Chilluminati Podcast - Episode 133 - Minisode Compilation 17

Episode Date: December 28, 2021

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I don't have the nostrils. You're a little chill. You're a little chill mini for this week. So I'm glad you saw this video as well. You know, me all excited for aliens to finally come up, scoop me up and attach me to one of their jerk off machines. Instead. Why is that so specific? Because you know what? We brought it up and it hasn't left his mind since.

It will never leave my mind. It will never. I say it not until I experience it for myself. But out in a jarkened India, a strange figure is seen walking on the road caught on camera, of course, by the people driving down the road. And I have to admit, though, I don't want to say it's an alien. It is fucking weird. So I'm just very scary. Send me the link.

It reminds me of this. It reminds me of this witch footage that was going around a couple years ago. If you remember that. Now. I love the music in the background. It's like action music. Just skip ahead a bit until they get near. Like, look, yeah, like look at the 14 second mark.

Like dude, like it's. That's just a person. That's a person. This is not an official news network. It's Mr. Burns. It's just, I mean, it very well could be. That's what happened at the end of that episode. All I'm saying is.

It looks like a tall grave. Honestly. He really does look fucking weird. Wait till he gets closer. It just looks like a guy. It looks like an ashy dude. Just like a dude. Yes.

It just looks like a dude who is just like been through some shit. We are. This is look where we're at. We are in back dirt road. India right now. This is just got dusted out. This is just a dude. Like there are.

I'm going to let you know people this skinny and messed up all over the world. This does not shock me at all. These guys parked their bikes there looking at him and the guy is just kind of like. Turns around looks and then keeps on. Keep it on. You don't think that the babies are like the dobby from the driveway and then they mature into these guys. I'm letting you know this is what I like.

This is generalization, but I'm going to let you know most dudes in India. If they see something like this, they aren't going to just stop and then like there. There'll be more to this story. I'm going to let you know there'll be more to this story. They would be like grab that thing. They would just be like, Oh, wow. There's no way. There's no way.

There's no way. These guys were scared. Maybe it's not. They would not be letting you know. I'm letting you know. Questions I have are like. Questions I have are like how remote is this? Like how likely is it that a guy with no clothes on could walk to this place?

Like it says it's on a bridge on a dam. Like why is this guy on a bridge on a dam? It's in Chadwad dam bridge in case we have any. Let me, let me just say. Much like we have like a hillbillies and rednecks and Australia has like Boggins Indians that like have the exact same thing. And I'm letting you know those dudes pull up on those bikes are those dudes and they would grab this guy like a guy who's gone Colonel Kurtz full on.

No, I'm just saying like, you know, they got there like not dumb, but they when they should have fear, they don't. And they're like, let's grab them. And you know, I guarantee that's what would happen there. I cannot. This is just a dude. This is them harassing. This thing goes to turn around.

It's like the darkness swallows him and you just can't see any features on the face or the front. Like it's only high definition when he's walking away, whenever this thing or person is walking away, because I keep my mind open just to the possibility that an alien just got lost and is scrolling down the road in India. What do you think for where he parked his UFO? What do you think of this footage that's like a ridge? Like this is the witch on the road footage.

What do you think about this footage? Do you think this is a person? Like all I'm saying is this comment on that video is the exact is exactly what it is. Go to like 50, 45 seconds. I just want to say this comment really quick. Yeah. Okay. So this is the comment about that previous video.

So guys meet somebody naked and alone. And we're, you know, if they were that close to prove is an ET might exist, but they like prefer to ignore it. It's impossible. If they just understood it was like naked guy and left that explains the video. They saw a dude. They're like, what's that? And then they're like, oh, it's a naked man around it.

Yeah. Like no one cares. Or the alien influenced their brainwaves and influenced them to leave him alone so he could go about his own way. No, no. I'm telling you with the right psychic power can. Yeah. Only those who have opened their third eye.

If this was an alien, I'm letting you know. These dudes right up in the motorcycles would have got off and grabbed his ass. I'm just telling it to you straight. All right. We got a new one. Yeah. This is go to like 45 seconds in this one. This is the witch.

This is a classic video. I'll link this on Reddit. If you bug me about it, this is the way to know the exact one that we're watching. Go to like 40, 49 seconds at 52. There's just like a, you know, like a person who is walking weird. Just listen. Just listen. I got to back up like, nope.

Hell no. Nope. I'll be making the exact same sounds as this guy. This guy is like, whoa, you know what makes this. It's excellent. This one is fun. I don't, again, don't know that I believe it's like anything crazy, but what makes this one fun is that she's wearing all white and it's pitch black.

And so it like feeds into the imagery of like it's ghostly and otherworldly and her outfit, like at least from this crappy camera appears to be a little too clean. It's something about that's fun. I love how creepy this is. It doesn't necessarily mean that this is like, oh, like a bull. You have been turned into a frog. He's not. It looks like, why won't he go?

Why won't he leave? Yeah. I don't know. That's a really, that one really freaks me out. I think about that. The way she moves. Oh, the way she gets faster and like, God, it looks like it looks like Resident Evil to me.

It really has like a Resident Evil vibe. But going along with the theme of videos of things. That are may or may not be real. I just wanted to talk to you guys. I tease this a little bit at the end of the, the Dibbock box episode that we just had on the main show. And I just wanted to run this by you because it's something that has suddenly become much more interesting to me.

And I, I can't stop thinking about it. So I just wanted to run it by you guys since there's a lack of alien news this week. Maybe next week, boys. Maybe next week. I know. I know. So as I mentioned last time, this, this film is called the Patterson Gimlin film.

