Chilluminati Podcast - Episode 130 - Minisode Compilation 16 (This is a big boi)
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Hello, my little chilluminats, and welcome.
Oh, baby. I think this is Minnesota 49. I'm almost positive it's 49.
Alex, what are you doing right now? What is happening?
Amiens. You know, sometimes you got to spook it out a little bit.
I missed what happened. I was just doing a little...
I was just being, yeah, I was just being like, you know...
Hey, he's bringing what these people pay for.
Is that his tool, boy?
Got Fossiani difference.
At Fossiani difference.
Oh, my God.
The seal of quality.
Anyway, oh, I just got a tweet from somebody who says,
hey, chilluminati pod, they're here. It's about UFOs.
So let me read this. But before you do, Alex, I'm going to hand it off to you,
the baton. I'm throwing it over to you.
I got it. Oh, it's got heft.
Thank you. Good for you.
Okay. So check it out.
He threw that really far, all the way from Houston.
I know, dude.
So check this out. So I was on...
You know how you get those alerts from Reddit, the app?
If you have the app on your phone, that's like if something is getting a lot of attention online
or something like that, you like, it's like, yo, go check this out on Reddit.
If you have that alert on your phone.
So I was sitting, I was hanging out with my dad who's like a big UFO guy.
He's really into this like June 1st news.
He's been following that and he's like ready for disclosure and all this stuff, right?
So I like brought it up in the room and it kind of freaked us out a little bit.
So somebody posted this in chilluminati. It was TJTK
for 1197 who is the user who posted this in our Reddit, but it's a cross post from
a seven year old post on the r slash UFOs.
So I'm going to...
Yes, this post is bizarre.
Yeah. So I'm going to read this post for you guys and then we can talk about it afterwards because it's,
you know, UFOs are on everybody's mind.
So that's what we got to...
That's what we got to keep consider here.
So I'm going to read this to you guys and we can talk about it.
Throwaway account because I'm afraid.
Shout outs to this guy because also the throwaway account is called throwawaylion, which is amazing.
I was first abducted in 1987.
I was 12 years old. I say abducted, but it's not like that.
Actually, you go willingly.
It's scary, but it's exciting too.
And they are somehow able to make you feel okay about things.
It's not until later that you feel bad or like you've been violated
and they don't do a lot of probing like raping or anything like that.
That's Hollywood nonsense.
They look inside people sometimes, but they have machines that do it.
Not really machines, but it's like a room where things get done and the walls are...
It's hard to explain.
So just imagine that all the walls are kind of like x-ray machines.
That's the easiest way to describe it.
Sometimes there would be others there and they would be looking into them
or they'd put them under and cut them open, but not usually.
They took tissue samples from all of us, I think, and they never put you under
or give you any anesthetic or anything.
They just poke you with like those things.
They take samples of the ocean floor like that, but really small.
They pull out chunks of you.
It's usually done on the butt or on the lower back.
Mostly they talk to...
Mostly they talk with me just questions and they'd show me things
like television shows and things and they'd ask me questions about them.
I think the walls measure our reaction to things too.
Same as the same as they take x-rays.
I don't know that, but it's the feeling that I got.
They never let you ask questions about what they're doing.
Even once I got friendly with a few of them,
they just do not like it when you ask them questions.
They hate it.
You can't understand their language.
It just sounds like...
I'm going to time you out right after that.
That it falls in line with Betty and Barney Hill's description
of what the grays sound like when they talk.
I just want to point that out.
Yeah.
It just sounds like...
I'm positive that we'll never be able to communicate with them in their language.
I should mention that these are the grays that you hear about,
except they aren't gray.
They're sort of beige and it's clothes anyway.
They aren't naked.
I don't know if there are others.
People say there are, but I've only ever met these.
Anyway, you cannot understand them, but they can understand you.
And they can put thoughts into your head, but they can't hear your thoughts.
You have to speak to them.
They cannot hear very well or else they are not good at understanding English.
So you have to speak loudly and slowly.
I don't know if they understand other languages,
but I'm pretty sure they would.
They're interested in all of us and everything that goes on.
They like a lot of things about our culture too.
They like some of our music.
Bluegrass is their favorite so far I've seen.
They like it a lot.
They love that African instrument that looks like a gourd with 13 strings.
Love it.
But they cannot stand horns or horn music.
So they hate classical music and jazz.
I think Trumpets sort of sound like their language.
It's a feeling that I get, but I've never been able to ask them.
They've taken me up just about every two years.
I'd say since 1987, just about.
Sometimes it's more often and I didn't go up at all between 1995 and 2000.
They usually keep me for what feels like a day,
but it turns out to be about four hours usually.
The longest I stayed with them was three weeks.
During that time, they made me make phone calls and keep up appearances.
They aren't really bad.
Well, I was going to say people, but they're not really bad people or whatever.
The two that I got sort of close with told me to call them Jack and Gina.
I don't know if they're male or female or even if they have different sexes,
but I know that those aren't their real names.
Those are just names that they told me.
They will make contact with Earth on a wide scale in 2021.
That's the year when they'll land here or colonize or whatever.
I'm not exactly sure what their plan is.
They don't seem to be evil or dangerous.
Their planet is, so they told me anyway, a very long way away.
They couldn't explain to me how far they said because it was too far for me to understand
and it was also close to the side.
I have no idea what that meant, but it's always stuck with me.
Home is too far away for you to understand, but also close to the side.
We don't have anything that they want.
So they told me, so I don't really know why they come here
or why they've taken so many of us up or why they've gotten to be friends with me.
They do not have any religion and they don't need oxygen or water or trees or anything.
I don't think they don't eat people.
I don't think they want to breed with us or genetically engineer us.
I don't know what they want, but they've been coming here for, I guess,
at least 10 or 20,000 years.
I'm not very good about history and upper Paleolithic and all that,
but they've got video of all sorts of stuff.
And they showed me video of Neanderthals and Cro Magnan,
which really were just like us humans, except they had black.
They had all, they all had black skin, way less diversity,
and all sorts of other human like things, uses or whatever.
And they showed me video of the pyramids being built in this huge stone building
that I guess is lost somewhere or is destroyed.
But it was in Europe, I could tell from the video.
They have video of them talking with all sorts of people throughout the history of Earth.
They showed me some of them and asked me questions about them,
but I couldn't understand any of it because I only speak English
and even English from 200 or 300 years ago is so different that I could hardly understand it.
So I told them that they probably know more about it all than I did.
I was up three weeks ago.
And again, this was from seven years ago.
That was the last time.
I'm pretty sure that I'll go up again in a couple of years,
but I'm not sure after that.
The whole program or whatever they call it is going to change in July 2021.
I think they said, I think they said eighth,
but it also could have been 18th.
I wasn't hearing very well.
They weren't trying to intimidate me or even to warn me.
So I don't think we have anything to worry about.
I hope they don't show the videos they took of me
when they first started taking me up because I was so scared and young
and they are embarrassing.
Edit.
I changed an accidentally racist bit in there that someone pointed out,
changed. They were all black to had all black skin, way less diversity.
Edit. No more questions.
They are not happy with me.
Sorry.
And that, yeah, that read a post is bizarre.
It was posted like Alex said, seven years ago.
And yeah, well, 2021 July is around the corner
and we're about to have a big UFO report
supposed to hit in like two weeks.
All I'm saying is July night is Black Widow.
I feel like they're landing.
They love Scar Joe.
Huge Scar Joe fans.
They're they're they're coming down.
They're going to be like, take us to your theater, right?
If they're here to watch Black Widow and they just like, we're like, we love end game.
Oh, they're like those aliens from Galaxy Quest that are like, we love the Avengers.
Yeah.
I read it when he said on your left.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
I read that like, I don't remember where I read.
I just probably read it comment somewhere.
They're like, what if, you know, out of all the alien species,
you know how there's always that alien species that's like a war like
and just wants to dominate and colonize?
What if that's what we are and why people are paying?
They're all paying attention to us because we're just off.
We're operating and evolving in a way that's more and more increasingly violent.
And so like the atomic bomb as, you know, kind of coincides with the UFOs arriving and stuff.
What if that's us?
What if humans are the war like alien species?
We're the Klingons.
We're the Klingons.
Yeah. We're the Klingons.
We're like the crappiest.
Like we have to have the ability to go to war with the next
extraterrestrial species.
Are we the baddies?
Are we?
I mean, later in that same time, they asked like,
so did they help build the pyramids?
And the guy said, no, he doesn't think they helped them.
They simply were observing.
So, you know, just in case you were wondering, he does answer that.
Interesting.
I don't know what to do with that information other than we have to sit and wait
because I'm, I don't know, man, it's all lining up.
And that's what's creeping me out.
Yeah. I mean, look, here's the thing about it right now.
Like on the one hand, this could just be somebody like signalling
that he knows the lore and is just throwing out a date seven years in the future.
Right. Yeah, of course.
But it's just scary because it's so close to right now and it seems like maybe
there's something motivating the government to talk about aliens right now.
Right. Yeah.
You don't need to know much about, you know, alien abduction scenarios to write
something like this.
Like you need to know about, you know, the Betty and Barney Hill case is super
available and, you know, being able to read about how they sound and stuff.
You could write something like this really quick, but it is bizarre that it is landing
very bizarrely on time.
It must be weird to be the president, you know, and like no things.
Like, I remember even like Trump, like earlier in his, in his
like term was like, I know everything.
I'm going to tell you everything about the aliens.
I'm going to declassify it all, you know, like he was like, there's stuff.
There's alien stuff.
Well, we're going to talk about it, you know, like.
And then that didn't happen.
I know, but, you know, I think some of the things run his mind by the end there.
But you know what I mean?
Like, I just feel like wouldn't out of all the things, if he was trying to get people off his
ass, that'd be, I'd be like aliens.
Yeah. But that dude became like the liar, right?
Like it would be of all the presidents that I would want to divulge secrets.
He would be like the bottom of the list.
You know what I mean?
He started Space Force, Jesse.
He knew.
I mean, I believe, I believe if anything, it's aliens that cause him to stuff.
