Chicks in the Office - Two Time PCAs Losers + LA Week Recap

Episode Date: December 8, 2021

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Hey, Chicks in the Office listeners. You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. What's up, everyone? It's Chicks in the Office with Rian Fran, giving you the Friday Energy on a Wednesday. And Friday Energy, it is indeed presented by DatChat. We love you, Dat Chat. We saw all the people in the Dat Chat group commenting about the People's Choice Awards tonight.

It's awesome to see on Datchat. dot com slash parcel you can find more info sign up it's the new social networking app that you can really be free to say whatever you want like if you disagree with the fact that the people's choice awards did not let noah ives into the show then you can hop on dad chat and let everybody know that you feel that way and that's a great way to segue into the fact that we were at the people's choice awards tonight let's just dive into it like i don't even know where to begin maybe with the fact that starting off the night noah wasn't able to get into the show No, no bat.

First of all, if you listen to Wednesdays and you think you're getting a boucheral recap, not today, we're not doing it. No mental, I'll recap. It's all about us. People's Choice Awards. The Mentala was actually pretty good, Noah, so you guys didn't watch,

but it was pretty good. I did enjoy it. But it was the People's Choice Awards, and we are officially two-time losers. Yeah, we're big-time losers. Which, you know what? We can just, maybe we'll be three-time losers.

You never know. going for records. You know how Ellen... Ellen has 25 people's choice awards. She's got 25 wins. You can be like, you know what? We have 25 losses. Yeah, that's a big thing going for us. That would actually be a pretty good goal.

That's not going to lie. Let's just be the anti-Ellen. We don't want to win the same award as Ellen anyway. Yeah. Well, you caught us right after the people's choices. So the people's choices. You caught us right after the people's choice award. So it's a good time.

We were not chosen. And Noah was especially not chosen. No, it was especially not. Let's just get out in front of it. Emma Chamberlain one pop podcast. I'm a big Emmer Chamberlain fan. This is a thing.

She could not be unlikable if she tried. No, she's great. I'm a big fan of her. She's so cool. And she doesn't give a fuck. She doesn't care about this at all. And she went, like the video she submitted

being like, thanks guys. And it was so funny because she hates awards. So award shows also in the video, she's like, yeah, just don't tell, like nobody tell them to listen to the episode where I talk about how much I don't like award shows. Right. That's how awesome. that's how awesome it is that she can still plot a win.

Meanwhile, we're literally begging for this. We're begging for it. That's okay. That's okay. We're so thirsty for the people's choice. But I'm a big Emma Chamberlain fan. So I'm actually happy that we lost to her because.

Yep. I respect her so much. I watched all her videos. I listen to her podcast. Her podcast has some great advice. I'm not going to lie. I love it. We should have known.

We should have known. We got bamboozled. We, you know, fool me once. Fool me twice. Shame on us. We, we,

knew. We knew beforehand, because from talking other people, we knew that if we knew we were going to win, we would have known before the show even started. And for some reason, we still kept our hopes up that there was a chance. And it just, everybody knows beforehand. If you win, you're told your manager knows someone would have been notified and we would have known that we had won. And we should have known better to think that like, well, because we were invited. And then it was just Sean Johnson and her husband, who were the only ones there from our categories, we were like, oh my God, maybe it's between us. And then we were looking back and forth all night to us, and Sean Johnson and back and forth. And finally, when we left, we're looking at each other.

We're like, did they win? They were looking at us. Like, did they win? And we went back and forth all night long. And then when we were leaving, I went up to her and was like, just got to introduce myself. I know we've been kind of staring at each other all night, trying to figure out of one of us won. And her husband was so cute. He was like, yeah, congrats. And I was like, no, no, no. No, no. I'm pretty sure congrats to you. I think you guys won. And they were like, no, I don't think we won either. I was like, oh, someone who's not here won then. And we were like, okay, well, nice to me. You'll have a nice night. Like, it was awesome. And it's such an honor to be nominated in the first place for real. And like the fact that everyone voted was awesome. But next year,

I'm thinking about not going because Emma Chamberlain didn't go. She wins. Although, like I said, she deserves it, which is awesome. But it was really funny. I just will never give up the opportunity to walk the red carpet. If I, I would actually sign up for 10 plus more years of losing if I knew I got to walk the carpet every single time. The red carpet's cool. Honestly. Like seeing the pictures is just surreal.

You're like, oh my God, that's what like celebrities and famous people look like and then you see us on there. You're like, whoa. And we made it like. Fing photo roundups. Yes. Like fashion roundups. The photographers actually took our picture.

Right. They were told us to pose. Here's the thing. They told us to hit our marks. They took individuals. They took us as groups. Like we were like, feeling ourselves. Although I didn't.

I'm going to shoot myself that I did not force myself to get a glam bot I asked the girl who was escorting us down the carpet and she was like oh I think they just have scheduled times for people and I should have just forced it because in 2018 I forced it I was like ma'am

we got to do the glam bot and they were like okay I guess we'll let them do it and then we had to beg Eve for two weeks for the footage they really pull you in they really make you believe you're special like when we showed up they were like they started whispering when we got there. I was like, oh, they're whispering that like, maybe we want. And then we're, and then we're

such idiots. And then we walked down the carpet and they're like, they're like, you stand here. No, no, let me get the front of the dress. And they're, they're changing their lenses. Over the shoulder. Over the shoulder now. I give them a wave like I'm fucking Britney Spears. I'm like thinking I'm the absolute shit. They really paid attention to us. They really made us feel special. I should have known when the guy told me to turn around and went black suit back one more. Like, you know, it was like, I didn't have a name. Right. Right. Like black, black jacket. Blackjacket. No, but they, oh, me.

They treated us like they were going to wife us and they were just banging us one night and letting us go. That's really what that was. Yeah, but we were one night stands. The thrill of the carpet is still a really great. I also want to give a massive shout out to Rachel Lindsay. She was working the carpet. No one wanted to speak to us.

No. Because, you know, they're like, oh, we don't know who they are. So, you know, like all the outlets that are there interviewing people. No, it's fine. We understand. Totally, totally fair. But Rachel, she's so sweet. She was like, yeah, of course.

Let us come over. She did a little interview, talk to us. It's like, Rachel, that was very nice. Thank you so much. And the girl who was helping us was like, after we did that, she goes, you guys don't speak Spanish, do you? And I was like, no, you know, we...

Do you speak Russian? We don't. It was like, yeah, so I guess the only other outlet that potentially wanted to interview us would have been in Spanish. That is so funny. But here's a thing while I'll back up like Barstle fans, Chicks in the Office fans in general.

And this is just to hype us up for a second. Why are you laughing? This is just to hype us up for a second because we've been tearing ourselves down the entire beginning of this podcast. And this is more about the fans than us. They don't realize that if they did these interviews with us, like all these people would retweet it and like it

because we have such dedicated people that listen to the show and like watch everything Barstool. And they really would, it's not even about us. It's about the fans that are so dedicated. And it's like they're just missing that opportunity to market The people's choice awards. I guess maybe they don't need it, but that's where my viewpoint comes in,

where I'm like, you're missing some valuable retweets in there. Yeah, they don't give a fuck. I know, they don't. They care about the money, which we're not giving them. They do not, they do not care about that.

But look, it's still so much fun to get all dressed up. Like the Anita who did our makeup, I'm just the sweetest woman on planet Earth. She flew here to do her makeup. She did her makeup. in Chicago for our Chicago live show. She came here to do our makeup.

She absolutely crushed it. Reagan, who did her hair, like, our, the looks we had in our minds, they completely brought to life. So just that alone was like so cool. We were like, okay, this is exactly what we wanted. Yes, we won't talk about the fact that people were calling me pancake titty's

and the fact that I had a hot topic belt on, which, by the way, like, I know everyone's going to shit on me no matter what, because that's just what happens. I liked my look. I'll stand by it. It was a PCA miracle, to be quite honest, that dress showed up the night before the show.

Yes, I know. And like, it's just, it is what it is. It is what it is. I enjoyed it. This is a thing, and I've said this, I say this all the time, like,

when you are so beautiful, you could wear a trash bag and, like, you've still looks good on the carpet. Thank you. This is a thing. Like, people can find something shady to say about it, but they'd have to be like,

you know, she looked good, though, in that trash bag. Like, and it's just, But you know what I'm saying? You're calling my dress and trash. No. Low key. Fran hated it.

I'm saying you could wear whatever the fuck you wanted. Thank you. And still look good. That's what I meant. I still, I think that we both wore what we wanted to wear. Fran hated my dress. I did not hate your dress.

No, no. Her reaction to my dress was like kind of funny. We could address it. It was funny. We have very different styles. I liked it. So I think that's all that matters. And I,

when I got that dress originally, like I was like people are not going to like this. but I like it. So I guess it's all that counts. I was just laughing at what some people were saying. But that's just the way it goes, obviously. That is the way it goes. And also I would be saying that about other people too.