It's from 1967 and it's that big foot film. If you haven't seen it, it's that big foot film. I'm going to put a link to the original version of it in the chat right now so you can watch it. Volume morning. Again, if you bug me, I'll put the links in the subreddit. I'll probably forget. But here it is.

This is the original footage. The last minute of the footage. Yeah. Man's on horse, man. Big foot stuff happens around 20 seconds or so. Yep. There it is. There's that cloud.

My God, dude. It's got Parkinson's. That's what I'm saying, dude. Like this is like a serious. Oh my God. Okay. Okay. There we go.

Yep. All right. There we go. We can finally see there he is doing that classic walk that we all know. And it's back in the shakes have returned and he's gone. Yeah. And it's always, like I say, it's always kind of been the like, oh, shaky camera low res example, like the original one because it's everybody's

like, oh, it's bullshit, whatever, whatever, whatever. But I have, I recently had the epiphany because I like to watch driving around cities in the thirties type footage and I realized they can make that shit smooth as hell. So why can't they make the Patterson Gimlin film smooth as hell? Right. And so first I'm going to show you this one because this one's at like the full wide angle.

And it just is amazing. Yeah. That's great. Already. It looks real good. Yep. I I want to talk about the gate a little bit. It because I've showed this to people and I get a half and half

response of like, oh, yeah, that's just a dude in a suit or like what I think looking at it. But I don't think so because here's the thing. I think I think the way he's walking is pretty weird. Number one. I think he's punched his butt sticking out a little bit kind of like Trump. He's got he's got one of those like gorilla asses, though. You know what I mean?

Yeah. And I can see that he rotates his wrists and is like able to move his fingers. You know what I'm saying? And his wrist, by the way, his legs go like all the way. His arms go like all the way down to his knees almost. So I feel like there's something to this footage, right? I feel like there may be something going on.

But now I really want to show you the one that I really enjoyed, which is a much more close version where you can really start to see details. I want you to look at the like eight second mark of this one. Is it this one? Let me just double check that this is the right one. Yeah, this is the one I want you to check out this one at like eight seconds because I believe what you can see here is like his meat muscles of his legs shaking like they're really me on a bone rather than like me like

like like a outfit. If you look at this, this, this video at about eight seconds, you can really see like the musculature of his legs. When he steps down, it like shakes his whole little meaty leg there. And it just starts to feel almost like it's a real like creature. And I usually, I used to think that this footage was complete horseshit. Okay, I see what you're saying. Yeah, I can see that one step where his whole leg jiggles for lack of a

better term, you can see, you can see a little bit more to go wobble right right down to where like the knee bends. He has the like brow ridge. You can see that his feet aren't like shoes. Yeah, that leg moves very realistically for sure. It doesn't move. It's not stiff or anything. The what moves and what wiggles is like your calf and stirrup.

Like if I was naked and I like slammed my foot down on the ground, my whole thigh would be like. Right. And I feel like that's interesting. I feel like that's exactly what we're seeing here. So I just wanted to open the floor again to ask like, is this real footage of something or is this clearly a guy in a suit? Because I am, it's given me pause.

I thought for sure this was a dude in a suit three days ago. So what's interesting about this is looking at the footage you're looking at the leg muscle, you're absolutely right. When he steps down, it not only shakes, but then like a little bit of the other leg shakes as well. The biggest thing about it that I noticed is that that's the only thing shaking even as he moves his arms back and forth and that like swing. It's only from sort of like the, the maybe top of his arm down that

moves, but his torso and his body do not move at all. Which if you're walking, there's no titty shake while he's taking that stomp. There's nothing about his upper body that moves except his arms, but you're right. The lower body moves. So now I'm thinking less of, oh, it's real and more of what is this suit? Like how do they make, like, is it a suit where it was like a vet?

You know, like, if it is a mask, if it is just a fake thing, which I'm definitely not writing off, right? If it is just a fake thing, I think the suit is much better than we gave it credit for if this is fake. This is from 1967 again, right? But like if you look at him, he has like this big chunky booty and he has these, this weird way of walking when he rotates his wrists like almost like a monkey would like he's, he's rotating his wrist back and forth

as he walks like Jar Jar Binks. And he has like, you can see he has the ability to manipulate his fingers, which I think if you had long fake arms on like that go almost to your knees like that, that you might not be able to move them. But I don't know. I don't know. Maybe I'm crazy. Maybe I'm looking for something here.

But now go back to the other video that stabilized the farther back one. Yeah. The farther back one and just watch the first like five seconds and watch his like lower back and tell me that that's not moving and shaking when he, when he's walking, like the part, you know what I mean by the lower back, like just above the ass where your ass cheeks are. It does kind of look like it has heft to it. That's what I'm saying.

It looks like it. It looks like that's the camera like little meat wobble that sits up like above the ass. I don't see that at all. It looks like artifacting from the AI. I mean, I don't know. That's that. It's just I hadn't looked at this.

I hadn't looked at this film clip in boy, I don't know. I would say 10 years. Just I hadn't even thought of it like I just absorbed it into my brain. I was like, I saw that, you know, the pose of him walking with his arms out and I just, that's, that was the, that was the footage to me. So I don't really have a conclusion to draw, but if you have a chance, go look at these 4K 100 FPS stabilizations of the Bigfoot film. Cause God knows it's amazing.

It's wild. Yeah. That's so neat. And that's really cool. Like, I mean, there is, it literally gives me pause this literal, this part where eight seconds in this video, it really something is going on. Yeah. That leg looks very real.