Of course he'd be like, oh man, aliens.
I he's been gone so long.
I've already heard Trump voice.
I'm so happy.
It's gone.
I don't have a Trump voice anymore.
We did it.
We did it.
Success.
It's kind of sounds like, hmm, I'm just kidding.
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Well, I'm glad you brought that one along, because I did want to talk about the aliens
in this mini-soad, but we kind of talked about it in the main episode.
But I did drop a, I highly urge everybody to go watch that newly leaked Navy video
that shows another UFO just going into the water.
Go check it out. It's fascinating.
Just what you got for us.
Well, boy, oh boy, gents, get ready for this.
For our conspiracy friends out there, this is going to make you lose your mind.
Oh man.
So science once again continues to amaze
for years and years and years.
We've all been aware that we are trying to build more and more 5G towers, right?
That's the next thing everyone is trying to build 5G.
And the reason why is because 5G is just faster, faster download speeds.
It's the signals are better.
Like it's, you know, we're trying to modernize the nation, right?
Anyway, scientists as of literally yesterday
had developed a thing called a Rotman lens.
And it kind of looks like a flat metal spider.
It's basically like a little circle like little things coming off of it.
And the basic premise, if you can imagine this, when like your phone is out
and you hit a cell phone tower reception as you sort of like traverse your life,
packets of information are sent back and forth, right?
They're like waves.
These radio waves like and you send information back and forth.
But once that's done, the wave just sort of like, it keeps like, you know,
it's wasted energy.
And so what they've done is they figured out a way to take those waves 5G waves
and use them to generate power.
And so this Rotman lens now generates power from 5G waves.
Yes.
Yes.
Oh, shit.
Wait, that could like that like a good amount of power.
Like what kind of power?
Well, the other thing is that that that basically it's one of those things where it's
it's the what we have now.
Like it can pick up 4G and LT and all that stuff.
Like you can do that.
But the signals are not nearly as powerful as 5G.
And so there as 5G gets out there, they can pick up more power.
Right now it's like, you know, it's not a lot, but they're doing it.
So we're collecting like runoff power sort of.
Yeah.
Basically work with so it doesn't go to waste.
Recycling our own energy in a way.
Yes.
I mean, that's great.
It's like space age stuff.
That's like comic book stuff.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
I mean, right now there's there's like a lot of things they're working on.
So a great example is in the article.
They mentioned that a typical 5G tower sends microwave signals out about 180 meters or 590
feet to gather energy from say like the edge of that distance.
You would need an antenna pointing directly at the tower to do so.
Right.
It's like it's like that kind of thing.
Gotcha.
But they're saying like, you know, as we work through this, I mean, this is this is new tech.
This is this is the future where we're just like going to suck up this energy because it
is wasted energy.
It is we are blasting waves all over the place and those waves do nothing.
And now we can harness that and like use it to power things.
And they're basically saying like, in the future, you could be using your cell phone
and charging your cell phone at the same time.
See, that's man.
That's where we need.
That's that is the future, dude.
That's where we need to be.
That's crazy.
That could revolutionize the world.
If you have reception, you have power.
That's crazy.
Yeah, that's wild to think about.
Oh, I hope we get to see something like that in the near future next 10, 20 years,
something like to that effect where phones can self charge or something.
Do you guys have that anxiety thing that they say like when your phone is like about to die,
like raises your anxiety levels?
I'm sure it's gone down in most people just because we're all at home most of the time these days.
But like, you know, that phone thing, it's like if you're if you're on low battery, it's like
stressful for your life.
I get I get that when I'm out.
If I'm out and not away and I'm like away from anywhere to easily charge,
if I notice it going to the red, I get I'm like anxious.
I tried to like not use it as much because I just want to have it just in case.
And yeah, that should that should as an anxiety inducing.
Yeah, just as like a quick little period at the end of this,
they are still testing for things like trees and reception and all that different stuff.
On average, the thing they can guarantee currently is six micro watts of power,
which is not a lot of power to charge a battery in your cell phone.
It takes around six million micro watts or six watts of power.
So it's not nearly enough to do anything right now.
But but the fact that they're like, we are the point where we can actually do this,
like we can suck power out of the air.
Yeah, it's a baby step.
We have to do this first to get to the point where we can start charging other things.
And the way our technology advances, man, I would not be surprised to see it.
Like I said, in a decade or two, maybe the first iterations of a battery that might
be able to charge some sort of charge.
Yeah, I mean, that's crazy in 5G in general.
I mean, the speed on 5G, they're like, we don't need, you know,
as we keep improving cell stuff, they're like, we don't need wireless internet everywhere.
If people can just like hook up to a cell tower.
Yeah.
Like that's the goal is that we don't have to have wires in everyone's home.
You can just like, I'm already online.
I have one of those things that charges my phone, you know, like the like circle.
That's pretty good.
Of the wireless charger yet.
I wish it was like any table in my house or something like that.
That's what I'm saying.
Like if you just put it down and like the screen goes dark,
it could start sucking up that energy.
Like I think that'd be fascinating.
That, like you said, could be just revolutionary.
Yeah.
Well, cool.
Shit, dude.
I don't know, man.
And just just remember these days, man, and the next before we go,
just remember three weeks from now, the world could be different.
Aliens could be walking on this.
You're really excited for this.
And I'm going to let you know if it happens, I'll be happy for you.
I also say I would be like, don't take off your mass aliens.
COVID.
Yeah.
Please keep your hands on the world's guys.
Come on.
Yeah.
I know how it ends for you.
Keep the mask on.
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We'll see you next week.
Goodbye.
Bye.
Bye.
Hello, my little chaluminauts and welcome back.
This is the 50th mini episode.
Boys.
Yes, mini episode 50.
Now we're halfway to 100 mini episodes.
Episode Jesse.
I mean, what's going to happen at the 100th mini episode?
What is that going to mean?
I don't want the 69th.
I want the 69th mini episode.
That was fun.
Can we make can we make an agreement here on the 69th mini episode?
All weird, sexy ghosts.
We're going to do it.
And we're going to do it naked like on the webcams.
Yeah.
No shirts.
Can we make it to 420 main episodes?
Can we all just like smoke together and then do it a episode?
Yes.
To see how far we get.
When we do what we've done so far again,
three more times and then a fifth more.
Then we go and then we record.
Yeah.
And another like eight years.
Yeah, we'll be there in eight years.
I've ever spoken into a microphone under the influence of weed ever.
Yeah, never happened once.
We're all very professional.
Yeah, never once.
I made a promise during the episode that I would tell you guys about the classic
Reddit story of the Whistler before I got into my real.
Help me with that red.
So I pulled up the original post.
I'm just going to read it to you.
And then I got a video to show you at the end.
And then I've got some resolution at the end.
So don't Google this.
These are like a mini, mini Alex episode.
Yeah.
I've been waiting a long time to tell red at the full history of the Whistler.
The story requires many details,
but it is unexplainable, creepy and 100% true.
I also have video evidence when I was about eight years old.
I was taking my dog for a walk through the neighborhood with my mom.
There's maybe 11 p.m.
We live next to a swamp woods area on the edge of our neighborhood in Lansing,
Michigan.
I remember it being very slight, very silent and slightly windy from down in the swamp.
We heard somebody whistling at us.
It sounded sort of like a bird, but each whistle was different enough where the lack
of consistency made it human like the whistle sounded higher than lower.
I can't really describe it.
My mom had a concerned, slightly terrified look on her face
and grabbed my hand and said, we should go inside quickly.
I didn't understand because I was too young,
but seeing my mom freak out made me freak out too.
And after a while though, I kind of forgot about it.
Two years later, I was taking my dog out again late at night.
There's a large bush that could easily obscure a person behind it just next to the front door.
And as I was finishing the walk, the whistling noise started again.
Same pitches, same inconsistent human like tones.
And as soon as I heard it, a chill went down my spine as I remembered exactly the feeling
of seeing my mom terrified, looking down into the swamp at something I couldn't see.
And maybe she couldn't either.
I ran inside as fast as possible.
Years went by and I thought about it less and less.
I told only a handful of people and eventually it slipped from my mind.
Fast forward to last summer.
I'm 24, started dating my girl, Sarah.
We move out to South Dakota for work.
And for Independence Day, we decided to go to Pierre, South Dakota and watch the fireworks
along the bank of the Missouri River.
It was a free camping spot behind a hospital where you could pitch your tent,
hang out and see the fireworks up the river.
We were near the end of the campground and there were very few people around us.
As it was getting dark, the fireworks began.
They were pretty far away, so the illumination they brought was very little.
Thus, we had to sit right at the edge of the river to be able to see them.
And a huge thunderhead was moving in and a storm was imminent.
So the air seemed electric and the wind was picking up.
The atmosphere was eerie to say the least.
The police boats herded all the other boats off of the river and had left our area to do that
elsewhere.
And most of the other campers walked up the river to have a better view of the fireworks.
But Sarah and I stayed back and we were drinking PBR Tall Boys and kicking it.
Suddenly, we heard the sound of a paddle methodically dipping into the water.
We saw a figure steering a canoe about 20 meters offshore.
Sarah decided to go get more beers from the car, leaving me alone to stare at this mystery person.
And then of course, they whistled at me.
My entire body was frozen and covered in goosebumps.
It was the exact same whistler from my childhood, more than a decade earlier.
I looked at the figure, but it was much too dark to discern who it could be.
They were wearing a hat.
When they were perpendicular to the shore for me, they stopped paddling,
turned the canoe to face directly at me and whistled right at me.
I was so frightened, I stood up and shouted at them,
Who are you?
They didn't say anything.
Just whistled a couple more times, turned the canoe 180 degrees and paddled out of sight.
I'm a videographer, so I already had my camera by my side and was taking video of the fireworks.
As the canoe was almost out of sight,
I grabbed my camera and got a shot of them whistling as they went away.
When Sarah came back from getting beers, she was very confused as to why I was so freaked out.
When I explained, she was freaked out a bit too.
I was convinced we would both be murdered that night.
How did this whistling person follow me after 14 years all the way to South Dakota?
