Chicks in the Office - VMAs, Justin Long Interview + Beat Ria & Fran Game 19
Episode Date: September 13, 2021VMAs recap (14:14-27:57). New pics of Jennifer Lopez & Ben Affleck (27:58-35:56). Britney Spears conservatorship update + engagement (35:57-41:22). Dancing with the Stars cast revealed (41:23-48:54). ...Game 19 of Beat Ria & Fran with Sophia & Evia (50:23-1:12:57). Interview with Justin Long – talking his new movie Lady of the Manor, going to High School with John Mayer, a game of FMK + more! (1:14:54-1:44:21). CITO merch > http://bit.ly/citomerch. Follow us on Instagram @chicksintheoffice and on Twitter @chicksintheoff + subscribe to our Snapchat show > http://bit.ly/thegroupchat & our YouTube > http://bit.ly/CITOYOUTUBE.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/chicks-in-the-office
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Give me back Friday and you're getting on a Monday.
Wake up San Francisco.
I'm your host, Danny Tanner.
This is Rebecca Donaldson.
I'm Rebecca Donaldson.
I'm Jamie Dan.
I know we're coming to you guys a little late.
Because there was a lot that was going on, but we, you know, it was, it was a, we want to talk about the VMAs.
We had other stuff to record.
Our option was either like 11.30 p.m. Sunday night or wake up, get it done Monday morning.
In order to get Monday morning, we may or may not have bribed Noah or reabrived Noah.
I bought Noah a John Mayer shirt.
I was on John Mayer store.com last night being like Noah, what do we got to do?
was peeing my pants.
Ria literally just sends a screenshot of the shipping information.
I was like,
it's limited edition,
all right?
Please,
for the love of God.
Because I know that people get upset when,
or they don't get upset,
but you can tell when we record something really late,
like The Bachelor in Paradise recaps are really late at May.
We both would have been so useless last night.
Like,
Louie can't actually think straight.
But you were being pretty funny in the group chat.
So I was like,
oh, this could be a good podcast.
Yeah, Noah was like,
oh, Ria isn't a goofy mood, though.
Like it could be good.
And I was like, I am still in a goofy mood this morning and I feel more alive.
I feel like ready to go.
We got our coffees in front of us.
You know what?
I love a good early Monday morning.
I feel like I'm on early morning radio right now.
It does.
When we do get up, it sets a better precedent for the week, I would say.
We're starting the week off in a great way.
Up working.
We're going to be so tired by tonight.
No.
But we're also, we're fine because Bachelor in Paradise is.
on, you know, Tuesday.
So, and it's just one episode,
so we don't have to worry about tonight.
You can relax.
Yeah, we were like, Noah.
We're all ready to go for Tuesday.
Go to sleep early.
Enjoy your night.
Do you like the shirt that I got you?
Yeah, I looked at that before,
but I had already ordered.
She sent me one that I already ordered.
Yeah.
That was the best, the first shirt I sent.
And he was like, come on, I already ordered that one.
Like, you think I'm not, like, ordering the cool shirt on this stuff?
Were you impressed?
that I knew your taste though.
Yeah, I mean, yeah.
I'd also like to point out that you're wearing a shirt right now that says talk less.
Talk less listen more.
Talk less listen more.
You are the producer, so I guess that would be.
Actually, Jen, who's like technically my boss, I guess, like walked by a couple weeks ago.
I was wearing a shirt.
And she's like, I like your shirt.
And I took it as like, does she mean like I should talk less?
No, maybe she just means around here people should start doing that.
Yeah, I think it's just a good general rule of thumb for.
for office behavior sometimes.
My tummy hurts right now.
Just want to point that out.
Coffee.
Go be the coffee.
Probably.
How was your weekend?
Lovely weekend.
It's a beautiful time to be back in New York City.
Yeah, I saw you Saturday.
Talk about me.
We, no, I was great.
It was, it's, it's, it's, New York is very, very busy right now.
Not only is it like, you know, one of the first fall, quote, unquote, weekends that it's still beautiful out, so people are out about.
But there's just so much going on in New York that it has felt alive.
Like, it's so much going on.
Not only was it, you know, the 20th anniversary of 9-11.
So there was a ton of tributes, things like that downtown.
Presidents were here.
Very busy.
New York Fashion Week
was coming to an end
going into the VMAs in Brooklyn
going into the Met Gala today
so there's really really a ton
a ton going on a lot
and football first Sunday football
just really so much to consume
you love the fall
September is my favorite month
yeah because your birthday's coming up
yeah it's my birthday month and it's just like
the weather's still nice
football is on it's the best it's lovely there really is a lot of people here yeah and they scare me like
you're welcome here i'm not going to be like the person from new york that's like go home you're welcome
here they scare me i'm afraid to be uh out near these people let me tell you it is intimidating
but it's just crazy like i went i was in an uber friday night um like down in like the tribeca
soho area and there were mobs of people outside like
like every hotel because there's so many different celebrities in New York right now that they're just,
they were just waiting for people to exit and enter their hotels. Like massive, massive groups of
people. It's jam-packed. Yeah. You know who's been getting spotted left and right, Frank Ocean?
Really? He's like, he was at the US Open, but like there's so many videos on TikTok.
The US Open? Another one at that. US Open that had everyone out.
He'll just be like walking down the street like a normal person. It's so weird. But his hair is green now,
so look out for that for. Oh, that's right. Oh, I will look out for that.
Because, you know, and incoming, you know, Kardashian content for the MET, everybody for the VMAs that are like going from VMAs into the MET combo.
It's a ton.
It is a ton.
I'm excited for the MET gala, though.
I'm very excited.
I had a, I was like, wait a second.
Late last night.
I'm like, the MET gal is tomorrow night.
Like, I knew it was coming.
But I just couldn't believe that it was Fashion Week VMA's MECA all in one.
I guess it gets them in and gets them out all at the same time.
time.
Like everyone's going to leave at the same time and it's just going to free up the city although.
Aesap and Rihanna are going to be there?
I think so.
And I'm making bust.
I think it's like also a, they definitely thought about that.
Like it was like, oh, let's do this Monday in September.
It's the end of fashion week.
There will be people here already.
But it is just hard wrapping my mind around September Met Gallo.
Like it's like confusing me about what time of year is.
always the first Monday in May.
Come on.
Oh, I saw a post, a TikTok last night that had me thinking,
Chloe Kardashian doesn't get invited to the Met Gala.
Is she, Courtney and Chloe, they just don't go to the Met Gala?
Or I guess Courtney will be going with Travis, I'm assuming.
Courtney's gone before.
Has never been to the Met Gala, has she?
I don't know about never.
Let's do a quick search.
Put that in the Google machine.
Yeah, type it into that Google machine.
I would bet money that she's been there once.
I just opened up my Google and it just says,
feel like I can't cry.
Because I had a thought last night, like, can your tear ducks be blocked?
The rumor has, the rumor has it that Chloe has never been invited to the mech gal
because she's not famous enough.
That's just not true.
She's famous enough, definitely.
Absurd.
There's literally tabloid articles from the sun
The sun is so fucking ruthless
Three hours ago
Chloe Kardashian quote
Banned from Met Gallifur being two C list
I almost just spit out my god
While her sisters Kim Kendall and Kylie
Frequent the Red carpet event
The fellow keeping up with the Kardashian star
Is yet to receive an invite
Oh my God
This is saying she's been straight up banned
I mean, I don't mean to laugh because it's fucked up, but that is...
Objectively a funny headline.
Yeah.
She and sister Courtney are yet to be sent an invite to the prestigious bash,
which even their mom, Chris Jenner, has appeared at previously.
Even their old-ass mom's been invited.
I mean, this is so mean.
Sources have revealed Chloe isn't welcome at the glamorous celebration
as she is unable to compete with the host of modeling film,
with the host of modeling film and music stars.
Folks editor-in-chief Anna Wintourke's so mean.
It's said to regard the reality TV favorite.
She's already dead.
As two sea lists for the red carpet.
We get it.
That's the sixth headline you've read about Chloe.
That was actually from the Sun article.
That's crazy.
But the articles go back.
Articles go back from
2019.
Is Chloe Kardashian a Renaissance man?
Oh, man.
Do her kids go to school?
Will True go to high school?
Probably, if any of the kids are going to go.
This is interesting because Courtney is so.
So, like, Courtney is everywhere right now that I wonder if this was the year that she got invited, her and Travis.
I feel like Travis, Courtney, Megan Fox and MGK are going to have a big statement at the MacGala.
Maybe, I don't know.
I don't want to confirm that as a walk, but I feel like.
I feel like Megan Fox and MGK might not be invited.
I feel like Megan Fox would definitely be there.
I don't think Megan Fox has ever been invited to the MacGAL.
I think if anyone was going to be invited.
I think if it was going to be anyone invited, it would be MGK.
Yeah.
And he would bring Megan Fox.
Yeah, it's just always.
Yeah, I just don't know.
I just don't know.
I just don't know.
Like, I just don't know if they're like, you know, don't take this the wrong way to them,
but maybe like a little too tacky.
Oh, Fran.
Like, you know, I don't know.
But some could.
The mechalologist is such a classy affair.
It is.
And I will say the Kardashians are very classy,
but some might say that, well, you know what?
Here's the thing.
Do you think Kim might be showing up with Kanye?
Because I don't understand why she's like going full like Kanye outfits when she's out.
Like did you see her with the thing over?
I'm sure Kanye's still styling her or something weird like that.
I feel like she's prepping for some big like her and Kanye on the carpet.
Do you think Kylie's going to go?
Yeah, definitely.
even though the reports on Dumas
I've said that Kylie dropped out
Oh I didn't see that
Yep
What Travis is?
I don't know I'd be shocked if she didn't go
They also said that Justin Bieber dropped out last minute
Which would make me upset
Walk the damn carpet with your wife Justin
He refused
He just like
Well that's just selfish because then that just robs us
Of seeing Haley at the Meck out
No I think Haley's gonna go
Remember Sean Vendez will take her
Remember?
Roshan Fendez
Remember
when she went after they got married, she went along.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
She looked unbelievable.
Maybe she doesn't even need him there, but,
Sean Mendez and Camilla Cabo, man.
All right, shoot, take it into the VMA section.
Yeah, yeah, let's get into it.
Let's tell you all what we're talking about today.
