Chicks in the Office - The Grossest Wedding Stories We’ve Heard

Episode Date: August 30, 2023

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Yeah. It's a little, it sounded a little southern. Blacks and a little. that oh I didn't mean to um somersault summer salt summer salts summer tumble summer salt what did you think it was when you were a kid summer salt summer salt yeah what is it actually somersault somber salt somber salt is it really i'm pretty sure oh guys I'm like not trying to be like oh oh I know umers salt summer salt is that I was Spell with a B? I'm getting some shakes from the group

Like that that's not true. There's no B in there. It is just Somersault. Have you ever heard someone say somersault? I think maybe what I'm referring to is when I was a kid I thought it was somber salt. Oh.

You just heard you're going backwards. No, no. No, no, no, no. Summer salt. I'm wearing your slides today. Cork slides. My toes are out and it feels

crazy to be having toes out in the studio. I will say I, there's only a handful of times that I have worn sandals into the studio and every time it does feel a little weird. Like, whoa, everyone can see my toesies. You like the color? I do. You just got, those match are. Yes, they do.

Nails. I have never worn shoes like this to work. I don't really see you wearing corks slides that often anyway. It's not really, I feel like that's not really your style. They're not. And they're Kate Spade, which is so not my style either. Yeah. I got them in a hurry when I was

Ruba two years ago. I remember. However long that was. I was going to say, I remember. But that's nice. You still get some use out of them. I still use them quite often. I actually do. That's good like on my every day.

But like I'll sing for vacation. They are a cute summer. They're a cute vacation sandal. Thank you. Yeah. I just feel naked right now because I just didn't feel like, you know, putting on socks and like sneakers. So I just was like, I'm just going to go with these.

How's your day going? Not good. I know. I'm not. I'm asking you something that I know the answer to. No, I've been on a big time complaint train. Like, I've been just like the last 24 hours, I feel like I've had a lot to complain about. And for no really, no good reason at all.

This, I feel like my plane, you know, may be worth complaining a little. But, like, I was just, like, in an attitude. I had an attitude last night. And apologies to all the people that were with me. It's really just my family. But I, but I was, it was cleared up quickly. But we just went to dinner. And.

Hair it out, babes. We just went to a place. where every single time we go, it's just, there's just, it's always so crowded. And we wanted to go because the man who is, band is playing at my wedding, was playing. We love him. He's great. So we go, we'll go listen and play, like, have a little little dindin, whatever.

There's just, there was just so many. And this is really where it's just for no good reason. There's just so many kids running around. But I was just like, I am really. not in the mood for this. I'm just not in the mood. To just have like children darting like in between my in between my feet. It was really and it's mean because I normally love children but in that moment just wasn't doing

it for me and it kind of put me in a bad mood. Really? Yeah and it was cold. Oh. The weather was like didn't get one good day. So sorry. Here's my complaint train. Not up to standard. Yeah you know it's sad when you don't get one nice day. I didn't put a bathing suit on one time. I thought that was a damn shame. Oh, my God. The horror.

I know. I know. And then I got on the plane to come back here. And thankfully they did notice because I could be gone right now. That plane could have been going down. Yep. We were literally on, we were like in the process of taking off. Not like full blown, but we were going down the runway.

And then we turned around. and I was It wasn't really paying attention It was listening to music And Renee Rapp's new album So good, I love it And it hit you as soon And once we stopped

When we stopped I looked out the window I was like oh We're back where we started We're like right exactly the same spot And the captain said That as they were pulling out That they got a little alert That said engine two failure

Not good You want to hear on the plane Not good to failure? Failure for the engine. Failure? It's not like the bathroom. No, oh my God. Imagine if we were like on the process of going up. You can still fly with one engine, right?

I don't know. It's like a kidney. I don't think so. I'm not sure. I mean, none of us are pilots. I'm sure that if it happened in the year, they would have made an emergency landing, but I'm pretty sure it's not like you wouldn't just crash all of a sudden. I think that's why there's two. Or maybe three. I don't know how many have. Either way, it wasn't good because they... Anyway, an engine two failed.

And honestly, if they could fly with one engine, would they have turned around? I don't know. It's such a short flight. They might have been like, all right, let's just. No. Clearly it was a problem. Certainly a problem. So we all got off the plane.

And by the time we did that, everyone is a very small airport. It's a great airport. Martha's veneer airport. And everyone was kind of like, oh, well, we'll just go, what does my mom keep calling me for? Oh, yeah. having just one engine operating means you won't have the maximum thrust power for takeoff, but you'd be able to fly and land just fine. But while a plane can fly on one engine,

it is very rare for an engine to go down in the middle of a flight. Yeah, you really need that thrust power. Yeah. Got to take off, you know. So everyone's like, oh, we're going back through security to talk to the Delta guy who was moving at a snail's pace. But the line was very long. Everybody's in line because there was a 3.30 flight, later flight.

That was, people were starting to show up for that one. And those people were pissed because they basically gave us their plane. I bought a flight on a different airline for later tonight. Because I was like, you know what? Just, Mom, come get me. Like, I'll go home for a little bit. And then, yeah, because I couldn't get on the other flight. The 330 flight was, online I was telling me it was sold out.

I gotta get in this one I buy this later flight I literally hit purchase it confirms 30 seconds later a woman gets on the speaker she comes out she's like everybody that was on that delta flight go back through security

go back to the gate the plane that's landing at 230 that's now your plane you're again on that plane and all the people that are on the 330 flight you're now delayed for an unforeseen amount of time. Oh my gosh.

