Chicks in the Office - When Did Pete Davidson Become So Unlikable? + Ariana Madix’s Major Career Move

Episode Date: October 2, 2026

FALL TOUR TICKETS > barstoolsports.com/events/justbetweenustour. Friday Energy has us off the rails! (00:00-41:02). Pete Davidson takes shots at influencers + speaks on Kim Kardashian relationship in Variety interview (42:08-52:27). Ariana Madix to star in ‘Future Housewives’ drama series (52:28-56:16). Ria loves Matthew McConaughey & Woody Harrelson (56:17-1:04:23). Beat Ria & Fran game 237 with Lucy & Casey (1:05:01-1:26:55). CITO LINKS > barstool.link/chicks-in-the-office.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/chicks-in-the-office

Hey, Chicks in the Office listeners. You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. What's up, everyone? It's Chicks in the Office with Rianne, giving you that Friday energy on a Friday. Happy Friday, everybody. Happy Friday. We're going to Vegas.

We are. We're headed to Vegas. Wow. It's been a while. Yeah, I mean, I... The first... First time I went to Vegas, I was in fifth grade. Yeah.

Which is, that's really, you know, an odd. It's a different experience. It's an odd family vacation to take. Yeah, there's a lot to do. It was awesome. Shows and magic. We went to Eminem World. We saw a magician.

Yes, a lot of magic. We got dragged through the casino, through the smoke and fire and everything, you know, while my parents gambled their life money away. And yeah, that's... That's just the way it went. And that's just the way it went. And I actually remember we showed up to the flamingo in Vegas. Yeah.

Which doesn't exist, right? No, it does. Oh, it does. What just got knocked down? Maybe it was. Oh, no. Tropicana. The Tropicana.

Okay. So the flamingo exists. My parents on their honeymoon went to Vegas and then Hawaii. So they stopped in Vegas and went to Hawaii and they stayed at the flamingo. So this was like for one of their anniversaries when we went. And so we were staying at the Flamingo. They wanted to run it back. They wanted to run it back.

And we went into our rooms. Yeah. And like obviously like me, my brother and sister are all sharing room than my mom and dad. And my mom checked the mattresses and the beds, which she always did and has made me kind of a psycho with that. stuff too. We immediately left the flamingo. There was there was no staying at the flamingo that night. I don't remember where or I think they might have just put us into a different room at the flamingo because it wasn't like we could just go to any hotel. They were like, no, we're staying here. Because then I do remember eating. Yeah, yeah, the breakfast buffet was awesome because there was

flamingo. Sorry, I'm just recounting my first time in Vegas as a fifth grader. But it was awesome because I remember there were actual flamingos. Real ones. Yeah, so I think they just put us in different rooms and it was a whole thing. And it started off the night, not great. But it was the first time I flew anywhere sort of far from, you know, on the other side. And I remember being like, this flight was awesome. Like I, like, slept the whole time.

And I remember thinking it was so far. I was like, wow. It is. It is very far. And it's a totally different landscape. No, it was totally different, but it was awesome. You're in the desert? Yeah, we went to, we were in Arizona and Vegas at the same time.

I remember because we went to the Hoover Dam. Oh, yeah. Right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The Hoover Dam. Yeah. Yeah.

What a trip. That was. No, I'm very much looking forward to our Rum Haven event that we have on Saturday. If you're in the area, maybe, maybe you're going on a Bachelorette. trip. Yes, you got to sign up to come to the party. Maybe you're around, whatever it is. We're doing this Rum Haven Pool Party on Saturday, the Omnia.

Mm-hmm. 130 to 4, I believe the time is. Local time. Can you believe Kyle Cook is going to be there the same weekend? I think I saw that. There's so many things that were missing. Can we double check that? I think maybe Friday night?

No. No, I think we're missing it by like a weekend. Friday. No, it's this Friday night, yeah. October 2nd. Oh, during the day. During the day. So we're competing with him.

I'll be there. No, we're ours on Saturday. Oh, yeah, you're right. He's on Friday. Should you just go by myself? You should. You should go by yourself. I have like a full day by myself, basically.

I really wanted to, I'm just been waiting for the right thing to go to the sphere. You know? I really want to go. Well, we're going to John Mayer. We miss all Backstree Boys. Yes, I was what I'm going to say. I should have gone when it was Backstreet Boys, because that's way more on my alley.

But I never consider myself like a massive Backstreet Boys fan to warrant going, despite how much people raved about it as a whole. They said it was awesome. And then I was like, ooh-oo, let me type in, see who's going to be at the sphere next while we're on this trip, Metallica. So that couldn't be more polar opposite of everything in my being. And the fact that we're going to be like,

in Vegas and Metallica fans are going to be running around. You know what's awesome, though? Well, can you imagine Enter Sandman in the sphere? Have you ever watched Metallica perform at Moscow in Moscow? In 1980? Look it up. Metallica. Enter Sandman.

I don't think I've watched Metallica perform ever. Oh, wow. This will give you chills. I mean, we're not going to be able to play it. I think it was in Moscow. 1991. Yes. This live is one of the best videos. It'll give you chills. So this was a free festival. Oh, that makes sense. Or a free show in the festival. I mean, look, then the like the recommended video that plays next is Lars Eurich on with Conan O'Brien saying that that show was a mindfuck

of a concert. How insane is that? Yeah. Yeah. To like watching it back is probably crazy for them. And then like be, imagine being there and you look back on this video and you're like, I was there. Or do we have all the members of Metallica? That's a good question. Just like as the band stayed intact where if you're going to see them at this sphere, they're all together? No.

The bass player died in 1986. Oh. Okay. Okay, well that's... I mean, yeah, that's a while. I just meant if there was anybody if coming in or coming out, you know? Right.

Not necessarily death, like, maybe if there's some people that left. came back or anything of this anything of the sort. I don't know my Metallica history that well, but I do know that video and that lives in my brain. Nothing about Metallica. Do you know, are you a big Goo Goo Goo Dolls?

No. My brother watches that video non-stop. I know you're going to talk about it's like the one. Buffalo where it's pouring rain and they play Iris. And, um, because he's from Buffalo too. Yeah, Jimmy had like a one of, he had a TikTok like semi-viral of him joking about.

watching that video for like the 9 million of time because it is another one that's awesome yeah yeah I wish we could play music on this I know we can I know it is a sick video when he goes and I don't want the world to see me it's just it's one of those it's pouring it's one of those things that you wish you can lip there and I don't think that they'd understand yeah yeah yeah rock and roll baby yeah that's just rock and roll Metallica the sphere mm-hmm we'll be there it's

like either you go can go see Wizard of Oz or you can go see Metallica Right, you can hit the Wizard of Oz 2 p.m. Or you can do the 9 p.m. Exactly. And the thought of us doing like a day party and then rolling into going to see Metallica is objectively hilarious. We will not be doing that.

We won't, but it sounds epic. I'm just waiting for it. I know John Meyer obviously will be going to this fear and that is one that I would absolutely want to go to. But I'm just waiting for someone that I feel very passionate about to be at the sphere and then I will make sure I'm there. I agree with you.

It's got to be a passionate first time experience. Because it seems just like an incredible place. It does. It does. Something I feel like you have to experience if you can. Yeah. So we'll be in Vegas. I'm kind of in and out of there.

Showing up late on Friday, leaving Saturday night on a red eye. You're really not even there. You're there for like 24 hours. No. Yeah. I mean, listen, I'm in the throw of unpacking everything. I don't know where anything is. Everything's in boxes.

I have to get home to get organized. We're also coming home for a day to then leave again. Exactly. We are traveling again on Tuesday. Yeah, we're on next week. So I have to be home for a day or two to, like, get my life in order. Everything's gone out the window this week. It's a wash on how I look, how I smell, how I'm dressing.

I really, it's wash. My migraine is still here. Well, I can't say you've smelled bad at all this week. Thank you. So you can at least hold your head high on. on that one. I actually had a dream. Someone told me I smelled bad.

No, no, no, no. I had such a weird dream last night. It was so odd. Let's talk about it. No. Let's make sure that this podcast is us watching a video that no one else can watch. And then talk about the dream that no one cares about. Right.

Moving on anyways. My migraine is still intact and it's driving me insane. Yeah, that can't be good. No. But I told you, and I don't know if anybody else has experienced this, and I think you should go. but when I was dealing with bad headaches with my period, I was recommended to go to acupuncture. And my god, it really helped.

Really helped. I should look into that. That sounds very nice. Yeah. And it's just like also just a really nice experience. Right, but it's just like added to the fucking list of things we got to do to maintain maintenance, all this shit. Yeah, I know what I mean.

I mean. This is one to make you feel better. It's not like a, I got to go get my hair done. Right. It's a little less superficial. It's like, no, this will make you feel better. That's true. That's true. Yeah, it's just been a hectic week.

