Chicks in the Office - Zayn/Gigi, Austin/Vanessa + Bachelor Recap

Episode Date: January 16, 2020

CITO Merch > http://bit.ly/citomerch. Selena Gomez run-in with Hailey Bieber and Madison Beer causes internet drama after being at same restaurant (13:56-22:02). Gigi Hadid and Zayn are back (22:33-26:59). Royal family update (27:25-39:05). Austin Butler and Vanessa Hudgens split after 9 years (39:27-51:05). Logan Paul and Josie Canseco are dating (51:39-59:24). The Bachelor week 2 recap with Trent (1:02:13-1:42:50). Follow us on Instagram @chicksintheoffice and on Twitter @chicksintheoff + subscribe to our Snapchat show > http://bit.ly/thegroupchat & our YouTube > http://bit.ly/CITOYOUTUBE.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/chicks-in-the-office

Hey, Chicks in the Office listeners. You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. This is... What's up, everyone? It's Chicks in the Office with Ria and Fran, giving you that Friday energy on a Thursday. Wow, we did that at the same time. Yeah, I'm proud of us.

In sync. We are in sync. Guys, breaking news, Ria's hair is turning purple. She's just becoming one. with the Chicks in the Office podcast, just turning into like a purple, a perp. Yeah. And some people might say that I drank too many purple Monster Energy drinks. You might have not about to go into a Monster Energy.

No, we're not. But somebody said that it could be because I'm trying to become a TikTok star. My hair is turning purple. Who knows? It's just purple now, though, because I know what happened. The thing is, I tweeted out. Yeah. My hair is turning purple.

It must be my alter ego, aka superhero. And people genuinely were. like no rea it's because you're a purple shampoo guys i know but wouldn't it be cool if you're a exactly why can't i pretend why can't i make jokes yeah but yeah it's from my purple shampoo so it is very like stormesque yeah i uh i've been using this purple shampoo people want me to give them the brand but i don't know i'll whisper it Kristen ass and um it that's the purple shampoo that i've been using and i think that if you get highlights that are very light yeah like very blonde close to white.

If you use this purple shampoo... When you first got it, they were like... It was like icy. Yes. And if you do an icy highlight, if you use this purple shampoo, chances are your hair will turn purple. Now, my hairdresser recommended it to me because she said it is the best purple shampoo you will find.

I have been using purple shampoos in the past where, you know, purple shampoo for people who don't know, girls who dye their hair blonde, to keep it from turning yellow. Yes. Because it turns like a, it gets the brass out. So she said, this is the best purple shampoo. You have to use it. She was yelling at me. She's like, you're an idiot.

You have to use this purple shampoo. I buy the purple shampoo. It turns my head purple. So I'm like, it's not keeping it. Clearly you're just, maybe we're using it too much. I just, like Ellie says she only uses hers like every couple washes. I don't wash my hair every day though.

Yeah. That's another thing. I wash it like every two days or every three days. Yeah. Sometimes even more than that. Yeah, you can go a pretty long time. I can go a long time with it. So yeah, now it's just.

turning purple and I kind of like it. I like it too. I'm not going to lie. Thank you. It's really grown on me. And I forgot to tell you my friends sent me your story and they were like, wait, you didn't do this on purpose. It looks so good. Like I know, shout out. I'm blushing and I'm tearing up a little bit. If Jen listens to this podcast, she does listen most times, most days. So if she is listening, this is a test. Jen, if you see, you got to text me if you hear it. She was like, oh my God, I love it. Like it looks so good. Wow. That makes me feel so much better. That makes me feel good. It makes me feel like I want to keep it.

I think it looks cool. Thank you. I'm just, I'm hoping that it doesn't get to the point where it just looks weird. You know, like it looks cool now. I feel like, could we go down about that.

I feel like you could have it for a couple weeks and then like maybe if you stopped using the purple shampoo, it'll wash out eventually. You know? That's my goal. I think that I'm going to keep using the shampoo because I like it right now. Yeah. And then when I'm had enough with the purple,

I'll just go back to using a different purple shampoo or go to a clarifying shampoo. Maybe they'll go back to the ice here. You just have to go back to your gal and she'll fix it. The thing is I read some other people that this happened to and they were like, I couldn't, like I couldn't get to dyed back because. Back to blonde. I would not want to dye these pieces back to blonde because they are already so bleached.

Yeah. And now they're purple. If I bleached them again, I just bleach them. If I bleach them again right now, my hair's going to fall apart. Yeah. So I, you've been working so hard to get it to grow. To get it back because I went through a traumatic experience. Yeah.

with my hair. We don't have to get into it. But anyways, yeah, so now my hair is kind of purple. And I want to know your thoughts. I think like I said, I like it. I think it fits well with chicks in the office. It does. And I think the listeners will appreciate my dedication to the purple to the brand. To the brand. To the color. I am loyal to purple. It's our favorite color. It's our favorite color, Fran. It is. I did it for us. I've always wanted to dye my hair purple. Like always. And I was little, I dreamed of dyeing my hair purple. Just use my shampoo. It's as easy as that. Just wash your hair with us.

You know how when you were when you were younger and like you had it for a little bit in the pink in the back? Like when you would just get like a few like one small grouping and like the back of your head a different color. So like look cool when you had your hair up and stuff. I did do that. I always wanted to do it purple. Do it. I'm too old for it now. Why don't you just borrow my purple shampoo and see what happens?

Just see what happens. Just see what happens. Let's see if your hair is too dark. But it could give it like a dark purple tint. But I don't think I would want the dark purple. Like the light purple looks cool. Well then go get highlights. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So go turn blonde and then use shampoo. Yes, just show them my hair. It's perfect. Then we can match. Full on. All right. Oh my God. We can't have purple hair at the same time.

We can't. We can't. But I appreciate you pumping me up and making me feel like I should keep it. Because I did get some like when I faced on my mom, she was like, oh. but my dad who's very honest you know my dad that's just like it looks cool it's just a mom thing yeah exactly

sometimes when I dye my hair just like lighter and I show my mom and she's like oh my god you know you know it's just the mom reaction where they're like maybe a little bright I'm like okay well you know what I liked it until you said that right thanks mom maybe give me a compliment

on it yeah so my mom was like but my dad who you like I said you know is a very honest person He was like, I think it looks cool. Yeah. Like, all right. We're rocking it. It'll be a fun thing to have maybe for a couple months.

Yeah. For a couple months until, you know, my sister's getting married. She does not want me to have purple hair at her wedding. She'll absolutely murder you. No, she's already told me like, you're wearing your hair like this, you're doing this. Yeah. There's no way. No way.

No way. No way. Last episode, we talked about the circle. Yeah. I told you to watch it. I haven't watched it. I haven't watched it because. You, this is what happened.

You can't sigh at me. You went on and on the podcast, how I have to watch it. Four hours later, you text me like, I think I'm out in the circle. And I was like, well, I guess I'm not going to watch. Like, if you're saying it gets bad, but then now you're back in and you're going to fit. So I don't know. I don't know. Here's what happened.

I was watching the circle on my own. And on my own time, I thought, this is like an interesting show for me to watch when I'm just want to, you know, mindless TV. I'm going to throw it on. I'm enjoying it. Yeah. I was hooked. had to watch it. In the back of my mind, I did have this thought, it's kind of weird. We now have a show where we don't even interact with each other face to face. It's all computerized because this

is what the world's coming to. It's kind of whack. Like this kind of sucks. But you just have to be naive to it and say, hey, you know what? This is our world now. This is happening. We can't control that technology is taking over. We have no control over it. Whatever. Forget it. Just watch the show. So I watched it. Then I started watching with Hank. Yeah. And, And woke Hank was like, this is fucking weird. And then he started making me feel a little weird about watching it. But then when he left the room and I started watching it again, all of a sudden I was back in. So when I texted you, it was because when I was watching with Hank, he was getting to my mind a little bit.

I was like, yeah, I guess this show is kind of weird. Yeah. But then when he wasn't there, I started watching it. I'm all caught up. I finished all the episodes. There's four new ones out today. Then I'm probably going to watch. So.

Okay. I'll think about it. I'm very, I'm very into Love Island and I'm still, I'm watching Love Island, Australia, the first season, which I'm almost done with. And once I finish that, then I'll probably have, I'll have an opening. Thank you. Yeah. Thank God.

Well, I think that you should do it for our fans because our fans do enjoy the circle. Yeah. Some of them at least have DM'd me, have tweeted to us, that tricks in the office, that they like the circle. They like the circle. They want us to talk about it. So if you're not going to do it for me since I can't decide where my heart lies on it, do it for them.

It's just so much TV. There's other shows. I feel like, I don't, yeah, there's just so much that we watch. I want to say shout out Shubi for the people who do watch the circle. Okay. Shout out Shuby. Have you caught up on Love Island? No, I'm not caught up on Love Island because it's very hard to watch.

Yeah, it is hard. It's very hard to watch Love Island, UK live. It's very hard to catch up on it besides the Hulu. I've been watching on that app. Yeah, TV Moot. Yeah. For the people who want to know a free way to watch Love Island, download the TV Mucho app and you could watch up to one hour a day.

Of UK TV. Yeah, this is once again, not an ad. Because I just figured this out on. People are asking. I, like every night now, I just search it. Like I search Love Island and I can watch the latest episode. And what's good about watching it back is like there is actually a timer of like an hour. so you really only get an hour

but if you watch it like after it's live you can fast forward through the commercials and that doesn't count as watch time it's a good way to oh it's a good way to get around it cheat the system you get nervous like one hour and if you watch the commercials

you're like oh god if this goes over like two minutes I'm going to miss the end which I almost happened to me and I freaked out but if you watched after it's live you can skip through the commercials but I got to say I'm actually really enjoying British commercials. I watched British commercials are fucking funny. Aren't

they great? There's so much funnier than our commercials. I think that was the best part about watching the first episode live was seeing the commercials. Oh my god. There was a commercial for a like an apartment house like a Zillow kind of website like you know just a real estate website and shit I forget what it was called but it was just like straight up people having sex. Like you didn't see them but it was like a new couple that

was moving into like a new house and they were so excited and the narrators like they're finally alone it was like the place had all the boxes everywhere and the back wall there was just like one framed photo of the couple like that they're in this new space and behind the wall like in the bedroom was just like it was just like it was just banging straight up like literally banging the wall and then it got and then it got like towards the end of the commercial towards the end of the commercial it was like really they were pounding each other The point where, like, my boyfriend and I were watching and we were like, this could be on TV in the UK. This is awesome.

