Chicks in the Office - Winter Break & NYE Roundup, Golden Globes Recap + Justin Bieber New Music

Episode Date: January 6, 2020

CITO Merch > http://bit.ly/citomerch. We recap our vacations (12:01-25:03). Kardashian Christmas festivities (29:09-39:52). Golden Globes recap (40:21-1:15:31). Our thoughts on Justin Bieber's new... single ‘Yummy' (1:15:58-1:29:39). Kendall Jenner & Ben Simmons spent NYE together (1:30:03-1:32:51). Kaia Gerber's parents concerned about Pete Davidson (1:33:12-1:37:37). Big couple news: Miley Cyrus & Cody Simpson shut down rumors, Olivia Culpo & Christian Mccaffrey PDA, Diplo & Chantel Jeffries, Vanessa Hudgens & Austin Butler not together on NYE, Erin Foster's NYE wedding, Cameron Diaz & Benji Madden had a baby + Nikki Bella is engaged to Artem (1:40:10-1:55:59). Zac Efron almost died (1:56:30-2:01:03). The Coachella lineup was released (2:01:40-2:06:42). Jake Paul & Tana Mongeau split (2:07:04-2:11:17). Celeb Conspiracy Corner: Drake killed XXXTentacion (2:13:27-2:26:36). Follow us on Instagram @chicksintheoffice and on Twitter @chicksintheoff + subscribe to our Snapchat show > http://bit.ly/thegroupchat & our YouTube > http://bit.ly/CITOYOUTUBE.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/chicks-in-the-office

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey, Chicks in the Office listeners. You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. This is... What's up, everyone? It's Chicks in the Office with Rih and Fran, giving you that Friday energy on a Monday. We are back. It's 2020.
Starting point is 00:00:32 So happy to be back. Round of applause. We all made it. Happy New Year. Oh, that was so good. That just made me smile from ear to ear. I only did that because I watched our 2019 video that Noah made, which, by the way, was fantastic.
Starting point is 00:00:47 Very good job, Noah. And it opens with me saying that at the beginning of 2019. So I figured I'd stick to it, 2020. Good. So that when Noah makes this video next year, he'll have this. Exactly. This is perfect. Shout out to Monster Energy Ultra, who is no longer our presenting sponsor, but they're
Starting point is 00:01:05 still getting me through this podcast. So I just want to give a shout out to them. Yeah. It was just a wrap-up of how great Monster was, and we loved working with them the whole end of, you know, the last year. And you won't be hearing us talk about it as much, but keep drinking them because we still will. Yeah, we're still going to drink them. And maybe they'll come back. We love Monster Energy Ultra.
Starting point is 00:01:28 Hopefully they love us. And hopefully we'll drink more of it this year, 2020. It's been a long break. So we have a lot of stuff to catch up on. a lot of topics, very important topics, and our own personal lives. We both went away to two different locations, very different vibes this break. You went to Mexico. Looks lovely.
Starting point is 00:01:50 I'm sure the weather was beautiful. I don't actually, we had a wonderful time. I don't have too much to say. The weather actually was deceivingly not great. Really? What you post on social media? I'm like, oh, look how beautiful it is. But it was a little chilly.
Starting point is 00:02:06 A little cloudy. We got like a couple good days, but there were some days that it was just straight up. It's the windy season there. So it's like it was not, I was in like jeans and a long sleeve shirt and sneakers and my the little puffer that I brought to L.A. Like every night. Really? So is that kind of cold?
Starting point is 00:02:26 Chili. Yeah. Chili. But other than that, it was fantastic. I got to spend some time with my family. My boyfriend was with us. My brother's girlfriend was with us. I did not tell you this.
Starting point is 00:02:37 My sister didn't come on the trip. She just never came. She didn't come because we left on the 26th and Christmas night at our house. My mom was like, okay, everybody, let's get your stuff together. Our flights really early. Everybody get your passports.
Starting point is 00:02:54 Gia left her passport in Michigan at school. No. I felt so bad. She was so sad. I would have been fucking devastated. She was only coming. That's literally like home alone. No, she was coming for like, she was, and I'm sure she had some, there was activity at the house while we were coming.
Starting point is 00:03:12 But I'm for sure she, she was only coming for a couple days because she wanted to be home for New Year's Eve and the rest of us all stayed anyway. But that she was, that was a very sad moment because we're like, oh, we're literally all going now except for her. And she, we had no choice. It was like 8 p.m. on Christmas night and her passport was in her room in her house in Michigan State. Oh my God. Well, she'll never forget that passport again. No. She'll never forget it again because that's going to stick with her. And you also said the weather was kind of chilly. So maybe she didn't miss out on that much. And the good days came toward the end of the trip. So she would have had all bad. And I'm sure she enjoyed being alone in the house anyway. Yeah, I'm sure she did. I'm sure she had
Starting point is 00:03:51 some fun. I'm sure she did. That's why my parents made me bring back my passport from my apartment to stay at my house on Long Island because they do not trust me with the passport. And I don't blame them for not trust me with my passport. And any time you're going somewhere, a lot of times when we're going somewhere like internationally, we are with our family. So you're either going home first or our family's meeting us at the airport or something. So you're like, hey, you know, maybe just, mom just watch my passport. That's a good idea. What is Hank's passport?
Starting point is 00:04:19 Because we know that he's lost that before. Hank's passport is with him because he doesn't have a license. Right, right, right, right, right. But he got a temporary license. So that new one is coming in the mail because we have to drive. Oh, he was in Massachusetts. Well, he did it in New York. Oh, he did it in New York. Because he had to get the temporary one before.
Starting point is 00:04:38 Right, right. Rented the car. Oh, duh, because he was driving. Obviously, obviously. Which brings us to your stay in Maine where you had blissful. Beautiful snowfall. But you just, you just skied your little hard out. Yeah. So obviously I talked about I was going to go skiing. And, you know, I keep saying it's my first time. It is my second time. I don't count the first time because I don't remember. it. I was way, way younger, maybe like
Starting point is 00:05:03 10 years old. It doesn't count. It just doesn't count because I don't remember it. It's a new lifetime to me. First off, I want to say the house was fantastic. We stayed in this cabin in Maine, or not even a house. What town are you in? Newry. Yes. Near Sunday River. Okay. That's the resort.
Starting point is 00:05:24 I don't know much about that stuff. I don't know much about Maine either. No one's shaking his head like he knows where it is. Yes, that's where we were, we stayed 10 minutes away from the mountain, Sunday River. And we stayed in this lovely house. So the Airbnb pictures were quite deceiving. Like I saw these Airbnb pictures and Hank booked the house and he was really excited about. And I was like, oh, nice.
Starting point is 00:05:46 Like, good pick. Yeah. But then we showed up to the house and it was fucking awesome. There was so much room. There was so many beds for everybody. There was a huge living room, another living room, TVs that streamed everything. Hot tub, but there was a sauna outside. Like you, I started a fire for the sauna.
Starting point is 00:06:07 It was awesome. Wow. The wood stove heats up the sauna. It was so cool. Yeah. We had some snow. A lot of snow, actually, not some snow. A lot of snow.
Starting point is 00:06:15 It was so pretty. But very pictures. Of course, everybody wanted to go skiing two of the days. So I'm like, all right, well, I'm going to buy a two day pass. And I said to Hank beforehand, I'm like, what if I don't want to ski the second day? And he was like, well, don't put that mindset in. Like, get the second pass. Blah, blah, blah.
Starting point is 00:06:31 That's what the skiers always said. They're like, oh, buy the two-day. It's better. You're going to love it. Then you're going to, you know, it's cheaper this way because if you have to buy one days for two days, that's more expensive. I knew in my heart of hearts that I wasn't going to ski both days. I knew it.
Starting point is 00:06:48 I was like, okay, I'll buy both days. I shouldn't have just bought one day. I didn't say anything. That's my fault. But I buy one day. Every whole big group of people. We're all going. A lot of us haven't skied or haven't skied in a while.
Starting point is 00:07:01 So do you have rentals? Yep, I got rentals. What did you wear? I just wore some stuff I had at home. My sister had some stuff. So I didn't, I'm really glad I didn't spend money on this. That's what I was going to say. I was worried that you bought like a cute ski outfit and skied one time.
Starting point is 00:07:15 I spent zero dollars on ski stuff because my sister had a bunch of stuff. My sister knows how to ski. Yeah. She had some stuff. So I borrowed all of that and then the actual skis I rented. Whatever. We get to the mountain. I'm feeling good.
Starting point is 00:07:28 I'm feeling confident. I had a dream the night before that I skied just fine. Nothing crazy. Like, I skied just fine. Like, very average. Yeah, very average and normal ski trip. I went down the mountain. Not a big crazy one.
Starting point is 00:07:40 Oh, this is great. I woke up feeling good. Like, how the lift go? The lift was fine. The lift was great. Great. But walking in skis is really hard. No, you ski or snowboard?
Starting point is 00:07:54 I used to ski a snowboard. How hard is walking and skis? Oh, the ski boots suck. That's like a huge benefit of snowboarding. Yeah. The boots are like way more comfortable. And just walking in skis in general. Like, I couldn't figure it out, Fran.
Starting point is 00:08:07 I couldn't. Oh, like walking with the skis on. Yeah, walking with the skis on. I couldn't get from point A to point B. I do remember Hank saying he's not a pole. He doesn't use the poles. Yeah, I do though. I do.
Starting point is 00:08:17 Well, I'm never going skiing again. But anyways, I, you know, like to get from point A to point B, I couldn't get there because I couldn't walk in the skis. So Hank's friends were like dragging me, like holding on a pole and pulling me. I threw my poles down at one point. I said, just go without me. I don't even want to go because I can't walk in the fucking skis. How am I supposed to ski?
Starting point is 00:08:35 And then I got it together. I was like, all right, chill out. Just whatever. Yeah. Get on the conveyor belt. No, get on the conveyor belt. Do the bunny slopes quick. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:42 Do that. Easy peasy. I'm crushing these things. Just little bunny slopes. Yeah. Got the moves down. Hank's friend is a ski instructor. He's helping us because I'm not going to pay for a lesson.
Starting point is 00:08:51 Like, yeah. Whatever. He's like, all right. I think you guys are ready down, ready to go down the first trail. I'm like, fuck yeah. Let's just do it. I have no choice. Get on the ski lift.
Starting point is 00:09:01 it down, boom, boom, boom. Getting off the ski lift is the scariest feeling I've ever had in my life. Not even going down the mountain, getting off the ski lift, you just get off. Because it is moving. It's moving. And then you have no control. If you don't know how to ski, your skis are just out of control. So you have the momentum and it already is pushing you.
Starting point is 00:09:18 Yep. So I get off the ski lift. I have no choice. I have no choice but to go down the mountain because I can't stop my skis. I'm like, I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going.
Starting point is 00:09:28 No, no, no. I can't. I'm going. So I just go down, right? I'm going really fast. Everyone's like, oh my God. And then all of a sudden, I just fucking
Starting point is 00:09:38 down I go, hard fall, kind of badass at the same time. Everyone was like, Ria, that was badass. He just went so fast and fell. And I was like, the only reason I fell was because I don't know what I'm doing. They were like, you're going so fast. So I'm not meaning to go this fast.
Starting point is 00:09:54 They thought I was like, so, oh my God, Ria's got she's going fast. I'm going fast because this mountain is stronger than I am. I have no control. I'm being taken down by this mountain is taking me down. Okay, so I fall the first time.
Starting point is 00:10:07 I have to keep going down. It's the only way you get down. Everyone helps me up. I go the same fucking thing. Fall again. Everyone helps me up again. I did that at least six times going down the mountain. And by the time I got down, I was like,
Starting point is 00:10:23 all right, guys, this has been fun. This one trail, I fell six times. I thought I sprayed my thumb at one point. It hurt really bad. You did the bunny slopes. The bunny slopes were good, but then I got to this trail, and it was fucking bad. It was hard. Some people we were skiing with were like, that is kind of like a hard first time skiing.
Starting point is 00:10:45 Yeah, yeah. You just fucking went for it. I'm proud of you for even going right to the mall and I would have stayed on the bunny slopes the whole first day. No, I just, I would have been like, have a great time, guys. We did the bunny slopes three times. Yeah, three times. And then everyone was like, let's go.
Starting point is 00:10:58 And I didn't want to hold anyone back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So then when we got down to the bottom of the trail, some people wanted to go on like a higher one and then some people wanted to go on the same one. I was like, guys, I think I'm just, I think I'm good. Like, I'm just going to go sit inside. Like, it's really okay.
Starting point is 00:11:13 And everyone thought that I was, like, Hank thought that I was doing the like, it's fine, but it's not really fine type of thing. I was like, it's not one of those. I'm fine, but I'm not fine. It's not one of those. Like, I am really okay. I actually rather, I'd rather go back. I don't want to be doing this.
Starting point is 00:11:30 I don't. Like, I understand it's fun for people who get it. But in my situation, I was thinking high risk with a little reward because when you don't know how to ski, it's not like you're going down and looking out at the mountains and the trees, the beautiful trees. You're just focusing on not dying. There's nothing to enjoy. I feel like you're a snowboarder.
Starting point is 00:11:50 That's what everyone was saying. I can see you snowboarding. I can't even picture you skiing. Everyone was saying, like, when I was dressed, they were like, you look like a fucking snowboarder. And I was like, should I snowboard? You have the snowboarding, I can definitely see the look like the snowboarding aesthetic. Yeah, 100%. I don't know if the snowboarding skills are, like, I think that's where, that's where the
Starting point is 00:12:11 I honestly think it might be easier for me because just the two skis and, like, they would get tangled with each other, whatever. But I was like, just, all right, well, next time you guys go to the mountain, maybe you try snowboarding. No, I just won't do any of it because I sent to them. That's what I do when I go. Yeah, part of the reason was, like, I don't want you guys to have to keep stopping to pick me up.
Starting point is 00:12:33 I want you to have fun. I want you guys to have fun. I'd rather you guys have fun than myself on this mountain. When you're good at something and you're excited to go do it and there is always like maybe one or two people who hold the whole group back. It's annoying. It's always annoying. It doesn't matter what it is.
Starting point is 00:12:49 And you know you're being annoying in the moment. So it's like, that's why I was like, guys, if I were you and I was a really good skier, I don't want to have fun. No, I don't want, like, I wouldn't want to be helping somebody every five seconds who's falling. Like, I need to remove myself from this situation. So what I do? Went home.
Starting point is 00:13:06 I took the car back. Cruising through the mountains. Big pickup truck I'm driving, by the way. Like, I don't know how I managed that. Got back to the house all alone, complete silence, one in the sauna. It's actually hilarious how this was my ski trip last year that I went on a house to myself. I had the car. When they were done skiing, I went and picked them up.
Starting point is 00:13:27 Right. I went and picked them up there for skiing. It was great. I loved it. I was like, oh, man, I feel like a mom. You guys all had such a good time. I relaxed. You're like, hey, kids, throw your skis in the back. Yeah, no. And you like get excited for everybody. How was everybody's day on the mountain? And then they went back the second day. And two of the girlfriends stayed home as well because they were like, fuck skiing the second day. And I made breakfast for them. We had such a nice day relaxing while all the guys were on the mountain. Beautiful, wonderful trip. And a lovely New York. Near's Eve. Oh my God. Maybe my best Near's Eve ever. I will say. Near's Eve where you're just like in a house with friends, that's all you need. Like there's no need for any like big production. That's as good as good as it gets.
Starting point is 00:14:13 It was fantastic. And the house was great, great news. Oh, actually something weird happened. I posted only like two stories. Yeah. From the house. Yeah. I wasn't really on my phone much.
Starting point is 00:14:26 kind of just taking a break. We both did a pretty good disconnect. Two people DM me saying that we were in their friend's house. And they were naming specific things in the house. That's a little creepy. And I was like a little creeped out, but I also responded for goodwill.
Starting point is 00:14:41 I was like, just in case. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then this morning, the guy writes a nice review for Henry. Oh. Because Henry's friends communicated great and kept the house in great shape. Don't you love to hear that after an Airbnb?