Yeah. Wild. Hey, speaking of technology, I got something wild for you. Oh, so a 39 year old drug like Kingpin guy in Liverpool was taken down recently through the use of technology in like a way that is borderline scary. So this guy, Cal, who was, you know, known to be the guy supplying heroin, cocaine, ketamine, MDMA, all, you know, like all sorts of stuff. Sure.

Um, they, you know, they, you know, they, you know, they, you know, they had fingerprints on things, but they could never trace it to this guy. Right. So what ended up happening is they cracked his like encrypted message thing that he's been using to like talk to dudes. And on this encrypted messages thing, he, I guess, went to like a cheesery and took a photo. Cheesery.

I don't know where he was, but he took a photo. It sounds like where Chuck E. Cheese lives. He took a photo of him holding cheese up to the camera to be like, should I get this type and using the photo that had like, you know, when he hold you hold it like this photo, they got his fingerprints based off of like the photo. And that's how they match the fingerprints to the fingerprints in the crime scene. That is unbelievable. Yeah.

So, hey, that's, that's a thing. Criminals. Our cameras are just our cameras in our pockets now are so fucking good. It's, yeah, it was, it was such a good shot that that's how they got him. I used to remember thinking it was so baller that there was this story of this girl who had like a party at her apartment and like there was like some shady dudes there that she like didn't recognize kind of like skinhead looking dudes. And the next day, like somebody broke into her house and stole her iMac and they logged

into the iMac and like used the camera to snap a picture of the guy using the computer like in his apartment, like just. That's funny. I thought that was high tech, but now we're just like, yeah, we took fingerprints out of a picture. Yeah. That's literally enhanced, enhanced, enhanced. We took fingerprints out of this guy's photo because the camera was such a good camera

quality that like we could see it. So we just matched them. And I was like, that is. I feel like that was done. Shit. I was like, I feel like that it was done in an episode of CSI back in 2000. Of course it was. But back then it was BS because it was like enhanced and after a while because it was

grainy, but for some reason on TV, it gets clearer. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, wild. We just, we are, we are building our own future in our TV shows, everybody. Get ready. Soon. Yeah.

Soon we're just going to be the cyberpunk universe. Star Trek inspired enough people that like a lot of Star Trek things became reality. It just feels like it didn't inspire. Like space aliens coming to Earth with flying saucers. Not happening. Bring it on, man. I'm ready. Simply not occurring.

I just, I just want to hear people's takes on the Patterson Gimlin film. Yes. Now I do too. I know what you guys think. If you notice anything interesting on Reddit, you know, don't just go in there and be a troll. Just try and, try and engage with the source material. Let's talk about it.

Look, tell me about the meat. Tell me about the leg meat. Tell me about the, tell me about the butt flap. Tell me about it all. I want to know what you guys think. Yes, please. Let us all know. I'm no.

We're on the subreddit. All right. Well, we'll be back next week, everybody with another wonderful chill mini. Thank you guys so much for supporting the show. We wouldn't be able to do this guy without you. And, yeah, we'll see you guys next week. Goodbye. Bless.

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Mr. Mike. We got some fun stuff for you. I'm going to open up with mine because it's alien related and I'm excited. So you all know the alien autopsy video that was aired back in 1995 on Fox that was quote unquote proven a hoax. This is so crazy. However, along the line further down the timeline, the creator came out and said, it's not fully fake. There are a couple of frames within that that are actually from the film that he got from the military person that he met back in 19 whatever it was that he got from the rest was recreated. No takebacks though, man. Whatever. So I agree. That's very sketchy right out of out the gate. However, this is an article straight out of Yahoo Finance. This is from May 25th. It's the best. Yeah. A couple of weeks ago.

Alien autopsy NFT drop authenticated by the CIA reserve one million on rareable now. The NFT made from the original 1947 alien autopsy film, the auction of the most famous evidence of extraterrestrials, the only one authenticated by the CIA, which we're going to get to in a minute. That's a big claim is at rareable.com with an opening bid of one million or 450 Ethereum. The debate over the existence of extraterrestrial life was settled when the CIA authenticated the most famous piece of UAP evidence, the alien autopsy film. Now for the first time ever, a piece of that history is available to own on Tuesday. A mind blowing NFT of a frame from the film will be auctioned off on rareable, the largest decentralized NFT marketplace.

To make this item even more historic, the buyer will also receive a physical 16 millimeter frame from the original film that was shot in 1947. The starting bid is over one million, blah, blah, blah. The frame clearly depicts the autopsy of an extraterrestrial that crash landed in Roswell, New Mexico in August of 47. Clearly. Clearly. You don't have to get to it. Clearly depicts. Quote, I have lived with this film and the story surrounding it for 30 years said the owner of the original footage, British entrepreneur Ray Santilli. When I first saw the CIA papers with their verification of the Roswell event and alien autopsy film, a massive weight was lifted from my shoulders. I believe the technology we enjoy today started in 1947 with the Roswell crash

and that the NFT and single film frame being offered is by far one of the most valuable items to even come up in the auction. The alien autopsy evidence is world famous and has appeared on every major TV network worldwide. It became a major Warner Brothers movie, a documentary investigating it. And it was mentioned. He's just like this is like, you know, pimping that has been everywhere on TV. The original film was discovered by Santilli, who acquired it in 1992 from a US military cameraman while he was working on an Elvis Presley project. The authenticity was later subject to fierce debate until a leaked memo was obtained by aerospace billionaire Robert Bischelow that proved the film's provenance. The memo from the archives of the NASA astronaut

