy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Well, the drinking I like. I like the drinking and hanging out for the Golden Gloves. for Grammys, it's similar. But I think that I think that J-Lo just doesn't need to bring him to these things anymore, right? Like, I just feel he hates it.

Why is J-Lo alone? Because look at how Ben Affling acts at these events. But then people are going to... No, but I think going forward... Imagine, you know, when you bring someone somewhere that you're hyped to be there and they're not, and the whole...

It ruins your time because the whole time you're just worried about how miserable they look and how everybody is like, wow, I thought it's miserable. But I think J-Lo is probably one of those people who's just like always worried about, like, the person. exception of her. It's like, if Ben's not there, people are going to be like, wise Ben is sulking. They're going to be like, wise Ben. Isn't she like more confident than that at this point?

Like, she's fucking J-Lo. Like, she can go somewhere by herself. She's an independent woman. I think going forward now, everyone will understand if J-Lo's alone. Like, I think if J-Lo goes to the next event alone, everyone understands, oh, well, did you see Ben Affleck at the Grammys? He clearly doesn't like these things. Yeah. And that's okay. He could stay home. Maybe it was all, maybe this was all on purpose. Maybe he did that. You know how like when someone, when someone, like, fucks up the wash or something in his like, oh, I'm just really bad at doing the wash. Or get someone to break up with them?

Right, exactly. Right, because you don't want to do it anymore. It's like, I don't know how to do it. Can you do it so much better? He always seems miserable. Not even at a word. He does always seem kind of miserable. Can I say, although, about his stagnant face,

I am suspecting some Botox. I think that his lack of expression was 50%, you know, I'm always the Botox police. I think his lack of, Chris Harrison had Botox, remember? Remember? How can we? forget. He showed up with that new face and I was like, I recognize some talks. He,

I think, Ben, is 50% doesn't want to be there and 50% has a little bit too much Botoxin in his forehead to the point where it's like bringing his eyes down to here and he's just stuck like that. But also he just wasn't moving. True. Like when they were standing up and he just everyone's dancing. Like his face just like was stationary

the whole time. He's over it in general where he just wants to hang out with JLo, hang out with his hot wife. He has his kids. He just wants to live life. Get Dunkin' Donuts every morning. and just kind of go with the flow. Smoke a cigarette. Yeah, he just wants to fucking have a cigarette. You know what I love? This is my favorite photo.

Me too. You know what I love, though? That he still smokes cigarettes while he's married to J-Lo. Me too. She didn't change? Yeah, like, J-Lo's not like, you need to stop smoking cigarettes around me.

Like, J-Lo is like, smoke your cigs, babe. Do whatever you want, babe. I feel like for, like, an A-List celebrity to, like, openly just smoke Sigs. Totally. It's coming back. They all secretly do. You think?

Yeah, everyone smokes. So, like, I'm saying, like, publicly, like, Oh, yeah, so just like, people who Yeah. Well, it used to be way more of a thing where people just smoke

all the paparazzi pictures. Mary Kate and Ashley Olson, the most iconic smokers of our time. Really? I don't know that. You're kind of an iconic. You were an iconic smoker. I was an iconic smoker.

You stopped? I don't, every once in a while I have a real cigarette, but to be honest, they make me feel kind of like shit. They really don't make you feel great. Noah's first. Let's buy a pack of cigarettes. I would love to smoke a cigarette later.

We are going to dinner later. Noah's first cigarette was with me and Kelly in Atlanta City in the casino. That was your first cigarette? Did we talk about that? I think I said it. I mean, we're all drunk, but I think that... I always forget that you were also there in Atlantic City,

and I think back about, like, my behavior, and I get so embarrassed. I wish we could tell the story of Atlantic City. Oh, in the club? Yeah. And I just... When I took a seat? Yeah. I just am not sure...

Maybe I was drunker because I don't even remember that much. Can I tell the story, and if we feel like it's inappropriate, then we can cut it out? Yes, you could tell it. I don't know if it's inappropriate. I think that it's... Yeah, we're not making fun of anyone. I'm not making fun of me. It was just that Kelly was so drunk that it was...

It was such a horrible... It was so bad. In any comedy movie, this would be a funny scene. So I will preface it like, I think it's okay because I think in any comedy movie, people would be like, that's a funny scene. For sure. I was... I want to clarify, too.

I was drunk for sure. I wasn't blacked out at all. But it was... We're in a club and, you know, the lights and whatever. So just keep that in mind when you hear this story. It was Steve Ioki. Yes. It was like your 100th...