So I think the migraine is just, yeah, period, hormone, stress-related, obviously. Because now with traveling right around the corner and I'm not unpacked and I'm disorganized, I don't like that. I like to have an organized home. Yeah. Organized home, organized brain. Brain right now, disorganized. But we'll get through it. My in-laws are actually coming this weekend.

to help Matt unpack. So that's a nice treat for me. That is nice. Because I'll come back. I'll come back. Yeah. And it'll be on packs. And it'll be unpacked.

So that'll be really nice. Yes. Yes. I had someone message me yesterday and was like, oh my God, you were so unhinged on the podcast. And I was like, you know what it is? When you're fighting off a migraine or something, you don't have time. to mask your inner thoughts.

Yeah, no, they just all come out. Because you're too busy fighting the other thing. Yeah. I can't fight my inner thoughts and my migraine at once. So all those thoughts win over the migraine. You know, that's why I just said anything I was thinking, because I can't do both at the same time. Yeah, yeah.

Valid. Yeah, it is. Your hair looks lovely. You got it done. Thank you. I did, I did get just my roots done and a nice, you know, toner. A little refresh?

Because my gray is. are just coming in loud and proud. And I, it's just, you know, I'm 32. What's a girl to do? Oh, my God. Why are we rhyming so much? I think we're just like, we just are light. We are just so awesome.

We are rhyming so much. My grays are here. So talented. And I would pluck them. Yeah. Like I would pull my hair. And you know what? Hair is valuable these days.

The hair on your head is valuable. And I was looking in the mirror last week and I thought, now there's just too many coming in for me to be pulling out of my head. You know? So I said I'd rather just go and get it and just get it touched up so that it's not bothering me. And it's like it was never crazy visible, but at my part on the top of my head, I could start to see it. But when I pull my hair back, all those pesky ones underneath were peeking out. And I was like, oh, no.

Well, I never noticed. I think your hair looks beautiful. I love the color. I love the color. It looks gorgeous. It's that time of the year where you make the decision of do I change my hair.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. And I'm not really, and I haven't changed it in so long and I do, like I've kept my same color. And now going into fall, it felt even more festive. I was, my trainer was laughing at me this morning

because I came like hair, a deeper Auburn. I got my brown nails. I was in an all brown work. like outfit and he was like wow you're hello miss fall yeah hello sweat of weather yeah sweat of weather uh sweat a weather it's a little too warm right now it's not sweat to weather sorry not to talk about i know but it's not to now go from dreams to weather yeah um but we're a little bit of a heat wave coming through right now we have so much to say clearly yeah

i am i got the bug now to go brunette because haley beber her hair looks so gorgeous like this tussled like this effortlessly beautiful color tussled brown hair that she's got going on is making me... That's always the brown I wanted my hair to look like when I had my natural color. It's so pretty. And on her, I don't look like Haley Bieber, so I don't know.

But I do like to... You just had your hair brown. Not that long ago. It's gorgeous. I thank you. I actually do like going brown for the fall and winter. I do a lot. So I think I'm heading in that direction soon.

Because I had to fill in my roots, so I have a shadow root going on right now because I was very blonde during the summer and then my roots were growing out. I have to do a shadow root. because my hair grows fast. And now I'm just like in the in-between and I'm like, I think I want to head towards brunette.

But I'm so annoyed because I posted it on my story that I'm going to, that I want to go brunette. And our listeners are the best. They're like, do it, do it, do it. They do it. They do it. My aunt writes back, no, L-O-L. I'm like, well, our biggest haters are our family.

Right, exactly. Like, why have haters when you can have your family? Yeah, no, absolutely. So why are you doing that? Oh, I don't know. Because I want it and I like it. Or just that of that generation. of the video I posted of me on the carpet,

I clicked on her profile. She's an older woman. Maybe a grandma. Look like maybe she had a grandkid in her profile. She's like, why are you moving her head like that? Sorry, Janine. I was just trying to get my angles. God forbid I got a look off.

Yeah. Just trying to get my angles. I can't. I actually did notice and every single time I think sabotage. Because when we posted the three photos, the photos of us from the carpet, and I was looking at the comments on chicks in the office, and someone was like, Ria, hear me out a shoulder length cut.

I went, no. No. What the fuck is up with that? You want to know why? It's because you had your hair like this. No, I know, but what? And like, it looked gorge. It looked gorge.

Like, but I'm saying, not, you wouldn't cut it. No, but that's insane. Yeah. Anybody telling me to cut my hair, the only thing that I get complimented on to a bob. Yeah. So that what? So I have nothing left? Right.

So, so, so there's nothing? On my last redeeming quality gone? literally the only redeeming quality I have because it's the only thing people compliment I'm going to cut it off speaking of did you mention the aunt from Sabrina the Teenage Witch complimenting your hair no I didn't Caroline Rea is because I wasn't on the episodes so I wasn't there to bring it up right thank you for breaking it up yeah um this is really helping my migraine no I took a trip to the gas station to get pumped up uh Caroline Rea yes the from Sabrina Teenage Witch and also many other things so many

was that dancing with the stars today near us and she stopped me and goes I have to ask you, how is your hair so beautiful? I said, oh my God, this is going to sound really obnoxious. It's genetics. I don't know. And let me tell you something. Now it's like, we could actually have a good little routine with this. That could be like a little buddy buddy routine where you do that. You, you know, you have your spiel of like, ah, it's like it's really genetic. And I'm, I should just be behind you going, blent. It's genetics. It's so obnoxious. Yeah, but, but it is true though. And you know what? It's like one I asked Rob Lowe why he's like so good looking.

And he was like, it's genetics. I don't fucking know. I was born this way. It does kind of go along with my theory of, not even a theory, just my stance of male hair when they cut it short. And if they have the ability to have it long, why would they not have it long? I do feel that way about your hair. It's like, if you have it, why would you cut it off? But I also just don't have a face for a bob.

Like, I just don't have that. I had my hair in a very short cut. Your hair was very short. At one point. And I was way younger. And I don't like how I looked. Yeah. No, your hair.

Sorry. It's so fair. I'm just being. And at the end of the day, you kept to choose. Yeah, I get to choose. And I, you know, it took me a while to get my hair back to this because I grew up with hair like this. So my hair, because people ask me, how did you get your hair like that?

It wasn't always like that. It wasn't. It was, though. Growing up, I had. No, no, no. I had a hair like this. There was a stint where my hair, I was treating it like. poorly and um you know i it was too blonde and it got fried off and i treated my body like shit so

just everything wasn't working for itself now it's back to being what it was what i grew up with until people go oh my god how did you get it that way and i'm like no i really do think it's genetics because i was this way and then i ruined it and then it had to find its way back whatever i don't know man like seriously i'm blabbling because my head hurts but like i'm happy to be here and i'm happy to entertain absolutely always this is what brings me So much joy and happiness talking. I really, I, I really just. Okay, we've gone from dreams to weather to Ria getting sent to bed.

No. Oh, throwing Rhea's hair in there. Right. I really am just so enjoying this studio. This show. Oh, okay. Which I think has a lot to do with the studio. No, it probably, I just feel like we're all ripping, the banter's great,

the chemistries off the chart. Numbers are up, up, up, but, yeah. the engagement's up. Like, I'm just so happy. Yeah. Like, I come here so happy to do this job every day. You know what I realize we missed. To come across. Even if I sound like I have a little bit of an attitude because of a- Because of a headache. And I just, I don't want everyone to know, I am grateful to be here. I really am. I really am. I was smiling. It's your new commute. It is. That's great too. But I will say, I was smiling ear to ear in the shower last night.

because Noah had sent me some clips. Was Matt also in the shower? No, no, no. He was not there this time. But Noah had sent me some clips to go over before posting. And I was watching them and I said, oh, God, we are just so funny. And I was, you know what?

Sue me for thinking that we're funny. Yeah. And we're a good time to be around. And I just was smiling. Clip that. I just was smiling, thinking to myself, like, that could be a viral sound. This is, this is just so fun that we get to do this as our job.

We are so blessed. We really are. Anyways, I was trying to bring that back around to the fact that I was walking. I was, I was just on a walk with Olive and was thinking about the season, changing, and the years going by, and just having those thoughts on my walk. You know, I'm walking past Pete's Tavern, and I'm seeing all the young people out about having their happy hour cocktails. I'm thinking, well, you know, I've been in the city for a long time. What a journey it's been. And then I thought, we must have just passed 10 years of when you were hired.

Well, it was September 29th. So it was like, a couple days ago. Yeah. You're like, well, not really. It was two days ago. No, no, no, no. But isn't it great? I thought about it.