Was it a coincidence?
Why was it the same whistling noise?
Who was that person and where did they go?
So many questions still unanswered.
To this day, I'm more afraid of being outside in the dark where I might hear that whistling again.
I'm open to any explanations.
If there's interest, I will find and plug and edit a little video of the fireworks
and the whistling noise and the canoe disappearing.
I'm in Uganda currently and the internet is spotty where I am, so I'll do my best.
And then I've got the link right here.
All right, I'm into it.
What the fuck is this shit?
This is wild.
I'm just going to give you the link to this other Reddit post
and then the YouTube link is embedded.
OK, sure.
I will post this on the subreddit if you bug me enough.
Don't forget.
This is going to link to a video.
Hey, here's the video.
Yes, it's an embedded.
It's an embedded video on the Reddit post.
So if you just want to give people a little play by play.
Yeah.
So I'm right now just seeing fireworks and I can hear faint whistling in the distance.
It's like it's just the whistles just.
It's like.
It's like constantly like a whistle like to pay attention.
Yeah.
And the thing that's creepy is that once this was posted on Reddit,
a bunch of people from Venezuela started posting because there's a legend about a guy
called El Silbón.
That's like the same thing.
It's like us like a like a black shuck type guy like a like a.
That you know, what's the what's the dog from Harry Potter called an omen?
I think it's just OK.
Where it's like, if you see it, you're going to die.
There's a there's a legend in Venezuela.
So a bunch of Venezuelans were freaking out about it.
But the sort of underwhelming resolution to this.
And I don't know if this is 100 percent true.
But eventually a bird watcher came in and weighed in on the subject and said,
that's a black capped chickadee.
Chickadee's Phoebe call.
It's a little slow, but the whistle is extremely familiar.
So I'm going to send you now a clip of that bird whistling.
And you tell me if this is the same bird.
All right, I'm listening now as this mysterious man.
I kind of don't know.
I kind of don't know how I feel about it.
It is definitely the same.
I mean, yeah, it's very close.
Yeah, it's just like the one from the supposed person does sound a little deeper,
like a little.
It sounds a lot more like it's being whistled by a person, right?
Yeah, it really does.
Like it does sound a little bit more, but like it's the same.
The same tone over and over again.
Yeah.
So it's it's weird.
That's a weird one, Alex.
That's a very, very famous, like legendary Reddit post is that whistler.
A good one.
Yeah, but that was just for you guys from the last episode.
I do.
I did bring something today that I wanted to talk to you guys about because I think it's
as somebody who is constantly looking at like more recent internet mysteries.
A lot of the time, like that's what I spend a lot of my time like researching for this show.
Right.
Yeah.
I find these sort of like similarities between certain cases, you know, similar to how
all alien abductions are the same kind of in some way.
Yeah, there's a lot of, yeah, I get you.
There's like patterns that emerge from the the the internet.
And I want to know what you think about this because here's what I think it is, right?
Picture it's like 2012, the internet is like just barely becoming what it is today, right?
Like we sort of lived through the time when internet got real shit got real on the internet
while we were in our 20s, right?
But before that, you know, imagine you're you've got a band or you've got some sort of
thing that you're trying to promote and you're trying to do it in an edgy
way, sort of interesting way.
So you half acidly make some sort of ARG type thing, some sort of hidden mystery code,
some sort of weird thing.
And then it just sort of fizzles out just like all of all all humans like we get interested
in things and some things we stick with and some things we don't, right?
And so, you know, as long as you're paying for hosting or whatever you're doing or
as long as the website where you made your thing exists, there's always going to be
weird remnants of it.
And I think that, you know, at one point in time, only a couple thousand people had that idea,
you know, or maybe less than that.
And I think now in, you know, 12 years of creepypastas and and ARGs and them becoming
sort of like public knowledge, like everybody understands those things now.
They're not such edgy internet things.
I think that there's these types of ones that sort of like always surface.
Like we were talking about that one.
I don't know if you remember where it was like something to do with like a record label
and they were posting things and it turned out to be a record label sometimes.
And sometimes it wasn't a record label and there was like YouTube pages and Facebook
book groups.
That's like a type.
This like sort of like leftover thing.
And it's always mysterious and it's always weird and you never know what it is.
And I was looking for something like that and I actually found two of them
recently.
But the one that I want to talk to you about is off of the barely sociable subreddit, which
if you watch videos about kind of paranormal and weird sort of bizarre shit on the internet,
you might have heard of barely sociable.
He's a larger channel.
This is from a subreddit from a user called Dr. Harry 87.
And it's it goes like this.
Hi, years ago, I posted this online because I thought it was mysterious enough.
Found this page by searching.
What is it?
Star?
What is that?
What is that thing called?
An asterisk asterisk, metaphysical clothes,
closed quotations as one thing in Google.
And it led to a website that was incipient.info, which seems to be down now,
but it was incipient.info at the time.
It seemed odd to me and it has text that I couldn't find which language.
I have the text, but it's just gibberish.
It's just like a bunch of letters strung together seemingly in words,
but it doesn't look like any language.
He did a simple back check on the domain found out it's related to another website,
which is vibrationalnexus.com, which still exists.
Sweet.
And if you go to vibrationalnexus.com, you'll see this image.
And this image is very strange.
Oh, yeah.
This image is very strange.
There's a lot going on.
There's like ones and zeros in the background.
There's like secret hidden symbols in it.
There's like things that seem to be some type of words, but maybe they're not words.
You can click on the center.
What?
You can click on the center thing.
Yeah.
And does it do anything?
It brings you to fight.
And then it goes the top.
The tab says extra vibrational and like with like a colons on both sides.
Yeah.
But now it's like nothing there.
Yeah, exactly.
There's also holoform.org.
Which leads to and all the tab says holoform nexus.
It's pure non.com.
I like non.
Pure non.com.
Incipient records.com.
Ultradimensional.com.
All lead to the same weird image.
If you click the center of the image with the round symbol is a blank page appears.
Each one leads to the other.
If you check the domain information, it turns out all those domains are active until recently.
The domain's owner is Stealthnic.net.
And if you open up Stealthnic.net, which is NIC Stealthnic.net.
That page is gone.
But it says it was a blank page.
It doesn't do anything besides just two JavaScripts embedded in the web page.
And then another page is a track source page, which is a record label sort of like,
I think like a shipping like music store online music store type thing.
And it's just it's just this thing that exists out there.
And there's a million things like this.
And I know if you look into mysteries like this all the time in your free time,
you know what I'm talking about too.
And I just wanted to highlight it and shout it out because it's such a strange thing.
And I don't know what it could be.
And it is truly mysterious.
It feels like if you've ever heard of the Toynbee tiles,
which if you haven't, I will do an episode on because it deserves to be talked about.
But it has the vibe of the Toynbee tiles or something like that, except just on the internet.
It's just like this weird incomprehensible sort of like outsider art vibe thing.
Incipient records allegedly is a record label, but I don't really see it anywhere.
I didn't do a lot of digging on this because I just wanted to sort of give you the sort of
give you the impression of this type of thing that I'm talking about.
It's really interesting, really strange sort of type of thing that you can find on the internet.
And I hope you enjoy it.
And also I showed you the whistler so don't be mad at me for this or not being that deep.
No, it's very bizarre.
Thank you, Alex.
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This is fascinating.
Keeping it more sciencey as per usual.
This guy, Christian Klott, who's an explorer or researcher or this author,
he heads up something called the Human Adaptation Institute.
And they did an experiment recently called Deep Time Experiment.
15 volunteers spent 40 days in a cave beneath the Pyrenees with no light or clocks.
So the main, yeah, 40 days, 60, 40.
So the main aim of the study was to figure out like in a new situation in a new environment,
how would people handle things?
Because basically the way this this clock guy was thinking is that in the past there have
been studies about like, you know, people going into dome habitats or people going into like
fake Mars simulations.
And what he discovered after doing all sorts of different research and things was like,
really truly, what ends up happening is the people go into the scenario
and they think of it more as like a problem to solve, right?
Like they know, yeah, they know the scenario.
They know what they need to do.
They have all the information that they could and they just solve problems, right?
And he's like, I wanted to do a study where it was like, we went underground.
There was nothing to solve.
It was just like, we're going to live underground.
No clocks, no real light, only artificial light.
And the interviewers like, okay, so tell me like, what was the first few days like?
And he's like, let me tell you, the first few days were messed up.
You'd wake up, you wouldn't know if it was nighttime or daytime.
People's sleep schedules were all over the place.
Some people would sleep all the time.
Some people would sleep barely any.
You couldn't see the sun.
You couldn't like, you had no concept of what time was, right?
I imagine it's, I imagine it's kind of like Vegas.
We're like, you know, and that's, you know, yeah.
That's like in the tunnels, yeah.
And he's like, out of that seven days, we decided that we should figure out
some goals to work on together to keep us more organized and to keep us focused and have like,
rather than just people lying around, have us like thinking about what we should be doing
while we're down there.
And then he's like, roughly 10 days in, we were all hit with a wall of being tired.
Apparently, because there was no time and they couldn't tell how long they'd slept,
they were like, not sleeping nearly enough.
And so their bodies like shut down on them and this sounds like torture.
And so they, you know, they couldn't figure out what to do.
And I, you know, after about 10 days, they finally, yeah, they finally like everything
kind of like caught up to them, but they slowly started to get into it, right?
They slowly started to sort of be in the moment.
Yeah, yeah, exist.
Yeah.
They was also like down there 50 degrees or with a hundred percent.
It was like, you know, in the middle of France and just so.
Yeah.
They, they realized a few things while this is going on
because time was not a factor and all they had were themselves.
They had to rely only upon their community, right?
Only upon the group of them, everything else, all the outside factors,
all the stresses, the world didn't matter.
It was almost very cave, many like, and the idea that like all we have is each other down here.
And so if an argument happened, it would be resolved in like half an hour.
Whatever started it, it would end and they move on.
There was no like we are holding grudges.
There was no, we're going to take a time out.
There was no, we're going to come back to it.
Everything was in the moment.