All right, we have a great episode, by the way.
We have a full VMA segment.
We are also going to be talking about Ben Affleck and J-Lo.
We have a Britney Spears update, her conservatorship,
and she is engaged.
And the Dancing with the Stars cast was revealed.
We said we were going to talk about that.
Very interesting people.
We have a great interview with Justin Long.
Honestly, one of our favorites.
Our favorite interviews that we've ever done.
Seriously, I mean that from the bottom of my heart.
When people ask our favorite interview, I think my answer is going to be Justin Long.
Yeah, very funny.
I agree.
Slap that with an LOL.
Yes.
Slap an LL on that.
You're right.
And of course we have trivia as well.
We're back, baby.
We're back.
Big episode.
So let's get into it.
Starting off with a little.
the VMAs.
Let's get into our VMAs recap before we do that, guys.
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Big night at the VMAs last night.
There was a lot going on.
The VMAs is always that kind of show.
There's a lot of nonsense going on.
I really want to start off by talking about MG Fox,
Connor McGregor, the whole shebang.
I know what we're going to get to the Conner McGregor, MGK stuff.
But did you see the interview of Megan Fox,
I'm a machine on Kelly on the red carpet,
where she was like, what daddy says,
Daddy gets.
Oh, I saw.
And then she says, and this just made me die.
And I was like, this is amazing.
She was like, he can't have any other hose.
his music video, only the queen. Referring to herself, I was like, Megan Fox, you're so hot.
So hot. Pray for Brian Austin Green. For real, pray for Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox will go down
as like the hottest person alive. Continuously all throughout our lives, Megan Fox has been
extremely hot at every waking moment. How does one... She looked so... She looked so good.
Insane. There was just one shot.
and we posted it on the chicks in the office Instagram of their red carpet photos.
It was the third one.
It was just a solo shot of her.
And she looks just unbelievable.
Unbelievable.
Do you think?
How has this woman had children?
She looks unbelievable.
You know how people like every, you know, beautiful people still have their days, you know?
I don't think that she ever looks bad.
ever
it's impossible
she stays consistently hot
the way she talks
it's the whole thing it's not like
she's just like
obviously very beautiful
just the way she carries herself
the way she talks is like
who talks like that
but she can do it
she did also
the dress was a
I'm gonna fucking say his name wrong
muggler
mouglair
mouglair
sure
and it looked familiar
because, you know, he also designed that one year Kim, Kim Kardashian's met look, which was similar to this,
with the raindrops, with the tight corset, where it has like that look with the, and she did the
wet hair look also. It was similar, but um, corset. Corset. Corset. I thought it was Corset. I thought
it was Corset. I, so here's the thing. I think Fran's right, but I think everyone says Corset. Like, I say
corset, but I think it might be a corset. I think both play. I've always wondered. Let's go with
All right.
But she also had like a like a little like silver thong on.
Like that was really all you could see.
It was unbelievable.
She basically was just, you know, close to naked.
That's fine.
She's unbelievable.
She looks so fucking good.
On top of that, did you see?
And she and Courtney when they announced their, the machine gun Kelly Travis performance,
called them their future baby daddies.
Yes.
And I, my ovaries are going to explode.
I can't with these two couples.
You know what I also love about these two, these two couples?
And some people, I think, hate it.
They don't kiss.
They tongue touch.
Right, right, right.
They're just like, we're going to just lick each other.
And that is where my, you know, tacky comment came from.
Sometimes it's just like a little much.
Is it enjoyable?
Is it entertaining to watch?
Yes, absolutely.
But like for the nine million time do I need like Courtney and Travis like just on the right carpet like tongues touching?
Not all the time.
You know what?
That's fair.
I love it every time.
I don't know.
I just like because I just feel like Courtney, she needed this.
Yeah.
Courtney's living a whole different life.
There was also a moment where we think that Conn McGregor,
and Machine Gun Kelly, I don't know, there's like reports for an altercation.
Machine Gun Kelly's teams denied that, said nothing happened.
But there's a video of McGregor, like, tossing his drink in his direction.
The rumor was that he, like, wanted to take a picture or something.
And he said no, but, like, that could all just be.
I think that's true.
And then there was an interview afterwards with Connor.
And you could tell he was like, I don't even know this guy.
Like, he kept making it clear.
Like, I don't even know who MGK is.
Well, maybe he wanted a picture with Megan Fox.
Well, that's what he said.
He was like, I don't know anything about this guy.
And now he's with Megan Fox.
Um, Megan Fox is so hot and MGK just, he does not do it for me.
I understand that people think he's hot and I'm not saying he's not hot.
Yeah.
But Pete Davidson, I thought you were.
Oh, yeah, Pete Davidson.
I feel like they're very similar.
No, Pete Davidson does it for me way more than MGK does.
MGK, like.
MGK is so tall.
I feel like they both are.
No, but I don't know.
MGK is for sure taller than Pete Davidson.
I just.
Just, I don't want people to get upset with me about Machine Gun Kelly.
I feel like he tries.
Like, trying hard, I don't think is a bad thing.
Yeah.
But, but.
It's one inch taller than him.
I don't think it's a bad thing because I hate when people are like, you try so hard.
It's like, yeah, what, we got to try hard.
Yeah.
But for me, I'm like, is he trying to force this, this rock and roll image?
You know, he was a full on rapper before this.
It was like, it's just too totally, and I get it, you can change your vibe.
but sometimes I'm just like
Is this really you, M. GK?
Maybe it is.
I'm sure it is.
But maybe this is, maybe the rap,
the rap side was the fake side.
That could be it too.
Maybe he's showing his true colors now.
I don't know.
That's not why I don't, he doesn't do it for me.
In general, I just, doesn't do it for me.
Super fair.
But people freak out over him.
Yeah.
Then the VMAs was just another example of that
with just the fashion and the looks and all those moments.
Like, I'm just looking at Megan Fox the whole time.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They stole that red carpet by far.
There wasn't too many people.
I mean, Haley Bieber looked amazing.
Madison Beer looked so good.
It looked so good.
I love Casey Musgraves, hated what the fuck she had on top of her head.
I don't even know how to describe that.
But there was a lot of great performance.
The guys looks good too.
Guys looks great.
I liked Sean Mendez.
I liked it.
Sean Mendez always looks good.
Jack Harlow.
Yep.
Jack Harlow and Lil Nasax make me laugh.
Lil Nasx, I find incredibly entertaining.
And he,
there was a red carpet moment that went viral also where, you know, he was talking
about his outfit.
He was like, I look good.
And he was being interviewed by Jamil Mustafa.
She was like, he goes, do you think I look good?
And she said, listen, I'm not going to say I'm hating on the fit, but let's move on, okay?
Which people were like laughing at, but also like, you know, she didn't lie to his face.
I think that's totally fine.
Right.
Like, did I think he looked confident and felt like he looked good?
Yes.
Did I love it?
No.
Yeah.
I mean, that's fair.
Yeah.
Love color, though.
It was a great purple.
We love purple.
Yeah, exactly.
We love purple here.
Absolutely great purple.
Normani's performance had a lot of people talking.
That was...
Normani is so fucking hot.
She's so hot.
She's so hot.
Chloe Bailey, too.
Yes.
But I got a question, though.
And I'm okay with it if everyone else is okay with it in the room.
Okay.
Are we just fucking on stage now at every award show?
Yeah, that does appear to be...
There was a part where Normani was just like...
I mean, she was on top of Tiana Taylor.
Yeah.
Like, I mean, whoa.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Whoa.
Whoa was the right way to describe that.
Whoa.
It was crazy.
It was insane.
It was.
I'm not against it, but it was a whoa.
It was jaw dropping.
Jaw dropping.
You know what else was nice?
It was nice to see Avrilavine out there.
She does not age.
That woman looks exactly the same.
Because she's not real.
It's a robot.
Get a new clone every few years.
But like, I, I had a giggle moment.
moment like when they cut to her
and Maud's son sitting together in the audience.
I'm like just wild.
You know,
Justin Bieber also was there and people were talking about
the lead. Won a bunch of awards. What did you think about his
outfit? Too big.
Look, that's his style. He does it all the time
in the sense that when you were like
it sometimes feels like MGK tries a little too hard.
I'd love for Justin to try a little bit harder sometimes.
Put a little more effort in. It's his style.
I get it. He's always dressed like that.
But it's like the
pants are just nine sizes too big.
They're not even sweatpants.
They look like sweatpants.
They weren't.
They were pants.
They're just ginormous.
The blazer was like for like a triple quadruple X-L.
You know that picture of Caleb?
You just wears clothes that are so huge.
That's what it was like.
But he thanked Haley on stage and there, obviously he was posted on TikTok and people are just
so mean.
Oh my God.
People are like, no joke.
Tons of comments.
TikTok comments are a fucking work.
are fucking worse. And this is the only reason I'm pointing them out is just because of how absurd they are and I hope nobody takes them literally. Sometimes the comment section is on TikTok could be very funny. But sometimes they could also be very bad. All of the comments were like, he's just thanking her because of TikTok. Like they think they're that important that Justin Bieber went on stage and thanked his wife because the TikTok people think he doesn't love her.
It's atrocious. Beliebers still think that Justin Bieber is in love with Selena Gomez. He might be, but like,
They're like really honing in on that.
I don't even know if it's like, is that a word.
Honing it.
Honing it.
Honing. Honing. Honing.
Pam or pan?
No.
It's honing though.
I definitely don't.
I think we've talked about this before.
Why are you rolling your eyes?
I've never gone up the word honing.
Honing.
Honing.
Honing.
You would never say I'm homing in.
That doesn't even.
Pam or Pan?
Are you saying Pam?
With two ends.
Honing.
H-O-A-N.
H-O-A-N.
What?
I'm telling you.
It's a thing.
Yeah, but,
Frang, you're acting like we've had this conversation.
We did not.
I could have sworn to death.
I did not hit her.
I did not hit her.
I did not.
I did not.
Oh, hi, Mark.
Honing.
Let it go.
Let it go.
You get, take the ill.
Hold this out real quick.
No, no.
I'm not saying she was using the wrong one.
I'm just saying that you.
There are two things.
All right, honing in, homing in.
Honing in is like when you're like,
like focusing.
Yeah, it's to sharpen a knife or perfect a skill.