That's some bullshit. Yeah, that is. So literally my plane was the one that had the issue and then they just gave us the other plane and all those other people were like, well, fuck. And then they all left because their flight was delayed for hours then. They were both Delta? Yeah. Okay.

That makes sense. But I bought a flight for a different airline. Yeah, yeah. Literally two seconds before this announcement was made. So now I just have a credit. And I'm sure, you know. I can find some way to really get like that full. I'm sure you'll refund and whatnot.

And yes, exactly. Honestly, sometimes it's nice when you cancel a flight and you don't get the full refund. Because you just know that down the line somewhere at some time, you're going to need to buy a flight on that airline. And when you do, it's practically free. Right, right there. It's right there. Because you're like, oh, you forget about it. You forget about it.

It's like, oh, my God, this is basically a free flight. Yeah. But yes, then we got on the second plane and did not have an issue. And now you're here. And now I'm here. I'm glad you made it. Yes. Safe and sound.

Yes. On a plane that worked perfectly. Where the engine number two was working. Engine two did not fail. Thank God. Which was, you know, little nervy. Yeah. Little nervy.

Of course. I know. I kind of just like brush that off. And then afterwards the people were sitting at the gate, they were like, that sounds like a, a real problem. Right. You never want to hear your engine isn't working. No, that sounds like a real problem.

Normally it's like something really silly. Like the last flight I was on when I was going to Boston, it was like we were a little delayed because the emergency, two of the emergency lights in the walkway on board the plane weren't working. So it was like, okay, you know, God forbid something happens. It's in the middle of the day. We could kind of figure out where the exits are. the exit lights might not be a massively important thing.

Of course, they have to make sure everything works before they take off and all those things. But that didn't worry me as much as engine two failure. Lots of problems on planes lately. Yeah, it does feel like there's been some issues. The door on my plane leaving Putticana wouldn't open. The door wouldn't open? Apparently the flight, it got delayed two hours and apparently it's because the door wouldn't open, and then they got to open, and then when we were, we landed,

we couldn't get off because the door wouldn't open again. Wow. But that's better than the engine, you know what I mean? Yeah. You're just like, if worse comes to worse, we're just going to smash this thing down and get out of here. You would rather the door not open than the door not close. Uh. Yeah.

I mean, you just wouldn't take off if the door couldn't close. Hmm. Which is, I think, what happened originally why the plane was delayed. Yeah. I mean, granted, if the door, you would never make it into the air if the door couldn't close. But if you were in the air and the door couldn't open, that would also be kind of scary. I have a morbid question. Oh, come on.

If you thought, like, oh, this plane's going down, would you, like, do, is there a song that you would put on? Like, last song? No. I definitely would. A song to go out to? No. Like a song to go out to. I would, like, text people.

I would frantically be texting texts. You have no Wi-Fi. Like, like, on the phone, you have no Wi-Fi. But I would send them anyway. But you send them as a text message and hope that at some point they send off your phone. Right. Oh, I would go for one of the downloaded songs, I guess. I would go for something I've downloaded. They're on a podcast.

Yeah, you know, I would do In the Air by Phil Collins. Something in the air tonight. It would be, like, really dramatic. I can feel. You time it out where the drums, right when the drums are, right? Like, I feel like that, like, whenever I'm feeling really, like, I'm really want to zone out. Yeah, that's the one you listen to. I love it.

You know what my go-to song for when I'm hung over or sick is? I play on repeat, Waterfalls by TLC. Don't go. Yeah. Good one. Soothing. Or I play It's Over by the Cheetah Girls. Cheetah Girls number two.

It's over. Yeah. And I feel so. So alone. That would be a sad one to go. It would. I've been a little like delulu today. I felt a little delulu the whole week.

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Yeah. Oh. It's awesome. It's phenomenal. There are so many snacks in the snack closet upstairs. I don't go up often when I really need a snack like before. Do people just visit the snack closet? Is that a thing?

It is. It is. No, because they don't put all the snacks from the snack closet in the kitchen. Yeah. There's so many better snacks in the snack closet than there are. the kitchen down here. I'm not quite your friend. But I had a really awkward interaction

in the snack closet before with a man I've never seen before. A third floor guy? Yeah, it was like, the snack closet is small and you don't want to be like in there it's a one person snack closet. And he was in the snack closet and I opened the door and he was like, come in?

And I was like, come in? And I was like this is back and forth. Oh, you walked in on something in. I walked in. It felt like I walked in on a personal moment and I shut the door and he was like, you can come in and I was like, no, I'll wait. It was like a little back and forth and I waited until he got out to go into the snack closet

Because to me, the snack closet is a one-person room. And it's like an intimate moment with you in the snacks where you're really going to feel out which snacks you want in that moment. You know? And if somebody else is in there, there's a pressure of like, oh, my God, they're going to see what kind of snacks I'm grabbing right now. Whereas, like, you want to be alone in that snout closet.

Feeling out what snacks you want. What did, uh, what you grab? I got a granola bar. I got, um, trail mix. I got flaming not Cheetos with lemon. I thought it was just. Limon. I thought it was just flaming hot cheetos.

Surprise with a little. on and a fruit bar and I ate it all. How should carry that all out? I don't know. I was like fumbling out of my hands. But I didn't eat all day today because I was like so confused about our time. I know. Same.