And what ended up happening is they developed this rhythm.
It's like underground of their own rhythm.
And they felt like they had adjusted to what they would consider a 24, 25 hour day.
They couldn't tell, but they like felt adjusted to it.
So when the experiment ended, people came down to get them and to their mind,
they thought it had been 30 days, but really it had been 40.
That's how off they were.
Yeah, they only had 30 sleep cycles.
So they thought it was only 30 days and it actually had been 40 days and they just didn't know.
And so yeah, yeah, yeah, they just couldn't tell because they had no indication of time.
And so they asked like, okay, so I mean, it sounds messed up, but like, what was it like
to be free of clocks and to be free of schedules?
And he said, you know, we never thought, oh, that went quickly or oh, this is taking a long time.
Basically, everything felt like it took the right amount of time
because there was nothing to compare to anything.
Yeah.
Yeah, you weren't measuring it.
Everything is just relative.
Yeah.
He's like, we all felt pretty chill.
Everyone did things in the time they thought it would be, you know, meant to be done.
And then they're like, okay, so what happens when he got back to the real world?
And he's like, hated it.
I was so uncomfortable.
Like everything sucked.
He's like, you know, right now I try to put my phone away as much as possible.
I don't like looking at newspapers.
Like he's like, time has messed me up.
Like I now that I'm back in the real world, it's really screwed with me.
And so he's like, okay, basically what we learned is that we have all these things that we could
measure now, you know, emotional sort of measurements and brain measurements and blood and tissue
measurements, like all these things because we know what happened to us.
So now we can go forward with other tests and see what happens to other people and measure it.
And so he's like, you know, we also, we want to do a cave again, but also like,
what if we did a desert and what if we did the rainforest?
Like what do each of these environments bring to people?
And then like, what if they can see light, right?
Like, how does that change things?
And he's like, what if we went to a place where it was all light all the time?
How would that change it?
And so he's like, yeah, this is a fascinating study.
It's the first time we actually have a real, like we weren't scientists.
We are 15 people, just normal people.
And so we weren't doing any experiments.
God, did they get paid at least?
I would imagine so.
I would hope so.
I'm going to leave life for 40 days.
Just seems awful.
It just seems like a nightmare.
Yeah.
I imagine the part that would get me is like waking up and just not having like the first
two days of just like waking up and being like, what time is it?
Like just having no orientation.
I feel like that would make me sick almost almost like a jet lag kind of problem.
The thing that really brought the team together is in the beginning and he said,
this is why he understands why the experiments of like, you know, scientists working on a fake
Mars base or whatever, right?
Because they have an objective, a mission.
And he was, he was like, it wasn't until we set ourselves a goal.
Like when we were, we were last like laxadase goal, they were just laying around.
He's like, it wasn't until we set ourselves a goal of like diving deeper into the cave,
finding like an underground well, like until we had goals,
there was nothing that brought us together as a community.
I feel like that's like a basic how humanity civilizations form is like, we have a goal
and we're all going to work together towards this goal.
And then, you know, I think it's super interesting.
Yeah.
That is nutty.
Yeah.
Yeah. That's why capitalism is tangential, but it's part of the reason I think capitalism is
so strong because capitalism is built around a never ending goal of moving upward.
I mean, that's you always have that hook.
And that's, that's why there's so many scientific advancements during war, for example,
like World War Two, one of the greatest leaps in technology ever, because we were like,
how fast can we kill the enemy?
And it was just like, and then the space race was like, what can we do for space?
Necessity breeds invention.
So yeah, they were down there and I can't even imagine what that was like.
But there are some days when I wake up and I'm like,
I thought I was sleeping for 20 minutes and it's been eight hours.
And I can't imagine that every day, but not knowing, but having no clue.
Yeah.
You know, I mean, look, it's not the same thing, but I've been having like an eye issue lately.
You know, I'm finally going to the doctor soon, so I'm not too worried about it.
Nobody seems too worried about it.
But like even even just having this eye issue, I haven't been using screens.
I've been using the maybe like one fifth as much as normal.
And it is crazy how like sleepy I get at like the right time for a healthy bedtime.
And just little, little things like that, that you you wouldn't think about.
Like when you're up, like I'm 32 years old, 33 years old.
Like, you know, I'm not like young, young, young, young, young.
I'm I'm still a pretty young guy.
But like, you know, you never think about what you're doing to your body by
blowing screens in your face and staying up till two in the morning,
playing some fucking video game.
Like I can't do it.
I can't stay up that late without the screens.
So that I mean, that that alone is like a weird thing to think about.
And I'm up before 6 a.m.
Like I get like a nice well rested night because I fall asleep so early
and I'm up so early.
It's wild.
Brains are weird.
Would you always the last question?
Would you go do that for money?
Would you go do that test if somebody was like, hey, 40 days in a cave?
Depends on how much money.
But I got back from Sweden and I almost lost my mind or Norway the first time.
I can't remember which which time it was.
One of the trips that I went to Scandinavia.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, it just it just wrecked my brain.
Yeah, I went to Sweden when there was like two hours of night.
And that was it.
And it was just every confusing.
Yeah.
Every time I leave a computer for a long period of time,
like if I go out of town for a week or one time I like left for a month,
didn't see a computer screen for a month, came back.
The first time I sit in front, like my monitors, they're big.
But like the first time I sat down, I was like, yeah, it's it.
It was Scott Pilgrim opens the door and it's morning already.
I mean, my only here's here's what I'll say.
I'll do anything as long as I know my job is like fine.
But I have like enough videos done or I've done all the podcasts.
If I'm done, I have no worries.
I'll go through anything because I don't have to worry about anything.
Like if I had no worries for 40 days underground, I'd be like,
here's where I live now.
Let's do this and I'd be fine.
I, you know, I'd get through it.
I go play Shin Megami Tensei Nocturne.
The only thing your brain can focus on in the moment.
Yeah.
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Hello, my little chaluminauts and welcome to episode 51 of the chill mini.
This is going to be probably one of my favorite minisodes ever simply
because I know the topics going in and I'm so excited.
I don't even know which one of you I want to start first.
So I'm going to pick Jesse.
Jesse, you start.
Are you going to start us off here?
Great.
You get to go first.
Well, so today, even though this was recently tweeted at us,
what I want to do is talk about a thing that is on TikTok right now that is,
you know, there's not a lot of good stuff on TikTok.
It's true.
Most of it is me being totally concerned about why, like,
it's recommending me that thing was like, I'm getting ripped tonight.
RIP that.
And then it's like a movie quote.
And I'm like, what the hell is this?
Yeah.
So, you know, me just realizing that the Jungians are way cooler than Oliver B.
Anyway, there's something on there right now that's kind of like a mystery,
even though maybe it's marketing, maybe it's promotion for something.
Who knows what this is months.
It's been going on for a while now.
And there's this guy Javier on TikTok who claims to be the only person alive on earth.
And he has created a TikTok account that basically has a story to it.
And no matter what you think about it, it's fascinating.
It's like truly fascinating.
And so just give you some background on this.
This guy says that he woke up one day in a hospital, very like, you know,
surviving zombie apocalypse stuff.
Woke up one day in a hospital and no one was around.
Everyone was missing.
No people, no animals, no nothing.
There it is quiet, like not even insects, right?
And he's creating videos now of him walking through the streets.
And there's, you know, the beach or the center of town.
He lives in Valencia, Spain, which is like two million-ish people.
So you would imagine there would be people around, but there's no people.
And it is all these photos of him and everyone was sort of like looking at,
I guess, videos, not photos, these short, these short videos.
Everyone's looking at these and they're like, hold on.
Is this guy editing people out?
Is this where these taken during?
Yes, like it was this taken during COVID lockdowns.
And so people just worn outside.
And maybe it's early in the morning and every time they have sort of like a theory,
he comes out with another video that kind of disproves that theory.
And the big twist to all of this is that while going into like a store of some sort,
all the calendars, the physical calendar, say 2021, but the PCs, when turned on,
say 2027. And he realizes that everything that's electrical says 2027.
Everything that has like a calendar that changes itself says 2027.
Then he gets the mannequins and he makes a blockbuster video
with the mannequins and the dog.
Right, yes.
So no, so he puts this video out and everyone's like, well, hold on.
One, how are you still using TikTok?
He's like, I thought it was 2021.
It's still working. My phone's still working.
And they're like, okay, but if you're in 2027, how are you talking to us on TikTok?
And so he's like, dude, I don't know.
I don't know what to tell you, but they're like, what's going on there right now?
Explain it to us, show us everything.
And so they keep requesting things and he keeps doing the requests.
So people will say like, go to the grocery store, look at the food.
They'll go to the grocery store and they'll take a can of soda and it will say like,
the expiration date was a few years ago.
Right.
But it's like 2027 eating.
I mean, he like is eating the non, you know, who knows.
I mean, like, who knows?
Honestly, God, who knows?
It could all be fake.
It's just fascinating.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And so, you know, he'll show them like, here's the can of soda and the expiration date happened
in like 2024, right?
Or he will, he will say that, you know, they'll say like, go turn on the TV.
There's power.
Go turn on TV.
He's like, okay.
So he like walks into a building, turns on the TV and the TV turns on, but it's like all static.
And then he's like, okay.
And he'll like, go do something else.
So they'll say, go to this place.
Because people will like, go to a police station.
So he walked into a police station.
Now there is some weird things here and there, right?
Like when he goes to the police station, a car in the police station parking lot is on.
And it's like, well, how would that stay on?
Yeah, what?
Yeah.
Who is this guy?
Just a dude.
Just a guy on TikTok.
Does he have other posts?
I have to suck.
It's all about this.
He woke up and just like, this is a thing.
Even his username in Spanish, I think it's something like the last man or something like that.
So it's all very like, okay, this could be one of those like a lonely girl 18 or where that was.
Right?
Yeah.
But it's been super well done.
And so they keep asking him to do things.
They'll say like, give us your exact geolocation.
And he will say, I am here right now.
And he'll have the information.
It'll be like standing in the center of town.
There's no one there.