I love that. It was a phenomenal commercial. Damn. I hope I get to watch that commercial. I got to find it. I'll watch it. I'll find it on YouTube. Send it to me.

Yeah, definitely send me that. And maybe we'll tweet it out for everybody to watch. But we have a huge episode today. There was a lot going on. Of course, we have the Bachelor recap with Trent. We're going to be doing those every single Thursday. Trent will be on every single time. Hopefully.

Hopefully. Unless something occurs. Unless something comes up for him. Right. Zane and Gigi are officially back together. Logan Paul is now dating Josie Kinsego. We have major Selena Gomez, Madison Beer, Haley drama. They were all at the same restaurant at the same time and Shintwet Wild on the internet. We also have a royal family update. Megamarkle has just left Canada and the queen is not happy.

and a very, very sad moment in our lives. Vanessa Ann Hutchins, have to throw the Ann in there, and Austin Butler have broken up after nine years. So we're going to talk about it all. Let's start off with Selena, Madison, and Haley. Before we get into the first half, I have to talk to you guys about a new movie called The Gentleman that is coming out everywhere on January 24th.

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January 24th. This movie has it all. Like I said, unbelievable, all-star cast, and super hot, great action, smart writing, and it's funny as hell. It's starring Matthew McConaughey, Charlie Hunnam, Henry Golding, Michelle Dockery, Jeremy Strong, Eddie Morrison, Colin Farrell, and Hugh Grant. Guys, why wouldn't you want to watch a movie with all those people in it? Matthew McConaughey plays a Kingpin named Mickey Pearson who runs a London-based weed empire. When he tries to cash in and get out of the game, he puts in motion a series of schemes, bribery, and blackmail led by those trying to steal his domain out from under him. Guy Ritchie really returns to his gangster roots on this one, and it looks dangerously good.

If you haven't seen the trailers yet, they're hilarious and available online now. The gentleman is in theaters everywhere January 24th, so be sure to check it out. Saturday night, Selena Gomez was having her little celebration party. for her album coming out rare. Yes. At Craigs in L.A. She's been celebrating all week. Yes.

A known hot spot. She had a not that big of a dinner. It was enough to fit around like a round table. She had a little cake, a whole big thing. Turns out, Haley Bieber, Madison Beer, and their Silas,

Mave, showed up to Cragg's. Same restaurant around the same time. And they were just going to have a dinner, just, you know, catch up. And turns out. out Selena Gomez was also inside.

And this just blew up everywhere because paparazzi caught Selena Gomez leaving the restaurant. And then a little after caught Haley, Madison, and Mave leaving the restaurant. And, you know, rumors started spiraling out of control. Somebody on Twitter, they were getting a lot of likes, too. I think they were just blatantly making up what happened inside the restaurant. Like, they were like, oh, Selena was with her friends. And then Haley and Mave were snickering and talking. bad about Selena and she heard and Madison didn't say hi. And this is just all made up because

nobody in Craigs would be able to hear that. Like if, if Haley and Madison and Maeve are at a table and Selena's at a table, you're not hearing that from across the restaurant to private restaurant. Right. You know, it's a known celebrity hotspot. That kind of stuff isn't happening inside and they're not dumb enough to be talking about Selena Gomez when she's a table over. You know what I mean? So this turned into a whole big thing because people were going after Madison Beer telling her to kill herself because Madison is friends with Selena and Haley. Haley and Madison seem like they have been way closer over the years. And Selena and Madison have been together before. They've been taking pictures together.

They were friends. But I think that Haley and Madison were a lot closer because they would hang out a lot, we would see. And I think that Madison, Selena, was more of like a business. were both singers type of thing and Celine was like, oh, I'm going to look after you. So people were pissed at Madison because they were like, you didn't say hi to Selena or stuff like you purposely

showed up to Craigs with Haley. And I don't know why anybody would purposely, why would Haley want to purposely show up to a place for Selena Gomez? That is the last place Haley Beaver wants to be. By far. You do not want to show up. You don't want to be near Selena Gomez

if you're Haley Bieber. You don't even want to be thinking about her. You're not going to show up to where she's celebrating. No. It was probably a nightmare. She probably walked in and was so embarrassed. So people were attacking both of them out of control, Haley and Madison. And then Madison tweeted love waking up in the morning to being told kill myself or something like that. And then Selena had to go comment on Madison's latest picture. Yeah. The whole thing took like a very weird, weird turn. Because like I said to you before, neither one of them wants to be in that situation.

Like it's whoever showed up first, whoever showed up second, whatever is once you realize what you just walked into, you can't turn around and walk out. Like, like, you're just stuck. Like, if it, if Slina was there at first and Haley walked in, maybe Paparazzi saw her walk in. If paparazzi saw her walk out two seconds later,

and then they find out that Slina Gomez was inside. Like, it just, it blows up even more. It's a lose-lose situation. Right. I want to know who at Craigs decided not to let one or the other know. Right. There's got to be. Or like they're publicists or something. Like they got to have assistance who are on this.

Chrissy Teigen gave us an insight when she tweeted about getting reservations at restaurants. You call up. Apparently when you're a celebrity, you call up and you say, hey, I need a reservation for two for John Legend. It's Chrissy Teigen. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't think Haley and Madison Beer are calling Craig's beforehand to be like, hey, it's Haley Bieber and Madison Beer coming. or...

I'm also shocked of the power that Selena Gomez has that her people don't know the name of every single person who was going to be in that restaurant Saturday night. You know? Like I just feel like she has that kind of power. Yes. I... Now this is just crazy.

Now I'm becoming the people online that are making things up. Right. But this is what my mind thinks. Selena Gomez probably had the reservation there first for thinking about this clearly because she was celebrating an album release with a cake and everything. That had to be planned for a little bit.

Why did the people there not be like Selena Gomez is going to be here? Yeah. People were not thinking. I just, so it looks bad on Haley and Madison even though it shouldn't look bad because this was just an unfortunate situation that they walked into. Selena Gomez commented on... Let me tell you, Madison Beer normally gets like

like thousands of comments on a on an Instagram post like there I looked at her last few like it's not nothing crazy in that range of of um you know could be anywhere from a thousand to 600 to 4,000 to 5,000 like nothing really past 10,000 like there are there's a lot let's say like I mean yeah even then there's still really not like a crazy. amount. Now, on her last Instagram post, there are over 17,000 comments because the Selena fans, after they saw this and Selena and Madison, you know, are supposed to be friends. They flooded Madison's comments with, like, the vomit emoji, the snake emoji, like, tons of the snake emoji rats, like calling her like the meanest names. Now, if you look, people are like, we love you,

Madison because Selena commented on the post. Yeah. So Madison wrote, these rumors are getting insane. I just had dinner with my friend Haley of 10 years and that's it. How is that a crime? I love Selena always have. As you all know. And I would literally never in a million years try to upset her. This is just mean and unnecessary and nothing happened. It was just a coincidence. You're bullying me for no reason. So what she's saying is they walked in. Yeah. It's obviously a coincidence. People are saying that Madison brought Haley there to ruin Selena's night. What in what world would Haley be be like, yeah, let's go ruin her night. That's exactly what I want to do. It's crazy. So then

Selena Gomez gets involved and she said, this is disgusting reading all this. This wasn't intentional whatsoever. I'm so disappointed that people would speak to someone like this. I've known Madison since she was a baby and watched her continue to become the woman she is. There is no issue. Yeah. I mean, that makes me think that when Selena's fans go absolutely, you know, ruthless mode that she does see a lot. of it and she is going to stick up for Madison. They are friends and it's like once again, especially with Selena and Haley, it just comes down to the crazy, the crazy stands. Selena fans, there are a group of Selena fans that would love nothing more than to see

Justin Haley absolutely suffer in every aspect of their lives. Like just cannot bear to imagine that they could be happy and Selena could be happy at the same time. And it's insane that they just went off on Madison, who can totally have a friendship with both of them and just kind of not be involved in all their business. But absolutely insane. Like I said, just so unfortunate that they ended up in the same place. Just very unfortunate timing.

It's the only way to put it. Exactly. There's really no. really no other way to describe it. It's a cringe. You're just like, ooh, that happened. Right. It was super tough.

There's nothing I could do about this now. Yeah, exactly. Gigi, she was all over the place this weekend. She's been in New York, you know, jury duty Monday. Saturday night she was out celebrating her mom, Yolanda's birthday, and also celebrating Zane's birthday with Zane, Zane Malick, back in the outside world, seeing him on the streets of New York, feel like we haven't seen him in quite some time.

I have no idea where this came from. I had a feeling that Gigi- He was back. Yes, that they would get back together eventually if Zane was doing okay, which we had no idea if he was or not. Yes. We had no idea if he was or not because we haven't seen Zane since he was last seen with Gigi Adid.

I have no idea where he lives. I don't know where he stays. He gets he hides out in his apartment in New York City. I don't know. He's definitely not in New York when he's not with Gigi. Like he's got to be somewhere else. Maybe with this in England or somewhere. Who knows?

But it seems like they are officially back together because they were not only seen that night, they were out that night. They were seen out the night after. And I think that once Gigi goes in public with somebody, it's fine to keep going in public with that. Like she already broke the ice. She went in public with scene. Now it's going to keep happening.

I guess they're going to be back together. We don't know if the rumor is. about Zane being a drug addict hermit are true? We don't. That's the best way to describe it. Put that so delicately. But yes, those are the rumors. Those are the rumors.

I mean, we have to be straight up here. Those are the rumors about him. And we don't know if they're true because you don't really know if anything's ever true. Most of them are blinds too. So who knows if this is a good situation for Gigi, but he looks healthy. He looks happy. They look good together. We're walking arm and arm, linked arms.

There hasn't really been like, any a PDA moment. So, you know, they could definitely play this off as, oh, you know, we're friends. No, no, no. They definitely can't play it off as that at this point. No, no, no. They could try. You know what I'm saying?

Like, like, they could try. But I don't think they will try that. People probably wouldn't believe them, but. I don't think they're going to try that. I think that they're just like, yeah, we're dating because I don't think they would go in public if they didn't want people to know that they were back together. I think they're smarter than that. But who knows?