It was your 100th episode celebration. It was years ago. sign. This is like 2018 or 19. It was a long time ago. And we were in AC and we were doing something for the hotel there. And the person who was accommodating us and bringing us around the hotel was in a wheelchair. And he was such a nice guy, such a sweet guy. I'm not making, like, I just want, and it sucks that we have to preface that we were not making fun of somebody in a wheelchair. But this day and age, you have to preface it. Exactly. That we were not making fun of him. Yes. With this story. So he came to

the club with us. He accommodated everything. He was so awesome. And Kelly would, so drunk that she thought it would be a good idea to grind on this man and fall into his lap in the wheelchair. There's more to the story. There's more to that story. I, first of all, he came to like the table with us in the club. Like he, he came next to us in the seats. We're all hanging out. We're sitting. Then the flashing lights and the bottles come over with the 100th episode, blue. And like, we're all celebrating. We're all standing up. We're dancing. He is now seated still. and I turn around, we're like dancing, dancing, and I'm like, yeah, what's up?

And I kind of like popped a little bit. She popped her booty on him. I was trying to include him. Because we were dancing, like, right in front of him. And I was like, trying to get him in on it. Like, yes, we're all cheering. Yeah. And I turned around and I tried to like pop it a little.

And then I tripped and fell into his lap. Yep. And I often forget about that story. Like, I really forget about that. I never forget about this story. I was so embarrassed. I almost. I almost left the club.

A guy who was in a wheelchair and then ended up in the wheelchair with him. I almost. left the club. I have never been so embarrassed in my life. I jumped up so fast. I was like, oh my God. I was like, I'm so sorry. And he was like, no, no, no, he was not like bothered by it. He just was just like, oh, ha ha, like, no big deal. Clearly I tripped. I wasn't like trying to sit in his lap. And then I got up and I walked to the other side of the thing and stayed on the other side of thing the whole time. I didn't move. I like didn't even look near this guy anymore after that. I was so embarrassed. And that was that.

He had heels on and everything. He did leave soon after that. And that's, and that's, and that's Okay, Kelly. So, still a great night, and it was the night that Noah smoked his first cigarette. Yeah, it was in the casino, I remember. Okay. I don't know if I realized it was your first one. I think I said it and you were like, I think I remember you being like, oh, stop being such a pussy. Oh.

That sounds about right. I'm pretty sure you said that. It sounds about right. Because I was like, I've never smoked a cigarette before. And now I do pretty much anytime I'm drunk. I'm such a pusher for cigarettes. Anytime someone has one, I'll smoke a cigarette. I'm not like going to.

The casino in Atlantic. If you could smoke inside, you have to take up that opportunity. Of course. You always take the opportunity to smoke inside. But it does just. like going back to Ben Affleck, you just feel like it's not good for you, but if you feel cool. You feel cool. I will say the last time.

It is like, just social thing. It is, yeah. People have this impression of me that I like smoke a ton of cigarettes. I don't. Never. I've seen you smoke like one cigarette. And the last time I smoked a cigarette, I literally puked. Of course, yeah. If you are too drunk and you smoke a cigarette, you'll throw up.

I was drinking and it's like a dip and you put a dip in and people throw up. It's similar, but it's much lesser scale. I was drunk, smoked a cigarette, and I, Oh my God, it was fucking awful since then I haven't done it because it's so bad. I was really drunk up. Yeah, I got the spins. I was really drunk one time with Mikey Fowler, who you guys know.

Love Mikey Fowler. Podcast King. Yeah, we were out smoking and I gave me a cigarette and I put it in and he, I went to light and he ripped it out of my hand and threw it on the ground and he's like sort of wrong end. And to this day, I'm like, that's not true. And he's like, he's like, I saw it on the ground. Like you can see it was lit on the wrong end.

And I'm like, I don't, like. I've done that before. I've lit a cigarette the wrong way. When you're drunk and you light a cigarette the wrong way, yeah. It's classic. I've lit it before, like, really drunk. And other times I've put it in my mouth and realize it was backwards

because you can taste the tobacco on the end. Smoking is so gross for you. I went to a cigar bar a few weeks ago, which was an interesting. Oh, what do you feel about those? I think that they're too smoky to sit in. It was, there weren't that many people in there. And it was just, you felt very classy. Definitely.

But it was funny because we sat next to, it was just three of us. And then they were like these three guys in. I'm from wearing like a hoodie. Yeah. There's three guys in like full suit, like probably in their 30s. They looked like, the very businessy. Really? West Village?

No, this was like more like Upper East. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. I only know one in West Village. And then we just like ended up like talking and hanging out with them and they were just like visiting the city. And we ordered like a lot of drinks cigars and this guy just like, I guess really appreciated us because we're like telling them where to go and everything. He just like bought everything. He covered our whole entire thing.

What a nice. First he was like, I'll get you next drink. And then I heard him talking to the guy and he's like, whatever, just put everything on my car. And we're like, oh, my God. What a sweet gesture. Maybe he recommends you. Maybe he's a huge chicks in the office fan. Secretly.