Yeah. Like we were talking about with Kelsey, like judging other people's looks. Like that's just what happens. Right. Yeah, exactly. But we saw it a great time and Noah, you just didn't get in.

Like, let's talk about that for a second. Noah was, as far as we knew, Noah had a ticket. As far as we knew, like, until we literally got out of our car. And like the guy is like, I checked your names off and my name just wasn't there. Not to rough salt in the wound, but there was an empty seat next to us. Like I think that was like the whole time. And let me tell you, I wish you were in it because.

Yeah. Honestly, from what I've heard, I'm fine. It was, it was just an interesting setup. Very different from the first time we were there. We have tables the first time. We had drinks the first time. Yeah. The first time.

We were like in bleachers this time. Folding chairs. Folding chairs. We were in folding chairs. I think with the COVID rules and stuff, they had things separate, they had like bleachers of people. And when we first walked up to our seats,

I was like, oh, boy, did we lose. Like, I thought we were in the worst seats in the house. But everybody, like, there was tons of people around us. We were surrounded by, it was bizarre seating. We were surrounded by very cool people. Finally, we got to meet Madeline Klein in person. So we had, we have this online relationship with Madeline.

She's been on the show before. Instagram relationship. and we spotted each other from across the rows and she came running over and she was like, we're like, we're so happy to see you. She was like, I am so happy you guys are here. It was like a moment where we felt, we both felt safe.

Yeah. We were like, what is going on? I really wish we got to talk to her more. I know. It was great. And obviously Outer Banks, they all had so much stuff going on because they're winning. Yeah, and Joe and Serena were in front of us

and we went to dinner with them after, which was lovely. But Madeline was like the only person we really talked to the entire night. All a Bachelor. all selling sunset. Oh, actually, we talked to Charlie DeMelio for a second. Charlie was there.

She was very sweet. She did remember you. Yes, that was nice. So she said. Yeah, so she said. She probably was lying. Fran really likes to just fucking rip us down, which is fine because we took a Toyota Sienna to every restaurant we went to this week.

So we deserve to be ripped to shreds. No, it was, it's just funny because it really is very cool. Like seeing people take, you're like, oh my God, we really, you want to say like we don't deserve to be there, which is kind of weird to say. Because, you know, we've been doing this podcast for a while. We have a lot of dedicated fans. And I think it's more about them. Like, putting in the work and voting for us is like why we are there in the first place.

You see these people take pictures of us. You're like, what is going on? Like, I live in my parents' house on Long Island. Like, we're not remembering that part of it. It's like, I am living with my brother, my sister, his girlfriend. My brother is sister. I mean, my brother, his girlfriend. my sister, her husband, both my parents.

We got two dogs in the house, like just on Long Island. And it's like, oh, I'm just headed to the people's choice words real quick. But I'm going to be back, back of my childhood bedroom tomorrow. We had way more people to wave to this time around than the first time, which was cool. Like, Wells and Sarah were there. Wells is on the show. We haven't posted about that. But Wells came and did, came to the house for an interview that'll be on Friday, I guess, this week.

I thought that was on this episode. No. Okay, that's fine with me. Yeah, Wells will be on Friday. He was awesome. He was awesome. He was on Friday's episode.

He's fantastic, but like, you know, like we got, we waved at him and then Sarah was like, who are those girls? And he was like, oh, I can kind of read their lips and Sarah's like, who the fuck is that? And what was like, oh, you know, remember the girl. I went to do their podcast. She turned and was like, oh, like hi, wave to us. It was, it was very nice.

Like I said, we got to waved a lot more people. Interesting selling sunset because I know we have not really talked about this latest season and I have watched all of it. This is a little background information. Christine was in front of us and we were like the first people there. Like we were sitting in our seats. Charlie was sitting in her seat and Christine Quinn was sitting in her seat. And selling sunset sat all in front of us.

But I don't know if Christine like realized that she was going to have to sit with all the selling sunset people. I don't know if she realized that like she wasn't at a table. We were at seats. She was like fuck this shit. I'm leaving. She was not there for any part of the actual show. But she was in front of us. And she was talking to this guy next.

to her and they got up and he introduced himself to us and we were talking and Christine was supposed to be on our show a few weeks ago. She told us, her people said that she was like having an allergic reaction and we were like she couldn't be on camera. We're like, okay, no problem. And Ria goes, we introduced herself and Rhea goes, oh, you were actually supposed to be on our show a couple weeks ago. And she goes, oh, yeah, I was out of town. And they walk away and I looked at Rana. I was like, she forgot what lie they told us. That was so good.

I almost said to her, oh, I thought you had an allergic reaction, just genuinely in my head. And maybe she did. And she just like, didn't even know she was supposed to be on our show. She had like no idea whatsoever. No, but genuinely like, I was like, in my head I felt bad. I was like, oh no, like you had allergic reaction. And then I caught myself. I was like, no, she's fucking lying. She didn't have an allergic reaction.

But then the rest, the entire cast, everybody else, like came and sat down in front of us. And then Christine never came back. It was Mary, Roman, Chrisel, who, by the way, love her dark hair. I'm a big fan of the dark hair. she was really cute too because on this season she helped Simu find a new house Marvel Superhero won so many awards she was yelling at him down because he was

with the rest of the Marvel famous people waving up to us reality people in the in the stands and but the whole selling suds was very interesting all of Real Housewives was there can we talk about what's his face the one that's with the one Romon no no the other one

Tarik Tarik Tarik was loving being at the people's choice awards. Targ was loving. No, he was loving that he ditched his old, I don't know, TLC life or whatever he was on. Now he's a part of Netflix and he was feeling himself. It was cute, but I'm saying he loved being there.

It seemed like they had a very nice time. This cracked me up too. Like, it was just all in all, like, re and I didn't say one word to each other. Like the entire thing, we were just looking at what was going on. Because it was so, the setup was like. Interesting. I was like, we're not, the tables is so much easier to have conversations.

Like, you're not going to tap someone on the back of the shoulder and be like, hey, like, it was an interesting setup, but all the Beverly Hills House Wars were there in like an hour in, they all got up and left. And Kyle came over and was talking to the man who was sitting next to me, who I don't know who he was. He was just like a guy and his wife, they must have known each other. And she was like, yeah, we're leaving. We're nominated, but like, we're all really cold. So they all left.

The thing is, I think I had a weird. feeling throughout the entire show. And I think it's because obviously it is so cool to even be there, be invited. It's such an honor. And one of those things that you're like, whoa, this is really happening. But also, we've made this podcast because we are genuine fans of pop culture. I know. We were like so.

Quite literally everyone's sitting around us. Right. No, no. And we are like, this is why we start. This is why we do what we do is because we are fans of pop culture. We grew up watching award shows and movies and TV. And then you're there. And the magic behind it kind of gets taken away from you.

Yeah. And you see everything in broad daylight. It's like, it's like seeing a teacher out in public, mean girls, like seeing a dog walking his high legs. Like it's just all out there. Yeah. Especially with the A-list celebrities. You're just like, oh, they're here for two seconds.

They know they're getting their award. They leave. And if you're sitting at home and you're watching an award show, you don't think of that. But when you're seeing it in real life, you see that they show up to, win their award and then they're out the fucking door. They are out of there. Round two of walking by Scarlett Johansson as we come back in the bathroom. That happened in 2018.

Weird. Happened again. One day we're going to meet her. We're going to have to because it's like, we've walked past her in the bathroom twice now. People that I almost. Oh, we saw Jeff Bezos. Amman Shumper. Yes.

He sat in front of us like 20 minutes. Insane. And then the couple from sex life. I don't even know why. but like looking at them was even more where my jaw was on the floor. And I was just like, oh my God, I can't like. They were both so hot. It just was weird seeing them in person and this is so like utterly perverted and inappropriate.

But I just couldn't help but think of the scene. Like I just saw them and like that's what popped in my head. And I was like, this is so creepy. I have to look away. All on TV, we just watched them have sex. So I don't think it's weird for like that to be your first thought. It was the first thing I saw. But yeah, we were leaving and we were standing behind.

behind the bleachers with Joe and Bezos and his lady walked past us and I looked at them I looked at the group and I went guys I think that was Jeff Bezos. I was Jeff? Is that you? No, literally we were like is Jeff Bezos at the people's choice? Jeff Bezos doing here. He announced

Dwayne Johnson at the end of the rock. Serena had a very funny comment she said the people's choice of online shopping as Jeff Bezos walked by which is very funny. But yeah, seeing like those big celebrities though to me honestly never gets old. Tom Hiddleston had me freaking Chris Jenner.