And then what was the other one?
Home in?
Yeah.
What does that even mean?
Like you're home.
Like you're like getting cozy?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Look, I can't even properly read how this is telling me it is right now.
Wow.
Is that confusing?
Is it home in or home in?
Miriam Webster
Both are used
But Home In does a better job
Of hitting the mark
What to know
Home In is the more common phrase
For figuratively or literally
Finding and moving directly towards something
Home can be a verb
I want to know what to edit
His eye roll into the YouTube
Way to a destination
It's very similar
Whatever
Anyways
I don't have anything else to say
About the VMAs
Neither do I
What did you think about Doja Cat
I guess that noise I made didn't really sound great
But I didn't love her fucking worm thing
Her crab shoes
I didn't like that whole bit
I didn't like all that
Why don't you just wear cool outfits
That are nice
Like why do you gotta dress up like a fucking worm
Yeah I love Sidney Lopper
Madonna is Madonna
You know
And I also really like the food fighters
Oh yes
Food Fighters are great
Love the Food Fighters
Fighters are fucking awesome.
Sometimes they're just like, no offense to like the other performances and whatnot.
But sometimes you like throw in like a good rock and roll performance and you're like this is the good stuff.
Give me a little bit more of this.
Right.
Oh, we didn't even talk about Olivia Rodriguez.
She looked great.
Good for her.
Yep.
Good for you.
Yeah.
Good for you. Olivia.
No, she, I, I'm, she looked great.
Very exciting.
I think she had to have been probably very nervous for.
like first big award show all of those things people think billy eilish snubed jalo i don't know if billy was
just like mine in her own business but jalo came on stage and she just wasn't she didn't look that
excited i couldn't imagine what beef billy had no no i couldn't imagine either but i want to she just
might maybe she's just not a fan i love women like jalo is also just so beautiful like
girls are beautiful yeah you're right you're just like you're just like you're just like
like wow like they all just look so good everyone did look really beautiful and you just appreciated it
they're like you're all looking great yeah i agreed it's a good way to transition into ben and jem
so these amazing pictures of ben affleck and jalo came out and if you're watching on the youtube
we'll put them up so you could see them if you haven't yeah unbelievable i can't believe i love her
every time we talk about ben and jen blows my mind every time
The photos of when Ben was going through, like, just a rough time looking out on the beach,
towel wrapped around his waist, big ass tattoo on the back, compared to the pictures of him
with J-Lo on this red carpet, you could see the glow up.
You could see how happy he is, healthy, he looks great.
They both look incredibly happy together.
I'm just, what a love story for the ages.
For real.
Don't you think it's crazy?
It is.
It's wild.
And then I saw a bunch of people saying that it was 18 years ago.
like this week that they broke off their engagement.
That's so fucking long.
Like 18 years later.
18 years later.
I don't know if it's the most romantic thing ever or like the worst thing ever.
And they still look incredible.
I know.
Incredible.
I have chills.
I love Ben Affleck.
I love Ben Affleck.
Ben Affleck or Matt Damon?
Ben Affleck.
Wow.
Ben Affleck's tall
Or I was just saying like
Not just like
Oh movies
Like just like in general
In general
In general
Ben Affleck
All around
All around
I don't know
There's pros and cons
What about movies
Matt Damon has been married
For a long time
So give him credit for that
True
Family man
What are we giving people credit
For marriages and divorces
Well I mean
You know
Ben Affleck's been
through a couple at this point he's been through a lot ben afflick yeah i always root for him you
know that i root for ben affleck yeah i don't know why i feel like he's a really good guy at heart i don't
know what who do you who's your choice matt damon or ben affleck in terms of mary kill uh
the way that noah just nodded his out at me ready for this question i'm i'm ready for the third
ben aflick matt damon mark walberg oh oh uh kill mark walberg
Yeah, I think that's a pretty easy kill.
Fuck, Ben Affleck, marry Matt Damon.
Okay, Fran.
Mine's probably the same.
Yeah, I guess if you're going to marry one of them, it's going to be Matt Damon.
He's the, like you said.
If we're debating Ben Affleck and Matt Damon, I think you've got to throw a third that could compete a little bit more.
Let me think.
Like, you got to throw like Leo or something in there.
No, because Leo, I feel like Ben Affleck, Matt Damon and Mark Wahlberg, maybe because they're all from Boston.
I'm throwing into one category, whereas, like, Leonardo de Cal, are they all from Boston?
Yeah.
What?
They're all from Boston.
Oh, those three, not Leo.
No, no, no.
I'm saying Leo, I throw into category with like Brad Pitt.
What about John Krasinski?
Boston guy.
But he's younger.
I feel like he's younger than them.
Like I'm thinking like same.
Like Mark Wahlberg, Matt Damon, Ben Affle, they're all in the same generation.
Right?
Yeah.
I just think Mark Wahlberg never wins against those two.
No, no.
he doesn't you know i just yeah yeah that's what i was just saying like need someone in there who i would
pick over okay let me those those two boston's like which i just said john krasinski i would i would probably
marry john krasinski and then i'd and then i'd probably marry mad damon and kill ben afflick
yeah i feel like i was going to say leo brad pitt and ben afflick but i ben affleck gets killed in that
situation i sneakie might kill brad pitt in that situation uh really uh whoa well i guess
I guess, I guess.
I'm fucking Brad Pitt.
Yeah, I was going to say, I guess, yeah.
You guys like Edward Norton?
But no, no, the pictures.
John Favre.
Chris Evans.
He's from Boston.
Chris Evans.
I mean, Chris Evans is.
Chris Evans is literally kicking both Banatholic and Matt Damon a throat and they're
going to fall off the bridge.
Yeah.
Like, how tall is Matt Damon?
And I'm not really like a height.
I don't really care about people's height.
Take a guess.
But I feel like Matt Damon's sneaky short.
Yeah, he definitely.
5-8, it probably says.
5-10.
It says 5-10.
It says 5-8.
It's never right.
Ben Affleck is apparently 6-4.
Mark Wahlberg is 5-8, so.
Ben Affleck is 6-4.
That means Mark Wahlberg's really like 5-5, probably.
Mark Wahlberg is so tiny.
I've never seen him, but I could tell.
What do they list Justin Bieber's height at?
If you Google it.
I think 5-10.
I was laughing.
5-9.
Yeah, he's 5-8.
Justin Bieber's speech at the VMA's like, and I'm not
say anything.
Oh, we're back on the VMAs.
Yeah, never mind, never mind.
No, but you brought up Bieber and I was like, his speech.
I was like, circling back.
I could talk about Ben Affleck all day.
The pictures.
His tattoo.
I don't know when, I'm not quite sure when I'm going to get to the point where
seeing pictures of Ben and Jen don't just like fucking throw me for a loop.
Like I, especially ones like this where they're like lovingly staring into each other's
eyes and I'm just like, this.
is a real ass thing that's happening right now.
Isn't it crazy though?
And I do, I am convinced this is real.
Like, I'm officially off like the, this is like fake and for publicity.
I didn't.
Maybe it's started that way.
Yeah, I don't know.
I never thought it's for publicity.
I just feel like Ben Affleck's not a publicity kind of guy.
Oh, wait, no, he definitely is.
I mean, the pictures of him and on the dormice.
Who knows?
But I never got that feeling.
I just find it incredible.
Like you mentioned, 18 years have gone by.
18 fucking years.
Somehow these two found.
That's kind of crazy.
So for anyone who, like, is like, just,
broke up maybe in like 20 years
I was like I was like
damn if I go through my life
and like
you could break up have kids
and I like somehow end up with my fucking
high school boyfriend or something
20 years just kill me
that's why I said I don't know if it's
incredibly romantic or awful
I think when you're Ben and Jen it's great
yeah absolutely if
Jaylo ended up with her boyfriend from like before
she was famous it'd be like
I think she's going to be wearing a ring very soon.
There's all those rumors that he was ring shopping and everything.
I think he's going to propose again.
Does this add another engagement or does it stay the same?
No, no, no, one adds.
He just goes and gets the ring out of his like shoe box.
He has a whole box.
I've been keeping this.
Absolutely adds.
It adds, right?
Yeah.
For both of them?
Yeah, there's no like, ah, it's the same person.
So it just counts as one.
No, this is another engagement.
How's Jennifer Garner?
See, I'm about to say Gardner.
I know you saw how slowly I said that one.
Garner.
I mean, I haven't seen too much.
She is, oh, you know.
They still see each other for their kids.
And she does post on Instagram, you know, often enough.
My mom loves Jennifer Garner.
Love.
She sends me all her videos.
Well, she's great on Instagram.
Yeah, who doesn't love her?
She's so cute.
And she's just like.
kind of just fell off.
Like, what is she doing that?
She's just, like, doing great things.
She does a lot of commercial work.
Yeah, all these commercials.
Like, what's the last movie she was in?
I don't know.
It's a good question.
13 going on 30.
Noah's just roasting Jennifer Garner.
I mean, Jennifer Garner's on Instagram, you know, like saving, like Afghan refugees.
So.
Well, good for her.
Yeah, that's great.
I like that, really just can't say her name without taking a pause.
Brain was like, uh, Noah, shut the fuck up.
Jennifer's out of your saving people.
Would you please stop?
I have absolutely zero bad things.
No, I don't actually.
No, we're not saying anything bad about Jennifer Garner.
Oh my God.
Gardner.
All right.
That's it, folks.
A couple things to talk about with Britney Spears.
One, it appears like the conservatorship might be coming to an end.
Jamie Spears in the latest documents said that he not only would step down,
but he thinks like, you know, the conservatorship could end at this point.
Brittany's lawyers think he's just doing it to save himself from having to, like, go to court for
conservatorship abuse.
He said, Brittany's lawyer said, it appears that Mr. Spears believes he can try to avoid
accountability and justice, including sitting for a sworn deposition and answering other
discoveries under oath.
But as we assess his filing, which was inappropriately sent to the media,
yet before it was served on counsel, our investigation will continue.
Alleged documents from a past hearing suggest that Jamie Spears would have to pay a bond of
$47 million if found guilty of conservatorship abuse.
So Jamie Spears, I think, is big time trying to just go, like, hide in a hole for the rest
of his life and not, you know, have to answer for any of the shit that he did.
As he should.
Just go away.