You never know. He's a big old. That's nice, though. That's a fun experience. Things like that are fun. Those are the things where like, I don't want to go to a cigar bar all the time, but I'm glad I've been to one one time. Like, that's a cool experience. Something different.

It was cool, but I don't. I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't know. I felt out of, I felt very out of place. I feel. you're always like the only woman there. And then it makes your hair smell. I can't sleep it lit. That was my problem.

I kept like... I'm so bad with that too. I would use like 100 matches. You're like, I talk too much for a cigar. It's like, you know what I mean? Like it goes out. I'm like, oh, again. Even a cigarette sometimes goes out.

Don't get too much. Right, it's a microphone. All right. That wraps it up. All right, everyone. We are going to play a little game of who knows their partner better. But first, this segment is presented by Proper Wild. Proper Wild is perfect, clean, all day energy.

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I can tell. It's crazy. It's really hot in here, too. I don't know how you do it. These lights are really... It's a little warm. It's a little warm. That's all right. That's okay.

I feel crazy. He has been complaining the entire time. He's like, oh, should I pee? And he was like, what, this is getting crazy. Look, I mean, we were told two o'clock. I know it got pushed back. Showbiz. Then I didn't know if I should get a water.

I kind of have to pee. But whatever, it's fine. I'm powering through. I'm happy. I'm literally being very cool. All right. You're being, yeah. I feel that from you.

We're going to play a game. game of who knows their partner better, but the teams are a little different because some might expect me and Marty to be paired up, and I don't know what. I don't know. I don't know. Am I missing something? That would be weird. I don't know why they would expect that or, you know, me and Kelly, but we're going to change it up. Me and Tommy are going to be partners and Kelly and Marty are going to be partners because that is the only fair way to do this. Otherwise, whoever I'm with, I'm going to win. If I would. If I was with Kelly I'd win if I was with Marty I would win.

I think me and Tommy have a good chance. No, no. Not against me yet. Me and Kelly know each other so fucking well. There is no chance. Girls do talk a lot about there. We talk so much. Me and Kelly have been friends for it so long.

Me and Tommy just we know the inner workings of each other. I don't know. I don't even know if I know the answers that I'm going to put. Like I said, I don't know what my favorite movie is. You got to think of something. You don't know any movie that you know. I like a lot of movies. I don't know if I have one that.

my favorite. That's not going to be a question. I'd probably say the Dark Night. All right. Okay. You said it's not going to be a question. You know, which is your in the Dark Night is one of my favorite movies. I feel like that's one of everyone's favorite movies. Yeah, I mean like the hand, that just seems basic. My's ugly blonde.

Goodwill Hunting. Those are the most basic answers. Oh my gosh. Arrival. Arrival. Arribal. That's one of your favorite movies. Arrival. No. I don't say favorite ever. Let's move on. Okay. Yeah. All right. We're going to move on. We're going to get into the game. Noah's hosting.

because he hosts all our games and he's such a great host. So he will be... People are going to hear... It's very sarcastic. They'll hear on Monday. You guys like... We're actually... This time probably the meanest you've been, I would say.

I'm trivia on Monday. Me specifically? You and Fran. Together. I forget why. Because I was saying the guest name, her full name instead of her abbreviated name and you guys were like...

Sometimes you overthink and it's like... No, I don't overthink. Just go with... Maybe you're not thinking enough when you host it. All right. Maybe you should turn your fucking brain on, Noah. Noah is going to host, and what's going to happen is there's going to be 10 questions. The first five, one of us will answer, write down our answer, the other person.

We'll flip at the same time, see if we got the answer right. You have to come up with a definitive answer in your head, Tommy, okay? Yeah, I know. Are we doing a time limit? You have to write it down. And I think. What, 30 seconds? 15.

15 seconds. 15 seconds. 15 seconds. 15 seconds. 15 seconds. Everybody will get 15 seconds to answer and then we'll switch. No, 15. I can't know if I can write that.

And then the next five will switch. So it'll be 10 questions altogether, five people each so that it's fair. And if we want to keep going, we'll keep going. So let's start it off. You're going to add fun music to this? I can. Okay, let's add fun music to this. Also one that I suggest watching on YouTube.

Yeah, nobody wants to be a Kelly singing for the second time on this episode. I'm saying already on the beginning. All to top. Anyway. All right. Okay. Wait, so who's going first? Let the lady of the house go first.

It's the same time. No, no, I know, but like which partners are going first? I'm going to guess for you first. Kelly guess for Marty first. We will guess the same time. They'll guess the same time for each other. Okay. Okay.