They're back together. who knows if they'll break up again probably we'll see that and like a few months from now or maybe they'll stick it out yeah i think zane and yolanda are very close and they have been stayed very close and when they were dating were very close um you know yolanda has her farm in pennsylvania that i'm pretty sure zayn you know goes and stays sometimes well when they were together he would go and stay there very you know secluded private not going to be bothered by anybody just what he likes Exactly. So, yeah, I guess I don't, I don't know. I, I'm so not surprised that they would be back together. I feel like they have been on and off so many times. But I just, I don't know if he's the right person. Like, they're starting to get like Justin Slina vibes for me, where they have just been on and off for so long that clearly it's just destined for failure. Like there's some toxic behavior going on.

Yes. Yes. Well, let's hope not. Let's hope that things are good for them. Sorry, Tyler. Yeah. I mean, at this point, Tyler can say that he's Eskimo brothers with Zane. That's pretty cool.

He could have said that anyway because they dated before he dated that that Gigi and Tyler dated. But actually, you know, now that I think about it, Tyler has. some really good ones. Eskimo brothers, Zane, Joe Jonas, Cody Simpson. Joe Jonas is a good one. Cody Simpson and then it goes to Miley. Joe Jonas that goes to Sophie Turner.

Yeah, the connections. They're endless. They really are. But, you know, I feel like those two have been on the friend's status for like a few months now. I don't really, we don't really know what happened with them. We never asked.

We just, we assume just kind of. fizzled out. They were never in the same place. And who knows, Zane could have been pushing his way back in that whole time. Yeah, maybe Gigi was just trying to use Tyler as a distraction, but Zane was knocking on the door. It's a good distraction. And we'll never be royal. Before we get into our royal family update, so much going on. Guys, if you are online shopping, you need to be using Honey.

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family. Although we would have preferred them to remain full-time working members of the royal family, we respect and understand their wish to live a more independent life as a family while remaining a valued part of my family. She said Harry and Megan have made clear that they do not want to be reliant on public funds and their new lives. It has therefore been agreed that there will be a period of transition in which the Sussexes will spend time in Canada and the UK. These are complex matters for my family to resolve and there is some more work to be done, but I've asked for final decisions to be reached in the coming days.

So it is official. Megan went back to Canada already, which was a big topic of conversation because they had like this big meeting. The queen had gathered everybody together. Will and Harry and who knows who else was there. Oh my God, I would die to be in this room. And all the headlines were like big

you know big meeting. Megan to call in. She's already in Canada. She didn't even, she didn't call in. She's just, she's like, I think she's just out. She's like, I'm done. She's like, Harry, you handle your family. I'm going to Canada. I'm doing voiceovers for Disney and peace out, bitches.

I respect the hell out of Megan Markle for not putting up with this bullshit. Like she's like, fuck the royal family. Fuck their rules. I'm out. And you know what? That takes a lot. I understand it's kind of disrespectful because this is the royal family.

You are supposed to abide by the rules. It's a goddamn queen of England. Right. She's the queen. You married into it. You knew what you were getting married into. But if you don't like it and you want out, who else is going to stand up to the queen and say, hey, I'm out.

I respect Megan Markle for having the balls to do that. Yeah. I would be terrified to be like, no, I'm not going to listen to the queen. Wouldn't you? Would you be like, I'm going to listen to the queen? I would definitely listen to the queen. I mean, I listen to people with far less authority who tell me what to do than the queen. And I'm afraid to fight back.

I have gone in a million different directions with this. Like sometimes I'm like, this is great. This is the right thing for their. family. I'm happy for them. They clearly didn't want to be a part of this. And then it's just like my love for the just royal family in a whole and like what they are and what they have stood for. And there is definitely like a level of disrespect. Like you said, I feel like you marry into the royal family. You kind of have to know what you're you're signing up for. I don't think anybody knew that it was going to be as bad as it was and how bad people tore her apart and the tabloids and everything.

So that makes a lot of sense. But I just, like we had talked about, it just crumbles the royal family a little bit. It just makes them seem a little less powerful than they really are. Right. Megan now becomes like a homewucker. Yeah, she's just and, you know, Mary could not be talking to. to his family, you know, it is his grandmother.

Like I, there is like the real family aspect to it. It's like, you know, she is the queen, but like, it is also your grandmother who's 93 who you're like,

I'm getting the fuck out of here. Yeah. And she's, you know, she's on her last leg. It's 93. And I know, so you might as well just,

just, why don't you just wait? Stick it out until she, how many more years is she got? I feel like everyone's been waiting forever. Like, she's never going to die. I mean, she's going to have to die. Everybody dies. She will die eventually. Everyone dies.

I think people, yes, I've been thinking that once you get past 80, it's like, everyone's like, oh, who knows what could happen? What if it's 10 years? You want to wait 10 years? You don't know. You don't know, but when you're 93, 93 is pretty fucking old. And she could be the one to make it. 100% could live to 103 and still be the queen. I would think eventually, I, it, The whole thing is ruthless, right? Because I would think at this point, 93, she would maybe be like, you know what?

Maybe it's time for me to pass it down to trials. He's been waiting for a long-ass time. Like, he's not going to get to be king for that long, but she's holding on for dear life. And she is not let go of that role. Right. And if she still feels like she can do it, then, you know, who's to tell her that she can't?

But that's why it's just like the, the grandson grandmother aspect of it. I'm like, wow, it's just... Right. Would I disrespect my grandma like that? No. I wouldn't. Like, what kind of conversations are they going to have now?

Obviously, they're going to be spending, you know, they're saying splitting time in Canada. Megan might never go back to the UK ever again. Megan might never see these people ever again. She might just stay in Canada forever. You know, a video went viral over the weekend of Harry talking to Bob Iger and being like, you know she does voiceover work.

And it was just like an amazing plan from like it. These two are just like Bonnie and Clyde. They're just breaking all the rules. They're just they're escaping. They're runaways. They're working each other. He's like and you know, boom, what do we see? Megan signs a voiceover deal for Disney.

She's not taking any money. The money that she would be getting. is going to charity to help the elephants, elephants without borders, I believe. That's nice. But where are they making money then from? Because they cut themselves off from the queen. Where is the money coming from? I'm sure they have money saved. And also, I thought that this video clip was funny because you can blatantly hear. Oh, yeah. Ask him like, oh, you know, Megan does voiceovers? Yeah. I think it's funny because I really respect Harry going out of his way to do this for Megan. but I also think it's funny because it makes it look like Prince Harry's got to step in for Megan.

Right. It's silly. Prince Harry is working at doing double time, husband and agent. Right. So, you know, but this is the thing. Like they claim the number that the royal family is reported to have is $88 billion. Oh. And that Megan and Harry currently get 95% of their income from Charles, which is a reported royal stipend of

6.5 million. So an insider had told us it's a question of whether Charles would decide to keep paying them or not. But that would be weird because they have actually that's not true. They said they don't want the public funding. A lot of their money, I guess,

comes from the family. But then I'm like, but where does Charles? Like Charles gets his money. So they have this fortune already. Well, if Charles is mad that the queen just hasn't passed down the throne yet, maybe he's like, fuck it. I'll keep paying.

I don't care of that much. I'll pay them. Yeah. Who knows. But, you know, Us wrote that she wants to do documentaries focusing on her charities. That, you know, and I think we had said this before that we could see her doing, like, producing and directing things. And they wrote The Insider says Megan Hope is hoping to land some producing and directing gigs. Oh, we were spot on.

So like we said, maybe documentaries focusing on her charity. They said Megan's determined to break free from Royal Life and Harry's standing by her all the way. They're both ready for a new start. So there you have it. I mean, well, the money situation is what is a very interesting part of this. I've seen a bunch of articles that are like, you know, the UK police and security is just already know how much, saying that it's already insanely costly for them to be paying for the same kind of protection. in Canada. It's like a whole different security detail. It's of, you know, actual at like the

national level. So I don't, we'll see. It's, it is continuing. New things come out every day ongoing. But Megan has already high-tailed it back to Canada. That's where Archie is. So she's in Canada. And I don't think she's ever going back. I don't think she'll ever see them again. Like, she's going to show up at maybe like very, very important events. Very important. I, she clearly wants out. I saw some rumors of her maybe getting, like, her own talk show. No.

You never know. There's no way. You never know. We'll just end up that, no. She could be like Oprah. Oh, my gosh. The royal family, they're shivering right now. Yeah.

The whole thing has just been so, so crazy. So see what happens. Moving on and getting over. I'm not the same it seems to me. Because you've been gone. I'm growing older. But I said. Sad news, Vanessa Hutchins and Austin Butler have broken up after almost nine years together.

they've been together since 2011 or yeah 2011 I think and it's just A goddamn travesty. It's just super, super sad. They, yeah, September 2011 was when they first sparked romance rumors so you know they almost

they almost hit nine years. It was a little over eight but it is really sad. It's a long, long time and we said it a few weeks ago. came back from our winter break that, you know, we were going through what all the couples were doing over, over break and New Year's. And we were like, Vanessa Hutchins had a full-blown New Year's solo, like princess. She looked beautiful, stunning, but no Austin Butler to be found. And that was a big red

flag. That was the first sign for us. Although it was kind of weird, we both had this psychic moment where we both realized we were nervous about Austin Butler and Vanessa Hutchins breaking up. Yeah. We said it on our own. On our own. Like, we were both in. individually nervous. Right. And then we brought it to our podcast attention. Yeah. And then all of a sudden it came true. And I don't know if we spoke it into existence. I don't know what we did. We just, we just picked up what they were putting down. Exactly. We just picked up and what they were putting down. And I think a lot of people did because they were, not that they were, not that they were like very PDA and social media, you know, they posted a lot of each other. But you could count on him showing up on her page like every so often.

in a story and something. And it had been pretty radio silent from her for like months. He has not posted in a while. So it just seemed like it seemed like something was definitely off that they've been spending time apart. She's been filming the Princess Switch 2, which I did not know that they were making a Princess Switch 2 seems unnecessary. It does seem kind of unnecessary. But so here's, I have a few questions for you. Uh-huh.