I haven't eaten anything because I was like doing other stuff and my timing was all off. And then I got here and I was like, oh my God, I need to hit the snack closet in a personal moment and came out with all that stuff and I ate it so fast. Can I save space confession? I've never had a flaming hot chita. Really? They're good. Never tried it. I'm not shocked by that.

My first time. I'm just kind of getting into the like spicy or food game. Like I just started putting hot sauce on my eggs like in the last couple of years. I love spicy food. Growing up I was so anti anything spicy. Anything past mild wings like no can do. And I'm just starting to gradually build that up a little bit. I'll tell you something. Flaming Hot Cheetos are fantastic.

But I had them for the first time. Are they really hot? Yes. But I'll say this. I had them for the first time about three years ago. And after my first time having them, I went to the bathroom. I forgot that I had the flaming hot Cheetos. And after I went to the bathroom, I thought I was like, bleeding a lot.

And then I realized that it was just a flaming hot. Gross. So for like three years, I haven't had them. And I had them. I feel like that shouldn't have, like, an immediate effect. no I shouldn't but I was like oh fuck maybe I shouldn't have these and then a couple didn't someone die from flaming hot chitos or was that the little sand someone remember like like was rushed to the hospital from flaming hot chitos I think maybe it was a little sand wasn't I think he like had too many flaming hot chitos

yeah but I had some a couple weeks ago to test the waters again because I didn't it wasn't just one time where it happened like I ended up having it another like the next day and the same thing happened and I was like this is not good I have to stop and I had him a couple weeks ago it didn't happen so I think I'm in the clear so I had another back today. They're really spicy, now. I'm not sure you would like them. They're like really hot.

That's why I don't think I would really enjoy them. No, I don't think so either. So I've never given one a try, which is... Pop one in. Maybe I'll try one eventually. I'll definitely try one eventually, but... Pop one in.

I just kind of stay away from spicier stuff. Anything that I can't control the heat of, you know? Like when you can pour hot sauce on your own stuff, stuff. Yeah. You can control how much you put on yourself to a tolerable level. But when something is like just covered in it, uh-uh, can't do it. No can do it for Mama.

No. No. I don't think I would do well in hot ones. Yeah, probably not. Anyways. So I got a DM before we get into topics. I got a DM because I told that breast that. Yeah, so you got a lot of DMs about that story.

A nipple-sucking story on Monday. I talked about that. And I received a DM about something so gross. I'll read it. There's one that really knocked me up my socks. I can't believe you're going to tell it again. Why? Because it made me very uncomfy.

Okay. I'll read it. You can close your ears. Yeah. And if anybody else wants to close your ears. But I kind of think it's crazy but hilarious. Somebody said, how about a wedding

one of my best friends was at there was some chick there who had a baby recently anyway later on in the night when everyone was drunk she whipped at her tit and starts breastfeeding people and the groom sucked on her tit for breast milk what the hell is wrong with people let me tell you something

the groom got a little milk if my brand new husband was sucking on a guest nipple on the night of our wedding. I'm calling my lawyer the next morning. We're getting this shit annulled. Yeah.

They should have a 24-hour span in which the wedding counts or not counts. Let's see how the wedding night goes. And then you can maybe give me a get out of jail free card. And if the morning comes around, I say, actually, you know what? I take that back. Right. If just so happens, your husband sucks on a guest's a nipple for some breast milk

in the middle of the reception. It's one thing if people try breast milk. Skip the cake. That's something that I feel like people joke about and talk about. It's like, oh, have you ever tried breast milk before? Have you? The way you're saying this so casually.

No, no, I never have, but I just know, like, I've seen that conversation with new parents where they joke like, oh, like, you tried breast milk, like, whatever. As a joke or like, it tastes good? No, as a joke. Or not even a joke, but just to see what it tastes like. curiosity killed the cat, you know, just to see what it tastes like. I can see that. I can see that.

Not, you're not chugging it. You're not drinking every morning. No, I'm just like, just this taste. And it's coming out of the bot, like, out of like a bottle or like a cup or something. Haven't everybody latch on? No. And like full, like, no, let me ask you this. A gorgeous woman at the reception breaks out her titty. And she's, I noticed his face that he just made. And you're first in line. She's like, you want a little bit? No, no, you're just a guest at the wedding.

And she's gorgeous. And she's a gorgeous woman. It's Margo Robbie. Margo Robbie. Is she married? Like, does she have her husband there? No, no. She's not married. She just had a kid.

She's a single mom. And she whips out her nipple. And she's like, everybody get in line. Conga from a nipple. And there's a lot of people in line going to do it. If there's a lot of people in line, no. If it's just like. No, no, if you're the first one, though.

What if you're the first one? No, if she's like, I want you, like, just me, sure. But not, like, I'm not trying to, like, just be part of, like, everyone doing it. You want to feel special. I want to feel special. Yeah. So if you were hooking up with a woman and. Also, is that it?

Like, I, like, just drink some milk. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. Then no.

You get a little milk and you go to sleep. That's it. If it doesn't lead to anything with her, like, why? I also would like to know more details about this specific wedding guest. Like, is she married? Like, why was she, does she have a boyfriend or life partner? Where's her child? Like, clearly she has a child.

So like. What if the kid's like, no, my turn. What's her story? What's the whole story? This is so fucked up. Where, why is, yeah, no. This is so fucked up. But it's especially fucked up if the groom partakes.