Starting point is 00:14:54 Good thing you answered that. Yeah, I was like, that Hank was like, you should answer. But I mean, we kept it clean. Nothing was broken. No, but that's great. I mean, exactly. No, but you would do it every year. Like, as somebody who books the Airbnb, you want that good review from the owner because that's like, once you have a few good ones under your belt, like they'll let you rent anywhere. It's huge. And honestly, I would do it every year. I would go back every year in this ski house. I didn't, I was never ski house person. You look at that. But I loved it. Well, when it's, and it's beautiful because it's Christmas time. New Year's and the snow was falling.
Starting point is 00:15:28 You had one story that was just the backyard with this, the light snowfall with that bear statue. Bar Lodge. Yeah. It was just beautiful. Slight little flurries just flowing. It was really nice. And Hank's friends are a lot of fun.
Starting point is 00:15:42 They're really funny. So that always helps. I actually said to them, I was like, thank God you guys are cool. Yeah. I was like, you know what? Imagine you guys had like bad personalities and weren't funny. Yeah. That would suck.
Starting point is 00:15:52 You know, it's just sometimes people like that. this in the world. No, it's true. It's a new. When you take a moment to realize it has cool friends. Yes. When you take a moment to realize and be like, these people are fucking cool and funny.
Starting point is 00:16:06 Yeah. Great stuff. Noah? How was your trip? How was your break? It was good. Did you snowboard? I did snowboard.
Starting point is 00:16:12 It was fun. Nice. Shredded? I did. Did you fall? No, I took it easy. I don't want to like, I want off a couple jumps and I'm like, I haven't done this in a long time. So I don't really want to like be sore for the next three weeks.
Starting point is 00:16:23 Noah comes back with like a broken arm. Yeah, exactly. I used to be like obsessed for snow morning. So. So were you home? I was in New Hampshire for a little bit and then I was home again. Lovely. Ski Lodge lifestyle for me and Noah.
Starting point is 00:16:36 Yeah. Yeah. Very nice. I could honestly I could go on about this trip, this break. But we have some other stuff. It was long. It was a really like, it was a really long trip. And I felt like I was away for a long time.
Starting point is 00:16:50 Like when I was coming home, I'm like, I don't even, I went into my apartment this morning because we were on, ugh. My flight landed at a JFK of 530 and like I walked into my apartment in a daze and was like this just I forget what living in New York is like like I was like what is this my apartment like this feels weird I got I got into my bed and was like I feel like I haven't been in my bed in months and when it was really just like a week and a half it's a week and a half but it's a long week and a half yeah I want to talk about before the before we went on vacation because Christmas of course with our families shout out to my mom who is a motherfucking queen this This lady bought me. Oh, you were swagged out. When I showed up to the ski house in like all this weed supply, like pajamas and shit, people are like, what is good, Ria? Like what?
Starting point is 00:17:36 And you're like, I didn't even buy this for myself. My mom bought it for me. Fran, I, my mom bought me. And I guess this is just her being also just a cool mom. Like she's just cool. She's chill. Shout out to our moms. Shout to our moms.
Starting point is 00:17:48 They're cool moms. My pants that I was wearing and my Instagram, the snakeskin ones. Mom bought those for me. Yeah. Cool mom. Shout out of our cool moms. Our dads are cool, too. My dad pretends to not be cool with weed,
Starting point is 00:18:00 but he's absolutely cool with it. Like, we smoke in his face all the time. Like, there's really no, there's no holding back. So my mom, I open up the gifts. That's not the only thing she got me, but she got me a weed leaf onesie. Weed leaf pants. Weed leaf socks.
Starting point is 00:18:18 And like, these are things I would never wear in public, but it's just good, like, just cozy. They're comfy. Yeah, yeah. She got me a thing that's called the Green Queen. where you can put all your weed stuff. So she just really went all out. And the socks, I was like, oh, they're long socks.
Starting point is 00:18:31 I was like, oh, this is great. I could take these on the trip. Good for skiing. Nobody will see them. They're just comfy. They're good socks. We go to the ski rental place and I'm wearing these fucking socks, not remembering that I have to try on boots. And the guy's like, nice socks.
Starting point is 00:18:49 And I was like, oh, my God. Now I look like a fucking loser. Because if you're wearing like, hey, cool socks. If you're wearing like pot leaf on you, you're a loser. Chances are you're a fucking loser. And I'm walking around with these things because I'm like, this is comfy. And my mom got it for me. You should have been like, I don't know if you heard, but I'm the green queen.
Starting point is 00:19:09 Yeah. I don't know if my mom told me I'm the green queen. Yeah. So that's all right though. So shout out to my mom because she is just great. Like if you can have a mom who just buys that for you openly, wonderful. Exactly. 100% and for your sister too. Oh, she did for my sister as well. Yeah. Me and my sister, we had a great Christmas. Exactly. Great Christmas. Although, I want to talk about Christmas Day. I got to apologize to my mom because. So I was giving my mom a lot of shout out there, but we did a, so Christmas Eve we had at my aunt's house. Everybody knows Christmas Eve is like a night thing. Yes. Christmas Eve's at night. Christmas Day, I feel like can go. It can go either way.
Starting point is 00:19:53 It can go either way. This year, my mom decided to do like a breakfast slash brunch. It was like 11 at my house with my sister's fiance's family and our family. Yeah. Lovely. Great breakfast. Yes. Really happy with what was made.
Starting point is 00:20:09 Really happy with the menu. Really happy with the menu. Really happy with the morning itself. Yeah. My mom gets a little too drunk. Gets a little too drunk and buy a lot. I mean a lot. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:22 Because she walked down to my neighbor's house. My neighbor came walking back with my mom and was like, do you guys? She just lost her mom? She just walked my neighbor's house drunk. And my neighbor like brought her back and was like, um, your mom is drunk. And then she phasedime my grandpa. She was like, slurring her words. I was like, mom, you need to.
Starting point is 00:20:43 Is this your apology to your mom? Yeah, well, it's getting. Because we're putting her off last year. It's getting, it's getting to that point. I'm like, this woman is. control. She falls asleep the whole day and doesn't make Christmas dinner. The dinner she had prepared like she put out and she said, I'm going to make this. Ham, not touched. Sweet potatoes, stuffed shells, different kind of pasta. Just uncooked. And my whole family's taking a nap. And I'm like,
Starting point is 00:21:11 okay, I guess I have to nap too so that when I wake up, the dinner will be here. I have to make it to make it to that point. I'm fucking starving. If I fall asleep and wake up, maybe everything will magically be cooked. I go to sleep. I was about to say something to me. My mom, I was going to say this bitch, but I won't say that. My mom, my lovely mom, comes and wakes me up to tell me that she did not cook the dinner and wants to know if I'd like for her to make it. Oh.
Starting point is 00:21:36 I was like, yeah, I'd love for you to make it, actually. I'm fucking starving. But then it's like the guilt trip. No, no, no. She doesn't end up making it, though. Like, she asked me if I wanted her to make it. I said yes, and she doesn't end up making it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:49 I come down a little while later after she woke me up. I'm like, okay. what's happening. My dad was like, you're not like stopped from this morning? I'm like, no. No, that was nine hours ago. I was so fucking hungry. And you know when you're hungry and then it just gets worse when you know you can't have it.
Starting point is 00:22:06 Like you know you can't have the food now. So it's just. Yep. It's over with. I did cause a little bit of seen. I was like, I'm fucking starving. It's Christmas. I don't live at home anymore.
Starting point is 00:22:15 I cook for myself. Right. I buy meals for myself. It's a one time I'm expecting. I want one home cooked meal. I want one home cooked meal and I don't fucking have. It's Christmas. I did I was such a bitch I was such a bit so I'm sorry mom because the next day she made all of it
Starting point is 00:22:29 she made all of course you did because that's a lady that she is yeah that's the kind of woman she is just a great woman yep wow nothing like a good Christmas tantrum yeah yeah it happens the family was not pleased with me that's everyone shame on me like my dad was like the way the way you treated your mother My sister shook her head, went downstairs to her, like, little apartment thing. And I didn't feel guilty about it at all until the next day when she made the dinner. And I was like, damn, this shit's good. If we didn't have this now, we'd be eating leftovers right now because she would have made it the night before. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:05 It all worked out. Good. I'm glad. Yeah. Good. Just needed to get that out there. Good. Good.
Starting point is 00:23:11 My Christmas was lovely. Well, Fran, I'm trying to think of lovely. Yeah. Yeah. My dad made a pork. Mm-mm. And we do the same. Same thing. Ants for Christmas Eve and a lot of Presaco and Christmas Day. We have our family
Starting point is 00:23:27 come to our house. It was wonderful. And it was small. It was like just my grandparents, one aunt, uncle, cousins, and my babysitter growing up came, which was really nice. Shout out Selma. She made an appearance. Yeah, she did. It was really nice. It was really nice. That's nice to hear. Yeah. Yeah, so it was a good break for everyone besides, I guess your sister had a good break even though she forgot she had a lot of fun 100% and she and she got went to vermont for new years she did like the same thing that you guys did but she didn't ski it was just like go party at a house and then leave it is the right move partied at a house yep drank the whole time was high a lot of the time and really just soaked it all in wonderful wonderful break wonderful and now we're ready to start off
Starting point is 00:24:12 the new year we have a lot of exciting things a lot of topics a lot of topics the bachelor comes back tonight holy shit oh my god Don't worry, Bachelor Recaps with Trent are also back. He will be on every single one. The people want Trent. Have we even asked Trent to be on everyone or if we just assume that he's going to agree to be on everyone? He knows because I quoted his tweet. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:35 So excited for Bachelor Recaps come back and then I think there was a mutual understanding. You're in on it. He just doesn't really have a choice. No, he doesn't have a choice. I don't think he wants a choice. I think he wants to be on it. He loves doing it. He loves doing it.
Starting point is 00:24:46 He loves doing it. He was excited for Trent to come back. Clay. Clay? Yes, Clay quoted it and wrote Let's Go Trent or whatever he wrote. Wow. What an unlikely friendship between those two. Who knew that Trent
Starting point is 00:24:59 doing an impression of Clay would lead to this? So hopefully we'll get more impressions from Trent. Yeah. And it's going to be a great season. I'm excited. Also, Love Island is coming back. We're definitely going to do something for that. So we got a lot of good stuff.
Starting point is 00:25:12 Yeah. Excited for the year. Yeah, very excited. But I think it's time to get into the topics because we're very excited to talk about them. We have the Kardashian Christmas. Of course, we get the lowdown on every Kardashian sibling, the Jenner's, what they did during the break. The Golden Globes were also last night, so we talk about that.
Starting point is 00:25:31 Justin Bieber has a new song, and he announced a bunch of new stuff. Album, documentary is all coming. Kendall Jenner spent her New Year's Eve with Ben Simmons. Kyah Gerber and Pete Davidson, some interesting stuff is unfolding. Cindy Crawford and Randy Gerber were seen outside of Kyya's appellate. It seemed like they were worried about P. They were in a, look like a very serious conversation. Very serious.
Starting point is 00:25:55 Zach Efron almost died, which was hard-leaking. It's really flying under the radar this break that Zach Efron almost died. It's crazy. Not enough people are worried about Zach Efron. We're worried about Zach Efron. And then we have a big New Year's Eve break couple extravaganza. We go through it all. Aaron Foster getting married.
Starting point is 00:26:14 Cody Simpson is with Miley Cyrus, Olivia Copo, Chantelle Jeffries, and Diplo. And I'm sure there are more that we'll get to. Cameron Diaz just like had a baby. Randomly. Nobody, nobody knew. Yep. Popped on out real quick. Yep.
Starting point is 00:26:25 We also have the Coachella lineup. We'll talk about that. And Jake and Tanna called it quits. Not shocking. Dun, done, done. And of course, we have the celebrity corner. We're going to talk about the theory that Drake killed X, X, X, X, X, X, X, Tentacium. And honestly, this is Ria just telling me about this theory because I don't really know too much about it, but Ria does.
Starting point is 00:26:48 I do know about it. And many people DM me saying, can you please talk about this? And I want to learn. Yeah, we're taking suggestions. Yeah. So I may have read yours and went with it. But each week we're taking suggestions. So keep sending them our way.
Starting point is 00:27:00 We're going to do a lot of them guys for these every week. So let's get into it. Starting off with the Kardashian Christmas. So we have to talk about the Kardashian Christmas every single year. It's a staple. Who's throwing the Christmas Eve Bash? Usually it's Chris Jenner. But they're changing it up this year.
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Starting point is 00:29:31 Why, Courtney? So was I. I did not know why that was happening. I was just like, I need the details of how they agreed that it was going to be at Courtney's house this year. I feel like Courtney would not want to do that. After the fiasco that has been this past season. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:45 Why was Courtney chosen? I guess she stepped up. I guess she stepped up. She, they did it at her house. You know, once again, we saw a lot of content. Chris Jenner went live like 40 times. I think by accident, I wasn't sure. So many times she went live.
Starting point is 00:30:00 And a lot of them, I think, were not on purpose. Sierra performed. She always performs. I feel like now she's a close friend. The Sunday service choir was beautiful. It was a lot of stories of people singing. Yeah, a lot of singing. Not really, not really the content I was looking for.
Starting point is 00:30:18 but that's okay. Yep. Elon Musk was there with... With crimes. I just listened to the Elon Musk interview with Joe Rogan. What a weird fucking dude. He is strange as hell. What a strange guy.
Starting point is 00:30:32 And the two of them are strange as hell. I'm assuming that those two were under Kanye's invite list. Yeah. I mean, Elon Musk is a weird bird. I know that's a known thing. Yeah. But I never really listened to him speak. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:30:45 I don't think a lot of people really have dug into him as a person. No. And I figured we had a long drive. So it's like, well, let's play a podcast or something. I don't listen to a podcast, but let's try one out. That sounds ridiculous. I'm saying that I don't listen to the podcast. But then I was like, well, why don't we pick people love Joe Rogan? He does a lot of comedians. They're really long, pastime. And Hank was like, let's do Elon Musk. As soon as he started talking, I started bursting out laughing. I'm like, what? Yeah. Strange. It's true. It's true. So seeing that picture was hilarious. He was there. Now, Courtney posted a whole slide show of photos on Instagram. And towards the end was her with Eunice. So I don't know if they're back together. Maybe, you know, Courtney, Courtney got to host this year. So she got to invite who she wanted to invite. Eunice was there. I mean, they're 100% back together. Yeah. They have been hanging out recently. That post just confirmed. You don't post that. And you're not back together. Courtney's so weird though Yeah but don't you think that she just wouldn't post it? No I wouldn't think I wouldn't think she would include that in there if there wasn't obviously Something else going on
Starting point is 00:31:59 Was Sophia there? Yes Okay I didn't really I like missed I did my normal roundup like on Christmas morning of going through Every Cardassian story and then I got lost and like shared stories and all of a sudden I'm like looking at Kylie's assistant stories and I'm like, how did I get here?
Starting point is 00:32:20 That's where the good stuff is. Exactly. Those are the people you got to go to to find the good stuff. You got to go to the makeup artist and stylist. Yeah. And that's how you get the good content. But Cori and Eunice. Whatever.
Starting point is 00:32:34 I mean, whatever. It's actually shocking how much I do not really care about Courtney's love life if it's not what Scott. Exactly. I'm like, okay, cool. Yeah. It's not you're not back together with Scott. And I really do like Scott and Sophia. I really do.
Starting point is 00:32:52 I like Scott and Sophia because I love Sophia Ritchie just because of how fucking beautiful she is. Like what is that? She's perfect. What is that about? What is that about? She is perfect. Like her body is perfect. Everything about her is perfect.
Starting point is 00:33:07 Did you watch her Vogue beauty routine? No, I didn't. But I might take some tips. I'll send it to you. I think I need to. But I watch her stories. And then I see Scott in them. And he just.
Starting point is 00:33:18 look so angry all the time. Yeah. But then they're together. That's like his like, yeah. Like he always has that face on social media. But then they're together. So I'm like, maybe they are really happy together. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:29 But why do you look so angry all the time? Very true. I think he just makes those faces and photos because there's no way that he, and we obviously we watch him on TV. So like he's definitely a fun guy. I'm sure they have a lot of fun. And Sophia's made jokes on the show like, why are you mature and not when you're around me?