Number one, this is somebody something somebody DM does. They said, do you think there's a possibility that Vanessa Hutchins was getting close to Charles Melton? Because Charles Melton and Cammy Mendez broke up around the same time that Vanessa and Charles were filming together. And they were like, oh, and they're in the new, uh, what movie are they in? Is it the Princess Switch? No, no, it's definitely not the Princess Switch. They were in, no, it's an action movie that I just watched a trailer for. Hold on, I'm getting the...

And now I'm forgetting what it is. Tick, boom? No. Alexander Ludwig's in it also. Bad boys, bad boys. They're in the new bad boys movie. What you're going to do? I knew.

I knew it because the trailer played before I saw Knives out. And I was like, oh, Vanessa Hutchins is in this movie. Okay, got it, got it. Yeah. So they're both in the, they were both in the bad boys movie. Right. So you don't think that has anything. I don't really, I don't really think so. What I think is, and you brought this to our attention. Austin Butler, he's playing Elvis.

Yeah. Big role for him. We could be going full method here. He could be going full method acting. He wants no distractions, not even his girlfriend of nine years. Yeah. Which is fucked. This is now just, we're just making assumptions.

They could have equally been like, hey, this is not working out anymore. We're both in different places of our lives. Which is now brings me to the question, what do you do when you've been dating somebody for nine plus years? years and you decide enough is enough you have to be really unhappy to do that yeah that's what we were talking about this morning and that's what makes it so sad right like they have been so dedicated to each other for so long that you have to imagine these conversations or breakup conversations have been going on for months like they've clearly like you don't just you don't just end an eight year relationship like one night and you're like you know what we should probably break up

and then it just be over. Like, it's a whole, it's a process. You probably try to talk yourself out of it a bunch. You've been in it for so long. It's like, can't we make this work? There's definitely a buildup because you don't just throw nine years away when it's just a little fight. Right. Has to be this is 100% not working any longer.

And you know that like it's just never going to work and, or you know what, or maybe not. Like this could be, this could be like, a break situation, like we said, they haven't really been together, like in the same place at the same time. And they, it could, it could maybe, because they have not said anything. This has been mostly speculation. Like, you know, there is an exact, it's not a cold, hard fact. Like, they haven't said anything.

But it was us weekly who first had posted it with a source saying, Vanessa and Austin are officially broken up. and Vanessa has been telling those close to her about their breakup. So nothing officially from them, but it makes me think that maybe it could be kind of like a break. Although if she is telling people that it was a breakup, maybe not. But right. Like there could be potential in the future if one day they find each other again.

Maybe her and Zach Ephraim will find each other again. Who knows? One big movie role for this guy, huh? Yeah. I mean, hopefully he nails it. I'm kind of excited to see him, obviously. Yeah, I mean, I love Elvis. He gets the role of Elvis in a Bazelerman movie and him and his girlfriend breakup of after eight

years. Come on. Fuck you, Austin Butler. No, I'm kidding. Because, because. Who knows? We don't know. Vanessa Hutchins could have broke up with him or it could have been mutual.

Who knows? And I like Austin Butler. Just could have broken up with him because he started to think that he's actually Elvis. True. True. No, but you are right there. I did love him as Sebastian in the Carrie Diaries. Yeah, yeah.

It's a special place in my heart. It is very hard. when people ask like, oh, what? Like, my roommate asked me like, oh, what's that guy in? And I'm like, honestly, just like a bunch of stuff. Like, there's, there isn't really one big standout role for Austin Butler. Once in a time. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He was, but not a major role. And I'm like, Sharpay's fabulous adventure. Like, how do we describe them? I don't. The Carrie Diaries. Yeah, the Carrie Diaries, I guess is technically like the biggest thing maybe. You know I auditioned for the Carrie Diaries as the sister? I think you have said that, yeah.

The reckless sister. Oh, man. That would have been a good part for you. Thank you. You're welcome. Oh, he did a few episodes of Arrow. You can't say that to somebody. Oh, he did a few episodes of Arrow.

I know, they'd be like, what even is, what's that? What's Arrow? Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, him getting a spot in that movie was probably. the biggest. And him playing Tex was huge. Because he could have played the guy who gets beat up and nobody really gives a shit about him. He played a decent role. He got a scene with Brad Pitt. He was on Broadway before that movie I think. He did a couple of...

And you know, because I just remember him as like, oh, like, I remember him just popping up on every single Nickelodeon and Disney show I watched when I was younger. Like, I'm looking at his IMDB and he has been on Hannah Montana, Ned's Declassified, I Carly, Zoe 101, Wizards of Waverly Place, Jonas, like, those are all of them. That's why we know who Austin Butler is. And that's why people older than us have no idea who Austin Butler is. But he holds a special place in our hearts.

I like Austin Butler. He definitely does. And I thought, you know, he and Vanessa Hutchins were super cute. We had talked in detail about that profile that. when Vanessa, right, there was like that whole profile of Vanessa like last summer where she just like talked about her relationship with Austin. It was so sweet and we were so happy for them. How does things go wrong? Just the year. Where did it go wrong? Tell us. Tell us. I don't know. I don't know. But she was out on the on a red carpet this week. Like she posted on her Instagram like

a selfie. So seems like maybe she's okay. Yeah, I mean she's Vanessa Hutchin. She's a hot single girl. She's going to have fun. Yeah. And you know, it sucks because when Elvis comes out and Austin Butler is this huge star. Right. And Vanessa Hutchins is doing Princess Switch 2. We got problems. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to dis Vanessa Hutchins because I love her. No, I mean, it's very fair. But you got to throw those in. Yeah. Well, because sometimes there are such random things like props to her for having a spot like a role in the new Bad Boys movie. That's great. But then, yeah, you're like a Princess Switch too. And he's playing. I'm sure Netflix. I'm sure Netflix. gives her a nice paycheck.

Right. And we're just not putting enough emphasis on the fact he's playing Elvis. No, I mean, his bellboard, his face is going to be everywhere. Yeah, I mean, we had Bohemia Rhapsody. Yeah. We had Rocket Man. Right, right. This Elvis movie is going to be fucking huge.

Stop it. If he gets nominated for awards. Yeah, it could be. It could be. If it's a flop, I'm done with Austin. I don't think it matters. They broke up because of a flop. No.

Fuck him. Yeah. We've said that before. Too many times. Too many times. Too many times. Cut those out, Noah, because we don't mean those. Vanessa. If he's ever on the show, I'm going to play those sound like that. See, we just fucked up because what if we want them on the show? I didn't say it.

I did. Cut those out. Noah. I did not. What I was going to say? Oh. Now, yes. This, because of this, it has sparked literally everybody to say like, you know, Zach

Gaffron's single and now Vanessa Hutchins is single. But I think that that would absolutely never happen. Yeah, I don't think it would happen either. That's just a fun thing to throw out there just to reminisce. Exactly. They're so much older now and in different places. It worked when they were younger, but definitely doesn't work. It would be weird.

It'd be like, you want to get back with your high school boyfriend. It would also be like kind of sad. Not sad. This sounds mean, but like, not that they still are both insane. mainly hot people, you know, but like seeing them in pictures together, I think I would just be like, this is weird. Yeah, I think that they have grown up. Right.

You can't go back in time. Like, I just have Troy and Gabriela in my head, like, their cute young selves where I almost think it would be weird. What are we kidding? If they got together, I would be ecstatic. I would be so happy. I would not think it's weird. But from a real standpoint, I absolutely don't think it would end.

ever happen in a billion years. I think they're both way past that. I think it's the whole Justin Salina thing. Like Justin is past Selena. Yeah. But yet everyone is still stuck on Justin and Selena. It's just a nostalgic thing. But they're not going to get together. It's just when you're like when you're when you're when you're in that kind of iconic teenage couple. I just can't let go. Yeah. Well, we'll see who they end up with. Yeah. You know, you just got to go your own way. Got to go. My own. My friend. Nailed it. Fucking beautiful. Thank you.

I want to shake your hand. I'm shaking your hand right now. Kissing strangers. Big news. Yeah. Logan Paul has a new girlfriend. New lady. And she goes by the name of Josie Kinseko.

Yeah. Our girl Josie, who was recently dating Brody Jenner. Uh-huh. They split up. She then moved on to Logan Paul, I guess. I mean, I have no choice but to support. Yeah, yeah. I have no choice but to support.

I have no choice but to support. Um, if this was anyone else. if this was not Josie Canseco and Logan Paul started dating someone and I was like, I'd be like, why is that girl dating Logan Paul? Right. But I like Josie. Yeah. And Josie likes me. We do like Josie.

So I'm not going to disrespect her relationship with Logan Paul. Yeah. Now, you and Josie are, I would say, much closer than myself and Josie. So let your feelings fly, friend. So you know what? This is weird. I'll just I'll just come out and say it Going from Brody Jenner to Logan Paul

Is Sad It's a downgrade Yeah it's a downgrade But we talked about this on the group chat And if we're talking strictly I guess we have to use the word I hate this word clout

But we have to use it It's the word to use nowadays By the way I love that Drake said in his His new song Bitch this is fame not clout I don't even know what that's about Fuck yeah Drake You're fucking famous

You don't have clout You're famous Anyways, clout, so to speak. Logan Paul is the guy to go to. He's got millions of subscribers on YouTube, millions of followers everywhere. He is hot in the streets for a few years now, but I mean, he's still kind of like in his prime. He's not getting older. He could still do YouTube and his podcast is taking off.

Whatever. He has all this clout. Brody Jenner doesn't really have that clout anymore. Right. I mean, I would say blow, you. If we can borrow that from Drake, like Brody Jenner is famous. Yes. Ooh.

Ooh. I like how you switch that on me. Brody Jenner has real. Like, legit fame. I think so. Noah's shaking his head. He used to have legit fame, I would say. Is reality TV legit fame?

The Hills was legit fame when it was on. That was just straight up legit fame. They were famous. Because there was no social media. There was no way to be anything but. real famous. And it's like part of being one of like the OG reality television shows that really exploded. There wasn't many on when there were other shows on. But this one was real world and like stuff like that. But the hills open the door for so many different reality shows. Right. And now I'm

not saying that Josie is just dating people for like fame or cloud or whatever. But I was just comparing the two because we said that Logan is a downgrade from Brody. But I feel like, people our age would be like, what do you mean? He's a downgrade from Brody. I'm talking strictly looks wise. Brody Jenner. Yeah. Sexy.