Edgar Mitchell discusses how did he get it? How did he get it? Somebody leaked it to him. Oh, somebody like leaked it to him in 04 or whatever, handed it to a billionaire. Yeah, yeah, discusses. So the memo from the archives of the NASA astronaut Edgar Mitchell discusses CIA scientist Kit Green's briefing on the alien autopsy film at the Pentagon. In 2001, Green submitted a report stating quote, the alien autopsy film video is real. The alien cadaver is real. The cadaver seen in the film video is the same as the photos Kit saw at the 1987 88 Pentagon briefing. The memo was also shows an email where Green reveals forensic tissue and organs were stored at Walter Walter Reed Armed Forces Institute for Pathology Medical Museum

in Washington, D.C. All stuff we covered back when we covered Roswell. So this don't you shake your head, Jesse. I'm shaking my head. It's still fake. It's still all these things. All these fake things to prove a fake thing. It's crazy. What do you mean? It's an actual it was a memo that was leaked and there's an actual scientist's name. You can actually go ahead and do research. I guess I guess we'll see. Green is his name. I guess we'll see by the end of this month. So anyway, yeah, that's what I've been doing. So they're selling it. You can see the picture of it. Like you can see the picture of the film from the supposed 1947 alien autopsy film. Does it have the dude in it? Yeah, it has the alien lying on just the alien lying on the here. I'll link you guys the

rubber suit and see it. Whenever I think of the alien from that film, I I kind of get him mixed up with the alien inside the pierogi guy's head in Men in Black when he opens the same. Roughly the same thing. Just the face. He's kind of like he's kind of like tired. He's kind of out of it. I mean, it was very convincing. Like the creator came forward back in I can't remember when 96, 97. Not too not too long after. Right. And he was like, hey, it's it's it's pig guts and like sheep brain and all this other stuff. And then he went back and said, well, what we it was a recreation, but it was based on the few frames that we actually have. And what likely ended up happening. And they created it. It's interesting. Jesse is just shaking. I said, no, I don't know.

I find it and find it fascinating because like it apparently was real enough looking to fool a CIA agent of somebody who had been debriefed on these things in the past. And it does lead credence to the whole idea that bodies were found at the Roswell crash as we covered back in the Roswell series. Go back and listen to it. Great series. I just don't know, man. I don't know. It puts it it's God. It sucks because like the guy came forward and was like, we made all that we did all this stuff. And now there's like weird memos saying that they were believed and like it might be real. And so that's the thing. Like, does it mean that it's saying that it's real or is it saying that the CIA took it serious at one point? That's what I mean. So but like the I don't know because it's

so fucking like it's all so goddamn vague. The memo from the CIA agent seems to imply that he believed it was real. I don't know whether I think that was believed is the key word there. But if he believed it was real, he didn't seem surprised and it seemed to fall in line with things that he had already known or believed. It wasn't like he didn't seem mind blown by it is like the key takeaway here that this is a body being autopsied. He was seemed like it was like kind of like a fucking Monday. So I don't know, man. Like it's hard to know. It just it's weird. I don't know what the government knows. And it's just frustrating. And maybe they do have a body fucking stashed somewhere on some base that they don't, which I mean also

possible because all these you know, it's frustrating is all these goddamn news stories about these like disclosure. The headlines are all like government says there's no way that it's not alien. But then if you go in and you go read the article, it then also says the government says there's no way to know if it's not either. So like all these mainstream medias are leading with these headlines to be like, it's not alien. But if you fucking read the article, the government also is like, but it's also we don't know if it's not. They're saying they're saying we're not saying it's aliens, but we do not know what it is. But they're having the mass media fucking put out headlines that say it's not alien. So people

just know people only read the headlines. That's done purposefully, man. And they're doing that shit purposefully. But if you read the articles, the government is literally like it might be, it might not be. We don't know because when you sit and look at the evidence, we're stuck with two options. One, some government on this planet has technology that can that breaks laws of physics in ways that we do not understand going speeds that would kill a human being able to go from water to air to water without any resistance. Or it's something which means they are like a century ahead of us and have been putting this technology together for decades and we never got wind of it, which makes no sense. Or it's something else. I'm not saying or it's aliens, but it's something else.

It's it doesn't make any sense. There's just it doesn't make sense to me that the Chinese have technology or the Russians have technology that are like breaking physics laws that we know. And we've never known they were working on it, that they've just literally we just never heard about them working on it because they would have to be working on it for fucking decades. And if you go back to Soviet Russia and like they weren't they weren't exactly doing great back then, you know, in terms of money and like funding. So I don't know, man, like it just doesn't make it frustrating because we're left with like this this. No, you're right. A noble answer. It's the most real it's ever felt. I'll put it that way. Yeah, it's the most real it's ever felt.

Yeah. But anyway, the NFTs up for sale. If you want a piece of this, one day you'll either find out it's completely false as as most people believe or it might be real, but you have to hawk up at least a million dollars in Ethereum to buy it. So if you listen to this show and you end up owning this, you know what to do. Hook us up. Patreon.com slash Chilubinati. Find us out. They're already there. They're listening to this here. Maybe. Maybe they are. Maybe they're not. Maybe it's 2022 now and the aliens already showed up in July. Like what's his name? Wouldn't that be fucking wild? Anyway, that's it. That's all I got. Take it away before I just start rambling. Something totally different from Ladd Bible.