I was walking. I was like, wow, you know, it has to be. That has to be. It has to be 10 years. It didn't cross my mind on the day. It just crossed my mind right now. when you said it. Because I was like, it must be

at 2016. Yeah, that's September, 2016. And then I thought, I think it was late September. And then I thought to myself, I wonder if it's literally like now. And it was. Yeah, wow.

The 29th. Damn. Wow. Is that crazy. That is crazy. We'll be celebrating 10 years of friendship in February. Oh my God. That is really sweet.

10 years are the first emoji video. Wow. I just thought about, that's our whole next tour concept. 10 years of friendship? Yeah. Wow. Our big 10 anniversary.

That is so sweet. That's nice. Ten years. That is a long time. That's a long time. That is a solid friendship. You haven't shut up. No, we haven't.

And you know what? I was just talking about this the other day. What were we? Oh, Matt was telling me about somebody, not here. Somebody who can't stand somebody that they work with. Like, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. In the industry.

Just for a little context there. Wow. Beatles were only together for 10 years. Wow. The Beatles were together as a band for approximately 10 years. And you know what? Our body of work is comparable. Yeah. Hopefully we don't got a Yoko Ono in the mess. Yeah, we don't want to Travis Kelsey over here. Oh my God. Yeah. Yeah. Anyways, he was telling me about somebody in the industry,

two people that don't like each other that work together. And we were just like kind of going down the list of people. And these were two guys actually. So, but thinking back to like, this is a weird pole, but like Mike Francesa, Mike a mad dog, they hated each other. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they were on air every single day. Yeah. Like, we are really impressive that... We still like each other?

We love, not just like, we... Man, come on, you're going to make people think that we don't actually like each other. Whatever. Anyways, forget the sentimental. But I'm just saying that it is very impressive. Yes. And is a testament to who we are as people that the two of us, stand here together strong today

with no end in sight. Knock on wood, knock on word. Yeah. Your responses are not sounding confident. No, there's a beautiful sentiment. I don't know if you knew this, but my love language is words of affirmation and you're not giving them to me right now.

Oh, okay. Shocker, that that's what it is. Yeah, I need positive reinforcement. I actually don't know if that's. You're probably just like, you're like all of them. What's the, I honestly, I really am. I need it all. Yeah.

What's, you know what I did? Positive affirmation. That's what I wanted to say. Positive affirmation. Yeah, I, yes. That also has to do with me having OCD, but yes. Yeah. Yes.

Yeah. You know what all this like looking back and talking about time makes me think about it is that when I was a kid, uh, at one day I looked in the mirror and, and waved to myself. and said hello Noah in the future. And I like remember it like in my brain as if it was yesterday. But it was like at this point like 15, 20 years ago. But isn't that cool? What?

But you were looking at yourself. But but I'm looking at myself. But you were looking at yourself in the present. But I see myself in my head now saying that because I was looking in the mirror. So now you see your younger self looking back. When I think of that moment, I remember to that moment being like I, so now it is. like the past Noah is saying hi to me. Right, right, because when you close your eyes,

wow, that is really sweet. When you close your eyes, you see younger Noah waving in the mirror. You don't see yourself, you don't see older Noah. So when you look in the mirror, you envision your young self saying hi to you. I mean, like, I can't like remember how I look really, but like I can remember like that moment in doing it

and being like, like, I remember the sentiment of it. And remember doing it. I don't remember what I was wearing. what a strange kid This is what I would say My text to you yesterday You posted that's this is explaining all Um

No I that's a lovely Sentiment I mean like How old do you think you were? I mean had to be like Like I would hope younger than 15 If it was older than 15

If it was yeah that would be my guess If you were like I was like five years ago So you term me I was graduating high school I was in my capping down If I filmed it It might have made more sense I guess

No I yeah I understand Yes obviously if you filmed yourself The idea is there The video would have made more sense The video absolutely would have made more sense To watch back Yeah

I'm very excited for Time Capsule For tomorrow night when we're drunk We should have We should have And Fran ultimately tells me How much she loves me After she's had two drinks

That's when I get my most That's when I get my most love From Fran is when she's had a little bit of alcohol and her true feelings come out and she looks at me and she goes you know, I love you and I say, I go like this

I go, yeah, I know. I know. You just show it in a strange way sometimes but I know. For the first time I went on my 21st birthday and now it's almost 10 years later. What did you do it for the first time? 21st birthday I went to Vegas for the first time with my friends. Oh, hell yeah.

Another 10 year anniversary. And it's almost exactly 10 years. That's crazy. Someone told me we're celebrating your birthday this weekend. No, we're not. I mean, I mean, I guess we could. Should we tell Vegas The Vegas Tourism Board? We're closer to Fran's birthday than yours.

No, I don't think we are. No, we are. Hers was the 20th and yours is the 15th. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Damn it. Damn it. While we're there, it'll be

probably like equal. What are you going to do for my birthday? You know. I thought we were going to Miley Cyrus. That's the way I show love to people. I wish we were going to Miley Cyrus for your birthday. No, we can't. Wait, you're surprised me with John Mayer tickets, aren't you?

Fuck! You ruined the surprise. Come on, bro. Don't do that. One of those tickets go on sale? The mileage, like, the big VIP package is actually went today. Oh. But the three sale.

You weren't interested in the big VIP package? Well, it's like the flights and hotels. And by the way, like, the, that sounds, yeah. When you say it like that. You didn't want to buy John's big VIP package. Everybody wants What's in his big VIP package? I bet Andy Cohen

Was it? The most expensive VIP experience, I'll say, had you in like the front, it said like front row reserve ticket, but I'm like, everything I've heard is you don't want to be in the front row at the sphere.

You want to be like, oh. Well, here's the thing. I think you want to be front row anywhere. No, no, I don't think so. If I'm going to the sphere, I want to see the- Experience the sphere, that's fine. But if you love John Mayer that much, you want to be up close and personal.

You want to be in his VIP package. Which is why they put you in the front row. Right. You're right there. Yeah. No, I think I'd still want to be up. No, you want to be higher up. You want to see the lights and the screens.

Yeah, because if you're that close, you're not really. You're only looking at John. You're only looking at John. I would, that's why you go multiple nights. That's what I would assume. A guy that would do. If I could go to six nights, by the way, are we going to talk about

that I said John's in New York City maybe Harry will bring him out and then he's front row at Harry Styles concert last night with Derek Trucks and Susan Tedesky who I'm sure no one I love when you call her Susan. They're full names. Susan. Derek Trucks and Susan

Tedesky. No, no, I saw that picture and went oh my God, that's Susan behind it and I guarantee you not one Is that my Susan? Do you mean? Not one person in that whole arena probably knew who they were. They're sitting in the presence of greatness. And I'm sure they went backstage with John.

I would love, I would pay money to see Harry Stiles and Susan. They cover sign of the times all the time. I'm getting fired up right now. Yeah, I can tell. I can tell. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Sicking easy, man. As you can see, Harry doesn't really bring, you know, he hasn't really brought anybody out.

No, I was saying to Sarah, I was like, it, because Capaldi was it. Yeah, yeah. Capaldi. Do you remember, you know, Capald? I'm getting hot over here. Ever since I've mentioned John's big package. You keep getting excited. We're going to see your way up your package.

Too much John talk. Do you mute my mic when I laugh really hard or you keep it? Because, God, it must not sound great to people. I like that laugh. Literally. I like that laugh. He voice noted me. No, because I sent her a clip for a, like a clip.

Let me put it. Did you save it? Yeah, have you laughing. I must have had it because he sent me a clip and I'm in it. I'm laughing really hard. I do, sending voice notes are fun. Noah's the king of voice notes, the king of them. But I like Noah's voice notes because they're like 10 seconds max.

Yeah, no, I'm not sitting. Why? Is this me back to the fact that mine are really long? You send like 10 in a row that are all like three minutes long. So long. I said mini podcast. I said to you guys, you know what? I listened to the whole, I listen to all the ones you send last.

It's what I said, when I'm gone, you're going to miss my fucking voice notes. Yeah. Anyways. It's like, he's just mocking me. Because right in the clip that I had sent her, she was like cracking up at one of my... I also sent right before that where I was like,

Marty does not make you laugh. I guess if you remember when someone got... I don't know if they ever talked about that. But we posted a clip and some guy commented and was like, no way Marty makes your laugh like that about Noah.

I was like, what the fuck? So now anytime you laugh, I'm like, no way Marty makes you laugh. There is probably a... small faction of Chicks in the office, Chicks in the office, R-Frist, reboot, Chicks in the Office listeners

that like, Stan, you and Noah. No way. Ew. I just said, I said, small. I said small. Well, there's a, yeah.

I bet you there is. There's a weird thing to say. Chicks in the office fan fiction. Yeah. To be honest, it writes itself. If we were both single, you have both tropes in this, in this scenario.