Logan Paul. Has still got it. Not sexy. Sorry. Someone had to say it. But hold me back because once again, I respect their relationship. And if she likes Logan Paul, then she likes Logan Paul. Maybe he's not as bad as we have made Logan Paul out to me.

You're making a face right now. Yeah, you know. I'm just trying to be respectful. I'm just not convinced. You know? Yeah, you're not. You like your feelings out, Fran. And, and, no, I like Josie a lot too.

And I think that she, I mean, she is stunning. And, like, the thing is, the two of them together, like, the sky is the limit, right? Like, YouTube, whatever, you could have, like, a tan and shake situation going on. If she wants to maybe, like, grow her brand in that, in that world. or she truly likes Logan Paul as a person, which could happen. That sentence was tough to come out of your mouth. It didn't feel good. I will say, though, the guys in this office that have met Logan Paul.

Yeah. Liked Logan. They liked him. We have yet to interact with him, really. Because we don't want to. Yeah, we don't want to. We don't really want to interact with him. He's done some questionable things.

He has done some questionable things, which is why we're kind of like, eh, we're not really in on Logan Paul. But like you said, this is great. Yeah. The sky is the limit for them. Right. And people could just defend him and say, like, no, he really is like a great person in real life.

Like, well, I don't, I just am not a fan of like fake and shit for, for, to, you know, to grow, I guess, you know. Like the. But he doesn't. necessarily fake stuff like Jake Paul does. Not as much. I don't remember the last time Logan Paul got into a relationship. I've never heard of him dating somebody, which that could just be us not following the YouTube world.

I think let's see if we, Logan Paul's girlfriends, Alyssa Violet. Well, no. They list. No, no, no. See, that's all rumors. Elisa Violet dated Jake Paul. I assume that Alyssa Violet also fucked. Oh, he dated Chloe Bennett.

remember for a while. And everyone was like, why is Chloe Bennett dating? Logan Paul. It was kind of like the same thing. You know? Yeah. She was in the TV show, Agent of Shield. Oh, wait.

Karina Kompf, too. I like Corinna. I like Corinna a lot. I don't think that relationship was the thing because she has a new boyfriend now. Yeah. I think that they probably just maybe went on a date or something. Yeah. Yeah.

So it's not like he has a whole list. No, he's definitely not. Shantelle Jeffries. I don't think he fakes shit as much as much as Jake does, but he's obviously said. He's a YouTuber. He's just said and done things that I don't like. Right. And I agree with that.

He definitely has said and done things that I don't like either. I think that Josie can, she's obviously beautiful. I think she can date whoever she wants, but I guess her choice is Logan Ball. For now. But they also don't live in the same state. Like, it just doesn't make sense to me, you know? She doesn't live in L.A. No, she lives in New York.

She spends a lot of time in L.A., but she lives in New York. Yeah. And Logan Paul's there. He's got his whole crew. I will say, I had a feeling that she was dating his friend Mike because she kept posting pictures and videos with him. I was like, huh? The lead up to the reveal. Yeah, I was like, huh?

She's dating him. And then it turns out, it's obviously Logan Paul. Yeah, exactly. The TMZ article made me laugh. They were like, they're at the Rose Bowl flea market. Apparently, that's a big thing. Yeah, like if you go there, you're dating. If you're holding hands with somebody at the Rose Bowl flea market, you are 100% a couple.

So that's the way it made it sound. We are not fully well versed in the Rose Bowl flea markets. We've never dated in L.A., so we've never had somebody take us to the Rose Bowl flea market. It sounds like a dream. It does. It does. I'm not going to make it there. I'm not going to make it there.

So that's where she is now. And we'll see. You might just have to like text her. Send her a quick text to be like blink twice if you're being held. By Logan Paul. Or just like, are you okay? Blink twice. What's going on?

Text me back if you are safe. Text me back if you really like Logan Paul. Because if you really like him, then fine. Yeah, yeah. We just want to know. Do you guys have a bunch of stuff lying around the house that you just don't use? Don't even answer that question, because I know the answer. You do.

You sure do. Everybody has stuff around the house that they don't use. I do. I do. For sure. Definitely do. A shit ton of stuff. But I never know what to do with it.

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Yes. Let's get into it. Okay. Same night as the National Championship. Did everybody get through it? Did we make it? I yelled at one guy on Twitter, but that was it. I also blocked one guy.

One guy, he was just annoying the shit. It was a bot. It wasn't a real person. And he was just replying to me, you, Kelly Kieg's, Trent, like, all of us. Yeah. Just like the same tweet a thousand times. And I was just like, oh, I'm not dealing with this. I've gotten to the point now where I've been doing it for so many years that I can't tell

if people are being sarcastic or not when they say, hey, why aren't you watching the football game? So in my brain, I'm just, I look at the, them all almost sarcastically. Right. I think there are definitely a lot of sarcastic ones because we now have publicly talked about it so much, but there are definitely people that are still dead serious. But we all made it. We all have multiple TVs.

Multiple screens. Let's flex for a second. Yeah. We got multiple TVs. I got two TVs. We're watching it all. But are we? No, because I put it on there.

I put on the National Championship. I put on The Bachelor. And the National Championship is a placeholder. Like, it's just so I can tweet I have the game on. But I don't look. I don't know what happened in that game last night. I barely glanced over. The first half wasn't even over by the time that the Bachelor ended.

Right. Like, we really didn't miss that much. I could say I watched the full second half of the national championship because the Bachelor took up the whole first half. But it was on the screen, whatever. But we got through it. Good job to us. I want to start off by saying last recap, I had mentioned that Dylan had unfollow Hannabee.

And I also said Tyler unfollow Hannabee, but he did not unfollow Hannaby. And people were DMing me like, oh my God, he started following her again. and that I don't know It just slipped out I just want to clarify I didn't mean to say Tyler I just paired Dylan and Tyler I didn't need to do that

He is still following how to be He never unfollowed her This just want to clear that For a brief second I want to give a shout out to Tyler's mom Is so funny on social media And she replies some of my Instagram stories

Sometimes Yeah And when I posted about high school musical The series Like she she responded It was like That's the best Just ask Tyler

It's like Oh my God. I'm like, now I'm like, oh, God, that's what I need to know that Tyler was definitely obsessed with high school musical. Okay. Let's let's talk about last night's, let's talk about the episode. Great, great episode. We picked up where we left off, right?

Hannah, Peter, they're having this very serious conversation. The cinematography just fantastic. Opened up with just like the dark stage and the windmill was slowly turning. Yep. And then, you know, it also looked like they were being filmed through like the crack of a door, which was such a ridiculous thing because they don't need to be doing that. But just for dramatic effect, it was like there was like a little peephole that they were spying on them. It was almost like Blair Witch-esque. Like it's like it's shaking.

It's going less than right. But it's like this is the show. Right. Like you could just walk in there and they're going to be like, we're still going to do this. There are such clear shots that is that it, you know that there are other cameramen. But like the main shot was through like through the door. But it was, you know, very emotional. Peter was not going down easy.

They had like a long conversation. I thought his most meaningful line was he said, you're the one who said no to me. I never said no to you. Boom. Yeah. I mean, I think that we kind of knew where this was going, although we didn't because you never know with The Bachelor.

Yeah. But I think we had a feeling that because he signed a contract, he can't just pick up and go with Hannah. That's the reason. She's like, I just want to go catch a flight. He, like, he, like, laughed. Like, yet, I can't do that. Yeah.

Yeah, no way. We have 19 girls standing out there. They will, oh, my God, imagine, imagine the Bachelor people really let Peter just leave with Hannah. Oh, my God. The chaos. I mean, they probably would have to, they would have to, they would have to find a new bachelor.

Just keep the girls, we get a new bachelor. Yeah, just change them out. Yep. Yeah, it's, so I think last week on the podcast, I think for at least, two minutes, I was convinced that Hannah was sticking around. I just bought all the way in because I thought, hey, dancing with the stars is in L.A., so is the mansion. Maybe they can make it work.

As soon as last night's episode started, I was like, this has to end within the next 10 minutes, or I'm going to be really bummed out. Trent nailed it. You tweeted that this Hannah stuff can only go till 806 and no, it cannot go farther than that. Hannah was out the door at 807. So it's great. That one felt pretty good. Yeah.

It was spot on. And they gave us just the right amount of time for Pete to be like, you know what, I can't do this. Hand of left. Wash your hands. It's over. But those two definitely have some sexual chemistry. I mean, she said, can I give you a hug and proceeded to just jump into his lap?

Yeah. That's not a hug. Like, she's just jumped in his lap. He's got sparkles all over him from the dress. He's like, I guess this is the hug now. Yep. I don't even want to say this, but I have to. I feel like they're a cute couple.

They are a cute couple. They could totally work. I feel like they definitely made out and they didn't put it on. No, I think they would have put it on. I don't know. I don't know. The buildup was too dramatic for them not to have kissed at some point. There had to have been a kiss.

Right before he says, at this night. Yeah, right before he looks down and he says, I can't. At some point, they locked the lips. I'm almost positive. She kissed him on the forehead. He's rubbing her back. Oh, my God. He was playing with her hair.

They were like this. They were an inch of part of each other just staring at each other while he played with her hair. She was on his lap. There's no way you don't have someone on your lap or you hop on someone's lap. You might have been feeling a little something. There's just a little, you know, a little expansion, a little something. There's no way they didn't kiss. And it was smart of them to cut it out because then it makes it seem like if they had kissed,

which I think they did. Right. They are very much not over each other. Right. Like I think I think you do that to save face for Peter so that Peter doesn't look awful kissing Hannah and then going back to all these girls. You know, I was screaming go around five on my TV. I just wanted them to fucking go at each other.

Imagine how, I mean, you can't do that on the show, but they just started fucking taking each other's clothes off. And then the cameramen are actually running out of the room. Go, go, go. Get out, get out, get out. Like a SWAT team, but leaving the building. Except for the one guy that's still filming between the crack of the door. They're rallying all the girls.

Get out, get out, get out. That one camera guy's like, I'm staying. I'm sticking around. So, guys, is Hannah, Hannah left. I'm fucking sweating right now. It got hot in here fast. Hannah left. Who knows she'll be back?

Who knows what's going to happen this season? If you had to bet right now, would you bet that Hannah comes back at some point during the end of the season? No. No. Yes. Okay. Okay. Let's lock it in.