It's from 12 days ago. This is an article that I'm going to read word for word because it starts off grabbing you with a very Chilubinati-esque headline. And then as the article goes on, you start to ask more questions. You start to, there's a larger conspiracy at foot. So I'm going to just read through it. It's called the residents of small Australian town terrified by mysterious creepy doll. And it goes like this by Tom Wood. Residents of a small town in Australia have been seriously creeped out by a haunted doll that sits on a swing near to a mangrove swamp. So I'm not going to let you guys down. I did really good last time about putting everything on Reddit. I'm going to send you guys a picture so that you guys can see it in the Twitter. So go ahead and

give it a lookie. Lookie Lou. It's not great. So if you don't like dolls, don't look at it. It's the least threatening thing I've ever seen. Also like maybe there's a Furby emerging from the tree. I don't know. Okay. Thank you. I don't know what's going on over there on the side. This is what people, this is what people, this, this doll is cute. Yeah. The article goes on. It's the stuff of nightmares and certainly the last thing you'd want to encounter late at night or early in the morning. But the people of Lucinda, North Queensland know well enough to avoid this spooky toy. They even attribute the malevolent magic of the doll to failed fishing trips and troubles with boats probably due to the proximity

to the water. Obviously it's completely terrifying in the first place. But when you factor in the fact, it could also be casting evil spells. It gets worse. And I got another article here. I mean, another picture here from the article that you guys can look at. It's no better than the first. It's a little, I'd say it's slightly creepier and it does seem to confirm that the Furby is in fact a Furby and is in fact real and not just a trick of the light. What? Oh my goodness. I'm excited. Yeah. Oh yeah. And here is where the article starts going insane. The town, which is 90 miles north of Townsville, only has a population of 406. Yeah, I know. Powerpuff Girls hanging out? The town is 90 miles north of Townsville, only has a population of 406,

all of whom are presumably well aware of the bad luck that swirls around the mysterious swinging doll. Even the local MP has been getting in on the act. Hitchinbrook's local political representative, Nick Dometo, told the Townsville Bulletin, everyone seems to know about the doll, but nobody really wants to talk about it. Somehow that makes it even stranger and more unnerving. According to Dometo, no one knows or is willing to own up to knowing who put the doll there. And I got one more picture for you. It seems like whoever took these pictures just sort of like kept kind of sneaking closer and closer to the doll, tempting fate, perhaps? I don't know. But it goes on. Perhaps nobody actually did put it there. Maybe it arrived at its own accord.

Apparently, the residents of the town are all completely aware of it, but no one is willing to get too close to investigate properly. They're even scared to say hello to it. Dometo added, everyone seems to know about the doll, but nobody really wants to talk about it. This might be pure circumstance or a modern wives tale, but it's something I'm definitely not willing to toy with. Dometo went on to explain how every single time he tries to ask about the doll, it always ends up raising more questions than it provides answers. And then it shows the same picture again, basically, but from a slightly different angle again. So now I'm going to send you another picture and you can confirm that it's similar enough of a picture that we probably

didn't need to see it twice, but it's a slightly different one. Or maybe it's just my own eyes playing tricks on me. I can't tell. I took two separate screen caps, so you're going to have to tell me if it's the same exact picture or not. It's just weird that it's in the article twice, I feel like. Maybe it is the same exact pic. We'll see. He said the doll's provenance remains a local mystery and most people living in the area are wary of digging too far into what it's doing there. Best just to skirt around and go about whatever business you've got. That said, one business owner told the same local paper the doll was placed there by a lovely local couple who just wanted to add a splash of color to their small part of the world.

Well, they've certainly done that, just perhaps not the type of color they intended. And I want to point out that both times that they they quoted the cop. He said everyone seems to know about the doll, but nobody really wants to talk about it word for word. The same thing twice quoted in the article. Weird. Gotta get that word count up there. And then every time that they mentioned him, it says something along those lines. It's like we asked him and he said, everybody knows about it, but no one wants to say who it is or nobody wants to deal with it. So basically this whole news story is that there's a creepy doll that showed up on a swing in Australia and no one wants to look at it or check it out. But it's

I feel like it's not creepy. It looks like a little tiny stuff. It's not like a porcelain doll. Like was it just looks like a stuffed doll that like an old couple probably put there because they're like, oh, I'll do it for you, honey. Like I love you. It's face though. If I if I saw this in the woods hanging from a tree on this creepy rope swing like it is, I would definitely be freaked out. It's got a little dog with it. It has nothing evil. Has a little tiny puppy. Oh my God, it does have a dog. I didn't even know a little tiny dog. It has a puppy, but then it also has a Furby, which it like Philadelphia experimented into a tree next to it. I don't know what's going on there. And that actually adds a lot to the

creepiness. It has like a lynchian creepiness to it. You know, I'll put it on the subreddit. You guys can tell me just bug me and I'll throw it on the subreddit. If you if you care to see, I'll even throw the both versions of the same picture on there just for generalistic integrity. So that's my that's my story and I'm sticking to it. It's a creepy one. It's a sticky. It's a creepy story. You're sticking to it. Alright, Jesse, what do you got? Well, we mentioned this in the episode this past week. A man got swallowed by a whale in something truly biblical. A man by the name of Michael Packard was swallowed whole by a humpback whale. So this man first quote that comes up. Oh my God,