You got the best. friends to lovers and he got the enemies to lovers. Yeah, you could write it both ways. Right, you totally. That is just the office. Multiverse. Yeah. Well, the truth of the office multiverse.

It's like, it's like Fran. No, I, first of all, I did the, ew! Like, I'm literally like a girl on the, on the playground that's like, ew, not Noah. He's like my best friends. Right. Like, ew, like, he's totally like my. I look at him like he's my brother.

I would never. Like I totally would never. No, I would set Noah up with anybody though. I think Noah is such a catch. Hey. No. I'm going to clip that one thing and just send it to Marty. He is so used to this.

That's what's so funny that we go back to that comment because like I just, Noah does make me laugh really hard, but I laugh like this in. general at all the time, even at myself. Well, this goes back to the... Probably mostly. This goes back to the conversation that we had had that one time of ranking your top funniest friends. I'm pretty sure you had me up there.

I would have you up there for sure. Like he doesn't remember. You said that like he doesn't remember. I'm pretty sure you had me pretty high on there. Noah is not to like... I'm just like pumping up everyone's tires right now. Noah really is so funny. like even more so off the podcast

in a way that I don't think people would even get or not get but just like a lot of inside stuff that he's just very funny in the group chats I'll say I hope. This is me. I heart Noah we're just like this is us

and the inside of the circle and this is you guys. Yeah no imagine you and Noah like your banter, your friend of me was really just because you guys just like Had this insane... Imagine there's like a...

Chicks in the office multiverse. What a scandal that would be good for numbers. Oh my God. If I found out... If we stayed single, what a story that would have been. No, no, no, no. Not even... Diane Reese.

More of the scandal would be if you weren't single. Oh, oh. Obviously. And it's like, I come in and I walk in on you and Noah. But even if... Oh, my God. But even if it was single, like, if one of the members didn't know,

and then found out. Right. But that would have ruined the chemistry. Of course. It would all be over. Yeah. That would be us getting a Yoko Ono. It's just from in-house.

The three of us are headed to Vegas tomorrow, tomorrow night. Hey, what happens in Vegas? Stays in Vegas. That's what they say. I've been going to my notes to grab, to read what I wrote down that I wanted to tell you guys about. And it was about. my laugh and I wrote it in my notes about myself to read to you guys. And now...

What's that quote? Really deep in your notes. I can't find it. Someone said that you should never make fun of people's laughs because then they'll always be self-conscious whenever they want to be like happy or something. Yeah, that only lasts for like a day for me. That didn't really like roll off the tongue. No, no.

No, I... The sentiment is there. Oh, I can't find it. No, you're basically taking away someone's joy. Because then when they're like want to laugh. they're like thinking. Right. And you know what it always brings me back to is Fran's mom once told me how much she loves my laugh. She does love your laugh. And so I hold on to that. Okay, I guess I don't have it anymore, but I did write this down. I guess we'll just have to remember exactly what I said. Exactly. I said instead of reading the note for 10 minutes. I was thinking about how this is so boring. You can just cut this out. I was going to explain it. Matt and I were out to dinner and I was laughing really hard. and I noticed that the couple next to us. I looked over.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Kind of like, ugh. This laugh is coming out of this girl. You know what I mean? This is like when we talked about being in the movie theaters and I was saying how annoying people are and you're like, that might be. Yeah, right. No, I'm not annoying in the movie theater.

I, whatever. I'm out to dinner and I'm laughing. Sorry. No, you're in a movie theater. I didn't know what I am. Good one, Olivia? That is, like, I'm just like, and I'm like defying. And I'm like, oh, God, they must be looking at me.

Like, this girl is so up. noxious. No, I think it's a level of noxious. It's just like, we're like, wow, that's some laugh. That's a laugh. Yeah, that's, you would be, right. And then you got you and Joe at dinner who are like, well, that's some laugh. You know, that hell of a laugh on that chick.

Right. God. So what's the same about my friend Lauren. She's got that too. Oh, my God. The Lauren cackle is the same thing. You're like, hell of a laugh on on Lauren. Yeah, oh my God.

Laura and I are so similar that way. Yeah, put the two of you in a room and, oh, that laugh would, uh, what, what, What's in Monsters Inc when they have to do all the giggles? The laugh. In Monsters Inc. They don't have to scare anybody because they realize that the laugh brings the energy. Weirdly, I remember. Do you remember the premise of Monsters Inc?

The laugh floor? The laugh floor? Yeah, remember the monsters are like we don't have to keep scaring kids because if they laugh, we get the same juice. I remember my high school boyfriend broke up me after we watched Monsters University together. I never saw that. I, we watched that comment so seriously. We watched Monsters University and it was over.

I'm starting to act like I'm crazy. That is the premise of Monsters Inc. Listen, I don't remember. I don't know. No, it's a scare. Yeah, it is a book. Yes, but then they don't want to scare the kids anymore and they realize that the laugh

has the same power. Yeah, I don't really remember the ending, to be honest. Oh, for the love of God. Anyway, I was just making the comparison that if you put you and Lauren in a room, we'd keep Monster. Yeah, I understand. Yeah, I got the, embarrassing. Yes. I got it. Where did they live? Who?

Not most... Who? The monsters. The monsters. Like in that void. What's that? Okay. Speaking of who. What's that... Susical, the musical. Under the bed. Susical the musical. Yeah. That's what I... Whoville? Susical, the musical. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's when I got lice.

Whatever. We never did Susical. Really? Which ones did you do? No. My, I was in a... very small school of kindergarten or an eighth grade grade play was Aladdin Oh, what part were you? Narrator one, two or three.

There's three of us. As to be expected. You know me, spoken word, that's really my my forte. Right. The acting, the singing, take that out, just straight up narrating what is going on. In between acts, setting the scene. That's what I did. Yeah. Along with my

being on the forensics team. You're on the forensics team? Yeah, which was also just reading prepared monologues and such. What? What does that have to do with forensics reading monologues? It's, uh, yeah, it's the technical, that is the right term for it, and I couldn't really explain it to you. God, I'd love to hit a monologue right now. Can you look up famous monologue? A high school forensics team is a competitive speech and debate team. Oh, okay, so you did speech and debate.

I forgot. That just reminded me. Remember because we got high when we did that and we would have you read scripts scenes? And I did the Joker and it was, you know, chilling. I didn't do it in high school, but I did it in middle school. And I would read, you know, your choice. You could pick from like a book or a chapter or a speech. You have to memorize it and perform it in front of judges. Wow. Yeah. Would they grade you? I don't know. I can't remember those details. That I block out, you know. Right. I barely even remember. I wouldn't have proof. I actually just remembered that I did this one when my mom sent me some old picture. You know what that? No, I need a, you know what was a common one that they would do?

Is Natalie Portman and Leon, the professional. That was one of her first movies. That's a great movie. And I remember doing a monologue from there. And then there was... I've never seen this movie. Really? There was...

She plays Matilda. Yes. Leon, the professional mom, that one. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Anyways. That looks like somebody else doing it.

Right. That was like it was like a common thing. That's like if you uploaded it to YouTube and made it. Yes. Well, that is Natalie Portman's audition, which was very, you know, popular when you're a child, wannabe child's. Oh, she's so young. Yeah, she was 12 years old.

I don't think I realize she was acting at that age. me at that age, they're like, you want to be like this. You want to be like Natalie Portman. She was acting at 12? Leon the professional. Oh, yeah. 1993. Yeah.

Wow. I don't think I realize that. In my mind, the start of her career is like Star Wars, which is just obviously not true. No more famous. Natalie Portman or Gwyneth Paltrow. Gwyneth Paltrow. Really? I feel like Natalie Portman, she's a lot of.

Star Wars. Yeah, but Gwanda Poudger's an Iron Man, so. That's true, but Natalie Palmer has a bigger role. Yeah, of course. They're both pretty similar, I would say.

Pretty similar. Yeah. Some incredible movies. Yeah. Anyways. Let's get into some topic, shall we? We really went off the rails there. We always say it's going to be a short episode in the interest in an hour. Somehow we just end up talking about.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know. Anyways, we'll get into some topics. Pete Davidson did a interview with variety. Some things are going viral from that. He's just kind of turned into just a douchebag. I'm not going to lie. Yeah. And, well, I guess turned into or uncovered? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. And Ariad of Maddox will be starring in a new show on Peacock, a scripted series so exciting called Future Housewives. And we have a great game of trivia. So let's get into it. This is brought to you by Chase Sapphire Preferred. All right, Fran. I have to ask. And I feel. I feel like I know the question because I know you pretty well.

Are you one of those people who actually maximizes those travel rewards? Or are you just booking flights and hotels and hoping for the best? I mean, I have definitely gotten better and smarter about it. And honestly, one card that I've generally been loving for travel is the Chase Saffir preferred card. It makes me feel a little better every time I book a trip because I'm earning points on things that I'd be paying for anyway. Same. And what I like is that either whether you're booking flights, hotels or even vacation homes with top brands, like Airbnb in Verbo, everything could stack up pretty quickly.