Yeah, no. that's a that's a Oh honey your bestie just offered me some breast milk You mind? Wash it down Wash the cake down Mom's can't Can moms drink No it don't start asking these kinds of questions

No I'm talking about drink alcohol No I know but I don't know the answer And I know where you're headed with this After they like when you're breastfeeding Are you let to it? You have to pump So it's like you can drink But you can't like immediately

Give that breast milk to your kid You have to test it There's test strips So like then you have to pump it And you test it to make sure that the alcohol is out of your system. I think there's a lot that goes into this, and so I don't want to give wrong answers.

But I do know that this, whatever this story is, is wrong. Wrong. Both stories super wrong. Whatever is happening here. How do you stay with your husband? That's a wild story. But also, the story that you told on Monday that got everybody going to, so many people sent us like a New York Post article of,

a podcast talking about that story. And it was from like the beginning of this year. And one of the women was like, oh, I heard this from a makeup artist who said she had heard this story. Like even her telling the story felt like it was a passed down story. So it's like there's, we haven't found anyone that's been able to say like I was at that way. Right.

I mean, Sarah said it. She was like, billion people in the world, this had to have happened at least one time. Right. And I've heard many stories about women who have breast milk and hook up with people and they, like, spray the breast milk. I've heard that a couple times. Specifically a groom getting breast milk from a guess.

I've never heard of that. That seems a little too far-fetched to fun for me. They can make like white Russians at the... Oh, my God. Jesus. Oh, people are going to stop listening to us of how discussing these past two episodes have been. I'm so sorry.

It's getting gross. It's been getting gross. And I also feel like we have to respect the woman out there that are, you know, actually breastfeeding. And it's a beautiful thing. And here we are talking about people abusing their breastfeeding power. Hey, it is. It's their decision who gets.

That is true. Yeah, as well, I guess. All right. Just not something we personally would do, you know? No. That's okay. No. Yep.

All right, let's get into the topics. Let's do it. Let's move on. Yep. Let's move on. All right. We're going to be talking about Hannah Brown. She is engaged.

Congratulations to her. Zendaya talks about her dream role. She wants to play a villain type. The idol was canceled after one season. Arena and Bradley Cooper seem to be on vacation together. Touchy photos, paparazzi. And speaking of touchy, Kanye West, getting that... Look.

We have avoided talking about him for so long. Like there's still so many headlines about him. And I really do feel like we have avoided talking about him for so long. But these pictures were just what's happening. Yeah. Kanye West. Pans down in Venice. Pans down on a boat.

It seems like he's... That's a hell of a way to take the romance out of your trip to Venice. Right. Just give me that sloppy top, babe. What is wrong with you? Get it together. You get disgusting recently. Clean it up.

I feel like only today. Or maybe yesterday too. It's just more like I'm so disgusted by the things coming out of my mouth that sometimes you can't help but say like, oh my God, I've never like, whoa. That just came out of my mouth and I'm disgusted by it, you know? Never have I ever been like, oh, that sloppy top. Oh my God. What am I a guy? No.

All right. Yuck. Shame on me. Shame on me. All right. Let's get into the topics. I have to pee first, though. Oh, okay.

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No. I, like, thought about it, and I was like, whoa. You said some gross things on there. The show goes on, I guess. Show goes on. I'm going to keep all that in. Yeah, you leave us no choice. I apologize for my actions.

How about that? I apologize you accepted. You don't need to apologize. Cool. That was like the longest P ever. You know what it is, I think? I mean, we don't have to keep this in, but I think because I spent all weekend with my high school friends and like I've like

reverted. You just reverted back to be like 15. Yeah. Fair, that happens. I will give you a pass on that one. That's a real thing. Right. And like we talked about all these things that we did in high school and all like the other

people on the trip were like, you guys did those things in high school, like, that's not okay. And we were like, oh, you know, you like revert back for a second. Yes. Okay. Let's get into the topics. Boom, boom, boom. Let's start off. Hannah Brown is engaged.

Congratulations. Super exciting. Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful ring. Beautiful ring concierge. I wonder if you got a little hook up. It's a beautiful ring concierge ring.

There were a lot of tags. Yeah, the ring concierge post, you know. Which, hey, if you got that vision of the perfect ring and they can execute for you, do it. Beautiful. I love the message behind it, the three stones. It was very sweet. I feel like people were kind of maybe not like waiting for this to happen, but they've been together for a while. And I also love the Hannah's Hannah wrote her caption like, shit, what did she say?

It was nice. Love, like love on our own terms, something like that. Something forever. Something. Good Lord. So beautiful, I can't remember. It was so nice. I can't remember what the hell it was.

Oh. People have shot us off by now, though. I know that. God, I could not have been more off. She said, I love our steady love. Steady love. I thought that was beautiful. Steady love.

It wasn't in there. Steady love. I just thought that was like, you know, steady, good pace. Love our steady love. Yeah, that's a good. That was really nice. Yeah. I also think love should be steady.

It should be steady. And it should be something you feel comfortable with. Yeah. And it should be something that, because I feel like, and it really depends how you grew up or whatever. But I think like younger me would have been like, oh, like it has to be like an up-down roller coaster of like fighting this, making up, whatever.

But it's really nice when you're just like, when it's not that. Steady. Just steady love. when it's just, like she said, steady love. Yeah, it looked like a beautiful proposal, nothing like two over the top. Why is not laughing at me over there? Because he just ignore him. And his yellow-ass hair.

Apparently my hair is just insanely yellow. I didn't know. It's just getting a little brassy over there, you know? Should use that purple shampoo. You said it looks like craft mac and cheese? I did when you were in here. I don't miss hair with my crat macon cheese. I was kidding.