And so this has led to the rise of people being like, it's an alternate reality.
It's a parallel university woke up in and he by himself, something clearly occurred.
The car that's on, not to cut you off.
The car that's on is a police vehicle.
It's a police car that's on.
Yes.
Yeah.
So the light on at the top and everything.
So there's a lot of things that have occurred that people have no explanation for.
It's either a very well done hoax or it's like, who knows what?
But there's things where he's left geocache things in like very public, like post a video,
leave a thing.
I'm like, I'm leaving this here.
And he'll say like, it'll show an image like no one is around.
I'm in the middle of this plaza.
I'm putting it right here.
And then some will go there and it's just there.
I'm like, how did no one take this or see that?
That's weird.
That's wild.
Yeah.
Wait, wait.
Say that again.
He's doing that.
He's going around and leaving geocaches somehow.
People are saying leave stuff and he's like, okay.
And so he'll leave things and then people will find them.
And it obviously show me the opposite of that.
And I'll be fucking impressed.
Yeah.
Show me something from now of a dude leaving because here's the thing.
It's COVID, right?
Like during this and Spain had huge lockdowns.
Yes, I agree.
Yeah.
Yeah.
This could all be pre like this all could have been filmed in a day and chopped up.
But I guess the thing is like he is doing specific requests.
Yeah.
He's taking specific requests.
People are asking him to do things and he's doing them.
And every time they say go do a thing, he'll just go do it.
And so yeah, there's a lot that doesn't make sense, right?
But then of course, because the internet loves good conspiracy there,
they're like, dude, don't you get it?
You're not the last man or there's some there's other people there.
And they don't want to be seen, right?
So that's like another thing or they're like, sometimes there's bleed throughs
where like the reason why the cop car was on was because it was turned on in our reality,
like that kind of thing.
Yeah.
So like, yeah, like sister like parallel universes, like you were saying, like that would be fascinating.
But it doesn't make sense that it would also be 2027 phones.
Like he went into the zoo.
He's walking onto the pitch of the soccer field in this video right now.
Like he just he went into their locker room.
There's times where he walks into like old mansions and stuff.
And I have a lot of questions because I think what would really prove it, at least to me,
is he just like walked into museum and like smashed a fucking painting like knocked over
a fucking Mona Lisa in half.
Yes.
Yeah.
Then I'd be like, oh, shit, it is real.
But I don't think that will ever happen because it's that weird thing where it like
is fake.
It has to be fake.
But it's done in such a way, right?
What now?
No.
He's still out there.
He's still doing it.
He's still lost.
Yeah.
He's in 2027 still.
Yes.
Yeah.
On his Tik Tok is the actual Tik Tok name is Unico Sobre Vivienta.
U-N-I-C-O-S-O-B-R-E-V-I-V-I-E-N-T-A.
Huh.
But the thing is, it's so weird is like,
like people are pointing out it's still electricity.
The grass is still mowed.
Like things are all like properly maintained as though people have been there within a day.
You know what I mean?
It doesn't look like people have been missing since 2021.
But why would the computer say 2027?
It is wild.
His most recent video 16 hours ago is him at the Madrid airport.
And there's no one there.
Is it daytime or nighttime?
It's daytime, it looks like.
But it's also done in a way that it's like a jittery video, right?
Like there's something about it where I almost want to say that with the jitters,
it's like, is he editing people out?
He could be.
Yeah.
But the amount of work required.
Not necessarily.
Like, I don't know.
I would have to like really go down the rabbit hole of this to like tell you for sure
what I think because I'm not able to do that right now.
But like the idea of like it being something that like he started and he shot like 10 videos
like in the height of the quarantine.
And then I mean, there's just too many things that like you could have people.
He could be picking specific.
I mean, TikTok questions from people he knows isn't there specific questions he's looking
for that he has or he's just backwards in it.
He's like somebody's going to ask me to go into a police station.
Somebody's going to ask me to go and bam, bam, bam.
And he could be editing it all out.
Like, you know, it's not impossible to track like things happen all the time.
Like what's the, you know, the siren head or whatever.
You guys remember that like giant?
Yeah, like it's not impossible to like track a phone camera.
It's like it's it's fascinating where he like there's one where he goes into McDonald's.
That was posted in the beginning of May and there's no one in there.
There's one where he goes into a
um, uh, like my brain just died of firehouse.
Um, and there's no one there is one where he's at a museum.
No one's there.
There's one where he's just driving on the road and no one's there.
There's one where he goes into like a middle of a street at night.
Yeah.
Playing music as loud as possible.
And the daytime ones too.
He's walking in the middle of the street of the daytime.
Cars are parked on both sides, but it's not a single car in the road.
He's in the middle of the city.
Truly fascinating.
Where would the cars be?
What do you mean?
That's why would there be no cars?
Yeah.
That's why he's on a highway in this one.
He's walking down the highway.
It's empty.
It's the middle of the day.
It's daytime.
Yeah, I need to.
It's I need to walk.
I need to walk.
Truly fascinating to see him.
There's one where he goes to a restaurant.
Um, it was on 427.
He goes to a restaurant.
He walks in, uh, and then he straight up just pours himself a beer and like eats
some nuts or whatever is going on in this.
And that leaves like walks in the back.
He does all the stuff.
And it's weird because it is both at the same time completely.
Like scary, but also he walks in the kitchen.
And for example, all the dishes are put away and everything seems to be clean.
And then he walks into the bar area and there is a beer already poured,
which when then he grabs it and then goes to sit down.
So why was the beer already poured?
Yeah.
Like there's just so many and it's, and yeah, there's, there's nuts and olives
on the table and he sits down to eat.
And it is just like, wow, it's so bizarre, but it's also fascinating,
but also it can't possibly be real.
It's very weird.
I need to watch more of this.
This is fucking fascinating.
I have no idea.
I've had them come up my for you page a few times.
And I, I, I almost feel like there's multiple people doing this.
Like I feel like there's another TikTok user that's saying something similar.
I think they're in like London or something.
But it's, I want to know if he's, if it's fake and obviously it's likely fake.
How, how?
I think that's the mystery.
I think that's what's really fascinating is because there's no, I mean, like,
look, let's be very clear.
If all people vanished and it was six years from now,
there would be, because he was like, I remember it being 2021.
All the calendars say 2021.
So something happens in 2021.
And I'm just saying of six years from now, there are no people.
There's no power.
Plants have like the ones are not mode, right?
There's not a police car on.
There isn't just beer poured free order.
Like all the beer that was in those kegs is not good beer anymore.
There's like a lot wrong with this.
Yet for some reason, it's still fascinating.
It's something that I want to know more about.
Even though I'm like BS, I call BS on this, but it's like,
it's very well done, though.
Like a perfectly placed in the car dealership.
He walks in one singular Mercedes Benz key that is laying on a table that he picks up
and he goes outside and gets into the car.
Yeah.
But it is all empty streets.
It's so fucking weird.
I need to, I need to break.
I want that dude who's like half spray painted to look at this.
You know what I'm talking about?
Yes.
Oh yeah.
The dome guy, the chrome guy.
He should, he should, he should look at this right away.
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God, it's nuts.
It's, it's, he's in a museum, a museum in this one,
but he doesn't touch or break anything.
Like you just kind of want him to go read a news story
about something that happened in June of 2021.
I want him to be a good, yeah.
Well, I don't, when he shows a calendar, it says February 2021.
Right.
That's what all the calendars say.
So obviously it isn't like we all died and he's in the future.
So that's why everyone's like, oh, it's a parallel universe
you've woken up in and something happened in February 2021
in a para in like a parallel timeline.
Everyone was raptured.
Yeah.
So I am.
It's very strange, but it's also like very convenient
for every little story to be trying to tell.
I don't know.
It's fascinating.
But the geocaches are there and people are finding them.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So he's planting now and people are like,
oh, we could do this a while ago,
but they're in public places where like you think
someone would have just been like, oh,
I will take this now.
That's nuts, man.
That's insane.
I want to know more.
I want to know more.
See, it's interesting.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It is.
It's cool.
It's really wild.
Whatever this guy's doing,
if it's special effects is like fucking well done.
Yeah.
Just well done.
Incredible.
Oh, well, if you guys woke up in an empty world,
would you be thrilled initially?
I feel like eventually you'd get bored one way or another,
but I feel like I might enjoy the peace and quiet for a bit.
I would be like terrified the whole time.
I would be, it would be like the opposite of COVID.
It would be like I could go anywhere and know what is around
and I would be alone.
It would be terrifying.
It would be awful.
I know for a fact that I might read a book after a year.
I know for a fact that I'd be the guy who like
goes to read his book and his glasses break.
And I'm like, oh, I know the time of the world.
Die now.
Yeah.
You know that guy's piglet.
I'm pretty sure.
That is amazing.
I did not know that.
I'm pretty sure that guy's piglet.
All right.
Well, that's fascinating.
Hopefully we'll revisit this when we have an answer one way
or another.
If we get an answer, we will revisit it.
It'll be really cool to find out what's going on here.
But speaking of revisiting things,
we weren't intending to revisit over the course of a week happening.
This is Alex.
This is a hefty little post.
Okay.
So I just want to talk about this again really quick,
just in case you weren't just listening to episode 103
of Chilluminati, which is that
last time I did a mini-sode,
I read a post or two weeks ago or something.
I read a post last week by Throwawaylion on Reddit.
A post from seven years ago that was like a pretty generic alien
abduction with a little bit more like strange and like
believable details to it.
And the reason everybody was tweeting about it at the time
was because it predicts that aliens are going to make contact
with Earth on July 18th, 2021.
So I read that story like, huh, that's crazy.
Isn't that a weird coincidence?
Check that out.
Sure enough, but like one day later,
day after yet, there was a post again on Reddit
by Throwawaylion for the first time in seven years.
And it's like an update of what's been going on.
I warn you, it's fairly hardy,
but I'm going to read through it right now.
And hopefully it doesn't take one million years, but here we go.
It's good.
It's good.
Commenting here was a mistake and I wish I hadn't done it.