Starting point is 00:33:47 Right. Which, I mean, kind of checks out. But they also got a puppy. Did you see that? Courtney bought a, they got a puppy. Super cute. It looks like a golden retriever. Oh my God, you didn't see the puppy?
Starting point is 00:34:00 No. I don't know if the puppy has a name yet. I don't know what's, I don't know if that puppy's going to get along with Hirsch. I have a lot of questions about the puppy. I'm not really tuned in onto their, into their Kardashian dogs. Hmm. I don't even think I can name. You know me and I am tuned in to the Kardashian.
Starting point is 00:34:17 animals. Look at this Nugget. It's going to get bigger though, I hope they know that. Oh yeah, I mean. Well, yeah, every dog they have is like Mini, like North's dog. That's what I'm talking about. Every dog is so small. And Penelopee, the sushi and the little tiny dogs. But she posted this a week ago and wrote, but what should we name her? And I haven't seen any other updates. So if somebody wants to let me know
Starting point is 00:34:39 if this dog has a name yet, I would love to know. You'll find out eventually. Kendall posted a story with the puppy too. very very exciting um and then what was the last thing i wanted to mention oh chris gave everybody their presence in giant erytsia bags which bravo to erythia number one because that's great that's you know great PR great marketing for them that they had this deal set up with chris but those bags just looked amazing i was just like i was just like what's in the bags i just want to know what's Tell us what Chris gets people for Christmas. Right?
Starting point is 00:35:17 Like how come we get to see all the bags if you don't get an unbagging? Like let's open the bags. Let's see what everybody got. What kind of gifts are they giving out at this point? Because what is Christmas to them? What is Christmas to them when they could buy anything they want? Exactly. I can't believe I didn't even write it down.
Starting point is 00:35:33 Stormy mentioning the Birkin. Like the surprise. Like the fact that Birken comes out of her mouth, unbelievable. But the videos of her with the troll doll. Do you know that troll was Travis Scott? Yes. Yes. I did not know.
Starting point is 00:35:50 It brings so much joy to me to know. Travis Scott got dressed in a troll's mascot costume. Yeah. And ran around the house all day with Stormy. I love that. She was so excited. It was the cutest thing I've ever seen. I know when we got to end the Kylie stories and she was like, thanks at trolls and at Travis Scott.
Starting point is 00:36:08 I was like, oh my God, is Travis in that fucking suit? The whole time I didn't know it was Travis. and then at the end when she tagged Travis Scott I said that one 100% had to be Travis Scott because the way he was dancing the way that this troll was acting I was like yep that makes sense my god my brother
Starting point is 00:36:26 got got by a fake Travis account on Twitter on Christmas or like on vacation and I was so fucking mad at him because he was showing me all these retweets and I was like what is going on like Travis's loss it was like retweets of of Stormy and Kylie and it was like miss my fam
Starting point is 00:36:45 like miss my family then he retreated one of like Kendall like something that he said brought like there was all these tweets it was like Travis got one off the deep end and my brother's reading them he's like oh my god it's just crazy I'm like let me see and like finally I look and I'm like this is not him this person is 15,000 followers what is wrong with you like why did you just scare me like that classic NASCAR guy 69 move
Starting point is 00:37:06 classic exactly I was like it it happens to the best of us that's like god damn it But it doesn't happen when you have to know to just go to their page, J.B. I know, I know. It's you really, he did not think that through. Get it together. Oh, and Kim bought two real Michael Jackson items for North for Christmas. Wild, weird.
Starting point is 00:37:27 Why would you do that? I forgot how weird it is to talk about Michael Jackson on Twitter. I tweeted something and two days later I had to delete it because my mentions were just ridiculous of people being like, why is this weird? Like, that's a beautiful gift from Mother to. a daughter. I'm like, what? You can't be talking about Michael Jackson these days. Because you got some people who don't want to believe you do anything wrong whatsoever. But it's not even that. It's like Kim buying this for a six year old. Like she's like, she got it.
Starting point is 00:37:54 She got it fitted so that North could wear. She's like North obsessed with him. I'm like, why? Why? Why can't she just be obsessed with Jojo Siwa like all the other kids? Kim, remember when Michael Jackson would sleep in his bed with little boys? Like, it's, that was fact. The whole touching thing, everyone's kind of like, oh, did he do it? Did he not do it? No matter what, he slept in bed with little boys. Like, let's just... Let's maybe like encourage a different role model. Think about that for a second. Like, the, like, she's wearing his, like, that's weird. When you think about what Michael Jackson was accused, like, and also those things, like, should not be in somebody's personal possession. You know what I'm saying? Like, why doesn't Michael Jackson's family have that? At the estate or at, like,
Starting point is 00:38:40 Exactly. Like that should be something that is owned by their family or the trust or whatever they have. Like Kim Kardashian buying that, it just feels weird. It just does. It is weird. And it is just, it seems so like, I know Kim Kardashian is smarter than this. Yeah. But is she?
Starting point is 00:38:59 Yeah. See, people are going to say that's a crazy thing to say. But let's think about the empire that they have built. Kim Kardashian must be smart in some ways. 100%. But she's being a little naive to the fact that. Once again. The JFK shirt.
Starting point is 00:39:13 Michael Jackson. Meme was funny. Did you see that? No. Like somebody posted a fake Twitter. It was a fake screenshot of Kim's story. They made it look like Kim posted on her story that she also bought the shirt that JFK was wearing when he was assassinated.
Starting point is 00:39:27 And Refinery 29 wrote a real article, the thinking that was a real story. And Kim was like, I should do this. Oh, no. But that's what I'm saying. That they, it was, you know, it's bad when it's not that far. that she could have bought that if they were like, well, she bought the Michael Jackson stuff. Yeah, it's just, it's weird. It's, it's creepy to me. Although, I think the Kardashians at this point, they will do whatever.
Starting point is 00:39:50 They run out of Christmas gifts for their children. And they can't just get them toys because they have everything. Right. Why don't you get one of those cool cars that every kid has nowadays? Get them a fake raindrover or something. North has everything, so, yeah. I guess you have to settle for Michael Jackson's jacket. Yep. Weird.
Starting point is 00:40:33 Well, it's 11.30 on Sunday night. The Golden Globes just ended. And we're about to recap the entire show. We're doing this over Skype because we felt like we had to. Yeah, just ignore the fact that this segment is going to sound different than the rest of the entire podcast. We're slipping it in because it would have been ridiculous to not talk about the Golden Globes. So here we are. Here we are.
Starting point is 00:40:58 Where do we begin? I think we have to begin at the red carpet because that's the most important part for us. Rava, to you, Rhea, you were doing most of, not most, all of the Instagram coverage because I was deep in an Eagles loss. The timing was super unfortunate. Like, by the time the Eagles game was almost over and they were losing, like all the red carpet pictures started coming in. And my timeline was just a disaster. But crushed the coverage. Looked really good.
Starting point is 00:41:31 Shout out to Noah. He got got on some Zendaya pictures. I mean, I got got got because Maria got got. I saw the Instagram story. She posted it and then I was like, oh, I got to tweet that. Yeah, I definitely got got got got. That's okay. But I kept it up because it got like so many likes.
Starting point is 00:41:46 You're going to get God eventually. Yeah. Nadeo was not there. No, and then Noah was I tweeted. He didn't want to delete it because it was doing good on Twitter. But I tweeted acknowledging that it was sold. Yes. Good.
Starting point is 00:42:00 Somebody DMed. Awesome was like, this has to be Fran doing the coverage with all these clapping emojis. I was like, oh, okay, fuck me, I guess. I didn't respond, but I was like, all right, what the fuck? Could it be me, lady? No. I have to say it was very like, you were using descriptions that I, it didn't sound like you.
Starting point is 00:42:22 Well, I think it had to sound more like us, you know, more generic. Yeah, yeah, yeah, very fair. Because my Twitter is where I get most of my actual thoughts off. Very true. Very true. That was really just for everybody to see the pictures. Yes. I will say that the red carpet, I wasn't absolutely stunned by anyone besides Samaheuk.
Starting point is 00:42:44 First of all, shout out to her boobs. Big talk of the night. Boobes are awesome. Throw back to Trent's tweet to 2016. Boops are awesome. That woman is aging backwards. Like she's 53 and just looks so good. Yeah, everyone is aging like fine wine.
Starting point is 00:42:59 Brad Pitt, Sack, J.Lo, everyone at the awards show. It seems like everyone's getting better looking with age. I will say she was a standout of the night for me, Scarlett Johansson as well, absolutely stunning red dress. I'm going to go through the Instagram story and name some of the people who put up there so it's easier to go through some people. Joey King. Didn't like it. Didn't like it either. Interesting choice felt like we were being hypnotized also kind of looked like a vagina.
Starting point is 00:43:28 It was a hypnotizing vagina. For sure. Yep. One of those vaginas that really just traps you. Yeah. Then Zoe Deutsch with a stunning yellow color. I thought that was a very pretty. Isaac Gonzalez wore yellow.
Starting point is 00:43:42 Yeah. I love yellow on the red carpet. Yeah, very pretty. Dakota Fanning. Did I love. A miss on this dress. Love color. Yep.
Starting point is 00:43:53 But it just felt like the way it was fitted was off. Yeah, I agree. Margot Robbie. She looked beautiful. It was, we talked about this. It was a casual, I felt like more of a casual look. But that woman can wear whatever she wants. See, that's how I feel.
Starting point is 00:44:14 Marga Robbie is so stunningly beautiful. That whatever she's in, she looks good. But personally, I would not wear this outfit. Yeah. To the Golden Globes. Yeah. Was looking for more of a pizzazz. Right.
Starting point is 00:44:28 It had pockets, though. And that always comes in clutch. Huge plus. I always think about that every award show. I'm like, do they have bags? They have pockets. Pockets. Pockets?
Starting point is 00:44:39 Great stuff. Jennifer Lopez. Oh. Like a late Christmas present. Guys, I'm really, I'm actually very sad about this because she was nominated. This is, I was expecting a big J-Lo moment because once again, she is nominated. She came dressed like a giant Christmas ornament. present. I did not like it.
Starting point is 00:45:07 Truthfully, it was disgusting. I really did not like it. Which it sucks because she hasn't had a look that I have not liked in a very long time. I agree. I think it was a huge miss. I don't know what she was thinking.
Starting point is 00:45:22 I feel like who would look at that dress and think, I need to wear this to the Golden Globes? Everybody when they look at that dress thinks you look like a Christmas present. Anytime your dress has a giant bow of that size, just rethink it. Untie the bow. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:46 Rethy think the bow. We don't need the bow. Yeah. Tiffany Haddish was wearing a pink dress that I really liked. It was simple. Love the color. I thought it was pretty. Very pretty.
Starting point is 00:45:58 Jennifer Aniston. Boring. Boring, but as expected. Like Jennifer Aniston really doesn't go out of her comfort zone. She always looks amazing, but she sticks like in that one realm. She was in black. It was nothing crazy, but it's nothing as what I expected. Simple and classy, but many people were applying.
Starting point is 00:46:21 She always has the worst hair if she doesn't do her hair. It's not that she's the worst hair, but it is the fact that she doesn't do her hair. Right. Well, I feel like she's always going for like the, the, like the messy down look you know like Sandra Bullock always pulls off that look of like messy but looks good like that's always what I feel like she's going for right um Zoe Kravitz loved this she looks so good somebody compared it to our margot Robbie's dress and said that she just took it up and outs with the polka dots and the contrast yeah yeah bottom I agree I loved this her makeup was
Starting point is 00:47:00 amazing. The red-lick was absolutely gorgeous. And she's rocking that short hair now. There's been a lot of rumors that she's playing Selena Kyle, Catwoman, and the new Batman. I feel like that was strategic. Yeah. It felt very Catwoman. And it looked amazing. Yeah. How about Rachel Bilsen? Rachel Bilsen and Bill Hader. How about that? No Nick Vile. Yeah. They have a Will I ever pronounce his last name correctly? I never know. No, you said it right. He says it's vial.
Starting point is 00:47:34 Vial. Vial. Yeah, you know, we've seen, like, tons of pictures of them, like, hanging out, and this was, it seems like maybe they've been dating for longer and we didn't know, because it happened so fast. Now, all of a sudden, they're on the Golden Globe red carpet together. You can't even get Taylor Swift to take a picture with her boyfriend on the red carpet. I can't believe that.
Starting point is 00:47:59 I know. It's weird to me. I understand what they're trying to do, but just be normal. Like, we all know you're dating. Take one photo. You're sitting at the table together. Yeah. Everybody could see it. What's going on? I know.
Starting point is 00:48:13 Well, they look very good. Interesting couple, Rachel and Bill Hader, but I'm kind of here for it. Yeah, I'm here for it. I think that they were spotted a few weeks ago in a coffee shop together. I was like, ooh, are they dating? So I was not expecting for them to make their work. red carpet debut, but they did. Yep. Taylor Swift,
Starting point is 00:48:33 what did you feel about her dress? It was pretty, but that's, you know, not my, not my cup of tea. I wouldn't wear a dress with, like, the pattern is just a little too much. I'm more of a solid
Starting point is 00:48:49 color or something. You know, it was, it was, the floral pattern was, it was a little aggressive. It was clashing. It's January. I don't understand. But she, She looked, she looked very pretty. Hair and makeup was fantastic. I really liked her makeup.
Starting point is 00:49:03 Sertia Ronan, unbelievable. Absolutely loved it. One of my favorite, favorite looks at the night. I think Sersha might be my favorite look of the night. I thought she looked amazing, amazing. So classy and sexy at the same time. The perfect dress. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:24 Priyanka and Nick. Oh, shout out Nick. Nick. Nick definitely had some little help in those shoes. I feel like we had a... I feel like we had a... Who am I thinking of? Why am I spacing on Iron Man?
Starting point is 00:49:47 Robert Downey Jr. Like, there's a rumor Robert Downey Jr. Like, wears, like, secret lifts in his shoes. Yeah. Like, Nick could have used a little something, but, you know, that's okay. He looked good. Um, he always, his, his red carpet fashion is, can be pretty hit or miss.
Starting point is 00:50:05 I thought this was good. And Priyanka looked stunning. Priyanka looked really, really pretty. I'm a big fan of the pink dresses. Yeah, he looked really pretty. Brad Pitt and Leonardo DiCaprio. So we didn't talk about many guys, but of course we just have to talk about them. They do things to me that I've never in my head experienced.
Starting point is 00:50:27 I'm like, I was about to say my entire. body, but I just wanted to keep it classy for a second. Well, they're so hot. They're just unbelievably attractive. And, you know, I like it when guys kind of jazz it up wear a different color, maybe a pattern, something cool. They go classic every time. You can't complain because they always look good.
Starting point is 00:50:50 You think, like, oh, maybe they could try something else. It doesn't matter. They always look fantastic. I thought there was actually a lot of, like, really good male. looks like there was a lot of cool suits jason mamoa's suit was awesome like every the guys who changed it up always look good you know who looked fantastic nicholas brawn i thought nicholas bron i thought i thought nicholas brawn was like dressed so well he looked so good he looked great i responded to his instagram story congrats of course i had to congratulate him because he's cousin gregg i
Starting point is 00:51:23 felt like our family member was winning i know i know i'm so happy for him he's He looks so cute on the red carpet. Maybe Kelly Crees for one day, you know, makeup for the time that she could have been with him and then wasn't. Shout out to play. One day you'll get to marry Nicholas Braun, maybe. Maybe. Scarlet Johanson. We talked about the beginning.
Starting point is 00:51:47 Stanned out red dress. Absolutely stunning. There were also some interesting looks that I didn't love. Shout out Guantipalto. Guantadro's hair and makeup. beautiful dress really did not, did not enjoy, really did not enjoy. I have to look back now. I can't remember.
Starting point is 00:52:07 Oh, looking at it. Yeah. Looks like she's going to Coachella. I know. It was, it was not, uh, not good. Not golden globes worthy at all, Gwyneth. Also, I want to say I was watching the E-News red carpet coverage and Ryan Cicris, I don't know why this stood out to me.
Starting point is 00:52:25 He's talking to Gwyneth Paltrow. It doesn't talk about any, like any movies or anything. It's just like, so what's in your pantry? You know, what are your kids eating? Interesting. What am I watching right now? What is going on? Interesting.