Well, I think he should have to answer for all the shit that he did.
That, too.
But the fact that this has happened.
I feel like is a good thing.
Yeah.
Because I guess finally, you know.
It is technically a legal victory is what they said.
Right.
Exactly.
I feel like this is a step in the right direction.
She's now engaged though.
Also engaged.
And that's where my concern lies.
I like this guy.
I don't know.
I don't know if that's bad, good.
I know everyone talks about him being an aspiring actor, all those things.
But he jokes about it.
And at this point, like, she has had so many boyfriends.
and things like that.
Like she should,
if this guy is the one
that she wants to marry,
I can go for it.
She wasn't allowed,
she wasn't allowed
to get married up until now.
Is that what?
I mean, she had said that, yeah.
So the second she could.
Yeah.
I think that
yes,
we got a free Britney,
you know,
all that.
I don't think she's totally okay,
though.
Like, I think we got to point that out too.
I don't think
Britney spirit,
is like perfectly okay.
I don't know if getting engaged is going to be the best thing right now.
I mean, who am I to say?
No, I, yeah.
I'm trying to get married in Vegas.
I'm okay though, kind of.
Barely.
I think she's letting her hair down.
She's going full, like, free spirit.
She wants to post what she wants to post.
She has getting a freedom that she's ever had before.
Is it concerning maybe?
but, you know, at this point, it's like,
we got to let her try.
If it fails, it fails, but she deserves the opportunity
to make these decisions.
That's a great point.
I think you've got to do, do what you want to do.
Go for it.
Live your life, Brittany.
It's just like, I don't know.
You know, people mention, like,
are they getting a pre-up and then he posted a funny thing about it.
Yeah, he joked about getting the pre-nup.
And if this is what's going to make her happy, that's great.
Then she should do that.
I think she loves being a mom so much.
She wants to have more kids.
Yeah.
then that's great.
I just don't feel like,
I think that people,
yes,
Britney Spears should not be,
like have her dad control her life
or people controlling her life.
But I don't think Britney Spears is like 100% okay.
Right.
Well, she certainly shouldn't just be like,
you know,
not going to therapy or like not seeing a count,
like not having good people around her
and in her team
and helping her make some decisions.
But yeah,
I feel like, you know,
you see what she's posting on Instagram
and you're still kind of like,
hmm,
is everything?
all right. No person who has been
under what she, been through
what she has and
has been under this control is going to be okay.
Looking like a perfectly normal
citizen. Yeah, like, oh, everything's blinding Dan.
You're just going to snap right back into life. That's just
not going to happen. Impossible. So that's why I feel like, it's kind of like
what people mentioned about John Mullaney, like,
all of a sudden, boom, he's in a relationship and having a kid.
It's like, oh, well, I don't know. Maybe you should just slow it down for a second.
Maybe don't make any rash decisions.
Right, it's like a teenager who's been under insane control by like family or whatever.
It's like they finally go to college and they fucking go buck wild.
It was always the kids with the strictest parents that were the craziest.
Yeah.
Like my friends that had really strict parents would just completely black out whenever they were like allowed to sleep out.
My parents didn't care at all what I did.
So I just like mildly like I just did it every night.
Yeah, no, no, not even.
I would just like drink and go home and like be normal.
Like I didn't feel like I had to like go fucking.
crazy. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. So it's,
Brittany is going to keep making these
bigger life decisions now that she can actually do it because it did seem
like this is something she's wanted to do for a long time. Marriage,
more kids. And now with what seems to be these things,
conservatorship things, potentially coming to an end,
she's going to be doing those things. But I do
think that her lawyer is
clearly helping.
Here we are,
and Jamie Spears is back and down.
At the end of the day,
he just needs to be gone, so
I think he's going to be gone.
Last but certainly not least
for me is The Dance With the Stars cast.
It has been revealed.
We got a great,
great cast of characters this season.
Fewer athletes than I thought.
You know, a lot of times
there's more retired athletes, things like that.
Oh, you're not getting your athlete fix?
Yeah, you know, I like when there's, you know,
a couple of football players or things like that.
Eye candy on the show.
Yeah, you know, you know me.
But this season, we have, I'll start from the top.
We got Jimmy Allen, he's a country singer.
Don't really know too much about him.
Next.
He's very, you know, up and coming.
He won the new male artist of the year award
at the Academy and Country Music Awards.
So I feel like his stocks going up.
People are starting to recognize him, things like that.
Melanie C., Sporty Spice.
Love that.
Love.
Little Spice Girls action in there.
You got it.
Anytime you have a Dance with Stars week one where you know there's 100%
going to be a Spice Girls song, fantastic.
That's the perfect person to go on Dancing with the Stars.
Yeah, for sure.
And I don't really know too much about Sporty Spice.
She wasn't the most famous.
No.
Christine Chu,
She's in Bling Empire, which I never, I never watched Bling Empire, but massive show.
Massive, massive show on Netflix.
So she's going to be on.
I'm probably saying her name wrong.
Malora Hardin.
She plays, she plays Jan on the office.
I mean, you're, you're looking at me.
Yeah, I know how to pronounce it.
She, and it's, and you know, I think people see her and they're like, oh, Jan from the office.
Yeah.
She will be on this season.
fucking I love that. Love that.
Olivia Jade, which we talked about.
Yeah, we got to dive into that.
Olivia Jade. We did talk about it though because it was already announced.
And Matt James, those two we knew.
Amanda Kloots, who I think everybody recognizes because unfortunately, you know, she lost
her husband to COVID, Nick Cordero.
And it was like a, you know, it was a very big story.
It was out in the news for a long time.
talking about his battle and potentially, you know, there was, it got very, very bad, like,
amputation things.
It was, it was wild.
So she's a Broadway, she was a Broadway dancer and a former Rockette.
Now she is a trainer.
She's also on the talk.
So she's going to be on Dance with the Stars, which by, you know, will absolutely
make me cry multiple times.
I already know that's going to come.
Martin Cove, Cobra Kai, baby, John Cree, Scruff.
Friday kids.
Kudos to him.
He is 75 years old.
I don't want to do this.
I don't want to go off on a tangent,
so I'm going to make it real quick.
You said the name Martin.
Yeah, Martin.
Went out Friday night,
and people were like,
Steve Martin is here.
Isn't that one of the funniest,
most random people to be at a club?
I have no idea if that's true.
There's no way he was.
No shot.
I would also say there's no shot,
but like that was a thing.
That was being said.
That's Steve.
That's like Tommy smokes.
No, it sounds like a rumor, but it was like Steve Martin's here. People were freaking out.
They went, Steve Martin's here. I was like, what?
Steve Martin?
That is unbelievable.
Steve Martin. Yeah, there's no shot. Zero percent chance. That was Steve Martin.
Cheaper by the dozen. Yeah.
Sunni Lee, Olympic gold medalist. I love when the gymnasts are on. They're normally very good.
So I feel like there's probably some pressure there as well. The Ms.
This fucking guy.
Mike the Miss, he just pops up into every show.
Credit to his agent.
Credit to him for getting him on dancing with the stars, seriously.
Who's Mrs. Agent?
Call me.
Cody, oh, Kenny Moore, Real Housewives of Atlanta.
Yes.
She will be on Cody Rigsby, who I'm very excited for.
Peloton trainer.
Cody is fantastic.
Your mom loves Cody.
Loves Cody.
Cody's also my favorite Peloton instructor.
as well. He just fucking gets
getting me pumping. Get me pumping.
You get a good like 90s
or 2000's pop Cody ride
and it's great. It's great.
Brian Austin Green
Dance with the stars.
Imagine they dance to MGK stuff.
Well, so this is the thing and I'm pretty sure
it's going to be. It just wouldn't.
Yeah, that just never would have been impossible. I completely
ignored that statement.
He is
Yeah, he is
The rumor is not confirmed
But I am sure
Is that he is dancing with Sharna
Who is his girlfriend
Which we haven't
Really had like a pre-established
Celebrity
And pro
Couple
Then going on the show together
But that would make the most sense
That's you know that's juicy
Some walk the VMAs
Some do dancing with the stars
Yeah well
To each their own
Yep
I'm excited
for it because you always you know you always talk about the chemistry of the partners and like ooh like maybe
they like each other like what's going on you already have that for these two could it get steamy do you
get a good argentine tango going for these two do you think they had to beg uh the casting department
to like brian austin green on the show no or do you think he fits the no i think this was an easy
sell because i do think like selling a couple being on the show like they'll be like yes absolutely
Yeah, 100%.
I think they would love that.
Jojo Siwa, who, you know, we knew as well.
She's going to have a female partner.
And the last one is Imon Shumpert.
So that is, that's the athlete.
I thought, you know, normally sometimes there's a couple more.
But basketball player, you know, baby daddy to Deanna Taylor.
Are they married?
I think they are.
But I bet he's a good dancer just because he was married to her.
You remember that music video they did together?
Yeah.
Fucking hot as hell.
Fade.
Yeah, great song.
Oh, he was at the day.
the end of it or something?
He was in it.
Was he?
Yeah.
He had to have been.
I can't, I can't be remembering that wrong.
It was, but I can't be remembering that wrong.
I know they were in a video.
Maybe it was a different one.
Let me say, hold on.
Yeah, he was in it.
Remember?
Oh, yes.
And they looked really, like, creepy at the end.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, but great music video.
Tiana Taylor says, husband and mom tried to get me pregnant the night of fade video premiere.
Yeah.
Not shocking.
Makes sense.
Not shocking at all.
Was that at the VMAs?
Like she danced like on stage for a fade.
It's crazy.
I probably.
She is unbelievable.
I was just going to say the same thing.
It's like unbelievable.
Like not to go back to talking about the VMAs again.
Yes.
And you know.
Her and Normani.
Her and Normani were fucking insane.
I know.
They have us absolutely speechless.
But I'm excited.
It's like once again, they do a great job of
grabbing people from all different corners of celebrity.
I'm always excited for Dancing with the Star season just for you.
Yes, thank you.
Thank you.
We talk about Dancing with the Stars throughout the season,
and it's just little updates of Fran being frustrated, happy, whatever it is.
So this is your season.
Thanks.
And we're excited.
Yep. Yep.
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Ladies and gentlemen, we are back for another game of
Bea Ria and Fran. This is game 19
and we are joined by Sophia and Evia
from Canada to sisters.