Let's shake hands. Lock it in. I'm going to shake your hand. Okay. Okay. That's a train person. Shake her. Perfect.

Okay. Okay. So, okay. She's gone for now. Peter goes back to all the women. kind of has to apologize to everybody. He cancels the sex story date, which was probably the right move.

Just this shame. All those girls waiting around with their sex stories. All those girls write in their weird stories in their notebooks. Writing Shakespearean, like weird stories. I was disappointed in that. I was hoping they were going to continue the date. It makes sense not to, but I would have liked to hear a couple of those stories. You had a tweet that made me die.

You were saying about how they're burning those notebooks. Oh, my God. If I had to write down my weirdest sexual experience, and then they were like, oh, we're not going to use these, I would find the nearest lighter or source of fire. Because you just, like, put it in writing. Yeah. It's permanent now.

Like, it's like out in the universe on a piece of paper. One thing to have it up in your head, but to have physical evidence of something really strange that happened to you, get it out of you. It's true. Why did they write it down? They don't need to write it down. Just retell it from your memory. You know, maybe they just had to prepare.

But, okay, so he cancels the rest of the date. He says, we'll meet up later. One more thing. Yes. I almost feel like this thing. was never going to happen. Were we really going to have all the girls stand up and tell their weirdest sex stories?

I kind of think we were, yeah. Damn, it's a damn shame. We're not. I know. I feel there's been dates like that before where it's like share your most embarrassing story. Maybe not of a sexual nature, but I think... I think they thought like, oh, this will be funny.

Everybody talks about Peter having sex because he's the windmill guy, so let's like, let's just make fun of it and everybody talk about sex. Yeah, it was just a little too braggy on how to his part. All right, moving on. Okay. they go to the night portion. The date has been canceled.

So they're, you know, oh, first of all, Natasha does not hold back. This girl was pissed. She was like, right? She was like, hey, man, like, this also sucks for us. Like, I don't think you're really thinking about us. She was very upset.

Yeah, everybody else was kind of like, yeah. Yeah. And Natasha was like, fuck that. Hold up. She's like, every time I've seen Peter, I've seen Hannah. Like the first night, Hannah. First group date I've been on, Hannah.

It's a fair point. Yeah. It definitely is. So, he goes, he talks to multiple women. He talked to Alexa first. She talked about feeling awkward. Then, you know, Natasha comes in and she just, she just wants, she wants answers. She said that Peter needs to, like, figure everything out with himself, but not at the expense of all the girls.

I think he kind of like, she kind of gave Pete, like, the metaphorical slap in the face that he needed a little bit to, like, be like, okay, shit, I'm the bachelor. or I can't be, like, freaking out about Hannah B. And as we said, he's like, you're so direct. I love that about you. So then, you know, I'm trying to think of it. Okay, Sydney. Direct is also, when he's like, your direct, he's also like a little scared. Oh, 100%.

He's like, all right, I didn't know I was going to be dealing with this. 100%. He talked to Sydney. After that, she said she left a lot to be there, her family. She had to remind Peter that she was from Alabama. He was like, um, can you? remind me where home is again? Like he just abs.

Didn't this happen week one? Sometimes you don't see the cracks of like the bachelor of the bachelorette not knowing who people are. But for some reason, Pete, it's like just a little bit more transparent. Like, because he actually has to ask these questions because he truly forgets who some of these girls are. I don't blame him though. You can't blame him for forgetting some of these girls.

There's 20 girls there. How is he supposed to remember each and every one of them individually when he's known them for like two days. I know and she's and she like, and he remembers like when she said, oh, you know, Alabama. He was like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You said you're not the typical Southern girl. Like he remembers. It starts to come back to you. That actually, that sort of makes me feel like he was more moving, not moving on to Hannah B, but like sort of thinking more about her than the actual girls in the house. That is, it's very true. But Sydney, they got, they got pretty emotional. She said she was really ready to be vulnerable, wants him to know that there's so many great

women there, they make out, of course. I think he's, I think he likes Sydney. Well, Sydney's a dark horse in this race. I tweeted that too. I feel like people are sleeping on Sydney. I do also want to say that I think we have a horny bachelor. Oh, 100%. Oh, 100% horny.

It became clear and clear in this episode as he was making out with as many, which I'm fine with. I'm more than happy with that. But it's very clear that he's there for it. He does not hesitate to like prop a woman up. No, he's put pool tables, bar counters, like any elevated surface that he can lift a woman on to make out with her. Get ready.

You know what? Peter must have loved middle school or high school. Just the point where you're making out with everybody. The thing is though he loves sex as well, but just the point where you're like, you know, about to have sex, but you don't. And it's not even foreplay, actually. It's just making out with your clothes on. I want to be intensely.

When else are you going to get an opportunity like this to make out with 30 women where it's like, yeah, go ahead. Just go ahead. I hope Pete has had mono before in his life. Yeah. I think about that all the time with this show though, because nobody ever really like gets sick. I mean, obviously everybody's so tested that

the SDD testing that everybody has to go through, you know, can't be given anybody anything. So it makes sense. But what about sick as in like the flu? I feel like people have definitely gotten sick before. But not nothing crazy. It feel like people get like a cold. Yeah, nothing.

There have been girls that have lost their voice because they've been sick. Maybe they're, and who knows who's to say they're not hung over. Yeah, yeah. But no real illness I haven't seen. After Sydney, he has some time with McKenna. She says, you know, that he owes her a dance. They were supposed to dance. The fascination on this show with dancing without music playing is the weirdest, one of the weirdest parts.

Like, they're always like, let's dance. I'm like, there's no music. Pete even said it. She was like. Who dances in real life with no. music. She was like, let's do a teach me how to line dance. Maria just raised her hand.

She's like, teach me how to line dance. He's like, but like with a boy on a date. Oh, no. Yes. No, no. In your room, sure, sure. What about like if me and Hank start dancing with no music playing? Like, like, slow dancing?

Or just like actual like you act like you're in a club, but you're not. It would just be kind of weird. Like slow dancing. I think that's nice. I think a little slow dancing is kind of nice. Like with no music. I feel like we've done that plenty of time. In public places?

No, not in public places. In the comfort of our own. Okay, okay. But... Maybe in private. Now it's weird. Maybe in private. Now everybody thinks me and Hank

just dance with no music. Pete even said when she asked, you should teach me out of line dance. He's like, well, we don't have any music. Yeah. And then he proceeded to dance in another way to no music. His signature moves. It's a strange place to draw the line.

Like, well, I can't line dance because there's no music. But I'll do these weird. I'll do these wedding. Moonwalk thing. He's like, yeah, wedding reception dance moves. Well, he's better. He has a moonwalk and he did it twice on the show. He's better than Blake.

He's a better dancer than Blake. Pretty low bar. Yeah. I got to see more moves from Pete, I think, with music playing. He did, he did. He did moonwalk at the fashion show. Yeah, no, it seems like it's his move. He called it the air walk.

Yeah. He's like Seth Rogan in knocked up when he's throwing the dice too much. He just does the moonwalk too much. Yeah, he did it twice. But at first I was like, oh, no, cringe. But then Peter, like, Peter is. just a smooth operator. He really is. He swung McKenna

around. She ended up like directly in his arms in the perfect place for him to kiss her again. Then they made out like he put her on the table. They found a table, threw her up on there. I don't think we need to be. Yeah, but of course the move worked. They all want to make out with Peter

no matter what any move Peter puts out there is going to work. Peter could just wave to me if I'm on the show and I would make out of him. I'd be like, okay. But the way he spun her, she ended up in the like exact perfect position, you know? Yeah, like he's done it before. He knows what he's doing.

Silky cat. McKenna would be my dark horse. I don't know, maybe she's too high up there to be a dark horse, but she would be one of my favorites to take the whole thing. I think they have good chemistry. I mean, you did mention now that he just kind of throws everybody up on an elevated surface, so that's less special. Loves elevated surface.

I think, I think McKenna and Pete, I think they have a good thing going on. They do seem like they have pretty good chemistry. She felt super confident. That's got to be one of the worst. worst feelings on this show. Like you get, you get like a great makeout. You're on a table. Your legs are wrapped around him.

Are you right? Yeah. I have this intense pain in my head. Oh my gosh. It's so intense. I thought you were like, I said McKenna and it started to happen. And I was like, she hates McKenna. She just absolutely despises her. I've been trying to say I like McKenna this whole time, but I had this pain in my head. You good?

Yeah, I'm good. Kind of. I think that McKenna is. is kind of the blonde version of Hannah-Anne, but slightly, like, I just kind of think they have the same personality without all the evilness from McKenna. McKenna, she's very confident. Yeah, she is, but she definitely seems like a little bit more pure, I guess, pure of heart.

I was going to say, pure of heart. Yeah, a little more normal. Definitely more normal. No, but I was saying, like, she was so confident. By the way, she does a lot of TikToks. Oh, McKenna does. She's a big TikTok dancer. Good for her.

Good for her. She, but I'm saying like, she was so confident. And then like when you don't get the group date rose after a huge makeout, that's got to suck. That was tough. Yeah.

If you, if you would just like watch their one-on-one interaction with the dancing and the table, you would think she's definitely getting it. And then Sidney gets it right out, right out from under her. Exactly. Sydney got the group date rose. I feel like, like I said,

Dark Horse, feel like she could go far here. And then we, went right like the structure of the show was a little weird just because of the way it left off last week it was like in the middle of a group date so it's technically like the end of the first week or whatever you want to call it so there's the the second rose ceremony Kelly Madison and Sydney already have roses so they're kind of just chilling and he's cocktail hour he brings Lexi out first they have

their moment. He acts like he forgot about the red corvette and then pulls out like the toy car, which, you know, a producer definitely just said, hey, give the red head this red car. When he was quote unquote, like, forgetting that how he met Lexi, I was like, we might have to take this guy to hospital and like put him through a cat scan because. I was like mid-tweet, like how could he forget this? And then, and then he played it off like he was kidding. Yes. Do you think he actually forgot it? Or do you think he was genuinely kidding? I don't think he forgot. You don't forget the red corvette.

Well, and he had the car on him. So he had to know, right? Yes. He had to know. Like, it was in his pocket, a producer. You definitely had to, like, the producer definitely had to say, go take this little red corvette to the girl who came in the red corvette. Yes.