That was my favorite part about it when I was being like detained like in the back like Like all the A listers just like they had to stand right and I was the only one who wasn't supposed to be there and they just all stood right next man just heard all their conversations was just listening like yeah that was I was shocked that was shocked that was shocked Oh well once I was like well I'm not gonna get and I'm like well I'll just wait until I thought Kim might have been the walking by I'm like I'll just wait see who's the biggest star. You got to see Christine Aguilera Hallie Barry. Oh man I saw the perform then I like they this guy was a huge. big to me like oh tell him what he said oh yeah so like this the PR lady who works for us called me and I was like I don't think I'm gonna get in she's like I'm like I'm like oh I'll just stay here and see everyone and she's like no you got to get like coverage on the carpet like you have a pass go to the carpet I'm like okay and then I'm like oh which way should I go to the like

and the guy laughed him he's like you're not getting in here I'm like I was just out there like blah blah blah and uh I was like he's like who are you even with I'm like oh barstool like barstool like barstool sports and he like scoffed at me like barstool sports was not invited this and like turned around and then I heard him say to the other like laugh to his friend like barstville sports isn't that's why we lost that could that could be it damn whatever i'm happy where we work and i'm happy we're there like whatever you know what i mean like emma chamberlain congrats to her she's awesome she is awesome and it was uh an honor to even be nominated and look like were we freaking out over

Blake Shelton did not happen. Her. Her was awesome. Her, Christina Aguilera, both insane. I didn't realize her was performing. That was so fucking cool.

Her is truly one of the coolest people I think I've ever seen in real life. And Christina Aguilera, like, there's something that is a out-of-body experience hearing her sing in real life. I've never seen Christina Aguilera sing in real life. I've never been to a concert. You know what?

she was singing that was her she was fucking singing and she you know you hear though that beginning of beautiful well this is embarrassing for me even saying i got chills thinking about the entourage episode where ari has christina aguilera at the house sing beautiful for his wife yep and she's thinking about leaving him and and and i mean i'm like come on are you know the song you lost me christian agglare yes and then it plays when once he realized she's uh she's what about um christina aguilera and what's that what's the other one oh my god I'm blanking. It's such a sad song.

Now I have to, I literally have to look it up now. I don't know. I don't know what you're talking about. No, no, no, no. It's a newer one,

maybe like 2000, 2011. Yeah. Hold on, hold on. Seeing, I'll, I'll segue white.

Seeing Kim in real life never gets old. Say something. Say something. Oh. All right. A great big world. And Christine Aguilera. A great big world and Christine.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm giving up. Kim, Kim thanked Kanye. Kim did thank Kanye.

Kim is so tiny. It blows my mind every time. Like she's so small. So small with a huge ass. Yeah. Yeah. Like just has to be noted every time she's a huge ass. Hallibary stunning.

Everybody. Everybody's stunning in person. They're all so beautiful. They're all so stunning in real life. City Sweet. Beautiful. It's crazy. They're all gorgeous.

I think that really wraps up the people's choice. Like, yeah. I think that was it. We got a lovely dinner afterwards. We did. And that's it. And I think we should get into the rest of the trip.

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Your brother will smell great. Go to manscape.com and use promo code chicks. So obviously, we went to the people's choice and we recapped all that and I think we covered all that. But we were in L.A. for seven. I'm trying to think if there was anything else. You think on that. I'll get into the other stuff. Yep.

We were here for seven days. And we had a big, big interview that we talked about in the last episode, which was awesome. After that, we all spent some quality time together and things unraveled in this house. We've been staying in an Airbnb for seven days. And obviously, close proximity. Like, we're all staying in the same house. Me and Devon are sharing a room. Like, everything's just happening all under the same roof.

And so I'm trying to think we get, we do the interview Thursday. Friday happens. We go shopping, right? Is this what I'm trying to think back now. It's been a while. Did we go shopping on Friday? Yes. We went shopping on Friday.

That was Saturday. What did we do on Friday? Oh, I know. We had interviews. We had Friday. Okay. So Friday we had interviews. We had Becca and Tanya come and we had Wells come.

And then after that, that's when you guys wanted. Oh, that's. Okay. So this is what happens. I think we went to go get lunch a little bit. We were hanging out, blah, blah, blah. I said I want to take a... You got a reservation.

Yeah, remember we went to in and out? And it was like a detour. It was like an hour and a half. I was not navigating well for no one. I actually would like to say that I think I've been a pretty good driver. You have been. I was a bad navigator. Yeah.

I mean, drove to the big interview very far away. You were great. Now here's the question, Ria. You have been in the car. You're the only one who can say you were in the car with Devin driving, Noah driving, and me driving. Who's the best driver? But where did you even drive?

You drove to like a place five minutes ago? I drove all the way to the mall. I drove 40 minutes all the way back. I'll rank them right now. I'll rank them. Easy. Just based on this trip alone. This trip alone.

Easy. Devin Fran Noah. Are you kidding? Because Devin, here's the thing. Here's the thing I'll say about both of them. Devin and I, we just, we can communicate very well. Like we could get snippy with each other. We could not get snippy with each other.

It's just, it works. Fran, she just knows what she's doing. Like, she didn't even really, she was navigating her own. I was navigating her first. She's very calm about it. No, like, even if I'm not giving her the directions right away, she's like, what's happening? And I'm like, oh, I'll tell you. And it's very calm.

And she's with ease. Me and you know what, we don't have great chemistry when it comes to navigation. We don't. And we don't tell me anything. That's the thing. I'm like, where I'm turning right. And you're like, right now. And I'm already past the right.

I think me and you get along great, not while driving. I don't think that we're good driving buddies at all. I even admitted, like, it was mostly your fault. No, it's mostly me. I wasn't being a good navigator that day. I wasn't paying attention. She sometimes is not a phenomenal navigator. On the way home from the mall, I was like, I'll just put it on my phone.

Right. I pointed this out. Ria only gave the direction once. So the voice lady for the maps would say like, turn left in one mile. Ria, seconds later, would be like, you're going to turn left up here. And then would never tell you again until you asked. Like,

and I was like, Ria, you realize after she tells me what to do, you tell me. Like, I hear it. All right. Anyways.

But like when I've been with Natalie, and she tells me the directions like in time, you would, you and Natalie are fucking sympathetic. Yeah. You and Natalie have better driving chemistry. Yeah, you go.

Me and Devin. Because I'm just like, you tell me. No, no, no. But here's the thing. We all know how to,

we know how to talk to each other. Well, we said this because when Noah was running behind, we're like, Natalie, you got to tell him on delight. If Ria was running behind or I was running behind, it would be like,

you got to tell each other. Like, we know who knows how to talk to them. But you weren't telling me anything. That was a problem. I, I've said it multiple times now. I'm not denying any of that.

I've said, I've been a bad navigator. But like Devin said, we all know who communicates best with each other. And it's just like with the driving, me and you, we don't got it. Fine.

We don't got it. And that's all right. That's your personal ranking. That's what I asked for. And that's the ranking she asked for. So besides all that, besides the driving, whatever, that happened in and out. We come home. We're like, we're going to take a quick nap.

That did not happen. Noah was like, I would love to go to Mahal and drive. And we said, you know what? We would love to go to. It's a great site to see while we're here. Great drive. Let's get there before it gets dark. Whatever.

Fran, she says she doesn't want to go. She wants to stay back. I said, we were just planning on just physically driving on Mahal and Drive. that's it. I thought you guys would be gone for like an hour. I'm going to the whole story. So, Fran's like, we're like, Fran, we're going to Mahalyn. Want to come? She's like, no. No, straight face. No, I don't want to come. Like, all right. The four of us will go.

Beautiful drive on Mahal and Natalie's phone is out the window looking at the Hollywood signs. It's her first time there. She's as giddy as can be smiling from ear to ear. Devin's like rocking to Kanye in the back. Everyone's having a grand old time. We park up at Runyon Canyon. And we're like, let's, let's walk up. here. I'm in. We're thinking we're not getting out of the car this drive because we're just going to drive up Mahal and look at the sites, go back home. So I wore

Ugg platform slippers, open toe of platform slippers. Yeah, like the strappy ones not the closed toe ones that I have. Open toe straps. Yeah. Ogg slippers. And long ass sweatpants. Like loosey-goosey long-ass sweatpants because I'm just going for a drive. We go to Run in Canyon Park. Like let's

get out. We got to see it. I'm like guys, these slippers. Like just do it. It'll be fine. We walk up this very tiny hill. You tried to turn around like pretty quickly. Yes, because it was like, I'm in og slipper. I know, but that was like a slight... That was nothing compared to what we did. We get up there, we see the wisdom, the wisdom tree.

Now, this is where things take a turn. We see the wisdom tree. If all four of you touch the wisdom tree. I know. We're going to get there. Trust me, friend. I did not. Yeah. I forgot. I just popped to my head. Sorry. Once again, every time we tell a story, it sounds like, We're playing clue.