I have a list of questions that Sarah came up with. I wish we had folders. Me too, right? All right, the first question. I'm writing what my thing is. What your answer is. Your answer about yourself. Okay.

And I'm writing my answer for you. This should be easy. I hope. All right, the first question is, who is your celebrity crush growing up? Growing up? Growing up? Growing up? I don't have.

Can we do celebrity crush currently? Yeah, okay, we can do that. I don't even know if I've ever heard you talk about anyone but Maria. And that's a fact. Five seconds. I have it. I have it. All right, ready?

Yeah. Where are I showing it? Margo Robbie, so we have to read it out loud. So Margarabi for Tommy. And you guys have to turn to yours. Yeah, that's facts. I said Marga Robbie only because she looks like reading. Oh, thank you.

Oh, you wrote me? Simms. It's just a fact. That's nice. I wish I was smart enough to think that you were right now. You said it out loud. I did. It's just a fact.

I don't have one. I really did. All right, next question. Okay, the next question I'll do is favorite TV show. Like I said, better to watch on YouTube. but still the anticipation is there if you're listening. All right.

Three, two, one. I'm such a fucking idiot. What? Oh. Oh. I wrote Survivor. I thought you would definitely know. I mean, yeah, scripted versus non-scrists.

It's a fair mistake. I thought you were more likely to write Survivor. I, but we just recently. Yeah, but that's different. We just recently talked. You said your favorite show ever is Chuck. But scripted show. You have tweeted your favorite.

Favorite show ever is Chester. Survivor is like my favorite. Oh, fuck. All right. All right. All right. So it's one, nothing, us. Okay.

All right. Well, did they flip? Oh, oh, sorry. I was like, um. I miss word out on the show anymore. Ready? Three, two, one. All right.

One one. That was a good one. Wait, what was it? Curb your enthusiasm. I'll be on a smart out of what I thought of after you. Really? Oh, no. First, that was the easiest.

You wouldn't have thought. You always thought. You always thought. I thought. He is constantly talking about. The only person I care about in celebrity world is Larry David. Yeah. All right. Next question. Next question.

Biggest pet peeve. I have six pet peeve. He has so many. I have so many. I have a couple too. I feel like yeah. All right. All right. I'm going to do what you're not going to know this one. Is it going to be? Is it literal? Like very specific? Yeah. Okay.

Oh my God, I don't know. I'm going to think of something. There's just no way. You would know it. I have one that I also think you don't like. I'm sure. I think Maria would definitely... I won't. I'm totally...

I didn't get this right. You definitely didn't get this right. I just got... I just got so... I just got so scared that I wrote down mine because I didn't know the answer. All right. I wrote chewing, but that's my name.

I wrote buildings that look like houses that aren't actually houses. So like a dentist office. stuff. Yes, yes, that's fair. Those are the worst. Bitch, you were a dentist office. Don't look like a house.

You know what? I agree with that. They don't like to a house? Like a physical therapy place? Yeah, yeah. Look like a building. Look like it off. Honestly, that does happen a lot with dentists office. You mean the outside?

Yes. You mean the outside or the inside? No, the outside. On Long Island, that happens all the time where the outside of a doctor's office just looks like a house. Yeah, I know what you mean. My aunt's dentist growing up. And ever since then, I've got it. All right.

All right. You guys. This is funny, based on your response. I said how people chew See, that is one. Can I guess yours before you flip? Oh, good cause. When people shake their ice. Clinking ice. Oh my God.

Clinking ice. Like when they're drinking? Like yours, like when Mincy drinks his fucking Starbucks and he just Does that ice. People chewing on ice is very important. Or like even like clinking ice in a glass. When we go home from work, he's like, you notice people in the office.

shaking their ice around. Is that the only reason they get coffee? Because he doesn't drink coffee? I'm convinced people do it just to shake their ice. And also when it's a really big one and they take the last sip and all the ice hits the top of it and it's like all right. People just sucking at the end of like a, end of a soda. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I knew you would get that one.

Or when people are like getting to the end of their plate with food and then they have the fork and they're just like. And they're just scraping and they don't fucking stop. Oh my God. I don't mind that one. You don't mind the sound of a four. I don't think we really do that. The scraping the plate when it's like, there's like a little bit of anything left. Yeah.

All right. Okay, so it's still one-one. Yeah. Cool. Is this a final question? Five? No, this is four. This is four.

Okay. Favorite candy. I'm writing like a boy. I don't think I know this. Like my handwriting looks so boyish. I think I'm wrong, but I just have a memory for him for no reason. You guys want. Flip.

All right. I'm going to flip. Sour Patch Codes. I don't know. Sour Patskins. Really? Too sour. You're not a sour guy? Sour patch watermelons are okay because they're sweeter.