Starting point is 00:52:38 I did not get to watch really any of the red carpet, like I said, watching the Eagles game. But Tanya looked so good. She did look really good. I loved her dress. Her dress was stunning. I really only got to see the pictures, but she looked so, so, so good. I'm trying to think of who else that I saw that I really liked. I liked Phoebe Waller Bridges suit.
Starting point is 00:53:03 I thought that. Oh, oh, oh my God, I can't believe I almost forgot. Carrie, oh, what did I just do? Oh, there we go. Carrie Washington just didn't wait. Like, it was tits out, but like a weird tits out. There was just no top of her dress. It was bold, and I appreciated it.
Starting point is 00:53:25 It was bold. Um, but weird. Yeah, it felt like, um, like it felt like something was missing. Yeah, not really the same thing with, uh, Charlie's Theron. Yeah. She kind of wore something a little weird. It was like, uh, only that woman could pull off that color green. Yeah, it was a very, very bright green.
Starting point is 00:53:47 Yes. But I don't think anybody else would look as good in, but she's people, so it works for her. And it's the same with Beyonce. Nobody's pulling off those sleeves like Beyonce did. Beyonce didn't walk the red carpet. She just, you know, showed up once the show started, so we really only got to see her from the inside. I thought the same thing when I saw Beyonce. I was like, what an asshole with those sleeves.
Starting point is 00:54:09 But it's Beyonce, so I won't say that. Exactly. You know, like, that's okay. She's allowed to wear those sleeves. Yeah. Okay. I think that was mostly, yeah, I think that was mostly everything from or what stood out to us on the carpet. Now, Ricky Jervais hosted, I thought he was absolutely hilarious.
Starting point is 00:54:28 I thought it was so funny. I was getting pissed at the other people in the audience getting pissed because I'm like, right, get off your horse show. There's so many people laughing. He's a comedian. He's making jokes. Once again, we have to remember these aren't serious things that he's saying.
Starting point is 00:54:45 He's making jokes. Yep. So with also like a little bit of undertone that, you know, kind of makes sense. But also, once again, meant for laughs, not meant for whatever. But that is, it is the way. it is people always react that way to him. Either they think he's really funny or they roll his eyes. I don't know if Tom Hanks just people said he had a cold, but he didn't seem like Tom Hanks was feeling it, had like a sour puss look on his face. I feel like he is just too nice
Starting point is 00:55:14 of a guy, you know? Like he's just, the jokes don't hit because he doesn't have that kind of like dark sense of humor. Yeah, I guess so, but that kind of sucks at the same time. But that's okay because he's Tom Hanks and his speech was incredible. And he was so cute. And when he was crying, I was crying. But, yeah, I thought that Ricky was really funny. And, of course, the actors that are going to get mad are just... Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:39 I think most people, you know, if you can laugh at yourself, then that's great. The Leo joke. He had a lot of good zingers. Yeah, the Leo joke was funny. He laughed. Leo laughed at that. The Jeffrey Epstein joke was very funny. Very funny.
Starting point is 00:55:54 He had some good. He had some great ones throughout the night. Oh, when Renee, how do you pronounce the last name? Zellewiger. Yeah. When he was like, kill me after she was done talking. I mean, that was just perfect timing. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:56:11 He, I know. Like there's never been a more perfect kill me ever. It's just so funny because it really seems like he hates hosting the Golden Globes, but it's so, but it's funny. Like that it's like funny that they keep out. asking him to come back and do the Golden Globes when it seems like he doesn't want to be. So we'll see if that really is the last time he hosts. But let's get into some of the awards.
Starting point is 00:56:36 Now, start from the beginning. We'll go through ones we haven't seen. We don't really have to talk about. Stell and Scarsgar, won for Chernobyl. Did not see Chernobyl. But I enjoyed his speech. The eyebrows joke, very funny. Patricia Arquette, one for the act.
Starting point is 00:56:52 Shout out to her boobs poking our eyes out. And for getting that win that we were hoping she was going to get. Hell yeah. I mean, tits out. Let's go. Like, it's, it's out for that. Thank you, Patricia. Yep, yep.
Starting point is 00:57:05 And she had a great speech. She's always a very powerful speaker. And the act was, like we said, we've talked about it so many times, so good. Russell Crow won. He was not there. But he was, he had given Jennifer Anderson a message. He's from Australia. Obviously, there's the fires going on.
Starting point is 00:57:25 In Australia right now, that was a big... Big theme of the night. A lot of people were encouraging people to help, do what they can. If you can donate to donate. And that's great. I actually donated this weekend to one of the wildlife rescues because I just kept seeing all those... I kept seeing all the one, half a billion animals have died, which is just insane. And if I see one more sad, burnt koala, like it's just the saddest shit I've seen.
Starting point is 00:57:58 I will say I donated it as well because when so many people, and I think that's the thing what they do during the awards and people get mad and they're like, why do they keep bringing this up? At the same time when you are repeatedly hearing about something, it finally hits you at a point where you're like, wow, I actually need to do something because you keep hearing it and the message finally gets through. Exactly. Need to hammer it home.
Starting point is 00:58:21 Michelle Williams. one for her limited series, which I have not seen, but she also had an amazing speech. She's very well spoken. Every time she wins an award, like, you know she is prepared. And I thought she had a great speech. And shout out to Michelle Williams. She's pregnant and engaged and big, life things. And her speech was very powerful. For all women. Yes, it was. I was. I I enjoyed Tiffany Haddish. Yeah. She was screaming for her after.
Starting point is 00:58:57 It always pumps me up. Yep. Turnoble won for a limited series or motion picture made for TV. Neither of us have watched Chernobyl. Nope. So we'll keep going. Best performance by an actor in a TV series musical or comedy. Rami Yousef won for Rami.
Starting point is 00:59:13 It's a show on Hulu. Even Rami himself choked about nobody in the room having seen his show. Very funny. Yeah, I hope people check it out now. because I also have not seen his show. But he won, so he's doing something. He had a very cute speech. Phoebe Waller Bridge, one for Fleabag.
Starting point is 00:59:33 If you've seen Fleabag, you would understand the Obama joke she made in her speech, which is really great. And if you haven't seen Fleabag, you should watch it. I don't know. I don't know. What are you waiting for? Have you watched it? You haven't not yet. You've got to watch it.
Starting point is 00:59:51 It is, it's, I think it's really hit or miss for some people. Like, my roommate, like, did not like it, but I think you would, I think you would really like it. Like, it is, like, the humor is killer. It's British, it's British humor. It's, it's, it's. I think I would appreciate it. Yeah, definitely. Fleabag also won for Best TV series, musical or comedy.
Starting point is 01:00:14 Brian Cox, won for Succession. L to the OG. Do be the OG. I was so pumped up for Succession. I just talk about Succession real quick right now. Let's go through Happy Awards. I was also happy because it's a show that I have watched, you know? Yeah, me too.
Starting point is 01:00:33 So you're like, you feel good because you're like, oh, I actually know, I watched this one. You feel like you know them. So Succession won as a TV series. Yes. And like you said, he won as well. He kissed Karen. He kissed Karen Culkin on the lips. He did, and I loved it because I see.
Starting point is 01:00:51 them now and I know this is not right but I see them as their characters like they are that family to me they're a family and I love them like Roman kissing him on the lips if you want an award makes sense he's a freak and then
Starting point is 01:01:07 they get up on stage and Roman's off to the side giggling Shiv goes right front center Greg is like scratching himself I don't know what to do it was beautiful Greg's dancing well we have so I want to say Nicholas Braun.
Starting point is 01:01:21 Yeah. From the respect he deserves his full name, Nicholas Braun. I've told you this at Rolling Loud. His dancing. Yeah. To Esaupe of pure joy, I saw this man have. And I was like, wow, his dancing really made me happy. And then I got to see it again live at the Golden Globe stage.
Starting point is 01:01:40 He was just dancing to the music like we all are on our couches. I just want to say, also give a shout just to succession for really hiding, or not hiding, but like kind of masking the fact that Nicholas Braun is 6'5 because they do a good job in the show, like not making it seem like he towers over everybody. But when he was up on stage, like Kieran Culkin wanted no part and stand it next to him. Like Kieran was like, get me as far away from Nicholas Braun because I would look like a tiny person. He is very, very tall. So tall.
Starting point is 01:02:15 Very tall. Very tall. So I just want to give succession all the love. Yes. It really was so good. And when Brian Cox won, he kissed Karen and then Jason Mamoa just like took off his jacket and his chair. So he was sleeveless. And he's just like pointing Brian Cox in the right direction. I was like, oh, my God, Jason. Jukle. Holy moly. Must have been hot in there, but still. I know. And like he said, Succession won for TV series drama. Olivia Coleman won for actress in a TV series drama for The Crown. I have not finished season three of the Crown yet, but I love Olivia Coleman. And you can always count on her for a good speech.
Starting point is 01:02:59 You know, she was drunk. She didn't know. She didn't expect to win. She was drunk. It's always, that's always always a good laugh. She's also in Fleabagberg. Very good in Fleaback. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 01:03:11 Best Original song, Song from Rock a Man, let's go. Ellen John got to go up on stage. accept the award. While we're on the topic of Rockman, Elton John, let's get it out of the way. Taryn won for Best Actor. Yes. And, you know, Leo was snubbed, I will say. Leo deserved that award.
Starting point is 01:03:32 Although Taryn was great. I was reading for Leo mainly because I'm biased, but that's okay. Elton John is so fucking cute. It's unbelievable. First off, when Ellen was up there accepting her award, and she was just talking about when she came out and how people reacted to it and how she overcame it and Elton just gave her a great fist pump.
Starting point is 01:03:56 Honestly, I started crying. I was like, that fist pump was so beautiful. Then Taryn wins for Rocket Man and he's jumping. He can't throw himself out of his chair. He was so happy. And then Taryn doesn't hug him. I'm going to go with the narrative that Taryn did in. see him or maybe he was just so flustered because his girlfriend was like kind of in between them so
Starting point is 01:04:22 maybe he didn't like fully see that that Ellen was kind of expecting the hug it was uncomfortable to watch because like Ellen was so happy and then like he he did totally get snubbed on the hug but Terry you know thanked him in his speech it was a great speech guys I have to say my lap My laptop is on set. Oh, my God. Okay. This is just going to end, and for example, to keep talking about whatever. All right.
Starting point is 01:04:48 Guys, this is the fight against the time. Will we do it? All right. Will we be it? If this just shuts off, it means my laptop died. Yes. Best original score, the woman won for Joker. Great screenplay.
Starting point is 01:05:01 Tarantino, director Sam Mendi is 1917. Have not seen it. Love that Ricky Jervais made the comment about no women directors in this category. And I hope he's right. That should literally never happen again. Okay, Brad Pitt, winner, actor-supporting role. You sexy beast, Brad Pitt. I had to let that out.
Starting point is 01:05:24 I wanted to tweet that, but I knew that people would be like, Hot-seat Hank, so I didn't tweet it. Brad Pitt walking up there and giving a shout out to his partner in crime, LDC, was the coolest thing of all time. Brad Pitt is the coolest guy on earth. There's no one cooler than Brad Pitt because Leonardo DiCaprio is hot and it's always been beautiful. We know that.
Starting point is 01:05:48 But there is something about Brad Pitt that is just cooler than Leonardo DiCaprio. I mean, he slid in like, the speech was all over the place because at first I was like, is he giving Leo like a little bit of shade? Because then he was like, you know, before the Revenant, all of his co-stars would come up and thank him. And I'm like, Brad, what are you trying to say that he lost so many times that all I was talking like where is this going um but then you know then he was like I would have made room for you on the raft good Titanic joke great joke Brad Brad is honestly killing it he is getting better with age he's getting hotter and hotter
Starting point is 01:06:26 um you said to me you texted me and you said I just wish he was a good dad and I want to say to you how do you know that he's not a good dad you only see what you see in the media and you know what is that he's a bad dad I want to believe that Brad puts a good dad because he's a cool guy And Noah, I want you to add in the clip where he's like, if you have the chance to do something nice tomorrow, do it. Hey, if you see a chance to be kind to someone tomorrow, take it. I think we need it. Because everyone was getting up there and saying, you know,
Starting point is 01:06:55 about the fires and getting into politics and they were getting really into it. Cool guy, Brad, just slipped in a quick, be nice tomorrow. And I was like, you know what? I'm going to be really nice. I'm going to be really nice because of Brad. That was, it was very good. Once Upon a Time in Hollywood one.
Starting point is 01:07:13 Yes. Let's go. I'm so happy about that. I feel like Quinn Tarantino has a little bit of a borderline sketch relationship with Margo Robbie. Like, Quinn Tarantino, number one, he's a weird guy, first of all. Yeah, he's got that foot fetish thing that nobody talks about. They should be talking about, I guess. But he, like, he brought Margot up on stage, and then they were just, like, in a firm hug.
Starting point is 01:07:38 And I was just like, what's going on? here. Yeah, I understand what you're saying completely because I saw it and I was like that is odd. But because she was so giving back to him with the hug, I was thinking of as more as like they have formed a great friendship and that he is probably looking at her to star in his like last film because now, because she was, you know, she was in the movie but she was barely in the movie. And he clearly likes her a lot. So I feel like they just created a friendship that. It may look a little weird on the outside, but it's probably nothing more than that. And we have talked about that movie. We both really enjoyed that movie. Actress, Laura Dern, won for Marriage Story for Supporting Role.
Starting point is 01:08:23 She was great. That character, like, she played the kind of boss, female divorce attorney so, so well. She was really great. Parasite won for Best Foreign Film. We've only heard great things about that. animated movie missing link never seen it can't believe it won over literally like three disney movies and universal but you know what shout out to like the smaller scale animated movie that was i feel like a big victory for them um taren egerton we talked about him you won for rocket man fantastic
Starting point is 01:08:59 i'm going to be listened to i'm still standing like all day tomorrow like just just in honor just in honor to close out the segment with that I mean, it's 12.7 a.m. And we are still standing. Okay. I'm still staying. Aquafina. Best actress in a motion picture musical comedy for the farewell.
Starting point is 01:09:20 I have not seen the farewell, so I can't comment on her role. But she had a great speech. Yep. And we loved her in crazy rotations. Yep. Yep. Like we said once upon time in Hollywood one. Joe was snubbed, by the way.
Starting point is 01:09:34 We didn't talk about Joey King getting snubbed. Who won instead of her? I think it was Michelle Williams. Oh, Michelle Williams. Yeah, it was Michelle Williams. Which he had a great speech, but, you know, Jay King. No, he came on. She was awesome.
Starting point is 01:09:50 Okay. Joaquin Phoenix, one for best actor. So well deserved. Agreed on that. He also just falls into the weird dude category. He's a freaking nature. He's just a weird dude. He's just weird.
Starting point is 01:10:06 Like, I was confused. I thought he was in character. And then I was like, wait, what came Phoenix? Does he just act like the Joker in real life? I'm not really catching up on his vibe. But I understand sometimes when you're that great at your art. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:10:23 You got to be a little weird. 100%. 100%. His little, like his speech said, message, I don't even know he wanted to call it. He just said Rooney's name and then like didn't say anything else. But it was sweet.
Starting point is 01:10:36 It felt heartfelt. It felt heartfelt. He also, you know, he had a good message in his speech as well. All around pretty good. Renee Zellwiger won best actress for a drama, for Judy. And, you know, it's been a long time since Renee has been at one of these, you know, kind of acknowledged at one of these award shows. And she disappeared for a while.
Starting point is 01:11:00 She came back. Everybody was talking about her appearance. She looks great. I was very confused because sometimes she had a southern accent. Sometimes she didn't. I couldn't really tell if she was like maybe. I don't know. I don't know if maybe she popped a few before the show.
Starting point is 01:11:19 I was just going to say, I thought I took a X X before her speech. I was confused. Yeah. Yep. 1917 won Best Motion Picture Drama. Yes, we have to see that movie. Yes, we have not seen that as well.
Starting point is 01:11:33 And then that was it. I don't think many people asked. I thought it was very good. It was very good. Thank you. That's one on my list that I want to see. I want to say that I really enjoyed Ellen's speech. She won the Carol Bonette Award.