I know, I know. I know. I know. I know. I just popped to my brain. I will. I like,

yeah, I like to give every detail. So we know. I know. I'm sorry. I like to tell a good story. My bad. So Devin brings up the fact that my sister had let her known that it was a solar eclipse that

night. And the wisdom tree is a very spiritual place. Um, my sister has given me these bracelets. Me and Devon both have them right now. Plenty of crystals. You really seem like we're. I know. We have magic, whatever.

Crystal's like, we have like bonded with my sister over this. We've meditated with her. Like, we've gone in deep with her. And so we see the wisdom tree. They're like, it's very spiritual. People's choices coming up. Maybe we need to get there to get some good juju on our side. It's a special night.

It's a solar eclipse. Noah tells us, oh, I think all we got to do is drive up there. Like I think. Well, you were like, oh, should we go? We got to go. We got to go. And you're like, oh, because I've been there. I know.

And you said, this way you said, you said, you said it's a drive we got to drive there you said we leave now oh yeah because the sun was set up Noah started coaching us he's like if we leave now we'll get there go go go go so he's like running us in the mail with his hand

he's like get there we went back to the car there's a guy peeing next to the car he's like get in the car let's go if we get there we're 416 he's like giving us the times and everything we get there because I want to get to the top of the wood we get there by 416

we parked the car and now we're walking up hills of just streets and as we're walking up hills of streets I'm like this is bad I'm in og slipper we haven't even made it to the fucking trail streets that are like uphill like just streets like pavement pavement

uphill streets yes streets that are going up streets streets that are going up okay like cars to drive their houses next to it okay very steep Seth Rogan's weed is also on the list of things we did to talk about yeah hill uphill pavement yeah we're walking uphill pavement pave roads

pave roads uphill. We park our car. Parked her car. Uphill. I'm like, Noah goes, it's just 10 minutes. I don't even know if I said 10.

I was like, we're close. Because we're so close. It's just up these and we're there. Once again, in the ugg fucking slippers. And Natalie's in Crocs. So, Devon's in a full workout,

workout off in sneakers. Like she knew we were going to do this. No, I didn't. No, I know you didn't, but nobody was more prepared. Nobody was more prepared than Noah and Devin. Oh, well, I wasn't really that. So,

so finally, we're walking up the pavements and I'm like Noah where the fuck is this tree? It's like it's up there. We get to the trail. It's just all. It's not at the very. It's not like that.

And you were like no, no. It's fine. We're almost there. Then we get to the rocks. Oh my God. It's just sandy rocks uphill. Like legit hikers are passing us with hiking sticks, trash bags, hiking shoes.

I had to put my cross in sport mode. Yeah. Natalie pulled over and put her crocs in sport. mode. These people could not be more hikers. They live and die by this hike. They've done it multiple times. They got flashlights on their head with the hard hats on. Like, they're fucking doing this thing. Once again, never would have happened if I was there. No, and I'm in og fucking slippers. And I'm yelling. Noah, I'm in ugg slippers. He's like, you're almost there. Also, I love that like, like, because there'd be just steep the whole way, but then we get, there'd be like a ton of

different like boulders and rocks you have to climb on. Yeah. And every time of happen, I was like, trust me, this is as hard as it's going to get after this, it's just like a hill. I can't even describe how real of a hike this was. I would kill him. If people know California, the wisdom tree hike. Also, the sun is setting very fast. Like, it's getting so fast. It's getting so dark. You guys, it's so dark. It gets dark out here. I'm in the house. I'm, I got Christmas music playing. I got the doors open. I'm reading my book. And I know Natalie writes in the group, everything okay. Well, that was very, And I was like, oh my god. Yeah, that was later.

No, but like that was like still as you guys were, like you guys were still hiking because Ria goes, we're chugging along. And I'm like, what the fuck? Like in my head, I'm like, something bad happened. So I wrote like, did something happen? Ria just goes, yes. And then I sent question marks, no answer.

I'm like, they crashed the car. In my head, you guys got into an accident. And Ria and Devin were like walking to like get help. Like I was not like no, no, I thought Noah had the SUV like, down a canyon. Like I was like, this is,

they're walking to like, hitchhike to get help. I'm like, I called you finally because no one answered. You're like, we're on a hike. I'm in my hugs.

I can't. I got to go home. It's bad, Fran. It's bad. I was like, oh my God. It was the hardest thing I've ever done in my life.

I kid you not. The hardest thing I've ever done. It was, it was all right. It was terrain. Like, it wasn't just a normal uphill pavement.

You guys were rock climbing. We were rock climbing. Legit. Look up the Wisdom Tree hike. It was not a normal hike. I am the first person. I am the first person in the history of the world to fucking hike the wisdom tree hike in Ugsla Pers. 100%.

It's not even close. Well, you tried to hike the wisdom tree. Okay. So listen, we get, we're in deep. We're in so deep. I think it's also important. This is like, it's not like we have a lot of room. This is like three feet.

If we fall, we're rolling down a mountain. Also, the problem was that. yes I was like lying to them along the way because I'm like I'm like just like after a point it's just worth it to get there and you if I told you the real because I also had in my map so I'm like if I told them the real time it said they would like freak out so I was just like oh we're like no but I kept telling you how badly my legit like how bad my feet like I was in physical pain so

but you get asking of people no I know deep we're in deep I kept asking everyone and ever I wanted the truth that every single person was lying to us and they were like you guys Got it. The one girl was so funny, though. We were like, can we do it? Can we like, can we like, hike down this in the dark? She's like, or she was like, oh, yeah, you'll be fine coming down.

She's a little slippery. And then she's like, just, uh, don't do it in the dark as the sun is. It's getting, it's getting dark. It's pretty difficult to get down to the, like, yeah, everyone goes saying like, you don't want to do the dark. They said it's harder to go down than up. Right. And they're like, it's really slippery. Yeah, because going down is, it's almost harder with the, think about our fucking driveway.

Going down the driveway is harder than going up. Right. And once again, I'm thinking about the fact I'm like, I actually could fall and get like severe brain damage. Like I could crack my head open for sure. You guys are laughing, but that could happen. No, 100%. So I'm in these platform slippers. Like I thought you were going to break an ankle.

Not even flat slippers. They're platform. I'm in fucking heels. We thought more like maybe cast on the red carpet with crutches. Yes. Would have been the last scenario. So we, we talked to multiple people. They're like, you got 20 more minutes.

And we're high up and it's pretty dark. And we're so high. It's pretty dark. And me and Devin looked at each other And we were like, this is just unsafe at this point. Like, it's getting dark. Like, pitch black. I cannot.

I want to make it to the worst. At this point, I look at my map and I'm pretty sure it was like seven minutes. He said seven minutes. And you asked the guy and the guy goes like 20, 30 minutes. I'm like, that's not true. They said at our pace. They said we were going slow because. I think they saw you and they're like they're probably.

No, right. And so we, me and Devin made the executive decision safe one. We were like, we have to turn around. Which was the right move because when we turn around, it was dark. It's black. Honestly, thinking about that moment, though, it feels very dramatic. It gives me very, like, even Stevens movies. We're, like, you see the helicopter.

There was, like, an emergency helicopter. And I was like, I don't want to end up in one of those. Right. And no and I were like, look at each other. Like, are we going to do this. And me and we were like, we got to go. We've made it this far. And I was like, you guys fucking do that.

I'm turning around because it's dark out. The funniest thing was that right when it happened when we went our different separate ways, all these monks just walked by. Oh, my God. We were like, what is. happening. We saw them. We don't know.

We saw them. Like, you wouldn't even like, we should turn around. Like, we're not like, but they came down and I was like, okay, this is this a sign. We got to get back down. Then we're going back down.

And this guy passes me and he goes, you're probably better off barefoot. I think I cleaned up all the glass. What? You think I better off barefoot? You think you cleaned up off the glass? He says in sneakers and a hiking stick. So long story short,

which is a very long story. We were in severe pain when we got back because this was a legit hike in just stuff we weren't prepared for came back We also left Wait, we just missed the entire part That we got to the top

You got to the top You got to the top And you're skipping over the part where like We like Natalie like prayed for the people's stores For us like we were like Stunning photos Yeah awesome photos I kissed

That fucking wisdom tree They were like real rituals going on Like people like As soon as you came back though I was like I don't know guys It might have been a bad thing For the two of you to go

And two of you to turn around I don't know if that's physically I would have rather turn around the way I did than break my face or break any part of my body because that's what would have happened. The way down was so hard. It was so hard. Like they were still walking down when we found them. You guys doing it together and I would go down and tell Ria like where I think she should step. No, I was praying. I was praying on the way down. I was praying on the way down. I was like I just don't want to get hurt and I feel like I'm going to get hurt. Natalie also did this in

Crocs which I don't know if we actually. Natalie was in she put in sport mode. Crocs like not good for that. because someone said walking down like, like they're like, oh, you're good, you have crocs. Like, not joking. They actually, they, like, have, well, they do have that. Like, I was wearing like traction, but also, once again, ankle support, not really there. Mine had no traction and I was terrified. And I was happy to make it down.