Absolute adorable sister duo.
So beautiful, such a beautiful sister duo.
Welcome to the show.
What makes you guys pop
culture experts. Well, I mean, obviously your show and working from home, I have trivia on all the time.
Should be working right now, but it's fine. This is so much more important. This is way more important.
It is. And yeah, like for sisters, obviously, as you know, so we kind of like brown each other out and we kind of bounce ideas off of each other and kind of have like telepathy.
So hopefully we'll do well. That is true. That does happen often. I think sister pairs sometimes you can connect that way.
We'll just lay it out for you.
We're going to do 15 questions.
Whoever is the most points.
At the end is the winner.
If you get the question wrong,
the other side has the opportunity to steal the points
to determine who goes first.
Noah will tell us a movie,
and we have to guess the Rotten Tomato score.
You guys will guess first,
then it'll go to us, back to you, back to us,
and we will determine who goes first.
So, Noah, what is today's movie?
Today's movie is I love you, Beth Cooper.
I love you, Beth Cooper.
If it wasn't for your thumbs, you'd be a great hand model.
Oh, don't, you know, look, my mom's told me that every day in my life.
Where did that even come from?
I was staring at her hand.
She has a very nice manicure, and her rings look so lovely right now.
And then in my head, I was like, French, be a hand model.
And then I was like, oh, the thumbs.
They wouldn't cast her because of the thing.
Did you get a plastic surgery on your thumbs?
We talked about this.
Let's get into this.
But just so you know, I was thinking it.
But they wouldn't.
I thought it.
I've got great fingers.
I do.
Cast your thumbs.
They wouldn't.
No, they wouldn't.
All right, you guys.
Okay.
Betts, it's true.
What is, uh, all right, first guess for I love you, Beth Cooper.
Okay, I'm gonna go with 43%.
Where are you?
26.
Like, high.
Like 51.
Did you say 26?
Mm-hmm.
This is not strategic, but that is a bad movie.
No?
It's a good, bad.
Like, it's a good movie, but it's like, it would be a critically bad movie.
It's like, yeah.
I'm going to go with a,
like 11%
13
Oh nice
good good stuff
low that makes up for last week
so I just cut my mouth shot on that one I was like I'm not going to tell her where to guess
smart
All right
Question number one
Shout out Lizzie and Ren from college station
I just want to say to Lizzie and Ren
They send me like questions every day
I appreciate it we will get you on the show
But it's like they send me like every day and it's always like we're still waiting
Like you're seen
Lizzie and Ren
You are seen
We said today that Noah has his funny pants on
He does
Anyways
You see you
We hear you
You are seen
Yes
Okay
Question number one
To Rian Fran
Which actor made a cameo in Euro trip
As the angry lead singer
Of the punk band
That is performing at the graduation party
Um
Uh
Uh
Uh
Joe just had this movie on
Ah shit
It's Matt Damon
Right
He doesn't know
Scottie, and I embarrassingly
did not know until fairly recently
that Scottie doesn't know, like, wasn't a real song.
That it, like, came from the movie.
I did not know that.
I didn't know that until now either.
It's Matt Damon, I'm pretty sure.
Matt Damon, final answer.
Correct.
Way to go, Fran.
That's nice.
But, like, I always thought Scotty doesn't know
was a song sang by, like, a real band,
and it's literally from a movie.
Have you guys seen Eurochip?
I have not.
I've only seen bits and,
Joe put it on the other day,
but it was the second half.
Yeah.
And Matt Damon had already performed.
But that scene is worth it.
And Joe was like, what do you mean?
You've never seen this movie.
Scottie doesn't know?
And I was like, what?
It's so funny.
More you know.
Yep.
All right.
Question number two, we're in front of one, nothing.
This is two.
Sophia and Evia.
Oh, you can do it, Noah.
I just wanted to make sure I got it.
Okay.
Shout out Morgan from Raleigh, North Carolina.
What foreign country were Dylan and Cole Spouse born in?
A.
Mexico, B, England, C, Canada, D, Italy.
I don't think of it.
I was missing Mexico, too.
Yeah.
Okay.
Mexico.
I'm correct.
I actually, it is Italy, right?
It's Italy, confirmed.
Italy, final answer.
I don't know where Dylan Spouse is on.
Come on.
I was so excited for that question.
That's funny.
nothing, Rian Fran. This is question three.
Shout out Isabel from Cleveland.
That's why I liked Dylan so much
because I was like, oh wait, he's not Italian, but he was born
in Italy. That means he has
He probably has citizenship.
He's both. That's cool.
That is cool. Okay.
2-0-0-Ran Fran. Shout out Isabel from
Cleveland. This is 2. Rian
Fran. Rank these Nickelodeon shows
from most to least episodes.
Drake and Josh,
Zoe 101,
I. Carly,
victorious.
I think the most
Is it got to be I Carly
Is I Carly
Second
I would say
Zoe 101 and Drake and Josh
Don't have a lot of episodes
I would almost put Drake and Josh last
Yeah
Drake and Josh has a shockingly low
amount of episodes
Yes they do
I would say I Carly
victorious
I Carly victorious
Zoe 101
101
Drake and Josh
Okay final answer
I Carly
victorious
Zoe 101, Drake and Josh.
Incorrect.
Ah.
We do Icarly,
Victoria, and then flip one.
Yeah.
Drake and Josh said Zoe 101.
Okay, can you one more time?
Okay.
I Carly, victorious,
Drake and Josh, Zoe 101.
Also incorrect.
Oh, shit.
The correct answer is I Carly.
Zoe 101?
I Carly at 97 episodes, Zoe 101.
61,
Victorious,
57,
Drake and Josh
56.
Yeah.
Surprising.
I feel like
Drake and Josh
had a billion.
That's what you would think.
And then you go on
Hulu to watch
and you realize
that there's not.
It was just,
it was just such good
like quality episodes.
Quality episodes.
Did you guys see
that Seinfeld's coming
to Netflix?
All of Seinfeld.
That's pretty cool.
It's already on Hulu.
I'm guessing
I think they moved it.
I moved it back.
Oh, fuck yeah.
Okay.
Whatever.
I watch it anyways.
I feel like it's easier
to watch on Netflix.
That's awesome.
Okay.
still
2-0-0-0-Rey and Fran
this question is to
Sophia and Evia
shout out Abby from Denver
who is Taylor Swift's love interest
in the White Horse music video
You have to know this
I've seen like every single one
I know
I can say you the song
throw a heart throw
I say someone random
like
Time is up
Taylor Wattner
incorrect
Stephen Coletti
Final answer
Nailed
Nice
Hatsda
That one is a tough
We're feeling good today
I am feeling good
I'm telling you
As soon as Starbucks
Had lemonade this morning
And put me in the best
Man
No joke
Welcomed me into the office
With open arms
She jumped into my arms
She went
She like got down like this
And I jumped in her arms
Why does Starbucks not usually have lemonade
They're out all the time
of lemonade and I can't
can't get the black tea lemonade.
Everyone was like, you guys do this often?
I asked the Starbucks lady all the time.
Like, she knows me because I walk in and I say, you got lemonade today.
And most of the time she says no.
And then I literally walk out because that's all I've just.
That's the same thing when they don't have the nitro culture for me.
Yeah.
And today she looked at me and was like, we got it.
Oh, wow.
All right.
3-0-0 Rian Fran.
This question is to Rianfran.
Question number five.
Shout out Rachel from Chaska, Minnesota.
Which actor or actress had a prominent role on the office and Parks and Rec?
What actor or actress had a prominent role in the office and Parks and Rec?
I just watched both of them.
I mean, I watched Parks and Recrex all the time.
Oh, oh, oh, uh, uh, Rashida Jones.
Ah, Rashida Jones, final answer.
Correct.
Yeah.
Yeah.
There you go.
There you go.
Oh, I didn't put your hands out like that.
No, I wasn't actually, but then I saw you were going to go first.
I thought you were doing it.
Yeah, no.
Okay.
Oh, that was terrible.
Okay.
Okay.
For nothing, rant right now, I'm going to need Sophia and Evia to.
You guys remind me of DJ and Stephanie.
They're so cute.
I'm full house.
Okay.
In the best way.
I have faith that you guys are going to get this one.
Have you seen stepbrothers?
Well, it does.
You're just fully rooting for Sophia and Evia at this point.
I'm running for a good game.
Yep.
Okay.
Question number six.
Shout out Danielle from upstate New York.
What song does the family sing in the car in the movie Step Brothers?
I've seen that in like years.
Don't stop believing my joke.
Not a bad guess.
Not a bad guess.
We were just walking inside your house the other night.
Yeah.
She's got eyes like the bluest guy.
Yeah, but what's the name?
Oh, sweet child of mine.
I was going to say.
What's the name of the song?
Sweet child of mine.
Yes.
Okay.
I'm dairy.
Derek and I could sing high like this
Okay, five nothing
And I could sing hi
Okay
So I'm not seeing
I pay for singing lessons five this week
So good
All right five nothing
Ran Fran
This is question number seven
Shout out Jillian from Illinois
And this question is to Rand Fran
What is Jacob's Nick
name for Bella in the Twilight movies.
Loka.
Spit my water across the table.
He said it.
I don't know.
You said it so confidently.
10 seconds.
Where you've been, Loca.
That's not what he calls her.
That's not what he calls her.
10 seconds.
I don't remember.
I don't know either.
Five.
I do not remember.
Loca.
Locke. Final answer.
Correct.
Yes!
No!
No! That's really what it is?
I said that so...
Well, because there's that one line that everybody would make fun of when he comes out of the house and he's like...
How are you doing? Love or something? Like, where you been, Loka?
Oh, my God.
Oh, wow. That's amazing.
All right, 6-0. 6-0 ran for him now.
This question is to...
Joffia and Evia. Shout out, Sidney,
Sin D, from Fayetteville, North Carolina.
Name the current real-life spouses of these Gossip Girl stars,
Blake Lively, Leiden Meester, and Penn Badgley.
Blake Lively.
Nothing?
No.
All right, three and friend.
I don't know Penn Badgley, and then I do not know Penn Badgley.
Adam Brody.
Is Penn Bollinger?
to like an actress?
I didn't know Penn Badgley.
I thought Penn Badgley is married too.
I have literally no idea.