I was honestly. Grave mac and cheese honestly is more of an orange Yeah, it's like a yellowy orange depending on how much cheese and milky use. Put so much purple shnapoo

in my hair when I go home and we'll see what happens. I honestly was just bored and I was like how long can I sit here and tell Noah's hair looks like other things in this room?

Yeah. So I apologize. I'm like out of control today. I can't shut up. You know? I had like a huge coffee before I got in and now I can't even stay on topic

and I'm just trying to congratulate Hannah Brown. I know. That's really all we have to say and it's very, very, Very nice. Very happy for her. Me too.

It was beautiful. And I feel like she's just in a great spot. You know, it's not Bachelor-related. She's doing her own thing. Do they live in Nashville now? I'm not sure. Remember they were like talking about making that move? Yeah.

Because they were in L.A. That they were going somewhere else. I can't remember. Yeah. I think it might be Nashville. I can't remember. I think it might be as well. But yeah.

She's got her own pod now also doing her own thing. very nice and I saw she's going to talk about the full engagement so I loved to hear about that and once again her ring is beautiful and I and what you said about the three stone I was interested in reading about that because I I do like a three stone ring I wouldn't like prefer it but I love when other people have it but I didn't understand the messaging behind it until this time around where I read it and I was like that's really sweet um moving on Zendaya talked about wanting to be a villain she wants to play a villain she thinks that she's always playing the good guy and she wants to play the bad guy.

And now our... She just really want to play... Like, it's got to be a really bad guy. Right, because our caption on Chicks in the Office, which I think Jordan made, who's doing our social, was Rue... Is Rue a good guy? Right.

And I'm just not sure Rue is a good guy. I think Rue has a good heart. Over for debate. It's open for debate. I think Rue has a good heart and means well. But I would not say she is a good character. Yeah. Like a good...

Not goody-two-shoes. Yes. Like, she's flawed. and a good character has to be flawed to be a good character There's layers in depth But I'm also using good in two different ways Like a good character is like a likable character

And not like a good character An interesting character Yes Rue is a very interesting character With a lot of layers And you know she means well But has a lot of Bad character, villain character

To me is like No coming back Like people hate this person Hate the character Right, well so I was going to say like Nate is a bad person, but people love him. Yeah, but I would consider him a villain. He's a villain. Yeah.

He's for sure a villain. Yeah. Sometimes people love a villain. The Joker. Yeah. The Joker. Yeah. He is a villain.

And he's a villain. I wonder. Because I do think people, yeah, anti-hero. I do think people like, you hear the word villain in a movie, like you immediately go superhero movie kind of thing. which I feel like probably wouldn't be what she would do. She said no. She said like not necessarily superhero. Yeah, yeah.

I think she just means like a character that does bad things. Yeah. And you are almost disgusted by what they do. She doesn't seem. I don't know. I don't really know the premise of the movie too much. But I've seen it a couple times now. Like the trailer for the tennis movie that she's in.

Mm-hmm. Doesn't seem like she's necessarily like a goody two shoes in that movie. You know? But she must want to go real bad. Real bad girl. Real bad girl. And I would be willing to watch that. She could play whatever character she wants.

She's a phenomenal actress. She really could do whatever. The idol was canceled after season one. It was. We saw that coming. Never watched a single minute. Now I certainly won't do it now. It's unfortunate that you never watched even a minute of it.

I know. Just so you know how bad it was. I know. And now maybe one day. Do the line, Ria. And his voice. What was the line again? I don't know.

Open up that fucking pussy or something like that. See, like I am calling out of my skin and myself today. Yeah. You know? I feel like I just... How many episodes did they end up doing? Six. Six?

Yeah. And that was it. And now that it's over, people are... No, I love this show. It's like, where were you when people were talking about getting to cancel? I think Lily Rose Depp deserves better than this, you know? I hope whatever her next project is, does better and or is more critically accepted.

This show had so much potential to be a great show. You know what I really want to know, and I was talking about this this weekend also, I would love to know what the original version was like. Because they had like a whole original version, and then they scrapped it, and then they made this. And I would love to know really more about what that original version was, because I bet it was good.

I saw a post from a mother, like months ago, where her kid was in the original version. And she posted pictures. That was with a female showmaker. She posted pictures of her kid with Lily Rose Depp, explained her role. And in the caption, wrote about the original and like how it was so different than this. And so I would be interested, too. I think probably would have been a lot better. I think it took a turn for the worst.

And unfortunately, canceled. So that's done with. Cancel shows It's really only It's been nothing but bad news For people who are wanting new TV To come back, you know I was going to be a long time

It is I remembered last night that Tell Me Lies season two Like we're not going to get till forever now Because I haven't filmed it Summer I turn pretty season three It's going to be forever It's just going to be a lot of podcasts For people to listen to

I know It's just sad because I like now I wish that they just did it a Netflix style where like kissing booth and Film everything at once I think they did it for to all the boys also Where they just filmed like second and third movies Like back to back at the same time

I wish they just it's obviously different with movies It's a less of a commitment I think than a full-blown season Of a television show But I'm afraid those boys are going to start to look a little too old Way too long I saw on Twitter Age out of their characters

I saw on Twitter they're using an AID aging thing for the Stranger Things kids Wow I don't know how true that is I mean I guess it makes sense right They can just like The season is supposed to pick up Relatively Close in time to the last season

But in reality they're just like They've all aged like five years. They're super grown up. I mean, Millie Bobby Brown's engaged. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're going to be like tall with baby faces. I don't know. I just saw that on Twitter.