And so we got back to the house. We pull up, Fran is. You hugged me like you thought you die. I was going to die. No, I, I thought I was never going to see you again. And you came. And you were listening to Christmas music and you were, I was like, Fran, when you called me, I was like, you should feel.

so happy you didn't come. She was like, there was a best decision. You didn't come. Because at first we were like, oh, Fran's going to miss like all the fun. Like,

oh, it's too bad she stayed back. And it's like, um, thank God she stayed back because she would have fucking killed us. Because I also would have been, and France not there. Oh my gosh. It just goes,

I also would have been in hug slippers. It's a disaster. Like if I went with you guys, I would have also put my hug slippers on. So the four of us together are just four idiots. Like just four idiots. And we can't help it. It's never friends not there.

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you should take a bath. I'm like, can you, mommy, can you please draw me a bat? She was like, I will go upstairs and draw you a bath. And there was music to my ears. She gets upstairs.

She starts filling the bath. She gets Epsom salt out. She's like, we're going to recover this body because I have a backpack already. She's drawn me a bath. I'm like, I couldn't be happier. Open a glass of wine.

A glass, open a bottle of wine. I can't believe we're still the same day. in the same day, the longest they ever. And we had reservations to go out, which we canceled after all this. Yeah. Devin and I go in the bath with bathing suits on, of course. Please. Yes, we have to make that clear.

We go in the bath and we are just soaking it in. We're listening to the whole fine line, Harry Seiles album, drinking wine, smoking a joint, lights off, candles on. And all of a sudden, I hear. Just adds to my- Just- like, no one walks in. No, I was over here just like I hear panic. I hear just panic.

Pure panic. Guys, guys, guys. You need to get out of the bath. The kitchen is leaking. The ceiling. It's coming through the ceiling. Oh, man. What?

Wait, I think you were out of the bathroom. I was out of the bathroom. I was like having plop out like a fucking wheel. I was having a nice shot. I was like getting all cozy. I had my hair and a towel, pajamas on. Like,

mm. And all of them, like, pure panic mode. The ceiling is caving in. Legit. The, roof of the kitchen is rooping down. To clarify, though, not directly under where the bathtub is.

Not under the bathtub. My first reaction was like, hold up. Something's wrong here because you didn't flood the bathroom. The tub didn't overflow. Like there was no water up there. And it wasn't coming under where the bathtub is. It was coming on a different part of the house in the kitchen. And we were like, something, something is happening.

And then it just got. worse and worse and worse again, but was not our fault. Was not our fault. So this is where things get really funny in our opinion. So we have to deal with this leak now. We're looking at the kitchen. We're like, fuck. The ceiling is just leaking hard.

It's not just a slightly leaking hard. We have to bring out buckets, pots, pants. We stepped the whole thing up. The night we had a reservation. Tows ever. Tows really looked pretty ridiculous. Yeah. And we had a reservation somewhere we were like,

we just can't do this tonight. Like we gotta cancel. This shit is not, this hike literally put us on our ass and now the ceiling is about to cave in. And we text the guy who's like running the Airbnb stuff. He's not the owner of the house

but he's like in charge of the owner of the house. And he is going back and forth with us and we're like, it's bad dude. Like you gotta get here. It's bad. He's like I'll get there tomorrow. The plumber. He's gone till Tuesday.

We don't want to get another plumber. It's a whole thing. He comes here. He comes here. the next day. And he's looking at it and he's like, listen, because we're like, we can't shower now in the master bedroom. We shower in the other ones. We don't think it's coming out. We think it's coming from the master bedroom. He's like, he tells us that actually the guest before us had flood the master bathroom, a kid. It was a whole thing. So it wasn't our fault. It had been flooding.

They ran the shower for like an hour. The kid let it run for an hour against the panel. Flooded the bathroom. So it wasn't our fall as a previous problem. So he lets us know. that. And he's like, clearly not fixed. Yeah, clearly not fixed. The plumber came and put a fucking piece of duct tape over and walked out. That's really what happened. And he's like, you guys could stay if you could shower.

Obviously, if we have to shut off the water, you guys shouldn't stay here. But if you want to stay, you know, maybe we'll compensate you. I'm like, he's like 500,000. I'm like, dude, the water is, the roof is caving in. You're going to compensate us more than that. Like, what are you talking about? I was like, we could make breakfast. Right.

Like, we can't use the kitchen. Meanwhile, we're not making breakfast anyway. but we can't use the kitchen. We can't with laundrys over there. There's a bathroom over there. We can't step over there. Can't plug in the laptops. We're working here.

Like we can't do any of that. We can't go to sleep. We're thinking about the kitchen falling through. On top of that, he's like, we're going to get that fix. We're going to get a plumber here or whatever. He goes, is there anything else wrong? And I'm like, well, this door, like this door that pretty much,

like you can see it right now after watching on the YouTube. Like, it's the whole backyard. It just doesn't shut. It shuts, but it doesn't lock. It doesn't lock. So we're like, This is the backyard. We're a little nervous that this back door doesn't shut.

It's a very nice house. The back door doesn't shut. We've tried it before. We've locked it. We've tried to open it. Open it. It opens up. This guy.

This shit is so funny. Well, first he was like testing. He's like, oh, that's weird. Yeah. He's like, he's locked. He puts the lock up. From the inside. From the inside.

Opens it. Opens right up. Because that's weird. Let me test it from the outside. He goes outside, shuts the door, locks it, and is pulling the door.

And he's like, ugh. Like on one leg. Like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like,

it's like, it's like, it's like, he's like on the plane, like holding on the door. The wind is blowing him. He's like, he's like,

like, like pulling it star, he's like, like making this whole face, like his hands, his hands are sliding across the screen door, like scream.

Like, he's being dragged across in a scary movie like this shit is not unlocking he made me get up to open the door to let him he was a knocking he's knocking on the door like let me back in my seat got up out of my seat to open the door for him yeah he gave up he was like he's like yo like waiting like you can't open this isn't opening this is an opening and made devon get up to go open the door and we fully let me tell you he sold the shit out of this because the next day This was so funny. This is truly one of the funniest things Noah has ever done.

I was on the floor laughing. So the next, or the same day, I don't really, the days are all blending together. I think it was the next day. The guy texted me and he's like, the guy came because we were out of the house shopping. He was the guy came. The league is fixed. We're going to get in a locksmith there. But like I said, you know, like we tested out and I was like, you know what?

You showed us that it didn't open from the outside. so I think we're good We're later on in the night I don't even know how this came up But Noah goes I think I think he was playing with us When he said that it didn't open up from the outside

Like I think it definitely opens up From the outside I think he was putting on an act Noah goes out there We locked the door Shit just opens right up Like with one finger I open with literally Like just we could have blown on it

And this door would have opened This guy put on a full act to act like this door was shut and no you gotta redo it for the camera the way you were doing it the way that he was looking towards the door no one was also doing this in the middle of this super nice restaurant to explain this to Joe and Serena

I mean he was like I can't even do it but full mouth open facial expression yeah like he was like literally this guy deserved a fucking officer like he was working in the right place of LA because he sold this door being able to lock

Like it was nobody's business. He's a true Airbnb salesman, this guy. And we're just in danger because it doesn't lock at all. Like this shit just opens wide open. So that was one full day. That was just all together. And then also, I was like to say today we were driving and like we were trying to figure out other stuff with the house. And I was like Natalie just text Mark.

And she was like just texting like, oh about like can we get the money back for the whole like flood and everything? And also like she kind of just called. him out being like and also like we tested the door and like with all like the crime in LA right now like that like made us feel like very blah blah blah and he just like didn't respond and then finally respond like the owner will call you like just like didn't acknowledge that like I realized I well so what happened was we ended up you fucking guilted him now we ended like so I'm skipping ahead here so we have to talk about something in between them we'll get to the point where Natalie was convinced that this guy is like literally just planning to kill us all

there was a night. I don't know. I don't remember which night this was, but Devin and I picked up Mexican food because we had sushi the night that you guys,

yes, big taco, to be specific. This was Sunday. The night, this was Sunday night. Noah groans. Oh my God, no,

it was like, ugh. So we picked up Mexican food because we had eaten sushi the night before or two nights before. They didn't. They went to another place,

Noah and Natalie and Fram. So you guys were like, we want sushi. So. Sneaky the best dinner of the whole trip. Was that dinner? The three of us.

That was a night that you, after the, I like the catch. Well, catch was nice, but the night that you guys, at the hot tub flood, it was better at this restaurant.