There's got to be another teen star.
When he says it, I'm going to be like,
ah, of course, but I don't.
We don't know.
No.
Domino Kirk.
Oh, no.
Nope.
Who that hell is that?
Don't even know who that is.
Domino?
Domino.
Her name is Domino?
Yeah.
Okay, yep.
It's an English American singer and actress.
Oh, well.
Oh, yeah.
But honestly, yeah.
I wasn't sure if I saw that question, I'm like, I'm assuming.
No.
Yeah, no.
Okay.
Certainly don't know who that is.
All right.
Still 6-0-0.
Rian Fran.
And this question is to Riannefrann.
Shout out Kate from Denver.
Name three of Michael Scott's character slash alter egos.
Prison Mike.
That's all.
I only know prison Mike.
I'm just.
I think that's all I'm going to come up with
I don't know I can't think of anything else
okay to official
Sophia and Evian pass
okay
prison Mike
date Mike
and Mika Nose
I think that's his name
correct
there you go
let's go
got it never was
I had a huge list here there's like a billion
really yeah
Michael Scam, Michael Clump, Prison Mike, Micah, Michael Wonka, Caleb, Craydath, Santa Bonn, Jesus Christ.
Wow, there's a lot.
Wow, I could have just literally named.
Yeah.
All right, 6-1, and this is question number 10, and this is, I'm going to play a clip, and you tell me what the clip is from.
This is to Sophia and Evia.
where it's like
only the girls
that says like
modern family
incorrect
the voice is
the voice is me Lucanus
right
can you play it again
oh wait
is this date night
is that the answer
is that your final answer?
Date night
date night final answer
correct
wow
wow
Tina Faye
I thought
and that was the only reason
I was
and James Franco
and James Franco
and
Michael, or not Michael Scott, Steve Crowell.
All right.
Nice.
7-1.
What did you think about that movie pick?
Well, we got it.
Slightly obscure, but I think that's a good movie.
Okay, 7-1 now.
Grand Fran.
This question is also to Rio Friend.
Shout out, Nour from Pakistan.
Wow.
Yeah.
Which actress played a crazy I. Carly superfan on the show?
A. Emily Radikowsky
B, Emma Stone
C, Jane Lynch,
D. Emma Watson.
Emily Radikowski.
That was like her one thing
and everybody talked about that she was on I-Carley.
Yes.
Emily Radikowski.
Incorrect.
Oh, shit.
She was on I-Cola.
She was for 100%.
That's right.
Emma Stone.
Correct.
Wow.
I remember that one.
I don't know that.
Yeah, me too.
I must have missed that one.
Yeah.
Okay.
They have so many episodes.
Yeah.
I Carly, the most episodes.
7-2 now.
This question is to Sophia and Evia.
Shout out Allison from Minnesota.
What actor does Hannah Montana mention in Best of Both Worlds?
What are you just sing the whole song?
I don't know.
Do you have anything?
No.
Time is up.
Nothing?
I just sang the whole first verse in the chorus and there's no.
It's them.
I know, I know.
No, they time is up?
I mean, is this the right song?
Because I also sang the whole first song,
and I can't get an actor in my name either.
This is going to be a lot of style.
This is going to be a controversial question.
Makes it all together and you know you get the best of boatwork.
Time jobs.
No, I, yeah, no app.
Okay, you know what?
This is controversial because it's in this song.
it goes you go to the movie premieres
is that Orlando Bloom?
Oh, you go to movie premieres
and then it says it like in the back.
Yeah.
Huh.
Yeah, I also don't, like once the first verse and the chorus,
I don't know the rest of the words.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, because it's shorter.
It's a full version.
There is a full version,
but there is also like the theme song
cuts its cuts short.
That's all right.
We'll take an L on that.
Yeah.
All right.
Still 7-2, Rianfrann.
This is question number 13.
Shout out Lacey from Toronto.
And this is two, Rianfrant.
Which TV show did Taylor Swift call out because of a sexist comment about her?
Was it saved by the bell?
No, that was Selena Gomez.
Shit, shit, shit.
Um, I was Ginny and Georgia.
Um, yes.
Ginny and Georgia.
Final answer.
Final answer.
Correct.
8-2.
Question number 14.
This is to Sophia and Evia.
Shout out Grace.
What is the name of the Outer Banks theme song?
I don't even know this.
It's us, right?
Yes.
Left-hand free.
Correct.
I would have gone on that one.
I actually don't know the name of the song.
I could sing it, but I don't know the name.
The name.
All right.
8.3.
This is the final question.
Shout out Emily from Omaha.
this is a Syrian friend. In Gossip Girl, Blair is married to a member of a royal family for a short
amount of time. What was her title during that time? Oh, Blair of, uh, of Monaco. That sounds right,
but I, I'm only saying it sounds right. You could have said anything. I would say it sounds right.
She wasn't a princess though. Or was she?
Ten seconds. You can say anything right now. Lady of Monaco.
In prayer.
You watch the show.
Just say something right now.
Blair.
Princess.
Princess Blair.
In correct.
The Princess of Dowery.
Oh.
Would not have gotten.
Is that ring any bells?
No.
All right.
Well, the final score is 8.3.
I got to Google what country that the guy was from.
Another one, thank you.
Another W.
I thought the Canadian sisters could take you down.
We thought so, too, at first.
Noah really does try and pick people who will try and take us down.
We think are going to beat us.
But ladies, thank you so much for coming on with us.
You guys are so cute.
Thank you so much for listening.
And this was right.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
I love you.
Bye.
Bye.
Thank you.
We love you too.
Can't say it enough.
Got a fantastic interview with Justin Long.
Love.
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All right, everyone, we are here with a very special guest.
We have Justin Long.
He's a writer, director, actor, producer, podcast host.
Every word in the book, you name it.
He is.
It's a lot of things you do.
Not a chick.
I'm not a chick.
No.
You cannot.
after today's episode, you can be one.
Honorary chick, I'll take it.
That'd be great.
That would be great.
How are you doing, Justin?
We're so excited to have you.
Thank you for having me.
I'm good.
Yeah, this is a new thing for me because usually I, when I'm on these shows like this,
I talk about an acting job, and this is something that I directed and I wrote.
And so there's a lot more, I'm a lot more invested in it.
So it's, I'm so appreciative.
I'm that much more appreciative to you for having me on, to, to, to,
let me talk about it. So thanks.
Well, you're very welcome. We are,
we want to hear
about Lady of the Manor. That is the movie you
are referring to. Tell us
about that, because like you just said,
this has to be like a baby, right?
You just birthed this movie
completely yourself. Yes, which is a gross
visual. I get visual of me birthing.
Which makes you a chick. There you go.
Yeah, that's true. All right, well, which I know.
Yeah.
It was, I wrote it
and directed with my brother Christian.
And we had an idea.
The first idea was about, we love to go,
I love going on ghost tours whenever I'm in like any sort of southern city.
Like there's a great one in New Orleans.
And this one takes place in Savannah.
Key West has a good one.
But I've always been really into ghosts and that kind of stuff.
And we started playing around.
We were a little stoned.
And we had an idea, we had a lot of stoned ideas.
And, you know, if you smoke the next day, you look at them and you're like, oh, that's ridiculous.
I don't know what we were thinking.
But this was one of those ones that kind of stuck a little bit the next day.
And it was about like a comedic version of psycho.
But instead of the mother haunting him Norman Bates and making him do like murderous things, she's just like annoying.
You know, she just like gets in the way when he's trying to hook up.
She's a pest.
Yeah, she's a pest.
She's like, shames him.
And she's really like overbearing mom.
So we thought that might be funny.
And then we've always loved buddy comedies.
Like we grew up watching What About Bob and Plains Trains and Automobiles and movies like that about odd couples.
And we thought it'd be really cool to see one like a kind of more gross out guy buddy comedy, but with chicks.
With two ladies.
And so we wrote it about these two women, one of whom is like a pot smoking nair do well.
She can't keep a job.
She's like kind of a drift in her life
And she gets a job as a tour guide for this like Southernist
What I want?
I said she said me.
She described herself.
Oh, tell me.
I'm kidding.
Maybe I'll have a job.
Okay.
Yeah, you can identify.
Yeah.
Reha hosts another podcast here called Because we got high.
So that's that's why.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh.
No.
Do you do it while you're high?
Allegedly.
Oh, wow.
There are some legal ramifications.
So, yes, that is allegedly.
Oh, I see.
Yes.
Okay.
Well, that allegedly sounds fun.
Allegedly, it's a great time.
Oh, my God.
Well, I know Doug Benson does that show getting Doug with high.
And that is the only time I've smoked on.
I think.
I mean, there's a long story where I smoked once in a movie and had a panic attack.
But I'd be so, I'd be afraid to do that.
Which movie?
It was called Strange Wilderness.
It was this kind of a stoner, Adam Sandler produced comedy.
And I made the mistake of getting really, it was a scene where I had to,
I had to rip like three really big from this bong.
I had to take like three hits to this bong.
And it wasn't like a method actor thing.
It was truly just to be able to take a big lungful of smoke
because the fake weed they gave wasn't really smoky
and was bothering my lungs.
And so I knew a guy on set was holding, had some.
So I put in a little nugget and then there was a hair in the gate.
But back in the day, there used to be in the used film.
They would check the gate.
And sometimes every once in a while there would be a hair in the gate.
I got so, so I had to smoke a lot.
So I smoked a lot.
I got paranoid.
It was in the middle of the day at Griffith Park.
And I had to, I couldn't finish shooting.
I had to.
And Jonah, I remember Jonah Hill was in the movie.
And Jonah and I were roommates at the time.
And he goes, he did an impression of me later.
because when he got home that night, I said, how bad was I?
Like, how, was it noticeable?
And he goes, dude, you were like, you look like man on wire.
He said, you were walking like this.
He was like, you were walking like this.
Like, you were on my wire.
And it was really embarrassing that I couldn't finish.
But it happens to everybody.
Yeah, no, man, I'll never do that again.
But this was, yeah, so this was a concept that was developed with the help of weed.
Love it. That's amazing because like you said, and we, you know, we jumped in there, but one character is, you know, a little bit lost and in comes Judy Greer who's a ghost.