Twix, though. I agree. Twix is great. Twix is great. Yeah. Okay. But that's not something you should. There you go first.

I said Swedish fish. I don't know why. In my head, I had Swedish fish. Would you like to guess? Do you like Swedish fish? Oh, I'm digging. I guess I'm his. No, I know, but am I accidentally guessing things from Marty when it's actually you?

I like Swedish So far everything I said so far kind of part of it's not I don't know the last time it has Swedish I'm like a mic and I thought that Take five Reese's take five Wow

This is what I'm saying I would be able to play this game It was YouTubers It was YouTubers Me and Hellby Everybody knows you guys When did you guys Like smoked you though

Like I can't tell me we're like So in sync I think that'd be hilarious Okay All right last last one And then we switch Okay coffee order

I don't even know Or do you even have drink Switch No switch the thing What? Neither of us drink Oh, you don't drink coffee? Oh, oh! You drink coffee, but he doesn't drink coffee.

So it's kind of like wouldn't... I just drink black coffee, which would probably surprise people because, you know. That's like manly. You don't know not that manly. Anyway, just... I feel like most people who like pink alcoholic drinks like probably get Frappuccinos more often. Yeah, that's probably right, but...

All right. Guilty pleasure. I don't have a guilty. I know. I know what your guilty pleasure is. Think. Think what you're guilty. I know.

I know. All right. Maybe one just based on how you just said that. I know. Based on what we talked about earlier. Not on the same page. How the hell do you know what? I don't know it.

Well, it's like a silly one. This is a guilty pleasure. You might not even think of it as a guilty pleasure. Are you right down a guilty pleasure? Oh, I do this. I do this. I thought I wrote down what you were going to. This is not.

You wrote way too. What is you right? No, you're ready to switch yet. You have to write down it. I don't know what my guilty pleasure is. What are you like? I said he just said one earlier. He just said one earlier.

Probably not the same as what I wrote. I don't even know if this is what you said, but I saw one out of the last thing. Just write it. Just write it. Start guessing for me. All right. Time is up. The boys are overthinking the guilty buzzer things are.

You don't know. You don't need to feel like guilty doing it. Yeah. That's what I don't feel guilty doing it. No. All right. All right. All right. What did you write for me?

I wrote getting high and opening the files on people. That's not a guilty pleasure, though. I wrote ASMR. Oh, that's my guilty pleasure. I don't consider that guilt. Wait, opening a files on people. No, a guilty pleasure doesn't necessarily mean guilty. Whenever I'm high, I zoom in on.

I have like a file cabinet in my mind, and it's like, oh, today's, all right, let's think about Marty today. And I just analyze everything about Marty in my relationship with it. You're a serial. Like, they have to be in front you? To me, that's a guilty pleasure. That's for sure it's a guilty pleasure. Yeah, definitely. What else would that be?

I don't know, just being high. True. Light stalking? We all do. All right. It's not stalking. I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

I just think about here. Here's what I think of this person in this mindset. I don't think I've ever done it to any of you three. Thank God. Uh, I don't know. Why not? I think sometimes you think clearer when you're high in a weird way. I agree.

I would love to know what the fuck. You let an answer before a little. I said Love Island. Oh. We were just talking about it. That's a good guilty. You know what? That is good.

What did you write that one? I wrote eating chips. What? I did whisper him watching TV and eating chips. I feel like that's not even a guilty pleasure. That's just something everyone likes to do. I don't tell anybody. That's why guilty pleasure is hard because.

Come up with better questions. I'll tell anyone I watch Love Island. There you go. Sarah, you see. Sarah is a good answer. Love Island's a good answer. These are hard because it's like, you guys aren't going to know most of these. But you don't know each other well.

That's what we're learning. That's what we are learning that. Well, I mean, these are dumb. No, sorry. Standard. Yeah, I don't know what Ria's guilty pleasure is. I would say we're all. That's not a crazy thing.

She thought that it was going to be like Ria and Marty at first. But it wouldn't ever have worked because. Yeah. I would say we're all good friends though. No, these aren't questions. I think you've been. Some of them are, some of them are like, you have the advantage. wouldn't want Tommy no one might be.

Let's see if we could, you know, maybe we'll switch in. These are questions that you don't even know the answer about yourself. Right. Yeah, I think that's where we're struggling. That's a problem. Tommy didn't even know the answer. I don't know who I am. All right.

We're switching now. So me and Kelly are writing down the answers about ourselves. And if it's that, if we really are that off, me and Tommy can go against you two. All right. If we really need to. Okay. All right. If we really need.

But right now it's one one. Yeah. All right. All right, I'll do an easier one. Favorite musical artist. I mean, that's so easy for... Oh, shoot, I wrote it on the back of... Oh, I forgot Marty doesn't like music, right?