It was so nice. That was a cool place. Okay. I'm glad you guys had a good time. We had a towel takeout, which was awesome. It was very good. I don't know what got in,

I don't even know if I should tell it from my point of view or you guys should tell it from your point of view. I think it's better if you guys tell it from your point of view. All I know is the next day, Fran was on the phone with her boyfriend. And she said to her boyfriend, Ria and Devin were doing

some of the weirdest shit I've ever seen in my entire life last night. And we didn't even know we were being that weird until we heard Fran say that on the phone with her boyfriend. It's just because it happens like so normally that it's just not addressed until the next day when we're like, do we want to talk about what happened last night? Or do we just like not? Like at one point Natalie and I were setting up our sushi.

And we were just like setting the table like a normal dinner, like getting ready to eat. And you too idiot. We're up on this step here doing a full-blown dance routine. Like full-blown dance routine. No one acknowledged it. Didn't, no one said a single word. We're like a child.

No one acknowledged. We're like a child of our parents. No one acknowledged. Devin and they're begging for attention. Fran, Fran was sitting at the table and then I got up. I got up. I sat at the coffee table to eat my dinner. Here's the thing.

No one at and where the table. I'm going to go sit over there. I sat over there. People will be annoyed by this, but also at the same time. why can't we just have a little fun, right? Like, why can't we just put on a dance routine and have a good time? No, not to you guys. No, you guys went up.

But that's what I'm saying, people listening. You absolutely can. Yeah, they did. They didn't. They didn't. Like, we're all like, let them fucking do what they want to do. People listening will be like, oh, of course, Ria and Devin were like acting immature like that.

And it's like, immature or us having a good time with ourselves. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You know, we got to the worst part of it. No, okay. I go to, I take my phone to the other place. Well, I put on a great song. Sugar pie, honey bunch.

You did a full-blown routine. And also I feel like they just don't think I can see them. Like, where. No, we fully know. No, but like you were like whispering like looking over it. And I'm like, I just want to eat my food. You guys had also smoked. I'm sitting eating my dinner.

And I'm just, I have my, I'm watching over the couch as Ria and Devin going to the kitchen, plan this skit that they're going to put together. And I'm not, I don't even turn around. I don't even turn around it. I just hear Devin walk up to the table. with Noah and Natalie eating their dinner and going, hello, welcome. Is there anything from the menu that I can get for you guys this evening?

And then Maria's like, yes, I'm her waitress in training. Tell me what. And this went on for 20 to 30 minutes, potentially. It was never ending. Bree and Devin were having so much fun. I didn't say anything. Noah and Natalie, after you guys were done, you guys know I love acting.

After you guys were done. And you guys went back outside to sit by the fireplace. And Natalie looked at Noah. And so cute, like, so serious. It was like, Noah, I just didn't know what to say the whole time. She was like, and Noah goes, no, yeah, I know. That was really weird. Ria goes, Rita goes, Natalie, sit down.

And then it wasn't really talked about again like that. We were like, all right. Natalie's trying to just eat her sushi. Like, she's just trying to move around, navigate the table to get her food. And Marie's like, Natalie, you need to sit down so I could read to you the special drink. And because you guys were demanding answers for them, too. You were like, well, what do you want? Natalie's like, ah.

To be fair, we were filming for the vlog. Well, we didn't know. I was so unaware. I was so unaware. I was like literally our food took forever to get there. And then me and all, we all get it. We're like, yes. We finally sit down and eat.

I'm like, fuck. I'm so hungry. I'm like, I'm like ready to munch. We love putting on plays and acts. You guys know I love acting. That was more like a prank. Like hidden camera. It wasn't hidden camera.

And you're just like making us like feel really weird. I could have been standing at the coffee table. I do feel bad. They're like you're making us feel weird. As soon as Fran said that, I literally said I feel like an animal. Right. They couldn't. They couldn't.

It wasn't that bad because no like no one stopped. Like no one was like. Someone was like you guys are really freaking out. I would have. And we could tell you guys. I think I said stop. We're like trying to like shove a fake spoon. Yeah, I know.

I'm so sorry. I feel so bad. I'm not going to necessarily apologize because here's the thing. Like, I know that it can sound annoying or whatever, but we were just really high off South Rogen's weed, which like I said, I wrote down that weed makes me just feel stupid and like I want to do silly things. And also, I love improv. So it was a little mixture of everything.

Also, I just like to say that while you were doing that, because I was high on Suthergan's weed and we were eating like this new sushi out in there have, I convinced myself. that I was eating peanuts and I was going to have to go to the hospital. Oh my god. So I'm like dealing with that and you guys are like putting on the skit. No, I like, I just remember like I went and sat down and I was like, all right off. Our food's finally here. And like I'm like low key like kind of hungry.

Like I'm not thinking that anyone's like watching me eat. You know, so I'm like kind of going in on my food. I'm like eating. And the next thing I know I like like, like I'm like halfway through a bite and I look up and like re-endemeter is like right here. And they're like, hi. And they're like, whoops, scribbling on this like fucking fake piece of. Oh, yeah, paper and pencils.

What is going on? And then, like, they're, like, talking to me. The fucking towel wrapped. The words are, like, going into my brain, but I'm not, like, processing them. And then, like, they said something and I don't even remember what it was. And Vria goes, are you going to say thank you? I was like, wait, what? I was so confused.

We were having quite a time, but I talked about this with my family and a couple people, because me and Devin were, like, laughing really hard about the next day reaction that we just didn't know what caught you guys. not off guard and like it was being talked about behind our backs which was completely fine. I get it. And they were like, you guys don't think it's that weird because this is something you guys do often. Right.

People who don't do these things think it's weird because they don't do those things. Like you have to understand that not everyone's putting on random skits in the middle of of the night. Someone that we know in like this circle said to me like, I was like, is it really like they didn't tell us to stop? And they were like, once you get going. you don't know where you're going. And also, I would like to say that I definitely did say stop like multiple times.

It was non-consensual and I apologize. I should get a little pat on the back because I played along. You played along. Natalie was terrified. I was terrible. I feel so bad. When you guys watch the When you guys watch the footage back, no, I, I, no, I'm going to be excited.

I don't know. When you guys went out, I was like, delete that footage. No. You guys didn't even know I was recording Because the entire time we were doing all that I was vlogging like our dances You guys eating like I was vlogging all of it And then as soon as a skit was like

As soon as we like you know through the talent I walk over to the camera that set up like right next And I just like press like the stop record I was like yeah I did that for the vlog Natalie It's like oh it's content It's content no it was I'm honestly sorry guys like No, I really do feel bad.

We got carried away. I said immediately I feel like an animal. And this, this led to Frank just with an all-time comparison, just called Devin and I, SpongeBob and Patrick. Like that, like, there was no better way to describe us than when you said that. I was like, we are so annoying the two of us together. I came from Devin doing that. I'm not really, Dan, because you guys going back and forth.

What are you thinking? What are you thinking? We kept doing that. And I was like, what SpongeBob thing does this sound like? And I went and watched the, and I finally found it. Like, I just looked up like SpongeBob. Poppe repeating himself. And then I realized it was the, no, I'm dirty, Dan.

No, I'm dirty. And then it goes to, like, Sandy cheeks where she just, like, opens her eyes and she's like, I'm going to kill me. Yeah, because Fran was watching the ball. Punch Bob and Patrick. Oh, and she said, oh, this was funny. She goes, you two, you both have very unique laughs. And when they're together, they're brutal.

Like, that's the word she used. I was like, damn. I'm so. People really just hate us together. But that's fine. We have a good time. Thinking about us, we tell the story. I was like, we're going to be laughing at the same time.

And this is going to be so bad for. everybody's ears because friend also said that my laugh sounds like a cartoon character which I would you I haven't done it yet I'm like it's so high I don't know it's so hard to even describe though because it's not like that the whole time because it's like you it's the end you it's like you it's the end and it's like you squeak at the end of the laugh I've really been she's like a rubber ducky like it's like it's like it's a laugh and then at the end it's like yeah it happens every time and no is shaking his head he's like it's brutal yeah but like you just shut up and by the the way, I don't, like, I don't hate you guys together. Like, it's, it's just very funny.

It feels like you hit a, sometimes overwhelming. It feels like the group hates us together. One, I would have told, like, I would be like, shut the fuck up all the time, which I very much which we would welcome. Like, I don't care if somebody tells me shut the fuck up. Because sometimes it's well deserved. Sometimes we can't shut up. It's just from, from, I'm saying from the outside listening, your laugh is low, Devin's laugh is high. Combined, it's just, you Right here, right here, guys. You cover all the bases. It's like, you're getting every option.

Every octave. Every octave. Every else. We do. It's all right, though. We're having a good time. All right. We're having a good time.

But it is very fulfilling because you both have good laughs where like, if I say something funny and you both laugh, I'm like, that was funny because they both like. Well, then that's where Fran joins in the fun. That's when she likes to join in is when she's going along with the joke and she says something funny. Then you enjoy both of us. cackling at your joke. Who doesn't like when a joke lands?