Starting point is 01:11:48 Yeah, I know. Shout out to her and Portia. You know, they really got her said her, you know, joke where she thanked her husband, Mark, was very funny. And Tom Hanks. I mean, what a man. I cried during the montage. I cried when he got up there. And then he started crying and his family was crying and just, what a guy.
Starting point is 01:12:14 I didn't know where his speech was going for a minute, but then he wrapped it up nicely and everything connected. And what a man. I will say his speech had me pumped for the new year. I said that I wasn't going to start any new year resolutions or whatever it was until Monday, January 6th, because I felt like Thursday, it was a stupid day to start everything. and Tom Hanks really to prepare me for that. Talking about working hard. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:12:42 Words of wisdom people gave him. He said, you know, show up on time and show up with ideas, which I think he just really hit the nail on the head. I think that's phenomenal advice for anything that you do. And I just feel like he treats people with kindness. You could just get that from the way Charlize talked about him and the way he talked about her. and the way he just talks about his family, his children.
Starting point is 01:13:09 Just. Yeah, I felt like he was giving us a big, a warm hug without touching any of us. Oh, I know. It was really, really nice. And that was kind of it. I'm sure we're missing stuff, but like you said,
Starting point is 01:13:25 we're trying to beat the clock here. Ria, percentage. 4% have no charger. So we're really, really close. I'm going to scroll through my Twitter really fast just to see if we miss any. anything. I don't want to miss out, but I know we're going to go to bed and one of us is going to text each other. Why didn't we talk about this? I know. I'm scrolling. Oh, Martin Scorsese.
Starting point is 01:13:48 So cute. He's just so cute. He's just like, oh, me, a Martin is just so cute. When Ricky made the short joke about him, like, not being able to ride on the roller coasters, and he was just like, it's true. I know. He's so cute. It was, it was very cute. It was very. cute um taylor taylor and jo did not walk the red carpet but they did sit together at the table they they were next to each other there are pictures of them inside uh but no red carpet uh i think that's i just scrolled i didn't see i think we covered it all if we didn't let us know if we just my highlight of the night was nicholas fron i'm not going to lie me too it's such a big night for him i know you got to get him on the show i'm gonna ask really i'm really i'm really proud of everything
Starting point is 01:14:35 he's doing and uh we we really know him really well sky high to golden globes come on this guy was in some classic disney movies yeah it was a big night for him and it's dancing and he looked great and his suit was great uh to end it i will say that you're right the two things i'll be thinking about is one nicholas brawn yeah and how happy i am and his dancing, great stuff. Number two, going to be tossing and turning all night, thinking about Elton John and if he got his hug or not.
Starting point is 01:15:12 I will wake up wondering, did they hug after what even I need to know. I hope Taryn, I don't know if I hope Taryn never sees that video, or if I hope he does, because what a traumatizing event to, like, watch yourself not give Ellen John a hug when he's looking for a hug. It's Elton fucking John. Yeah. That's what he would say. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:15:35 We'll end on that note. Exactly. Wow, we did it. We did it. We made it 3%. 3%. All right. 3%.
Starting point is 01:15:44 We did it. I'm going to get that tattooed on me. No, I won't. Yeah, you got that yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy. Yeah, you got that yummy, yum. We woke up to some Justin Bieber music, which we've been waiting for quite some time. Waiting for a new music Friday that included Justin Bieber and. years, years. It's been years. Although he was, you know, he did a song with Ed Shearin and he's made appearances here and there. We did not get a solo Justin Bieber song in a while. We now have it. It's called The Yummy. He's also going to be releasing the docu-series, the album. The docu-series, I think, is what I'm almost most excited for. Like even more than the album. Me too. For sure. It's, and it'll come out the end of January and it's, it's, it's, it's,
Starting point is 01:16:53 It's going to be on YouTube. And it's going to be amazing. Like that's what we've been waiting for. Like we want the inside scoop. Like we want to know what's been going on in his head. Like the music is great, obviously. And he's going on tour and it's a stadium tour. The whole shbang.
Starting point is 01:17:09 He's not holding anything back. We're hitting stadium tour level already. Right. And with this new album, I'm not saying I'm expecting the best of the best, Justin Bieber. Yeah. Because yummy. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:17:23 Yeah, and you know what's funny. I did. I'll play it. Yeah, it's funny because you can play at the beginning. But he had said, like, he had tweeted like this, it's not pop. It's R. and Bieber. But like if you click on the song, it's like, yummy. Justin Bieber.
Starting point is 01:17:39 Pop. Like, it's clear as day. Yeah. Yeah. And my toast girl, yeah. Yeah, you got that yummy. Yeah. Pretty much got the idea of it.
Starting point is 01:18:31 It's, it's. we have agreed that it is catchy and I think it is definitely growing on me as I listen to it like each time I listen to it like I'm like okay but it's nothing like you didn't knock it out in the park
Starting point is 01:18:48 right it's no it's no sucker by the George brothers no no no like when the Josh brothers came back and hit us all with sucker like I think we were all blown away play soccer that it was just that it was just so good like they came back with such a solid first song
Starting point is 01:19:02 And so people are like, well, you know, maybe Justin's going to Taylor Swift route. It's like the worst song in the album is the one that he releases first. This song still like just gets you going. As soon as I heard the song for the first time, I got chills. And just now I got chills again. That's a good song. I know. And it's a tough fact because I don't want to compare everything Justin does this year to what the Jones brothers did last year.
Starting point is 01:19:33 But it's going to be hard. It's so good. It is so, so good. It really is. Okay, well, let's go back to talking about Justin Bieber because it's not about the Jonas Brothers. But Justin Bieber is back. New song, yummy. I would rate it a six out of ten. Maybe even lower. I would give it a six and a half.
Starting point is 01:19:53 Just because I will never go out of my way to turn this song on. Sucker, I listen to, see, I don't want to keep her. I don't want to do that. I shouldn't have even compared it. It wouldn't have even popped to my mind, but now that we're talking about it. Sucker, I played on loop an unhealthy amount of times. I went out of my way to listen to that song multiple times.
Starting point is 01:20:13 I don't see myself going out of my way to listen to a song where all they do is yummy, yummy, especially it's going to get outplayed on the radio just because Justin Bieber's back. And I just think it kind of sounds like every other song on the radio. Yeah, it does have any new beat to it. I told you before that I think like
Starting point is 01:20:33 I think that his people got together, his team, you know, at ScrewBron management or SB productions. And they looked at like, you know, what songs are doing well, what songs chart on Spotify, like what the formula is. And saw that like so many songs that are popular on TikTok help escalate them on Spotify. Like they go up on the charts on Spotify because people are listening to them on TikTok and it just so happens like Justin released this song he's posting Instagram videos of himself
Starting point is 01:21:10 being like dancing to the song that say like follow me on TikTok like the song like the song sounds like a TikTok song I really like I could see every young kid whatever whoever it is I could see the 16 year old boys smoldering into the camera with this song in the back I see the girls doing their choreographed dances yeah I see myself doing a dance on TikTok to this right I'm surprised that Justin has maybe he has because I'm Honestly, I have not looked at Justin Bieber's TikTok. But, like, I feel like Justin Bieber could come out with a yummy, yummy, yummy dance on his TikTok that, like, goes viral and everybody's doing the yummy yummy dance. And then it makes the song go even, you know, makes the song even more popular.
Starting point is 01:21:50 It's a very smart marketing move. And I think they did it on purpose. See, I think that's a good theory here. Yeah. But I also think this is now just playing the opposite side of this because I think you're kind of right. But there is something to say that Justin Bieber. I think went over the break when he saw his siblings and his family and the younger ones, they were all doing TikToks.
Starting point is 01:22:10 And then Justin Bieber kind of like jumped in one. I think that Justin Bieber made the song and then thought, okay, this would be good for TikTok. He realized what TikTok was. Yeah. I just called Trent to come into the radio room because Trent has some crazy theory about this song that I want to hear quickly. I saw it on Twitter. Trent, I want you to explain.
Starting point is 01:22:32 We're talking about Justin Bieber. New song, Yummy. And the lyrics are, you know, I want that yummy, yum. People are assuming it's about Haley Bieber because that's his wife. Who else would it be about? And you think, fill in the blanks, this song is about. Cannibalism. Okay.
Starting point is 01:22:47 Now, tell us why you think that. Well, we had a big discussion on CCK about cannibalism, whether people are pro-canibalism, why cannibalism is looked upon as a bad thing. If it's, if you, like, if you, we talked about looking at, uh, sometimes PETA will put up a sign along that. highway that I'll be like, draw the line where you think the line should stop. And it's like pictures of animals that goes from like chickens all the way up to humans. And we were just saying like, why is, do people put the line between horses and cows?
Starting point is 01:23:16 Why not take the line all the way to the left? Like what's the, why is cannibalism looked down upon? Just sort of as a thought exercise. Just to think about it. And then we got talking about how clearly Justin Bieber's new song, Yummy, is the new cannibalism anthem because there are, they talk about. Um, yummy, yummy, you look so yummy. So that, but that's really, that's kind of it.
Starting point is 01:23:38 No, no. Well, no. There's also, um, like that match, that's firing up a grill. That's, um, there's, uh, talking about racks. That's racks. That's racks of ribs. There's, I mean, there's so much stuff in there that he's talking about any, I think at one point, or maybe Jared made that lyric up.
Starting point is 01:23:56 Something about wanting to be inside someone that could be more about wanting to have someone's flesh inside of your stomach as opposed to the sexual innuendo that everyone else sees. It sounds like quite a CK conversation. Right. So you, yeah, that's the whole thing. I'm seeing it on Twitter. It's about cannibalism. It's really just a bunch of, he's talking about sex. He's talking about, he's really talking about sleeping with his wife.
Starting point is 01:24:20 Yeah, like eating out Haley Bieber. I'm just saying you could look at things from a bunch of different angles. Wait, ain't? Oh, I'm reading it up now. No, I mean, it's rolling eyes back in my head, make my toes crawl. That's like after a great meal. I'm full up. My belly's full.
Starting point is 01:24:35 My toes don't curl after I eat a good meal. Then you haven't had a good meal. You haven't had a good meal. I feel that. Not that good. Marinated. Yeah. Racks,
Starting point is 01:24:46 ribs, like I said before. Maybe you got, maybe you two are cannibalists. No, no, no. Look at the way you're talking about. I did food right now.
Starting point is 01:24:53 Steak. I didn't take it off the table. I didn't, I'm just saying. Trent, get out. All right. Thank you. Thank you. Yep.
Starting point is 01:25:00 It's good. Talk to you guys. Yep. See you later. We'll talk to you during The Bachelor, okay? That was cannibalism. This whole song to me is about... Sometimes they really go off the rails on CCK. I'm like, do they hear themselves talk sometimes?
Starting point is 01:25:16 I'm like, what a ridiculous thing. So ridiculous. But, yeah, I think it's just about Haley. I think there's going to be multiple songs about Haley on the new album. Obviously, the documentary series is going to show a lot about their relationship, which I'm really excited to see, really excited to see in Justin Bieber's life in general. It's fascinating to me just like even before he went down the wrong path. He had a fascinating life.
Starting point is 01:25:37 And now we're about to see the years where he went not missing because we knew about Justin Bieber. But like, you know, it's been quiet. And you know what I've missed? I really actually have missed Justin Bieber lyrics because they do make me laugh. Like he makes the catchiest songs. He has always done that. But the actual lyrics of these songs are sometimes LOL funny.
Starting point is 01:25:58 funny. Like, baby, boyfriend, we talked about this. They, they... People were making fun of him for calling Haley a stallion. I tweeted that and then I deleted it. But that's like a male horse. Yeah. So he called Haley a male horse. Uh, I guess. Yeah, because he called her a bonafide stallion.
Starting point is 01:26:19 Yeah. Is it bonafide or bona fide? Bonafide. Maybe he was talking... Maybe he was talking about... He said bona fide. Yeah, yeah. Justin. In the song.
Starting point is 01:26:30 But you can, I think it's either one. Maybe he was calling himself a stallion. He's talking about himself. No, because he says, Bonified Stallion ain't in no stable, no, you stay on the run. Guys, guys, let me tell you. Ain't in no stable, no, you stay on the run. Ain't on the side. You're my number one.
Starting point is 01:26:54 Every time I come around and you get it done. What is this mean, Justin? This is what I'm saying. We're talking about Justin Bieber lyrics. Like, this is what we're going to get. you're not she's always on the move she's not stable i don't know that doesn't make any sense she is stable they're married she's not a side chick she's his number one every time i come around you get it done why are you leaving and coming back isn't she your wife and then the next i mean light a match get litty babe
Starting point is 01:27:19 like that's like that like i said that and i love justin beber absolutely i've always loved Justin Bieber. And, but this is, this is like, I think everybody kind of forgot that this is what Justin Bieber songs sound like. Sitting by the fire while we eat in fondue. Yeah. If I was your boyfriend, then I never let you go. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:27:41 I take your pace as you never got to go. Then I don't think of chances. You already know. I got money. Swack. Swack. Swack on you. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:27:49 Justin Bieber not really a lyricist. Yeah. About you. Yeah. Yeah. But that's why his songs work. That's like that is why it's worked for him. They're catchy.
Starting point is 01:28:02 They're easy. They're simple to remember. Pretty straightforward. And it's the same thing with purpose. Like those that album, the songs were very similar. Like this song sounds very similar to songs that were on purpose, I think. So we'll see what else he puts out. But right now we got that young.
Starting point is 01:28:23 Mommy, yum. I'm sure to God, like the TikTok videos, I just see them in my head already. Like body rolling? Yeah. Or just shoving food in your face. It could be anything. I'm going to think of one later to do it, actually. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:28:35 You could get, there could be a food element to this. Or I'm like literally rubbing twinkies on my body. Or maybe you go from a yummy yum. That could be a very weird TikTok. You could do that into the wiggles. Fruits out. Oh, like, oh. Yummy, yummy.
Starting point is 01:28:51 Yum. Yum. Oh, like I'm dancing. No, I'm dancing with my salad. I'm like, yummy, yummy, yum. And then all of a sudden it goes, fruit salad. And then I just start mixing it around. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:29:02 That's a good one. That's a very elaborate TikTok. I feel like that takes a lot of work. Yeah, but we got time. Got nothing but time to work on these TikToks, right? Yeah. And I, TikTok, that's what the song is meant for. Well, hopefully we'll get more from the album.
Starting point is 01:29:16 Guys are going to be singing it to their ladies on TikTok, pointing at her, yum, you know? Oh, my God. Should I get Hank to do that for a ticket? Maybe they take a little nip. out of each other. Oh, I don't like that. I don't like that.
Starting point is 01:29:29 I don't know. All of a sudden, we're back at the cannibalism thing. I don't know why it just made that noise. Yeah. And I never want to make that noise again. Oh, boy. So let's move on. So, yeah, so that's the song.
Starting point is 01:29:41 It's out. I'm going to wait to reserve all my judgment when I hear a full album. But like we said, it's a six-ish, six-ish episode. Six-ish out of ten, we're focused on the DACA series. Yeah. On to the docu-series, guys. Kendall Jenner, it looks like, she's back with Ben Simmons. They spent New Year's Eve together in Philly.
Starting point is 01:30:26 Yeah. Whoa. Kendall Jenner, not on an island for New Year's Eve. She's in Philly. This is how I know that this is back to being like a thing. I don't know how serious they are, but they're serious enough for Kendall to give up being on a yacht and St. Bar is to be in Philly at a rooftop bar. I don't know who would choose that unless you really liked the person.
Starting point is 01:30:49 Yeah. You have to be not even like. Like you got to be in love. Yeah. You really have to just be infatuated with that person. That's the only way I'd make that choice. And there was, so like there maybe last month, I think it was maybe early December, that there were some tabloid claims that Ben had had some like Instagram flirtation going on
Starting point is 01:31:09 with some girl. I forget who, what her name is Maya something. And that there was some back and forth. and the rumors were like, Kendall Jenner, not happy about this, blah, blah, she wants him back the whole thing.