I'm in the mouth of a whale. Yeah. So this guy 56. He is a like a lobster picker, a plucker. Basically, he literally goes down underwater and picks lobsters off the floor of the ocean. And he might be like one of the last people to do this. And so he's down there and he sees like a bunch of fish swimming around. And of course, whales, what they do is they open their mouth and just suck in all the damn fish. And this dude was just in the way. And I love the way he writes stuff is like the way he describes it is crazy. All right. All of a sudden, I felt this huge shove and the next thing I knew, it was completely black. Packard recall Friday afternoon following his release from Cape Cod Hospital in Hyannis. I could sense I was moving. I could feel

the whale squeezing me with the muscles in his mouth. Initially, Packard thought he was inside a great white shark, but he couldn't feel any teeth. And he hadn't suffered any obvious wounds. He quickly dawned on him that he'd been swallowed by a whale. I was completely inside. It was completely black, Packard said. I thought to myself, there's no way I'm getting out of here. I'm done. I'm dead. All I could think of was my boys. They're 12 and 15 years old. I'll fit it in scuba gear. He struggled and the whale began shaking his head so that Packard could tell that he didn't like it. He estimated he was in the whale's mouth for 30 to 40 seconds before the whale finally surfaced. I saw a light and he started to throw his head from side to side

and the next thing I knew, I was out in the water. Packard's sister was on their boat at the time and she recalls this thing popping out of the water. She thought it was a great white shark and then she said, there was all this action at the top of the water. Then the whale flung my brother back into sea and I was like, thank God it wasn't a great white shark. He sees him out there all the time. He must have thought he was done. First off, that alone is enough for me never to do this. Yeah, I'm good. Just great wakes all the time and he's like, I got to get my lobster. So they asked, you know, a bunch of scientists and stuff like time out. Does this happen often? Do whales eat people often? They're like, no, this is ridiculously rare. This is something that never

happens. Basically, unless they are whales that have teeth, the whole idea of a whale, especially a humpback, all it does is it has like filters and sucks up fish and then swallows underwater. And so essentially this does not happen. The guy they asked was like, I've never heard of anything like this happening before. They say that the one that swallowed him was a juvenile. So chances are that it simply didn't know better and just was doing it, you know, it's whale thing. And they're like, yeah, this doesn't happen. People dive with humpbacks all the time. People do all these different things with humpbacks and they just simply do not eat people. So he's like, this was a rare thing. And it's very, at least what the scientists are saying,

there's no way this whale could have swallowed him whole. It's not a whale that, it got in his mouth. It's like, if you eat a thing and you're like, that's not going down and you have to like spit it out, that's exactly what happened. It's like you putting a Game Boy in your mouth or something. It's not going, like it's not going down the throat. Yeah. Yeah. And so they're like, really truly, he was more in danger of being injured in other ways, like, you know, blunt force trauma and stuff of being inside a whale's mouth. I mean, I can imagine. Shuck around. And he has shuck. That's right. Shuck around. Shuck around. And he, but he has all the equipment on. And so, you know, who knows what could happen. But they're like, yeah, no, he's like, that's crazy. This

definitely should not happen. And then my favorite part, my favorite part of the entire article, this is crazy. Ten years ago, while traveling to Costa Rica, Michael Packard, same guy, was a passenger in a small plane that crashed in the jungle, killing the pilot, co-pilot and a passenger. Packard sustained multiple serious injuries to his abdomen and upper body. The rescuers that found the remaining five passengers after two nights in the jungle said they wouldn't have survived another night. Jesus Christ. This dude's life is wild. I remember that guy who was like, struck by lightning. His parachute didn't go off and he like, lived through all that shit. Yeah. And so this guy, you know what? And then, of course, they end with, they think he's the last

lobster diver in Provincetown. He's like, it's a strenuous job, but I'm the best one there is. You're the only one there is, bud. So I guess that by default, you are also the best. I was like, wow, what a weird story. And then it's like, also, he crashed in a jungle and had to survive for two days and he was like, and a damaged abdomen. I'm like, this guy is tough as hell. Man, this guy. Yeah. That is unbelievable. That is unreal. He's like one of those guys that just has that luck, right? Yeah. Like you got swallowed by a whale luck. It's just not good. Yeah. It's not good. Good stuff. Thank you, boys. And thank you all on Patreon for supporting us. We'll be back next week with a new mini and more crazy stories. Thank you guys so much for listening. Goodbye. Peace.

Oh, my little chaluponauts. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Four children. Hello, my little chaluponaut. I hate it. Still hate it. We'll hate it forever. You accepted it for a few weeks. There were a few weeks where you were fine with it and then you stopped. I don't know what happened, but no, it just, no, I accepted it because I felt like I had to, but you just make it worse somehow. I don't know. I don't know if I'm making it worse. Oh, I love it. Not a fan. It's one of the best. It's one of the best benefits of joining patreon.com slash chaluponautipon. I tend to agree with you actually. I think it's probably the best benefit. Yeah. What did you bring for us today, Alex? It has to do with grenades because that was the only

tease you gave us. I don't have a lot. Like I did a lot of like looking into weird news. Here's my biggest thing here. It'll be quick. Scientific America today even wrote an article set like literally today saying that, yeah, aliens might actually be here. But if they are, the UFOs are unmanned. They're likely some, they're machinery probes. They're drone from another planet. That's it. We're punching closer to disclosure, but continue to be like, but maybe if it, if then here's some, maybe they need to watch a rival and realize we don't know anything about anything. That's, that's all I want. Just admit it. Just admit it. The UFOs are here, man. We're there. They're here, but Alex grenades. Christopher Zachary found, this is from MPR