It changed everything for me, not all in bad ways,
but mostly in bad ways.
I'm commenting again now because there are people on Reddit
and probably elsewhere who are claiming to be aliens
or that I am a government agent or an alien agent
or something like that.
And they are all lying.
I'm talking about the history of the Earth guy
and the end of an era contract guy.
These are hoaxes.
I don't know who those people are.
They're probably people in his comments or something.
I'm talking about the history of the Earth.
Oh, they don't know anything.
And it looks to me like they're trying to take advantage
of my story and my life to get attention.
I haven't even visited Reddit for years.
And now I've seen all these posts about my comments.
I wish I'd never commented at all, but July is so close
and I won't be here much longer.
So what's the point of not talking anyway?
And I think I owe it to a few people who have meant a lot to me.
Makes me angry to see people try to take advantage like this
when people have really suffered and really want answers.
So I'm trying to type it all out.
Maybe I'll run out of energy or stop caring,
but I'm going to try.
I was wrong about a lot when I posted before.
And I'm sorry, but I didn't mean to mislead anyone.
It's just that I didn't know what I know now.
After I commented on here,
my relationship with Jack and Gina changed,
especially with Gina.
And it was like it opened the door up for me.
And I was able to ask more questions and learn from her.
And again, Jack and Gina are the two aliens
that he doesn't know even what gender they are,
but that's what they've always wanted him to call them.
And I guess that's good
because I was able to learn a lot more
about who they are and what they're doing.
But in this whole, in the whole, this was a big mistake
because it made my life here so much worse than it already was.
I messed up big time and I'm still paying for it every day
and I may be going to pay big for it in a couple of days.
Also his account is deleted now, which it was not before.
I've been up 16 times since I commented on here.
And I think he means up abducted.
And it's much more often now
because they are almost done with me.
I'm going up once more this week and that's it.
I'll stay with them in the big ship for a while
and then I'll go back with them.
That's what they've told me and I know
that I don't have a choice about this
and I don't care anyway.
I don't think they're going to hurt me,
but honestly, I don't know anymore.
I found out a lot about them and it's not good mostly.
They might kill me.
I know that, but I also don't think
that they'll torture me in any way
or imprison me or anything like that.
It doesn't seem like them to do anything like that.
So even if they are lying,
it's a better deal than I've got here.
When I answered questions on here before,
I was afraid of human people here on earth,
not afraid of aliens.
And I think I made that pretty clear.
I didn't know at the time
that they ever did anything that hurt people.
I don't think they do it a lot
and I really still don't fear
that they're going to hurt me.
It was because I was afraid of people
that I made a throwaway account on here
instead of using my real name.
I didn't want anyone to find me, obviously,
and because I wanted to protect the privacy
of one of my friends,
who isn't my friend, it turns out.
Classic Reddit post reveal.
I wasn't afraid of the government at the time,
but I should have been.
I don't know if the government was monitoring
or if that's how they found me,
but I was abducted by the United States government
in broad daylight in 2015,
which was like shortly after the post.
They never identified themselves,
but they were pretty clearly FBI or Sierra
or something like that.
And I was in the United States when it happened.
So I know it was the US government
and not some other government,
whoever they are.
But I think I know they know who I am and where I am.
They kept me for three days
and tortured me far worse than the aliens ever have.
They abducted me again in 2018
in an airport on my way back into the country
and they tortured me for seven days.
I don't think the government found me
because of my comments here.
They weren't monitoring me
and probably didn't even know I existed.
Jack and Gina did know what I was doing
and that's why I had to quit answering questions
last time I was here.
I don't know how they knew it was happening
right when it was happening,
but they knew and they told me to stop.
They had to be either monitoring the whole internet
or monitoring me.
And so I'm pretty sure it was just me.
They're probably monitoring me right now too.
Also, while I'm thinking about it,
I think I should mention that Jack and Gina
tried to tell me what they call themselves.
They don't call themselves aliens, obviously.
I can't spell the word that Gina used
and I can't even remember what it sounded like exactly,
but they said that it meant friends of friends.
I think that was probably a pretty rough translation.
They were really, really angry with me
and they took me up a couple of days
after I stopped commenting here.
It's hard to explain,
but they didn't exactly threaten me,
but they did tell me
that things were going to be different after that
and that I shouldn't talk to them about,
I shouldn't talk about them anymore
and that things were changing.
Again, they didn't hurt me,
but I was pretty scared of them
for the first time in a long time.
I was scared enough of them after that
that the first chance or excuse I had,
I left America for a while,
but they found me wherever I went.
They know where I am all the time, I think,
and that makes me think I probably have
some kind of tracking device in me somewhere.
I don't know that for sure,
but they found me and taken me up now
in six different cities on two different continents,
so they must have some way of knowing where I am.
Well, I guess technically three different continents.
Don't know what that means.
After posting here,
I started talking with Gina though and it was different.
This is so stupid to say,
but I think Gina felt sorry for me
or maybe I don't know.
Maybe she or he or it actually sort of liked me,
but after I got in trouble with them,
it was different.
And instead of just showing me things
and asking me questions,
they started letting me ask questions.
Gina would even say,
do you have questions for me?
I don't know why,
but I never bothered to ask Gina
if she was a boy or a girl
or if they had boys and girls at all.
It didn't seem important at the time,
but now it seems like it's important
because I don't know whether to type she or he or it or what.
That makes it difficult for me to type this
and keep on topic,
so I'm just going to say she for Gina
because that's the name she gave me
and I think of her that way.
Asking questions and having conversations
with them is always very difficult for me
and it leaves me exhausted.
They just don't understand English well
and they say stuff in weird ways,
very literal ways that don't make sense.
It takes a long time to understand one another.
I wouldn't say I was friendly with Jack and Gina ever,
but it was definitely different.
It seemed like they wanted me to ask questions
like they wanted to answer.
And I really believe that Gina
and I were sort of becoming friends,
which I know sounds very stupid,
but that ended in change in 2016
when Jack and Gina left to go back to their home
and they took Diane with them.
I don't know why they went back,
but it wasn't like all of the friends of friends went back.
Jack never came back and Gina came back in 2018,
but she was so different when she came back
to the point that I wondered if it was the same Gina
or this was like a different Gina.
So I even think of her now as Gina 2.
They all look sort of the same,
but with little differences that you can tell.
And Gina 2 has the same scar that Gina did,
although now I don't know if that's a scar
or if it's just something about the way her skin is.
Now Gina 2 is very down to business
with me and she doesn't seem like she cares at all about me
and I don't know if she ever did anyway.
They took Diane away in 2016
and I haven't seen or heard much about her since then,
but Gina 2 says that I'm going to go back with them
the same as Diane did.
I don't know who Diane is, by the way.
I think it's just another abductee.
Yeah, possibly.
So I hope that I'll see her again
because I got pretty close to her family several years ago.
I haven't talked with her mom in a while now
and she and her stepfather had it falling out,
but I don't know what that was about.
Maybe there were more posts
that we didn't see in the comment thread or something.
I don't have any of my own family left, really,
and I won't ever have my own kids and Diane means a lot to me.
I was wrong about some of the stuff I told you when,
all when I commented last time
and I think I should clear up a couple things.
First, I'm really sorry that I said they don't hurt people
because sometimes they do.
I asked Jack and Gina about what they do to people,
not just why they're studying me,
but what they do to other people, too.
Jack and Gina told me there are three kinds
of human subjects they study.
The first is like me,
who they study over a long period of time
and who they talk with and study for a long time.
I don't know how I got put in this group
or why they would be interested in talking with me
more than anyone else.
I think it's just luck
because they don't treat me like
there's anything special about me.
I've asked them and they didn't really understand
the question I don't think.
Some people in this group have been taken up
hundreds of times over 80 years or more,
but Gina told me that usually people
don't get taken up anymore after they hit their 40s.
At the time, I thought that meant
that maybe they lost interest in people when they got older,
but now I think that maybe it's just
that most people in this group don't live that long.
Some of it in this group,
they take back with them to wherever it is they come from.
The second group of their little experiments
are people who probably don't even realize
they're being observed at all,
never abducted, but watched and studied.
I don't think I'm in this group
and so I don't know nearly as much about it.
I guess maybe they are watching me,
but I feel like the people in this group,
they probably watch like all the time
and I know they don't watch me all the time.
I don't think they do anyway.
The last group is people who they use
for physical testing and that usually kills them.
Gina said that they don't hurt people
just to hurt people,
that they aren't mean,
but that these people can't survive the testing.
I'm not sure what it is they do to them,
but it kills them.
I'm really, really sorry that I gave the impression
that they didn't do this when they actually do.
I didn't know about it at that time
and I swear that I wouldn't have come on here
and commented that they don't hurt people at all when they do.
I still don't think people have anything to worry about
because they don't eat people,
they aren't trying to harvest our organs,
they aren't trying to steal our water or anything like that,
but they do some bad things sometimes
and there's nothing I can do about it
and I'm sorry that I made people think
that they don't when they do.
One other thing I was wrong about
was that I think I probably said that Jack and Gina's race
that I'm just going to call Friends of Friends
because that's what they call themselves,
didn't make a lot of those movies that they showed me.
The Friends of Friends have only been here
at something like 3,000 years.
Before that, there were others here to watch us
and I think that something bad happened
and they were completely killed off by the Friends of Friends
and they got Earth along with everything else
that those others had.
I don't know much about those others
and this is not a thing I can really ask about
so I really filled in some of my understanding here.
Wherever the aliens were before,
they must have been doing pretty much
the same thing as the Friends of Friends
because they bothered to take all the videos and everything
but the way Jack and Gina talked about it,
I got the feeling that they didn't care for those others
like the others might have been their enemies
or they might have done something bad
and when they talked about it,
they didn't talk about it
like it was just a shift change or something.
I'm pretty sure there was a war
and the Friends of Friends killed all the others
and I'm not sure about this either
but I think that the Big Ship
might actually have been built or brought here
by those others and not by the Friends of Friends.
I know that when Jack and Gina went back home for a while,
they did not go in the Big Ship.