We're great audience members too. I should. I should go every single comedy club. If you are a comedian just starting out you're not funny, invite me. She'll hype you up the whole time. That's the problem with each other. We just laugh at everything no matter what.

And you don't know what's actually funny anymore. No, we don't. We have no idea. The world's ugliest picture of myself, truly, like, you shouldn't show this picture to anyone. It's disgusting. We fell out of her chair laughing. I showed Noah.

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We talk about Seth Rogen's weed. We've all smoked it. It makes you just feel like you're back in high school smoking weed for the first time where everything is funny. You just do stupid things. Like I got a pair of socks in my jacket right now. I have no idea why. I just have no idea why.

It's from Seth Rogen's weed. also um coyotes i have written down they could i was thinking this just now they could walk in at any moment there could be one right there could be pop in any second here could be i just say there could literally be one right on the other side of that glass we're on the hike did i ever tell the story we're on the high oh yeah like after you we're going down as we're coming down and you guys are already down there and i literally hear like a howl like coyote it was loud and i go holy shit Noah, is that a coyote? He goes, no, no, no.

Those are some people over there. I don't know. What? Let me tell you. The wisdom tree hike was a lot of lies from Noah. No one is a pathological liar. He was using reverse psychology on us the entire way up. Yeah, it was really positive, though.

We made it. I will say he was doing it. He was doing out of the kindness of his heart. Like I knew Noah had good intentions. I was like, I was like they would love to. see the wisdom. No, I know. I knew you had good intentions. I know you weren't lying for evil. Like you weren't. I wasn't trying to like, you weren't dying on the end of the clip. Like, it wasn't like that. Like you were just trying to motivate us up the hill. Yeah. Yeah. Sometimes like

white lies like, it would have been good. You would have been worth it. If you went to the top, it would have been worth all the lies would have been worth it. Here's the thing. Knowing what I know now, if I'm here next time, I would do that hike. Here's the thing I said while you were on the hill. I'm like, it doesn't matter what shoe. It's you're just, I just don't think this is for you. No, no, no. To be honest, really weird. Did I also mention that? Now that I googled that hike when you guys were doing that and I didn't know you were doing it.

Yeah. Like, I didn't know where you were because we can see the tree from the backyard. And I was like, huh, I wonder how long that hike is. I was sitting on the couch and I googled the hike alone. Like, not knowing you guys were on the hike. Very weird. You could have seen us with the binoculars. I know.

I probably could have. Yeah. The worst part is our whole background is the hike that we have to be reminded of every second. But knowing that I did most of it in my slippers, I know now that I could go. go back and work out clothes and sneakers and crush it. Like, I'm, I would walk up that fucking hill in confidence knowing what I know now because it was.

And it would be like that source of words. Another, another L. Yeah, I mean, to bring it back around, it might have been because all four of us didn't make it up there. But that's fine.

It's been, it's been quite the trip. I think, what was everyone's standout moment of the trip? Like, what was your, what was your most positive board of the trip? Are we going to do our,

our peak and pit? Yeah, let's do our peak of pit because we talked a lot about the pits, which are, always overall pretty funny though like all in all these things happen but for the podcast and like for the vlog and for video purposes

if none of this happened like we just be like ah it was a good trip that thing happened to you we missed our flight like it's all it's all bad it's all bad but it all that seems like ages ago it cut there's a good story that comes out of it we've been here for years we've been here for years I'd love to get back to new york I love new york

wholeheartedly way more way more than LA and it really is not even fucking close Like, appreciate L.A. Love coming here, stopping in every once in a while. I love New York. Way more. Love New York. I just appreciate it.

I will take the cold in New York. Same. I just, it's just not, it's, this place is just not made for us. But still very nice, like I said, to visit. And this place has been so cool. And this trip has been awesome. So let's go around. Let's go around.

Pit Peak. Who wants to start? I'm in. I'm ready. Okay. Natalie. My peak? was fucking watching Mark pull.

Oh, my God. I mean, unbelievable. Just looking back, yeah. I can, every time I think about it, my shoulders start going. I'm giggling. I'm like belly laughing every time I think about it because it was just the most ridiculous thing I've ever experienced. And he was so quick to lie.

Like, he didn't even think about it. He's like, I'm just going to lie that it's like locked on the outside. What a salesman. What a salesman. My pit, I have to say, friend the sushi it wasn't my favorite i liked it but it was yeah it wasn't it wasn't my favorite but i think i could have done better and i'm sad because i was a little disappointing i think that i could have gotten you better sushi and i shit the bed but but is that your pit because you picked the place yes

because i should that really shows what kind of person you are dately because it really was not that bad and it should not be your pit it was like it was pretty good the one with the one roll i had was actually pretty decent but if that's the pit then all and all good trip Yeah, that's a pretty good trip. Yeah. Devin? Skip. What?

You don't have a peek or my head? I got to think. I'm really incisive. Noah? We're going to be his pit. Understand the assignment. Come on. I mean, pit.

Like, I mean, I could say pit and peek was like getting, not getting into the show because it's just kind of funny. Yes. But I don't know. Getting to the Western Pee was nice. Are you guys? What about it? your day in Venice In Alabama

A literal peak Yeah we had a really nice dinner Went shopping Like yeah you guys had a great fucking day What about that day? That was a fun day Went to the beach We saw muscles

Yeah Like the shellfish Yeah like literally muscles On this like rock Oh Can we take these and cook them Fry them back at the house? Yeah

Honestly like everything outside of like But even the interview was like You look That feels like forever ago It was like wow like My peak was the interview that we did By far. Like that was just the coolest

One of the coolest things we've ever done Like it just was so surreal And afterwards like still I couldn't sleep that night I was like that was so cool Every part of it was awesome My pit I just I don't know It wasn't the wisdom tree

No because that was all in all Like that was funny And kind of rewarding afterwards Like it was like wow I did that in slippers is kind of cool, kind of fucking miserable. A little bit of both. I don't know.

Wait, I think your peak might have been the hot tub booty peg. Oh, that was great. That was great, too. I was the only one to use the hot tub. I was the only one to go in ever this whole trip, which was awesome. It was a great hot tub. Not that hot.

It was very hot. You did not go in it. We're not going back through this. No, no, no. I know what hot feels like this isn't hot. No, we're not going through this again. It was steaming hot. I had to like put my body on the outside.

What was my pit? So, because everything that bad that happens, I kind of look at it as like something funny. So that's why I'm bad at picking a pit. Oh. The tiramisu dinner. No. The dress.

What were you thinking? Oh, when I was sleeping and Devin decided to. I was really just trying to sit here. Yeah, yeah. And I was literally praying you weren't going to say this because now my anxiety's going to reset. No, no, but you know you don't have to worry because... I do worry.

I mean, and... Wait, when you... Is this when you came into my room? Yes. And then I woke up in the morning and you were sleeping on the couch. That was an ex. No, no, no. And I don't blame Devin for this because when Devin gets drunk,

she comes across very sober. It was Saturday night. It was Saturday night. She comes across so sober. So I was thinking these are just like regular actions because she doesn't come across as a drunk person. Yeah. So I really don't blame her for this.

it's not like her fault. We all get drunk and do stupid things. Yeah. Just in the moment. I was like, what the fuck is wrong with her? I was in bed sleeping and Devin just starts face-timing people next to me. And I'm just, I'm asleep. I'm like, what?

And she goes, oh my God. And then she goes outside on the balcony. And I text her. I'm like, can you like, she's like yelling on the balcony. I'm like, can you be quiet? I'm like trying to sleep because we had interviews the next day. It wasn't like, it was like we were, if it was a Sunday and we were staying up late and we had nothing to do the next day, I wouldn't care.

But we had interviews to do the next day. So I wanted to get some. sleep. And she's just like talking so loud on the balcony. I'm like, can you be quiet for his back? KK. And she's still talking so loud. I literally stormed out of the room, went into Fran's room. And I was like, can I sleep in here? She was like, yeah, lay down. And I, and it was fine. But like, like I said, I actually came all the way downstairs and went outside because after that. I don't know what the time. She didn't even notice I left the room. I didn't know what the time like difference was or anything. Like, I just know that I left because

you said that. But then you would already left the room. So I didn't. know that like I figured you were still asleep so I'm like tiptoeing downstairs to like go outside meanwhile you're just meanwhile I already left the room yeah but it was fine because like I said the next day she was like I was just fucked up like I don't really remember doing that and I was like that's fair enough like I could see myself being fucked up and just like I'm gonna face time people and like I'm just not caring about whatever but you just come across as sober I never so I thought that these were just actions that Devin was choosing to do in front of my face no never I was like I was like, she's really being crazy right now.