I like... I don't know a lot of music. If I get this wrong, I don't think you should be... Exactly. If you fuck this up, that's right. Not on me. You don't really... I don't have one specific one.

Yeah, so I'm just going to write down... I wrote Harry Styles. I wrote Drake for you. I was going to write Drake. They're going to write Drake. Yeah, it doesn't all. Drake. I would have to get Terry Swift.

Tommy, I'm upset. I was going to write Drake. But then for some reason I got caught up and thinking rapper versus like, I don't know why. I don't know why. Harry Styles, but. I don't have written Harry Styles for you probably. It depends on my mood because if I am in a rap mood,

I'm probably listening to Drake. Otherwise, I'm listening to Harry's style. Confirmed. Really? Definitely. I'm surprised to hear that. No. I love Harry's out.

Two full albums that are great. You would have to see. I love the new one this much. Drake's got banger after banger. Smash hit after smash hit. I would say in my car, Drake is playing more often than. Well, Drake and the car, obviously.

Generally like rap more. Yes, I do like rap more. So you almost think about it too much. I thought about it too much. I should have just... Did you think about what he's thinking? Yeah, yeah. I thought that maybe you would have done her ourselves.

I want to answer right. All right. So now's 2-1. What's her first name, basically? All right. Okay. Favorite order at a restaurant? Food.

Oh, like, favorite Favorite, like, thing to order. Fast food place? No, no, not fast food. Like, you're at a restaurant. What's your favorite order? What's the, what kind of restaurant? Anything.

What's your favorite order at a restaurant? It depends on what restaurant. Any restaurant. It depends if I'm at an Italian restaurant. I'm at my steakhouse. Where am I? It's a restaurant where anything's possible. What about favorite fast food place?

I don't know. Favorite fast food place. There we go. All right. I was trying to spice it up. All right. We'll go first. This one.

Okay. McDonald's. McDonald's. McDonald's? No. Taco Bell? Yeah. God.

You guys just had McDonald's for lunch. I don't know. You don't know it's Taco Bell. I know she loves Taco Bell. I know she loves McDonald's too. Who doesn't love both? No, I honestly would put McDonald's at my third. Like, I like Taco Bell Wendy's.

I would say you like Wendy's more even, too. Yeah, yeah. All right. Wow. It's like you don't know. Tommy, you got to get one. Marty knows he so well. Like Donald's.

Good thing we did just have McDonald's. Fuck. For real. All right. Favorite compliments again? Ooh, I don't know. I don't even know what Marty would write for this. I have something in my head. I don't know if I can write down. It's just funny in my head.

I think. Write it down. I'm going to write. I can't even believe I'm writing this down. I just need to say it first. Say it first. And it'll be fine. I didn't see it. Mine is also a weird answer. That you are a bad bitch.

That is so. Marty? I wrote Spooky Witch, which is basically the same thing. All right. That is more accurate. That is what I want. That is my answer. Yeah, because I know when you go on a wrenz. What did you write down?

When you go on those rants, you like what people say. All right, all right. All right. We got one. Funny. Funny? You're funny. You're funny. You're funny.

So close. I like when people tell me. I should. I, that is more what I should have said. All right. So it's 21. Tommy. No, 3-2.

3-2. two. He's gotten all right about her. That one, well, except for this one. Technically didn't count. First two. So two, two. Okay.

So we have three. You have three? Yeah. Because I got one. No, really. It's horrible. Yeah. This is hard to keep track.

I don't know what counts is right. There was a way. He's just not keeping track is the thing. No, I am. It's three to us. All right. Is this the last question? There's two more.

You are the host. This is all right. This is what I'm saying. This is Dustin Payton. This is not a good showing. This game has no like. structure. We're just going as we go. I'm down a piece of paper.

All right. Another easy one. Favorite color. That's hard. This is just... All right. You don't know you as I guess. I don't know what he says. I think at a certain age you have to stop having a favorite color. It's like favorite color like to wear. Like what would you?

Oh, this isn't my favorite color to wear. No, no. I'm just saying like you have a favorite color. Really. Oh, I love blue. Like I'm not saying that around 26. I went through three different colors. I have three favorite colors depending on my mood. And I went for the one that I think is most likely. I'm going to change this.

Why? No, you're getting, time's up. Time's up. All right. I was close. I don't know. If you changed it from the one that I put, I'm going to be this. All right.

I mean, I took an educated guest. Purple, yeah. The whole room is purple. It's a good one. Wait, it is purple. Yeah. I landed on pink. That was both wrong.

What did you write? Red and then black. Black is my first one. I had black and then I was like, no, he's not going to say black. And then I wrote green. I was like, I think people know that I like green a lot. So I'm in pink because I was like, everybody. So we're tied now.