So you can earn five times the points on travel through Chase Travel, three times the points on dining, plus three times the points on those vacation homes. So if you're looking for a card that rewards the way you travel, dine, and explore, check out the Chase Sapphire Preferred and learn more at Chase.com slash Sapphire Preferred. That's Chase.com slash Sapphire Preferred. Card issued by J.B. Morgan Chase Bank and a member FDIC, subject to credit approval, terms apply.

So Pete Davidson did this interview with Variety And he talked about a whole bunch of things He talked about dating Kim Kardashian He talked about Ariana Grande He talked about becoming a father He talked about TikTokers Now that's the clip that's being shared Going viral right now

Just an obnoxious outdated take From a guy who Is a comedian Who was just like a lazy joke You know? And he thought he was being funny Yeah he thought he was being funny I think he thought people would be like

Ha ha that's so true But then it just came off of as a pretty lazy comment. Right. And he's acting like he's out there saving lives when he's also making millions of dollars off of being a comedian. Yeah. And it's just a different form of entertainment.

Yes. Is some influencing do you go, oh my God, how the fuck are they making this much money? But good for them. They figured out an avenue. That's great. Good for them. I'm not hating on anyway that people are out there trying to entertain people, get an audience, get money, whatever.

It's just a weird take from somebody who gets money from entertaining people. And the crazy comparison too is like, you know, he's talking about get ready with me is in these things. It's like, oh, who cares all this things? They're just talking themselves. Like, get ready with me. Who the fuck are you?

It was like, well, why would you? You could say the same thing about the, he wouldn't say that about the young comedian that's going to try stand up for the first time. And what is the one of the audience to be like, oh, who the fuck is this guy? Who? cares. People are also like you dated Kim Kardashian.

You're trying. Kim Kardashian maybe the biggest at first influencer of all. And it's it was a lazy tape. It was lazy. It was just lazy and lame. And I felt like he thought he was being funny. It's not funny. Because really if you think about it, you know, if he's getting on stage

or he's filming a special, he's making jokes, he's trying to make people laugh. Same way a girl is getting on and doing her makeup and at the same time telling a story about her date and trying to be funny and trying to hit punchlines and trying to like deuce it up so that people comment and people laugh. You're just trying to make people laugh in different forms.

And also not talking to themselves, they're talking to an audience. Lots of people. Lots of people watch these videos and are entertained and feel like they're friends and they find a sense of comfort in watching their favorite creators. So it was really just a very, very bizarre take from Pete. And it also seemed he was like upset that they get paid so much money. It's like, bro, I really, it was a big turnoff for me.

I've been turned off by Pete Davis. in lately, but this really turned me off from him. I also didn't love the Kim quote. What did he say again? It was like something about how we're all like, he survived Kim Kardashian. Yeah, yeah, that they're, I'm one of the survivors. Go back to that one. He said, I'm one of the survivors. The few of the proud were like the Marines. It's like also kind of a bad joke. Yeah, and he said, look, man. A lot of bad jokes in this interview. Look, man, that's a really tough atmosphere. If you're not game, one of the things I love about Kim and that whole family is they're like, this is what we do. I found that very attractive and

mature. I was never subjected to anything. I didn't want to be a part. I was. I was never subjected to anything I didn't want to be a part of. She was super respectful of all of it, but the craze of that lifestyle being filed everywhere, having security and looking over your shoulder for a guy with mental stuff and at the time drug problems was a little too much for me, but we're cool and I have a lot of love for her and I knew I was getting into. So, the follow-up makes sense. Right, but the first initial joke was just terrible. So classic, oh, I do to Kim Kardashian or I survived, whatever. Fuck off. Anyways, he also talked about his struggle with drugs and alcohol as well. He was saying during a period of time, he was doing shrew.

he was doing acid he was cooking ketamine he was eating pills and he was smoking weed whipits um and he said it got scary because i didn't feel high i felt high when i wasn't doing it so i was like this is a huge problem uh yeah that makes a ton of sense i feel like there is value in what he's saying here and sharing here right like the other shit he was saying piss me off but i think that him saying that exact sentence. I felt high when I wasn't doing it. I feel like a lot of people that are in that position can relate to that feeling, right? When you realize, oh, I actually feel my normal self. I'm doing this so much now. I feel normal when I am high. And when I'm not high, I don't feel normal. Yeah. So, you know, that's sad, but I'm glad that he is clean now. He said he had an emotional call with

his mom, convince him to get clean. So obviously her biggest fear was losing him. So for a couple years, he's been clean now. He said the hardest part for him was weed. Yeah. Which I feel like weed is just one of those things that people don't see or they say like, you can't get addicted to weed. I disagree with that.

I think it very much becomes like a habit. It can become something where like, yeah. Like I remember when I was smoking all. the time in that way when I wasn't smoking I didn't feel good so then I would smoke to feel good and that you know what I'm saying so then you yeah yeah yeah I understand what he was talking about with the you know with the weed stuff and I think when people say that you can't be addicted to weed I don't think that makes much sense that's what he said he said the hardest thing the stop was weed you can be addicted to anything right and I the weed is not addictive like cocaine but but it's

I think it's just because it's not as strong and obviously weed is used medicinally and there's other great purposes for weed. But so people find a way to be like it's not addictive. But in my opinion, it totally can be. Well, it's just like I just think you can you can get so used to and addicted to like a habit. Right. You know? I eat a lot of pretzels every day. Like you get addicted to snacking.

Yeah. Yeah. Well, that is a real thing. No, that is a real thing. That's a very real addiction. Yeah. So, yeah, he talked talked about that, removing his tattoos.

Which I feel like he's been doing for like five years now. Yeah. He's got a lot of them, so probably would take a pretty long time. Obviously, very sad. You know, he had struggled with self-harm. And so he used some of the tattoos to cover that up, which is obviously very sad. So, yeah, I mean, he had some interesting things.

to say in this interview. But unfortunately, the things that are getting clipped are the obnoxious, lazy, lame takes that he had about. Right. It's just like you don't just have to, you don't have to bash people. And I do, and I know that I saw this thought very much when it was happening with the Dairy Boy, like with, you know, with Paige going against the Antucket Basket people. Yeah.

And that stuff. where it does feel like sometimes an innately, like misogynistic opinion because most influencers are women. And so it's like, oh, when you are saying that like, oh, who the fuck cares about what you're doing? It's like, well, there's a really large group of women that are doing this now. And it works for them.

And it's a real thing. And it's a real job and all those things. And it's like, and they are getting paid a lot of money for it. And there's a lot of, there's a lot of jobs out there that people go, I couldn't believe, do you make that much money from that job? Like, that's part of life.

Yeah, that's life. So, yeah. That's what the people say. Yeah. That is what. Were you not just singing? Yes, yes, yes. You were looking at me like, what are you,

you clearly were singing the song. I was, I was, I was. Just wanted you to feel left out. She was. Yes. Yes. Now, like, look, if he wanted to, like, really work out this take and have it be, you know, oh, I think it's crazy that ex person and the pro this and that may make millions and millions

and millions of dollars and, you know, our teachers and our nurses and all these, you know, very important jobs. Like, there's something of substance there. Of course. He turned it into, like, just, oh, who the fuck cares about these chicks? Right. When he is somebody who makes millions of dollars being an entertainer. And they're just trying to entertain people. And you are somebody that does this and also get paid a shit ton of money. Right. I'd love to know what the price tag was on that Netflix podcast, Pete. So you know what I mean? Like I. You're also joining, you know, you're joining the podcast game. You're joining like. Right. Please. Like let's see those last few. Contracts you signed. Can you say that some are influencers are annoying? Yeah. Yeah. But that's. That doesn't mean that it's like.

And once again, that's life. Right, that's life. That's just people in general can be annoying. Yeah. I feel like recently hasn't he said like he doesn't want to be known just for like who he dates, whatever. But then this whole interview is like him talking about multiple of his like most famous ex-girlfriends. Well, what's so tough and this is what happens when you are the guy that dates all these people is no matter what every interview you do, you're going to be asked about it.