So I'd say that was maybe my pit. Also, I just want to say we didn't mention with the door talk, but there was one morning when I just woke up at 6 a.m. I feel like we shouldn't be talking about how unsecure this house is. And this door was just wide, wide open. No one's going to know. But also like,

maybe we're so clearly like, maybe we should like, maybe like we're helping people out. These doors are wide open. To encourage them to break in to this home? No, to encourage them to not get this house. Oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh.

Oh, oh. them to lock it up. It's a nice house. It's a beautiful house. It's a beautiful house. Yeah. You, friend? My,

uh, honestly, there, I feel like there's a lot of good stuff. I feel like my peak, obviously, I think the interview was up there. I think, um, red carpet was up there. I think. I'm trying to think. You know what? I, I, it is so like, we're a big group now. So we have a lot of fun and there's a lot of stuff that we all do together.

And which is great. And like we're in this big Airbnb so we can all be together. But I did the Saturday night when we got like an hour just lay and sit and talk was very nice. I was going to imagine Fran and I. You guys stayed out and we came home a little bit earlier. Yes. You guys stayed out. No, no.

No, Fran and I had a lovely... I don't get rid of myself a lot these days. Fran and I had a lovely conversation. Just us to... After Delilah. After Delilah. You guys stayed out. Fran and I went back. We had such a nice conversation.

We played Christmas music together. We just laid together. We talked about life. Yeah. It was awesome. It was nice. Honestly, that was also a huge highlight of my trip. I was so happy that night.

And the next morning, I woke up like, I am so happy. Me and Frant did that. That was nice. We just needed to just have a nice moment, just me and you. I know. It was really nice. Go fuck ourselves.

No, you guys are great. I just said, I love having everybody. It's so much fun like being in a giant group, but it's also nice sometimes for you and I to just reconnect a little bit. Sometimes now there's so much going on and there's like there's just a lot. Yes. And doesn't happen as often as they. We got to fill each other in.

Yeah, exactly. So we had a lovely conversation. you know what this is so basic and I guess I'm like it's a stupid thing to complain about my bit's kind of the weather like I know that's like kind of a bad answer but like it's good answer talk about the LA weather a little bit because people hype it up and I know it's like I know it's like I know it's December like but first we woke up in in fog smog every single day until like noon and then we got maybe a little bit of sunshine barely through that like through the haze And then got cold and dark and cloudy again.

We went to Malibu to see like, because it's just cool to see everything. We couldn't even see the water. It was like so foggy and like it's crazy. It just people really hype up the LA weather and they're like, oh, you know, the traffic's bad. This is bad. That's bad. So many cool things. But like the weather is really where it's at.

And it's like every time we've been here. And I'm not saying there's terrible weather. Just every time we've been here. And last time we were here was in May. So you would think it would be really good weather. It just like changes too much. where it's so confusing. It's like, it's really cold in the morning,

that it gets really hot, and then you're really cold again. And like, you end up getting sick because of the weather changing so much. Your skin, your hair, everything changes. I know.

We got to turn the heat on inside. Heat off inside. It's cold right now. Yeah. In the car, you get in the car. It's cold. You can put the heat up. Then also you got to turn the air on.

It's like all over the place. Yeah. But I mean, look, it's a pretty successful trip if the only thing I have to complain about it's the weather. No. And like I said, like even the bad stuff is always funny. Like,

There was nothing really bad. No, there really isn't a single thing. We were so blessed to just be here in general. Like, it sounds so cheesy. But it really is cool just to be able to come here, do interviews. I think this is a longest work trip we've ever taken. It is. Oh, by far.

For sure. Right? Well, no, the first time we went to the PCAs, we also went for a very long time. No, we really did. No, full week. I remember it. Yeah. We were in a hotel too.

Because I remember Dave saying on the radio, like, are these girls ever coming back? We were there for a while. I think this was a long time. Because we did radio the whole trip. This is definitely the longest, but. Oh, yeah. He never stayed a weekend. Well, we just never came during the weekend.

No, no, but we were seven days. So it's like, if you stayed seven days anytime, you would have hit the weekend. I think when we came the first time, we came from Saturday to Friday, if I remember correctly. But all around. It would be a pretty good memory if you remember that correctly. I have an outstanding memory. It's a great trip. I want to say thank you to Noah and Devin and Natalie for helping us this whole week.

You guys have really... I don't know we kind of get at each other little bits. And that's what happens when there's literally, there's no escape. It's one big room. We're all together the whole time. A lot of personality in this house.

It's work. It's work and play together. And as much as like we can get at each other a little bit, I am very happy with the group that we have. Me too. And I like that we can all like yell at each other a little bit and then we just snap back to normal. Yeah.

Because it would be weird if we yelled at each other and then it was like, oh, we can't work together anymore. Yeah. It's kind of like my family. Like you just yell at each other and then you're back at it. One big happy Italian family. Yeah. Oh my God. I mean, we all fight about the most ridiculous things.

But that's the best part about it is like we don't actually hate each other. We all agree. And you're the only one pushing back. Just can you please agree with me one time? That's usually. Usually in his room slip. That goes into us room. No, it goes into his room.

We were a fucking family. Noah went into the room and slam the door. Like, we were having a family dinner and the younger brother got upset and slammed the door. The way that Fran and Noah fight with each other is so funny sometimes. It's like, oh, like you could just tell the frustration in both of them. It's like, it's just palpable. You can just feel it.

But like I said, then it goes back to normal. He loves to disagree with me and I love and I hate people who disagree with me. You know what I'm saying? So I get so frustrated because I'm like, can you please just agree with what I'm saying one time without having some kind of retort? Right. I usually agree with Fran like most of the time.

But then when Noah's right, I'm like, I kind of got to agree to know on this one. Like I have to say it softly because I'm afraid to get in trouble. That's the thing. It's like usually I'm out of my own out there. Yeah. But no, but I back. Only time that I did stand with my back you up.

I back you up. Sometimes you do. Yeah. The one time I really stopped when it was all four of us agreeing on one thing and you could not come around. If I really believe in something, I just will not back down. God, it's really annoying. I really believe that you know like what it was. Like as much as we get each other's throats. Like we really love it. I know. I was like, God, it's annoying. Thanking you guys. No, no, no, but you guys obviously all do a very great job and we're thankful to have all of you here because

it was just us three. And then we added Devin and Natalie, who I call the brunette baddies. Because looking at both you, you're both beautiful with brunette hair and I look at them. I'm like, they're so cute and they work for us. And they're both great. Lovely ladies. So it's a lot of fun. Thank you. The best. Thank you.

We are squeaky, not squeaky. We're a, what's the term I want to use? I'm not squeaky anything. No, no, no. Like the, we're like a perfect wheel. Like everything keeps turning. Everything keeps turning. Yeah, everything.

No matter what we keep going. Everything's spinning the way it should be because of everybody. Everyone does their part. Everybody does their part. And I think that really covers the trip. I don't think we're missing anything else. I wrote down everything before. I definitely don't think so.

We've been talking for an hour and a house. Can I bring up something that I noticed behind you? My crocs were over there. And now they're way over there. I did that. Oh, you scared me. I was like, did a coyote come to grab my crore? I moved them out of the shot.

And that goes back to the other conspiracy where Natalie thinks the Airbnb guy is, uh... Sorry, Mark. No, honestly, the only thing that scares me about that is like, when we walked in, it was just too perfect. Like the area behind Ria, he was standing with his arms spread out, just looking at the view. Yes, he was. He comes over. Hi, girls.

Like that gets me serial color. Oh, oh, hello. No, I don't like it. Oh, hi, Mark. I don't like it. It was good stuff. Do you think Mark's listening to us on the ring? 100%.

No, Ria was going to shit talk Mark on the ring. I was going to say, no, you were going to say something. And I was like, Ria, ring, ring, ring. I'm pretty sure he can hear us on the ring right now. What's the ring? Oh, my God. Stop. Now I'm scared.

Guys, we're so, that's what I said. That's what? That's, he can hear us right there? This? I told you don't plug that a million times when I'm like,

no, no, wait, remember that outlet doesn't work. That outlet doesn't work. That outlet does not work. That's true. It has not been working.

Yeah. It was working before. It's really creepy that all of us are looking at this one outlet to end this podcast. We're all looking at it like, how many times can I say, what if it's sorry? I just repeating yourself? Yes.

What if it's like smart house and it turns on us? Like the, Alexa. No, let's get out of here. Let's end it. Crazy. Oh. She was having some major issues today. Can I not write a book about, write a movie like that? Remember a couple years ago? You did. You did. Smart house? No, I wrote a movie about an Alexa turning on the entire family. Like Small house. Yeah, but way darker. Way darker. Way darker. Yeah, a little bit more of those vibes. Right. Anyways, I think that wraps up. That's it for L.A. We'll be back in February.

for the Super Bowl. We sure will. Yes, we will.