Wow. And this is it. This is it. For all the marbles. I feel like I need to get like a really good question. It has to be really good. Yeah. Okay.

These have been. This is a tiebreaker. These have been mid. It's just hard like, it's hard to ask questions when you guys don't really know anything about each other. Well, I mean, we are all. Nothing. Very good friends.

Tommy seem like we're better friends right now. Like for you They know more about us? Would you have known the answers to those questions for me before though? Like my favorite TV show? Do you even know that? No. I don't know if I know that.

Survivor. That was really dumb. That was really dumb of me. That was too good of friends. I thought, yeah. I honestly know too much about you because you say you love the show. Everybody should watch the show.

Because we did try. Yeah. Because we try. You watch like 20 minutes and you fucking switch. Because we watched Chuck because he said it's my favorite. For this question, I'm starting it right now. Everyone close your eyes. Okay.

Oh, we're going off script? Yeah, yeah. And write down the color of your partner's eyes. Oh, easy. What, Marty? I don't know. I'm not looking at you. But I am trying to think about your eyes.

How am I supposed to know your eyes? They're on my face. If you get this wrong, I'm going to be upset. Oh, shit, wait. I think I just looked. I'm writing, I write the color of Marty's eyes, right? Not my own. No, you're writing the color of your own eyes.

Oh, yeah, yeah. No, Marty's writing the color of Kelly's eyes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's writing color of, and I'm writing, you're a moron if you're Kelly's eye. And I'm writing the color of your own, no, your own eyes, because this is the question for us. So, Tommy, you are writing down the color of my eyes. I'm trying to remember literally just looking at you. You're out of your mind.

Come on. Time is up. All right. My eyes are the biggest thing on my face, Mark. All right. If you did not get this right, I'm going to be upset. Hazel? Yes.

Look at me. Did you get it right? What? Hulu? She has big blue eyes. I don't take eyes into account a lot. You would. I said they're the biggest thing on my face.

You would just compliment. You went on a whole speech about my eyes last night. Your eyes shape is unbelievable. You do have a good eye shape. He doesn't see any other girls' eyes but yours. Isn't that sweet? Wouldn't you rather that? I guess, but that is.

That is astonishing. He got it right, though. We both got that one right. So we're tied again. Oh, my God. Tie breaker. Tie breaker. Okay.

All right. Favorite dessert. Well, who is it? Is it me right in mind now? Boring question, next. Is it me and Tommy right in the way now? Wait, wait, what are we on now? Are you guessing for?

Why don't we each try to guess? Like, so I guess for Marty. Marty guesses for me. And with them, vice versa. Yeah. How tall we all are. Like, no? What do you mean?

No. He just disgusted at the idea. How tall rea is? Well, you can take a guess. And whoever is closest to the correct one wins. Why you hate this so much? Because you don't know how tall rea is. No.

I'm literally just scrambling to find questions online. Of course. No, he's not even listening to anything I'm saying. That's not a true test of each other's personalities. Well, we already went through the personality part. We went through 11 questions. I guess. Yeah, I guess.

I guess. Okay, so we're just doing one final tie. Final winner take all. And who's answering for who? Switch. We could choose. All right. Once we hear the question.

Or no, before. No, that's shating. All right. Me and Tommy write down, you guys guess because you guys were bad. All right. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay. No, no. No. Me and Tommy are writing what we think about ourselves. They're guessing. We have to guess. Oh, okay.

Because we did a bad effort. You might say this is bad too. I don't think we did that bad. I don't think we did it. How do you like your egg? That's why they live together. Wait, what? Me and Ria don't live together.

Wait a minute. I always so good. When did we ever get on the same team? You're writing down how you did Marty likes the games. Literally never. Okay. All right. This is something I've been talking about recently.

It is, honestly. This is tough. I've been going through what I like. Have you? What's the one... You don't even know it? I'm wrong now. If you have to think about what it is, I'm wrong.

You... No, I know, but I think I... I'll explain it. All right. I'm going to get it wrong. Hard boil? Scramble. You haven't said anything about hard-boiled eggs recently.

I thought an hour, in our workout, chat. I've been eating six hard-boiled eggs every morning. You didn't tell us that. What? He didn't tell us that. What? What? I don't know.

It's not. Trust me, I didn't do this shirt. Six? I don't eat, I don't always eat. I don't always eat the yolk. But you were eating scrambled for a little bit.

Yeah, but then there's more protein. Okay, so you were eating scrambled eggs at one point. Yeah, but they're more sulfuric. Okay. But you were eating scrambled out of plain. You always told us that you were eating scrambled. Oh, my God. I'm crumpling.

Yeah, I've been eating hard boiled eggs. I like the egg whites. I love hard boiled eggs. I do too. They're fantastic. I do them the night before. Every day. That's absurd.