Starting point is 01:31:19 Bam, New Year's Eve. She's in Philly. I would assume that they're back together. We'll see how many, how many Sixers games she shows up to again. They, you know,
Starting point is 01:31:33 everybody talks about the Cardassian curse, but the Sixers were not bad when Kendall Jenner was in attendance. I actually think that they did have a winning record when she was there. That's a guess. I'm not totally sure on that. But the last time I had looked before they had broken up, it was good.
Starting point is 01:31:53 So we'll see. We'll see. Jordy wrote a whole blog about how like Kendall is a plant from another NBA team or person to destroy the six or something inside. Personally, I like Kendall and Ben together. I did read Jordy's blog, actually. It pissed me off. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:32:10 It was intense. It was pretty intense because the beginning. beginning was all about how much he wishes the Kardashians would disappear from the earth. And people who go with that and stick with that, you're just going to be miserable forever because guess what? They're not fucking leaving. Yeah, yeah. Just get with it.
Starting point is 01:32:25 It's also just the easy complaint. Right. Except the Kardashians. If you're still complaining about the Kardashians. Right. I'm sorry. Yeah. Oh, good one.
Starting point is 01:32:33 You hate the Kardashians. Think of somebody else. Hate somebody else for me one time. Hating the Kardashians is old news. It's all news. So, yeah, I mean, look, they seem like they're back together. obviously and I think I'm I think I'm happy about it I'm happy about it because I think this is the first time we're seeing Kendall Jenner show some sort of emotion with relationships not that it's
Starting point is 01:32:55 like our right or anything but it's been some time no but to see her kind of like actually on and off with somebody you know that there's some real feelings going on some real feeling she's not a robot guys she's a real person we saw a fairly alarming video as well over the break. Cindy Crawford and Randy Gerber, the parents of Kyah Gerber were outside. Her apartment looked like they were having
Starting point is 01:33:42 a very tense conversation. Kaya, Pete Davidson, the whole thing does not look good. Does not look good. And they look very worried. Yes. What I picked up from watching this video
Starting point is 01:33:55 is that Randy and Cindy, they were not fighting. They were figuring out how to help their daughter. How to help Kyya and possibly how to help Pete. Because it seemed like Randy was describing Pete's reaction to something and Pete freaking out. He was like his eyes were, he was describing Pete and how Pete was acting. And they were frantically trying, it seemed like maybe calling Kyle or like trying to get into the apartment.
Starting point is 01:34:22 It doesn't seem like it was something good. It's definitely something bad happened. I think what probably happened was Pete was probably. there with Kaya. Maybe something happened. I don't know if it was drug-wise. Or if they were just worried about something. On SNL, he then made a joke and said he was...
Starting point is 01:34:44 He's going on a vacation. Take your phone and it costs $100,000. So to me, that's, you know, he's going to rehab. Maybe. Maybe. Because I think that's what they would do there. Yeah. And that also was right after the whole...
Starting point is 01:35:01 video that Cindy and Randy having this intense conversation outside of Kyya's apartment. It seemed like something was going on upstairs that was not good and they needed to take care of it. So E wrote this whole article about it. It says why Kyah Gerber's parents are stepping in to help Pete Davidson. They wrote, according to a source close to Cindy Crawford, it's been a very stressful and concerning few days. That was after page 6 published the video of them outside her apartment.
Starting point is 01:35:29 They wrote, it's unclear what issues, if any, are occurring in the young couple's relationship, but the source reveals that Sydney and Randy are taking on an active role in this situation. Sydney and Randy wanted to be there for Kaya and supportive of her. They are very involved in loving parents and they would do anything for her. They stepped into trying to guide her and to help Pete through a difficult time. The source hints that the model family is trying to be a support system for Pete
Starting point is 01:35:54 since they see how, quote, troubled he is and how much he is struggling. The insider adds they tried to intervene and offer what they could, It's been upsetting for Kaya and for them to see their daughter dealing with something so serious. Since that happened, they mentioned the S&L joke and everything. The store says that they are going to continue to support Kaya, especially since they know they can't choose for their daughter dates or control their situation. Their only choice is to support her and help guide her through this. They are just thinking about Pete getting better and nothing beyond that.
Starting point is 01:36:24 So if they are stepping in to help Pete, then Pete makes a rehab joke on S&N. maybe Kai's parents are helping with that. It's possible. And then Kyya was seen with Cindy flying like days after that as well. So she's not in New York any longer.
Starting point is 01:36:44 So it seems like something must happen with Pete. They were alarmed. They're stepping in now. They want to help Kyya. They want to help Pete. They clearly see that he's having trouble. They feel bad that Kya is now in this relationship where she needs to help Pete
Starting point is 01:36:58 because he's relying on her. And she probably, who knows if it's going to be the end of them or not, because I think once your parents step in and there's this big problem, it'll be interesting to see if she stays with him because I feel like Cindy and Randy are going to be like, no, no, no, let's get him some help. And then you're done with this. You don't want this to happen again, which I feel bad because it seems like Pete just has these problems that keep coming up and tries to get help and then it's bad and it's good and then it's bad. I feel bad for Pete. I agree. Although we don't know the circumstances. So who knows what was
Starting point is 01:37:31 happening but either way it seems like you need some help and I hope that uh and I hope that you know all these reports are true and that guys parents do support her and I feel like they do they've always been very I feel like a very they've always seemed like a very close family right now and that she's always had a good relationship with their parents so I hope that continues yes for sure so it's been a long time since we have had an episode come out there There's been a lot that have happened. So many couples, there's marriages, babies, so much going on. We've seen so many pictures of them on vacation, these great outfits.
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Starting point is 01:40:20 That's Stitchfix.com slash chicks. Stitchfix.com slash chicks. Let's just get into this whole big. extravaganza of couples from this break. There was so much that happened, I think, from like start to finish of when we were gone between engagements, marriages, babies, everything. Yeah, so we were to put it a time frame on it. We were gone from December 20th to January 2nd.
Starting point is 01:40:48 Yeah, yeah, exactly. Now, the first thing that people were talking about was Miley Cyrus and Cody Simpson. People thought that maybe they were going through a rough patch. Cody Simpson was seeing out with a playgirl, I think. And everyone was kind of like, uh-oh, what's going on? Have no fear. Cody Simpson says they're great. And they did spend the holidays together.
Starting point is 01:41:11 We saw that on their Instagrams. Yes. And did you see that Cody Simpson or not Cody Simpson himself, but I think it was E reported, that Cody was with this girl who is dating one of his best friends? Oh. So there was some sort of confusion. Gotcha. And there was one that was like, well, that girl is actually his girlfriend.
Starting point is 01:41:32 His friend's girlfriend. Best friend's girlfriend. Yeah. So I think there was some mix up with that. Anytime a boy and girl are sitting together, people are like, oh my God, they're dating. Yep. But also you could just be friends. So I think that's what happened there. And people automatically want to assume that Cody moved on and just like go after him.
Starting point is 01:41:49 But no, they're together. 100%. Same strong. We saw. Oh, yeah. I mean, we saw the stories. Miley was dancing for him on Christmas. I was like a
Starting point is 01:41:59 they're great. It seems like they're great. They're in a good place. Did you see the, did you watch Miley's? Oh, that was going to say Miley's decade video. That's about to ask you.
Starting point is 01:42:10 It was amazing. Looking back on it, it's just crazy. She had a crazy fucking year. Crazy. No, decade. Yeah, what I say? Year?
Starting point is 01:42:17 Decade. 10 years. You forget that Hada Montana was like coming to an end. It's just, it's crazy. But it's good to see that her and Cody are sticking it out.
Starting point is 01:42:27 Yeah. I did like, And she put all the good and all the bad. It was very interesting. Like some of the things you forget, you know. She put the bomb hit in there. She is losing the role in Hotel Transylvania to Selena Gomez. There's a lot of interesting things.
Starting point is 01:42:42 But here she is. She's been posting on her Instagram. Like she is here ready to go 2020. Cody Simpson still by her side. She did post something also about like dating your best friend. She said date your best friend. Yeah. Do it.
Starting point is 01:42:57 Yeah. Date your best friends. Who knew that she and Cody Simpson were best friends, but. You know what? If they want to say they were best friends, it works for me. Hell yeah. I'm going to believe that love story. They're still going strong.
Starting point is 01:43:06 It is longer than I expected. Longer than expected. We just have to get that, you know, she went through a little rebound stage. Sorry, Caitlin, you were the rebound. It is what it is. And now she's on to Cody. Exactly. We had other couplings, Olivia Coppo and Christian McCaffrey.
Starting point is 01:43:22 Olivia is really going. She really likes him. Yeah, going strong on the public. PDA on Instagram. I feel like we didn't see much of that with Danny or we saw it and they broke up, they got back together. We didn't see it. It was as on and off as their relationship was.
Starting point is 01:43:37 And now with this, she said it was the best thing to happen to her in 2019. That was very sweet. They're going on a vacation she posted. They did like a cute little late Christmas because I guess they weren't together obviously over the holidays. And she posted a story of Christian under the tree. She had all these gifts one through 12. They were labeled.
Starting point is 01:43:57 I'm like, oh my God, this is adorable. That's a great idea. I might steal that. Yeah, like, I guess, you know, he, it was just, it was very, very cute. Oh, wait, one through 12, maybe it was, uh. Like, there was 12 gifts each, each, you know, 12 days of Christmas. Yes. Yes.
Starting point is 01:44:10 And she, and I'm assuming, I'm assuming they were for her, but I don't know, they could have been for him. But they had, you know, yeah, like I said, they had this delayed Christmas together. So it really feels like they're in a good place. She's been rocking her panther stuff. good for her. The Panther season is over. It's great. Now they can go off on vacation, do whatever they want to do.
Starting point is 01:44:37 She gets the full boyfriend now. Yeah, exactly. He already was full boyfriend, but now he's really about to become. No playoffs, so they can just have a good time. That must be the dream for the wives and the girlfriends. Oh, like I really hope they do well, but also I really hope they don't. Yeah, like, oh, that sucks, baby. You didn't make it to the playoffs?
Starting point is 01:44:58 Oh my God. Christian himself had a phenomenal year. Yeah. Like that's great. He's on a bad team. And if you're on a bad team, then you get to go on more vacation. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:45:06 That's a terrible, terrible way to look at that. Come on. Come on. Ria. You want some winners. No, of course. 100%. You don't want to be dating.
Starting point is 01:45:14 No, you don't want to be dating a loser. Olympia Colbo is not dating a loser. No, she's not because Christian McAfrey is one of the best that's why I was thinking of it like X. I'm like he's great. So it really doesn't matter. It's not like she's dating a loser and NFL player. it is what it is.
Starting point is 01:45:28 So that's great, good for them. We also have Shantel Jeffries and Diplo. They're a new couple. So I've been following Shantel Jeffries for a while because she's friends with all those other people I follow. All those Instagram's, Alyssa Violet, Wolfie Cindy. Big time in the cool girl group. Yeah, they're super cool. They're super hot.
Starting point is 01:45:46 They're super cool. They look like they're a lot of fun. And she's a DJ. Diplo is also a DJ. So I think that they've been friends for a while because I have seen Diplo commenting on her pictures. for two years now, honestly. And I think that maybe they just were like, let's date. Fuck it. Let's date.
Starting point is 01:46:02 They're in, I think, Mexico together right now. Yeah. So I think it's great. Great couple. Yeah, these two make sense. There is a bit of an age difference, which I'm sure people will talk about. She's 27. He's 41.
Starting point is 01:46:14 Oh, my God. Diplo's 41? Yeah. I did not know Diplo was 41. See, I don't mind that, though, because she's 27. And Diplo also still live, like, he lives that. Right. And it's like rock star DJ life, you know. I don't want to compare it to Dave, but Dave is what, 41 or 42?
Starting point is 01:46:33 Yeah, yeah. And, you know, he dates some young girls. Right. I mean, but not. Chantelle might actually be out of his. Right. Exactly, because Chantel's 27. Like, at least Chantel is 27. Yeah. She's not, I was expecting Chantel to be way younger. Way younger. No, she's 27. 27, 41? Yeah, it's not bad. It's really not bad at all. And, uh, they're like, they're, Like we said, they're in Mexico, super cute. She's posting, like, pictures of, you know, hot pictures of herself in her bikini. And she posted one of, like, Diplo being her instant boyfriend, taking the pictures for her. He called her, like, baby in an Instagram story.
Starting point is 01:47:10 Diplo seems like a funny guy. We've actually talked to Diplo before. I feel like it would be on the red carpet. A fun time to date Diplo. Yeah, you just have a lot of fun. You're raving. Yeah. You're going on vacation.
Starting point is 01:47:20 He's funny. He's, like, sick places. He's always traveling. Maybe, yeah, exactly. he's very funny. I'm sure you have a great, I'm sure they have a great time. He's friends with the Jonas brothers. Yeah. Yep. He friends with everybody. Dippo's friends with everybody. He does make a lot of good music. I feel like he's truly friends with everybody. So that makes sense. What do I feel like those two? It makes sense. This is a happy segment of couples. It is. And then there's been a lot of good, it was a lot of good news. There wasn't really any like big breakups. The only thing that has been on my radar, which I don't, I don't have any any truth to this.
Starting point is 01:47:56 or not. It's just my own speculation. Lay it on me. I'm a little worried about Fidessa Hutchins and Austin Butler. Oh my God. Me too. Fran, me too. She had this extravagant. New Year's, he was nowhere to be found. Nowhere to be found. I was thinking the same thing.
Starting point is 01:48:13 She posted all of these like 2019 pictures moving on to 2020. And then she posted just in an extravagant dress. The picture she was posting. She had like a full-blown like Cinderella New Year's Eve, ball gown, gloves, everything. And usually she would post with him. Or at least he would be somewhere. He would be somewhere.
Starting point is 01:48:33 I was looking at his social media. I don't know where he was. Is he like trying to dive into the role of Elvis right now? Maybe. Maybe. That's a good theory. Diving into the Elvis role. It could be because he needs to do a phenomenal job.
Starting point is 01:48:47 Yeah. That's a very hopeful theory, which I can jump on board with because I was looking like they hadn't, she hadn't posted, like they haven't interacted on social media since like October. Like she, commented on his last Instagram. He hasn't posted since October. So that actually does support the theory of maybe he's just gone into full
Starting point is 01:49:05 Elvis. Elvis. Like, he's going. Don't be cool. He's going like full prep for this movie and he's like not on social media and not posting anything. That's also, it's very, very possible. We're going to just keep that in mind.
Starting point is 01:49:17 Just keep that in back your minds. I'm really hoping that that's not a thing. Vanessa Hutchins already broke my heart once with Zach Frund. Don't do it again with Austin Butler. I love them together. I know. I really do. I really love it as well.
Starting point is 01:49:28 All right. Let's move on to more happiness. Happy news. Yeah. Yeah. Aaron Foster had a New Year's Eve wedding. Amazing. Thoughts on a New Year's Eve wedding before we talk about Aaron Foster.
Starting point is 01:49:37 Because I love the Foster. So I think, you know, I support what they do. I think they're so funny. And just very entertaining. So I'm like, yeah, oh, she had one on New Year's Eve. Then great. I love it. But I also don't think I love the idea of New Year's Eve weddings.
Starting point is 01:49:53 This is my opinion. A lot of people hate New Year's Eve weddings. They lump it in with like Fourth of July weddings and Labor Day weekend weddings and that, this, that, and the other thing. I don't necessarily hate a New Year's Eve wedding. Just because, like, New Year's Eve a lot of the times is one night, right? Like you can kind of plan vacations or trips around that or you're somewhere for New Year's Eve. But it's also kind of easy to come back because it is so close to Christmas. It's a longer time off.
Starting point is 01:50:25 So it's really just like one night. Like when I think of long weekends, like say you're going to a weekend on a wedding on Labor Day weekend. Like that's your whole weekend. Your whole long weekend is going to this wedding. New Year's Eve, it's one night. You're going for a big party. Right. I really don't mind it.
Starting point is 01:50:42 So I see what you're saying there. Yeah. And if I got invited to a wedding on New Year's Eve. Yeah. And it was somebody I was close with. I'd be like, oh yeah. This is great. I have New Year's Eve plans.
Starting point is 01:50:53 I don't have to worry about it. But there is something about, oh, so we're going to spend our New Year's Eve just praising this one couple. Yeah. Like my New Year is now based on this person. You know what I mean? New Year's Eve is not about you or like your part and your significant other anymore. You know, big New Year's Eve kiss is about these people getting married.