Hey, this, the, the science we have with that now, or the science, like the tech we have with that now is pretty impressive. Because there's been, they did that with Harrison Ford. It didn't, it looked pretty legit. Did you ever see that Martin's Gorsese movie, The Irishman, where they did that with them? And it just felt so weird. Yeah, that, I don't know. sometimes it works sometimes it doesn't um what's the what's the show oh oh oh oh oh um oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh we're like this is the best podcast ever katherine higel and katherine higel and

firefly lane there you go who came to me who took me a second but it came to me firefly lane they used it too like the aging I didn't know that. It's because I stopped watching the second season. So they did that as well. They have it. They probably will have to use it. At this rate, they'll probably have to use it on the R&A Grande for Wicked.

On many shows in movies. By the time Wicked comes out or the, but it'll actually be very funny because it's like Wicked part one and part two and part one and part two. Like the part two thing it looked totally different. Movies going to come out eight years later. Everything's going to look different. Everything. End it.

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on here because they do co-parent and apparently they have a great co-parenting relationship but now they're looking a little touchy and friendly and everyone's like are they back together did arena with Tom Brady spike up the interest again for Bradley in arena? Is that a pun? No it wasn't. Spike. It wasn't.

Isn't Spike like a volleyball term? Maybe you guys also spike a football. Grong style, you know. Boom! Yeah. Um... I swear. This is my least favorite episode we've ever done. And I want everyone to know that. I want everyone to know when they're listening.

Boom. Booyah. I want everyone to know this. My least favorite episode. And that's the Reis Spike. Because I can like feel how hyper I am and it's not translating to the podcast. You know what I mean? Like I feel like if I was out right now and if I was interacting with the world right now, I'd be at the top of my game. Like they'd be like that's the most fun girl out there. Right. But listening to me... You need some actual social.

Listening to me on a podcast, it's like, oh my God, shut this girl up. Shut her up already. Feed her some milk. Get her to sleep. Yeah. You know? So I said it yet.

I couldn't even audibly react to that one. I just gave her a face, the eyebrows, you know. She, you know, Dumae has always posted that I, that like those, these two have had a co-parenting. with benefits vibe over the years. And this trip looks like there may be some benefits happening. Not let them necessarily

back together because I remember like Dumas would always post her. He was like, do not back together? But like they, you know, maybe they hook up from time to time, like whatever it is, what it is. But first she was posing these beautiful pictures, topless photos. Looks stunning. And she wrote like pictures taken by

LB is what it said and everyone was like with XLB. But then she posted. on our story, this picture of Bradley on the beach. It's a beautiful photo. Lounging. Like, oh. Literally like paint me like one of your French girls

vibes. And then there's pictures of them in Venice. He kind of has like our arm around her. They are on a trip with their daughter. Maybe it's like, let's take our daughter to see the world and while we're there, we'll hook up. It just seems like maybe they

have this old co-parenting thing figured it out and it's just... Clearly they are attracted to each other. Being super hot people that are attracted to each other. Yeah, I've seen some articles that are like Tom Brut's going on with Tom Brady or like Tom's

fine with it, he doesn't care like whatever and her and Tom are still seeing each other. I don't know. But I have a feeling that these two just have some kind of arrangement that works for them. But I do think I agree that it could be potentially confusing for their child.

Not my place to step in though. No, I, yeah. No, it is. I for one though Love Bradley Cooper As do I I love Bradley Cooper Yeah

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Steered me wrong I feel like No He's a great actor He seems to be a good guy He's got a great hat on his shoulders what is there not to like about

he's got great chemistry with Jennifer Lawrence in movies yes what is there loves the eagles what is there not to like about brother funny guy have you seen that clip with him and jimmy fowling have you ever seen that um old there was like that actor's show where they would have famous actors come on and there'd be like a

class of aspiring actors and he was not famous i think it was Robert de Niro and he like asked him a question and it always goes viral because now he's famous but he just seems like such a He just loves acting. I have to look into that.

See, just feel like he is an actor. Good guy. Yep. Great dad. Yep. Good copay. I agree. And maybe they were just getting a little handsy on their vacation.

I love Bradley Cooper. Like really? Like Bradley Cooper at top of the list. Yeah. Of actors. He is up there for sure. And not like just just in like an irrespectable manner. And in enjoyability.

Is that a word? Directing now too. And like in just like. If a new movie he's in or do him working on, you're like, I want to see that movie. I will watch anything Bradley Cooper is in. What's your favorite role? Silver Lion's Playbook is my favorite.

Yeah, I mean. Wedding Crash. Wedding Crashers is hilarious. It is a good one. You know, The Hangover. Why not? Yeah. The Hangover is also a great one.

He is great one you would like to throw out. I mean, artsy, no. I watched Bert. I talked about that. American Sniper is like his art. Oh, American Cyprus is great in that Listen, Bradley Cooper By the way, burnt terrible reviews

Awful reviews It's a good movie though People really hated that movie I didn't realize But you know when your TV's listening to you Or like something's happening I don't know what I've got one of those Google TVs now

So it's like It gives me suggestions When I open the home screen And my first After you talked about watching burnt First suggestion on my TV was burnt And they do little scores They got the Ron Tomato score on it

When I saw the Ron Tomatoes score I was like oh shit Bad reviews Yeah it does not have good reviews. But you gave it like a, I feel like you gave it like a seat. I enjoyed it, I liked it.