The Big Ship pretty much stays put I think
and I've still never seen it from the outside
so I don't know what it looks like.
It might not even be a ship, I guess.
I guess it could be like an office building
on the moon for all I know.
The other big thing that I was wrong about
was that I said they don't have religion.
They say they don't but I don't know about that.
I know this sounds like they are stupid
and they can't be stupid if they can travel all the way here
and have these ships and all this technology
but this sounds pretty stupid to me.
Gina said there are a lot of different beings out there.
I can't remember if she said thousands or millions
but I think she said millions.
And there are many of planets
and there are millions of planets with life on it she said
and then there are some forms of life
that don't even have planets.
Some planets have just like fungus on them
or some fisher plants
but there are I think she said millions
of civilizations out there.
Many of them are as advanced as her she said.
She said that there are only seven planets
in the whole world that are like the earth
where the dominant life form has the simple problems.
She called them the simple problems, not me.
She didn't tell me a list of the simple problems
but she told me some of them that were prayer
and faith healing and churches and sorcery
and magic and all that kind of stuff.
Mostly all stuff about religion.
And of those seven she said there were only three
where people experienced deja vu
or believed in prophecies or that worship idols.
We are one of those three
and that's why the friends of friends are here.
That's why the others were here too
and that's why the next group is coming in July.
Gina says that they know that the whole world
isn't really what it looks like
but it's actually the creation of a single intelligence
and that we and everything exist inside that intelligence.
I asked her if it was like the matrix
and then I explained to her what that was
and she said it wasn't like that at all.
And so then I asked her if it was like
when that hospital show ended
and it turned out to all be a kid
imagining it in a snow globe
and she said it wasn't like that either.
But she said that it's one of the things
that everyone in the world agrees on.
All these thousands and thousands of advanced civilizations
they apparently all have proof
that the world is imaginary
or a dream or a computer program or something.
And they study Earth and the two other planets like it
because they're pretty sure that these three planets
and the intelligent life on them
are either mistakes like accidents
or else one of them might be the center of the whole thing
and everything else is a mistake or accident.
They want to figure out which is which
so they can better understand the intelligence
that creates the world.
That sounds a lot like religion to me.
I tried to finish up college a few years ago
and I took a world religions course
and to me this sounds like religion
but I'm not an expert so I don't know.
Also I didn't end up finishing college.
I only have like three courses left
but I'm never going to get there
and that bothers me a lot
because a lot of people in my family
were really educated and were doctors and engineers
and I'm just nothing special.
That's mostly because of this thing
that I've had to deal with as part of my life.
When I look back on all the videos they've shown me
and all the questions they've asked
is pretty clear that this is what they were studying in me.
I should have seen that even before Gina told me
but it's hard to clearly think about things like this
because it's traumatic.
I've read some of the comments
you all have made about me in the last few months
and I've seen a few of you mentioned mental health stuff
like maybe I'm crazy, I'm not crazy,
I'm not delusional or insane
but over the years I've had to deal with this shit in my life
and it's not easy and maybe that's caused me to see things
a little differently than they really are.
I don't mean like I'm imagining things
but that I'm maybe just justifying things
or rationalizing them.
You have to understand that I don't have my own life
if you can understand that.
I'm not in control of it, someone else is
and they've done stuff to me like taking me away
and forcing me to watch things
and interrogate me and all of it
and I don't have a choice.
I don't have a choice in it
and I think maybe when I was commenting here before
maybe I was kind of putting rose colored glasses
on my experience because the reality is
that my life doesn't mean anything to anyone
and I am powerless and it was just easier for me
to think of Jack and Gina as friendly
and as the things they do with me as just not so bad.
I don't know what my point is here
except that you shouldn't trust most abduction stories.
I wouldn't trust most of the alien stuff that you hear
either because people out there want attention
and they're bored or they want to take advantage of you
and make you do things
and they make stuff up to get your attention.
If you've been through it in reality
it's easy to spot the people making up stuff about it.
I say this because I saw on one of your comments
there's a guy posting that he's an alien named Adam
and it's going to show everyone the true history
of their planet through the internet starting this summer
and he made his account right after I posted my comments
and then started posting recently.
Interjection on that.
That guy, the traveler, he actually came out two days ago
and said, yep, it's all fake.
It was just a big story.
That guy?
He's that guy.
He's not real?
Yep, Adam.
He is not, it was all a joke.
He said he had read that story
and then he had created all this stuff
because he thought it would be a really fun
like creative writing exercise and it got out of hand.
Got him.
At one point he even said that I was part of his scam
somehow, that person is full of BS.
That's not a real thing and if you believe it
then I got a bridge to sell you.
And I mentioned it also because you're probably going to hear
a lot more accounts of abductions in the next few years
because I've seen many more of us up there than I used to.
Things have changed about the way they are observing us
and there's a lot more human contact
and a lot of those people are bound to mention it
to friends or family.
And then once that gets started
the hoaxers and frauds are bound to start popping up.
This stuff is really important though
and not just for you and for Earth
but for the people who they are taking.
We are people and this is not easy for most of us.
It's hard and it's lonely
and we don't have anywhere we can get help.
Oops, I scrolled away.
My bad.
Hold on.
Here we go.
My friend Sam that I mentioned before died in 2016
and I got a chance to meet his mother at the funeral
and I think that helped her deal with the loss a little.
He was a nice guy.
He was the nicest guy I ever knew honestly.
He was only eight years older than me
but he died of bone cancer
and I wonder if it had to do with
I guess radiation or something
or just something about our experiences up there.
I don't know.
Or I don't know.
We're all getting older.
Maybe it was just his destiny to die like that.
But I don't think so
and I don't believe in destiny anyway.
He was such a nice guy to me
and his mother was heartbroken
and there was almost no one at his funeral.
And of course that's not his real name.
As I said last time I changed everyone's name
because I'm not about to out anyone on here
and I happen to be thinking about that show Cheers at the time
and that's why I picked these stupid names.
Sam Diane.
I begged coach to come with me to the funeral
because it was the right thing to do
and because I'd never traveled that far on my own
but he wouldn't and we haven't spoken for years.
He pretends like none of this is real
and that it never happens.
I know that they are still taking him up
and I've tried to reach out to him
because he stopped but he stopped returning my calls.
He's really famous now.
Not just sort of famous but very, very famous
and I know that he's afraid of what this could do to his career
but it's not like I would ever name him
so I don't know why he cut me out of his life.
This thing that we are all going through
is different for each of us
and some of us handle it differently I guess
but to me it felt different than what, than that
when he wouldn't go to Sam's funeral.
It was like I had insulted his mother or something.
Like how dare I ask him to go to the funeral
of some trashy nobody.
When really he just had a couple of lucky breaks
and that's the only difference between him and Sam
or even between him and I.
I'm not bitter about his success
but I am so furious with him about the way he changed
and treated me when Sam died.
Didn't even acknowledge Sam or go to his funeral.
I know that he will never ever admit to any of this
but I also know that Coach was in the same group as me
and eventually they were going to take him back with him.
I bet he thinks he's safe from that now
because he's seen, he's so seen everywhere
and they wouldn't dare take up a celebrity
because then everyone would know
but they don't care about that.
So live it up now buddy
because sooner or later you're going to vanish
and your truth will come out.
I met three other people who went up regularly
over the last eight to 10 years
and made friends with them
and I didn't mention any of them last time
I commented here because I had,
because one I had just met and wasn't sure
if we were really going to be friends
and the other two I hadn't met yet.
They are all dead now.
Two of them committed suicide
and the other one died in a car accident
that I'm pretty sure was also a suicide.
So maybe you get it now and I say that
once you've been through this
you can tell when people are lying.
They don't set you back down here
with a message of world peace or a warning to stop wars.
They don't care about us.
Not like that they don't
and they don't select some old man on a hillbilly vacation
to give him a message about how to save the whales
or to fight Satan.
And the fact of it is,
is that it takes a hell of a lot of patience
from me to get to the point
where I could ask them questions about anything.
This thing has been a part of my terrible life
since I was a kid
and it's too much to deal with to be honest.
I haven't ever been able to hold down a real job
and I haven't been able to make real friends
or have relationships that meant anything
except I was very close to Diane and her family
but she's gone now too.
Dad died in 2010 and left me our house
and a little bit of money.
My mom died a long time ago
but that's a whole another story.
If it weren't for the house and the money
he left me, I would have ended up on the street
and then you all here would never heard of me
and anyone I talked to would have thought
I was a crazy homeless man.
And that's how most of us probably end up
is either living in the street
or else driving our cars off cliffs
and taking enough pills not to wake up.
I don't know why I've been able to handle it
and others can't.
I don't know why coach can handle it and others can't.
I don't know what makes us any different
or what makes us similar
and maybe we can't handle it better anyway
and maybe the better way is just to go on
out on your own terms
or to lose your mind and get locked up.
I don't really know
but I know that when you scroll through comments on here
and no one seems interested in what day-to-day life is like
for someone like us whose lives are taken over by this.
I don't know anything is the fact of it all
at the end of the day.
The only thing I know for sure
is that when someone says they have answers
or that the aliens told them things
or that they are an alien
or anything for sure about aliens or conspiracies
or anything like that,
you can be pretty sure that that first person is full of BS
and is trying to pull one over on you.
That's the truth
and maybe the only full truth that I know
because if this happens to you,
if this really happens to you,
then you don't get answers,
you don't get to understand
and you don't come forward
and pretend to have the answers.
When this happens to you,
you spend all your days feeling like garbage
and you try to hide.
I've had I don't know how many jobs over the years
at all at all at around minimum wage,
making sandwiches, delivering pizza,
filling shipping boxes, janitorial work,
but I can't hold a job because of this.
I couldn't finish college because of this
and I barely finished high school
if you want to know that fact of it.
I hardly leave my house or go out in public,
not because I think people will think I'm crazy
and not even because I'm afraid of people
but because I'm so tired all the time.
I know that I have trauma
and I know that maybe the way I see things
is shaped by that and all of that.
I know that but it doesn't change the fact
that this is the day-to-day reality.