Right. So yeah, so so so Melanie Linsky's character is playing as this tour guide is pretending to be this woman who lived there and Judy is, yeah, the ghost of that woman. And Judy's character like takes offense at how Melanie's playing her kind of. She's like, well, I don't do, I don't. She's like a good, you know, she's like a lady, a proper lady.
lady. And so she starts haunting her, but in an annoying way. Like in a, like, she doesn't, she like
interrupts her when she's trying to hook up with the guy and she like stops her from smoking. And she just,
so they, they form this pact where Judy is going to teach her how to be like a proper lady,
like a true lady. And so written by two guys. Yeah. And mansplaining what it means to be a lady.
I love it. This movie sounds so much fun. And you wrote this with your brother. What's it
like working with your brother all the time because, you know, sibling, siblings fight and fight.
Well, are you guys? Are you? We are not. No, we're not. But we might as well, that's the thing with
we're, we're just such good friends, you know, we're brothers. Yeah, but we're like, beyond that,
we're just really close. And we don't, it's weird. I don't know. People keep saying that, like,
isn't that tough to work with your brother? But we have such similar, I think what it is, is like we have a
really similar point of view, sense of humor.
And so we just kind of trust each other.
And, yeah, there was not, I'm trying to think, but I don't, there wasn't a moment where, like,
one of us felt really strongly about something that the other one didn't, you know, we were pretty
aligned.
He's a lot better with, he was a lot better at talking to the actors, because I would get, I tend
to be, as you can hear, like, long-winded and, and I was really, like, effusive with the actors.
I was like, oh, my God, because I love Melanie.
I love Judy Greer and Melanie Lindsky so much.
I'm just like a fan, you know, so I found myself like,
we had so little time to shoot this movie because it was a low budget movie.
So I found myself taking up a lot of time just gushing about what they did in a take.
And Christian would then say to me like, he'd have to then step in and say like,
okay, but you guys have to say this long, you know, he'd have to give the note,
whatever it was.
And so I think they started going to him over me because he was a lot more direct,
clear about direction.
but he
I just really trust him
he's the funniest person I know so
it was easy
you are all like
so you're also in this movie
that's like I think a difference too
like your brother
you are in this movie as an actor
and I'm curious about like
that process because you are
you're the writer and the director
and I always
I'm curious about the actors that do this
who you know direct their own films
and then are in it
because it's like
Like, how do you kind of do both and do like, do you, did you say like, I'm going to put myself in this movie?
Like, did you pick your part?
Or did a casting director step in and cast you?
Yeah, yeah.
That's a good question.
That's a really good question.
I'd always wondered about that too.
Like, how do you know when you're in a scene?
Because when I'm in a scene, like, it's hard for me to, I, the whole goal is to just be present to the other actor.
And so you block everything out to the point where like I even take out my contact lenses.
I don't like being able to see the crew and stuff.
So you want to be focused.
And so I relied on Christian a lot when I was acting to, you know, to keep an eye on what was going on and how we were doing in the scene.
But it was just a matter of, like, trusting Christian when that happened.
But I'd always wondered about that, too.
Yeah, I think it was, I don't know how I would do it myself.
I don't know how I would, like, be in a scene and know if it was going okay or not, enough to give a note.
But he was really good about that.
He was really, he was on top of it.
And like I said, I just really trusted him.
So it was easy.
And no, we cast, we wrote the part thinking like I might,
it was a part I could play.
It was like something I had done.
It wasn't like some big stretch for me.
And we thought if we needed, it all depended on financing.
But I ideally would have liked somebody else to play the part.
Like we really wanted Jason Ritter, who was Melanie's husband.
I think we offered it to him, but he was doing something else.
We wanted him to play it because we're big fans of Jason's.
And yeah, I think the next one we do, hopefully we do another one, I won't act in it.
You weren't mad that he turned down the park.
You would have loved to have them, but.
I truly would have.
Well, yeah, it would have been easier for me.
It would have been easier to be able to step back and, like, not do both things.
But like I said, it wasn't like a hugely challenging part for me.
So I could do it.
So did you guys also reach out to Melanie and Judy?
Like, was that you guys as well, casting those two lead roles?
Yeah, so we wrote those parts based on people that we knew in our lives.
They were more inspired by, like, actual people who weren't actors.
Like Judy's character, we used to, we live next to a woman, really wonderful lady, like an older woman who was a single older lady who was so sweet to us.
but she was very old school.
She was really into etiquette and, you know,
like she was like a proper,
and that's where we got the idea of,
you know,
that a lady should leave the room if she has to pass gas,
if she has to,
she told,
she did that once at our house.
Where's she going?
And she just went in the other room.
And we were all like,
I think she might be funny.
And so the idea that like,
that's what a lady does.
So that we wrote that into the script based on that.
But no,
we didn't write.
it with specific actors in mind.
And so we, when we started thinking of actresses,
Melanie, I had worked with her a couple years earlier on,
like, on drama, like a serious movie.
And I couldn't believe how funny she was.
In between takes, we just started horsing around.
And I loved her right away.
And she was just the funniest.
I just got along with her so well that I thought,
God, it'd be nice to see her in a,
like, take advantage of that sense of humor.
And to be, I know she was on two and a half men.
for a long time.
So I shouldn't say that she's never...
Yeah, yeah.
But I never seen her like carry a movie like this.
And we were just so grateful that she said yes to it.
Really, like, honored.
And you mentioned that you want to do more now.
Are you guys already working on another one?
What would you change going forward now that you've got one under your belt?
Ah, that is such a good question.
Yeah, we do have an idea.
We have an idea about a, like a tech,
billionaire who gets his own island and he he he the guy who used to bully him in high school
comes to live on the island and he's still like a bully he's like a kind of like a Jeff
Lobowski type but everyone loves him still he's like a really like charming guy and this like
billionaires like still trying to work out his insecurities from high school you know we were
thinking about like Jeff Bezos how funny it would be it's like yes he's like a major you know
he runs the world but he's still got insecurities probably from you know um and
And what we would change, I think the big thing is, and everyone told us this.
I talked to so many friends who had been, who were directors and were done this before.
And everyone said the same thing.
On a low budget movie, your first movie, they were like, set aside money for music.
I know it sounds like a really simple thing, but it's like, and we just didn't do that.
And fortunately, Lionsgate, when they bought the movie, they stepped in and they gave us, they gave us a lot of great songs and stuff.
But that really killed us at one point, because we were reaching out to friends.
who were in bands and, you know, like our friends
and Slater Kinney and the Pierce's and we had friends
who were being really generous, but even with that,
it was tough to get the music.
And we love, you know, music.
The music will kill anybody.
It's sneaky more expensive than you think.
Even, you know, on a podcast, way lesser scale.
Oh, it's a problem.
I know, right?
Yeah.
You guys face it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, we got away with it for a long time here,
putting songs in podcasts
and then
they crack down
yeah they cracked down
and we had to all be very
like we were allowed to keep our intro
song and that's
that's about it
and one Harry style song
we play at the end of every show
oh really
you have to reach out to Harry
yeah
yeah our close personal friend Harry
we dished out the big bucks
yeah what was the song
so what is the song they let you keep
our intro song is
the Jay Z song.
Oh,
yes.
But like we said,
but like we had to pay for them.
We had to pay for it.
Oh, okay.
Not us specifically,
Barstall.
We don't have that kind of cash.
No,
no, we don't have the connection to be reaching out.
But we want to talk to you about some of like our favorite stuff that you have done
because we are big fans.
We love your movies.
Oh, you guys.
I'm,
I'm,
we were just,
it was funny.
We were just did,
we played trivia with fans on our show.
We called Beatry and Fran.
and every time our producer,
he picks a movie quote
that he plays,
and we have to guess what movie it is,
and a couple weeks ago,
he did,
he's just not that into you.
And I watch it all the time,
so I got it, no big deal.
Thankfully.
What was the quote?
It was, what was it, Noah?
It was about, like,
I think it was like the don't,
he's just,
he doesn't like you.
With this thing,
like if you guys not calling
or whatever.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, when you.
And you were like, she was saying the signs.
And you were like, what are you talking about?
Oh, yes, yes.
Yes, yes.
That was definitely it.
I probably don't remember it.
Yeah.
Well, what is, you've had so many great movies.
What, like, is the one quote?
We got to bring up the fact that right after Noah chose that question, he said,
fun fact, Justin Long and John Mayer went to high school together.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
We did.
We did.
How many times did people say that to you?
Not often, but like, I ran into John years later in L.A.
And we had a moment where we were like, yeah, I guess people would say to him.
Probably more people say it to me.
But we had a really nice catch up.
And we weren't like friends in high school, really, but we were friendly.
And he was a year ahead of me, I think.
I just remember him being a very, like a quiet guy.
I remember him like always with a guitar.
like a real like he was like just lived music.
And I remember after my best friend lived across the street from this gas station.
And I was after I did Galaxy Quest, I did my first movie in L.A.
And I came back and we live in a small enough town where like people had heard about it.
And they were talking and they were like, well, that's cool.
You did that.
And so I went across the street to get something from the gas station during like a friend of mine that had a party.
And John was working at the gas station.
And I remember saying, he said to me, he was always really friendly.
And he said, hey, man, that's cool.
You know, I heard about the movie and that's exciting.
And I was like, yeah, yeah.
I go, how's the music going?
You know, what are you up to it?
And he goes, well, I got this demo together.
And, hey, I'm going down to Atlanta in a couple weeks.
And, you know, we're going to see what happens.
Yeah.
And I remember thinking, and this sounds so ridiculous and, like, arrogant now.
But I remember thinking, like, ooh, man, good luck.
Shoot your shot, but everyone's trying.
You were like, yeah, me too, buddy.
I'm trying.
Yeah, yeah.
And he was like really positive.
And I was like, you know, wishing him luck.
But I remember thinking like, what are the odds that like that's.
And literally, I mean, it couldn't have been four or five months later.
Like your body's a wonderland was everywhere.
I want to run through the halls of my high school.
It was like on every, you know, every time you turn on the radio.
And I was like, that, he did it.
Amazing.
Son of a gun.
You're like, oh, man, he almost beat me a little bit.
Son of a gun.
No, it was true, like, appreciation.
Because he was always obviously an amazing, yeah, guitar player.
Yeah, I have a friend that went to, he's my age and he went to your high school.
And that is one of his, like, favorite things to bring up.