from a couple of days ago. He found a green metal box stuffed inside a bright pink pillowcase in the bushes behind his house. He pulled it out on it. It said cartridges for weapons and he found 30 armor piercing grenades. It's a guy who owns a construction company. He was confused. He was scared. He had no idea how they ended up in his backyard in Atlanta. The military investigated and determined that they were seen eight months ago last on an ammo train that rolled out from Florida. Someone stole them somewhere on the train to Pennsylvania. And, you know, it's a, it's a scary thing. I don't know if you guys remember how I would talk to about that time that that sniper team like shot up that power station at one time just to like highlight how shitty our

security is. Things getting stolen off military trains is a very similar thing. This is like a real big problem that our military is having. And these things are called 40 mic mics. They're 40 millimeter rounds. They feed into an MK-19 launcher. It's like a grenade machine gun. Shoots one grenade a second and it can shoot it almost a mile. Oh my God. Oh my God. It's like donk, donk, donk. Just mile shots of grenades. That's crazy. Yeah. They had to evacuate five houses in both directions when they found the grenade box. Holy shit, man. Neighbors across the street had to evacuate. These rounds can penetrate three inches of steel and have a kill radius of 50 feet. They came from Blount Island in Jacksonville.

The train had 18 large storage containers on six rail cars, flatbed rail cars called Konex boxes that say explosives on the sides. And they were stacked in there like soldiers in bunks, according to the article. And it passed through Atlanta twice before it arrived 17 days later in Letterkenny in Pennsylvania. And it was then when they were unpacking the train that somebody discovered that the box of grenades was stolen. Nobody has any idea who, when, how, where they took the grenades. Nobody has any idea. There's put them in a pillowcase and tossed it off the train? I don't know. No, I don't think this guy's house wasn't the problem. I'm assuming it wasn't near the train. My guess is somebody stole it while I was at a stop and like left. Yeah. And it took

some time for them to figure it out, too. Workers didn't verify that the anti-theft seals on the containers were intact. Nobody checked the seals the next day, either because they were like inside of the container. Why? I had everything. It's because they're inside the container. So then a third day passed, then they noticed the seals. So nobody knows when or when, when or how good. And just it was just a little metal strap that holds it to the wood, was cut and just one box was taken. Well, they unpacked the entire container to see if anything else was stolen. But I don't think anything else was. And it just is this crazy little thing, this little crazy story. It was blown up by a bomb squad.

It's just crazy little story that like shows how these trains are like susceptible and that people are stealing things from the trains. One last chilling thought that this article leaves us with, which I think is going to maybe make you go, check this out. These canisters are packed with 32 rounds. And the one that this dude found in the pillowcase behind his house only had 30 in it. Awesome. He took two rounds. Fuck. What's wild is like, okay, we're hearing about this one. So how many do we never hear about? That's what I'm saying. Like, like people can be stealing stuff off these trains willy-nilly all the time. And we might not even be knowing about it because usually they probably don't

find it in their backyard. Yeah. And let's say most people probably aren't leaving them into some bizarre person's random person's backyard. So that's horrifying thought. Absolutely. Not a big fan. Great. Guns even can be stolen in this way. Like it's no joke. Well, great. Jesse, you got anything better? And that's going to make us not want to be afraid of going outside? Oh, I was about to say yes, but then you phrased it incorrectly. I'm so sorry. Okay. I'm already nervous. Great. So this week, I learned about a thing that is called uvia. Uvia day. Yeah. They, uh, Pisces pieces. Basically, it's the rain of fish. And for hundreds of years, hundreds of years, may at least 150 have recorded history.

A, uh, town in, um, oh goodness, where is this in its Euro Honduras, Euro Honduras for once a year, sometimes twice fish rain from the sky. Huh. Every year. And it happens right around now between the months of May or June in that time period. Usually what happens is, uh, like a massive rainstorm will come through and just hit the city. And then fish will begin to rain from the sky. And everyone was like BS doesn't happen, but in the 1970s, National Geographic like was there on the scene for it to happen. They watched it happen. And it's, it's this thing known as animal rain. And it's not, I mean, the reason why it's interesting is it happens in, in Euro. It happens there every year,

but this kind of thing apparently happens all the time around the world. And, you know, it's just very hard to catch because it is like a flash. It isn't just like the fish come down slowly. It's like something that's dumped. Right. And they said this, this happens with other things too. Like, um, there, there, at one point in time, there was an 1823, there was a volcanic eruption. No, I'm sorry. In 1698, a guy in 1823 wrote about this, but in 1698 there was a volcanic eruption. And I guess there was an underwater lake and the lake exploded and shot fish into the air. There's been times where frogs or like snakes or sometimes tiny alligators or jellyfish or mice or all sorts of things picked up by storms

and then flung around. I love that. And sometimes they, you know, reports have been said that like the animals are dead before they even hit the ground, but other times they're like, no, they, they, they die when they hit the ground. Other times they're like, they'd be flopping or hop away. That is so nutty. Yeah. People have said that one of these simplest explanations is that, excuse me, is that, um, you know, a flash flood could do it or maybe there's something that isn't the rain itself. You know, just maybe the river banks rose really quickly and pushed everything out. There's other times where like water spouts, a real quick water spout could come through, pick up some fish and fling them and then disappear.

Do they say what causes the fish in that village? Basically every year they have a rainy season and the rainy season brings the fish. But they don't know like the physics. They, they don't understand how it works. They, they have theories again, like it could be a water spout. It could be the rain hits the lake, the lake rises really quickly and then all of the fish are like knocked out onto roads and stuff. And then it recedes very quickly. Um, but they don't like classic readers digest like weird story fodder right there. Yeah. And they said like they've seen things where tornadoes have sucked up entire ponds in the past, but that's regular every year, right?