I mean, you know, not the best movie I ever seen, but like I said, Bradley Cooper fan club. Right, it wasn't like a 26. Guardians of the Galaxy. I've never seen that. I've never really watched it either. Yeah, I mean, I mean, right.

His voice. Yeah. I'm bringing up Bradley Cooper's IMDB page. Damn, sluts. That's her wedding crushers. Yeah. I feel like I'm, I feel like I'm missing.

Oh, a star is born. Guy. Hello. A star is worn We're not even going to talk about that? No, I still think Silver Lines's playbook is my number one.

That was a movie I purchased on iTunes. He had a great cameo in Ward Dogs. Did you guys see Ward Dogs? Yes. Yes. War Dog. Oh, Limitless?

I love that movie too. Have you guys seen Limitless? Or you take a pill. I don't think I've seen Limitless. Whoa, American Hustle. Yeah. Valentine's Day, he's good and that. The Place Beyond the Pines.

He's good. He's the best actor of our generation. He just not that. you? Oh yeah. Because I actually want to see what? Yes, man. Failure to launch. You know what's really funny. Have you ever looked at the movie? You want to know what the movies that I have purchased in my iTunes through the years?

Let's hear them. Oh, Lickers pizza he's good in too. I didn't see that. Beauty and the Beast. Okay, you did love that. Cinderella. Okay. The Duff. The Duff is a great movie. Justin Bieber's Believe. Worth it. Directed by John Chu. So worth it. I don't know when I bought this one.

Turbo? The snail movie with the snail? I don't even remember watching this. You must have been really interested. I don't think I have my like. Ryan Reynolds. This is the end. Silver Linings Playbook.

And Chasing Liberty. Those are the movies I have on my purchased iTunes. I would say those are all good. Right? all of mine is just the tournament of champions those are all your TV shows because I had to get a new

It's not like from when I was a kid I had to get a new one Yeah you had to get a new one Yeah which is unfortunate Because I think I had like a couple of episodes I've got you know in my recently purchase show I mean it's funny because it's recently purchased But this goes back a long time

I've got episodes of Hannah Montana Episodes of Mary to Jonas Liz and Dick, which was a Lindsay Lohan, the Lindsay Lohan, Elizabeth Taylor movie. I don't remember that. It was a Lifetime original movie. Some episodes of Courtney and Chloe take Miami. Some episodes of Awkward.

The William and Kate Lifetime movie, which I have watched many times. That does not surprise me. I love this. This is my all-time favorite lifetime movie. You do. You know what I'm my favorite Lifetime movie? From Grace Anatomy.

She's so good. My favorite lifetime movie is that movie with Bella Thorne where she plays like a heroin addict. Oh, I don't know that one. I got Halloween Town on here. Are you the One? Scream Queens. Melissa and Joey. Did you ever watch Melissa and Joey?

Perfect high. Young and hungry. Biggie. Such a good show that they took up Netflix. A lot of free-form sitcoms I got on here. Young and Hungry was so good. I love Young and Hungary. The fact that they never finished Young and Hungry.

I know. And they took it off Netflix. We did get robbed of the ending that we wanted. for young and hungry. Excuse me, where is the third season, right? Because I think they only did two seasons. No, no, three seasons. They did three seasons.

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It's hard not to. It is. Kanye West was seen on a boat with his bare-ass wife. Wife? In air quotes? Yeah, wife. Question mark.

It's always wife in the headline. So we'll say, Right. She's, he calls, I think they are, I think it's his wife. And it seemed like he was receiving some oral satisfaction from her. Something was going on, whether it was oral or, or, or, or. Sloppy towel brain or handy. Something.

I don't know. There's pictures where, there's pictures where it looks like he just has his bare ass out. Because you can clearly see, what's her name, Bree? Bianca. Bianca. Oh, what is it? Why don't I get brief from? I just shortened it.

I saw the first and last letter and went, or not even first and last, just picked two letters that stuck out to me. There's pictures where Bianca's like not next to him on the boat and he's still sitting there and you can just see his bare cheeks. On the edge of this boat.

Who gives you the right? Truly, Venice, those waterways are busy. There are boats all over the place. There's boats all around him. You can see that. like have some self-respects yeah have some cooth um here's that i have a couple of notes in my head one we were i don't think any of us were expecting to see conya was bare ass today when we woke up um two i did have the same thought about how like all right you're in the middle of you know venice

you got a captain on the boat here's the thing i think you know people like to like play around in places sometimes you get a little hot and heavy i feel like when you're or Kanye West, though, you should maybe realize that people are probably going to take photographs of you if you do do that in a public place. My other thought is, Kanye, as this devout Christian man who is, oh, my kids can't be on TikTok, no more cursing in my songs, this, that, whatever. But here he is, just getting blowjobs in the middle of Venice where everybody could see. Allegedly, allegedly.

Allegedly. Sorry, I don't know for sure. but like does that make any sense to you? The page six article starts with when the moon hits your eyes. But like no I completely understand. Okay now it's like of course religious people have sex.

No I can understand. You are somebody who like When he would go on rants about his kids. Yes. And what his kids were exposed to. And what they're seeing and what Kim's dressing like and all this stuff. And it's like oh but you're just going to do this

in the middle of where everyone can see you. Like I don't know if I'm wording that correctly but I just feel like as somebody who was like so preaching about his kids shielding their eyes to stuff like this, for you to just do this and out in the open is a little crazy. It's a little hypocritical to me. Yep. You know? If he never opened up his mouth about any of that stuff, it's like, oh, okay, there's gone.