I miss my dad and I miss Diane
and I even miss coach
and I hardly get through a day
without thinking about Sam
because I just have no one else in my life
all the time I'm lonely
and it hurts to be this alone.
So no, I don't know how their machines work
or how they travel here
or where I'll be going with them
or any of that.
I don't know any of that
and that makes me feel even worse
because I have just no control
and no understanding about it
and even if I ask them
or if they could tell me how I could know
and how I could explain it to anyone
if anyone would listen anyway.
I don't even know how cell phones work.
How does an air conditioner work?
How do they get air into the machines
that puts air in your car tires?
I don't know any of this stuff.
How long have they been there?
I don't know but I don't even know
how long we have been here.
Do they have any weaknesses?
I don't know and if they did
do you think they would tell me?
Can they feel love?
I don't know that for sure
because how could I know that?
Why did they choose July 18th?
I don't know the answer to that.
I don't have any answers to these things
and I'm sick of having the questions
and I don't care that I'm not coming back
because I don't have anything here.
I'm so tired of the loneliness
and the sadness of this place.
So what?
I'm not afraid of them or of the government either
because there's nothing they can do.
Every moment of my life
is the worst moment of my life.
Jesus.
I'll tell you what is frustrating
is to see so many comments on here
and not just on here
but everywhere about conspiracy this
and conspiracy that
and you can see their faces
or in their words
that they want to be a part of it
and they want this experience
but you do not want this experience.
It's frustrating to see people
who think they have figured out
something because they stayed up late
on a Wednesday night
reading something on the web
and now they think they can understand
or they figured something out.
I feel seen by that part of it.
That's insane.
You don't have to call us out so hard.
Yeah.
You're out of your mind
if you think that you can figure it all out.
I'm not the crazy one
and you won't get your answers
from the government cover-up report
that's about to come out.
That will say,
oh, sure, there's some unexplained stuff
and we don't know anything about aliens.
And I hate to break it to everyone
but they've already made contact.
They are here and they have been here
and they are now in contact with humans.
I've seen many, many, many more of us
up there on my last several trips
and they weren't like me,
not like Coach or Sam.
These aren't abductees
or whatever it is that we are.
When you see an abductee up there,
we usually look either like
they're leading us down the hallway
in a dentist's office
or else we are throwing our arms around
and screaming because we are so scared.
But the people up there now are different
but now there are people up there
who look like businessmen
and military men.
They're sitting up there on their own
without being guarded
and they're having meetings
and they're watching something on screens
and talking back like probably
with people back on earth.
They're wearing like army uniforms
and military jackets.
I've heard these people up there
speaking in English
and in languages that I don't understand
but I mean,
I know that some of them were Chinese
and some were Japanese or Korean
and that there were some that were French
because I do recognize French.
I've seen people who look Arab
and African and everything you can imagine.
They are in contact with us.
I know that the US government
is in contact with them
because I've seen the American military up there
and also because when the US government men
kidnapped me,
they asked me questions
that they couldn't have just made up.
They had information about the ships
and what they had done to me on those ships
and about me
and the only way they could have gotten
all that information
was if they were also talking
with the friends of friends
or whatever you want to call them.
And that was years ago.
So I know that the government
at least knew about them years ago
and you wonder what you'll learn from the report.
Whatever was planned for July
is still going to happen so far as I know
but it has definitely changed.
Something changed.
I'm pretty sure that's why this report is coming out
but I can't be sure about it.
I've heard friends talking about a report
for years and years
but I didn't know that it would happen this way.
I don't know if the reports
that's coming out
is to prepare us
or if it's just a cover up.
I don't know what it'll be like on the 18th either
except that Gina 2
and the friends of friends are leaving
and someone else is coming
and that whatever will happen on Earth
is not colonization.
I've seen maps up there
and it looks like on the 18th
something will happen
at least in Western Africa,
something in maybe China or around China
and in Wyoming or Colorado or Utah.
It's hard for me to know where stuff is
just looking at maps
without the state and country borders on them
but none of the maps up there
have any of those lines
so I'm making educated guesses
on these three spots.
I don't know for sure
what the government report will be
but I think that the point of it
is mixed direction.
There's a big change in the program
coming and the friends are leaving
and that's one of the reasons
why I'm going to I think
and something about that change
I think might be really noticeable
or destructive or something.
There won't be answers in any report
just misdirections.
That's my bet.
This took me a lot longer
than I thought it would
and it's too late to answer questions
but I don't know if I would want to.
I can't tell you exactly
what will happen on the 18th
and I don't care anyway.
Whatever it is, I just don't care
even if it is destructive
or even if the people coming
to replace the friends of friends
are terrible and they colonize.
I don't have the ability to care anymore
because I'm just tired
and I've had to accept my destiny.
The only way I make it through my nights
right now is telling myself
that in a few weeks time
I'll get to see Diane
and make sure that she's okay.
I'm probably being stupid
because they are probably
going to do something bad to me
but it really can't be worse than this
and I have no choice
but to believe that this will work out for me.
Can't make it through the night
without believing that.
And believe me, I know how pathetic it sounds
to say that all I have to look forward
to is seeing a girl
who's practically like a niece
or distant cousin
and who might not even remember me
for all I know.
She's been gone a long time
and I know there are all those of us
that they have taken.
So I hope that she's met some friends
and is happy wherever she is
and I guess wherever it is
that I'm going and that I'm going
and maybe there will be enough of us there
that I can make some friends.
And that is the post from ThrowWalien.
That's a follow-up.
Yep.
And within two or three days,
the count was deleted,
the post is deleted and he is gone.
Very, very interested to see
what comes out in this report.
Definitely not
like one hundo in on this
me either.
Reddit post.
But like he definitely seems like
a damaged individual
who's very depressed
and very sad
and probably in a bad place.
The thing that throws up a red flag for me
is that towards the end
he throws in the things
have changed excuse.
And that's kind of a typical thing
for people who predict events
are going to happen.
Yes.
And then the event gets closed.
Yes, absolutely.
And then yeah.
And then they like,
well, things have changed.
The program has changed.
I no longer know what's going to happen.
And that's an easy way.
So when if even when July 18th
and nothing happens comes and goes,
there's always that,
well, he did say things changed.
And so the conspiracy theorists
can still run around in the background
thinking the government
secretly working with aliens or whatever.
Well, at least I got one more birthday before.
But on the other hand,
this guy, at least in the post,
he clearly sounds traumatized by something.
Like his life clearly hasn't been pleasant
up to that particular point.
And the things he talks about,
the aliens are scary.
They fit certain narratives.
Like the reason why
there's almost like generational abductions.
The idea that maybe they have family,
they take up over and over again.
Why some people only see UFOs
and but they see them quite often.
But maybe they're just being observed.
There's a lot that falls into place
when it comes to the UFO and alien phenomena,
that's what you want to call it.
And that's what has me hooked,
because I'm like, a lot of this makes sense.
And the way the aliens seem kind of just neutral toward us
or like almost nonchalant,
who gives a shit, that fits really well.
And then the idea of this like singular consciousness
is also the idea of like a simulation or all this.
A lot of it just kind of clicks.
Yeah, I mean, it's definitely like
it has that existential pointlessness
that a real thing would have.
Very much so.
But I'm just like, I don't know,
I, this post made me believe the guy less.
I think I'm with you on that.
I think the thing that this does,
this post does two things very, very well.
It does everything you're talking about
where it like sets up all these cool ideas
and these cool thoughts.
And, but it's also things,
it also tries to divert from,
cover its tracks very well.
It's one of those posts that like tries to cover up
and sort of like wrap up a hoax.
You know what I mean?
Like it's actively trying to both throw out new ideas
and new things for people to latch onto,
but also be like most of, you know,
even including the bit about, you know,
well there's, you know, they don't believe in religion,
but maybe they do because they keep talking
about this one singularity thing
and it's these three planets and like,
it even includes like a whole like, there could be God.
Like it even has that added in there
as an element of the story so that
there's just additional things there to keep covering.
So we're like, oh, I know you disagreed with this one thing,
but actually the aliens said there could be a God,
you know, like that kind of vibe.
Yeah, yeah.
There's a whole lot of muddying the waters involved
and leaving open-ended questions.
And like I said, he mentioned like he said
in the second post how he had been hearing
about a report for years, but why wasn't that something
that was brought up seven years ago in the post?
Like why wasn't that something like, you know,
it was a report being made, you know,
little things that could also just like,
he's just connecting dots.
And when he talks about the report, he leaves it vague.
He constantly says, it's going to be a misdirection,
but I don't know, it could be, it might not be,
but I think it'll be a misdirection,
but I don't know what's going to be in the report.
I don't know, just yeah, well with you.
I think it made me believe him less in the end.
I guess we'll see on Tuesday.
Yeah, man.
I am excited to be disappointed, but either way.
Guys, you love those big black rectangles
of redacted information.
You guys ready for a little bunch of that?
Yeah.
And people pouring through it to grab what they can.
It is going to be a big nothing burger with no toppings.
Just meat and bun.
Well, Jesse, we'll see this time next week,
hopping on for episode 104.
Either our world will be changed.
It won't.
Or we'll be doing an episode.
Depending on what happens in the next two days,
the the topic of this next week's episode is influx.
So bear with us.
It will be fine.
Everything will be okay.
I have a feeling we're going to get my crazy story.
Yeah, I have a feeling as well.
I hope you guys enjoyed this Chunky Chill Mini.
We appreciate you hanging out with us.
Those are great, great little mysteries going on right now.
We'll keep you updated on both of them as things come along.
And we will see you all next week with another
brand new episode.
Thank you all so much for the support.
And we'll see you next time.
That feel when the mini-sode is just as long as the episode.
Yeah, wow.
You know what I'm saying?
Just about, man.
Just about.
Yeah.
Anyway, me and my wife were sitting outside indulging
on our porch one night, enjoying ourselves.
I needed to go to the bathroom, so I stepped back inside.
And after a few moments, I hear my wife go,
holy shit, get out of here.
So I quickly dash back outside.
She's looking up at the sky in the fall.
I look up too.
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