Starting point is 01:51:12 Like this is their year. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I definitely understand. I understand that that it's like it's like. It's like New Year's like. It's less of their moment and more like,
Starting point is 01:51:27 but then I also think that that's on purpose. I think people who, no, I know you're saying that every guest has to, has to praise the couple and not. Yeah, we have to praise the couple on New Year's Eve. Yeah, but that's, I think that it's actually the opposite. Like, I think people have New Year's Eve wedding so that everybody, like, they can just have a big ass party with everybody, you know? Yeah, I guess that more people would be inclined to get drunk and rowdy on New Year's Eve.
Starting point is 01:51:51 Yeah. Well, no. everybody want like not everybody but a lot of people don't mind just getting drunk out of wedding anyway right new year's there's a different aspect of the party like oh this wedding is going to be crazy because it's new year's eve yeah i think there's both pros and cons to it definitely but so like we said Aaron got married to uh Simon and it looked absolutely beautiful she looks stunning sarah looks stunning uh I've been waiting for more content like she had posted um You know, she had posted some stuff, but it was hard to really, like, get the whole idea.
Starting point is 01:52:30 You know, like, she posted a montage of photos. And if you go through other people's social media, you could find stories. The whole thing looked beautiful. They got married in Nashville. It looked absolutely gorgeous. And, like, yeah, and she had posted a story that they were, like, going on their honeymoon. There's no service. Like, she was, like, dying to Cheryl all of her wedding stuff.
Starting point is 01:52:49 But it just, it looked beautiful. I'm very, very happy for her. I'm very happy for her now. I'm a little sad because we won't see any more like I'm single. Yeah, yeah. Sarah's married and not jokes. Yeah. But that's fine.
Starting point is 01:53:01 I'm sure. Or Sarah, like, making fun of Simon. Yeah. Those jokes were great, but I'm sure they will come up with another spin. Yeah, they are very funny.
Starting point is 01:53:10 And the last couple relationship, I guess, a big life thing we wanted to talk about with somebody is Cameron Diaz. Had a baby. Congrats to Cameron Diaz. So Cameron Diaz had a baby, which honestly is, that was happening.
Starting point is 01:53:24 Is impressive. Like, hats off to Cameron Diaz because she had a baby. I don't think anybody knew she was pregnant. She posted on her Instagram and said, Happy New Year from the Maddens. We are so happy, blessed, and grateful to begin this new decade by announcing the birth of our daughter Radix Madden. She has instantly captured our hearts and completed our family.
Starting point is 01:53:46 While we are overjoyed to share this news, we also feel a strong instinct to protect our little ones' privacy. so we won't be posting pictures or sharing any more details other than the fact that she is really, really cute. Some would even say rad, smiley face. From our family to all of yours, we're sending our love and best wishes for a happy new year and happy new decades. Sincerely, Cameron and Benj. This is obviously, like we said, very surprising because no one had any idea. Like she did not pose about it.
Starting point is 01:54:17 She just had a baby. Congratulations. I just have to say. I'm proud of Benji and Cameron sticking it out. When they first got together, I didn't think it was going to last. Those two have really made it work. And every time I think about them, I just think about like the cool, fun, like, family parties that they have with like Nicole Richie and Joel and everybody, you know?
Starting point is 01:54:40 Mm-hmm. Am I right? Is Nicole still married to Joel? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sometimes I get confused. Oh, I get confused with Pete once and Ashley Simpson. Pete Watts and Ashley Simpson.
Starting point is 01:54:50 But they broke up. They definitely not together. Ashley Simpson is married. Very much moved on. Very much married to what's his face, Ross, Evan Ross. I've got another one to throw in, just really quick. You just got to throw one in really quick. I mean, this is happening in real time.
Starting point is 01:55:05 I can't make this stuff up, guys. It's just every time I refresh Instagram, there's something else. Nikki Bella is engaged to Artem. She posted on her Instagram that she's excited for 2020 in the next decade with you at the Artem C. I said yes in France in November We have been trying to keep it a secret But really wanted to share our excitement for the new year
Starting point is 01:55:26 So she posted a really cute picture of them And you know one with her on the ring She's engaged This whole time when she was here she was engaged What shaking the damn head What a great great to keeping secrets Great at keeping secrets November Kind of pissed she didn't say it on our podcast
Starting point is 01:55:43 But also congrats that's lovely Moving on I'm very excited I do like them a lot 100% Oh, totally moving on. I'm happy for her. She had already make a very cute couple. I just can't believe they held that in for so long.
Starting point is 01:55:59 I can't imagine getting engaged and like not telling people. Right? Why keep it in? I don't know. Congrats to that. Maybe they had this whole plan or who knows. But great news. More engagements.
Starting point is 01:56:14 Congrats to them. And congrats to all these other covers. Zach Efron almost died over the break. We almost lost Zach Ephron. How could we lose Zach Efron? And people did not freak out enough about this. Not enough. So we're telling you you need to freak out right now that
Starting point is 01:56:59 Zach Ephron almost died. I feel like this just kind of flew under the radar. Like if we ask people in the office they'd be like, what? Like, yeah, people probably had no idea that this happened. Big Cat even reach out to him to see if he's okay? We should ask. I just hit the microphone and I got so aggressive with that. We should ask.
Starting point is 01:57:15 They should reach out. They should send him something. And they can write from from big cat pf t hank and c iTO yes just quickly c i too he doesn't have to know what it means doesn't even have to put ryan fran he can just put c i too exactly well let's explain what happened so zach effron has been filming um a new series for quibby um in popin new guinea he it's called killing zach effron i mean the the irony is unbelievable so it is a uh survival show he's basically it's like he goes to a you know a remote place where he is on his own and it's him like kind of like a bear grills man versus the whole thing where he's like a man in the wild surviving off
Starting point is 01:58:03 the land and and nothing else so um the Australian news reported that he had suffered a major medical emergency while filming this new show and uh they had wrapped the show so I guess the show it ended. They had said that the actor was seen in the U.S. a little more than a week ago after wrapping the series and appeared healthy. So this was, this was posted a couple days ago. The Australian Sunday Telegraph newspaper reported that Efron had contracted what is believed to be a typhoid or other bacterial infection while in the island country of Papua New Guinea, where he's been shooting the show, and was airlifted by emergency medical workers to an airport in Australia where he was then transported to a private hospital. He spent several days at the hospital,
Starting point is 01:58:49 and then the doctors allowed him to travel home on Christmas Eve. They said that Dr. Glenn McKay from the Medical Rescue Group told the Daily Telegraph that a team retrieved a U.S. citizen in his 30s from P&G to Brisbane. Recently for medical attention in Australia, he was admitted to the hospital in stable condition. They didn't name who it was. And he had to be in the hospital for multiple days. Typhoid is no joke.
Starting point is 01:59:17 It is a typhoid fever is a life-threatening illness. It can be found in contaminated water and food in the area that he was in. People who contract it can be treated with antibiotics. So, and like I said, this show, 21 days off the grid, quote, deep in the jungles of a remote, dangerous island with nothing but basic gear, a guide partner and a will to survive. And that he fell ill while he was in the middle of filming the show. It's just unbelievable. And of course, like, I don't know what they, I don't know what they, I don't know what they, do for the show now because it's like killing Zach Efron, we almost killed him. Yeah, we almost
Starting point is 01:59:53 killed Zach Efron. It almost happened. Yes. Oh my God. I shivers down my spine thinking about Zach Efron dying on this show. I saw like he posted there the Instagram photo of just like his face while I was on vacation and I was just like oh no. Oh no no no no. Like do not tell like you know and it was one of those like kind of not necessarily morbid looking photos but I was like do not tell me something happened to Zach Efron. Actually ill thinking about Zach Ephron dying right now. I feel like vomit coming up my throat right now thinking about Zach Ephron dying. And you know what?
Starting point is 02:00:28 There have been a lot of exciting news around Quibi. Like I feel like there have been some interesting shows that have now been attached to Quibi that I've been excited about. But now I think I hate Quibi because they almost killed Zach Ephron. And I know that's the name of the show. But we're not trying to kill him. No, but Zach Efron also signed up. for killing Zach Ephron.
Starting point is 02:00:48 Of course he did. That's the kind of guy he is. He loves that kind of adventure. And I mean, I'm just confused. Like, you know, did he not get the proper vaccines? Did somebody not take care of him? I don't understand. But he did post.
Starting point is 02:01:05 He said, very thankful to everyone who has reached out. I did get sick in Papua New Guinea, but I bounced back quick and finished an amazing three weeks there. I'm home for the holidays with my friends and family. Thanks for all the loving concern. See you in 2020. So he is okay. Well, thank God.
Starting point is 02:01:16 Thank God for Zach Ephron. Yep. I'm glad you're safe. We have the Coachella line up. It's going to be Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Obviously, two weekends. Rage Against the Machine. It's their comeback.
Starting point is 02:02:05 They are performing Friday night. Travis Scott will perform Saturday night. And Frank Ocean will perform Sunday night. I have to go. Yeah. We have to go. We have to. Me, you, and Noah, we have to be a Coachella this year.
Starting point is 02:02:19 So anybody who wants to sponsor us and send us to go to go to go. Please. I'm dying to go. I need to see Frank Ocean. We're probably the worst what could be considered influencers. There are. How are we not at Coachella? Everybody and their mother gets sponsored to go to Coachella. If you're listening to this and you have the power to sponsor us for Coachella, you just hit us up. You hit up the marketing team here. You reach out. So what are they doing that they can't send us to Coachella? Right? What's going on?
Starting point is 02:02:53 It's been years old. Everybody goes to Coachella. Everybody goes to Coachella. It's the most random brands. We'll send people to Coachella. It's the most basic thing. Who said that? No, I...
Starting point is 02:03:04 Oh, you talked about. No, no. No, it's put it in the atmosphere. Thank you, no. We're manifesting us going to Coachella. And I am very... I would love to go as well, um, even though, you know, those headliners, I don't really know anything about them.
Starting point is 02:03:20 Do you like Frank Ocean? I mean, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't really, I've never really listened. Like, that's, and that's just a fact. I think you would love Frank Ocean if you listened to him like front to back and you just really soaked in Frank Ocean. Yeah. Then that's what happened to me. I was, uh, not like a big Frank Ocean fan. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:03:45 And Frank Ocean was bestowed upon me. Uh-huh. And I became a Frank Ocean fan. Yeah. I really have never I've just never listened He's very relaxing music Yeah
Starting point is 02:03:57 Not to make this about me But I'm pretty shocked To the Jones brothers We're in somewhere in this Coachella lineup I would think that they would either want to be there But maybe not They'll be on a European tour So I guess they're far
Starting point is 02:04:08 The baby You know her songs now, Fran No I mean I'm very excited for like Calvin Harris is always awesome We have There's also Louis Capaldi, Charlie X-D-X is performing.
Starting point is 02:04:24 There's a lot of, like, what is considered, you know, the people that are in the smaller font that I would be really excited to see. Saturday there's Flume Disclosure, DeBaby, all, like, really cool. I would love to see rage against machine.
Starting point is 02:04:38 Carly Ray Jepson. I don't know how. Carly Ray Jepson getting herself in the Coachella lineup. Really. Chelsea Cutler is on here. Matoma. I love Matoma.
Starting point is 02:04:50 A lot of really, really fun. It'll be interesting. There could be a potential battle. Like, with us like Coachella, we might want to go separate ways. We might have to find friends that want to go see certain things. Because, like, there's going to be people that I want to see that you don't want to see it. And vice versa.
Starting point is 02:05:07 Well, I would only not want to see them if somebody else I want to see is playing at the same time. No, that's what I'm saying. There's conflicting schedules. The baby is playing at the same time as something you want to see. Like, I'm going. Right, like if DeBaby is the same time as disclosure, I'm going to disclosure. Yeah, and I'll be at, yeah, the other one. Uh-huh.
Starting point is 02:05:24 Which is, you know. Yeah. I don't know. I feel like Noah would, like, lean more towards mine. I would probably go to DeBaby, but I like disclosure too. Yeah. But I do like disclosure, but I would choose. I wouldn't choose that over.
Starting point is 02:05:36 And then, you know, Lana Del Rey is on Sunday at Lily Zever. You saw Daniel Caesar right now? No, I'm a fan, but I've never seen it. Oh, oh, oh, I thought you did. Oh, no. Cautius Clay. That's what I'm confusing him with. Okay.
Starting point is 02:05:51 FK. Twigs. Lil Nas X is on Sunday. There's a lot. A lot of good ones. And also a lot of people I don't know. My favorite thing that people do now is the Coachella lineup's like spoofs. You know, that they either take like the biggest pop culture moments like 2019 and make fake posters.
Starting point is 02:06:09 Always very, very entertaining. Very entertaining. It was just all Justin Bieber. Of course. I'm surprised Justin Bieber isn't on here either. But I think that Justin Bieber will make. an appearance. Oh, I could definitely see that.
Starting point is 02:06:21 Olivia O'Brien's on here. Yes, I saw that she posted that. It's crazy. Like, she's only 20 or 21. I think only 20. I'm like, oh, my God. Manicin pussy. They will be performing.
Starting point is 02:06:34 Must be perfect. Whipped cream. Yum. Yeah. Oh, Lost Kings. Wait, the Lost Kings are performing at Coachella? Yeah, Friday. What?
Starting point is 02:06:44 Holy shit. About that, yeah. Yeah. Damn. No offense. They're kind of at the bottom of the. Yeah, I mean, that doesn't surprise me, but you're still performing at Coachella. That's so sick.
Starting point is 02:06:53 That is awesome. Ooh, the Viagra. I congratulate them. I did not see that. The Viagra boys will be formed as much. They're going to be hard as fuck. Moving on and getting over. Not the same it seems to me.
Starting point is 02:07:10 Because you've been gone. I'm growing older, but I still can't see. Jake Paul and Tanamojo have announced that they are officially quote unquote, taking a break, which we all know means they're breaking up because that relationship didn't exist in the first place. Yep. So Tanna posts on her Instagram photo of herself and Jake and their dog. She wrote, okay, I don't really know how to do a we're taking a break post. And this is weird as fuck.
Starting point is 02:07:47 I'm happy to still be able to sit with Jake and laugh as we do this. But for right now, we are both taking a break to focus on our own very crazy lives. I'll never know what the future holds. and will always love Jake in everything we did. I'm grateful to know throughout this I've made a best friend for life and found someone to do life with when no one understood me. Here's the 2020 working on us and my new Lamborghini since I get half of everything. No need for crazy speculations.
Starting point is 02:08:11 This is coming from a place of nothing but love. I love you, Jakey. Thank you for this past year with the heart emoji. So, I mean, this is, I'm not surprised. Not surprised at all. Honestly, I thought maybe they wouldn't milk this a little bit more, maybe another reality show, something, something like that. But this is what we get.
Starting point is 02:08:33 This is what we're getting. They clearly were never married for the people that they thought actually. There was no legal marriage. Thinking they actually got married, like, sorry, you were stupid. If you look it up, there was no, like, they could have thought they were married. They went through the ceremony and everything. In the eyes of the state, they're not married. No.
Starting point is 02:08:51 So, you know, her joking about, like, splitting everything. I'm sure they have that figured out because they probably, never merged everything to begin with. They definitely didn't. We're talking about Jake Paul and Tanna Mojo here. They did not actually get married and share their belongings. They are both rich. They
Starting point is 02:09:08 both own their own stuff. They were having a fake relationship. Or maybe a real one, whatever it was. I do believe that they're good friends. They have to be. If you spend that much time together, you clearly have some kind of agreement. I think that they were, they're good friends and they thought this would be good. And now it's the new year. And maybe they had some
Starting point is 02:09:25 self-reflection and they were like, all right, let's stop messing with people because they were like, you know what, I don't want to be married in 2020. I'm trying to be single in 2020. Yeah. That's what they're thinking. Yep. They're not trying to go into this new year married when they don't have to be. Right.
Starting point is 02:09:39 Because they're not in love. They don't like each other. Like married but not really married. So they are done faking being married but not really married. Imagine how much that must suck being fake married or fake in a relationship. So stressful. You can't do anything without being. Oh, you know, it's fake.