Like I don't blame him as much for that because it's like he's not out of the blue bringing you. up all of his exes. He's being asked about them and he's always going to be asked about them. If he didn't want that to happen, that's, you know, I... But here's the thing, at a certain point, you have to say less. You know, like, that's on him. He's going to be asked about him. If he's asked about Dandy Kim and he just said, we had a good time. There's no follow up. That doesn't go viral. No one cares. It's like, oh, they had a good time. He's okay. I survived Kim Kardashian. That makes, that doesn't make the headline. You just move on. And once more people move on, the less you're going to be asked about it. But if the

interviewer knows that he could potentially say, is to have some potential punchline that he has written joke about, we're like the Marines, well, then they're going to ask because it's going to get picked up. So that's on him. It's just a lazy joke. I mean, it's not even funny. Like, you know, no, no, no. Low hanging fruit. Yeah, it is. It totally is. Both of them. Last topic, quickly, Ariana Maddox will be starring in a new peacock scripted series called Future Housewives. This is so fun. I'm so happy for

getting into a scripted show. This is her lifelong dream. She's always wanted to be an actress and it is set in the decadent asteroid colony of New Beverly Hills where wealthy socialites juggle bioengineered beauty regimens, ruthless rivalries and interplanetary

scandals. So this kind of sounds like... That is not what I thought of. It's like... like alien real housewives. With Desperate Housewives, alien style. What's that show that we were watching that Anthony Ramos came on to promote

I'm playing out on the name. The Beauty? The Beauty. It's like that kind of A little bit of the beauty. Yeah, but I think this is like on an another planet. Right. I mean it's on an asteroid. Yeah, I think that this is going to be like Desperate Housewives taking place in space. That's pretty sick. Yeah, it's a different take. When a young starry-eyed outsider unexpectedly

appends their glamorous world exposes just how far they've drifted out of touch. So satirical, superficial. Right. And it's being made by Fuzzy Door, which is... Seth McFarlane. Seth McFarland. And I feel like he loves like a...

Alien stuff. Yeah. To put in layman's terms, alien stuff. He's made a lot of shows about aliens and space. Right. Yeah. The Orville.

Yeah, yeah. I think that this is so fun. I'm so happy for her. She will be playing the outsider. Yes. That comes into the area. That's awesome. It has to infiltrate the group.

This is great, like you said, a dream. I feel like this is what she always wanted to do. And it really is so crazy. I mean, she's going to look back. And she probably is thinking about it even now, but she's going to look back in decades and think, like, I went to L.A.

I had a dream of doing the whole, being in showbiz, stumbles into this reality show, gets her heartbroken for the world to see, and that ends up catapulting her into the career that she always wanted. It's really crazy. Catapult, by the way. Like, she's just, like, really.

She handled it perfectly. She handled it so pristine. Like, any, here's the thing, she just, she laid out the blueprint for anybody now, and we've seen it not work. We've seen people not follow the blueprint of what happens now if you have one of these big reality TV scandals

and how you can parlay that into everything that you've ever wanted, which is amazing. And even like, I think about it with Whitney, you know, she ends up on Secret Lives and Mormon Wives. Reality TV isn't exactly what she wants to be doing. And she gets shit for it by walking in and being like, I want in my contract that I get to try out to be in scripted stuff.

And the show falls apart. Everything's a disaster. But she fought for what she wanted and she knew she was going to try and parlay that into a different career. And now she did the same thing, the Broadway, you know, from the Broadway show to trying to do scripted, acting, all those things. So there's like once, like I said, the blueprint is there. It just depends on how well you can execute. and Ariana just executed it perfectly.

And isn't that beautiful? Yeah, it really is. Because, you know, no one's even thinking about what's his face is doing. I can't even remember who you're talking about. Exactly. Like, you know, we watch a bunch of the TV shows

and it's like, he's just, he's just floated away. Yeah, you know when the Wall Street when Matthew McConae does that? Yeah. Yep. I can't do it like him. Yeah, yeah. But.

I know what you're saying. I know what you're saying. Yeah. That one scene. That, I bet, is shown in acting classes for years to come. McConaughey and Leo in that Wolf of Wall Street scene. Yeah. Because it left such an impact for such a small role. The two of them out to dinner and some of it's improvised and he starts doing this thing. And then you see Leo look off because he's not sure what McConaug is doing and he looks off and apparently. the director and everyone was like and so he just kept going along with it and that is the beauty of filmmaking

that is being in tinseltown did you guys, is brothers out I watched! I watched! Is it the whole show or just an episode? Man I'd love to take a trip to Paris this time of year. God! They were both hanging off a cliff

Who would I save one? Who would you serve? McConnor or Harrelson? Yeah. McConnor. Really? Zach quickly you decided. I would save McConaughey. Why?

I love the way he talks. Is that it? Damn. Like that's the only thing. And Woody's like, wow, that's the only reason why I don't, why I got to go. You know I love Woody. I know you do. I know you do.

I don't even, you think he's a hear me out. I think he's a hear me out. I think people would think Woody Harrelson to hear me out. I don't think. Current day, yeah. Current day. I mean, Woody in White Men Can't Jump is not a hear me out. That's just a let me in.

Do you watch any of any of any. Andrew Garfield on Gooding. Oh my God. My God, I was smiling near to year watching the whole thing. And he was talking about playing basketball. Let me tell you. When Amy Bowler asked him if he's method and she goes, and if so, who was speaking with? She's my favorite person on her.

I can't. I'd actually watched that episode multiple times. When they open with, he's like, it's touch. Yeah. And she was like, she goes, damn. It was so good. So good. So good.

That whole episode was amazing. Yeah, I would save McConaughey. I can listen to him to talk all day long. He was on New Heights and he told the story of how he got his role in Days and Confuse. Yeah. And how it just the guy was like, show up with this script, da-da-da. And then he gets on set and he like doesn't know what to say or do. So he just goes, all right, all right, all right to start the scene.

And then that's it. Yeah. So he said he'll never get tired. Yeah. Because it's like, it came from him. You know, I never, because I've never seen. that movie. And when he did the Oscar speech and said that,

I thought that was like the first. I thought people were just like, wow, that's awesome. I didn't get that it was like a reference. Oh, wow. That's embarrassing. Yeah. That's embarrassing. It's really embarrassing. Is the whole season out of this fucking? Oh, my God. He's Googling away. I'm like,

I'm waiting for him to show up on the screen to answer my question. No, the whole season is not an episode. Okay. Eight episode. The first two episodes. episodes were out and then the rest come out on Wednesdays. Okay, plenty of time. Okay, so.

Apple is like a weekly type. Yeah, they are. They are really are. Okay, so only three episodes are out now. But they like that, like, they like where they put out one to three episodes and a week to week. Is it like funny? The vibe is funny and the vibe is they're playing themselves in, like, their own names.

Their own names. They're playing Matthew and Woody. Yes. But it's like. Yeah, they're playing like caricatures of themselves. Yes. Yeah. They're playing themselves.

Like Woody, Matthew. Dramatized. versions. Yeah, it's scripted, but they're playing them. They find out that they could be brothers. I feel like Matthew McConaughey is already playing himself in the world, you know? Right. I feel like he's playing Matthew McConae at all times. I want to sit down with Matthew McConaughey so bad, so bad.

It seemed we really missed our window of them. They did like 18,000 podcasts. Yeah, they said they don't even realize that they could come here and have the time of their life. One side of the cliff are Steve Martin and Martin Short hanging. Oh, my gosh. is Matt McConnor. And Woody Harrelson, who are you saving? Which pair?

Steve and Martin lived a long life. He's not that much older than them. Woody Harrison, 65? Steve Martin did not... He's younger. That's Steve... Oh, wait. That's automotive designer Steve Matton.

Okay, Steve Martin's 81. I was going to say, Steve Martin's 61. Steve Madden. Typo. This is me. This is me at the end of the cliff. That's all it takes. You know Martin Shore would be cracking you up hanging.

Like he's making jokes. Like, please. Martin Shore's got 20 years on McConaughey. And they have lived such a long, fulfilled life. Like, it's. I'll be saying Steve Martin and Martin Shore, no question. I got to be honest, it's really not up for debate for me.

I feel like, but you know what it would be kind of? I think Matthew and Woody would actually be like really okay. with what's about to happen? Like, they're like calm. Matthew would be like, save them. No, no, Matthew would, all right, all right. Yeah.

Just save them. And I, and then I would. It would be like aim for the bushes. And I feel like Martin and Steve would be like panicking. Oh, I kind of think opposite. No, no. Oh. Yeah, I think opposite.

Matthew McCona doesn't sweat. And I know. And Woody's high as fuck all the time. No, no. I think, you know, Matthew's got a lot of young kids still. I think there's a panic there. This got way too real. You're making you real.

Yeah, yeah. But you know what? Here's a problem. When you ask the question, then you get real because you got to debate what it is. Anyways, I'm taking the tip of my big toe and I'm kicking Stephen Martin off the cliff and I'm saving these two. It's not just Steve Martin.

You're kicking Martin short off too? You have to kick two off of tape two. It's a pair. You keep saying Steve and Martin. You're not mentioning Martin. No, I'm saying Steve and Martin. They just happen to have the last name and the first name are the same. She's saying Steve and Martin.