And I think maybe he, like, had realized that he kept forgetting people. Yeah. And he's like, let's make a joke of it. Yeah. Yes. And I saw some tweets being like, oh, Pete forgot who it was until he remembered why he had the little red car in his pocket. Do you really think the producers would give him the red car in his pocket? No.

without explaining. Yes, this was the girl who came in on the car. Like, come on. Like, what a mind game by, like, a producer to just hand him this red car and be like, go do what you want. Or go do what you must with this. And he's like, okay. Or they, like, slipped it in his pocket without him knowing.

And then behind the camera, they were like, check your pocket. And it's like, oh, Red Corvette Lexi. That's you. That would have been. That would be good. But, you know, another person that he seems like he has a connection with. They also make out, I mean, he really just has. has made out with everybody.

This is when I was like, he really loves making out. I knew he loved making out before. When he started making out Lexi, I'm like, he's just looking for the next girl to make out with. He doesn't care about the conversation. He just wants to make out. We're to the point now where makeouts are just, now they're just even ground. Like, if you make out with him, that's not a point in your favor or against you.

That's just what is. I think if you get put on an elevated surface, that is when you're talking about you are in good graces with people. That's what I think. I'm trying to think, like, Kelly. McKenna, Hannah B, they've all been lifted on elevated surfaces. We have to wait and see, I don't know who else is going to get that special treatment. Keep an eye out for that.

Keep an eye out for the girls that he's lifting up in the air. I mean, it's something to look out for. It definitely is. It's a tell. All right. Champagne gate. Yes, time. Yeah.

Okay. Drum roll, please. Not you. I was maybe looking at the two people sit next to me. I didn't move my hands at all. I didn't even. I thought maybe the sound effect was going to happen. Well, yeah, I didn't have that ready.

They're not, yeah. We don't use drum roll often as a sound effect. Restart, restart. All right. Champagne gate. Drum roll, please. Thank you. Thank you very much.

Thank you. This was one of the best. Oh, my. That is. Not good. Not good for the microphone. Nobody liked that at all. Nobody, they didn't like it in the control room.

You guys knew it. They all flew back. Everyone listening hated that. That's okay. My headphones were up way too loud for that. What was I going to say? Champagne Gate. Oh, Champagne.

Yeah, I lost my terrain of thought. This was one of the best moments that this show has had in a while. Chris Harrison teased that Champaign Gate was going to be absolutely epic. And it really lived up to it. Start from the beginning. Kelsey or Iowa girl. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. You started off. you're from Iowa. She saved a birthday bottle of champagne. She's had it for over a year. She's been sitting on her counter. She was saving it for a special occasion. She wanted to open it night one,

but she didn't have a chance. She was going to do it before the rose ceremony. If I had to say something about Kelsey in regards to Champaign Gate and Iowa ride or die forever, but I think she dilly-dallied a little too much in between setting out the champagne and lighting the candles and then she tried to go track down Pete. He was with McKenna.

Kelsey then gets into an entire fight with McKenna in the living room. They hash that whole thing out. Pete sneaks away or Hannah grabs Pete and then Hannah obviously eventually ends up popping the champagne. I don't want to blame Kelsey because I feel bad for her. She saved that for a year. She had been setting this whole situation up with Pete. It was going to be very cute and very romantic. But I think you got to, if you have something like that, you really got to go for it.

And she just kind of let it sit for too long. and she sort of invited the possibility that somebody was going to pop champagne that's sitting around the Bachelor Mansion. Right. Kelsey is doing too much talking for my liking. Not enough playing the game. Yeah. A lot of chit-chatting going on when,

okay, you have the champagne set up, you have this whole thing set up, go get Pete. Right. Stop talking everybody. Stop telling everybody about your plan. I think that's what happened when you get nervous about something

and you go and you ask everyone, oh, do you think I should do this? Do you think I should do this? Do you think I should just do it? Just do it. But she's, you know what, guys, I think also editing really fucked her on this too because there were moments where, like, she set up the champagne, right? Like, we saw that clip. The way that it went is like, we saw that first.

And then there was like her talking with Kira and Alea and DeAndre and Tammy like out on the little couches. And it went back and forth so much. Like we saw that scene. then she was inside talking about it and then when she, like the way they cut it was she had poured the, she left the bottle outside and when she came back in, McKenna was running away with Pete

and she was like, oh, well, now I'm fucked. So she had to wait for McKenna to come back. But then after her fight with McKenna, they went back to her talking on the couches with the girls outside. So it was like the same conversation, but they made it, you know, like it seemed like it happened at two different,

two different times, when really it was probably just one big conversation either probably before she even set up the champagne but it made it seem like she had set up the champagne and was sitting out there and then but then she would they were in that same spot they were in that same spot when she heard the champagne pop even if that's okay but you know what I'm saying like

yeah it seemed like it was very jumpy obviously was cut to to be the most dramatic but regardless the fight with McKenna happens between putting out the champagne and and uh in between finally having hearing the bottle pop so i'm thinking just like she's so excited about this you can't be getting in an argument with mckenna about something that seemed very trivial like mcana just grabbed p like all the other girls do right i get that she had already gotten time with him before but like you can't be having this full blown fight with somebody when you're thinking i mean she's not thinking that somebody's going to pop her bottle of champagne

And made it seem like all the girls knew about the champagne. So how dare anybody ask Pete to go talk when everybody knows that Kelsey was waiting to bring the champagne? She seemed more into getting heaped with praise from the other girls about the champagne situation than wanting to actually show Pete the champagne. All the girls are like, this is such a cute idea. I think this is great. And she was like, I know I've been saving it. And all this time, it's like it's eating up time where she could be grabbing Pete and going to pop the champagne with him. Do we know why McKenna had whipped cream and syrup?

That is another big question. So we all, we completely. You just looked at me like, you have no idea what I'm talking about. I remembered it when you said it and I don't have any idea why she did. They just completely didn't address it because it was in the middle of Champaign Gate, I guess. So they just let it go. But they did not show any part of McKenna and Pete like really outside talking. But when McKenna came back in, she had.

had whipped cream and maple syrup in her hand and her chest was like glowing so I'm like so like connect the dots who knows what was going on like was she pouring maple syrup on herself and Pete was linging it off of her I don't know. Horny bachelor how did they not show that though like that did happen that's making the cut it must have got X rated if they were like we got to cut this but we still have to put in the part of her walking in with maple syrup and whipped cream I guess because you see whipped cream and it's automatically, I feel like sexual. Well, that's the bachelor.

She could have been pouring whipped cream and maple syrup in his mouth at the same time, and that should still be on the show. Can I just say when I was younger? Not when I was way younger, but before you really know what sex is, you have like this weird. You just thought whipped cream had to be involved. Not that I thought it had to be involved. It had to serve no other purpose. I knew exactly where she was going with this.

Not, no. I just thought that it was way. sexier than it actually is. Like, when you do get to the point where you do use whipped cream, you realize it's a mess. It's a fucking mess. Everything is a disaster. There's nothing clean about it. Now, imagine throwing maple syrup in the mix.

The guy doesn't even like it that much. You know what I thought? She is Canadian. So like maple syrup, like maybe she pulled some Canada maple syrup joke and was like, in Canada, we pour maple syrup and whipped cream in our mouth at the same time. Maybe. Who knows? It's a Canadian special.

You know what I'm saying, though, right? Like, nobody likes the whipped cream as much as they're pretending to like the whipped cream. Or the way that, like, movies make it seem. Yeah. It's like, let's spice it up. And then it's like, well, now we just got to deal with this mess. If there's a blowjob happening and I put whipped cream, I don't even think anybody likes that that much. Or if I have whipped cream on myself, like, who wants to be spending all the time,

licking through the whipped creams to get to the actual parts. And every, you're making a lot of good points. I'm just saying it's more of a mess than anything else. Yes, it definitely is. Okay, so she starts fighting with McKenna. There's like yelling at each other. Basically, you know, she's like telling, she's telling McKenna like, that's bullshit. Like, I didn't get my, like, you know I was going to get my time.

She called McKenna a snake and sneaky. Snakes are her least favorite animal. She looked like, I don't know if she was wasted or what. Like I felt like she maybe drank too much champagne before the actual champagne. She was supposed to drink with Pete. Because every confessional she had, she kind of looked a little bit like a little bit like a mess. In all of this, Madison got like two seconds with him where he gave her a framed photo of Madison and his entire family. And that's like Madison is just skating through this show.

Like, no problem. Like, she's got to be like, this shit is easy. That's the leader in the clubhouse. Madison, by far. When he broke out that picture, it was like. A framed photo of the whole family? I was genuinely disturbed. Great tweet by Noah, by the way.

Yeah. He tweeted what Madison commented on her own picture as a tweet. Beautiful and real. Something like that. I didn't even tell you Noah. Tyler texted us and was like, Fran, when you like the chicks in the office tweets, like, are you liking your own tweets? I'm like, no, it's Noah. There's Noah.

There's no. There's no great tweets. Yeah, I was disappointed that he didn't know that also. I was confused to him before, like, in a sarcastic way. But maybe he just assumed during the Bachelor, like it would have been us. I don't know. Yeah, I was also confused by that as well because in my head I was like, but wait. There was maybe just a sliver of hope that it was that he could just make fun of me for it. So he went for it. Right. Well, yeah. Okay. Anyways, what were we talking about?

Okay. Madison, she got the frame photo. By far, she's cruising. She's on cruise control. I was disturbed by that. It is. But what I, what I love. Nobody else is getting these dates or these gifts. Anything even close to it. He's forgetting half these girls' names. Ames and their story. And then Madison is, she's part of the family now. She has a framed picture with his family. I don't even have a framed picture with Hank's family.

I don't even know if I've ever even taken a picture with them. I don't know. I would love to see their bedroom. Like, I would love it if Madison put that photo like up next to her bunk bed in front of like all the other girls. All the girls would just have to stare at. It's going to end up smash one morning.

I don't know. And the whole family. Oh my God. We need smash picture gate. Yeah. Okay. So then this was the moment. It was like you saw it unraveling on TV and you were just on the edge of your seat.