It's disgusting. But I love three eggs. Yeah. Eggs are expensive right now. What are you say? Six bucks. No, they're like 12 bucks a car.

I said fried. But it's over easy. You like sunny side up. You only eat sunny side up eggs. Sunny side up. So that's the easiest one to remember. So that's the one that leaks? Yes.

You only eat sunny side of it. Over easy is really good. Because I think fried is like when we get on a bacon and cheese. Yeah, it's over medium we get on the bacon cheese. I get confused. There's a lot of ways that you can say. Right. But you always get sunny side out.

Another tiebreaker. Oh, yeah. Neither one's got it right or wrong. Or now I'm guessing for Rhea and Marty. I can't believe we still don't know how this is working. Now we're switching. Yeah. I know.

I know why it's so hard. Every single. So I'm guessing for, yeah, you just switch. All right, we're switching now. No, you lost score after like three questions. No one. No, is out here looking for somebody to fail so you can blame it on somebody else. No, no.

All right. Favorite alcoholic drink to order? I don't know. You should know. I don't think I'm right at all. Wait, what do you mean? This is for her. Wait a minute.

Oh, no, my God. Oh, no. I was like, how do you not write about you? Guys, fuck, fuck, fuck. Oh, oh, oh, then let me think. Oh, all right. Okay, okay. Sorry.

I'm sorry. All right, you guys go first. Okay. Wine. Easy. I mean, wine with Kelly. She had a show. Thanks for remembering my show, guys.

espresso martini Oh! See how we said it by the way? It's espresso. Espresso. It's with an as espresso. Espresso. Espresso.

Yeah, espresso. Don't say espresso. You say espresso. I didn't say espresso. No, I'm not some gringo. I say correct. All right, more questions. Oh, my God.

This is crazy. Christ almighty. Now we know each other too well. I'm scrolling. I'm scrolling. Yeah, we are missing a meeting right now. What's happening with the meeting? Anything happening?

Um, okay now texting me. I got nervous, but it was about the crossword. It was about a daily crossword. Oh, so he's clearly not, not worried about the meeting either.

There's only so many, like, simple questions, like, I'm looking at, oh, these questions are, like,

very intense. Okay. No questions about family, nothing. But like, like, I was, I have some of those,

but it's like, are they going to know? Like, how was Marty supposed to know that? Like, that's the point of the game is to see if they know. But I know that Tommy,

all of these siblings. All right. How many siblings do you have? Fine. The other person? Yeah. Okay. And you're, wait, so you're answering for me? No, because I just... Oh, yes, you're answering for me.

Because yours is bullshit. No, no. That's how the game goes. That's how the game goes. Oh, true. I didn't think about that. So I'm answering... You're answering how many siblings you actually have. And I'm answering for you.

Okay. All right. Tommy's an only child. Correct. I said one. Yep. Oh! We're all good friends.

Is that the conclusion? We are hanging out after this. Do you know how many I have? Two? Yeah. All right. All right. All right.

All right. Yeah. That was an guess. That is impressive. All right. So now I'm guessing. Okay. Now I'm guessing for Leah.

Marty is guessing for Kelly. Kelly, you're putting your answer. I'm putting my own answer on that. Thank you, this could be taken as like a morbid question, possibly. I love the morbid question. How many grandparents do you have a live? Oh, that is really.

So I'm answering four. It's not hard. Yeah. How every. All right. Yeah. It's tough, but it's not tough. Okay.

All right. I know you have a grandpa left you talk about a lot. And I played odds and thought you had one more. So I said two. Yeah, two grandmas. Wow. That's good. That is good.

RIP my grandmas, but I still got my grandpas. Yeah. There you go. I have one grandma left. It would be easy for me. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, Marty.

All right. Okay, ready? Two. What'd you say? I said, all of them. Oh, no. I only got one set. Wait, what?

It's a crazy guess. What? All four grandparents. Oh, you're holding yours outside down. That's why. Oh. I was like, what? I thought on the whole set, I thought grandma, grandpa was all there.

No, no, I only have grandparents on my dad's side. Oh, that's real nice. So we won. We went. Wow. Seven six. Hey, that was got real. We were good.

Yeah, we were close at the end. All right. I'm proud of us. Love it. I felt like we would win. I thought so, too. Oh, whatever. All right, that wraps it up. Thank you guys. How'd you feel?

Thanks for coming. Very chaotic. I don't know if people are going to enjoy listening to that, but they'll like watching on YouTube. What's more important is that I had fun doing it. Honestly, we had a good time today. And if you didn't, I don't care. Exactly. Perfect. All right, that wraps up today's episode of Chicks in the Office. Make sure you are subscribing everywhere.

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