Starting point is 02:09:55 but you have to explain to everybody every time you're trying to hook up with somebody. And like Casey said on the group chat, Jake Paul was out with other girls on the night that they got married. Yes. So it's like, and everyone was like, sure. Like nobody, everyone was like, yeah, okay.
Starting point is 02:10:10 Because that's what was so crazy to me was that when that happened and we said that this is a fake marriage, fake relationship, people were calling us crazy. Yeah. And we were scared, or at least I was. I was like, oh no, the Jake Paul and Tanna fans are coming after me.
Starting point is 02:10:25 calling me crazy. Meanwhile, I could just come right back at them and say, you guys are crazy for believing something like this. Yeah. It's over anyway now. I'm sure they will both enter another relationship of some sort. This is now two high profile relationships from Tanna. I don't think she plans to stopping now first Bella Thorne, then Jake Paul. Her and Bella were real, though. Did you see Bella's tweet? About really long distance relationships being hard? No, about the Venmo thing? No. She tweeted, uh, I, I, I, I, I thought I saw her on over the break with her Italian pop star boyfriend. No, she was.
Starting point is 02:11:01 And then the next day she tweeted long-distance relationship. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was very confused as well. I guess maybe he had to go back to Italy. She tweeted when your ex was so cheap, you wish you took off the private setting on Vembo. Dot, dot, dot, all caps. Ha-ha-ha-ha. So maybe she was paying her ex a lot of money.
Starting point is 02:11:18 Yeah. Whoever one, whichever one that could be. You never know. I'm thinking mod. I'm probably, yeah, I would think, I would think mod as well. So yeah, that marriage is over. Not shocking. Not shocking.
Starting point is 02:11:33 Yeah. Don't feel bad about it. Not at all. I'm just going to move on. Celeb Conspiracy Corner is back. We have a great one this week. We're really excited about doing this every single week. So keep sending your submissions.
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Starting point is 02:14:06 You guys have been sending DMs. I put it up on my story. I said, what do you guys want to talk about? What conspiracy theories you want to talk about? And let me tell you, you guys have some weird shit. Like there's some weird. there's some weird ones that Rhea read out loud to me that honestly I have never heard of
Starting point is 02:14:22 and hopefully we'll get to them eventually but I'm just not prepared. This is one, the one that we're doing today felt prepared because you know about it. I've already known about this one. And you've told this one to me before. The people who are suggesting Avrilavine and Leah Michelle, we already did those.
Starting point is 02:14:40 We already did those. I saw some people writing, not real fans that they don't know that. I don't want to call you guys out. We're not being real fans, but... Well, we're not even... You know, listen to the second. It's useless to even call them out on the podcast because they're not listening.
Starting point is 02:14:53 No, because if they listen, they would have known that we did this. Exactly. All right. So this one we are doing is the theory. Yes. This is all alleged theory. Let's put that out there.
Starting point is 02:15:05 I am not saying that I thought this. This is people on the interwebs. Allegedly. Allegedly. That is the key word. We've learned that from the lady game. Yes. You have to throw that in there.
Starting point is 02:15:14 Okay. Drake. killed XXX Tentacion. Allegedly. Allegedly. So this all comes from the fact that they both had beef. Yeah. XXX, we know, has passed away.
Starting point is 02:15:27 He was shot. Yes. He was killed. And people think it was Drake. The internet came up with this wild rumor as soon as he died because of any reasons. Did they think Drake orchestrated it? Drake orchestrated it. Drake did not pull the trigger.
Starting point is 02:15:40 The blood is not on Drake's hands. He did not pull the trigger. He sent people. So we'll go through the facts. So Drake and XXXX had some beef. The reasons are all over the place. One of them being that XXXX came out with the song, Look at Me. You would know if you heard it.
Starting point is 02:15:57 Yeah, I'll play it. Hey, I like bitch who was your mess. Hey, can't keep my dick in my pants. My bitch don't let me no more. Hey, she came me out like, bro. Hey, that bitch don't want to be friends. Hey, I give her dish she I met. Hey, she put her 10 on my dick.
Starting point is 02:16:10 Hey, look at my wrist about 10. Hey, just out of the booth. Hey, by that shit straight to the booth. And then Drake came out with, I like when you, when you tell Noah to do something, you pointed in the room like, all right,
Starting point is 02:16:25 but you don't look at him. You're looking at me and you just point at him. So it's like, all right, Noah, play it. I'm really like, okay, cue the music.
Starting point is 02:16:34 Yeah, I'm channeling my professional radio podcast host where I'm just, you know, multitasking. I'm telling people to do shit. You're like, all right, play it.
Starting point is 02:16:44 I'm like, all right, play it. I know I'll play that shit Okay So look at me You know the song Then Drake puts out a song
Starting point is 02:16:51 KMT Yeah And people say that the song Sounds similar Personally I really don't think The song sounds that similar Okay
Starting point is 02:17:00 If you listen to them Do you need me to play them for you? I don't know What either song You're talking about You don't have to put this in But I'm gonna have to play them for her Okay
Starting point is 02:17:11 Deming just got out they can I gave my bro in advance I mean, there are similarities. Yeah, I guess listening back now, there are definitely more, like the beat drop. Definitely similarities. I didn't. It's the same like, da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Yes.
Starting point is 02:17:27 Yeah. Okay, well, now listening back, I mean, a lot of rap songs have the, right. I think it's because the fact that Drake apparently had said that he liked XXX and XX heard that and then was like, oh, he just stole my song because he said liked it. Okay, so that was one thing. Then XXXX had a stream of tweets that I won't read because I'm not going to say the words in the tweets. There's just over, you know, it's right. Nothing that should be coming out of your mouth.
Starting point is 02:17:53 Yep. So there's at least five tweets and then they were all deleted. Okay. And it seemed like maybe he had been hacked. He was talking about Drake. He was talking about hotline bling, like saying just I didn't really understand it. Just saying basically Drake has fallen off and that he like needs help and whatever. Those tweets were then deleted.
Starting point is 02:18:11 Okay. then time passes whatever xxx posted an instagram story and he wrote if anyone kills me it was drake i'm snitching right now so what people think happened is when he really posted that yes he really posted that oh the the conspiracy makes a lot of sense yes so that i mean that's what the internet says that's what he posted i mean i thought it was a tweet but then when i went back and re-looked it up i saw screenshots of an Instagram story. And then people will say it's an Instagram story. And then you do end up being killed.
Starting point is 02:18:49 Yeah, well, listen, friend. Yeah. You're about to fall out of your seat. So now people think that XXX had some dirt on Drake. And then when Pusha team revealed that Drake had a son, XX was going to pile on top of that because he had more shit. And Drake put it into it, basically. Okay.
Starting point is 02:19:09 Because they think that these two guys, guys soldier kid and soldier jojo were the two guys involved in killing. Soldier kid and soldier? Yes. Are they associated with Soldier Boy? No. Oh, Oh, I don't think so.
Starting point is 02:19:24 I just said no. Is it spelled the same? I, because you know how, um, no, it's like, no, it's not. Oh, no. I was asking if it was spelled the same. Because you know, I think of like all the ones that are like YBN, blah, blah, yeah, yeah. And then they're all like a, a group.
Starting point is 02:19:39 Yeah, it's spelled the same. I could be totally wrong. And then people are like, rear your social. stupid, but just let me know if that's the case. Okay. Okay. So that people assume that that's what happened. And then X, X, X, X, X, X, X, dies, right?
Starting point is 02:19:51 He gets shot by two guys in a dark vehicle, they say. And these two guys, Soldier Kate and Soldier Jojo, both have X, X, X, X, X, in their bios. Okay. And they were both in the same area at the time in Florida. So they're believed to be the two people who shot him. then Drake comes out with the song I'm upset and the lyrics to the song are SMS triple X
Starting point is 02:20:17 that's the only time I ever shoot below the neck Why you keep on shooting if you know that nigga dead That's the only kind of shit that gets you so much smack SMS triple X that's the only time I ever shoot below the neck So we could take that in right Right SMS they think means send my shooters triple XX XX Tentocion And then the other guys have XXXX in their bio. That's the only time I ever shoot below the neck because he got shot in the torso.
Starting point is 02:20:44 So they were saying that's below the neck. But then if you really think about it, he's saying SMS like a text. Triple X like rated R. That's the only time I ever shoot below the neck, which would be a dick pick. Yeah, yeah. Yes. Correct. Then. Two very different ways to interpret those two lyrics. Yes. Then it goes on to why you keep on shooting if you know that blank dead. Okay. Because they kept, I think, X, X, X, X, X got shot multiple times. Yeah. Yeah. And then that's the only kind of shit that gets you some respect. So people think that Drake sent people to shoot X, X, X, X, X, X, X, X, X, to make an example out of him because of the lyrics of the song.
Starting point is 02:21:25 Right. When you put it like that, it sounds like, you know, a really shocking theory. I'm like, oh, my God, that sounds right. It really does. But then when you think about it, you're like, no, I mean, Drake is, you know, he's just sexting. Yeah. Yeah. and it and it is it is Drake I just don't like we've talked about this I just don't
Starting point is 02:21:49 really see him being that aggressive but really like there's been so many times there's been so many times that he's been like made fun of I guess almost in the rap world like why was it this time that he decided to go kill the person you know like there's there could have been so many other times. Right. I agree with that. I also want to play devil's asking here. Said that he knew about his kid and threatened to.
Starting point is 02:22:19 Yes. So it was like he knew about his kid or the fact that Pusha T came out with that and XXX knew more than just the kid thing. Yeah. And maybe Drake was like, I don't want him releasing this information. Somebody to kill him, which would be crazy. But I also think there's something to say about very rich and powerful people and that they could send somebody to do something without it ever. really coming back to them because they're not the ones who killed the guy. He also could have...
Starting point is 02:22:46 I'm not saying I believe this, but I think that the way this all adds up is a crazy good theory. I don't believe it, but the way the facts lay out, good job on whoever thought about all this. This is probably one of the conspiracies that has the most like evidence that you're like, hmm. You know, that makes you actually really think about it. Drake could also be rapping about him dying just because he didn't like him, you know? Like he could have just died and he could have just been, it could have been like a, he had that coming kind of thing. But that does support the idea that it could have been him behind the whole thing to begin with.
Starting point is 02:23:31 Right. The thing I'm confused about what the lyrics is when I see SMS triple X, I'm like, who would ever think SMS means send my shooters? Who's ever using? I don't know if that's a thing. SMS, I send my shooters. Well, you know, we don't know the lingo. We don't know the lingo.
Starting point is 02:23:46 But as I've researched, I don't think SMS is a thing. Although, once again, we don't know the lingo. But then when it goes on to why you keep on shooting if you know he's dead, that's the only kind of shit that gets you some respect. We're not talking about texting anymore. No, no, no. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 02:24:03 This just went to, we're talking about a dead guy now. Once we move on to the next line, that's where it's like, oh, okay. Okay. So. And, uh, And XXX and I bet you Drake knows that that lyric goes both ways, right? Like that it can be interpreted in many ways. Yeah, I was going to say, do we think Drake is that good of a lyricist? Maybe.
Starting point is 02:24:25 We know he has a ghost writer. A lot of people could have helped him on that one. Could have. I'm just bringing up the Instagram story. Because that's what freaks me out is the fact that XXX posted an Instagram story saying, if anyone tries to kill me, it was Drake. I'm snitching right now. But also, think about this.
Starting point is 02:24:45 A lot of people didn't like him. A lot of people. A lot of people, because he was a bad guy. Bad guy. Objectively bad guy. I'm not going to sit here and say he was a good guy because I don't think he was. And I know there's the fans of him say that in the months leading up to his death, he was a changed man. He was, you know, doing all this great stuff. And he says he was hacked when this stuff was posted about Drake. Okay. Very true.
Starting point is 02:25:07 It's very possible. Now, he, I'm saying he had so many people that did not like him. Now, say he had heard some things or he knew that there were rumors of people who were trying to come after him. And he was like, you know what? Fuck it. I'm just going to blame it all on Drake anyway. And he was just like, I'm going to throw this out there just so people think it's Drake.
Starting point is 02:25:33 Just so people know that this happens. So I'm just going to make people think it's Drake. Well, I mean, good job. job XXX, because this theory is Unless he was all, unless he really was hacked. Well, but if he was hacked, he just is hacked by somebody that hates Drake. Well, actually, that's not true.
Starting point is 02:25:46 Sometimes hackers love to stir the pot. Yeah, stir drama. They know that X, X, X, X, X and Drake had some drama, and they were like, okay, we're going to stir this up. Stir up. Yep. Stir it up. So I'm going to say that I don't think Drake sent people to shoot him.
Starting point is 02:26:03 Yeah. I'm with you on that. But I will say it's a really good. theory. It is interesting. If you want to believe that Drake has that power. It's a good one because it does seem like there is legit evidence. Yes.
Starting point is 02:26:18 And once again, going back to the rich and powerful part. Right. People with money, that kind of money and fame have some sort of power to do these kind of things. Right. So we just have to believe that Drake, Aubrey is the good man we think he is. Yeah. I just couldn't imagine him being like that.
Starting point is 02:26:37 But those are the ones you never expect. You never expect. Yeah. Luca Magnata. I hope some of you people will have watched the documentary on Netflix called Don't Fuck with Cats or else that joke makes no sense. Shout out body moving. You're the girl. All right.
Starting point is 02:26:56 That wraps up today's episode. We are so excited to be back. Get ready for the Bachelor recap coming on Thursday, the first one of the season. And if you made it to the end of this podcast, you would know that the tie-dye hoodies are back on sale. So go buy them. Go buy them before they sell out because they might be gone again. Who knows?
Starting point is 02:27:19 Go buy them. Love you. I don't see it all. Oh my God. Nothing new under the sun. Nobody fucking with sun. I got a couple of sons. A couple of guns.
Starting point is 02:27:39 A couple of niggas that bust up the party and fuck up the fun. She digging me and I'm cuffing a friend. She icking you are we fucking for fun. I got a suck in a thumb. That my little baby. She called me daddy like grandmama baby If this Sunday dinner my hand on the gravy I've been on the craziest wave
Starting point is 02:27:52 If I'm on the stage it is my minimum wage This ain't no kennel, but hey If niggas is without that barking we sit in the slate So in a way we the dog catches How many bullets show dog catching Sawd off raw dog fashion Hard dog fashion hard off hope dog cats Damn
Starting point is 02:28:05 I woke Potato over my gun I'm moving silence because niggas be clocking my funds When they should keep eye on their bitch Because baby girl coming with son Niggas be judging my move But please tell me what have you done My cousin at the air at the party for fun
Starting point is 02:28:29 Piss of risk get to squeezing Wish your nigga would like Liam nearsen I don't even need a reason Loyalty over trees And bitch, nigger come and see me Put some respect on my name Inside of my city I claim I try to stay in my lane
Starting point is 02:28:40 Took my advance and put a caprice on them fangs I'm baiting till the wheels fall Know some niggas probably pissed off Who would thought I made it this far Gold Mouth bitch fuck them all I just put diamonds on all of my teeth Now they probably think I ain't intelligent In the homicide unit interrogation
Starting point is 02:29:08 That's some questions you know I ain't telling shit Biches caught me a jog all-American I'm at the top of my class with my lettermen Now remember back in college Bitches knocking on my dorm door I ain't never let them in Now you know that this cap, no I hit a few Ain't no job I'm selling gas like I'm Jiffy Lou
Starting point is 02:29:20 I had a free used to butt while a boyfriend In the class I hear from the back from like 10 to 2 No back in 4 for D rap They mention me dissing back I won't mention you Watch when I come put that eye on your ass and I did They gonna want me to snitch in my interview I'm on five bitch, but I'm really cool Don't acknowledge the strips when they ridicule
Starting point is 02:29:34 They don't come out at the dark bitch I swim with the sharks you ain't got enough hard Get a bigger pull Want to fight, but he's bigger. I ain't really tripping. Reach under my shirt, grab a bigger, too. I got a glop with a dick. Let's get physical.
Starting point is 02:29:42 They're going to be holl and I ripping. They're missing you. They got me started. I might as well finish you. I'm from Charlotte. You know how these nigger do, baby.

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