Hannah Ann sits down with Peter. She, they shake the bottle of it. It was a bottle of dumb. So that was my first, like, my first thought was like, okay, Hannah Ann, you thought the Bafra producers just left you a bottle of Dom? Like that's what we're working with. Yeah. When you know that it's, you know, there's got to be a billion bottles of champagne on hand

at all times around that place and it's definitely not dumb. they pop the bottle Kelsey hears it from the side and I just Kelsey Kelsey coming over like crying and just going excuse me

and then seeing them and then just running away crying it was just unbelievable It was beautiful. Yeah it's not funny because Well It's hilarious I was going to say

Like Kelsey's crying You feel bad for it But it's like I did feel bad for her But Me too Boy did they say set her up. The situation where they're just sitting in the living room and you hear the pop go off,

it's just, that's magic. That's just magic. And that's why you watch the show. That's why you watch it over the national championship. Nothing that happened in the national championship was more interesting than Kelsey's bottle popping off with Hannah Ann and Peter. There's just, there's something about that that is just perfection. Yeah, it was so good. And Peter obviously had to comfort Kelsey because she's, you know, crying about the champagne. And this, in this moment I thought to myself, if he is having to comfort you this early on, like the way he is, like with his arms around you, like, it's okay.

And she's like, it's not okay. She's crying. You're not making it. You're just not making it far. He's already having to comfort you in a group of all these girls. I hate seeing you like this. Like, this is the only way he's ever seen her. Like, he doesn't know her at all.

I actually just hate you. This is it. Like they've never really talked other than this moment. But I mean, this is how I imagine this went down. And I think you guys probably agree with me. Like the producer, whatever producer is working with Hannah Ann goes up to Han and say, what do you want to do, special tonight for Pete? Like we got champagne.

We got this. She's like, oh, like champagne would be great. She goes, okay, we're going to set up a champagne section for you when you're ready, grab him, take him to the champagne. They did that, but in a totally different spot. And so like maybe they just push her in the direction of the fireplace. Like, oh, that way. And so she thinks it's for her.

It's totally not. And chaos is too. The second bottle of champagne is very important because you have to have plausible deniability. All parties involved have to have it. Like if there was, if it was only a one bottle of champagne that was Kelsey's, then Kelsey's point of being like, you don't just see a bottle of champagne and pop it. That's crazy. Hannah Ann is like, there were two bottles.

Right. So she can say, oh, I was just told that there was a bottle of champagne and we were going to pop it. And then there is clearly a second bottle and that's the one. It's like, oh, I was supposed to go over to that one. So Hannah has plausible deniability. But they 100 percent just, you know, hurtled, hurted, or

shuttled them into that direction and we're like, do this bottle. And that's just perfect. Yes. And then finally, Pete and Kelsey get to talking and he's like, all right, let's finally have the champagne. Let's pop this bottle. They open a shitty bottle for Saco, not her dom.

Not her dom. Not her dom. That was gone. And this thing just pops off right in her face, right after she says, I'm not a classy bitch all the time. And just boom. explosion to the face, perfect. It's like a movie.

I cannot believe something like that. Lined up so perfectly. You can't, you cannot plan. The producers must have been crying because you can't, like, you can't script that. Like, the producers must have just been like, I can't believe we just got that shot. Yeah.

At some point, like, we know, we always talk about how, like, they probably manipulate some things and they set situations up like the Hannah-Anne-popping Kelsey's champagne bottle. But then there's just some things where they got to look at each other, the producers and just like, we got something going on here. And this is meant to be on TV

and this is meant to be happening because that moment was, you couldn't, you can't script something like that. No, you really can. It was perfect. I had a tweet that I thought was really good

that nobody really picked up on and it kind of hurt me. And I thought that you would have appreciated it, Trent. What was the tweet? I just tweeted a birdman gift from Pop Bottles and I don't think the Bachelor fans picked up on it. I didn't get it.

I didn't get it either. You don't get it? I get it. I get it. it. Everyone's like, I get it. It's just not that funny. You guys, you guys stink. You stink. See, here's what I thought. I thought you were. I was like referencing Hannah-Anne. He's rubbing his hands together, right? Like Birdman does. I didn't realize it was from the Pop and Pop bottles video. That makes more sense. But there is the better giff of Birdman where it's slow motion. He's rubbing. He's

rubbing. I think that would have been better. Mine was from Pop bottles, though. That's the thing. I get that now. Okay. Yeah. Okay. We have a feud brewing. Kelsey and Hannah-Anne are really just going to continue to hate each other. They're fighting. Kelsey's calling her a fake bitch. Hannah's like, I acknowledge your feelings. I respect your opinion. We're moving forward.

Hannah Ann has the best evil smirk I've ever seen where she just is like, hmm, hmm. Like I can't like, it's such a phenomenal condescending smirk that she has clearly perfected through the years. I acknowledge your feelings, by the way, is a way of saying like, I hear what you're saying, but I don't care. I just don't. She said it five times. She said it so many times.

So, you know, they hate each other. The Rose ceremony, of course, Kelsey gets the last rose, which means that Courtney, Lauren, and Peyton all went home. Which I was actually pretty sad about Lauren. I thought Lauren would have been, I liked Lauren a lot. We didn't really get to see a lot of her. But, I mean, she wore that jumps suit night one and I liked her instantly. As soon as Courtney said, don't we all want to be Mrs. Weber? I said, this chick has to go.

You got to go. It was tough. We're still at the point in Rose ceremonies early on where I'm not too emotionally. attached to any of these people. So these none of them, like if Kelsey had gone home, she wasn't going to, but if she had, that would have been crazy. These other, these other girls, I didn't really have any sort of connection with. I also wouldn't have even cared if Kelsey went home. I have to be honest. Like, I think I would have been like, okay, she had her moment and now she's gone. She's too much of a mess. They need her right now for, for drama. Her and Hannah Ann is, is heating up.

Yeah, exactly. Okay. The next group date is a revolve fashion show date, which is just very, very very spot on. Like, Smart of The Bachelor. They know that all their contestants just go become Revolve influencers after the show. So why not give them all a jump start? It's Carson Cressley,

Janice Dickinson, and the chief brand officer of Revolve. They get to pick clothes in the Revolve store, model them in the fashion show, and then the winner gets everything in the Revolve closet, which I'm not going to lie, is a phenomenal prize. Like Rea and I both tweeted,

like, we would actually really love this prize. The girls were far more excited about that than, anything. It really, it really. They freaked out. They saw Revolve and they just all like drop dead. Because think about it. They all. That's the dream. Right. They're all fighting for Pete,

but who's, you know, one person's going to get Pete. First place is Pete. Second place is Revolveld. $20,000 with a close. They're fighting for Instagram followers. They'll tell you they're there for Pete, but they're fighting for Instagram followers. Right. Like that, exactly. That second place is that influencer status. So, you know,

they get to this fashion show. Victoria F is really struggling. She's crying. before it even starts. Janice Dickinson, straight up, like, seemed like she hated being there, hated all the girls, like, was really just criticizing everyone. My mom texted me that she thought Caitlin Jenner was on the episode, unfortunate for, tough, for Janice. I'm not going to touch that one.

Yep. Me either. That's why I said, my mom said it. So then the runway went very well. All the girls, like, looked great. Han came out in a wedding dress, which had everybody freaking. out. The Victoria is going on and on about her confidence and how she doesn't have any confidence.

It's hard for her. But she comes out in a trench coat and lingerie, kisses Peter. She looks super hot. Yeah. It's seen like a girl who has a lot of confidence. It's tough because, like, people, I think, like Victoria who don't really know that she has, like, a horrible reputation. And we've talked about it very briefly.

It's very hard. Like, if you want to avoid spoilers, which is what we try to do. If you Google it, it's really hard to navigate, like, good luck. I haven't really looked at it. I've only heard it from, like, you or Kelly Kiggs who have told me. But she is rumored to have, like, ruin multiple marriages. Her friend's marriages, like, she's sleeping with her friend's husbands. It's just bad news bears with Victoria F.

We're hearing a lot of bad stuff about Victoria. A lot of bad stuff. It's kind of never ends, actually. And it feels like it does kind of coincide with her behavior. She kind of has mistress behavior. Like she needs all the attention. Mistress behavior. Oh, that should be a movie.

That should be a movie. That's pretty good. It's just like a lot. It's just like a lot of her like not getting enough attention and crying about it and feeling like if she's not winning, then she's crying. Like as soon as she thought she was winning, she was like, hell yeah, I'm fucking hot. Like watch me win this thing. And then when she lost, she was crying again. So I heard about these things from you guys this morning a little bit because I hadn't heard of any of it.

but it does paint last night's her performance in a way different light. Like if you're just watching it without knowing those things, you're like, oh, man, I want her to have more confidence. And you feel bad. You're like, oh, this situation's hard. And then when she's winning, she's like, oh, I have confidence. You're like, that's great. But then you learn these things. And it's sort of like, well, now I'm not rooting for this person whatsoever.

Yeah, it's tough. We'll see how it plays out. But Hannah Ann and Victoria got to compete in the final walk. Hannah Ann absolutely stomped all over her, just dominated. It wasn't even close. She won the revolved prize. Yeah, like her turns on the runway were just unbelievable. So once again, Victoria F, she's crying again.

It's very bad. But in the night portion, she gets to talk to Pete. Pete reassures her, like, that everything's going to be okay. She ends up getting the group date rose. And the episode ended with Kelsey and Hannah Ann going at it again because Hannah Ann snitched and said that Kelsey was a bully. And they got into a bully off. Now we're in a bully off.

I'm tired. of the bullying talk on this show. On The Bachelorette, when the guys do something wrong, they just call each other a dick, and that's it. There's no bullying going on. You guys are just catty. They just don't like each other, and you don't like each other. And there's 20 girls in the house competing for one guy.

Of course you're not going to get along with every single girl. It doesn't mean it's bullying. The bullying is they're trying to get a little bit of sympathy from Pete and be like, will you talk to this girl? Yeah, they just, like you said, Fran. They just don't like each other. Like that's what Kelsey said. Like, sorry, she said to Pete, like, sorry, we just straight up don't like each other.

And that's fine. That's okay. That's it. But they're going to bump heads sometimes and whatever. Exactly. And that's where we ended. So that's a wrap. Can't wait for next week.

It's going to be a great season. Cannot wait. All right. That wraps up today's episode of Chicks in the Office. We hope you have a fantastic weekend. And we'll talk to you guys on Monday. How many special people change? How many lives are living strange?

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