You ain't doing his thing. I feel like he had his ass out and something else recently too, that it was like, what? No, I think he's just been barefoot a lot. No, no. There was something specifically with his ass out, his butt. I don't know. It's like here. I just feel like if it wasn't Kanye,

I wouldn't be so like, oh my gosh, put it away, you know? Like if two people were caught and they were just like getting hot and heavy, I'm like, why do you? But like when I see like Connie's bare ass

and he's like yelling at Kim Kardashian, I'm like, if it was Harry Stiles, you'd be like, oh, legend. Right, I guess double standard, right? If Harry Styles and some of us... I don't think I would have that reaction. I don't know if I would be like,

legend but I'd be like hey that would not be my reaction. I would just be like they're feeling hot and heavy. They don't want to get after it. You do you but maybe have some public decency. My reaction would be behind closed doors please. Like human decency. There's kids around. You're just yeah it's just like you're

in such a public setting. Extremely public and there's another person. There's a captain on the boat you can see like it's just Oh there's a captain on the boat. There's somebody else on the boat. Like who's driving the boat? So true. So true. So disrespectful, actually. Also, like, if that's my nice wooden boat,

like, don't put your bare-ass cheeks on my beautiful boat. Right. It is actually insanely disrespectful to just be like, all right. All right, Captain, you mind if we just do this back there? By the way, even if there was no sexual moment happening there, it's still like, hey, put your pants on. I know, bare cheeks. Like, pull your pants up on the back of this beautiful boat in Venice.

Nothing else could have been happening. He truly could have just been, had his pants down. Pull your fucking pants up. Right. It's like, why are you doing that here? You know, your mind goes, why? Yeah. You know, you're probably staying in a beautiful hotel room.

Yep. No, thank you. Very hypocritical of Kanye, in my opinion. No, thank you. Like I said, we've avoided talking about Kanye for a long time. We have to talk about this. We've really tried to avoid him talking about him at all costs at this point. This was ridiculous.

Yeah, it just, because then you think like Kim, right? She's like, oh, this man's getting mad at me about this stuff, but here he is, like, with his bare ass cheeks showing the entire world. Not okay. No. Nope. Nope. Nope, nope, nope.

Big no. Now, what if Nick Jonas was doing this? No. No. It's just a question. It's just a question. No, I just stand by. Nobody should be doing this.

I don't think. I do like in such a public setting I do agree with that. Nobody should have their pants down in public in that way. In that way, right? Like on a beautiful boat ride where tourists are wandering on the city looking at the boats and then all of a sudden you just see that happening. It's like that doesn't need to be happening right there. Just don't need to have your bare ass cheeks out.

It's like control yourself. Have some self-control. Just have your, keep your pants on. Right. Is that so hard? Is that so hard? Is that so much ass? Is that too much to just keep your pants on?

In this day and age, it seems like it's a lot to ask. That's all. But I do agree with you. That's it. And I don't care if it's some fashion statement or whatever. If it's a fashion statement, then a big no. I know. Well, you never know with him.

I don't think it looks good on anyone. No. Just seeing your ass crack. Oh, God. My least favorite thing in the world is seeing people's ass cracks. Yeah. Like, oh, when people... I always look away.

Oh, my God. When people bend down and their ass cracks are out, there's nothing more embarrassing to me. how do you not feel it? Oh God, that's the biggest, like, if we're talking icks? Yeah. Oh, oh my God. An ass crack? Yeah.

as simple as just keeping your pants on. It's not even the like past the pants thing. It's just like people in everyday life. If you bend over and your ass cracks out. Sometimes I do feel like people don't know. How don't you know? And that's when I feel bad. I think if you're about to bend down, pick up your pants a little bit before you bend down. I don't know. I don't know. How do you not know? I don't know. I just, just from seeing, witnessing it in real life, you know, and the person always seems like they don't know that it's happening. But your underwear should never be under that. Like, you know what I'm saying?

Like, why is that so loose that's coming out? Have more self-awareness. That's what I'm saying. Maybe they're not wearing underwear. It's even worse. If you're about to bend down, just do a little pick up before you go down. That is my request to the world. I hate a buck crack

Don't you fucking dare have a buck crack I like you know I don't hate all butt cracks But I hate when they're out when they're not supposed to be fair You know Fair Fair Sue me Sue me

I don't like a butt crack like that I want to be clear That's it for Yeah I just want to be clear though like when I was saying that um like oh you know if that's what people are into like whatever like about the people in the like doing stuff on the boat whatever like i don't mean that like in that setting you know what i'm saying like totally public like that yeah you know like that's crazy if you're like out in the middle of the ocean and yeah right like i'm talking about get it on not where everyone can see you then yes

oh you don't do your thing no no judgy yeah you know yep but like you said in a place like this No. In a beautiful ancient city like that. The disrespect. Yeah. The whole city is just disrespect to the entire city of events. With your fucking butt crack. Oh, God.

Put your butt cracks away, people. See you guys on Friday. See you. Great episode today. Woo! So we're talking about that is why we became chicks in the office. Yep. Successful brand.

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Love you guys. So much. Take care of yourself out there. And don't show your butt cracks. Make sure you pick up your pants before you bend down. That's my PSA. Thank you. No butt cracks in the open. Keep those pants up. Only behind closed doors show your buck cracks. All right, goodbye.