Oh, I thought you're just saying Steve Martin. Wait, so when you said Steve Martin's loved a good life, you said Steve and Martin? Yes, Steve and Martin. This whole time she's been talking about love of that. I'm not just targeting Steve Martin like that. No, that's not saying, why are you like picking on Steve Martin so much? I swear, I haven't seen.

It sounds like a direct attack on Steve Martin. It is Steve and Martin. I'm kicking them both off. Got it, got it. One, two. Bye-bye. Wow, just like that. Yeah, what would you do?

Just like that. I told you. I wouldn't even think I would go to a market. It's John Meyer. Say Martin and Steve. It's John Mayer. Yeah. And Susan.

And Susan Tedeski. And on the other side. Oh, they're paired? No, no, they're paired. John and Susan are paired. And then what's trucks? David. David.

Wait, wait, what? No, who's trucks? Derek. Derek. Derek. You're separating the husband and wife so they have to lose each other. And Marcus King. Ooh.

John and Susan or Derek and Markets? Why would you do that to Susan and Derek? You're separating them so that one of them has to die. I'm saving John and Susan then. Well, because here's the thing. You're going like, if you would, if Derek and Susan wants that, you're like, well, the merry couple, you know? Here's my...

Right, you're saving the married couple. Here's my thought process on that. John and... John, not that he could ever replace Derek in Tedescue Trucks, man, but Derek plays guitar. John plays guitar. No, we're seeing about the logistics of the band. go and play with Susan now.

Derek doesn't sing. Derek doesn't sing. I guess Marcus could sing for him, but it wouldn't be the same. John and Susan then fall in love and we get songs sung blue, too. I feel bad even saying this. Susan and Derek are perfect.

All right. I almost want to cut that. It makes its way to Susan and Derek. No, no. Don't do it. All right. Anyways, that wraps at the top. All right, let's get into a great game of Beat Rian Fran presented by State Farm.

Sure, being an expert at celebrity trivia is pretty impressive. But you know what's even more impressive? Being smart about saving money for your dream home or a sweet new ride. And a great way to do that is saving when you choose to bundle home and auto with the State Farm Personal Price Plan. Bundling, just another way to save with personal price plan. Pricer based on rating plans that vary by state. Coverage options are selected by the customer.

availability, amount of discounts and savings, and eligibility vary by state. Create an affordable price just for you with the State Farm Personal Price Plan. All right, ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to another game of Beat Rian Fran. This is game number 237, and we are joined by Best Friends from High School, Lucy and Casey. Thank you guys so much for joining us. So excited. They are West Coast girls. We are ready to dive into it.

So it's 15 questions. If you got the question right, you get the first. point. If you get it wrong, the other team can steal the point. Whoever has the most points at the end wins to determine who goes first. Noah's going to give us a movie. We are going to guess the Ron Tomatoes Critics score of that movie. Whoever is closest

will go first. We each get our own individual guests and we will alternate between teams for guesses. So Noah, what is today's movie? Today's movie is 51st dates. Ooh. Okay, so one of you will go first. So one of you guys guess first. Okay, Casey, you go first.

Okay. I'm going to go like mid. I think I'm going to say 67. I'm going to go 84. I feel confident somewhere in that realm as well. I'm going to say 75. 45. Oh, man. Hey, good for you.

Good for you. That's way lower than I thought. Way lower than I thought. I agree. Yeah. I feel like Adam Sandler doesn't give. Ron Tomato's respect, you know. Yeah, that's true. That's true.

But he gets the world. Yeah. Okay. Question number one to Lucy and Casey. Shout out Carly from Landstale, Pennsylvania. What Jesse McCartney's song includes the lyric. Girl, that thing you got behind you is amazing. Oh, shit.

You have any idea? Casey, I feel like the only Jesse McCartney song I know is leaving. And, yeah. Is it that? I don't know. Okay. Final answer, Levin. Correct.

Levin's the winner. Well, what's his biggest song? Beautiful soul. Beautiful soul. Oh, duh. Okay, I do know that. One nothing, Lucy and Casey. That whole time, I thought it was body language.

Well, I guess that would make sense because you were thinking. Yeah. Right. Okay, question number two to re and Fran. Shout out Megan from Missoula, Montana. In off campus, what color is Hannah? bike helmet. Wow.

We're really digging deep now. What colors her bike helmet? Black? Red? I... Blue, green. The pink

really just taking a guess here. Yeah. I don't know. I, it could be... Ten seconds. See, I thought this would be easy. I'm really not paying attention to her helmet. Yeah, yeah. Neither am I. Red.

Sure, red finance. Incorrect. Lucy and Casey. Okay, well, shit. I was going to guess red. Like, it's that like bright. Girl, I have literally no idea. Or pink.

I can, like, picture they were making all of those memes, like, making it, like, huge on her head. That's what I'm thinking about. It's a typical orange. All right. Go with your guys. 10 seconds. Oh, I don't know. Let's go pink, final answer.

Correct. Nice. Good job, Casey. Good job, good job. Okay, 2-0. Similar color. Lucy and Casey. Really just took a guess there, you know?

I was going to guess right. Question number three to Lucy and Casey. They're up 2-0. Shout out Jasmine from Utah. Which MTV series featured Bella Thorin, Tyler Posey, and Kiki Palmer? I don't know. True Jackson VP is dot MTV.

Right. Um, I really, I don't have no idea. Yeah, I have no idea either. Look, okay, true drag, Zuni P final answer. No, I'm correct. Was it that, like, famous and love show or something? That was that NBC family. Oh.

I thought that was that a free-form show? It might, yeah, probably. Kiki Palmer's really throwing me off. Right. What was the question? They were featured in it? Which MTV series featured? Bella Thor and Tyler.

They were featured. They weren't, like, starring in it. Is it maybe, like, girls? Girl code? Guy code. No, I feel like those ended before Bell of Thornt's time. Five seconds.

Did any of them have an appearance like in like awkward or something? That could be a good guess. We just guess that. Awkward, final answer. Incorrect. Scream. Oh. They made an MTV scream show?

Yep. Don't recall. Yeah. Damn. I didn't know that either. Okay. Still 2-0. Lucy and Casey is question number four to reinfranchis.

shout out Elizabeth from St. Louis. Which friend's character showed up late to Chandler and Monica's wedding? Wait, this is our question, but you said their names. No, I said to you guys. Oh, this is to us? Yeah. Did he not say, did he not say, it's Joey? Okay.

Final answer. Correct. But I- Rewine the tape. It's question number four to reinfranche about Elizabeth. Rewine the tape. I already said this question is for Lucy and Casey.

I don't know. I blanked out. Yeah. All right. It was our question. You're making me question myself. I cannot wait to. No, it's like mind games over there.

That's fine. I mean, we got it. Stay focused, guys. Stay focused. 2-1. Re-in-Fran. Question number five to Lucy and Casey. Shout out Carly from Lansdale again.

List these tailors from youngest to oldest. Taylor Swift. Taylor Hanson. Taylor-Loddner. Taylor Frankie Paul. Um, let's see, any guesses? Yeah, wait, you said from youngest to oldest? Yeah.

Okay, I would say Taylor Frankie Paul, then I would say Taylor Lottner, then I would say, wait, who was the other one, Taylor Swift and Taylor Hanson? Yeah, 10 seconds. Ooh, is Swift younger than? Okay, TFP, Taylor Swift, Taylor Lottner, Taylor Hansen. Incorrect. Final. Okay, so I think it's Taylor, Frankie, Paul, Taylor, Lottner, then Swift, then Hansen.

But is Swift's Loki older than Hansen? Is this like a play on like a trick? No, he was definitely born before 1989. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure, right. 1,000, okay, okay. Yeah, has to. Okay, Taylor Frankie Paul, Taylor, Taylor, Taylor, Paul, Taylor, Swift, Taylor Hanson, final answer.

Correct. I just discovered that she was born in 1989. That's why she named the album that. You just discovered this? I don't know. I never thought deeply about what was. I didn't realize that either. I was just like, maybe she liked 1989.

I don't know. I guess that makes sense. But like was any of the album like about her like being born or anything or no? No, you know, I don't really think it needed to be. But like Adele had albums just like the age. She came out that she made them. That makes sense, though. That makes sense.

She releases those albums, and that's like her thing. Okay. Okay. Question number six, and it is tied up at two, and this question is to re-enfranchise out Anika from California. Name the music artist based on people they have collaborated with. Cardi B., Lady Gaga, Anderson Pack. Bruno Mars.

Does Bruno Mars have a song with Cardi B? Probably. Definitely Lady Gaga. Let's say, definitely Anderson Pack. Bruno Barnes. Yeah, final answer. Correct. He has two songs with Cardi B.

Finesse and Remember Pleasness? Oh, Finesse. Lady Gaga, die with a smile on the Anderson Pack. They did a whole album. My Gaga shirt on right now. Wow. Okay.