Like, he's like, well, Justin Long and John Mayer went to my high school.
No, he, I hope he doesn't lead with me.
Yeah.
I know what I might be asked with him.
It's got to be Cal Mayor.
And also.
Oh, well, and also that Justin Longer.
You ever seen he's just not into you?
Yeah.
What does he be doing for the last decade?
Well, I wanted to ask you, too, like,
because there are so many movies that are very quotable that you are in,
what do you think, like, fans quote to you the most?
Because there's, I feel like you're walking down the street.
They're like, Justin, say the lines.
There's got to be something.
Yeah, the Dodge Balls is a lot.
People will say I did a movie called Zach and Mary.
I did a little part of this movie,
Zach Mary make a porno and I played a porn star.
I played this guy who, and I had this line that was from a line that my,
my best friend used to work at a restaurant called the Viceroy,
and he overheard a guy say this to his boyfriend.
He said really aggressively, he was like a big guy and he goes,
you better shut your mouth or I'm going to kiss it.
And it was like, we always thought it was a really funny line.
But to be like flirty in an aggressive life.
almost like you're like a prison style.
Like you better.
So I said, instead of kiss, I said, I don't want to curse on your show.
You can go for it.
I'm welcome to if you were.
I said, you better shut your mouth and I'm going to fuck it.
And that was the name of a porno that I had made.
And so every once in a while, I'll get people randomly.
Like, you know what happens at TSA sometimes.
We're like a TSA agent.
I was with my ex, now ex-girlfriend, but we were like just casually going through the security line.
And this guy really like kind of militant TSA, TSA, the guy looks at me and he just goes, hey, you better shut your mouth or I'm going to fuck it.
In front of everyone.
That's amazing.
Any other, no explanation.
And she, my girlfriend was like, what did he just say?
She was going to fight him.
Yeah, yeah, I'll explain it later.
But it's out of appreciation.
I think it's always, I always take it in a nice way.
It's always like affectionate.
So that's a line that I hear weirdly every once in a while.
That's unbelievable.
I wouldn't want to hear any other line.
Yeah.
Well, you know.
Remember that line?
Remember people used to say no.
I mean, this is offensive, I know, but they used to say no homo.
Yeah.
Before, like, guys would say that before they like paid you a compliment as if to suggest
that like, you don't compliment your friend.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Or like they do it like, so I heard a guy say, a guy said that to me once.
He goes, no homo, but you better shut your mouth around my pocket.
And I remember thinking like, how is that, how could that be no homo?
He's got to be a little home.
That is unbelievable.
Oh, I love that so much.
That's so good.
Well, you are also, we love the comments by celebs girls.
We love that account.
And you're featured on there often.
Are you now thinking about your comments?
I do spend too much time sometimes thinking about them.
I try to write them.
I try to do it just off the cuff
because I try not to spend a lot of time on Instagram too.
I can get stuck on it.
So, yeah, no, I don't think about them as much,
which is probably why I don't think I've been on there in a while
because I haven't.
You got to use that line on a picture.
That'll make it on there.
Yeah, that's true.
That's true.
You know what it is too?
During the pandemic, I really wasn't working much.
So I was on Instagram too much.
And I was thinking too much probably about what I said.
But it's fun.
I like commenting on I like trying to be funny.
And sometimes you, you know, sometimes you hit it.
Sometimes, you know.
I noticed that on that people will say to me, oh, it's a dad joke.
They've been saying dad jokes to me.
Which must be, what is that?
That means it's just like cheesy, right?
Yeah, corny.
A little corny.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So I don't have kids.
kids, but I guess I'm that age now where I'm like just saying corny jokes.
Corky jokes.
Well, it is, look, people do love them because like we said, you know, the girls who run
comments by celebs posters all the time and everybody does enjoy them.
They are very funny.
But we also have another, I guess we could consider a mutual friend maybe.
You've been on Nick Viall's podcast.
Oh, yes.
Nikki Vee.
Our guy, Nikki Vee.
We love him.
He is something else.
Yep.
Yes, I really like on a show.
He does a lot of this.
He doesn't quite always open his mouth enough when he talks, but he is.
I really like Nick.
Yeah, I had only known him, obviously, from the show from The Bachelor,
and I feel like he is, he really, he's a really insightful person, I find,
that I think he's really good at giving that advice, dispensing any words of wisdom about dating.
He's so good at that.
I was really struck by how good he is at that.
But my brother and I are actually, because we've been catching up on Bachelor in Paradise,
and we're big Brendan fans from his first appearance on The Bachelor.
And I know something happened.
Don't tell me what.
Oh, you're not caught up?
Oh, boy.
Oh, Justin.
Just Justin, does something happen?
He's lost over 100,000 followers.
Okay, I will just say this.
I will be really surprised if he does something that is like really cruel because he seems like such a decent
sincere person.
You might want to make you.
You might want to talk about something else.
I know you're already sitting down, but you should just get on the floor.
Oh my God.
Okay.
All right.
I mean, look, in the grand scheme of things, it's really not that bad.
But in the context of Bachelor in Paradise, it's like the worst thing you can do.
Really?
Wow.
That's crazy to me because, wow.
My brother and I were talking about it last night
They're like, what could it be?
Because that must make us such a bad judge of character
Because we really were sold on him.
And so Nick wants me to come on.
So we're going to go on his Bachelor recap
And talk about it once we catch out.
He'll be excited because he loves
It's funny because for someone who is obviously
So involved in the show like Nick is,
he loves talking about that show.
Like we talk about it on our show
And it's a huge part.
And we talk about it in our regular life
but there are times and we're like, oh, we just need a little bit of a break from speaking about it.
But he loves talking about it.
And then in comes Nick with a DM to us trying to talk about the show.
He loves talking about it.
And I also think it's funny because we used to like troll him a little bit about his dating advice and questions with Nick on Instagram.
I like kind of used to make fun of him for it.
Now I tune in every Sunday.
Have you ever seen the question?
Do you read them on Instagram?
Yes.
Yes.
Because they're the best because it's like probably younger.
girls who are like sending these heartfelt questions and then he'll just write like dump him.
Yeah, but you know what?
Like you guys mentioned he's just not that into you.
I feel like that was the charm of that character, which is he, and that's why I appreciate
that about people, that when they're that honest, when they're that direct and because oftentimes
like these issues and relationships are that simple.
And you need somebody with an outside perspective to like, tell it, sometimes you're too
close to something to see the simplest basic thing.
and you need someone to just be like, hey, you know, dump him or, or this means if he's not, yeah, it means he doesn't like you.
I mean, it's people I think are a lot more simple than, you know, than, then, then you can, you, you can think.
I mean, like, you can go through these things with people and, like, really get into the weeds of a problem.
And if you, if you, if you have a friend or somebody like Nick who can just distill it down to something as simple as, he doesn't like you, it's obvious.
If a guy likes you, he's calling you, you know, that you would know.
You know what?
I think he's really in sightful.
Shout out, Nikki Vick.
Yeah, he really is.
We're going to, we want to finish with a merry fuck kill.
We have three guys.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
No homo, but we have three guys.
That's not what bothers me.
It's the kill one that I can't.
And this, I mean, this might kill you.
But so Ria has one that she always picks.
and two of the guys
are she always includes
but one,
we're gonna do your,
we're gonna do some co-stars
that you have had.
Oh no,
no, no, no.
You got to see.
I got to, I got it.
I don't mind the fucking in the,
yeah, yeah.
It's the killing one.
I don't want to kill.
Oh boy.
Don't think about it too much.
It can be nice about it.
It can be like,
never talk to them again.
Yeah,
you're just,
you're just never gonna touch them or go near them.
You can never talk to them again.
Yeah.
Okay.
Vince Fawn,
Ben Stiller,
and Jonah Hill.
Oh, my God. I love them all. Oh, no. We love them all, too. That's why it's a hard one.
Well, Jonah and I did live together. So I think we've already been married. We all have already been married. We can't be married.
I love him. I love him so much. And I had some of the best times of my life with him back in the day. But I think I would, I don't know. Oh, my God.
then I can't do this.
I can't do this.
I can't do this.
White flag.
No, no.
We can give him the white flag.
No, we don't know.
You got this.
Fran, don't let him up easy.
I can't, you know, I don't, all of them, there's not one.
I feel strongly enough about to not like enough to never talk again.
Okay.
I never talked to, um, I never talk to Vince again.
I know that's not going to, no.
Okay, fine.
How about this?
How about this?
You just delete his number.
Delete Vince's number
Delete Vince's number
How about this?
Which number would I delete?
Probably
Probably Ben's
Only because he has so much else going on
And I'm probably the least
Personally close to Ben
Okay so delete Ben's number
Yeah
You know this is better
We could have given you like Blake lively
Jennifer Goodwin
Yeah like that's true
I could never do that
Yeah, exactly
Yep
Yep
And then
Yeah
Mary Jonah Hill, I'm assuming.
Yes.
I think I'd fuck Jonah probably.
Okay.
Yep.
Love it.
Great answer.
Oh, he'll love that sound bite.
Yeah.
I'll probably fuck Jonah.
We're going to cut that and just put it everywhere.
Yeah, yeah, good.
That's a nice headline.
Oh, man.
Oh, Justin, thank you so much for coming on with us.
This was great.
This is so fun.
Lady of the Manor is available in select theaters on digital, on demand, September 17.
Yes, and I think Apple TV, if you have Apple TV plus whatever you can get it.
Apple TV, whatever it is.
I feel like today, you just, everyone has every streaming service.
You just have no choice.
I assume.
Yeah, it's in a stream somewhere.
Yeah.
Click search and you'll find it.
Yeah, exactly.
And then also, Justin is, you know, a fellow podcaster.
So listen to Justin's podcast as well.
Life is short.
You have some amazing guests on there.
Oh, thanks, guys.
Yeah.
Oh, it's been so fun.
Can't wait to listen to yours now.
Yeah.
It probably won't be as good as yours, but thank you.
Thank you.
Oh, you know what you'll love?
You guys are awesome.
You'll love our Bachelor in Paradise Recaps.
We do that every Wednesday.
Oh, for sure.
There you go.
Oh, my God.
Yes.
Okay.
Okay.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thanks, guys.
Bye fun.
Bye.
Bye.
All right.
All right.
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That wraps up today's episode of Chicks in the Office.
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