Yeah. Every year it happens since, since the 1800s, since they've recorded it. And it's possible it's happened before then. That's nuts. Yeah. It must be something to do. Like, I mean, obviously this is an explanation, but my mind's just like, I wonder if there's like a, during the storm season is like probably the same time a certain fish maybe has like breeding season and like they show up at the same time a nasty storm seems to hit and let me, let me give you this one last little tidbit. This is the best part. This is what makes it a mystery. Among the most mysterious elements of the Euro reign of fish is that the fish themselves

are not local to the area and may come from as far away as 200 kilometers. Jesus Christ. Yeah. Getting all the way that far. That's the fascinating bit. What does that mean? Maybe their eggs go up in the clouds and then they're born. Yeah. Yeah. And they just cloud fish come on the air when, when they die. That's like that hitchhiker's whale. That thing pops into existence. Like, oh, this is great. Splat. That is crazy. Yeah. They, they simply don't know. And it's considered like a miracle. And they have a festival that I think began in the nineties to honor the fact that it happened. So now they just accept it. And if you eat them, here's, I don't know if you can,

but I will simply say look up Euro Y O R O Honduras reign of fish and you will see so many photos and they are like the first search result when you type it in. Yeah. There's pieces down for a fish. One of the, one of the, one of the photos that people like actually on the street picking up fish and putting in buckets. So I guess potentially you could eat them, right? That's what I'm saying. That's like, that's like a free fuel meals there. Maybe it's very bizarre though. This is amazing. I learned about it this week. It was like, I can't, you learn something new every day. If you just keep researching and learning. That is a true mystery right there. Fascinating. Well, I'm going to leave you all with a small

little mystery just for you to go take a look at. There's a giant hole in Yemen that's been there for supposedly millions of years and nobody knows why. Yeah. A giant perfectly circular hole in Yemen. It's called Erie well from hell in Yemen leaves officials scratching their head. This is an article from today actually a curious and rather Erie chasm dubbed the dubbed the well from hell continues to baffle authorities in Yemen despite being in existence for centuries. A peculiar pit, which is located at the country's Al Mara site near the border of Oman reportedly measures nearly 98 feet in diameter. However, it's depth is actually a mystery. We've never reached the bottom of the well explained Salah Babir and an official with Al Mara's geological survey and

mineral resources authority. He goes on to say as there's little oxygen and no ventilation, as such experts can only guess how deep the hole might go, which they range 300 to 800 feet. They actually made an attempt to go down there once only got 175 feet down before they said they got out of there because they said we noticed strange things inside. We also smelled something strange. You recall before I'm using that it's a mysterious situation and they didn't go any further down. This is the resting space place of the bull male dragon. That's the only male dragon in the dragon apocalypse. That's it. That's what's going to happen. That's what's going to happen. Take him out with a magnesium tipped arrow to the dome saving the entire human race.

Hurry. Yeah. Just a fancy little hole that has no real answer to it that just sits there in Yemen that apparently baffles authorities and nobody wants to go down there because there's no ventilation other than one small. It looks so wild. I'm looking at it right now. Yeah, it's cool looking very so it's like almost perfectly circular. It is straight up just in the middle of the desert. What is it? There's nothing around and it's just like a hole leading into pitch black darkness. So any of our Yemen fans have any drop a GoPro on a string? If you are your many listener of our podcast, please hit us up and just tell us like one new thing about this hole. Yeah, but also stay safe. If you're in Yemen, stay safe. I know

shit is like not great there right now. Correct. Don't go in the hole. Don't go anywhere. I just want to know about the hole. It's one of those things apparently even locals refuse to talk about it because it's like don't say it. Don't talk about it. It might bring bad like bad things to happen. What though? What if it's so wild looking just like even the if you get like a close up image of it just pitch like a million articles about it in the last day. Yeah, it's all it's all cropping up for some reason. But yeah, you go do some hole research, everybody. If you're interested in some holes, there's a spooky hole for you. Some have speculated it's a super volcano that will eventually erupt according to the Daily Mail. Oh my god. Oh my god. That's terrible. There's

a lot of those though. We got a lot of super volcanoes. That's gonna be bad news for this planet. And I just like little holes in the ground that nobody knows about right now. There's a super volcano right in the middle of the United States. If that thing goes, goodbye U.S., we're done. Well, shit. Just have to think about yeah, just be reminded that's that there's one exists and you know, every 10,000 years is supposed to erupt and you know, just last time it exploded. I don't know. Probably long enough ago that we're all doomed. But like, hey, unless you can be brought back as molecules, we're all doomed anyway. So it's like, it's fine. Dude, we're all coming back as molecules. There's nothing else we're coming back as. So just think

about it. Consider it. See what's up. I'm coming back as like a like an asshole, like turtle, you know, a literal okay. Maybe I'll come back as a donkey. That could be true. I'm into it. Yeah, I like that. You know what? I'm on a reincarnation vibe. I'll be some kind of like, like a dog, man. Dogs got it easy. Okay. Yeah. Well, watch out for grenades and volcanoes, guys. Yeah, sounds good. Sleep well tonight. Everything will be a okay. We'll see you next week. Bye. Anyway, me and my wife were sitting outside indulging on our porch one night enjoying ourselves. I needed to go to the bathroom. So I stepped back inside and after a few moments, I hear my wife go, holy shit, get out here. So I quickly dash back outside. She's looking up at the sky.

I look up to and there's a perfect line of dozen lights traveling across the sky. Yeah.