It is 3-2. We're in Fran. Question number seven to Lucy and Casey. you shout out Emma from Spokane. Name the year all these events happen. Kelly Clarkson wins American Idol. Brittany Spears and Justin Timberlake break up and the Osborne reality TV show premiered.

Is it like 2003? I was going to say 2003 or 2004. Like we were only three. Shit. I mean, um, it's, Let's go 2003. All right. 2003, final answer.

I'm between one and two. Me too. Oh, my God. My first thing that I heard was 2001 in my head. Yeah, same. So then maybe we should just go to that. Like, my gut was 2001. Right.

All right, let's do that. 2001, final answer. 2012. Oh, God damn it. Whatever. You know, like that was bound to happen. We both thought one. Yes.

Okay, still three, two, rean friends. Question number eight to them. Shout to Tate from North Dakota. And how I met your mother. What is the name of the girl who broke Barney's heart leading him to become a womanizer? Oh, I don't remember her name. They don't talk about her that much. There's one episode based on it.

And then, yeah, I don't remember her name. 15 seconds. I don't want to just throw out a guess of a name. Yeah, Rebecca. Sure. Final answer. Incorrect. Delucine Casey. Not a clue.

Tried to do some how I met your mother trivia. This is just not one of them. Never seen it. So. Never seen it. Um, okay. Madison. Final answer?

Incorrect. That's a good guess. Shannon. Shannon. Rebecca, Madison. You know. My guess was Stephanie. Yeah.

Okay. Three, two, Ria and Fran. This is question number not. to Lucy and Casey. Shout out Anna from St. Louis. What is the neighbor's name in the Princess Diaries? Is this to us? Yes. Yes. Oh, yeah. I'm not sure. I'm actually going to the Princess Diaries house this weekend. Wow. How fun. Um, I have no idea. Yeah, I don't remember. I don't remember who the neighbor is. All right. I don't know. It's been a minute since I watched out of the movie. Let's just throw out a name. Okay, your turn.

Okay. Deborah, I'll find out. Incorrect. And I can picture him standing outside in his bathrobe with the trash can. Mr. Something. I'm drawing a completely blank. I wanted to say Garibaldi, but that's her name. Right.

Mr. Ten seconds. I'm doing that thing where I'm pretending to think I can't. Yeah, I have no clue. I don't even have a guess. Eh, buzz. Mr. Robitusson. Oh, yeah.

Yep. Not ringing a bell for me. Like the cough syrup. Yeah, like the cough syrup. Yeah, no. Okay, it is 3-2, Rian Fran. I'm going to play a movie clip. And you tell me what movies from this is to Rehan. That's what they want to hear.

After the show, I was going to take you to this fancy hotel with a big suite, and I don't know you can eat buffet, and I was going to propose. and What? Yeah, got your ring and everything. If you're not into it, maybe we could still hit that buffer.

They've got a guy there that does amlets and craps. I might feel useless today. Ten seconds. An old movie. Yeah. Time is up. Fuck, I got nothing.

All right. To Casey and Lucy. I can all figure out whose voice that is either. And I didn't get a catch-up the girls. Wait, are we to listen to it again or no? Yeah, I can play it again.

That's what they want to hear After the show I was going to take you to this fancy hotel With a big sweet And I don't know you can eat buffet And I was going to propose And what? Yeah, I got your ring and everything But if you're not in,

Well, maybe we could still hit that buffet They've got a guy there that does omelets and craps 15 seconds I've got no idea Yeah, I don't I have no guess No, me either Okay

Buzzer Pass song sung blue Oh it's freaking Hugh Jackman Oh my god It was not an old movie They're just playing old characters

Yeah yeah yeah Yeah Not like old I mean like It's a period piece Yes It's not even that long ago No

No it's not That was a joke Thank you Fran Okay It is still Three two Rian Fran And this is question number 11 to Lucy and Casey

shout out Lauren from Indianapolis In Ted Lassau What is the name of the fictional dating app That serves as the team's sponsor? I don't know I don't either It's like on their jerseys Right?

I watched like two episodes of Ted Lassow I don't know Oh really? Yeah I don't know Pick something up I can't think of anything right now Brian. Final answer.

Incorrect. I have no clue. Not a clue. Is it like a play on one of them? Like, Linder? Probably. I mean, probably is. Linder.

Final answer. Incorrect. Banter. Banter. Sam. Not, you know. Er. We got the er.

The er is there. Tinder, grinder, banter. Okay. Still 3-2, Rian friends. Question number 12 to them. Shout out Emma from London. What is the name of the fictional street where the desperate housewives live? Wisteria Lane, final answer.

Correct. Finally, I'm of use. That's a good one. Okay, 4-2, Rianne Fran. Question number 13. Shout out Alley from Rhode Island. What movie do the Gilmer girls watch the first time Dean comes over? Never seen it.

I have watched the first season, but I don't remember. Let's go Princess Diarray is final answer. Incorrect, Ray and Fran. I really do first. for a rewatch at this point. I have no clue. It's something old. 15 seconds.

Like pretty and pink. Sure. Pretty and 16 candles, final answer. Incorrect. Willie Wonka in the chocolate factory. Nope. Yeah. Eh.

Okay. It's 4 to re-infraing. Question number 14 to re-infran. Lucy in case you're going to have to get these last two right, sent it time. Shout out Carly from Boston. In the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, what gossip website did Lisa Vanderpump

allegedly leak a story about Dereet regarding Puppy Gate? Perez, Hilton? No. Bish. Radar Hollywood? Ooh, ooh. Radar online. Radar. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Final answer. Final answer is what?

Radar. Yeah. It's radar online. That's why I said. Radar online. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I said. Yep. Okay, correct. You guys win. Dig it.

We'll do the final question for fun. It's 5-2, Rianne, and Fran. And this is two, Lucy and Casey, shout out Emma from Spokane again. Who are the last four artists to win album of the year at the Grammys? Oh, that's hard. Last four? Well, yeah. Not that much.

Yeah, that's a lot. I don't even remember who one last year. I can't name one. You don't remember. I honestly probably couldn't tell you one last year if I didn't have in front of me. 15 seconds. Oh my God.

Does it have to be in order? No. Like, I know Casey Moss Graves won, like, a long time ago, but that was more than four years ago. Okay, let's just throw out more than a quarter. Should we do, like... Kesebosgraves, do a leapa. I feel like it's like Taylor Swift's...

Okay, time is up. Okay. Final answer. Yeah, I got no. I couldn't even tell you one last year. Okay. This year. Sabrina Carpenter. Six months ago. Taylor Swift, Cizza, and Bruno Mars.

No. No? He's always winning shit. Right, but I don't know if he wins album a video. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe Taylor Swift twice? 15 seconds. All right, we'll go Sabrina Carpenter, Taylor Swift, Cizza, Taylor Swift. Final answer.

I'm correct. 2026 was Bad Bunny. Oh, yeah. I'm not going to try to butcher the album title name. Yeah. Beyonce 2025. Caldly Carter. I was actually, I was going to say Beyonce.

Taylor Swift, 24, Midnights. Yeah. And Harry Styles Harry's House, 2023. Geez, Louise. All right. Well, we butcher three of the biggest artists in the world. Right. Could have just got Bad Bunny, Taylor Swift.

Yeah, I'll say like arguably the four biggest artists in the world. Listen. Listen. Listen, it happens. It happens. You know, you win and the last question just goes out the head. Okay, final score, though, free and fran, 5-2. Sorry.

But not. Sorry. I'm happy to win that one because I felt useless for a little bit there. No, I know. That was a, there was a dead. There's a dead zone there. It was. Thank you guys so much for playing.

Appreciate you guys listening, supporting us coming to the shows. Yes, thank you. Thank you so much. Hopefully we're back on the West Coast soon. We'll see you guys. Thank you. We'll be that. Thank you guys. Send me your address and sizes.

We'll get some merch sent to you. All right. That wraps up today's episode of Chicks in the Office. Thank you so much. I just fucking got boogers out of my nose. No. Thank you so much for watching and listening. We love you guys so very much. We hope you have an amazing weekend.

And if you're coming to Vegas, we can't with hang out with you. Love you. Bye. Yeah, chicks in the office. Longtime listener. First time caller. Look at the charts. Who does it the best. Two chicks getting paid in reality checks. You can find them at the gym.

It's not even a flex. Last minute red carpet flew him out on the jet. Yeah, they're who you want to be. They're always on your screen. Two queens and they might be spilling royalty. A lot of topics that are popping here to get into. I know a show that you probably want to listen to. Who turned the heat up? Turn the beat up. Record the pod, made a bag, put their feet up. The ones that leave no crumbs when they clean up. Who's the pod that they all want to make? meet up who turned the heat up turn the beat up record the pie made a bag put their feet up the ones that leave no crumbs when they clean up